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Dirty Little Secret: : I Stole My Neighbor’s Cat!! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty little secret.
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  Speaker 2: Mixed one or two point nine shots. Go to Disney
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  Speaker 2: World coming up next our summer send off. What a
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  Speaker 2: way to kick off summer Go to Disney World on us? Yeah, vacation.
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  Speaker 2: You love Disney World. Cannis used to work for Disney
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  Speaker 2: for like twenty thousand years.
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  Speaker 3: We love some Mickey Mouse. Yeah it's fine. Was it
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  Speaker 3: cool working there?
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  Speaker 1: Though?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Very cool?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Did you get the hook up on anything? Like everything? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I could go to any of the parks anytime I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to do. Yeah, that was a good park for free. Yeah. Wow, people,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't you people? Yeah, you get a silver pass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird because we never went when you were there. Never.
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  Speaker 2: Well too late. Now now you don't work there. I
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  Speaker 2: know you work there for years. And do you still
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  Speaker 2: get something after you leave or no? No?
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's ridiculous. I didn't work there long. You have
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  Speaker 3: to retire? Oh you do from the company? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: then Mickey hooks it up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In the meantime he's just cut you off like a relationship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well sort of got ghosted by Mickey. Some pum tickets
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  Speaker 3: on the way out. Okay, good, Oh all right, all right,
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  Speaker 3: Kenes Lopez. There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Well, get the Disney trip coming up next. You won't
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  Speaker 2: need her anyway. All right, Dirty Little Secret. If you've
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  Speaker 2: got one, share with us anytime you want, even if
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  Speaker 2: we're not doing Dirty Little Secret. Just hit us up
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  Speaker 2: at eight three three seven eight seven one two nine
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  Speaker 2: if you got one. Whatever your confession is, you're hiding something.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but I believe it's for the greater good.
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  Speaker 1: So there's this guy who moved in just he's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: My neighbor, just just awful. It's probably terrible what I did,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean this guy, he just like plays loud
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  Speaker 1: music at all hours. And we live on the second floor,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, we're sort of connected, like our balconies
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  Speaker 1: are kind of connected, yeah, with a little piece in between.
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  Speaker 1: And I hadn't really talked to him much, but he's
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  Speaker 1: so annoying with loud music all hours and yelling and
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  Speaker 1: slamming doors and just one of those nightmare neighbors.
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  Speaker 2: That's the worst. Yeah, that's why I hated living in
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  Speaker 2: apartments because there's just people. Yeah, you can't. It just
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  Speaker 2: happens that one annoying neighbor all the time. That's what
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  Speaker 2: I'm dealing with now, yeah, and you're you're the annoying neighbor. No, no, okay,
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  Speaker 2: so this guy sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the worst thing that he does if he
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  Speaker 1: leaves his poor cat outside on the balcony, like constantly
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  Speaker 1: leave the cat.
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  Speaker 3: Out, the cat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's and I see this, Yes, it's terrible. It's
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  Speaker 1: like really hard to watch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it was raining so hard and it was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the wind was blowing. This poor cat was
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  Speaker 1: crouching in the corner just trying not to get wet,
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  Speaker 1: but it was still like blowing around, and I mean
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  Speaker 1: it was so sad and he's like inside smoking weed
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  Speaker 1: or whatever it was. You know, it was storming really bad,
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  Speaker 1: and so I just decided to take the cat.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you took the cat the.
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  Speaker 1: Cat, yep, I did. I took him.
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  Speaker 3: Let's rephrase it. You stole the cat.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't you say I rescued him though, I mean he's
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  Speaker 1: outside in the storm. Yeah you could say that.
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  Speaker 3: I would say that. Yeah, so you took the cat
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  Speaker 3: and did what?
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  Speaker 1: Well? I took him in and fed him, and he
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  Speaker 1: was so happy and he made himself right at home.
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  Speaker 1: And now he's like warm and dry and comfortable. And
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  Speaker 1: so you know that. I think I just did what
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  Speaker 1: had to be done. And so then this guy's going
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  Speaker 1: around knocking on everybody's door asking that they've seen his cat.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, well now he's missing it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean when you say he's out there, the cat
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  Speaker 2: was out there constantly. It was out on the balcony
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  Speaker 2: all the time. So that that is no way to leave.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Do people do that with their cats? It's so weird.
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  Speaker 3: So not in apartments, Yeah they do.
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  Speaker 2: And you can't get off the you live on the
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  Speaker 2: high floor. You're not on the ground floor. Yeah, she's
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  Speaker 2: the second floor. So the cat is smarter than just
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  Speaker 2: the Wow, that's awful. So you take the cat.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And now the cat's happy and I'm just going to
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  Speaker 1: keep him. And he knocked on my door and I
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  Speaker 1: opened it just a crack, just enough to say, no,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen him. Maybe he'd jump to get away
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  Speaker 1: from you, and I shut the door.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, call me a criminal if you want. But now
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  Speaker 1: the cat is happy and sleeping inside and warm and loved.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm gonna move and I'm gonna take him
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  Speaker 1: with me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so you're moving. Oh so you're keeping the cat,
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  Speaker 3: you're not, it's yours.
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking him. I mean, I guess I could have
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  Speaker 1: called animal protective Services or something that I decided to
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  Speaker 1: dis rescue him myself or feel him or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if you're keeping him now, you stole him.
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  Speaker 2: You stole them, you stole it, you stole a whole pet,
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  Speaker 2: a live animal. Okay, go to I wonder if people
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  Speaker 2: are gonna say if you did the right thing or not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm curious on the count of three, say yes or no.
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  Speaker 2: Candicem pool, you're ready. Did she do the right thing?
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  Speaker 3: One? Two, three, No? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: No, Well, I just think when he came by looking
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  Speaker 2: for it, that was your opportunity to be like, look.
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  Speaker 1: He was in distress.
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  Speaker 3: You know I had to help him out.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Well that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what I don't even really like cats that much,
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  Speaker 2: but I feel sorry for that animal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I did too. No, I know you do, and
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  Speaker 3: I know you do. But what you think he's going
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  Speaker 3: to change his ways?
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  Speaker 2: Because and then you've got to be like, now the
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  Speaker 2: neighbor knows I stole his cat one night. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you can't say anything that cat deserves a better home.
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  Speaker 3: No, it does. You know what, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: We're just ruthless and gangsters. Well, your secret is safe
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  Speaker 2: with us, and now you got to rename the cat
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  Speaker 2: and it's starting a whole new life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm looking forward to a lot of
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  Speaker 1: happy years with him.
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  Speaker 3: Good, just laughing about it.
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  Speaker 2: Look at you. Okay, well, hey, we appreciate it. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you for calling. And I'm going to see what people
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  Speaker 2: think about this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, thank you stealing cats.
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  Speaker 3: I do the same thing.