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Bear Bots! Ep 1

The conflict known as Vietnam II has left the United States on the brink of collapse.

Crime, lack of resources, uncut lawns, and less than impressive pornography plague the nation.

President Gweneth Paltrow has enlisted the help of Professor Ursa to create a new force to meet the needs of the country. Looking at what he had lying around the laboratory, he created…

The Bear Bots!

This team of cyborg bears is all that stands between renewal and ruin.

And it won't cost too much money.

Bear Bots!

Bear Bots is a hack of Honey Heist, the 2017 game by Grant Howitt

Bear Bots features the voices of…

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