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Suddenly Amish Season 1 Episode 3 | Forbidden Phones and the Lashes of Life
It’s Season 1, Episode 3 of Suddenly Amish, and the "English" outsiders are finding out that the Ordnung doesn't care about your aesthetic or your follower count. The snark squad is having a field day with the "Beauty is Fleeting" mandate, which forced a hysterical Esmeralda to strip off her lashes and nails while Judah—the self-proclaimed rapper—was practically mourning his career as his beard hit the barn floor. But the real tea involves the group leader, James, who spent the last episode acting like the ultimate moral authority only to get caught slipping Kendra a forbidden cell phone…
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