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Lunch with the Clydesdale - Wild Wednesday with Cory · Clydesdale Media Podcast

• 0:03
  It's Wednesday.
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  You know what that means.
• 0:06
  Cowboys back in town.
• 0:19
  It's lunchtime!
• 0:21
  What's going on?
• 0:49
  Need to get an actual cowboy hat.
• 0:52
  You do need to get into full character,
• 0:56
  getting the full character next step on
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  that.
• 0:58
  No, no lasso.
• 1:00
  Oh yeah.
• 1:01
  I get, uh, Jameson's got a, uh,
• 1:06
  whatever you call it,
• 1:07
  the horse on a stick,
• 1:08
  like the horse head.
• 1:09
  Yeah.
• 1:09
  Just put that like right here somewhere,
• 1:12
  uh, melted up against the wall.
• 1:15
  Just call it the whole, the whole thing.
• 1:18
  Oh, Stan.
• 1:19
  i am so sorry man yeah buddy that's
• 1:23
  it's rough yeah when i lost my girl
• 1:27
  sally a couple years ago man it was
• 1:28
  a rough day and thank god you kind
• 1:31
  of outlast them yeah hurts it really does
• 1:39
  yeah they truly are a member of the
• 1:40
  family absolutely yeah he was a cute dog
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  too
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  um so yesterday i showed a clip of
• 1:55
  an old show i did where i did
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  the hot ones challenge and i felt jason
• 2:00
  hopper's pain yeah i didn't see the clip
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  until after you put that up of hopper
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  god bless gray sand no no no we're
• 2:14
  not good we're not good
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  She said,
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  he's going to be out of commission for
• 2:21
  the foreseeable future.
• 2:27
  Yeah.
• 2:29
  But Sprague's right.
• 2:30
  If you do it, it takes like,
• 2:32
  fifteen to twenty minutes and then it's
• 2:34
  totally gone like it never happened.
• 2:36
  Right.
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  It's crazy.
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  But what I've found is since I put
• 2:41
  that clip of me doing it yesterday,
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  I have people DMing me and messaging me
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  that I should do it again.
• 2:51
  Should you though?
• 2:56
  So I...
• 2:58
  I really had a good time with it.
• 3:00
  Right.
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  Because I need someone like you to be
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  on with me to like,
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  ask me questions while I'm going through
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  it.
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  That's what makes it good.
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  Right.
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  That you're trying to talk.
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  You're trying to get through it.
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  I don't think I'd ever do the ten
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  again, especially on air, because like,
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  that's just too much.
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  It takes up too much time.
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  Yeah.
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  And the build up is me.
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  I think I would I would do a
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  five.
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  Shanna says don't do it unless you both
• 3:35
  go together let me explain something I
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  used to if you come at me with
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  I can't handle spice no no it ain't
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  that well it's partly that I still like
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  spicy stuff I absolutely do it does not
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  like me anymore like I love when you
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  and I had this conversation I love hot
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  sauce like
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  Some of my, my, my favorite stuff.
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  I really do.
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  I really like high heat levels of stuff.
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  It doesn't like me anymore.
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  It'll like heartburn, you know,
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  it burns coming back out like the whole
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  nine yards and it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll,
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  it'll,
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  it'll wreck me for the rest of the.
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  Which did not used to happen.
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  Like once I hit,
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  I want to say probably about six years
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  ago, like, forty-two, forty-three,
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  somewhere up in that area.
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  Like it just went,
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  it went like jalapenos dude.
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  used to be like i put them on
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  everything can't do it anymore dirty rice
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  come on no that's denise moore that's one
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  of the women in the world yeah she
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  can't handle dirty rice denise dirty rice
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  isn't even spicy like it's really not
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  train olive give money to see that so
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  so here's where where i'm at right
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  I have all this stuff going on with
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  my voice box and my sinuses.
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  When I eat the hot stuff,
• 5:00
  like I get like, I get like,
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  I get like, I get like,
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  I get like, I get like,
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  I get like, I get like,
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  I get like, I get like,
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  I get like, I get like,
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  Yeah.
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  Cause everything opens up and you can
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  breathe.
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  Right.
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  Right.
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  Exactly.
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  But I do take a Prilosec every morning.
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  I would have to do something like that.
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  I would have to, I'd have to,
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  I'd have to like take a, you know,
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  some sort of antacid, anti whatever,
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  and be ready for it,
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  for me to be able to do anything
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  like that.
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  But I'll do, I love to go to,
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  uh,
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  The firehouse subs,
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  the couple of times I went and they
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  have like a selection of hot sauces up
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  on the thing and you can put on
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  your sandwich or whatever.
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  I'd be like,
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  it would take me longer to figure out
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  which one I wanted or which ones I
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  wanted to try.
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  Then it would definitely for me to get
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  my order and for them to make it.
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  My dad is from Covington, Louisiana.
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  He ate all the spicy food.
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  That is an hour and ten minutes from
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  me there, Denise.
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  So it's forty days till my next birthday.
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  Forty days today?
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  Ish.
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  Ish.
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  May forty... Forty-two days?
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  Forty... February first.
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  Is it really?
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  It's the day after my...
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  Day after my anniversary.
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  New Year's Day.
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  If I'm going to do it,
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  I'll do it as a birthday thing again.
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  I have... I actually... I used to... So,
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  for people that do hot ones,
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  it's called heatnest.
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  They have a subscriptions club that I was
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  a member of.
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  I have like five boxes of three bottles
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  of hot sauce each.
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  I could do just a random five because
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  it doesn't tell you the heat level on
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  any of them.
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  So we could do like Russian roulette,
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  five sauce.
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  It's a Thursday.
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  FYI, your birthday is on a Thursday.
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  Yeah,
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  but I have it off because it's New
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  Year's Day.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm just saying.
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  I'm looking at it on the calendar.
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  So maybe lunch with the Clydesdale New
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  Year's Day because Penn State ain't making
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  it to a bowl.
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  And if they do,
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  it's going to be like the hefty garbage
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  bag bowl on December sixteenth or
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  something.
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  I know the feeling.
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  So maybe lunch with the Clydesdale New
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  Year's Day.
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  We'll go Russian roulette hot sauces.
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  so we don't know the build we don't
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  know anything it's just going to be throw
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  it out there and see where we go
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  that is a that is a bold move
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  my brother i ain't mad at it i'm
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  here for it so all right so we'll
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  plan for it now mark it down mark
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  it down there it is i've committed
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  So here we go.
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  Only this time I'm going to do it
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  with like a chicken wing and not a
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  chicken nugget.
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  Yeah, that's probably a pretty good idea.
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  Yeah.
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  All right.
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  Now we got that out of the way.
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  Important business out there.
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  Let's move on to the news.
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  there's a lot of little stuff going on.
• 8:41
  I wanted to share this one thing because
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  last week when we talked,
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  we talked about the WFP being the
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  cheesecake factory of fitness.
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  And I saw this thing on,
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  on Instagram over the weekend and it was
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  really crazy how much it,
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  it paralleled kind of what WFP is going
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  through.
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  And I wanted to share this and it
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  has another little side piece to my, um,
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  my enjoyment.
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  Everybody knows I like to do Legos, right?
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  This popped up on my Instagram and it's,
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  it's a story about Lego.
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  Wow.
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  And I'm going to go through it in
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  the nineteen nineties.
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  Lego was untouchable.
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  Everyone loved the bricks.
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  Kids were obsessed,
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  but winning made them cocky.
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  They tried everything.
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  Clothes, watches, theme parks, TV shows,
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  more ideas, more distractions.
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  The toy stopped selling,
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  the magic was fading,
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  and behind the scenes,
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  Lego was quietly falling apart.
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  By two thousand three,
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  Lego was drowning eight hundred million in
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  debt, losing a million dollars a day.
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  The brand was weeks away from collapse.
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  A new CEO stepped in,
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  Jorgen Vig Nudestorp.
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  No toy industry background.
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  His brutal question is,
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  what if the problem is Lego itself?
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  Substitute some words in here,
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  like WFP for Lego.
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  First move, cut the noise.
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  Thirty percent product lines gone.
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  Thousand jobs cut.
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  Focus over frenzy.
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  He dug deeper,
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  seven thousand plus unique parts.
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  Production was slow, costly, messy.
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  He simplified fewer parts,
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  sets people actually wanted.
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  Then came the fans.
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  Adults were still building,
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  so Lego started co-creating, listening,
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  designing with their community.
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  The Game Changer Partnerships.
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  Star Wars, Harry Potter,
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  suddenly Lego sets had stories and sales
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  exploded.
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  By twenty fifteen,
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  Lego passed Mattel as the biggest toy
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  company in the world.
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  Not from doing more,
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  but from doing less better.
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  It's what we said about WFP last week.
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  It's a fascinating concept, isn't it?
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  Isn't it?
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  Have you heard the story of Five Guys,
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  the burger place?
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  Androsnik is like a family member.
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  Same concept.
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  The dude opened,
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  him and his brothers opened this
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  restaurant.
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  They sold burgers and fries.
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  They did zero advertising.
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  None.
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  They got ready.
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  They got ready.
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  They got ready.
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  Finally ready to open the place.
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  They opened it up.
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  Nobody came for the first forty five
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  minutes an hour.
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  Not a single soul stepped in the door.
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  Right.
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  Hold no one for a beat of breath.
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  I just heard this the other day.
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  I don't remember where it was at.
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  And then the first guy came in.
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  Order got his food, sat down,
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  ate whatever.
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  Within an hour and a half,
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  the place was slammed full of people.
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  This repeated, it kept going,
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  it kept going.
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  People would call up, hey,
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  can you deliver?
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  Nope, we don't deliver.
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  Hey, can you?
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  Nope, we don't do that.
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  We don't do that.
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  Didn't sell for anything less.
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  They focused on doing one thing and doing
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  it extraordinarily well.
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  They turned down people.
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  The Pentagon called.
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  Hey,
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  we want to put five guys in the
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  Pentagon.
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  Once they finally started branching out
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  and putting up,
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  we want you to deliver to the Pentagon.
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  No, we're not doing that.
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  Sorry.
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  If you want our food,
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  come down and get it.
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  It's here at the restaurant.
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  Whichever restaurant that was at the time.
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  And now they're everywhere, right?
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  I mean,
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  there's one just open not far from my
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  house.
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  Same concept.
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  Do one thing.
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  Do it extraordinarily well.
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  And just focus on that.
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  That's really all you have to do.
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  It's a simple plan.
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  understand echoes that the the key slide
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  for me is where he asks the question
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  what if the problem is us what if
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  it's us what if it's us it takes
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  a lot of self-reflection dude that takes a
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  lot of being able to say well what
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  what am i doing what am i doing
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  right what am i doing wrong what am
• 13:29
  i looking at that can apply for everybody
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  in this fitness space crossfit hq wfp
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  What are we doing wrong?
• 13:38
  What do we have to correct?
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  What can we do better?
• 13:44
  My daughter just started playing softball.
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  After every game,
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  she's right home with me.
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  The first question that we ask, okay,
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  what went well?
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  What can we get better?
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  Every day.
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  And it's simple stuff.
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  I didn't hit the ball well.
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  I didn't see the ball well.
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  Okay, well, we can work on that.
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  What went well?
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  Well, I caught the ball.
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  I caught every ball that came to me.
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  I mean, she's seven.
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  She's fixing to be eight.
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  But small steps, right?
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  Small steps.
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  Virtuosity.
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  We heard that somewhere before.
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  Being incredibly good at the incredibly
• 14:22
  small details.
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  And then you can – that will just
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  build on itself over time until,
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  holy shit, look at this juggernaut.
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  They went from eight hundred million
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  dollars,
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  almost a billion dollars in debt to two
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  to two bigger than Mattel.
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  That's insane.
• 14:39
  That's insane.
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  As lavish gifts for the athletes doesn't
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  equate to better.
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  It's it's where they're focusing their
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  attention.
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  Right.
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  Right.
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  It's what can we do to put on
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  the best event possible?
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  If we do that, if we do that,
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  maybe we will attract people.
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  It's not like throwing money at people.
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  That's not what brings people to the
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  table, right?
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  Lego found out that like, Hey,
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  we can have a theme park.
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  Well, that wasn't bringing,
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  that wasn't making people buy Legos,
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  right?
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  Making a better Lego kit made people buy
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  Legos.
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  Yes.
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  Working with the community to find out
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  what they wanted made people buy Legos.
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  And that's what WFP is.
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  They're not reaching out to find out what
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  can we do to be a better event
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  for the community to come support.
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  No.
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  No.
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  They have their own ideas and that's what
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  they're doing.
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  They're not self-examining and they're not
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  letting the community be a part of it.
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  Because everything's behind a closed door.
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  There is no transparency.
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  Only after like a year and a half
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  has there been a touch of transparency.
• 16:03
  Jenny says embrace the cult.
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  Best cult I've ever been in.
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  I think that's what CrossFit was great at
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  initially.
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  This is what we do.
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  You guys,
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  and we let you go take what we
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  have put together and make it yours.
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  That's not our business.
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  That's up to you.
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  And what Zia said on that podcast,
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  make the name strong.
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  Make CrossFit the name mean something.
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  And that's what they did.
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  Education.
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  There was a sport where you could test
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  and the methodology.
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  But all of that was to build the
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  name of CrossFit.
• 16:58
  Yeah.
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  Get into people's heads.
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  Hey, what are we?
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  If you can't tell somebody what you are
• 17:04
  in the simplest terms available, well,
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  what is CrossFit?
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  It's the cure for the world's most vexing
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  problem.
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  What's that?
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  And then you can elaborate from there.
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  If you can't tell me what it is
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  from the start, oh, well, it's this.
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  Is it?
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  Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  Well, it's also this.
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  Oh, I wasn't aware of that.
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  Well,
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  that's because I just made it up two
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  seconds ago whenever you asked me about
• 17:32
  it.
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  Let me ask you this.
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  Who from inside the building has said it's
• 17:37
  the cure for the world's most vexing
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  problem?
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  in the last five years nobody it's all
• 17:45
  the people outside the building that keep
• 17:47
  preaching that all the people outside the
• 17:49
  building who remember what it was and it's
• 17:52
  guys like you it's still if i go
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  to crossfit polaris or i go to crossfit
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  diablo it's still the cure for the world's
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  most vexing problem no i see what you're
• 18:04
  saying one hundred percent it's not coming
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  from the place it should be coming from
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  it's coming from us instead
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  It's not, it's not HQ saying, Hey,
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  we have the cure.
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  We are it right now.
• 18:17
  It's not that sign that was outside of
• 18:19
  that.
• 18:19
  Uh, I forget which affiliate it was at.
• 18:22
  Let's say we cure type two diabetes.
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  That should have been on.
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  That should be on product CrossFit's
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  fricking motto.
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  Hey,
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  we cure type two diabetes because we do.
• 18:37
  Spot on the OGs remember,
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  but clearly not HQ.
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  Yeah.
• 18:43
  The OGs that are still affiliated with
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  you, Chase remembers.
• 18:48
  Chase knows.
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  I don't know how many of them...
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  You never hear him say it on anything
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  from inside the building.
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  Correct.
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  Correct.
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  And they should be.
• 19:02
  We're getting there.
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  We're getting with F the Quick Fix,
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  We're the Cure.
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  We're getting closer.
• 19:10
  I think they are...
• 19:13
  I think they're trying to get there in
• 19:16
  a different way,
• 19:17
  like saying the same things,
• 19:18
  but saying them at the fuck the quick
• 19:20
  fix, whatever the latest one is.
• 19:23
  Did you see that one that Pedro put
• 19:24
  out this morning?
• 19:26
  I did.
• 19:27
  It starts with Hiller?
• 19:30
  Yeah.
• 19:31
  Yeah.
• 19:32
  That one's pretty darn good too.
• 19:34
  And it's all saying the same thing without
• 19:36
  saying the same thing, right?
• 19:38
  So they're trying to find –
• 19:39
  And that's what I mean.
• 19:41
  That's what I feel like they're trying to
• 19:42
  do.
• 19:42
  They're trying to put out the same
• 19:43
  message,
• 19:44
  but package it in a different way.
• 19:46
  Just say it.
• 19:48
  Be bold.
• 19:49
  Say it.
• 19:51
  We have the cure.
• 19:52
  Freda says more focus on human,
• 19:54
  less on affiliates,
• 19:55
  and the humans will help the affiliates
• 19:57
  get to getting the affiliates going.
• 19:59
  Absolutely.
• 20:00
  I think that the affiliates are a weapon
• 20:02
  that you have and a tool that you
• 20:05
  can use.
• 20:06
  And I think they need to lean into
• 20:08
  that more.
• 20:11
  When you say world's most vexing problem,
• 20:14
  you need to follow that up with
• 20:15
  specifically that problem is type two
• 20:19
  diabetes.
• 20:19
  I don't disagree, Ken,
• 20:20
  but if I tell somebody randomly what that
• 20:22
  is, nine times out of ten,
• 20:25
  that's going to pique their curiosity for
• 20:26
  them to go, well, what is that?
• 20:29
  Or what do you think that is?
• 20:32
  I mean,
• 20:33
  the obesity rate in America alone is
• 20:37
  bananas crazy.
• 20:40
  It's insane.
• 20:46
  I'm sure it's just as bad other places,
• 20:48
  but I don't live other places.
• 20:49
  I live here.
• 20:52
  I see it every single day.
• 20:54
  On a side note,
• 20:55
  I got a new Lego kit.
• 20:57
  It is the RV Meth Lab from Breaking
• 21:01
  Bad.
• 21:02
  Get out.
• 21:04
  Is it really?
• 21:05
  It is.
• 21:05
  That's awesome.
• 21:11
  That is fantastic.
• 21:11
  I thought when you said RV,
• 21:12
  I thought you were going to say Christmas
• 21:15
  vacation.
• 21:16
  Well, no, actually,
• 21:18
  baseball was the first thing that came to
• 21:19
  mind.
• 21:19
  Because that's what they were flying
• 21:24
  around.
• 21:25
  Mike DeVito, obesity, chronic disease,
• 21:27
  loss of sex appeal.
• 21:31
  All that goes together.
• 21:33
  Ken, nice transition.
• 21:35
  We're known for our transitions, Ken.
• 21:36
  Yeah.
• 21:38
  We're known for going off the rails.
• 21:40
  That's what we're known for.
• 21:42
  We're known for pivoting as we do.
• 21:44
  I mean,
• 21:45
  I don't know if you know how big
• 21:45
  of a Breaking Bad fan I am,
• 21:47
  but my dog is named Walter White.
• 21:49
  Named Walter White.
• 21:50
  Yeah, I do that.
• 21:51
  Yeah.
• 21:53
  I watched every episode, dude.
• 21:55
  I haven't seen it in quite some time.
• 21:57
  The first time I tried to watch it,
• 22:00
  I made it through the first episode and
• 22:01
  I was like, what the hell is this?
• 22:03
  It made no sense to me whatsoever.
• 22:06
  And then it was probably about three
• 22:07
  months.
• 22:07
  And I was like, okay,
• 22:08
  I'm going to try it again.
• 22:10
  And I let it get going.
• 22:11
  And I was like, oh, my God,
• 22:13
  this is amazing.
• 22:14
  It's one of the best shows ever made.
• 22:16
  from where he begins as a high school
• 22:18
  science teacher yeah to where he ends up
• 22:23
  is like the how incrementally each episode
• 22:27
  they had to to twist him to get
• 22:30
  to that point and it all makes sense
• 22:33
  and be realistic is some of the best
• 22:36
  tv that's ever been on we're gonna start
• 22:39
  overnight and it wouldn't be
• 22:43
  The best part is,
• 22:44
  and it's been out for ten years,
• 22:46
  so this is not a spoiler alert.
• 22:47
  Spoiler alert.
• 22:49
  In the opening episode,
• 22:51
  when he's at his birthday party,
• 22:53
  and his brother-in-law,
• 22:54
  who's the DEA agent,
• 22:55
  is making fun of him,
• 22:58
  that sets up so much of what's to
• 23:00
  come.
• 23:01
  In hindsight, that scene where
• 23:05
  The DE agent is making fun of him
• 23:07
  and his place in life because he's a
• 23:09
  high school science teacher is so freaking
• 23:11
  good.
• 23:11
  A hundred percent.
• 23:12
  That was great.
• 23:19
  Uh,
• 23:19
  it's a better show than better call Saul,
• 23:21
  but better call Saul is a much more
• 23:22
  enjoyable experience.
• 23:27
  Never seen Better Call Saul.
• 23:28
  So I got into Breaking Bad a little
• 23:30
  late.
• 23:30
  And so I binged it.
• 23:32
  And then I binged the first couple seasons
• 23:35
  of Better Call Saul.
• 23:37
  So to me, it's one big.
• 23:39
  Yeah.
• 23:40
  It's one big.
• 23:46
  I enjoyed.
• 23:46
  I loved both.
• 23:47
  Oh, yeah.
• 23:50
  I mean,
• 23:52
  Bob Odenkirk is awesome in anything that
• 23:55
  he's in, period.
• 23:57
  I really did love both.
• 23:58
  It's just...
• 24:02
  You don't feel as dark or sad after
• 24:03
  Better Call Saul, mostly.
• 24:11
  It's just a different dark and sad.
• 24:15
  Like, Saul... Jimmy is just so self...
• 24:24
  does it all to himself it's yeah he
• 24:26
  just gets in his own way all the
• 24:28
  time and there is a frustration with that
• 24:33
  breaking bad is pure evil by the end
• 24:38
  and i'm not sure there's a redeeming
• 24:39
  character in the show by the end of
• 24:41
  the no no there's not yeah
• 24:48
  I'm going to go ahead and just tell
• 24:50
  you,
• 24:50
  there's nobody at the end of Breaking Bad
• 24:52
  you're like, oh yeah,
• 24:53
  I hope that guy makes it.
• 24:55
  No.
• 24:56
  Not one.
• 25:00
  My wife didn't watch it with me the
• 25:02
  first time and now she wants to go
• 25:04
  back and watch it and I'm excited to
• 25:06
  do that.
• 25:06
  I just don't know where we're going to
• 25:08
  fit it in.
• 25:09
  There is so much stuff that me and
• 25:12
  my wife,
• 25:12
  I would love for her to be able
• 25:13
  to sit down with me but we keep
• 25:16
  discussing.
• 25:16
  I have that seven-year-old at home and
• 25:19
  that's not a seven-year-old tv show no god
• 25:22
  no not even close she's fixing to be
• 25:26
  hb in two days as a matter of
• 25:28
  fact oh that's cool happy birthday oh yeah
• 25:32
  we're going to be uh wicked too wicked
• 25:39
  too yay
• 25:44
  If you've never,
• 25:45
  so we saw the play in New York
• 25:48
  when we was there for Brody,
• 25:49
  when Brody's band went and played at
• 25:54
  Carnegie Hall.
• 25:54
  One of the things we did like in
• 25:57
  the lead up to that was go see
• 25:58
  the play and the play was fantastic,
• 26:02
  absolutely insane.
• 26:04
  oh but jameson had to leave at half
• 26:06
  time intermission a sports brain right
• 26:09
  there she had to leave an intermission
• 26:10
  because she had uh her air infection and
• 26:13
  it was just getting worse and worse and
• 26:14
  worse and she was just miserable so
• 26:16
  jennifer brought her back so i saw the
• 26:17
  whole thing and it is it was fantastic
• 26:22
  they have managed to since the movie came
• 26:24
  out
• 26:26
  not figure out still what happened in the
• 26:29
  second half.
• 26:29
  Like Jennifer has purposely avoided
• 26:31
  reading anything about it or anything like
• 26:33
  that.
• 26:33
  And of course, James is seven.
• 26:34
  She has no idea.
• 26:35
  So we're going in and like, I knew,
• 26:39
  I know what's fixing to happen and I'm
• 26:41
  kind of excited about it.
• 26:42
  And they're watching for,
• 26:44
  in her second grade class.
• 26:46
  Um, I know most of it.
• 26:47
  Yeah.
• 26:49
  Um,
• 26:49
  Corey sings it to me before we come
• 26:51
  on the air.
• 26:51
  You would be surprised.
• 26:53
  Um,
• 26:54
  I also or I say I also her
• 26:57
  second grade class is reading the original
• 27:00
  Wizard of Oz this week and they're
• 27:02
  watching the movie on Friday in class.
• 27:06
  So like she is over the moon.
• 27:09
  It's awesome.
• 27:12
  Cross.
• 27:12
  I tried to get it.
• 27:13
  I tried getting my wife to rewatch the
• 27:15
  wire with me.
• 27:16
  The technology feels so dated.
• 27:18
  It was a hard watch.
• 27:19
  Shanna says you have to watch the wire
• 27:21
  like it's a period piece now because of
• 27:23
  that.
• 27:25
  Um, I've never seen the wire.
• 27:28
  I was gonna start it.
• 27:29
  And my nephew told me not to, he,
• 27:33
  he loved it.
• 27:34
  He said, it's just,
• 27:36
  he thought it was too dark for me,
• 27:42
  but I don't know.
• 27:43
  I mean, it's dark, dude.
• 27:44
  I don't think it's any,
• 27:45
  it's any worse than,
• 27:46
  than breaking bad to be quite honest with
• 27:48
  you.
• 27:48
  As far as that's concerned,
• 27:51
  the wire is the best you could show.
• 27:56
  Trent Olive, can't wait to see Wicked too.
• 27:57
  I just saw the first one this year.
• 28:03
  Absolutely.
• 28:03
  Sean in Oregon,
• 28:03
  casting my vote for The Wire is the
• 28:05
  greatest television show ever created
• 28:07
  after The Sopranos.
• 28:09
  You can't call it the greatest television
• 28:10
  show ever created and then say after The
• 28:12
  Sopranos.
• 28:14
  It's the best thing I've ever seen.
• 28:15
  That wasn't The Sopranos.
• 28:18
  The Sopranos used to be my favorite.
• 28:20
  Breaking Bad beat it.
• 28:22
  And here's why.
• 28:23
  Breaking Bad never stopped being great.
• 28:27
  Yeah.
• 28:28
  Sopranos season one may be the best season
• 28:31
  of TV ever,
• 28:32
  but then it just kind of fell off,
• 28:35
  in my opinion.
• 28:36
  It was still entertaining,
• 28:37
  but that last season was hard, man.
• 28:40
  Hard to watch.
• 28:40
  I'd agree to that.
• 28:43
  But yeah, if you can take Breaking Bad,
• 28:47
  you can watch a lot.
• 28:48
  That's a hundred percent.
• 28:54
  They land the plane at the end better
• 28:56
  than the Sopranos.
• 28:57
  It wouldn't take much to land the plane
• 28:59
  better than Sopranos did.
• 29:01
  That whole last season was really bad.
• 29:04
  I would put the Sopranos last season on
• 29:06
  par with the last two seasons of Game
• 29:12
  of Thrones.
• 29:14
  I never got into Game of Thrones.
• 29:16
  I'm just telling you, it was bad.
• 29:19
  It was bad.
• 29:22
  Breaking Bad, The Wire,
• 29:22
  Mad Men all owe a debt to The
• 29:24
  Sopranos.
• 29:25
  Sure, I get where you're coming from that.
• 29:28
  But Breaking Bad just stayed good.
• 29:33
  And its sequel, Better Call Saul,
• 29:35
  I thought kept the level even of Breaking
• 29:38
  Bad.
• 29:39
  It never fell down.
• 29:41
  Sopranos, after the mother died,
• 29:43
  it took a dip.
• 29:44
  And then it took another dip in the
• 29:46
  last season.
• 29:50
  laughing at winter i've never seen any of
• 29:52
  these shows because we're speaking greek
• 29:55
  to winter she's like i don't know what
• 29:57
  y'all i don't know what y'all talking
• 29:58
  about that's fantastic well just so we can
• 30:03
  still call ourselves a crossfit show the
• 30:07
  wfp put out uh their event too
• 30:11
  This is from the Spin Instagram account.
• 30:14
  Five rounds for time.
• 30:16
  Seven parallel handstand push-ups.
• 30:17
  Twenty-one toes to bar.
• 30:18
  Seven axle bar deadlifts.
• 30:20
  Time cap, eleven minutes.
• 30:23
  Deadlift weight,
• 30:24
  three forty-eight and two forty-nine.
• 30:28
  Everything in kilograms.
• 30:30
  And it's an odd number of kilograms.
• 30:32
  Yeah.
• 30:34
  What?
• 30:36
  What are they trying to do?
• 30:37
  I have absolutely no idea.
• 30:40
  Neither one is an even number.
• 30:43
  No.
• 30:45
  I get the seven and twenty-one because
• 30:47
  seven times three is twenty-one.
• 30:48
  Like, I understand that part of it,
• 30:49
  but why did we go back to seven?
• 30:51
  Why isn't it an eleven-minute cap if we're
• 30:56
  dealing with sevens?
• 30:58
  Why are we doing, what is it,
• 30:59
  a hundred and fifty-eight kilo,
• 31:01
  which is still an oddball number when you
• 31:04
  get two pounds?
• 31:06
  And a hundred and thirteen.
• 31:09
  And if the pounds,
• 31:11
  if it was three fifty and two fifty,
• 31:13
  then the kilograms rough, I'd get it.
• 31:15
  Or if the kilograms were one fifty and
• 31:18
  one fifteen, I'd get it.
• 31:20
  How the hell do you get both off?
• 31:25
  I cannot handle the weights on this.
• 31:26
  Say it again.
• 31:30
  My OCD cannot handle the weights.
• 31:31
  Oh, yeah.
• 31:33
  Not at all.
• 31:36
  Mine either.
• 31:36
  Mine either.
• 31:37
  I saw someone say Horvath is boned.
• 31:40
  Well,
• 31:40
  we don't know if they're strict and we
• 31:41
  don't know if they're deficit and if
• 31:43
  they're neither, she's not boned,
• 31:45
  but if you're on a parallette,
• 31:46
  I'm assuming that we're going to be
• 31:48
  deficit, right?
• 31:49
  Generally speaking.
• 31:54
  Um, wow.
• 31:57
  Hands burn.
• 32:00
  It's going to get grippy.
• 32:01
  Maybe he's, he's,
• 32:02
  it's wonder percent right about that.
• 32:03
  It's going to get grippy quick.
• 32:05
  Hold on to the parallettes.
• 32:07
  Hold on to those bar.
• 32:09
  Hold on to Della.
• 32:10
  So yeah, it's going to get grippy quick.
• 32:13
  The C five times.
• 32:15
  Twenty one is what?
• 32:17
  One hundred and five.
• 32:20
  So one hundred and five toes bar.
• 32:23
  Yeah.
• 32:26
  I wonder if the clips weigh one point
• 32:28
  five pounds each.
• 32:29
  I wonder if they're going to have the
• 32:30
  correct clips for the axle bar.
• 32:32
  How about that?
• 32:33
  Let's go with let's start with that and
• 32:34
  see if they actually have the correct
• 32:35
  clips for the axle bar.
• 32:39
  start there and then worry about the rest
• 32:41
  of it afterwards i don't like the rep
• 32:44
  scheme the workout itself wouldn't be
• 32:47
  terrible if we would my programming brain
• 32:51
  cannot look at that and go why are
• 32:53
  we doing seven twenty one and then back
• 32:54
  to seven i don't i don't get that
• 32:57
  and then the weights the weights are
• 32:58
  excuse me the weights are just wrong i
• 33:05
  don't know a better way to put it
• 33:08
  probably the axle bar it's throwing it off
• 33:11
  but i'd okay but you can still make
• 33:13
  it right like that's what they make change
• 33:16
  plates for that's what they make that's
• 33:18
  what what's coming all these different
• 33:19
  sizes that you can make it right and
• 33:23
  this is after the sprint twenty laps of
• 33:25
  the of the pool the two separate if
• 33:32
  you smash together pool workouts for some
• 33:34
  reason
• 33:35
  And then they're going to get on a
• 33:36
  bus and drive.
• 33:39
  Yes.
• 33:40
  Thank you, Tristan.
• 33:43
  Thank you.
• 33:43
  Thank you.
• 33:44
  Thank you.
• 33:46
  At least make the freaking kilograms
• 33:47
  around number for crying out loud.
• 33:48
  That's what we're saying.
• 33:50
  Why is that so hard?
• 33:53
  It's not.
• 33:55
  They don't come in odd numbers.
• 33:57
  FYI.
• 33:57
  I'm
• 34:04
  Yeah, it's dumb.
• 34:06
  It's just silly.
• 34:08
  It really, really is.
• 34:10
  I don't like it.
• 34:12
  Did you see where the daughters have come
• 34:14
  out with a new drink?
• 34:19
  Either they're going to sell it next to
• 34:20
  their next to their earbuds that they
• 34:23
  don't no longer sell.
• 34:25
  Like,
• 34:25
  is it going to be the same type
• 34:26
  there?
• 34:27
  I can't even find it on their stuff.
• 34:30
  I think it's it's it's to be
• 34:34
  Like it's coming.
• 34:36
  But yeah,
• 34:36
  I saw it spin had a thing about
• 34:38
  it yesterday.
• 34:38
  It's like something about Icelandic water
• 34:44
  and there's electrolytes in it.
• 34:47
  It's got electrolytes.
• 34:50
  And so does five hundred other items.
• 34:53
  Brando Brando has electrolytes.
• 34:58
  So the spin has it will pull up
• 35:00
  his thing here.
• 35:07
  There we go.
• 35:08
  The daughter drink.
• 35:09
  There it is.
• 35:15
  We got Mandarin orange,
• 35:16
  mixed berry and strawberry lemon.
• 35:22
  Oh, marine collagen.
• 35:23
  Icelandic marine collagen drink.
• 35:27
  There you go.
• 35:28
  In December.
• 35:30
  And marine collagen is different than cow
• 35:33
  collagen.
• 35:34
  Apparently.
• 35:35
  Did that say caffeine?
• 35:37
  Are they getting it from dolphins or
• 35:38
  sharks?
• 35:39
  I don't even know.
• 35:43
  How many seals had to die to get
• 35:46
  their collagen?
• 35:50
  Yeah.
• 35:55
  I don't know.
• 35:57
  WFP.
• 35:57
  I would love to know.
• 35:58
  I guess we could look it up.
• 35:59
  What is marine collagen?
• 36:01
  Made with great white shark collagen.
• 36:04
  Mmm.
• 36:05
  The whole shark, though.
• 36:06
  You can't use just the fin.
• 36:08
  They get really mad when you do that.
• 36:11
  It's got what plants crave.
• 36:13
  Rondo, baby.
• 36:15
  Rondo.
• 36:17
  Already so many drinks out there.
• 36:20
  Look, maybe it'll be fantastic.
• 36:22
  I have absolutely no idea.
• 36:24
  It will last as long as their YouTube
• 36:26
  show.
• 36:28
  Ouch.
• 36:30
  What was that drink that Annie was part
• 36:33
  investor on that lasted three years?
• 36:38
  And it was at every event.
• 36:43
  Gosh, I think it started with a Y.
• 36:46
  Oh, it started with a Y. Oh, man.
• 36:53
  Somebody will know.
• 36:54
  Somebody will know.
• 36:55
  Somebody in the chat will throw it out
• 36:57
  there.
• 37:00
  Is it Yerba?
• 37:01
  Yerba.
• 37:03
  That's it.
• 37:04
  That stuff was god awful.
• 37:07
  The yellow can?
• 37:08
  It depended on the flavor.
• 37:12
  Nasty stuff.
• 37:12
  Okay.
• 37:14
  It was god awful.
• 37:16
  If this is anything like that,
• 37:19
  it was gross.
• 37:20
  It was.
• 37:22
  It's got marine collagen.
• 37:23
  I know.
• 37:25
  Made from real seaweed or whatever.
• 37:29
  They've harvested great blue whales to get
• 37:35
  marine collagen.
• 37:36
  Marine collagen.
• 37:41
  It was not tea.
• 37:42
  It was like a sparkling water energy
• 37:45
  drink.
• 37:48
  It was not good.
• 37:49
  Hear me.
• 37:53
  Ken Walters.
• 37:54
  They had it at Granite Games.
• 37:55
  It was horrible.
• 37:56
  As you can see,
• 37:57
  the chat is pretty unanimous.
• 37:59
  The last stuff Fannie got involved in was
• 38:01
  not good.
• 38:04
  Collagen from dead beach whales.
• 38:09
  They hop on with the Merchant Marines and
• 38:11
  they travel the world harvesting dead
• 38:14
  beach whales.
• 38:15
  Only the best marine collagen.
• 38:19
  From the cheek of the dead whale.
• 38:22
  It's got to be from the cheek.
• 38:23
  The cheek is the most tender part.
• 38:26
  Yeah.
• 38:26
  Hold on for a second.
• 38:27
  I got the, I got the note.
• 38:30
  Marine.
• 38:31
  M-O-R-I-N.
• 38:34
  Collagen.
• 38:34
  Here we go.
• 38:37
  It's fish powder.
• 38:40
  It's fish powder?
• 38:42
  Marine collagen,
• 38:43
  bulk supplement cell zone.
• 38:45
  That is fish powder.
• 38:47
  Top five marine collagen.
• 38:49
  don't waste your money that's the first
• 38:51
  sponsored result from nutrition review oh
• 38:55
  please which works and which to avoid
• 39:01
  mostly probably shark iceland has have
• 39:03
  some dishes with shark yeah mike's got a
• 39:10
  point daughter water does i mean it rolls
• 39:13
  off the tongue it is but it can't
• 39:18
  taste like ass
• 39:22
  Good point, Wayne.
• 39:23
  Annie finally found some water.
• 39:28
  That's a home run right there, Wayne.
• 39:30
  That is a home run right there.
• 39:33
  Knocked it clean out of the park.
• 39:35
  She finally found some water.
• 39:36
  She had to make it herself.
• 39:37
  She passed twenty thousand water coolers
• 39:39
  to find marine collagen water.
• 39:43
  Strawberry lemon flavored.
• 39:44
  There it is.
• 39:46
  Strawberry lemon flavored.
• 39:47
  That is fantastic.
• 39:48
  And now she's all good.
• 39:50
  Good.
• 39:50
  Now she's going to sell it to everybody
• 39:51
  else.
• 39:53
  Next month.
• 39:54
  Be ready for it.
• 39:56
  There it is.
• 39:57
  Be ready for it.
• 39:58
  Let me tell you something I'm not going
• 40:00
  to buy.
• 40:02
  Daughter water made with fish scale.
• 40:08
  I don't have no idea.
• 40:10
  I have no idea.
• 40:10
  I'm trying to find out exactly what it
• 40:12
  is.
• 40:13
  I was like Googling it right quick.
• 40:14
  Like, and it just says fish powder.
• 40:18
  And I don't know about you.
• 40:21
  I'm from South Louisiana, brother.
• 40:22
  If you try to sell me fish powder,
• 40:24
  I know what that smells like.
• 40:25
  And I don't want any in my water.
• 40:27
  I really don't.
• 40:27
  I just don't.
• 40:28
  Well, to me,
• 40:29
  it's just ground up fish bits.
• 40:31
  Why can't I just eat the fish, Scott?
• 40:36
  Why can't I just eat the fish?
• 40:39
  So you remember back in the day,
• 40:41
  the video game Crazy Taxi?
• 40:43
  I do.
• 40:44
  And they came out with a variation that
• 40:46
  they use Simpsons characters and
• 40:47
  Springfield for it.
• 40:50
  And,
• 40:51
  and you would drive the car and there
• 40:52
  was, there was the chum bucket was,
• 40:57
  was you passed along the way.
• 40:59
  And every time you did Homer, we go.
• 41:02
  Yeah.
• 41:04
  And that's not all I can think about.
• 41:06
  That's in this water.
• 41:09
  So daughter water chum bucket flavor.
• 41:12
  Yeah.
• 41:12
  Hmm.
• 41:15
  showing collagen no i'm good i'm good i'm
• 41:21
  gonna go ahead and sit and run that
• 41:24
  is it kenneth it was one of the
• 41:26
  greatest games video games ever made
• 41:29
  anything associated with the simpsons i'm
• 41:30
  in i'm in i'm down sign me up
• 41:34
  whatever me and uh jacqueline send each
• 41:37
  other uh
• 41:39
  Simpsons means all day or say like,
• 41:42
  I'll go check my Instagram and she'll send
• 41:44
  me like five of them in a row.
• 41:45
  Like I am a huge, huge,
• 41:49
  I have a problem when it comes to
• 41:50
  the symptoms.
• 41:50
  Like it's, it's insane.
• 41:52
  I would put it in my top ten
• 41:54
  video games of all time.
• 41:55
  So I would just a Simpsons in general
• 41:58
  is probably my biggest pop culture
• 41:59
  influence of ever.
• 42:00
  So there's that.
• 42:01
  Oh, but anyway.
• 42:06
  We'll put this out there one more time.
• 42:08
  Get your daughter water made with chum.
• 42:11
  Get your flavored daughter water starting
• 42:13
  next month.
• 42:14
  So in like two weeks,
• 42:16
  get all of it that you need and
• 42:18
  then some.
• 42:20
  Wow.
• 42:22
  Crazy.
• 42:23
  Marine collagen.
• 42:24
  Who knows what that is?
• 42:25
  Like if you're going to put something on
• 42:27
  a label, right?
• 42:30
  So ghost energy, natural caffeine, right?
• 42:35
  Written right there on it.
• 42:36
  I know what caffeine is.
• 42:39
  Assuming natural caffeine comes from
• 42:40
  natural sources.
• 42:42
  Marine collagen, ground up fishes.
• 42:46
  I don't want ground up fish in my
• 42:48
  water.
• 42:49
  I just don't.
• 42:50
  I don't care what you tell me it's
• 42:52
  going to taste like.
• 42:52
  I just don't.
• 42:55
  Daughter water,
• 42:56
  the hot dog of energy drinks.
• 43:03
  It's got caffeine fish brains.
• 43:05
  Oh, shut up.
• 43:09
  Hey, you know what's in your hot dog?
• 43:11
  Because I sure as hell don't.
• 43:14
  No,
• 43:14
  I don't ask what's in a hot dog.
• 43:16
  That's why you don't ask what's in the
• 43:18
  marine collagen.
• 43:20
  Well, it's written on the can.
• 43:21
  Hot dogs have been around since Jesus was
• 43:23
  a baby.
• 43:23
  And you can get all beef hot dogs.
• 43:28
  Yeah,
• 43:28
  but we don't know what part of the
• 43:29
  beef.
• 43:30
  I didn't ask.
• 43:31
  I don't care.
• 43:34
  I'm really okay with that.
• 43:36
  I don't want ground-up fish in my water.
• 43:38
  If you've ever been fishing at all once,
• 43:43
  just take once,
• 43:44
  and you get a whiff of one that
• 43:47
  sat out for a little bit too long,
• 43:48
  didn't get in the live well,
• 43:49
  whatever the case may be,
• 43:51
  and I ask you, hey,
• 43:53
  do you want me to put that dead
• 43:55
  fish in your drinking water?
• 43:58
  You're going to say no.
• 44:00
  No, thank you.
• 44:01
  Let's be real.
• 44:02
  I've taken fish oil that tasted like
• 44:06
  three-day-old dried fish.
• 44:07
  Correct.
• 44:08
  And it ain't good.
• 44:09
  No.
• 44:10
  Have you ever taken fish oil and got
• 44:12
  the fish oil burps?
• 44:13
  Oh, that's the worst.
• 44:17
  Now let's add that to your strawberry
• 44:19
  lemon water.
• 44:22
  No, thank you.
• 44:23
  Beef brain is dangerous.
• 44:26
  That's mad cow, right?
• 44:31
  Shannon, we don't know what primes are.
• 44:33
  Yeah.
• 44:36
  Sometimes there's people in the chat that
• 44:37
  are just smarter than you.
• 44:39
  Oh, she's definitely on that list.
• 44:40
  I know that.
• 44:42
  And you just have to admit it and
• 44:43
  move on.
• 44:44
  Yeah.
• 44:44
  I mean, I believe you.
• 44:45
  I have no idea what that is,
• 44:48
  but I believe you.
• 44:51
  Ken Walters,
• 44:51
  once you've eaten a Rocky Mountain Oyster,
• 44:53
  you don't care what hot dog is made
• 44:54
  out of.
• 44:55
  That's why I'm not eating a Rocky Mountain
• 44:56
  Oyster.
• 45:01
  Yes, prions cause mad cow disease.
• 45:04
  Got it.
• 45:05
  I'm going to leave that to CJD alone
• 45:08
  because I have no idea what that means
• 45:09
  either.
• 45:10
  So moving right along.
• 45:19
  Yeah.
• 45:19
  No, I know what they are.
• 45:21
  I just not have one.
• 45:22
  Testes, yes.
• 45:24
  Arachimelanoids and testes.
• 45:26
  Oh, testes brings which one is worse?
• 45:30
  I'm going to go.
• 45:32
  I'm not eating either.
• 45:38
  If you've ever seen which Indiana Jones
• 45:44
  movie was it?
• 45:45
  Was that Temple of Doom?
• 45:47
  Temple of Doom.
• 45:49
  Yeah.
• 45:52
  That ruined me right there.
• 45:55
  You're good enough hot sauce.
• 46:02
  Thanks.
• 46:03
  It's it's with the test.
• 46:11
  I think I could do the test.
• 46:12
  He's over the brains.
• 46:14
  The test is a good hot sauce.
• 46:16
  I just slurp and swallow.
• 46:19
  Get it done.
• 46:22
  Get it over with.
• 46:22
  Yeah.
• 46:23
  Yeah.
• 46:24
  Not.
• 46:24
  Yeah.
• 46:25
  Ain't no hot sauce in the world.
• 46:26
  Get me through brains.
• 46:30
  I'm good.
• 46:30
  I'm good.
• 46:31
  No, thank you.
• 46:33
  So, turns out he is pregnant,
• 46:34
  just like everybody thought.
• 46:35
  I'm going to get us out of here.
• 46:39
  Away from the testes and the cow brains.
• 46:43
  Just moving on.
• 46:52
  Raw oysters.
• 46:54
  Yeah, I've done those.
• 46:54
  Raw oysters is a whole different animal.
• 46:59
  A little hot sauce.
• 47:02
  A little horse radish sometimes,
• 47:03
  depending on what you got handy.
• 47:04
  If they're fresh,
• 47:07
  and now it's time to get them.
• 47:08
  So any month that ends with R,
• 47:10
  that's when you want,
• 47:11
  that's when raw issues are the best.
• 47:12
  Sean,
• 47:15
  this is actually the birds and the bees.
• 47:17
  You go from testing pregnancy.
• 47:19
  It's a natural slide right to Tia being
• 47:23
  pregnant.
• 47:25
  What's your reaction to that, mister?
• 47:28
  Unsurprised.
• 47:32
  Unsurprised.
• 47:34
  Doesn't shock me at all.
• 47:35
  Good for her.
• 47:37
  Good for her.
• 47:38
  I hope she has six more.
• 47:42
  You think she comes back?
• 47:43
  Yep.
• 47:44
  You think she comes back in twenty six
• 47:46
  or twenty seven?
• 47:48
  Once we figure out how far along she
• 47:50
  is,
• 47:51
  we'll be able to make that make make
• 47:53
  this prediction.
• 47:56
  Did you watch that?
• 47:59
  what is it?
• 47:59
  The WOD prep podcast with Claire and CJ
• 48:04
  and John trying to determine when she got
• 48:07
  pregnant, when she got pregnant.
• 48:08
  Yeah.
• 48:09
  Yeah.
• 48:09
  That was about,
• 48:12
  that would be like me trying to play
• 48:15
  the role of Shanna.
• 48:15
  Correct.
• 48:19
  I don't have the brain capacity to,
• 48:24
  and they were trying to.
• 48:25
  Yeah.
• 48:26
  So John just had a baby, right?
• 48:29
  so out of the three he's he's the
• 48:31
  one with the newest experience as far as
• 48:33
  that's concerned cj has kids but it's been
• 48:38
  forever and he's not a that kind of
• 48:40
  doctor whatsoever right claire's never
• 48:43
  been pregnant and claire's never been
• 48:45
  pregnant so to hear the three of them
• 48:50
  going well okay so
• 48:53
  wasn't really performing up to snuff here
• 48:55
  and then you know they were rumors about
• 48:58
  your t-shirt came out in july and yeah
• 49:00
  yeah no stop uh she's having in a
• 49:05
  couple months maybe able to come back look
• 49:09
  here's four months or so at socal so
• 49:14
  she's gonna have to do the open right
• 49:17
  she's gonna have to have the ability to
• 49:18
  do the open
• 49:21
  Open starts at the end of February.
• 49:22
  That is not very far from here.
• 49:27
  Yeah.
• 49:27
  I love the speculation that they were
• 49:29
  given too.
• 49:29
  They were like,
• 49:30
  she did that when she came out to
• 49:32
  announce whatever she did about the games
• 49:34
  or whatever when it was three o'clock in
• 49:35
  the morning.
• 49:36
  She only videoed herself from the waist
• 49:38
  down.
• 49:38
  Well, yeah,
• 49:39
  it was three o'clock in the morning, dude.
• 49:41
  I also only videoed myself from here up
• 49:44
  because that's where my laptop camera is.
• 49:57
  Oh, not Tabasco, Kit Walters.
• 49:59
  Not Tabasco.
• 50:00
  Tabasco tastes like hot dinner.
• 50:02
  You don't want Tabasco.
• 50:03
  Sorry.
• 50:05
  This comes from somebody who lives in
• 50:06
  South Louisiana.
• 50:07
  Tabasco is not a great hot sauce.
• 50:11
  I think she knew before the games.
• 50:13
  I think she knew before the games, too.
• 50:15
  But how far before the games,
• 50:17
  I have no idea.
• 50:18
  Right.
• 50:20
  It might have been the week before,
• 50:21
  but I guarantee you she knew before she
• 50:23
  went.
• 50:24
  to New York at Shrewsbury.
• 50:26
  I say guarantee.
• 50:27
  I'd bet on it if I was a
• 50:30
  betting man.
• 50:31
  Now,
• 50:32
  I was staying in the same hotel as
• 50:33
  them,
• 50:34
  and they were partying on Sunday night.
• 50:35
  I should have looked out the window to
• 50:37
  see if she was drinking.
• 50:39
  I wasn't thinking pregnancy at that point.
• 50:42
  I could have been a better investigative
• 50:44
  reporter.
• 50:47
  No, Mark.
• 50:48
  If you can get it,
• 50:49
  if you can find Crystal Hot Sauce...
• 50:52
  It's a Louisiana brand.
• 50:53
  It's that's the one thing.
• 50:54
  Yeah.
• 50:56
  If you can find it, I'm not saying,
• 51:00
  and not to get to those good stuff,
• 51:02
  but it's more,
• 51:03
  it's got the Mexican flavors in it.
• 51:05
  Um, or Spanish flavors,
• 51:06
  whatever you want to call it.
• 51:07
  Frank's Frank red hots as close to crystal
• 51:10
  as you're going to get.
• 51:11
  Okay.
• 51:11
  There you go.
• 51:12
  Crystal is, I mean,
• 51:15
  I will video myself from the waist down.
• 51:22
  Uh,
• 51:23
  That's what he was trying to figure out,
• 51:24
  Tegan.
• 51:25
  He should have went and looked and see
• 51:27
  if she was drinking out of a shoe.
• 51:28
  I mean,
• 51:28
  they were partying hard in the courtyard
• 51:34
  of the hotel.
• 51:37
  Right.
• 51:37
  A whole proven crew was there.
• 51:40
  I just didn't think that that was a
• 51:42
  possibility,
• 51:42
  so I didn't look out to see how
• 51:44
  much they were drinking.
• 51:45
  He didn't go.
• 51:47
  I was just trying to get some sleep.
• 51:48
  Yeah, I understand.
• 51:50
  Yeah.
• 51:51
  Oh, you know what else?
• 51:53
  While I'm thinking about it,
• 51:55
  what I forgot to say is that if
• 51:57
  you're going to get some raw oysters,
• 52:01
  you should probably just go ahead and
• 52:03
  get... Chinese ketchup.
• 52:05
  Your Chinese ketchup to put on it,
• 52:07
  because this is also good on raw oysters
• 52:09
  as well.
• 52:12
  This is not a surprise pregnancy,
• 52:13
  knowing them they had it planned to a
• 52:15
  T.
• 52:17
  That actually did cross my mind as well,
• 52:19
  right?
• 52:20
  Try to plan it out to where you
• 52:23
  have enough time or, you know,
• 52:25
  provide everything goes correctly as it
• 52:27
  should.
• 52:27
  Right.
• 52:27
  You know, uh, to where boom, boom, boom,
• 52:31
  boom.
• 52:32
  We have this baby,
• 52:33
  we have enough time to recover for her
• 52:35
  to do the opening because she'll be able
• 52:37
  to finish high enough to do quarterfinals.
• 52:40
  After you open, it doesn't matter.
• 52:42
  She could do them nine months pregnant and
• 52:43
  finish where she needs to be for the,
• 52:45
  for the quarterfinals.
• 52:47
  Finish quarterfinals, go on to semis,
• 52:50
  be back in time for the games.
• 52:51
  That doesn't.
• 52:53
  Crystal on a Lay's potato chip is yummy.
• 52:59
  Crystal on pretty much anything is pretty
• 53:03
  darn good.
• 53:05
  I could drink it out of the bottle.
• 53:07
  Yeah.
• 53:08
  I mean, it's made here, obviously,
• 53:11
  in the state, but stuff is fantastic.
• 53:19
  Jay Birch says cocktail and horseradish is
• 53:21
  all you need with a little lemon juice.
• 53:24
  He's not wrong.
• 53:25
  If they're fresh enough,
• 53:26
  I don't need anything.
• 53:28
  Like if they, um,
• 53:30
  you should get that salty,
• 53:31
  that briny taste,
• 53:32
  like they come straight out of the Gulf
• 53:34
  or whatever.
• 53:36
  I'm perfectly fine with them just like
• 53:37
  that.
• 53:37
  All right.
• 53:40
  Well,
• 53:40
  I think we dove into about every subject.
• 53:43
  Including like, let me talk about it.
• 53:46
  Roll issues and Tia in the past five
• 53:48
  minutes at the same time,
• 53:50
  which is pregnancy and testes from testes
• 53:54
  to pregnancy.
• 53:55
  I mean,
• 53:57
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• 54:22
  I'm about to buy something.
• 54:23
  I'm waiting on that.
• 54:26
  But I'm going to try the salty caramel
• 54:29
  cold tonight.
• 54:31
  I did a hot, I liked it,
• 54:33
  but I'm not a hot,
• 54:34
  I'm not a hot drinker.
• 54:35
  And I just started drinking coffee like a
• 54:37
  couple of years ago.
• 54:39
  I like,
• 54:40
  I don't want my coffee super hot.
• 54:42
  I like it hot,
• 54:43
  but I don't want it.
• 54:44
  Like I want to be able to drink
• 54:45
  it.
• 54:46
  Yeah.
• 54:47
  Also don't drink my water cold.
• 54:48
  You know, you know what?
• 54:49
  It doesn't,
• 54:50
  it does not have Marine collagen.
• 54:52
  It has grass fed collagen,
• 54:55
  ten grams to help you recover after a
• 54:57
  tough workout.
• 54:58
  It doesn't have legit stuff.
• 55:02
  It doesn't have collagen that had been
• 55:07
  fish collagen.
• 55:08
  They haven't been eating grass.
• 55:10
  They've been eating probably other fish.
• 55:13
  This is good grass-fed beef collagen in
• 55:17
  the third Z to help you recover.
• 55:18
  From American cows.
• 55:22
  With that, guys,
• 55:23
  I hope you enjoy your hump day edition
• 55:27
  of the CrossFit Cowboy and the Clydesdale.
• 55:33
  With that, it's been a free class today.
• 55:37
  I cannot wait to do this again.
• 55:39
  We will see everybody next time on Lunch
• 55:42
  with the Clydesdale.
• 55:43
  Bye, guys.