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FULL SHOW: It's MAGIC Baby (feat. Jake Lambert) · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos, all the good stuff,
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Speaker 1: No nasties try it today.
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Speaker 2: Welcome this big heaving show. Really Jason Hits, make Mono
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Speaker 2: and oh good a your advice. It's great tavy company
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Speaker 2: on this. I suppose it's an all right kind of day.
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Speaker 2: It's Friday, first of May, twenty twenty six and as always,
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Speaker 2: if you can be bothered, you're listening to the big
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Speaker 2: show brought to you by Toledos. Out with the old brands.
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Speaker 2: They've had their turn to Lados is near.
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Speaker 3: Clean, mean hydration, good a MOI stallion house Alive.
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Speaker 4: You're going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sex under me?
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Speaker 4: Aren't we lucky to be alive? Feelings totally man, that's
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Speaker 4: no offense to dead people.
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Speaker 2: No quite clear about say it. I'm glad you say that.
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Speaker 4: Beautiful day to day sunny bastard, chili bastard. Yes, my
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Speaker 4: kind of day, man, absolute creegie, thank you, thank you.
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Speaker 4: I walked into work it was so nice. Yes I
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Speaker 4: say walk, I mean I went on a lime scooter.
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Speaker 4: People were shouting out to me out the window. Mogi legend, Yeah,
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Speaker 4: cool scooter, you loser. Yeah yeah, that sort of stuff
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Speaker 4: what about you crazy people been shouting there that you
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Speaker 4: lately met.
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Speaker 5: No, No one's been shouting at me lately. Had a
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Speaker 5: lovely lunch.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, he had lovely, same lunch you did.
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Speaker 5: Come on in rooftop bar Auckland here lovely to celebrate
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Speaker 5: this this Wild Foods Month thing. So we had this
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Speaker 5: delicious meal when it was really lovely, the sun was shining,
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Speaker 5: there were free drinks, and in the corner HODJ there
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Speaker 5: in a backbone T shirt and who of the movie.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, when you pers on the end of his nose
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Speaker 4: flipping through buzzies on Instagram, when.
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Speaker 2: You say that we had the same lunch, I would
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Speaker 2: disagree with that. We ate the same meal, but apart
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Speaker 2: from there, our lunch was very different. I ate all
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Speaker 2: of my meal, Yes, you ate one third of it,
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Speaker 2: well two thirds of it, and I gave my other
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Speaker 2: rib to pugsn. I'm more talking about the busy side.
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Speaker 2: We're keysy head about seven or eight, and I had
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Speaker 2: a glass of water.
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Speaker 1: Moon.
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Speaker 2: You're a big bone, you think you Hey, Now listen,
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Speaker 2: really really big days day, Huge day. We give away
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Speaker 2: the chill to Magic round and around five o'clock, So.
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Speaker 4: If you are in the draw Hog killing mech This
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Speaker 4: is Mogi is my time to shine? What are you doing?
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Speaker 2: I just want you to reiterate what I'm saying. Hey, Mogi,
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Speaker 2: what's on the show? What's happening on the big show
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Speaker 2: with old Mogi. Wow.
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Speaker 4: As Jason's already mentioned, today we announce the winners for
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Speaker 4: Magic Round. We're off to see the biggest game in
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Speaker 4: Buckball League over the fifteenth to the seventeenth of May.
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Speaker 4: I believe it is today. We draw it five o'clock
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Speaker 4: on the dot. You are going to have one more
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Speaker 4: opportunity to get into the drawer for this, so keep
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Speaker 4: your ear tuned to the wireless for the Queuter call
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Speaker 4: and give us a ring on eight hundred Horaki. Not
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Speaker 4: only that, we've got Jack Lamb, but the UK comedian
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Speaker 4: coming in for a bit of a yarn. We've got
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Speaker 4: this robber and we've also got a bit of a
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Speaker 4: chat about Hoidy. J It's the first day of the
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Speaker 4: big bet Jase. You've given up vaping, yes, and we're
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Speaker 4: gonna have a bit of a chat about that.
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Speaker 2: Man.
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Speaker 4: Just see how you going as we are every single day,
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Speaker 4: every single day we're going to check at Mizzy on
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Speaker 4: this brother, because we are behind you one hundred percent.
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Speaker 2: Sure. Here's Pearl Jam for.
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Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki Cake.
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Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Friday afternoon.
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Speaker 2: The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock. It's time
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Speaker 2: for the big pole, a big pole.
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Speaker 4: And based off the back of our big bet we've
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Speaker 4: got going on, the big poll is can Jays give
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Speaker 4: up vaping for the month of May? Get onto Instagram
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Speaker 4: the Headache Big Show and have your vote.
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Speaker 2: Have your say. Jason's day one, mate.
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Speaker 4: We've got a bet going on. Yes, you you two
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Speaker 4: are both beting me one hundred dollars each that you
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Speaker 4: Jays can give up vote vaping and smoking cigarettes for
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Speaker 4: the month of May. No supportive tobacco or nicotine products
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Speaker 4: outside of the gum.
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Speaker 2: Yes, or I don't mind patches that they make me
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Speaker 2: itch Mogi to be fair, so I probably won't do
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Speaker 2: the patches good. I get very scratchy with.
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Speaker 5: You, and so if you can't do it, we then
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Speaker 5: have to give Mogi each one hundred dollars.
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Speaker 2: I thought you'd take it on my bed.
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Speaker 5: Come on, stop it, Okay, this is just a cut
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Speaker 5: and dry. Bet we either pay Mogi or he pays us,
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Speaker 5: and you'll feel healthier in the long run.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Sure, Day one, How are you feeling? Um? Because I've
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Speaker 2: been in a great nud um look a bit angsty,
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Speaker 2: to be honest, a more ansty than I thought i'd feel. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's just because you know, I have a pattern to
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Speaker 2: my day and the pattern's been disrupted somewhat. Yes, you
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Speaker 2: know when I go and have oh, just take a
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Speaker 2: moment and have a suck. Yeah, you know, I just
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Speaker 2: have a vigorous suck and everything will be all g.
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Speaker 5: But you can still do that, just not with a vape. Yeah, true,
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Speaker 5: find other stuff to suck on.
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Speaker 4: Can you talk me through your habits?
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Speaker 2: Mate?
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Speaker 4: When you start the day, generally speaking, now, when you're
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Speaker 4: at your old house, what you would do was, and
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Speaker 4: you and I had our habits as well when we
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Speaker 4: staid on the show. But you get up in the morning,
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Speaker 4: you'd have a cap of coffee, You go out into
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Speaker 4: your sunroom or out onto your deck, onto the deck there, man,
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Speaker 4: and you would you would blast yourself a dart. That
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Speaker 4: was the way you started a day. Now, that is
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Speaker 4: a hard habit to shake.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think back in the day and looking
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Speaker 2: back on my journey years through smoking, that was the
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Speaker 2: hardest one to cap. It was the first one of
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Speaker 2: the day with my coffee, because that's so good. You
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Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about, mate? Do you know how
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Speaker 2: good it is at first?
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Speaker 4: Today?
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Speaker 2: Not at all, it's not just all, but for me,
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Speaker 2: for me, it was, And to be honest, every cigarette
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Speaker 2: after that was downhill.
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Speaker 4: But the trouble with it is you've had the first one,
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Speaker 4: so then you're in the habit for the day, aren't you.
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Speaker 4: So you're off to the races again. So then I'm
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Speaker 4: assuming that you made it. It was the vaping, yes,
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Speaker 4: said replace that. But what have you been doing since
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Speaker 4: you've been pig in the city because your big city
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Speaker 4: life now, Yes, and you can't vape inside the house
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Speaker 4: or at least that's what you tell us the apartment.
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Speaker 4: So what is your habit? What's your first one of
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Speaker 4: the day?
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Speaker 2: M No, I can't vape in the house. My wife
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Speaker 2: does not approved, even when I scream out it's vapor.
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Speaker 2: It's not smoke, it's vapor.
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Speaker 5: It's because you look like a douchewee you doing it?
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Speaker 2: Um. And also that's part of the requirements of the
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Speaker 2: flat that we're into. Yeah, sure, you can't do that.
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Speaker 2: My habit is generally still to go for the coffee. Yes,
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Speaker 2: first thing in the morning, have a shower, and go
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Speaker 2: for a vigorous walk, whereupon I suck upon my vape. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: but you can still go for the wark. Yeah, well
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Speaker 2: we don't know. You had our coffee, had our showers,
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Speaker 2: went out for a walk, and I was a bit forgitty, yeah,
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Speaker 2: you know, and I was a bit sort of.
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Speaker 4: The trouble is eazy that the walk itself is triggering, right,
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Speaker 4: So if you go on the walk, you start thinking
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Speaker 4: about the vaping. Now you go for the walk, Well
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Speaker 4: that makes me think about the vaping now I'm thinking
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Speaker 4: about So I don't go for the walk. Am I
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Speaker 4: going to think about the vape?
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Speaker 5: Is probably question like, if you're weaning yourself off of caffeine,
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Speaker 5: you can have DCAF stuff. Is there that equivalent for
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Speaker 5: vaping or smoking?
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Speaker 4: Not for JC only gets the game? Yeah no, no,
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Speaker 4: but like is that a thing?
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I don't know.
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Speaker 4: They're probably those clothes cigarettes that you have when you're
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Speaker 4: making film and television, you know, and you've smoked those
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Speaker 4: clothes cigarettes.
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Speaker 2: And they're a foul mask, right, but they're not real disgusting.
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Speaker 2: Can I smoke those? You can't smoke because it's not
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's not nicotina or anything, is it.
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Speaker 5: No, I don't smoke anything. You still have your myth though.
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Speaker 2: But other than that, I can yeah, well but yeah no.
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Speaker 2: As I say, I think I'm a bit more than
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Speaker 2: I thought I was going to be. But other than that, fine,
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Speaker 2: I tell you what's good for angst SIGGI shit you
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Speaker 2: shop it. It is the Big Poll. Have your say.
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Speaker 5: Go to the Hiducky Big Show's Instagram story. Vote there
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Speaker 5: and when you do it, we'll report on the results.
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Speaker 2: There a binding referendum. What no, you can do this, Jase,
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Speaker 2: there's faith no more.
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Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hdichy.
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Speaker 6: Welcome back the Big Show, Magic Realm three bat Let's
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Speaker 6: put another mad Bustard.
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Speaker 2: On the bench. Oh yes, indeed, and just apologies if
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Speaker 2: Old Pug Sun's been a bit you know, full on
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Speaker 2: on the phone there he's he's hard into the roids
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Speaker 2: at the moment. With the old bench press challenge coming, up.
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Speaker 2: So he's a bit short on the old temper, isn't
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Speaker 2: he feelers? It certainly is. Of course.
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Speaker 5: This is the final chance to get in the drawer
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Speaker 5: for magic around coming with us the big show over
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Speaker 5: to Brisbane. There flights and accommodation, taking care of how good?
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Speaker 5: Three glorious nights of rugby league action, eight games of
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Speaker 5: footy Caxton Street.
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Speaker 4: It is the greatest competition in radio history.
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Speaker 2: Can I say that it's like my dream come true?
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Speaker 4: Man?
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Speaker 5: But twice now I know.
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Speaker 2: But it's just like it just keeps on coming, which
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Speaker 2: is great. It's good stuff. Hey, let's go to the
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Speaker 2: phone Line's good a Sewan? You're mad? Bars and how's life.
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Speaker 4: Good?
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Speaker 2: Thanks? Mate, you're stoked. It's Friday, Sean, looking forward to
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Speaker 2: it week? Yeah, I hear you, mate. What do you
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Speaker 2: do for a crust by the way.
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Speaker 5: Company?
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Speaker 2: Good stuff? And who what you bring with you? Sean?
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Speaker 2: The wife and the brother.
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Speaker 4: It happens a lot, doesn't it, The wife and the brother,
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Speaker 4: The wife and the mate.
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Speaker 5: Yes, tough one, Sean.
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Speaker 2: It's a tough quession.
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Speaker 4: Because you've got the person that you feel obligated to take,
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Speaker 4: and then there's a person that you want to take.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, very very.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, goodness, go mate, you hold the line all right,
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Speaker 5: you're in the drawer.
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Speaker 2: Cheers, get a Liam, your mad bastard. Hell's life.
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Speaker 1: Oh it's going good mate.
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Speaker 2: Yeah he had you're looking forward to the weekend near Limb.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.
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Speaker 2: Good. That's the one man.
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Speaker 4: How if you won?
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Speaker 2: Liam?
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Speaker 4: Can I call you Liam Man?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Who would you bring with you?
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Speaker 7: Mate?
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Speaker 2: Harry very glorious supporter. He sucks man.
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Speaker 4: Someone makes someone Harry, they call him.
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Speaker 2: He should take the message.
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Speaker 4: But you know, what's her name again?
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Speaker 2: Lisa? Bloody hell? I mean, what do you go between
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Speaker 2: Harry and Lisa? Lisa?
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Speaker 5: I mean, well, look we'll leave that up to Liam.
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Speaker 5: But Liam, you're in the drawer, mate. Awesome, awesome, Thanks
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Speaker 5: for insulting everyone I know.
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Speaker 2: Get blea in the head bars and house live. What
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Speaker 2: are your planes for the weekend? Blair? Mate? Shooting mate?
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Speaker 4: There's nothing like getting out there with your shorty and
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Speaker 4: just blasting a few ducks out of the sky and
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Speaker 4: letting them rod on the ground.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, get on your Blair. Hey, what do you do
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Speaker 5: for a crust?
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Speaker 2: Men?
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Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 5: Now, it's all because you.
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Speaker 2: Went for Charlie Gabb good on you and who would
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Speaker 2: you take with you? Blair? Definitely mean partner. I wrote
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Speaker 2: into watching league every weekend, so.
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Speaker 5: Well you hold the line mate, you're in the drawer right,
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Speaker 5: thank you?
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Speaker 2: Good on your mates, and just a reminder, five o'clock
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Speaker 2: today we're doing the Winner. What are we going to do?
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Speaker 2: We're going to do them.
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Speaker 5: What do you mean we're gonna call them.
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Speaker 2: We're going to call them, you know, we're going to
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Speaker 2: do that. And then we're going to do that like
12:00
Speaker 2: now five o'clock. Easy, okay.
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Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
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Speaker 1: in four on radio.
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Speaker 2: Yes, indeed the Red Hot Chilli Pipper's there on the radio.
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Speaker 2: Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon. Tell you what fellas?
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Speaker 2: Only twelve minutes away from the big cool? Yeah, magic
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Speaker 2: round excited? Your phone's on if you're in the drawer,
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Speaker 2: Yeah totally man. Hey let's talk TV. What's on the
12:29
Speaker 2: Telly with Mike Minogue?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Fellaws. Over the weekend I watched a film called
12:41
Speaker 4: Court Stealing starring Austin Butler.
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Speaker 2: He's hot Austin Butler.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, your wife would be a big fan. His Jay's
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Speaker 4: played Elvis. Yes, yes, he's very good, a bit too
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Speaker 4: aware of his looks in my opinion.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Zoe Cravin to in it as well, and also Matt Smith,
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Speaker 4: who I'm usually a fan of, and Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny,
13:06
Speaker 4: and Leave Schreiver. It's directed by Darren Aronofsky, who's done
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Speaker 4: a whole bunch of different great films. Black Swan was
13:13
Speaker 4: one with Natalie Portman Paul.
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Speaker 2: That was an intense watch. Was a great film. I'll
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Speaker 2: never watch it again. It was a tough watch.
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Speaker 4: He also he's sort of renowned for that style of film.
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Speaker 4: He did one back in the Day at drug one
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Speaker 4: Requiem for a Dream.
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Speaker 2: Which was pretty intense as well. That's right.
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Speaker 4: This one was a tough watch for other reasons. It's
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Speaker 4: about Austin Butler, his flatmate, his neighbor in his apartment
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Speaker 4: building goes away and then some people come to recover
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Speaker 4: some drug money and sort of the storyline, and he
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Speaker 4: gets caught up in it, beaten up, and all sorts
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Speaker 4: of bad stuff goes on while he tries to find
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Speaker 4: the money to pay off the badies. Essentially, Zoe Kravitz
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Speaker 4: is his girlfriend. Darren Aronofsky is a renowned director. But
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Speaker 4: the tone of this is all over. The show tries
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Speaker 4: to be. It tries to be like a almost like
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Speaker 4: a train spotting in terms of funny and then the
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Speaker 4: serious stuff going on. It's an absolute ship show. Two
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Speaker 4: busies out of a possible fire busies. I think it's
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Speaker 4: on Neon.
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Speaker 2: Tough watch. I didn't even finish it, to be honest with.
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Speaker 4: You, watch five Yeah, no, Ion Pegs would have loved it, though,
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Speaker 4: have you seen it?
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Speaker 2: Pegs? Yes, shoulders. He doesn't know what's going he doesn't.
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Speaker 2: He doesn't participating.
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Speaker 5: He's passed up from the long lunch.
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Speaker 2: He well, he had a big lunch, didn't he, And
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Speaker 2: he's just still going.
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Speaker 4: Now.
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Speaker 2: I noticed, what did you watch? We We did one
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Speaker 2: of those classic things last night. We went, oh, that's right.
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Speaker 2: You know when you've been watching something and then for
14:43
Speaker 2: some unknown reason, you get distracted and you watch other stuff, yes,
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Speaker 2: and then you go, oh, that's right. We were wahing
14:49
Speaker 2: that series.
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Speaker 5: Usually because that series didn't grab you though.
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Speaker 2: Oh this is pretty good. It was. It was one
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Speaker 2: I've already talked about called Gone. It's a British drama
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Speaker 2: a where a headmaster's wife is gone. God's elderly wife
15:07
Speaker 2: and it was it's a who Done it? Keys?
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Speaker 4: Who Done It?
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Speaker 2: And it's it's a pretty solid English drama. How far
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Speaker 2: along are you in it? Ah? Ap to about episode five?
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Speaker 4: Now some good acting from him, Yes, he does some
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Speaker 4: of his best work.
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Speaker 2: Like I said, I've never really been a fan of
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Speaker 2: his Morrissey is it right he was in Sherwood, Yes,
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Speaker 2: but he's very good in this, very good five. Give
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Speaker 2: it a solid three point two busy yes, some three Now.
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Speaker 5: I watched Location, Location, Location last night the British one
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Speaker 5: TV plas can I just say, first time I've ever
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Speaker 5: seen the episode, and neither of the two featured couples
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Speaker 5: that were looking for houses got a house.
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Speaker 2: I've been waiting for this day, first time ever. This
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Speaker 2: is with Kirsty.
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Speaker 5: This is with Kirsty Elsop and Phil Spencer. Yes, that's
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Speaker 5: the classic it's up to like season forty, but it's
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Speaker 5: the first time. Image shows how good the show is
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Speaker 5: that they haven't found a house for either of the
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Speaker 5: two parties involved, whereas the New Zealand one, I've never
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Speaker 5: seen them both get a house or even just one
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Speaker 5: house like it's that's the difference, you.
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Speaker 2: Know, What really gets my goat on those bloody shows
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Speaker 2: is that they go blah blah blah, decided not to
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Speaker 2: put a bit on the house after all, yeah, that's
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Speaker 2: not locax months later and found another location. But that's
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Speaker 2: not what happens on that show. They put a bit
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Speaker 2: on the house and it was rejected.
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Speaker 5: That's not what happens on the show. Specifically, does not
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Speaker 5: happen on that specific show.
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Speaker 2: And that's why I go location location No.
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Speaker 5: Thank you, Jace, Sweet to God man, here's me. You
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Speaker 5: ever talked about location agostication?
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Speaker 1: The whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodan.
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Speaker 2: Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you have Fridays absolutely
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Speaker 5: Toledo's is taking over. No nasties, no compromises tolea exciting
17:23
Speaker 5: times fellers. It is officially time to shut off the
17:26
Speaker 5: draw for Magic Rounds.
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Speaker 2: Yep.
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Speaker 5: Thanks to our mates at Boystrip, dot co dot in Zen,
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Speaker 5: we've been putting people in the draw. Hundreds of people
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Speaker 5: have been putting this draw and in a few weeks time.
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Speaker 5: Someone out there right now listening, we'll be getting a
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Speaker 5: phone call from us. They will be then packing their bags,
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Speaker 5: they'll be grabbing their mate and they'll be coming over
17:42
Speaker 5: to Brisbane to sun Corpse Stadium for four nights accommodation,
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Speaker 5: free flights and three excellent nights of eight games of
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Speaker 5: rugby league excellence.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, it's bloody great stuff. It's a hell of
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Speaker 2: the price. And they get to hang out with the Fells.
17:56
Speaker 5: Yeah, they get to hang out with the Fellers.
17:57
Speaker 4: They cant pounced five minutes a day.
17:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's up from last year, is it.
18:01
Speaker 2: Yeah?
18:01
Speaker 5: Because I was told that they are sharing a room
18:03
Speaker 5: with old Hoidy Janis.
18:04
Speaker 2: Oh hell good. I can't wait. Yeah, I'll tell you
18:07
Speaker 2: what we'll do. We'll go to a chum and then
18:10
Speaker 2: we'll call out two those phones on.
18:14
Speaker 5: There's a tune Blude smashing pumpkins. If you've entered the
18:18
Speaker 5: drawer phone on, we could be calling you.
18:20
Speaker 2: Surely.
18:21
Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
18:24
Speaker 1: in weekdays and four on Radio Hodaki.
18:27
Speaker 6: Welcome back for the Big Show, Magic Crown three feet
18:32
Speaker 6: Let's put another man busted on the bench.
18:36
Speaker 2: Oh here we are boys. Here we after weeks and
18:43
Speaker 2: weeks of weeks of putting people on the drawer, we've
18:46
Speaker 2: reached the moment. Yep, no more putting people on the bench.
18:49
Speaker 5: It's time for those people to be subbed in and
18:51
Speaker 5: officially get them on an airplane, in a hotel room
18:54
Speaker 5: and brizzy and then over a sunkof stadium for a
18:57
Speaker 5: week in of rugby league.
18:57
Speaker 4: Awesome, this give me a boarding, percy a key.
19:00
Speaker 5: We'll do, fellas. All right, I've got the winner here,
19:02
Speaker 5: picked out by pug Son. Oh pugs yep, part you
19:05
Speaker 5: can tell because reeks of alcohol. Because man, all right,
19:11
Speaker 5: should I call the winner?
19:12
Speaker 2: Yahool kip them a call? Here we go. Here, we
19:15
Speaker 2: got a plant call plat cool, Here we go, chill.
19:22
Speaker 4: How are we, fellows?
19:25
Speaker 2: Is this Todd? Is it sure? As Hoidy Jazz? Yeah,
19:29
Speaker 2: it's Tony, Jiz and Maggie and old Keysy here from
19:32
Speaker 2: the big shows. How's your Friday going, Todd? Oh mate,
19:38
Speaker 2: it was already yeah, it was actually a bit rough.
19:40
Speaker 2: But now she's here a hell of a lot bit
19:42
Speaker 2: of here, Todd, Todd, have you got a passport?
19:48
Speaker 5: Man?
19:49
Speaker 2: Sure, all right, Tod, I'm.
19:50
Speaker 5: Gonna need to pack your ship, mate, because you're coming
19:52
Speaker 5: to Brisbane with the big show.
19:54
Speaker 2: How Joe, oh you boy, now you're talking. Oh goody good.
20:07
Speaker 4: Who are you bringing with you your sicko?
20:10
Speaker 3: Well, younger brother, he's yeah, excellent, not a hell.
20:15
Speaker 2: Good Todd, Todd, When did you get yourself from the
20:19
Speaker 2: drawer for this comp mate? Laugh? Night? Oh, just by
20:25
Speaker 2: the skill of your teeth.
20:28
Speaker 5: That that is amazing, isn't it. That really is amazing
20:31
Speaker 5: to totally what's your younger brother's.
20:33
Speaker 2: Name, Josh film home from work? Actually, bloody great, beautiful
20:39
Speaker 2: all right, so what are you going to do for
20:40
Speaker 2: the rest of the night, Todd? Celebrate? I imagine I
20:44
Speaker 2: haven't a couple of jobs.
20:44
Speaker 4: I'll say, what for the Well, that's right, you've got
20:48
Speaker 4: a big a few big game days in front of you,
20:50
Speaker 4: so it's time to start training, brother, and no time
20:53
Speaker 4: on the rising hooking beautiful fellows, Thank you very much.
20:58
Speaker 5: No worries, mate, Yeah, we'll see in a few weeks.
21:01
Speaker 5: Big shout out to boys, Chip Dot co Dot and
21:03
Speaker 5: Zed get your jersey's really Todd seeing a few weeks.
21:06
Speaker 2: Mate, Cheers fellers, Thank you very much, No worry, You're welcome.
21:10
Speaker 5: You hold the line there and Pugsan will issue you
21:12
Speaker 5: all your trip details.
21:13
Speaker 4: He was a bit of a backbone one't he sweep backbone?
21:15
Speaker 2: I remember that backbone? Actually.
21:17
Speaker 4: I love that he got on the drawer last night. Yeah, yeah,
21:20
Speaker 4: that goes show you never give up. Fourteen sweeps fellas?
21:23
Speaker 4: Is it fourteen sweeps and we're off?
21:25
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm freaking out of it. Well, I mean
21:28
Speaker 2: Todd was loving it, wasn't he. But apparently his brother
21:31
Speaker 2: is even more of a league, so he is going
21:34
Speaker 2: to be having a very very good Friday.
21:37
Speaker 4: My understanding is that his brother loves his rugby league
21:39
Speaker 4: and he loves his ady Jane. He can't wait to
21:41
Speaker 4: sort of sit you down in a corner of a
21:43
Speaker 4: pub somewhere and get a few beers and just talk
21:45
Speaker 4: about your career from start to finishing.
21:49
Speaker 5: And a big shout out to everyone that got themselves
21:51
Speaker 5: in the drawer there, hard luck. Hopefully we'll be doing
21:54
Speaker 5: this again next time. Oh god, it's official, fellas, it's
21:58
Speaker 5: locked in.
21:58
Speaker 2: Yeah and big thanks to Alays trip to a Fella's,
22:02
Speaker 2: The legends there, Religeons.
22:04
Speaker 1: The Hidarchy. Big show was Jason Mike and Kezy tune
22:08
Speaker 1: in four on radio.
22:11
Speaker 2: Indeed, Foo Fighters there on the radio. Hotarchy, Big show
22:14
Speaker 2: this Friday afternoon, and congratulations to the backbone tied from
22:18
Speaker 2: Christi Jenner's brother. Off to the magic round with the Feelers.
22:22
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's bloody exciting, it's very real. Now, just
22:25
Speaker 5: what is the fourteen sleep Smokey fourteen sleeps? Fellers, Gosha
22:28
Speaker 5: start training.
22:30
Speaker 2: For wait, I mean you started today at lunch.
22:33
Speaker 5: I had a couple of beers at lunch. Jase, all right,
22:35
Speaker 5: there's nothing wrong with It's not like I didn't go
22:37
Speaker 5: full pash.
22:37
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not judging you. That's bloody.
22:40
Speaker 4: That's good to let you hear down every now and
22:42
Speaker 4: yeah I had two recitements six besies.
22:46
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, man, no one on this show
22:50
Speaker 2: will ever judge you, Keezy really yeah, totally.
22:52
Speaker 5: Okay, it's good to know fellas hey from one exciting
22:55
Speaker 5: thing to another. Yes, Friday Throbber.
22:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, still going to do it. It's the big shows.
23:04
Speaker 2: Friday Thromer, Hey, Keys, he always gives me a little
23:12
Speaker 2: sideways glance now because he's like, it's holy Jay on tours.
23:17
Speaker 5: Wow, I've literally stopped doing I don't care anymore. But
23:22
Speaker 5: Jason's really first out. People don't know what we're talking about.
23:24
Speaker 5: It's saying douche, douche at the right time.
23:26
Speaker 2: Totally, totally, fellas.
23:29
Speaker 4: This is a little something we call the Throbber and
23:31
Speaker 4: which play a tune. We choose a tune, we play
23:33
Speaker 4: a part of the tune to get people fired up
23:36
Speaker 4: for going into the weekend and the Friday night of
23:38
Speaker 4: having a few beers like old Keesy over there. Responsible
23:41
Speaker 4: people ring us up on our eight first or two
23:43
Speaker 4: votes gets the song played. At the end of the year,
23:46
Speaker 4: we count up all of those votes and then nothing happens.
23:49
Speaker 5: Now this year we've write, We've writing down every single.
23:51
Speaker 4: Song, and we as special to be special. That's right,
23:54
Speaker 4: special special. I'm gonna go first, fellows. I don't think
23:57
Speaker 4: we play enough negative. I know you love it, Jason,
24:16
Speaker 4: but it holy was there from Megadeth tune? I love
24:21
Speaker 4: Symphony of Destruction with that one there, but this one
24:25
Speaker 4: just had a bit of riff. Do you want to
24:26
Speaker 4: bring us down a couple of notches?
24:28
Speaker 5: They're easy, sure, man.
24:31
Speaker 2: This is a tune from when I was in high
24:33
Speaker 2: school maybe, and.
24:35
Speaker 5: It absolutely rules. Hi, Hey, God that I haven't heard
24:59
Speaker 5: that so and so long. Yeah, And I was reminded
25:01
Speaker 5: of it the other day and I was like.
25:03
Speaker 2: That is a banger. That's the sort of song you'd
25:05
Speaker 2: pay it, you'd hear in a teen movie.
25:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, or on the Edge or one of those.
25:11
Speaker 5: So what is that? So you play a Megain song
25:13
Speaker 5: and then I say it's great, And then I play
25:15
Speaker 5: a song and you guys both.
25:17
Speaker 2: And loved it. I really enjoyed it.
25:20
Speaker 5: You said it belongs on the edge, which you know
25:22
Speaker 5: is the highest form of insult. Jason, have you chosen
25:26
Speaker 5: you get?
25:29
Speaker 2: No, I haven't played my boys for months and months,
25:36
Speaker 2: so it's the deaf tie my god, Jesus. Yeah, never
26:00
Speaker 2: given them much time care and I'm not having to
26:02
Speaker 2: go here. No, that's okay. All the songs sound very
26:05
Speaker 2: similar to me. Yeah to me.
26:07
Speaker 5: To me, it sounds like it should be on the
26:09
Speaker 5: breeze or.
26:11
Speaker 2: You decide, what's a call? Oh eight hundred Hodaki in
26:16
Speaker 2: the meantime? Is that a little Lincoln Park? This is
26:19
Speaker 2: a throbber as well.
26:21
Speaker 1: The Hiliarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
26:24
Speaker 1: in four on Radio Hoky.
26:30
Speaker 2: It's the big Shoes Friday from Oh damn X. Yes,
26:42
Speaker 2: indeed you chooseys, you'll kick your weekend off with the
26:46
Speaker 2: big show Friday Trouber.
26:48
Speaker 5: Running a bit late today if you've just joined us,
26:50
Speaker 5: the reason being we just gave away a fantastic trip
26:52
Speaker 5: to Brizzy to join the Fellers at Magic round.
26:54
Speaker 2: Yell Toddy there stoked, absolutely thrilled him and his younger
26:58
Speaker 2: brother Mogi. You went, didn't you? Man? I did?
27:01
Speaker 4: Man, I'm with a little bit of Megadeth. Man had
27:07
Speaker 4: some drums, jays roof grabbing horses been there. It's a
27:20
Speaker 4: classic Moggie tune, that one is. I went for an
27:23
Speaker 4: absolute belter, just right at home my iPod back in
27:26
Speaker 4: the day. Stuff gots a tune that gets you thinking
27:47
Speaker 4: as well. Yeah, because I hate everything about you?
27:50
Speaker 2: Is why do I love you?
27:52
Speaker 4: Yeah?
27:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's love, isn't it? Love? Hate?
27:55
Speaker 4: It's just not in my man, even sides of the
27:58
Speaker 4: same coin.
27:59
Speaker 2: I look to you. Then.
28:00
Speaker 4: Indeed, it's the genius of what are those guys called
28:03
Speaker 4: humper drink.
28:05
Speaker 5: Days, Grace, what the hell's got to do with this?
28:10
Speaker 2: And I went with my boystones indeed naming that song Livers, Yes,
28:33
Speaker 2: you go to the lines. Yeah, great ideas he gets
28:36
Speaker 2: a good man bastard Hell's life? Oh you good on
28:41
Speaker 2: your mates? What are you running with? Fair Scotty?
28:44
Speaker 4: Oh? I have to go with Morgie for this one.
28:46
Speaker 5: Yeah, good on your Scotty.
28:51
Speaker 2: Uh get i Ian Hell's life?
28:54
Speaker 7: Hey guys?
28:55
Speaker 4: Good good?
28:56
Speaker 2: Good on you mate? What are you running with? Fair?
28:58
Speaker 3: Ian?
28:59
Speaker 2: Well?
29:00
Speaker 7: I hate everything about cheesy song and Bogie didn't choose tools,
29:05
Speaker 7: So as soon as I've got a dip those next month,
29:08
Speaker 7: definitely going with.
29:11
Speaker 2: The whole story.
29:12
Speaker 6: Now we did.
29:13
Speaker 2: That was great?
29:13
Speaker 4: Thanks?
29:14
Speaker 2: That's good Patrick, you're the advice and how's life good? Thanks? Yeah? Thanks?
29:20
Speaker 2: Make good good? What are you running with their? Patrick?
29:24
Speaker 2: My choice is gonna have to be with Old. It's
29:29
Speaker 2: a three way, a three way here.
29:32
Speaker 5: Who else would we like to join us to to
29:34
Speaker 5: sort it all out?
29:36
Speaker 2: Let's go five? Is that dill Bags? Are you there?
29:41
Speaker 2: Deal bags? Mate? How are you going deal bags? What
29:46
Speaker 2: are you running with? What are you running with? The
29:49
Speaker 2: deal bags? You get to the side. I don't appreciate the.
29:56
Speaker 4: Old, relying on the old, the old.
30:00
Speaker 2: I'm going with eggs.
30:03
Speaker 5: Good on your mate, You're a bloody great new Zealand
30:05
Speaker 5: the man. You have a lovely weekend, all right.
30:06
Speaker 4: Deal berg.
30:10
Speaker 2: Mates, Oh wow, gokey oh Keezy one big one is it?
30:15
Speaker 4: It's a big one droutbreaker for you man, No, it's
30:18
Speaker 4: not droutbreaker.
30:19
Speaker 2: F I won last week we went.
30:22
Speaker 1: Here were the hdiarchy. Big show was Jason, Mike and
30:26
Speaker 1: Keyzy tune in four on radio.
30:29
Speaker 2: Do you go your three three days grace?
30:34
Speaker 4: Yeah?
30:34
Speaker 5: Man, Tex machine lighting up with support to on three
30:37
Speaker 5: four eight three, which is great.
30:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good man Friday Punisher.
30:41
Speaker 5: Ah, hey, guys, you aware of the technical glitch the
30:44
Speaker 5: edge appears to be coming through on your frequency. Yeah,
30:48
Speaker 5: it's good stuff, you laugh. But Old Kezy just won
30:50
Speaker 5: the Throbble with a bit of three days grace.
30:53
Speaker 2: Just look at it.
30:53
Speaker 5: Throb a scoreboard now way out in front on six
30:56
Speaker 5: wins each Mogi.
30:58
Speaker 2: And Old Kezy, which is excit.
31:00
Speaker 5: I don wow Yeah, and coming did last on four
31:04
Speaker 5: ones Whitty Jay.
31:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, to say a little lead for you fellas.
31:11
Speaker 4: How did you go last week? Because of course Jason
31:13
Speaker 4: and I were here last Friday, the Wednesday Throbber.
31:21
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and are making us fools.
31:28
Speaker 5: Murmuring over the top of the other is just murmuring
31:32
Speaker 5: a bit.
31:33
Speaker 2: You were looked good?
31:36
Speaker 5: What are you talking about, sous? Now listen what Jake Lambert.
31:41
Speaker 2: Jake Lambert is going to be next the comedy festivals
31:44
Speaker 2: on at the moment, or it's about to kicks off tonight.
31:47
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, tonight is the Begala, so officially gets underweight
31:50
Speaker 5: as officially May as of today, and Jake Lambert is
31:52
Speaker 5: a UK up and coming comic superstar.
31:55
Speaker 2: He is a super hundreds and hundreds of.
31:57
Speaker 5: Thousands of followers on social media and he was actually
32:01
Speaker 5: recommended by the other bloke who was in here the
32:03
Speaker 5: other day, the other UK blow.
32:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's bloody.
32:06
Speaker 5: Good, mad dog to keep an eye out, but he's
32:08
Speaker 5: coming and shortly feel us for a chat.
32:10
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio ho.
32:14
Speaker 2: Indeed Collective Soul. There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
32:18
Speaker 2: That's glorious Friday afternoon in the New Zealand International Comedy
32:22
Speaker 2: Festivals going off Fellas And with that in mind, another
32:26
Speaker 2: comedian in the studio with us, the one and only
32:30
Speaker 2: Jake Lambert. How are you mad? Bastard?
32:35
Speaker 8: Radio is different in New Zealand.
32:38
Speaker 2: It's just this show, It's just this show. That's a
32:41
Speaker 2: different that's.
32:42
Speaker 8: Going out in people's cars.
32:45
Speaker 5: So Jake. We had Rob Bickett here last year. Oh yeah,
32:49
Speaker 5: also from the UK, and he said the exact same thing.
32:52
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's crazy, that doesn't happen.
32:54
Speaker 2: Feel free to say it. Feel free to say it.
32:56
Speaker 2: Thank you. It feels very nice. We'll see on our shows.
32:59
Speaker 2: It's a term of affection to say your mad bastard,
33:02
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
33:03
Speaker 8: I'm sure it is, but it's just that's my mind.
33:08
Speaker 4: The other thing we do is we call people backbones.
33:11
Speaker 4: So you get that in the UK. Farmers in New
33:13
Speaker 4: Zealand they like to call themselves the backbone of the country.
33:15
Speaker 8: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, we got that.
33:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we apply that to everybody. If you're on
33:19
Speaker 4: the doll, if you're unemployed, you're the backbone of the country.
33:22
Speaker 4: Anyone's a backbone.
33:24
Speaker 8: I'm a comedian. But when you said unemployed, you pointed
33:26
Speaker 8: at me. Yeah, want you do that.
33:32
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you what, ja. You just arrived yesterday
33:34
Speaker 2: at about mid day. How have a journey for you?
33:37
Speaker 2: But how good to arrive in New Zealand and we've
33:39
Speaker 2: turned it on for your man. Weatherwise, it is magnificent.
33:43
Speaker 8: It is lovely.
33:44
Speaker 2: It was so nice.
33:44
Speaker 8: I went out yesterday. I got some bone in my arms.
33:46
Speaker 2: Is lovely.
33:47
Speaker 5: There you go, Yeah, Jake, have you ever come over
33:49
Speaker 5: to New Zealand and done comedy here before? No?
33:51
Speaker 8: Never, first time, first something in New Zealand.
33:53
Speaker 5: And have you, like, you know, spoken to your fellow
33:55
Speaker 5: comedians because you rub shelters with some big names over
33:57
Speaker 5: in the UK. There have they been like, watch it,
34:00
Speaker 5: shoulder rubbers.
34:03
Speaker 8: I will say what I've been warned of now it's
34:08
Speaker 8: gone very very tense.
34:11
Speaker 4: Yeah.
34:11
Speaker 7: Well, I've been told that the audiences are so nice
34:15
Speaker 7: and so polite that they won't actually laugh during the show.
34:18
Speaker 7: They'll let you know after that they enjoyed it.
34:19
Speaker 8: And that's what I'm worried.
34:21
Speaker 2: That is very very true.
34:24
Speaker 8: Okay, well, good to know.
34:25
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know well yeah, I mean Jason used
34:28
Speaker 4: to be a comedian, used to be stand up comedy anymore,
34:35
Speaker 4: so he would find that very silent during and after.
34:38
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't even get the a couple of us after.
34:41
Speaker 2: But there is an element of the New Zealand psyche, Jake,
34:45
Speaker 2: which I think we don't like to make spectacles of ourselves,
34:48
Speaker 2: if that makes any sense. And so you know, we
34:51
Speaker 2: may internally be really enjoying your show, but it stays internal.
34:59
Speaker 4: Sort of only out by steering daggers at you.
35:02
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, well this is good Tona. My first show
35:05
Speaker 8: is tomorrow night, and so I might usually the show
35:08
Speaker 8: is about an hour.
35:09
Speaker 7: Yes, what that will mean is you'd say forty five
35:13
Speaker 7: of material and you and you allow the rest of
35:15
Speaker 7: the time to be made up by laughter.
35:17
Speaker 8: You need to worry about it, but I might need
35:18
Speaker 8: to put in more material.
35:19
Speaker 4: Now you'll be home early.
35:20
Speaker 2: That's good. We've got UK comedian Jake Lambert with us.
35:25
Speaker 5: Jake, what's going through you here when it comes to
35:27
Speaker 5: approaching the first show in a brand new country, because
35:30
Speaker 5: I've known, like I've gone to see a lot of
35:31
Speaker 5: UK comedians when they come here. Yeah, and they'll always
35:34
Speaker 5: dedicate a bit of time to going around Auckland, for example,
35:37
Speaker 5: where we are finding a few things to reference and stuff.
35:40
Speaker 5: What's your approach on the very first show.
35:42
Speaker 7: I don't do that, yeah, because one laziness fair enough,
35:46
Speaker 7: So I worry that everything I've spotted another as you said,
35:50
Speaker 7: another British comedians come and said it six months ago
35:52
Speaker 7: and they go yea, yeah, this is it. We know,
35:54
Speaker 7: so I tend to ignore that and then I'll drop
35:56
Speaker 7: it in later on with you. Just whatever's happening in
35:58
Speaker 7: the room with the people that are there.
36:00
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense.
36:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, most comedians that come over, they'll sort of do
36:03
Speaker 4: twenty thirty minutes of Lord of the Rings stuff.
36:05
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've never seen it.
36:09
Speaker 2: A bit, that's all right, But in all seriousness, the
36:14
Speaker 2: New Zealand sense of humor is actually very similar. I mean,
36:16
Speaker 2: we get it from the British basic do you know
36:20
Speaker 2: what I mean? You guys have been doing it well,
36:22
Speaker 2: but you know, in terms of the stand up comedy
36:24
Speaker 2: and all that stuff, been doing a lot longer than
36:26
Speaker 2: we have. But we have very similar senses of humor.
36:29
Speaker 2: So when we say that Kiwis don't laugh, yes they do,
36:32
Speaker 2: they'll be pissing themselves with you.
36:33
Speaker 4: J Don't worry, You'll be fine.
36:35
Speaker 7: But that's that's one thing that I really like about
36:38
Speaker 7: being a British comedian is countries all around the world
36:41
Speaker 7: want to let you know that they get English humor.
36:44
Speaker 8: Yes, they really want to.
36:45
Speaker 2: Look, we get the English and the British.
36:47
Speaker 7: They feel smart by getting it, and that makes me
36:49
Speaker 7: feel smart.
36:51
Speaker 2: Well, for us. We were brought up on it.
36:53
Speaker 4: So with the TV shows it's the young ones and
36:56
Speaker 4: blackhead or and all of that sort of stuff. So yeah,
36:58
Speaker 4: we're just always we are British, right, we all hear this.
37:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, we tune.
37:07
Speaker 1: This Guns and Roses the Hiarchy big show was Jason,
37:10
Speaker 1: Mike and Kyzy tune in four.
37:13
Speaker 2: On radioy Guns Roses there on the radio Hodarchy that
37:20
Speaker 2: it's just another little quirk of the show.
37:23
Speaker 8: Explain it please, time you say guns, it's just leaning
37:25
Speaker 8: into the.
37:28
Speaker 2: And also like we've got Jake Lambert by the way,
37:31
Speaker 2: British comedian with us. When we have we have the
37:34
Speaker 2: red hot chili peppers. I don't know where it comes from.
37:38
Speaker 2: It's just it's just another weird quirk of our show.
37:41
Speaker 4: That's white people don't listen to us, just annoy you.
37:44
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very confusing.
37:46
Speaker 2: Jake. You are from the UK.
37:48
Speaker 5: You have come down to the New Zealand International Comedy Festival,
37:50
Speaker 5: first time coming here. You were saying off here there, Jake.
37:54
Speaker 8: That hold on, that was off record.
37:57
Speaker 5: Another thing on our show is usually i'd throw in
37:59
Speaker 5: something racist genuinely off here. You were saying that the
38:04
Speaker 5: reception has been really really good for your live shows
38:07
Speaker 5: and you've head to ed extras that must you know.
38:09
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's the cockles of your heart. Oh yeah,
38:12
Speaker 5: I guess so.
38:13
Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's fair well, it certainly helps the bank balance,
38:16
Speaker 7: yea that if you want to honesty, Yeah, because you
38:20
Speaker 7: know you cash out a bit when I'm here.
38:21
Speaker 5: You're coming down to a country at the bottom of
38:23
Speaker 5: the world you've never been to before, and you're managing
38:24
Speaker 5: to sell out shows. Do you think that you know,
38:26
Speaker 5: do you think your social media prisons has quite a
38:28
Speaker 5: large part to play and I think.
38:30
Speaker 8: It's got the only part to play in it. I
38:31
Speaker 8: guess yeah.
38:32
Speaker 7: I couldn't believe it, but people get messaging me and
38:34
Speaker 7: asking me to come over, so I thought, well, the
38:36
Speaker 7: worst thing that happens is I come and perform to
38:38
Speaker 7: twenty people at night and I get a holiday out
38:40
Speaker 7: of it. Yeah, people keep coming along, so we've had
38:43
Speaker 7: it extracts in Wellington and christ Thanks guys nice you've
38:48
Speaker 7: put my sences like that on the show Come along?
38:51
Speaker 2: That'd be great.
38:52
Speaker 5: And the other thing too, Jake, is you know, just
38:54
Speaker 5: on your social media, because how many followers do you
38:57
Speaker 5: have on Instagram and TikTok pretinue no, come on mate.
39:01
Speaker 8: For mill isn't it Instagram's about eight hundred and fifty thousands?
39:04
Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, And so is that like, has that
39:08
Speaker 5: been one of the like sort of important pillars in
39:11
Speaker 5: the comedy career.
39:13
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it's for a lot of people now,
39:15
Speaker 7: even the big TVX sort of finding a way to
39:17
Speaker 7: put all this stuff online because you get to reach
39:19
Speaker 7: around the world. You're not you're not waiting for the
39:21
Speaker 7: show they're on to be shown in certain programs to
39:24
Speaker 7: be shown around the world, or you can just goes
39:26
Speaker 7: everywhere instantly.
39:27
Speaker 2: Yeah.
39:28
Speaker 8: So I've been able to like come in here, gone
39:30
Speaker 8: to countries.
39:30
Speaker 7: I went to a tour in rec went to Iceland,
39:33
Speaker 7: I've been around Greece, Germany, because it just can reach everywhere.
39:37
Speaker 2: Great, it's amazing. Really. Yeah, you know, you come down
39:40
Speaker 2: to a place you've never been before, and you're not
39:42
Speaker 2: only selling out your shows, you're having to put on
39:44
Speaker 2: extra shows. Yeah.
39:46
Speaker 7: Lovely, yesterday I was jet lad. I must have looked
39:49
Speaker 7: awful in these photos. Yeah, so nice, it was lovely,
39:54
Speaker 7: but I looked horrendous.
39:56
Speaker 8: Well, I recognize.
39:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, listen, when you're on tour what's your sort
40:01
Speaker 2: of go to What do you like to eat?
40:03
Speaker 8: Oh, you're not going to like this answer.
40:04
Speaker 7: I like routine, So you're really not You're going to
40:08
Speaker 7: be so disappointed with this answer.
40:09
Speaker 8: You can I'm so sorry. Is like a rock and
40:13
Speaker 8: roll You're a very cool and I really like at home,
40:19
Speaker 8: I have porridge every every morning.
40:20
Speaker 2: If you say porridge, Jake, I'm going to get very
40:23
Speaker 2: upset with you. Well with drugs basically, so your porridge
40:31
Speaker 2: is a good stand the day. Man. It's sad, but the.
40:34
Speaker 7: Only place you guarantee you can go to get it
40:36
Speaker 7: is just a Starbucks. I end up going to Starbucks.
40:38
Speaker 7: I get a cup of tea because they do an
40:39
Speaker 7: English breakfast tea and a porridge. So it's I went
40:42
Speaker 7: down Canada and December toured around there and it took
40:45
Speaker 7: me every day I was at a different airport to
40:47
Speaker 7: fly to the next city.
40:49
Speaker 8: So that was the route. You need a routine somehow,
40:51
Speaker 8: So I ended up going.
40:52
Speaker 2: To the Starbucks.
40:52
Speaker 7: But it took me a few days to realize they
40:54
Speaker 7: don't call it porridge. It's oatmeal. So you realize how
40:57
Speaker 7: bleak it sounds being called porridge.
41:01
Speaker 2: Aspiring word.
41:03
Speaker 7: Yeah, but somehow oatmeal even though you're basically say, just
41:05
Speaker 7: a meal of oats sounds better.
41:07
Speaker 2: Somehow.
41:10
Speaker 5: Porridge's big in New Zealand. Though Porridge we've taken it
41:12
Speaker 5: from the British as well, so you can get that
41:14
Speaker 5: pretty much anywhere. Oh so really, yeah, so you won't
41:17
Speaker 5: just have to go to Starbucks.
41:18
Speaker 2: This is good tonight Granola as well, if you're ever
41:22
Speaker 2: that way inclined.
41:23
Speaker 8: Not but thank you.
41:27
Speaker 5: Well, look, Jake Lambert, thank you so much for coming
41:30
Speaker 5: on The Hockey Big Show and.
41:32
Speaker 8: For having me.
41:32
Speaker 7: I'm still I'm still I think this might all be
41:34
Speaker 7: a prank, but thank you. Insane not actual racist jokes,
41:40
Speaker 7: just joking about the fact that you might be racist.
41:43
Speaker 7: I think that would be someone's would be over back
41:47
Speaker 7: the idea of even referencing that you might be you'd
41:50
Speaker 7: be gone.
41:50
Speaker 4: Generally genuinely think that Jason's days are numbered.
41:53
Speaker 2: On the show. I've been doing radio for a long time. Jaco,
41:58
Speaker 2: it's time. Yeah, it's time to be Carl.
42:02
Speaker 5: And actually, to be honest joke, some of the stuff
42:03
Speaker 5: you were saying before the show, like you guys would
42:05
Speaker 5: get on really good. You should split a porridge at
42:09
Speaker 5: some point if you would like to get texts to
42:11
Speaker 5: Jake's show Tough Tedds.
42:13
Speaker 2: Most of them are sold out? Are TheInk tickets available?
42:15
Speaker 5: Still?
42:15
Speaker 7: I think there's like individual ones, right, I think there's
42:18
Speaker 7: like seven left or something. Oh well, I say like, oh,
42:20
Speaker 7: you know, he's exactly seven. It's a random number. Just say,
42:25
Speaker 7: I think it's something like that, but it's exactly seven.
42:28
Speaker 2: Okay, So Comedy Festival dot co dot in zi go
42:30
Speaker 2: check him out.
42:30
Speaker 5: You can also check out Jake Lambert online anywhere, but
42:32
Speaker 5: you probably already knew that.
42:34
Speaker 8: Thanks for coming in, mate, Oh thank you for having me.
42:35
Speaker 8: This was lovely. Thank you very much.
42:41
Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on Radio hod.
42:47
Speaker 2: Ike, welcome back to your missive bank bones. Hope you
42:49
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43:00
Speaker 5: Standing and clean. I literally likes the gutted villas.
43:11
Speaker 2: What's that?
43:12
Speaker 4: Man?
43:13
Speaker 5: My wife and I were like, hey, we've got a
43:14
Speaker 5: free night tonight. All of a sudden, we have plans.
43:16
Speaker 5: Now I've been canceled.
43:17
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you want to do? And
43:18
Speaker 2: she said, we could go for dinner. We could do this,
43:20
Speaker 2: we do this.
43:20
Speaker 5: I was, Oh, you're getting really excited. I just texted
43:22
Speaker 5: her and I was like, Hey, what do you feel
43:24
Speaker 5: like doing for dinner? And she's like, I've already got
43:26
Speaker 5: it sorted. Went to the supermarket and bought snitzel some
43:32
Speaker 5: I'm going home to have snitzel.
43:37
Speaker 2: I was telling, Yeah, man I man. I was telling
43:41
Speaker 2: Keysy yesterday on the way to the car there Moogi
43:44
Speaker 2: when we were walking home after the show, and I said,
43:47
Speaker 2: you know, we bought our favorite noodles and dumplings the
43:51
Speaker 2: other night. We got home and I was dishing it
43:53
Speaker 2: all out, and then my wife was putting something in
43:56
Speaker 2: the microwave and I was like, what are you doing
43:59
Speaker 2: and just steaming some greens. Yeah, And I was like,
44:04
Speaker 2: what what? Excuse me? We have all this delicious, spicy,
44:10
Speaker 2: meaty food and you're steaming greens.
44:15
Speaker 4: She's going to live longer than you, though, she definitely is,
44:18
Speaker 4: But I'm going to enjoy my life so much more
44:21
Speaker 4: just eaten spicy noodles and dumplings. Yeah.
44:24
Speaker 5: Man.
44:24
Speaker 2: Vap not vaping, not vaping. I tell you what, I
44:28
Speaker 2: used to make a good snitzel with a lovely mushroom
44:31
Speaker 2: sauce in the world mashed potatoes.
44:35
Speaker 5: Yeah, see that sounds great. My mum used to make
44:37
Speaker 5: stuffed snitzel with ham and chim cheese.
44:41
Speaker 2: We're not having that.
44:44
Speaker 5: You're just having playing snitzels straight in the pan. I
44:48
Speaker 5: wish it was crumbed.
44:49
Speaker 2: Here's Rage and some Machine.
44:52
Speaker 1: The whole aking Big Show with Mike and Kysy. Tune
44:55
Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio hod Ike Radio
45:01
Speaker 1: Hotache celebrating food Fighters new album your Favorite Toy.
45:07
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, in your chance to win New Zealand your
45:10
Speaker 2: chance to win.
45:11
Speaker 5: Either you get a copy of the brand new food
45:13
Speaker 5: Fighters album your favorite Toy, or you get a toy
45:16
Speaker 5: from the toy box that Dave Grohl himself dropped off
45:19
Speaker 5: to the studio.
45:19
Speaker 2: A foulers believable prize.
45:21
Speaker 5: Now it says here that for this particular situation, it
45:25
Speaker 5: is what is it? A toy from the toy box? Okay, yeah, Nogi,
45:32
Speaker 5: you can pick it today.
45:33
Speaker 2: That's fine.
45:33
Speaker 4: Now, how did you ever get to Chris? How you
45:37
Speaker 4: pick it next time?
45:39
Speaker 2: All right?
45:40
Speaker 5: And you also have the privilege of picking that massive
45:42
Speaker 5: honker every day, So Mogie needs a turn.
45:45
Speaker 6: Now.
45:46
Speaker 5: What we're gonna do, Fouls is go to the lines,
45:47
Speaker 5: have a chat to someone and a reminder that whoever
45:49
Speaker 5: this is, they are also in the drawer to go
45:52
Speaker 5: and see the food fighters live and either Auckland or
45:54
Speaker 5: christ jur.
45:55
Speaker 2: People forget that. And that's the hell of it.
45:57
Speaker 4: I mean, that's the main bread big every I'm getting
46:00
Speaker 4: out of this toy box, Bloody Oaks.
46:02
Speaker 2: I get a Robin your mad barsid. How's life? Oh yeah,
46:08
Speaker 2: pretty good?
46:09
Speaker 4: Almost tswer to you, but we made it.
46:12
Speaker 5: Man.
46:13
Speaker 2: Pugs was telling us you're out there and Morrinsville they're
46:17
Speaker 2: on your track to with your son. I believe John, Hi,
46:20
Speaker 2: buddy god a mad doll.
46:25
Speaker 5: I could tell hey, billy.
46:27
Speaker 2: Loving life on the track. They're going to go find
46:29
Speaker 2: some postum soon.
46:29
Speaker 4: Apparently for them, fear for them. All right, mate, Well,
46:35
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna have a little bit of a rucker
46:37
Speaker 4: surrounding this.
46:37
Speaker 2: Toy box over here. We'll see what we can get
46:39
Speaker 2: out of it.
46:40
Speaker 5: They biel, I get something good. There's lots of.
46:43
Speaker 2: Good, because you know they've got the young Feller as well.
46:46
Speaker 4: I tell you what the beauty of these toys is
46:48
Speaker 4: there's no bad prizes in there.
46:51
Speaker 5: You feel break just.
46:55
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. What do we got? Oh good?
46:59
Speaker 2: Billy is going to love this one.
47:01
Speaker 4: Man. This one is called grower Poo grow po What
47:05
Speaker 4: do you think?
47:06
Speaker 2: What do you do? What you do there is you.
47:08
Speaker 4: Put it in some water and it grows to six
47:12
Speaker 4: times the actual size, so it turns into a massive
47:15
Speaker 4: steamer magie.
47:17
Speaker 5: Way to go, man, I mean, once again I need
47:19
Speaker 5: to reiterate the real prize is going in the drawer
47:21
Speaker 5: for the food fighters.
47:22
Speaker 4: Like he needs to want to take the spotlight away
47:24
Speaker 4: from this grower dump. It's the Keysy Special they call it.
47:28
Speaker 5: No, they don't call it that. It's called.
47:32
Speaker 2: What does Billy think about this? Robin? What do you
47:35
Speaker 2: think about that's winning a poo toy? He says he
47:40
Speaker 2: doesn't want it.
47:45
Speaker 4: I can understand that. I mean, who wants a grower
47:47
Speaker 4: poo toy? It's funny though, I've probably got that covered himself.
47:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, he changes mind, he wants.
47:54
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's won the grow a pool, which Pugs
47:57
Speaker 5: will send out to you. And also, Robin, let me
47:59
Speaker 5: read it right, you're also in the draw to go
48:01
Speaker 5: and see the Furies live and concert in either Auckland
48:03
Speaker 5: or christ It at the beginning of next year. All right, weekend, Billy,
48:10
Speaker 5: hold the line Fellas.
48:11
Speaker 2: Yes, that was lovely, wasn't it.
48:12
Speaker 5: Yes?
48:14
Speaker 2: How key with you? Was that young Fiada on the
48:16
Speaker 2: tractor was dead.
48:19
Speaker 4: If you had have crashed the tractor there and he'd
48:21
Speaker 4: done it all for one of these little I mean,
48:23
Speaker 4: it's great one of these little grower poos here.
48:25
Speaker 5: Well, also, Mogie, I mean you're looking at the toy box.
48:27
Speaker 5: I feel like you could have easily grabbed something that wasn't.
48:30
Speaker 4: I don't looky, I don't cheat man.
48:32
Speaker 2: Don't you just reach in there and what you get
48:34
Speaker 2: is what you get.
48:34
Speaker 5: Yeah. Sure it is another chance to win either a
48:37
Speaker 5: copy of the new vinyl or a great toy and
48:40
Speaker 5: get yourself in the drawer for the old Phillies concert
48:42
Speaker 5: there next week on the Big Show, Great Stuff.
48:46
Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey is.
48:50
Speaker 2: Indeed green day there on the radio Hold Donkey Big
48:53
Speaker 2: Show this Friday night. Now, we had a big poll
48:56
Speaker 2: at the start of the show, didn't we Fellers, didn't we?
48:58
Speaker 2: That's the start of Haughty Jake giving up the vapeur
49:01
Speaker 2: first day today?
49:02
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you say big Pole?
49:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, big Pole?
49:14
Speaker 4: And yeah.
49:15
Speaker 2: The question on the Big Pole was can Hoidy j
49:18
Speaker 2: give up the vape for the month of May. I
49:20
Speaker 2: believe it was something in that conrect genre.
49:24
Speaker 5: That's right. If you ever want to vote on the
49:25
Speaker 5: Big Pole whenever we do, when you head to the
49:26
Speaker 5: Hducky Big Shows Instagram story, you vote there and it's
49:30
Speaker 5: a simple yeses or no, and then we get a percentage,
49:32
Speaker 5: which is great.
49:32
Speaker 2: I didn't get a chance to vote. I forgot about it.
49:34
Speaker 2: Sorry feels Oh, it's a shame. Neither did I. Mogie.
49:37
Speaker 5: Now, for those that aren't where we have a bit basically,
49:40
Speaker 5: if Jace can give up the vape and cigarettes for
49:42
Speaker 5: the month of May, Moggie will give each of us
49:44
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars.
49:45
Speaker 4: Yea.
49:45
Speaker 5: If he fails at any point, we both have to
49:47
Speaker 5: give Meggi one hundred dollars.
49:48
Speaker 2: That's right.
49:48
Speaker 4: Jason, you didn't have a chance to vote. Had you
49:51
Speaker 4: have voted, what were your voted.
49:54
Speaker 2: That's a very good question, actually, a very very good question.
49:58
Speaker 2: And as I asked at the time, actually he fellas
50:00
Speaker 2: is that's a binding referendum. What do you mean a
50:02
Speaker 2: binding referendum? Well, I mean if the people say no,
50:05
Speaker 2: he can't, then shall we just call it here and
50:08
Speaker 2: here and now? Yeah?
50:09
Speaker 5: It's so annoying making a bit with Jase because every
50:12
Speaker 5: single time we talk about it as him wriggling out or.
50:15
Speaker 2: Trying to change it in some way. Yes, no, it's not. Okay, Now,
50:20
Speaker 2: what are your predictions? My vibe is very, very heavily
50:25
Speaker 2: stacked against me.
50:26
Speaker 4: I think you'll be surprised that. I think it'll be
50:28
Speaker 4: more generous to you than I.
50:31
Speaker 2: Would be, right, Okay, Yeah, so that's not hard though.
50:35
Speaker 2: I reckon sixty percent will say no.
50:37
Speaker 5: Sixty no, yeah, okay. So the wording is, will Jay
50:39
Speaker 5: stay off the vape for the month of May. You're
50:40
Speaker 5: saying sixty percent of people will say no, Jase, what do.
50:43
Speaker 2: You think I'd say? Eighty to ninety would say no?
50:47
Speaker 5: Eighty would Can you just lock in one number ninety?
50:51
Speaker 5: The result is, will Ja stay off the vape for
50:54
Speaker 5: the month of May? Eighty two percent of people say no?
50:58
Speaker 5: Eighty two So fall out of every people, Yes, don't
51:01
Speaker 5: think you can do it?
51:03
Speaker 4: Heye, out of ten people know what they're talking about.
51:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll show them. Really, will you show them? Though?
51:09
Speaker 2: I show them how much I love to that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
51:15
Speaker 2: it's day one. It's more time more for I'm going
51:19
Speaker 2: to go home and go to bed.
51:21
Speaker 5: Right if you can sleep through the month of May,
51:25
Speaker 5: so hibernation is the only way.
51:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, I'm feeling okay at the moment. It'll
51:30
Speaker 2: be all good.
51:30
Speaker 4: Great one days in May.
51:33
Speaker 2: Oh God is there? It doesn't matter, man, Yeah, well
51:36
Speaker 2: it is. I'll take it one day at a time
51:40
Speaker 2: at this point.
51:41
Speaker 4: No, no, you have to take it twenty days.
51:43
Speaker 2: I'm going to take it one day at a time,
51:45
Speaker 2: get through the day, and then tomorrow's another day. Feel
51:48
Speaker 2: that's right, is it?
51:51
Speaker 4: Yeah?
51:51
Speaker 5: Hey, moogie, when we give you a hundred bucks each,
51:53
Speaker 5: the two hundred dollars, yes, what are you going to
51:55
Speaker 5: spend it on? You know, because it's probably going to happen.
51:59
Speaker 2: You get four packs of day carries for that.
52:00
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, look, don't worry about it. I have been
52:02
Speaker 4: thinking about it. I was thinking about something along those lines.
52:05
Speaker 4: I mean, Jason, you need to be celebrated. Yeah, you
52:08
Speaker 4: know when you inevitably fail. So yeah, I'll get you something.
52:11
Speaker 4: I'll get Joe something nice. You know, So we're gonna
52:14
Speaker 4: give you money that you're gonna buy Jay something.
52:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. More incentive for Jason.
52:18
Speaker 4: Exactly the stupidest.
52:21
Speaker 5: Bit anyone's ever made. But you can do it, Jason, Yeah, man,
52:26
Speaker 5: I can do it.
52:26
Speaker 2: You bit your bloody ass.
52:28
Speaker 1: I can Keezy the whole Arching Big Show with Jason,
52:31
Speaker 1: Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
52:34
Speaker 1: Radio Hold.
52:35
Speaker 2: Iky, you two there on the Radio hod Archy Big
52:38
Speaker 2: Show this Friday evening. But right now it's time for
52:45
Speaker 2: six at gmail dot com get in touch with the Fellers.
52:54
Speaker 5: It's funny because I actually turned your microphone off that
52:57
Speaker 5: time and you didn't yell at for once. This isn't
53:00
Speaker 5: what I'm talking about with the Fellers anyway. It's a
53:04
Speaker 5: really for us, Jace. I was literally right in the
53:08
Speaker 5: middle of saying it. It's a really email address. Meet
53:11
Speaker 5: Patti Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Get in
53:14
Speaker 5: touch if you need advice one hundred percent anonymous, and
53:16
Speaker 5: you'll win a prize if we read it on the show.
53:18
Speaker 5: This one comes in from anonymous, very relevant to right now, Fellers.
53:23
Speaker 5: I'm having a year off the pise basically to help
53:26
Speaker 5: stop smoking darts and get some physical gains in the gym.
53:29
Speaker 5: The fact that I've peed the beds and constantly getting
53:32
Speaker 5: told off for saying marginal stuff isn't the reason I'm stopping,
53:35
Speaker 5: by the way, I just want to put that out there.
53:39
Speaker 2: Anyway.
53:39
Speaker 5: My questions are old Mogi, but would love to hear
53:42
Speaker 5: Jas's opinion, also from a sober man. Not to you,
53:45
Speaker 5: old boozy bird ship floaty shoefuone account, boy, is this
53:50
Speaker 5: if I've said I'm off the purse, do you think
53:52
Speaker 5: it's okay to hypothetically take peds at my friend's wedding
53:56
Speaker 5: and still rip zero percenters? Or is that going to
53:58
Speaker 5: create another bad habit for few large events moving forward?
54:01
Speaker 2: You got his gold cracking totally man? Okay?
54:05
Speaker 4: Is that I think?
54:07
Speaker 8: So?
54:08
Speaker 2: Indy?
54:10
Speaker 4: I mean I always sort of find that, you know,
54:12
Speaker 4: back in the day, one one thing sort of led
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Speaker 4: to the other. Yes, but if you didn't have the
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Speaker 4: one thing, then it wouldn't lead to the other.
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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Have you guys ever?
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Speaker 5: Do you guys wet the bed when you're really steam No,
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Speaker 5: I've got a mate that used to do that. Great guy,
54:26
Speaker 5: But He used to do that all the time whenever
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Speaker 5: he got steam, and it got to the point where
54:29
Speaker 5: I was just like.
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Speaker 2: I actually can't.
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Speaker 4: I had a mate that did it, and I've spoken
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Speaker 4: about it on here before, I'm sure, but her he
54:36
Speaker 4: was so bad, that's right. He ran a rotation of mattresses. Yes,
54:40
Speaker 4: so he had two on his bed to stop it
54:42
Speaker 4: going all the way through and into the base. And
54:44
Speaker 4: then he had four leaning up against the wall and
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Speaker 4: he would rotate those in and he wouldn't put the
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Speaker 4: other ones outside to dry it, just rotate it back
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Speaker 4: into the wall.
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Speaker 2: So he had a word of a lie.
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Speaker 5: He wouldn't like wash them with the hose and then
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Speaker 5: dry the nosy barb.
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Speaker 4: And then the other thing that he did was he
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Speaker 4: went to the doctor. And you think the doctor would
55:03
Speaker 4: say to him, man, you've got a you've got a
55:05
Speaker 4: problem with you. You're drinking, Yes, you need to stop drinking.
55:08
Speaker 4: But instead of that, the doctor gave him a pill
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Speaker 4: to take every time he was booze, which would if
55:14
Speaker 4: he took it before he went to sleep, it would
55:16
Speaker 4: stop his kidneys working, so you stop producing urine, so
55:20
Speaker 4: he wouldn't urinate in the bed.
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Speaker 2: That sounds really bad.
55:22
Speaker 4: The problem is he was pissed off his head, so
55:24
Speaker 4: I never remembered to take the pill. So yeah, some
55:29
Speaker 4: people haven't really bad.
55:30
Speaker 2: I could never.
55:31
Speaker 4: From my point of view is if I did that,
55:33
Speaker 4: I would not drink.
55:37
Speaker 2: And also generally speaking, if you're of that inclination, I
55:43
Speaker 2: you go hard, then it tends to follow that whatever
55:47
Speaker 2: you take, you go hard. There's no yeah, there's no.
55:55
Speaker 2: And the vape either daughter or I don't mind you
55:57
Speaker 2: having said that, I am doing the gum.
55:59
Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, it's it's only so
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Speaker 4: hard you can go on gown. That's right, Yeah, there
56:05
Speaker 4: you go. But yeah, I mean I've been to I've
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Speaker 4: been to two weddings so far this year. I've been
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Speaker 4: to three fiftieth so I haven't drunk.
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Speaker 2: At any of them. I haven't done anything.
56:14
Speaker 4: I've had zeros, had a few zeros. Yeah, I mean
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Speaker 4: they're not test it out, man, test it out.
56:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, give it a crack. You're a younger man than me,
56:22
Speaker 2: I know. So yeah.
56:23
Speaker 5: And also from the big show, I don't do anything illegal.
56:26
Speaker 2: No, totally. And also you know, here's the thing, keasy,
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Speaker 2: why met Okay, you'll feel great? What do you mean
56:35
Speaker 2: you'll feel physically really good if you just give it
56:37
Speaker 2: all away from it. Just as an example, This is
56:40
Speaker 2: an example I'm saying to you, Keysy, but this guy
56:43
Speaker 2: here as well, I'd also say to you. Know, you
56:45
Speaker 2: don't have to do anything.
56:46
Speaker 4: You go along to the wedding, you talk to people
56:48
Speaker 4: for a couple of hours, and your bagger off home
56:49
Speaker 4: and you feel brand new the next day. You don't
56:51
Speaker 4: feel obliged to get aue. There will always be an
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Speaker 4: excuse to drink. There'll always be an event, There'll always
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Speaker 4: be some.
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Speaker 2: Reason to do it. Yes, and stuff your face Are
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Speaker 2: you talking to me again? Well, you go to a wedding,
57:03
Speaker 2: just stuff your face with. Just do what I did
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Speaker 2: at my mate's wedding, and just eat all the time.
57:08
Speaker 2: That explains it.
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Speaker 1: The Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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57:25
Speaker 2: Well there you go, your man, bastards. What a day, fellows,
57:29
Speaker 2: what a show?
57:30
Speaker 4: Ay?
57:31
Speaker 5: So good man gave away a trip to Magic Ground?
57:33
Speaker 2: How good won? The Throbber?
57:34
Speaker 4: Old Keys Keys is on file. It's good, isn't it?
57:37
Speaker 2: You stoked about that man? You remember when we used
57:39
Speaker 2: to run.
57:40
Speaker 4: That line, because you go home filthy, filthy of your glass.
57:44
Speaker 5: I'm chill all the time.
57:49
Speaker 2: Now listen what what's the podcast outro clip tonight, Kezy.
57:54
Speaker 5: I can only assume this clip is about you, Jay's
57:55
Speaker 5: because the title is plundering.
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Speaker 2: I have to re define what I where I get
58:03
Speaker 2: joy from it.
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Speaker 4: You need to have an idea about that before you start. Well,
58:07
Speaker 4: I've already found it, vacuum. I found it wondering yourself.
58:11
Speaker 2: And plundering myself every time I have the urge. Every
58:15
Speaker 2: time I have the urge now right, Ah, how often
58:20
Speaker 2: do you have the urge? Though? Fifteen twenty times a day.
58:26
Speaker 5: Yes, it's insight into Jason's first day off the daries
58:29
Speaker 5: in the vape there.
58:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to listen to the podcast to see
58:33
Speaker 2: how I deal with it. That's true, you know what
58:35
Speaker 2: I mean?
58:37
Speaker 5: Yeah, what are the plans for the weekend for you?
58:39
Speaker 4: Maggie at the ill at the paying tomorrow night, seventh
58:44
Speaker 4: thirty against Paramatta over in Australia, So you'll be watching
58:50
Speaker 4: that and then it's going to be a beautiful weekend.
58:51
Speaker 4: So I'm getting out of the bag'g going to give
58:53
Speaker 4: visit some mates, give them, missus a bit of time
58:54
Speaker 4: to yourself.
58:55
Speaker 2: Oh stas a new job on Monday.
58:58
Speaker 5: I've got a very quiet weekend as well, actually chill,
59:00
Speaker 5: which is great. I'm supposed to have quite a big,
59:02
Speaker 5: a large one tomorrow night, kind of a circle this
59:05
Speaker 5: date for a big one situation, but they had to
59:06
Speaker 5: move it last minute. Ah so now after week after
59:10
Speaker 5: magic round. Oh yeah, so I'll be a shell of
59:12
Speaker 5: a human just coming right and then back into it.
59:15
Speaker 5: Nice Jason, what are you doing this week? You're gonna
59:17
Speaker 5: go get a milkshake.
59:18
Speaker 2: I've already had my milkshake, easy, nice peanut butter milkshake,
59:22
Speaker 2: beautiful magie. We were planning on going to having a
59:26
Speaker 2: sneaky trip to the batch, but we've been someone's got
59:30
Speaker 2: him before us. Yeah you're saying him before.
59:33
Speaker 5: You've tried to book it today, Yeah, a day before
59:36
Speaker 5: it's available.
59:37
Speaker 2: We didn't think that. You know, it's not often populated,
59:41
Speaker 2: so well, you know, that's just how the cockie crumbles,
59:46
Speaker 2: isn't it. Horror of a movie. But I am very
59:48
Speaker 2: much looking forward to, you know, the weekend and going
59:51
Speaker 2: to the market. There's no vaping, no value. I've got
59:54
Speaker 2: my wife with me all the time, and you know
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Speaker 2: what she's like. If I vapes, you'll let you know. Hey,
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Speaker 2: have a great weekend. Zee Monday by