Latest / NO FILTER / Joe Rogan Experience _2431 - Shane Gillis(M4A_128K)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Past, check it out.
- 0:03Speaker 2: But Joe Logan Experience Train, my Day, Joe.
- 0:07Speaker 3: Rogan podcast by Night, all day went down.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Then he's happening to good old Time. I'm sure he
- 0:16Speaker 1: loves doing that, just fucking which. It didn't piss me off.
- 0:20Speaker 1: He pisses you off that he the just checks out
- 0:23Speaker 1: what pisces you off? I love it. I love that
- 0:26Speaker 1: he does it. No, it's just alright. It's fun to
- 0:28Speaker 1: But it's like the more successful he gets, the more
- 0:31Speaker 1: dangerous it is. It's like, people know who you are. Dude,
- 0:34Speaker 1: You've been seen by millions of people. You can't pretend
- 0:36Speaker 1: you're this like anonymous backpacker anymore. Fucking weirdo. He comes back.
- 0:43Speaker 3: My favorite was a couple of years he like when
- 0:45Speaker 3: he came back from Peru. We were doing Legion of
- 0:47Speaker 3: Skanks and he was like in the crowd and thought
- 0:48Speaker 3: it was gonna be like a big surprise that he's back.
- 0:51Speaker 1: He like came back and we were like, oh, what's
- 0:52Speaker 1: up ar, we're talking about this guys. You haven't seen
- 0:56Speaker 1: me in so long. I don't see any of my friends. Yeah,
- 0:58Speaker 1: you were saying, yeah, everybody, six months I forgot you left, right,
- 1:02Speaker 1: I only see Norman every six months, maybe maybe a
- 1:05Speaker 1: little more. When we get popping with protect our parts.
- 1:09Speaker 1: It's not the same without them, I know it's not.
- 1:13Speaker 1: I'm still getting drunk, but it's a little sad. Though
- 1:16Speaker 1: it's a little more pathetic. Drinking by myself. It's a
- 1:21Speaker 1: little more sad. I've had a few drinks. I had
- 1:25Speaker 1: a whiskey for a show recently. I had a couple
- 1:28Speaker 1: of glass of wine with dinner the other day. But
- 1:30Speaker 1: it's the most I've had two. But the days of
- 1:33Speaker 1: like drinking at nights, I thought I had you last time.
- 1:37Speaker 1: The problem is health. I'm too interested in health. I
- 1:42Speaker 1: know that's the problem. It's like the price you pay
- 1:46Speaker 1: is legitimate, and I'm too interested in health. You know
- 1:50Speaker 1: I do too much to stay healthy. You work too hard, dude,
- 1:54Speaker 1: you get I'm getting old, dude, right, I'm fifty eight.
- 1:57Speaker 1: The reality is like, on was the last time you
- 1:59Speaker 1: saw a really fit seventy eight year old guy. Seventy
- 2:03Speaker 1: eight years for me is not that far. That's Trump's jack, bro.
- 2:09Speaker 1: That's two thousand and five, Okay, two thousand and five,
- 2:13Speaker 1: when I was still doing Fear Factor. That's twenty years ago. Yeah,
- 2:17Speaker 1: that's nothing. That's like that time just flies by all
- 2:21Speaker 1: of a sudden. You're so my age? Yeah exactly, n yeah,
- 2:26Speaker 1: exactly how old? You know? I just turned thirty eight? Yeah, see,
- 2:30Speaker 1: so think of that. Yeah, that's twenty years. Difference. You
- 2:34Speaker 1: to me is twenty years, but me to like a
- 2:36Speaker 1: dead guy is twenty years. Seventy eight year old guys dead,
- 2:41Speaker 1: that's the difference. So I've been consciously thinking about that, like,
- 2:47Speaker 1: don't let it get away from you, that's the thing.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Don't let it get away from you. Like look at
- 2:53Speaker 1: Jelly Roll. Yeah, fucking insane, incredible. Yeah, that dude just
- 2:58Speaker 1: added decades onto his life. Oh for sure, he was
- 3:02Speaker 1: on his way out. He was close, he was on
- 3:04Speaker 1: his way out. Yeah. Forty five hundred, forty pounds. Yeah,
- 3:07Speaker 1: Sam Town drafted too, did he? Yeah? How much did
- 3:10Speaker 1: he drop?
- 3:11Speaker 3: Fucking ton? Oh no, ship Yeah, well I think he did.
- 3:14Speaker 3: I don't want to speak one. I think he took
- 3:15Speaker 3: one of the things like man.
- 3:18Speaker 1: And whatever you need to do, just what are you doing?
- 3:21Speaker 1: And he was like I was gonna die. I was like,
- 3:23Speaker 1: all right, yeah, you get too big. And then he
- 3:26Speaker 1: probably has a sleep app now, so he ain't getting
- 3:28Speaker 1: any sleep. So at night he's choking, you know, and
- 3:31Speaker 1: you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms. Yeah,
- 3:34Speaker 1: and Samira sam Town from Sleep Avenue, for sure, I
- 3:38Speaker 1: have to wear a mouth every night. Yeah, I wear
- 3:40Speaker 1: a mouthpiece every night. I found a great pillow too.
- 3:44Speaker 1: You think it hurts to die from Sleep Avenue. Uh, No,
- 3:47Speaker 1: you just choke. You stop breathing, that's it. It's wrap.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Probably didn't hurt at all. You probably just go in
- 3:52Speaker 1: your sleep. Yes, what the fuck, it's not the one
- 3:55Speaker 1: of the worst ways. What are we talking about here? Listen?
- 3:57Speaker 1: Let it just the problem is you're going way too young.
- 4:00Speaker 1: It's you're going because someone's killing you, and that that's
- 4:03Speaker 1: someone's you. Yeah. See a lot of football players get it.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Yeah I know, yeah, because they have giant necks. So
- 4:12Speaker 1: the giant neck, when you're adding all this stuff here,
- 4:14Speaker 1: it's kind of closing in and then you got this
- 4:17Speaker 1: big fucking head and this big ass tongue and it
- 4:20Speaker 1: just falls over that hole and you just slip into darkness.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Now they talking my language, Well, listen for a lot
- 4:28Speaker 1: of those guys. Uh, it's all preventable. You know, you
- 4:32Speaker 1: could sleep with seat pap machine which sucks. Dude.
- 4:35Speaker 3: My dad, my dad is a sleepep machine and he uh,
- 4:38Speaker 3: he doesn't fucking clean it. He gets like I infections.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Jo. You just see him. He shows up with double
- 4:48Speaker 1: big guy. You're like, Yo, what the fuck? I tried
- 4:53Speaker 1: that thing once one time. You sleep with that. Can't
- 4:56Speaker 1: can't do it. I can't sleep with a lot of noise.
- 5:00Speaker 1: I want to be able to wake up quick. I
- 5:02Speaker 1: wake up quick. I'm one of those wake up guys.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Like if my wife grabs me, sh like, if she
- 5:07Speaker 1: has to wake me up, she has to like be
- 5:10Speaker 1: kind of you know ready, then I don't. Yeah, I
- 5:14Speaker 1: don't know why I've always woken up like that. So
- 5:16Speaker 1: I don't want any noise.
- 5:18Speaker 3: I listen to noise when I sleep, and then I
- 5:20Speaker 3: have that thought though it's like if somebody breaks in.
- 5:22Speaker 1: I want to hear everything. Sure, well, this is like
- 5:25Speaker 1: I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs.
- 5:28Speaker 1: I used to have like multiple pit bulls. I used
- 5:30Speaker 1: to have me and him both with sleep avenue. But
- 5:36Speaker 1: it's I wanted. I always wanted things to be awake
- 5:40Speaker 1: that would bark if like something was at the door.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Like living by yourself in Hollywood, I never lived in Hollywood,
- 5:47Speaker 1: but I lived in North Hollywood, and then I lived
- 5:49Speaker 1: in Encino, and then I moved further out. I can't
- 5:51Speaker 1: just kept moving further and further out. I even thought
- 5:53Speaker 1: about Santa Barbara. I'm like, why don't get a big
- 5:55Speaker 1: piece of property on Santa barb We get the fuck
- 5:56Speaker 1: away from everybody. But like, I don't want my machine going.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Yeah you can't, you're not here and ship. I would
- 6:09Speaker 1: be paranoid. I'd be feeling weird.
- 6:11Speaker 3: I think when you hit like machine time, it's like, dude,
- 6:14Speaker 3: I hope someone breaks in here. Guy, I got I've
- 6:23Speaker 3: gotten sleep. I get sleep Avenue. When I'm hungover. That's
- 6:26Speaker 3: when I get it, right, Like, uh, and do you sleep?
- 6:30Speaker 3: I've got it on my planes, I'm waking myself up,
- 6:33Speaker 3: of course, so embarrassing.
- 6:35Speaker 1: I had to wake this dude up, and not wake
- 6:37Speaker 1: this dude up, but tell him once we're we're on
- 6:39Speaker 1: a long flight, like you're going to Europe or something.
- 6:42Speaker 1: And this poor dude was choking so bad. He sat
- 6:45Speaker 1: up and I said, hey, man, you have sleep apna.
- 6:48Speaker 1: I go, have you ever been tested for sleep appman?
- 6:50Speaker 1: And he was a younger guy. It's like in his thirties,
- 6:52Speaker 1: but real overweight. And I go, you gotta go get tested.
- 6:56Speaker 1: I go, you you legitimately have sleep apne. I go,
- 6:58Speaker 1: I know because I haven't. And I told him, I'm
- 7:00Speaker 1: like you, you don't breathe for like nine seconds at
- 7:03Speaker 1: a time. I watched him. It was crazy. I gotta
- 7:06Speaker 1: be honest. That's I mean. Don't get me wrong. You
- 7:08Speaker 1: did the right thing, but that would that would bum
- 7:10Speaker 1: me up. Well, he was already friendly with me. Okay,
- 7:13Speaker 1: we were already friendly because he was like waking up
- 7:16Speaker 1: to like a like an inn shape. You're fat. I
- 7:21Speaker 1: told him, I have it too. I have it too.
- 7:24Speaker 1: I was informing him, I'm telling you, I go change
- 7:26Speaker 1: my life. And I just told him, I go, I
- 7:28Speaker 1: got a mouthpiece that presses down in your tongue and
- 7:31Speaker 1: keeps my tongue from sliding back. It's a game changer.
- 7:34Speaker 1: I go, dude, you'll feel so much better. I try.
- 7:36Speaker 1: I watched you choke. Yeah, And so his mouthpiece is.
- 7:39Speaker 3: Tough though, Like if you're laying with your lady, that's
- 7:42Speaker 3: what you put the mouthpiece in. Hey, well, hold on
- 7:45Speaker 3: a second. All of a sudden, I'm hard. You should
- 7:48Speaker 3: probably have.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Sex right now. Mouthpiece, Yeah, you gotta take it out. Hey, baby,
- 7:52Speaker 1: are you awake? It's just another thing, is mouth tape?
- 7:56Speaker 1: You ever try that on your nose? I gotta deviated
- 7:59Speaker 1: septimate whendn't I should get that fixed? Dog, I'm never
- 8:02Speaker 1: going to fix anything. Oh, you should get that fixed.
- 8:04Speaker 1: I got mine fixed. It was amazing. I didn't get
- 8:06Speaker 1: it fixed. I was forty. Yeah, I had my whole ups.
- 8:10Speaker 1: You just got a nose surgery. Yeah, it was awesome.
- 8:13Speaker 1: It was The result is awesome. I mean I I
- 8:16Speaker 1: gained like instantly, gain like ten percent cardio. Oh damn. Yeah,
- 8:19Speaker 1: because you breathe out of your nose now. I couldn't
- 8:21Speaker 1: breathe out of my nose forever. I broke my nose
- 8:23Speaker 1: when I was five. I fell down a flight of stairs,
- 8:26Speaker 1: and then it was always crooked, like it's like the
- 8:28Speaker 1: bone got fucked. I got fucked. I probably should have
- 8:30Speaker 1: went to a doctor, but you know, in the seventies
- 8:33Speaker 1: they just fucking dusted job. Yeah. So, and then I
- 8:36Speaker 1: broke my nose. Who knows how many times after that?
- 8:40Speaker 1: Of course, a bunch of times. Yeah, the most recent
- 8:42Speaker 1: one in my forties. I got kneed in the face
- 8:44Speaker 1: in jiu jitsu, or in my late thirties. Rather, I
- 8:47Speaker 1: got need in the face in jiu jitsu and it
- 8:48Speaker 1: was fucking poor and blood. It wasn't look bad though, No,
- 8:51Speaker 1: it's not that bad. It's not flatten too much because
- 8:55Speaker 1: I really stopped striking mostly when I was like twenty
- 8:59Speaker 1: two twenty three. I did a little of it when
- 9:01Speaker 1: I came to LA again. I just did a little sparring,
- 9:05Speaker 1: but not too much. But it's the guys that just
- 9:07Speaker 1: keep getting hit in the nose over and over again.
- 9:09Speaker 1: This piece of cartilage eventually collapses and then you get
- 9:13Speaker 1: this like flat thing there, which doesn't bother me too
- 9:17Speaker 1: much on dudes, but it bums me out when I
- 9:18Speaker 1: see it on women fighters. It really does. It bums
- 9:22Speaker 1: me out. That's so sexist. It does so you want
- 9:28Speaker 1: to look pretty. I know you look pretty. There's certain
- 9:32Speaker 1: fights where women get like really badly cut and I
- 9:35Speaker 1: have a really hard time with it, I know. I mean,
- 9:40Speaker 1: I don't have a hard time with dudes.
- 9:41Speaker 3: It's hard to watch women get beat up. It is
- 9:44Speaker 3: like the fucking that Iraq video we were watching.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, it's hard to watch. Someone decided it would
- 9:53Speaker 1: be a good idea to have a man box a woman.
- 9:56Speaker 1: There was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Like remember like even after he knocked her down, she
- 10:01Speaker 1: jumped up and tried to swing on him, even when
- 10:03Speaker 1: the referee was holding her back. She was very aggressive.
- 10:07Speaker 1: But this dude beat the fucking dog shit out of her.
- 10:10Speaker 1: She was She did survive the ram I guess didn't.
- 10:13Speaker 1: She had knocked down at the end and they stopped it.
- 10:15Speaker 3: I think that I could be wrong. It looked like
- 10:16Speaker 3: the second he was in his corner, well he was terrible.
- 10:19Speaker 3: He wasn't good. Yeah, he wasn't good. It was ridiculous. Also, yeah,
- 10:24Speaker 3: there was don't make me watch. This guy's just I mean,
- 10:30Speaker 3: it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique. He's just
- 10:32Speaker 3: kind of swinging punches.
- 10:33Speaker 1: But the power difference is just crazy, and anybody thinks
- 10:38Speaker 1: it's not it's just fucking delusional. The difference a man
- 10:40Speaker 1: and a woman is so big. Even like a strong
- 10:43Speaker 1: woman like Amanda Nunas, she'd probably knock out most dudes,
- 10:47Speaker 1: but she's not sparring a guy her weight that's gonna
- 10:50Speaker 1: go full blast. It's that's fucked even like a big
- 10:54Speaker 1: power puncher for a woman's just there. That's the end.
- 10:58Speaker 1: That's horrible. I think they were just in like Fallujah,
- 11:02Speaker 1: so fuck it. My friend Tommy used to have a
- 11:04Speaker 1: girlfriend that could definitely knock you out. She's knocked me out, dude, Bro,
- 11:09Speaker 1: I'm telling you this girl could could knock a man out. Uh.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Tommy is always telling me how hard she hits those
- 11:14Speaker 1: punching back things, and he's like, let her hit your hand.
- 11:18Speaker 1: So I okay, I put my hand up. Bro. She
- 11:20Speaker 1: blasted my hand and I went, WHOA. I was like,
- 11:23Speaker 1: that is real. That's a real problem. I go, did
- 11:26Speaker 1: she'll knock you out? Did you not get into argument
- 11:29Speaker 1: with your girlfriend? She's a big lady, not not like
- 11:31Speaker 1: that way, but the strong stoff lady. I was shocked.
- 11:35Speaker 1: This girls out there they could flat line you, but
- 11:38Speaker 1: not that one. Bro, how much would that suck talking
- 11:41Speaker 1: to your girl? You're like, this is my house, I'm
- 11:45Speaker 1: she just fucking she cloresses shields you. She just fucking
- 11:51Speaker 1: drops bombs on you. Tunes you up with a nice couple.
- 11:59Speaker 1: Oh you're talking to a girl and she gets in
- 12:02Speaker 1: like a good stance box. Have you seen that? Really
- 12:06Speaker 1: pretty girl that fights in the PFL. What's her name,
- 12:09Speaker 1: Dakota d'cheva. I don't know how to say her last name. Uh,
- 12:13Speaker 1: I don't know. She's from England. I don't know what
- 12:15Speaker 1: her ethnicity is, but she is like most of her
- 12:19Speaker 1: fights win by knockout. She's this Muay Thai specialist. But
- 12:22Speaker 1: she's pretty. She's real pretty and like slim and slender,
- 12:25Speaker 1: and she's just fox these girls up. That's fox these
- 12:30Speaker 1: girls up like combination. That's her combination. Say that name,
- 12:35Speaker 1: Dicheva Dicheva. I don't know. I'm probably butchering it. A
- 12:39Speaker 1: lot of those names you can't really pronounce them the
- 12:42Speaker 1: way you read them like that. That trips me up
- 12:44Speaker 1: so hard at UFC, weighans like I have to write
- 12:47Speaker 1: everything out phonetically. Just cut cut to like when she's
- 12:52Speaker 1: she's tuning up this girl and she tunes up all
- 12:55Speaker 1: these girls. She's nasty, man, look at that need of
- 12:58Speaker 1: the body. And she's pretty. She's pretty. She's got a
- 13:02Speaker 1: nice botty. If you saw her at a club, you
- 13:03Speaker 1: would you would say, wow, she looks really fit, like
- 13:05Speaker 1: maybe she's a crossfol or something. Yeah, try to hug
- 13:08Speaker 1: you get put in the clinch. Yeah, but that video
- 13:17Speaker 1: is wrong. The video in Iraq is just wrong. Don't
- 13:19Speaker 1: do that. Don't do that to that poor lady. That
- 13:22Speaker 1: lady got a lifetime Worre.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Must have been talking so much ship that the whole
- 13:26Speaker 3: everybody agreed to it.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone agreed. There's ladies like that out there, just
- 13:29Speaker 1: like there's guys like that out there, for sure. I've
- 13:32Speaker 1: seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into
- 13:34Speaker 1: a boxing gym. I'm a fuck street fighter. They have
- 13:39Speaker 1: no skill. Just talk ship to him. He's beating the brake.
- 13:43Speaker 3: You always tell though, just the way they move their feet,
- 13:46Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like the kind of like on the balls
- 13:48Speaker 3: of like jumping around a little.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Well, every punch they throw, they leave their feet. During
- 13:53Speaker 1: the old days of martial arts, they used to people
- 13:56Speaker 1: would just show up at your gym and say they
- 13:58Speaker 1: want to spar the best people there. What happened all
- 13:59Speaker 1: the time? How what years are these eighties?
- 14:02Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because they were putting out those fucking sick
- 14:04Speaker 3: ass karate movies.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Every single dude is like, hold on a second, is
- 14:09Speaker 1: that me am I? John CLAUDVN damn that guy. Well,
- 14:13Speaker 1: there's a lot of probably schizophrenics and delusion did show
- 14:16Speaker 1: up at a Karai school and just get fucked up.
- 14:18Speaker 1: It's horrible having a manic episode. Be like, I'm about
- 14:24Speaker 1: to throw a roundhouse shick. Horrible, horrible. Oh man, getting
- 14:28Speaker 1: tuned up while you're having a mental friend. Here in
- 14:31Speaker 1: the middle of a full schizophrenic break, you're seeing the
- 14:34Speaker 1: elves and ship. There's the fucking elf right there, he's
- 14:37Speaker 1: in the gym. There's a dragon hiding behind the corner.
- 14:39Speaker 1: You just get punched in the face. Fight hold talking
- 14:45Speaker 1: to me. He's got a train dragon. You imagine beingophrenic.
- 14:51Speaker 1: You imagine just seeing a world that's totally different than
- 14:53Speaker 1: the world everybody sees because you're you're whatever is all
- 14:56Speaker 1: fucked up, and so you're just seeing things that aren't there,
- 14:59Speaker 1: no making connections that.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Aren't real, and you don't know k that's fed up,
- 15:06Speaker 3: that's fired up.
- 15:08Speaker 1: He'll get you. Got a touch. He got me at
- 15:10Speaker 1: the holidays. He's got a touch of the skits. He's
- 15:14Speaker 1: fired up, bro. He is an an encyclopedia of conspiracies.
- 15:20Speaker 1: You just drow go back to remember that thing in
- 15:23Speaker 1: the seventies. Oh yeah, yeah, get it. I'll get it.
- 15:27Speaker 1: And he'll tell you more than you know. He'll tell
- 15:28Speaker 1: you much.
- 15:29Speaker 3: He also talks about the conspiracies with complete Oh you
- 15:32Speaker 3: didn't know this.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the best. There's never like there's a theory. Yeah,
- 15:37Speaker 1: and he gets over you because he's such a goon.
- 15:39Speaker 1: He like looms over you. He's this big fucking dude.
- 15:41Speaker 1: He's his giant eyebrows. He's so fucking funny. He's so funny.
- 15:47Speaker 1: He's unbelievably such a character. Like you couldn't make a
- 15:50Speaker 1: dude like that in a movie people, that's too over
- 15:53Speaker 1: the top. No, he's his His comedy is like my favorite.
- 15:58Speaker 1: He's great. He's a really rate like he does the
- 16:01Speaker 1: Jimmy Door Show and he just jumps in with ship,
- 16:04Speaker 1: jumps in. It's always like I'm always like watching this
- 16:07Speaker 1: very serious thing.
- 16:07Speaker 3: Put the He's coming over to my house a couple
- 16:13Speaker 3: of times. He likes white claws. He drinks his own
- 16:16Speaker 3: and then he gets going.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Yeah. He always shows up in the green room with
- 16:19Speaker 1: two white claws in between his fingers. Always two white claws.
- 16:22Speaker 1: He's a two white claw man. It's a good move.
- 16:26Speaker 1: He's such a character. He's always been that guy too.
- 16:28Speaker 1: It was so fun.
- 16:29Speaker 3: I had the worst, one of the most embarrassing interactions
- 16:32Speaker 3: with him. He just put out uh White Precious, which
- 16:36Speaker 3: was one of my favorite specials ever. And then I
- 16:39Speaker 3: saw him in LA because I was opening for like
- 16:41Speaker 3: Big Jay at the store and Metzger was there and
- 16:44Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, I'm gonna try to talk to Kurt.
- 16:46Speaker 3: This is a big moment for me. And I was like,
- 16:48Speaker 3: so do you think when do you think your next
- 16:49Speaker 3: special is? He was like, I don't fucking know, dude.
- 16:53Speaker 3: He just walked away. And there's so many of those,
- 17:00Speaker 3: so many I wish I could take.
- 17:01Speaker 1: Back the meeting people for the first time and being
- 17:04Speaker 1: like super awkward or.
- 17:07Speaker 3: A towel got me with a terrible one. I've talked
- 17:09Speaker 3: about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar.
- 17:12Speaker 3: I just had a good set, like I was feeling
- 17:13Speaker 3: good and he was smoking a cigarette and I was like,
- 17:15Speaker 3: I get one of those cigarettes.
- 17:17Speaker 1: He was like, no, fuck, you thought you were gonna
- 17:25Speaker 1: buy well he only had four left. Yeah, he likes
- 17:29Speaker 1: fucking with people. How is he still alive? Like he
- 17:32Speaker 1: does nothing to take care of himself. How much how
- 17:34Speaker 1: many cigarettes as Dave smoke? He smokes a lot of cigarettes.
- 17:38Speaker 1: He's heels alive through pure laughter. Yeah, the amount of
- 17:41Speaker 1: laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited. I was.
- 17:45Speaker 3: I was so lucky to just be like because they
- 17:48Speaker 3: would always put me with him at the end of
- 17:49Speaker 3: the night. So I got to watch him for a
- 17:52Speaker 3: few years and it was like my favorite thing. But
- 17:55Speaker 3: if he just would make fun of me. He'd see
- 17:57Speaker 3: me in the room and be like, oh, Shane must
- 17:59Speaker 3: have had.
- 17:59Speaker 1: A good he's hanging out, Shane, where were you born
- 18:03Speaker 1: on the corner of r in fifteen? He's so good.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, he fucking really makes funny. You stand
- 18:14Speaker 3: in the doorway and he's like, look at you, you
- 18:16Speaker 3: fat piece.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Love what he does. He'll do a show and then
- 18:18Speaker 1: he'll bring his opening acts on on the stage at
- 18:21Speaker 1: the end of the show and just riff and just
- 18:23Speaker 1: ship on them. It's hard, it's impossible to keep up.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Bro Ian just gets he is, but he gets just steamrolled. Yeah,
- 18:31Speaker 1: of course. Yeah.
- 18:32Speaker 3: He like knows Dave enough to like know what he's
- 18:35Speaker 3: looking for with you. I don't, So I'd be in
- 18:37Speaker 3: the room and he'd be like, Shane, you look like
- 18:39Speaker 3: a sex toy guy. What's like a sex toys he like,
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- 20:30Speaker 3: I opened for Bert Kreischer in Helium and then at
- 20:34Speaker 3: Helium Feeling. It was the first time I ever middled,
- 20:37Speaker 3: and I was like, that was a good show. I
- 20:39Speaker 3: should And he you know, he was drunk after the
- 20:41Speaker 3: show and he was like, you should open for me,
- 20:43Speaker 3: and I was like, fuck you, I'm gonna email this guy.
- 20:47Speaker 3: I emailed him like five times. The first email was
- 20:50Speaker 3: like I think you and me mesh together.
- 20:52Speaker 1: We should. It was brutal.
- 20:54Speaker 3: So then I'm talking me and Stanhope, we're talking to
- 20:56Speaker 3: him about it. This fucker still has the same email account.
- 20:59Speaker 1: So he brought it up. He read the email in
- 21:02Speaker 1: front of me ten years later. Does he still have
- 21:05Speaker 1: the same email account for two years? God that you
- 21:09Speaker 1: got any of those? What like when you were a
- 21:12Speaker 1: young comic? Just email? No?
- 21:14Speaker 3: No, no, But I mean just like saying something that
- 21:17Speaker 3: you nothing too big comic.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Like one time at MTV, John Stewart was having a
- 21:24Speaker 1: meeting with this executive and I just met John Stewart
- 21:28Speaker 1: like the first time, and uh so I went in
- 21:32Speaker 1: to say hi. I went in to say hi to
- 21:34Speaker 1: the lady and John Stewart was there, and I remember
- 21:36Speaker 1: saying hi to him, like oh hi, And then I
- 21:38Speaker 1: remember I went, I go, wow, you got a great view.
- 21:40Speaker 1: I looked out the window and I knocked something over,
- 21:43Speaker 1: like a fucking statue or some shit, and I had
- 21:46Speaker 1: to grab it and pick it up. It didn't break,
- 21:48Speaker 1: and I put it back. I'm like, all right, I'll
- 21:49Speaker 1: just get out of here. I just felt like such
- 21:51Speaker 1: a fucking clumsy dork because I had to look out
- 21:55Speaker 1: the way. I just say something nice, like wow, he
- 21:56Speaker 1: got a great view. Yeah, knocked this fucking thing over
- 21:59Speaker 1: and just like oh no, yeah, knocking something over and that,
- 22:02Speaker 1: like why did I go back there to look? If
- 22:05Speaker 1: I just said hi in the main room area everything,
- 22:08Speaker 1: everybody'd be like, man, that guy was cool. I was cool. No,
- 22:11Speaker 1: he had to go to the window. Haunted me for years.
- 22:16Speaker 1: I had about the knocking that stupid. I don't even
- 22:18Speaker 1: remember what it was I knocked over, but I remember going,
- 22:20Speaker 1: oh no, yeah, it's terrible. I had one. Uh.
- 22:24Speaker 3: I went to see sodas he filmed one of his
- 22:27Speaker 3: Comedy Central specials in Philly, and I had just done
- 22:32Speaker 3: a showcase with him in New York. Like I was
- 22:34Speaker 3: like really excited that I did a show at the
- 22:36Speaker 3: stand because it was like the first time I ever did.
- 22:39Speaker 1: And he was on the lineup. So we're standing in
- 22:41Speaker 1: line and I was like, you think.
- 22:42Speaker 3: I should just tell these people that I just did
- 22:44Speaker 3: a show with this guy.
- 22:46Speaker 4: My friends were like what the They all kill myself
- 22:53Speaker 4: like right away, I was like, I was sorry, I
- 22:56Speaker 4: think I should tell like the people with the security
- 22:58Speaker 4: that I.
- 22:59Speaker 1: Just did a show with. Oh it's fun, really embarrassing.
- 23:03Speaker 1: It is embarrassing now because now you're just like totally
- 23:07Speaker 1: friends with all these guys, it's totally normal. That's what's weird.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Like I see John Stewart now, I give him hug, like, hey,
- 23:13Speaker 1: what's up, dude. It's like, it's totally normal. He's just
- 23:16Speaker 1: a person. When you see someone that you've seen on TV,
- 23:20Speaker 1: like when you're young, it's weird. It is takes a
- 23:23Speaker 1: long time for it stops being weird.
- 23:25Speaker 3: That's why it's like when people come up to me
- 23:27Speaker 3: and do the same thing I used to do, so
- 23:29Speaker 3: I always like, it's all right, you know what I mean.
- 23:31Speaker 3: Like the first time I met Norman and Lisz, it
- 23:34Speaker 3: was after a show and I was standing next to
- 23:36Speaker 3: him and I was.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Like, you guys, it's funny. You guys sound just the
- 23:38Speaker 1: same as you do on podcasts. I listen to you
- 23:40Speaker 1: guys podcasts. The fuck are you? Yeah? It's I mean,
- 23:50Speaker 1: there's no way to be comfortable. How can you? You
- 23:53Speaker 1: have to go through it. If you don't go through it,
- 23:55Speaker 1: you're not gonna be comfortable. You're gonna be weirded out.
- 23:58Speaker 1: And you're like, no way around him to be your friend,
- 24:01Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You want him to like you.
- 24:03Speaker 1: They have no idea who you are? You like standing
- 24:05Speaker 1: next to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then it gets
- 24:08Speaker 1: you know, there's levels of weirdness, you know, like sometimes
- 24:11Speaker 1: I've been i mean here talking to someone. I'm like,
- 24:14Speaker 1: that's fucking Quentin Tarantino, Like, how weird is this? I
- 24:17Speaker 1: mean sitting here talking to Quentin. Like there's certain guys
- 24:20Speaker 1: that never stopped being weird. It's like always stays a
- 24:23Speaker 1: little weird because they're so famous. Yeah, mine's always athletes.
- 24:28Speaker 3: It's always an athlete that I didn't think was gonna
- 24:31Speaker 3: make me feel that way.
- 24:32Speaker 1: That's interesting.
- 24:33Speaker 3: Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Yeah. I couldn't even talk. It was fucking recent. He's handed.
- 24:42Speaker 3: He was hitting batting practice before Philly's Yankees and he
- 24:45Speaker 3: saw me.
- 24:45Speaker 1: I didn't know he knew who I was.
- 24:47Speaker 3: He like looked over before he was entering the cage
- 24:50Speaker 3: and he was like what's up? And I was like,
- 24:52Speaker 3: oh shit. And he got done and he walked over.
- 24:55Speaker 3: He's like, what are you doing back there? A big man?
- 24:56Speaker 1: And I was like, oh dude, a you were hitting him?
- 25:01Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's a horse, dude, you have no idea.
- 25:05Speaker 1: I was a full panic in that. That's funny, full panic.
- 25:08Speaker 3: And then I think, Yeah, that was the day me
- 25:10Speaker 3: and my buddies did nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.
- 25:15Speaker 3: O'Connor had nine seven hot dogs before the first bit
- 25:19Speaker 3: passed out.
- 25:20Speaker 1: You didn't have any beer. He fell asleep for a
- 25:23Speaker 1: whole game from the hot.
- 25:25Speaker 3: Seven hot dogs, and we were with my buddy h
- 25:28Speaker 3: Foley and he was getting other food. He's a big
- 25:31Speaker 3: fucking guy. Other than nine hot dogs was the challenge.
- 25:34Speaker 3: And then I watched him get a fucking cheese steak
- 25:38Speaker 3: and nine hot dogs.
- 25:40Speaker 1: He's as big as he's a big fuck big as
- 25:43Speaker 1: it gets about. I feel bad.
- 25:46Speaker 3: I love him, but really he's about as funny as
- 25:50Speaker 3: I guess though.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Nine hot dogs and a cheese steak, it's crazy. That's
- 25:53Speaker 1: a lot of volume, just like the sheer mass of
- 25:56Speaker 1: it all, you know. Yeah, it was terrible. You know
- 26:01Speaker 1: that feeling that you get when you eat like a
- 26:03Speaker 1: giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in
- 26:05Speaker 1: the mirror. You're like, oh my god, I'm fucking pregnant.
- 26:08Speaker 1: YEAHY did it last night? All those plates stacked up
- 26:12Speaker 1: on top of each other. Lately, I've been doing this
- 26:16Speaker 1: one meal a day thing, Like the last few days
- 26:18Speaker 1: I don't think I'm mnna stick with it. Today I
- 26:20Speaker 1: kind of cheated. I had a little bit of fruit,
- 26:22Speaker 1: But so last night I went to uh.
- 26:25Speaker 3: The if I had a little bit of fruit, I'd
- 26:27Speaker 3: be like, I'm the beacon of health.
- 26:30Speaker 1: Crazy. I had fucking fruit today. You don't eat any fruit. No,
- 26:34Speaker 1: no vitamins. I take vitamins. You take vitamins. What are
- 26:37Speaker 1: you taking right now? Just D, B and C. Okay,
- 26:42Speaker 1: now I got some zancing magnesium in there. You should
- 26:44Speaker 1: go to waste a well and you know they'll do it.
- 26:46Speaker 1: They give me some ship, but they'll give you one
- 26:48Speaker 1: based on your blood pole they did. They'll mix it
- 26:51Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, that's great. You don't have to think. Yeah,
- 26:54Speaker 1: I went to waste as well, fully going. I have
- 26:57Speaker 1: to have diabetes.
- 26:59Speaker 3: The fucking as soon as they took my blood. There
- 27:01Speaker 3: was like four days from when I got the results.
- 27:03Speaker 3: I was in the green room talking to Simpson. I
- 27:06Speaker 3: was like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right. He
- 27:08Speaker 3: was like, no, I just have diabetes. Said, I definitely
- 27:11Speaker 3: have diabetes.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Nothing. It's a good result. That is a good result.
- 27:16Speaker 1: That's great. That liver is a motherfucker. Dude, couldn't believe it. Yeah,
- 27:19Speaker 1: your liver's all right. Your liver is a motherfucker. You
- 27:22Speaker 1: know what, it gets workouts. I think the gets workouts. True,
- 27:25Speaker 1: it's jack, right, your liver's jack if you think about it.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Look running all the time. Look running one time until
- 27:31Speaker 1: your heart explodes. It's not good for you. Right, we
- 27:34Speaker 1: all agree. You get a heart attack, you die, that's
- 27:36Speaker 1: not good. Drinking yourself to death one time is not
- 27:39Speaker 1: good for you. No, definitely not. But running every day,
- 27:43Speaker 1: a little bit, a couple of miles you get in shape.
- 27:45Speaker 1: I think this is wrong, but I like what you know.
- 27:48Speaker 1: I'm going with this. Like a little bit of whiskey,
- 27:52Speaker 1: a little bit of booze, some drinking every day. Your
- 27:56Speaker 1: liver is ready to go. You liver is like a
- 27:57Speaker 1: marathon runner, right, yeah you think, well, it's like that's
- 28:01Speaker 1: why you have the tolerance you have, clearly right, because
- 28:05Speaker 1: the talerans comes from just light beer. Right for real?
- 28:08Speaker 3: If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like,
- 28:10Speaker 3: I gotta go home. It's crazy.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Stanhope does that too. He just SIPs light beer. Oh really,
- 28:16Speaker 1: he moved it. He went to a cocktail phase.
- 28:18Speaker 3: I don't know where he's at right. He when I
- 28:20Speaker 3: was with him, he was fully on like white Russians. Okay, yeah,
- 28:25Speaker 3: he's still face a getting after it. He gets after
- 28:27Speaker 3: it still after all these years.
- 28:30Speaker 1: He was doing good. Last time I saw him. Great. Yeah,
- 28:32Speaker 1: I helard he crushed at he murdered. Yeah, Tony said,
- 28:36Speaker 1: watched his set and he said he was just clat
- 28:38Speaker 1: Tony said, he was just going like this dog's always
- 28:41Speaker 1: been one of the best, and he's like that's him,
- 28:44Speaker 1: Like he's not putting on an act. That's genuinely him
- 28:47Speaker 1: twenty four to seven with his stupid suits on and
- 28:50Speaker 1: just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with a
- 28:54Speaker 1: army of idiots like fucking like him. They're all ridiculous ship.
- 29:01Speaker 1: I Yeah, when I was living there, it was just me.
- 29:04Speaker 1: It's the only guy that was like boys. These guys
- 29:08Speaker 1: are all like fifty and sixties boys. We gotta admire it.
- 29:12Speaker 1: No doctors, fuck this. We're riding this thing until the
- 29:15Speaker 1: wheels fall off. Bingo is doing good too, that's great everything.
- 29:20Speaker 1: It was nice to see. Yeah, because when we were
- 29:23Speaker 1: doing that End of the World podcast one time, that's
- 29:25Speaker 1: when Bingo fell. Oh, it's so scary. Man, hit your
- 29:29Speaker 1: head so scary. Speaking of hitting your head, waiting is
- 29:31Speaker 1: Jake Paul Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight? That is tonight
- 29:35Speaker 1: and watching? Yeah, I'm definite gonna wait. Are you watching it?
- 29:38Speaker 3: I don't know. I got a lot. We got a
- 29:39Speaker 3: lot tonight. We got Alabama Oklahoma? Oh, college football playoffs?
- 29:44Speaker 1: What else we got? Jamo? Just that? All right? That's
- 29:48Speaker 1: all great? Oh yeah, I can't get excited about I
- 29:52Speaker 1: can't get excited about that. Will Jake Paul and Anthony
- 29:54Speaker 1: Joshua fighting? I'm very excited about this.
- 29:58Speaker 3: If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be
- 30:01Speaker 3: How could he take it easy?
- 30:03Speaker 1: The whole world is watching. There's not a chance he's
- 30:05Speaker 1: gonna make it look like this guy can box with him.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Can you imagine if Jake, if you flat lines, Oh
- 30:11Speaker 1: my god, what if he steps in and just right
- 30:14Speaker 1: power bombs him right on the chin and Joshua's legs
- 30:17Speaker 1: go out and he goes down. It would be the saddest.
- 30:21Speaker 1: It'd be sad.
- 30:22Speaker 3: Not for Jake Paul, of course, it'd be awesome. Joshua,
- 30:26Speaker 3: who's like, who was like gonna be.
- 30:29Speaker 2: The guy destroys some sports books also apparently, what are
- 30:33Speaker 2: those odds they lose one hundred million dollars or something.
- 30:35Speaker 2: I think, yeah, that's where Yeah, there's a lot of
- 30:38Speaker 2: I might take a dog on the Jake Paul underdog
- 30:41Speaker 2: right now.
- 30:41Speaker 1: There's people betting on him.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's got that plus six fifty. You're making
- 30:45Speaker 2: six times of money you put in.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Yeah, but what are the odds? What are the odds? Really?
- 30:51Speaker 1: I know that's the odd literally said, what are the
- 30:52Speaker 1: odds to the odds yet? But I mean, if you're Vegas,
- 30:58Speaker 1: it's like ninety nine percent in my eyes that Anthony
- 31:01Speaker 1: Joshua either wins a decision or stops him. This is
- 31:05Speaker 1: because he is a two times. It's not saying Jake
- 31:07Speaker 1: Paul's not a good boxer. He's a real good boxer.
- 31:09Speaker 1: He's like very underrated, but he's a two time heavyweight
- 31:14Speaker 1: world champion. He's like one of the fucking scariest guys
- 31:17Speaker 1: in the division. Lightning fast, punches, two hundred and forty
- 31:21Speaker 1: five fucking pounds. He's huge, He's way bigger, way more skilled.
- 31:26Speaker 1: He's like a foot taller. What's the height difference? I
- 31:28Speaker 1: saw him at the weigh in. I think he's five
- 31:30Speaker 1: inches dollar four or five inches dollar. But the point
- 31:32Speaker 1: is he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive. Yeah,
- 31:36Speaker 1: and Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know,
- 31:39Speaker 1: very impressive for a guy beating up Ben Askron and
- 31:42Speaker 1: knocking out Tyron Woodley very impressive. There's levels. Knocking out
- 31:46Speaker 1: Mike Perry very impressive. There's levels. This is. This is
- 31:50Speaker 1: a crazy jump.
- 31:51Speaker 3: That's why it's I think the only reason the odds
- 31:53Speaker 3: are not forty to one is people's suspect shenanigans.
- 31:58Speaker 1: It's shenanigans. They suspect shenanigans. But first and they come
- 32:03Speaker 1: out and fucking circle each other like pro wrestling and
- 32:05Speaker 1: grab the ropes. We're gonna be like, no, you motherfuckers.
- 32:10Speaker 1: When Nate fought him, that was great. Well, listen, that's
- 32:13Speaker 1: another fight, look Nate. No disrespect to Nate, but Nate
- 32:16Speaker 1: fought his career one hundred and fifty five pounds for
- 32:18Speaker 1: the most part, a couple fights at one seventy. Yeah,
- 32:21Speaker 1: you know, very good boxer for MMA, But Jake Paul
- 32:25Speaker 1: had his hands full and Nate had Nate had his back.
- 32:28Speaker 3: Later rounds, Yeah, the late rounds Nate started, Yeah.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Paul seventy to one. Underdog had attracted eighty two percent
- 32:36Speaker 1: of the bets and ninety percent of the money that
- 32:38Speaker 1: had been waging on DraftKings on the winner. What a
- 32:43Speaker 1: Paul upset would result nearly one hundred million dollar loss
- 32:46Speaker 1: for the sports book. Imagine if Jake Paul just hated
- 32:52Speaker 1: DraftKings and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua, It's like,
- 32:57Speaker 1: let's bag one hundred mid otherfuckers. Let's backrup these motherfuckers.
- 33:00Speaker 1: We're gonna bet it all on me. I mean, that's
- 33:02Speaker 1: like a Guy Ritchie movie is you know.
- 33:06Speaker 3: But that's the other thing because I saw Anthony. No
- 33:08Speaker 3: disrespect to Anthony Joshua, but I saw what fight. Was
- 33:11Speaker 3: it recent like a year or two ago where he
- 33:13Speaker 3: grabbed the mic after and started giving a fucking crazy speech.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Oh I don't remember that he did. Yeah, he gave
- 33:21Speaker 1: a little weird after he lost. He like, oh wait
- 33:24Speaker 1: was it? Uh Daniel? Was he? Oh usik? Yeah, yeah,
- 33:28Speaker 1: what did he say?
- 33:29Speaker 3: It was just kind of a weird thing to do
- 33:31Speaker 3: after he lose, to grab the mic and talk to
- 33:33Speaker 3: the crowd.
- 33:34Speaker 1: And well I think it was in his hometown. Oh okay,
- 33:37Speaker 1: it wasn't.
- 33:38Speaker 3: It wasn't in London, definitely wasn't in fucking Usic.
- 33:43Speaker 1: No, I'm not making fun of the war. Yeah, like
- 33:46Speaker 1: just saying exactly who the fuck's gonna travel there to
- 33:49Speaker 1: see a fight? I think that's probably why. You know,
- 33:54Speaker 1: in England they like a loser who keeps his chin up,
- 33:58Speaker 1: like a guy who loses, you know what. They're like
- 34:02Speaker 1: a respectable winner. You know, it was respectable and shows
- 34:05Speaker 1: good sportsmanship and and a good character after it's over.
- 34:09Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I just remember thinking it was
- 34:10Speaker 1: odd and uh, it's probably a cultural thing.
- 34:13Speaker 2: He left the ring and came back, and then they
- 34:16Speaker 2: well shook and then I don't know what he says
- 34:18Speaker 2: here he grabs the mic.
- 34:20Speaker 1: He's so long. IM like, let's give him a round
- 34:25Speaker 1: of a clue. Oh man, so that's such emotion. Wait
- 34:30Speaker 1: wait I'm talking.
- 34:33Speaker 2: So that flag gys back.
- 34:37Speaker 5: Look, if you knew my story, you would understand the passion.
- 34:42Speaker 5: I don't know how much your boxer whore five years old.
- 34:45Speaker 5: That was an e lead prospect from my youth.
- 34:47Speaker 1: Bro. I was going to Joe.
- 34:49Speaker 5: I see some height Nicole youths in red and Joel
- 34:52Speaker 5: I got bail and I started training him because if
- 34:54Speaker 5: I got sentence, I wanted to be able to fight.
- 34:57Speaker 5: I'll bust my case. My cousin bang always yeah.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Raise your hand. I'm standing. I never saw that he
- 35:07Speaker 1: might take a dive. Bro. He's a wild motherfucker. Guys,
- 35:10Speaker 1: I'm telling you this guy to be me tonight.
- 35:13Speaker 5: Maybe I could have done better, but it shows the
- 35:16Speaker 5: levels of hard work you must have put in.
- 35:18Speaker 1: So please give him a round of applause. I was
- 35:20Speaker 1: a heavyweight champion in the wall. It's a little odds
- 35:25Speaker 1: he's still going. I will say this.
- 35:27Speaker 3: I don't you know, you just kind of fight, right.
- 35:30Speaker 3: I used to whatever I got in a fight, so
- 35:34Speaker 3: I can't. I can't judge anyone I would have given this.
- 35:37Speaker 3: You just give that speech every time they lose the
- 35:39Speaker 3: street fight. Every single time they stand up, they go,
- 35:42Speaker 3: let's get a beer together.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Due. This guy is a fucking man, you know, right?
- 35:46Speaker 1: A little bit? Yeah, but now is it is a
- 35:49Speaker 1: little weird. It's definitely weird. But there's some dudes that
- 35:52Speaker 1: just once they get the mic, they just want to
- 35:54Speaker 1: start talking. I hear you know, Yeah, there are dudes.
- 35:57Speaker 1: For some dudes that I have to interview in the UFC,
- 36:00Speaker 1: and the the UFC is like last question stop, no
- 36:03Speaker 1: more questions. We gotta cut because like they gotta cut
- 36:04Speaker 1: the commercial. I like those though, when the guy grabs
- 36:08Speaker 1: the mic and just starts screaming. Some of them are great,
- 36:11Speaker 1: some of them were great. But and fucking mastered it.
- 36:14Speaker 1: He was the first guy. He was the first guy
- 36:15Speaker 1: to figure it out. He was the first guy to
- 36:17Speaker 1: figure out how to cut like a pro wrestling type
- 36:20Speaker 1: promo inside the cage like Anderson Silva. You absolutely suck
- 36:28Speaker 1: like he's the greatest of all. Yeah it was. Jail
- 36:33Speaker 1: was awesome. But who's funnier than him? MacGregor? MacGregor was
- 36:37Speaker 1: Gregor was really funny. McGregor took ship talking to a
- 36:40Speaker 1: whole new level. But I feel like but Chaill opened
- 36:43Speaker 1: the fucking door. Yeah he's the o G. He's the
- 36:46Speaker 1: OG of m M A ship talking for sure, and
- 36:49Speaker 1: still like the most clever at it. You know, he's
- 36:52Speaker 1: very clever. Yeah, the fucking Brazilians thinking a bus was
- 36:55Speaker 1: a horse, so it's a good bit. U. He's quite
- 37:06Speaker 1: a character, man, He's quite a fucking character. Yeah.
- 37:09Speaker 3: McGregor's shit talk, Yeah, who the fuck is that guy?
- 37:13Speaker 3: His current shit talks, my favorite. Yeah, I love what
- 37:16Speaker 3: he's up to.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Fucking idiot Toro. Do you think he's gonna fight that Vaga?
- 37:22Speaker 1: He keeps talking, he keeps talking about making it to
- 37:26Speaker 1: the White House. But I just I hope he gets
- 37:29Speaker 1: to the White House. I'm gonna do my best to go.
- 37:31Speaker 1: I hope that's I hope he does that. And that's it.
- 37:33Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. Michael Chandler one is a good one.
- 37:35Speaker 1: That's a smart that'd be a fun one. It's a
- 37:37Speaker 1: marketable one because everybody knows they were supposed to fight
- 37:40Speaker 1: years ago and they did the Ultimate Fighter together. And
- 37:43Speaker 1: also Chandler's still fucking dangerous and ship he's not washed,
- 37:47Speaker 1: he's not he's not in his prime, but he's like
- 37:49Speaker 1: thirty eight or thirty nine years old. Now go wild
- 37:52Speaker 1: in that. Yeah, he's a dangerous guy. He's a crazy
- 37:54Speaker 1: fit too, and he loves America. Dude, get him out
- 37:57Speaker 1: of the fucking White House. He's gonna cry after ye
- 38:01Speaker 1: and he will do everything within his power to try
- 38:04Speaker 1: to beat Connor.
- 38:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna not not say anything bad about Trump
- 38:08Speaker 3: until that fight. That fight, I go, Yo, that fucking
- 38:12Speaker 3: bullshit tweet.
- 38:13Speaker 1: That sucks. Bro, Look what a mam. Donnie called him
- 38:16Speaker 1: a fascist and he had him in the Oval office
- 38:18Speaker 1: and did you see that? And he's like, you said
- 38:21Speaker 1: Donald trum. He's like, it's okay just to say, bro,
- 38:25Speaker 1: he didn't get I hate to get on Trump stuff.
- 38:26Speaker 1: But have you seen the plaques? No? I heard about it.
- 38:32Speaker 1: So his plaques under everybody's name. He's kind of tragic.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Every president and.
- 38:37Speaker 3: What is he'll trash he the Clinton one I read
- 38:44Speaker 3: he he talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the Andrew
- 38:47Speaker 3: Jackson at Clinton ones. The Clinton one is like basically
- 38:50Speaker 3: like he kind of got lucky with the economy because
- 38:52Speaker 3: of the fucking tech boom. Also then at the end
- 38:54Speaker 3: he's like, and then his wife tried to run against
- 38:56Speaker 3: Donald Trump and lost.
- 39:00Speaker 1: That's a plaque. Yeah, huh does it really say he
- 39:09Speaker 1: got lucky? Like, who's writing these things? He's not writing
- 39:14Speaker 1: Sleepy Joe Biden. Oh my god, he is writing it.
- 39:20Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, let me read it from the top.
- 39:22Speaker 1: This is so crazy. This that this is underneath a
- 39:27Speaker 1: photo in the White House is so crazy. Look at this.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in
- 39:37Speaker 1: American history crazy taking office as a result of most
- 39:42Speaker 1: corrupt election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw
- 39:46Speaker 1: a series of unprecedented disaster what's maunter.
- 39:48Speaker 2: James elections capitalized weird?
- 39:50Speaker 1: Yeah, it is weird, unprecedented disasters that brought our nation
- 39:55Speaker 1: to the brink of destruction. His policies caused the highest
- 39:58Speaker 1: inflation ever recorded, leading the US dollar to lose more
- 40:01Speaker 1: than twenty percent of its value in four years. His
- 40:04Speaker 1: green news scams surrendered American energy dominance, and by abolishing
- 40:11Speaker 1: the Southern border, Biden let twenty one million people from
- 40:15Speaker 1: all over the world poor in the United States, including
- 40:18Speaker 1: from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums. Isn't it
- 40:22Speaker 1: like he said, two things that are the same thing
- 40:25Speaker 1: from multiple jails stitions in Zata Silms. His Afghanistan disaster
- 40:31Speaker 1: was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and
- 40:35Speaker 1: resulted in the murder of thirteen brave American service members,
- 40:38Speaker 1: which many other many others gravely wounded. Seeing with many
- 40:44Speaker 1: others gravely wounded, what's wrong with me? Seeing Biden's devastating weakness.
- 40:50Speaker 1: Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October
- 40:54Speaker 1: seventh attack on Israel. This is crazy. Nicknamed both sleepy
- 40:59Speaker 1: and crooked? Why you nicknamed? Like the whole public got together?
- 41:05Speaker 1: I got a name for This guy was dominated by
- 41:09Speaker 1: his radical left handler. It's like how radical left is
- 41:12Speaker 1: and caps too. They and their allies in the fake
- 41:16Speaker 1: news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline
- 41:21Speaker 1: an unprecedented use of auto pen This is so crazy.
- 41:27Speaker 1: You shouldn't be allowed to do this, right. It should
- 41:29Speaker 1: be like historians say, this guy was president from Donald
- 41:36Speaker 1: Trump saved America despite all President Trump would get re
- 41:40Speaker 1: elected in a landslide and save America in all caps.
- 41:45Speaker 3: That's a plaque in the White House. He's not beating
- 41:48Speaker 3: the dictator charges. This is like an African dictator.
- 41:54Speaker 2: I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center
- 41:56Speaker 2: to the Trump Kennedy Center.
- 41:57Speaker 1: Oh boy, so much. Somebody needs to tell him like, hey,
- 42:06Speaker 1: this is not good. You can't do that, because then
- 42:11Speaker 1: other people could do that too, And then the White
- 42:13Speaker 1: House stops being the White House and it becomes whoever
- 42:15Speaker 1: is in its house, where he could just go crazy
- 42:18Speaker 1: and say everybody else is a crook. I don't think
- 42:20Speaker 1: anyone's gonna do what he's doing. I don't think there's
- 42:23Speaker 1: good I mean, I hope not. But it opens up
- 42:26Speaker 1: the problem is it opens up the door for someone
- 42:28Speaker 1: on the left to do their version of it.
- 42:31Speaker 3: Who who's gonna be the Democrat? Who's next fucking Gavin Newsom?
- 42:35Speaker 3: He's not gonna put up On.
- 42:37Speaker 1: Course he what he copies everything that Trump does. He
- 42:39Speaker 1: even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter. You don't
- 42:41Speaker 1: think that he would put up plaques that talk about
- 42:44Speaker 1: how corrupt Trump was and about how terrible and he
- 42:47Speaker 1: was quoted as lying over five thousand times by Washington Post.
- 42:51Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up
- 42:53Speaker 1: a plaque that'll just be everywhere. I mean, but he
- 42:56Speaker 1: could put that under his photo though, Like that's never
- 42:59Speaker 1: been a thing that people did before, for sure, right,
- 43:02Speaker 1: I mean, I'm guessing what was it before?
- 43:05Speaker 2: He added that Ronald Reagan was a fan of President
- 43:09Speaker 2: Trumps long before his historic run for the White House.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Oh but that's so disturbing, that's such crazy.
- 43:20Speaker 3: Fucking Lackey put that ship up and was like, do
- 43:24Speaker 3: you like this? Of course he's gonna fucking like it.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Bro, he wrote it. What are you talking about? You
- 43:28Speaker 1: don't think he wrote it? You think gonna lack he
- 43:30Speaker 1: wrote it. I don't fuck I find I don't know
- 43:33Speaker 1: what's going on. It's whoever's writing his tweets wrote that. Yeah,
- 43:38Speaker 1: same ship. He's got to be writing his tweets. I
- 43:42Speaker 1: think they made a video of it, right, So the
- 43:44Speaker 1: video is like he says things and someone types it
- 43:47Speaker 1: out for him. He fucked up on Twitter this week?
- 43:51Speaker 1: What with the Rob Ryaner thing? Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
- 43:54Speaker 1: It's all crazy every like.
- 43:55Speaker 3: So if he didn't do the Rob Ryaner thing and
- 43:58Speaker 3: then put up those plaques and be like but then
- 44:01Speaker 3: the Rob Bryant think, you're like, god, damn it, dude, Well.
- 44:03Speaker 1: The Placks are crazy. The Blacks are crazy. The Placks
- 44:06Speaker 1: are crazy. It's like, you're the White House is supposed
- 44:10Speaker 1: to be where each new president. You, the new guy
- 44:16Speaker 1: comes in, you won the new election. Congratulations, let me
- 44:19Speaker 1: show you around. This is what it's like. These are
- 44:22Speaker 1: all the photos.
- 44:23Speaker 2: What's I think they look at the I think that's
- 44:28Speaker 2: the photo for Joe Biden.
- 44:29Speaker 1: It's an auto pen. Yeah, okay, that's so crazy.
- 44:35Speaker 3: That's so crazy. But again, it's still funny when he
- 44:39Speaker 3: does crazy ship. When he does crazy ship, and it's funny,
- 44:42Speaker 3: I like.
- 44:42Speaker 1: It, right, But the rob Render thing is not funny, right,
- 44:48Speaker 1: And that's like the same thing. It's the same kind
- 44:50Speaker 1: of thinking. And when you put when you see it
- 44:52Speaker 1: with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like, Yeah, yeah,
- 44:56Speaker 1: I wish he could apologize. I know you can't, and
- 44:59Speaker 1: you won't listen. There's no justification for what he did
- 45:02Speaker 1: that makes any sense in a compassionate society. It's no
- 45:05Speaker 1: different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot.
- 45:08Speaker 1: That's what. Yeah, that's the thing that bout the same.
- 45:10Speaker 1: It'd be like if Obama tweeted, yeah, imagine, oh my god,
- 45:15Speaker 1: imagine imagine if Obama tweeted you know something about someone
- 45:20Speaker 1: you know after they died in this way that this
- 45:23Speaker 1: person was a deranged person, had hated Obama and he
- 45:26Speaker 1: wrote Obama like all caps. Imagine Obama Trump. Do you
- 45:33Speaker 1: imagine Obama talked like trumpy? They hated Obama like that
- 45:38Speaker 1: was his thing. He talked about himself and the third person.
- 45:41Speaker 1: That would be crazy. It just shows you how crazy
- 45:45Speaker 1: it is the way Trump thinks and talks. It's just
- 45:49Speaker 1: like the guy got sliced up by his kid. You know.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Anybody that doesn't see that and go fuck man, yes,
- 45:59Speaker 1: you know. Also the kids claiming not guilty right now?
- 46:02Speaker 1: Oh Carl, okay, I like it by reason of what
- 46:05Speaker 1: I like the movie. Oh boy, it's so dark man. Yeah,
- 46:11Speaker 1: it's really fucking horrendous. But on the other side of it,
- 46:15Speaker 1: the Rob Reiner thing was crazy because Rob Reiner made
- 46:19Speaker 1: it a mission to try to get Trump out of
- 46:21Speaker 1: office and to try to get Trump arrested. And this
- 46:24Speaker 1: is really weird video where he's sitting there with John
- 46:29Speaker 1: Brennan and James Clapper, these two top dog spooks, and
- 46:35Speaker 1: they're talking about how this is like unacceptable that Trump
- 46:38Speaker 1: is president. I'm like, this is a crazy thing to
- 46:42Speaker 1: and like high production value. So it's like all film together.
- 46:45Speaker 1: They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove
- 46:48Speaker 1: Trump from office. Maybe they knew something. All that sucked.
- 46:53Speaker 1: I think that sucked. But then, dude, you get murdered
- 46:56Speaker 1: next to your wife by your son. Horrible. That's like
- 46:58Speaker 1: the worst thing possible to the president. Right, It's a
- 47:04Speaker 1: crazy thing to put out. By the time this episode
- 47:07Speaker 1: comes out, will have moved on. Yeah, but it seems like,
- 47:10Speaker 1: you know, it seems like whenever something like that happens
- 47:16Speaker 1: where someone is happy that someone died, so many people
- 47:21Speaker 1: just you feel so disappointed. You know, you just feel
- 47:25Speaker 1: like it's so disappointing. Yeah, it's like why if you
- 47:30Speaker 1: say that privately, that's one thing, which is also crazy. Yeah,
- 47:34Speaker 1: but it's so disappointing. I mean, someone would have to
- 47:37Speaker 1: be the worst person ever and then you're like, you
- 47:39Speaker 1: know what, fuck that guy. But Jesus, yes, and the
- 47:45Speaker 1: way it happened to like, yo, the way it happened
- 47:50Speaker 1: makes it makes it ten times worse.
- 47:52Speaker 3: Oh god, if he died in like a funny way, right,
- 48:00Speaker 3: you know, right right right, then it would be if
- 48:02Speaker 3: he was like, I'm gonna fucking parachute to have a
- 48:06Speaker 3: plane something stupid.
- 48:08Speaker 1: Oh he's bungee jumping. He lied about his weight. But
- 48:11Speaker 1: then then the worst possible way to die, the worst
- 48:14Speaker 1: possible way to die, I mean, and and he did
- 48:18Speaker 1: before all the political he did rule Oh yeah, amazing
- 48:22Speaker 1: rules guy made amazing I mean, let's let's bring up
- 48:26Speaker 1: Rob Reiner's filmography. How many agree he wanted to come
- 48:30Speaker 1: on the podcast and talk about JFK. I don't know
- 48:38Speaker 1: why that never happened. What films did he do?
- 48:43Speaker 2: I don't think spial might have been the first one.
- 48:45Speaker 1: But sin Rid okay, stand by Me and Princess Bride
- 48:51Speaker 1: two of the greatest. He made. A few Good Men
- 48:54Speaker 1: brought misery. He did misery, fucking amazing movie. Was he
- 48:59Speaker 1: a produce?
- 49:00Speaker 2: Sure?
- 49:00Speaker 1: On a few good Men?
- 49:01Speaker 2: Maybe directors we much fun because he did a lot
- 49:03Speaker 2: of stuff too. He's been in movies, directed them. So
- 49:09Speaker 2: here you go, like writer, predictor or sorry, producer, writer, director, different.
- 49:13Speaker 1: All did direct a few man Yeah, yeah, dude, he
- 49:17Speaker 1: made some bangers. When Harry met Sally.
- 49:21Speaker 2: He's a dad and move a Wall Street who's hilarious
- 49:24Speaker 2: in that?
- 49:24Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that.
- 49:29Speaker 2: Spinal tap was supposed to come out. I think I
- 49:31Speaker 2: read they put that on hold right now.
- 49:34Speaker 1: Yeah, horrendous. That's that's like, you don't don't put anything
- 49:39Speaker 1: out the phone.
- 49:41Speaker 3: Yeah, there's certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn,
- 49:45Speaker 3: you can't. You can't defend it like the like the
- 49:48Speaker 3: I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely
- 49:51Speaker 3: allowed it to happen where like fucking Ice is making
- 49:54Speaker 3: funny videos about deporting people and then like like ship
- 49:58Speaker 3: like this.
- 49:58Speaker 1: It's like, damn, dude, that's probably they use THEO. Yeah,
- 50:02Speaker 1: they use THEO and a totally unrelated clip that like
- 50:07Speaker 1: some lady said, Uh, my friend has to leave the country,
- 50:11Speaker 1: will you make a video? I heard you go forward it.
- 50:13Speaker 1: I mean I knew that video existed before. I'm the
- 50:16Speaker 1: one editing the DHS. It's just THEO being funny and
- 50:22Speaker 1: they use that in this Ice thing, and Theo's like whoa.
- 50:25Speaker 1: And he had a really good response too. He got
- 50:27Speaker 1: them to take it down. But his response, see if
- 50:30Speaker 1: you can find it something that his opinions on immigration
- 50:35Speaker 1: are much more nuanced. I mean that's the truth. Though.
- 50:38Speaker 3: It's like yeah, sure, illegal immigrations, we should fix that. Yeah,
- 50:43Speaker 3: don't fucking make it funny.
- 50:45Speaker 1: It's a serious. It's a serious thing you're doing. Yeah,
- 50:47Speaker 1: why would you make it funny at all? Because the
- 50:50Speaker 1: thought like that that will make it popular on TikTok
- 50:53Speaker 1: and it will spread that way. Is that the thought
- 50:55Speaker 1: that it'll be a video will get people to want
- 50:57Speaker 1: to sign.
- 50:58Speaker 3: A lot of those people obviously just weird fucking psychos
- 51:02Speaker 3: that are in that world.
- 51:03Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 51:04Speaker 1: I heard something that I don't know if it's true.
- 51:10Speaker 1: It was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting,
- 51:14Speaker 1: and it's people claiming that the the UH security cameras
- 51:21Speaker 1: had been disabled.
- 51:23Speaker 2: Yes, I was trying to get Deo's tweet. Here's just
- 51:25Speaker 2: the quote of what.
- 51:26Speaker 1: It said up from you. No that he says dhs
- 51:29Speaker 1: I didn't approve to be used in this. I know
- 51:31Speaker 1: you know my address, So send a check and please
- 51:33Speaker 1: take this down, and please keep me out of your
- 51:36Speaker 1: banger deportation videos. Vaughn said on his x account when
- 51:40Speaker 1: it comes to immigration, my thoughts in heart are a
- 51:42Speaker 1: lot more nuanced than this video allows by Von added
- 51:47Speaker 1: perfect response, calling them banger videos is hilarious. Yeah they're ridiculous.
- 51:51Speaker 1: Yeah they suck. They suck. It's like, why are you
- 51:53Speaker 1: doing that. I thought you're trying to get rid of
- 51:55Speaker 1: like the worst people in the world. You're not trying
- 51:57Speaker 1: to be entertaining, like the job is to get rid
- 51:59Speaker 1: of the worst people in the world. Like, but that's
- 52:03Speaker 1: what we're you know, that's what we wanted. We wanted
- 52:05Speaker 1: them to get rid of cartel members. And terrorists, the
- 52:07Speaker 1: worst people in the world. That's who we're hoping for.
- 52:10Speaker 1: But then it's like anybody. I bet they have quotas.
- 52:15Speaker 1: I bet they're without a doubt. They do without a doubt.
- 52:18Speaker 1: Whenever you give a quotea to enforcing a law, he's
- 52:23Speaker 1: bad news. You get into weird territory. That's when cops
- 52:26Speaker 1: pull people over for Bullshita. Tell most of my buddies
- 52:28Speaker 1: got d us the cops needed. They just took a chance.
- 52:33Speaker 3: And me and Jamie were just talking about that. How
- 52:36Speaker 3: just our hometown just miss it? Yeah, I was built.
- 52:40Speaker 3: That's what I was built for.
- 52:41Speaker 1: Hometowns nine to five and then go to a bar,
- 52:45Speaker 1: that's what you built for us. Did you miss those days?
- 52:47Speaker 1: I miss it a lot, really. I missed the going
- 52:50Speaker 1: to the bar just for fun, just sitting there hanging out.
- 52:52Speaker 1: Bro we had we could have beat Lancaster Catholic. That
- 52:55Speaker 1: was fucking crazy.
- 52:56Speaker 3: We lost that fucking That's what I'm gonna talk about
- 52:58Speaker 3: when I get home for Christmas.
- 53:00Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny. You look forward to that. I do
- 53:04Speaker 1: ship rules.
- 53:05Speaker 3: High school buddies they all have families now. Yeah, it's nice,
- 53:10Speaker 3: especially when your friends get families. It's nice to go
- 53:13Speaker 3: go out with them. When you see them get that
- 53:15Speaker 3: one night off, you go all. This guy's about the
- 53:17Speaker 3: fucking blackout.
- 53:19Speaker 1: This is gonna be crazy. I was, buddy, I have
- 53:23Speaker 1: friends come to shows and just fall apart. That's hilarious.
- 53:27Speaker 1: That's so funny. Yeah, sorry about the derailing it from
- 53:30Speaker 1: that actual conversation. No, it's okay. I don't even remember
- 53:33Speaker 1: what we were talking about. Cameras, the Brown University things. Now,
- 53:39Speaker 1: why did they have the security cameras? Why were they disabled?
- 53:42Speaker 1: Because I don't even want to say what what I
- 53:44Speaker 1: read the thing online was saying it. Yeah, it was
- 53:46Speaker 1: ICE that it was because they wanted to stop ICE
- 53:49Speaker 1: from using the feed to locate illegals that are working
- 53:53Speaker 1: on the campus maybe or maybe citizens that are or
- 53:57Speaker 1: are students rather that are because they've done some wild
- 54:01Speaker 1: chant like they did. I don't know if they'd wind
- 54:04Speaker 1: up deporting that lady, but they were trying to deport
- 54:06Speaker 1: that lady because she was a student and she wrote
- 54:09Speaker 1: an essay that was critical of Israel. Yeah.
- 54:12Speaker 2: Yeah, response from their officials, I guess.
- 54:16Speaker 1: Called on lack of CC and they want to know
- 54:19Speaker 1: how a school with a.
- 54:20Speaker 6: Nine billion dollar endowment does not have cameras on one
- 54:24Speaker 6: of the older buildings at the edge of the camera
- 54:27Speaker 6: edge of the campus where this happened, not even in
- 54:29Speaker 6: the front door. Who's coming and going now? They asked
- 54:33Speaker 6: this question knowing that the shooter may have done whatever
- 54:36Speaker 6: you wanted, but the cameras A would have deterred or
- 54:40Speaker 6: B captured a better look at them, and we wouldn't
- 54:43Speaker 6: be here today five days out. I want you to
- 54:46Speaker 6: explain that because there's a lot of parents who are wondering,
- 54:48Speaker 6: where are you investing your money.
- 54:50Speaker 7: Yeah, I appreciate that question, and I want to reiterate
- 54:53Speaker 7: as our president, supporting our students and communicating to the parents,
- 54:57Speaker 7: to our community about our support is upmost importance. We
- 55:02Speaker 7: have twelve hundred cameras located throughout the campus. We don't
- 55:06Speaker 7: publish the locations of the cameras. That would give a
- 55:09Speaker 7: map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras, so
- 55:13Speaker 7: that would be counterproductive to do that. There are cameras
- 55:16Speaker 7: in this building, and as I answered the previous question,
- 55:18Speaker 7: we have turned over all evidence that we are holding
- 55:21Speaker 7: at Brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.
- 55:25Speaker 1: So you're saying that through the cameras, cameras in the building.
- 55:28Speaker 2: I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building.
- 55:30Speaker 1: Eturney Cameral said, old, I'm on camera right now. You
- 55:33Speaker 1: are building with cameras.
- 55:35Speaker 2: I believe.
- 55:36Speaker 7: He said that there were two different phases of the
- 55:38Speaker 7: building that might have two different levels of technology. Again,
- 55:42Speaker 7: all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.
- 55:45Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense, Okay, this is contradictory to what
- 55:49Speaker 1: I read. What I read was that somebody had disabled them.
- 55:56Speaker 1: So he was saying, there is cameras, and they turned
- 55:58Speaker 1: over all footed there's got to be cameras. So the
- 56:00Speaker 1: thing is, like when you hear a story like they
- 56:01Speaker 1: disabled it for ice, Like is that story total bullshit?
- 56:04Speaker 1: And is that story designed to get people to tweet
- 56:07Speaker 1: that out so that other people start believing it? For sure?
- 56:12Speaker 3: They were naming the fucking shooter. I thought, did you
- 56:15Speaker 3: see that? Yeah, before they got the Portuguese guy. Oh
- 56:20Speaker 3: really different shooter?
- 56:22Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah, who's the different was all over it.
- 56:26Speaker 3: I was going, this, motherfucker, dare you who was the
- 56:29Speaker 3: different guy? It was a kid that was in like
- 56:34Speaker 3: protests and ship like a Gaza kid. So they instantly
- 56:38Speaker 3: named him and yeah, whatever, it's going to get paid.
- 56:42Speaker 1: He should oh yeah, he should remember the Atlanta one
- 56:45Speaker 1: where the guy they ruined his life and they said
- 56:48Speaker 1: he was a bomber. It was just a security guy. Yeah,
- 56:51Speaker 1: remember that guy? Yeah the movie? Yeah is his name?
- 56:55Speaker 1: I forget his name too, but I remember the real story,
- 56:58Speaker 1: Walter Paul, Walter Houser La And I hope him getting
- 57:01Speaker 1: that name right. I know that guy's. Oh.
- 57:05Speaker 2: Richard Jewel, Richard Jewel, I was there that day you
- 57:09Speaker 2: at Yeah, yeah, when we were headed home. The only
- 57:16Speaker 2: reason we weren't there when I went office because we
- 57:17Speaker 2: couldn't get scup tickets to watch the Dream Team play.
- 57:20Speaker 2: The guy that we were trying to buy them from
- 57:21Speaker 2: rip them up in front of my dad and just
- 57:22Speaker 2: threw in the fucking sewer, Like.
- 57:24Speaker 1: What yo, who ohio trash. You went to the Olympics
- 57:29Speaker 1: to scalp drinking to.
- 57:31Speaker 2: Other stuff, but like we didn't have tickets to that game.
- 57:33Speaker 2: We were like, let's find tickets like a volleyball game
- 57:37Speaker 2: and baseball girls.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Richard Jewel, Richard Jewel, I just sent you this thing.
- 57:43Speaker 2: I found a thing on Twitter about it. So there's
- 57:45Speaker 2: like an open letter in August that anti ice protesters wanted,
- 57:48Speaker 2: uh the cameras disabled, But I didn't see that it
- 57:53Speaker 2: actually happened. All bro, it's all we're actually looking at.
- 58:01Speaker 1: I've kind of checked out. Let me hear this human
- 58:06Speaker 1: rights group to human rights group to university administrators dismantle
- 58:12Speaker 1: surveillance to defend free speech. Now huh, I don't know
- 58:15Speaker 1: if they What does that mean?
- 58:17Speaker 8: They all that we have. You don't want to go
- 58:24Speaker 8: legal and you don't want to provide their footage all immigration.
- 58:29Speaker 8: I tell one come and he come out when death
- 58:33Speaker 8: friend of mine age this investigation these people?
- 58:41Speaker 1: Do you?
- 58:41Speaker 8: I mind your how through.
- 58:48Speaker 2: From the Brown police chief and that where that girl
- 58:52Speaker 2: got taken for writing a letter write when this all started?
- 58:57Speaker 2: Wasn't she a Brown student or something?
- 58:59Speaker 1: Was it? I thought it was Columbia. I don't remember though.
- 59:02Speaker 1: I don't remember, though, see if you can find that story,
- 59:04Speaker 1: because that story is also fucking crazy, Like you're deporting
- 59:08Speaker 1: a student for having an opinion about a world war.
- 59:12Speaker 1: It's a war that's happening, right at least from one
- 59:15Speaker 1: side of it. Like having an opinion is a problem
- 59:19Speaker 1: that gets you ejected from the country. Like, especially you're
- 59:21Speaker 1: at a university which is supposed to be a place
- 59:23Speaker 1: where ideas get challenged. Yeah.
- 59:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it turns out every both sides are totally hypocritical
- 59:30Speaker 3: and doing exactly what the other side did.
- 59:32Speaker 1: And it's interesting because we're getting to see it more
- 59:39Speaker 1: clearly than we've ever seen it before. Right, yeah, it
- 59:44Speaker 1: seems like it. Toughs arrested and detained by ICE agents
- 59:53Speaker 1: in Somerville, Massachusetts. What did she say as she wrote it?
- 59:56Speaker 2: Something in the newspaper, I think, like the school newspaper.
- 59:59Speaker 1: Right right, Well, what was said? But what was it?
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Let's see if we can read it. I wonder what
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: what got her deported? What were the words criticized Tought's
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: leadership response to the Toughs Community Union Senate passing several
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza. Months after the
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: op ed was written and just weeks before she was detained,
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: the website Canary Mission published a profile on miss I
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: don't know how to say her name, oz Turk, including
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: her photograph, claiming she engaged in anti Israel activism. Its
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: sole support for the contention was a link in screenshots
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: of her op ed. When asked about her case, Secretary
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, we
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: gave you a visa to come and study and get
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: a degree, not to become a social activist that tears
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: up our university campuses. Shut up, Marco, put that up again, please,
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: So she was asking she was criticizing Toughs leadership's response
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: to the Toughs Community Union Senate passing several resolutions, So
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: she must be a part of the Toughs Community Union
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: Senate or someone is. So they passed several resolutions concerning
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: human rights violations, So like what is but like what
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: what was she? I want to know what she actually said?
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I mean, we're getting a
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: synopsis of what her actual op ed was. See if
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: you can find it. It's just interesting because like, what
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: what can get you kicked out of a country that
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: is the most pro free speech country on planet Earth?
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: Like what gets you kicked out? Is it really is
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: a spe right? But is it only that one? Is
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: it only that one? Like what if you had an
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: opinion on Ukraine and Russia without getting you kicked out?
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: I doubt it? That's weird, right, certainly? Is that's kind
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: of weird. I'll let you know. I'll let you know
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: my algorithms. It's kind of crazy because, you know, unless
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: ignore the laws or ignore the rules. If they're just
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict, that seems
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: crazy to want to kick him out of the country
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: unless there's something more that I don't know. Yeah, maybe
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: she must have said something you would think pretty crazy,
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: But I bet you she didn't. Yeah, she might not.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: I think it was a wild ass statement. Oh this
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: is so long. Try again, President Kumar, renewing calls for
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: toughs to adopt March forth TCU Senate resolutions. Hmmm. Universitary's
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: responses center it was holy, inadequate and dismissive of the Senate,
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: the collective voice of the student body. Why first of all,
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza?
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: And what could they really do? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: like what could they really do? I don't know.
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: They might stop it investments and divesting from companies or
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: indirect ties to Israel's what they were talking.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: Right, But the problem is, aren't those companies. Israel is
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: not a communist dictatorship. So those companies that you're not
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: going to invest in, they're just citizens of Israel like
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: your citizens of America, you know what I mean. It's
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: like they there's a lot of people that were protesting
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: that in Yahoo before October seventh. It's like, not everybody
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: agrees with everybody. It's not not like Israel's a monoculture
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: that only has like one thing that they they think
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: there's a lot of people over there that don't like
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: their their government, so like to ban their business and
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: not use their But like what if I know, I
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: don't know, what does that It puts pressure on them
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: to vote differently. I guess, yeah, yeah, where'd she where
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: was she from? But that but again, isn't that that's
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: just an opinion. It's an opinion.
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: It didn't even I don't think she even said anything
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: that mild that that what the fuck she got kicked out?
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: There's probably a lot more to it.
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: But just three or four authors of this paper.
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: Even that's one of those things where like you got
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: to be able to talk about ship like that, and
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: if you can talk about ship like that, if you're
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: from Ohio and they're not going to send you out
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: of the country somewhere. You know what I'm saying, Why
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: can't you talk about it? I feel like, once you
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: are in America legally, shouldn't we treat you like a
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: fucking American other than you know, certainly, yeah, other than
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: you being able to vote yet, But once you're here
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: legally we've agreed they can in a lot of place.
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: It turns out they can. It turns out a ton
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: of It's not zero. Anybody says it's zero is fucking lionep.
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: Did you see that most most recent thing about the
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: Georgia elections. No, Oh, it's kind of crazy.
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: The Oh okay, I checked out, dude, I'm watching fighter
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: jet highlight videos on my phone. You're better off that way,
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: You're better off checking out. I'm waiting for the college
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: football playoffs. Yeah, patiently.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: They found a ton of well, I don't want to
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: put it. Let me pause for a second. When I
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: find this, I got you got it, But I think
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: it's I don't think. I don't know either.
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: I'm not paying attention to this. Found votes.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: Well, they were saying that that three hundred and fifteen
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: thousand early votes lacked the poll workers' signatures. We don't
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: dispute the allegation, right, So if that's true, they admit
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: that three hundred and fifteen thousand votes lacked poll workers
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: signatures and they were counted in twenty twenty, I don't
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: think that's legal. Let's put in put that into perplexity.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: Is that legal? Like, if that's true, is that legal?
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: And should those votes have counted? So, because here's where
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: it gets crazy. Trump lost to Biden in Georgia by
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: I think it was eleven thousand votes.
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I read that they'd already done a handcount of
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: these votes since because this has been disputed for the
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: last five years, you know, So.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: What does that mean they did a hand count of
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: the votes. The thing is that it doesn't have the
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: Pole signature, right.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: I'm just saying that's separate from the Poles.
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: I don't even know. But what the accusation at least
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: is that three hundred and fifteen thousand lacked. So put
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: the tweet up against so we could read the accusation.
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: It says three hundred and fifteen thousand early votes that
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: lacked poll workers' signatures. So yeah, a poll worker is
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: supposed to sign every one of them, right, that's.
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: That I was trying to read into what this means.
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: There's something like each day when they use the machine,
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: they have to like zero out the Masie machine to
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: make sure, like you know, it's starting at zero, and
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: then at the end of the day you got to
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: sign off on what it says someone counted them or
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: something like that, and they don't have evidence because there
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: wasn't anything being signed that is even started at zero.
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: They could have had their sample tally still in there
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: when they're practicing the machines to make sure they counted.
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: There's a lot of discrepancies on what that could have meant.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: I think it's a chain of custody issue.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: I don't know again what that means specifically, right, particularly
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: so it could mean many things.
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: And one of the things that it could mean is
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: that three hundred and fifteen thousand early votes were bullshit.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: They also don't know what who voted for who in
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: those three hundred and.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: Fifteen thousand, right, that's right.
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: I think I was reading into these two Some people
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: were like, this is nonsense because they've already gone back
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: and counted them all. But they people are fighting with
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: those people in it.
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: The problem is when you asked Trump about it, Like
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: when I had them on the podcast, I'm like, you think, listen,
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: you think they stole the twenty twenties aercently, tell me
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: what what's thevidence he didn't, Well, he might not have remembered.
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: He might have just said, tell me what they did,
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: and like had somebody work on it, and they told him,
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: and then he starts talking about it. But he didn't
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: really go in depth about it. I don't know, but
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: he didn't have a satisfactory answer. No he didn't. I
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: was hoping he did. I was hoping he did too,
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: Like I was.
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: I was hoping that he would have said they stole
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: it through like propaganda and shit or like what they
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: what happened in those years, certainly, And instead it was
- 1:08:31Speaker 3: just down to like like voter fraud and like, yeah,
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: which I'm sure there was some, but it was like
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: you could have had an argument with what happened in
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: twenty twenty and leading.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: Up to it. Yeah, you could definitely have a thing
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: where you see with the FBI and the Twitter files
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: and all that shit, with the Hunter Biden laptop story.
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: He didn't even bring that up. Yeah, I should have
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: brought that up. Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tape litter
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: tapes roughly three hundred and fifteen thousand early vote ballots
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: in Fulton County was a violation of Georgia Election Procedure Law,
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: i e. It was not done in compliance with the statute.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: or that their ballots are criminally illegal, but it does
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: mean the county certification process for those votes did not
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: follow the state legal requirements. So those are not supposed
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: to have been counted. Is that what they're saying, because
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: it didn't follow the requirements, That's what they're saying. So
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: it's a scroll back up again so I could hear.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: So it's as PO workers must also print and sign
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: begin at zero, and these sign tapes serve as the
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: That's what they require, So they require people to do that.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: So maybe someone didn't do that what they were required.
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: That's a possibility. I think thirty six did thirty six
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: of thirty seven advanced voting precincts in Fulton County had
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: failed to sign the tabulation tapes, including that the county
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: violated official election record document processes required by statute. The
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: ones the voting precincts put this in that failed to
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: sign the tabulation tapes? Were they predominantly Republican or Democrat?
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: Just google Fulton County click images. I think you know?
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: What do you think? I don't know.
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if the Republicans are complaining about it,
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: it's obviously a Democrat, right, Yeah, for sure?
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: Predominantly it was close. Here we go. How I would
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: have spelled it. That's how I would have spelled it.
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: I thought it was right. I can't believe anything's wrong
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: though I thought it was right. I wonder if a
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: I would have figured it out with perplexity, would have yeah.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: Specific thirty six to thirty seven advanced voting locations with
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party, but
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: Fulton County as a whole is strongly democratic, and its
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: advanced early vote totals in twenty twenty were overwhelmingly democratic.
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results, not republican.
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: Weird that thirty six out of thirty seven that have
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: unsigned tapes are strong Democratic, and that there's three hundred
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: and fifteen thousand votes that aren't supposed to be there.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: They didn't sign for the But it's okay, don't worry
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: about it. We just forgot to tally. Fuck it, we
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: forgot the tally. Sees. We were so busy making sure
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: we saved democracy that we forgot the tally. They said,
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: this is fucking good four years. What a great move, though,
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: if they really did steal the election, Like, wow, is
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: that the first time anyone's ever done it. I don't
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: know if they did it. I'm not saying they did it,
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: but I'm sorry if they did do it. Like what
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: a great movie the way, A bunch of pink haired
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: dorks who really do hijack the system and they're good
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: for them in the fucking back rooms, like licking envelopes
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: and ceiling mail in ballots.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: I don't I asked the thing I read, and it
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: says that they were both hand counted and fully audited
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: after the fact. I asked after they had found a
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: problem certification, and it says.
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: That they did hand counted and fully audited after the fact.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: There's no way the people that didn't sign are the
- 1:12:54Speaker 3: ones making sure to tell everyone it was hand counted.
- 1:12:57Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: It says hand counted but then recounted by machine, and
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: those processes included Fulton. Even though the later issue about
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: post twenty twenty four hand count. Wait, what does that mean?
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: Was the issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: corrected by a new post twenty twenty four hand count?
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: Hmm, that's where I guess this is a weird I
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: don't know what any.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: Of this stuff means. Yeah, what does that mean? That's
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: what's confusing. Was there three hundred and fifteen weird votes
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: or not? Because that is the main Like right wing,
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: I bet if you went on truth Social and asked
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: them how do they steal the election, they'd fucking I
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: bet you can't get banned from Truth Social. Right you
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: probably can't get banned. Maybe you say something liberal. You'd
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: have to say, but you'd have to be crazy liberal.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: Where if you said I believe that there's two genders
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: on Blue Sky, your Dunzi's Are you instant gone see? Yeah,
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: they go crazy. Do you know what McCann told us?
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: I do, I do know what he told us. I
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: don't know how true that is. Yeah, we should find out. Yeah,
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: let's find out. So McCann says that they created a
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: band in Australia on social media for kids under sixteen,
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: that this band includes Instagram and TikTok, but does not
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: include Blue Sky. If that's true, that is crazy. You're
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: just you, like up until sixteen years old, the only
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: site available. And Blue Sky saw this lady, or one
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: guy rather said I'm trying to be zen about it,
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: like something happened to him. I'm trying to be zen
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: about it. And then this other guy underneath it chimes in,
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: it would be great if you would stop being racist
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: to Asians. Maybe he was being no no, no, no, no,
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: no no no no. There's no humor over there. There's
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: no humor. It is it is a fucking s s
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: Ri I soup. There's no humor over there. It's there's
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: no humor. I I gotta get on there. I thought
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: it was for so long I've had a lot of
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: people got to call it that they'll bey on the
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: fuck out of you. The law's initial list of restricted
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: platforms includes Facebook, Instagram, ex TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, threads,
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: Kick and Twitch. Other platforms including stream, Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp,
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: and YouTube Kids were considered but not included in the band.
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: So that's true. So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in. Then
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: did they ban True Social? Doesn't seem put that into perplexity.
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: Find out the Australian band includes truth Social, the band
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: of Trump's tweet imagine you know on True Social when
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: you're thirteen? Though, yeah, buck while, But Blue skis just
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: like tanking kids as wild turn the kids trans left
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: and right reddits available, So that's I thought it just
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: said Reddit was not They said Reddit was one of
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: the band. Think I just clicked said it could extend
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: the Reddit, Twitch and roadblocks even dating apps. But Reddit
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: roadblocks people are bribing them. Reddit's a little uh yeah,
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: this is Reddit, the reddits left leaning.
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: Reddit as among the companies that has approached I think
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: they need to have certain things on their websites, and
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: those websites that our banned don't have those blocks of
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: like filters available.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: I tell you, I tell you I tried to do
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: interesting try to jack off on Reddit. I'll tell you
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: that because they born they banned porn hub here.
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: Oh I see, So I was like, I heard people
- 1:16:45Speaker 3: jack off on Reddit and I try to avoid Reddit.
- 1:16:48Speaker 3: And as soon as I as soon as I opened it,
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: first thing was like shangeless, fucking sucks.
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: Now. No, I still got one off, but it was
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: a tough one. There's a lot of mean, angry people
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: out there. Shane. Yeah, people are not half sure for sure.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: That is a that's the porn thing's a weird one too,
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: because kids know about VPNs. You're just keeping stupid kids
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: from jerking off. It's probably good. Probably you want the
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: stupid ones out of come so they're not making dumb decisions.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: You're making another good point. Yeah, you want them all
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: dried out. You sound like all those stupid kids just
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: want I'm jerking off as much as possible. We should, like,
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: you should have an IQ test to see if you
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: could get porn, and that IQ test should be really
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: making sure you're dumb and if you're too smart, fuck you,
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: Like if you pass it. You got study, but you
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: hit like a sixty five and they just go go ahead,
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: jack Off, jack Off. Imagine that that would be a
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: way that would keep dumb people like sedated. Just give
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: them as much had they mean, that's what they're doing
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: all of us. Just keep giving us live porn twenty
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: four to seven anytime you want it hop on a website.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: That's a good way to keep dumb people just dried
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: up out of jizz.
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: Yeah, is pretty crazy used to you know, it's a
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: classic bit. But you gotta used to be. It used
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: to be an ordeal to get your hands on that show.
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: Yeah. Now it's just like I'll be watching it. I
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: was watching, just watching Revolutionary War doc last night in
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: between us, just like, all right, let's see what happened
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: in taekwonder Rogan, you are one of nine the population
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: of men when they're alone.
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm watching kem Burn's revolution right. Seahawks Seahawks
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: Rams just finished up classic game toss on some Revolutionary War.
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: Started dragging a little, I said, fucking pause, jack Off.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: I know Benedict Arnold was the hero of Taich, not
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: the roga. Now you're actually interested in it and not distracted,
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: fully not distracted. Do you know John Lily, the guy
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: who invented the sensor deprivation tank. No, I don't. He
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: was involved crack in there. Oh yeah, he definitely had
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: a family. He was like, this is a chamber that
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: no one can go in. He was jacking off the
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: probably But more importantly, he also ran this research where
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: they were working with dolphins. It was like he was
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: a pioneer in interspecies communication. So they were attempting to
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: teach dolphins how to speak. And so this lady, I'm
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: not bullshitting here, I know this lady Thomas idea. They
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: were all academy. This lady lived in a house that
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: was like three feet high in water with a fucking dolphin.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: And the thing was they found out that she had
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: to jack the dolfin off. She didn't jack the dolphin off.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: The dolphin would not pay attention. I've heard this story, yes,
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: So she would every day she would jack him off.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: And they went, what canceled this fucking project. This lady's
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: jacking off dolphins.
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: I bet you by the hundredth hundred and twentieth time
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: jacking him off. He was like, oh shit, holy fuck.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips right,
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: so they make a totally different kind of sound. You
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: can't get them to sound like a human. And these
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: fucking idiots are like, get hello, io. I swear to god,
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: the Nazis are trying to get dogs to talk. Oh,
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: I bet they were. Everyone's trying to that. Everyone's trying
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: to get animals and documentary. What do you got? What
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: is it?
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: The whole documentary called the Dolphin House.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: Oh about the place where this lady lived. Yeah, literally,
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: that's the guy. I hate to be this guy, but
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off. Fully,
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: I'd be disappointed in myself to this lady just lived
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: with a fucking dolphin. Where was the where were they?
- 1:21:03Speaker 5: Like?
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: Where was the house? Damn? She's had to jack that
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: dolphin all the time. That was your wife. And then
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: this documentary comes out later and you're like, what what
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: did you do? Also again, I did research? I did
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: scientific research. You get off my back. I was young
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: and single and we haven't even met that. I don't care.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: You didn't tell me we werege You were jacking off
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: dolphins for research. Depends how long you're going get really testy,
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: Sat Thomas. Okay, but the bummer thing is the dolphin
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: doesn't want to be in that stupid little house. The
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: dolphin wants to be out there swimming. After a while,
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: he did, after you got a few bandies. Yeah, yeah, right,
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: that's the jackpot, right, put him in a house. He's
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: in a fucking house. They're feed him. He's getting jacked
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: off doing to hear a dark truth about dolphins. Female
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: dolphins are very promiscuous. We should make sure this true. Uh,
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: because I've been female dolphin, and I think they think
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: the theory is because when they have babies, it takes
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: a long time for them to raise their baby, and
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: they won't breed while they're taking care of their babies.
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: I think it's like several years, and so the males
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: will kill babies of a female they haven't sleep, yes,
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: so they can get them to fuck. They'll kill the
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: baby of a female that they haven't slept slept with.
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: So the females sleep with as many men as possible,
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: so that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: his kids. That's cool, it is, yeah, but it's also like, yo,
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: how ruthless is everybody? Yeah? I mean, dolphins are supposed
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: to be our peaceful, spiritual cousins that live in the ocean,
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: and meanwhile, they regularly kill babies and they force their
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: ladies into being hoes so that they don't think their
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: babies killed. When you look at animals, think about think
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: about what we did. That's true. Yeah, If male dolphins
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: kill the babies of female dolphins they haven't had sex with,
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: you gotta think about what we do. And then you
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: think dolphins are dumber than us. They're probably doing crazy shit.
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: I don't know if they are dumber than us. That's
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: what's weird. They just they can't affect their environment. We
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment.
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: That's all we assume, because we associate intelligence with all
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: the stuff that we created. But we don't even know
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: what the fuck they're saying. You know, we haven't been
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: able to decipher their language. They have very specific languages.
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: She was probably two or three jack offs away from
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: finding out. She need more funding. They just need more funding.
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: Male dolphins sometimes killed calves sired by other males to
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: bring the mother back into estra sooner. Yeah, allowing them
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: to mate and pass on their genes, behavior called phanta
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: side observed in species like bottle nose and Pacific white
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: sided dolphins.
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: Yeah, just makes them have like a high speed race,
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: it says the best. The agile partner.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: Geez.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: That's several males and high speed chases.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: The cone drew. Yes, females show selectivity for agile partners
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: and can control fertilization via vaginal structure. Oh so a
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: guy could nut in them and they'd be like, no, no, baby,
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: Oh that's a nice thing, just a nut that push.
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: Girls could do that. Don't imagine that if they just
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: come up with that instead of abortion, they just go,
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: We're just gonna give you a dolphin pussy. Just lock
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: it down. Look at this next one, the nuts and
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: you lock it down. Okay, make an agreement. You're sure
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: you're gonna lock it down. I'm locking it down for you.
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: The question female dolphins sluts.
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: Right, Yeah. Females participate in same sex genital right masturbation
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: and pleasure. Pleasure seeking via functional cortorus is rich in nerves,
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: indicating sex serve social enjoyment roles beyond procreation. Up to
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: seventy five percent of dolphin sexual activity may prioritize pleasure
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: or alliances overbreeding. Males often coerce via alliances, but females
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: evade or reposition to exert choice, so they scissor female scissoring.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: In the dolphin community, I like it. We broke that
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: news here, bring that up. There was a dusky dolphin. Dude,
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: what's that? What I'm doing? Just fucking boys in Penn
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: State's locker room a couple. Oh no, oh, no, dusky dolphin. Yeah. So,
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: like when we think about like peaceful creatures on earth,
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: we're the most We're number one. We're the most peaceful.
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: There's no chance, yeahs war like as we are as
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: far as intelligence. All right, all right, I'll get it. Well, dude,
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: what are There's gotta be some peace. Doins must be
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: going to war with each other. There's no way.
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: Those high raxes high raxes aren't doing anything. And there's
- 1:26:12Speaker 3: no way we're the most people.
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: The most peaceful. Are those those those chimpanzees, the bonobos
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: or the Yeah, they all they do is each others
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: are wild. They look a lot like chimps, just a
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: little softer, and all they do is just get it on.
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: Those guys. Oh, those are funny guys that weird. That's
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: a weird. Look. How about the ones when their asshole
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: lights up when they want to fuck, becomes like a target.
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: We don't want to do that. Oh bro, this is
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: put a light up in there, drugs light light? Really?
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: Oh bro, pull that.
- 1:26:57Speaker 3: This guy's face, how are hold on? Can you get
- 1:26:59Speaker 3: him making a noise? They're very funny. Yeah, that's the
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: physique I'm going for.
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: There was an old school comedian that had this big,
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: crazy nose and they would call him the schnaz. Who
- 1:27:15Speaker 1: the fuck am I thinking of? Like old old timey movies.
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: They'd call him the Schnots. That's it. Jimmy Duranty. Yeah,
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: he does look like a probiscus a lot like one.
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: But his whole thing was like his nose was huge. Yeah,
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: you go, that's the hell of a way. Would make
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: fun of his nose. Yeah. Look, I mean all of
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: his photo, all the you know, caricatures, his nose is preposterous.
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: He aged into it. Yeah, worked here a young man
- 1:27:52Speaker 3: with that time. This is nice till you hear this
- 1:27:57Speaker 3: fucking talk. It was like a man was like a man.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: Like those guys, they have to be peaceful. That's a
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: weird face. Imagine they were women look like now for real,
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: exactly what women look like. It's a Michael Jackson thing.
- 1:28:13Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: Imagine if that was ten feet tall, I was trying
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: to kill your baby, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, whoa,
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: what did they do in a past life to come
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: back as that? They must have been really mean? They
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: be a really mean person. There must have been a
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: really mean person in a past life. Ah yo, Bro, Jesus,
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: that's ah. That's like a man that's like a really
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: evil man from the past has been reincarnated as this
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: fucked monkey, like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong. A.
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: Why am I not in my medieval manner? You're at
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: the Baltimore Zoo just getting stared at my little kids.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: This is good. What was that other one? The Michael
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: Jackson one? I liked that. What the nose was one?
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: What was that tiny little fucking guy? That tiny little
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: guy was terrifying. It was huge, you know, it was
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: real big and giant. You get it would suck to
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: get killed by a giant cute thing, you know what
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: I mean, like a giant fluffy. You know, some of
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: the monkeys are really cute, like if he was like
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: six inches tall, he would be really cute, like, oh
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: my god, he's so cute. If he was ten feet tall,
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: he would be fucking terrifying, terrific snowman, a thing, That's
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: what I'm saying, bro. That thing is terrifying. This guy
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: like a bat nose. Look at his fucking creepy ass nose.
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: That's that would rip your fucking face right off, just
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: jump on your face. You wouldn't be able to pull
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: it off. You're no would be gone. That rules, right,
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: But if it's ten feet tall, it doesn't rule. I
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: think standing outside your village waiting for you to dog
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: to go outside. Shit, that's the thing, man, Why are
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: they so fucking cute when they're little? But if that
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: thing was giant and had fangs, if it was ten
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: feet tall, but it wouldn't be it was big and scary.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: It would have a scary face, Like why is that?
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: Why do the little ones what is cute? Why do
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: the little ones have literally have a cute face that
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: if you made that thing big, yeah, it wouldn't be
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: as scary.
- 1:30:34Speaker 3: Maybe that's the real instinct to think babies are cute
- 1:30:36Speaker 3: so we don't throw them. Maybe you see that guy,
- 1:30:40Speaker 3: you go, he's great. You see what the dolphins do.
- 1:30:43Speaker 3: Maybe like it's like built into it. But there's a
- 1:30:45Speaker 3: lot of stepdads listening to this right now getting dolphin impulses.
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: Now, fucking I wish I could kill that little motherfucker.
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: It is weird though, right because all the big scary
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: things look scary. Grizzlies are kind of cute. No, they're not. No,
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: I was telling you that was ever seen in the
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: cute grizzly The only thing I've ever seen in the wild.
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: Holler bears are kind of cute fellas.
- 1:31:10Speaker 7: Bro.
- 1:31:10Speaker 3: Obviously they're terrifying, but if he was fucking one feet tall,
- 1:31:13Speaker 3: you'd go, that's an adorable guy. That's a good point,
- 1:31:15Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Until he was like tearing
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: apart bigger than you. Yeah, bro, what are you talking about?
- 1:31:22Speaker 3: Look at that guy that's a cop. First of all,
- 1:31:24Speaker 3: that's still good. Look at these guys walking. Show him walking, JMO,
- 1:31:28Speaker 3: get them walking, it's pretty cute.
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: Now, show codiac brown bear eating a moose. Put that
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: in there. Codiac brown bear eating a moose. Bro, there's
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: one of them that got this moose off the side
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: of the road. And was dragging it uphill. The moose
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: is like twelve hundred. You see the one during the wedding.
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: Which one is that? Oh yeah, there's a wedding, and there's.
- 1:31:55Speaker 3: A wedding, and then on the other side of the
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: fucking river there's just a grizzly tearing apart to moose.
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: Yeah, they got married in Alaska. Whoops? How do you
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: kill a moose? Bro They can kill anything, They literally
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: kill anything. And he's just riding his back, drowning him.
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: Look at this, it's just hanging on to his fucking back.
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: Look at this. So cute. That's a moose. Man. Moose
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: are so big.
- 1:32:18Speaker 3: That video of that guy in the that moose comes
- 1:32:22Speaker 3: up to him. I sent it in the group chat
- 1:32:24Speaker 3: or you did. Yeah, it's the scariest fucking animal I've
- 1:32:27Speaker 3: ever seen.
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: Oh, they're scary. It's like a dinosaur. It's fucking's so big. Dude.
- 1:32:31Speaker 3: The guy hunting and a moose just comes up to
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: him is like staring at him. Know how to describe it?
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: Well, they're so huge. No, this is not it but
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: still terribly not it. But still that's not even a
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: really big one. That moose, like the one that you
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: see in the car. Actually, that's a pretty big one.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: His paddles are just going the wrong way. Yeah, that's huge, man,
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: WHOA don't do that?
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: Also, Borderline looks like AI, but it's probably not.
- 1:33:06Speaker 1: Well, a lot of them are right now, that's a problem.
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: Almost everything is getting tricks left and right.
- 1:33:11Speaker 2: There's like a giant cat walking up to say it's baby.
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: Moose are not afraid of you though. That's one thing
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: that's true, But generally they're very aggressive and depending upon
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up. Man,
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: it's not it, Jamo, But I still I don't want
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: to see the moose gets shot. You love that. I
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: don't want to see those boys get shot. Have you
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: ever eaten moose meat? No, it's delicious, It's really good.
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: It's the reason why bears try so hard to kill them.
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: Really Yeah, yeah, I get it. So they're cute up
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: to a point. Bears, Yeah, they're cute up till they're
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: about two years old.
- 1:33:49Speaker 3: We were talking about earlier. I don't like black bears eyes.
- 1:33:51Speaker 3: Bears do have shitty eyes. They're so c they're so
- 1:33:55Speaker 3: close to being cute. Yeah, weird looking eyes. One of
- 1:33:58Speaker 3: the weird things about like, yeah, this one, look at
- 1:34:03Speaker 3: that fuck.
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: Yeah he's looking at him like, dude, all I will
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: fuck you up is what he's saying. Look how big
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: he is. That's why they're scarier than every other deer
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: because they'll come fuck you up. Just be here. They'll
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: kill stomp you to death, stomp you to death. And
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: this guy is being smart by staying between the trees.
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: This is very dangerous. Like if he was out in
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: an open field, he'd be Foxbilt right now if he
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: couldn't get to cover to a bunch of trees. Look
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: at these guys like Due getting out in a driveway
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: fucking their car up too. Why did Why did dogs
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: just run straight into that dogs do that ship? They're
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: dumb because we took them from wolves and turned them
- 1:35:05Speaker 1: into little bitches.
- 1:35:07Speaker 3: I've seen it out. I've seeing deer just fucked dogs up.
- 1:35:10Speaker 3: There's a lot of those compilations.
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: Yeah they start doing this, yeah, but a lot of
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: dogs killed.
- 1:35:16Speaker 3: There's that classic of that guy putting uh, it's an
- 1:35:19Speaker 3: old one, but he put deer pists all over him,
- 1:35:21Speaker 3: and then.
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: The bock comes and just beats the ship out. He
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: doesn't get a shot off he gets his ass the camera.
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: Oh my god, what more? Oh that's like the number
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: one hunting in America is white tailed deer. Yeah, number one, Yeah,
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: by far and from yeah, Iowa, iowaan p a right. Yeah,
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: well my family lived in Harrisburg for a while. My
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: parents did. I always forget. That's insane to visit him.
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: You should have been a hair like deer. Everyone could
- 1:35:53Speaker 1: have been a Central Pa man. You would have been.
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: You would have never done anything about you would have
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: You would have been chilling. I doubt it. You would
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: have been at Elks. You would have been an Elks bar.
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: You would have met Phil. I don't think I'm designed
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: for that. I know I would not be happy.
- 1:36:13Speaker 3: I know if you were from Central Pa, you'd be
- 1:36:15Speaker 3: into college football. You love it all it fucking rules.
- 1:36:19Speaker 3: I just have to assume that who I am now,
- 1:36:21Speaker 3: I would always have been No, that's silly. No like
- 1:36:26Speaker 3: the way I like things, the things I like.
- 1:36:30Speaker 1: No, you would have been you would have been a
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: You could have been a note any fan, dude. It
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: could have been so sick, so sick. Well, I definitely
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: could have been a fan. But I still would be
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: doing this. I think i'd be doing the same ship
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: I'm doing. I figure out a way to do something. Yeah,
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: as long as I didn't get saddled down at a
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: young age. You go to that Elks bar, get married
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: at eighteen, Ye, drink and drive home. Your babe's there,
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: she's got a dad now at eighteen. Yeah.
- 1:36:59Speaker 3: But Dan, that's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater.
- 1:37:04Speaker 3: You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday. I
- 1:37:07Speaker 3: can't fucking wait. Who do we have fuck with Central Michigan. Fuck,
- 1:37:11Speaker 3: it's gonna be a blowout whatever. I'm gonna have beers.
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: That's good stuff. Then you then you get to golf.
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: You go, fuck, I suck at golf. Who goes the ship?
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: I'm getting wasted? Good life, I'm jealous of. It does
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: sound like a good life, but it's also, uh, a
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: difficult one for sure. But that's the best life, is it? Yeah? Good? Difficult? Yeah,
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: it's the point. Why is it? Why is good and
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: difficult the best life? That's what makes uh, that's what
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: makes going to that bar so fucking sick, you know
- 1:37:48Speaker 1: what I mean? Having a shitty job. Shitty job. Ye,
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: sit down, you go, bro, let me tell you about
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: how shitty my fucking job is Yeah, you go, get
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: fucking hammered, three beers in, you go. My job fucking rules,
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: my life rules. You know what, I'm gonna go beat
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: the fuck out of my wife. See that Iraq video
- 1:38:12Speaker 1: those guy's boxing. You go. I'm gonna make her put
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: some mad gear on when I get home. Yeah. No,
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: it's good. I don't obviously say.
- 1:38:21Speaker 3: You know, it's not like the best, but it's good
- 1:38:25Speaker 3: life fucking drinking and golfing with your friends. Yeah, it's
- 1:38:29Speaker 3: funny to watch your friend's age. Indo that because my
- 1:38:32Speaker 3: my friends were never like that. And now I'll go
- 1:38:34Speaker 3: home and they're like, everyone got fat, Which that's fun.
- 1:38:38Speaker 3: You see your boys go, Yeah it sucks, doesn't it.
- 1:38:40Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:38:41Speaker 3: Uh, And then they just love just hitting the local bar,
- 1:38:45Speaker 3: getting a couple, going home, hopefully the kids are asleep.
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: It's fun. It's fun to watch from a distance. I
- 1:38:52Speaker 1: can't like.
- 1:38:53Speaker 3: I'll go home for the holidays and then my sister
- 1:38:56Speaker 3: will bring her kids over. I'm good for about thirty minutes.
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: Well, all the things you said that the fun parts
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: about it is that it's not complicated and you're just
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: having a good time. And the idea is that if
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: having a good time, you'll have a better time. If
- 1:39:09Speaker 1: the rest of your day sucks, you appreciate those guys more. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: okay it, I get it. You could have been Central Pennsylvania,
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: central Western Pa. You could have been a Steelers fan.
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: You could have been Oh, you could have been a contender. Instead,
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: you're just doing this bullshit in stead, You're fucking doing
- 1:39:34Speaker 1: this crap. I think I was always going to just
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: mostly be interested in one on one sports. Maybe for
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: whatever reason, I like team sports. I love running back.
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: We could have got you in the slot. No, My
- 1:39:47Speaker 1: fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: play football, and I was like, no. We had this kid,
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: his name is Bobby Baker, who's three hundred pounds. He
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: was our heavyweight. He was huge, and I was like,
- 1:39:57Speaker 1: me and him would be playing the same game, so
- 1:39:59Speaker 1: he would run over for me. That's crazy, couldn't catch
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: you whatever that If he did, they catch you occasionally.
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: He was fucking huge. I was like, I'm not taking
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: that chance. I was like, no, I've wrestled at one
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: hundred and thirty four pounds. I Am not fucking playing football. Joe. Yeah,
- 1:40:16Speaker 1: I didn't like the ideas awesome. I also didn't like
- 1:40:19Speaker 1: the idea of random people being charging at you and colliding.
- 1:40:23Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, no, one in.
- 1:40:24Speaker 3: One like somebody hitting this out football, somebody's hitting you
- 1:40:27Speaker 3: and you're not looking exactly.
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: A lot, changing someone this way and someone Yeah, but
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: then you get them. Then you The best feeling in
- 1:40:37Speaker 1: the world is when someone's.
- 1:40:39Speaker 3: Not looking and you get the fucking level. It's so sick. Oh,
- 1:40:45Speaker 3: it was my favorite that I got it, thankfully. I
- 1:40:48Speaker 3: played off slipping offense. I got a lot of those.
- 1:40:51Speaker 3: But every once in a while we'd throw an interception.
- 1:40:53Speaker 3: I had no idea how to pursue a corner.
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: Just run. I'd be.
- 1:40:59Speaker 3: I don't know where to look. I'm getting I got
- 1:41:01Speaker 3: laid out. It's fun team sports, bro, I get it. Camaraderie.
- 1:41:07Speaker 1: You like a fucking hunting with those guys. That's a
- 1:41:09Speaker 1: team sport. Not really, you're all going out on your
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: own or you're going out too at a time. Okay, yeah,
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: like Cam and I went together. But it's you like
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: the thing about team sports it's awesome is the camaraderie, right,
- 1:41:25Speaker 1: That's what's awesome. But we still always drive me nuts.
- 1:41:28Speaker 1: When I was playing baseball. I played baseball. I don't
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: want to be a loser because little Billy dropped the ball.
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport. There's
- 1:41:36Speaker 1: a lot of individ like a picture versus battery. It's
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: very individual. Yeah, I sucked. You should have seen what
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: happened to me. I hit puberty and just lost all
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: hand eye coordination for a year. Dude, My last year
- 1:41:53Speaker 1: playing baseball is like seventh or eighth grade. I don't
- 1:41:55Speaker 1: think I had a hit for an entire season. That's hilarious.
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: That's hilarious. I remember fifth grade.
- 1:42:01Speaker 3: I got hit by a pitch from a girl, a
- 1:42:03Speaker 3: girl picture, and I turned when she was throwing it,
- 1:42:06Speaker 3: and it hit me right in the back round.
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: I lost. I lost, the wind got knocked out of me,
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: and I was on first base. Like, isn't that cristy.
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: It's like when you're a boy and then you hit
- 1:42:16Speaker 1: puberty and all of a sudden, your body is weirdly shaped.
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: Its moves different, the dynamics are all different. You can't
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: walk up stairs, right, you think the stairs are taller
- 1:42:26Speaker 1: than they are. Like, it's weird. You grow, you grow,
- 1:42:30Speaker 1: you grow, your dick is hard all the time. Dudes
- 1:42:33Speaker 1: so distracted. Some of my friends grew like a like
- 1:42:37Speaker 1: a foot in a year in I was like, dude,
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: that must have hurt. Like, hell, that's crazy. It's a
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: fucking killed that's so great. Everything hurts. Oh, banging into
- 1:42:49Speaker 1: things ow you the way and it hurt, Larry, Yeah,
- 1:43:02Speaker 1: and no one knows how to do it? No, how
- 1:43:04Speaker 1: was it?
- 1:43:05Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:43:05Speaker 1: Having kids going through puberty, that must have been crazy.
- 1:43:09Speaker 3: I mean, and you have girls, they yeah, they get emotional,
- 1:43:13Speaker 3: but they go for it. Because the only time I've
- 1:43:15Speaker 3: seen is my niece and it's like she was like
- 1:43:19Speaker 3: your best friend. And then there's like two years where
- 1:43:22Speaker 3: it's like, oh, Shane, you don't have fucking anything.
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: Fuck you. Luckily our kids are not like that. They're
- 1:43:28Speaker 1: very communicative. Okay, we have like a really good way
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: of communicating with each other all the time. There's no
- 1:43:34Speaker 1: like hateful, No, it was. I will say that you
- 1:43:37Speaker 1: do get some of that. They get angry at you
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: for enforcing rules and stuff, but they're pretty fucking cool.
- 1:43:45Speaker 1: They're really cool. The thing is, it's like the whirlwind
- 1:43:49Speaker 1: is impossible for everybody to come out flawless, Like you're
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: kidding hormones. Your whole life has changed. Now all of
- 1:43:56Speaker 1: a sudden, you like girls or you like boys, and
- 1:43:59Speaker 1: you're a whole life is now a pursuit of getting
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: girls to like you or getting boys to like you.
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: And then you have friend groups and then everyone and
- 1:44:08Speaker 1: you all have a menstrual cycle that sinks up together.
- 1:44:12Speaker 1: They all get crazy together. Dude, those I didn't even
- 1:44:15Speaker 1: thought about. Those exciting menstrual cycles are nuts. They smell
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: each other and all their fucking blood sinks up on
- 1:44:22Speaker 1: the same.
- 1:44:23Speaker 3: Time, disgusting, and they all get mean for a week together.
- 1:44:27Speaker 3: That's why girls don't really have friends.
- 1:44:29Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of reasons why they're not friends,
- 1:44:31Speaker 1: but think about one week a month, you and your
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: friends all are fucking nasty to each other. Yeah, that's crazy.
- 1:44:36Speaker 1: It is crazy. What do you hear of, matmore do
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: you hear of more? Like a girl being betrayed one
- 1:44:46Speaker 1: of by one of her friends truest to fuck her husband.
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: You hear about that more than you would hear about
- 1:44:52Speaker 1: a husband trying to fuck someone's wife. Right, that's like
- 1:44:55Speaker 1: a more risky move. So that's probably one of the
- 1:44:57Speaker 1: reasons why girls don't trust girl else like that bitch.
- 1:45:02Speaker 1: She should just go fuck my man. And also the
- 1:45:05Speaker 1: guy will definitely say he has it's such an it's
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: an easy one. It'll be a secret. Yeah, he might
- 1:45:15Speaker 1: kill me, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm watching this
- 1:45:20Speaker 1: show what is it called The Beast in Me? The
- 1:45:23Speaker 1: new show, bro is the reason why I brought that up.
- 1:45:27Speaker 1: There's a scene where spoiler alert, where a cop is
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: banging this other cop, a female cop. Guys, she's married,
- 1:45:36Speaker 1: and it's like one of them things. Yeah, you know,
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: like there's people out there, just I think a lot
- 1:45:42Speaker 1: of people. Yeah, yeah that the show is fucking great though,
- 1:45:47Speaker 1: that Claire Danes show. Have you seen it? No, I haven't.
- 1:45:49Speaker 1: I heard it was good. It's nice. I'm only a
- 1:45:53Speaker 1: couple of years, but it's a good one. I'm about
- 1:45:55Speaker 1: done with the revolution that lady can get jacking off
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: though it's taken forever. The fuck it.
- 1:46:02Speaker 3: I've been watching this thing for six weeks. Keep jacket off.
- 1:46:10Speaker 3: How far are you forty five minutes jacked off?
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: Except where you dropped it off, You're forty five minutes
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: in the first episode. Bro, ah man, I wish I
- 1:46:20Speaker 1: could tell you. I'm not joking. I took a picture
- 1:46:24Speaker 1: of it because it was so funny. Jacked off to
- 1:46:30Speaker 1: That was when I finished jacket off. This is at
- 1:46:36Speaker 1: one to eleven in the morning today. Okay.
- 1:46:38Speaker 3: I looked up and the screen was a map of
- 1:46:42Speaker 3: the British invasion. As soon as I got thought, I
- 1:46:47Speaker 3: was like, oh, they're invading Mohawk territory by Fort Stanwiz.
- 1:46:51Speaker 1: So I took a photo. It's insane to finish and
- 1:46:54Speaker 1: look up and go what am I doing? What the fuck?
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: That's funny, that's so buddy. You gotta give it a watch.
- 1:47:06Speaker 1: Ship rocks. Yeah, No, you're gonna fucking jack off a lot.
- 1:47:09Speaker 1: I won't. I started it. I started it. That's awesome.
- 1:47:12Speaker 3: Yeah, all this stuff's awesome. Can Burn's rules, he's rules.
- 1:47:15Speaker 3: He takes topics that you would go, I'm never gonna
- 1:47:17Speaker 3: watch that. Yeah, fucking rules.
- 1:47:20Speaker 1: No, he can't do anything.
- 1:47:21Speaker 3: Baseball, you go, what what could be interesting? Vietnam one
- 1:47:24Speaker 3: was excellent, Vietnam fucking ruled.
- 1:47:26Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, like he's really rare because essentially PBS
- 1:47:31Speaker 1: just lets him just put it together like the way
- 1:47:35Speaker 1: he wants. They don't funk with him at all. Is
- 1:47:38Speaker 1: Trump trying to get rid of PBS? I don't know,
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: he can't get read Burns dude. My thought though, is
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: that he can kind of do that anywhere now sure,
- 1:47:49Speaker 1: like he could do it on YouTube and it would
- 1:47:51Speaker 1: be massive. Imagine if he put a series like that
- 1:47:55Speaker 1: out on YouTube it was YouTube pay for that, yeah,
- 1:48:00Speaker 1: notes when they paid, like like he need do it,
- 1:48:05Speaker 1: Catholic take money, yeah yeah, HBO. Anyway, but it's his
- 1:48:10Speaker 1: stuff is so good, no one cares where it is.
- 1:48:12Speaker 1: They'll find it on PBS. They'll buy the DVD or rented.
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: Budget of fucking PBS is going to Ken Burns. Dude,
- 1:48:20Speaker 1: he's there Stern, absolutely absolutely, guy Ken Burd Stern just resigned.
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: Good for him, Good for him. I guess he still
- 1:48:33Speaker 1: likes to do it. Good. You know, how long do
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: you think he'll be doing comedy and podcasting? Do you
- 1:48:39Speaker 1: think you're ever gonna get to a point in time.
- 1:48:41Speaker 1: I don't know how long I'll do podcasting. I probably forever, right,
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: Comedy for sure, stand up for sure.
- 1:48:49Speaker 3: But the podcasting is where I get a little like
- 1:48:52Speaker 3: you're good at it because you talk about like fucking
- 1:48:54Speaker 3: topics and things you're interested and all I have is me.
- 1:48:57Speaker 1: So after a while you're like, I don't want to
- 1:48:59Speaker 1: keep putting myself out, you know what I mean? Right, right, right, right?
- 1:49:02Speaker 1: I know it's good, like no privacy, Yeah, I know
- 1:49:05Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like, but you could do
- 1:49:09Speaker 1: a podcast where you talk to anybody as well.
- 1:49:11Speaker 3: You could do I could do a history podcast if
- 1:49:14Speaker 3: I put like one put effort into it.
- 1:49:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you could. And you could also do a
- 1:49:21Speaker 1: history podcast where you have an interest in a subject
- 1:49:25Speaker 1: and you know a lot about it, but not like
- 1:49:27Speaker 1: enough to do a podcast on it, and just bring
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: an expert in and have a conversation with him about it.
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: It'd be awesome. I've thought about it. I had a.
- 1:49:35Speaker 3: Teacher at Harrisburgaria Community College who was a He was
- 1:49:40Speaker 3: a Gettysburg tour He was a tour guide. And it's
- 1:49:44Speaker 3: Harrisburgary Community College, so no one gave a fuck, and
- 1:49:46Speaker 3: I was taking Civil War history.
- 1:49:48Speaker 1: I was locked into this guy fucking loved me. It
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: was me and ten other fucking low IQ guys jack
- 1:49:54Speaker 1: and off, and I was just like, so, what actually
- 1:49:56Speaker 1: happened at the Battle of Sporting Hill. He was like,
- 1:50:00Speaker 1: that's a great question.
- 1:50:01Speaker 3: It was nice tour guides. You ever go to a battlefield.
- 1:50:04Speaker 3: No nothing, bro get a tour guide and go to
- 1:50:08Speaker 3: a battlefield.
- 1:50:09Speaker 1: Ship's awesome. Don't think any battlefield. It's awesome. They know everything.
- 1:50:15Speaker 1: It's their whole life. They just live it. They fucking
- 1:50:17Speaker 1: are there every day. They know every single thing. It's awesome.
- 1:50:21Speaker 1: It's a lot of weird. It's a little weird, but
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: it's cool to be a part of. Yeah, yeah, okay,
- 1:50:26Speaker 1: I'll go with you. You can.
- 1:50:27Speaker 3: You can get a guy to like a getty spring
- 1:50:29Speaker 3: can get him in your car and you just drive
- 1:50:32Speaker 3: the battle.
- 1:50:32Speaker 1: Why don't we just go to the Alamo. That awesome?
- 1:50:35Speaker 1: That's that anybody.
- 1:50:36Speaker 3: I don't know much about Texas history because it was
- 1:50:40Speaker 3: always I don't know a whole lot.
- 1:50:42Speaker 1: I know a lot about it. Get it, get get tour,
- 1:50:45Speaker 1: we can go.
- 1:50:46Speaker 3: That's what we There had to be a battle, oh yeah,
- 1:50:49Speaker 3: but see it always felt like it was like light
- 1:50:51Speaker 3: cavalry and like skirmishes.
- 1:50:52Speaker 1: Well there's a lot of that too. The real thing
- 1:50:55Speaker 1: that changed was the pistol and they figured out like
- 1:50:57Speaker 1: a revolver. Because those dudes it must gets to not
- 1:51:00Speaker 1: stand a fucking chance. Fuck I miss all right, I
- 1:51:05Speaker 1: got fifteen minutes. This got jacked. The thing about the
- 1:51:10Speaker 1: Comanches too, is they were really good at riding horses
- 1:51:12Speaker 1: and shooting arrows off the horses, so they just run
- 1:51:14Speaker 1: right at them and shoot fill them up an arrow.
- 1:51:16Speaker 3: Think about that though, Like you see an Indian you go,
- 1:51:19Speaker 3: all right, well this has worked before out east. I
- 1:51:21Speaker 3: could just sit here and shoot at him. Guy's riding
- 1:51:24Speaker 3: on the side of his horse, shooting arrows at you
- 1:51:27Speaker 3: the body of his horse. He's doing tricks, and then
- 1:51:29Speaker 3: he's gonna eat my family. He's gonna do some weird shit.
- 1:51:33Speaker 1: They did some weird ship to people. Yeah, didjever reeed
- 1:51:36Speaker 1: Empire the summer? That bro incredible. The scene that they
- 1:51:39Speaker 1: describe where they chopped this guy's arms and legs off
- 1:51:43Speaker 1: and then threw him on the fire while he was
- 1:51:45Speaker 1: still alive to watch him squirm like you and he
- 1:51:50Speaker 1: is like, that's why they never surrendered. They didn't have
- 1:51:55Speaker 1: surrender and no their thought process. Now they're gonna die
- 1:51:59Speaker 1: or kill you. Yeah, one of the weirdest ship possible.
- 1:52:01Speaker 1: You got to die after that. Yeah, you can't tell,
- 1:52:03Speaker 1: all right, I'll just go to jail. And they were
- 1:52:05Speaker 1: doing that to other Native Americans too, by the way,
- 1:52:08Speaker 1: that that's what this was about. Like they would. Their
- 1:52:11Speaker 1: favorite thing was to go on raiding parties. Yo. He's
- 1:52:16Speaker 1: just trying to sleep, Yo, gotta cut your arms and
- 1:52:19Speaker 1: legs off. That's why you can't have that seapap. You
- 1:52:25Speaker 1: don't hate the full throttle. You ever see Hostiles? It's
- 1:52:32Speaker 1: Christian Bale. I don't think I did. You would love it.
- 1:52:36Speaker 1: I'm sure it fucking rules. I don't think I did
- 1:52:39Speaker 1: open What year was that front? Yeah? No, I definitely didn't.
- 1:52:42Speaker 3: Opening scene some comanches attacking uh settlers. It's fucking great.
- 1:52:48Speaker 1: Show me what the poster looks like. I've seen too
- 1:52:50Speaker 1: many movies, dude, my brain. Hostiles Rules does it? Yeah? No,
- 1:52:56Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I didn't see it. But about
- 1:52:59Speaker 1: Shallo is in that it's almost like there's too many
- 1:53:01Speaker 1: fucking movies and too many good ones slip. Oh no,
- 1:53:06Speaker 1: this is stuff from the beginning.
- 1:53:10Speaker 2: To get some visuals here, I can't really showed on
- 1:53:13Speaker 2: the screen. It's uh, they're getting.
- 1:53:17Speaker 1: Attacked, this guy going fuck it, they're gonna take the horses.
- 1:53:19Speaker 1: I'd rather die. Yeah, hm hmm, it looks familiar. It's great.
- 1:53:28Speaker 3: Maybe I did see it anyway, Yeah it was, but Uh,
- 1:53:31Speaker 3: you know what I'd like to see is the little
- 1:53:33Speaker 3: Big Horn never been up there?
- 1:53:35Speaker 1: Custer's Last Stand. Oh, that'd be a cool one. Where's that? Uh?
- 1:53:39Speaker 1: Dakota's South Dakota. I'm a dumba ass if I got
- 1:53:45Speaker 1: which one wrong. It's one of the Dakotas. Yeah, that's
- 1:53:49Speaker 1: gotta be weird to stand on the ground where all
- 1:53:51Speaker 1: those people died.
- 1:53:52Speaker 3: That's a good one because he was there to haunt them,
- 1:53:55Speaker 3: and he ended up running into like the biggest congregation
- 1:53:59Speaker 3: of Native Americans ever.
- 1:54:01Speaker 1: Yeah, African smoke, they all got together. Oh Montana, What
- 1:54:06Speaker 1: am I fucking idiot? Damn the middle of nowhere? Wow,
- 1:54:14Speaker 1: imagine the just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down,
- 1:54:20Speaker 1: and you're hunting them, you're on the attack, and you
- 1:54:22Speaker 1: go over the hill and you're like, oh shit, no,
- 1:54:29Speaker 1: what is this a reenact?
- 1:54:30Speaker 2: That's just where it is. That's what it looks like there.
- 1:54:32Speaker 1: They probably reenacted every year, just like the Civil War.
- 1:54:34Speaker 1: Dorks do I've been to those. I love. I go
- 1:54:38Speaker 1: to Getty's Ring, You go to Getty's Break and watch it.
- 1:54:41Speaker 1: It was so sick. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. A little
- 1:54:45Speaker 1: big one would be a sick one. I was watching
- 1:54:48Speaker 1: this dude. He had a truck, uh a YouTube video,
- 1:54:53Speaker 1: and he was doing like some upgrade to this truck
- 1:54:56Speaker 1: and he pointed the front license plate. He said, oh,
- 1:55:01Speaker 1: and here we got a Mississippi license plate. And I
- 1:55:03Speaker 1: was like, what is that? Have you seen the Mississippi
- 1:55:07Speaker 1: the Mississippi flag for the license? Was it just the
- 1:55:10Speaker 1: Confederate flag? Kind of have you seen the Mississippi flag?
- 1:55:15Speaker 1: Seem to find the Mississippi flat because he had Assissippi flag,
- 1:55:18Speaker 1: I fucked it up, but for his front license plate,
- 1:55:20Speaker 1: and I was like, wait a minute, Yeah, Mississippi held
- 1:55:22Speaker 1: it down for I think they might still yelling it
- 1:55:25Speaker 1: down I think.
- 1:55:27Speaker 2: A recent update, but I think that's what it used
- 1:55:30Speaker 2: to look like.
- 1:55:31Speaker 1: Okay, that's crazy. That is so wild, so sick. I
- 1:55:37Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, dude, it's fucking sick. Obviously. I
- 1:55:41Speaker 1: understand people having a problem with it. I get it.
- 1:55:44Speaker 1: I bet that changed crazy twenty twenty one. That's kind
- 1:55:47Speaker 1: of crazy that they kept that Confederate flag in there
- 1:55:49Speaker 1: for so long.
- 1:55:52Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty twenty, for nineteen ninety six to twenty twenty.
- 1:55:55Speaker 1: So that's what it was. So what is it currently
- 1:55:58Speaker 1: pre ninety six might have been current. Ah, they turned
- 1:56:02Speaker 1: into a flower. That's what it is currently. It's a flower.
- 1:56:08Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Well it wasn't for this dude in his truck.
- 1:56:17Speaker 1: That's the.
- 1:56:19Speaker 3: State flags back then were so sick. You could at
- 1:56:22Speaker 3: Getty Spreak. You can see all the like the battle
- 1:56:25Speaker 3: flags they had. South had some good ones, did they.
- 1:56:28Speaker 3: North typically stuck with the fucking American flag. But every
- 1:56:33Speaker 3: you know your state, it was all state pride. It
- 1:56:35Speaker 3: was fucking cool.
- 1:56:36Speaker 1: They all had fucking slogans. They would talk shit. It
- 1:56:39Speaker 1: was fucking awesome. It's so cool. Yeah, they're basically Europe
- 1:56:43Speaker 1: and they had reputed a bunch of countries.
- 1:56:48Speaker 2: Wow, I think what they're doing all the rest of
- 1:56:51Speaker 2: confeder monument stuff. That probably got right.
- 1:56:54Speaker 1: Also, Mississippi boys crazy. They imagine somebody still had a
- 1:56:58Speaker 1: swastika in their flag. They were just rocking that. What right,
- 1:57:03Speaker 1: Come on, it's just a part of its historical it's
- 1:57:07Speaker 1: German with German part of our thing.
- 1:57:10Speaker 3: Yeah, they had good ones, and you would like that
- 1:57:13Speaker 3: each group had like they had reputations like, uh, I
- 1:57:16Speaker 3: think it was the Iron Brigade. It was like these
- 1:57:18Speaker 3: Midwest freaks. So they were all like German and Norwegian.
- 1:57:22Speaker 3: They were all fucking huge, right, and like they were
- 1:57:25Speaker 3: big tall black hats to make them even taller, and
- 1:57:28Speaker 3: like the Confederate generals would see those black hats and
- 1:57:31Speaker 3: be like, fuck, get out of there. I don't know
- 1:57:33Speaker 3: if that well whatever they ruled fun there was the
- 1:57:37Speaker 3: Louisian Louisiana Tigers. They would fucking get you.
- 1:57:42Speaker 1: Imagine like dressing up like look at that phot Pull
- 1:57:45Speaker 1: that photo up again. You showed the earlier one, the
- 1:57:48Speaker 1: one where they're all like standing there with their suits on.
- 1:57:50Speaker 1: Imagine getting dressed up real nice to go kill people.
- 1:57:55Speaker 1: Look at that. That's so weird. No, I like, I'd
- 1:57:58Speaker 1: rather get killed by a guy fucking dressed up. Click
- 1:58:01Speaker 1: on the one in the upper right corner of the
- 1:58:02Speaker 1: left hand thumbnails upper are right there. Look at that dude.
- 1:58:07Speaker 1: That's a good guy. He could shoot me. But just imagine,
- 1:58:10Speaker 1: like this is how you're getting dressed up to go
- 1:58:12Speaker 1: to war. It's so weird looking with goofy.
- 1:58:16Speaker 2: Hat, full on post photo with like a fake background,
- 1:58:18Speaker 2: like you take.
- 1:58:19Speaker 1: A good point, show them the good point. You could
- 1:58:22Speaker 1: do that with like marines right in military dress right, No,
- 1:58:25Speaker 1: they would No, they didn't have to show them thoseves.
- 1:58:29Speaker 1: You didn't like their outfits, little gay boy outfits z
- 1:58:38Speaker 1: z O U V. I think, oh boy, swag dude? Whoa?
- 1:58:46Speaker 2: Where were they umber pants?
- 1:58:50Speaker 1: Where they were in the north? They were breaking? Uh
- 1:58:54Speaker 1: New York? No really? Yeah, hold this thought, I have
- 1:58:59Speaker 1: to pee. We're back. So who are these uh African
- 1:59:03Speaker 1: fellows from the they swaggerjacked the French North African? Oh
- 1:59:09Speaker 1: so the other guys were where though that swaggered? Where?
- 1:59:13Speaker 1: I think?
- 1:59:13Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:59:14Speaker 1: New York? I think I think the Irish brigade might
- 1:59:16Speaker 1: have tried. It could be wrong. Bro. When I first
- 1:59:19Speaker 1: saw gangs in New York, I was like, wait, this
- 1:59:21Speaker 1: happened too. Yeah what so these are the guys? Yeah,
- 1:59:28Speaker 1: it's good, good swag. Where do they live though? Uh?
- 1:59:34Speaker 3: I think if you look up Suabes American Civil War?
- 1:59:37Speaker 3: So these guys fought in the Civil War dress like that?
- 1:59:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow. Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of
- 1:59:46Speaker 1: dudes and everyone's dressing like bro, that was the drip.
- 1:59:52Speaker 1: That was the coolest group of dude. Look at these guys.
- 1:59:56Speaker 1: What's with the hats? That's a crazy look. So how
- 2:00:02Speaker 1: many of those were from the area where this is Chicago?
- 2:00:07Speaker 2: First one, huh.
- 2:00:09Speaker 1: He formed the first American company inspired by North African
- 2:00:12Speaker 1: light infantry known as the Zuaves that had won distinction
- 2:00:16Speaker 1: in both Algeria and Crimea bro that part of the world.
- 2:00:24Speaker 1: That's one of the things about Like when Russian fighters
- 2:00:27Speaker 1: fight in the UFC, I always have to like, I
- 2:00:30Speaker 1: got my little calculations, Like this guy he can like
- 2:00:34Speaker 1: he's from where he's from, Chechnya, Well he's gonna win. Well,
- 2:00:40Speaker 1: he's probably gonna fuck this guy out.
- 2:00:42Speaker 2: Check out what the description is here?
- 2:00:44Speaker 1: A fellow who can pull up one hundred and ten
- 2:00:47Speaker 1: pound dumbbell, who can climb up an eighty foot rope
- 2:00:51Speaker 1: hand over hand with a barrel flower hanging to his heels,
- 2:00:55Speaker 1: hanging to his heels, I don't know what that means.
- 2:00:57Speaker 1: Who can jump seventeen feet four inches high without a
- 2:01:01Speaker 1: springboard seventy feet? Who can who can tie his legs
- 2:01:08Speaker 1: in a double bone knot round his neck without previously
- 2:01:12Speaker 1: softening his shim bones in a steam bath? What? Who
- 2:01:16Speaker 1: can take a five shooting revolver in each hand and
- 2:01:19Speaker 1: knock the spots off the ten of diamonds at eighty paces,
- 2:01:24Speaker 1: turning somersaults all the time and firing every shot in
- 2:01:27Speaker 1: the air. That's a suave all right? Whose quote is this?
- 2:01:31Speaker 1: That's a silly quote? Drunk? He was gay for the
- 2:01:39Speaker 1: fake a deal. This guy guy shooting cards.
- 2:01:44Speaker 2: It's supposed to be exaggeration.
- 2:01:46Speaker 1: Of course, nobody could do that. At first, I was
- 2:01:52Speaker 1: with you. He said he shot the spades at eighty yards?
- 2:01:57Speaker 1: What do you say? Eighty paces?
- 2:01:59Speaker 2: Americans were going nuts over the new kind of fighting force.
- 2:02:02Speaker 1: Eighty paces is kind of crazy. How far paces? What
- 2:02:06Speaker 1: does that mean when they say eighty paces? Got it right,
- 2:02:09Speaker 1: New York. I feel good about that. So it's just
- 2:02:12Speaker 1: like if you just a full step, I guess, but
- 2:02:14Speaker 1: it's everybody's step is longer or shorter. True. So what
- 2:02:19Speaker 1: is it like? You're fighting a card with a fucking
- 2:02:23Speaker 1: musket at eighty yards? You know, retarded?
- 2:02:25Speaker 3: That is, if you're doing a draw or the duel
- 2:02:27Speaker 3: against the short guy. Your fuck, he's going to hit
- 2:02:29Speaker 3: ten paces, shot in the back.
- 2:02:32Speaker 1: I think everybody has account is ready aim fired ten paces.
- 2:02:40Speaker 2: This is the this is the first guy. It also
- 2:02:41Speaker 2: says he was the first Union officer to die in combat.
- 2:02:45Speaker 1: He's a dork. He was trying to wear cool clothes.
- 2:02:49Speaker 1: He got shot.
- 2:02:50Speaker 2: Yeah, My first thought is, how did the How would
- 2:02:52Speaker 2: a law student in Chicago have read about these guys
- 2:02:54Speaker 2: fighting and you know in Africa it was a dark
- 2:02:57Speaker 2: red a newspaper article.
- 2:02:58Speaker 1: Yeah, way too into looking good and not really thinking
- 2:03:02Speaker 1: about the war part of it, you know. And then
- 2:03:04Speaker 1: all of a sudden, first Manassas comes around. We're gonna
- 2:03:08Speaker 1: whip them. Watch out they have guns too. Yeah.
- 2:03:13Speaker 3: There's some good last quotes from Gettysburg from just the
- 2:03:17Speaker 3: Civil War. They're hilarious because it's guys talking like that
- 2:03:20Speaker 3: back Like I just remember one from Gettysburg where a
- 2:03:23Speaker 3: guy's last quote was like, what are you guys ducking for?
- 2:03:25Speaker 1: They couldn't hit an elephant from that distance? They get
- 2:03:27Speaker 1: shot in the head. Who said that to?
- 2:03:30Speaker 3: Uh?
- 2:03:30Speaker 1: He said, transcribers.
- 2:03:32Speaker 3: All of his boys, all of his boys were ducking
- 2:03:35Speaker 3: hiding mind rocks, And he was like, what do you guys, pussies?
- 2:03:37Speaker 1: They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance? Oh ye
- 2:03:41Speaker 1: popped in the head. It's a tough last one. Yeah,
- 2:03:44Speaker 1: you want your last words to be cool? How accurate
- 2:03:47Speaker 1: were those rifles? Even like the rifles that they used.
- 2:03:51Speaker 1: So they used ball, they use they.
- 2:03:54Speaker 3: Started getting rifling, real bullets. So Gettysburg was sixty three,
- 2:03:59Speaker 3: so by then there definitely.
- 2:04:01Speaker 1: Right, because the Comanche when they were fighting the Comanche
- 2:04:05Speaker 1: that they had already introduced the cult. I think in
- 2:04:09Speaker 1: like eighteen fifty, when did Colt invent the revolver. Oh
- 2:04:15Speaker 1: here it goes, I feel like officers years. So eighteen
- 2:04:19Speaker 1: sixty one is it says model eighteen sixty one. That's
- 2:04:24Speaker 1: a rifled musket. Eighteen fifty five, that's another rifled musket.
- 2:04:31Speaker 1: It says rifle. Okay, it doesn't say rifled musket. It
- 2:04:34Speaker 1: says rifle, but it has a flint lock like the
- 2:04:37Speaker 1: whole thing. It looks the same. But then Colt Navy revolver.
- 2:04:40Speaker 1: It doesn't say what year. Oh, it says weapons of
- 2:04:44Speaker 1: the Civil War.
- 2:04:45Speaker 3: So they had revolvers at least, okay, yeah, at least
- 2:04:49Speaker 3: the officers did.
- 2:04:50Speaker 1: And then the cavalry had those carbines. And yeah, scroll
- 2:04:54Speaker 1: back up again to that image, the one that you
- 2:04:57Speaker 1: just showed. Oh okay, so those bottom ones they look
- 2:05:02Speaker 1: like actual rifles. That looks like like a long pistol. Right,
- 2:05:08Speaker 1: So I bet they had a bullet. Right, those aren't muskets.
- 2:05:13Speaker 2: Right top this mini thing.
- 2:05:15Speaker 1: Hmmm, interesting, But they definitely had like it seems like
- 2:05:22Speaker 1: they had pistols. The South definitely had some guys with
- 2:05:24Speaker 1: some muskets coming out. So what year did Colt invent
- 2:05:27Speaker 1: the pistol? Because I think they started using them. The
- 2:05:30Speaker 1: Texas Rangers started using them first before the military even
- 2:05:34Speaker 1: used them. That was the story in part of the
- 2:05:36Speaker 1: Summer Mound, right, which is crazy that someone wouldn't want
- 2:05:42Speaker 1: to buy something that can shoot five rounds thirty six
- 2:05:45Speaker 1: damn wow, eighteen thirty six. The revolver eighteen thirty one.
- 2:05:51Speaker 1: He invented the first practical revolver in eighteen thirty one,
- 2:05:54Speaker 1: received a US patent for the revolving cylinder design on
- 2:05:58Speaker 1: February twenty fifth, eighteen thirty seve So in eighteen thirty one,
- 2:06:01Speaker 1: this motherfucker invented it. Eighteen thirty six, he gets the patent,
- 2:06:05Speaker 1: and nobody wanted it, Like, we don't want it. We
- 2:06:08Speaker 1: don't want to pay for your fucking crazy revolver. Oh
- 2:06:11Speaker 1: you can stab with that. I'm an old school musket guy. Yeah,
- 2:06:16Speaker 1: you know, I want to take ten minutes. This guy
- 2:06:19Speaker 1: shut these guys that are like old school and everything
- 2:06:22Speaker 1: there's going to be away. Those guys that are old
- 2:06:24Speaker 1: school musket guys. Look at that thing. Wow, what is
- 2:06:27Speaker 1: that little thing on the side? Is that the gunpowder?
- 2:06:32Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense? Like, how did that work that
- 2:06:36Speaker 1: they do have? Like when did they invent bullets?
- 2:06:38Speaker 2: I had to put I think carts take their own bullets, Like.
- 2:06:41Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, they had to make their own bullets.
- 2:06:43Speaker 1: That's crazy, of course. Yeah, you ran out, so you
- 2:06:47Speaker 1: probably have the cartridges. You pack all your bullshit in there,
- 2:06:50Speaker 1: and you got your little fake top. I bet they sucked.
- 2:06:53Speaker 1: I bet they half the time. They didn't go off, right.
- 2:06:56Speaker 2: Yeah, they had the gun before they had themo invented,
- 2:06:59Speaker 2: right m maybe.
- 2:07:00Speaker 1: Yeah, probably yeah, because right, how would you even have
- 2:07:04Speaker 1: I bet the first one they had handmade Ammo? When
- 2:07:07Speaker 1: did they start mass producing Ammo? We could just go
- 2:07:09Speaker 1: buy Ammo.
- 2:07:10Speaker 2: I think that would be work World War One, No, slightly,
- 2:07:14Speaker 2: I've actually just read about this. I mean a little
- 2:07:16Speaker 2: bit before.
- 2:07:17Speaker 1: American Civil War they would have mass produced AMMO some.
- 2:07:19Speaker 2: But we didn't have giant factories back then. They started
- 2:07:22Speaker 2: converting factories to do stuff. Wow, And then Big War comes,
- 2:07:28Speaker 2: you may start making money off it.
- 2:07:31Speaker 1: So that's a problem that, like manufacturing goes big up.
- 2:07:34Speaker 1: When it's a nice, fat war, people get real excited
- 2:07:37Speaker 1: a lot of jobs. It's like, don't get addicted to that.
- 2:07:42Speaker 1: Maybe we did, Oh, we definitely did. I mean imagine,
- 2:07:46Speaker 1: like growing up in the fifties, the kind of patriotism
- 2:07:48Speaker 1: people must have had after winning World War Two. You'd
- 2:07:50Speaker 1: feel so dude, it'd be so sick. It wouldn't be incredible,
- 2:07:53Speaker 1: be awesome. It must have been amazing. We were fucking Americans.
- 2:07:57Speaker 1: We saved the world. That was the narrative, and then
- 2:08:00Speaker 1: Vietnam fucked it all up and people couldn't believe it.
- 2:08:04Speaker 1: I thought we were the good guys. We went to
- 2:08:06Speaker 1: the good wars just makes you wonder how many times
- 2:08:10Speaker 1: have we been tricked? Like, how many times have people
- 2:08:13Speaker 1: been tricked? Don't get into that a lot. Don't get
- 2:08:18Speaker 1: into that thought process.
- 2:08:22Speaker 2: What's that Jamie celebrations of victory Day?
- 2:08:25Speaker 1: Yeah, look at all these people holding up signs and
- 2:08:28Speaker 1: say peace. Everybody's so happy they know they get to live.
- 2:08:32Speaker 1: You only get that happy when you think you were
- 2:08:34Speaker 1: gonna die if there was no war. And these people
- 2:08:37Speaker 1: just said, let's have a celebration for being an American
- 2:08:40Speaker 1: black guy dead center. That's nice.
- 2:08:42Speaker 2: How do you get everybody to look at the camera.
- 2:08:46Speaker 1: One black dude dead center? That some guy had a bullhorn?
- 2:08:49Speaker 1: Everyone please, Yeah, there's definitely one camera take it. That
- 2:08:54Speaker 1: might be AI. It seems like there's too many people.
- 2:08:58Speaker 1: I believe that pictures. It's like Times Square and yeah
- 2:09:01Speaker 1: that's a cover and it looks good. That's a album
- 2:09:06Speaker 1: here too.
- 2:09:06Speaker 2: I mean maybe maybe not, but it's just I guess
- 2:09:10Speaker 2: if you see one camera wants to be in the picture.
- 2:09:11Speaker 1: But yeah, what is that? Come on, son? There were
- 2:09:16Speaker 1: like four cameras. They were probably like holy ship of
- 2:09:18Speaker 1: cameras here.
- 2:09:19Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, everybody look up here and back then
- 2:09:25Speaker 3: everyone was taking orders. Also, it might be a I no,
- 2:09:27Speaker 3: those are real.
- 2:09:29Speaker 1: I believe this. It might be a simulation. Can you
- 2:09:34Speaker 1: imagine being there though? What a party? I bet everybody
- 2:09:36Speaker 1: just fucked everybody. They probably went crazy for like days,
- 2:09:40Speaker 1: just drinking and getting your Then that hangover hits you.
- 2:09:45Speaker 1: Fuck back to the bar. I gotta go to work crazy.
- 2:09:50Speaker 3: Yeah, all that PTSD. Those guys just got you know,
- 2:09:54Speaker 3: coming home a couple of beers. Oh yeah, Oh, yeah,
- 2:10:00Speaker 3: liberating a camp, seeing.
- 2:10:01Speaker 1: All that going trench warfare. Yeah, world War one bombers.
- 2:10:06Speaker 1: How about what those people coming back from watching their
- 2:10:08Speaker 1: buddies getting eaten by wolves over in for some reason.
- 2:10:14Speaker 1: You're in Europe, some reason, Germany. He got flown in
- 2:10:22Speaker 1: for some reason world War one. Yeah. For the record, well,
- 2:10:25Speaker 1: the craziest thing in World War One. It was a
- 2:10:28Speaker 1: lot of crazy things. But the Fritz Harbor story that
- 2:10:31Speaker 1: Fritz Habber is the guy that invented zyklon B. Right,
- 2:10:34Speaker 1: So he invented zyklon A. He was the first inventor
- 2:10:38Speaker 1: of it. But he invented it as a pesticide and
- 2:10:42Speaker 1: it had a very distinct odor, and then zyklon B
- 2:10:45Speaker 1: they removed that odor. He also invented gas. He invented
- 2:10:51Speaker 1: He invented a bunch of shit. One of the things
- 2:10:52Speaker 1: he invented is a way to get nitrogen out of
- 2:10:55Speaker 1: the atmosphere. It's called the Harbor method. And to this day,
- 2:10:58Speaker 1: like fifty percent of the nitrogen in people's bodies and
- 2:11:00Speaker 1: a lot of places in the world is through the
- 2:11:02Speaker 1: Harbor method. So that that revolutionized fertilizer, so you can
- 2:11:06Speaker 1: get nitrogen from the air. He figured this out at
- 2:11:09Speaker 1: the same time, he was using gas to bound to
- 2:11:13Speaker 1: fucking kill the Allied troops with giant fans. So at
- 2:11:16Speaker 1: the same time he was up for a Nobel Prize.
- 2:11:18Speaker 1: He was also wanted for war crimes, and he was Jewish.
- 2:11:23Speaker 1: So eventually the guy whewish yes, And eventually he had
- 2:11:27Speaker 1: a fleet. Talk about your all time ban. They kept
- 2:11:30Speaker 1: him around for a while. They tried because he was
- 2:11:33Speaker 1: so valuable because he came up with the gash. Yeah,
- 2:11:37Speaker 1: and then eventually he had a fleet. They didn't kill him,
- 2:11:40Speaker 1: but they let him flee the country and he died
- 2:11:42Speaker 1: on the road. He died like in transit. He hit
- 2:11:45Speaker 1: a bad horror believe. Oh, it's a terrible story, dude,
- 2:11:49Speaker 1: there's worse to it. His wife committed suicide in front
- 2:11:52Speaker 1: of him, and he left anyway to go to the
- 2:11:54Speaker 1: front lines. And he left his like thirteen year old
- 2:11:57Speaker 1: son with her as she was dying. Yeah, she shot
- 2:12:01Speaker 1: herself in front of them, and he was like, fuck it,
- 2:12:04Speaker 1: I'm going to well, I'm going to the front line.
- 2:12:05Speaker 1: He's probably gonna kills It's a crazy story, damn crazy story.
- 2:12:11Speaker 1: It's a good movie, yeah, but imagine like you've invented
- 2:12:14Speaker 1: this thing that unquestionably helped so many human beings. You
- 2:12:18Speaker 1: figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere and
- 2:12:21Speaker 1: you could use it as industrial fertilizer. How much food
- 2:12:23Speaker 1: was growing, how many people were fed, how many how
- 2:12:25Speaker 1: many starving people were prevented because of this guy's method. Yeah,
- 2:12:29Speaker 1: at the same time he figured out you could just
- 2:12:31Speaker 1: gas people, just sending poison through the air and everybody
- 2:12:37Speaker 1: down wind, dead men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs.
- 2:12:43Speaker 1: Fuck you, it's a cloud of poison with giant fans
- 2:12:48Speaker 1: wa just blowing poison towards you. Fuck. But I mean,
- 2:12:55Speaker 1: you know, why is it better to shoot people? Why
- 2:12:57Speaker 1: is it better? What wehm? No, it's way better the gas.
- 2:13:02Speaker 1: No shooting people. Yes, well, these stories of getting fucking
- 2:13:05Speaker 1: gassed the nicest one. Those are the worst things I've
- 2:13:07Speaker 1: ever heard. Is a big nuke, that's the nicest. He
- 2:13:10Speaker 1: just goes buss. You're on the slight slight outskirts. Then
- 2:13:14Speaker 1: you're getting burned.
- 2:13:16Speaker 5: You know.
- 2:13:17Speaker 1: The craziest thing that anybody said to me on the
- 2:13:18Speaker 1: podcast recently, this dude was talking. We were talking about UFOs,
- 2:13:23Speaker 1: and one of the things that he said was that
- 2:13:27Speaker 1: one of the ways that they had described one of
- 2:13:29Speaker 1: the things that they're working on that they thought was
- 2:13:32Speaker 1: a back engineered craft. The way they described it as
- 2:13:36Speaker 1: a simultaneous nuclear payload delivery system, meaning that the moment
- 2:13:44Speaker 1: you want it or instantaneous, instantaneous, instantaneously, like it literally
- 2:13:49Speaker 1: shows up wherever you want it to be and delivers
- 2:13:52Speaker 1: the nuclear bomb like there's no delay, there's nothing, because
- 2:13:57Speaker 1: it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion system
- 2:14:00Speaker 1: that bends space around it and rockets it towards whatever
- 2:14:04Speaker 1: that point in time or the point on the map
- 2:14:06Speaker 1: you want it to be instantaneously. Imagine if the fucking
- 2:14:10Speaker 1: this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed is
- 2:14:12Speaker 1: because we gave they came here, they dropped off some UFOs.
- 2:14:17Speaker 1: They said, hey, guys, figure this out. This is how
- 2:14:19Speaker 1: we travel. And we said, wouldn't be cool to just
- 2:14:22Speaker 1: use people instantly? And we did gun on this thing.
- 2:14:26Speaker 1: And that's how they described it, instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system.
- 2:14:31Speaker 1: And I was like, that might be the most terrifying
- 2:14:33Speaker 1: thing that any because what kind of fucking sociopaths are
- 2:14:36Speaker 1: in control of the UFO program If the first thing
- 2:14:40Speaker 1: they do with it is figured out how to make
- 2:14:42Speaker 1: a nuke go instantly anywhere you want to. All the
- 2:14:47Speaker 1: UFO shits start. It all started after the forty seven.
- 2:14:52Speaker 1: That's straight to fucking put a nuke on this thing.
- 2:14:55Speaker 1: Ye all they were thinking about, That's all they're thinking about.
- 2:14:58Speaker 1: It's the only thing they're thinking about. Taking this out.
- 2:15:01Speaker 1: We're putting a fucking new way kill everybody. Yeah, they
- 2:15:03Speaker 1: mean they just had to drop them out of propeller
- 2:15:06Speaker 1: planes two years ago. Think of that. So they go
- 2:15:09Speaker 1: from one dropping it out of a fucking giant propeller
- 2:15:14Speaker 1: plane to two years later, supposedly this thing crashes and
- 2:15:17Speaker 1: they're back engineering it and like really quickly inventing the transistor.
- 2:15:22Speaker 1: Weird scientific providence to it. And then the other weird
- 2:15:25Speaker 1: thing was fiber optics. There's a lot a lot of
- 2:15:27Speaker 1: weird stuff after Roswell, what of weird inventions?
- 2:15:30Speaker 3: I will say, though Devil's advocates forty seven forty eight,
- 2:15:35Speaker 3: that's like the whole the whole country is inventing things
- 2:15:38Speaker 3: for war for war.
- 2:15:40Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're inventing. We're trying our hardest to invent
- 2:15:43Speaker 1: this shit. There's just a weird story behind the transistor.
- 2:15:46Speaker 1: What's that. Yeah, well you can find it, Jamie. We
- 2:15:49Speaker 1: brought it up the other day. It is odd when
- 2:15:50Speaker 1: you read it because it's it's the way to create it.
- 2:15:55Speaker 1: It's such a crazy invention, the way to create it.
- 2:15:57Speaker 1: And then there's like this dispute between the guy who
- 2:16:00Speaker 1: was given credit for inventing it and these other guys
- 2:16:03Speaker 1: that were scientists. And the guy's a fucking boso, like
- 2:16:05Speaker 1: there's no one why why did he get the credit
- 2:16:08Speaker 1: for that? And it's more likely it was something that
- 2:16:12Speaker 1: they got from somewhere. It's like there's a weird leap
- 2:16:16Speaker 1: between what they were thinking of doing and what this is.
- 2:16:19Speaker 1: I'm butchering it until we get quote.
- 2:16:21Speaker 3: I bet back then you could just if somebody was
- 2:16:23Speaker 3: a scientist and invented something, you go, yeah, well, they
- 2:16:26Speaker 3: just can't believe I invented it.
- 2:16:28Speaker 1: Guy at wow, Bro, that's terrifying. That's terrifying. It's the
- 2:16:33Speaker 1: same guy as the brown shooting. Is it is that
- 2:16:36Speaker 1: what they're saying, how convenient is he dead already? How convenient?
- 2:16:42Speaker 1: How convenient? I could be wrong on that, Jamie.
- 2:16:45Speaker 3: I know you're looking at all true, But didn't they
- 2:16:48Speaker 3: say the Portuguese guy who was a physicist who did
- 2:16:51Speaker 3: the Brown shooting.
- 2:16:53Speaker 1: The guy who did the Brown shooting was a physicist. Yes,
- 2:16:56Speaker 1: they know this for sure. I think so. Again, this
- 2:16:59Speaker 1: is the same guy. What Okay, Brown University shooting live updates.
- 2:17:06Speaker 1: Suspect in Brown and MIT shootings found dead as motive
- 2:17:10Speaker 1: remains unclear. Holy suspect had two hundred rounds laser sites. Okay,
- 2:17:26Speaker 1: So this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting
- 2:17:30Speaker 1: and the MI two shooting. So he's the suspect in
- 2:17:34Speaker 1: both shootings. Forty eight year old Portuguese. Now, so he
- 2:17:39Speaker 1: goes there and he shoots this guy that's a fusion
- 2:17:41Speaker 1: scientist that's working on crazy shit and is talking about
- 2:17:45Speaker 1: See if you can find the thing where he was
- 2:17:47Speaker 1: talking about We played it right where he was talking
- 2:17:50Speaker 1: about the poles, the electromagnetic poles, the North and South pole,
- 2:17:55Speaker 1: that they have to switch and if they don't switch,
- 2:17:57Speaker 1: we lose our electromagnetics fee that's protecting us. I don't
- 2:18:03Speaker 1: believe it. Magnetosphere. I don't believe it. You don't believe
- 2:18:06Speaker 1: it too crazy? Yeah, fuck it, there's no way, dude.
- 2:18:10Speaker 1: But if this guy's in college football, I get it.
- 2:18:13Speaker 1: I don't I have no killed this guy though. Guy,
- 2:18:17Speaker 1: but if this guy invented some or was onto some
- 2:18:21Speaker 1: technology that could revolutionize power, if you really did find
- 2:18:26Speaker 1: like cold future, Yeah, yeah, those guys are killed. That's
- 2:18:28Speaker 1: I mean when you assume when when a super brainiac
- 2:18:32Speaker 1: nerd dude gets killed. Yeah, and he's involved in some
- 2:18:35Speaker 1: fusion project. Absolutely, and then twenty four hours later Trump
- 2:18:39Speaker 1: True Social Like merges with a fusion power company. Did
- 2:18:45Speaker 1: that happen? Yeah? Oh Jesus Christ is serious. Yes, yeah,
- 2:18:52Speaker 1: pull that story up. I'm thinking about college football playoffs.
- 2:18:57Speaker 1: I'm thinking about Jake Paul and Anthony Josh. That'll be fun.
- 2:19:00Speaker 1: True Social Parent to merge with nuclear fusion firm and
- 2:19:03Speaker 1: six billion dollar deal. By the way, it could be
- 2:19:05Speaker 1: totally unrelated. What a coincidence? Or Trump Media and Technology Group,
- 2:19:11Speaker 1: the social media and crypto company part owned by President Trump,
- 2:19:14Speaker 1: said it would help develop a utility scale fusion power plant.
- 2:19:20Speaker 3: I was said, you know what that Portuguese fellow should
- 2:19:22Speaker 3: have done is waited till he should have get If
- 2:19:24Speaker 3: he was a real Portuguese man, he would have waited
- 2:19:26Speaker 3: to see Christiano Ronaldo one more time. He should have
- 2:19:30Speaker 3: waited till after the summer to shoot this fuck.
- 2:19:32Speaker 1: Here's a shoot. Here's a very stupid question, but a
- 2:19:35Speaker 1: valid one. What's the difference in fusion and fission? Do
- 2:19:38Speaker 1: we currently use fission? Correct? So what they do is
- 2:19:41Speaker 1: fusion what we don't use? Which which is a stupid question,
- 2:19:45Speaker 1: That's an insanely smart question because cold fusion is the
- 2:19:49Speaker 1: holy grail. Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear
- 2:19:53Speaker 1: processes to release energy by altering atomic nuclei, but they
- 2:19:57Speaker 1: operate in opposite ways. Fission splits heavy out of like uranium,
- 2:20:01Speaker 1: while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes. Okay, so
- 2:20:07Speaker 1: is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? Put that in there, JMO,
- 2:20:12Speaker 1: bring up T J. Ducket highlights, Just fight out please.
- 2:20:16Speaker 1: Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? It's fission hydrogen bomb,
- 2:20:21Speaker 1: but it says it combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes. Infusion,
- 2:20:28Speaker 1: different process. Okay, so cold fusion is something that they're
- 2:20:34Speaker 1: all searching for. Oh, the fuel is uranium and plutonium.
- 2:20:39Speaker 1: Key differences, Bob, here we go. Fusion, Yeah, so it is,
- 2:20:59Speaker 1: but the trigger, oh it uses how weird? It's known
- 2:21:03Speaker 1: as a thermonuclear bomb primarily relies on nuclear fusion for
- 2:21:07Speaker 1: its immense destructive power, but it uses nuclear fission as
- 2:21:11Speaker 1: the initial trigger. Okay, so fission is the trigger. Yeah.
- 2:21:16Speaker 2: I think that's what the whole movie they're figuring out
- 2:21:19Speaker 2: in that Oppenheimer movie, like the uranium splitting, And once
- 2:21:23Speaker 2: they figured one out, then they know that's what I
- 2:21:25Speaker 2: cut out of it.
- 2:21:26Speaker 1: Bro. And the bombs they make now make these the
- 2:21:29Speaker 1: ones they made back then look like little baby bombs. Yeah,
- 2:21:33Speaker 1: sar BOMBA, there you go, atomic bomb.
- 2:21:36Speaker 2: This fission only hydrogen is thermonuclear, so I think it's
- 2:21:42Speaker 2: mega tons versus kilotons.
- 2:21:44Speaker 1: This is good.
- 2:21:45Speaker 3: I'm gonna crack someone when the bomb goes off. We're
- 2:21:48Speaker 3: getting new because I'm gonna go. Actually, hold on, that
- 2:21:52Speaker 3: looks like fission to me. Are you gonna try to
- 2:21:54Speaker 3: work one off? If the bomb's coming?
- 2:21:57Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds?
- 2:21:57Speaker 3: I didn't think I was that still, based on fucking
- 2:22:02Speaker 3: my experience with Ken Burns, I might be that guy.
- 2:22:05Speaker 3: I don't think I've never been scared him.
- 2:22:06Speaker 1: And like, there's no sin in that. You're gonna go,
- 2:22:09Speaker 1: You're gonna go, There's no sin in that. It is
- 2:22:12Speaker 1: what it is. I think that's a sin. I think
- 2:22:15Speaker 1: you don't want to sin, right, don't believe it? Right
- 2:22:17Speaker 1: at the buzzer, I don't believe it. There's a bunch
- 2:22:18Speaker 1: of sins. I think people made up jacking out. How
- 2:22:21Speaker 1: about wearing two different types of cloth? Well, I would
- 2:22:25Speaker 1: never it's supposed to do. That's crazy, that's crazy that
- 2:22:28Speaker 1: you sin if you do that. If you want to
- 2:22:30Speaker 1: go old school, you're sinning if you do that. We
- 2:22:33Speaker 1: all know there's a difference. You have a conscience, right,
- 2:22:37Speaker 1: you know the jack off conscience. You know what a
- 2:22:39Speaker 1: sin is, right, depends what you jacked off to.
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- 2:24:23Speaker 2: searchable or produce unreliable search results, So you gotta dig yourself.
- 2:24:27Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just gonna have to wait. We're gonna have
- 2:24:29Speaker 3: to wait to fit for the super nerds. Yeah, let's
- 2:24:31Speaker 3: get in there.
- 2:24:32Speaker 1: Through that, get in there and go to work. The
- 2:24:33Speaker 1: guy's not watching Alabama, Oklahoma or Jake Paul Anthony Joshua's
- 2:24:38Speaker 1: can be incredible.
- 2:24:38Speaker 3: What do you think is gonna happened? I think if
- 2:24:43Speaker 3: Joshua tries his artist, just a Jabb will win. A
- 2:24:47Speaker 3: Jab is gonna win the fight. He's gonna it's gonna
- 2:24:49Speaker 3: be just he's so much taller and bigger, and he's
- 2:24:54Speaker 3: better at boxing.
- 2:24:56Speaker 1: It's just crazy that he wanted to do it, that
- 2:24:58Speaker 1: Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua. I wonder how
- 2:25:02Speaker 1: much Jake got. Oh, this must be getting an extraordinary
- 2:25:05Speaker 1: amount of money for this, because everyone's going to watch. Yeah,
- 2:25:09Speaker 1: whether you're a you know, a know it all boxing
- 2:25:12Speaker 1: expert type, fake guy like me or someone else. Now
- 2:25:15Speaker 1: you know your box I know a little therese guys
- 2:25:17Speaker 1: are real boxing experts. But at the point is everyone's
- 2:25:20Speaker 1: gonna watch it, even the casuals. Everyone's gonna watch to
- 2:25:23Speaker 1: watch it because it's nuts. It's a nutty idea. Yeah,
- 2:25:26Speaker 1: like Gervante David is not the best idea. Gervante's small.
- 2:25:30Speaker 1: He fights at one thirty five. That's crazy. You can't
- 2:25:33Speaker 1: be bigger than the guy. But when the guy's way
- 2:25:35Speaker 1: bigger than you, now I'm interested, Like, okay, for sure,
- 2:25:37Speaker 1: Gavante would fuck him up. It depends what. I don't
- 2:25:41Speaker 1: know how much. How big Jake is. He's big, he's
- 2:25:44Speaker 1: way two sixteen and he's solid as a rock. And
- 2:25:47Speaker 1: Gervonte fights one thirty five. That's way bigger. Yeah, that's
- 2:25:49Speaker 1: way bigger. Yeah, there's a lot of like you can
- 2:25:53Speaker 1: only skill is awesome, but it only goes so far
- 2:25:57Speaker 1: when someone's that huge. Yeah, you know, yeah, just like
- 2:26:01Speaker 1: probably could fuck him up because he's really fucking good.
- 2:26:05Speaker 1: I heard there's him knocking down and gone, that's what happened.
- 2:26:08Speaker 1: That would that's me? And you look at this Joshua, Yeah,
- 2:26:12Speaker 1: that's you. God, dude, you do not want to get
- 2:26:15Speaker 1: popped by this guy. He's so big, he's and he's
- 2:26:20Speaker 1: been knocking people out forever.
- 2:26:21Speaker 3: Man, wouldn't you think any top heavyweight would knock out
- 2:26:27Speaker 3: Jake Paul?
- 2:26:27Speaker 1: Well, these guys he said, like openly he doesn't want
- 2:26:30Speaker 1: to fight, Like he doesn't want to fight David Benavitez.
- 2:26:32Speaker 1: He's like, fuck that, Yeah, I don't want to fight
- 2:26:34Speaker 1: that guy. But he thinks Joshua was. I don't get it, man,
- 2:26:38Speaker 1: Benavitez is fucking terrifying. Make no mistake of Ruiz. You
- 2:26:41Speaker 1: could have got You could have got Ruiz out there,
- 2:26:44Speaker 1: which isn't it the chubby guy oh Andy, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 2:26:49Speaker 1: yeah yeah, could have got him out. But he might
- 2:26:54Speaker 1: not have taken it easy. I think there's yeah, and
- 2:26:57Speaker 1: he was trying to find a guy who's gonna take
- 2:26:59Speaker 1: it easy. You think John was gonna take it easy.
- 2:27:02Speaker 3: Well, that's what I was saying about the speech he gave.
- 2:27:04Speaker 3: I don't I don't know. That seems like a wild card.
- 2:27:07Speaker 1: That was a crazy speech. It seems like a guy
- 2:27:09Speaker 1: i'd never heard that speech up to do whatever. I
- 2:27:11Speaker 1: can't believe that. I never saw that until no, no,
- 2:27:14Speaker 1: don't make it it.
- 2:27:17Speaker 2: Parades.
- 2:27:18Speaker 1: It got weird, dude.
- 2:27:18Speaker 3: I was watching it because I like Anthony Joshua, and
- 2:27:21Speaker 3: I was watching it, going, this is fucking crazy.
- 2:27:24Speaker 1: Well, when out boxes you like that. He's a smaller
- 2:27:28Speaker 1: guy and he out boxes you two fights in a row,
- 2:27:30Speaker 1: like it really batters you a little bit, at least
- 2:27:33Speaker 1: in one of them. There were some moments in like
- 2:27:36Speaker 1: the last round where he was just getting boxed up.
- 2:27:38Speaker 1: Man Usic's so good, he's so slick. That guy's thirty
- 2:27:44Speaker 1: eight post fight though, I'll give anyone. You can say anything,
- 2:27:50Speaker 1: like I remember when like remember when McGregor broke his leg. Yeah,
- 2:27:54Speaker 1: and everyone was like, I can't believe he's saying all this.
- 2:27:56Speaker 1: It's like, dude, right, he was in a fight twenty
- 2:27:58Speaker 1: seconds ago. He's to be saying crazy shit and his
- 2:28:02Speaker 1: leg's broken and he just he's in terrible pain. Yeah,
- 2:28:06Speaker 1: Like I don't know, post fight interview is like they're
- 2:28:08Speaker 1: gonna say wild shit. They were just in a fight. Yeah.
- 2:28:11Speaker 1: If there's ever a time where someone should have pulled
- 2:28:14Speaker 1: out of a fight, it's that one. Oh his leg
- 2:28:17Speaker 1: was his leg was fucked up before that fight. They
- 2:28:19Speaker 1: knew it. They had done MRIs on it, and shit,
- 2:28:22Speaker 1: they didn't know what it was. You know, it was
- 2:28:23Speaker 1: probably like a deep bone bruise. But then the next
- 2:28:26Speaker 1: impact I snapped it. Maybe he had a hairline fracture.
- 2:28:29Speaker 1: It wasn't a chick compromised. It wasn't much, man, it
- 2:28:32Speaker 1: wasn't much. It wasn't much when you consider all the
- 2:28:34Speaker 1: times that it's weird, because sometimes it doesn't take much.
- 2:28:38Speaker 1: It's just it hits the kneecap the right way, or
- 2:28:40Speaker 1: the shin at the high spot like the top of
- 2:28:43Speaker 1: the shin up here, it's so hard to break and
- 2:28:46Speaker 1: you the flexible part of your shin will just snap
- 2:28:48Speaker 1: on it. But that one didn't kind of look like that.
- 2:28:52Speaker 1: And then when I heard afterwards it was already compromised
- 2:28:55Speaker 1: going into that fight, I'm like, oh, man, that's a
- 2:28:57Speaker 1: bad idea. But you think he could do anything When
- 2:29:00Speaker 1: you're Conda McGregor, you know, like, fuck this guy. He
- 2:29:02Speaker 1: beat me the first fight, but I'm gonna fuck him
- 2:29:04Speaker 1: up the second fight. Being Connor McGregor is literally being
- 2:29:07Speaker 1: on cocaine. Yeah, you're honest or not. Bro. He had
- 2:29:16Speaker 1: the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting Jose Alday.
- 2:29:19Speaker 1: That must have been so fun to be at those.
- 2:29:20Speaker 1: They were crazy, how fun. I didn't go to the
- 2:29:23Speaker 1: press conferences. I watched them. Really, the Waynes were wild.
- 2:29:27Speaker 1: The whole crowd waves were crazy. Yeah, well the Wayns
- 2:29:29Speaker 1: were crazy also because that's a day. That's when they
- 2:29:32Speaker 1: used to have to really weigh in, so they had
- 2:29:34Speaker 1: to get on the scale in front of everybody. Yeah,
- 2:29:36Speaker 1: now they have ceremonial way in. So now you weigh
- 2:29:38Speaker 1: in and then you rehydrate and then you get on
- 2:29:41Speaker 1: the scale and I say official weight is one forty
- 2:29:44Speaker 1: five right cheers. So when Connor is standing there facing
- 2:29:48Speaker 1: off with Jose Aldough, he looks like a skeleton. He looked. Yeah,
- 2:29:52Speaker 1: see if you can find that, it was curd of crazy.
- 2:29:57Speaker 1: So let's see him get on the scale. That's Jose,
- 2:30:03Speaker 1: although so Connor would get on first. Connor got on first.
- 2:30:10Speaker 1: Look at him, bro, Look how sunken in he is.
- 2:30:15Speaker 1: I mean he must be feeling like utter dog shit. Yeah,
- 2:30:19Speaker 1: how do you not faint?
- 2:30:20Speaker 2: Finally, you know Condor has played it quiet this wage.
- 2:30:30Speaker 1: He ain't playing me quiet now fainting a kick like
- 2:30:34Speaker 1: I have to like get between everybody. I don't think
- 2:30:36Speaker 1: Jose really looks scary McGregor. Once again, the Irish fans
- 2:30:43Speaker 1: have come out for the biggest you have seen by
- 2:30:47Speaker 1: the way, I'll fight ever give him your thoughts on
- 2:30:50Speaker 1: tomorrow night and Jose, although as an opponent, and I'm
- 2:30:56Speaker 1: sticking talking about Jose, I visualize and I look at
- 2:31:00Speaker 1: his face hill features and I know, but the salt
- 2:31:03Speaker 1: parts of his face won't.
- 2:31:04Speaker 2: Be able to take my shirts.
- 2:31:06Speaker 1: They just want to thank the artists people, but coming
- 2:31:08Speaker 1: out here from man it means everything. Tobor no light.
- 2:31:12Speaker 1: I will bring that doll over on them once again. Brother.
- 2:31:18Speaker 1: That was back when he was fighting one forty five.
- 2:31:21Speaker 1: That boy was big at one, chugging electrolytes. Let me
- 2:31:26Speaker 1: see what they look like. Jose Aldo was big at
- 2:31:28Speaker 1: forty five, two man, Jose Aldo was one of the
- 2:31:32Speaker 1: greatest one hundred and forty five pounds out not to
- 2:31:34Speaker 1: be a psycho. I didn't know Charlie Kirk was fucking
- 2:31:38Speaker 1: Holy shit, Bro, that's Derek. It's not he speaks Portuguese.
- 2:31:45Speaker 1: Trust me, it's not Charlie kurls, fucking son of a bitch.
- 2:31:48Speaker 1: Hold On, no, no, no, I'm not making light of anything.
- 2:31:51Speaker 1: If you meet him, looks exactly you mean, if he
- 2:31:53Speaker 1: does it, it's just the angle, bro, Yeah, hold on,
- 2:31:59Speaker 1: just's just the angle. I'm telling you. No, you're into something.
- 2:32:03Speaker 1: What's going on here? Crisis actors. You ever see those
- 2:32:07Speaker 1: people that get like super obsessed with crisis happens? Hold On,
- 2:32:09Speaker 1: that's another thing. That's a good point. Now, look at
- 2:32:12Speaker 1: what he looks the next day. He's all filled. Oh,
- 2:32:15Speaker 1: it's completely filled in. I wonder if back then you
- 2:32:18Speaker 1: were allowed to use ivs because you weigh in the
- 2:32:24Speaker 1: same day. I mean, excuse me, you waited in on
- 2:32:28Speaker 1: the scale, not the same day, the day before. M
- 2:32:37Speaker 1: Oh my god. The first time I've ever said he
- 2:32:41Speaker 1: slept him ever in a fight. It just came out
- 2:32:44Speaker 1: because it was like, that's what he did. He just
- 2:32:46Speaker 1: slept him, Like that was crazy. And the fact that
- 2:32:49Speaker 1: he did it after like months and months and months
- 2:32:50Speaker 1: of taunting and ship talking and worst case for all
- 2:32:56Speaker 1: those worst case Yeah, god, that blows. It blows. Yeah,
- 2:33:00Speaker 1: And it was yeah, just a quick Oh that sucks.
- 2:33:03Speaker 1: But you ever see Aldo in his prime? Yeah, although
- 2:33:06Speaker 1: when he was in the WEC, didn't see that. Bro,
- 2:33:13Speaker 1: Although won't use this is the first time in years,
- 2:33:15Speaker 1: although won't use ivs to rehydrate. Oh, that's crazy. That
- 2:33:26Speaker 1: was when it happened.
- 2:33:27Speaker 2: Before when it started.
- 2:33:29Speaker 1: Oh well, so Alto always got big at one five,
- 2:33:34Speaker 1: and there has been a few There was a few
- 2:33:37Speaker 1: weigh ins where he got real big where he had
- 2:33:39Speaker 1: a really hard time making one forty five, and then
- 2:33:41Speaker 1: he started fighting at one thirty five and he just
- 2:33:44Speaker 1: got like a real good guy, like a specialist to
- 2:33:47Speaker 1: help him with the weight cut and he made it
- 2:33:49Speaker 1: pretty easy. Nutritionists got everything dialed in. Just makes you think,
- 2:33:53Speaker 1: like if that guy was at thirty five the whole time.
- 2:33:55Speaker 1: He was fucking everybody have at forty five, you know,
- 2:34:02Speaker 1: but everybody remembers him for that fight. Yeah, that's a problem.
- 2:34:05Speaker 1: That's a tough one. He was so good, dude, isn't
- 2:34:07Speaker 1: he Wasn't he still fighting? He just retired? Yeah, yeah,
- 2:34:11Speaker 1: just this year. Yeah. I think he got a bad
- 2:34:14Speaker 1: like a very close decision didn't go his way. Yeah,
- 2:34:17Speaker 1: and he retired. That's right. I watched it. Yeah, yeah,
- 2:34:22Speaker 1: he was kept going well, he trying to out and
- 2:34:27Speaker 1: he survived. The hobby survived and he was he just
- 2:34:31Speaker 1: emptied the gas tank trying to take him out, and
- 2:34:33Speaker 1: then the Hobby was on top in the end of
- 2:34:35Speaker 1: the fight. Now, who's a young guy? Because you told
- 2:34:38Speaker 1: me about Jack Della Matalana a while ago. It was
- 2:34:41Speaker 1: an Ultaba Gautier, this guy from Cameroon. Really, Oh, he's
- 2:34:49Speaker 1: fucking terrified fight like. He's one hundred and eighty five pounds,
- 2:34:53Speaker 1: six foot four, built like a Greek god, smokes everybody.
- 2:34:58Speaker 1: Everybody just gets Did he fight last week? No, he
- 2:35:02Speaker 1: didn't fight last week. But I'm not sure when he's
- 2:35:06Speaker 1: fighting again. But to see if you can find his uh,
- 2:35:09Speaker 1: like a highlight reel of his KOs Bro. Yeah, Gautier,
- 2:35:15Speaker 1: I hope I'm saying it right. Could have never spelled that. Yeah,
- 2:35:18Speaker 1: when you have to say it, uh in a way.
- 2:35:21Speaker 1: But this guy, I've seen you. I've seen you fucking
- 2:35:23Speaker 1: right up. Yeah, fuck it up all the time. There's
- 2:35:25Speaker 1: too many guys. I can't remember all of them. But
- 2:35:27Speaker 1: this guy just his style. However I mispronounced his name
- 2:35:31Speaker 1: or get it right, his fucking he's terrifying. This guy.
- 2:35:35Speaker 1: Fuck is that? Bro? He's one eighty five And the
- 2:35:38Speaker 1: guy on the left, Sean Strickland, used to be the
- 2:35:41Speaker 1: eighty five pound champion and still one of the best
- 2:35:44Speaker 1: eighty five pounders in the world, the Silent Assassin. Just
- 2:35:48Speaker 1: see if you can find a highlight reel they got
- 2:35:51Speaker 1: some some action of this dude. Just fucking people up,
- 2:35:56Speaker 1: Megan Olieve, So yeah, back it up a little, just
- 2:36:00Speaker 1: fucking people up, dude. Terrifying power, super speed, excellent technique, everything.
- 2:36:08Speaker 1: Guy's got a bunch of cats. Cats. Yeah, still visit cat. Yeah, Bro,
- 2:36:14Speaker 1: He's he's good man. He's good, super fucking strong too,
- 2:36:18Speaker 1: very you know, like very big for the weight class,
- 2:36:22Speaker 1: and awesome striking tow and then young bro. He thought
- 2:36:29Speaker 1: this dude and that guy was so fucking tough. It
- 2:36:36Speaker 1: was I mean most humans would have been gone before that.
- 2:36:41Speaker 1: This guy hung in there as long as he still
- 2:36:43Speaker 1: trying to get him off him. Yeah, but that dude,
- 2:36:46Speaker 1: he's that. That guy's the future. I feel like those
- 2:36:50Speaker 1: he's the future. I feel like the jack. The Africans
- 2:36:52Speaker 1: eventually run into a nasty, dirty white guy. They could
- 2:36:56Speaker 1: run into, like just a guy that's like a firefighters
- 2:37:02Speaker 1: twenty three. He's twenty three. For the thing you have
- 2:37:05Speaker 1: to recognize about Francis and Ghana when he fought Miosis
- 2:37:11Speaker 1: for the world title, had only been doing MMA for
- 2:37:13Speaker 1: like four years. Yeah, Like when they had a rematch
- 2:37:18Speaker 1: a couple of years later, Francis was a different human being. Yeah,
- 2:37:23Speaker 1: and he fucked him up and he was real patient
- 2:37:25Speaker 1: with that first fight. First fight was crazy. That was
- 2:37:28Speaker 1: just a guy surviving and he's gonna get tired. Yeah,
- 2:37:31Speaker 1: it was awesome. It was awesome. It was like probably
- 2:37:33Speaker 1: one of Steepe's most impressive victories because Francis was like
- 2:37:36Speaker 1: flatlined on everybody. And he also took a lot of
- 2:37:40Speaker 1: shots in that fight. He ate a lot of big shots.
- 2:37:43Speaker 1: I was cheering for the white Well, yeah, if you
- 2:37:47Speaker 1: don't know the sport, you go, I'm chairing for the
- 2:37:49Speaker 1: fucking shitty looking white guy. I hope he wins. Is
- 2:37:53Speaker 1: he fighting the most jacked black dude of all time? Literally? Yeah,
- 2:37:56Speaker 1: he's a guy who has to cut weight to make
- 2:37:58Speaker 1: two sixty five. Natural fan of the Mexicans too, I
- 2:38:01Speaker 1: like to see a Mexican get in there like that guy,
- 2:38:03Speaker 1: that guy that was just taunting that, that's hilarious. They
- 2:38:05Speaker 1: got a spirit for fighting. I'll tell you that, there's
- 2:38:08Speaker 1: like a Mexican fighting spirit. There's been so many Mexican
- 2:38:11Speaker 1: combat sports champions. Like you think about how many boxers
- 2:38:15Speaker 1: that are like world champions that were Mexican. It's the numbers,
- 2:38:18Speaker 1: not Julio say is a Shavez, Canelo, Salvador Sanchez. You
- 2:38:23Speaker 1: can go down the line forever and ever and ever.
- 2:38:25Speaker 1: There's so many Mexican champions like Jews and Nobel Peace Price,
- 2:38:30Speaker 1: they got their thing bro. Ah Uh it's true. Oh,
- 2:38:35Speaker 1: this is what I was gonna say earlier about the
- 2:38:37Speaker 1: crisis actors. It's the same thing.
- 2:38:38Speaker 3: Is like, uh like when they go that's a crisis actor, right,
- 2:38:42Speaker 3: It's like, no, you just went through the most insane
- 2:38:46Speaker 3: It's like interviewing a fighter after a fight.
- 2:38:48Speaker 1: He's gonna be weird, right, Like, you don't know how
- 2:38:51Speaker 1: you would react. Yeah, you have no idea.
- 2:38:52Speaker 3: This is a fucking crisis actor. It's like, dude, he's
- 2:38:55Speaker 3: he just went through something. He didn't know what was happening,
- 2:38:59Speaker 3: and all of a sudden it's the worst thing ever.
- 2:39:00Speaker 1: But also, don't you think crisis actors are real? Like
- 2:39:05Speaker 1: if you were going to pull off a major propaganda
- 2:39:07Speaker 1: event and you could hire someone to pretend that something
- 2:39:11Speaker 1: happen and give a narrative and get that guy on
- 2:39:14Speaker 1: camera right away, how many actors do you know? A lot? Right? Yeah,
- 2:39:18Speaker 1: I know a good amount. How many do you think
- 2:39:20Speaker 1: would keep their fucking mouth shut about whatever they're working on? Zero?
- 2:39:24Speaker 1: But here's the thing. You don't have to be an
- 2:39:27Speaker 1: actor to act, of course, right, Kevin Durant was really
- 2:39:31Speaker 1: good and not Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant. Kevin Barnett was
- 2:39:35Speaker 1: really good. Kevin Durant's on your brain. That's so funny.
- 2:39:38Speaker 1: You got fucking durantla on the brain. Anyway, people have
- 2:39:43Speaker 1: acted that are like not actors. Entire job yeah, none
- 2:39:49Speaker 1: of us can act. No, but wait, crisis actors as
- 2:39:53Speaker 1: I don't. I genuinely don't know if that's well. I
- 2:39:56Speaker 1: know that mk ultu exists right for you know, I
- 2:39:59Speaker 1: do like and you know they do regime change things.
- 2:40:02Speaker 1: You know, they doganda. Do you think they have ever
- 2:40:05Speaker 1: put together like something fake? Yes?
- 2:40:08Speaker 3: I think I think maybe pulling down that statue in
- 2:40:11Speaker 3: Iraq they had some fucking brown people show up and
- 2:40:14Speaker 3: be like, eh, we like this. I don't think like
- 2:40:17Speaker 3: Sandy Hook, a guy getting done with Sandy Hook, his
- 2:40:20Speaker 3: kids just died, and right before he gets interviewed, he's
- 2:40:22Speaker 3: like smiling. No, no, no, of course that's a touching one.
- 2:40:25Speaker 3: But like people going that's a crisis actor because he
- 2:40:28Speaker 3: was smiling before the interview. It's like, dude, he's in,
- 2:40:31Speaker 3: he's a mental nut job, his kids killing.
- 2:40:35Speaker 1: What happened with that guy? You know what I mean? Yeah,
- 2:40:37Speaker 1: you can't. I don't think.
- 2:40:38Speaker 3: I think it'd be tough to get American crisis actors.
- 2:40:40Speaker 3: I think it would be tough, yeah, because somebody would
- 2:40:43Speaker 3: go I went to middle school with that guy.
- 2:40:44Speaker 1: For sure. That's a good point. I don't know. No, No,
- 2:40:47Speaker 1: it's a really good point.
- 2:40:48Speaker 3: I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims
- 2:40:50Speaker 3: in Iraq to be like, celebrate when we tear down
- 2:40:52Speaker 3: the Saddam statue.
- 2:40:54Speaker 1: Do you remember when Benghazi happened and then there was
- 2:40:58Speaker 1: this was it Benghazi? That was a time that weird video.
- 2:41:01Speaker 1: There was a weird video that someone had made. It
- 2:41:04Speaker 1: was like an anti Muslim video and they were trying
- 2:41:07Speaker 1: to say that it was the attack was in response
- 2:41:10Speaker 1: to this video. I'm not sure you remember. There was something.
- 2:41:14Speaker 1: It was something really cooky and people were not buying it.
- 2:41:17Speaker 1: It was real weird. There was like some sort of
- 2:41:19Speaker 1: like American propaganda film about Muslims. God, I don't remember it.
- 2:41:29Speaker 1: Does that any of this ring a bell? Jamie Rember
- 2:41:34Speaker 1: There was like a video that they were trying to say, oh,
- 2:41:36Speaker 1: they attacked us because of this video, And then everybody
- 2:41:39Speaker 1: was like wait what And then it made more people
- 2:41:41Speaker 1: like dig in to the whole story behind the thing
- 2:41:44Speaker 1: and go whoa who you guys are lying about all
- 2:41:46Speaker 1: kinds of shit. No, they're lying about all types of
- 2:41:48Speaker 1: shit without a doubt always. I'm just saying.
- 2:41:52Speaker 3: After a school shooting or like a thing in America,
- 2:41:55Speaker 3: like having fake actors.
- 2:41:58Speaker 1: It seems impossible.
- 2:41:59Speaker 3: It seems impossib It seems possible because I don't think
- 2:42:02Speaker 3: they would like to do that, right, It just seems
- 2:42:05Speaker 3: because it's too difficult.
- 2:42:07Speaker 1: But they they definitely use agent provocateurs like they definitely
- 2:42:12Speaker 1: did at the Capitol. They used guys that pretended to
- 2:42:16Speaker 1: be patriots. Uh, that's right. The Innocence of Muslims. That's
- 2:42:21Speaker 1: the film, amateur film created by Nicola Nicoule. That's a
- 2:42:26Speaker 1: real person, Nicola. Nicola is a real person. That's crazy. Yeah. Right,
- 2:42:32Speaker 1: I couldn't even name him. I a so drawing Nicole
- 2:42:38Speaker 1: and Nicola, you know me go, all we got is
- 2:42:42Speaker 1: a drawing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a fucking drawing of
- 2:42:45Speaker 1: this guy. Kind of like, wasn't it kind of like hot?
- 2:42:49Speaker 1: So it depicts the prophet Muhammad in a derogatory manner,
- 2:42:53Speaker 1: sparking widespread anger and protests across the Islamic world, including
- 2:42:57Speaker 1: Cairo and Benghazi. A so. The Obama administration initially described
- 2:43:04Speaker 1: the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests, a
- 2:43:08Speaker 1: narrator that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it
- 2:43:11Speaker 1: was a premeditated terror attack. Ahh. The film fueled initial anger.
- 2:43:17Speaker 1: Intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element, with attackers
- 2:43:21Speaker 1: having specific knowledge of the compound and its security. Yeah,
- 2:43:25Speaker 1: that's the story. So they try to blame it on
- 2:43:27Speaker 1: people freaking out because of the video and even the
- 2:43:31Speaker 1: whole making of the video. What is the controversy behind
- 2:43:34Speaker 1: the making of the video? Is there any connections to
- 2:43:37Speaker 1: shenanigans with the making of the video, like intelligence agencies? Yeah?
- 2:43:43Speaker 1: Probably probably. I wish to see how I would talk
- 2:43:48Speaker 1: to me. You think, what would he tell you? Bro?
- 2:43:51Speaker 1: Keep it up, good job. We like you, We like
- 2:43:55Speaker 1: your vibe with you. Guys. I hated JFK. Whoa which
- 2:44:00Speaker 1: you say? Yeah, I go bro, sick job. I think
- 2:44:02Speaker 1: these guys probably all like JFK. I like JFK. Yeah,
- 2:44:05Speaker 1: I think you gotta be careful because some of those
- 2:44:07Speaker 1: guys didn't like the Old Guard. We're different the CIA.
- 2:44:11Speaker 1: We're doing things actually in America's interest. What do you
- 2:44:14Speaker 1: think they're up to? Who knows? They're not up to nothing.
- 2:44:17Speaker 1: I'll tell you that something. It's not like they're just chilling,
- 2:44:24Speaker 1: you know, they're definitely up to something. Yeah. I had
- 2:44:27Speaker 1: asked Mike Baker, but he's very coy. He is very
- 2:44:30Speaker 1: coy with those answers. Do you ever get the CIA
- 2:44:31Speaker 1: boys coming? What do you mean? Have ever talked to
- 2:44:34Speaker 1: you him? Yeah? I mean he doesn't work for the
- 2:44:37Speaker 1: CIA anymore. Shane Gillis, he's retired. Sure, hes zero connection,
- 2:44:42Speaker 1: but then he just goes on the biggest platform in
- 2:44:44Speaker 1: the world every now and again. Yeah, che he's done.
- 2:44:47Speaker 1: It's interesting here and here perspective, because you got to
- 2:44:50Speaker 1: know how they think, Like what what we're the top brass,
- 2:44:53Speaker 1: Like what's their objectives with all this fucking super SpeI oh,
- 2:44:57Speaker 1: you know what this comes out? When I bet where
- 2:44:59Speaker 1: it wre with Venezuela. Do you think that's real? They're
- 2:45:02Speaker 1: going for it right? I thought they weren't. I thought
- 2:45:04Speaker 1: they decided. I don't think anybody is gonna really support
- 2:45:08Speaker 1: that at all. No, it would be a terrible idea.
- 2:45:11Speaker 1: But also those plaques, Yeah, they don't get those. Terrible
- 2:45:15Speaker 1: idea doesn't tweets a terrible idea? Yeah? I know, Yeah,
- 2:45:24Speaker 1: why the fuck would we ever do that?
- 2:45:26Speaker 5: No?
- 2:45:26Speaker 1: I don't hope not. Trump and top AIDS refuse to
- 2:45:29Speaker 1: rule out war with that's fair, that's fairy orders Venezuela
- 2:45:33Speaker 1: and Navy to escort oil tankers after seize seizure by
- 2:45:37Speaker 1: US forces.
- 2:45:39Speaker 3: I understand the refuse. They refuse to rule it out.
- 2:45:42Speaker 3: That just means some reporter was there like will you
- 2:45:44Speaker 3: do that? And he was like shut up, quiet. So
- 2:45:47Speaker 3: it seems.
- 2:45:51Speaker 1: Refuse to rule out the potential for open conflict as
- 2:45:54Speaker 1: Nicholas Maduro urged his navy to escort oil tankers to
- 2:45:57Speaker 1: find the largest US fleet deployed in the region in decades.
- 2:46:01Speaker 1: In an interview broadcast on Friday morning, Donald Trump told
- 2:46:04Speaker 1: NBC News that going to war with Maduro's regime remains
- 2:46:07Speaker 1: on the table. I don't rule it out, no, he
- 2:46:09Speaker 1: said in a phone interview with the network, and at
- 2:46:12Speaker 1: a year end press conference at the State Department, Marco
- 2:46:15Speaker 1: Rubio doubled down on remarks by other Trump advisors that
- 2:46:19Speaker 1: US could coerce Maduro through its campaign of strikes on
- 2:46:22Speaker 1: alleged drug boats traveling towards the United States. Why are
- 2:46:26Speaker 1: we letting Marco Rubio say shit? Oh, what were we
- 2:46:31Speaker 1: talking about Rubio earlier? What was it he was talking again?
- 2:46:34Speaker 1: What was earlier? What was it about? Was early in
- 2:46:36Speaker 1: the podcast, like three hours about deporting that girl.
- 2:46:41Speaker 3: So yeah, we didn't give you that visa, bro, No
- 2:46:43Speaker 3: one elected you, you lost, You got made fun of.
- 2:46:48Speaker 3: He was little Marco, you were sweaty, little Marco.
- 2:46:51Speaker 1: I remember he's the guy who's going to release all
- 2:46:53Speaker 1: the UFO docs. Oh is he? All right? Well then
- 2:46:58Speaker 1: that's what they do to get us to voting. There
- 2:47:00Speaker 1: you go, yo Ebstein files. We got them, We got it.
- 2:47:03Speaker 1: Just look up Bill Gates. Nothing the UFOs. That's the
- 2:47:10Speaker 1: real thing. It's the most important thing. We're working on
- 2:47:12Speaker 1: that right now. I'm real close. I'm gonna get a skiff.
- 2:47:15Speaker 1: I don't know, I'll be right back. I've been around
- 2:47:17Speaker 1: the country. I think we got bigger fish to front.
- 2:47:19Speaker 1: There's a lot of fish in UFOs. Brothers. This lady
- 2:47:22Speaker 1: who did this video, who just went to Los Angeles
- 2:47:26Speaker 1: for five days and was talking about how she hadn't
- 2:47:29Speaker 1: been there in a long time and what it was like,
- 2:47:31Speaker 1: and she said that skid row is fifty How many
- 2:47:35Speaker 1: blocks is skid row? Because I swear she said it's
- 2:47:37Speaker 1: fifty blocks, no campy camp downtown? How many blocks is?
- 2:47:43Speaker 1: How many blocks? Oh it is? How many blocks is?
- 2:47:48Speaker 1: How many blocks is skid row? It's just how do
- 2:47:50Speaker 1: you even measure the blocks. Aren't you universally the same size?
- 2:47:54Speaker 1: Are they fifty?
- 2:47:56Speaker 2: Roughly fifty fifty four blocks? It's a quarter mile square
- 2:48:00Speaker 2: quarter mile.
- 2:48:01Speaker 1: It's a quarter mile of chaos. Do you know crazy
- 2:48:04Speaker 1: that is? It's crazy? You know crazy that is? That's
- 2:48:08Speaker 1: how bad skid Row is like. And she said, you
- 2:48:10Speaker 1: don't understand it until you get there. And she said,
- 2:48:12Speaker 1: the entire city has a heavy feel to it, like
- 2:48:16Speaker 1: it doesn't feel right, like you feel, it feels off.
- 2:48:23Speaker 1: Is that a real sign skid Rown't wait? Hold on?
- 2:48:27Speaker 1: Skid Row isvoculation too many? The name of it? Yeah, Oh,
- 2:48:31Speaker 1: I thought it was.
- 2:48:31Speaker 2: Got to go down there and check it out.
- 2:48:32Speaker 1: Bro, I've been, I've been. It's complete insanity. You got
- 2:48:35Speaker 1: to go to Kensington and Alleghany. They've shut down the streets.
- 2:48:39Speaker 1: People give me some Google images. People just living there,
- 2:48:42Speaker 1: just living on the cana and Philly. But this is crazy.
- 2:48:46Speaker 1: This is fifty blocks. Whatever you guys got is a
- 2:48:49Speaker 1: tiny little bitch ass skidded Row. No, no, no, no, no, no,
- 2:48:52Speaker 1: the big skid Row. It's a little bitch as no, no,
- 2:48:54Speaker 1: we're doing that.
- 2:48:55Speaker 3: How many blocks you got with the epicenter of heroin Philly?
- 2:48:58Speaker 3: Was there before I would say Philly's got a way worse.
- 2:49:04Speaker 3: More more, more people, no, no more, but that it's.
- 2:49:08Speaker 1: That for But that's that's skid row too, man. I
- 2:49:10Speaker 1: think it's the same. I think Darrel looks for the
- 2:49:13Speaker 1: same everywhere, but here they could freeze to death.
- 2:49:15Speaker 2: That is the difference.
- 2:49:17Speaker 1: That's the difference. They're a little more hardcore. Yeah, I
- 2:49:19Speaker 1: can't say. I don't know, but Philly ones can freeze
- 2:49:23Speaker 1: to death. Kne is bad. I think it's the worst
- 2:49:26Speaker 1: place I've seen in America. Jesus though. I was just
- 2:49:30Speaker 1: in Portland and that ship.
- 2:49:34Speaker 3: It's such a cool city. It's like going to San Francisco,
- 2:49:37Speaker 3: where you're like, damn, this is an awesome city. It's
- 2:49:40Speaker 3: just fucked up.
- 2:49:43Speaker 1: But I don't want to. The homelessness problem is a real.
- 2:49:50Speaker 3: It's a real, crazy issue, and no one can come
- 2:49:52Speaker 3: up with a solution because it might be it might
- 2:49:54Speaker 3: be the result of an issue that already happened and
- 2:49:57Speaker 3: now it's too late to fix. And how do you
- 2:49:59Speaker 3: fix I don't know. I haven't heard one good fucking answer. Nope,
- 2:50:05Speaker 3: not one other than just every single person I know
- 2:50:07Speaker 3: going fucking city sucks.
- 2:50:10Speaker 1: Well, there's no solution. Also, they're throwing so much money
- 2:50:13Speaker 1: at the problem and it's not getting at all better,
- 2:50:16Speaker 1: which is not a good time. That usually means there's
- 2:50:18Speaker 1: a hole in your bucket, Dear Lilah. I bet there's
- 2:50:21Speaker 1: a hole in the bucket. I bet there is. There
- 2:50:24Speaker 1: is a hole. They've proven it. Therese people that are
- 2:50:26Speaker 1: making a ton of money. It's a whole complex of
- 2:50:28Speaker 1: people that are making a ton of money working on homelessness.
- 2:50:31Speaker 1: That's how it is. Anytime there's an issue, somebody is
- 2:50:33Speaker 1: going to be making a fuck ton of money on
- 2:50:34Speaker 1: Always people are dirty. Didn't the Clintons make a fuck
- 2:50:37Speaker 1: ton of money on the Haiti? Did they? I don't know.
- 2:50:40Speaker 1: Allegedly did they? They made money on Haiti? If I
- 2:50:43Speaker 1: put that in a perplexity, how would they have made
- 2:50:46Speaker 1: money on Haiti? I think they just took some of
- 2:50:50Speaker 1: the donations. What happened? If I know, I think somebody
- 2:50:54Speaker 1: owned a fucking mind like a rapper. Wind up going
- 2:50:57Speaker 1: to jail for that? Yeah? Did he went to jail right?
- 2:51:02Speaker 1: Or he got arrested and sentenced If he hasn't got
- 2:51:06Speaker 1: to jail.
- 2:51:07Speaker 2: Fourteen years in prison for major foreign influence scheme, including
- 2:51:11Speaker 2: illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysia financer Joe Low
- 2:51:14Speaker 2: to former President Barack Obama's twenty twelve campaign lobbying for China.
- 2:51:19Speaker 1: WHOA you think that would be a bigger story? WHOA?
- 2:51:24Speaker 1: What is he from again? The Fujis? Oh damn, that's
- 2:51:28Speaker 1: crazy because Laurence. Yeah, oh that's crazy. There for a
- 2:51:35Speaker 1: few days he probably took the He probably was holding
- 2:51:37Speaker 1: the bag. Dude. They got Lauren Hill for tax evasion.
- 2:51:40Speaker 1: Remember they put her away? They hate the fujis. Bro,
- 2:51:43Speaker 1: that's crazy. Yeah, white cleft John's. But it seems like
- 2:51:47Speaker 1: this dude was might have been no good White cleft John.
- 2:51:55Speaker 1: I love that stay in a live version. He rules,
- 2:51:57Speaker 1: He rules, but he had a issue with hate too, right,
- 2:52:01Speaker 1: it wasn't in Haitian, right, but didn't wasn't there? Like probably?
- 2:52:06Speaker 1: I think a lot of the money got funny down there,
- 2:52:11Speaker 1: as it will do when money is the worst thing
- 2:52:14Speaker 1: I've ever seen. There's a documentary on Haitian prisons. Oh no,
- 2:52:18Speaker 1: you want to see, bro.
- 2:52:19Speaker 3: It's like fucking ninety people in a cell that's designed
- 2:52:22Speaker 3: to fit like ten people. And also there's no due
- 2:52:26Speaker 3: process because they don't they can't process everybody.
- 2:52:29Speaker 1: So there's guys in there that are like.
- 2:52:30Speaker 3: Yo, I didn't do anything, and I'm here for fifteen years,
- 2:52:33Speaker 3: and then there's an earthquake and everyone gets out, and
- 2:52:37Speaker 3: then they go, I think that guy was in prison,
- 2:52:40Speaker 3: Pick him up. It's just a fucking guy who's like,
- 2:52:43Speaker 3: that wasn't Now you're in the worst prison on earth. Yeah,
- 2:52:47Speaker 3: it's a tough one.
- 2:52:49Speaker 1: No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton personally profited
- 2:52:53Speaker 1: or received salaries from Haiti related activities through the Clinton Foundation,
- 2:52:57Speaker 1: the foundation raised around thirty to five hundred million from
- 2:53:03Speaker 1: what for Haiti post twenty ten earthquake, directing funds to
- 2:53:08Speaker 1: aid groups, investments, and projects like hotels and factories without
- 2:53:13Speaker 1: taking administrative overhead. You get five hundred million. Fucking they're
- 2:53:16Speaker 1: not gonna notice fifteen Shane, don't you just read AI
- 2:53:21Speaker 1: and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theory.
- 2:53:25Speaker 3: I'm not conspiracy theoris. So I'm thinking about the college
- 2:53:27Speaker 3: football playoff, which has a lot of conspiracies. Oh really,
- 2:53:30Speaker 3: the Protestants formed against the Irish. Oh no, they joined that.
- 2:53:33Speaker 3: All the Southern Protestants joined against the Catholics. Tail as
- 2:53:37Speaker 3: old as time.
- 2:53:39Speaker 1: Last.
- 2:53:40Speaker 3: Last time they tried to join against us, we marched
- 2:53:42Speaker 3: down there and burned down their fucking cities.
- 2:53:44Speaker 1: So watch out. It's crazy because sports are like a
- 2:53:49Speaker 1: substitute for war. You think we have more presidents the Catholics, Yeah,
- 2:53:54Speaker 1: they only had one Biden too. Oh, Biden's Catholic got
- 2:53:57Speaker 1: Biden allegedly true got one and he got shot. And
- 2:54:01Speaker 1: then Biden was doing auto sign Give us a good one, Yeah,
- 2:54:06Speaker 1: got anybody in mine? Nick food tests. He could probably
- 2:54:12Speaker 1: win a few years. Let's talk. Listen. He couldn't have
- 2:54:15Speaker 1: existed before, right, ten twenty years ago, couldn't have existed now,
- 2:54:20Speaker 1: super popular? What's twenty years from now? Look like you know,
- 2:54:24Speaker 1: maybe something like that can win. Well, we'll see. I
- 2:54:28Speaker 1: gotta be so bad. We gotta wrap this up anyway.
- 2:54:30Speaker 1: I'm forteen. We got that one with the buzzer. Yeah, well, listen,
- 2:54:35Speaker 1: I will say this about it. It's fascinating to watch
- 2:54:40Speaker 1: that there's like a whole group of people that feel
- 2:54:45Speaker 1: very unrepresented in the world, and especially like young men.
- 2:54:50Speaker 1: And here you got this young guy with a very
- 2:54:52Speaker 1: high verbal IQ. And he also does a lot of
- 2:54:55Speaker 1: shit posting, a lot of talk and shit a lot
- 2:54:57Speaker 1: of trolling, says women shouldn't be allowed to vote his
- 2:55:00Speaker 1: wild and and that Piers Morgan thing is like, bro,
- 2:55:06Speaker 1: that was like an expert sparring with someone who thought
- 2:55:11Speaker 1: they were an expert. Sure, like they're playing two totally
- 2:55:14Speaker 1: different games.
- 2:55:14Speaker 3: And it's also the thing, the thing that people try
- 2:55:17Speaker 3: to get Pentos on is he's still funny as fuck.
- 2:55:19Speaker 1: It's funny. So that's where you're in a lot of trouble.
- 2:55:21Speaker 1: When he hit something, do you think the hallk you
- 2:55:23Speaker 1: made jokes about the Holocaust? He goes too soon, like dude,
- 2:55:28Speaker 1: and you could see wild You could see but you
- 2:55:30Speaker 1: can see Piers going, oh bro. When he was like me, mom, dued,
- 2:55:34Speaker 1: I was like, holy bro, he got hit. He had
- 2:55:37Speaker 1: hit with a missile on that one. Too soon, too soon.
- 2:55:40Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I don't.
- 2:55:41Speaker 2: Know if this is aar or not, but this photo
- 2:55:43Speaker 2: just popped up online.
- 2:55:44Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm just having you got a head from
- 2:55:49Speaker 1: a block there's a you got head from a Polish person?
- 2:55:53Speaker 1: A blockhead? Yeah?
- 2:55:56Speaker 3: Well duh well duh oh yeah, duh trumpe fucking Clint
- 2:56:01Speaker 3: got a head in a hot tub.
- 2:56:02Speaker 1: Can you imagine you saw that one? Of those guys,
- 2:56:05Speaker 1: and you were like, finally I got a place where
- 2:56:07Speaker 1: I can get my freak. I will say, dude, you
- 2:56:10Speaker 1: ever try to get ahead in a hot tub. It
- 2:56:11Speaker 1: seems gross. It's fucking impossible. Inside. This is going. I
- 2:56:17Speaker 1: appreciate your enthusias, this is not ideal, and I'm like,
- 2:56:20Speaker 1: barely hard water, chemical smell, don't give you a head.
- 2:56:27Speaker 1: You shouldn't get that on your mouth anyway. Fucking chemical
- 2:56:30Speaker 1: water from that hot tub, destroying your indifferent system. All right,
- 2:56:34Speaker 1: all right, thank you. It was a lot of fun. Bye, everybody.