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- 0:31Speaker 2: And for another episode in the Sherlock Holmes series.
- 0:34Speaker 3: And this one's called The Illustrious Client.
- 0:40Speaker 4: There's only one thing more pleasant than the Turkish bath itself, Watson.
- 0:44Speaker 5: Well, what's that, Holmes?
- 0:46Speaker 4: The pleasant lassitude of the drying room. I never knew
- 0:49Speaker 4: tobacco tastes pleasanter anywhere.
- 0:52Speaker 6: Can't say it makes that shag of yours smell any better. Still,
- 0:56Speaker 6: you're right about the drying room, Holmes. It does something
- 0:59Speaker 6: for you.
- 1:00Speaker 2: For me? Yes.
- 1:02Speaker 6: Gets rid of some of your confounded reticence. Makes you, well,
- 1:06Speaker 6: I was going to say, makes you more human.
- 1:10Speaker 5: Does it indeed?
- 1:10Speaker 4: What I suppose you really mean, Watson, is that you
- 1:14Speaker 4: find it loosens my tongue and helps to satisfy that
- 1:17Speaker 4: insatiable curiosity of yours, eh?
- 1:21Speaker 6: Well, I had thought of asking you whether you had
- 1:23Speaker 6: anything of interest on hand at the moment.
- 1:25Speaker 5: And now you have asked?
- 1:27Speaker 4: I think you will find your answer in those papers
- 1:29Speaker 4: sticking out of my jacket pocket there.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Oh, where?
- 1:33Speaker 6: These?
- 1:34Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:34Speaker 5: To be more precise, it's a letter. You may read it,
- 1:37Speaker 5: if you wish.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
- 1:41Speaker 6: Address from the Carlton Club yesterday evening.
- 1:43Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:46Speaker 6: Sir James Damery presents his compliments to Mr. Sherlock Holmes
- 1:50Speaker 6: and will call upon him at 4.30 tomorrow. James begs
- 1:53Speaker 6: to say that the matter upon which he desires to
- 1:56Speaker 6: consult Mr. Holmes is very delicate and also very important.
- 2:00Speaker 6: He trusts, therefore, that Mr. Holmes will make every effort
- 2:03Speaker 6: to grant this interview.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Pretty formal, eh, Holmes?
- 2:08Speaker 5: How do you know of this man, Damery?
- 2:10Speaker 2: Only that his name's a household word in society.
- 2:13Speaker 5: I can tell you a little more than that.
- 2:15Speaker 4: He has rather a reputation for arranging delicate matters which
- 2:19Speaker 4: are to be kept out of the papers. You may
- 2:22Speaker 4: remember his negotiations with Sir George Lewis over the Hammerford
- 2:25Speaker 4: Will case.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I do.
- 2:27Speaker 4: He's a man of the world with a natural turn
- 2:29Speaker 4: for diplomacy. I'm bound to hope, therefore, that this is
- 2:33Speaker 4: not a false scent. He must have some real need
- 2:37Speaker 4: of our assistance.
- 2:38Speaker 2: Our assistance, Holmes?
- 2:40Speaker 5: Well, if you'll be so good. I shall be honoured.
- 2:42Speaker 5: Then you have the hour. 4.30. Until then, we can
- 2:47Speaker 5: put the matter out of our heads.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Come in.
- 2:53Speaker 5: Come in, Sir James.
- 2:55Speaker 4: Welcome to my humble abode.
- 2:56Speaker 2: Delighted, Mr.
- 2:57Speaker 5: Holmes.
- 2:58Speaker 2: Now, this no doubt is Dr. Watson. Yes. How do
- 3:03Speaker 2: you do, sir? I was prepared to find you here, doctor. Mr.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Holmes may find your collaboration very necessary, I fancy. Indeed.
- 3:12Speaker 5: Pray take the basket, sir.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 3:17Speaker 5: My, sir.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Mr. Holmes, have you ever heard of Baron Gruner?
- 3:22Speaker 5: The Austrian murderer.
- 3:24Speaker 6: Oh, there's no getting past you at all, Mr.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Holmes. So, you've sized him up as a murderer already.
- 3:31Speaker 4: It is my business to follow the details of continental crime.
- 3:35Speaker 4: Who could possibly have read what happened in Prague and
- 3:38Speaker 4: have any doubts about the man's guilt? It was a
- 3:41Speaker 4: purely technical legal point in the death of a witness
- 3:43Speaker 4: that saved him. I'm sure he killed his wife when
- 3:47Speaker 4: that so-called accident happened in the Spookin' Pass, as if
- 3:50Speaker 4: I'd seen him do it.
- 3:51Speaker 2: And many people would agree with you.
- 3:54Speaker 5: I also know that he has come to England.
- 3:56Speaker 4: In fact, I had a presentiment that sooner or later
- 3:58Speaker 4: he would find some work for me to do.
- 4:01Speaker 5: Well, what's he been up to?
- 4:04Speaker 4: Not the old tragedy again?
- 4:06Speaker 6: No, more serious than that. To revenge crime is important,
- 4:11Speaker 6: but to prevent it is more so.
- 4:12Speaker 5: Agreed.
- 4:13Speaker 6: It's a terrible thing, Mr. Holmes, to see a dreadful event,
- 4:17Speaker 6: an atrocious situation, preparing itself before your eyes, and yet
- 4:22Speaker 6: be utterly unable to avert it.
- 4:25Speaker 2: You all agree, Watson? Can a human being be placed
- 4:28Speaker 2: in a more trying position? I hardly think so.
- 4:31Speaker 6: Then you all both sympathize with the client in whose
- 4:34Speaker 6: interests I'm acting.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Oh.
- 4:37Speaker 4: I didn't understand that you were merely an intermediary. Who
- 4:41Speaker 4: is the principal, then?
- 4:42Speaker 2: Mr.
- 4:42Speaker 6: Holmes, I must beg you not to press that question.
- 4:45Speaker 6: It is important that I should be able to assure
- 4:47Speaker 6: him that his honored name has in no way been
- 4:51Speaker 6: dragged into the matter. His motives are honorable and chivalrous
- 4:55Speaker 6: to the last degree, and he prefers to remain unknown.
- 5:00Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Sir James.
- 5:02Speaker 2: I'm accustomed to mystery at one.
- 5:04Speaker 4: End of my cases.
- 5:05Speaker 5: But to have them at both ends.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Is too confusing.
- 5:09Speaker 5: I fear I must decline to act.
- 5:10Speaker 6: You place me in a most serious dilemma. I'm perfectly
- 5:14Speaker 6: certain that you would be proud to take over the case...
- 5:17Speaker 6: if I could give you that one fact.
- 5:20Speaker 2: And yet a promise forbids me to reveal it.
- 5:23Speaker 5: Well, then I'm afraid... Mr.
- 5:24Speaker 6: Holmes, may I at least lay all that I can
- 5:27Speaker 6: before you?
- 5:28Speaker 4: So long as it is understood that I commit myself
- 5:31Speaker 4: to nothing.
- 5:32Speaker 2: That is understood. In the first place, then... You've no
- 5:35Speaker 2: doubt heard of General de Merville. De Merville of the
- 5:40Speaker 2: Kaiba Pa, the same?
- 5:41Speaker 5: Yes, I've heard of him.
- 5:43Speaker 6: He has a daughter, Violet. She's young, beautiful, accomplished, and
- 5:48Speaker 6: very rich. It is this daughter, Mr. Holmes, who we
- 5:52Speaker 6: must save from the clutches of a fiend.
- 5:55Speaker 4: Baron Gruner has a hold over her.
- 5:57Speaker 6: The strongest of all holds where a woman is concerned, love.
- 6:01Speaker 6: As you may have heard, the fellow's extraordinarily handsome with
- 6:05Speaker 6: a most fascinating manner and all that air of romance
- 6:09Speaker 6: and mystery. You know what I mean. The sort of
- 6:12Speaker 6: thing that means so much to a woman. They say
- 6:16Speaker 6: there isn't one of them can resist him.
- 6:18Speaker 4: How did he come to meet the lady of Mr.
- 6:20Speaker 5: Merville's standing?
- 6:21Speaker 2: It was on a Mediterranean yachting cruise.
- 6:24Speaker 6: The villain attached himself to her and won her heart
- 6:27Speaker 6: just like that. She absolutely don'ts on him. She's obsessed
- 6:32Speaker 6: by him, in fact. Outside of him, there's nothing on
- 6:36Speaker 6: earth for her. She won't hear a word against him.
- 6:39Speaker 6: Everything's been done to cure her of it. And so,
- 6:42Speaker 6: in short, she proposes to marry him next month.
- 6:47Speaker 5: I see.
- 6:47Speaker 6: She has a will of iron when she's of age.
- 6:50Speaker 6: It's so hard to know what to do to prevent her.
- 6:53Speaker 6: Does she know about his past? The Austrian episode? The
- 6:56Speaker 6: cunning devil's told her every bit of Scantley's had a
- 6:59Speaker 6: part in. And he's done it in such a way
- 7:01Speaker 6: that he always turns out to be the innocent martyr.
- 7:05Speaker 6: Now she simply accepts his version of everything and listens.
- 7:08Speaker 2: To no other.
- 7:09Speaker 5: Very difficult indeed.
- 7:11Speaker 4: But surely, Sir James, in telling us all this, you've
- 7:14Speaker 4: inadvertently let out the name of your client.
- 7:16Speaker 2: General de Merville. Well, Mr.
- 7:19Speaker 6: Holmes, I could deceive you, perhaps, by letting you think that,
- 7:24Speaker 6: but it wouldn't be true. De Merville is a broken
- 7:27Speaker 6: old man. His daughter is set on marrying a scheming adventurer.
- 7:32Speaker 6: He could cut her off, no doubt, but the money
- 7:34Speaker 6: isn't the whole of it. It's her future happiness.
- 7:38Speaker 2: Yes, quite, quite. Dr. Watson, the nerve that never failed
- 7:42Speaker 2: him on the battlefield is gone, quite gone.
- 7:45Speaker 6: The old man's utterly incapable of dealing with a brilliant
- 7:49Speaker 6: rascal like this Austrian.
- 7:51Speaker 5: Your client, then?
- 7:53Speaker 2: All I dare say, Mr.
- 7:54Speaker 6: Holmes, is that he's an old friend who's known the
- 7:57Speaker 6: General intimately for years.
- 7:59Speaker 2: He's taken a paternal interest in this young girl since
- 8:02Speaker 2: she wore short frocks.
- 8:04Speaker 6: And he can't see this tragedy acted out without some
- 8:08Speaker 6: attempt to stop it.
- 8:09Speaker 2: I can go no further than that.
- 8:12Speaker 4: Sir James, your problem interests me. I shall be happy
- 8:16Speaker 4: to look into it.
- 8:17Speaker 2: Then I'm most deeply obliged to you. I felt sure
- 8:20Speaker 2: that once you'd heard the facts. Now, I mustn't detain
- 8:24Speaker 2: you any longer.
- 8:25Speaker 5: How shall I keep in touch with you?
- 8:26Speaker 2: My club will find me.
- 8:28Speaker 5: And the Baron's present address, please.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Oh, of course. Vernon Lodge, near Kingston. It's a large place.
- 8:35Speaker 6: He's been fortunate in some rather shady speculations.
- 8:39Speaker 2: He's a rich.
- 8:39Speaker 6: Man now, which I fancy makes him more dangerous as
- 8:43Speaker 6: an antagonist than ever.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Apart from what you've.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Told me, can you give me anything further about him?
- 8:48Speaker 6: Well, expensive taste, you know. Horse fancier, collects books and pictures.
- 8:54Speaker 6: Quite an artistic side to him. I believe he's an
- 8:58Speaker 6: authority on Chinese pottery. He wrote a book about it.
- 9:01Speaker 4: All great criminals have a complex mind. My old friend
- 9:05Speaker 4: Charlie Peace was a violin virtuoso. Wainwright was no mean artist.
- 9:10Speaker 5: I could quote you many more.
- 9:13Speaker 4: Well, Sir James, you may inform your illustrious client that
- 9:17Speaker 4: I am turning my mind upon Baron Gruner.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Then I'll say good day to you, gentlemen. Good day.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Good day, Sir James. And don't forget my club any time.
- 9:29Speaker 5: Very well. Well, Watson... Any views?
- 9:36Speaker 2: I suppose you'll see the young lady herself.
- 9:40Speaker 4: My dear Watson, if her poor old broken father can't
- 9:44Speaker 4: move her, what can a stranger expect to do? No,
- 9:48Speaker 4: I think we must begin from a different angle. Perhaps
- 9:51Speaker 4: Shinwald Johnson could help. Shinwald Johnson, that ruffian?
- 9:55Speaker 5: Ah, Watson, repentance is a noble thing. Two terms in
- 9:58Speaker 5: Parkhurst have worked wonders in my... Johnson.
- 10:01Speaker 2: But how can he help you?
- 10:02Speaker 4: He has the entree of every nightclub, dosshouse and gambling
- 10:06Speaker 4: den in the city.
- 10:07Speaker 5: This ruffian of yours.
- 10:10Speaker 4: His two convictions have invested him with a certain glamour.
- 10:14Speaker 4: He also has a quick eye and an active brain,
- 10:16Speaker 4: which I am happy to say have been placed at
- 10:18Speaker 4: the disposal of the forces of law and order on
- 10:21Speaker 4: more than one occasion.
- 10:22Speaker 5: Ah, a knock then. Not really.
- 10:26Speaker 4: If he'd acted for the police, he'd have been found
- 10:28Speaker 4: out by now. Fortunately, however, he confines his attention to
- 10:32Speaker 4: cases which never come directly into the courts.
- 10:37Speaker 5: I tell you what, Watson. We'll meet for dinner this
- 10:40Speaker 5: evening at.
- 10:40Speaker 2: Our place in the Strand, eh?
- 10:42Speaker 4: Meanwhile, I'll have a word or two with Master Shinwell Johnson.
- 10:52Speaker 5: Capital soup. Never varies, thank heaven. Never mind the soup, Holmes.
- 10:58Speaker 6: You were particularly enough to delight in keeping me waiting
- 11:01Speaker 6: for your news.
- 11:03Speaker 5: Have I?
- 11:05Speaker 4: Well, there's nothing much to tell. Johnson is on the
- 11:10Speaker 4: prowl for us. He may pick up some useful garbage
- 11:14Speaker 4: in the darker recesses.
- 11:15Speaker 5: Of the underworld.
- 11:16Speaker 6: But surely if the lady won't accept what's already known
- 11:19Speaker 6: about Baron Gruner, why should anything we can find out
- 11:22Speaker 6: change her mind for us?
- 11:24Speaker 5: Who knows?
- 11:25Speaker 4: Woman's heart and mind are insoluble puzzles to the male.
- 11:30Speaker 4: Murder might be condoned or explained, and yet some smaller
- 11:34Speaker 4: offense may rankle.
- 11:37Speaker 5: Baron Gruner remarked to me.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Gruner remarked to you?
- 11:40Speaker 5: Oh, to be sure.
- 11:42Speaker 4: You know how I love to come to grips with
- 11:43Speaker 4: my man. I like to meet him eye to eye
- 11:47Speaker 4: and read for myself what stuff he's made of. When
- 11:50Speaker 4: I'd given Johnson his orders, I took a cab out
- 11:52Speaker 4: to Kingston. I found the Baron in an affable mood.
- 11:57Speaker 5: Did he recognize you? There was no difficulty about that.
- 12:00Speaker 5: I sent him my card. He received me at once.
- 12:05Speaker 7: I rather thought I should see you sooner or later.
- 12:09Speaker 8: You have been engaged, no doubt, by General de Melville
- 12:13Speaker 8: to try to stop my marriage with his daughter, Violet.
- 12:17Speaker 5: Is it not so?
- 12:18Speaker 2: As you wish. My dear man, let me tell you
- 12:20Speaker 2: at once.
- 12:21Speaker 8: You will only ruin your well-deserved reputation to say nothing
- 12:26Speaker 8: of incurring some danger. Let me strongly advise you to
- 12:30Speaker 8: draw off at once.
- 12:32Speaker 4: Curiously enough, that was the very advice I had intended
- 12:35Speaker 4: giving you.
- 12:36Speaker 5: So?
- 12:38Speaker 4: I have a respect for your brains, Baron. And the
- 12:40Speaker 4: little I've seen of your personality has not lessened it.
- 12:44Speaker 5: But let me put it to you as man to man.
- 12:46Speaker 2: Very well.
- 12:47Speaker 5: No one wants to rake up your past. It is over,
- 12:51Speaker 5: and you are now in smooth waters.
- 12:53Speaker 4: But if you persist in this adventurous marriage, you will
- 12:57Speaker 4: raise up a swarm of powerful enemies who will never
- 13:00Speaker 4: leave you alone until they have made England too hot
- 13:02Speaker 4: to hold you.
- 13:04Speaker 5: I ask you, is the game worth it? Oh, dear,
- 13:13Speaker 5: excuse my amusement, Mr.
- 13:15Speaker 8: Holmes But it really is funny to see you trying
- 13:18Speaker 8: to play a hand with no cards in it at
- 13:21Speaker 8: all I don't think anyone could do better But it's
- 13:24Speaker 8: rather pathetic all the same Not a color card there, Mr.
- 13:28Speaker 8: Holmes Nothing but the.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Smallest of the small If you choose to think so
- 13:33Speaker 4: I know Now, let.
- 13:35Speaker 8: Me make this thing clear to you For my own
- 13:38Speaker 8: hand is so strong that I can afford to show
- 13:40Speaker 8: it I have been fortunate enough to win the entire
- 13:44Speaker 8: affection of this lady.
- 13:46Speaker 2: This has been given to me in spite of the
- 13:48Speaker 2: fact that.
- 13:49Speaker 8: I told her clearly of all the unhappy incidents in
- 13:52Speaker 8: my past life. I also told her that certain wicked
- 13:56Speaker 8: and designing persons, I hope you recognize yourself, would come
- 14:02Speaker 8: to her and tell her these things, and I warned.
- 14:06Speaker 5: Her how to treat them. Then there is nothing more
- 14:08Speaker 5: to be said. If you will excuse me, I will
- 14:12Speaker 5: wish you a good day, Baron Gunnar.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Certainly.
- 14:14Speaker 5: The pleasure has been all mine.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Before you go, though, Mr.
- 14:18Speaker 5: Holmes.
- 14:19Speaker 9: Well?
- 14:21Speaker 7: Did you know Lebrun, the French agent?
- 14:24Speaker 5: Yes. I knew him. Do you know what happened to him?
- 14:29Speaker 4: I heard he was beaten by some impassioned mamarche and
- 14:32Speaker 4: crippled for life.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Quite true, Ed.
- 14:34Speaker 8: By a curious coincidence, though, he had been inquiring into my.
- 14:38Speaker 7: Affairs only a week before. Don't do it, Mr.
- 14:43Speaker 5: Holmes. It is not a lucky thing to do. So
- 14:52Speaker 5: there you are, Watson. You are up to date at last.
- 14:55Speaker 2: A fellow who seems dangerous enough.
- 14:57Speaker 5: Mighty dangerous. I disregard the blusterer.
- 15:01Speaker 4: But this is the sort of man who says rather
- 15:04Speaker 4: less than he means.
- 15:05Speaker 6: Must you interfere? I mean to say, does it matter
- 15:08Speaker 6: so much if he does marry the girl? They're free
- 15:11Speaker 6: to choose, after all.
- 15:13Speaker 4: Considering that he undoubtedly murdered his last wife, I should
- 15:16Speaker 4: say it mattered very much. Our illustrious client evidently thinks so, too.
- 15:22Speaker 5: But come along, drink up your coffee, and come home
- 15:24Speaker 5: with me.
- 15:25Speaker 4: Our friend Shinwell will be waiting for us there.
- 15:32Speaker 8: Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Miss Kitty Winter, who I
- 15:36Speaker 8: took the liberty of bringing along with me.
- 15:38Speaker 7: What she don't know, but.
- 15:41Speaker 5: She can speak for herself. Yes.
- 15:44Speaker 2: We're old mates, Chimwell and me, mister.
- 15:47Speaker 10: Same address almost, eh?
- 15:49Speaker 2: Hell, London.
- 15:51Speaker 10: That's it. Finds us every time. But there's a chap
- 15:55Speaker 10: who ought to be down in a lower.
- 15:57Speaker 11: L than us. If there's any justice in the world,
- 16:00Speaker 11: I'll tell you.
- 16:01Speaker 4: I gather we have your good wishes in our little investigation,
- 16:04Speaker 4: Miss Winter.
- 16:04Speaker 11: Oh, I'll say so.
- 16:06Speaker 10: If I can't help put Adelbert Gruner where he belongs,
- 16:09Speaker 10: I'm yours to the rattle.
- 16:11Speaker 5: You know him, then?
- 16:12Speaker 10: My past's neither here nor there. But what I am,
- 16:17Speaker 10: Gruner made me. Straight he did.
- 16:19Speaker 4: Has Shinwell told you how the matter stands?
- 16:22Speaker 5: I have, sir. I left nothing out.
- 16:23Speaker 4: The lady is madly in love with him, Miss Winters.
- 16:26Speaker 4: She's been told everything about him, but she cares nothing.
- 16:29Speaker 11: Told about the murder?
- 16:30Speaker 5: Yes.
- 16:31Speaker 2: She must have a nerve.
- 16:33Speaker 5: She puts it all down as lies.
- 16:35Speaker 11: Can't you show her proof?
- 16:37Speaker 5: What proofs?
- 16:38Speaker 11: Well, ain't I a proof myself? If I went and
- 16:41Speaker 11: told her how he used me.
- 16:43Speaker 5: Would you do that?
- 16:44Speaker 11: Would I?
- 16:46Speaker 10: There's one or two more murders than the one that
- 16:48Speaker 10: made such a fuss.
- 16:50Speaker 11: I know a few things.
- 16:52Speaker 2: And there's that book of his. A book?
- 16:54Speaker 10: I tell you, mister, that man collects women like anyone collects.
- 16:59Speaker 11: Butterflies or moths.
- 17:01Speaker 2: And they're all in that book.
- 17:04Speaker 11: All the details.
- 17:06Speaker 5: Names, snapshots.
- 17:08Speaker 10: Things you wouldn't believe any man could write down. That'd
- 17:12Speaker 10: show her a thing or two.
- 17:14Speaker 11: And I know where he keeps it.
- 17:16Speaker 2: How can you know that now?
- 17:19Speaker 11: Well, leastways, I know where he always did keep it.
- 17:22Speaker 10: A special place he had in a big cabinet thing
- 17:28Speaker 10: where he keeps.
- 17:28Speaker 11: A lot of his Chinese crockery.
- 17:30Speaker 5: Very interesting, Miss Winter. Very interesting indeed.
- 17:35Speaker 4: I think I shall take advantage of your offer to
- 17:37Speaker 4: confront the lady in question with what you know. As
- 17:40Speaker 4: for the book, I think we'll keep that to ourselves
- 17:43Speaker 4: for the time being.
- 17:45Speaker 5: Then, if all else fails....
- 17:49Speaker 4: Watson, tomorrow morning, Miss Winter and I will pay our
- 17:52Speaker 4: call on Mr.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Melville.
- 17:55Speaker 4: Be good enough to meet me for lunch afterwards, and I'll.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Post you up. Our place at the Strand will do again.
- 18:00Speaker 5: I think.
- 18:05Speaker 2: Piper! Piper!
- 18:08Speaker 6: Murderous attack on famous detective Piper!
- 18:13Speaker 2: Sherlock Holmes, detect in Regent Street. Piper! Here, my boy.
- 18:18Speaker 6: Here you are, Governor.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Oh, shall we, sir? All right, all right. Keep the change.
- 18:23Speaker 2: So very much, Governor. Piper! Piper! Murderous attack on famous detective.
- 18:31Speaker 5: Good heavens! Mr.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Sherlock Holmes, a well-known detective. Victim, murderous assault. Attacked about
- 18:40Speaker 2: four o'clock, Regent Street. Two men armed with sticks beaten
- 18:44Speaker 2: about the head.
- 18:44Speaker 7: Injuries.
- 18:47Speaker 6: Doctors described as serious, taken to Charing Cross Hospital. Afterwards
- 18:51Speaker 6: insisted taken to his own room.
- 18:53Speaker 2: Cabin!
- 18:55Speaker 11: Cabin!
- 19:01Speaker 2: As quick as you can, man.
- 19:02Speaker 11: 221 B Baker Street.
- 19:03Speaker 2: Go for your life!
- 19:19Speaker 4: Why, if it isn't old Watson.
- 19:21Speaker 2: You've been with him, Sir Leslie?
- 19:23Speaker 5: How is he?
- 19:24Speaker 2: Oh, no immediate danger, do you know? A couple of
- 19:26Speaker 2: lacerated scalp wounds.
- 19:28Speaker 5: Good deal of bruising.
- 19:30Speaker 2: Can I see him? Oh, I wouldn't do any harm
- 19:33Speaker 2: for a few minutes.
- 19:34Speaker 4: He's a tough sort of character, do you know?
- 19:37Speaker 2: Don't stay too long. He must be dashing. Look me
- 19:40Speaker 2: up sometime. Yes, yes.
- 19:42Speaker 5: All right, Watson, my dear fellow.
- 19:49Speaker 6: Don't look so scared. It's not as bad as it seems.
- 19:54Speaker 6: Thank heaven for that.
- 19:56Speaker 9: I'm not so bad as single stick myself. Took most
- 19:59Speaker 9: of them on my guard. It was the second fellow
- 20:04Speaker 9: who was too much for me.
- 20:06Speaker 2: The papers say they got away.
- 20:08Speaker 5: They were well prepared.
- 20:10Speaker 2: The police?
- 20:11Speaker 5: No, wait a little. Oh. I have my plans.
- 20:17Speaker 9: First thing is to exaggerate my injuries.
- 20:21Speaker 5: Who?
- 20:22Speaker 2: Who do? Everyone.
- 20:24Speaker 9: They'll come to you for news. Late on thick. Lucky
- 20:31Speaker 9: if I live the week out. Concussion, delirium. You can't
- 20:36Speaker 9: overdo it.
- 20:37Speaker 2: And Sir Leslie Oakshott?
- 20:39Speaker 5: There. I'll look after him. He'll see the worst side
- 20:44Speaker 5: of me. Anything else?
- 20:48Speaker 9: Tell Shinwell Johnson to get that girl Kitty Winter out
- 20:52Speaker 9: of the way. If they dare to do me in,
- 20:56Speaker 9: it's not likely they'll neglect her. That's urgent, Watson.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Right. I'll go now.
- 21:04Speaker 12: Right. Right.
- 21:05Speaker 5: Oh, and put out my pipe on the table, will you?
- 21:09Speaker 4: And the tobacco. Come in each morning and we'll plan
- 21:15Speaker 4: our campaign. Well, Holmes, you are looking better. So Leslie
- 21:24Speaker 4: took out my stitches today. Just seven days to recover.
- 21:28Speaker 5: Not bad, eh?
- 21:29Speaker 2: Tonight's papers say you've developed erysipelas.
- 21:33Speaker 5: Capital, my dear fellow. I shall enjoy having that very much.
- 21:36Speaker 2: No, seriously, though, Holmes.
- 21:38Speaker 5: I have some news you won't find so amusing. What?
- 21:41Speaker 2: Baron Gruner sails from Liverpool on Friday.
- 21:44Speaker 5: Sails?
- 21:44Speaker 2: To the States.
- 21:45Speaker 6: Important business to settle before his impending marriage, etc.
- 21:49Speaker 5: etc. Friday. Only three more days.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Yes.
- 21:53Speaker 5: Mark my words, he wants to put himself out of
- 21:55Speaker 5: harm's way until the last moment. But he won't, Watson.
- 21:58Speaker 5: By the Lord Harry, he won't. Now, listen. Yes? I
- 22:02Speaker 5: want you to do something for me. I'm here to
- 22:04Speaker 5: be used.
- 22:05Speaker 4: Well, then, spend the next 24 hours studying Chinese pottery.
- 22:10Speaker 5: Studying Chinese pottery. An intensive study.
- 22:14Speaker 4: Your friend Lomax at the London Library shall be just
- 22:17Speaker 4: the man to help.
- 22:18Speaker 5: Now, no questions.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Off you go to your crammer.
- 22:21Speaker 5: I'll see you here tomorrow evening.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Well, Holmes, I shall never be able to believe newspapers
- 22:30Speaker 2: again after this. They say you're dying.
- 22:33Speaker 5: Well done, Watson.
- 22:35Speaker 4: Now, as you see, I'm on my legs again and
- 22:37Speaker 4: feeling none the worse. And now, Watson, have you learned
- 22:41Speaker 4: your lessons?
- 22:42Speaker 2: Well, as best I can. It's a big subject.
- 22:45Speaker 5: Chinese ceramics in 24 hours. Granted.
- 22:48Speaker 4: The point is, could you keep up an intelligent conversation
- 22:52Speaker 4: on the subject?
- 22:52Speaker 2: Oh, I think so.
- 22:54Speaker 5: For a while, anyway. Then, pray, hand me that little
- 22:57Speaker 5: box from the mantelpiece. Yes, certainly. Thank you. Now, take
- 23:05Speaker 5: a look at this.
- 23:07Speaker 2: I say!
- 23:08Speaker 4: This is the real eggshell pottery of the Ming dynasty.
- 23:12Speaker 4: No finer piece ever passed through the sale rooms. A
- 23:15Speaker 4: complete set would be worth a king's ransom.
- 23:19Speaker 5: In fact, I doubt if.
- 23:20Speaker 4: There's one in existence outside the imperial palace in Peking.
- 23:23Speaker 5: Exquisite. The sight of this would drive a real connoisseur wild.
- 23:28Speaker 5: You'll have to handle it carefully.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I shall.
- 23:31Speaker 5: I should say, Dr.
- 23:33Speaker 4: Hill Barton of 369 Half Moon Street must handle it carefully.
- 23:38Speaker 4: That's your name for this evening, Watson. Here's a visiting
- 23:42Speaker 4: card I've had prepared for you.
- 23:44Speaker 2: And what is Dr. Hill Barton to do?
- 23:47Speaker 5: At half past eight, you will call upon Baron Gruner.
- 23:50Speaker 4: An appointment has been made saying you're bringing with you
- 23:53Speaker 4: a specimen.
- 23:53Speaker 5: Of an absolutely unique set of ming. You may as
- 23:57Speaker 5: well be a medical man. It will make your.
- 23:59Speaker 4: Part easier to play.
- 24:01Speaker 2: You're a collector.
- 24:03Speaker 5: This piece has come your way.
- 24:05Speaker 4: You've heard of the Baron's interest in the subject, and
- 24:07Speaker 4: you're not averse to selling at a price.
- 24:10Speaker 5: At what price? Well, ask Watson.
- 24:12Speaker 4: You would certainly fall down badly if you didn't know
- 24:15Speaker 4: the value of your own wares. Actually, this saucer was
- 24:19Speaker 4: got for me by Sir James Damery. You will not
- 24:22Speaker 4: be exaggerating if you suggest it could hardly be matched
- 24:25Speaker 4: in the world today.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Then I could suggest that the set be valued by
- 24:29Speaker 2: an expert.
- 24:29Speaker 5: Excellent. Yes. You know, you're positively scintillating today. Thank you.
- 24:34Speaker 5: Your delicacy prevents you putting a price on it yourself.
- 24:37Speaker 5: What could be more natural? What if he won't see
- 24:41Speaker 5: me after all? Oh, yes, he will. No more instructions,
- 24:44Speaker 5: my dear chap.
- 24:45Speaker 4: We will let the interview take care of itself.
- 24:51Speaker 7: Please sit down, Dr.
- 24:53Speaker 5: Barton.
- 24:53Speaker 8: I was just looking over my own treasures... and wondering
- 24:57Speaker 8: whether I could really afford to add to them... This
- 25:01Speaker 8: little Tang specimen from the 7th century will interest you,
- 25:05Speaker 8: I'm sure.
- 25:05Speaker 5: Ah, yes, yes.
- 25:07Speaker 8: Did you ever see finer workmanship or a better glaze, huh?
- 25:11Speaker 8: But have you the Ming saucer with you?
- 25:13Speaker 5: Here it is, Baron Gruner.
- 25:18Speaker 2: What do you think of that?
- 25:20Speaker 8: Ah, very fine, very fine indeed. And you say you
- 25:26Speaker 8: have a set of six to correspond?
- 25:28Speaker 5: That is so.
- 25:29Speaker 8: What puzzles me is that I should not have heard
- 25:32Speaker 8: of such magnificent specimens. I only know of one in
- 25:36Speaker 8: England to match this, and it's certainly not likely to
- 25:38Speaker 8: be on the market.
- 25:40Speaker 5: Would it be.
- 25:41Speaker 8: Indiscreet, Doctor, to ask how you obtained this?
- 25:46Speaker 6: Does it really matter? You can see it's genuine for yourself.
- 25:50Speaker 6: As to the value, I'm content to take an expert's valuation.
- 25:54Speaker 6: That's the piece is genuinely certain.
- 25:56Speaker 8: And yet, in dealing with objects of such value, one
- 25:59Speaker 8: naturally wishes to know all about the transaction. But suppose,
- 26:04Speaker 8: I'm bound to take every possibility into account, suppose it
- 26:08Speaker 8: should prove afterwards that you have no right to sell.
- 26:11Speaker 2: I would guarantee you against any claims of the sort.
- 26:15Speaker 7: That, of course, would open up the question as to what.
- 26:18Speaker 5: Your guarantee was worth. My bankers would answer that. Quite so.
- 26:23Speaker 7: And yet, the whole transaction strikes me as rather unusual.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Well, Baron, I should hate to waste your valuable time.
- 26:32Speaker 6: I've given you first offer, as I understood you were
- 26:37Speaker 6: a connoisseur, but I shall have no difficulty.
- 26:39Speaker 2: In other quarters.
- 26:41Speaker 5: No, pray be seated again, sir.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Very well.
- 26:46Speaker 7: May I ask, Doctor, who told you I was a connoisseur?
- 26:51Speaker 2: You have written a book on the subject. Have you
- 26:53Speaker 2: read the book?
- 26:55Speaker 5: No.
- 26:56Speaker 7: Dear me, this becomes more and more difficult to understand.
- 27:00Speaker 8: You too are a connoisseur and collector with a piece
- 27:03Speaker 8: as valuable as this in your hands, and yet you
- 27:06Speaker 8: have never troubled to consult the one book which would
- 27:09Speaker 8: have told you its value.
- 27:11Speaker 2: I'm a very busy man. I'm a doctor in practice.
- 27:14Speaker 8: If a man has a hobby, he follows it up,
- 27:17Speaker 8: whatever his other pursuits may be. Well, as a connoisseur,
- 27:22Speaker 8: you'd have no objection if I asked a few questions
- 27:25Speaker 8: to test you, huh?
- 27:28Speaker 7: I would ask you, what do you know of the
- 27:30Speaker 7: Emperor Shomu? And how do you associate him with the
- 27:33Speaker 7: Shoso in Yanara?
- 27:35Speaker 8: Tell me a little about the Northern Way dynasty and
- 27:38Speaker 8: its place in the history of ceramics.
- 27:40Speaker 2: Really, sir, this is intolerable.
- 27:42Speaker 6: I came here to do you a favor and not
- 27:44Speaker 6: be examined like a schoolboy. My knowledge may be inferior
- 27:47Speaker 6: to yours, but I shall certainly not answer questions put
- 27:50Speaker 6: in so offensive a way.
- 27:51Speaker 5: No, Dr.
- 27:53Speaker 7: Barton, if you are a doctor at all, you are
- 27:56Speaker 7: here on another game.
- 27:59Speaker 2: You're an emissary of Sherlock Holmes, aren't you?
- 28:03Speaker 8: The fellow's dying, so he sends his hirelings to keep
- 28:06Speaker 8: watch on me.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Isn't that it?
- 28:08Speaker 7: Well, you've made your way in here.
- 28:12Speaker 8: And by heaven, you may find it harder to get
- 28:16Speaker 8: out again.
- 28:17Speaker 2: All right, Watson.
- 28:18Speaker 12: Leave it to me.
- 28:19Speaker 2: What's this? Careful, Holmes. He's getting a gun.
- 28:22Speaker 5: Out of my way, everyone.
- 28:23Speaker 4: It's my turn now.
- 28:24Speaker 2: Miss Winter.
- 28:25Speaker 5: Keep back.
- 28:25Speaker 2: Oh, no.
- 28:26Speaker 4: This won't take a second.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Here, Baron Adelbert Grinner.
- 28:31Speaker 12: Down!
- 28:33Speaker 11: That face won't charm any more like me again.
- 28:37Speaker 2: Bitches are all over his face. Quick, Holmes, for the
- 28:40Speaker 2: love of heaven, find me some kind of oil. We
- 28:42Speaker 2: may save his eyes if we're quick enough, but hurry, hurry!
- 28:45Speaker 5: Oh, horrible, Holmes.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Horrible.
- 28:55Speaker 4: The wages of sin, Watson. The wages of sin. And
- 28:59Speaker 4: believe me, there was plenty of sin to answer for.
- 29:02Speaker 5: Yes, but not like that.
- 29:05Speaker 4: I assure you, Watson, I had no idea she had
- 29:07Speaker 4: vitriol with her. She came with me to find that
- 29:10Speaker 4: book she told us about. Our time was limited by
- 29:13Speaker 4: your knowledge of Chinese ceramics. It was our only chance.
- 29:17Speaker 4: He takes precautions against burglary at night. And he'd never
- 29:21Speaker 4: have left the book behind when he went off to
- 29:22Speaker 4: the States. It was our last chance.
- 29:26Speaker 5: You understand, Sir James.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Of course, of course. The man was a murderer, Watson,
- 29:31Speaker 2: and could have been again. Yes, well, I suppose so.
- 29:36Speaker 5: Anyway, he's disfigured for life now. A miscarriage.
- 29:40Speaker 2: De Merville is out of danger. So it seems.
- 29:43Speaker 5: Not yet, I'm afraid.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Women of her.
- 29:46Speaker 5: Type don't react like that. She'd probably love him all.
- 29:49Speaker 4: The more as a disfigured martyr. Oh, Sir James, take
- 29:54Speaker 4: this filthy book to your client and tell him not
- 29:57Speaker 4: to spare her feelings with it. It's his moral side
- 30:00Speaker 4: that must be destroyed, not the physical. The book will
- 30:04Speaker 4: bring her down to earth like nothing else could. It's
- 30:07Speaker 4: in his own handwriting. She can't get past that.
- 30:11Speaker 2: Very well. It's been a terrible business, but you've done wonders,
- 30:15Speaker 2: both of you. Good day.
- 30:17Speaker 5: Good day, Mr.
- 30:18Speaker 10: James.
- 30:22Speaker 5: At least we'll have a good deal to say to
- 30:24Speaker 5: Miss Kitty Winter, I fear, Watson.
- 30:26Speaker 4: Though in her case, there are certainly extenuating circumstances. I
- 30:30Speaker 4: expect you're right. But to think that any woman... Ah, me,
- 30:34Speaker 4: I fear you have something to learn yet.
- 30:36Speaker 5: If I were to tell you.
- 30:37Speaker 2: Holmes, quickly, come to the window.
- 30:40Speaker 4: Why?
- 30:41Speaker 2: What is it? Sir James Damery. That brome he just
- 30:45Speaker 2: got into. See it? There, moving off now. The coat
- 30:51Speaker 2: of arms on the side. Ah-haa. Now I know who
- 30:55Speaker 2: our illustrious client was.
- 30:58Speaker 4: He's... He's a chivalrous gentleman and a loyal friend to
- 31:02Speaker 4: a lady in great danger. Let that be enough for us,
- 31:06Speaker 4: my dear Watson.
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