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INSANE Shark Cage Story #1 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

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SPEAKER_00: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
0:04
SPEAKER_00: Here comes your child with gi and braid it.
0:15
SPEAKER_01: Well mate, this is it.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is, isn't it?
0:18
SPEAKER_00: Crazy.
0:19
SPEAKER_01: We planned this at a bar and a lot of planning's got involved, and here we are, mate.
0:24
SPEAKER_01: First episode.
0:25
SPEAKER_00: It's actually gone through.
0:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
0:27
SPEAKER_00: This is crazy.
0:29
SPEAKER_01: We're in a studio right now at 99 7 Bridge FM where I do my radio show and I I can't believe this is for real.
0:34
SPEAKER_00: I've never actually been in one.
0:35
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of crazy if I'm being honest with you.
0:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a lot of people think they say themselves they're like, oh, um, radio station is gonna be a lot of stuff.
0:42
SPEAKER_01: There's not much involved, like there's obviously tech involved, yeah, but we don't need a lot of room for what we do.
0:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, no.
0:48
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be honest with you.
0:49
SPEAKER_01: I've interviewed a lot of people and I've done so many things.
0:52
SPEAKER_01: I've never been as nervous as I am right now of recording this podcast.
0:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I completely agree if I'm being honest with you.
0:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, well, welcome to your shout with Jai and Braden.
1:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm Jai.
1:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm Braden.
1:03
SPEAKER_01: And we have during this podcast, and if you're wondering what our podcast is about, by the way, our podcast is gonna be about, well, mate, you actually made the description.
1:10
SPEAKER_01: It's about two blokes sitting back, having a beer, stuff, stuff you'll talk about at a pub.
1:15
SPEAKER_00: Honestly, yeah.
1:15
SPEAKER_00: So just kicking back, having a yarn, you know.
1:18
SPEAKER_01: You can maybe be listening to this on your way to work, on your way back, maybe you're just you know, chilling with your girlfriend, maybe on your way to your mum's boyfriend's house or something like that, you know, and you're chilling back.
1:27
SPEAKER_01: So we're gonna talk about our current affairs, funny stories that make you yawn, maybe, and you know what, maybe sporting highlights.
1:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, and maybe even relationship stuff.
1:37
SPEAKER_00: No, no, it's maybe not that bad.
1:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, mate, let's get into it.
1:42
SPEAKER_01: Um, do you we might as well introduce ourselves to the people that don't really know us.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: Um, and obviously, this is an audio podcast, so it's not gonna be like a video one.
1:50
SPEAKER_01: You're not gonna be able to get this on video, it's just audio.
1:53
SPEAKER_01: Uh, you go first, mate.
1:54
SPEAKER_01: We'll talk about it about yourself.
1:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, you know, I'm Braden, uh, apprentice heavy diesel fitter, and you know, um, yeah, just live live life every day, so enjoying it the most.
2:04
SPEAKER_00: That's what I can really say.
2:05
SPEAKER_00: I'm actually a bit nervous doing this first time, but I'm sure we get better at it.
2:11
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, you know, top bloke.
2:12
SPEAKER_00: Try to that's what I think.
2:14
SPEAKER_01: So words of wisdom.
2:15
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: Like to think so, so yeah, nah, uh, so heavy diesel mechanic, mate.
2:21
SPEAKER_01: So you're what year are you in?
2:23
SPEAKER_00: Second now.
2:24
SPEAKER_01: It's dude, it's gone so fast.
2:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh, mate, it's gone wickedly fast.
2:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm a um third year apprentice chippy.
2:31
SPEAKER_01: Um, I do bathrooms, laundry, and kitchen renovations, and the three years have just flown by.
2:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I reckon once it hits the like the end of the first, you like don't even realise at all.
2:42
SPEAKER_01: No way, it's crazy.
2:44
SPEAKER_01: You think to yourself, you think, oh, okay, where you know, you think to yourself four years, oh great.
2:49
SPEAKER_01: And let's be honest, the money's not great.
2:50
SPEAKER_00: The money No, it's a it's a bit crap.
2:53
SPEAKER_01: Um, especially for me being a chippy.
2:54
SPEAKER_01: You might be on better money than I am, but being a chippy, I I think to myself four years, but then you just think to yourself this just flies by.
3:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but afterwards, you know, it just goes higher, like pay rise.
3:02
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
3:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it does.
3:04
SPEAKER_01: It that's the good thing about it.
3:05
SPEAKER_01: Now, I'll I'll go next.
3:06
SPEAKER_01: My name is Jai.
3:07
SPEAKER_01: I'm a like what I said, third year apprentice chippy, but I also, as you've probably been talking about, I do radio on the sideline community radio station here at 997 Bridge FM.
3:15
SPEAKER_01: I'll give them a little bit of a shout-out because we're using their equipment thanks to them.
3:18
SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
3:19
SPEAKER_01: We're here to talk about random stuff, and also I'm love camping, fishing, all the good stuff, you know.
3:26
SPEAKER_01: I love AFL getting into NRL, but uh more AFL for the people that don't know what AFL is, Australian Football League.
3:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you kind of got me into AFL a little bit.
3:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, you well, you witnessed me when we I witnessed you at your your I've never seen so much pride in the game before.
3:43
SPEAKER_01: You witnessed the Brisbane Lions getting into the grand final, and that was a lot of mixed emotions for the game.
3:48
SPEAKER_00: That was actually really good, it was awesome.
3:50
SPEAKER_00: It was actually so cool.
3:51
SPEAKER_01: That that was a good game, but uh mate, I want to talk about this.
3:53
SPEAKER_01: I want to get straight into something to talk about.
3:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna do a story right now, okay?
3:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, go for it.
3:57
SPEAKER_01: Like what I said, mate, camping.
3:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm a camper, I love camping, and I've got them here written down, and I've just ridden camping getting stuck, okay, in stump.
4:04
SPEAKER_01: Okay, now we were going, this was a couple of weekends ago, and I will never forget this moment.
4:09
SPEAKER_01: This is so embarrassing.
4:10
SPEAKER_01: We're doing the inland track at Bribey Island, and we're going through, we come up to the end, and we're about to hop on the beach.
4:16
SPEAKER_01: So, you know, when the end the the track ends and you're about to hop on the beach.
4:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, after the cyclone we had recent, if you didn't hear about that, don't worry.
4:23
SPEAKER_01: There's not much beach.
4:25
SPEAKER_01: So I there was two cars in front of me, which we all knew, they were great guys.
4:28
SPEAKER_01: Shout out to them.
4:29
SPEAKER_01: Um, and they said, Um, oh, they got to turn around and come on the beach.
4:32
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, uh, I reckon I could reverse back and just turn around there.
4:35
SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna bother turning around on the beach.
4:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm just I'll reverse back.
4:38
SPEAKER_01: The sand's really hard because we've got heaps around, I'll be fine.
4:40
SPEAKER_01: As I reverse back, I'm like, yep, yep, put it in first gear, take off, and I'm just not going anywhere.
4:46
SPEAKER_01: And I'm thinking, well, I'm not bogged because I can feel I can feel I'm not bogged.
4:50
SPEAKER_01: My car is like, it feels like someone, it's like Superman hanging onto my car.
4:54
SPEAKER_01: It's not letting go.
4:55
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, haven't seen any cars all trip.
4:57
SPEAKER_01: Of course, this is the time when four cars come up from the beach, and I'm now parallel blocking the track.
5:02
SPEAKER_01: They can't get past.
5:04
SPEAKER_01: I am blocking the track, and I'm thinking, this is not good.
5:06
SPEAKER_01: I've got my girlfriend in the car, her brother in the car, all the other guys are waiting for me because they got through because they turned around on the beach.
5:13
SPEAKER_01: This guy is beeping at me, oh, what are you effing doing and all that?
5:17
SPEAKER_01: And I'm just giving him the finger, and then he comes out of the car and he says, mate, you you you do realize that you're stuck on a stump.
5:22
SPEAKER_01: I said, What?
5:23
SPEAKER_01: And he says, your toe ball is stuck on a stump.
5:26
SPEAKER_01: So what has happened is on the side of the road there's these wooden planks that stick up to block you from driving off.
5:31
SPEAKER_02: Right.
5:31
SPEAKER_01: And I've reversed back and my toe ball has gone over the stump and it's jamming me and I can't get off it.
5:36
unknown: Lovely.
5:37
SPEAKER_01: Thinking, great, this is this is this is high peak embarrassment right now.
5:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be on I bogged on Brave Island Facebook page here.
5:45
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, this is what got me.
5:47
SPEAKER_01: The guy who's this 17-year-old red peeplight who was giving me crap, says to me, Do you have a screwdriver so we can get your toe ball out?
5:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking the whole weight of my car is on this toe bull on a stump.
5:59
SPEAKER_01: There is no way that I'm gonna be able to get that toe ball out.
6:03
SPEAKER_01: Unless if you're gonna winch my car up and you've seen my car, I've got a steel tracer.
6:05
SPEAKER_01: Good luck with that.
6:07
SPEAKER_01: So we're like, nah, I'm just gonna have to dri absolutely floor it and just rip this thing off.
6:13
SPEAKER_01: Yep, put it in first gear, floor it, drop the clutch, and I was out, no worries.
6:16
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
6:17
SPEAKER_01: But I thought to myself, that was just pick.
6:19
SPEAKER_01: All I had to do was just go on the beach and turn around.
6:22
SPEAKER_00: At least you came out with glass, you know, just ripping it up.
6:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I thought I was gonna, I really thought I was gonna do damage to that wood, but they they have put a pro they're proper put in there.
6:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I wonder how far deep they go, hey.
6:32
SPEAKER_00: Probably, what do you reckon?
6:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, they were well put it this way, I ripped it off that thing and the thing didn't even move.
6:37
SPEAKER_01: Like so I was, yeah, but what to that got that 17-year-old guy, a screwdriver.
6:43
SPEAKER_01: I get I was blocking the truck, okay?
6:45
SPEAKER_01: I was the idiot there.
6:46
SPEAKER_01: But for you to come out and say, Do you have a screwdriver, mate?
6:49
SPEAKER_01: No, we're not getting that toe ball off when the whole weight of the car is sitting on top of this toe ball with a wooden plank.
6:54
SPEAKER_00: That's gotta be like last resort.
6:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, come on, seriously.
6:57
unknown: Sure.
6:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was not even gonna attempt that.
6:59
SPEAKER_01: That was gonna be the last last resort.
7:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, last resort.
7:01
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be the last resort.
7:02
SPEAKER_01: I would have got an angle grinder cut my gr um toe ball off before I would have done that.
7:07
SPEAKER_01: But um, yeah, no, embarrassing camping stories, mate.
7:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, have you got anything like that?
7:11
SPEAKER_00: Well, I've got plenty, but I don't think they should go on air.
7:14
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I want the world to know, but yeah, I've got I've got plenty.
7:19
SPEAKER_00: Like, we were at what was it?
7:20
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to say what camp miss site, but we're at this camping site and we'll I thought I was in the movie like Wolf Creek and it was scary as dude.
7:28
SPEAKER_00: This guy was like, he had like these axes and he was playing around with them, he's like, Oh, we should have a play with him.
7:32
SPEAKER_00: I was like, uh no, uh definitely not.
7:35
SPEAKER_00: Later that night, you know, Naomi, my my partner, and um yeah, she'll agree with this, but he this guy just comes out with a taser.
7:44
SPEAKER_00: What?
7:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was wicked, it was like something else.
7:46
SPEAKER_00: Like, we was I was so scared, and it was just like a random dude come out with taser?
7:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh well, he was like, he seemed nice at first, like he was As they all do in every movie, exactly.
7:56
SPEAKER_00: He was talking to us and everything, and then it seemed alright.
7:59
SPEAKER_00: And yeah, he just started bringing out this wicked stuff, and I'm like, what the heck?
8:03
SPEAKER_00: And yeah, it turned out real real wicked.
8:05
SPEAKER_00: Like no one got zapped or tased or whatnot, but just like the thought of it was like, oh, oh my god, like something something could go down.
8:12
SPEAKER_00: Like this, this is crazy.
8:14
SPEAKER_00: That's insane.
8:14
SPEAKER_00: But in saying that, when we were I think Did he look like the guy from Wolf Creek?
8:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh he was not really, nah, probably better looking.
8:23
SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm not I don't swing that way.
8:25
SPEAKER_00: I don't even swing that way, but I gotta give him I gotta give him credit.
8:28
SPEAKER_00: He didn't, he didn't look, he didn't look he was a charming man.
8:31
SPEAKER_00: He didn't look dodgy.
8:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh he turned up dodgy.
8:34
SPEAKER_00: He turned out dodgy, he turned out dodgy.
8:36
SPEAKER_00: But you know, I think that was the same camera tripper caught me uh first big flatty, it was pretty good.
8:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh, good old flathead.
8:42
SPEAKER_01: I remember the uh the you always remember the first big fish he catched.
8:46
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
8:47
SPEAKER_01: My first big fish I catch was a flathead, actually, and I'll never forget that moment.
8:50
SPEAKER_01: As a fisherman, you hold that pride to your job.
8:52
SPEAKER_00: Truth be told, look, I was just reeling it in, I didn't even realise, and then Tug was like, oh, yeah, right.
8:57
SPEAKER_00: Keep reeling it in, reeling, and this big bloody lizard came out of the water.
9:01
SPEAKER_00: I was like, holy, holy dooley, what the heck?
9:03
SPEAKER_01: For the people out there that are not fishermen and all that, a lizard is another nickname for a flathead fish.
9:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:08
SPEAKER_00: For the people out there, especially when they get that size, oh yeah.
9:11
SPEAKER_01: And Braden definitely did not catch a Gwana or anything, if that's what you're thinking.
9:15
SPEAKER_00: No, no water gwanas over where we were fishing.
9:17
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of fishing story, I've just remembered this and I'm gonna talk about this.
9:20
SPEAKER_01: I was fishing one time and I I no word of a lot I was fishing, I've cast it, and I'm in a rip.
9:25
SPEAKER_01: So my line, it's the water is ripping through there.
9:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
9:28
SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, okay, yeah, there's a lot of swarm of fishes through here.
9:31
SPEAKER_01: Instantly, bang, straight on.
9:33
SPEAKER_01: I went, I'm on.
9:34
SPEAKER_01: And my fishing rod went down.
9:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'm on.
9:37
SPEAKER_01: I'm winding it in, winding him.
9:38
SPEAKER_01: After a couple of seconds, I thought to myself, something's not right here because I can't feel any fight back.
9:44
SPEAKER_01: There's no, there's no fight in this fish.
9:46
SPEAKER_01: So I'm thinking, it's a it's a shark or a stingray.
9:49
SPEAKER_01: Because they they don't fight, like especially a stingray, they just go to the bottom of the sand and they just sit.
9:53
SPEAKER_01: So you could you're just pulling on dead weight, right?
9:55
SPEAKER_01: Thinking, great, I've got a stingray, I'm gonna have to cut my line and do the whole lure again.
9:58
SPEAKER_01: Pulling this thing and I'm pulling it in, but well, I'm pulling something in, and I'm like, it feels big, so I'm like kind of getting excited, but I'm also thinking, what am I pulling in right now?
10:06
SPEAKER_00: Right, yeah.
10:07
SPEAKER_01: Pair of pants, pair of pants drifting through the water, caught my line in front of my whole family, by the way.
10:14
SPEAKER_01: It's a family trip, and I'm not talking just my mum and dad, my auntie, cousins, they all like got speak game at me because you know I'm a fisherman and all that.
10:22
SPEAKER_01: So this is how you do it.
10:24
SPEAKER_01: Catch a pair of pants.
10:26
SPEAKER_01: So for the person who's out there who was missing a pair of pants, why were their pants in the water in the first place?
10:30
SPEAKER_01: Like, how do you did they just come off and they were just must have been a wicked night before?
10:35
SPEAKER_01: Must have.
10:36
SPEAKER_01: Must have.
10:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:38
SPEAKER_01: I I remember my dad said he caught a tractor tire once off a reef.
10:41
SPEAKER_01: Really?
10:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the artificial reef out um off just up Morden Island here, where we live in Brisbane and Queensland, by the way, if you don't know where we live, um, Australia.
10:49
SPEAKER_01: We represent Australia.
10:50
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we do.
10:51
SPEAKER_01: Um, and yeah, he caught a tractor tire.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: Jeez, that would thing would have been heavy ass.
10:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, he really thing.
10:57
SPEAKER_01: He had the same instrument in you know, instinct I did.
11:00
SPEAKER_01: He's like, it was no fight back, he just pulled it up.
11:02
SPEAKER_00: Holy crap.
11:02
SPEAKER_01: Did he just snap off or probably because obviously when you're deep sea fishing, you've got the heavy gear in the middle.
11:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, deep sea fishing, right?
11:08
SPEAKER_01: So it was just off a reef and he just pulled up a tractor type.
11:11
SPEAKER_00: Fucking holy.
11:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:13
SPEAKER_01: So I was thinking, holy crap, that's something that you don't see every day.
11:16
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, so mate, we got a lot of stuff down here.
11:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we do.
11:19
SPEAKER_01: I I've got another story for you, mate.
11:20
SPEAKER_01: I've I've done a lot of prep for this show and I just want your full this shark story is gonna how are you with sharks?
11:27
SPEAKER_00: Uh do they scare you?
11:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh, I definitely wouldn't swim close to one.
11:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I was giving me my next question.
11:34
SPEAKER_01: Which if you that that right there is gonna change your whole I mean I've pet one at bloody wet and wild, or not wet and wild, what is it?
11:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think what's the one.
11:42
SPEAKER_00: Seaworld?
11:42
SPEAKER_00: See that's the one.
11:44
SPEAKER_00: Seawold when I was like young as like the nurse shark.
11:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:47
SPEAKER_01: Well, I was scrolling through TikTok as we all do on a night, and you get stuck in that horrible you'd think to yourself, you just get stuck in that swiping, swiping, and then you get more into it.
11:56
SPEAKER_01: And I was watching this shark video.
11:58
SPEAKER_01: Now, you know those shark cages you can go in?
12:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and you go in the water and you're in a cage, but the sharks are swimming around you in the ocean.
12:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:05
SPEAKER_01: You know, okay, so have you ever seen a shark cage?
12:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:08
SPEAKER_01: So there are there are bars, but there is gaps.
12:10
SPEAKER_01: There's like a little gap, like probably like like probably about a good I'd say 500 mil gap.
12:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
12:16
SPEAKER_01: All around you and all that.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:18
SPEAKER_01: There's this great white shark, and these people were filming it, and this great white shark charges at the cage and he gets his head jammed in the cage.
12:27
SPEAKER_01: So that his head is in the cage at this point.
12:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
12:30
SPEAKER_01: And because his head is stuck in the cage, he is washing around and rinsing around, but because it's metal bars, it's sharp, and as he's moving around, it's actually killing him, and it's cutting him deep and making blood and he actually and the shark ends up dying in the cage from him trying to get himself out and cuts his throat and he just fully decapitate himself.
12:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fully just blind bleeding himself out and then died in the cage.
12:54
SPEAKER_01: How crazy is that?
12:56
SPEAKER_01: Would you not imagine being in the cage at that moment?
12:59
SPEAKER_01: Like the shark is right there, it's the head is in your cage, yeah, and it just kills itself.
13:03
SPEAKER_00: You're like, oh, what do I do?
13:05
SPEAKER_00: Like you can't you couldn't move too if you're in the case.
13:07
SPEAKER_01: Well, the cages are not that big either.
13:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
13:09
SPEAKER_01: So you're probably jammed at the back.
13:10
SPEAKER_01: But when I saw that video, I was thinking there's no.
13:13
SPEAKER_01: I thought to myself, maybe I could do a shark cage.
13:15
SPEAKER_01: After that, no way.
13:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's no chance.
13:18
SPEAKER_00: No.
13:18
SPEAKER_01: I think you've got oh actually no, that's no.
13:20
SPEAKER_01: I was about to say you probably got better like with a crocodile, but no, crocodiles come on land, you probably Nah.
13:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no way.
13:26
SPEAKER_00: I've seen some at Townsville.
13:28
SPEAKER_00: Um crocodiles?
13:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I've never seen a crocodile.
13:30
SPEAKER_00: I've gone to the um, I don't know what you call them, I don't know if it's the right way to call it, but like a crocodile farm.
13:35
SPEAKER_00: It's probably not the rightile farm.
13:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not probably not so is that where they like protect it or something?
13:40
SPEAKER_00: It's like a I guess you could say it's like a zoo just for crocs.
13:44
SPEAKER_00: It was like up in Townsend when I was a kid.
13:46
SPEAKER_00: Used to go up there, and it was huge crocodiles, man.
13:50
SPEAKER_00: It was crazy.
13:50
SPEAKER_00: It was wild.
13:51
SPEAKER_00: And yeah, it was just this big crocodile zoo, I guess you could say, instead of farm.
13:55
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, it's it was awesome.
13:57
SPEAKER_00: You see heaps of crocs.
13:59
SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
13:59
SPEAKER_01: Because I've never actually I eaten a croc just a coup the other day.
14:03
SPEAKER_01: First time eating a croc and that was crazy.
14:07
SPEAKER_01: We went, I went to this restaurant, and you know, it was like an all-you-can-eat meat buffet, and it had all the different types of meat there, and the crocodile was on the menu.
14:14
SPEAKER_01: And crocodile was weird because it was a mixture between chicken and like fish.
14:17
SPEAKER_01: It was that white meat, but it was very like strong.
14:20
SPEAKER_01: It's like I had kangaroo turn.
14:21
SPEAKER_01: I've had kangaroo in the past, but I know kangaroos over here are a pest, and you know, farmers are allowed to hunt them because you know they kill their crops.
14:28
SPEAKER_01: But there's something about eating a kangaroo that's just it's just weird to me thinking.
14:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's that is the Australian gets cut with spices on it, like it's got a little bit of it.
14:42
SPEAKER_01: So meat that's already come with spices.
14:43
SPEAKER_01: It's weird, man, isn't it?
14:45
SPEAKER_01: It's weird.
14:46
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, crocodile, that was insane eating that.
14:48
SPEAKER_01: Like that I'm thinking to myself when I'm eating this.
14:50
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'm eating crocodile right now.
14:51
SPEAKER_01: Like, that is some I'm eating a massive animal that could literally eat you alive.
14:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
14:57
SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, no, it was pretty crazy.
14:58
SPEAKER_01: But that shark story, I was just like, nah, I I've that is put a cap on me going into a shark cage at all times.
15:05
SPEAKER_01: I would never do you think like, would you ever go in a shark cage?
15:08
SPEAKER_00: If you offered me a fair bit of money, probably would you do it for money?
15:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
15:12
SPEAKER_00: I mean, uh, I don't know.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: Um Do you have a biggest fear?
15:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, heights, bro.
15:18
SPEAKER_01: So say give me a high back.
15:20
SPEAKER_00: Definitely heights.
15:21
SPEAKER_00: Heights.
15:22
SPEAKER_00: Like, there's there are some certain creatures in this world that definitely scare me, but like from a distance it's fine, but like if it's not close and just out of nowhere, yeah, I'm I'm definitely, yeah, really scared.
15:34
SPEAKER_01: But what what I want to know if it's the same as me.
15:37
SPEAKER_01: What is it for heights that you get you?
15:39
SPEAKER_01: Is it the looking down?
15:40
SPEAKER_00: No, it's like the it's like the even when I because when I where I work, we got these uh tankers.
15:47
SPEAKER_00: If you haven't heard seen the company's called Ember Carron Company, best looking trucks ever.
15:51
SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah, on the on the trailers when you go up, like it's not really that high.
15:56
SPEAKER_00: It might be what two, three meters high, maybe max, I think.
16:00
SPEAKER_00: Even looking down, then when I was first started, I was like shaking, just going up the ladder.
16:05
SPEAKER_00: Like it was it just looking down, you kind of get that oozy feeling, and it's like I don't know, it kind of feels like you're getting dragged down.
16:11
SPEAKER_00: It's weird.
16:12
SPEAKER_00: It for me, it's just like the most unpleasant feeling.
16:15
SPEAKER_00: But after after a little bit, it was it was alright, it was it was copable.
16:20
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I can't I can't do roller coasters because of heights.
16:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, same here.
16:24
SPEAKER_01: So the heights like we on the weekend I went up to down to the Gold Coast, and um, we were on like the 34th floor.
16:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and our Kate, my girlfriend, she's fine with heights, and she likes getting rooms that are high for the view and all that.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: And I get that, I love a view, and that's what I'm okay with.
16:37
SPEAKER_01: I love I I'm okay looking out at a view.
16:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's as soon as I look down, my palms get sweaty, I get like really like shaky.
16:45
SPEAKER_01: It takes me ages to walk near the rail to look over.
16:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, takes me a good solid time, and I'll never forget this moment.
16:52
SPEAKER_01: When I went over to London last year, oh yeah, yeah.
16:55
SPEAKER_01: That we went up to the highest point in London you can go to, and it's called the horizon.
16:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it's lit it.
17:01
SPEAKER_01: I I don't know how many stories it is up, how high it is, but it's high.
17:05
SPEAKER_01: The highest part I've ever been.
17:06
SPEAKER_01: Put it this way, we were eye level with a plane.
17:09
SPEAKER_01: What?
17:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we were like a plane was dead level eye weather.
17:12
SPEAKER_01: No way.
17:13
SPEAKER_01: As soon as we went up there, you can just feel the air is thinner, yeah, and I got like a headache and I was ooh, I was dizzy, I had sweaty palms, I hated it so much.
17:23
SPEAKER_01: They loved it, they thought the viewers mate, I hated it.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: I could not, I wanted to get down there as quick as I could.
17:27
SPEAKER_00: Were you sick?
17:28
SPEAKER_00: Because you were sick that time.
17:29
SPEAKER_00: Did that did that like start it, or were you sick already?
17:32
SPEAKER_01: No, no, I was sick, I got sick before that, but when you're up there, you just because you're so high, you can actually feel the building sway.
17:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm not worried word of a line.
17:40
SPEAKER_01: Don't even say that.
17:41
SPEAKER_01: And it's just my heart, I'm getting my hands are getting sweaty right now as I talk about it.
17:44
SPEAKER_01: And I I actually hated it.
17:46
SPEAKER_01: I actually we did two of them.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: We did the highest one and then we did like the third highest one.
17:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the third highest one was alright because I had a bar in there and it was awesome.
17:53
SPEAKER_01: So I was just drinking at the bar and I wasn't really paying attention.
17:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that one where it was really high up, that horizon.
17:59
SPEAKER_01: Yep, if you ever go to London, you you'll know what I mean.
18:02
SPEAKER_01: It's insanely high.
18:04
SPEAKER_01: And it just I would never go up there again because of just the fear of the heights.
18:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, thank you.
18:07
SPEAKER_01: And that's why, like what you said, I would never do roller coasters.
18:09
SPEAKER_01: I can't do roller coasters.
18:10
SPEAKER_00: I can't, I can't.
18:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, maybe the little red back at Aussie board, that's my yeah.
18:14
SPEAKER_01: I like the little teacup rides, you know.
18:16
SPEAKER_01: That's my they're grand, they're great.
18:18
SPEAKER_01: You can't go wrong with teacups.
18:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're right on the ground level.
18:21
SPEAKER_01: I like you don't really you only get dizzy and all that, so but yeah, biggest fear death for me is for heights.
18:26
SPEAKER_01: I just noticed you wouldn't even pay me money to go like when we're down at the Gold Coast, there's this thing called a slingshot.
18:32
SPEAKER_01: So you sit and I've heard about those, yeah, and it just springs you in the air like 38 stories in the air.
18:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking, why?
18:39
SPEAKER_01: Why would you want to do that?
18:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
18:41
SPEAKER_00: Cause I seen as one video, I don't know how many times I've ever happened, but there's one video, if anyone's ever seen it, you know what I'm talking about.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: It's where one of the cables on the side bloody took off.
18:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh, and it it just yeah, and the the ball where they were just hit the ground, and they were still in there, they're all fine, but shaking and shocking everything, like see no man.
19:02
SPEAKER_00: I was I was I've always seen that.
19:03
SPEAKER_01: What happens if one of the cables just that's my biggest thing with going on roller coasters is that what if.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, I know it's a horrible, and people always say you don't think what if, and I get you know, like they're 99.9% safe, yeah.
19:15
SPEAKER_01: Okay, but it's always the back of mind, what if, like, and you go and you think to yourself, it's gonna happen to me.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: If it's gonna happen, if that 1%'s gonna happen, it's gonna happen to me.
19:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
19:24
SPEAKER_01: No, no, stuff that yeah, no, roller co that that slingshot.
19:27
SPEAKER_01: It's like when people jump out of an airplane.
19:29
SPEAKER_00: I do want to try that.
19:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh, so a person afraid of heights, you do want to do that.
19:33
SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's interesting.
19:34
SPEAKER_00: I have to do it.
19:35
SPEAKER_00: I have to do it.
19:36
SPEAKER_00: I gotta.
19:37
SPEAKER_00: That's one thing I've always wanted to do because like you see on the movies, like Tom Cruise just makes it look really cool, you know.
19:41
SPEAKER_00: He just does it by himself.
19:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's he's he's gangster at it, but I don't know, it's something about it'd be pretty cool.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't know if I'd faint going down, but either way, yeah, I don't know.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: It's one of those things where's like I want to do it, but I don't know if I could.
19:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
19:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I once again I would never jump out of a plane.
20:00
SPEAKER_01: I met I actually, my old manager when I used to work out a pizza joint, he jumped out of a plane for his birthday.
20:05
SPEAKER_01: And he even said to me, he said, because he's an adrenaline junkie, like he loves all like the bungee jumping and all that tight adrenaline stuff.
20:12
SPEAKER_01: And he even said to me, he said to me, he was like, it was great fun.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Like, no, sorry, he said it was an adrenaline rush, but said he was it great fun?
20:20
SPEAKER_01: He said no.
20:21
SPEAKER_01: He said there's nothing fun about it.
20:23
SPEAKER_01: He said, And that's coming from an adrenaline person.
20:25
SPEAKER_01: He says, and he says, when he says, when you he said you put your feet over the um the plane, and he says, and you fall out of the plane, he says for about 30 seconds you're falling, but he says it feels like you're falling for 30 minutes, and he says, You can't think straight because he said you're just spinning around and you're just falling.
20:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and he says, he said, when the parachute goes up, he says it pulls you up.
20:43
SPEAKER_01: So he says, Yeah, he got bruises on his inner thighs.
20:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and he said that was the only fun part was when you could see everything and all that.
20:51
SPEAKER_01: But he says the whole experience, he said, What are you doing again?
20:53
SPEAKER_01: No way.
20:54
SPEAKER_01: He said, You see these people like the people that jump out of the plane with you, they do it what five times a day.
20:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, stuffed that.
20:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm just thinking, and he as an adrenaline junkie, he even said it was not fun.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: He said it was you know, it was an experience.
21:05
SPEAKER_01: Was it fun?
21:05
SPEAKER_01: And he said no.
21:06
SPEAKER_01: So that's crazy.
21:08
SPEAKER_01: That's like those gliders, you know, those like those things the ones where they come off a building and then they just glide in the air.
21:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'd uh I can't go.
21:16
SPEAKER_00: They go fast, they pick up some speed, go quick.
21:19
SPEAKER_00: It's like those um oh we're talking about the sugar glider like yeah, is that what you're talking about?
21:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm talking about yeah, yeah, those people that do it and then like they go like right next to trees and yeah and they dodge build how do they land?
21:30
SPEAKER_01: I've never seen one land.
21:31
SPEAKER_00: Have you seen I've never seen one land too.
21:33
SPEAKER_01: Are you landing in the water and you just skim across the water like a rock?
21:36
SPEAKER_00: Imagine you're just like a duck flying in.
21:39
SPEAKER_01: You're just headfirst under the water.
21:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know.
21:42
SPEAKER_01: Or do you like do something with your arms where you do like a bit of Batman style and you just pull your arms out and it just whoops?
21:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or surely they've got like a backup parachute or something.
21:51
SPEAKER_01: I've just never seen one land, and I've always wanted to know how they land.
21:53
SPEAKER_01: Like, they're going they because they're just they're literally laying in the air, arms out, fly gliding.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, gliding.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: How do you land?
22:02
SPEAKER_00: It'd be interesting.
22:03
SPEAKER_00: It actually thinking about it, I wouldn't be able to know how they would land.
22:07
SPEAKER_01: Especially if you've got mountains around you.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: What if you've got no water?
22:10
SPEAKER_01: You just gotta just try and grab onto a tree when you go by us.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh I guess.
22:14
SPEAKER_01: Just hope that tree range doesn't break it.
22:15
SPEAKER_00: Well, if it's snow and you just want to get in a pretty big, thick piece of snow, wouldn't you?
22:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, probably with the impact, probably not.
22:25
SPEAKER_01: I've actually never seen snow, so I wouldn't even know what.
22:28
SPEAKER_00: Same.
22:28
SPEAKER_00: I I want to go to New Zealand.
22:31
SPEAKER_00: Same here.
22:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and do the uh skiing and stuff over there.
22:34
SPEAKER_01: See, when I see snow, I don't want to see it in Australia.
22:36
SPEAKER_01: We are not snow country.
22:37
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
22:38
SPEAKER_01: We got Tasmania, we got Threadbow and all that.
22:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:40
SPEAKER_01: But we're not known for the snow.
22:42
SPEAKER_01: I want to go somewhere where we're known for like New Zealand, where it's known for being like the snow skiing.
22:46
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to go to our snow co no.
22:48
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to I don't want to go to Australian skiing.
22:50
SPEAKER_00: Fair point, I guess.
22:51
SPEAKER_00: Fair point, fair point.
22:52
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, New Zealand skiing.
22:53
SPEAKER_01: Do you reckon you'd be a skier or a snowboarder?
22:55
SPEAKER_00: Definitely snowboarder.
22:56
SPEAKER_00: I used to I used to skate.
22:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you were a skateboarder back in the day?
23:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
23:01
SPEAKER_00: In the in the day I used to do a fair bit of the skateboard.
23:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:05
SPEAKER_00: Definitely.
23:06
SPEAKER_00: But not a scooter?
23:08
SPEAKER_00: Uh I did.
23:09
SPEAKER_00: I did start as a scooter, but and then I went to BMX.
23:13
SPEAKER_00: BMX is wickedly hard.
23:15
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to say that.
23:16
SPEAKER_00: And then I was like, no, try try skateboarding.
23:19
SPEAKER_01: Was skateboarding your favourite?
23:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
23:21
SPEAKER_00: I liked the thought of trying to do BMX more because I liked BMX more.
23:25
SPEAKER_00: But other than that, yeah, it was it was alright.
23:27
SPEAKER_00: It was pretty good.
23:28
SPEAKER_00: But I think I'd definitely be more like a snowboarder type of guy.
23:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I think personally for me, I think I people could they see they say you're either a ski or a snowboarder.
23:39
SPEAKER_01: And I I like to think skiing would be easier, but I don't like the fact that you've got to have those sticks.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, me too.
23:44
SPEAKER_01: And I think to myself, surely snowboarding is a lot easier because if it's like skateboarding, we've all done it as a kid.
23:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, most of us have done it as a kid.
23:51
SPEAKER_01: Um I never did like I was never got into scootering or skateboarding, but you know, I did it.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: So I think I'd probably be a snowboarder too, definitely.
23:59
SPEAKER_00: It's like those ripsticks.
24:00
SPEAKER_00: I love those as a kid.
24:01
SPEAKER_01: I could never do a rip stick.
24:04
SPEAKER_01: To me, that still baffles my mind how you guys got going on one of those.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: You've got to like do the weird twist.
24:10
SPEAKER_01: Like you're doing you're literally twerking.
24:11
SPEAKER_01: You're literally twerking.
24:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh you're shaking that booty to get that thing going.
24:17
SPEAKER_01: I guess so.
24:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: Could you do it?
24:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I loved using a ripstick.
24:22
SPEAKER_00: I never had one as a kid.
24:23
SPEAKER_00: I'd just use someone else's, but loved a ripstick.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:26
SPEAKER_00: Loved the ripstick.
24:27
SPEAKER_00: It's a it's a weird name, isn't it?
24:28
SPEAKER_00: Riptick.
24:29
SPEAKER_00: Riptick for a scooter, yeah.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's it's like a half skateboard, isn't it?
24:32
SPEAKER_00: It's like a half skateboard with wheels on the bottom and like the middle, they twist opposite ways and it's really weird.
24:40
SPEAKER_00: It's like a hoverboard 2.0, but it's hoverboards, god, weren't they?
24:46
SPEAKER_00: Was never was never well enough to have one of those.
24:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you had a hoverboard when you were a kid, you were pretty damn, you were living life.
24:53
SPEAKER_01: You definitely were.
24:54
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
24:56
SPEAKER_00: 100%.
24:57
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of that stuff, like I it's like people that did rollerblading.
25:00
SPEAKER_01: See, this is what gets me, okay?
25:02
SPEAKER_01: I can ice skate.
25:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
25:03
SPEAKER_01: I can ice skate pretty I'm not gonna say really well because I'm like I'm mopping up myself, but I can ice skate.
25:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:08
SPEAKER_01: Can't rollerblade.
25:09
SPEAKER_01: Cannot rollerblade for the same moment.
25:11
SPEAKER_00: How can you ice skate but not rollerblade?
25:13
SPEAKER_01: Don't ask.
25:13
SPEAKER_01: I I don't know.
25:14
SPEAKER_01: You're kidding.
25:15
SPEAKER_01: No.
25:15
SPEAKER_00: We gotta we gotta take it the skaterway.
25:17
SPEAKER_00: We gotta.
25:18
SPEAKER_01: I think I'm gonna break an ankle if I go on any one of those now.
25:21
SPEAKER_01: Are you like oh have you so you've never done it before?
25:25
SPEAKER_01: No, I've like I've done rollerblade.
25:26
SPEAKER_00: Are you like more like the the blade or like the other one?
25:29
SPEAKER_00: What's the other?
25:29
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the other one is, but roller skates.
25:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, roller skates.
25:32
SPEAKER_01: With the four wheels.
25:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, with the floor.
25:34
SPEAKER_01: I can roller skate, but the one with the rollerblades where the wheels are in line with each other, could never do that, but I never got my head around it because I could ice skate.
25:40
SPEAKER_01: And I don't know if it's because ice skating you might you got more maybe grip, like the spike digs into the ice.
25:46
SPEAKER_01: I I don't know.
25:47
SPEAKER_00: No, it's I f I feel like it's like the same fundamentals, isn't it?
25:51
SPEAKER_00: Isn't it like you see I can rollerblade and ice skate because I used to do uh okay.
25:56
SPEAKER_00: I used to roll inline hockey at Pine Rivers Pine.
25:59
SPEAKER_00: You did hockey Pine River Dragons for like I think it was like a year.
26:03
SPEAKER_00: Was that good fun?
26:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh mate, it was the best.
26:05
SPEAKER_00: It was were you on rollerblades?
26:07
SPEAKER_00: I was on rollerblades, yeah.
26:09
SPEAKER_01: Um hockey, like were you like the scorer, or were you I don't know the positions of hockey?
26:14
SPEAKER_00: I was I was never the never the goalie guy, you know, but um yeah I remember Isn't it a high contact sport or is it not in that?
26:21
SPEAKER_00: No, so in lines not really like that.
26:24
SPEAKER_00: I don't yeah, well for me when we're playing as like a kid, like it never really was.
26:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um, but it felt intense, like it was so cool.
26:33
SPEAKER_00: When I started playing for the dragons, I wasn't really that good against all the boys.
26:38
SPEAKER_00: They were like older, better.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: But I remember when I broke my first wooden stick, I was so sad.
26:45
SPEAKER_00: I bloody I hit the puck and it hit the goalie pole and it just shattered everywhere.
26:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, your stick hit the goalie pole.
26:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so like when I hit it, it like it was in the way as well.
26:54
SPEAKER_00: So I hit the puck and the bloody.
26:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, all in one shot.
26:58
SPEAKER_00: In one shot, dude.
26:59
SPEAKER_00: It was it just went puck and then straight into the body snapped right enough.
27:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I was livid.
27:05
SPEAKER_00: I tried we tried fixing it up, didn't work.
27:07
SPEAKER_00: So I got this.
27:08
SPEAKER_00: I remember getting this new hockey stick, it was the coolest thing.
27:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was great, man.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, once in a while, you know, me and my dad, sister, my brother used to go down there all the time.
27:18
SPEAKER_00: They got fast skates, they do bull rush, bull rush, yeah.
27:23
SPEAKER_00: They do bull rush with the um roller skates and just like ice just like ice hockey.
27:28
SPEAKER_00: That brings back memories, and you know the ones where you get like the cone, you gotta like race it at the cone.
27:32
SPEAKER_00: They used to do that with like teddy bears and cones as well, like the speed skate around.
27:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh man, used to used to go backwards doing that.
27:40
SPEAKER_00: It was so good.
27:40
SPEAKER_01: See, I liked that when doing ice skating when they do the games and they like do like um like they you gotta like Red Rover.
27:48
SPEAKER_01: Remember like Red Rover, Red Rover, I call over anyone wearing like shoes.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: Remember that game as a kid?
27:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh, Red Rover, and you'd always target one person, you'd be like Red Rover, Red Rover, anyone who's wearing like blue socks, and you look right at him going, Yeah, I'm coming for you.
28:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it'd always just be dangerous like that too.
28:03
SPEAKER_01: Like, you always had the A enemy, you always had the one enemy, and then that's someone will you're like bowl rush, and then it's just on.
28:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I'm pretty good at that on ice skating, yeah.
28:12
SPEAKER_01: But then I saw an injury, like my um my Kate's brother, my girlfriend, her um, he got injured, and he got injured pretty bad, and it's I'm just like scared to go back on an ice skating wreck.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking, oh, he I've seen some horrific accidents, yeah.
28:25
SPEAKER_00: So I'm thinking, oh.
28:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my dad's gone ass up on arse up.
28:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we've all done that.
28:30
SPEAKER_00: It's so funny too, because once you get you're dry and then all of a sudden you're just wet cold, and you just yeah.
28:35
SPEAKER_01: And it because you and it hurts.
28:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, it's it's not it's not kind whatsoever.
28:40
SPEAKER_01: If you land on your tailbone, telling you right now you're gonna have a bruise.
28:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, you'll definitely feel it afterwards, 100%.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
28:47
SPEAKER_01: I've fallen over and I fell on my knee, and I was just like, oh yeah, and I had a massive bruise on.
28:51
SPEAKER_00: I knew that was how hard is it to bloody stopping those things though?
28:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, you just what I do is I just run out to the barrier and I just hit that barrier.
28:59
SPEAKER_01: Wait for the impact, yeah.
29:00
SPEAKER_01: Just hit the impact and win.
29:02
SPEAKER_01: I don't care if I wind myself or something like that, just whoa and just hug that thing.
29:06
SPEAKER_01: And then how awkward is it?
29:07
SPEAKER_01: How awkward is it though, walking in them on land?
29:10
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it is, it's it's it is really weird.
29:14
SPEAKER_01: You've got no ankle movement whatsoever.
29:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you right now, as your first date, do not go to the ice skating ring.
29:20
SPEAKER_01: That is gonna give you the ick.
29:22
SPEAKER_01: People say bowling gives you the ick.
29:24
SPEAKER_01: I reckon if you go to an ice skating rink for your first date, that's gonna give you the ick.
29:28
SPEAKER_01: Because not only do you have to walk awkwardly to get on the ice skating ring, so that's already awkward as itself.
29:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:33
SPEAKER_01: But getting yourself started is also awkward because you've got to do like the little shuffling.
29:38
SPEAKER_01: But the worst part is if you know you're really bad and you have to use a penguin.
29:42
SPEAKER_01: Um not the penguins! Imagine that if you have to be like, oh yeah, sorry, I have to pay for a penguin.
29:47
SPEAKER_00: Man, I used to I used to like I'm like I can skate, but man, I used to love the idea of having a penguin.
29:53
SPEAKER_00: I didn't know for me it was so cool.
29:55
SPEAKER_00: It was just like it's embarrassing, but it's like it's your safety point, it's your safety now.
30:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I used to just muck around with them, really.
30:02
SPEAKER_00: But did Tokyo drift with the penguins?
30:04
SPEAKER_00: You definitely are gonna be now.
30:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I probably won't be allowed back in the ice skating link anymore.
30:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, oh yeah.
30:11
SPEAKER_01: But anyway, mate, let's I want to talk about this next thing again.
30:14
SPEAKER_01: Yes, please.
30:15
SPEAKER_01: I've just I showed you this video before freaking hilarious I I I showed you this video before we went on air, and I thought I'll I think a lot of people might have seen it already.
30:24
SPEAKER_01: Trust me, I think a lot of people have already seen it, but I want to talk about it.
30:27
SPEAKER_01: AFL, which I watch, there's a team called Richmond Tigers, and they had a one game, I was watching the game too.
30:34
SPEAKER_01: They had a debut player playing, and he's 20 years old, I'm pretty sure, don't count me on that.
30:38
SPEAKER_01: And he kicked his first game, first game of the AFL, good on him, you know.
30:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's a lot of hype behind you, you know.
30:43
SPEAKER_01: Obviously, there's gonna be a lot of stress.
30:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:45
SPEAKER_01: He marks a ball, which means he catches it, he got on the and he kicks a goal.
30:49
SPEAKER_01: He kicks his first ever goal in his first ever game.
30:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he jumps up in the air, he is cheering, as you would.
30:55
SPEAKER_01: As you would as you would in a full hundred thousand seat stadium at the MCG, you've got people cheering for you because they know it's your first game, you've got a goal in your first game.
31:04
SPEAKER_01: That doesn't normally happen.
31:05
SPEAKER_01: What's happened when he's jumped up in the air?
31:07
SPEAKER_01: Uh his junk, his willy, his lily and balls have flopped out of his pants, and you can see it.
31:14
SPEAKER_01: Like the cameras haven't censored it because they they didn't see it coming.
31:17
SPEAKER_01: They're like, oh, and because it's live, they just I don't think the cameras even noticed until I thought I remember watching the game and I remember seeing something, but I didn't my mind didn't quit because in the video I showed you, they slow it down.
31:31
SPEAKER_00: When it happened in real life, it was you would definitely not realize it that someone was.
31:35
SPEAKER_01: And I remember thought I I thought I remember seeing something, but I was just like, oh, okay, anyway.
31:38
SPEAKER_01: It wasn't until I look back at them and now I've seen the video, I'm like, oh.
31:41
SPEAKER_01: And I mean, when I mean, hey, mate, you've seen it, you could see everything.
31:45
SPEAKER_01: The poor bugger.
31:46
SPEAKER_01: Man, the I I I want to pay I don't want to be rude or anything because I uh because I reckon it's probably happened a fair bit of times, hasn't it?
31:53
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know Well, that's what I was gonna ask.
31:55
SPEAKER_01: Surely you'd be wearing tighter underwear.
31:58
SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah.
31:59
SPEAKER_01: Like, you wouldn't be wearing anything loose, you wouldn't be wearing skins.
32:03
SPEAKER_01: That's what I thought.
32:04
SPEAKER_01: That's what I thought, where it really jams your holds everything in there.
32:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:08
SPEAKER_01: But i is that not what you wouldn't wear, especially with 40 pens, as 40 pens are well known for being very high up.
32:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, maybe it's like a just a bit worn or something.
32:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
32:18
SPEAKER_01: Maybe you did it on purpose, maybe you just wanted to get a bit of air in there.
32:20
SPEAKER_00: Good luck or something, I don't know, what whatever the uh thing is.
32:23
SPEAKER_01: But what do you what do you think about that, mate?
32:25
SPEAKER_01: Your first day, you're f you know, because the thing is that now no one's gonna care about your first goal, they're just gonna care about everyone's just seeing your William balls.
32:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, but like news, news flies, eh?
32:35
SPEAKER_00: So, oh well.
32:36
SPEAKER_01: Tell you what though, if you're mates with him, you would just I would take I would take a screenshot of it and post it all over his.
32:45
SPEAKER_01: As good mates, you would do the same when he gets it.
32:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're not a friend unless you're bloody, you know.
32:50
SPEAKER_01: I feel sorry for the guy because there's so many people that have seen his job now and he's just out in the world.
32:55
SPEAKER_01: It's just have to own it.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: You're just gonna own it.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: You can't go back now, you're just gonna maybe next time just wear some tighter underwear.
33:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:03
SPEAKER_01: Also, in the video, you can tell he's oblivious to it.
33:08
SPEAKER_01: Would you not think to yourself as you're celebrating, maybe the adrenaline kicked in, you didn't know.
33:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:13
SPEAKER_01: But would you not feel the air?
33:14
SPEAKER_01: You think to yourself, oh hey.
33:16
SPEAKER_00: But it was so quick though, wasn't it?
33:17
SPEAKER_00: Like, I feel like it was quick.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: I feel like after he probably like jumped around one, he kind of realizes he's like, oh, I hope nobody saw that or something.
33:24
SPEAKER_01: Little did he know that the whole the camera had to be on one and it did it.
33:28
SPEAKER_00: Man, whoever bloody was like, oh, I might slow this down and see what's up.
33:33
SPEAKER_00: Stuff you.
33:34
SPEAKER_00: I feel bad for the car.
33:36
SPEAKER_00: That's that's that's just horrid.
33:38
SPEAKER_00: Like it's funny, it's it's hilarious, but whoever slowed that down just to double check, oh man sick, sick, absolutely sick.
33:47
SPEAKER_01: They're giving it to him too.
33:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna say the comments, but if you if you haven't seen the video, haven't seen it, but if you see the video, you'll see it, and they're just giving it to him.
33:54
SPEAKER_01: They're making fun of it.
33:55
SPEAKER_01: And I I like what you said, I feel sorry for the guy.
33:58
SPEAKER_01: But at the end of the day, this is the internet, this is what people are gonna do.
34:03
SPEAKER_01: Not normally do you catch it on camera and it's not blurred out.
34:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that is the case.
34:07
SPEAKER_01: And I think this is where it's one of the cases where it's like, oh my god, you can actually see his whole package in one, but yeah, just poor bugger.
34:14
SPEAKER_01: I've got to pay respect to him.
34:15
SPEAKER_01: You know, you kick your first goal and then that happens.
34:18
SPEAKER_00: 100%.
34:19
SPEAKER_00: He's just gonna make a comeback now.
34:20
SPEAKER_00: Get it?
34:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, come back.
34:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh mate, you know what?
34:26
SPEAKER_01: We did ask, oh mate, you've got you've got something here, Dash Hound.
34:29
SPEAKER_01: Now you do actually own a dog.
34:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I do.
34:31
SPEAKER_00: I've got a little miniature dash hound.
34:34
SPEAKER_01: It's very cute.
34:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely big dog syndrome.
34:38
SPEAKER_01: I think all dash hounds have like they've got little man syndrome.
34:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh, is that what it's called?
34:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, little man's syndrome.
34:43
SPEAKER_00: Little man, yeah.
34:44
SPEAKER_00: I find every little small dog has something like that.
34:45
SPEAKER_01: Especially dash hounds.
34:46
SPEAKER_01: I've known we've had friends that have had dash hounds, and yeah, little man syndrome all over.
34:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh man, it's horrible, horrible.
34:52
SPEAKER_00: But bloody, I don't know if you guys all heard, but Kangaroo Island, the one that went missing for 530 days.
35:00
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
35:00
SPEAKER_01: I I was I because I was doing a radio story on about it when it got missing.
35:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:04
SPEAKER_01: And I remember doing the sh um about two years ago when they said oh dash hands gone missing and all that, and it was like all over the news.
35:11
SPEAKER_01: And then I remember about a was it like two year later, someone spotted, and this is where you had the whole information.
35:17
SPEAKER_01: And I didn't find all the information.
35:18
SPEAKER_00: Well, he they um it's only recently just come out, I think, too, that they've fully got them.
35:23
SPEAKER_00: Like I seen the video where he's sniffing around, but I honestly would not think on Kangaroo Island a little bloody dash hound would survive 500 days.
35:34
SPEAKER_01: Because how how what how did they how did they lose it again?
35:37
SPEAKER_00: You told me this.
35:38
SPEAKER_00: So and I feel like, you know, stuff happened, you you learn, you live and you learn.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: But they had him in a playpen while they went out fishing, and he's obviously gone out.
35:48
SPEAKER_00: Because those dogs have mad separation anxiety, so he must have been like, oh, where is everyone or something?
35:53
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, you just fleed.
35:55
SPEAKER_00: Flee the little playpen.
35:56
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to be rude or anything, but I I don't own a dog, but surely if you have a dog, yeah, you would not just leave it in the play.
36:05
SPEAKER_01: I guess you you leave it in the playpen because you think it's secure, but surely you would just not just you would have it still in your sight.
36:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I I think I completely agree.
36:13
SPEAKER_00: Like, it kind of depends how well behaved it is though, too.
36:15
SPEAKER_00: Like, if it's not well behaved, you just really don't want to be looking after it at 24-7, I guess.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh well that's without more of a reason to look after it then, maybe, isn't it?
36:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh well, yeah, actually, yeah.
36:23
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, maybe fishing is a little bit relaxed, you know.
36:27
SPEAKER_00: But maybe you just forgot about the dog.
36:28
SPEAKER_00: Like, oh crap, the dog.
36:30
SPEAKER_00: I hope not, but yeah.
36:31
SPEAKER_00: Well my little my little fella, we call him Simba, he's a little cream creamer dash hound.
36:37
SPEAKER_00: Try going to the pub two nights ago now.
36:41
SPEAKER_00: Man, we were there for almost two to three hours trying to leave the house.
36:47
SPEAKER_00: And this dog is yapping.
36:49
SPEAKER_00: And I mean he's hailing and barking.
36:52
SPEAKER_00: And I felt so bad the neighbors the neighbors came around and um because they obviously had the kind of card like, hey, you reckon you reckon you can like quiet him down a little bit for like however long my daughter needs to go in the house, she's asleep.
37:06
SPEAKER_00: And we're like, yeah, right.
37:07
SPEAKER_00: And he just we're not stopping.
37:09
SPEAKER_00: And I'm sure everyone knows Dash Ams are prone to RVD D, which is uh which is a back problem they get.
37:16
SPEAKER_00: It's pretty bad when they do get it, but um yeah, this this dog has built the absolute wildest confidence to jump and jump off everything.
37:26
SPEAKER_00: He was jumping off like we I had my desk up there because I'm trying to sell my desk.
37:31
SPEAKER_00: And he's I've got the desk next to the couch.
37:34
SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't even think he'd jump onto it.
37:36
SPEAKER_00: And he's onto the desk, hailing and barking, and he's jumping off the desk and then run up on the couch and jumping off the desk.
37:43
SPEAKER_00: It's like, dude, you're gonna hurt yourself.
37:45
SPEAKER_00: But he was I put stuff on there, pushing everything away.
37:48
SPEAKER_01: He's a he's a thrill seeker, he wants he he's an adrenaline junkie, he wants to live.
37:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, there you go.
37:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he wants to live.
37:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I was like, nah, stop this.
37:57
SPEAKER_00: I am not in the mood.
37:58
SPEAKER_00: So you know, just drank, drank at home.
38:01
SPEAKER_01: Drank at home, nothing wrong with that, mate.
38:03
SPEAKER_00: Enjoyed it a bit, you know.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:05
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes drinking at home's the best way.
38:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, but yeah, you've got a whole dog at the head of you now, so it's your bait.
38:13
SPEAKER_00: It's fun though, it's so funny.
38:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's hilarious, he's awesome, but he's a little shit.
38:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:20
SPEAKER_00: Just saying, yeah, he's a little shit.
38:23
SPEAKER_00: He is a little shit.
38:25
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, what do you expect?
38:26
SPEAKER_00: Like, hey, they're they're puppies, they're gonna Yeah.
38:29
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, that but no, about that story going back to that dash ad.
38:32
SPEAKER_01: How did that you said it caught on camera or something they found it?
38:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so what happened was it was caught on like this um hunting, like a little hunting camera, I think it is.
38:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, yeah.
38:43
SPEAKER_00: Like they're you know, bar, I'm not too sure if you're gonna have to get a few.
38:45
SPEAKER_00: They're like camouflaged on trees and all that, yeah.
38:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they got like those little cameras, and it looks like it's been captured on one of those, and he you can just see this little sausage dog sniffing around trying to get food or something.
38:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, and then they're like, oh my god, like found him here and here, and they just searching and now he is finally safe.
39:02
SPEAKER_00: He is at the place where he belongs and getting looked after now.
39:06
SPEAKER_01: But nearly two years.
39:07
SPEAKER_00: He would have the wildest stories if he could talk, I reckon.
39:10
SPEAKER_01: I would love that dog to talk.
39:12
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, you know what?
39:12
SPEAKER_01: I found this tribe and they brought me in, and then I was his king.
39:16
SPEAKER_00: He was friends with the dingos.
39:17
SPEAKER_00: I don't even know the dingo's on there.
39:18
SPEAKER_01: I wonder if he went mongrel.
39:20
SPEAKER_01: You know, where you have to like fight, you're like, you're gonna have to kill another animal.
39:24
SPEAKER_00: He was like the line.
39:26
SPEAKER_01: Like that I don't want to I don't want to bring it up, and I don't want to be this person to bring it down on the mood.
39:30
SPEAKER_01: But is that dog now gonna be really pleasant to be around?
39:33
SPEAKER_01: Because you know, that dog has just spent two years in the wilderness.
39:36
SPEAKER_01: He's not been around humans.
39:38
SPEAKER_00: He probably might not even want to even stay in the house though, would he?
39:40
SPEAKER_00: Because like he's just been roaming.
39:42
SPEAKER_01: He's like, I don't want to be in the house, it's boring.
39:43
SPEAKER_01: Get me out there in the world.
39:44
SPEAKER_00: He's been clocking some kilometers.
39:47
SPEAKER_01: He should have had that Fitbit on, he would have got that he would have got that 7,000 steps.
39:51
SPEAKER_01: 100%, 100%.
39:53
SPEAKER_01: I absolutely love it.
39:54
SPEAKER_01: Alright, and before we wrap up our show, we I did put on my story, which guys, by the way.
39:59
SPEAKER_01: If you want to follow us on Instagram, mate, you can link your Instagram right now if you want.
40:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, go for it.
40:02
SPEAKER_00: Well, um, let me bring it up real quick.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: You don't even know your Instagram.
40:05
SPEAKER_01: Not bad.
40:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh my, would you believe it?
40:09
SPEAKER_01: We do need to make one for the podcast.
40:10
SPEAKER_00: But currently, just on uh Braden Double L O uh Lowe, sorry, that's a bit weird.
40:16
SPEAKER_00: Brayden Lowe L O W as your last name.
40:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so just B-R-A-Y-D-X N L L O W E.
40:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, if you want to follow me, Jide dot ward 03.
40:25
SPEAKER_01: My name is J White, yeah, that's weird, I know.
40:27
SPEAKER_01: Ward 03.
40:28
SPEAKER_01: Um and I did put a question out on there, which I think I might do we might do a question.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: We were doing I think we should do a question at the end of our podcast each time a different question.
40:36
SPEAKER_01: And I we did ask you guys your best breakup stories.
40:40
SPEAKER_01: Now, I'm actually surprised how many.
40:42
SPEAKER_00: If you were able to get somewhere, yeah, you weren't able to get somewhere, dude.
40:45
SPEAKER_00: Everyone was too scared.
40:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, sorry.
40:46
SPEAKER_01: Um I actually I just that video came up again where I just of that video where that guy had his thing flop out again.
40:52
SPEAKER_01: So um but I've got one sent in.
40:55
SPEAKER_01: Actually, um one of our mates, you you know pretty well, Riley.
40:59
SPEAKER_01: Remco?
41:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Riley.
41:01
SPEAKER_00: He looked at mine and didn't even say nothing.
41:03
SPEAKER_01: He sent one in and this one's quite sad, I'm not gonna lie.
41:07
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
41:07
SPEAKER_01: This is quite sad.
41:08
SPEAKER_01: So here we go.
41:09
SPEAKER_01: So on the story, my ex-girlfriend had currently ghosted me for about two weeks while still being in a relationship with me, completely avoided talking to me, ignoring all my messages after two weeks had gone by.
41:22
SPEAKER_01: She randomly messaged me to ask if I wanted to meet up after her work and go shopping.
41:27
SPEAKER_01: This was a trap.
41:28
SPEAKER_01: The girl had walked out of the work and walked me into the public parking lot and broke up with me right then and there, and then had the audacity to be the one crying and saying she's sorry.
41:38
SPEAKER_01: Little did I know she's been spending the whole two weeks partying and drinking, and she said she wanted to break up to live the single life, which was the cherry on top of all of it, wasn't it?
41:50
SPEAKER_01: How crazy is that?
41:53
SPEAKER_00: At least he made a bit of a comeback, you know.
41:55
SPEAKER_00: He's doing pretty well.
41:57
SPEAKER_01: I haven't seen him in a while, so shout out to Bobby.
42:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, shout out to bloody uh Riley there.
42:02
SPEAKER_01: He's a good looking rooster.
42:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm not he's a root, but if you're listening, you're a good looking rooster.
42:05
SPEAKER_00: He's also an electrician, too, so ladies, uh, he's got the money.
42:09
SPEAKER_00: He's about to get some at least.
42:10
SPEAKER_00: What a what a loser, electrician.
42:14
SPEAKER_01: Uh anyway, we got um I've got some more here, and I've just um I've got to give me a sec, I've got to here we go.
42:19
SPEAKER_01: This was sent in by Chelsea, okay?
42:22
SPEAKER_01: I was dating this guy for about three years, and I found out he was cheating on me, and I didn't tell him I found out.
42:28
SPEAKER_01: All I did was get home early and packed all my stuff and grabbed some prawns out of the fridge that was left over that was leftovers, and I put them inside the curtain rods so that they would stink, but he wouldn't be able to find them.
42:43
SPEAKER_01: Huh?
42:46
SPEAKER_01: No.
42:47
SPEAKER_01: What a what a revenge story.
42:49
SPEAKER_00: That's uh yeah.
42:51
SPEAKER_01: He cheated on you, so what do you do?
42:53
SPEAKER_01: You get some prawns, which you know they're gonna stink.
42:55
SPEAKER_01: Chuck them in the curtain rods.
42:57
SPEAKER_01: That's smart.
42:58
SPEAKER_01: That is smart.
43:00
SPEAKER_01: That is also disgusting.
43:02
SPEAKER_01: Because he it is right, you would never find them.
43:04
SPEAKER_01: You could smell it, but you were never gonna think to check the curtain rod, are you?
43:08
SPEAKER_01: No way.
43:09
SPEAKER_01: That is, you know what?
43:10
SPEAKER_01: I wonder, I wonder how she would have thought that.
43:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh mate, you some people think of some crazy stuff, you know.
43:16
SPEAKER_00: They just I would love to know how that body just came to the you know what?
43:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm gonna put it in there.
43:24
SPEAKER_00: What the heck?
43:25
SPEAKER_00: You know, spot on for thinking that.
43:27
SPEAKER_00: Spot on for that.
43:28
SPEAKER_01: Alright.
43:28
SPEAKER_01: Alright, we got a next one here.
43:29
SPEAKER_01: This was actually this person wants to stay anonymous.
43:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:32
SPEAKER_01: And I actually, I haven't seen this.
43:33
SPEAKER_01: This was from primary school, actually.
43:34
SPEAKER_01: Right.
43:35
SPEAKER_01: Well, this is not from primary school, but this is one of my primary school friends that I've seen in like for like nearly 10 years now.
43:41
SPEAKER_01: But it was good of them to text one in.
43:43
SPEAKER_01: They said, Hey Jai, I've got a great breakup story, would like to stay anonymous.
43:46
SPEAKER_01: Of course you can.
43:47
SPEAKER_01: This is a long one, so keep up.
43:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
43:49
SPEAKER_01: When I was 18, I was dating this girl at school.
43:51
SPEAKER_01: We ended up going to formal together.
43:53
SPEAKER_01: And when we went to the after party, I couldn't find her at one point.
43:56
SPEAKER_01: I started to search the whole house.
43:58
SPEAKER_01: I was about to open this door.
44:00
SPEAKER_01: When I could hear her in the room talking to this guy.
44:02
SPEAKER_01: She was saying I'm going to break up with him probably this week.
44:06
SPEAKER_01: I busted in the room and she had the look on her face.
44:09
SPEAKER_01: She had this horrible look on her face and I would never forget it because not only did she have the face in her, she was also pretty much naked with this guy.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: So I left the house and walked home.
44:19
SPEAKER_01: The next morning I woke up to her in my home as my parents let her in.
44:23
SPEAKER_01: I told her to leave and get her stuff as I don't want to see her ever again.
44:27
SPEAKER_01: She begged for me to keep her and she said it's not Yeah, she wait, sorry, this person's got really bad grammar.
44:33
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, this person's got really bad grammar.
44:35
SPEAKER_01: She begged me to keep her and she said it's not all my fault, you know.
44:39
SPEAKER_01: After she tried to blame me for her cheating on me, I walked back in my room, got her stuff for her, and told her to F off.
44:47
SPEAKER_01: I hope that was a good breakup story for you.
44:49
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
44:50
SPEAKER_00: That is wow.
44:50
SPEAKER_00: That's actually pretty rude.
44:51
SPEAKER_00: Good on you for sticking up for yourself.
44:52
SPEAKER_01: Just going straight up, get out of my house.
44:54
SPEAKER_01: Get your stuff and just go.
44:55
SPEAKER_01: And put trying to put the blame on you for cheating.
44:56
SPEAKER_01: I hate people like that.
44:58
SPEAKER_01: By the way.
44:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:58
SPEAKER_01: Like, oh, it's not all my fault, you know.
45:01
SPEAKER_01: Really?
45:02
SPEAKER_01: So there we go, mate.
45:03
SPEAKER_01: Some good breakup stories there.
45:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I've um I thought it was like mechanic page on um TikTok.
45:10
SPEAKER_00: And it was around when we sent this.
45:12
SPEAKER_00: It was like, oh it's like it's like this little group of like mechanics.
45:18
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what they call themselves again, it's like the um mechanic mafia or something.
45:22
SPEAKER_00: But it's yeah, funny as these guys like, oh my partner's like cheated on me or some, yadda yadda yada, and they've just like taken all the door handles off.
45:32
SPEAKER_00: Right, right?
45:33
SPEAKER_00: Get this right, taken all the door handles off, and they've left them inside the car.
45:41
SPEAKER_00: How good is that?
45:43
SPEAKER_01: How good is that?
45:45
SPEAKER_01: That is that is brilliant.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
45:49
SPEAKER_01: I remember I was doing, I'll quickly do this before we wrap up the podcast.
45:52
SPEAKER_01: I remember I did actually a story like this on a radio, and I'll never forget this because this lady sent in this scenario, and I thought to myself, I'm thinking, you are crazy.
46:02
SPEAKER_01: She slashed all four tires.
46:05
SPEAKER_01: Real?
46:05
SPEAKER_01: All four of them.
46:06
SPEAKER_01: It was that bad.
46:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she just went all four out, just got killed them all.
46:10
SPEAKER_01: Bang, bang.
46:11
SPEAKER_01: And I thought to myself, that's insane.
46:12
SPEAKER_01: Normally, one, you know, you do one because you know you don't be that type of person, but doing all four, yeah, pretty.
46:21
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
46:22
SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
46:23
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, mate, there we go.
46:24
SPEAKER_01: First episode done.
46:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well.
46:26
SPEAKER_01: What do you think, mate?
46:26
SPEAKER_01: You do you reckon your nerves got a bit better towards that?
46:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I actually think so, yeah.
46:30
SPEAKER_01: It's pretty good, you know.
46:30
SPEAKER_01: We're just like pub chats, mate.
46:32
SPEAKER_01: We just yeah.
46:33
SPEAKER_01: For the people that don't know, this idea came through us sitting at a bar.
46:37
SPEAKER_01: Do you remember at the brewery?
46:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what was it?
46:39
SPEAKER_00: Buddy Brew.
46:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Buddy Brew, shout out to you guys.
46:41
SPEAKER_00: Shout out to you guys, you know, making this happen in a sense, I guess.
46:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we thought to ourselves, let's just do it.
46:46
SPEAKER_01: And I've always I'm I'm because obviously I'm in radio and all that, I've always wanted to do a podcast, but I've never found the right person.
46:52
SPEAKER_01: And when you said I'm keen, I'm like brave.
46:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just listen to bad friends and shout out to them and alpha blokes, you know.
46:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the best podcast, yeah.
47:00
SPEAKER_01: Shout out to them.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: I also listen to Jammer and Dylan.
47:02
SPEAKER_01: Um, shout out to them.
47:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're a good one I listen to, so I get you know I get a lot of my inspiration from them because they're just two guys that are about 25, 26, and they're just ripper guys.
47:10
SPEAKER_01: So listen to them too for a podcast.
47:12
SPEAKER_01: But mate, I think we're trying to make this weekly again.
47:14
SPEAKER_01: Obviously, you you work, so you actually for people don't know, you work nine, you do what proper work.
47:19
SPEAKER_00: I I do uh nine days on and five days off.
47:21
SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
47:22
SPEAKER_00: So every so every two weeks or every swing that I'm on, every nine days I'm on, I'll be on call.
47:30
SPEAKER_00: So probably might miss out on a Monday just in case I have to get caught out.
47:35
SPEAKER_00: The public holiday we just had, I did on that Monday.
47:38
SPEAKER_00: I just did 14 hours on the Monday 6.
47:43
SPEAKER_00: And then it was like, oh, it's crazy.
47:45
SPEAKER_00: At like 8 30 at night, I had to go all the way to Gatton.
47:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh, and I had to come all the way back, and it was an absolute, you know, shit show.
47:53
SPEAKER_00: But what you what do you do for money, man?
47:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you gotta do this, you gotta make the money, don't you?
47:57
SPEAKER_01: You gotta work hard.
47:59
SPEAKER_01: So obviously, like what you said, mate.
48:00
SPEAKER_01: Obviously, with your work, obviously I work a normal five-day week with my thing, but we're gonna try and make it weekly as possible.
48:05
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
48:06
SPEAKER_01: But we're we oh you know, let us know too.
48:08
SPEAKER_01: What you know, did you like the podcast?
48:10
SPEAKER_01: What can we improve on?
48:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what do you want us to talk about?
48:12
SPEAKER_02: Okay, oh yeah, 100%.
48:13
SPEAKER_01: You know, we would like to, you know, hear some great stories, but stay tuned on our Instagram because we'll send out another question for you guys to get involved in.
48:20
SPEAKER_00: Yes, please, please, bloody uh.
48:22
SPEAKER_01: First episode, mate.
48:23
SPEAKER_01: I think we've done pretty well.
48:24
SPEAKER_01: I thought we did pretty well.
48:25
SPEAKER_00: I think we've done pretty well too.
48:26
SPEAKER_00: I didn't I didn't stutter that much, did I?
48:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
48:29
SPEAKER_00: I'll go back and edit and we'll find out.
48:31
SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
48:32
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be like a 50-minute podcast down to like a 30-minute podcast.
48:37
SPEAKER_01: All right, mate.
48:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know what, mate?
48:38
SPEAKER_01: Let's get out of here.
48:39
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we'll get out of the studio and we'll go home.
48:42
SPEAKER_01: I got some buttered chicken wine at home for.
48:43
SPEAKER_01: Oh, stop.
48:44
SPEAKER_01: I must stop at your place, buttered chicken.
48:46
SPEAKER_01: I think I'm having bangers and max.
48:47
SPEAKER_00: That's what you're talking about next.
48:48
SPEAKER_00: Bloody feeds.
48:49
SPEAKER_00: Best feed you ever cooked up.
48:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's the that can be the question.
48:53
SPEAKER_01: The best feed that you ever cook up.
48:54
SPEAKER_00: What is your favorite?
48:55
SPEAKER_00: Bring detail too, please, people.
48:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm a food person, so we want the juiciest detail.
49:00
SPEAKER_01: We want the deep, we like the details.
49:03
SPEAKER_01: We we we should do that.
49:04
SPEAKER_01: We should have luck.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: I reckon.
49:06
SPEAKER_01: Mate, great.
49:06
SPEAKER_01: Well, you go enjoy your butter chicken, you lucky prick, and I'm gonna enjoy my bangers and mash.
49:11
SPEAKER_01: Can't go wrong with bangers mash.
49:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, thank you guys for listening.
49:13
SPEAKER_01: You have a good one.
49:14
SPEAKER_01: See ya.
49:14
SPEAKER_00: See ya.
49:15
SPEAKER_00: Your shout with guide and rated.