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Ep. 134 Totally Unnecessary w/ Sylas Hoover (Privychat 31) · Privycast

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  >> Hunter Hoover: Hold it in there. I got this.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Until you get out, you ever have to, like, jump
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  out and then poop and then get back in?
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  Yeah, you have. Have m. You ever,
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  like, did you know that there's people that, like, they just poop in the
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  bottom of the shower and they just stomp it?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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  podcast about bathrooms
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  recorded from my home bathroom.
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  I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love
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  bathrooms. And if you can't tell by the
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  raspy, uh, one, it's allergy season.
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  And number two, I lost my voice
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  thoroughly this week, so I sounded like a pack a week
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  smoker all week. Uh, and.
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  But this is a special episode, um, because I
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  am joined in home bathroom, uh,
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  for a special. I'm going to call it a father's day
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  episode. It's coming out right around father's day. I'm joined
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  by my son, Silas. Silas, how are you, buddy?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Good.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Good. Um, what do you think about this?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I think it's gonna be fun.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. What do you think about the fact that I sit in a bathroom just
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  about every week and talk into a microphone like this?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I feel like it's stupid and not
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  necessary.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What do you mean, not necessary?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, you
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  should sit right here and not on the toilet.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, I gotta sit on the toilet. That's the whole point.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It doesn't make any sense. This is not even
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  necessary.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, it's necessary in the sense that I know that I'm doing
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  it, and that way I can tell people that I've
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  recorded podcasts from a bathroom.
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  This is like the 134th or 135th
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  episode or something. Can you believe I've been doing this that long?
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  No, I've been doing this for almost four years.
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  Yeah, I started it when
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  you were like a baby and didn't even know
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  what any of this was. And we
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  lived in our old house.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: When I started, I didn't even know what a bathroom
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  was.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you didn't know how to use the bathroom either.
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  We're gonna talk about that. So
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  they don't know any of your emotion unless you say it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um. So, buddy, I have some
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  questions that I ask everybody. I didn't run these questions
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  by your mom, so I might get in trouble for some of
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  them. Oh, well, um, it wouldn't be the first time.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, well, yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And at any point in this, if you're like, oh, that question makes me think
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  of this thing that happened, feel free to stop me,
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  and we can talk about the thing that
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  you have in your brain. So the first question that I
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  have for you is, and this is gonna be kind of fun,
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  um, do you know what type of toilet paper we use here at our
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  house? Don't look. No, you don't.
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  Do you realize that it's different than what you use at school?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. What makes you. What's.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: The toilet paper at school is more thin.
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  The toilet paper at a school is, like, more thin.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You ever put your finger through it on accident?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No. Okay. It's called hole
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  punching yourself, and it's gross.
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  Um, do you prefer the toilet paper to be
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  thicker or thinner?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Thinner.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Thinner. Really? Why?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Cause I like it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But why aren't you worried about it, like, uh,
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  getting soggy and, like, breaking down?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's the point.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, but, like, you don't want it breaking down mid
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  wipe.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, because you fold it. It's all reason why
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  you fold.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But you gotta fold it, like, a bajillion times.
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  Aren't you worried?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No. Did you
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  know that your grandma and grandpa bought the world's crappiest
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  toilet paper because you and your sister used so much toilet paper that
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  you kept clogging their toilet?
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  Did you know they did that?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Because they. They used to have the really nice stuff that I like.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I want it back.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: They still have it. Did you, um. Um. So if anybody ever
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  asked you, we use Kirkland signature. It's
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  Costco brand toilet paper. Kirkland. Yeah.
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  And then when you have it on the roll. So when you put the toilet paper
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  on the roll, buddy, do you like it to go over
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  or under the back?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Over.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why defend yourself?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Because it's easier.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What do you mean, it's easier?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's easier.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's easier to get more paper?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why is that? Has your
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  mom told you this?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's just how you like it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, talk up into the thing. You're leaning way back.
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  Okay. Well, I don't think it matters. Don't know if
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  you'd like. I'm not convinced it matters one way or
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  another. So, like.
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  Yeah. Do you think it matters?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You know, so if it was behind, would you care?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, so you're like me. You're just like. Yeah, it doesn't even
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  matter.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, perfect. That's kind of what I was, um.
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  Yeah. Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: In your. In your bath.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I prefer it to be, like,
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  over. Over. Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, one of my friends, he describes that as the toilet paper
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  having a beard because it comes down the front rather than
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  having a mullet when it comes down the back. How do you feel about that
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  explanation?
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  Do you like that better?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Necessary.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You can tell people that you like beard toilet paper.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Your, ah, beard, toilet paper.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: My beard toilet paper. That would be scratchy.
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  If you had toilet paper made out of my beard,
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  don't you think that'd be scratchy?
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  Do you use bar soap or liquid soap, buddy?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Liquid.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Liquid? Yeah. Have you ever used bar
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  soap? Take a shower?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Have you?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, but I've used it to wash my hands.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah? Which one do you like more?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, yes, I have used bar soap to wash myself. I
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  like hands more.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You like the bar soap for the hands? Which, which do
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  you like more for the bath?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Liquid.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Liquid. Why do you like the liquid more?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Um, it's just easier to rub.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, just easier to, like, mix it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Up and, like, you can't drop it. And if you had, like, dirt on
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  yourself, it'd get all over the dirt, like, yeah,
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  if, and it can't even fall on you, the
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  liquid.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, like, if you drop the, if you drop
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  the bar soap, it gets all gross in the bottom of the thing. Is
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  that what you're saying? Yeah, that's a good point. I didn't think
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  about that. Um, how do you feel about taking a bath?
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  Do you like baths?
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  You like them? Did you know that I hate
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  baths? I hate them. I think they're
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  bad.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Because I think, like, a bath is just you sitting in
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  your own, like, dirt
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  water, and it's
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  like silas soup every time you get a bath.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Are you saying I'm dirty?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you're a little boy. You're dirty, like, 95%
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  of time. You just got done jumping on the trampoline in the,
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  like, dirty water, wet
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  trampoline, muck. Tell me
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  that's not dirty.
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  I guess it is water. Um. Um, do you have anything in
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  the bathroom that bothers you, like stuff that people.
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  Do you share a bathroom with your sister?
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  Does your sister do anything in the bathroom that drives you nuts?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Really? Nothing?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No. Grabbing her toothbrush? Just
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  get on the counter and grab it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: She needs help.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, she can get on the counter, but she's like a wimp to get back
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  down.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, she did. She's afraid to jump back down. So then do you have
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  to help her?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, I just leave
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  her.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you, um, um, why does that, why does that peeve
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  you? Does it just, like, get it over
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  with?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, our bathroom is,
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  like, m not double the
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  times, but, like, minus one.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's only got one sink.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, right.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And my mom and dad's has, too.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And so because
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  she's on there, you can't get up there.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I can't. I can't wash my hands.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Right.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, I can't, like, spit out my thing. Cause she's. Her
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  foot's in the way.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You're learning good skills waiting for your
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  sister. It's good for
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  you. It teaches you. It teaches you patience.
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  Um, it's all part of our master plan as
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  mom and dad.
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  Um. Um, is there any sort of food, like, if you
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  eat it, it makes your tummy, like. Do you. Does it make you soup?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Applesauce.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Applesauce.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. One time I had this applesauce, and I just had, like, a
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  coral reef of just tiny little
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  squirt poops. They just
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  stacked. I was there for, like, a half hour.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Coral reef squirt poop.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What a description for a half hour.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, my gosh. Are you sure it was the applesauce?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: How do you know? Because that's all you ate.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's all I ate that morning. Was it like, it
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  was in first grade, day
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  23.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That is very. That's a very good memory.
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  Um, was it like the stuff in the
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  pouch?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, it was like, the vitamins.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: The vitamins?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. It was like. I don't know.
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  Coral reef.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Coral reef poops. All right.
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  Anything else that messes your tummy m up. No, really? Um,
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  uh, like, if you went out to a rat. We don't. I don't know if
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  you pay attention to this, but is there, like, a place where we go to eat
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  that messes your tummy up?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No. You're not old enough to have that experience
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  yet. Every adult has a place that's like,
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  if I go to that place, I'm gonna be on the toilet for the next 2
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  hours, and it's gonna be a disaster. It's gonna
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  smell like death. It's gonna be a train wreck,
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  and somebody's gonna need to clean up after me.
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  I might need someone to help me bite because I will not be able to bend
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  over.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Have you ever taken a shower in the dark?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No. Would you be interested in it?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Did you know that I shower in the dark? Like, every time?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You're weird. I'm weird?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why is that weird?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You don't know? Someone might come in to, like, go to
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  the bathroom.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, that's fine.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Maybe that do do do, and then you're just coming
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  out. Boom, boom, boom.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: In the nude.
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  In the deaf.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Have you ever eaten a snack in the
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  shower?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, but I've had a drink in the shower.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What'd you drink in the shower? What are we drinking?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Polar.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Polar seltzer.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, no, not polar seltzer.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, Arnold
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  Palmer. Yeah, it's good stuff.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. Oh, okay. Do you want to
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  tell one of your stories now? And then I got a couple more questions.
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  Yeah, so you have a story. Is this the one about
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  school?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, most of them are.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So tell me. Tell me the setup. Like, who's
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  involved with this?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So the people who are involved with
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  this are me.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh-huh.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Micah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Your friend Micah. Uh, okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And then this other kid.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Does Micah have a nickname? Do you have a nickname for Micah?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Michael?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Michael. Micah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, just Michael.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But Micah, Micah, me, and then
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  this other kid. So I was going to the bathroom, and then
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  this other.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Is this at your school?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. I was going to the bathroom
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  and this other kid was in one of the
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  stalls, and he's like, what's that smell? And I look in the
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  urinal. There's just this big green turd
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  sitting there. And I'm like,
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  okay. And then Micah comes in and
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  he's like, yeah, that was me. And I'm. Don't
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  poop in the urinal.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Careful with that. Wait, your buddy pooped in the
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  urinal?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why did you ask
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  him?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, I wasn't even there. I didn't even.
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  I wasn't even there.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But you should ask him why he did that.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I did.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Micah's mom and dad. If for some reason you're listening to
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  this episode, I don't think your son
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  did this to be bad, we're gonna say that. We're gonna
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  say that it was a goof. Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It definitely wasn't.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So you didn't ask him? You didn't go like, micah, why'd you poop in the
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  urinal?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Micah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Micah. That's why I said.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You said michael.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, but I can't talk, right? Because my voice is
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  going as. I sound like Shrek
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  screamed into the. For 2 hours.
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  I sound like I got fire diarrhea and was screaming all
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  night. So your buddy pooped into the
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  urinal?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It was green.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why was it green?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: There's so much wrong with your friend.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: He's like, green spots in it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Gross.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And then the rest of it was like, dark green with like, light
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  green spots.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: My dude needs to eat more.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Something he said he ate.
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  Broccoli.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Gross. Broccoli poops.
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  Urinal. Broccoli poops.
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  Did you guys tell a teacher?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I told a teacher.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What did they say, bruh?
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  No, they didn't.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: They went, are you kidding me? And then they
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  called, um, the janitor, and then he's like, boom,
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  boom. Puts on his glove, grabs it, throws it in
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  the.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Did you see him do that? Yeah, he just. He just
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  gloved it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, he gloved it and threw it in the trash can. And then I
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  went over to the trash.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You threw it in the trash can?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Did he take the trash out?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So it just had a rotor laying in the trash the rest of the
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  day.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So the bathroom continued to stink royally.
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  Why didn't he throw in the toilet and flush the toilet?
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  Come on. Uh, you know,
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  I love janitors. I think janitors are great people,
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  but sometimes they do stuff that I do not understand
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  like that. Like, get it in the. Get it in
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  the toilet, brother. Or is it a lady?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's a guy.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that checks out. You okay?
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  This is why I said, you're gonna want a water this much.
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  Talking's hard on your voice.
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  Um, that's funny.
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  Your friend's green log of destiny,
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  uh, kind of related to the having
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  us having a drink in the shower. Have you ever had like a toilet snack?
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  Snack?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, I had like, uh, an iPad on
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  the toilet.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, no, not an iPad. I'm, uh, not doing iPads.
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  Where are you doing iPads? Yes, where are you doing the
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  iPad? On the toilet. Okay, that has to
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  stop immediately. No more iPads on the toilet. That's
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  weird. Flipping iPads on the toilet.
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  You gotta stop that.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes, I have this, actually.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: This morning you had a snack on the
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  toilet.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It was popcorn.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You had popcorn on the toilet?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Like the little, like smart food popcorn in the
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  bag? Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why'd you eat that on the toilet?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Cause I had to go before we left to go to the lodge
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  sales.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So you're just like, give me that corn.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And then I went.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's awesome. Is that the first time you've ever
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  done that?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 15:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Is it weird pooping and uh, also eating at the same time?
• 15:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it made me poop for like a long time.
• 15:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's like it's. It's like it's working its way out as it's going
• 15:30
  in.
• 15:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's like you're there for like five years.
• 15:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: I had a guy tell me that he likes to eat ribs on the toilet.
• 15:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: Who is he?
• 15:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mister Luckman is he is who? He is.
• 15:44
  Emmett's dad. Emmett's dad said, yeah, I
• 15:47
  eat ribs on the toilet. He gets his
• 15:49
  fingers all barbecue sauce. And he's got a wipe his death
• 15:52
  with him. It's like the worst possible place
• 15:55
  you could eat ribs is the toilet.
• 16:00
  Pick up barbecue sauce. Babies
• 16:03
  don't slam the hand.
• 16:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's a good one.
• 16:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Isn't that ridiculous?
• 16:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, uh, it is.
• 16:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm gonna tell you about something.
• 16:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm.
• 16:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: If you. If you're in the shower and you have to go
• 16:21
  poop, what do you do?
• 16:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, hold it in there.
• 16:29
  I got this.
• 16:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Until you get out, you ever have to, like, jump
• 16:33
  out and then poop and then get back in?
• 16:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 16:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: You have. Have you ever, like, did you know
• 16:40
  that there's people that, like, they just poop in the bottom of the shower
• 16:43
  and they just stomp it?
• 16:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: What?
• 16:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 16:49
  Don't do that. Your mom will whoop your
• 16:51
  butt.
• 17:00
  You know what that's called?
• 17:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: What?
• 17:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's called waffle stomping.
• 17:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'll never waffle stomp.
• 17:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's a good call from m. What I can tell, you don't need to
• 17:12
  be waffles. You need to just slurp it like a regular drink. Quit trying
• 17:15
  to squeeze it. All I can say is there's at
• 17:17
  least one person in this house who has done a waffle stomp in
• 17:20
  the past.
• 17:23
  It was your mom,
• 17:26
  actually, no, it was me.
• 17:31
  Do you remember. Do you remember learning how to go to the
• 17:34
  bathroom? Like, on the toilet? Do you remember being potty trained, or do
• 17:37
  you just always remember going to the
• 17:39
  bathroom?
• 17:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: I remember being potty trained.
• 17:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: What do you remember from that?
• 17:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: I remember having a lion in crocodile
• 17:47
  stage sticker on, uh,
• 17:49
  grandma and grandma's little toilet.
• 17:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: A lion and crocodile sticker, like, for going.
• 17:55
  You got a sticker?
• 17:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: No. Yeah.
• 17:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, uh, I don't remember that.
• 18:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: They might have got rid of it.
• 18:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: But you don't remember wearing diapers.
• 18:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm mm, mm mm.
• 18:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's good. That's the way it's supposed to
• 18:09
  be. You're not supposed to remember that. Can you
• 18:12
  imagine that? There was a day where.
• 18:16
  I mean, even me, when I was a baby, the. The way we did it
• 18:18
  was just right where we
• 18:21
  stand.
• 18:25
  It's gross.
• 18:28
  Aren't you glad you're potty trained?
• 18:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 18:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you ever. Did you know that there was one time we put,
• 18:33
  like, a piece of cereal in the toilet to try to get you to pee and hit
• 18:36
  the cereal? Do you remember that?
• 18:39
  No. You m float a cheerio and
• 18:42
  just pee to try to.
• 18:48
  What do you think about that?
• 18:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: That is funny.
• 18:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: But you don't remember doing that, really?
• 18:56
  Um, so I
• 18:58
  have. I have a short, little, like,
• 19:01
  game show quiz that we can do, or you can tell your other story.
• 19:04
  Which do you want to do first?
• 19:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: My other story.
• 19:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Other story first?
• 19:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm.
• 19:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. So what's your other story? You had a second story?
• 19:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So this one was also at school.
• 19:18
  So this one was also at school.
• 19:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. And I was at this year again.
• 19:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it was, like, three days ago.
• 19:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
• 19:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Friday? Yeah, it was Friday.
• 19:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like two. Like yesterday.
• 19:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 19:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, this is breaking news, huh? Huh?
• 19:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 19:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, wow. It's like we're reporting in real, real time.
• 19:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. But, um,
• 19:38
  I was walking into the bathroom.
• 19:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh-huh.
• 19:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: And then all I hear is.
• 19:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: Somebody'S got wet, juicy parts.
• 19:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: And then this horrible.
• 19:53
  And then this horrible broccoli smell is coming from
• 19:55
  the toilet.
• 19:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: This cannot be Micah.
• 19:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: And then Micah comes out, and I'm like.
• 20:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: So.
• 20:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: And then I look in it, and.
• 20:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, is your buddy just always in the bathroom?
• 20:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
• 20:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: I feel like we're two stories in, and they're both about
• 20:14
  Micah taking a dump.
• 20:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: And then, once again, it's
• 20:19
  broccoli.
• 20:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Maybe he just eats lots of broccoli.
• 20:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: They sell it for lunch.
• 20:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: They give it for lunch?
• 20:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm.
• 20:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Does he get it every day? Yeah, he's
• 20:29
  gonna get broccoli farts middle of his
• 20:32
  classroom.
• 20:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, now time for the quiz.
• 20:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: You want to do the little quiz? Okay, so
• 20:44
  I'm gonna tell you a little bit about this quiz. So
• 20:47
  this quiz has. You are
• 20:50
  going to try to guess if the
• 20:52
  superhero or supervillain is real
• 20:55
  or fake, and all of these
• 20:58
  superheroes and supervillains are related to the
• 21:01
  bathroom. Okay? What?
• 21:04
  Before we do that, what is your favorite superhero?
• 21:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: Spider Man.
• 21:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Spider man. Is that because your homie likes Spider man?
• 21:13
  Yeah, it's okay if it is.
• 21:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, no, I just like Spider man.
• 21:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: You just like him? Um, why do you like Spider man?
• 21:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, I don't really watch it, but
• 21:23
  my answer, if I. If it would be my. My
• 21:26
  favorite marvel character would be spider.
• 21:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 21:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh uh. I think I
• 21:33
  like him. Is his story.
• 21:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: You like his story?
• 21:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Radioactive spider.
• 21:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's kind of cool.
• 21:42
  Do you ever see a spider and think, maybe I can be Spider
• 21:44
  man?
• 21:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 21:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you? Don't do that.
• 21:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: There was a black widow at our school, and I was like, well,
• 21:51
  I do think if it bit me, I'd be Spider man. But I
• 21:54
  know what happens when you get bit by a black widow.
• 21:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Here's the thing. If it bit you, you wouldn't be Spider man.
• 21:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: You would be in the hospital, maybe, but you would
• 22:02
  definitely be no, it stopped you from
• 22:05
  breathing, buddy.
• 22:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, well, buddy.
• 22:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, there's
• 22:11
  literally a video where Paxton isn't
• 22:14
  in it. Cause he was.
• 22:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: We're not talking about your ninja kids right
• 22:18
  now.
• 22:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 22:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: You think they've ever gone to do ninja and farted?
• 22:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: A lot of times, yeah. And then they just cut
• 22:29
  out the sound.
• 22:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Have you ever gone to do, like, have you ever been farted and
• 22:32
  tumbling?
• 22:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: One time I farted in a flip
• 22:39
  and it just went in the circle.
• 22:43
  And then there's this kid behind me, and then
• 22:45
  everyone in the rooms. Like,
• 22:49
  you weren't there? No, like, it just had a
• 22:52
  stripe of just.
• 22:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: All right, buds, who are you ready for real or fake bathroom
• 22:58
  superhero? Okay, so this first
• 23:01
  superhero, his name is
• 23:03
  the toilet groomer.
• 23:07
  His. I'm gonna tell you about it.
• 23:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Wait, so these could be, like, real?
• 23:11
  They're marvel characters.
• 23:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: They might not be Marvel, but they're either a real superhero
• 23:16
  or better, like.
• 23:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Could be in movies or.
• 23:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Or books or tv or whatever, or
• 23:22
  they're fake stuff that I made up.
• 23:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 23:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. So I'm gonna tell you about the toilet groomer.
• 23:27
  Okay. His catchphrase is, I
• 23:30
  better clean up my act. Um, the toilet
• 23:33
  groomer is the main bad guy
• 23:36
  in Bakuaje
• 23:38
  Boone burger. He's a toilet
• 23:41
  themed great space invasion
• 23:44
  running team hero. What do you
• 23:47
  think?
• 23:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: Fake.
• 23:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Fake. It's real.
• 23:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: What? It's actually.
• 23:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, the toilet groomer ought to see.
• 23:56
  Here, let me see if I can find a.
• 23:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: What?
• 23:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: Let me see if I can find a picture of him for you here.
• 24:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's real.
• 24:06
  I thought the toilet
• 24:09
  groomer. Dun dun,
• 24:12
  dun.
• 24:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: There he is. What do you think?
• 24:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Are, uh, you kidding me right now?
• 24:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: He almost looks like something that'd be in Power Rangers.
• 24:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it actually looks like a Power Rangers.
• 24:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think it's like a show, like Power Rangers that he comes from.
• 24:28
  What do you think about that one? You think he's super cool?
• 24:31
  Is he kind of lame? Yeah, kind of lame.
• 24:35
  What about that spiked plunger? You think that's cool?
• 24:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Throw it at someone's face, they just.
• 24:41
  I mean, it's gonna stick to their face, but there's no
• 24:44
  spikes on there.
• 24:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: All right, so the next one
• 24:51
  is. His name is the soapy surfer.
• 24:54
  This bathroom superhero cleans up crime as
• 24:57
  he soap surfs around the city of new
• 24:59
  angels. Soapy surfer has a soap
• 25:02
  bar, soap bar, surfboard, and can cause water
• 25:05
  to come out of his boots to keep the soap flowing.
• 25:08
  His nemesis is the dirt devil who leaves a trace of
• 25:10
  mud all over the city.
• 25:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Fake.
• 25:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why do you think he's fake?
• 25:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Cuz there's no way
• 25:18
  that's real.
• 25:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, yeah, he's fake.
• 25:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Let's go.
• 25:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: But he would be pretty cool.
• 25:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: What about the, um. Um.
• 25:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: What about the dirt devil?
• 25:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. He might.
• 25:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, he's fake.
• 25:28
  Okay, next one.
• 25:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: But. But would that be a cool superhero?
• 25:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 25:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: You don't have to say yes if you think it'll be stupid.
• 25:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do yes and
• 25:39
  stupid.
• 25:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, both. You think
• 25:43
  it'd be cool and it's stupid?
• 25:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 25:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Is it one of those things where it'd be cool because it's stupid?
• 25:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm.
• 25:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Got it. Um, okay, let's see
• 25:52
  the next one.
• 25:55
  His name is the diamond molar.
• 25:58
  He is the main hero, fighting
• 26:00
  against captain cavity. The diamond molar
• 26:03
  spreads awareness of brushing your teeth for two minutes.
• 26:06
  The diamond molar has unbreakable teeth,
• 26:09
  blinds people from the shining light of his bright
• 26:12
  smile. The diamond molar is a sentient
• 26:15
  jumbo tooth who in his teenage years, had
• 26:17
  braces.
• 26:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: Fake.
• 26:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why do you think he's fake?
• 26:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Cause there's no way that's
• 26:24
  actually real.
• 26:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's actually fake.
• 26:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: Let's go. Is it
• 26:31
  actually fake?
• 26:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's fake. All right, next one.
• 26:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 26:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Just be here for it. Ready?
• 26:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm.
• 26:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: The next one is the toilet
• 26:40
  nadir. The toilet Nadir's
• 26:43
  real name is Lou Pottingsworth.
• 26:46
  He's a weak, incompetent bad
• 26:48
  guy, um, who's disregarded as a
• 26:51
  threat and is not respected by villains.
• 26:54
  He possesses the power to control toilets, shoot
• 26:57
  toilet paper from his arms, and
• 26:59
  is often not very effective.
• 27:04
  Why do you think that's real?
• 27:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Cuz I've seen it in captain underpants.
• 27:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: He's not in captain.
• 27:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, fake m. Go with your gut.
• 27:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: What do you think?
• 27:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Fake.
• 27:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: He's. He's real.
• 27:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: What?
• 27:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: He's from kids next door, bud.
• 27:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's not a superhero.
• 27:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it is.
• 27:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Super villain.
• 27:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, he is.
• 27:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: I should have said yes.
• 27:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: You. You had it right. I kind of talked you out of it. Here, let me show you a picture of
• 27:27
  him. Pretty cool,
• 27:30
  right? What do you think
• 27:33
  about this guy?
• 27:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Am I gonna get that one? Cause he talked.
• 27:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I'll give that one to you.
• 27:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think it looks dumb.
• 27:40
  Um,
• 27:42
  honestly, it's a full grown man.
• 27:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Wearing a yellow jumpsuit and a weird toilet
• 27:47
  paper hat. I really want one of these toilet paper
• 27:50
  hats, so that thing be awesome.
• 27:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Be like I walk in in the store
• 27:54
  with the toilet.
• 27:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: If I could find one of these toilet paper hats, I could dress up as him for
• 27:59
  Halloween. How funny would that be? I just put
• 28:02
  a toilet toilet.
• 28:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: No one would know who you are.
• 28:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'd be the toilet. Nater.
• 28:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: When you said toilet nadir, I'm like, oh, no.
• 28:12
  Is he gonna be a giant turd that. Oh,
• 28:15
  all right.
• 28:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: The next one needs toilets is the turbo
• 28:19
  toilet 2000.
• 28:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, this is real.
• 28:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: What's it from?
• 28:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Captain Underpants? Yeah, this
• 28:26
  is.
• 28:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: I knew I wouldn't have to read that one, too.
• 28:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's. That's real.
• 28:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you like Captain Underpants?
• 28:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: You think I'm dumb?
• 28:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
• 28:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 28:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, okay. Why do you like captain underpants? Is it because of all
• 28:39
  the poop jokes?
• 28:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 28:44
  Can you tell me about the turbo toilet? I just want to
• 28:47
  hear about it.
• 28:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So, it says, this robot, this
• 28:51
  robotic toilet, seeks to take over the world and is often
• 28:54
  thwarted by a superhero principal wearing underpants.
• 28:57
  When the alien juice takes over, two elementary school
• 29:00
  boys have to help their teachers stop the toilet from
• 29:02
  destruction. Yeah. All right.
• 29:05
  Last one. Well, I have. I have two more.
• 29:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: If you ask this to Sarah, she'd be like, fake.
• 29:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, maybe we'll try this when she comes on the show.
• 29:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 29:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. The next one. Plunger Man.
• 29:17
  Plunger man is first seen entering the city
• 29:20
  art museum's ladies bathroom late at night and
• 29:23
  knocking out Venus and Milo with a stall door.
• 29:26
  He's called to the enemy awards to
• 29:29
  perform maintenance. Um, he helps
• 29:32
  defeat robots. Ends up simply scaring the
• 29:35
  other people into surrender just by his presence.
• 29:38
  Plunger man.
• 29:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Fake.
• 29:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: He's real.
• 29:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: What?
• 29:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Plunger man. Let's see. Let's get a picture of him. Let's get a picture of him for
• 29:45
  you. You know why I think that you think these
• 29:48
  people are fake?
• 29:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why?
• 29:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's Plunger man. He's literally a janitor with a
• 29:53
  plunger.
• 29:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Are you kidding me?
• 29:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: No. You want to know who else is Plunger
• 29:58
  man? You know what he's from?
• 30:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Scooby Doo.
• 30:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I was gonna ask you if you thought skibbity.
• 30:04
  I, uh, was gonna describe skibbidis toilet.
• 30:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, describe it. Describe it, describe it.
• 30:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: He's an ugly flippin face coming out of a toilet.
• 30:17
  Have you even. Have you actually even seen
• 30:20
  skippity toilet, or do you just know of it?
• 30:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: I just know of it.
• 30:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's good. It's kind of creepy.
• 30:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: I know. Gabriel watches it.
• 30:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, he doesn't.
• 30:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: He literally walking around.
• 30:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: No way. Did you do the same thing? You walk around, you're like skippity
• 30:35
  bop bop bop. Yep, yep, yep, yep, skippity,
• 30:37
  yep, skippity, yep. Skippity.
• 30:41
  You and your little friends skippity each
• 30:44
  other all day.
• 30:48
  Why do you guys like skippity toilet? Why? Uh,
• 30:51
  do kids like skivity toilet? Tell us.
• 30:54
  Tell the adults why. Kids.
• 30:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: A lot of kids like toilets.
• 30:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why? Why do kids like toilets and poop and farts and
• 31:01
  all that stuff?
• 31:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Because they think it's funny. Not girls, obviously. The
• 31:04
  girls don't think it's funny.
• 31:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: You don't think girls think it's funny?
• 31:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
• 31:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: Or they just.
• 31:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, they don't think it's funny.
• 31:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: So boys think farts and toilets and poop are all
• 31:14
  funny?
• 31:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mhm.
• 31:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why? I agree.
• 31:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: Boys are weird.
• 31:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's true. Yes. But
• 31:22
  it's kind of fun, though, right?
• 31:26
  Do you, um. Um.
• 31:28
  Yeah. Do you have any other stories to tell
• 31:31
  me?
• 31:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mmm. Yes, I do.
• 31:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, hit me with it. What do you got?
• 31:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Ooh. M this is actually a good one.
• 31:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, tell me.
• 31:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: Once again. This is absolutely.
• 31:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: This is Micah. I swan to John. I'm gonna call his mom and tell him to get him
• 31:48
  looked at. Is it Micah?
• 31:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: It might. Probably.
• 31:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 31:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: But. So I was. So, once again, this
• 31:57
  is at school. Um, I was in
• 31:59
  my classroom, and then I went to go to the bathroom,
• 32:03
  and then I'm walking into
• 32:06
  the bathroom, and then all I see is
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  Micah come in and boom, boom, boom,
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  boom.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Is he moving fast?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: He's just like, boom, boom, boom, boom.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Or is he goofing around?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, and then he went into the bathroom.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And then all I hear is.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, at least he pooped in the toilet and not the urinal this time. Good
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  lord.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It was green.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: How do you know?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Cause I looked.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Because I'm like, this is the
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  third time this year you've gone.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Wild. You know, this show
• 32:50
  might. This episode might have the most fart sounds of any
• 32:52
  episode I've ever done.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Wait, no, it wasn't my kid. It was another
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  kid. It was another kid that did that.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Little Tony. Little
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  dougie.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Stop. It was, um. Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's fine.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I can't remember.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's fine.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But it wasn't.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So. The kids at your school are regularly blowing that thing up,
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  though?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Sometimes? Most of the time, yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You ever do that?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Tell the truth, I do it about every day.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You poop at school?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Some people don't.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm there for, like, three minutes.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's all you need to be there for.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Do you have any. Do you have any bathroom
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  wisdom to leave people with?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Absolutely.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Any advice for going to the bathroom?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, absolutely.
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  Don't go in the
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  bathroom next time.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Where are you supposed to do it?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: When you get home? When
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  you get home.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So you're supposed to save all your big, juicy farts for your
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  house. Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's what I do.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, uh, well, I believe that you got some big,
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  gnarly ones. Any other. Any other
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  parting words of advice for the people?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Can we get back to the quizzes?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: The quiz is over. Oh, uh, it's a short
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  quiz.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You do stories now?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You want me to tell you a bathroom story? Okay, I'll tell you one
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  bathroom story before we go. Okay.
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  You want me to tell you one you've heard before?
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  I don't know if I have one that you haven't heard before
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  recently. I don't know.
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  Well, yesterday you'll think this is funny. It's not really a
• 34:46
  bathroom story, but it kind of is.
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  So yesterday at work, we were
• 34:52
  sitting in my classroom, and it was me
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  and Mister Wehrman and another lady and I,
• 34:58
  and we were all talking. We're just talking about the day.
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  And end of day, it was kind of quiet on a
• 35:04
  Friday. So we were just wrapping up our day,
• 35:07
  and then out of nowhere, Mister Wehrman
• 35:10
  goes, oh, gosh, 930. And he runs out of
• 35:12
  the room holding his butt, and we're like,
• 35:15
  okay, that was special. And then he
• 35:18
  gets to the bathroom and he texts me. I almost didn't make
• 35:21
  it. I almost pooped my pants.
• 35:25
  So Gabriel's dad almost chest himself right in the middle of the
• 35:28
  high school.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: 930? Yeah, cuz
• 35:31
  mister, we say 930 because.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Mister Wehrman says he always has to go to the bathroom at 930.
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  So even if it's like 1145, he'll say, oh, man, it must be
• 35:39
  930, and then he'll go the bathroom.
• 35:42
  It's like his code word for I have to go to the bathroom.
• 35:45
  Do you have a code word for going to the bathroom?
• 35:49
  Did you know you have to go to the bathroom every time you start eating dinner?
• 35:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: What? Not all the time.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Pretty much most of the time. You'll, like, take two
• 35:58
  bites. You might go to the bathroom
• 36:01
  down the hallway. Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, it's 930. Are you going?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's him.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Was it actually 930?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, it was like 02:00.
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  Uh, in the afternoon. Okay. Well,
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  buddy, thanks for being here. What'd you think about all this? Was
• 36:20
  it fun? It's kind of weird.
• 36:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes, but it was also not necessary.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Not necessary?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Where do you think we should have done it then?
• 36:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: On your bed.
• 36:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's weird. Podcasting from the bed is
• 36:32
  weirder. Than podcasting from the bathroom. Changed my
• 36:35
  mind. You can.
• 36:38
  Next time, I'll have to get a porta potty. And we'll do it in a porta
• 36:40
  potty.
• 36:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Bum bum bum bum.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Give it some time, though. Let you. Let you rack up some new
• 36:47
  stories. Little kid stories, huh? Huh?
• 36:51
  Trust me, once you become a teenager, you're gonna have all sorts of weird bathroom
• 36:53
  stories your friends would be pooping
• 36:56
  on. Anyway, um, well, I'm
• 36:59
  gonna close the show. Um, silas, thanks for doing this,
• 37:02
  buddy.
• 37:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: You're welcome.
• 37:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: Thank you. Um, as always,
• 37:07
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• 37:15
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• 37:18
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• 37:24
  Thanks so much for listening. And now, as always,
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  don't forget to flush.
• 37:38
  What?
• 37:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: That was not necessary.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I always end the show by flushing the toilet.
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  That's how you're done in the bathroom.
• 37:49
  Get it?
• 37:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mhm.