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RIP Dolly's Tits & Taint, Etsy Witchcraft & Cursed Objects · Cosmic Peach

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Speaker 2: you outside of your comfort zone and make you question reality.
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Speaker 3: Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time
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Speaker 3: at the rodeo. Hello and welcome back to the show.
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Speaker 3: I have a pretty disturbing topic for us today. It's
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Speaker 3: something that I hadn't ever thought about or even considered
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Speaker 3: bringing on the show, but I kind of knew it existed,
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Speaker 3: just not to the degree maybe that we're going to
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Speaker 3: be talking about today, but lots breaking off. in current
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Speaker 3: events world, I see that, uh, we're gonna talk about Dolly,
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Speaker 3: don't get your panties in a twist, but I've noticed
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Speaker 3: that there's some uproar about measles, and, oh, another measles case, oh,
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Speaker 3: another measles case, and then this show that my son watches,
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Speaker 3: there was, uh, an episode all about how important vaccines are.
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Speaker 3: And I was thinking, this is interesting here. This is
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Speaker 3: rather interesting. They're coming after the anti-vaxxers again. If you'll remember,
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Speaker 3: I shared a reel on my Instagram many, many years ago.
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Speaker 3: It was an episode of the Brady Bunch where everybody
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Speaker 3: got the measles and They were laughing and joking and
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Speaker 3: giggling because they got to stay home from school and
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Speaker 3: eat chicken soup and fart and queef under the bed
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Speaker 3: sheets all day. And just, I guess, lay around the
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Speaker 3: house until you get better. Now, the general disposition towards
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Speaker 3: measles obviously was completely and vastly different than it is now.
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Speaker 3: And what changed really? other than the fact that they
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Speaker 3: want to inject you and everyone you love with just
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Speaker 3: a little bit of unknown substances, a little heavy metals
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Speaker 3: for you. And, you know, what else is going to
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Speaker 3: be next? Well, they always couple these two things together,
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Speaker 3: so I'm going to guess it's the mumps, because they
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Speaker 3: always run those two together, measles and mumps, like they're
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Speaker 3: best friends, you know? You can't have a measle without
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Speaker 3: a mump. A mump without a measle. But what is
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Speaker 3: a mump? I'm going to just Google it. I really
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Speaker 3: don't know. You guys are sitting there laughing at me probably.
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Speaker 3: But what are the mumps? Mumps is a, oh, let
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Speaker 3: me do a share screen here. Mumps is a contagious
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Speaker 3: viral infection that causes painful swelling of the salivary glands,
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Speaker 3: particularly the parotid glands located between the ear and the
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Speaker 3: jaw virus. It's a virus. Okay, virus is caused by
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Speaker 3: the mumps virus. Transmission spreads through saliva or respiratory droplets
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Speaker 3: when an infected person coughs, sneezes. So I thought you
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Speaker 3: couldn't vaccinate against the virus until COVID. Oh, this is just, oh,
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Speaker 3: I mean, this is some type of bacteria. You know what?
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Speaker 3: It probably is. And I'm just, we look at these images.
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Speaker 3: Her is probably a reaction. From another vaccine. It's probably
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Speaker 3: a reaction from the measles vaccine. Because, you see, they
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Speaker 3: always say measles and mumps. So, you get the measles vaccine.
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Speaker 3: And then you get the mumps. And then you have
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Speaker 3: to get the mumps vaccine. And, you know, it could
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Speaker 3: also be a case of somebody getting an infection in
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Speaker 3: the damn fucking throat. Or toxic overload in the salivary gland.
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Speaker 3: Toxic overload from... heavy metals and all kinds of, you know, preservatives, plastics,
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Speaker 3: microplastics in the food. They get stuck in the salivary gland.
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Speaker 3: It blows up like this. And then you go in
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Speaker 3: and they say, you've got the mumps. And the name
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Speaker 3: itself is just kind of like, why does the name
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Speaker 3: of it sound like what it looks like? You have
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Speaker 3: a mump, a mump. Can't go to work today. I
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Speaker 3: have a mump. Why don't they just call it a lump? Lumps.
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Speaker 3: You got lumps. My humps, my humps. My lovely little mumps.
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Speaker 3: Check them out. What else do we have on the agenda? Well, Dolly.
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Speaker 3: Dolly is the second of three unfortunate victims to complete
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Speaker 3: the triad for the month of August 2026. Of course, 2026,
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Speaker 3: the 2 and the 6 equals 8. They died in August. Hayden, Dolly,
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Speaker 3: she was 80, died in August in 2026, so there's
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Speaker 3: another 8. And then we have Tim Curry died at
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Speaker 3: 80 in August on the 26th in 2026. So I
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Speaker 3: feel like I tried to warn you on the Hayden
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Speaker 3: episode that the month was young and they were going
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Speaker 3: to try something real ridiculous because it's 2026 and it's August.
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Speaker 3: But here's the thing. They got this eclipse coming on.
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Speaker 3: By the time you're hearing this, you might be in
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Speaker 3: the middle of it. Very rare that you have a
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Speaker 3: year that's an eight. An eclipse. And then all these
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Speaker 3: people being 80 years old. Baby Daddy texted me and
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Speaker 3: he was like, well, what do you think? They have
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Speaker 3: some cabal adorned in robes showing up at Dolly Parton's
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Speaker 3: house and Tim Curry's. They're old and it's the middle
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Speaker 3: of summer, the dog days, if you will. They probably
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Speaker 3: died of a fucking heat stroke. Because they're old and
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Speaker 3: it's the middle of summer. For me, it's more of
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Speaker 3: a spiritual thing. A contract that had been signed many, many,
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Speaker 3: many years ago. Maybe not a physical contract, but a contract. Nonetheless,
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Speaker 3: and on their 80th birthday, the old Grim Reaper showed
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Speaker 3: up to exact his pound of flesh. And it doesn't
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Speaker 3: have to be a cabal adorned in robes, but there
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Speaker 3: is a spiritual movement when things like this happen. I
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Speaker 3: have two clips for you, maybe just one clips for
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Speaker 3: you on Dali. I wanted to get your thoughts on,
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Speaker 3: and then we're going to get into the topic of
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Speaker 3: the hour. Roll on one.
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Speaker 4: The Dolly Parton eclipse ritual sacrifice. Dolly Parton breaking news
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Speaker 4: has just passed away. As we have entered the celebrity
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Speaker 4: sacrifice season of the eclipse energy season, Starting on August 12th,
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Speaker 4: the very, very famous star Hayden from the show Heroes,
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Speaker 4: which shows the eclipse, who killed the cheerleader, the coming
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Speaker 4: destruction of this planet. Tons of Illuminati symbolism throughout her career.
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Speaker 4: Lots of strange connection, even on this date. Aaliyah passed
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Speaker 4: away in the tragic plane crash. Celebrity sacrifices. Please smash
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Speaker 4: that like button on the Jamie Hanshaw podcast. Make sure
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Speaker 4: to go watch that. The celebrity sacrifice season. And if
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Speaker 4: you have been tuning in, you know we've been saying
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Speaker 4: that there was going to be another big celebrity sacrifice
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Speaker 4: after Hayden for the eclipse coming up on the 27th.
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Speaker 3: Did you also see that 2026 hurricane season? There's a
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Speaker 3: Hurricane Dolly as the fourth one, as the D.
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Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh-oh. Holy shit, four hours ago. Tropical storm Dolly
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Speaker 3: could develop this week.
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Speaker 5: Wouldn't that be... crazy if Hurricane Dolly hit Dollyland? It
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Speaker 5: could have been named after Dolly Parton because the way
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Speaker 5: that they do it is they create alphabetically. So there
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Speaker 5: was already three named storms. So it was Arthur, Bertha, Cristobal,
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Speaker 5: and Dolly. And you also notice that they usually alternate
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Speaker 5: the genders back when there used to be two. So
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Speaker 5: it would be like boy, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl.
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Speaker 5: So Dolly was, this is an actual interesting coincidence that
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Speaker 5: the very next tropical storm was Dolly at the same
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Speaker 5: time that, you know, she dies.
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Speaker 3: So this is all very interesting, Hurricane Dolly. And the
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Speaker 3: underground tunnels under Dollywood, much like Disneyland and all those
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Speaker 3: shitty places, it does make you wonder what she was
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Speaker 3: really up to. A lot of people come into her defense.
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Speaker 3: And no one could probably love Dolly more than I do.
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Speaker 5: Did.
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Speaker 3: But she was a vaccine pusher. She's got tunnels under Dollywood.
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Speaker 3: You know, she was all cute. And people like to,
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Speaker 3: for some reason, discount that country stars because they have
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Speaker 3: this wholesome, innocent thing going on. A little sassy. Dolly Parton. Well,
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Speaker 3: she could have been really into some fucked up shit, okay?
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Speaker 3: And it probably is worth a deep dive, but that's
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Speaker 3: not why we've gathered here today, folks. No, we've gathered
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Speaker 3: here today to discuss some really disturbing services being offered
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Speaker 3: on Etsy, of all places. Now, speaking of this sole
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Speaker 3: contract thing, apparently you can get one for yourself for
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Speaker 3: the low, low price of $ 14. 99 on Etsy. And, you know,
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Speaker 3: I knew that these things existed, but I didn't know
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Speaker 3: to the degree they existed. And I actually have a
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Speaker 3: personal story about some of these weird services that are
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Speaker 3: rendered on Etsy. But let's talk for a second, right?
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Speaker 3: Because we all love a homemade craft, you know? We
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Speaker 3: all love a crocheted blanket, handcrafted candles, custom cutting boards,
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Speaker 3: maybe a nice little sign that says live, laugh, love.
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Speaker 3: Maybe you wanted a rhinestone encrusted dildoid to keep in
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Speaker 3: the closet, which, you know, get a personalized dildoid if
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Speaker 3: you really want to, but Let's actually hold off on
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Speaker 3: the rhinestones. That just sounds like a yeast infection waiting
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Speaker 3: to happen. So hopefully if you get the customized dildoid,
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Speaker 3: you hold off on the rhinestone age, but they got
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Speaker 3: all kinds of stuff available on Etsy. Okay. There are
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Speaker 3: people who make their sole livelihood based off of things
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Speaker 3: they sell on Etsy. You can get signs, you can
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Speaker 3: get anything. Anything at all, sweaters, hoodies, custom logo. And
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Speaker 3: you can also get a contract to sell your soul
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Speaker 3: to the devil on some Robert Johnson type shit on Etsy.
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Speaker 3: So what exactly are we looking at here? Beneath that
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Speaker 3: cozy mainstream exterior, there's a bit of a highly active,
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Speaker 3: largely unregulated, some kind of a subculture that focuses on
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Speaker 3: the commercialization of occult services, modern witchcraft, and all of
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Speaker 3: the most bizarre shit you could ever think of. And
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Speaker 3: by utilizing special search terms, users like you and I
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Speaker 3: can access hundreds of listings offering metaphysical commodities. Anybody familiar
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Speaker 3: with these metaphysical commodities? Saging of the taint, salt lamp
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Speaker 3: nipple rub, spell casting. It's all available on Etsy. They
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Speaker 3: may not personally come and sage your taint, but there
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Speaker 3: is sage available, so you may smoke your taint out.
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Speaker 3: Also with the salt lamp nipple rub. It sounds like
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Speaker 3: the nips might be a little rough around the edges afterwards,
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Speaker 3: but I don't kink shame. It's all absolutely real. Just
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Speaker 3: go on Etsy. Anybody can do this. Any single... One
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Speaker 3: of you can do this. I might show some examples
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Speaker 3: as we progress through the episode. I really just want
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Speaker 3: to tell you what I found. So we've got a
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Speaker 3: lot to discuss here. So you're going to go. You'll
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Speaker 3: go to Etsy. You type in the search field. You
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Speaker 3: type in Succubus. Succubus. And see. Take a look. It's
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Speaker 3: in a book. Metaphysical taint rub. So you type that
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Speaker 3: in and let me tell you, we're talking prices from
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Speaker 3: $ 9 all the way up to $ 140. And one of
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Speaker 3: the most powerful, quote unquote, witches, quote unquote, on Etsy.
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Speaker 3: Her name is Evelyn Rituals. She charges $ 141 for a
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Speaker 3: succubus something spell. And I'm actually going to read the
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Speaker 3: description for you. But before we do that, I am
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Speaker 3: a little bit of a paranoid person. I feel like
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Speaker 3: even reading this stuff can, you know, I'm not trying
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Speaker 3: to commune or make contact with or anything like that.
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Speaker 3: So let me just say out loud. I pray for
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Speaker 3: each and every listener out there, and including myself, the
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Speaker 3: spiritual hedge of protection around us, and we rebuke any
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Speaker 3: demonic spirits in Jesus' name. But this is for educational purposes,
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Speaker 3: so I will be reading this out loud to you. Now,
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Speaker 3: the succubus summoning spell. Here's a quote. This is the
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Speaker 3: description from the Etsy. Choose the ritual you need and
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Speaker 3: complete your purchase. Before confirming, please fill in the required field.
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Speaker 3: Describe your situation. Include your name and your date of birth.
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Speaker 3: A photo is optional. To fully understand your request, I
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Speaker 3: use intuitive energetic scanning. This allows me to accurately direct
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Speaker 3: energetic blocks and the underlying causes that may be preventing
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Speaker 3: your desired outcome. I select individual components for each ritual. Herbs, oils, crystals, candles, symbols.
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Speaker 3: The incantation and the exact timing, all tailored to your
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Speaker 3: energy and goal. Your ritual is performed in silence within
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Speaker 3: a dedicated sacred space. It is usually completed within 24 hours,
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Speaker 3: though in rare cases it may take slightly longer. You
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Speaker 3: will receive a digital file such as a symbol, a photo,
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Speaker 3: or instructions as confirmation that your ritual has been completed
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Speaker 3: in compliance with Etsy policy. Magic unfolds in its own rhythm.
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Speaker 3: Some changes may begin within a few days while others
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Speaker 3: may take several weeks depending upon the depth of your
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Speaker 3: request and your personal readiness. I personally oversee each case
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Speaker 3: with full commitment confidentiality and ease end quote now from
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Speaker 3: the listing itself you're buying some kind of a succubus
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Speaker 3: summoning spell and it says it is a spell to
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Speaker 3: awaken erotic energy beyond the physical it goes on to
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Speaker 3: say have you ever woken up with a feeling that
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Speaker 3: someone was there in your dream that the touch was
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Speaker 3: real and the arousal was undeniable. This spell calls upon
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Speaker 3: the succubus, an ancient archetype of feminine desire, a being
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Speaker 3: that exists between worlds, appearing in dreams, cravings, and raw impulses.
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Speaker 3: Your expected outcome invokes The succubus, summoned by your unique
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Speaker 3: energy and libido, intensifies erotic dreams. Sensual energy and bodily
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Speaker 3: sensitivity activates the second chakra, something called Vajatanta. Awakening desire, dominance,
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Speaker 3: and surrender unleashes sexual power and pleasure beyond the limits
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Speaker 3: of the body. From any of the research I've done
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Speaker 3: on this, so-called archetype spirit that lives between worlds or
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Speaker 3: dimensions or whatever the fuck they're saying here, it's been
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Speaker 3: some type of a torture session where it'll come and
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Speaker 3: sit on your chest, rape you in your sleep. Why
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Speaker 3: would you want to actually summon that? Why would you pay?
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Speaker 3: It's because people don't do their research on this shit.
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Speaker 3: And it's like, oh, no, no, you got it all wrong.
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Speaker 3: We're going to open your vagetanta, and we're going to invoke,
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Speaker 3: and we're going to bring them in, and they're going
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Speaker 3: to lay with you in the bed and give you
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Speaker 3: a hot wax nipple rub, and they're going to hopefully...
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Speaker 3: Not a rhinestone-encrusted dildoid, but they got a couple toys
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Speaker 3: and tricks up their sleeve. They're gonna just get you
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Speaker 3: in the mood. Well, that's not what the fuck I've
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Speaker 3: ever researched about this daemon. All the encounters I've ever
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Speaker 3: heard of, it's been like Rosemary's Baby type shit. It's
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Speaker 3: like a horrific rape torture scene. And, uh... There are reviews, people.
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Speaker 3: There are reviews. And I don't know if they just
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Speaker 3: get their friends to go on there and leave reviews
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Speaker 3: or what the fuck the situation is. But one of
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Speaker 3: the reviews, I found it said, Everything turned out exactly
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Speaker 3: how I hoped. Could not be more thrilled. Thank you
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Speaker 3: so much. And this woman, she's got 5.6 thousand sales
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Speaker 3: in just one year on her Etsy. I mean, this
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Speaker 3: really puts into perspective how warped people's minds have really gotten.
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Speaker 3: And some of them are just goofy, okay? I can't
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Speaker 3: even believe people are going on there and spending their
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Speaker 3: hard-earned money on the likes of a gay love spell.
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Speaker 3: That's what it's called, gay love spell. When you want
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Speaker 3: him to crave you with body, fantasy, and instinct, you
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Speaker 3: feel it. That something between you, the looks, the tension,
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Speaker 3: the subtle hints, you want more, deeper, physical. You want
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Speaker 3: him to ache for you, to think about you constantly,
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Speaker 3: to crave your touch, to lose sleep imagining your body.
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Speaker 3: The expected outcome here, Specifically designed to activate sexual desire
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Speaker 3: between two gay men. Channels raw, primal, lust. Focused fully
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Speaker 3: on you. Works through energetic binding via imagery, dreams, and passion.
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Speaker 3: Ideal when you want a fast, intense, physical reaction. Unmistakable
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Speaker 3: and urgent. Each spell is crafted individually, attuned to your energy,
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Speaker 3: your situation, your intention. ready to begin, that's what it says,
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Speaker 3: that's what it says, and, you know, this is going
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Speaker 3: against people's free will here, and when I was sitting
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Speaker 3: in with the occult rejects, we interviewed someone who claimed
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Speaker 3: to be a witch, and she was like, yeah, you know, um,
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Speaker 3: I said, don't you ever get scared when you do
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Speaker 3: stuff like this to other people and you curse them
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Speaker 3: and you cast these shits. Don't you ever get scared
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Speaker 3: that it'll come back on you, whatever you've done, whatever
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Speaker 3: you've cursed these people with. And she was basically like,
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Speaker 3: it doesn't come back on you. And it's hard for
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Speaker 3: me to believe that, but then again, She's probably working
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Speaker 3: on some like Crowley ideas where it's do as thou
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Speaker 3: wilt and there is no such thing as deserve. These
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Speaker 3: people didn't deserve what you did to them, so therefore
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Speaker 3: you don't deserve to have it come back on you,
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Speaker 3: I guess. There is no deserve in this world. Fucked
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Speaker 3: up shit just happens and do what thou wilt. She's
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Speaker 3: probably working on some kind of a fucked up thought
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Speaker 3: process like that but you can just curse people and
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Speaker 3: do things to them against their will and it'll never
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Speaker 3: come back on you because you're the practitioner whatever the
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Speaker 3: fuck they would think but um this is against people's
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Speaker 3: free will and there is a person you probably know
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Speaker 3: this person you probably know them pretty well because they're
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Speaker 3: on um a big podcast and I won't say the
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Speaker 3: name of the podcast. I won't say the name of
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Speaker 3: the person, but they were attempting to try to conduct
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Speaker 3: a love spell on me. I'm not fucking kidding you.
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Speaker 3: Not kidding you whatsoever. Now here's the thing. And it
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Speaker 3: wasn't my baby daddy. He didn't need to do that.
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Speaker 3: I was already attracted to him and wanted to be
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Speaker 3: with him. The love spell was going on in my
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Speaker 3: panty drawers long before, but it doesn't matter. You either
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Speaker 3: are or you are not attracted to somebody, okay? Love
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Speaker 3: spell be damned. You can't go against somebody's free will.
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Speaker 3: This is all, see, this is the problem. And a
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Speaker 3: lot of these shits are like $ 200 or so or more.
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Speaker 3: And these sickos out here are paying $ 200 to try
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Speaker 3: and dominate someone beyond their free will into loving them.
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Speaker 3: If you've got to do this, by the way, the
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Speaker 3: relationship is not for you. Okay? And obviously this love
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Speaker 3: spell that was casted against me, to me, for me, whatever,
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Speaker 3: it didn't work. It didn't work because Let me tell
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Speaker 3: you something. Everyone's got free will. And I didn't like
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Speaker 3: that person at all. And I prayed the spiritual hedge
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Speaker 3: of protection around me. I started getting the creeps from
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Speaker 3: this person pretty early on. My discernment told me to
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Speaker 3: stay away from them. And I found out later that
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Speaker 3: they had been doing some kind of a weird spell
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Speaker 3: casting and stuff against me. Or for me or to me, whatever.
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Speaker 3: If something is meant to be for you, if something
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Speaker 3: is for you, and I don't need to know what
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Speaker 3: spiritual beliefs you have or what religion you subscribe to.
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Speaker 3: You know where I stand. And that's irregardless because this
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Speaker 3: same principle applies. If something is meant to be for you,
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Speaker 3: it will always be for you, no matter what. It's fate.
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Speaker 3: It's destiny. These are things that I believe in. The
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Speaker 3: day you forgot your coffee cup inside the house. You've
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Speaker 3: never forgotten your coffee cup before, but on this day,
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Speaker 3: you forgot your coffee cup in the house. And it
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Speaker 3: made you five minutes late for work. And that day,
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Speaker 3: if you would have been five minutes earlier... you would
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Speaker 3: have gotten in a horrible car crash and died. Whatever.
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Speaker 3: These things are important. Every tiny little detail of our
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Speaker 3: lives stacks up to become a fated or destiny or whatever.
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Speaker 3: And that's why, that's the same principle when I've been
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Speaker 3: trying to.
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Speaker 3: I've been trying to do this online dating stuff. You
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Speaker 3: guys know that. And in a way, I think to myself,
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Speaker 3: you know, You match with these people. And does it
27:54
Speaker 3: take away the fatedness of a moment? Does it take
27:58
Speaker 3: away the destiny of a love match or a love relationship?
28:03
Speaker 3: Because I, as a hopeless romantic, have always wanted to
28:10
Speaker 3: organically meet someone. And I have the last two times around.
28:14
Speaker 3: Second to the last husband, I met him at a
28:16
Speaker 3: house party. We exchanged numbers. We were together seven years.
28:21
Speaker 3: A lot of really interesting events stacked up to get
28:28
Speaker 3: me to that house party because I actually wasn't even
28:30
Speaker 3: going to go that night. I was talked into it
28:33
Speaker 3: and the rest is history. Now, you obviously know about
28:38
Speaker 3: Baby Daddy. We podcasted together very organically. It was a
28:43
Speaker 3: friendship that blossomed, yadda, yadda, yadda, but Sometimes it makes
28:48
Speaker 3: me think, you know, when you do this online dating stuff,
28:52
Speaker 3: does it take away like that fadedness of two people meeting,
28:56
Speaker 3: the serendipity of it all? But I bring myself back
29:00
Speaker 3: to the center because I really do believe if something
29:04
Speaker 3: is meant for you, it will always be for you.
29:08
Speaker 3: And it will always be there waiting for you. All
29:11
Speaker 3: the decisions up until this point to even Get me
29:15
Speaker 3: to this place in time where I'm even considering this
29:19
Speaker 3: ridiculous bullshit online stuff. You know, I could still maybe
29:25
Speaker 3: meet somebody in the frozen pizza section at the store.
29:29
Speaker 3: And we can talk about is Totino's or the Red
29:32
Speaker 3: Bear and Better on a budget. Maybe we'll meet next time.
29:40
Speaker 3: the White Castle Frozen Sliders? I don't know. Or maybe
29:45
Speaker 3: we'll meet on this app. But if something is meant
29:48
Speaker 3: for you, you don't need to actually cast a love
29:51
Speaker 3: spell once you've even gone into the realm of considering
29:55
Speaker 3: such things. Just know you're in an unhealthy place in
29:58
Speaker 3: your mind. And it'll never work. It'll never work because
30:03
Speaker 3: if that person is not interested, they will never be.
30:08
Speaker 3: They might even see, here's the thing about this, because
30:12
Speaker 3: I have a little bit personal experience with this because
30:15
Speaker 3: somebody gifted me one of these cursed objects for Christmas.
30:19
Speaker 3: And I didn't know about it until months later. Here's
30:23
Speaker 3: the story. I was in hair school at the time.
30:28
Speaker 3: And I got a part-time job working at Sephora in
30:32
Speaker 3: the mall. Selling makeup. Doing little makeovers and shit. Part-time.
30:40
Speaker 3: And there was this girl that I worked with. And
30:44
Speaker 3: she had blue hair. And way too much makeup on
30:48
Speaker 3: her face. Jesus Christ. I don't even know how she
30:51
Speaker 3: got the job. She looked scary. She looked terrifying. I would,
30:56
Speaker 3: you know... Run the other direction if I seen her coming.
30:59
Speaker 3: But somehow she got the job. I think she was
31:02
Speaker 3: actually a seasonal person and we were desperate. It was
31:04
Speaker 3: around Christmas. And I actually became really good friends with her.
31:10
Speaker 3: She was kind of pitiful. Had a real bad home life. And,
31:14
Speaker 3: you know, I don't judge. I've had really horrible things
31:19
Speaker 3: happen to me in my life. I had a rough childhood. So,
31:23
Speaker 3: you know, she was... way too much makeup and um
31:27
Speaker 3: has blue streaks in her hair but certain things happen
31:30
Speaker 3: to individuals like this to get them to the blue
31:33
Speaker 3: streaks so she was pitiful and I befriended her and
31:37
Speaker 3: she would come over to my apartment sometimes and we
31:41
Speaker 3: watch scary movies and eat beef stew or whatever you
31:45
Speaker 3: know and um Christmas rolled around and we were supposed
31:52
Speaker 3: to get a gift for We drew names out of
31:55
Speaker 3: a hat. And apparently she drew my name out of
31:57
Speaker 3: the hat. I got a fat chick. Got her a
32:01
Speaker 3: bath bomb or something. I don't remember. But she got
32:04
Speaker 3: my name. And she gave me the Christmas gift. And
32:09
Speaker 3: I opened it up. And I was actually really stunned.
32:14
Speaker 3: Because there are few people in my life. For this
32:18
Speaker 3: work Christmas situation. I always get. The person who don't
32:25
Speaker 3: know me very well. Who has to get me the
32:28
Speaker 3: gift for Christmas. And they get me like an adult
32:31
Speaker 3: coloring book or something. And if you know me at all.
32:34
Speaker 3: It's going straight in the trash. Don't get me adult
32:37
Speaker 3: coloring book. Don't get. You know so. Or they'll get
32:41
Speaker 3: me some. Just something stupid. Like I'll get the name
32:44
Speaker 3: of a person. And if I don't know them very well.
32:47
Speaker 3: I will go out of my way to investigate the person.
32:51
Speaker 3: To figure out. Everything I can about them to get
32:54
Speaker 3: them a wonderful, heartfelt, thoughtful gift. And I get the
32:59
Speaker 3: motherfucker who gave me a Denny's gift card. I've ate
33:02
Speaker 3: at Denny's one time in my entire life. Didn't even
33:04
Speaker 3: know there was one in Oklahoma, but somehow I got
33:09
Speaker 3: a Denny's gift card. So this is what I'm talking about,
33:11
Speaker 3: but she knew me really well. We have became pretty close.
33:15
Speaker 3: And when I opened the box, it was like a
33:17
Speaker 3: little jewelry necklace box. I was stunned. It was a
33:22
Speaker 3: beautiful necklace. And it was rose gold and it looked
33:29
Speaker 3: like a little vial. And it was jewel encrusted and
33:38
Speaker 3: it had a little tassel that hung down on the
33:42
Speaker 3: bottom of the pendant under the vial. And what it
33:48
Speaker 3: looked like to me was, if you took one of
33:51
Speaker 3: those Himalayan salt lamps and you crushed it up into
33:54
Speaker 3: a million pieces and you, and that's what it looked
33:59
Speaker 3: like in the vial. And then, like I said, it
34:02
Speaker 3: had like a little tassel that hang hung down at
34:05
Speaker 3: the end of the vial on the pendant. And I
34:08
Speaker 3: thought it was gorgeous when you held it up in
34:10
Speaker 3: the light, it would catch the sun. And you know,
34:13
Speaker 3: what the, that pink orangey color of the salt lamps,
34:17
Speaker 3: they're real pretty. And I thought it was some type of,
34:20
Speaker 3: like I said, like a salt lamp necklace. Maybe I'm
34:25
Speaker 3: just a jerk off because I didn't investigate it more,
34:28
Speaker 3: but I thought it was like a salt lamp. You know,
34:30
Speaker 3: they say Himalayan salt is good for calming and whatever.
34:34
Speaker 3: And I love orange. I love peach and I love pink.
34:40
Speaker 3: And so it was this rose gold necklace with the
34:43
Speaker 3: little orange, like salty, crystal-y looking stuff in the vial.
34:49
Speaker 3: And I thought, my goodness, what a thoughtful gift. It's
34:53
Speaker 3: all my favorite colors. It's unique. I've never seen anything
34:57
Speaker 3: like this before. I wore it every single day. I
35:01
Speaker 3: thought it was so adorable. And, you know, I gave
35:05
Speaker 3: her a big hug. Thank you so much. Whatever. And
35:09
Speaker 3: I noticed, six months into wearing it every day, that
35:15
Speaker 3: since Christmas time, my life had taken a real shit.
35:20
Speaker 3: And I had gotten involved with this guy from Saudi Arabia.
35:26
Speaker 3: And he was so... He was a genuine, certified sociopath.
35:34
Speaker 3: Probably serial killer. And we'll find out about it later.
35:37
Speaker 3: And I could not get away from him. He started
35:41
Speaker 3: stalking me. He was stalking my sister. He was stalking
35:44
Speaker 3: my mother.
35:45
Speaker 2: And.
35:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, my life had just taken a real shit. He
35:50
Speaker 3: had a tracker on my car. Didn't know about it.
35:54
Speaker 3: He had logged into my Apple account on his phone.
35:58
Speaker 3: So he could always, he could log into my Apple
36:01
Speaker 3: account from his phone and see what I was doing
36:04
Speaker 3: on my phone. I had to do, I had to
36:05
Speaker 3: reset all my passwords to everything. I had to get
36:09
Speaker 3: my car totally checked out. I had to move from
36:12
Speaker 3: my apartment because he kept showing up at my apartment
36:15
Speaker 3: and trying to get in the windows and stuff. I'm
36:17
Speaker 3: not even kidding you. And I was still friends with
36:21
Speaker 3: this girl at the time. And I was like, I
36:22
Speaker 3: cannot believe just since Christmas all the shit that I've
36:25
Speaker 3: been through. And getting involved with this psychopath. And she
36:31
Speaker 3: started laughing. And I was like, you know, I'm all
36:34
Speaker 3: about dark sense of humor, but this shit ain't funny.
36:37
Speaker 3: This guy is, I could show up murdered. I could
36:43
Speaker 3: show up totally decapitated one day. And she was just like, no,
36:48
Speaker 3: I mean, I just think it's ironic because that necklace
36:52
Speaker 3: I got you for Christmas, it was a love spell.
36:56
Speaker 3: And I said, what do you mean it was a
36:58
Speaker 3: love spell? Like the Victoria's Secrets? I love a Victoria's
37:03
Speaker 3: Secrets love spell. That's like one of my favorite scents.
37:08
Speaker 3: And she was like, no, that it was a charm.
37:12
Speaker 3: I paid a witch on Etsy. And she... She put
37:18
Speaker 3: a love spell on that necklace because you were complaining
37:21
Speaker 3: that you were single and you wanted to meet someone.
37:24
Speaker 3: And so I thought I would get you a love
37:28
Speaker 3: spell for Christmas. And I was like, I thought it
37:30
Speaker 3: was a fucking salt lamp necklace. And she just laughing hysterically,
37:35
Speaker 3: just thought it was the funniest shit of all time.
37:38
Speaker 3: And I'm sitting here like I've been wearing a cursed
37:41
Speaker 3: object for six months straight. I said, is it not
37:47
Speaker 3: a necklace? She was like, yeah, you can wear it
37:50
Speaker 3: as a necklace or you can hang it up in
37:52
Speaker 3: your house or you could put it on your rear
37:54
Speaker 3: view mirror or whatever. It's just, um, it's a spell. It's, uh,
38:00
Speaker 3: you know what? And I said, can you send me
38:02
Speaker 3: the link of what the fuck it is you're talking about?
38:04
Speaker 3: Because I didn't even know this, you could procure this
38:08
Speaker 3: type of shit. On Etsy and sure enough, she sends
38:12
Speaker 3: me the link and it's got all this stuff about
38:14
Speaker 3: send me the person's name and a photo of them
38:17
Speaker 3: and all this. And she had done this behind my back,
38:21
Speaker 3: cursed me. And you know, she, she was thinking she
38:25
Speaker 3: was trying to help or whatever, because I was complaining
38:28
Speaker 3: about being single. I'll be single till the fucking cows
38:32
Speaker 3: come home, baby. before I'd ever get involved in some hoodoo-voodoo,
38:37
Speaker 3: ridiculous nonsense shit like that. But, you know, she's got
38:42
Speaker 3: the blue streaks in her hair. She's sages or taints.
38:45
Speaker 3: She's into all this stuff. Thought she was doing me
38:47
Speaker 3: a favor. And this stuff is no joke, guys. It's
38:50
Speaker 3: really dangerous. And I didn't even know how to dispose
38:53
Speaker 3: of the fucking cursed item after she had revealed the
38:57
Speaker 3: big plot twist. The M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. I
39:01
Speaker 3: was sitting there looking at it like. Oh my God.
39:06
Speaker 3: I prayed the blood of Jesus on it. And I
39:08
Speaker 3: threw it in the fucking trash. And hoped to God.
39:12
Speaker 3: You know. To never see it again. And that guy
39:17
Speaker 3: ended up getting deported. Back to Saudi Arabia. And I
39:22
Speaker 3: never seen him again. But. you know this ain't funny
39:28
Speaker 3: this stuff about cursing people and giving people cursed objects
39:32
Speaker 3: and stuff and I think a lot of people think
39:35
Speaker 3: it's hilarious they just get on there and I'm gonna
39:38
Speaker 3: buy a love spell I'm gonna cast a love spell
39:41
Speaker 3: I'm gonna you can't actually think that you're gonna get
39:44
Speaker 3: away with this stuff Because you can really fuck some
39:47
Speaker 3: people up, including yourself, getting involved in ritualism that you
39:51
Speaker 3: don't understand. Okay? And some of them are just downright ridiculous.
39:58
Speaker 3: They got a squirt spell on there. They got a
40:02
Speaker 3: perfect body spell on there. They got a gay squirter
40:08
Speaker 3: spell on there. And, you know... Shoot, ladies. If you
40:15
Speaker 3: ever wanted to squirt, just go ahead and get on
40:18
Speaker 3: Etsy and for $ 5. 99 you can get a fucking spell
40:22
Speaker 3: and just shoot for the moon, I guess. All this
40:25
Speaker 3: time I was sitting here practicing and it doesn't matter.
40:29
Speaker 3: All I had to do was get on Etsy and
40:32
Speaker 3: for $ 5. 99 I could have an overweight Caucasian woman with
40:38
Speaker 3: dreadlocks who thinks she's a Rastafarian. All I had to
40:42
Speaker 3: do is send her a picture of my taint and
40:44
Speaker 3: I get a squirt spell. What if it doesn't work?
40:47
Speaker 3: Do I get my money back? Do I have to
40:50
Speaker 3: prove that it didn't work? What if it does work though?
40:54
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to give it a try. And listen,
40:58
Speaker 3: I don't kink shame. I just want to let all
41:00
Speaker 3: of you guys know that out there. I don't kink shame.
41:03
Speaker 3: I hope to receive the same generosity from you. So yeah,
41:09
Speaker 3: who doesn't want to be able to do that ladies
41:12
Speaker 3: out there. Although things in the downtown Avenue have kind of, uh,
41:20
Speaker 3: they've changed a little bit since giving birth. It'd probably
41:24
Speaker 3: be like a fire engine hose at this point. Um,
41:30
Speaker 3: nobody wants that now. I'll just keep it to myself.
41:33
Speaker 3: So These things on Etsy, they're not tangible novelty items
41:37
Speaker 3: or spell kits shipped to physical addresses. These are digital
41:42
Speaker 3: transactions for supernatural services. They're self-proclaimed witches, spiritualists, and occult practitioners.
41:52
Speaker 3: They offer everything from localized weather manipulation for outdoor events,
41:57
Speaker 3: say you got a wedding coming up and you want
41:59
Speaker 3: an incantation to have nice weather on your big day.
42:02
Speaker 3: You can hire one of these Rastafarian weirdos to cast
42:06
Speaker 3: a spell for nice weather. There's also extreme revenge, hexes, obsession,
42:13
Speaker 3: love rituals, and literal proxy contracts to sell one's soul
42:18
Speaker 3: to the devil. To initiate a spell, buyers typically submit
42:23
Speaker 3: digital assets, and it does say... In some of the shops,
42:29
Speaker 3: they have to have certain things to initiate the spell,
42:33
Speaker 3: like the full name, date of birth, geographical zip code,
42:37
Speaker 3: and photographs of the intended targets. And they do that
42:42
Speaker 3: via Etsy's direct messaging system. then the practitioner claims to
42:47
Speaker 3: execute the ritual remotely. For prices ranging anywhere from $ 5
42:52
Speaker 3: to $ 250, buyers can essentially purchase an alleged metaphysical insurance
42:57
Speaker 3: policy against meteorology or, on the emotional spectrum, the highly
43:04
Speaker 3: lucrative Obsession and Fast Love Spell economy. These services explicitly
43:12
Speaker 3: target romantic desperation problems promising to force a stubborn ex-partner
43:18
Speaker 3: or unrequited crush to become utterly consumed by thoughts of
43:23
Speaker 3: the buyer. The logistical requirements listed by the sellers highlight
43:28
Speaker 3: the transactional nature of the modern occult. Like I said earlier,
43:35
Speaker 3: buyers must send full names, date of births, and photographs
43:39
Speaker 3: of the intended target via Etsy Messenger. There are thousands
43:44
Speaker 3: of verified purchases that have yielded five-star reviews that present
43:50
Speaker 3: a pretty odd window into the people purchasing them. There's
43:54
Speaker 3: a bit of delusion going on here, people, and just, um...
44:01
Speaker 3: Not a strong grasp of how reality works. I live
44:04
Speaker 3: in a world where there is an ebb and a
44:06
Speaker 3: flow and an eye for an eye. If you do
44:11
Speaker 3: some of this shit to people, I do think it'll
44:13
Speaker 3: come back on you eventually. Maybe that's naive of me
44:17
Speaker 3: to say, but I don't want to test it out.
44:19
Speaker 3: I don't want to try and see what happens. In
44:23
Speaker 3: one person's shop, she had about 368 spells total. available
44:28
Speaker 3: for purchase. Let's say her average spell cost is around $ 33, right?
44:34
Speaker 3: And she had 56,000 cells. She's made $ 186, 000 off Etsy
44:42
Speaker 3: in one year by doing these bullshit spells. I, again,
44:46
Speaker 3: don't think that the monetization is worth the price you
44:50
Speaker 3: will inevitably pay doing this to people. Whether it's in
44:54
Speaker 3: this life or the next, baby, it'll all balance out.
44:59
Speaker 3: When the consumer motivation shifts from romantic desperation to pure malice,
45:05
Speaker 3: the Etsy witchcraft market darkens considerably. This introduces the highly
45:11
Speaker 3: commercialized realm of extreme revenge, destruction, hexes, and curse manifestations.
45:18
Speaker 3: These services cater to individuals seeking metaphysical retribution against cheating exes,
45:25
Speaker 3: former employers, your boss, that fucking guy at work that
45:29
Speaker 3: keeps eating your lunch, neighborhood rivals, whatever. And these digital...
45:36
Speaker 3: Listings offer targeted, aggressive spiritual warfare, with prices often scaling
45:43
Speaker 3: into the hundreds of dollars, depending on the severity of
45:47
Speaker 3: the requested misfortune. Practitioners claim to execute rituals that involve
45:52
Speaker 3: burying handmade puppets or voodoo dolls in active graveyards, burning
45:58
Speaker 3: black candles rolled in cemetery dirt, or reciting incantations over
46:03
Speaker 3: photographs of the victim at midnight. To provide tangible proof
46:07
Speaker 3: of a digital service, the seller will often send the
46:10
Speaker 3: buyer a downloadable file or a video link showing the
46:14
Speaker 3: candle burning next to the target's name. The most fascinating
46:19
Speaker 3: aspect of this specific marketplace is the legal and regulatory
46:24
Speaker 3: gymnastics they kind of have to jump through to be
46:28
Speaker 3: able to pull this shit off. Because you're not really
46:32
Speaker 3: buying anything, This isn't a tangible asset to speak of,
46:38
Speaker 3: nothing physical. They're allowed to get away with some of
46:41
Speaker 3: this stuff, and to avoid being banned by platform moderators
46:46
Speaker 3: for fraud or violating safety policies, the sellers rely on
46:51
Speaker 3: a crucial mandatory legal loophole. Every listing for absolute ruin
46:57
Speaker 3: is or spiritual destruction, contains a tiny explicit disclaimer buried
47:02
Speaker 3: at the bottom of the description. It says, for entertainment
47:06
Speaker 3: purposes only. But I didn't think there was anything fucking
47:09
Speaker 3: funny about what happened to me getting accidentally cursed. And, um,
47:16
Speaker 3: even worse, there are these services. Soul Selling Contracts. These
47:23
Speaker 3: listings explicitly target individuals seeking instantaneous wealth, fame, or supernatural talent,
47:30
Speaker 3: but who are seemingly too terrified or perhaps too lazy
47:34
Speaker 3: to summon a demonic entity for themselves. For a premium fee,
47:39
Speaker 3: an occult practitioner self-proclaimed diabolist offers to act as a
47:45
Speaker 3: metaphysical broker, handling the spiritual paperwork and negotiating a binding
47:51
Speaker 3: pact with Lucifer or various high-ranking demons on the buyer's behalf.
47:57
Speaker 3: Sellers frequently detail the exact hierarchies of the infernal realm,
48:03
Speaker 3: offering tier-based pricing depending on which demon the buyer wishes
48:07
Speaker 3: to contract with. And there are two in particular. One
48:12
Speaker 3: is for financial gain and the other is for carnal influence,
48:17
Speaker 3: but I'm not saying those names out loud. I rebuke
48:20
Speaker 3: it in the name of Jesus. But The pricing is
48:23
Speaker 3: rarely cheap, often scaling from $ 100 to over $ 500 for
48:28
Speaker 3: a permanent guaranteed blood pack handled via remote ritual. Because
48:34
Speaker 3: Etsy requires, again, a transmittable file or tangible asset to
48:39
Speaker 3: finalize an order, the culmination of this transaction is pretty anticlimactic.
48:47
Speaker 3: Once the witch claims the ritual is complete, The buyer
48:51
Speaker 3: does not receive a smoking parchment or visitation from a
48:55
Speaker 3: shadow figure. Instead, they receive a notification that their order
49:00
Speaker 3: is ready for download and the ultimate proof of losing
49:04
Speaker 3: one's soul is delivered as a downloadable, high-resolution PDF certificate
49:09
Speaker 3: on a generic JPEG image of a burning sigil. And
49:13
Speaker 3: here's the thing, they have descriptions like this. Quote, This
49:17
Speaker 3: ritual is designed to facilitate a spiritual contract between you
49:22
Speaker 3: and the higher entities of the dark realms. It is
49:26
Speaker 3: not about evil in a cinematic sense, but about an
49:31
Speaker 3: exchange of energy, your spiritual essence for tangible worldly dominance.
49:37
Speaker 3: Whether your goal is immense wealth, magnetic influence extraordinary talent
49:43
Speaker 3: or a specific life changing outcome this pact works to
49:48
Speaker 3: rewrite your reality the energy creates a magnetic pool that
49:54
Speaker 3: brings opportunities people and resources to you at an accelerated
49:58
Speaker 3: pace ensuring your desire manifests in this lifetime It goes
50:05
Speaker 3: on to say, this is best for you if you
50:07
Speaker 3: are ready to trade spiritual boundaries for absolute material success.
50:13
Speaker 3: You seek a certain level of wealth. You want to
50:16
Speaker 3: gain an unfair advantage in business, art, or politics. And
50:21
Speaker 3: there are pictures and videos on there of the actual
50:25
Speaker 3: spell being cast. One of the reviews left by verified
50:29
Speaker 3: purchasers of this soul-selling contract Make me wonder what the
50:36
Speaker 3: fuck is going on in the world.
50:37
Speaker 2: Okay.
50:38
Speaker 3: They say buyers frequently write testimonies declaring that their bound
50:43
Speaker 3: demon has manifested as a cold draft, a shadowy figure
50:47
Speaker 3: in the corner of their bedroom or an intense pressure
50:51
Speaker 3: on their genitals. Okay. And it also includes comments like,
50:58
Speaker 3: my bound SACU bus arrived yesterday. I woke up at
51:02
Speaker 3: 3 a.m. feeling a deep warmth and heard whispering in
51:07
Speaker 3: my ear, best $ 50 I have ever spent. And you know,
51:12
Speaker 3: Craigslist is just as bad. You want somebody to rape you?
51:15
Speaker 3: You want somebody to fuck your wife while you stand
51:18
Speaker 3: in the closet? Craigslist. But one of the most odd
51:24
Speaker 3: things about this whole Etsy curse trade is that there
51:28
Speaker 3: was a few self-proclaimed occult practitioners, which is fat Rastafarians
51:34
Speaker 3: with dreadlocks. I don't know. They were claiming to be
51:40
Speaker 3: selling hexes against Charlie Kirk before his untimely passing. And
51:48
Speaker 3: I don't know where you are in the spectrum of
51:50
Speaker 3: what really happened. Looks pretty fake to me. He's probably
51:53
Speaker 3: kicked back somewhere in Fiji with David Wilcock drinking Fiji.
52:00
Speaker 3: But let's just say we live in a world of
52:03
Speaker 3: vast possibilities and these specific rituals could have been bought,
52:10
Speaker 3: paid for, and used to summon some type of an
52:14
Speaker 3: unfortunate ending for old Charlie. But I don't think this
52:19
Speaker 3: stuff is funny at all, people. I think individuals, naive individuals,
52:29
Speaker 3: ignorant individuals, get on there with some type of desperation
52:36
Speaker 3: and end up really fucking their whole entire life up
52:40
Speaker 3: behind some ritualism and shit that they absolutely don't understand whatsoever.
52:45
Speaker 3: I mean, it's all... of fun and games if you
52:49
Speaker 3: want to buy a gay squirt spell. But at the
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Speaker 3: end of the day, I think there's some real actual
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Speaker 3: magic going on here. I think there are some real
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Speaker 3: sinister services available that could really, as I said, fuck
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Speaker 3: you and your whole entire life up. All right. And
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Speaker 3: anybody getting a pressure on their genital Waking up at
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Speaker 3: 3 a.m. with a warming sensation and the best $ 50
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Speaker 3: I've ever spent. Again, people, who would want that? Who
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Speaker 3: would want to bring that in to their fucking life?
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Speaker 3: Who on earth? Like, I just don't, I don't get it.
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Speaker 3: Ritualism is this funny joke until it goes too far.
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Speaker 3: All right? Until it just goes... Way too far. But
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Speaker 3: I want to know your thoughts, your feelings, your pensions
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Speaker 3: in the comment section. What do you think about all this?
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Speaker 3: These metaphysical commodities being offered on the Etsy marketplace. Should
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Speaker 3: this even be legal? How do you feel about it?
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Speaker 3: Do you have any stories like I did where you
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Speaker 3: accidentally cursed? I want to know. I want to know. So, um,
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Speaker 3: That's what I got for you today, folks. Thanks for
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Speaker 3: joining me. Thank you for being listeners and supporters of
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Speaker 3: the Cosmic Peach Podcast. If you love what I do,
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Speaker 3: if you're a long-time listener, welcome back. Today's been another
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Speaker 3: fun and exciting journey into the world of Cosmic Peep.
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Speaker 3: And I'm so happy you were here for it. If
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Speaker 3: you enjoyed today's show, go ahead and leave. You got
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Speaker 3: three options here. Hard candy taint, nine to five taints,
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Speaker 3: or Jolene's taint in the comment section. Based on your
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Speaker 3: favorite Dolly Parton song. And if you enjoyed this episode, again,
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Speaker 3: that's 9 to 5 taints, hard candy taints, or Jolene's
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Speaker 3: taint in the comments section. If you enjoyed today's episode.
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Speaker 3: I love all three of those songs. Hard candy Christmas.
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Speaker 3: But we all know she was probably up to no good.
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Speaker 3: Probably had a dismembered infant in each one of her titties.
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Speaker 3: But the world may never know. Thanks for joining me
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Speaker 3: again today, folks. I love each and every one of you,
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Speaker 3: and I will catch you on the next one.
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Speaker 2: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you, please don't
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Speaker 2: take my man Jolene, Jolene Jolene, Jolene Please don't take
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Speaker 2: him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare
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Speaker 2: With flaming locks of auburn hair With ivory skin and
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Speaker 2: eyes of emerald green Your smile is like a breath
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Speaker 2: of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And
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Speaker 2: I cannot compete with you Jolene. He talks about you
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Speaker 2: in his sleep and there's nothing I can do to
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Speaker 2: keep from crying when he calls your name Jolene. And
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Speaker 2: I can easily understand how you could easily take my
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Speaker 2: man but you don't know what he means to me Jolene. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene.
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Speaker 2: I'm begging of you, please don't take my man. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene.
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Speaker 2: Please don't take him just because you can.