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Gossip Girl: Chuck In Real Life · Your One And Only Source

• 0:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello and welcome back to your one and only source where you're hosts.
• 0:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: My name is Caroline and today we are recapping season two episode seven of Gossip Girl called
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck and realize we literally does really do you have the title do you have the title guys Sorry about last week Phoebe and I were traveling.
• 0:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was kind of a crazy week We told you you weren't going to get us on our Fridays We did not tell you about gossip bro, but it wasn't humanly possible and also guys which we did try It's not that we and it's not that we physically sat down and tried to record but I mean like we did try to schedule it when we realized that it wasn't It wasn't just like wasn't a second of my life where this could have happened last week, which is also why
• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: if you have not already seen the Caroline Chellon Patreon for June was a little bit different and back it was called the Phoebe show.
• 0:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody said it was better.
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh well who said that?
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why did say something in the beginning of the episode I said I actually'm just realizing that like I kind of have beef with this tier because you guys are specifically paying $3 to only get a video where only Caroline's talking.
• 1:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can feel that about this because most people are just on that tier.
• 1:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is, but honestly, and I don't want to, like, you're forcing me to say this, you're ripping the words out of my mouth right now, but like, it's not like the Caroline chose really taking off yet.
• 1:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: But people, there are people on the, on the tier.
• 1:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know they're there for me, aren't there for like, what has been?
• 1:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's kind of how I feel about it, but anyway.
• 1:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Luckily, there were no revolutions.
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: There were no people with pitchforks and torches about the Phoebe show, but the Phoebe show is out there.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so if you weren't aware because she did kind of pull one over on you, it still says the Caroline show.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this still doesn't have a single human face in it.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you really don't know what you're getting into until you press play.
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like people didn't really know that because we didn't tell them, but now it's been a moment.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 1:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want you guys to know that.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also there is and other people's business episodes.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you were missing our summer Fridays episode last week, that's on the Patreon too.
• 2:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, here's a revelation I came to on the episode of the Patreon that I think my is important as we if it finished out.
• 2:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Love Island.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I understand that guys need to have friends, but I want to have them, but I want to have them, but I want us to be people who really did like this.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: This was the title of app, right?
• 2:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was the description.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, get what say it again.
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know guys need friends, but what cost?
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't you elaborate?
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I realized that because at movie night, it's like I understand that the guys need to be with their boys and like kind of stand behind them a little bit, but it's like, my well point is that become a terrorist organization.
• 2:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like girls can be friends for their girls, even when they're wrong.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Girls literally need.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guys don't get to do that, because typically when guys are wrong, it's at the expense of a woman.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also,
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the girls have held Kenzie accountable the way that these guys have been held sincere accountable and and and I don't think they needed to okay nail me nail me to a wall over this my saying nail me to a wall over this but like I do think that I'm feeling a little bit of sympathy for Kenzie right now and this is just a little little drop lit of love island before we move on but I feel a little bit bad for her right now because
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: She did, I think she came into love Island and was like, this is what I'm supposed to like, it's like you can't win in previous seasons.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, you're close up too quickly.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that's what I want to vote for.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, even in this season, they go back and forth on once the right way to move.
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, Kada, Kada, and Zach, there's a reason you guys weren't closed off until the last streak of the show.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, exactly.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, it's interesting how we're all locking it down now.
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: But another thing and also now that like America's in their heads, they're all trying to strengthen their shit.
• 3:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: But another thing about Kenzie is like, I also feel like she does like to have two guys interested in her.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 4:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I also feel like she was enjoying that, but I also think she genuinely thought that was like the play.
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: We also need to remember she didn't choose to be in a connection with Caleb.
• 4:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: The little villa was like rooting for her in Caleb.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think we, for America, we voted for it, but then also the whole house is like, yeah, like Kensington, like it's perfect.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like at the end of the day, Kensington is not a liar.
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And when since year last night said to Melanie's face, looked her in the eyes said, I'm not a liar.
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then double down said, I'm not.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, and that should be like, that should be grounded.
• 4:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like Kensington.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kinsey may have said something she shouldn't have, but she didn't lie except for when she did that secret kiss with her.
• 4:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: She didn't want that.
• 4:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: No one asked her.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She said we're not going to tell anyone about it, but I think that if someone had asked her, did she not volunteer the truth or?
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that was the only thing.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I've changed my tune on the, on the, when I recorded the Patreon.
• 4:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was a little peaved at Kenzie for the Gen thing, but on second thought, I'm like, Kate had just got to Jen first.
• 4:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think Kenzie was hiding it from Jen.
• 4:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't think there was an opportunity for Kenzie to go talk to Jen yet.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Organically, Kenzie pulled Jen from her chat and told her and said, it wasn't because she knew exactly, so Kate had told her.
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and Kenzie wasn't mad that Kate had already told her.
• 5:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh, okay.
• 5:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, well, that's what I wanted to tell you.
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 5:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that these men are disgusting and another thing I just, I were watching back to Phoebe's original quote, men need to have friends, but at what cost, we are just watching the mob mentality that our English teachers warned us about when we read the lottery, the short story, the lottery, and high school.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were watching it come to life in front of our eyes.
• 5:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what it is because the only one who's immune to it and I'll say 95 percent immune to it is Bryce.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's probably because his frontal lobe is developed.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: One of them gets an idea and they're way that they just, they don't need any shred of like
• 5:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: of validity for that claim they're going to jump on in dog pile and whatever and then they also can't like they can't see the own double standards that they are enforcing but they're like talking about how the girls have double standards like it's just it's crazy and do you remember that short story the lottery?
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I read it.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have thought about the story like once a week for the rest of my life since I read it in ninth grade honors English.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoa.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: With my awful English.
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think Missy wasn't in ninth grade honors English so famously.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: My awful English teacher, ninth grade, she wore two different shoes to school one day and she was like, I really need to go and whatnot to wear and so like we all submitted her and people were like, that's only I'm like, she begged us she wanted to be a star on TV.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's not get it twisted.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: She also said she could speak to whales.
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, okay, you're a freak and then she's giving Kelly Ben Simone, you know, she emailed my mother, my mother and said Caroline doesn't seem engaged in class.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I went on to be an English major.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was reading when I was two.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not engaged in English class.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mom was like, what?
• 6:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mom is never in her life or even email.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that about me from a teacher.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Out of the blue, Caroline's not engaged in class.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's the beef?
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: The beef you have with me Nicole, that was her name.
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so back to what I was saying, the story of the lottery is about like this town where once a year, it's sort of like the purge vibes, once a year they have the lottery and everybody in the community, all their names are in Salsa like Hungry games, all their names are in this thing and you pull it out and whoever, like, and they don't tell you they're like, oh my god, it's the lottery and everyone's like, oh, feeling whatever way they're feeling, everyone goes to the town square, I always envisioned it on Beverly Road, everyone goes to the town square
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: They pull out the name and like however many people go up on this stage and then it's just like everybody starts picking up rocks and Kill them.
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: We should stone them to death and it's like that's the lottery But you don't find out what they what it means until the very end.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a really good short story But it's like this mob mentality of everyone kind of like knows it's wrong But then one person starts throwing the stone and then everybody just and the narrator at the end like throws a stone I think I could be getting around, but I don't know
• 7:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, I need to tell a quick story, and then we'll get into the episode.
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had something horrifying, harrowing like Nightmarish happened when we last night.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Anthony's out of town, so it's just a little mini in the doggy's.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I went up to bed and took a shower.
• 8:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Have you been putting the dogs in the basement?
• 8:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's where they sleep.
• 8:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I took a shower and I was like, I'm going to watch some Roni and just like decompress in this laryom.
• 8:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Going this laryom, it's nighttime, it's great, open the window, everything's great.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Watching Roni.
• 8:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm like, all right, time to go to bed.
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's at this point, 1230.
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 8:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, it's an early night.
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got up to go to bed.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm walking to the door to walk back into the bedroom.
• 8:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: The laryom's off the bedroom.
• 8:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is important.
• 8:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there is some paint that's like chipped and it looks red where it's chipped because I guess it was red underneath.
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like I sometimes just see like spots in the wall and the store and I think it's just the paint chipping.
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then something in me was like taking another look.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Biggest synopied I've ever seen in my life right like on the door pinch frame.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, okay, it's sort of like the spider you were talking about in the basement and Boston.
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're now guarding the entrance to my bedroom.
• 9:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got to get in there.
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't walk past you.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have a lot of legs and never seen this kind of be jump, but I don't know that they could.
• 9:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: They put their minds to it.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, and it's massive, and I'm like, okay, so I don't know what to do.
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I looked down on my phone dead, phones dead.
• 9:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not that I was going to call the police, but it would have been nice to have the option.
• 9:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I was like, what do I do?
• 9:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I can't call anybody.
• 9:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was going to call you.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, maybe I could like, reach some bravery through the phone from somebody else.
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, I'll call Anthony and be like, this is a situation.
• 9:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, there's a humongous
• 9:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like, okay, this is literally- She couldn't even take a picture of it.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Couldn't take a picture of it.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: So does this even happen?
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Couldn't take a picture, couldn't call anybody for moral support and couldn't use my flashlight either.
• 9:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, I've got to turn the lights which off.
• 10:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of close to the Senate page.
• 10:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't go over there, also in darkness.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: That Senate page might start moving, I'll lose it.
• 10:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like, how am I going to get out of this room?
• 10:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: and be able to see and carry all my things, not hit it, not make it move.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I started thinking about what if that thing, it has one of two options.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I knew exactly where you're going with this.
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It can start crawling because it's facing down, okay?
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: It could start crawling down.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go under the door into my bedroom, which means then, I mean, then what do I do?
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I jump out the window.
• 10:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't, I can't go anywhere.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ideally for me it would have gone into the salarium and like down along the corner of the wall where I can no longer see it because out of sight at a mind drama sometimes like has fun little games a centipedes fucks me up but like centipedes he's really curious about them um So I was like okay, I need it to move in this direction and if it doesn't I'm never sleeping again like I don't know what I'm gonna do in that room if it goes in my bedroom
• 11:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, all right, I'm going to sit so I move a chair so I can keep my eye on it.
• 11:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I put my eye pad on a table so that I can watch Roney, I'll go give it another I'll give it some more time.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It'll start to move once it realizes I'm not I'm not a danger to it.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Phoebe, I thought in that genre.
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Could you not text anybody in your iPod?
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was using it.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I want to run you.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know, but beforehand, what was I going to say?
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Could you can you face them from your iPod?
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: What was I going to say?
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is there a camera on your iPod?
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
• 11:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't really need to take a picture of it.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to take a picture and send it to you.
• 11:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: You'd fucking kill me.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: But then also, like, you could have texted me at the near-coli.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You could face on me and like the more important.
• 11:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're looking forward to this.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't have a charger in this Larium or my phone would have been charged.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: My iPad was only 20 percent.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: What was it going to do?
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fair enough.
• 11:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: No one could help me through the iPad.
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was watching Rooney.
• 11:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like not through your phone either.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, so it's like I'm just gonna watch this and I have got one eye on that centipede one eye on Roni That an hour goes by that thing doesn't move.
• 12:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like okay now I'm antsy now I got a P now I'm tired.
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's 130 now
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I got up and I take the fan and I point it out to Santa Pied and I'm like if I point this fan at the Santa Pied in the right angle, it could start moving the way I wanted to.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: That thing doesn't fucking move.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had the fan this close to it.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, won't move.
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know what you're thinking currently.
• 12:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't you kill it?
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: What kind of question is that?
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why would I ever tell you?
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm with you on that.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna miss and it was also in a little bit of like the curve with the door.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, it knew what it was doing.
• 12:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I finally got up the courage, I moved all my things as close to the door as I could.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I reached, I opened the door and I pushed a little bit, sentipede didn't move.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, oh my god, I actually have chills.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I went like this, I put my back up against the door frame and made myself a small as I could and shut the door and got back into my mouth.
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: So this was really easy for you.
• 12:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because you're tiny.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, Phoebe, but again, the jumping.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: The thing I tons of legs, I don't know how far I can jump, lots of legs.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've been probably not far with lots of legs.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: With lots of legs and it's more power.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but they're so close together.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not thinking.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think you would be able to get the right leverage.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, Phoebe, in this moment, sorry, I was thinking straight.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was essentially on scary island.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, by the way, I had to shut the window.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like, I have to walk past it to go do it.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was a horror film because it's not an entertaining at all.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care like this.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I need it to talk about that.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah Get in the room sound like two 15 in the morning.
• 13:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm wired.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like fuck my life go to bathroom Get in bed.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't sleep.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't sleep.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I started check on it.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I lift the curtain over the door shine my flashlight.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I don't see it Is I noticed there's a big crack under the door
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it in here?
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should have put something by the door when you left.
• 13:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was afraid because I didn't really want that on any of my things.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had a laundry basket.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, God forbid.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I push a laundry basket up against the store.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: It gets in my laundry.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm loading the... What?
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just like one shirt under the crack.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: That would be nasty.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had to choose a shirt that I hate.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have any.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would feel bad for it, like, has it similar to the other day in Boston, I went to the bathroom.
• 14:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were sleeping in the basement.
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this whole trip there had been a spider kind of, like, by the sink up in the corner.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: A daddy long legs, but like a daddy long legs with a particularly thick.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: uh... kind of bulbous abdomen so i was a little bit like does this thing fucking a venom in it like i don't know what kind of you daddy long legs are very poisonous spiders but their mouths are too small to bite humans but this was i don't know if it is even big enough to be a daddy long legs
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, what you're making is not like it was like massive.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it was like probably like this big Well, it's too big of course, and the admin was probably this big That's thick, but the legs were like a crunch if I stepped on it.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, then the answer is now.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're, and uh, I So he's the lead.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's the lead.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Excuse me.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to the bathroom one morning and literally when I tell you, it, this was the day Lily left his Sunday.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we the woman.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I kind of get the sense she was a woman.
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: The son of a man.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, for sure.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: For sure, man.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: This so I was going to the bathroom with my eyes on it.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I get my eyes on it every time I was in the bathroom.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know one time when I was eating Anthony and we weren't living together, I was in my apartment living by myself and I saw a centerpiece in the shower and it was like one in the morning and I called Anthony.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like there's a fucking centerpiece in here.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what to do.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: He said, keep your eye on it.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll be there and turn.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Drove to my house in the middle than I killed it for me left.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't let him stay.
• 15:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said no, that lost, I have to shower.
• 15:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Show me proof of kill.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Carolina, Carolina, Carolina, I, or the same.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, who's the way I can't stay now?
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like, I like, brought a bag.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I goes like, you waste, you, I'm sorry.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: You wasted time packing up now.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was standing here making eye contact with that.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, it's way up, I'm like, okay, good thing you were up, but go home now.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just show her.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I go to the bathroom and then she starts to move.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: the first time all weekend she had decided to move from her post and she starts zigzagging like a, basically running for a crocodile.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of an el-shaped bathroom in the sense that there's like a little bit of a hallway before you get to the door before you get to like the sink in the, you know what I mean?
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, scariest place in the United States of America.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like as Jenny's like, and um,
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: she essentially is number one taking her sweet times she's back tracking and she's going different directions and she gets like basically to the the top of the door frame and it's just going back and forth and back and forth.
• 17:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god stalking it's pray.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like oh my god I can't I'm going to be stuck in here forever and then I was thinking about you like.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And yes, and then I finally think she got to kind of to the side enough where I could, like Caroline said, yes, friend to the body again to the other side of the world, but I also didn't want to touch any of her web of course from what if she spiders do jump.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then it's like, and one of this was you sort of like, yes, I threw that door open.
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I want to just mess, but she's probably somewhere, I probably just messed up her web, like all this stuff.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I go outside.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: didn't even notice and so I was like oh so like spiders not in the shower like the spider isn't like visible anymore she knew where the spider was and I texted her when she's left for the airport and I say hey hey where did you did dad kill the spider because she went I mean maybe maybe she got into the shower and then she was a dad can you come kill the spider did dad kill the spider or did you have eyes on it when you showered and she said no
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: So guys, I'll be honest, I didn't shower the rest of the trip.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: No way, maybe why didn't you just go to one of the different showers?
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I didn't want to be in a position.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, there are three showers in the hospital.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't want to be in a position.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know what probably was mom and imposition mom dent mom on the last stage of you not shower mom on the last getting in the pool of chlorine Mom on the last day of the trip she sees my grace here.
• 18:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Have you showered one time since you've been here?
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes I was like twice you asked one time actually.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, do you want better twice?
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Two times a non-loss seven is you hours Don't know why ask Lily She literally she's a business She handled business.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, anyway
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't like I washed my face like I was I did a smell of fine.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did I smell yesterday would you pick me from their port?
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how to answer this.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't smell it.
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: The truth is when you got in the car, I did thank you smell a little bit sweaty, but I was like I'm not going to say anything to her.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I probably did smell sweaty.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just been walking and you had a shower.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I also just been traversing across the whole airport.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to get so pissed off of me.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm about to pee my pants.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go ahead and give me two seconds.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Feel free to wax poetic or we'll just start immediately when I'm going to do that.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, it is autumn in New York.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's better than that?
• 19:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Summer over quick.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wish that was the truth here.
• 19:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so ready for to be oh, I'm so ready for it.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's for a full and my new house.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be great.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: How the heck am I going to dig a ready can't wait?
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are having breakfast at the Vander.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's since Serena is on one this episode.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to say to Serena just preemptively about this whole episode is Serena, you're so upset about all of these rules you haven't followed one of them.
• 19:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, like they're obviously not applying to you.
• 19:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Have it done here.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: You haven't even changed one thing about your lifestyle.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm also like, let's talk about the rules.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, the rules are this because Bart is back.
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're having a housewarming party tomorrow.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's their debut as a family.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone's pissed, bar brought back gifts for everybody.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: He brought Eric a watch.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He bought Serena a suit, which is like a way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way Ariana Maddox.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you get?
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you get your alpha for karaoke?
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, from Serena Vander.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's on it.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's on it.
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Beyond us.
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I am like, and Bart, what was the thought process there?
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: a suit for Serena.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's the it's a simple favor.
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the navy blue with just the color.
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's literally for sure.
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, this is the her villain origin story for a simple favor.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he just gave Chuck Cash, but the the guidelines for life together now are this.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Every Friday they dine as a family.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Eric makes a good point.
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wouldn't Monday be better.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I am just like, because it was the same, and I think Anthony will defend this plotline to the ends of the earth.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like it's the same with watching Gilmore girls.
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, why is it Friday night family dinner?
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, exactly.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you want your kids or your grandparents or your grandkids to like you, you wouldn't put it on a weekend night.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: You wouldn't be excited for dinner.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't do it on the night where there's a football game.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know what I mean like Are they might want to put face paint on and go out with their friends?
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: They might want to put three dots above their eyebrow and below their other eye and their school colors and go out and freaking Work on talk like cool.
• 21:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: How to they might they might want to cut up a t-shirt make a little friends You know, we're going to go more camping school mascot
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not fair, but if she wanted to be, it seems like her.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now it's like, oh, she just get, oh, she never was the mascot.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, she read the option.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm excited for that, not to be on her resume now.
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want her to go to Yale, and she wasn't the school mascot?
• 21:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 21:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a piece on it.
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Same right now.
• 21:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And wait, I saw a TikTok that was like what's a pretty good alliance relationship that you there what's the pretty little alliance relationship But I said Melissa and Emily and if you are curious you aren't watching clothes and off and I'm like come on road Warrior I want to be like lessen my podcast to find out why but like have you got a lot of links What we got a lot of what I don't know I haven't checked.
• 22:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean it is like to be not probably not though to the name I like to the naked eye
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm already in between the lines.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a good check.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: But why is my Jackbox so good?
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's either so good or it's a scary man voice.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Between the lines.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chello face, okay, anyway, so that's the first rule which is crazy and it's like you are a family of New York socialites So yeah, how do you come up with that?
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what he tells me Barton Lily, you're not gonna like that rule exactly And honestly, I'm like serene, you should have just said okay, and probably would have canceled next week Barton, I'm gonna be here Bart is out and about all the time and you know that and you actually all that about him Yes, so that's the first rule the next rule that they will weaken to curfew of when I am.
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am like Okay, 2 a.m. What I've made more sense to me, hmm, but
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I do, Chuck goes, is that Eastern and Pacific?
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck has some funny lines in this episode.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: As usual.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they have no going out on school nights.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, what?
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, you know, like falls out of her chair.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, pardon me!
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have a lot of sex on school nights.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going out on school nights anymore.
• 23:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: How am I going to get my fill of penises?
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that's what Serena's saying.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy and it's like she just wants to be mad.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's mad at the world.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I forgot she and Blair made up.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I literally was like, oh, is that what you guys were cool now?
• 23:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I had her, Serena's just like, yeah, I mean, she's just a bitch and like, do I get it?
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, are these things annoying?
• 23:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then an argument that you would have made for Blair last episode, Serena takes it too far.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: with their parents.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sure, but you're different.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, how you're looking to get you far with your parents.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Really when you're talking to the press, and your room's Lily Vander, what's in you talking about?
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then we go to the Humphrey loft and did you notice something Vanessa here and it's we don't actually get a scene of her entry She just seems to have been here.
• 24:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's been here all night.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I noticed and hope you made up yet So where did you sleep?
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ruffies bad with roof beyond S.V.
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where he's been in the roof.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: But leave it to Vanessa too
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: be a raging bitch immediately because she's like oh my god Jenny do you see what he's holding Jenny he has to have someone else's bag.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan is cracking me up this episode with his whole soccer thing.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know we're never going to see again which is he's like yeah I'm trying out for soccer and it's one of the one of the boys.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like have you ever held a ball in your life?
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Balls that aren't your own and famously you don't even hold the ball in soccer.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah
• 25:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so even as though she's currently busy with a protest, she's found something.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, there's like a speak easy and in Brooklyn, that's up for sale and she's obviously anti gentrification so she's working on a petition to get landmark status for it to save it and she wants to go with Dan to school to hand out flyers at his school.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I have a feeling that a piece of paper being given out of that school isn't going to go over well.
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not what it's on it.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: unless it's a champagne bottle.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're not really doing flyers here.
• 25:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: At Constantin Saint Jude.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's such a waste of paper.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, it's such a waste of paper.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's like, Dan makes a good point.
• 25:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, why?
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And why would we hand off ours in my school?
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where, you know, everyone's like pro gentrification.
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like a lot about their parents who might need a little...
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: charity to spend their time on.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, sure, but this isn't, this still wouldn't be the way to do it.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's just, it gets soak.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, here's the thing Vanessa right now.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm, I'm on a way to throw baseline, like always in a way to throw up, but like I got that you're trying to do a good thing.
• 26:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, good for you, you know, I am sorry.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's preserve the speaker.
• 26:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's so pretentious about it.
• 26:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the, and what she has to Blair, what do you think?
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, V, you got a little too big for your bridges and I don't know why.
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what provoked you to like think that you could start a worth Blair water or if but I think like Blair might not come out on top of this episode but she will.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Jenny says that her parents and Eleanor already signed and then this is when they have the conversation about the soccer ball and he's going to play with Nate because most of the team got mono
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's lots, so Serena and Eric are walking to school.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Could I say something about Eric, the actor?
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, every line he says is like when you're watching little kids act for the first time and they're just saying they're lying.
• 27:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it's so true.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Give me an example.
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why can't you remember what they said in that scene, but he's like,
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: But we're talking about how pissed they are.
• 27:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Eric is like, shouldn't we try?
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, if this is an opportunity to be a family, I think we should just get a little bit of a break between every line, like, lively says and every line, Eric says.
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And a way where it doesn't flow as natural conversation, and it's his fault not hers.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Especially in this scene because so you notice, arena is so worked up.
• 27:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I just, I mostly notice it's arena is like on fire.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she is like the most,
• 27:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Amped up, we've seen her.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like she's so on one and his energy is so different, like in that way, I know what you're saying.
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is like Eric is the older sibling.
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know Eric's going to say that Serena raised him, but I'm like, who raised you?
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who rescued you?
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm saying?
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena's like going to the Rolex of Lily's ex-husband and how their life, she was like, every time she marries a man, she gets all stepward.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not the brief conversion to Islam, she mentioned.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, okay, more on that, please.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, hey, more on that later.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Eric's like, yeah, the ski shell, it wasn't too bad.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so Eric is like, I think we should try mom seems really serious to want to be a family like that's a positive let's do it.
• 28:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's cool.
• 28:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate tells Dan that I guess his trial was impressive.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, well, how impressive is it have to be at the entire team as Mono, and you only have one player.
• 28:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, he's like, the coach was impressed with your trial.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what did he showed up?
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, literally.
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I'm impressed that you didn't know Mono.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, exactly.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not like a whore.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, you didn't have the opportunity, maybe.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then everyone is a shot.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Shut up.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Shut up.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's got a free, never a pleasure.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's so good.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: They make me laugh so worried, never a pleasure.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're on the same page.
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Dan, show them fuck up.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was cool and Chuck said it was funny.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I laughed.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: When you said it, I'm like, get to bed.
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just get to bed.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so Chuck's like, hey, Nate, let's be done with this damn thing.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I got it.
• 29:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were like, kicking it.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, that's cute.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: But like, we're back in the real world now.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's a fucking loser.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Nate's like, maybe you're the loser, Chuck.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And walks away with it.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hump.
• 29:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's go.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hump.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hump.
• 29:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's, how about you say, how about we say, Harump and Lee get out of here and dance like Harump, Harump and Fumfumfumf, so then Blair walks up and we're having a little flirtation moment between Chuck and Blair and I like us.
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and you're right.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're right, but Blair says that are even a her body.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Feels thanks for Chuck her brain knows better and then he should do and she goes got to go disciplinary hearing And what does Chuck say he's like I didn't know you were like a bad girl She's like it's not for me which what what was it for?
• 30:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know must be like she's like oh
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I didn't think it's no way, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know which one was on this one left.
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Penelope and as about work audio are like yelling at Kelsey and like you should have known and like screaming at the squirrel and and the girl goes, I didn't realize him there goes, that tight turn off pants.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that is somebody that that is a disciplinary hearing she's talking about because I fully just thought we brushed over this When you're what the heck is the hearing about that picture not fans and then it gets funnier because Vanessa comes up to Blair and asks her to talk But it goes 60 seconds clock it
• 31:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh, I'm back in power, and she was, what are you doing here with those shouldn't you be at Whole Foods?
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Those meaning the flyers and it's like, we have it as if we could have we saw this coming by It's just like, how did you get this part into the square in the courtyard not like the main area?
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know who let you in here
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where is the secret service for Constance Billid in St. Jude?
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so Vanessa's a close and I need your help with this charity.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there goes charity is for diseases and endangered species.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not interested in helping with us.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's where Vanessa goes dark.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, dark.
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is where I'm just like, what's wrong with you?
• 31:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is wrong with you?
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know, it's a little much.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, did Blair not like help her out?
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I miss remembering, like, I thought Blair and Vanessa were like, fine, is okay, because of all the market shit.
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is crazy to me.
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa goes here, but that's just always, like,
• 31:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, just because you might think that you're trying to do a good deed in your motivations are, quote, good.
• 32:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't mean that you are good or what you are doing is good, Arya.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, literally.
• 32:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is so Arya.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, I can make you help me.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoa.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I said, why do you blackmail Blair Waldorf?
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you heard that right and do helping her do this with the market stuff because she has like the picture of she's the everyone knows you and Marcus broke up, but they don't know why, but to me, I'm like, okay, but This Blair really care if they know if Marcus was fucking a step mom at this point, two of like does anybody care because it's like this is old news.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's yeah, that was summer.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was so summer and they weren't even in school half these girls.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't even know about it.
• 32:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not like they answer.
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I was kind of surprised that Blair let it like
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well I know get to her.
• 32:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think yeah, it's a good point her pride, but also I feel like there's a got to be a part of it It's like I'm not gonna let you do this.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 32:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like if it wasn't Vanessa Also, I think in that moment maybe blurs like to complain this game.
• 32:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it blurs like I pitched page your rent for a year Yes me so Vanessa goes now that we've established that I own you you have six hours to get 1,000 signatures and make sure they're legible have fun walk so I
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know Blair has said some important things.
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa Nasty is lying I've ever heard of the show.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: How dare you?
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now that we've established our own new, are you okay?
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
• 33:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so then at, and we're in Serena's room Serena's reading a book and Chuck comes in and he says, I'm going out, the new rules don't apply to me, sis.
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, you know that the real reason Bart is back early.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's to court executives because they won't do business with anybody who doesn't share their family value.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that's what this is.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's a Serena.
• 33:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are a really big threat to Bart's business, because of all your page six poppy lift-ins shit.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're hanging out with Anna Delvey.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a good look.
• 33:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, hello.
• 33:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena gets a lot of ideas.
• 33:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: This, this bonkers.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bart walks in the house.
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena isn't a fuck me dress.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's in a bright red.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's she's it's giving what Hannah Mary and wanted to wear to detect
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: but worse like on steroids and it's a funeral not a Nicki Minaj concert so Serena is wearing this red dress and he also is it Friday night and he wasn't a family dinner?
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 34:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: So exactly.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to do a half to have this whole freak out.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: They've already bailed on the first Friday dinner, I don't know.
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says that she and her friends are going to go anywhere that they can find paparazzi because she's in the mood for a little show tonight.
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she gets in the elevator and as it is closing, she goes, oh, I forgot to put on the underwear.
• 34:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: crazy and so let me go to the wall dwarfs and Chuck arrives and has a cold dirty martini waiting for.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like these kids.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is where mom goes.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: This show is so unrealistic.
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 34:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean they're in high school.
• 34:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well yes mom and that is why it's a fictional show written by a team of adults.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: it is funny though because it's like the cheersing like a re 45 like what is going on.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair is also are we in a james bond movie like you guys really get about to take down like another 17 you know what they are we shut down for a dozen and they are and Blair is the cat but Blair's like we can't be in a james bond movie because I don't have to be like just your girl.
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what movie that would be, where the girls in power, does one exist?
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there aren't any movies where the girls are not allowed.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, rare, right.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess the double worst product is probably the closest thing.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Of course.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Chuck is stealing 2G and Blair is Merrill Street.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Way to love that.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so her idea, she wants to work with Chuck, she wants him to, quote, seduce and destroy Vanessa, because Dan stole Nate, and Vanessa's blackmailing Blair, so like they're both going to get something out of it, because, oh, because Chuck would steal Dan's West front.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, how does that hurt Dan?
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and Chuck said he's going to do it because of the thrill of the impossible.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then, um, she hands, Chuck the flyer and is like,
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: whatever, by the way, if you do this for me, then we can have sex.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: She'll be like, Blair, hey, let's not do that.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's not offer up our body, let's pay.
• 36:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I, you know, it goes, she wants it.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: She wants it.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: She wants it.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: She wants it.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's down, and this is the only way she can, this is the only, like, quote, self-respecting way she can do it, you know?
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So the next day, Blair and Serena are having brunch and this felt like it almost felt like the way that they normally have cameyos of like actual stars.
• 36:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: It felt very, you're right.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Weird.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: With Jonathan.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Eric shows up with Jonathan.
• 36:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: His boyfriend, Blair and Serena.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: allies.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, we love this.
• 36:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's down.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's going to come to the party tonight.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck's already met him.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's the thing.
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know the best family is like the devil.
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I get it.
• 36:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I know that Bart is awful.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like he's going to be awful.
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I know Chuck is going to like have a really bad stretch here in a little bit.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: See, are not turning me off that much in
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: except for a Chuck.
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but going back to the beginning of this when before Eric and Jonathan get there, Serena and Blair are talking about Chuck and the, the dare and everything and Serena's like, I just use smile when you said Chuck and Blair is like, adamant that she did it.
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm answering a bad friend when I know that in this moment exactly when Eric says that she are you already told Chuck and she was, oh, bler did you hear that?
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's just saying it like rage-baiting Blair and Blair goes ignore her.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's dehydrated.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Love it.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dan is now recounting soccer with Jenny and like he is in full bro mode.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's totally jazz.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I got so many guy friends and let's talk her to him.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's better than that?
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like gossip girls been dark for two days, everyone's like, this is an interesting cool way to dance.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Jenny goes, come on Dan, you and I both know you prefer to hang out with girls.
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Rufus doesn't disagree no Rufus comes in any and he's and Dan's like dad Please tell Johnny that I have guy friends and Rufus is like will and Jenny's like not you and he goes Well, said Rick and she goes and not dolls And Rufus is funny about this because what do they say they're like oh well?
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay Dan calls Nate also wording crazy.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey Nate.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want to hook up for some soccer later crazy dad.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll be like you guys gonna hook up
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm not going to take her pants off.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the back for me that's how I'm gonna end my own balls with you instead of don't call you back I'm gonna say back Don't call you back was a good one the first time I did it.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was I called Phoebe It still makes me laugh when you do it.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I call Phoebe and we were talking forever And then I was like, okay, I have to go don't call me back and hung up and it's like I called her But no, she doesn't remember that she's like why did I call myself sorry and so as
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan's going to go play soccer with me.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa, you think you want to bring Sadrach?
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rupus goes, well, you know, Sadrach will get dirty.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Dan would have to bathe him.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so what we go to the speak easy, and she's talking to Vanessa.
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's also a friend.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, Vanessa, all the, when you have these adult friends that love you, like that's how you know you're a little bit of a weird kid.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: like you that's a red flag like adults like me and Caroline but like because we're polite not because we're like a little like rat around the neighborhood he's like hanging around and I like how to like you she's like she was going in there like nine years old she's like hit me gives her whiskey she's like it's good for you actually this is what you're saying yes exactly um this guy's name is Horace he owns the speaking he's like having a good turn out for their protest and a limo pulls up and it's
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to do the thing we could have refrained from using the lumbar for this totally could have totally could have Vanessa's because this and by the way guys this is how you know She doesn't actually want to save this place in like a real like kind hearted way because if she just wanted to save it and she doesn't like
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: you would just take the money.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's my exact thing, Fee, because I'm like, okay, did you not want to go to truck school this morning to pass out fires?
• 40:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it how is this going to go?
• 40:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, now you can't turn around and say that you want to like, take your money from a clean place.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like, no, but you wanted to go to a school where you resent how all these parents make their money and take their money.
• 40:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 40:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: How is the best family any different than probably a lot of those families?
• 40:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: you're you're actually like relying on one of these families right now.
• 41:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are hoping one of them is going to help you.
• 41:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know like I get the truckbass thing and whatever, but it is just like the.
• 41:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And don't you think the owner might want to hear out the deal?
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I know.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also were they dating at this point?
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I need to go go that.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Chuck's like, well, thank you for introducing me to this business opportunity because Bass Industries is going to work with you and if you endorse our bid, we'll like make this place great again, whatever, and somebody comes by and basically, Glee, Glee as Fox, Lushie's Chuck in the suit, and he leaves and everybody is laughing at him.
• 41:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: So good.
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's something about that happening that doesn't make me like want to cry every time I see someone get like slushied I'm just like because we was traumatic.
• 41:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe maybe I mean I was never slushed, but I certainly felt like I mean metaphorically watching that show Watching that show kind of felt like because if you watch those shows, you are a geek
• 41:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: you know that you know that scene where they come home from money nationals and they go into the school and everybody's in the hallways and it looks like everybody's gonna be mean and then the athletes come up and they have what looks like slushies but it's confetti oh my god I forgot about that and there's no way there's like glass in it
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, yes.
• 42:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: That did happen.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think Blaine was blind situation.
• 42:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think Blaine was blind and I was in a parking garage.
• 42:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, what no, and it was it was a rock salt.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that makes me sick.
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the war blurs hate crying right on Glick.
• 42:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm only, but we live in the hepatitis B, that's hard, try getting water boarded, that's hard, it's so good.
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I remember when we went earlier, we were both right when we did that pilot, and we were like angry at each other.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were like, hey ladies, simmer down, you're both right.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're like, well that's on an option.
• 42:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's one.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It neither can leave any other survives, ever read Harry Potter, hope not.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna have.
• 42:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, Chuck leaves.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena's coming home, she runs into Lily, and Serena, like, gleefully is like, so what's my punishment mother?
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: She likes wants to be punished, so that she can just not do it.
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena's the cook, I'm not defying you, I'm defying Bart, and like, things were so good last year, by change it, and it's like, well, because Lily's married now.
• 43:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: She wasn't married last year.
• 43:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, okay, but I do also see where Serena's coming from, in terms of, like,
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like you're seeing your mom become herself.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like you're seeing her, if she is this many examples to go off of, like we fully converted as long as we move to a free child because it's like that would be hard, I think, for Serena, especially Serena who is someone who is like, you know, I go my own way to do my own thing to see her mom be so easily like,
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to say manipulative, manipulative, manipulative, manipulative, I love that.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the thing that, well, I'm not as honest to you what we should call all of love island.
• 43:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are manipulating.
• 44:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what's happening right here.
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's good.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: But what I was going to say also about Serena is, um,
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck what what fuck oh about Lily.
• 44:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I kind of forgot she is low-key being blackmailed by bar Oh, so like right This and we just saw that happen.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't really know why are like what we don't know what it is But we know something is he has something over her
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that might explain Lily's behavior, but we also have an explanation for why Serenia would feel the way she feels.
• 44:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no way.
• 44:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: No way.
• 44:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: But did the other husbands have like male and Lily?
• 44:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: If she did know that, she'd feel even more like this.
• 44:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, you know, like ultimately Serenia at the heart of it is right, I guess it's not like that.
• 44:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just that sometimes you are like, you're the kid, you have to sit down and listen.
• 44:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: You take your medicine.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 44:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Serenia's just like really playing dirty.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not going to go to the party, whatever.
• 44:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not really in a family mood.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're going to skip this little swarrow, I'm out of here.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And hey, can you hear, let me just take these off.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you remember my underwear upstairs?
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't leave the house with any underwear anymore.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I only wear underwear in the house.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I only wear underwear in the house or when I'm wearing pants.
• 45:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: When I'm wearing a skirt, yeah, I'm flying free.
• 45:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm taking this subway, yeah.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, gross.
• 45:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dan, breaking in and drinking, Dan showing up at Nate's house, finds the eviction notice.
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's himself in.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I, okay, Dan shouldn't have done this.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, Dan, you knew you were meeting at the park.
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: We all heard the call.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: You said, sweet, love it.
• 45:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Back after you had a greeting going to the park.
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: So why did you come here?
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that what he said on the phone when he explains it to Nate later is that he was running early so he thought he would just walk to Nate's house first.
• 45:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says I forgot we were meeting at the park.
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, wait on the phone, though, he says that.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, he says it to Nate when he's, you know, yeah.
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, okay, well, maybe get your memory checked.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you have CTE from soccer?
• 45:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, all the CTE shit is freaking me out.
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: That football player who killed himself, CTE, I didn't know you couldn't be diagnosed a bit until after your dead.
• 46:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 46:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know that.
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the whole thing of it.
• 46:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's awful.
• 46:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 46:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: My god.
• 46:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Football players really deserve so much more.
• 46:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: They really don't pay the more guys that I've always said that can we please play football players more listen I don't care.
• 46:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care if you
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: if you have a kid or a brother or a dad, the place football, I don't care.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I ever decide to bring a child into this world, Jerry's out, but if I ever decide that, they will never set foot on a football field, like ever.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like don't want them to but what if it's their thought?
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't care.
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: They'll play piano, age three, don't care if you hate it.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Play until your fingers bleed.
• 46:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because because I want you to have this skill.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cause when you're 32 and I didn't try pulled and never teach you anything.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, can't they do both?
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, no, I- it's the rule, I just said, no football, so- so literally know they can't.
• 47:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: They'll be playing- they'll be playing piano every day all day.
• 47:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: At home school.
• 47:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: They don't need to learn how to talk, they just don't learn how to play those keys.
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I very care line is going to give birth.
• 47:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I get a husband for child affairs and is going to get this is this is a midnight Shyamalan movie And the care line is actually given birth to a piano Ouch Yeah, okay, give birth to a baby grand.
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh My god anyway.
• 47:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm what were you saying when I cut you off with that story
• 47:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was just that straight up me giving birth to a grand piano when I was just saying if that like Okay, that's Caroline having a child who is truly a horn movie That's the kind of child that in a worm movie like you bring in a nanny because you and your husband like want to start Traveling a little bit and then based on that kid's not all there that kid can't talk and only place piano Every day I's never shut and they glow red
• 48:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, um, also hate to say at Nick Vile made a really good point on a show about Mary Poppins something I've been saying for years.
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not a good guy.
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mary Poppins.
• 48:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Phoebe and don't challenge me on this.
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was in the show.
• 48:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Famously got bitten by a brown and a kiss spider while in that show.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've been through it.
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, honestly, I so have.
• 48:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's just crazy that you've been bitten by a brown with recluse and have had kidney stones.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Two.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have a huge scar for my brown recluse bite, but you can't really see it because my vitaligo.
• 48:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: How is it?
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it wasn't fine.
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I thought it was like what?
• 48:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever?
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you go to a hospital?
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mom and dad said if I didn't go, they would call an ambulance to my dorm.
• 48:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because it sent them a picture of it.
• 48:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was horrific.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, literally, did you see the bite happen?
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but I was at coffee with my professor because we were doing a meeting about my bachelor's essay and there was like, I also remember that I had like- Oh, you were at Kudu?
• 48:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I had no money at this time.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I remember, I probably had like $3 in my account and she was like, I forgot my wallet and he spent me a coffee and I was like, oh my god.
• 49:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I somehow, I don't know how I did it.
• 49:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hate the professors.
• 49:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't get to do that to students?
• 49:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I was like, that's an appla.
• 49:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey guys, that's inappropriately.
• 49:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I was like, I'm gonna come myself.
• 49:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, I'm sitting there and there was like a wall of like foliage and I feel something on my hand and I look down and they're like a million little bumps raised up on my hand and like one big thing in the middle is like a little spot of blood.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, whatever, it's so itchy and I'm like, oh my god.
• 49:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I didn't want to like, hey, Mr. recluse.
• 49:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: What the hell is this?
• 49:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't want to make a scene.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I just printed nothing happen.
• 49:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, I'm sure I'll go away.
• 49:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I go home.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's now like eating my flesh.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what happens.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: The like poison doesn't kill you.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: The infection does because it starts to eat your flesh.
• 49:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it starts like getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, like to the point where it's like a crater on my hand, like right here.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like black because whatever.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, okay, it's fine.
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
• 49:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I'm just fine.
• 49:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: What I'm just fine.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: What I'm just fine.
• 50:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: What I'm just fine.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like whatever.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably going to have 40s more and I was like, I'll be fine.
• 50:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then like one day later, I look at it.
• 50:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there are humongous red streaks coming out of it.
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I've never seen before.
• 50:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Carol on like like spanning like up my arm Carol on huge and there's like an obvious like bite like racing in the center and then it's like a black hole and Right straight and Caroline as the story goes on.
• 50:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I lose sympathy.
• 50:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why didn't you go to the hospital?
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, because I was like Phoebe I need your number saying about me every time I was ever sick growing up.
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was not get real with me
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: every time I was sick it was you're a dog queen this is different when I broke my foot in college I said don't call my mom until I have an X-ray we because we couldn't see the broken bones you know what the the technical director of the feeder carried me out of the theater's on he said I'm pulling your mom it looks even baseball coming out of your foot we're about we're either calling an ambulance I was like no don't call an ambulance
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, okay, well, they're driving you the hospital and they're like, yeah, you can't put weight on this, your bones completely broken.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, don't tell my mom until I have an extra.
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: She will not believe you.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the doctor's like, hey, we need to ask you for monomums.
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh, great.
• 51:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know what, Caroline, if you want to get tested, go for it.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going with you.
• 51:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I go get the blood test, they're like, that girl has a lot of monomos.
• 51:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I fried track all of George Washington's a state.
• 51:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm exhausted.
• 51:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not supposed to do physical activity.
• 51:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello, bone chatter to my, bottom of my foot, mom's like, you're being dramatic.
• 51:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, if I'm recording the doctor, I'm like, no!
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Please don't take me to the doctor.
• 51:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm giant lying.
• 51:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't hurt.
• 51:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't hurt.
• 51:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't hurt.
• 51:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: We go all the way to the moon's shattered.
• 51:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Completely beyond repair.
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, so I'm just saying, but Caroline, you said it was a black crater on your hand.
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was horrifying, but I...
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: wasn't gonna go to the hot I was like if I just didn't think it was that kind of anything until I looked down and I saw the streaks and it was post-to-show Mary Poppins okay so it was like 10 30 p.m. and I'm home and I take a picture and send a problem and dad and mom calls me she's like I'm calling an ambulance and I was like what she's like go to the hospital right now and I was supposed to hang out with my boyfriend who was like a really bad guy and I was like I can't I have to hang out with my boyfriend and she's like I will literally call an ambulance I was like don't do it so my roommate took me to the hospital
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: They look at my hand, put me to the front of the light, I'm telling you this waiting room millions of people in there, front of the light.
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: But when you walk in with a vertical cut on your wrist, they say you can wait.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can wait.
• 52:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can wait to get it to yourself, huh?
• 52:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so then I went in and they were like, good thing you came in if you had waited 24 hours.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like this would have spread to your bloodstream and I don't know.
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they put me on the antibiotics and then I got so sick, I got so sick from it.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then at the end of the year, I had this massive scar on out, but you can't really see it.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so yeah, but my boyfriend was so mad at me and he wouldn't, I asked him to take me to the hospital.
• 52:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: He wouldn't do it.
• 52:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was like, you're running out of excuses, not to see me.
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what he said.
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, so like, I don't know what to tell you.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I went to the hospital.
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said in a picture of me in the hospital and he doesn't answer me.
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: He didn't want us to want to make his mad at me.
• 52:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think he broke up.
• 52:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got back together, of course.
• 53:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: What a great guy.
• 53:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so anyway, I don't remember how we got them now.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my Poppins is a villain.
• 53:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my, you're like, and I want to hear this.
• 53:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mary Poppins is mean as fuck, okay?
• 53:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And here's what I'm saying.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: She comes in with these kids.
• 53:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: There is a whole song called Playing the Game.
• 53:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: You might not be familiar because I think it's only in the Broadway version.
• 53:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Playing the original Disney version, but a lot of people haven't seen that.
• 53:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Playing the game is a song where she brings all of the toys to life.
• 53:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because this is this is killing me.
• 53:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said in the situation remember a TikTok of Connor.
• 53:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
• 53:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Amber who's this guy comes up for me too.
• 53:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whitney Susman.
• 53:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love her.
• 53:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so maven to you.
• 53:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She makes any guys who are making fun of me.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're like, oh my god.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Amber, that is funny.
• 53:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: We send this stuff in this chat all the time.
• 53:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Amber is just so endearing.
• 53:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's just like, I just love her cell.
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love her cell much.
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's so goofy.
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, she's the boss.
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so funny.
• 53:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so funny.
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have so much on with her.
• 54:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Mary Poppin.
• 54:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: So there's a song called Playing the Game.
• 54:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're...
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: She brings all the joys to life because the kids won't clean up and she makes them like huge like so like bigger than the kids and they all have to scare the kids and into the kids like final clean and I've been played the ball.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I know this and I was like so can we have like the costume who are you you putting me in anything They did put me in a jacket.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like they're like That's why we asked you because we need to use the resource.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: We could find something wait Do you you think you need a classroom?
• 54:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think you don't look like a ball?
• 54:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we were going to be on your own.
• 54:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was pretty, you just told it.
• 54:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 54:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, they're like, you can't do just, like, continuous summer solstice.
• 54:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're like, no, they're like, okay, well, your bulb is frame.
• 54:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, we don't really need, you know, they put me in a gigantic inflatable wall.
• 55:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we had to do a dance where we, like, circle the kids.
• 55:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're like, play it!
• 55:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're scary and the kids are like crying screaming and they just start to clean and like she does She like that all the time throughout the whole show and I was like wait a minute Is she a villain?
• 55:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she's mean and scary and then Nick Vile was like
• 55:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a gas lighter.
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: The kids are like, oh my god, you're amazing.
• 55:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look at all this magic.
• 55:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can do.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, what are you talking about?
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's no magic here, idiot.
• 55:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she in the effort.
• 55:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she just won't ignore it.
• 55:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, I think there are bigger, like, I've bigger arguments for why she's a villain than the gas lighting.
• 55:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: But like, I'll add it to my case.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mary Poppins, not a good guy.
• 55:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: it's true.
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's true.
• 55:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's mean.
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have to consider.
• 55:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should watch it.
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should read the script.
• 55:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: It'll be like, wait, this girl's the devil.
• 55:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: You let the devil in your home.
• 55:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you're right in the devil one.
• 55:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so back to this.
• 55:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan sees that Nate is living in his empty apartment like on the floor and assuming back with drunk food.
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 56:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dorota's calling for Blair because she's a visitor.
• 56:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's Chuck.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck says the deal's off.
• 56:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's
• 56:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you promised to seduce Vanessa.
• 56:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: She needs to be destroyed.
• 56:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I don't, I'm giving up.
• 56:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Basically, he's like, once I got slushed, and I felt like a freaking glee.
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh wait, this is where Blair offers X. Oh, you're right, okay, you're right, you're right.
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, you can do your own dirty work and she says, well, what if I made it worth it?
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he goes, my, my, that girl has gotten under your skin and she says, the question is best.
• 56:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Will you?
• 56:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he undies her robe, and agrees.
• 56:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Gossip Rose says, careful, P. I loved this one.
• 56:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: One thing about making a deal with the devil, he always comes to collect.
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: True.
• 56:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so Vanalvin has to talk in a chock.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So after he left, his lawyer came through with a proposal and everything like looks great.
• 56:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was gonna keep everything else in the day.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're at the van der Witzens now.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa, how'd you get up there?
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: How'd you get here?
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think they let riff rap like you in.
• 57:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're wearing an outfit.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: They, they, they garbage.
• 57:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: They, she's like Harper from Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wiz
• 57:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: a hundred percent and what have been addressed us saying this like she wears crazy out but she's typically in like relatively but I mean outrageous things but she's never in garbage.
• 57:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: So the manager wants to meet Chuck and if the manager or his Chuck signs off and he has her support and Chuck has I'd best go put on something special.
• 57:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: He goes to get dressed.
• 57:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, so Serena is going over to the Waterworth to complain about her family.
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's do!
• 58:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: My Waterworth to complain more.
• 58:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair's getting dressed and they're talking at Lily's husband's and we find out that like you speak like Lily would just like jet off and Serena and Eric would show up all over the overnight bags and it's like in Serena you treat like this.
• 58:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that's all I'm saying.
• 58:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Serena's like, well, yeah, we actually switch between you and the archer ball so that you wouldn't notice and I'm like watching the wheels turning and Blair's that she's like, okay, so you're definitely overly free.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but the first time you own sex with this.
• 58:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 58:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
• 58:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd be doing some mental math.
• 58:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: We find out the dress that Blair's wearing Chuck gave her when they were going to Paris, and she's like, I feel like she's down to fuck.
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I'm getting late tonight.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, yeah.
• 58:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: But how long is this going to be Serena?
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: How long is this going to be?
• 58:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I have a take a point, man.
• 58:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I gotta like clean up.
• 58:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Come with you.
• 58:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: No one.
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: The devil.
• 58:53
  [UNKNOWN]: The devil.
• 58:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: So now Dan and Nate are like, they're done playing soccer, Dan wants tips on bouncing the ball on his knee.
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: He tried it and he broke his dad's gips in and it's kind of embarrassing to watch your dad cry.
• 59:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing to watch you try to bounce a soccer ball on your knee.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, both, I guess that might have been why I guess you're both losers.
• 59:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: might not have been because of the Gibson.
• 59:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 59:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And honestly, I would much prefer crying over that than like you crying because you can't bounce a soccer ball in your knee.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure you know you're you're doing.
• 59:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm scenes.
• 59:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, they're talking about the house when we're in party.
• 59:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate's not going to go.
• 59:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan wasn't invited.
• 59:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I, first of all, he, when people talk like this is very Alex McCord coded the way that Dan says this because
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate, it's like, I assume you're not going to the big, like, fast-banned or what's in party tonight.
• 59:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, no, I mean, man, because this is the first time hearing of it.
• 59:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, one day on my wood, you hear about it.
• 59:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 59:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I, and people in every day life through that tube and you like bring up plans and it's like, oh, you're into this thing.
• 59:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, did you think you'd be invited to do a half to make me feel weird?
• 59:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 59:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, you're not dating her.
• 59:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've never met this person.
• 59:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: need's going on behalf of his family.
• 1:00:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's not like Nate was invited by Mr. Bass.
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, okay, dude.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I totally agree.
• 1:00:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, you are not in.
• 1:00:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not in.
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're out, actually.
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and you know what they always, this, and this is what Dan wishes he could have said to Serena, say it.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you're, while you're in high school and while you're in high school, I am in Brooklyn living my life.
• 1:00:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am in Brooklyn and it's like so like it's it's giving a monologue that was directed 100% here in high school and while you are in high school, I am in Brooklyn living my life My husband can't wear a speedo right now because he quit smoking and he's fat low key
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, before you got there, the rest of that morning was giving the last five years.
• 1:00:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: True, so Kathy, Alex is lucky, Kathy.
• 1:01:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Nate was like, I would invite you over my house, just like a total freaking mess and like blah, blah, blah, and he's like my mom thinks I'm staying at Chucks.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Nate goes to get a drink, and I'm just going to go through this.
• 1:01:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan calls Jenny and is like, so by the way, Nate's squatting.
• 1:01:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan can not keep his mouth shut for one second.
• 1:01:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, he sucks.
• 1:01:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's because he's got a subgirl?
• 1:01:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will true.
• 1:01:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny's like, well, I'm fighting over for dinner.
• 1:01:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: God's making chili.
• 1:01:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Loki are family-coated.
• 1:01:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, really.
• 1:01:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And when Nate comes back up, Dan's like, okay, well, that's making once a year chili, and attendance has mandatory for me, and anybody I'm with, and we're doing scattergory's after.
• 1:01:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like cool.
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: So cute.
• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: So cute.
• 1:01:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so Chuck shows up at the speak easy to actually like see it and made Horace and he really likes it and Horace is like so excited to meet Chuck.
• 1:01:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: They like Horace is like, I think you would have hung out with JFK and Chuck is like, that is what I've been waiting to hear my entire life during the minute that like he is really into it and Chuck's like just really excited about it.
• 1:02:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: He likes the history of the place whatever and so it looks like the steel is going to go off without a hitch.
• 1:02:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
• 1:02:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena gets home and Jonathan, Eric's boyfriend is there dropping off books and we find out he's not staying tonight and he says that Bart said family only no boyfriends and Jonathan is like really cool about it.
• 1:02:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena had pops off her body.
• 1:02:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena like comes down wearing the Christian Seriana rainbow dress.
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, how about love when?
• 1:02:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is suddenly brawn when new porn.
• 1:02:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:02:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so I had a dream brawn when new porn was announced to be on traders.
• 1:02:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: That would be epic.
• 1:02:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Imagine her outfits.
• 1:02:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I'm like, worried about our money, I'm like, how are we going to keep this up?
• 1:02:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like she's friends enough with a lot of these.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Didn't sign to print up, so why am I worried?
• 1:02:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's genius.
• 1:02:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so good for her.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Genius.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good for her.
• 1:02:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Chuck is not leaving the place when Vanessa comes up and like she's kind of surprised if I don't have one horse over, like course trusts Chuck.
• 1:03:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we can sort of see that Chuck is having a little bit of a moral dilemma.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: he actually wants to do this not because of the bet and I wonder if he's like worried that because he's not supposed to do it, right?
• 1:03:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like in the end.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just a fucker over.
• 1:03:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: But now he kind of wants to do it and he's like that's why like he's got a heart under there.
• 1:03:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like he heard the history of the rest of his dad that like really fucks him over.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's true.
• 1:03:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Vanessa's like, are you really serious and Chuck's like, yeah.
• 1:03:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa says she's wrong about Chuck and that she's sorry.
• 1:03:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, he's about to tell her the truth and he gets a text from Blair.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then instead, he invites Vanessa to the party to celebrate and he's going to send a car for her.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, okay, not bad.
• 1:03:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, oh, you'll take it.
• 1:03:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: You'll take the car.
• 1:03:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't want to walk?
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Interesting.
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: You want to take the car for your emotions on that.
• 1:04:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: You want to take the subway?
• 1:04:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:04:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, your Metro card expire?
• 1:04:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 1:04:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: At the party, Lily sees Serena and Blair.
• 1:04:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lily just like, she sees what Serena is wearing.
• 1:04:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was sorry the way, with nothing under it.
• 1:04:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, giving a simple favor in a major way.
• 1:04:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, you look great.
• 1:04:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Barts like the suit looks great, whatever.
• 1:04:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Bart wants to introduce Serena to people and she's like, well, I'm waiting on friends.
• 1:04:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are a lot of friends, right?
• 1:04:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Bart's like, yeah, and she's like, well, does mom know you told Eric you could you can bring his boyfriend.
• 1:04:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Bart says it was Eric's choice.
• 1:04:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, of course, my need of reaction is like, liar.
• 1:04:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then we get an explanation.
• 1:04:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said the Eric, Eric, do you really want to, there will be like, press here, there will be all these sorts of people talking
• 1:04:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's my question.
• 1:04:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want you to be able to dictate when the rest of the world knows.
• 1:05:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did Bart and I'm asking because I might have misheard this.
• 1:05:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did Bart say that to Eric or did Eric come up with that part on his own?
• 1:05:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he was already.
• 1:05:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, I guess we didn't get this right here.
• 1:05:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's in my mind.
• 1:05:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think maybe it doesn't happen right here, but Bart's like, you need to talk to Eric.
• 1:05:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yay.
• 1:05:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not going to tell her to go talk to her brother if you are being shady, because Eric will just tell her.
• 1:05:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then she does go talk to Eric, and he's like, yeah, I just like, I mean, later, she's just like, he's like, I wasn't ready.
• 1:05:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I knew there would be kind of press here, and I wasn't ready for the whole world to know this yet.
• 1:05:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't just like, like, this is our coming out as a family.
• 1:05:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't also want it to be my coming out with the boyfriend.
• 1:05:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so again, it's like, but if Bart did say that to Eric, then that changes it for me and makes it sneak here more manipulative.
• 1:05:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 1:05:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like if Bart was like, you know, there's gonna be a ton of press.
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it was just trying to make it seem like it was Eric's idea.
• 1:05:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't mean to me.
• 1:05:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that's what I think Eric says it later, but I think that he does say those are things that Bart said, but I don't think I didn't take it as a bad thing.
• 1:06:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:06:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think Eric's got a good head on our shoulders like he would have seen through and he would have been like, you know what I'm bringing Jonathan if Bart had you know what I mean, but like Eric sensible, you know, more so than Serena.
• 1:06:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Blair goes up to Chuck and is asking for a progress support and he's like, sorry, be I'm really buying this thing.
• 1:06:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a really good investment.
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, okay, but you're still going to pressure right and he's like, well, they made we made a deal and he leaves and we're like, where the heck is he going?
• 1:06:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the way that he just like says yes, he sees Vanessa walks in and then he like Like hastily says yes to Blair just to get her to stop talking.
• 1:06:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's all kind of like trans fixed by Vanessa Like he sees here's like yoga video and he just like floats away over to her Yeah, and then Bart comes in and erupts them and so we got a nice little glare off between Blair and Vanessa
• 1:06:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's epic.
• 1:06:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we go to Chili Knight.
• 1:06:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is it Halloween to the colonels?
• 1:06:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, literally in roof is like, Nate, how's your home life?
• 1:07:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:07:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: So what's going on at home?
• 1:07:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where are you living?
• 1:07:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, where is home to you?
• 1:07:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is home to you?
• 1:07:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do you keep pictures?
• 1:07:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a home?
• 1:07:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It looks right now.
• 1:07:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right now.
• 1:07:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Actually, do you have a ring camera?
• 1:07:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to see what's going on in there.
• 1:07:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan keeps interrupting.
• 1:07:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he tried to keep it from coming up.
• 1:07:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're being awkward.
• 1:07:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, ah, I've seen Nate do that.
• 1:07:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Need a balance thing of a soccer ball.
• 1:07:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: So why are we talking about his house when he can do that way more interesting and Nate like explains it and he says the river is like, well, aren't you lonely like your mom's out there and Nate goes, I grew up there, it's where all the memories are.
• 1:07:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and he just like breaks my heart.
• 1:07:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's kind of Bryce coded.
• 1:07:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is kind of Bryce quoted coded.
• 1:07:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Bart and Chuck are talking.
• 1:07:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bart found out about the Brooklyn bar and he's not happy.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He didn't read.
• 1:07:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is where I'm like Bart honestly gains a lot of points with me in this episode except when he's talking to his son.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because it's also like Bart.
• 1:07:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what you are villain origen story is, but you are Chuck's villain origen story.
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that sucks.
• 1:08:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because it's like, first of all, hello generation trauma, like, we're witnessing of a poor eyes.
• 1:08:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: But also, and same with Lily, I mean, all of them.
• 1:08:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: This show is honestly a really great, well, it's like Lily's great to Chuck, but not as much just arena, or it's like Serena repeats a lot of her mom, like the messiness and the inability to commit and they're just kind of destroying her life kind of thing like I feel like
• 1:08:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: We see all of these kids dealing with trauma that they inherited from their parents.
• 1:08:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like a, you know, um, but Chad's like constantly just like trying to get us to prove it's painful to watch.
• 1:08:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Embarks mainly upset because he did it behind his back and truck is like, it wasn't meant to be a secret.
• 1:08:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a great deal for all of us.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And bark is bark bark bark is like you have betrayed my trust.
• 1:08:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're wasting my time and he kind of just dismisses the whole thing.
• 1:08:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not least your time.
• 1:08:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: He gave you the proposal.
• 1:08:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: He wanted you to read it.
• 1:08:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You were fused to do it because you believe in your son.
• 1:08:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's also kind of giving like he didn't want to waste your time.
• 1:09:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he made sure that they might also go through it before giving you the proposal.
• 1:09:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then you have to go through all the whoops and then they end up reject.
• 1:09:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 1:09:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you think all of your business partners bark?
• 1:09:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: He think all of your business partners are going to sign off on something if it's not a good move for bass industries.
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think so.
• 1:09:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's not like you're the only person who has any skin in the game.
• 1:09:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know?
• 1:09:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the other
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Bart, you're never here, so the only difference now with Chuck doing this quote behind your back is that you were in New York.
• 1:09:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: But like most times, he just does shit and you're not there.
• 1:09:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you, but now you walled in and like, so that is annoying.
• 1:09:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like you come back in whenever you want.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you're going to like, lay down the law and terrorize everybody.
• 1:09:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he says to Chuck, his Chuck's like, well, I gave people my word and Barcos.
• 1:09:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Luckily, letting people down is your foretie.
• 1:09:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Talk.
• 1:09:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I get so mean.
• 1:09:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Really mean.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I also don't even know if it's true.
• 1:09:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know at the loft, Nate is helping clean up and then Dan, he says the day and then he'll probably go home and before he heads out, Dan is like, hey, man, I know you're homeless.
• 1:10:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: The jiggas up.
• 1:10:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, man, you're squatting.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't know what you know about squatters rights, but Vanessa educated me on this and it's not good for you.
• 1:10:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan's a guy saw it and obviously Nate is like pissed and embarrassed and he's like Jenny and I want to help you and he's like you're told Jenny, what if you want to fuck her one day?
• 1:10:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Actually, things in the squatter, great and Dan's like, she'll probably be more into you that way, not gonna lie.
• 1:10:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but Nate says, uh, we're not really friends, so stay out of here.
• 1:10:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, we've hung out a couple times.
• 1:10:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:10:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Vanessa approaches Chuck at the party.
• 1:10:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She overheard the conversation.
• 1:10:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she tells him that he deserves better than his dad.
• 1:10:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: True.
• 1:10:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: First, first, worthwhile thing.
• 1:10:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa said, I don't know, while.
• 1:10:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Chuck's like, well, my dad makes some good points.
• 1:10:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, it's so indicative of how Chuck just absorbs everything his dad says to him.
• 1:10:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, applies it to his character.
• 1:10:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, OK, letting people down as my forte.
• 1:10:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Everything bought it says about Chuck and Chuck's mind is true.
• 1:10:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it's like, it's just terrible.
• 1:11:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and so Vanessa goes to leave and Chuck like wraps her hand and asks her to stay and Blair sees it.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And simultaneously he's red.
• 1:11:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:11:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then downstairs Eric is talking to Serena and says everything that we just went through about like why Jonathan isn't actually there and Serena is like, no.
• 1:11:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's only worried about his deal.
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Eric is like, I really don't think that's it.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I do, I kind of trust where he was coming from.
• 1:11:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena, we're at a point where like, if Eric is cool with it, you can be cool with it.
• 1:11:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know you want a hundred reasons to be mad about the whole situation about at Bar and at your mom.
• 1:11:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 1:11:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like this isn't one of them.
• 1:11:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It seems like his level had any sensible like, come on.
• 1:11:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then a reporter comes over and interrupts and asks questions.
• 1:11:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she goes, can I ask you a few questions and Serena goes,
• 1:11:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena is so nasty, honestly, I'm talking to my bro, and he's gay, so that's what we're talking about.
• 1:12:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Eric's like, honestly, anyway, um, they ask about their close-knit family answer and he goes, what?
• 1:12:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: What did you, sorry, close-knit family never heard, I don't understand that term.
• 1:12:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: like Serena is literally on one and really like runs over.
• 1:12:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, don't let her anywhere near the press and Serena just puts her mom on blast.
• 1:12:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, should I tell the press about every time you forgot to say goodbye to me in Eric every time you left or should I talk about when Eric and I wanted to like Christmas and luckily mom's husband was a raging co-cad so he left below everywhere but actually I can't remember who you actually married or who you just decided was more important than your children.
• 1:12:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's actually not Bart Mommet's you and she lives.
• 1:12:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, that was a little much.
• 1:12:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Little much.
• 1:12:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying, like, you took a do of Harvard talking to the press.
• 1:12:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, agree.
• 1:12:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was, like, a line you should have known how to cross.
• 1:12:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so I'm just saying, like, take it back what you said about Blair.
• 1:12:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:12:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling you, Phoebe.
• 1:12:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's what you said about Blair.
• 1:13:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Take it back.
• 1:13:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: They both exist in their own truths.
• 1:13:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Phoebe, that's a bull.
• 1:13:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is word, like words, all of it.
• 1:13:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha.
• 1:13:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
• 1:13:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you on scary island with Kelly Winsamon?
• 1:13:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're giving Kelly Winsamon right now.
• 1:13:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, you're making it.
• 1:13:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: What are you guys doing?
• 1:13:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, my friend Gueneth.
• 1:13:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: What about what you said about my friend Gueneth?
• 1:13:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Gueneth?
• 1:13:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Gueneth?
• 1:13:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: How troll?
• 1:13:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
• 1:13:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't keep going if you're coughing.
• 1:13:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: You need water?
• 1:13:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:13:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:13:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:13:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um.
• 1:13:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So.
• 1:13:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:13:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then Blair and Chuck are talking and she's like, the deal is off.
• 1:13:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm bored with the game.
• 1:14:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:14:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's why the deal is off.
• 1:14:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Shut up!
• 1:14:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey girl!
• 1:14:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: No one's talking!
• 1:14:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Alexa, why is it being all in here?
• 1:14:09
  [UNKNOWN]: Alexa, why is it being all in here?
• 1:14:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, Chuck's like, well, no, Blair calls it off.
• 1:14:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I said.
• 1:14:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, sorry.
• 1:14:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because she's bored.
• 1:14:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck's like, well, I'm not ready to do that.
• 1:14:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there's like, listen, pursuing Vanessa's beneath us both.
• 1:14:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so they just kind of like fight a little bit and then Lily's talking Eric, and I do love their conversations together.
• 1:14:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like sweet moments And she's like I can't believe Serena did that, but I need you to be honest, is it true?
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Eric's like, well Serena's timing sucked, but like, she did kind of raise me and like,
• 1:14:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I also like what he says where he's like we need to become a family by actually spending time with each other and not just saying that we are one.
• 1:14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a great lady.
• 1:14:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess you don't become a family just by telling people we are.
• 1:14:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You become a family because you want to be one.
• 1:14:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.
• 1:14:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fire!
• 1:14:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: You need a billionaire nose.
• 1:15:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: the loft, um, Dan and Rufus are together and Rufus is like, okay, I'm fucking loser sons of Sadie Loss is one friend and he's asked what happened and Dan says, I tried to help me and it's not, I know it's not make sense.
• 1:15:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Basically, Rufus gives him some lessons on what it means to be a friend because Dan thinks it means you just do everything I want you to do and everything I think is right for you and Rufus is being a friend is giving someone something they need even when they don't ask for it it also means not giving up on them when they say no thank you and Dan goes well I didn't do that Nate wants to be a long good luck to him Dan you suck I was going to say something bad and Rufus is like well does he have anyone else in his life looking off for him if you want to be a friend you need to be that person mm-hmm
• 1:15:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Vanessa's leaving the party and she can't find her purse and she's like talking to the people who have the bags and she's like, where's my first and Blair walks up with it and she's holding Vanessa's phone and she goes, I took the liberty of increasing your storage space back there so she deleted the market's video and she's like, and now that you have nothing on me, you're done here and by the way.
• 1:16:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck has no real feelings for you.
• 1:16:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was all little bet we made to see how gullible you could be.
• 1:16:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck wanted to get Dan and I wanted to get you.
• 1:16:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Real estate was just for play, seducing and humiliating you was the ultimate goal.
• 1:16:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa says, we'll chucked in the hit on me once.
• 1:16:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And maybe Blair, you can't stand that he might actually be a good person when he isn't around you.
• 1:16:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair says, I seriously doubt that.
• 1:16:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Get real, Vanessa.
• 1:16:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think Blair is the reason that Chuck's not a good deal.
• 1:16:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, literally.
• 1:16:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Come on.
• 1:16:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also, it's just Dick Madyr.
• 1:16:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's how you know Vanessa is just so all talk, no action.
• 1:16:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because she wants to say she's this woke person who like has no patience for this world, but then like,
• 1:17:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: She actually is such an a man apologist and like all this completely so then Chuck walks up and he's like what's going on and Blair is like I told her everything We were playing chess and she was just another pawn that you needed to knock over to take your queen.
• 1:17:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you disagree?
• 1:17:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck literally, we have this great shot of like Chuck and Blair facing off and the Vanessa is like between them and the bag and Vanessa goes to leave and Chuck Lesser and Blair says, good boy.
• 1:17:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then she says, I'll be waiting in my room, come claim your prize in one hour.
• 1:17:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so then Serena somehow runs into Dan on the street outside of Nate's house.
• 1:17:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Literally she's sitting outside of Nate's house.
• 1:17:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he walks up, why are you here, Serena?
• 1:17:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are you here?
• 1:17:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also, like, did you not notice that?
• 1:17:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: No one's home.
• 1:17:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And did you not see the paper in the chain and the everything in dance line is dark?
• 1:17:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: still by her and she's like damn will you so with me and then we go to the bar and truck is going to see Horace who pissed capital pay has already heard from Vanessa and he says I can't believe I said you would hang out with JFK K out of here sysher JFK would spit on the likes of you Was he saying JFK or JFK junior no clue
• 1:18:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: because it's like, I don't think the, is this guy a ghost like, what do you mean he knows your JFK would hang out with?
• 1:18:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it is a good point.
• 1:18:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It must have been dreadful.
• 1:18:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It kind of feels, it feels like he came with the building.
• 1:18:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 1:18:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like Horace has actually been here as long as the building's been here.
• 1:18:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he will continue to be here long after the building is gone.
• 1:18:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's true.
• 1:18:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Horace just might be a specter.
• 1:18:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know?
• 1:18:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, goose.
• 1:18:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's okay.
• 1:18:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, I mean, I think they prefer the term specter.
• 1:18:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just so you know, I'm not in the business of appeasing them.
• 1:18:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I live across from a cemetery if it goes towards.
• 1:18:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I would know.
• 1:18:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks.
• 1:18:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to worry about what's in your mood.
• 1:18:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And what are those tours called?
• 1:18:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And what are those tours called?
• 1:18:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hansard walking towards.
• 1:18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bitch.
• 1:18:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's getting.
• 1:19:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, Chuck's like, no, I'm still going to say this place.
• 1:19:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa, like, over here is a whole thing.
• 1:19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, she made those wheels returning.
• 1:19:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: This reading is like, damn, are you here?
• 1:19:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, well, because Nate's my best friend.
• 1:19:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are you here?
• 1:19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate's my best friend.
• 1:19:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate's my best friend.
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's why I'm here.
• 1:19:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're hanging out.
• 1:19:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so, um, and she's like, and I just came here, I need to get out of the house.
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this is my, I just needed a sneaky link.
• 1:19:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I can't believe I ran into my ex here.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it, she was three, so.
• 1:19:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she's like, well, since you're here, I guys, I'll say this.
• 1:19:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: The only person I really wanted to talk to, I can't anymore.
• 1:19:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So,
• 1:19:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I came here like Serena enough with this.
• 1:19:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you guys are pissing me off and Dan's like well, I don't you pretend I'm Nate and Serena starts having sex with him in that space.
• 1:19:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan's like, not what I had in mind, but it works for me, but we'll fight about this later.
• 1:19:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, Serena's like, I think I've realized like she explains the whole night and everything and she's like, I think I realized that Bart is actually not the issue.
• 1:19:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's mommy dearest.
• 1:19:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Dan, what you're about to say is inappropriate.
• 1:20:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Does your mom not perfect because she's too ashamed to admit how far from perfect she's really been?
• 1:20:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan, Dan is a definition of someone who's a quote unquote writer, but it's only so they can say shitty stuff so that they can be like, well, I'm just, I'm a, I observe things like I'm a writer.
• 1:20:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm really into my experience.
• 1:20:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just kind of like study the human condition.
• 1:20:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I pay attention.
• 1:20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I, I see what I mean.
• 1:20:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I, you ever seen your thought, my quilt, that's weird.
• 1:20:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: um, exactly.
• 1:20:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, that's like an acting exercise.
• 1:20:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: They always make you do an acting schools.
• 1:20:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's like one day where you all go outside and like she's at different places and you sit and you have to like observe people and take notes on them.
• 1:20:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then you're like, come back and that's why the actors are so fucking honest.
• 1:20:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: True.
• 1:20:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was just like, this is like low-key lame.
• 1:20:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just gonna like be me.
• 1:20:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care what they're doing.
• 1:20:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just gonna be me.
• 1:20:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's where it is like you go back to like knowing that Natalie Portman went to Yale and like all these people who I consider cool people went to Yale for I want you all to remember when they really are before.
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys are saying the hot guys, you guys are weird.
• 1:21:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Especially like Kelly, you're telling me how much you want to be a Jacob awardee.
• 1:21:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: You would hate the man if you knew him.
• 1:21:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I promised you Kelly.
• 1:21:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: You would spend five minutes with this guy.
• 1:21:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean once you got over the initial like hip hip
• 1:21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: hypnosis of how good looking he has you'd be like oh yeah why are you wearing wire headphones that are connected anything like it's giving why do you have books in your cargo pants yeah like I don't think you've read any of you you find any he has a soundout words like and you're like okay like but also he starts wanting to talk about Shakespeare and he's like can you read this with me and it's like wait you're too into this like yeah you're a theater person I was warned about you
• 1:21:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: you know, like you're just the guy that terrorize the BFA program.
• 1:21:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll go and up and like you're hot, yes, but at what cost?
• 1:21:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: What cost?
• 1:21:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I just think more women need to remember this about guys like you're honestly better off with a reality TV star.
• 1:21:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because they're not necessarily actors, you know, you're better off with the Rob Roush Kelly than the Jacob awardee.
• 1:22:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even though I also think she would hate being with Rob, she's telling me she would like it because she's think she's outdoorsy Kelly, I love you so much.
• 1:22:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, you were not outdoorsy.
• 1:22:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I was like he lives in a trailer in the woods and he catches with no Wi-Fi.
• 1:22:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: No Wi-Fi And she's like I kind of would love that like for a day
• 1:22:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, you wouldn't.
• 1:22:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe eight hours low-maintenance girl.
• 1:22:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, that's me.
• 1:22:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like Kelly.
• 1:22:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay, okay.
• 1:22:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kelly.
• 1:22:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 1:22:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: She'll never hear her.
• 1:22:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what it is.
• 1:22:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is true that she's not low-maintenance.
• 1:22:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so a limo pulls up and Serena's like, oh, great.
• 1:22:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: They must have had me chiped while I was sleeping.
• 1:22:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone was obsessed and it's part and he's like, she actually see that.
• 1:22:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but she says they must have had me chiped while I was sleeping.
• 1:22:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, Bart's like Eric said you would be here.
• 1:22:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to take you home and she goes and she's like Dan and glad your Nate's friend he needs someone like you right now and she leaves and I wrote I know Bart's the double But I'm just not hating him yet.
• 1:22:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like this is this like him coming to get Serena.
• 1:22:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
• 1:22:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like there's some like I don't know if it's genuine love for Lily.
• 1:22:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't I don't know if it's preserving the image I don't know what it is.
• 1:23:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Make it some coverage to better.
• 1:23:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's something there that's like not rotten.
• 1:23:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you know, something
• 1:23:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena and Barket home, the party's over.
• 1:23:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do love when we get these end of the night vander with some family cookies, you know?
• 1:23:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily, oh, Serena and Apology.
• 1:23:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena is like, no, I owe you one.
• 1:23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena, Lily's like, no, no, no, no, about the 17 years I wasn't here and put the men in my life before you guys.
• 1:23:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty quick accountability, Lil, good for you.
• 1:23:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're all just like reminiscing, having fun.
• 1:23:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena apologizes for embarrassing them and acting the way she did, Bart goes Apology accepted.
• 1:23:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, I'm like,
• 1:23:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't accept the apology that quick.
• 1:23:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we just fart bass better than me.
• 1:23:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, everybody let us know below in the comments.
• 1:23:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me know as part bass better than Caroline Connell.
• 1:23:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are both, we both have a little duration.
• 1:23:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was just gonna say, and we're right next to each other.
• 1:23:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the alphabet.
• 1:23:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: What does that mean?
• 1:23:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: What does that mean?
• 1:23:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't tell me.
• 1:23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't know.
• 1:23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Teller.
• 1:23:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Teller.
• 1:23:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Bart also killed the story that Serena fucked up, so then we go to the loft, Dan, brought Nate back, like a lost puppy.
• 1:24:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's chained up.
• 1:24:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Nate's gonna stay here, isn't that right, Nate?
• 1:24:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: He puts a knife in Nate's throat, isn't that right, Nathan?
• 1:24:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He'll.
• 1:24:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate's my new friend.
• 1:24:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm playing scattergory.
• 1:24:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate's my new friend, and by the way, within these four walls, you have to come on the subject.
• 1:24:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and that's okay with Nate.
• 1:24:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, Nate?
• 1:24:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:24:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, drop a little blood coming out of your neck.
• 1:24:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think twice before you cross men's city.
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what that was.
• 1:24:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so Dan goes, I'll make up the sofa.
• 1:24:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll get the ice cream, but you wouldn't show me she's like, I'll get the cream.
• 1:24:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is so funny that they...
• 1:24:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Pass the mash?
• 1:24:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: The way that they have the home freeze chocolate.
• 1:24:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: We should probably make things giving sure to say pass the mash.
• 1:24:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, let's give it a say.
• 1:24:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: We said that before.
• 1:24:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably.
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: That would be funny.
• 1:24:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, we need some mash.
• 1:24:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: We need the road warriors as soon as everything we've ever said it.
• 1:24:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, I don't ever remember.
• 1:24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, I'm going to write that down right now.
• 1:24:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Actually, pass the mash.
• 1:25:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but the way they talk to each other is very, like why is this the only family in the whole show that is a Disney channel family?
• 1:25:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's true.
• 1:25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like you guys don't fit here.
• 1:25:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll get the ice cream.
• 1:25:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll make up the couch and we're supposed to go and I'll get the guitar and the book of 80s.
• 1:25:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: What does he call it?
• 1:25:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says 80s.
• 1:25:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, 80s song.
• 1:25:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have a written down.
• 1:25:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: It starts with an F, something book.
• 1:25:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fake book, the creative mirror, is that a song book?
• 1:25:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fake book?
• 1:25:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know anything.
• 1:25:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought you would now.
• 1:25:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to tell you what it was.
• 1:25:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're useless, okay.
• 1:25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just want you to hold your real book.
• 1:25:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Real book.
• 1:25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's called the Bible, and there's a guitar book called The Real Book.
• 1:25:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, like, not that creative.
• 1:25:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, they're like Nate, make yourself at home, and then Blair, waiting in her room surrounded by candles, bringing lingerie, like Sydney, Swiny, and Euphoria, and that flower scene.
• 1:25:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is what this is giving.
• 1:25:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck Waxen, she says, what took you so long?
• 1:26:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, if you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for, and then they start kissing.
• 1:26:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they're going to go all night and what he means is I'm going to go all night.
• 1:26:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to give you a player.
• 1:26:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to give you a little taste.
• 1:26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm going to take it away.
• 1:26:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: The road I screen your calls.
• 1:26:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to put my tongue in a throat and leave.
• 1:26:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I want her to cry on nights alone.
• 1:26:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was something.
• 1:26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So the other kissing check goes, say it.
• 1:26:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like where all is known because it's so like on.
• 1:26:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, say what?
• 1:26:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll say anything.
• 1:26:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Say those three words you want to me to say.
• 1:26:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you kidding?
• 1:26:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: player, hilarious.
• 1:26:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says not quite.
• 1:26:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Eight letters, three syllables, say them in am yours.
• 1:26:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says I'm already yours and you're ruining the move with all this talk.
• 1:26:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm prepared to settle.
• 1:26:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, maybe I'm not.
• 1:26:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says, Chuck Bass, I never say those words to you, and he says, then you will never have me, and he gets up and leaves, and it's like, It is so funny that they have written these two 16 year olds to speak, like we are watching Game of Thrones.
• 1:27:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you want to have me as he gets on his horse and rides on a Blair's room?
• 1:27:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like how'd you get the horse in here?
• 1:27:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's what he's like, it's his chain mail back on.
• 1:27:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, literally he put on his suit of armor.
• 1:27:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, it's it's crazy and that's where we end things.
• 1:27:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair's sitting alone and ejected on her bed.
• 1:27:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Man.
• 1:27:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we continue the saga of Chuck and Blair.
• 1:27:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's better.
• 1:27:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's easy.
• 1:27:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, that's the app.
• 1:27:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do I have a synopsis for next week or do you?
• 1:27:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, gossip girl season two episode eight.
• 1:27:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Oregon little bad little Jay.
• 1:28:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look at the screen count.
• 1:28:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, blunt bangs, monkey eye brawl.
• 1:28:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is the Agnes episode.
• 1:28:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's okay, I recognize that brawl.
• 1:28:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know weird way, freaks.
• 1:28:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, here's a synopsis.
• 1:28:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's called, by the way, Prada poor Jay.
• 1:28:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Prada poor Jay rolls off the tongue.
• 1:28:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny be friends a young model.
• 1:28:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who encourages Jenny to not only explore her wild side, but also confront her boss, Eleanor Waldorf.
• 1:28:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who's attempting to quote, Borrow.
• 1:28:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny's designs.
• 1:28:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena meets an artist.
• 1:28:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I hate this guy.
• 1:28:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Aaron.
• 1:28:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember.
• 1:28:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serenia meets an artist Aaron Rose.
• 1:28:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is his name.
• 1:28:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Alright, I hate him, I hate this, I hate the storyline.
• 1:28:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's about to go full of an asshole on us.
• 1:28:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She meets an artist Aaron Rose and realizes they have an instant chemistry.
• 1:28:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair attempts his news chalk, but it proves tougher than she...
• 1:28:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ever imagined.
• 1:28:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh great.
• 1:28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's give me a painful watch.
• 1:28:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right guys, well there you go.
• 1:29:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, can you please leave us a review on Apple Podcast I keep asking.
• 1:29:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know it's at the end of the episode.
• 1:29:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should still be here.
• 1:29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, class is an over.
• 1:29:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't pack up before the bell rings.
• 1:29:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 1:29:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hate it when he I'm like the bells ring in 30 seconds and I have a track.
• 1:29:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, like like this is like come on.
• 1:29:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Come on Anyway, thank you guys so much for listening.
• 1:29:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: We love you Back for summer Fridays this week
• 1:29:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do it.
• 1:29:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I deal with your back for some more Fridays this week.
• 1:29:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Love Island is ending and you guys Today on the day we'll see you into this if it is Thursdays July 9th Big brother for me here's and no, I'm not in the house, but Angela Party thank god.
• 1:29:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, love you guys so much.
• 1:29:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for listening.
• 1:29:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: We will see you next week.