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Full Show 9-3-26: Alabama's Split Personalities · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot, one morning at a time.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Update.
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  Speaker 3: Update.
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  Speaker 4: Update me.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. My legs still hurt.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's your fault. You get four days for four miles.
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  Speaker 1: What has happened?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I ran four miles on Monday in my legs.
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  Speaker 1: Like sitting down, standing up, stairs.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 5: Ate it.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Hey, you want to go for a run
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  Speaker 1: with me this weekend? Yeah, I'll see you there.
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  Speaker 4: You just keep waiting.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do five miles.
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  Speaker 5: You go ahead, and whenever you get to the fifth
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  Speaker 5: mile and you don't see me by then, I've already
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  Speaker 5: beat you. I'm already waiting on.
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  Speaker 4: You at the end.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 5: You're good?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on in your life? Got anything you want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about? You got 30 seconds.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, gosh. You put me on the spot this morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're good.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. On the way, we're going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: my therapy.
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  Speaker 3: Producer Blake's church had to change their whole rules because
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  Speaker 3: of him.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell headlines? Crazy things people are doing in
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  Speaker 1: the news. We got a full show today, so just
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  Speaker 1: keep listening.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be a day.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, good morning. Thank you for being here. Call in
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  Speaker 1: if you want. 833-501-BAMA is the number. Good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Stop.
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  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines. What the hell are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about?
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  Speaker 2: On the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 3: Big Bird asked the world how people are doing, and
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  Speaker 3: they're all really depressed. What the hell?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, to be fair, we are all adults here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Big Bird went on social media, and he said, how
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  Speaker 3: are you doing today?
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  Speaker 1: People were, like, going so.
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  Speaker 3: Hard on Big Bird. You know Big Bird from Sesame Street.
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  Speaker 3: He said, not great, Big Bird. Lots of great people
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  Speaker 3: passing as of late. It's been a real downer. Another
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  Speaker 3: one said, Big.
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  Speaker 1: Bird, stay inside. Death might come for you, too. People
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  Speaker 1: are so depressing.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Big Bird's just trying to make the world be happy. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Big Bird's on Twitter, if you didn't know. I'm sorry, X.
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  Speaker 1: We can't say Twitter anymore.
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  Speaker 4: That's true. Get with the times.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, how are you doing today?
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  Speaker 4: Not too well. People are going too soon.
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  Speaker 2: Super easy trivia with The Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show.
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  Speaker 1: Collette, good morning. Where are you calling from? Calera. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: how's traffic in Calera today?
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  Speaker 3: It's been good.
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  Speaker 1: It's fast.
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  Speaker 7: It's not going too slow.
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  Speaker 3: What's the big thing to do in Calera? Like, if
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  Speaker 3: we were to come visit Calera, where would you tell
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  Speaker 3: us to go? Well, the good thing is every first
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  Speaker 3: Friday of the month, they have a big old to-do at.
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  Speaker 6: The pavilion in Main Street at Calera.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool. Are you going to go this Friday? No,
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  Speaker 1: I usually don't get to go. I have other stuff
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  Speaker 1: to do.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that sounds fun, though. Okay, Colette, you want to
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  Speaker 1: play super easy trivia?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: All right. I'll ask the questions. Producer Blake is your
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  Speaker 3: lifeline if you need him. Here is question number one.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: How many legs does a spider have? Eight.
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  Speaker 1: A will be it. Next one.
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  Speaker 3: Whose nose grew longer every time he lied? And it's
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  Speaker 3: not Producer Blake, even though sometimes he does lie, and
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  Speaker 3: I can tell because his nose gets a little bit longer.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Pinocchio.
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  Speaker 1: Pinocchio.
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Last one for the win. Who's the fairy in Peter Pan? Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell.
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations. You just won super easy trivia.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know with The Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: We are under a heat advisory with dangerous heat through
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  Speaker 3: Saturday and scattered storms. The heat advisory is going to go.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be in effect for all of central
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  Speaker 3: Alabama through 8 p.m.
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  Speaker 1: On Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: Heat indexes in the afternoon are going to hit between
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  Speaker 3: 105 and 109 degrees.
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  Speaker 1: So stay hydrated, stay in the A.C.
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  Speaker 3: If you can, and just keep a watch on the
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  Speaker 3: weather this weekend. Tiger Woods is banned from driving for
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  Speaker 3: five years after being arrested for the DUI.
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  Speaker 1: He got in in Florida.
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  Speaker 3: A state attorney was asked if that includes golf carts
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  Speaker 3: and he did not have an answer.
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  Speaker 1: So I would assume.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, because the judge told Tiger that when he was
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  Speaker 3: banned from driving, he said there are no exceptions. If
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  Speaker 3: you were to drive for any reason at all, you
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  Speaker 3: will go back to jail immediately. So Tiger Woods won't
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  Speaker 3: be driving for five years. We have the cast of
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  Speaker 3: Dancing with the Stars, the new season.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, hit me with them.
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  Speaker 1: So, Julia Stiles.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Jenna Dewan, who, remember when she was married to Channing Tatum,
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  Speaker 3: she did that viral, like, she recreated the Magic Mike dance.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yes. Yes, I do. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: She was getting a lot of heat because she's already
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  Speaker 3: a dancer. She's already responded to it. Taylor Hansen from
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  Speaker 3: the band Hansen.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: There's also several athletes, podcasters, reality TV show stars.
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  Speaker 1: Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel.
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  Speaker 4: No way.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to be on it. I can't wait to
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  Speaker 1: watch him. That'll be fun.
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  Speaker 4: He'll be my favorite by far. Not even a question.
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  Speaker 1: There's just a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Season 35 of Dancing with the Stars is going to
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  Speaker 3: premiere on the 15th on ABC and Disney +.
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  Speaker 1: And that's three things you need to know. More at thealabamashow.com.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 2: Free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 1: I think I have split personalities.
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  Speaker 4: I would believe that, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you're supposed to be supportive.
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  Speaker 5: I am.
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  Speaker 4: I'm supportive of the decision that you have it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a decision. I said I think I
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  Speaker 1: have it, but I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up.
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  Speaker 4: What do you got?
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for listening to the Alabama show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 3: producer Blake.
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  Speaker 4: That's me.
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  Speaker 1: I started therapy this week.
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  Speaker 4: You did.
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  Speaker 1: Congrats. I, uh, which I've been to therapy before.
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  Speaker 3: So it was really funny when I had my first
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  Speaker 3: session with this therapist, I was like, Oh, I already
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  Speaker 3: know my problems.
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  Speaker 1: I'm codependent. I have this, this, and this. And she
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  Speaker 1: just laughs. She goes, I've been to therapy before. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, Oh yeah, I got the books. I watched
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. I've seen the things. And she was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: Why are you here?
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  Speaker 3: I went, because even though I know what's wrong with me,
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  Speaker 3: I can't stop doing the things that are wrong with me.
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  Speaker 4: Did she give you any list of stuff to do?
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  Speaker 4: Or is she just listening?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I have homework I've got to do before
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  Speaker 1: next week. I basically went because I am awful in relationships.
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  Speaker 3: And if you have listened to the show long enough,
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  Speaker 3: you know I've had a few relationships since the show
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  Speaker 3: has started.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm no good at them. And I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: learn how to be a better partner.
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  Speaker 3: And, but I was telling her, I was like, it's
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  Speaker 3: really funny because there's this version of me that's.
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  Speaker 1: Alabama when we come and do the show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Alabama the girl and we wake up every morning
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  Speaker 3: and we do the radio show. I was like, but
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  Speaker 3: then when I go home, I'm actually a hermit and
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  Speaker 3: very introverted and it's a totally different me.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I feel like two different people.
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  Speaker 1: And then I went, do I have split personalities? And
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  Speaker 1: she laughed. She goes, no, I don't think you have
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  Speaker 1: split personalities.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, now we can explore personality disorders.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I'm good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm good. That should be one lesson at least. But
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  Speaker 4: either way, happy that you're finally going to get something.
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  Speaker 3: Professional help and then uh when we're ending the therapy
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  Speaker 3: session she was like uh what did she say she
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  Speaker 3: goes oh uh you can message us message me in
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  Speaker 3: this app if you need anything and then she was
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  Speaker 3: like but if it's an emergency call this number and
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  Speaker 3: i went what counts as an emergency like if.
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  Speaker 1: I want to off myself That's a crazy thing to say. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I need to know what counts as an emergency and
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  Speaker 1: what's not. Like, that would be it. She said yes.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good question.
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  Speaker 1: And she said that was a good question.
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  Speaker 4: It is a good question.
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  Speaker 1: I'm her new favorite patient.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't say favorite. I would say most interesting to study.
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  Speaker 1: She loved me. She was laughing. She was like, this
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  Speaker 1: is great. Thank you. Thanks for being so open.
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  Speaker 4: Tell her this exact story when you see her.
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  Speaker 3: I will.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell her to listen to it. I told her
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  Speaker 1: we'd do the show. She goes, what radio show do
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  Speaker 1: you do? And I was like, well, I Googled you.
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  Speaker 3: I know that you live in this city and you
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  Speaker 3: can hear us on.
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  Speaker 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah station. And she goes, you
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  Speaker 1: Googled me? Did you find my Facebook? I went, no,
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  Speaker 1: that would have been an invasion of your privacy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to be honest with you. She's going to
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  Speaker 4: come in with notes. She listened to you and went. Yep.
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  Speaker 4: This is what's wrong with you.
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  Speaker 1: Call the show.
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  Speaker 3: If you've gone to therapy to work on stuff, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, just give me some support or tell me
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  Speaker 3: your experience with it.
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  Speaker 1: 833-501-BAMA is the number. That's 833-501-2262.
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  Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on demand. Free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 1: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show. Good morning, Andrew.
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  Speaker 1: Are you calling about me starting therapy?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You cannot tell your therapist the whole truth.
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  Speaker 1: Why not? I told her a lot. I totally trauma-dumped
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  Speaker 1: on her when I talked to her. Oh, I trauma-dumped,
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  Speaker 1: and this lady called that magical phone number on me.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what's the magical phone number? What were you— The
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  Speaker 1: one that calls the people with badges and authority.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, did the cop show up at your house because
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  Speaker 3: of your therapy session? uh yes were you a danger
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  Speaker 3: to yourself or a danger to others uh.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't that style situation it was uh we need
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  Speaker 1: more information on a story you told them oh my
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  Speaker 1: gosh and what happened.
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  Speaker 3: I i trauma dumped and they were like hey this
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  Speaker 3: aligns with some stories that we also need information on.
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  Speaker 3: So is anybody in jail now because of your therapy sessions?
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  Speaker 1: Yes or no?
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  Speaker 7: Three people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 7: I don't think for.
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  Speaker 1: Your safety and my safety. We don't need to talk anymore.
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  Speaker 1: But thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 4: Amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 3: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show. We were
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  Speaker 3: just talking about how I started therapy this week because
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  Speaker 3: I am terrible in relationships and I want to learn
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  Speaker 3: how to be better at that for my future self.
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  Speaker 3: So if you've ever gone through it, call the show. Sheila,
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  Speaker 3: good morning. Are you calling about therapy? Did you go
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  Speaker 3: to it?
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 7: A long time ago, we went for marriage counseling. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: How did that go?
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  Speaker 7: It was very enlightening. He went, I went several times separately,
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  Speaker 7: and then we went together.
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  Speaker 3: So did y'all decide to stay together, or did you
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  Speaker 3: learn in therapy to separate?
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  Speaker 7: The counselor said in our joint counselor, or in our
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  Speaker 7: grade session, you don't need a marriage counselor, you need
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  Speaker 7: a divorce counselor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh!
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  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: So you're divorced now?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I stayed for a long time, but finally I
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  Speaker 7: did get a divorce.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I want to know, because I didn't think that
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  Speaker 3: therapists could tell you what to do with your life decisions.
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  Speaker 3: They just help you work it out. Like, what was
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  Speaker 3: it that made her say you need a divorce?
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  Speaker 7: She said that it was undeniably that we had nothing
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  Speaker 7: in common. We were at odds with each other. We
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  Speaker 7: were making each other miserable.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And she was right. well are you remarried now.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah happily good for.
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  Speaker 1: You well good well thank you for sharing your story.
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  Speaker 7: No problem thanks love your show.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you we love you too thanks for calling and
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  Speaker 3: listening bye.
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  Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know with the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 3: Alabama and Auburn football back this Saturday. Alabama is going
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  Speaker 3: to host East Carolina in Tuscaloosa. Auburn is going to
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  Speaker 3: take off Baylor in Atlanta. Auburn beat Baylor last year,
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: 38 to 24. So Baylor, you know, is going to
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: be looking for payback. But if you love football, it's
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: finally back this weekend. Dolly Parton's Hollywood Walk of Fame
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  Speaker 3: star is being replaced after being vandalized a week after
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: she passed away. Her star was vandalized. People, whoever did it,
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  Speaker 3: scratched her name off on the plaque and you can't
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  Speaker 3: tell that it's hers. The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce spokesperson
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  Speaker 3: confirmed that repairs were already planned because of pre-existing cracks.
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  Speaker 3: So now they're just going to replace the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: And the new one will be revealed on Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Tim Curry.
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  Speaker 3: His cause of death was revealed, too, as coronary artery disease.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: If you know Tim Curry, he was from It and
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  Speaker 3: the Rocky Horror Picture Show. He also passed away at
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  Speaker 3: the age of 80 on Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: August 25th. According to the L.A.
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  Speaker 3: County Department of Public Health, he passed away from coronary
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  Speaker 3: artery disease, but also they listed a history of stroke
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  Speaker 3: and kidney cancer as other significant conditions that contributed to.
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  Speaker 1: His passing away.
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  Speaker 3: We have had way too many celebrity deaths. over the
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  Speaker 3: past few weeks, so hopefully no.
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  Speaker 1: More for a while.
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  Speaker 3: That is three things you need to know. More at thealabamashow.com.
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  Speaker 2: The Alabama Show, on demand, free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 3: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show. Monique, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have good news?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, so I actually have two pieces of good news today.
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  Speaker 1: Give them all to me.
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  Speaker 6: All right, so first today is my daughter's 12th birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 6: And then the second piece of good news I have
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  Speaker 6: is my son, who's been in the hospital since December 2024,
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  Speaker 6: he got released on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. That is huge news. Why can I ask, why
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  Speaker 1: has he been in the hospital so long?
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: What a miracle, though. That is like, that's amazing. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: what's the first thing you did?
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  Speaker 3: Is he home already or he's about to be released?
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  Speaker 3: What's the first thing that you did when you brought
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  Speaker 3: him home?
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  Speaker 7: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: What did he do?
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  Speaker 6: What was his face like? How did he react? His
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  Speaker 6: face was scrunched up most of the time. Like, what
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  Speaker 6: is this? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I can't even imagine.
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  Speaker 1: So how old is he now?
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  Speaker 6: He'll be two in December. So he spent over a
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  Speaker 6: year and a half in the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: What an incredible story. What hospital was he at? Children's?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so he was in Huntsville from December 2024 to
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  Speaker 6: September 2025, and then he got to Birmingham.
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  Speaker 1: Man, that is an incredible story.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so happy for you, and thank you so much
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  Speaker 3: for calling the show and for sharing.
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  Speaker 2: The Alabama Show On Demand, free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 3: If you missed our buddy Pink Beard on America's Got
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  Speaker 3: Talent for the first episode.
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  Speaker 1: Of the live rounds, did you see his performance?
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  Speaker 4: I did see it online. Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see him cry at the end?
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  Speaker 4: I saw him tear up.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: I got emotional with him, too, because Pink Beard, he's
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  Speaker 3: from Birmingham. He is such a good human. He is
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  Speaker 3: such a good person. And I want nothing but success
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  Speaker 3: for him.
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  Speaker 1: I just looked.
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  Speaker 3: He did not make it to the next round of
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  Speaker 3: the live rounds of America's Got Talent. But I still
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: believe because he is so talented and so good, he
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: doesn't need to win. Like if you look at like
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Morgan Wallen was on The Voice, he didn't win. And
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: look how successful he is.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he just got to have that following. I
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: think he's got it now. I generally think he's got it.
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  Speaker 1: He's great.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, Pink Beard, we love you. Congratulations on everything
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  Speaker 3: that you've done. And if you haven't seen that performance,
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  Speaker 3: it is so good.
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  Speaker 1: It is so good. We'll share it at thealabamashow.com.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently, Producer Blake's church had to make new rules because
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: of Producer Blake.
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  Speaker 4: They warned me, but I didn't think it was real.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Alabama with Producer Blake. And you are very involved
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  Speaker 1: in your church. You go every Wednesday and every Sunday.
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  Speaker 4: Correct, yes.
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  Speaker 1: You're a Sunday school teacher.
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  Speaker 4: I have been multiple times, yes.
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  Speaker 1: We've called your pastor on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Multiple times of that as well.
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  Speaker 1: So what happened yesterday?
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  Speaker 5: Well, so Sunday, we get told that a new guy
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  Speaker 5: is going to be teaching the class for a few weeks,
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  Speaker 5: the Wednesday night classes.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So he comes up to me and goes, hey, I
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  Speaker 4: need you to be there this Wednesday. I said, why?
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  Speaker 5: He goes, we're starting a new lesson series. And you
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  Speaker 5: need to hear the guidelines. I said, why do I
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: need to hear the guidelines? He goes, I've written them
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  Speaker 5: for you.
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  Speaker 4: I said, there's a class of like 20 of us.
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  Speaker 4: Why is it for me? He goes, you'll see why Wednesday. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I get there yesterday and he goes, oh, good. You're here.
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  Speaker 4: Sit down.
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  Speaker 5: I said, what?
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  Speaker 3: Sit down.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, this all tracks so far.
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  Speaker 4: He goes, just trust me. He goes, all right, everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Rule number one. He stares at me. OK, in a
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  Speaker 4: room full of 10 to 15 of us.
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  Speaker 5: No questions at this church or in this class that
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  Speaker 5: you wouldn't say at church.
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  Speaker 4: And then he gives an example of one of my questions.
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  Speaker 1: What was it?
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  Speaker 4: I can't say it right here.
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  Speaker 3: You can't even say it on the radio, but you
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  Speaker 3: said it in church.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't say it in church. It's just a question
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  Speaker 4: I've asked.
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  Speaker 1: People at church?
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  Speaker 4: Yes. There you go. But not while we were at church.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what was the other one?
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  Speaker 5: Then he said that you're not allowed to ask anything...
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  Speaker 5: that doesn't pertain to the Bible.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're the bad kid at class.
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  Speaker 5: He said, you have a tendency to go off track
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  Speaker 5: and ask things that don't relate to you.
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  Speaker 1: That tracks. You do go off track. I need this
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  Speaker 1: guy to come give you guidelines for the show.
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  Speaker 5: I said, there's always a reason for my madness. And
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: he goes, I don't care what your reasoning might be.
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  Speaker 5: You're not allowed to ask any dumb questions.
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  Speaker 1: You can't sidetrack his class. I like this guy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, then he said, he pulled me aside at the
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  Speaker 4: end and goes, hey. I don't even know I love
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  Speaker 4: you still.
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  Speaker 1: Stop being annoying.
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  Speaker 4: No, he didn't say annoying.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say it.
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  Speaker 4: But he said... I don't want to have any issues
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  Speaker 4: this class because I think it's a big class.
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  Speaker 1: Was it only the two rules or were there any
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  Speaker 1: other ones? There were more, but I.
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  Speaker 4: Can't remember them all.
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  Speaker 5: I know those two, though, because that one, he stared
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  Speaker 5: at me on both of those. The rest of them
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  Speaker 5: pertained to me, but they were like open-ended rules, but
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  Speaker 5: they were designed for me. He said if I weren't
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  Speaker 5: in the class, he would not have made rules.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wouldn't have had to call the show.
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  Speaker 3: 833-501-BAMA is the number. Who's the producer, Blake, in your life?
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  Speaker 3: You are that guy.
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  Speaker 1: You do... 833-501-BAMA. That's 833-501-2262.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're done.
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  Speaker 3: Anything you missed, you can always download the free iHeartRadio app,
• 19:21
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• 19:25
  Speaker 3: for more chances to win a trip to our iHeartRadio
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Music Festival.
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  Speaker 1: On the way, and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.