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200: Sister Wives - He Delivered Me From All My Fears (S19 E6) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: We are here to talk Sister Wives, Season nineteen, episode six.
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  Speaker 1: So we have a couple of messages we do. Let's
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  Speaker 1: get into it.
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  Speaker 2: The first one is from Louise Hi Louise and Houston, Texas,
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  Speaker 2: a fellow Texan.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, hey girls, this is Louise. I'm calling from Houston, Texas.
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck was up with Tony being so fucking
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  Speaker 3: cringe asking Christine like, oh, he reminds me of Cody,
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  Speaker 3: Like shut the hell up and go eat your fucking tacos.
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  Speaker 3: He is just so weird and mchelthe is fucking weird too,
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  Speaker 3: Like they're just fucking meant for each other. I just
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  Speaker 3: they both just disgust me.
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  Speaker 2: So good.
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  Speaker 1: That's really fucking fuddy. I one agree with me too.
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  Speaker 1: What did you think about that this week?
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  Speaker 2: I mean literally, like, why do we have to have
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  Speaker 2: them on our TV? We say it every fucking week.
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  Speaker 2: They're so annoying. Mikeelty is all about me, me, me,
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  Speaker 2: me me. She's got her dad in her a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: She's gotta be Christine and Christine for sure. And Tony,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, shut up, dude, nobody needs your opinion.
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  Speaker 1: No, not sit there. That's it. And it's like every
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  Speaker 1: single moment that they can, they're like trying to get
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  Speaker 1: the attention and say something funny or say something clever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, shot up. Nobody cares what
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  Speaker 1: your opinion is.
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  Speaker 2: No, no one at all.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 2: No, he doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: He's an embarrassment. They're both embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: He is, And I thought his Cody comment was just
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  Speaker 2: trying like a bad attempt at a joke. But I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: it's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Oh when he said that, David reminded him of Cody,
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  Speaker 1: like he's not And also that's a pretty hurtful thing.
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  Speaker 1: To say to someone who has most likely legitimate trauma
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  Speaker 1: from this, I dare say, abusive person, and that's Cody
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  Speaker 1: Brown and Christine's the one with the trauma, and you're
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  Speaker 1: just trotting out a joke like that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, at this time, because it's twenty twenty two, Tony
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  Speaker 2: McKelty are still like kind of okay with Cody and Robin,
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  Speaker 2: so of course he's gonna make like a dumb joke
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  Speaker 2: like that. But it's like, fuck Cody, fuck you Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck you Tony, fuck you McKelty, fuck y'oh. I
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  Speaker 1: think they want like their own spinoff show or something.
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  Speaker 2: Please No, he wants that.
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  Speaker 1: Every single week we have this dumb duo auditioning for
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  Speaker 1: our attention, and I'm sick of it. No one wants it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm also sick of David. Oh my god, I'm sick
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  Speaker 1: of Christine, Oh my god, girl me biting her lower
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  Speaker 1: lip and quirking that sexy eyebrown. Make it stop. I
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  Speaker 1: can't take it, he can take it. I want her
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  Speaker 1: to be happy, and so I'm being very long suffering
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  Speaker 1: about it. I'm like, Okay, I'm happy for you to
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  Speaker 1: have found somebody, but if I just see you bite
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  Speaker 1: your lip one more time. I'm gonna lose my shit.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, I'm gonna commit bad things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, We have another speak by okay from Brittany Dennis,
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  Speaker 2: and I think this is about last week's episode.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, hi guys, Brittany here, love you guys, love your podcast.
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  Speaker 4: You keep me laughing constantly. Just listen to the Newest
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  Speaker 4: Sister Wife episode. And I also agree that Robin was
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  Speaker 4: sitting in her bathroom floor high as a kite. My
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  Speaker 4: theory is she took a little too much ambient on
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  Speaker 4: Christmas night trying to get some sleep. Probably doesn't even
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  Speaker 4: remember making the video. Anyways, keep me laughing, guys. Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. I could totally see Ambien.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe am does make sense.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because people talk crazy shit do crazy shit
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  Speaker 2: on Ambien. I see patients at work on Ambien all
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  Speaker 2: the time, and they don't make no sense. I could
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  Speaker 2: see that.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 1: I met my now husband when I was on lunist. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I was sending him messages on the Facebook and I
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  Speaker 1: was telling him he had such a resting eye.
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  Speaker 5: Oh God, Like Christine with David yes, I loved his eyes,
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  Speaker 5: but like, I didn't really know him from Adam And
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  Speaker 5: then I would wake up in the morning and I
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  Speaker 5: would see that I had messaged him, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm fucking messaging this man in the
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  Speaker 5: middle of the night.
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  Speaker 1: But you know he fell in love it oh Corzy anyway,
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  Speaker 1: but that was all Lunesta, stop it. No, it's true.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. So Robin was doing the Ambien. Do we
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  Speaker 1: think it's Ambien? Do we think it's a Benzo?
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  Speaker 2: I could see Ambien more than a Benzo.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Personally, well, she's got a coach trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out a way through because she's so up sad.
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  Speaker 2: About not having her Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't have her fail.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Grib your river, all right. So there were also a
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  Speaker 1: couple of comments that you wanted to highlight and go over.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were on our patreo. Okay, so their patron
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  Speaker 2: comments I thought they were just really good. So our
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  Speaker 2: first one was from Lisa, and she had a really
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  Speaker 2: good comment that I was blown away by. So she
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  Speaker 2: was talking about how she loves that we watch red
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  Speaker 2: Lipstick reality TV. Oh yes, she totally agrees with her
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  Speaker 2: and you talked about Janelle and her apathy. She says,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Cody was ever a great dad. Janelle,
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  Speaker 2: according to the book The Sister Wives book, did not
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  Speaker 2: have a dad who was present in any way in
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  Speaker 2: her life. Therefore, she probably thought it was wonderful that
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  Speaker 2: Cody spent any time with her kids at all. Also,
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  Speaker 2: there is a gal on YouTube and I guess TikTok,
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  Speaker 2: which I don't watch as I only use YouTube, who
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  Speaker 2: is the daughter of the current prophet of the AUB
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  Speaker 2: He gave Mary the release. Well, he told his daughter
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  Speaker 2: that Cody didn't say a word about the release from
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  Speaker 2: Mary during the phone call, but switched right away to Christine.
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  Speaker 2: So when the AUB guy called him, he started talking
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  Speaker 2: about Christine. Evidently Cody said something like you better not
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  Speaker 2: give Christine a release, as I've done nothing to her.
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  Speaker 2: The prophet told his daughter that he would for certain
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  Speaker 2: give any of any and all of those women a
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  Speaker 2: release if they would approach. So there is a bit
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  Speaker 2: of info. The name of the channel is notes to
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  Speaker 2: sell four four four. The woman who has this channel
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  Speaker 2: is no longer speaking with her dad, okay, but it's
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  Speaker 2: I guess she was talking about that with the aub Prophet,
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  Speaker 2: which I thought was very interesting.
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  Speaker 1: That is so unhinged that they would be calling him
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  Speaker 1: to discuss his termination or his release with Mary and
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  Speaker 1: he would immediately just switch up and start ranting about Christine.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, can't you see him saying some shit like that?
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  Speaker 1: Though I don't know that it seems really berserk and
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  Speaker 1: nuts to me. It's Cody Brown, okay, but like Christine
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  Speaker 1: by this point has been gone for like over a year, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean Mary was the one that sought
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  Speaker 2: out the release. They already granted it to her, so
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  Speaker 2: he can't fight it. So now he's like, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: well you better not give Christine or Daniale, right'.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't understand him. In fact, this entire episode,
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  Speaker 1: I was just watching his mannerisms and I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: to myself self, do we need to get this guys
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  Speaker 1: some brain imaging, because like, does he have a tumor, Like,
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  Speaker 1: does he have some early onset or something like something's
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  Speaker 1: very wrong with him. He's I mean, we know that
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  Speaker 1: he's in the manisphere, we know that he's got some
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  Speaker 1: toxic masculinity, some red pills and everything, But like I
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  Speaker 1: think he's going legitimately crazy. Oh yeah, that conversation with
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  Speaker 1: Mary made no sense. Yeah, first and foremost production was
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  Speaker 1: chopping up that scene left right up and down in sideways, honey, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that it didn't make a lot of sense. But
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  Speaker 1: you could also tell by Mary, just like the way
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  Speaker 1: she was looking at him, like, what the fuck is
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you? Like, are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he's okay.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's not. He's literally going insane. He's fucking delusional,
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  Speaker 2: and that's what he gets. I mean, honestly, like, what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck is wrong with him?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what we're watching. Actually, it's very very confounding to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he is the tumor though.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but you know, to Lisa's funny Sorry, to Lisa's
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  Speaker 1: point about Janelle not really having a reference point for
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  Speaker 1: what a good father would be and having like not
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  Speaker 1: had that demonstrated to her by a good man in
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  Speaker 1: her life is actually something to think about. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe she just has no idea like what a good
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  Speaker 1: father is supposed to be. I mean, we can all
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  Speaker 1: come up with our ideas, but if it hasn't been
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  Speaker 1: demonstrated and modeled to us, then we are likely to
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  Speaker 1: be attracted to a dude who's bad for us or problematic,
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  Speaker 1: which Janelle was exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I think I could totally see that. But it's also like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I mean you can see how he's being shitty though, right,
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  Speaker 2: like he's not going over your house. Like, but maybe
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  Speaker 2: because she's been stuck in polygamy, she's just kind of
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  Speaker 2: been accustomed to that, like, well, yeah, it's like totally
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  Speaker 2: normal to see your dad like once every two weeks,
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  Speaker 2: Like it's totally fine because polygamy.
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  Speaker 1: Uh maybe, but like she was a monogamous first. She
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  Speaker 1: was married to Mary's brother. Yeah, although they didn't have
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  Speaker 1: children obviously. But I mean, it's just very strange to
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  Speaker 1: me because Janelle continues to strike me as the most
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  Speaker 1: intelligent one for sure. That doesn't mean emotionally intelligent. I
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  Speaker 1: don't actually think she's all that emotionally intelligent. I agree,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of them are, honestly good
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  Speaker 1: comment Lisa. Yeah, and then we have another comment from
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  Speaker 1: Patreon from Anna, and she says, I'm thinking that Mary
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  Speaker 1: sought out a release from church leaders not because of
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  Speaker 1: her faith, but because she knew the leaders would place
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  Speaker 1: blame on Cody, that the word abandonment would be used
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  Speaker 1: against him, and that Cody would bristle at that she's
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  Speaker 1: a sniper from the side, kind of shady bitch using
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  Speaker 1: faith Cody's faith as a shield, huh, which I thought
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  Speaker 1: was kind of interesting. Do you think so?
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  Speaker 2: I mean I could see Mary being a little petty
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  Speaker 2: like that, and I mean I would totally do that.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, oh yeah, I'd be like, Okay, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna get a release from the church and they're gonna
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  Speaker 2: blame it on you, bitch yess.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But Mary also invited him like he was well within
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  Speaker 1: his rights to attend. Who knows if she thought maybe
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  Speaker 1: he would show up to speak with them as well.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds also like the term abandoned was a designation
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  Speaker 1: that was given to her, or which describes the release
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  Speaker 1: was given by the leader. I don't necessarily get the
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  Speaker 1: vibe that she went in asking for a release based
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  Speaker 1: on another moment, like because she knew it was going
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  Speaker 1: to bother Cody. I think she just went in and
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  Speaker 1: she told him what was going on, and she also said,
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  Speaker 1: we have film and footage to verify, and you've probably
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  Speaker 1: been watching all of these years anyway, and you've seen
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  Speaker 1: how he's been treating me. And it was the leader
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  Speaker 1: who then said, yeah, you've been abandoned.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I could see a world where she
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  Speaker 2: went there knowing that they were going to grant it
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  Speaker 2: to her no problem, and that they were going to
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  Speaker 2: call him up and be like, yeah, you abandoned your
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  Speaker 2: wives and you're a shit ass husband. Like, I could
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  Speaker 2: see a world where she knew that that was going
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  Speaker 2: to happen, as somebody who's been in this faith.
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  Speaker 1: But that is her total motive, though, No, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure she did it on purpose for the faith.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I think she's loyal to her faith. They
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  Speaker 1: think she's a believer in her religion, and I think
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  Speaker 1: she was trying to do the right thing for her soul.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, like she probably had an idea that they were
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  Speaker 1: going to have to notify him that yes, the release
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  Speaker 1: went through and these are the grounds upon which they
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  Speaker 1: went through. But I don't know, very interesting idea though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I kind of liked it.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, if Mary did do that, I
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  Speaker 1: would love that.
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  Speaker 2: I love it very much, so very great.
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  Speaker 1: Well, great comments, Thank you guys. So much, and again,
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the most recent episode of
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  Speaker 1: Sister Wives, which again is season nineteen, episode six, entitled.
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  Speaker 2: Deliver Me from All My Fears. Okay, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what that means.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means either.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what that's in reference to. But we
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  Speaker 2: start off with a conversation about Christmas, because it's Christmas time,
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  Speaker 2: sir twenty twenty two, two years ago, and everybody's talking
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  Speaker 2: about how different Christmas is now because they don't have
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  Speaker 2: the big, happy family, they don't have the chaos. We
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  Speaker 2: start with Robin and Cody like so happy about their
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  Speaker 2: Christmas together because that's what they truly wanted, and they're
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  Speaker 2: talking about rapping gifts and Cody's smiling and laughing like
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  Speaker 2: it's so great, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't have to pay attention to any other women
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  Speaker 1: or any of this other kids, and he doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: to buy them any presents that he doesn't wrap, so
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  Speaker 1: he's living large, he's happy, he is very happy.
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  Speaker 2: And then we have Mary having Christmas with her friends
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  Speaker 2: Amber and Lisa, and I'm just wondering, why not with
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  Speaker 2: Leon me as well? Like, what the heck?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe Leon was there. Maybe we just
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: have a situation where Leon and Audrey don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be filmed for the show, okay, and maybe don't even
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  Speaker 1: want to be mentioned. And so if they were there,
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  Speaker 1: Mary just didn't show it. I don't know. I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: Where do they live? I was trying to remember Colorado, Colorado,
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  Speaker 1: so not in Utah. Yeah, I thought for some reason
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  Speaker 1: they were going back to Utah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so. Okay, yeah, they're as far as
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  Speaker 2: I know, they're still in Colorado. But I'm just like why,
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe they've got some issues from before.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, I certainly would if I were Leon, I
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: would have longstanding issues if I had to be on
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: a show with these crazy people. Yeah, maybe Leon's just
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: taking their distance, who knows. I was just happy that
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Mary was not alone.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, me too. At least she had friends to
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: hang out with.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Robin was kind of mentioning, like, it's me for his
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Christmas without Mary. I hope she's okay. I miss her.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, you fucking don't. Yep, you don't give
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: a crap.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Lies.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: And then Janelle's with I think Maddie and the kids
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: out in North Carolina. And then Christine is having kind
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: of a quiet family Christmas, and Christmases are just different
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: and smaller, which is sad to me.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything changes. Yeah, when the kids are little, it's
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: so magical and the chaos of having your family around you.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Can you even imagine if it was like eighteen children
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: five adults, say, just the energy every holiday. I'm sure
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: they were used to that. And so things are getting
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: quieter and life does go on. Yeah, But I love
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: how Janelle is just like, yeah, but that's just what happens,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: you know, and it's gonna be all right. And Mary's like,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: people evolve and things change, and so they don't seem
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: to be mourning the loss of their family, unlike Robin
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: was having a really hard time alleged allegedly with the
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: loss of her family. One thing I loved and I
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: do have to say, is that that was the only
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: time we saw Robin, I know, so the very beginning,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: and then there was no peep from her for the
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: rest of the show.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I love it as well. Let's keep doing that more
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Mary less Robin, thank you.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: And then we open a conversation about dating, because Christine's
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: a single woman in this filming, even though we saw
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: her wedding list. Yeah, and she's talking about dating. She's
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: got a matchmaker. She wants a bald guy with tattoos
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: who rides a motorcycle, which I just want to say,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I have been predicting.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: For Mary though. For Mary, yeah, not for Chris, but
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: like you did, manifest it into the franchise.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: But then she goes with David right, well done.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, well bald yeah works.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: But anyway, she's talking about dating. Mary's like, I don't
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: even know where to start. I'm fucking fifty two and
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to deal with this. And
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Janelle's not interested, no at all.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: She's so jaded, honey. She's like, I don't want to
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: even look at a dating app. If I'm going to
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: be with anybody, it's going to be completely organic, it's
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: going to be natural. I'm not out here like Christine
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: employing a match maker and on seventeen apps and going
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: on all these fucking dates. I don't have time for that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I want to start a flower farm, I want to move,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I want to settle, I want to put down ruts.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah so, but that's not Christine. Christine wants her magical romance.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And you know what, Christine deserves it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, she does deserve to be happy. Yes, And I
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: want to make it clear before we get to this
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: next section. I am happy for her that she's found
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: her meet. I'm glad for that. But when we get
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: to the section where Christine's talking about David with her kids,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I was annoyed with her.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Why I was mad?
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Mad? Because yeah, I was so mad, like irrationally mad.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Why because she's saying shit like, yeah, it's important for
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: me to know how my kids feel about David, but like,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: regardless of how they feel, I'm not gonna stop dating him.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: And I don't care if they're uncomfortable with the PDA
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: and I don't care if they don't like my relationship
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: with him, because I'm going to be with him no
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: matter what. And I hated that. Okay, So why Well,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: because it's selfish, I think, and like, as a parent,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I feel like you should your kid's opinions should have
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: a little bit of weight, it shouldn't.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: They should come first.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, hello, they should come first. And like, it'd
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: be one thing if all of her kids were adults
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: and out of the house, but she still got a
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: little truly there, yes, who's totally dangected in the middle
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: of that room, reading a book, not giving a fuck.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: She's like only there because her mom told her to
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: be right. She doesn't want to be there. No, And
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Christine's saying all this shit in front of truly like
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: truly's like fourteen twelve or something like that, very like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: come on, you're saying you don't give a shit. So
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: if she does say she's uncomfortable, it doesn't matter because
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: you're still gonna be making out with David in front
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: of her.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Ooh yes. And so from the perspective of a parent,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: like that is something that first of all, you shouldn't say.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: If you think that, you should keep that into your
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: indoor voice, like we don't have to say that with
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: our words. But secondarily, like you shouldn't actually feel that way.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: You should put your child first. However, to play devil's advocate,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: you're talking about a woman who has been with Cody
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Brown for almost thirty years, a man who was never
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: attracted to her caused her deep wounds of a feminine nature,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, she's not lovable, she's not beautiful, she's not
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: worth his time. I mean all of these things she's
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: been living with for so long. And now she's free
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: and she's being super proactive again, getting a matchmaker, getting
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: on the app so she can find somebody to connect with,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: and nobody is going to stop her from her realizing
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: her dream. Like I definitely have sympathy and compassion for
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: how she could really, really really deeply want that and yeah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: fuck everybody.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Else, well, and that's like totally fair and valid, Like
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: of course she was married to Cody Brown, so like
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: she deserves to have all the men and date and
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: do whatever the fuck you want. Just don't say that
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: kind of shit. Don't say that shit in front of
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: your kids or on TV where they're gonna see that
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: where they're like, oh, okay, fuck my opinion then, because well,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: but she's.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Been doing that for years with her kids, and so
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: have Mary, and so have Janelle, and honestly, so has Robin.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Like they've been allowing Cody Brown to walk all over
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: them for years, to neglect them and to be abusive,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: and they didn't stop him then, so for sure, why
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: does she give a shit now? Yeah?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: No, totally Yeah. And I was talking to Ethel about it,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: and she was saying that, like, you know, because Christine
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: grew up in this like super restrictive religion and cult
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: and everything, she didn't get a chance to like be
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: young and be free and like be an immature like
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: twenty something, you know, just like dating around and being
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: selfish and doing whatever. And so now that she's finally
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: out of this long abusive marriage, she's kind of reverted
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: back to that point of her life. And I'm like, yeah,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: but that doesn't make it right, correct, it's annoying.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you could handle it differently. I think there
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: was a point where Peyden was saying something like we're
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: just saying it's fast, We're not saying it's wrong or
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: that you need to stop, and Christine says something like, okay, great,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: because I wouldn't have. Yeah, I hate that you didn't
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: need to say that. Like he was trying to be charitable,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: he was trying to be supportive in the moment, and
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you could have just so I really appreciate that you
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: that you said that, thank you so much for supporting me. Like,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: there's just a different way to handle it. But Christine
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: has been historically in the cannon, honey, very immature. Yeah,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: she's an immature person. She pops off at the mouth,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: doesn't think about what she says ahead of time. She's
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: driven by her emotionality and she's not afraid to be
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: this person in front of her kids. And honestly, I
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: think truly's checked out. Oh yeah, can you imagine being
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: truly kind of a little bit of a stoic child
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: who's got her interests having to live with Christine, who's
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: probably non stop talking the entire time, can never let
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: a silent moment go by, is always full of energy.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: So she's just probably disassociated. She's in an astral plane.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: She wants to be anywhere else that in that room
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: with her mom. For listening to her talk about PDA
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and kissing and saying I love you to this man
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: after a week after a week, after a.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Week, they say I love you to each other. It's like,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: it's so crazy to me. And I mean full disclosure. Yeah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: go uncensored for it a little bit Okay, back from unsensitive. Okay,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: your kids want you to be happy, and they're kind
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: of put in this position of like cool, So I
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: can't really express that I'm uncomfortable about this, but we're
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: a little nervous for you. Yeah that I'm a little
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: nervous it's moving too fast or whatever. But I want
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: you to be happy. So I'm gonna pretend like it's
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: fine and pretend like I'm not uncomfortable with it. And
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: that in my case, just leads to estrangement, just leads
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: to kind of like a weird relationship with your parents
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: going for and I hope that that doesn't happen for
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Christine's kids. And it's like, you know, David's great Blake.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Is this going to last? Do you think so?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Well? I'm not sure. Speaking of estrangement from her kids,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: like I do kind of sniff a little bit some
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: disconnect with her and Gwen for sure, some disconnect maybe
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: even between her and Isabelle. Isabel seems really uncomfortable in
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: this scene to just be in the room talking about
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: this on camera but also with her mom. And you
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: can tell that Christine is a manufacturing She's producing this scene,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: she's inviting all of the kids over because the pretense
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: was I've got something to tell you before Truly comes home.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: But then Truly comes home and they're talking about it anyway,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: so like she's manufacturing this moment. Isabel doesn't seem really
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: happy with that, and also Aspen doesn't seem really comfortable
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: with Christine. I think a lot of these kids are
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: actually tired of her shenanigans, uh huh, but also understand
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: that their mom has been through a lot and they
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: want to be there to support her. Now just from
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: neighbor's bactive, yeah, I have to say, like with my husband,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: who I was dming on Lundesta bitch talking mad shit
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: that I did not even remember in the morning, Like
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I think we talked via Facebook for a month and
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: a half without meeting, and then it escalated and like
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: we started texting or whatever. Within a week of us texting,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: we decided to go out on a date. He asked
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: me out on a date, and we met on a
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Sunday night at a dive bar, the Lakewood Girl in Denver,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: and it was like such a sweet date. I'm not
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: gonna go crazy and tell you all about it, but
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: it was such oh my god, I walked in. Oh,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I walked in, and here's this six to three guy,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: like he's showing up for a job interview. He's got
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: like these slacks on and these polishoes and like this
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: to know it. It is so cute. And he has
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: like this buttoned down, long sleeved shirt, and he's got
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: his hair all comped. Knowing him now, just knowing how
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: he actually dresses and what he looks like, it was
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: so cute. And he was walking across the bar with
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: these two little Cosmopolitans because I had told him that
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: was my favorite drink and he never had it. So
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: he's walking this huge lumberjack of a man who's like
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: tiptoeing across this dive bar in his in his resume outfit.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I fell in love with him immediately. Yeah, Like I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: was already falling in love with him before I even
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: sat down for that date, because we were talking and
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I want to say, oh my god, I'm just like chagrined.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: This is even me. But I think I introduced him
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: to my daughter within three days.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Well, and I think your daughter and him were talking
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: on Facebook about video games like before you guys, even.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I noticed him. I noticed him because he was talking
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: to my daughter was like thirteen or fourteen at the time,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and they had a video game in common, and I'm like,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: oh my god, he's so good with her, And that's
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: what got the ball rolling. So I also fell in
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: love very quickly. I also introduced him to my daughter
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: in person, and very quickly. I believe it can happen. Obviously,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: we've been together now, thirteen years. Has been a long time.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: He's the love of my life. He's my burrito. But like,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: as a rule, it's probably ill advice eyed to introduce
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: your new paramore to your children in a week or
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: even a month, or even six months, maybe even a year.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Well, and your daughter has told me, because I've asked
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: her before, Like my experience with my whole different thing. Right,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: your wife has told me your wife.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: My daughter, my daughter, your wife.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus has told me. Yeah, my mom always made
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: sure that I was comfortable, like with any of them,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: and like if anything any of them. Well, but she
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: said she was kind of like a stamp of approval
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: type of a thing. Yeah, you were always caring about
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: her feelings, making sure she was okay when you were
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: dating around all those meals.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they were attracted to me like beas to honey.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: So yeah, but I probably did some things wrong and
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna acknowledge that, And so I see myself and
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Christine as well, and I can see how she can
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: get carried away and be like so in love with
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: David that she's making some wrong moves as a parent
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Course, Look, I know that my aris moon needs to
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: just chill the fuck out just a little bit, simmer
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: down a little bit. I get it. I'm happy she's happy.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I'm happy she's getting her first orgasms.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, can you imagine?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I hope she's getting all of that and more.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Sure, it's just like it's a little much.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Well, you asked me whether I thought David and Christine
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: would stay together, and I actually think that they have
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: a very good chance because they both come up through LDS.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I think this type of courtship is very typical. Sure
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: in Mormonism. It's very quick, and I think that they
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: are older too, so they probably know what they want,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: and so I think they have a good chance. Personally,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I think so too. I'm still gonna cringe at it, though, Yeah,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Like I don't need to see it. I don't want
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: to see it. I'm sick of that.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I'm so tired of it.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: But that's my thought.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. And then we have like a little
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: brief scene with Janelle, Caleb, and Maddie out in North Carolina,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: which we have.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: To talk about so because it's a very important scene
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: because it does skirt around the issue of coins, uh.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Huh, because they're talking about land and like what they
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: want to do. They really like the property out in Montana,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: they don't know if they're going to go with it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: They're trying to find the perfect property where they can
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: eventually build on blah blah blah. And then Janelle brings
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: up the fact that she's still trying to get Cody
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: to buy her out of Coyote Pass, but apparently Cody's broke. Yes,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: he ain't got the money for that.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: He keeps putting her off and not answering her questions,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: so she is going to have to consult with an attorney.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: But yeah, the reason nothing has happened is because Cody
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: is claiming that he does not have the money to
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: pay off her land with him and potentially any of
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: the other plots as well. Janelle tells us that she's
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: got the money, she's ready to go. We know that
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Mary probably has the money and is ready to go
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: because she probably has more money than everybody, yep. But
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: it's Cody and Robin who don't have the money.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Ooh, I mean, I can totally see them being broke.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: I also think that this is like a power play
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: on Cody's part, maybe he wants to control it a bit.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think he also probably doesn't have any money,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: yeah for sure. And I think this is around the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: time they're going to take out one of those he
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: lock loans in order to give Janelle some money. But
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: at the same time, we know that Janelle's name is
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: still on her plot of land and so is Mary's name,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: so they are still owners. So he didn't buy them
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: out as of right now, unless we just don't know
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: about it. I don't know.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I would think that the
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: records would be updated with that, but I don't know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: As of right now, their names are still on it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: So that's really weird to me, right, But Yeah, that
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: was it. That was just a very brief blint And
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: then we have Cody coming over to Mary's house, to
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: have a conversation with her about what is happening.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: He comes in hot, He's like, she tells me one thing,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and then it's a totally different vibe. I'm feeling something
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: totally different. I'm like, well, then, why are we coming over?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Like you've had a release, the marriage has been terminated.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Why are you stomping opening the door?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Uh huh. You're letting himself in the door.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Letting yourself into her house, Like she's going to open
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: the door, and he lets himself in and she's like, oh, okay,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: well come on in.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He only did this, in my opinion, to hurt
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: her more, to say more mean shit, and to also
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: try and get her to admit on camera that it
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: wasn't all him, that he is somewhat blameless for their release,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: their divorce, like it was all just for him. It
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: is stupid, fucking ego. He had no other purpose. He
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: fucking hates her. He doesn't want to be around her,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: he doesn't want to talk to her.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know based on what he says, he's starting
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: to like her after six years and I'm trying to
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: go back in my mind six years ago. Was that
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: around the time of the catfish.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: I don't I think the catfish was longer, is it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure when the catfish happened. It kind of
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: sounds like, I mean, if this is twenty twenty two,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: and so that puts us out, like.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, six right, right, we're in the back.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I think that might be around the time of the catfish,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: which is when he's claiming in his timeline he lost
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: feelings for Mary. Mary does correct him in the conversation
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: and say, well, I think it was before that, if
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: you are going to be honest about it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because in the frickin' talking heads he's saying
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: that he should have ended the marriage twenty five years ago,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: so yeah, more than six years. He can't keep his
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: shit strang.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: No, and that's why I'm like, why are we even
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: indulging this crazy person?
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: He's like the crazy person in the street who's just
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: screaming at people as they walk by, and none of
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: it makes sense. Yeah, no, for real, why are we
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: even listening to this person? Why aren't we institutionalizing this person?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: This person needs psychiatric help.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't help this, you can't fix this.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You can medicate this you can mobottomize this. We could
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: do something, because this is crazy. And again you see
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Mary sitting across from and clearly she's been told they're
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: going to film a scene. It's going to probably be
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: the goodbye scene, and we're just gonna wrap things up
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: with a nice, beautiful bow. And so he comes in
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: hot and he starts arguing, and she's just like, what
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: the fuck is happening? And he starts talking in these
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: non sequitors, at least that's how it appears to me,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: bringing up a variety of things. At one point, he
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: even says, I never said I wasn't willing to work
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: I know, Like, what the fuck was that? And then
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: he says, oh, I was willing to fake it for you,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: like as if that's better.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And then he says again, but I mean I would
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: have worked on it with you.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what are what are we?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Why isn't a producer like why are we breaking the
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: fourth wall in that moment and having a producer step
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: into the middle of the room and say, actually, we
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: just filmed that whole thing out on Coyote Pass at
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the picnic bench. When you told her that it was
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: never ever, ever, ever, going to happen again. Ever, do
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you not remember that? And like, are you having a
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: psychotic break? My guy?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I fucking wonder because even in his talking head too,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: he's talking about like I would never want to stay
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: married with her, I would never want to be married
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: to her again, Like she's terrible, I married the wrong person.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: All this shit, so I'm like, why are you saying
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: all of them?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: But then in the same talking head, he's like, I
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: don't know why. There's just a part of me that
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: wants to continue to try. I continue to believe that
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: this is fixable. I don't honestly, I'm like, production, do
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: your fucking job, dude, do your fucking job, because what
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: you're serving us is just this hodge podge mish mash
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: of all these erroneous storylines that doesn't make any sense
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: to somebody who's just trying to follow along.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I know, And I'm like, when was these When were
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: these talking heads filmed? Too? When he's saying all this
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: shit in reaction to this chat with Mary, it's like
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: it doesn't make any sense because obviously this chat was
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: like two years ago, and then we have Mary and
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: her talking head.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: From like three months ago or whatever.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I can't keep track of anything in.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: This way, and I can tell that on the couch
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: in these interviews, they are responding to things that we're
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: not even watching, right, Like you can tell like they're
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: not even talking about the scene we're actually looking at. Yeah,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: that's how bad the production of this. That's how bad
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: the editing is of this, right.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, if you have this much old footage, like,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: why are we so far behind in the show? Like
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: if you have all of this b roll like that,
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: you're just showing us and clipping and putting together, Like,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: why can't we just catch up the current times?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I think we're going to try and catch up, and
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I know that we complain about that all the time,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: and I hate to continue to do that because everybody
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: feels the same way. This scene, though, felt particularly insane
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: for me. It's like they had a scene that they
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: needed to film. Mary had an idea what it was
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: going to be, and right before that, Cody got a
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: phone call from the leaders of his church and that
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: triggered him, and now he wants to change kind of
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the context of the conversation, and so he wants to
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: call her out and make sure that the cameras pick
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: up Mary, admitting that it wasn't just his fault because
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: if it's her fault too, then it couldn't be abandonment exactly.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: So he wants to have a conversation where she lets
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: him off the hook. Yeah.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Well, he's also calling her a gas lighter in the
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: talking heads. Well, and I don't want to accuse her
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: of gaslighting, but she's been feeding me bullshit for thirty
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: two years.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It's like the master gas lighter.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Seriously, it's so crazy, like and everybody's calling him a
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: narcissist and stuff because he straight up is I mean,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: histrionic to the core, Like you're sitting here rewriting everything
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: to make yourself look better in your own dumb mind.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Or is there a different motive because at some point
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: in this conversation or maybe it was when he was
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: on the couch, he talks about how in his church,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: if he is in polygamist marriages and he is known
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: to discard his wives, and he can't marry again in
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: the church.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Right, he said, you can't have additional wives if you're
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: known to discard him.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, so what does that mean.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Like, are you going to have more wives?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Is that why you're concerned about how this looks and
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: about abandoning or discarding Mary, like you don't want it
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: to look like that. So what you can potentially are
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: they leaving their options open, in other words, in twenty
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: twenty two to maybe bring on additional wives to see
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: how they can save this show.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: That would be insane. But I'm like, why are you
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: saying that when just last week you were saying that
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: you've lost your faith and you don't want to acknowledge
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: any of the bs of the church and you don't
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: care about any of it, and you don't care if
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Mary gets a release because you just don't think it's
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: legitimate anymore.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: So then why are you upset?
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Why are you upset because they left? Because he's being
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: blamed for it because everybody fucking hates him in the world,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: and he doesn't think he's done anything wrong at all.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: The only thing I did wrong was marrying the wrong person.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: The only thing I did wrong was not loving them.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: But you know what, not loving them is their fault.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I know, blame yourself if I'll love you.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, couldn't take it. I can't, I literally, I just
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I can't even watch the television when it's I have
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: to look away. Yeah, dude, I have to shake my head.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: It's because it's just so preposterous, like that he would
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: even have the audacity, the codiosity to sit on the
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: couch and to say that with a straight face, like
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: he really believes it, which is why I am legitimately
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: questioning this man's sanity.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, he does believe it, Like that's his logic, that
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: he is concocted, that it's everybody's fault if they if
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: he loves them, or if he doesn't love them, because
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: you have to be lovable in order for me to
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: love you. But then he says, I married a woman
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't love so much that I chose to serve
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: her anyway.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: And I was in such in such a bad marriage
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: that I didn't realize it because I had good marriages
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: or better marriages with Christine and Janelle, which I.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Gotta believe me, I couldn't believed.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: He said.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: That doesn't make any.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: That's the way he knew that his relationship with Mary
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: was rocky, is that his relationship with Janelle was so
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: much better, and that his relationship with Christine was so
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: much better. Huh. They're telling us that you never loved
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: these women and that you virtually hate Christine.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, crazy.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Talk, insanity.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: I don't understand it at all. And then he said
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: something else.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Well, one thing he did say was like, I can't
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: believe you did it so quickly, Like the moment that
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: we had the conversation out on Coyote Pass, you decided, okay,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: well this man don't want me, so let me petition
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: the church and ask for a release. And apparently she
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: did it in short order and was given the release,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: as we know. And he's just like shocked and stunned
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: and shook that it happened. And she's like, well, but
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: why and what do you mean quickly?
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: It's been like ten years you haven't fucked me.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's been a long ast time that I
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: have been unhappy. And this is where he's like, well,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: we've got different time stamps as to when you know,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: we fell out of love with each other.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even say fell out of love. He's like,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: when we just stopped liking each other, when we stopped
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: being happy, and him it's from the very beginning, apparently,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: because it was so terrible. And then he goes into
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: that weird rant about effing an effing right, fighting and
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: fucking I guess right, which.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: The only benefit of that is orgasms. Yes, Like he
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: was shut up forbody was to think, Yeah, I'm sure
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: you weren't giving anybody orgasms, Cody, No, not even Robin.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, as selfish as you are in these relationships,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I have no doubt that you were a selfish person
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: in bed. Poor Christine, no wonder, she's a freak right now.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I wonder she's losing her literal ship because David is
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: giving her the old face. Honestly, he's got that flavor saver, honey.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: He's downtown working it out with pristine God bless, she's
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: a woman liberated.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: My god, I know Cody wasn't even the kiddy cat.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Please girl, please, He was lasting five whole minutes in there.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I mean seriously, But you know with him and Robin,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: they have this deep emotional did this we did this?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, stop doing that right now?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is deep?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut up, shut up, stop talking.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: It's so fucking vulgar too, Like he just has to
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: say the most terrible, heinous things about these women, and
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: then he wonders why everybody fucking hates him in the
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: entire world and why these women are just on here
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: like yeah, like, I don't know what's wrong with Cody.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: And Mary even says, like he's been saying some really
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: mean things. Yeah, it's obvious there's something internally going on
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: with Cody Brown because who is this person? And Janelle
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: even says, I don't know who this person is. This
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: is not the same person that I was married to
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: for so many years. It's a different guy again. Let's
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: get him into doctor amen and get his brain image
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: and lobotomized something. Just shut him up, please shut him,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: like him going nonverbal bind and gag him, just ballfucking
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: gag him, man, keep him on the couch, just fucking
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: zip tied and a ballgag. Shut the fuck. I've had
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: enough of you and all of your bloviating, you piece
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: of shit.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: It's wild triggered.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Reality TV show. But I'm in a dumpster.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I'm just so fucking terrible. And this whole conversation with
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Mary was just to hurt her and punish her even more.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: And we don't get anywhere, No, we don't, we don't
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: get anywhere. With this show because again, they don't advance
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: the timeline which we scream about. But like, we're not
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: resolving anything. We're not like seeing Cody like on this
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: beautiful consciousness transit where he's becoming self aware. Oh my god,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I'm a piece of shit and I've alienated my entire family.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Let me go to therapy, Let me make amends, let
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: me do something like it's just year after year after
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: year of this absolute piece of shit, pile of shit
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: human being. Yeah, screaming on the Internet or screaming on
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: our television and contributing to the demons on this planet
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: for real, the powers and the Principality's honey, we're not
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: wrestling against flesh and blood. No, we're askling against the
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: demon that is Cody Brown.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I do not prefer him.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: I do not prefer him either. And the other thing
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: that was interesting out of this conversation was when he said,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Robin wants me to still come over and hang out
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: at their houses for holidays, and Mary's like, we're exes.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna ever hang out with you guys ever again,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: fuck you basically, and Cody's like, well, Robin really really
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: wants you to be there, and he's like, normally I
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: don't listen to Robin. And Mary's like, are you stupid?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Of course you do. And he's like, you really don't
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: know me at all if you don't think I'm a
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: man of my own mind. God, And like, first of all,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: you're talking about the woman who's known you the longest,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: right out of everybody. She's grown up with you, she's
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: been with you for thirty two years, in your life
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: unfortunately for thirty two years. And you're gonna say she
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: doesn't know you. She knows you the best, Yes, And
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: that's why you're pissed. That's why you're coming over here
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: to try and I don't know, absolve yourself of some
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: kind of responsibility because you don't want to be the
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: one to be blamed.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: And or to keep her on the hook, because why
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: in the world would you say that I was willing
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to work on things crazy? I mean, he's walking, he's
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: watching the money walk out of the door and walk
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: out of his experience, and Janelle's gone, Christine's gone, and
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: he knows once Mary's gone it is really just him
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: and his wife who does not work.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Yep, have fun, your greatest fear is poverty and you're
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: approaching it, yep.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: And what are you gonna do with these pieces of
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: property on Coyote Pass? And what are you going to
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: do with your mortgage? And what are you gonna do
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: with all these loans that you've taken out against your mcmanson.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And you don't have a job and you can't sell
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: guns anymore because you violated the law or something, and
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Robin doesn't know how to work, and she can't do
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: anything but breakdownce. So you're panicking. And so now you're
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: back at Mary's house, trying to make her feel guilty
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: and make her want to stay, and she's like, no, bitch,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to perilwan bye, I'm going to my haunted
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: B and B. I'm going to live my best life.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Disneyland. Bitch, I am not hanging out
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: with you ever again. Oh God, guest this is Bawn Voyange.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Then yeah, bye, I guess this is fuck you sit
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: and spin. Then I guess that's what this is.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: And an imbecile.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: At the end of it, he has the gall to say,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed that my other relationships and marriages have ended
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: in such contempt.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so this is kind of giving validity. I
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: think he thinks to the fact that he's there, Like
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want it to end on a bad note,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: even though he came in crazy, but like he really
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: wants to preserve stuff with Mary, like maybe in the
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: future she can like call him up, let him know
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: something's going on in her life and they can stay
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: in touch, unlike the other two relationships, which have turned
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: into contemptuous relationships.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think he actually wants that me neither. I mean,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: last episode he's talking about how boring and fucking dull
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Mary is. So he's like, oh, yeah, I hope she
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: can call me when she has something fun to say.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not even curious about her, She's not fun.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Like you literally don't care if she's dead or alive.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Though, no at all, you have it for the last decades,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: doesn't he like say something like that last year, like
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I don't care if she lives or does I don't
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: know what. That's how terrible and dastardly he is.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: And then we end the episode with Christine going on a.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Date okay with David. So he comes to the door
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: and she opens up that door and her leather skirt
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: looking like a dying piece, looking like a snap, looking
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: like a Mormon snack, am me. And he's like so excited.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: They go to their date and we can see the connection.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I can feel the chemistry. Can't you sure there's some
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: love in the air tonight?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because Christine's like forcing it down our throat's like.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Well, we do learn how aggressive she is in terms
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: of dating, Like, he didn't kiss her until the third date. Wow.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: She had to ask him like, are you even attracted
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: to me? Again? That is a question born of her trauma.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm very attracted to you. And so
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: then she immediately started making out with him.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's just like damn. He's like, okay, you're aggressive. Well,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: and he even says on camera like you were really
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: desperate for affection. She's well, yeah, from you. I mean
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: that's sad.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: No, it is totally sad. It totally is. And I
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: mean I'm sure he was saying that in jest because
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: he knows that she's been touched, starved for a long time. Like,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: I totally get it. It's sad for Christine. I'm glad
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: she found her man. Yeah, I just really can't take
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: the lip biting. Dude, I can't take the lip biting
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: anymore If I have to see that one more time, it's.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: The eyebrow quirk for me. And like the way she
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: holds her head down and looks up at him with
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: her sexy eyes. I'm like, listen, she's a fifty year
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: old woman's who is experiencing sexual liberation. I hope, And
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: that's totally I'm just I'm gonna be so supportive. I'm
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: supportive of Christine. And you're a monster, Beatrice for judging
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: her in any way.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Look, I can't be the only one that feels this way.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: It's so cringey to watch it. I'm sorry. It's just like, look,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: when my mom left my dad, she had her little
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: sexy mom face. Yeah it was totally fine, but she
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: was not biting her lip every five seconds. Yeah, she
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: was not doing this.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just saying, let Christine live. Look, oka, did
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: somebody say that last year when we were going crazy
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: during the wedding special? Oh my god, let Christine live? No,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: we will not. Nobody can live in this dumpster unless
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: we allow it. Oh go.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then they talk about their love story their
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: magical date when she like had her hand on his
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: chest and she felt his heart fluttering and then their
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: hearts and their souls syncd up.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Literally she told that story in front of her kids
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: at the top of the episode, and she started crying
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, stop, and then she does. Stop it
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: right now she tells the story and I don't care,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: and I want to fast forward through it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know, I like literally just zone out because I'm.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Like, well, and we actually heard this entire thing in
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: season eighteen. Yeah, so I don't feel like we need
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: to revisit the fact that you found your burrito, you
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: found your soulmate. And they used the same footage that
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: they used last year in which she's talking about Cody
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: and Robin being soulmates, and now she totally gets it
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: and how she wouldn't want to be away from her soulmate,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I don't care, and I'm.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Snoring, I know. And then we have the preview and
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: we're gonna watch them again biting their lips at the
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: fucking wedding venue, picking it out, and.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, they're literally only together like a month I know.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: And they're going to look at wedding venues. I guess
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: like they're envisioning it. They're putting it on their vision board. Honey,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: they're manifesting, they're visualizing it.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: I mean they get married that you're a thing. Yeah,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: so oh, they are moving very fast. And again, like
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: you had said, like when you're you know, a little
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: older and stuff, like you just know what you want.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Totally fair and valid. But it's a little it's a
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: little much.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they're hauling all the kids with them. I
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: check out these venues. They must think you're insane.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Well, and poor Isabelle and Truly both look away as
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Christine and David are making out at this altar that
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: they're gonna get married at, and they're both like so
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: fucking uncomfortable, and Christine doesn't give us shit, just making
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: out with her bald prince charming. Well if your best, li, Christine,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I guess, but don't make your kids uncomfortable, my god.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: And then Janelle and Robin talk about their weddings, because
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: you know, Christine's about to get married. Janelle's like, my
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: wedding wasn't even a big deal. I didn't you have
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: a dress. Robin says some bullshit, like my wedding wasn't
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: even about me.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Sure neither was your honeymoon for eleven days?
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Right, Like what are we fucking talking about? And then
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: we have Mary leaving flag Staff officially and that's it. Yep,
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: so I look forward to it, do you?
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Except for Christine.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of boring, like we could be
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: doing so much more, We could be so much more
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: advanced in the timeline. We should be having different types
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: of discussions, but we have the same thing every week.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: It's a lot.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: It is a lot.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: I really hope we start fast forwarding to the current
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: day or more current time, but we.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Probably hopefully we'll get there. Hopefully we will. Let us
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: know how you guys feel in the commons, and also,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: don't forget you can call us and let it pop off.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Let us know what you guys are thinking about this season.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Are you enjoying it? What do you think about out
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: the production? What do you think about Cody Brown? Do
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: we need to get him an Mriri? Do we need
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: to have a wellness check? Maybe out at the McMansion
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: after they had to take that home off the MLS
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: on is he Okay seeing the Grim Reaper? Oh probably,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I don't care, hate.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: To hear it.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, is there anything else that we need to say
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: to these beautiful raccoons before we get up on at
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: a here bhs?
• 51:25
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• 51:28
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• 51:30
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• 51:34
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• 51:36
  Speaker 1: We will be back later this week to conclude the
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, so we're going to be
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: covering two episodes. Make sure to come back for that.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: but love for you and peace. Oh night, bye guys,