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810: My Comedy Show · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Everyone?
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  Speaker 1: Hit record and we're back. I'm recording, Daniel, thank you
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  Speaker 1: for mind. I forgot how to do this. It's been
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  Speaker 1: so long, so we hate record.
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  Speaker 3: I made cookies, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Quality set to maximum, quality set to maximum.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see if my quality is set to maximum. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's on maximum.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna muck bang right now.
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  Speaker 1: Monk bangs bang.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, somebody these muck bangs go get like millions
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  Speaker 5: people are turned on by the sound of chewing.
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  Speaker 2: It's true. Well there's there's there's two sides of it.
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  Speaker 2: There's the turned on by chewing, and there's the mesophonia
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  Speaker 2: crowd that has to throw their headphones on the ground
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  Speaker 2: whenever they hear it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't stand it.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think I don't think our audience.
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  Speaker 5: I think our audience wants to.
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  Speaker 3: I think they do.
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  Speaker 5: And so for those of you who don't, just tune
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  Speaker 5: out for five seconds.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, let me see.
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  Speaker 3: I made this delicious cookie.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if I like it.
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  Speaker 3: It is a.
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  Speaker 5: Chocolate chip mm hmmm, carmel m cookie.
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  Speaker 1: You made it from scratch from scratch ship he cooking.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see let's hear the muck bang. I have the
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  Speaker 1: weirdest boner right now. All right, thank you. That was
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: the muck bang section of our program. Audience, welcome back.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry we haven't done a show in a minute. We
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: we've been busy doing stuff. How fun was the live show?
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: How fun was the live show?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: I really been looking back on and thinking, that was
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  Speaker 1: the hardest I've laughed in a very long time.
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  Speaker 6: Oh for sure, for sure.
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  Speaker 7: We were.
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  Speaker 5: We were in such a safe space with so many people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you Seattle, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: First of all. Yeah, thank you, more theater.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you Seattle, thank you, thank you T Mobile, Thank
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  Speaker 2: you T Mobile.
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  Speaker 1: That was the greatest audience. I gotta say, I'm not
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: just saying this everyone who showed up. There were two
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: thousand people there on three levels, and they laughed so
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  Speaker 1: hard and created such an energy for us to have
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  Speaker 1: to be, hopefully be funny, and I think we were.
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  Speaker 1: And Bill came and it was just so funny and
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  Speaker 1: I had so much fun.
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  Speaker 8: My favorite part was when you got the audience to sing.
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  Speaker 8: I thought that was really entertaining and funny.
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  Speaker 1: And we sang guy Love, we sang everything comes down
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: to poop. We had Chad from Laslo Baine come sing
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  Speaker 1: the theme song live. That was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: We had a wonderful super guest star with Bill Lawrence.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bill was hilarious. You were funny. Donald, you were
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  Speaker 1: you were like his second Donald gets from an audience,
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  Speaker 1: he just be crimes you. You're just so funny and
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: you're crazy one one person, one person says yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: a laugh for but who isn't uh? One person? Bill
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: asked the audience, what's the most medically accurate uh comedy?
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: The medical comedy and uh? And one person said house
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  Speaker 1: and Donald got up and tried to escort them out
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  Speaker 1: of the theater.
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  Speaker 3: Was I was literally on my way.
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  Speaker 5: He was on his way out if his sister hadn't
• 3:11
  Speaker 5: begged for me to please let him stay and say
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  Speaker 5: that he was just being funny. So there were so
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  Speaker 5: many listen before we go, Before we go on, I
• 3:19
  Speaker 5: need to apologize. There's a humming in the background, and
• 3:23
  Speaker 5: that is because of a sofa being fixed in my
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  Speaker 5: house right now. That's one also too. I'm a bit
• 3:29
  Speaker 5: under the weather. So if I sound a little different
• 3:32
  Speaker 5: and I don't sound as sexy as I normally do,
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  Speaker 5: and you miss my and you missed and you missed
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  Speaker 5: the muck bang, but you kind of are like the
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  Speaker 5: voice isn't really there today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound like give a cold, but we at
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  Speaker 1: least got to hear you muckbang.
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  Speaker 3: Would you like to hear it again?
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  Speaker 1: No, I think we're good in terms of just one
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  Speaker 1: more bite. Sure, all right, hold on, I have to shift. Uh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was a blast, so we're gonna do more because
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  Speaker 1: this was sort of our test pilot to see if
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  Speaker 1: it was if we thought it would be good, and
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  Speaker 1: if it came out well and we all had such
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  Speaker 1: a fun time, right, guys.
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  Speaker 6: I was way to do it again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I want to give a shout out to
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  Speaker 5: our one and only Joel Monique, who really put it
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  Speaker 5: all together, put the show together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Joel.
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  Speaker 3: You deserve your flowers, young lady.
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  Speaker 1: Joel, get your flowers.
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  Speaker 3: I know you I you know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to say anything, but you know, some
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  Speaker 5: people were supposed to come on board and do some stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Leaving it all up to you.
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  Speaker 1: Joel did it all and Mark helped a lot my assistants.
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  Speaker 5: Let's give it up on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: Mark means flowers too, because that became his full time
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  Speaker 1: job with Joel.
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  Speaker 5: Let's give it up with Joe also, because you know,
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  Speaker 5: crushed it. He directed to it. We all had call
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  Speaker 5: times and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe, Joe put a crew together and he directed
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. So we are going to release the
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  Speaker 1: audio for this. By the way, eventually we just got it.
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  Speaker 1: We kind of just now now it was such a
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  Speaker 1: success and it was so much fun. We're all kind
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  Speaker 1: of lit up, and now we're going to figure out, like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do more obviously, and tell us where you
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  Speaker 1: want us to come, because we're gonna come. Well, start
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: domestically obviously, but then one day I.
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: Really think we should hit Australia.
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  Speaker 1: I really, yeah, one day that would be so fun
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  Speaker 1: to do. I think I think I think just logistically,
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  Speaker 1: will probably start in North America.
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  Speaker 3: No doubt. But I just want you to know.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to go to Australia, kidding me, and
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  Speaker 1: in London and Land down Under and Germany. London, Austria, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: is a good one.
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  Speaker 8: More shout out to Carmen who was our social producer
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  Speaker 8: on the show.
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  Speaker 6: She did a lot of work well she was there.
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  Speaker 5: Carmen Dido did a great job to go.
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  Speaker 1: It was so fun, you guys. I really I've been
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  Speaker 1: I've just been laughing. I find myself laughing at something
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: that was said, and and the audience just was I
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: just want to thank the audience. They were so supportive
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  Speaker 1: and they were just they created an environment. We were
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  Speaker 1: just like, Okay, they want us to be crazy, we'll
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: be crazy.
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  Speaker 5: It was just so safe.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a rock concert.
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  Speaker 5: Dude. The most unsafe I felt was Zach behind you.
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  Speaker 5: That was the most less safe I felt.
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, the audience that wasn't there. We'll hear that
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  Speaker 1: when you hear the show.
• 6:26
  Speaker 5: But there was a little inside joke for that's an.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: Inside joke for the people in Seattle. But you'll hear
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: it all when you when we played for y'all. But
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: it was it was so fun and I it's such
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  Speaker 1: a high making that many people laugh and singing. It
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: was like a variety show. We sang Donald, did a
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  Speaker 1: little dancing.
• 6:44
  Speaker 6: We did a killing Daniel dj at the time the.
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  Speaker 1: Way, a shout out to Daniel for djaying at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the show.
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  Speaker 2: That's my pleasure.
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  Speaker 6: Fucking killed it.
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  Speaker 1: Although Daniel, you had a couple morements for jokes that
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  Speaker 1: are gonna have to go next time.
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  Speaker 6: I loved that.
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  Speaker 1: I know Joelle loved. I'm like a proud sister. I
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: turned to Donald once or twice. I was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: next time.
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  Speaker 2: He's not doing their problem.
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  Speaker 1: But your your songs were amazing though. It was a
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  Speaker 1: great job, thank you, And he was doing all the ship.
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  Speaker 1: Donald wanting to do the turning and the all the
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  Speaker 1: all the all the flair look like he was in
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  Speaker 1: It was like Tom cruising cocktail, but instead of making
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  Speaker 1: a cocktail, he was spinning music.
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  Speaker 5: What can I say, DJ Daniel's a real DJ.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't don't, don't don't think that this should fake.
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  Speaker 1: And I like the wide array of music you were playing.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, trying to play a little bit of everything.
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  Speaker 1: You really you really jumped around. There was music that
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  Speaker 1: Donald and Joelle loved, the new that I didn't. And
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: then you dropped some ship. I knew it was my pleasure.
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  Speaker 1: It was a good crowd. Everybody was really crowd was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: They were so wonderful and fun. We gave him a
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  Speaker 1: good show. We put it all. I was so nervous,
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  Speaker 1: I really was. I was just anxious to like you know,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to deliver for everybody. I wanted it to
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  Speaker 1: be funny. It was the first time we're trying this.
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  Speaker 1: It was nerve wracking, and then by the time we
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  Speaker 1: walked off stage, I just felt so high and happy.
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  Speaker 6: It was a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Man, it really was.
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  Speaker 3: To go back to it.
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  Speaker 5: Even however many weeks this is later, it's still kind
• 8:15
  Speaker 5: of puts a warm feeling and smile on my face,
• 8:19
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Yeah, you know I've experienced
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  Speaker 5: love like that. We've all experienced love like you know,
• 8:25
  Speaker 5: oh my god, that's or oh my god, aren't you
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  Speaker 5: and that feels good. There's part of you that's like, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing something right because I just touched somebody and
• 8:35
  Speaker 5: they just had the they just couldn't help it and
• 8:37
  Speaker 5: they had to just blurt that out just now, right.
• 8:40
  Speaker 5: That was one of those moments where it was like, Yo,
• 8:43
  Speaker 5: we're putting on a show. Who wants to come? That's
• 8:46
  Speaker 5: a very vulnerable feeling. As an entertainer, that's a very
• 8:50
  Speaker 5: very vulnerable feeling. And to know that we've not only
• 8:53
  Speaker 5: not only did we sell out, we gave them a
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  Speaker 5: good show and they had a good time when they
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  Speaker 5: left yeah, man, I'm so appreciative to all of you
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  Speaker 5: that came and and those of you who are gonna
• 9:04
  Speaker 5: get the chance to listen to this and uh and
• 9:07
  Speaker 5: those of you you are listening now. Man, we never
• 9:10
  Speaker 5: really get that opportunity. We do get the opportunity to
• 9:12
  Speaker 5: say it, but we don't.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: Say it enough.
• 9:14
  Speaker 5: And I want to say it now, because that live
• 9:16
  Speaker 5: show was banging, dude. That ship was fire man.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: It was so fun. And by the way, you know,
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: when you're a performer, whether you're a singer, you're a comedian,
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  Speaker 1: you're sketch, comic, whatever you're doing in front of people,
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  Speaker 1: the audience's energy fuels the show. And they came with
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: such amazing positive energy, ready to laugh that that that
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  Speaker 1: fed all of us to put on an even better show.
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't think Donald I can speak, I can
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  Speaker 1: speak for us all that. We weren't expecting that kind
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  Speaker 1: of reaction and so that just made us go crazy.
• 9:50
  Speaker 5: Yo. Joel walked across the stage in the background, trying
• 9:53
  Speaker 5: to hide from the audience, and they started screaming that
• 9:57
  Speaker 5: shit was weird.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: Yell, why why are you like a kid at the
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: school play? Peeking their head out from the curtain. Why
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: are you walking across the state?
• 10:07
  Speaker 6: We're in makeup.
• 10:08
  Speaker 8: There's makeup rooms in the back, and it was quiet
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  Speaker 8: and cooler than it was in a lot of the
• 10:13
  Speaker 8: other spaces. I was like, we'll just go over here
• 10:15
  Speaker 8: and I'll just have my makeup lady finish me off
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  Speaker 8: before we go on stage. And then I forgot that
• 10:19
  Speaker 8: we did not have a curtain or anything blocks till
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  Speaker 8: it came out.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I'll just like try.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: To slidell the audience a spoiler peak at her fit.
• 10:32
  Speaker 5: It was, you know.
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  Speaker 8: The other moment that sort of elicited that reaction was
• 10:36
  Speaker 8: the end of Guy Love, which felt like a full
• 10:40
  Speaker 8: band stand like I don't know, what's the rolling Stones
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  Speaker 8: like standard, where they like play the first notes in
• 10:46
  Speaker 8: the audience like besides themselves so excited.
• 10:49
  Speaker 6: It was for sure one of those moments.
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  Speaker 5: It was like John Legend came out on stage and
• 10:54
  Speaker 5: was about to sing like, you know, weird just ordinary people.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I'd rather hear Guy Love myself.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: I do like that we crushed it.
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  Speaker 1: The other song. I fucked up a couple of times.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Everything comes down to pooh, but the audience liked it
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  Speaker 1: when we fucked up I think they did.
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  Speaker 2: They loved it.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't say we fucked up. I fucked up.
• 11:14
  Speaker 5: I was about to say, dog, don't love me into that.
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  Speaker 3: Ship you tried to.
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  Speaker 1: It was great. You guys really crushed it. Yeah, Dan,
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  Speaker 1: you are gonna cut that so we can have an
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  Speaker 1: episode for our listeners.
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  Speaker 2: Right absolutely, I got all the audio already.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: You guys aren't gonna believe it. It was so I mean,
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: this show that we're just doing in front of our
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  Speaker 1: zoom monitors, but in front of two thousand of the
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  Speaker 1: most raucous, fun ready to laugh people. It was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: It was really great.
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  Speaker 3: It's going on.
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  Speaker 5: Really came with it.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: Man, Bill was hilarious. We gotta have a guest. We
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: gotta have a guest every time. I feel like every
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: every episode we'll have a different Scrubs cast member or
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: you know, it could be someone like Brendan Fraser or
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: Johnny C or Christa Miller or Sarah Chalk.
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: Or I think Sarah Chalk, Judy Rayes and Johnny C
• 12:05
  Speaker 5: should be the first three.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Like, right out, do you think we should do Sarah
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Chalk in Vancouver?
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  Speaker 3: I think we oh make it real.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: I just feel like, you know, you got it. There
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: has to be a little story behind each.
• 12:18
  Speaker 5: My guest, that's fire idea. That's a fire idea. Everybody,
• 12:26
  Speaker 5: everybody in Vancouver, everybody in Vancouver right now just got
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: a little bit of movement. There was just like a
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: little bit of shifting shift. It was a shift.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was thinking like we could do like I
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: don't know, I was thinking that we with each guest
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: like this is just random. But I was thinking like,
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: all right, so Neil comes on, right. Neil's an improv
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: sketch comedian genius. So like we could do a segment
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: with Neil where he teaches you and I how to
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: do like I mean, we know the basics obvious, but
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: like he walks us through like an improv thing, right,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: and then we get call outs from the audience and
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: the three of us do an improv sketch with Neil,
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  Speaker 1: like something that would that be funny?
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  Speaker 3: That'd be great? Is Chicago sure that one?
• 13:05
  Speaker 8: Well?
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  Speaker 1: And also it's like the improv capital of the country.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: There you go, Donald thinking it's gonna be fun. We
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: got to pull out a planet now, Joel, I'll you
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  Speaker 1: know how any other jobs We're gonna get your help.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get it now that we're doing it for real.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Now that we're doing it.
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  Speaker 5: For done, that's it, yo, Yo, your lives are.
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  Speaker 1: Over, no, Joel, Joel, I want you to know that
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: that was kind of the pilot, and we're going to
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: get like a proper tour manager when we tour.
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  Speaker 8: I'm so looking forward to it working with somebody who
• 13:39
  Speaker 8: knows what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna say, Joel, and you're and you're not
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: to give you your flowers. You you really you really
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: took on something you didn't know much about and did
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  Speaker 1: a fantastic job.
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  Speaker 8: It was a learning curve, but it was exciting to
• 13:54
  Speaker 8: learn it. So I'm glad it all worked out. I'm
• 13:57
  Speaker 8: so glad. Uh Mark showed up and was like, let
• 14:00
  Speaker 8: me just handle this portion of it real quick.
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  Speaker 6: I was like a genius.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark helped a lot. I got to say, Mark
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: really stepped up.
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  Speaker 5: And you know how we like it, Zach and I
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  Speaker 5: like to walk in, do that thing, walk out.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you did. I participated in some planning. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you did.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's.
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  Speaker 1: No idea what happened, Joel.
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  Speaker 5: You know, Joel, you know how I like it? Yes,
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  Speaker 5: I do try to Donalds just shows up.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, oh ship, It's like lid and there's furniture.
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  Speaker 3: H god.
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  Speaker 5: I was just as surprised as the audience was on
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  Speaker 5: a show. Oh Ship, we were gonna sing.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Donald's like Donald's like Donald's like somebody made a call sheet.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: We sounded good too on Guy Love.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well we sounded, we sounded we we we improvised
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: a little bit like everything was just beautiful.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: It was that next time we sing I'll I'll be
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I'll be off book. I was holding the lyric sheet,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: which I which I which I don't, which is just good.
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  Speaker 1: It was insecurity about fucking up the lyrics. I just
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: held it, but then I then I fucked up because
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  Speaker 1: I was overthinking the lyrics. Obviously I know the words
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  Speaker 1: to those songs. I just tried to not have the
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: crutch of the lyric sheet. But we I didn't suck
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  Speaker 1: up Guy Love, and that sounded perfect. So I want
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: to tell you. I did Pete Holmes's podcast, and I
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: find Pete Holmes to be one of one of the
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: funniest stand ups there is Bill and I went to
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: see him rehearse his hour long special That's Gonna be
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Coome on Netflix that he shot since and we were
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: just belly laughing. It was so funny. And he went
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: into his podcast and he has two things that told
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: we were going to steal for our podcast. He goes,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: when someone says something, he goes, speed agree, I speed
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: agree on that. Speed agree. That just means like you
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: agree so fast, like you don't even finish your thought
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: like that that's good. And the other one is scandal noted.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: So let's say you want to talk about someone who
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: has problem, you can talk about them. You just got
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: scandal noted. But I do want to say that that's
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: good cover. I like that because we were trying to
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: talk about some people that have been canceled or have
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: you know, issues, But you still want to be able
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: to make your point, so you say, like think about
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Cosby scandal noted. Was that he.
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: So if it's right with you, I'd like to introduce
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I'd like to steal from Pete Holmes a speed degree
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: and scandal noted. Did beget in the showdownes about show
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: we made about.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: A bunch of dogs and nurses. He said, he's the stories.
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: So yea.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: YEA very funny episode, very funny episode really hur issues,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: some real HR issues.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, but I will say that. Yes. Scandal noted.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: Scandal noted that's funny.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: See, you already got it. Donald Scandal noted JD and
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Turk would have been fired for their behavior on this
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: talent show.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Real cool, my gosh, from back in the day, from
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: back in the day when they were interns to when
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: they decided to do to make their own interns do it,
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: they would have been completely.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I just kept cremated. I kept cringing. I mean, like.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: One joke, I only cringed it one.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: But the asking the two women to lube themselves up. No,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: well you should have cringed at that one. Brady, that
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: was crazy. Didn't you get mad at you for that?
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Understandabaye?
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: I apologize and I apologize.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: You did apologize, I remember, yeah, I did to.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: His face after he stepped to me, like Yo, what
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: the fuck did you say?
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, Wayne, I'm so sorry, I am
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: so sorry.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Well you know I think you you were. You were
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: not at a point yet and you are now. We
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: both are where you were. We we were still wide
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: eyed enough to be like, oh yeah, if he wants
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: me to say that, I'll say that like now I
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: would say like I would never, I'm not going to say.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: That, right.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, we were just trying to be funny too,
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean. And that was what I
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: was trying to you know. It was like, I'm just
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: trying to be funny, dude, I'm just trying. It was
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: like at your expense, at your you know what I mean.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: That's not really funny, that's just stupid. And I apologize
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: to him. Then I apologize now too. I think that
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: was a taste.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's forgotten you, forgotten that. He's forgotten me too,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: He's forgotten you your alleged. He's such anyway, let's talk
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: about the show.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: He's an amazing let's give him his flowers too while
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: we're since we're here, he is amazing performer, amazing Broadway performer.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all that stuff.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: No Johnny C in episode This must be Johnny C's
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: turn to take a break.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: But they bring in Sonny and Joe.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: It's a big This really feels like, you know, in hindsight,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: there's Billy. In hindsight, we really see Bill teeing up
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: what he's gonna try and do for season nine, which
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: is make these interns the start. This one is really
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: about Sonny and Joe.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: I really feel like this was the path right here.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: This was the blueprint, the handoff. I feel like this
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: was the blueprint. Bill said it, Look, this is how
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: we should do the show. We could still have the
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: main characters of the show, but let's phase them to
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: the background and put them in the mentorship part. Johnny
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: ces Kelso, will have you guys play the mentors, and
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: let's just make the show about the young guys, you
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: know what I mean, the young ones. And it really
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: does work. Sonny and Joe were actually a great That's
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: a great.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know what happened.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know why the two of them didn't why
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: that wasn't season nine, but that would have.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: That was really funny.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: They were a part of season nine, weren't they.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Well, Joe Denise is a part of season nine. Sony's
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: only in one episode.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, they walk in and they called Joe Denise
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: dude chick, dude chick. Elliott tells her that, you know,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: because Joe is so dedicated to being there all the time.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: And Elliott says, look, you gotta blow off some steam.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta you can't just stay, you know,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: because Joe's staying all night long and the other interns
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: are going and having drinks and at least having some
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: social life.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I was going to say that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Also, this is the episode that we're learning Joe's actually
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Denise is actually a really good uh intern slash doctor.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: She's actually one that cares, even with this exterior of
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: of you know, this hard exterior that she has. The
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: show opens up with her warming someone's bedpants so they
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: can go take a shit.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she does care. She just and her bedside manner
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: is still a bit gruff, but she's working on She's
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: making strides with that.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Everything's tracking.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Elliott says that some babies smell like ham. She thought
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: this was related to how she used to warm up
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: her sandwiches in the Nick You and then and the
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: baby incubators, but then she realized that some babies do
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: in fact smell like ham and she calls them Ham babies.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: She runs into one the way out of this first
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: scene and she smells it and she goes, ham baby.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: So I've never smelled a ham baby, but I do
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: love the way a baby's breath.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Smells a baby's breath.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: There's nothing fresher in the baby's breath. Listen, it's even
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: a line in the most deaf song. But look, check
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: this out out. It smells like, uh, breast milk, but
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: vomit rights exactly. All of you out there, all of
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: you out there who have kids and remember when they
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: were babies, know exactly what I'm talking about. You could,
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, I didn't do this, but I could literally
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: take my nose if just stick it.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: In my kid's take.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: That's so sweet.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: And I can't do it right now because I'm stuffed up.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right now, you wouldn't be able to get that
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: beautiful breast milk vomit sent.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't beat it. I wish I could. I
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: wish I could. I wish I could sit that in
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: a candle.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: So, for the second time in Scrubs history, we know
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: that we learned that Karla has whiskers on her on
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: her areolas, but this one was great the first time
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: and this thick as a thorn. The first time was
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: when Turk drew a drawing of it and it looked
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: like a walrus. And now she plarks a giant I mean,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: it's a giant.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Did she get thorn from a cactus?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: How did she let that get so long? I mean
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: that's not that was that almost needed brushing.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: It's clear that her breast area is not part of
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: her intern sex life. Like ever since well ever since
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: he saw the walrus.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: He was like, no, no, no, no no no no
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: no no no no, let's do it a different way. So, well,
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: that's quite a hair. I mean that hair sh.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Look like it was from a cactus. Man, if there's
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: multiple down there, she's freaking. It's like she's protecting, like
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: the nipple is being protected with thorns like that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I mean that was to the point where she if
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: she's going to keep it, it needs conditioning. I mean
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: it's uh, it was quite a long hair.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I don't think conditioner will do anything with him.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Well, she could have just like pulled on it with
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: some shampoo and then pulled on it with some conditioner.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: I don't think that would curl it. I think that
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: thing was just a straight up like tusk. It was
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: like a tusk and it didn't even fall. It was
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: just it was it was just a straight air.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I think they went too long with it in the
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: directorial choice. It wasn't believable. All right, So then Kelso
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: and the janitor both witnessed this, right, but Carla doesn't
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: see that the janitor.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Notices no, she sees that he notices No, she doesn't
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: she does. I thought he popped up and was like,
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: what the heck? And then Kelso so she just act
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: like you didn't see it, and then Kelso goes what
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: the heck and she's like, oh.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Shit, okay, you're right. So she just knows she's going
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: to gaslight the janitor for the whole episode. She really
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: sucks his mind up. She fucking successfully gaslights him that
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: he's questioning everything, even the fact that he was in
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the fugitive.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Right, this is guy to come back around. This guy
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: has to come back around full circle. I love that
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: the fugitive callback, isn't it though?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah? He's a was was that even in the.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Field of under his breath he says it. She doesn't
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: even hear him say it, So his secret's still safe.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: It's a fucking hilarious dude.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the secret he told to JD.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: You're tell anybody you're dead.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Right and then and then oh he Judy doesn't Carly
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't hear him say at this time.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: No, she doesn't hear him say maybe I his secret
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: is his secret is still saved. She's she's still trying
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: to figure out a way to freaking console him after
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: she's mind fucked him so good.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: You know, I just realized something I didn't realize with
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: regards to Neil's cameo and shrinking that I didn't really
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was sweet that Neil was Harrison
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Ford's character's patient. I didn't realize that they have that
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: that connection back to the Fugitive, did you?
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And Indiana Jones.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: What it's Indianiana Jones.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: He's at Kingdom Skull, Crystal Skull.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I made Neil is Yeah, wow, I didn't know that.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: But I just feel it's funny. That's such a blind
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: spot because I went, oh, it's just cool Neil's doing
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: a cameo because he's part of the Bill universe. And
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and then I went, oh, no, they have that moment
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: in Fugitive together. That's so cute.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Kembo, Cambo. Let's take a break.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Okay, so
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: the interns are going to put on a sketch show.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I guess every year the interns put on a sketch
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: show and they roast the senior staff. And this year
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: JD and Turk are in charge, and unlike most years
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: where the interns are allowed to write their own sketches,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: JD and Turk decide that they're going to write all
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the sketches for them because they're hilarious.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Because they're funnier than anybody else in the hospital.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, and they're very excited to this. I've never seen
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: them so excited about anything.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Well, here's what it comes down.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: They're like giddy schoolgirls.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Here's what it comes down to.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Their senior staff now, so they get to do what
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: ever the fuck they want. Matter of fact, their mentor
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: the dude that they go and get beers with and
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: shit like that, and the dude that used to fucking
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: h haze them and stuff and then became their friend
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: and has giving them the best advice is now the
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: chief of medicine. So they're like, yo, this is our hospital, man,
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: we run this thing. Turk and JD are running the show.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: It's that thing and they know it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: And the flashback, Oh no, oh my god, there's so
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: many moments.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Flash that way before you get to the flashback, which
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: in my life. But this is the first moment they
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: would have been fired when they ask for two volunteers
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: who are willing to go full frontal. Now, they don't
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: specifically say that they need to be women, but they
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: do say that whomever it is is going to be
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: rubbing oil on each other. And I don't even know
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: why that was. It was related to a sketch that
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: they had written.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I don't I think. I think we've tried to and
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: what is that.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I have no clue, no scandal noted. I'm just saying
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: that this is uh, we would have been as as
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: as as doctors quickly fired for asking our interns to
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: rub lube on each other at the talent show.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Male female them they or whatever you want to say,
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: my friend, yes, like, so.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I apologize for Jadie and Jerk's behavior during the talent
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: show in whatever year this was.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: That's okay.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: You come out of being like that's like, oh man,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: that's horrible.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Flashback when you come out as a Loma. Now mind
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: you Aloma. This is Aloma by the way, playing Nurse
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Roberts again in the flashback. She's back to Nurse Roberts.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Now, not not right, that's not Shirley, and.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: You are so fucking funny, and she's.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: Enjoying Jesus and Jesus.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: He loves me.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Jesus, you're some right now.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Aloma, the character Nurse Roberts is enjoyed it at first.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: She's like, you love Jesus, I do love me some Jesus.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: She's not offended at all. She thinks it's funny. She's
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: down to be teased. She's like, yeah, until Jesus comes
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: out and Jesus comes out and goes shaloman I now
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: knew my Friends.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Verse is not like that at all.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Nurse Roberts is not playing with that. Nurse robertson and
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: she tackled Jesus. Jesus. Nurse Roberts went from enjoying this
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: show to getting on stage and tackling jad because he's
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: playing Jesus.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: And he said before she tackled Jesus, was I don't
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: love me some Jesus?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: The line before was coloman I knew, now knew my Friends.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: The line from Nurse Roberts before she tackled Jesus was
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: I do love me some Jesus.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we'll put her over the edge was shalom
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: and I'm given the peace, sons. I wonder what the
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: end of that schedule was. That schedule was hilarious.
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: Ye.
• 30:17
  Speaker 8: Did you guys like really miss each other, because it
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: was if I remember Donald was off and then you
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: were off, right.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: We missed each other if we were just wrapped at
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: dinner time and didn't see each other until the morning,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: like another level.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: In this episode, though, it seems like you guys were like, yes,
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: finally we're back.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: I would. I mean at this point we had just
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, it just had been it's polished.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: At this point, we had done it so much that
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: it was like, well.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: We're having fun. We were clearly in this episode, you
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: and I are clearly cracking each other up.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: There's a point where we're making this stuff up, dude.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of improv here in this one.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: And I also remember, I can see in your face
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: when you think you're holding it together, but when Jimmy,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: the overly touchy intern is massaging your breasts, you are
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: cracking up on the inside. Yeah, Darren was so funny
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: in this Oh.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: My god, this is all a prelude to Matt TV.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: This is all a prelude to shouting that live.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I laughed out loud when you after Alma tackles
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: JD as Jesus, you go, there will be a twenty minute.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: I know that was improv because I remember that just
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: being from theater, being at my parents' theater and freaking
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: somebody coming out on stage because they needed to be
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: in the show and they didn't have no other part,
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: and so you'll beat the intermission.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Motherfuck all right, that's who you're gonna be.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: So they do that first act right at the National
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: Black Theata in Harlem.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Shout them out.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: They got a show on broad Raid right now called
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: fat Ham.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Oh that's doing really well.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, National Black Theata shouts you out. Shot eh oh me.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Bath Ham is really popular. That was one of the
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: shows everyone was talking about.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Marcel Spears, shout him out. Picasso at the Lapani's yield
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Baby for Life, Baby Anyway Life. He and I did
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: a play together, and he's on Broadway right now as
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: fat Ham.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I got to digress for a moment. I saw four
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: one person shows in New York when I was just there. Wow,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: it was my one person show trip. For some reason,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I saw Jody Comer in Prima Faci. That was amazing.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Then I saw the best magic show I've ever seen
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: called Inner Circle, which you have to go see. It's
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: like close up magic in a theater, but a very
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: small theater. Again, I got a magician, Israeli magician named
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Assi Winn. Incredible. Then I saw One Woman Show, which
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: is a spoof of one person shows, that was hilarious.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: And then I saw Alex Edelman, who's a comedian and
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: he did he He's a really really funny to me,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: and he's a Jewish guy, and he went and attended
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: an alt right meetup in Queens and so the story
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: the show is the story of him attending an alt
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: right gathering and uh, it's so crazy and insane and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: but also hilarious.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Rather than I, Yeah, I couldn't do that.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: There's no way in hell.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, I would have to be blind, like freaking
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Dave Chappelle was in that sketch.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: No, you you couldn't go because you.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: And not know that I was black, Because I would
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: There's I mean, I just imagine some of the things
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: you hear somebody say and that ship. Yeah, I don't
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: know if my heart, I don't know if my heart
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: could take it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I know it was insane, but he's presented in a
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: in a in a in a really comedic way. And
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I recommend all four shows of people. That was really good.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break and we'll be right back,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: right Donald, Yes, we will. We'll be right back, all right,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: back to our show scrubs, Donald, my love. So that
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: was so funny. We talked about that. So Joe ignores
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Elliot's advice. So they have a patient named Brianna, and.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: She has heart issues.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: She has some issue where she's she has immune immune
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: immune disorder where she's very vulnerable to getting sick.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Right, that's what it is.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: And she's so sick almost every month and she almost
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: dies almost twice to three times four times a year.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Or something, right, she has, So she's her mom is
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: very protective of her. The kid is complaining about it.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: And never been out, never gone outside of the house
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: because of her ailment.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Right, and.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: So never seen no parts of another person's body is
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: pretty much what we're trying to say.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: She has no experience with anything. I don't know how
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: old she is. She's she like a she's at least
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: an older teenager.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: All I know is they're trying to get her out
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: so she could at least dance with another person.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: They want to take her out, and the mom is
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: saying no, and Joe says.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Because she could get so sick if she dances with somebody,
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: or even just SIPs a beer next to somebody, that
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: she could wind up back into ICU.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Of course, could die.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: And it's just the thing between like the moms saying, look,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I know it's best for her, and both Elliott and Joe,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: independent of each other, are trying to get her to
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: have a chance to get outside and feel like a
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: normal kid.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Right, But some of these people are taking their own advice.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Right because Elliott goes and talks to her even though
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: she advises Joe not to.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Well, we find that out later.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: How funny is that fantasy? Is it a fantasy or
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: or a hallback? When I go, this is our sketch show,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: and I keep slapping.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: It and keep slapping our sketch show, our sketch show.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: It's a fantasy, and then you slap them. Then you
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: snap out of it and you're like, oh, it's all
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: right if you're late our sketch show. I remember shooting that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: I do remember shooting that.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: That was funny.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: I remember getting slapped and looking into the camera and
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: all of that stuff.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: And each time you go, oh.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, our sketch show, This is our sketch show.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: No One picks Denise as a scene partner. The janitor
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: tells Carla that he did see her pluck.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Out her hair, and she's like, no, you didn't, and he.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Makes all these noises. He does a whole shtick with
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: the hair, like moing moying, and then he plays it
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: like a violin.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: I wasn't here yesterday. That's Carla's excuse forever I was
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: here yesterday.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: She really commits to the gas lighting route.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you're going to gas light, you might
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: as well commit, right, She goes, You can't half ass
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: no gas light. You can't be like, you know, I
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: wasn't here yesterday, or maybe I was, and then expect
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: to win. He's all baked and I'm just sick, man,
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: I'm on that fucking uh.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: What's taking weed as part of your medicine?
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: Know that D was that not the dick? But was
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: the other that th D? No, not that vitamin d
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: D Vitamin D. No, it's that over the counter medicine quill,
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: not day quill D. But uh, what's the other one
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: that they got, Duke Madame musinx.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: D D what you think of I think you may
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: have added some GANDA to your regimen.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: No, but that's what the name of it, because there's
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: also the clarity dye.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: No, you're totally right.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Next d's a bunch of ds advil.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Did you add anything to your regimen?
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Who tanked forever? Who tanked forever?
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, if I'm gonna keep.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: It one hundred, yeah, please keep it one hundred.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: I felt like I could dry out some.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Of that mucus.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was wrong.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: I probably inflamed that motherfucker a little bit more. The
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: point is, yeah, I'm on that D.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on that D.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: I got some of that big fat D up in me.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: The janitor says that he wants Judy Carla's nipplehair. He
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: wants to he collects things, he says, and he wants
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: to put it between his molars and a snug which
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: is a snail slug hybrid that he was able to
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: splice together unsuccessfully. Yes, that had to be Neil, just
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: making it up. Absolutely that smells of Neil riffing.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: But I can't imagine that too. Just the two animal
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: sliced and then tried to stick them together.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I like that. He says he was able to splice
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: together unsuccessfully.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a slug and a snail, he commits. You know, dude,
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: he has like straight up uh, murderer tendencies.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: The janitor does.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: But again we don't know if it's all lie. We
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, we have seen him with his
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: squirrel army, so we know that's.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: True, right, and he captured those squirrels and killed some
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: of them too, if I do remember correctly, I think, all, wow,
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: see there are no squirrels around the hospital anymore.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: That's true. They don't have issues with squirrels.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, these are these are murderer tendencies.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: These are things that people who.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: He wants to kill me. He says it lots of times,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: all because I put a penny in the door. Why
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: did I put a penny in the door?
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know, you just but you did it. JD
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: did it.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I know we never analyzed that though, we haven't gotten
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: there yet. But when JD admits to putting the penny
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: in the door. But why would JED put it?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: It doesn't make any sense, j asshole.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: No, it's his first day and he gets accused of
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: putting a penny in the door.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Why is it just like Cobra Kai.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Man, the janitor is fucking Johnny and you are fucking
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: LaRusso and you come into the new area and you
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: just fucking up all of his shit because you're the
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: new guy and you have this entitled feeling and you
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: decide to put a penny in the door and mess
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: up his day, and because of that, he's now viewed
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: as the bad guy. It's Cobra Kai.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I don't believe this narrative. I don't believe the narrative
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: that JD on his first day is of Why didn't
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: in turn, purposefully put a penny in the door to
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: break the emergency door in the emergency room? What the
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: fuck is I think JD if he does admit to that,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: like I think he does, right, I think he was
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: just trying to find some closure with the janitor. Why
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: would he do that?
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: We got to go back and figure it. Can't It
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: has to be some for some malicious reason.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I've never really thought this out. Ever, we're gonna.
• 41:14
  Speaker 8: Learn soon, or we'll at least get the reason very
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: specific reasoning soon, you know.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: But but he does admit it, right, That's why I
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: do recall that. But that doesn't make any sense. He
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: must be just saying like, hey, let's have some closure.
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: I did, yeah, because Wikipedia says JD accidentally stuck a
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: penny in the door. And I don't know how somebody
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: accidentally sticks a penny in a door.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Hold that door? He probably they should. I got it. See,
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: this is why weed. This is why weed sometimes.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Is for weed.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: This is what happened. J D was running extremely late
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: that day, and he was excited, if I do remember correctly,
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: and he would trying to get through the door, but
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: it was closing. His macguiver like instincts. He pulls out
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: a pinion.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have mcguy for like instincts. He's John Dorian to.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Try and for musical angle it into the sensors so
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: the automatic door slides open. It's broken. He flees the scene,
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: knowing that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: He broke it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Comes back later the janitor's there. JD, like all people
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: when they're guilty of something, admit it in some way.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe there's a pen. Maybe somebody put a penny
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: in it.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I think, if anything, a penny fell out of JD's
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: pocket and and and he realized it must have come
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: from my pocket. He is not purpose.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: I like my story better. My story is way more heroic. Yeah,
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: your story is just like Indiana Jones esque, and you
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: need to run with it.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Your story is weed based, but it's.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Very Harrison Ford Indiana. Joe. JD's not Jackson slash mcguy Burrish.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get back to the show. So then
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: there's another hr nightmare. We're trying to make sure that
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: the whoever the woman who's playing Elliott has a flat
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: enough ass.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we wanted to go get some cardboard.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: And we're examining the woman's ass and we're like, it's
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: not flat enough. JD says, I've chewed on that day
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: and it's flatter than Dale Beard. By the way, Sarah
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: has a very nice bum for what it's worth.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, Sarah has a very nice bump.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah has a very nice bump. So scandal noted.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: But I want the record to reflect that Sarah does
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: not have a flat bump. Speed degree, Oh my god,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Pete Holmes is gonna be so happy. So yeah, I'm
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: sorry that jd are yelling at an inn that her
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: ass needs to be flatter. Turket's massage by Jimmy Lee,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I can never say it. Jimmy the overly touchy, orderly
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: and he just calmly says no, thank you. But if
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: you look, if you go back and look at Donald's eyes,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: he is holding in a laugh. I can just know
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: that face. Yeah, and then when it's over, you're so
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: proud of yourself that you got through it. You're like
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: you got You're like I did it, and you're.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Like, he's very difficult, and you know, especially back then
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: when he was just starting to hone his.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Craft to not laugh around.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: I remember, I mean, look some of the scenes with
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Taren in this show and Sam Lloyd on the floor
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: when he's breathing in his ear and stuff like that.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know how Sam was able to keep a
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: straight face.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: We laughed very hard at that just by watching it.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: And so you know, there were so many bloopers. Whenever
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Tarren was massaging you, there was no in and I'll laugh.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: There's because he really one. He really massaged you. So
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: it feels good.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: No, it was so intense. I remember being really intense.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: But I like intense. You don't like an intense.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Love but not from Jimmy the overly touching injur And
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I like one from a massuse or do I like
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: it hard? I don't like it when they come and
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: just basically rub lotional.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: You don't do that. Don't do that.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I want the elbow in my back. Yeah, I want
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: to be like, oh why.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: I want to I want I want to be like,
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: please a little softer. Yes, I do like that.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I want to get to the point where I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, okay,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: mercy a little bit.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: So you got it, you got it, you got it,
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: you got it. I want to say my my safety word.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's have a let's have a what do you
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: call it? A safe word? Yeah?
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: What is your safe word with your messuse?
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: Please stop? I mean okay, I don't know.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: That's clear.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very it's very transparent.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Mine's ouch.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Same thing.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: So Bill is obviously trying to buy back his two
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: largest breaks in reality of the series Scrubs. When Carlos
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: says you lied about building a giant sand castle and
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: JD flying like a flag because those things defy the
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: laws of physics.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Why do you think he was trying to buy that back?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Because I think Bill has spoken openly in the years
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: since and laughed about it that he didn't always nail
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: the world of when something was a fantasy and when
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: it was reality. Like JD being in that backpack is
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: a real world. You stuff JD into a normal sized
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: backpack and closed it in the real world.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's a sitcom, you know.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: But there's a balance of reality.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, even come on, man, these guys blew up.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: We've blown up cars. We freaking like, come on, man,
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I agree with Bill that he was pretty he's pretty
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: good at keeping the insane insane stuff in fantasies and
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: then occasionally like the janitor building a sand castle that's
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: livable in the in the in the in the parking lot.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, Bill said, Bill said in the past that
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: he said like he showed up one day, which is
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: cannot true because that think parts are.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: A week time hell right about to say they had
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: to dump all of that sand.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: No, they well wasn't even it was it was literally
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: it was two stories too. It was just like it
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: was just coated thinly with it was like it was
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: like it was it was built like a two story
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: house and they just put sand on the outside of
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: So Bill saying that he didn't know his bullshit because
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: they would have had to build that ship for a
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: long time.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Sorry, it's uncomfortable, it's gone.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just lean forward, bro.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: It's just so uncomfortable in here, dude.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: And this is the only room that I have that
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: I can do this and right.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Now, why don't you go back to your closet life.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Because my closet has a bunch of fucking generators and
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: all of that ship is so it sounds like a
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: fucking dum What.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Does it sound like? Does it sound like this? No?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Does it sound like this?
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: You honor me?
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: No, Donald, if you want, we can set you up
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: with the studio too, like we can.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna do that, he does.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I don't want to go to a studio.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: But what I do, what I am going to look
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: into is getting a little box because I do do
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: a lot of Uh I did, I did your right,
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: but I do And he said do doo, Yeah I did,
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: And so I'm thinking about because remember those little studios
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: back in the day that you could buy and you
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: could close the door and open the door. Sure, I
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: think they're a lot cheaper than they used to be.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. Do you have one that you're already
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: looking at?
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: I don't, not yet, But this was just an idea
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: split second, just now.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Sarah bought one of those because she does what's it
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: called Rick and mortyry scandal, scandal noted rick and.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Morty, scandal, noted scandal, noted.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Sarah bought one of those because she does scandal, noted
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: rick and Morty. And you should get one, since you
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: clearly had never have a quiet home, not anymore. Your
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: kids are cute. I saw Donald's kids the other day
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: at my mom's house. My mom had a little pool
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: party for all my friends.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: None of the adults got in the pool. All of
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: the kids did, though.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Ye well, I thought I was gonna swim too, but
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Donald was wearing a sweatsuit in like ninety degree heat
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: for some reason. Go off, No the kid. The adults
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: just had a great conversation and the kids swam. I
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: was good. It gave the kids something to do while
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: the adults chatted.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I really do love your mom.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: My mom's the best. My mom's so sweet. She planned
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: a pool party for all my friends, and she planned
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: it far out. She made it sure everyone had it
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: on their calendar, like two months out.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Smart.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: She hit us up in April.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: That's so sweet though. I was like, I was like,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you guys gotta turn up because my mom was like
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: planning this like a wedding.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah you yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Casey was like, there's no way you can ever miss this.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: That's the That was the smartest thing ever. If you
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: want to make sure everybody shows up, put that ship
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: two months out. There's no way that anybody.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start doing shit longer out, Like Yo, my
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: birthday twenty four.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Right, come on, you got counted six months to get
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: it together.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: She got everyone, man, everybody turned up.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah they did.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: It was amazing. All Right, we're gonna take a quick break.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: We'll come back and we'll finish the show. It's called
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Scrubs and it stars Donald Faison, Zach braw He'll be right.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Back, the famous ever back evergle Remember the gogle Google guys,
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Do you guys.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Remember We're not gonna talk about the gurgle doesn't make
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: it back. No, the gurgle's over.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: What about cluck?
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Cluck?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: No, no, no more gurgle. Okay, So the janitor says
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: that that that Carla has a comically large hair on
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: her baby feeder. He gulls her breast a baby feeder.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: He says, I saw you take a comically large I
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: guess it was intentionally large, comically large hair off of
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: your baby feeder. Then they cut to us in the
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: in the cafeteria. This was so funny. Donald, when we
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: go you, I'm so nervous, and I go, Welcome to
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Live Theater. Sounds like waiting for God.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: I was about to say this, just like waiting for Goman.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I made me want to see a whole movie with
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: us as like, yes, waiting for Guffman theater directors, you're
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: the Donald Gay, Zach and Donald Wait, Zach and Donald
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Gay newlyweds in House Arrest, Zach and Donald that what House.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: Arrest was about, though, wasn't like one of them, like
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: he did pitch something where we did try to put
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: on a show.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but Zach and Donald. Someone did, But
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Zach and Donald, Yeah, did someone pitch something like this
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: that we that we run an amateur theater.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: Yes, that was one of our pitches.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I really after watching this episode, I like.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: I agree, I agree.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Donald's the Donald's the choreographer, I'm the director, and we're
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: and we're putting on a show. I watched the ship
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: out of that.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, sh it.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Live.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: The you have it's a live theater, all right.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: So the first impersonator is doing Kelso and he said,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I'm Bob Kelso. I do nothing but sit around here
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: all day, and I like prostitutes. And then Kelso finds
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: it hilarious. He's in the audience and he.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Says, I do like prostitute, and he goes, it's funny
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: because it's true. Right, that was a cringe moment right there.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Why because all of the prostitute stuff that Kelso's done
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: in the past, and.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: He does like he likes hiring sex workers. Is that wrong?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I suppose that he particularly is into,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: specifically into Asian sex workers. Maybe is cringe and scandal noted.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Well, that's where I was going to go with it,
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: but I don't want to take it there.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well, now we have scandal noted, so we
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: can address these things.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, scandal noted. I really like scandal noted. I really
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: liked noted.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Now, Joell, do you like scandal noted?
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: I do like scandal noted I do.
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: It allows us to not just address, but also it
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: doesn't you know, you can't talk around it like.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I like, yeah, and it makes you it's telling the
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: audience like, yes, we get that that is inappropriate and
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: it's scandalous a bit, and yes we we hear you
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: and we note it. But we need to we do
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: need to do.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: To push forward and continue our wonderful show.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: We need to keep going with the podcast.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: We have to push forward.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: But also, and in Peter Holmes's case, you know, on
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: his podcast, they just you know, he has people on
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: and they just go all over the place. They're not
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: following like redoing rewatching a show, so they go in
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: all directions, especially talking about other comedians and stuff. So
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: it's just sort of a quick way of him saying like, yeah,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: we hear you. We're not gonna we know that you
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: have feelings about X, Y or Z. We it's noted,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: but we we're going to finish the sentence. You know what,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: Finish the sentence.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: That's perfect. U. He's really it's called you made it
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: weird with Pete Holmes. He's he's a very funny guy,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you guys. And he has a Netflix Netflix special coming
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: that when when you when you see it out, recommend
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I recommend it because Bill and I saw the final
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: rehearsal and it was so good.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: So then the beard face beard fa say comes out
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and JD says that he was up all night sewing
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: the costumes.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: Great costume.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: And then Jimmy comes out.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Jimmy comes and does all his Saturday Live Edition impressions, and.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: The last thing he does is Dane Cook.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: He does a good Brad Pitt.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: He does a good Dang Cook too, and then and
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: then he went too far and then it was too
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: much Jimmy. And then we're both like, too much Jimmy.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we said we over Jimmy. Did you guys watch
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Brad Pitt is so funny? I don't know if you
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: guys watched Dave, but on the Dave finale so hilarious
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: yet okay, good, Yes, everybody watched Dave and watched the
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Dave finale where Brad Pitt get stars as himself and
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: it's really fun. But anyway, not a lot of people
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: do a Brad Pitt impression, and I thought that Terarran
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: does a pretty good one.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: That's a very good one.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: So then Joe and Sonny show up and they don't
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: have any plan. They ignored rehearsals because they were obsessed,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: rightfully so, with their patient and they're playing Jad and Turk.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: We have no idea what they're gonna do. And they
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: make out and that instantly makes us self conscious about
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: our love.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: Guy love all of a sudden is in jeopardy.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Now this ship, this second act ship with us trying
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: like preventing ourselves.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: This ship was so funny.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I laughed so hard at the second act of the show. Yeah, yeah,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: when I have the fantasy that were actually sitting on
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: the same side of the table thirty and we're so flirty.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought you're off carbs.
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: She was hilarious.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: And then and then you get a.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Big something good happens to you and I rush.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: Over right and and then you turn to walk away.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not allowed to hug you. I got a
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: new Turk want to do. There's like this like like
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: fucking frosted lens on the outside, shallow focus, and Dolly
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: pushing on both of us like a fucking rom com.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Right, because Turk and JD have said, look, because of
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: this kiss, and this is how everybody perceives us, we
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: need to take a step back. You turn around, and
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: JD turns around and Turk is gone, and he feels
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: like he's missed his opportunity to to to look back
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: and tell Turkey he loved him and he was proud
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: of him. And when before JD can turn back around,
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: we see Turk right, and he goes. I read all
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: the way around. I read all the way.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Around that she is so funny and cute.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: That ship reminded me of way to go, Paula. I
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: don't know why, but for some reason, I write it
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: the way around, I wade it the way around.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: They love each other so much. You skipped one part
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: where Todd is congratulating uh Turk, and he says, I
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: shaved my my private's ball like your head. Yeah, and
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: as a tribute to you, the Todd shaves his scronum.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: And scandal noted.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: And Turkeys very appreciative too.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, Turk appreciates it, sincerely, Okay, so you don't know, Joel, Joelle,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a scandal that Rob Sha shaves
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: his balls.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: Joelle shave, Yeah, I don't know.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: It would be weird.
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: It was like an honor of your bald head shaved.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: My general's like, that's an hr cup.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: In the real life scenario.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, anyway, JD and Turk they can't last fifteen minutes,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, the Eagle and sing Guy
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Love that Chyl comes on, Dylub comes on the soundtrack.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: And they hug.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Singing Dylave was so fun. I think we're gonna have
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: to sing Guy Love at each show. I agree, even
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: though even though that we won't be doing the musical
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: each time, I feel like the audience for each show
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: deserves a rendition of live Guy Love. They would freak out.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: We gotta do it. I love singing it so much.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I've been walking around the house singing it. This Donald
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: doesn't text me back, unlike Turk and JD. I can't
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: get a fucking text back.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's change the subject.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: The Eagle in this episode where you jump on my
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: back and we fly off one. First of all, who
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: was ever on a Dolly on a steady cam. Great shot.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: It was almost like you were on one of those things.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: It looked like we were flying, almost right when it
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: pulls back and we run off the camera and everything. Yeah,
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: not only that, it's a very very popular me of us.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I forgot that that's where that gift meme is from.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and uh so when I see I see it
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: all the time, and I forgot what season it was.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: I thought we had missed it. But here we are,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: and it's it's it really is shot beautifully. It does
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: look it feels like you know, you know how I am.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: It feels like fucking Superman John Williams taking off.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: There's a new Jewish Superman in town.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: And I believe there's a new Jewish American. I believe
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: there's a new Jewish Jewish Lois Lane to go along
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: with him. Sorry, America, she's not. Oh she just plays
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: one on TV. Yes, Scandal, noted him. I don't like
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: that that anymore. I've been watching that show and she
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: plays she really leans into the Jewish New Yorker stereotype.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: So this is my protests protest noted anyway. Uh, yeah,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: you get a new you got a new Superman.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: Donald, Yeah, we'll see what's up. They're doing a really
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: good one too. It's All Star Superman, right or is
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: it Kingdom Come? Which what are they doing.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: They're doing like closer to an all Star like very
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: classic kind of Lewis Lane And yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: That was that's a that's a great comic. All Stars
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: are really good comic.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Nothing O G the O G.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: It's not an og comic, but it's a it's a it's.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: A it's a homage to what the comics were back
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: in the day.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Oh so they're not doing like the one we saw
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: with Christopher Reeve episode one.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: Way further than that. They're doing like it's more like
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: All Star Superman is more like, uh, what was the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: first Superman?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Reeve? George Reeves?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, everybody, that's our show. We love you
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: very much. We appreciate you spending some time with us.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: We gotta be we gotta give the girls the props
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: Sonny and Joe. First of all, at the end, tricks
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Joe into finally seeing how she's being a hypocrite trying
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: to get this young lady out even though she's not
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: going and what she does what she does. It built
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: the bridge that is built between her and Sunny from
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: this adventure that they've gone on together trying to get
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: this young lady out of the ICU. It pays off
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: at the end with the two of them see each
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: other and I think it's a really cute moment, and
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: I think this is where Bill really stuck the landing again, like, look,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: this is what Scrubs could be if you wanted it.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: We've got our guys being silly, you still got all
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: of that, but these are now new, fresh stories with
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: new characters and everything like that, and we can go
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: this direction. I wish he would have stuck around and
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: did it, but you know, he had Cougartown, no Bill,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: but he had Cougar Town and the people that did
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: do it. You know, we got a full season out
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: of it, and we're very.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Grateful he didn't. You got twelve episodes.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: That's a full season nowadays.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: In today's numbers. Yeah, that's funny. Also, I was happy
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: they didn't bring the girl. I thought the end was
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: gonna be they snunk the girl out, the teenage girl
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: out to a bar, and I was like, that's gonna
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: be a weird and I thought I saw her for
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: a second, and I was really relieved when that wasn't her.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: That would have been a really bad ending. That's not
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: the I mean, we have endings like that. Let's keep
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: it one hundred. We've done shit like that.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, please tell me they didn't
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: sneak the girl out to a bar. And I was say, okay, good,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: they didn't.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: They snuck that kid out to his graduation whenever.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: She's like a compromise and like she shouldn't be like that.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: Motherfucker couldn't stand.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: The kid couldn't stand.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: That was really bad when they took the kid through
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: his graduation.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he couldn't stand.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he collapse?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: Pretty much does not.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 8: Make it to the stage. No, I'm not a worthwhile trip.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: They meant, well, their heart was in the right place. Absolutely,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: all right, that's our show. We love you very much,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Joelle Daniel. You want to say.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: Anything, no, thank you guys for more information on the tour.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: It's coming.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really really excited.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: More more of well diets on tour will come. Donald
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: give me you want to say.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: I just want thank everybody for listening. I am so grateful,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: especially after experiencing, uh, what we experienced in Seattle. Uh,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: to know that you guys really really do like us.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: I mean you like us, You really really like us.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: You're doing the Sally Field Oscar speech.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: No doubt. It just feels.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: It feels really good, especially around my birthday time.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: So thank you very very much.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Do you want to tell everyone you when I gave
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: you for your birthday?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: He gave me a picture of two of my favorite things,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: the notorious big and marijuana.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Well, you didn't really describe it very well.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: It's big smoking weed.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful photograph print that I got of a
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: really shallow picture picture of a biggie with a with
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: a with a blunt dangling from his lips and the
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: smoke is clouding in front. It's awesome. That's very cool.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: And I said to Donald, I combines two of your
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: favorite things into one picture.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: It's beautiful and it hangs in my house.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Oh is it already on the wall.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: Well, we have to have the frame guy come, but
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: we already have the space where we want.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Are all right?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: We love you, guys? Kind of shout Donald stories.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Dogs and nurses.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I said, he's a stories
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: So Yetta here yea here swe