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- Margaux: December 14. Circle it on the calendar. That's the middle of the biggest week of the year for edible glitter — the week more people go looking for sparkle than any other. And by the time it arrives, the bakers who planned ahead are already done shopping. Dana: And I'm here on behalf of every person who has never once thought about glitter before December 20. Last year I ordered mine 5 days before Christmas. It showed up in 2 days. Cookies happened. Nobody cried. So this episode has some explaining to do. Margaux: Welcome to The Monégasque Table. We're 3 months out, which is precisely why we're doing this now — today's question decides whether your December runs smooth or scrambled. When should you actually buy edible glitter for holiday baking? Dana: My position is "whenever you remember," and I brought a receipt. Margaux: And here's the answer up front, so nobody waits for it. If your holiday baking needs specific colors — the red and green, a gift set, the exact shade your kid already picked — order by the end of November. Thanksgiving weekend is the sweet spot. Flexible on color and only need 1 jar? Early December still works. What doesn't work is waiting for the week of December 14, because that's when the whole country shops for the same thing at the same time. Dana: Okay, but let's poke that, because "the whole country" sounds like podcast talk. How big is this stampede, really? I shopped in the middle of it last year and it felt like a Tuesday. Margaux: Here's the shape of the mountain. Through spring, searches for this category cruise along at a baseline. Amazon search data shows the mid-December peak running at 2 to 3 times that baseline — the biggest search week of the year. And it isn't window shopping. Amazon Brand Analytics put our holiday-quarter customers at roughly 2.6 to 3 times a typical quarter. Same shelf. Triple the hands reaching for it. Dana: Triple the people, fine. But that's the store's problem, not mine. Amazon doesn't run out of things — that's the entire point of Amazon. Margaux: It doesn't run out of everything. It runs thin on the exact thing everyone wants in the same 10 days. And in December, everyone wants the same 2 shades. Last holiday season, orders of our Green jumped roughly 7.6 times into the holiday quarter, and Red and Green became each other's most common add-on. The whole country bakes the same 2-color Christmas. Dana: See, that part I have to engage with, because it happened in my kitchen. My tree cookies. I ordered 5 days out, the shipping was fast — and the green situation was, let's say, interpretive. I ended up dusting my Christmas trees teal. They looked like pines from a much colder planet. (laughs) Margaux: That's the story I hear every January. The shipping worked. The calendar didn't. 2-day delivery is a miracle, but it can only bring you what's still on the shelf — it cannot restock a shade the whole country bought last week. Dana: Fair. Then let me throw the punch from the other side, because buying early has a cost nobody puts in a chart. If I buy glitter now, in September, that's 3 months of a tiny jar rattling around my baking cabinet. Things get lost in there. Things get opened by children and become craft projects. Margaux: The cabinet gremlins are real, and I can't help you with them. (laughs) But the jar itself doesn't care when you buy it. This is a mineral powder — odorless, flavorless, heat-stable. The jar you buy in November is the identical jar on Christmas Eve. Nothing in there wilts while it waits. Dana: Alright. Now do the gift thing, because you flagged it before the show and it changes the math. Margaux: The December buyer is genuinely a different person. Amazon Brand Analytics shows the holiday crowd skews older and more affluent than the year-round baker — a lot of them aren't buying supplies at all. They're buying a present for the baker in their life. And a gift runs on a harder deadline than a cookie. Your baking can slide to the 23rd. A wrapped box cannot slide past the morning of the 25th. Dana: So the gift buyer has the tightest deadline of anyone — and they're shopping in the most crowded week of the year. Margaux: The worst combination in the category. Which is why the gift answer is the earliest answer. If a 12-color set is going under the tree, that's a November order. You're not buying powder at that point — you're buying the certainty that the box is wrapped and sitting there a week early. Dana: Okay, my last punch, and I think it lands. You're building a planning calendar for sparkle powder. Some of us are baking exactly 1 batch of sugar cookies with the kids. Any color goes. Snowflakes are white anyway. For that baker, this whole episode is stress she never ordered. Margaux: That's the round you win, and I'll say it plainly. One jar, any festive shade, nothing to wrap? Order whenever you like — early December, even mid-December. You'll get something sparkly. What you won't get is a guarantee it's the shade on your Pinterest board — as your teal forest proved. Dana: I feel validated and insulted in the same sentence. Margaux: That's this show working as intended. The calendar only matters when the details matter: specific colors, several jars, or a gift with a date on it. Because the point of planning is the night itself — the kitchen warm, the tins stacked, your kid dusting green snow onto a tree cookie while you sit there with your coffee instead of out checking the mailbox in your slippers. Dana: So give me the actual calendar. The do-the-thinking-for-me version, walked backward from Christmas. Margaux: Backward from the 25th. Christmas week: emergencies only — you'll take what's left. The week of December 14: the stampede — the biggest search week of the year, everybody at the same checkout. First week of December: workable, if you're flexible. Thanksgiving weekend: the sweet spot — the full color wall in stock, no shipping drama, gift sets sitting pretty. Late October: earlier than most bakers need — searches are already climbing past 75,000 a week by then, but that's mostly the Halloween crowd passing through. And today, in September? Nothing to do but write the date down. Dana: Who should skip all this? Somebody always should. Margaux: Two skips tonight. If your whole holiday plan is 1 batch and the kids just want sparkle, skip the set — a single jar at $14.99 covers you, and a 12-color box would sit there judging you. And if last year's red, green, and gold are still in the cabinet, check them first — mineral powder doesn't wilt, so if they look like the day you bought them, you're stocked. Skip the cart and spend the money on good butter. Dana: Dana's Scorecard. I walked in saying "whenever you remember," and here's where I landed. For 1 jar, any color: whenever still holds, and I'm keeping it. But for specific colors, multiple jars, or anything wrapped: the calendar is real. Thanksgiving weekend is the order date, because the week of December 14 is the whole country at the same checkout, and fast shipping can't restock a sold-out shade. It can only bring you teal. And my caveat stays: this is planning, not panic. It's September. Write the date down and go back to your life. Margaux: Cleanest scorecard yet. One footnote if the gift angle landed with you — the MONÉGASQUE 12-color gift set is on Amazon: 12 luster dust shades with built-in sifter caps, around 70 cents a gram, which makes it the value pick of the whole line. After over 400,000 orders across the US, Canada, and the UK, the jars sit at 4.6 stars — plenty of Decembers have already run on this box. Dana: Next time — a headline that has been sitting in every baker's feed and in every supplier email: Red Dye 3 is banned. Is that actually true, what does it cover, and does it touch anything in your baking cupboard? Margaux: It's true, it's narrower than the headline, and there's a date attached. Quick note before we go — this show is produced by the team at Monégasque, with AI-crafted hosts, and every number you heard was checked by humans against the documents. See you at the table.