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Understanding Appendectomy: A Guide to Laparoscopic Surgery · The Well-Built Life

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everyone, Welcome back to the Well Built Life. I
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  am really glad you are here today. This is a
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  Grab a drink, get comfortable, and let's dive into today's conversation.
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  Today we are discussing the appendix, that tiny vestigial piece
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  of anatomy that seems to exist solely to ruin your week.
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  It is quite the master of black comedy. Really, you
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  go about your life ignoring its existence entirely, and then,
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  without so much as a polite warning, it decides to
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  stage a mutiny. Appendicitis is essentially the body's way of
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  pulling a prank on you, though it is the kind
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  of dark, cynical joke that lands you in an operating
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  room rather than on a comedy stage. According to online sources,
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  the process begins when a blockage develops between your appendix
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  and your intestine. Think of it as a biological traffic
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  jam caused by debris, which then triggers a cascade of infection, swelling,
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  and distension. It is a rather absurd state of affairs.
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  Your own organs are effectively holding themselves hostage from what
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  has been gathered through various digital repositories. The classic symptoms
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  are as predictable as they are unpleasant. Localized pain in
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  the lower right abdomen, a fever that signals your immune
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  system is throwing a tantrum, and a surge in white
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  blood cell counts. The situation takes a turn toward the
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  truly grotesque if you ignore these signals. If that inflamed
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  little pouch ruptures, you are looking at a medical catastrophe.
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  It is a grim reality that internet databases highlight with
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  alarming frequency. A perforated appendix can lead to life threatening
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  complications that turn a simple annoyance into a fight for survival.
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  There is something profoundly ironic about such a small, seemingly
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  useless organ possessing the capacity to wreak such systemic havoc.
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  It is a classic piece of evolutionary slapstick, or the
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  punchline is a trip to the emergency department. Many medical
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  archives suggest that Once the diagnosis is confirmed, the standard
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  procedure is an apendectomy. It is the surgical equivalent of saying,
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  if you cannot behave, you have to leave the party.
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  Whether the appendix is genuinely trying to kill you or
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  just being overly dramatic, the medical consensus remains that once
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  this process starts, the organ has officially overstayed its welcome.
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  We are talking about a scenario where the only logical
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  conclusion is the total removal of the troublemaker, ensuring that
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  your internal geography remains intact and, more importantly functional. It
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  is a fascinating, if slightly macabre reminder that our bodies
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  are often just one minor blockage away from total chaotic. Now,
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  before the surgeons can engage in their high stakes game
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  of operation, you must first be rendered completely unconscious. This
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  is the stage where the hospital staff transitions from professional
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  care providers to the architects of your temporary oblivion. General
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  anesthesia is the star of the show here, a chemical
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  cocktail designed to ensure you remain blissfully unaware while someone
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  rummages around in your abdominal cavity. It is truly a
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  piece of dark comedy that we voluntarily sign up to
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  be rendered catatonic by strangers in scrubs. Yet here we are.
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  According to various digital repositories of medical procedure, this state
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  of induced repose is not merely a deep nap. It
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  is a meticulously managed suspension of your consciousness. Once you
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  have succumbed to the drugs and are effectively a biological mannequin,
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  the real indignities begin. Since your body has forgotten the
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  basic rhythmic necessity of breathing, A plastic tube is shoved
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  down your throat to do the heavy lifting for you.
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  It is a grotesque yet practical maneuver ensuring your oxygen
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  levels do not plummet while you are off in dreamland.
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  Adding to the absurdity, there is the matter of the catheter.
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  From the perspective of online clinical guides, this little accessory
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  is frequently deployed to drain your bladder, turning you into
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  a model of passive efficiency where your bodily functions are
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  managed by external plumbing. It is a profoundly humiliating reality
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  that we trade our autonomy for a few hours of
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  medically induced ignorance. There is something inherently ridiculous about this
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  entire preoperative theater. You arrive as a person with a problem,
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  and within minutes you are transformed into a collection of tubes,
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  ports and monitors. It is a bizarre clinical ballet. Internet
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  based medical summaries point out that these steps are routine,
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  yet the clinical detachment required to treat the human body
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  as a plumbing system remains a subject of intense, albeit
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  grim fascination. We are essentially processed like luggage at an airport, tagged, ventilated,
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  and prepped for the cargo hold of the operating room.
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  It is a strange, cold, and utterly necessary sequence of
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  events that highlights the fragility of our existence. You are
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  stripped of your dignity, ventilated by a machine, and drained
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  by a tube, all in the name of removing a
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  vestigial organ that decided to throw a tantrum. It is
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  a masterclass in the cynical reality of modern medicine, where
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  the most sophisticated technology is used to facilitate the most
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  base and unglamorous of bodily maintenance tasks. As you drift
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  into the void, one can only marvel at the sheer,
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  unvarnished strangeness of it all. Once you are rendered a
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  mere passenger in your own body. The real theater of
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  the absurd begins. The surgeon, acting less like a healer
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  and more like a high stake's interior decorator, initiates the
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  laparoscopic sequence. It starts with the insertion of trocars, essentially
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  glorified sharpened straws poked through your abdominal wall to create
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  three distinct portals of entry. The goal is to turn
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  your mid section into a pressurized dome according to the
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  consensus found in digital medical archives. The surgeon then pumps
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  carbon dioxide into your cavity, inflating you like a cheap
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  party balloon. It is a delightfully grotesque image. Your internal organs,
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  usually huddled in the dark, are suddenly granted the vast
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  empty real estate of a literal gas chamber. Just so
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  the camera can get a better view. With the abdomen
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  sufficiently distended, the laparoscope is introduced through the navel. This
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  fiber optic foyer transmits high definition footage of your own
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  misery onto a monitor, allowing the surgical team to observe
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  the appendix in its full, inflamed and frankly pathetic glory.
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  It is a moment of dark comedy. There you are
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  unconscious while a room full of professionals watches a live
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  stream of your failing anatomy. Digital repositories suggest that once
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  the culprit is identified, the surgeon funnels additional instruments through
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  the remaining ports. They grasp the offending organ with the
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  detached precision of someone picking up trash with a mechanical claw,
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  severing it from the intestine, and stuffing it into a
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  specimen bag like a discarded souvenir. The efficiency of this
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  process is almost offensive. Once the vestigial annoyance is bagged
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  and tagged, the surgeon proceeds to rinse your abdominal cavity
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  with warm, sterile saline. They are effectively power washing your insides,
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  suctioning out the debris of your body's recent rebellion. It
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  is a bizarrely clinical form of housekeeping. According to records
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  accessible via the web, this rinsing process serves to clear
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  away lingering, infectious material, ensuring that your internal environment is
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  as sterile as a laboratory floor. Before the curtain falls
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  on this brief, bloody performance, the surgeon performs one one
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  final sweeping inspection for any rogue bleeding a final check
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  of the wreckage, the laparoscope is withdrawn and a port
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  valve is briefly left open, allowing the trapped carbon dioxide
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  to hiss out, a literal deflation of your ego and
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  your abdomen alike. The incisions, those tiny monuments to modern medicine,
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  are sutured or stapled shut, leaving you with little more
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  than a few puncture wounds to serve as a reminder
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  of the day your body decided to turn against you.
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  It is a profound, albeit highly sanitized display of human fragility,
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  where the most complex machinery is employed merely to dispose
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  of a piece of tissue that nobody really needed in
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  the first place. Once the theatrical deflation concludes, you are
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  whisked away to the recovery room, a place that feels
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  less like a medical facility and more like a purgatory
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  designed by someone with a dark sense of humor. Here
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  you wake up feeling as though you have been put
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  through a meat grinder, only to find that the primary
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  reward for your survival is the immediate, non consensual removal
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  of your medical accessories. The breathing tube, that intrusive plastic guest,
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  that has been occupying your throat is extracted with a
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  swiftness that is both efficient and profoundly insulting. It is
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  a bizarre, slapstick experience to be conscious enough to realize
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  you are being unplugged, but too sedated to offer a
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  coherent protest. According to various digital repositories, the recovery process
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  is less about healing and more about proving your utility
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  as a functioning human being. Once again. You are monitored
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  with the kind of intense, detached scrutiny usually reserved for
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  high stakes laboratory experiments. The catheter, that delightful little souvenir
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  of your time under the knife is typically removed as
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  soon as you show signs of returning to your earthly tether.
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  It is a moment of pure, unadulterated absurdity where the
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  clinical staff treats the successful drainage of your bladder as
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  a monumental triumph of modern science. From what public records suggest,
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  the timeline for your grand escape is remarkably accelerated once
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  you demonstrate the revolutionary ability to swallow liquids without immediate catastrophe.
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  The intravenous line, the final umbilical cord connecting you to
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  the hospitals. Expensive caffeinated like infusion of hydration is unceremoniously yanked.
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  It is a cold, calculated transition toward autonomy. Internet based
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  documentation indicates that for an uncomplicated procedure, you are generally
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  expected to be evicted from the premises within twenty four hours.
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  They are essentially telling you that you are no longer
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  a profitable tenant of their medical real estate. It is
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  a cynical yet efficient conveyor belt of recovery. You arrive
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  as a patient, you are hollowed out, and you are
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  promptly returned to the wild to figure out how to
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  live without the organ that started this entire farce in
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  the first place. That brings us to the end of
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