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Jaime Jaquez Jr. Presser Goes Off the Rails | Marco Is Off the Ball, Ep. 3 · Bleacher Report

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  Speaker 1: Hello, how you doing doing? Good man?
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  Speaker 2: How are you trying to get my life together?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right?
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  Speaker 3: We all Yeah, nice to meet you. Uh so you
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: was having a staring contest with Blake? You wanna do
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  Speaker 3: it over?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I do, Blake. I'm good at this game.
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  Speaker 2: Wy how are you good at that? No blinking? Let
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  Speaker 2: the world know who you are if they don't know
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  Speaker 2: who you are.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Hyman Hockeys Junior. I played basketball, so
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  Speaker 4: no slow. My name is hym At Hockeys Junior.
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  Speaker 2: I played Okay, which one is the first name?
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  Speaker 1: Oka? Say it?
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  Speaker 4: My name is Hymt Hockeys Junior.
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  Speaker 2: And you name? Where'd you get your name from?
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  Speaker 4: I am a junior, so it came from my dad.
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  Speaker 2: He's a daddy boy. I guess did you know you
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  Speaker 2: were going to the league.
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  Speaker 4: I knew when I got drafted the eighteenth pick on
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  Speaker 4: the Miami Heat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Hockeys And then what did you do? Did
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  Speaker 1: you cry? I did cry? Yeah? You did?
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  Speaker 2: You acted out for me? Can you talking about you cried?
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  Speaker 1: I won't like this so the camera couldn't see me.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say your favorite all time actor? You got lit'sten?
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  Speaker 2: You got one? You gotta let one go? You got
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  Speaker 2: Adam Sadler, Adam Sandler, yes? Or Will Smith you gotta
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  Speaker 2: let one go.
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  Speaker 1: That's a tough one.
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  Speaker 2: Adam Samdler got more movies?
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  Speaker 1: He probably does, got more movies. I probably have to
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  Speaker 1: go with Adam Sandler.
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  Speaker 3: Now, all right, Adam Sammler, Or let's see who you got?
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  Speaker 3: What's the good actor that you like? Bruce Willis? Bruce Willis?
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know that is?
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  Speaker 1: Is he in dill? Bruce Willis is seeing fast and furious?
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  Speaker 2: Is that your cousin?
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  Speaker 1: Only?
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  Speaker 3: Bruce Lee our favorite comedian? I really like Dave Chappelle
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  Speaker 3: and who else? I like Kevin Hart?
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  Speaker 2: And who else?
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  Speaker 1: Bill Burr's pretty funny?
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  Speaker 2: And who else?
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  Speaker 1: Man Shane Gillis and who else? Man? I I'm forgetting
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  Speaker 1: the name of like all these guys that I'm thinking of.
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  Speaker 1: I said Bill Burr, right, I say, Kevin.
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  Speaker 2: Hart a favorite comedian?
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  Speaker 1: Bill Burr?
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  Speaker 2: And who else?
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  Speaker 4: Martin Lewis?
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  Speaker 2: And who else? Okay, who is your favorite comedian? Y?
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  Speaker 1: Y'all? Did?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: That's just fuck me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I mean that's what that is, like you name them all?
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  Speaker 2: That's it and I'm just here, Yeah, yeah, you wanna
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  Speaker 2: know my favorite basketball players?
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  Speaker 1: Who's your favorite basketball player?
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  Speaker 3: It's a long list, and I got like thousands of them, thousands.
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  Speaker 2: You got Steve Nash, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Roger Bell, okay, KD KD, Jimmy Butler, Jimmy y.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole Miami Heat team.
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  Speaker 3: You know, they got a great You know it's not
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  Speaker 3: somebody you know, besides who somebody, but I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 3: say their name.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's a little interesting.
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  Speaker 2: What's your favorite song right now?
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  Speaker 1: My favorite song right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hype you up? What do you listen to before you
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  Speaker 2: get to the game.
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  Speaker 1: What do I listen to? I kind of listened to
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  Speaker 1: some chill music, you know, song give us a put
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  Speaker 1: a song. Let me looked at my playlist real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Give you some real detailed stuff. Oh I like timeless
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  Speaker 1: a lot timeless.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's get a performance, ladies and gemla. Let's
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  Speaker 3: give it up a timeless. Let's perform and that when
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  Speaker 3: you go in to the song, I'm doing the song.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't sing, man, I just listen.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in an admirer of art.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, that was so dope. Man, that was a
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  Speaker 2: great song.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, I got a gift for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I actually want to deliver a message to you, dryer.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing?
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  Speaker 2: What's your name? Might are your name?
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  Speaker 1: Marco? Two? I'll come see over here.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Marco party.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing?
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  Speaker 3: It's sitting there with the one and only your mind,
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  Speaker 3: letting them know this right here two times for me?
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  Speaker 5: You Blue, my Parley, you Blue?
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  Speaker 2: Give me to him again?
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  Speaker 1: You Blue? Oh, I'm sorry about that.
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  Speaker 2: Anyone told you that you look like John Wi.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've gotten that a lot. Keanu Reeves.
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  Speaker 4: If you ever want to play me in a movie,
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  Speaker 4: let me know, or I could play you in a movie.
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  Speaker 4: Can I trust you?
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  Speaker 5: Moving forward to pick for my parly?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? What a k do you say about
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  Speaker 1: Paula is? Can I cuss? He said? Fuck you Paula
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  Speaker 1: for oh.
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  Speaker 5: Too?
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  Speaker 6: Thanks man? No, I love you guys too. This is beautiful,
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  Speaker 6: This really is. We can't please them all.
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  Speaker 2: Eagles are the Chiefs? Who did you want to win
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  Speaker 2: the Super Bowl?
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  Speaker 1: I wanted the Chiefs to win?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I'm from Kansas City.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry you sorry for what they team lost?
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  Speaker 1: No, we won one.
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  Speaker 4: What my friend was actually he was in Philadelphia when
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  Speaker 4: they won. He said, it was like so much fun
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  Speaker 4: and they won the super Bowl and it was like
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  Speaker 4: amazing and.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone was just happy.
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  Speaker 2: You please, all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, guys, well appreciate it. Show's over. Thank y'all for coming.
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting the hell out of.
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  Speaker 1: Here, are you? What are you walking out?
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  Speaker 2: Ton us? This is I'm gonna show you how you was.
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  Speaker 2: And it was just like yo, It's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, yeah, I'm better than everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Your polags like I do what I want? Yeah, uh huh.
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  Speaker 3: And I no favorite songs, but I'm not gonna sing
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  Speaker 3: on why because I'm that guy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Next question exactly. Next question, ask me a question about you.
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  Speaker 1: What I get my degree in?
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  Speaker 2: That's personal?
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  Speaker 1: Next question, when's my birthday? Next question, what's my favorite color?
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  Speaker 3: Next question like something okay, basketball related?
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  Speaker 1: What team do I play for?
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  Speaker 2: Miami?
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  Speaker 1: What year is this for me?
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  Speaker 2: Second year?
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  Speaker 1: What round did we lose in the playoffs? Last year.
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  Speaker 2: They lost because they didn't start you.
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  Speaker 1: I was starting.
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  Speaker 2: What do you say?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a little awkward.
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  Speaker 2: He was really he was starting m m m hmm.
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  Speaker 1: So much of a fan, he is, right? Can you
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  Speaker 1: can I tell you to say something you're not a
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  Speaker 1: real fun Yeah. See that.
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  Speaker 2: You see how we are?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I tell pastor assist you see that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh what she just saying?
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  Speaker 6: Silence yourself from your.
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  Speaker 3: Mouth, so basically shut the fuck up. Yeah right, you see,
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  Speaker 3: we didn't say nothing to me. What did we say
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  Speaker 3: to you?
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  Speaker 1: You told me to shut up?
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  Speaker 2: That's what you said. I said.
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  Speaker 6: That she got what she means to shut up.
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  Speaker 1: Fucker.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Now I was wrong when I did that. I
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  Speaker 2: was wrong because I told him to say that, and
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  Speaker 2: I can admit it. You know I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not that sensitive, bro, No.
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  Speaker 3: No, I am because my grandma watching this? Oh, you
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  Speaker 3: got anything to say to my grandma?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: She's dead?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: All right, well you got anything you want to say
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  Speaker 2: to your fans? Before we leave?
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to y'all. Man, appreciate you guys, Love you guys.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be doing comedy after this. Funny Marco's gonna
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  Speaker 4: teach me how to be a comedian.
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  Speaker 3: You saying me, you talking about me in my face.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, hopefully one day, like you said, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: teach me. He said, hopefully, I'll be funny. So you're
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  Speaker 3: saying I don't know the ship I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: But your name is funny Marco.
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  Speaker 2: Right, you know who gave me that name?
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  Speaker 1: Yourself?
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  Speaker 2: A crackhead? Oh and he's dead, corn break.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that. What's he your friend?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: The world? If you're watching, it's the part where we
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  Speaker 2: ure ended. All right, No, that was don't that's how
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  Speaker 2: that's my outro?
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  Speaker 1: Oh do I get an outrollright?
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  Speaker 2: Give him one?
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  Speaker 1: You saw here? First, leads report?
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  Speaker 2: What is that little sexy look you're doing?
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  Speaker 1: Why'd you think it was sexyright?
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  Speaker 2: You got me?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll see y'all the next time we do this interview.
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  Speaker 1: See all that?
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  Speaker 2: Man, that's sexy? Look again?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you are a beautiful person?
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, thank you man. I think you're pretty nice too.
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  Speaker 2: This is not my type.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what's your type? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: All right,