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TWR Saturday | The Return of Ash... (And Apex) · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative Studio
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  here in sunny South Florida. Bringing you the latest in
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  politics current events and pop culture.
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  This is he's the Whitfield Report with Sam Whitfield.
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  Alrighty, good evening there. Ladies and gentlemen, walk and
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  welcome to the show. I am joined, of course by a
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  comma and our guest of honor, the return of the ash man who
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  is, I don't know if he'll be able to join us because he's
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  using a using Microsoft Edge as is browser, which I didn't know
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  people still use that. But apparently, you can still
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  use that. People accuse me, I am still
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  living in the mid 2000's. Good Lord asking Kim.
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  Can you hear us? Or can we Now obviously folks
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  this is this is why you do not want to use Edge ashes, probably
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  saying stuff. Probably saying really funny
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  stuff too but we can't hear them because he's using Microsoft
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  Edge instead of anything else. Yeah, instead of anything
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  anything else. So Great.
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  Great Rachel. Start here, it was pretty decent
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  than working. Mostly making my way through
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  Danganronpa to as is the way it goes.
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  Besides that, I really haven't been doing too much honestly,
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  just work around the house, cleaning that sort of thing.
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  Trying not to die in the summer heat, you know, the usual
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  besides that I think that's just about everything.
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  Looks pretty, pretty uneventful week for me.
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  Yeah. Well, for me, I'm just
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  continuing to do you know, freelance work.
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  Now, I'm, you know, done with school and, you know, trying to
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  find a I guess a regular job I guess but I don't know.
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  I do like freelance work. Some of it.
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  You know some gigs are good. Some gig aren't so much but you
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  gotta pick and choose I guess so, that's good.
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  Yeah. Other than that I do want to
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  thank Ash as much as I give him. She actually, he was like, Sam
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  you just need to cough up the 60 bucks to play Alden run.
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  And I'm like, oh yeah, well PayPal to me and so he actually
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  did. So thank you too Ash for you
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  know, the money to buy all of them ring and I've had much fun
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  with that. Um I liked Echoes a little odd
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  tweet, reply of Jim from the office.
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  He's staring through the window. I knew it was gonna be fun, just
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  to just to watch just a quietly watch.
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  Yeah. I think Ash is having a
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  connectivity problem because I'm not seeing bars on him.
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  So I'm thinking it's something, not letting him actually
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  connect. I don't think it has anything to
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  do with those audio equipment. Oh, yeah.
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  That could be, that could be as well. so, an informed way
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  because of the way this is, Set up and because of the way the
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  because of the way Discord keeps like updating their stupid app.
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  I can't pipe through. I can no longer pipe audio
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  through Discord using the sound capturing out that I was using.
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  So God, if I need another War around for that, this is why
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  automatic updates aren't always a good folks.
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  Sometimes you lose feet. Is, they've never always been
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  good. Never even dating way back to
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  the fucking the audience when people used to use Internet
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  Explorer because that should happen with iTunes.
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  The second they turned off file sharing.
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  It was like, damn, I should automatically updated.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  That was a in what? Coming from coming from an Apple
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  Fanboy? Like, even I can admit that was
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  That was bad. And now, you know, now I just
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  have to kind of bitch because now Apple's done.
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  This weird thing where like, on the Mac, they've split your
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  library and three different apps.
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  So instead of it just being iTunes U, not a separate app
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  from for like movies and, you know, TV shows or whatever or
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  sub app for music and a separate app for podcast and as like,
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  It's cool on the iPhone but it doesn't really make sense for
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  why they would do on the Mac. I guess it's like for uniformity
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  but I don't know. I don't, I don't feel like I'm
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  not one of those people that feels like I need.
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  I need like a seamless excuse, you know, experience across all
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  my devices. Sometimes I like to have
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  different experiences on, you know.
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  Online different devices. And that's not necessarily a,
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  just a Mac thing, that's kind of a cross, like just, you know,
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  tablets and phones or whatever as a whole, I guess.
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  So yeah, no. I mean, I think the current
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  version of iTunes out right now is I think 12 point 12, right?
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  Yeah. I'll tell you on my PC.
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  I remember back in the day. In the mid-2000s, when they had
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  the nice version of iTunes, with the art, in the left corner, the
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  bottom left corner, the album art, remember that?
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  Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, yeah.
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  Guess what? I found the installer.
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  And that's what I have on my computer.
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  My iTunes is iTunes 6 where I have the genius, why I have the
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  fucking playlist and the radio and the party Shuffle, and the
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  fucking artwork in the goddamn Corner.
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  Because fuck your bullshit updates.
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  Fuck, you're overloaded libraries and shit like that.
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  I want my art in the corner. God.
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  Fucking damn it. And with that God fucking damn.
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  It looks like we have two new people joining us.
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  Well, oh well, we finally have. We finally have Apex back the
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  Chinese, did not kill him. I was able to send Tim Dillon to
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  save him from the Chinese. Thank you, Tim Dylan.
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  And yeah. So and it looks like ash finally
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  has bars or some passion. Audio equipment.
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  I'll see you connected them brother.
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  My good on audio. Can you guys hear me my sound?
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good. You're perfect.
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  Apex is it's a place to maybe be a little louder.
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  Okay, well, I'd turn myself down this image before I joined.
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  Are we gonna are we gonna are so soft?
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  Dulcet tones. I see I see covid.
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  Didn't wreck that? Throw it too hard?
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  No sir. I don't even think it was covid.
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  I'm I slept with my windows open, it got real cold, randomly
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  one night here in the And the south of the Great Lakes, you
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  know, and I just I fell asleep with just my sheet, you know and
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  woke up cold as a bitch and I like 4:00 in the morning, you
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  know, and close my windows and covered up with the Yankees and
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  then the next day I was like, fuck my throat's like hmm.
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  You know, just kind of I mean it was flooey man.
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  Like there was two solid days that I was like, holy fuck, I'm
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  gonna die. Just fucking kill me but it
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  wasn't. It wasn't any worse than you
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  know it's like a seasonal flu you know.
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  So you didn't City lose smell or taste or anything like that?
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  No no no. Okay then you probably avoided
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  the the China. Yeah.
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  No I think the somehow the Chinese virus is a.
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  I've been able to escape it even though I don't know if you guys
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  saw this on Twitter but I in my Podunk fucking town even though
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  the the China voice. Virus escaped, me completely,
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  but we had some fat fucking white bitches, protesting
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  abortion in the middle of my nowhere.
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  Fucktown Indiana screaming at the top of their lungs, but they
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  tuckered themselves out pretty quick.
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  They only they were only out there for like an hour I think.
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  And there was a news, if nobody brought a McDonald's, how are
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  they? The funny thing is they were
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  literally across the street from McDonald's and then And in front
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  of a Dairy Queen and in front of a Dairy Queen.
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  Yeah. So that's that's that's where
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  you really Target people who might be considering abortions
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  clearly. Yeah.
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  It's like they're, they had they had though, you know, just the
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  stereotypical stupid fucking chance.
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  Like hey, hey ho ho Supreme Court has got to go, you know,
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  no uterus, no voice and stupid shit like that.
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  You know, it was very funny. I was at work And several of my
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  both customers and co-workers, really wanted me to go.
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  And do you know like a man on the street style?
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  Hey, what are you guys out here for and just be a really gentle
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  men, lie, asshole, you know like ask them like like, wait a
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  minute. So, how many abortions have you
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  had you fat bitch? You know without saying the fat
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  bitch part, right? Yeah.
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  Say just say with my tone kind of thing because they were fat,
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  they were fat and disgusting. And there was like, five of
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  there were six people there, in one of them, The fucking toddler
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  like a six-year-old, you know. Oh my oh my, yeah, exactly, you
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  know. So let's whoever whichever of
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  those fat bitches was the mother of that child was probably
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  pissed off that she didn't abort that child, and she's dragging
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  her along to this thing to be like, look, Let me kill my
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  children. Otherwise I'm going to do this
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  more times and more women are going to do this.
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  So you know it's like it was like a threat to to you know
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  legislators across the country. Yeah.
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  The legislators eating at the Dairy Queen and McDonald's very
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  fucking. There we go.
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  God. I love it.
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  I love the energy, man. I laughed so many times already.
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  You're all, we got, we got a long night ahead because I still
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  have to talk to Sam about how he plays Elden ring.
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  So buckle up jumping on their to your all your all.
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  Well, that's fresh material for me.
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  I have no idea how say I don't even know what FYI the reason I
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  had Edge is because my motherfucking friend who does it
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  for a high school and claims he knows how computers work telling
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  me that the problem with my computer is on might need to
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  reset windows. So I did that turns out that
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  wasn't the Problem had to get new cards of Life.
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  Everything's fine now and all my bookmarks are gone, which I
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  didn't realize at the time and my life is ruined and I had Edge
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  and I was like, fuck. I had aged, I changed it to
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  Mozilla again. Damn, you know, I don't like a
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  lot of things Chrome does but the fact that Chrome will keep
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  all of my bookmarks tied to my account, that is kind of a nice
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  feature. Yeah, probably probably FBI has
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  your bookmarks 20? Probably on the several state
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  level watchlist? They don't they it.
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  What the fuck? Don't they have though, man?
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  Come on. It's if we're talking about,
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  it's just buddies a convenient to this point because
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  realistically, they've got it all, you know, they're just
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  sitting there going. Wow, this guy really likes it.
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  Old tech TV show from 2003, Jesus Christ.
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  This guy's a fucking loser. What the fuck?
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  Yeah, exactly. Punching Morgan Webb of past
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  three days. And it's just the same Googling.
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  He's not clicking on anything, he's watching the same review of
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  Hitman over and over and then Allah who sell tactics.
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  That's the way, especially realistic.
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  No, but it's got a cutesy anime RPG style.
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  That Adam might not like, but you might for a 3 out of 5.
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  Yes. And why do I remember By the
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  way, I need hit play the way hit hit man to or Hitman also hit me
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  or else Hitman number. Well, I've also been playing
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  Hitman part 2. I got.
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  Oh okay. So both so both.
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  That's okay. That's a fair distinction.
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  Yeah, but anyway. Well, you know, we hold on, hold
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  on, hold on. One more thing, Hitman two is
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  in. Hitman the second game in the
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  series released or Hitman to the second part of the reboot of the
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  franchise and which were currently in a Trilogy.
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  Yes. The second, the second okay.
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  Okay. Then the most recent, Hitman
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  two. Yeah, the most recent man to I
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  know it's when I became so when I want when I when I went to
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  play, I'm like wait. So is this is this like a
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  remaster the old one I played when I was a kid or what?
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  Is this like is this like a is this?
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  Oh that's right. This is the new Hitman to okay.
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  And it's fucking phenomenal. I have dumped hours nuns.
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  I fucking love Hitman games. So, do I even the bad ones?
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  Even the fucking bad ones. I said, I love you but good
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  Sammy good. But if you got, if you guys want
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  to laugh at my, my Alden ring gameplay.
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  Holy shit. You got you guys.
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  Well, we're getting there, I got you to say, yeah, let's not,
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  let's not, let's not, you know, jump the gun buddy because I
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  have you guys can laugh at me for quite a bit.
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  I could imagine anyway, because I've actually never played at
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  first of all, I played any of the Hitman games.
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  Second of all, I don't play any video games these days, but the
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  closest I can relate to is Syphon Filter back on, like, oh
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  yes, one was good shit. No, really.
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  Never heard of Syphon Filter. It was altar Syphon Filter.
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  So is that like a plumbing simulator?
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  It is a secret agent simulator, a pool thing, simulator.
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  It's yeah. A game than a simulator.
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  But yes, yeah, it's definitely a game.
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  But it's like, it's the first at least by my recollection.
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  The first to really, utilize stealth and like darkness.
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  And, you know, take an enemy's down and moving them out.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I play Hitman, as
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  well as blenders. I I play Hitman the way, it's
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  meant to be played, like, it's a fucking James Bond film, and I
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  love about a nothing, nothing better than a bald white man in
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  South America pretending to be a Machi and the guys next to him
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  just going. Okay, I guess let's start
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  playing. Everyone knows is due to this.
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  Gringo does not belong here. Don't let him in this fine.
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  He looks threatening. So fuck it.
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  I'm not going to question number you.
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  Got our outfit on God. Fucking get me the so far.
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  My favorite level is the racetrack on.
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  That's so cool. Oh God.
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  I love using the sniper in the flamingo costume to cause just
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  everyone to crash. I just want full Joker school,
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  shooter mode, and just shot all the, like, the attendees.
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  Oh, I've done that. Why wouldn't you do that?
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  Why would you just always do that?
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  I'm a final video game, but sometimes you want to just
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  pumped up kicks. The situation and you know, no
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  Russian is the best mission in any video game ever.
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  I mean, let's be honest, like, that's what we all play the
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  games for, it's the name of the mission, bro.
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  All right. I know, I know, but just
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  referring to the act of that as a no Russian.
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  Yeah, that's better than a Pumped Up Kicks because we're
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  talking about the video game. Alright, nothing more.
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  Nothing less, you know. Yeah, but like, you know, just
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  the doors open fucking mg42 Puck and just remember, bro.
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  And but, you know, just always put on a lot of meme.
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  No. Can I do one of those?
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  No consequences? Like no real consequence like
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  that's. Oh yeah.
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  No. Yeah, that's what video gaming
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  is supposed to be No, you just whoo, let's go.
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  Man. Have you have you seen that
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  speedrun where the guy just like he starts the level and you just
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  goes up to the top, like office building takes a laptop, throws
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  it off a window and then like the girl driving the race car,
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  kills her own father in the missions accomplished in walks
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  out. No, I have no, that's okay.
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  What am I? What the hell am I doing?
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  Corner of the compound but basically basically that's why
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  it's worth $60 for you. Not for a speedrunner, well
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  yeah, or maybe more for a speedrunner.
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  Maybe they have to play a lot more to get to that point.
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  Oh, they do like, you have to really learn a lot of that clock
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  working and timing. Yes.
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  I just had a really good idea. Don't want to jump the gun.
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  Like Sammy tried to do these. Rabbits are casted it now.
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  No, no, no, no. That does sound like something I
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  would say. But in reference to when we
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  start talking about Sammy and Eldon ring remind me and I will
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  bring will talk about that. Okay, continue about what,
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  whatever the fuck, I mean fucking we can go right into it.
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  I think we've all just jerked off hit man enough right now.
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  So I mean do you like do you like Elton ring Sammy?
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  I mean I I do like it. I just don't know.
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  I like the graphics and I like the huh?
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  I am literally I think I'm like an Elm wood which I think is
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  like the training level still or something.
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  Okay so so I can I can give a good recap so those who know can
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  know and I can explain it for those who can because Sam is in
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  a tornado of not knowing anything going on around him.
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  Okay, Tom back. But hold on time up literally.
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  Let me get this out real quick. Because what I was going to say
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  is what we should do. Sammy is start a channel where I
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  come in. Eight a video game that you're
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  playing that. I've I have literally no
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  experience with any of the from soft games at all.
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  I could just commentate on what you're doing, not knowing what
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  you're doing and not knowing what the fuck I'm talking about.
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  And having like, it could be really fun.
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  Just spit ball idea. So doing like an overdub of my
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  of my gameplay footage base, directors, commentary.
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  Terry, but the dude didn't direct it.
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  Yeah, yeah, no. I I can play without the play.
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  We could do a both. I could like talk to you, I get
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  like be in voice chat with you watching you play and like help.
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  You try to figure things out but then also voiceover and be like
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  right now I'm certain that Sammy's gonna the reason he's
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  what I have. Don't even have any idea out of
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  paint a picture. You're going to have no fucking
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  idea. It's gonna be like okay, it
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  looks like Santa the bottle. That's one big.
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  Okay. Sam's dead.
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  That's a big. That's a big.
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  That's a big fucking thing there.
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  I guarantee you and Sammy beats this thing.
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  He's gonna get something really cool.
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  It's gonna be, it's gonna do man.
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  There's hoarsely. A scenario like that.
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  That's perfect actually respond. It looks like he doesn't know
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  where how, to get back to where he was look.
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  Yeah. Like a foot, you know, like like
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  an NFL clip style, you know, clip commentary.
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  Yeah, you know like Cuts Cuts shit together and be like oh
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  he's got a oh nevermind, oh he's not.
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  Okay only doesn't come. Listen folks, the wheelchair
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  translate to video games too, sometimes you can't help it.
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  All right, you should use a healing potion, he should use a
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  heel, he should use a healing God but he didn't.
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  Okay. That's so fucked.
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  Yeah, see that's a know. It's funny that was 17.
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  That's all now Sammy needs to get over here, right?
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  So he needs to you needs to go kill this guy and get this and
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  get this. Are you see what he didn't do?
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  Was keep his shield up in this situation.
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  You are a beautiful, be aware. You know, who's really good at
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  being aware, Brett Favre. Listen, something called ice
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  creams Sammy needs to learn about something called I fridge
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  Spokes, and there's also a shield.
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  You should keep that up before you use those iframes.
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  I know what I friends. Welcome back to episode 15 of
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  Sammy. Plays Elden ring.
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  We're still at the first area of the game.
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  Lower down for you guys need content to watch because I
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  totally have the stream for you. Well look I've seen some of the
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  haters well at least one excuse me of the haters at least
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  notable haters of the Whitfield of an argument necessarily
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  consider my hater. I'm not going to name him but he
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  knows who the fuck he is. Are there enough Maiden doing
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  doing, you know, there'd attraction of Sammy, was it that
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  he's he's slow. Burn Sammy Sammy is very slow
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  burn content like the definition of slow-burn contact.
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  It just says Elven ring and he's got like, 15 more lines of shit
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  to get no. Look.
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  The the truth is go on go on, what, with well go on with what
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  you were saying though. Apex.
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  And I think I think this person is off the internet.
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  Now, by the way, no, they're not know.
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  This person is rebranded there, a doctor.
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  Now, I believe you can just rebranded as a doctor.
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  Yeah, I think so. All you have to do is to be a
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  doctor, in New Jersey is just drop out of med school and boom.
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  Look up and there's somebody look, folks, I would tell ya I'm
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  a fucking doctor. I went to doctor school.
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  Okay. Lady.
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  Take your shirt off. What do you tell Maddox that you
• 25:24
  can just do that. Hmm.
• 25:28
  Look, I liked as a fucking therapist and people actually
• 25:30
  thought it was real. This court for longer than I
• 25:34
  care to admit. That's how you learned about the
• 25:36
  human psyche, huh? That's how we learned a discords
• 25:39
  cancer. Yeah, yeah.
• 25:42
  That both of those things are true.
• 25:44
  Yes. Anyway, I have to admit, I
• 25:49
  wanted to say, hold on. Sorry Ash.
• 25:51
  I wanted to say hi. I've never played any from soft
• 25:54
  game except blood-borne blood-borne.
• 25:59
  I want to play on the PC so badly.
• 26:02
  I only played a little bit of it, because I just genuinely
• 26:05
  didn't understand it. And I didn't, I didn't have the,
• 26:09
  at the time. The, I don't know.
• 26:12
  Like, it just, it wasn't really fun to me.
• 26:16
  The idea of like looking all the just in the short time that I
• 26:19
  played it, like trying to figure out what the fuck was going on
• 26:22
  to the little bit. I looked into it's just seemed
• 26:25
  overwhelming, I hundred percent get why people love it because
• 26:30
  that's what video. It's like it's a modern version
• 26:34
  of what old school games used to be like it.
• 26:36
  You had to figure it out there were it was much simpler in the
• 26:40
  days of like Contra and shit. Where's like just patterns of
• 26:43
  enemies shooting go to certain ways?
• 26:46
  Yeah, go to the right jump left up down, you know, like in this
• 26:49
  certain pattern, it's obviously more complicated than that but
• 26:53
  it's it's just just a more complicated version of the same
• 26:56
  kind of concept. I guess it's pretty cookie
• 26:59
  cutter. Just not easily understood
• 27:05
  unless you, you know, you get the formula, you know, it was
• 27:08
  one of the genre creating games in it.
• 27:12
  Yeah. What's the, what's the Creator's
• 27:14
  name? Did you talk to me is a key
• 27:17
  Miyazaki? That's it Miyazaki I didn't mean
• 27:21
  to. Hold on.
• 27:23
  You asked for a name. I gave you a name.
• 27:25
  If you didn't ask for a last name, you are really fucking
• 27:28
  name. No nevermind.
• 27:35
  He's Japanese. He wouldn't sound like that.
• 27:36
  Sucking his dick? No.
• 27:47
  Miyazaki who also looks like a fat Japanese baby.
• 27:51
  And any picture I've ever seen of him, he makes it seems to
• 27:55
  make excellent games. I have no, no qualms with people
• 28:00
  that like it. I just for some reason, I don't
• 28:04
  do any of the things that I used to love including play video
• 28:07
  games. The last video game that I truly
• 28:09
  enjoyed playing was Ghost of tsushima.
• 28:12
  Who is that fun? It's oh yeah, I enjoyed that.
• 28:16
  Walk out of that game. Yeah.
• 28:18
  Is that not Dark? Souls e?
• 28:20
  No good. I've heard people compare it to
• 28:23
  it but I don't see the comparison from my experience.
• 28:27
  It's it's not super easy. Yeah, there's yeah, but it's
• 28:33
  yeah, but it's not like hard core part of the mechanics know.
• 28:38
  It's very it's very much. I don't even.
• 28:44
  Yeah, yeah, I don't even really know how to describe it in nerd
• 28:48
  terms anymore. I would say the really cool
• 28:52
  thing about like, for example, blood-borne or Dark Souls 3.
• 28:55
  Like, it's really fun or whatever, but it's hard to
• 28:58
  replay for me, like, I really love Dark Souls 3 and like I
• 29:01
  start a new character or something.
• 29:03
  And I, I'm kind of thinking about how I'm going to play the
• 29:06
  game and I'm like, thinking about a later area, but then you
• 29:08
  realize, you have to go through this area.
• 29:11
  Then this area and they don't really want to do that area.
• 29:14
  So when I play the eldering, I was so fucking happy because you
• 29:18
  can go wherever you want to. Up to a certain point.
• 29:23
  Well, yeah, but it was like yours.
• 29:24
  It's not another form from soft game, like it's fucking wild.
• 29:29
  You don't have to go through this fucking linear path.
• 29:32
  Basically, to get to the next place is so cool, like I would
• 29:35
  start again and just like go wherever and see what happens.
• 29:39
  And that's I mean, that's amazing.
• 29:40
  I think that's why everyone loves Elden ring.
• 29:42
  Honestly Give me the multiplayer was broken when I got it.
• 29:52
  One of them, the main sail, their servers were not ready for
• 29:59
  that slamming. Fix now, have you tried playing?
• 30:02
  Yeah, it's been fixed for a while, that's why it's a lot
• 30:17
  better than it. Launch.
• 30:18
  Oh, I come over question. Re question, regarding
• 30:23
  multi-player on an elegant ring. Is multiplayer depend on the
• 30:30
  console or the plan. Yes, it is.
• 30:33
  It is region. It is a I think it's console
• 30:36
  locked but PS4 and PS 5 might be able to play together.
• 30:40
  It might be just yeah I guess you'd say console or brand
• 30:46
  locked so Xbox with Xbox PS4 PS with PS and then PCS off on
• 30:51
  their I can't play with Danny. Huh?
• 30:54
  Neither can I damn now with that a PS4?
• 30:58
  S5, hard Vickers. Vickers can play with me?
• 31:03
  Completely Vickers? Has to pull the plastic off
• 31:06
  first. Shit.
• 31:07
  Yeah. Which we know he won't do maybe
• 31:15
  I mean if he can get past the first boss of the outer case,
• 31:18
  plastic to do. Well, that that's that's his
• 31:24
  that's his big boss battle. It's not even mine.
• 31:27
  It's not Importing the game, it's unboxing.
• 31:30
  Got the console. Yeah, after that, the game's
• 31:34
  cake, he knows exactly what to do.
• 31:36
  I did want to say, though, before I forget, because I
• 31:38
  wanted to, let's say me talk, they're going back to Ghost of
• 31:41
  tsushima. Like there became a there became
• 31:44
  a standard for me because I fucking loved video games
• 31:48
  forever. You know, I've grew up in the
• 31:51
  90s early 2000s and shit. So but like just quality like
• 31:56
  the the standard that the The developer was putting out and
• 32:01
  instead of trying to milk even good games, Battlefield 3 was
• 32:06
  the first real online game that I ever played.
• 32:08
  And I put over a thousand hours over a thousand hours into that
• 32:13
  fucking game on. Multiplayer.
• 32:14
  Multiplayer game. Sorry, very good.
• 32:15
  Yeah, very good movies, in single player decent, decent
• 32:18
  enough, you know, decent enough but it certainly wasn't what it
• 32:21
  was, you know, built for now. But, but ghosts of tsushima,
• 32:27
  They Rockstar Games. Fucking put that out and they
• 32:31
  they know what is it now? Rock star.
• 32:34
  No, it's not. It's sucker.
• 32:36
  Well, who is it? Sucker punch?
• 32:38
  I'm sorry. Holy shit.
• 32:39
  I cannot believe I mix those up my fault because anybody, from
• 32:44
  either of those companies are going to ever fucking hear this.
• 32:47
  But no sucker punch, who what they did some other notable
• 32:52
  games that I can't? Recall.
• 32:54
  Come on Sucker Punch. Way.
• 32:57
  I got a fucking turn on me. They did fucking Sly Cooper.
• 33:00
  They did Infamous Haiku Infamous know.
• 33:04
  Yeah, the Infamous games which are pretty well regarded.
• 33:09
  Anyway, these are the sly Cooper's sitting back in the
• 33:14
  day. Yeah, Sly Cooper.
• 33:15
  That's good, shit. You need a PlayStation though.
• 33:19
  Yeah, that's like goes have one already but no, they released
• 33:25
  Cosa tsushima. As a complete package, just solo
• 33:29
  whatever. And then out of nowhere, came
• 33:33
  out of nowhere. You know eight months later.
• 33:36
  They're like oh by the way we're releasing this multiplayer just
• 33:40
  like wide, spanning multiplayer, experience out of fucking
• 33:44
  nowhere based on like you know, Japanese lower like ghost shit,
• 33:50
  you know, like the whole weird shit that they got going on over
• 33:54
  there and it was very, it was fun.
• 33:56
  Can fun dude. It worked.
• 33:58
  Well, it's a good. It's a very good game.
• 34:01
  I just I appreciated the shit out of it and I still have it on
• 34:07
  a physical copy of it, but I don't even turn my fucking PS4
• 34:10
  on anymore. I'm I missed the things that I
• 34:13
  love, guys. Somebody help me, please.
• 34:15
  No, what's wrong with me? What did you replace it with
• 34:19
  drugs and alcohol shit. And and and Like YouTube videos
• 34:27
  that I don't care about and scroll and Twitter and shit.
• 34:31
  You know you if you have returned to normal, I'm afraid.
• 34:36
  Yeah yeah and and there is the Apex we know is back.
• 34:41
  So shut up Sammy, don't you dare?
• 34:43
  Don't you dare? I'll leave right the fuck now
• 34:45
  I'll never come back. No that's not true.
• 34:52
  I had again another one of your haters reach out and say so We
• 34:57
  did Sir, dude, it's a me fucking break up with you, dude.
• 35:01
  It's like, no, no, no Sammy cannot fucking quit me.
• 35:05
  I'm just letting some different kind of retards, wheel him
• 35:08
  around the internet for a little bit, your well, I didn't make a
• 35:20
  joke that were behind the woodshed.
• 35:28
  Yeah, someone who hates him.
• 35:56
  I want that real. You like yeah, kind of kind of,
• 36:02
  you know, like it's like the Kiwi Farms sort of mentality
• 36:06
  where you like you pick on the, yeah, you Meg, you pick on the
• 36:10
  people that you like, you know, I would put some weird things
• 36:15
  into weird context as when you started thinking about some of
• 36:18
  those threads and Yeah, it does kind of on purpose actually
• 36:24
  really really would speaking kiwi Farms, I guess Andy.
• 36:32
  Well first off margit hella green is retarded.
• 36:38
  Yep. Second off Andy wore ski got
• 36:41
  knocked out in less than a minute.
• 36:50
  Look, that way brutal. I have several I said on
• 36:54
  Twitter. Like anybody I most people like
• 36:58
  99 point, something percent of people will never set foot into
• 37:03
  a ring much less under those fucking lights in front of
• 37:06
  thousands of people are you got your improv?
• 37:09
  Sure anybody that does deserve some props, but that was fucking
• 37:13
  embarrassing, didn't even know that was like recover and stay
• 37:17
  in the fight. There was like the other guy
• 37:18
  wins. Duke will no no.
• 37:21
  He got knocked the fuck it over but he got it.
• 37:25
  Cleared just day. He was a leader.
• 37:28
  He was told he look like a baby fucking deer.
• 37:32
  He looked like a baby worst. He looked like a baby.
• 37:35
  Deer wrapped in fucking cellophane standing on two legs.
• 37:39
  He was stiff is a bitch. Is he going to sign Tyson now
• 37:43
  forever? No, look, I'm a motherfucker.
• 37:48
  He made a shit, he made us. Load of fucking money for 30
• 37:51
  seconds worth of work or has been and that's a cope.
• 37:56
  But no, he got it, he got the trike, a trip to fucking Europe.
• 37:59
  He's in happy punches fucking roster like he's in with those
• 38:04
  people. Now if you know the real winner
• 38:07
  honestly is ppp's fat fucking disgusting.
• 38:10
  Oh God. Yeah.
• 38:11
  Oh yeah, he pulled in at least half and he's purse.
• 38:15
  He's right there with and that he's in his fucking.
• 38:19
  Anyone that said They made against Andy.
• 38:22
  Wow! Look I thought look, I saw that.
• 38:26
  What's that, sorry. Sorry.
• 38:28
  Why does the fat guy get money? Because he's and he's fucking
• 38:31
  co-host. He's like his cohort and he's
• 38:35
  because and he's fucking retarded.
• 38:37
  He and he needed and he needed this fat piece of shit as like,
• 38:42
  you know, some sort of moral support, who did nothing
• 38:45
  literally nothing really realize half of half of that is probably
• 38:50
  cheaper than any sort of like coach or ringside person that he
• 38:54
  would have paid. Bullshit, that's bullshit.
• 38:57
  Because if he would have fucking, if he would have got
• 39:00
  actual training that what's clear to me, and I have done
• 39:03
  some, like, sparring and stuff, not a great deal.
• 39:07
  I've I don't dare compare myself to what Andy did.
• 39:10
  That's huge. That is fucking huge to go out
• 39:12
  there, but he looked like he'd never even sparred before.
• 39:17
  Like he didn't even he was so fucking tense, dude.
• 39:21
  And I get, I didn't know a goddamn thing about salt poppy
• 39:24
  either. And Then compared to each other.
• 39:28
  So puppy actually looked like he knew what the fuck he was doing
• 39:30
  and Andy looked like a fucking baby deer in headlights.
• 39:35
  So well, according to what, according to Andy said on, I
• 39:41
  forget either Instagram or Twitter, wanted the to I he
• 39:46
  budgeted video and he basically said he would, he was kind of
• 39:49
  laughing and he was saying, yeah, I mean I got my ass handed
• 39:53
  to me but then again so I'll pass He has been training since
• 39:57
  I was like 7 or something and I was the point p.
• 39:59
  P made on Twitter, right? Okay, I don't know if that was
• 40:05
  being. If why don't you fight him?
• 40:07
  Yeah, if he's been training since he was, you got to fly out
• 40:10
  to Europe. You got the hotel, you got the
• 40:12
  fucking purse. You can make bro, yourself and
• 40:14
  went ahead of ourselves. You're a stupid retard internet
• 40:28
  celebrity of the last 10 years, at least there's thousands of
• 40:32
  people that know your name. Why would I yeah?
• 40:36
  Why the fuck would he already has a stutter.
• 40:37
  What more can a concussion do to fucking?
• 40:43
  I made fucking to twenty thousand dollars.
• 40:45
  You fucking retards again? Yeah, for 30.
• 40:49
  Seconds of work, more or less - somewhere.
• 40:52
  So, look, look, I'm gonna Pause real quick and I'm going to
• 40:58
  revert this all this back to Ethan Ralph who makes nowhere
• 41:02
  near this money but is doing exactly the same thing on the
• 41:07
  basest of scales. So you know I mean he does not
• 41:13
  deserve any credit and he's is not really deserve any credit,
• 41:16
  he deserves more credit than Ethan Ralph in any in any way
• 41:20
  you measure it, he deserves credit for a good fucking grift.
• 41:24
  Well, Ralph will Even getting the Rings, huh?
• 41:27
  Well, Ralph is in master at avoiding it and still staying in
• 41:32
  his position if North do is like leaning forward.
• 41:37
  Well, no, look. We've seen from look.
• 41:40
  And that was the hottest. Take us all on Twitter today was
• 41:44
  that Ethan Ralph put up more of a fight in Portugal than Andy
• 41:48
  did in the ring today? Well, yeah, because that's
• 41:53
  actually kind of true. Well, the thing is Poppy was
• 41:55
  going for the kill shot to knock them out and Dan realized, oh,
• 42:01
  he's soft, I need to not go too hard on him.
• 42:04
  Yeah, well, well no, it was Is holding up two middle fingers,
• 42:08
  while you're fat bulging, gut out in a bunch in front of a
• 42:11
  bunch of doors, is that really fighting back?
• 42:15
  Well, well in also opposed to getting knocked the fuck out and
• 42:20
  falling, he got nothing in the street for nothing and he got
• 42:24
  knocked out in 20 seconds for 20,000 dollars.
• 42:29
  I mean, I don't look, I have not heard a confirmation on what
• 42:32
  he's, what he's made. But I already I already admitted
• 42:38
  that the motherfucker made a shitload of money for basically
• 42:41
  no work and he gets all the credit, the world and especially
• 42:44
  PPP they fucking. They have done it man.
• 42:48
  They've done it. And You know, and I watch some
• 42:52
  of the other fights actually on this card.
• 42:55
  The the two fights, the ks I did.
• 42:58
  And one of them was like a professional fighter that had
• 43:01
  five fights. I don't know if you guys know
• 43:04
  anything about that. I'll only saw Sam.
• 43:07
  Hi. It's through a fucking bazooka
• 43:09
  of a bunch. Whoo dude Sam hide.
• 43:12
  That was worth the whole fucking thing.
• 43:14
  He's gonna fucking kill you. Yeah, I have the county met in
• 43:24
  person. He's real life is real.
• 43:27
  Life is so sad that him and idubbbz didn't fight because I
• 43:33
  don't know like two or three. He's like 220 pound.
• 43:39
  He's fucking huge. Idubbbz this tiny break his
• 43:44
  fucking that's good. Yeah.
• 43:47
  It wouldn't even look you break. Something is punching Sam.
• 43:51
  I'm 62 like 185. And as I've said before, I wish
• 43:56
  Sammy was more popular so that I could challenge these mother.
• 43:59
  I would shout I would fucking do a better Irish accent.
• 44:07
  No, no, no, no, I just wish that's all instead of drinking
• 44:15
  and doing drugs all the time. Yeah man.
• 44:21
  And still be a drug addict and loser in my personal time, you
• 44:25
  know? Well, hello.
• 44:28
  This is why we need to start a rock band, a pact well how,
• 44:33
  dude? Look, what are you going to be
• 44:34
  the vocalist? I mean, I mean,
• 44:54
  Ever could. Yeah, I want definitely blew my
• 45:18
  brains out. Yeah, I'll take that in that
• 45:25
  direction. Y'all got to do something with
• 45:27
  it. Sorry.
• 45:47
  I cut them into perhaps just, you know,
• 45:59
  speculating drunken artistically here.
• 46:03
  What's that you You guy in the wheelchair with the disfigured
• 46:06
  body, Frankie something, Frederic know, Ricky Berwick.
• 46:09
  How can we get? Ricky Berwick versus Sam
• 46:12
  Whitfield dude, a boxing match versus sandwich filled and Ricky
• 46:16
  Berg would be Blockbuster, don't hire PP hire me, I'll take half
• 46:24
  the cut. Listen Ash, I'll be you, can you
• 46:27
  may know, you may know Sammy in real life but I've got I've got
• 46:32
  a few years I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
• 46:36
  I know. Yeah, well see.
• 46:45
  It's made love on the beautiful Florida.
• 46:52
  That's right. I forgot.
• 47:03
  See, it's the non wheelchair-bound retard.
• 47:06
  Thank you very much. I was hold on.
• 47:08
  And if I didn't and I didn't look, listen guys.
• 47:12
  If there's one thing, I'm good at its derailing Thief.
• 47:14
  Fuck out of this show. So what were you guys talking
• 47:19
  about a minute ago? We were so bad.
• 47:24
  Sam playing fucking Eldon without any indication of what
• 47:40
  to do or how to do it and it's fascinating because I watch you
• 47:47
  go forward, not really know what you're doing and died of the
• 47:50
  first boss, which is to be expected.
• 47:53
  And then when you're presented with a fork in your path, the
• 47:57
  first Fork after you re wake back up between the way forward
• 48:01
  and the tutorial path and there's a pop-up that shows you.
• 48:04
  Here's the tutorial path. It'll explain how to play the
• 48:07
  game. You say, fuck that and head
• 48:09
  straight for the door. So as you more word, starting to
• 48:14
  move into the game. You don't know what your buttons
• 48:18
  are, you don't know what does what you managed to make your
• 48:21
  way outside and and by the grace of America God you taken that
• 48:26
  view and I know you can. So you're then presented with a
• 48:30
  couple things to do in the world you're presented to go forward
• 48:34
  where there is a 14 15 20 foot Giant on top of a horse with a
• 48:38
  golden giant axe that is patrolling an area.
• 48:42
  And then there's a bunch of everything else that has none of
• 48:44
  that. So Sam's Full decision is I'm
• 48:48
  going to go fight that in which absolutely what happens.
• 48:52
  You get your shit rocked into the ground left, right?
• 48:55
  And Center, you then decide. Okay, I'm probably, I'm probably
• 49:00
  not supposed to be doing that, that that nah, I'm good, okay,
• 49:03
  any runoff you can start on down animals, exploring starting to
• 49:07
  learn, you find a catacomb and the whole time, I'm screaming at
• 49:11
  the top of my lungs at the monitor, disturbing the peace in
• 49:15
  my neighborhood. Gone to the enemies, you fucking
• 49:19
  cripple, do your sums work and then I remember only, he doesn't
• 49:26
  know that there is lock on because he's skipped the
• 49:28
  tutorial. Oh, all things considered you
• 49:34
  did quite well without ever locking onto a single enemy.
• 49:37
  So we're knowing most of your buttons or mechanics.
• 49:40
  So why is there a way to go back and like play or will?
• 49:44
  Or am I gonna have to restart like a whole?
• 49:46
  Yes. You go back into that main
• 49:48
  catacomb, right? The elevator back actually, go
• 49:50
  to the grace and then just walk backwards to where that hole is
• 49:54
  because one thing I one thing, I one thing I didn't do on that on
• 49:59
  that character was Sinai. I made another character that
• 50:05
  was like a different class. What I did was the guy you go up
• 50:09
  and talk to you. I accidentally stabbed him.
• 50:13
  Oh yeah, I forgot my sword and then that mother Locker like
• 50:18
  started fighting me and what? Okay, hold on.
• 50:21
  No, no pause, pause Sammy. Sammy, I'm not.
• 50:25
  You can't lie to me brother. I know this game Left Right and
• 50:27
  Center. If you attack white face Vari or
• 50:30
  white Mastiffs are a one time he'll go.
• 50:32
  What are you doing? You talking again?
• 50:34
  You better stop and then you have to attack them.
• 50:36
  A third time to make him go aggro Sam.
• 50:40
  You didn't just hit him with your sword.
• 50:42
  You repeatedly struck him with your sword shit.
• 50:45
  Yeah, you're right. Welcome to the drunk.
• 50:48
  I'll testing fucking retard podcast, we're talking about
• 50:51
  altering, this evening, and I'm Sammy sucks field.
• 50:56
  Famous game journalist and he's telling us about his experience
• 50:59
  with eldering, could take, go ahead continue.
• 51:04
  Sorry. I hope throw that in there.
• 51:08
  I just wasn't going to let ships left on that one.
• 51:10
  So you accurate White Face by, you're either going to have to
• 51:13
  beat him or research your fucking character because he'll
• 51:15
  hunt you down every time you That entrance.
• 51:18
  Yeah, what yeah. Which is what I figured out.
• 51:21
  Okay. So yeah.
• 51:24
  It's important. You got Sam a little bit around
• 51:29
  the initial area. Well, so the so what I'm saying,
• 51:32
  is the clip that you saw was one I made from scratch with like a
• 51:36
  new character because the character I had made, oh, that
• 51:41
  was the second. Okay, cracked.
• 51:45
  So you got the notification that there's a tutorial area twice so
• 51:56
  well some yeah so maybe so maybe so maybe I should go back and
• 52:08
  play through the tutorial. You know originally that big old
• 52:12
  notification pop-up was not there.
• 52:15
  Um, they had to add it in the game in a later patch because
• 52:18
  people were completely missing it and then getting upset that
• 52:21
  they didn't know how to play the game.
• 52:23
  And, and, and this is no good to know the messages, apparently
• 52:28
  still not working as well as. Well, the thing of it is is he's
• 52:33
  retarded though, come on. Well, the thing of it is is like
• 52:36
  to, to read the messages, you have to like you have to select
• 52:41
  to read. A lot of them.
• 52:42
  Do know, it's the automatic message that Pops up.
• 52:46
  Oh shhhh. Yeah, I am.
• 52:49
  I am retarded well, dude. Look that's the thing as it's so
• 52:58
  I think it's so ingrained to skip that sort of thing when
• 53:01
  you're playing a video game. Put a video game.
• 53:05
  Genre, you've never played sure for a first person shooter but
• 53:09
  right. No, I mean and that is one thing
• 53:13
  I did notice a, you were playing that like an action game.
• 53:16
  It is not an action game. Yeah.
• 53:18
  You got to research you need to blow everything.
• 53:20
  No you need to just block more trust, trust your shit Bro.
• 53:24
  Even my friends that played it they had played Dark Souls 3 and
• 53:29
  shit before so they know what's up but like they kind of Breeze
• 53:32
  through sheds. So they breathe Satori I have to
• 53:35
  tell them about heavy attacks, work and stuff.
• 53:37
  They're like what? We'll also though this was I can
• 53:41
  pull up on my phone even so I told I told Ashley that I got
• 53:47
  the, that I got Elden ring and let me see what his text was
• 53:56
  here. I do want to say for chat there,
• 53:59
  sadly is not a fart button in the Beavis and Butt-head game
• 54:03
  nor is there, they They pet the dog Button, sad oversight.
• 54:09
  You know, it was rushed. It was they were things that
• 54:12
  weren't complete on launched. Gotta give them some break.
• 54:15
  This is, this is a new game. Oh, I think the old Beavis and
• 54:22
  Butt-head game. That's why I thought your time.
• 54:24
  Yeah. They're still should be a pet,
• 54:28
  the dog Button in Alden ring, but, you know, Can you pile?
• 54:33
  Okay, I so hold on. There should be a pet, the dog
• 54:38
  mechanic in breadth of the wild as well.
• 54:42
  I thought you were going to say every game.
• 54:44
  But yes also, but yeah, every game but there are there is it
• 54:47
  worth their while to see other last game I played in Red Dead
• 54:51
  fellow or yeah and it ended Metal Gear.
• 54:55
  Hmm. So on Thursday, at 8:20 p.m. my
• 55:03
  time my brother playing Elden ring.
• 55:06
  Thank you. This is my text message to A to
• 55:08
  Ash, Ash replies, my pleasure and joy, don't even look up
• 55:13
  guides just super fun. Actually you can respect your
• 55:18
  guy. This game has so much.
• 55:20
  Do you weigh entertained for hours upon hours?
• 55:24
  So, Okay, so I should but I should have done the tutorial so
• 55:31
  I shall I apply incorrectly Sam and I keep it isn't like that.
• 55:35
  No, you should uh, probably go through the tutorial because we
• 55:38
  call a buzzkill. No, just no, keep all the pros,
• 55:50
  just hit right bumper over and over.
• 55:52
  Okay. Look no, no I want Sam to know
• 55:55
  everything. He can do and have every tool at
• 55:59
  his possible disposal to be at his disposal because then when
• 56:04
  the game starts to say, no, that's when the fun starts.
• 56:11
  The gang squads, the one corpse in the snow.
• 56:15
  No, I just I disagree. I think his ass against the wall
• 56:21
  over and over and then there will be looking for the
• 56:24
  downhill, put it down. But I think he'll come back and
• 56:26
  be like, I'm, I've got to do this for my cock.
• 56:31
  And we'll be, we can be like Jesus, and you beat that boss.
• 56:33
  Yeah, you'd be like, no be like, really, in figure it out on your
• 56:37
  own yet. Sam thought you were pulling
• 56:39
  genius. I mean, I have the best lording
• 56:43
  of that over anyone here. But even I'm not going to be
• 56:46
  that asshole. Hey, listen, I will say this, I
• 56:53
  got further than Ben Shapiro. Who did better than Ethan Ralph?
• 57:01
  Not that is hard. But you know what can you bowl
• 57:23
  in the oven? Yeah, and puppies, puppies
• 57:28
  puppies. Save itself.
• 57:33
  Yeah, some sort of pet that everybody loves that.
• 57:37
  You don't put in the oven unless you're like South America or
• 57:42
  China China. For sure.
• 57:45
  Maybe he South Americans, eat, guinea pigs.
• 57:50
  Yeah, they do kind of, I mean look, bro, there's good.
• 57:53
  Hedgehogs are like way more prominent and lots of play.
• 57:57
  I don't know. I've never seen a hedgehog in
• 57:59
  the wild. A life.
• 58:01
  That's kind of ever seen. One eaten.
• 58:04
  Well I mean either doesn't mean people don't eat this.
• 58:08
  Alright alright Mister D really Liz let's pull it back on.
• 58:11
  Just a little bit. Well I got to pet eating.
• 58:23
  What do you what do you mean by that?
• 58:26
  Eric because because I'm crippled and I require like you
• 58:29
  know, certain accommodations might I say, who the fuck cares?
• 58:33
  I Other my fucking tax money. Go to Sam's crippled ass than
• 58:37
  anything. Our government will use on it.
• 58:39
  I agree. I actually agree completely, but
• 58:42
  thank you. We should hold on, time out.
• 58:47
  Time out of time. Yes, time the fuck out.
• 58:50
  I don't want none of my money do.
• 58:52
  I don't want none of my gut money going to this crippled
• 58:54
  bitch. I'll build him a fucking ramp
• 58:57
  okay, but if any of the money you got to go anyway has to go
• 59:03
  see. You rather go to the government
• 59:05
  or fucking saying. No, no.
• 59:07
  See it goes to, it does not has to my friend.
• 59:12
  Well, that IRS is because they're starting to arm their
• 59:14
  agents. Well, guess what?
• 59:16
  We've there's more of us than there are of them.
• 59:18
  And I have been quietly. I've been quietly and sort of
• 59:23
  pseudo, subjectively advocating, you know, violence against
• 59:30
  things in Minecraft. Yeah.
• 59:34
  Damn cat. Just literally put my pinky as I
• 59:37
  said, sorry about your cats and glowy.
• 59:44
  Is that what is that? What is that?
• 59:45
  What? The microphone cats?
• 59:46
  The CIA? Yeah, y'all don't know the cats
• 59:52
  aren't real. Does it?
• 59:53
  Does it? Does the cats aren't real
• 59:57
  movement on Reddit? That's what really got me.
• 1:00:00
  That's what red? Pilled me.
• 1:00:01
  Honestly, the cats are real movement.
• 1:00:03
  He said a real Of course it is, dude.
• 1:00:36
  I didn't even let them out but they just, they weren't here
• 1:00:38
  anymore and then they came back like a couple months ago.
• 1:00:42
  Oh, but bird. There were birds outside my
• 1:00:46
  window. In some places, they have the
• 1:00:49
  birds and replace them with cats.
• 1:00:51
  So your cats went to another place the bird into the hitch of
• 1:00:56
  their cameras and species whatever they want to call and
• 1:00:59
  feelings and shit. Need like to change your scenery
• 1:01:01
  everything, monsters everything. Well no, they They've got to
• 1:01:04
  recharge, right? They've got to recharge and they
• 1:01:06
  got a download that data. They can't they can't suck it
• 1:01:09
  all up to the cloud, right? It makes more sense to get it
• 1:01:13
  downloaded to a physical hard drive.
• 1:01:15
  So swap the cat up for Birds, what the breakdown for cats.
• 1:01:20
  I mean, it makes sense for me. We're gonna need a third animal
• 1:01:22
  soon. God damn it.
• 1:01:23
  The thing that nobody realizes is that like cats are basically
• 1:01:28
  hard drives are like bird. I mean I mean please please
• 1:01:34
  Insane. Well, right.
• 1:01:36
  Because we're living in The Matrix essentially.
• 1:01:40
  And oh boy. Oh boy.
• 1:01:42
  Oh boy. We're getting deep into it.
• 1:01:45
  We're rolling up the wheelchair ramp now, boys and whenever
• 1:01:50
  whenever you see a cat in The Matrix, something always changes
• 1:01:54
  Sammy. If you're crossing the Matrix so
• 1:01:56
  you crippled in real life, no, of course not.
• 1:02:00
  Oh The truth is Sammy in his
• 1:02:15
  wheelchair. Surprisingly drop-kicked fucking
• 1:02:22
  the black guy in his throat and then took he took both of the
• 1:02:27
  pills. He's both of the pills.
• 1:02:33
  Yeah. And and then when he woke up in
• 1:02:37
  both in his little pod and the Matrix you know he was he
• 1:02:44
  already had the power of the black man that he had just
• 1:02:46
  kicked in the throat. So he so he could see the
• 1:02:49
  Edward. He could see.
• 1:02:51
  No, he could say the n-word and fly while it ball.
• 1:02:56
  Being we'll look. He's rolling around in a
• 1:02:58
  wheelchair. I'm sorry.
• 1:03:15
  What was the question? What was the question is?
• 1:03:19
  Purple pill makes them. He makes him know he's in The
• 1:03:22
  Matrix but not able to actually leave it.
• 1:03:25
  Well no, it makes him both gay and heterosexual but it also
• 1:03:30
  makes him crippled and able to fly.
• 1:03:34
  Oh, he's like he's in both places at once.
• 1:03:36
  He can't pick one, it's a torture for him.
• 1:03:39
  The poor guy. I actually do it.
• 1:03:41
  So the red and the blue pill, make them both a Republican and
• 1:03:44
  a Democrat at the same time. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:03:47
  Because it look, he's crippled Democrat and, you know, gay
• 1:03:52
  Republican, you know, so it's constantly fighting and then
• 1:03:58
  also crippled. Did I mention that part?
• 1:04:01
  I don't know if that part. Okay.
• 1:04:05
  Okay, everything else is right but but but A lot about John
• 1:04:14
  Eric. Hey, that's saying that is the
• 1:04:20
  looks where you can't look. I see into the I can see into
• 1:04:24
  this Matrix that you come from. You can't, you can't lie to me.
• 1:04:27
  You can lie to me, boy, CMP. Like, I don't care if you call
• 1:04:32
  me a Democrat, but don't you call me a homosexual?
• 1:04:34
  I gotta put my foot down on my part yet.
• 1:04:39
  Not backwards. Look hold on.
• 1:04:42
  You could call me a crippled retarded fucking faggot.
• 1:04:46
  But don't you dare call me a Democrat?
• 1:04:50
  I mean gay. I mean sexual
• 1:05:11
  I'm is at, don't answer that. Don't answer that.
• 1:05:14
  Do it Cersei me. Fuck him, answer.
• 1:05:18
  All right, I just got, I'm just glad.
• 1:05:21
  I'm just glad the Allen saved you from the Chinese because you
• 1:05:27
  know, Jean King or whatever or whoever is using she's called I
• 1:05:35
  think his name is she Chang like she Chinese like Chang you know
• 1:05:41
  like she ching chong yeah Beck's I love you but Could have just
• 1:05:44
  said, Winnie the Pooh, man. No, no, that's too easy.
• 1:05:49
  Oh, that's too easy. I like the, I like the she part,
• 1:05:53
  you know, because it's literally, she she she's using
• 1:05:57
  pink a sheet. It's a, you know, his pronouns,
• 1:05:59
  are she cuz he's the fucking homo, you know, he's, he's a gay
• 1:06:03
  Chinese food. Yes.
• 1:06:05
  Please sit. But please continues.
• 1:06:08
  I mean I appreciate your back. I do know that the Chinese
• 1:06:15
  Someone from the Chinese Embassy, or whatever called and
• 1:06:18
  was like, ah, so yes, we have, yeah, yeah, awesome.
• 1:06:33
  The Apex Wallah. We will, we will exchange.
• 1:06:39
  We will exchange him for one of our Chinese hackers and I'm
• 1:06:44
  like, whoo. Shit and I'm like, yeah I know
• 1:06:48
  sorry wrong number but then so so it won't number something
• 1:06:57
  wrong number. So I did even negotiate for you
• 1:07:03
  really. But Allentown is infant.
• 1:07:05
  Look in your system. You just openly admitted, you're
• 1:07:10
  crippled fucking cowardice to the people.
• 1:07:12
  You didn't have to do that man, but not that he's good.
• 1:07:16
  You didn't even dispute that you were gay, which was the whole
• 1:07:19
  thing. You started to argue just now,
• 1:07:25
  well, Democrat and everything else.
• 1:07:47
  Like I said, I only gave her John, Eric head and Inkay and
• 1:07:52
  occasionally evil. Eric, But that's mainly because
• 1:07:56
  evil Erica's. So he's occasionally just saying
• 1:07:59
  if you're if you're already willing to make exceptions for 2
• 1:08:03
  male dicks. Yeah.
• 1:08:04
  Where is it going to stop? Where is growth.
• 1:08:06
  Look, I'm telling you, I say, okay, I'm going to have only one
• 1:08:09
  potato chip of this lays. Look, if you are lazy, you don't
• 1:08:15
  if Johnny arcade put on a fucking red wig and had tits
• 1:08:19
  stuffed in his T-shirt, Sammy would roll Fucking lady from Who
• 1:08:25
  Framed? Roger Rabbit?
• 1:08:28
  Jessica. Are you talking about?
• 1:08:29
  Jessica Rabbit The Hobby. Thank you.
• 1:08:31
  Never on cartoons, ever of all time.
• 1:08:36
  Is that I didn't look? I'm not talking about anime.
• 1:08:38
  You fucking queer. I'm not talking about it either.
• 1:08:41
  You fucking asshole? Yeah.
• 1:08:45
  Okay. Well yeah, Jessica Rabbit.
• 1:08:50
  All right. Look that's old school.
• 1:08:52
  That's what 1985 come on. That's a hot.
• 1:08:55
  That's a hot cartoon. I'll write yes Roger Rabbit did
• 1:08:58
  not deserve that fucking bitch and Sammy if you know if Johnny
• 1:09:03
  arcade looked like Jess Rabbit, he would sorry, he would jerk
• 1:09:09
  off to that car. To not, I'm not Owen Benjamin, I
• 1:09:13
  don't bang. Tran is all right, all right,
• 1:09:15
  well hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 1:09:18
  Oh boy. First off first, I love how he
• 1:09:21
  picks is. Like no, I'm talking about the
• 1:09:23
  American cartoon waifus, not that fucking jackass shit.
• 1:09:28
  Oh, came over, I see, you're okay.
• 1:09:32
  Well, no, I'm just specifying my experience, I don't know.
• 1:09:35
  Any of that, only American cartoon titties, right?
• 1:09:38
  Only American cartoon, literally specified the year 1985, you
• 1:09:44
  know? Yeah.
• 1:09:50
  I think I think Sam would go up to Jessica Raab and be like, are
• 1:09:55
  you cat? Are you are you a Republican?
• 1:10:07
  How are you? Are you faced know if you like
• 1:10:13
  this, look that bad. The ash Apex combo was a bad
• 1:10:20
  idea, bro. I can tell you it was a bad
• 1:10:24
  idea. It's like, let's stop this rag
• 1:10:28
  in a fucking bottle of vodka and have a cigarette.
• 1:10:30
  Let's see what happens. Yeah, no.
• 1:10:34
  Yeah, it's fun. It's so good.
• 1:10:35
  It's good. Fuck it.
• 1:10:37
  Let's let's make this crippled piece of shit.
• 1:10:39
  Some money. All right, let's whatever it
• 1:10:42
  takes. Okay, that's been my goal for
• 1:10:44
  years. All right.
• 1:10:45
  Then you're gonna make money by me calling you a cripple.
• 1:10:48
  Watch just get people to watch, goddamn it, and give you money.
• 1:10:53
  That's all I care about. I don't care.
• 1:10:55
  You know what? It cost you.
• 1:10:58
  Your already, you're already in a wheelchair, bro.
• 1:11:00
  How much more can your life sucks?
• 1:11:07
  Look Sammy, you know, I love, you know.
• 1:11:10
  I know, I know, you know, you actually make a valid point
• 1:11:17
  though. I'm in my life, my life does,
• 1:11:21
  you know, suck for being crippled?
• 1:11:22
  I deserve to you know to have more student loan forgiveness.
• 1:11:27
  Oh oh, we want it, we won't even.
• 1:11:32
  Okay, Nope. Sometimes the nice voice, but
• 1:12:04
  I'm not. Patron.
• 1:12:05
  It's the lack of video games in the excess of drugs and alcohol.
• 1:12:08
  That's exactly what it is. And too much pussy, guys, it's
• 1:12:12
  too much. I get too much pussy.
• 1:12:14
  I warned you about that and and, and my too much pussy.
• 1:12:18
  He means cats. Yeah, he knew when I was a kill
• 1:12:29
  shot. the whole was in the whole student loan thing, it's It's
• 1:12:44
  just retarded because no matter how you slice it, it's going to
• 1:12:49
  come out in your taxes. Anyway, right?
• 1:12:53
  So all the people who are, who are like my who are combining,
• 1:12:59
  oh, well, amazing app. Still got like retards on
• 1:13:03
  Facebook, like actual. Well wait, no after you retards.
• 1:13:09
  No I think boomers are now more retarded than retard.
• 1:13:21
  Yeah. So they're the actual retard.
• 1:13:24
  I mean I actually understood exactly what you inferred by you
• 1:13:30
  know a cube has in mind interpretation of you're saying
• 1:13:33
  actual retards just out which is to yeah old Fucking dumb
• 1:13:38
  retards. You know?
• 1:13:40
  Go ahead. Yeah.
• 1:13:41
  They're like they're like drumpf should have forgiven student
• 1:13:46
  like they're still on about orange, man.
• 1:13:49
  Bad. I'm just like why he hasn't been
• 1:13:52
  bad enough. He's not even an octopus and it
• 1:13:56
  Morse somehow, they wanted to, they try to linking Mar-A-Lago
• 1:14:04
  with the student loan thing. Which I don't even know how the
• 1:14:07
  to connect, but anyway, yeah, Biden's Biden is amusing.
• 1:14:18
  If you like to make fun of people with dementia, I will
• 1:14:21
  say, I will say that. I think there was a purpose.
• 1:14:24
  Did they want us to be? Like, look at those who, you
• 1:14:26
  know, like, haha. They think we have an idiot.
• 1:14:30
  There was a, there was a short time where people were like, oh,
• 1:14:33
  Trump's going to be great for comedy.
• 1:14:35
  He's so fucking, He's To be so funny.
• 1:14:37
  But he'd literally was the comedy, like, you couldn't be
• 1:14:42
  funnier than Trump. Just was what he's the things.
• 1:14:45
  He said the things he did, no comedian, no commentator could
• 1:14:50
  make it more funny. He was fucking he was fucking
• 1:14:54
  ace if he was anything that motherfucker was funny and his
• 1:14:59
  timing was good, but Biden is more of the opposite way.
• 1:15:06
  It's like it's not even it gets to the point where it's not even
• 1:15:10
  funny because he said send such, it's a joke, it's literally a
• 1:15:15
  joke, it's not funny but it's a joke.
• 1:15:18
  It's suspicious how often he's just a wreck and just as a lot
• 1:15:22
  of bad things and it's just too suspicious those all the time.
• 1:15:25
  He's not even a good thing. Even a student loan.
• 1:15:28
  Not going over. Well beep.
• 1:15:29
  Hey listen man. I tell you what my my daughter.
• 1:15:35
  I definitely did. Molester in the shower like her
• 1:15:39
  diary says, my son's dead. Yeah.
• 1:15:42
  My son's dead. My other sons of goddamn crack
• 1:15:45
  addict and he fucks underage, prostitutes.
• 1:15:48
  Starting sellers in public in man, who taught his Listen.
• 1:15:54
  Hold on, man. Listen man, listen here, Jack.
• 1:15:59
  We're gonna pulse again. Look at the polls again.
• 1:16:02
  Listen here, Jack my my son is a hero.
• 1:16:09
  Damn, I had lost. My other son has got a big dick
• 1:16:16
  and we've all seen it and he and he fucks young notaries kids,
• 1:16:20
  you know? And you know what the fuck's is
• 1:16:24
  name that that intellectual faggot in the introduction.
• 1:16:28
  The fuck is his name. Thank God.
• 1:16:32
  No not Sargon. Hey this is what hold on Sam
• 1:16:38
  fucking Harris. Who's like wholesome?
• 1:16:41
  Same fucking hair. She even said there could be
• 1:16:44
  there could have been a basement full of goddamn kids on Hunters
• 1:16:46
  goddamn laptop and I wasn't given a fuck.
• 1:16:49
  I would have said it just destroy the selection, liar, the
• 1:16:54
  fucking people, fake the whole goddamn thing, NG, even if I, we
• 1:16:59
  had evidence that Hunter, Biden killed, and had evidence of a
• 1:17:04
  basement full of dead children. I don't give a fuck.
• 1:17:07
  That's not what Sam Harris. Sounds like put he's actually
• 1:17:09
  literally said that grow imagine trying to ingratiate yourself
• 1:17:12
  with the left by saying something like that.
• 1:17:16
  No look just imagine being such a spineless fucking piece of
• 1:17:19
  shit where you're like you you're trying to.
• 1:17:23
  Yeah, I mean I guess it is. Ingratiating yourself to not
• 1:17:26
  bore you because he knows his reputation.
• 1:17:28
  And shit on by like what he considers important mainstream
• 1:17:31
  media. And so he's like I got it, be
• 1:17:33
  Trump derangement syndrome. So that people are like come
• 1:17:36
  defend me on the left and I'll become a leftist suddenly and
• 1:17:38
  I'll be safe. Yeah, there could have been a
• 1:17:42
  basement full of children, on that laptop, and I would have
• 1:17:45
  still advised that it dead. Be suppressed, that it be
• 1:17:52
  suppressed just for the sake of getting Trump out of office.
• 1:17:56
  That's literally it. Because Trump is worse than a
• 1:18:00
  basement. Full of dead children.
• 1:18:04
  You know, it's fucking, it's fucking insane, it's literally
• 1:18:07
  insane. We get Trump out of office.
• 1:18:10
  The babies will have died in vain going.
• 1:18:11
  You see? We gotta just the part that I
• 1:18:14
  put basement for the babies, by poking, but voting Democrat.
• 1:18:17
  Don't you see the change? In fact, in fact, somehow the
• 1:18:23
  basement full of dead babies under caused the, you know that
• 1:18:28
  aren't Hunters basement. It's it's somehow Trump's fault
• 1:18:32
  that Hunter has Has a basement full of dead babies.
• 1:18:36
  Don't you see? Man, what the fuck is even going
• 1:18:42
  on? I can't tune out for like 20
• 1:18:45
  seconds and now we're on basement that dead kids.
• 1:18:48
  That's how I that's how I feel. Every time I welcome to the Apex
• 1:18:53
  gamma show bitch and now and now you know how I feel is talking
• 1:18:58
  to my friends with severe Trump, derangement syndrome at Agrabah,
• 1:19:05
  Man just burn it all man. Burn it all.
• 1:19:15
  I'm good. Yeah, let's go back to talking
• 1:19:18
  about faggot asked gayest video games.
• 1:19:21
  That only you get to play and doesn't affect the goddamn world
• 1:19:25
  like your politics to you. Fucking effects of selfish.
• 1:19:29
  Piece of shit. How dare you?
• 1:19:32
  How dare you? I don't know, I'm sorry if I
• 1:19:35
  don't know. Well, you know, you know, one
• 1:19:39
  thing we can talk about that relates to both and I'm not sure
• 1:19:44
  if this wasn't gaming news but I got a lot.
• 1:19:49
  So maybe Yes, we do. We want to do, we just want to
• 1:19:54
  jump into that? Because I do have one store that
• 1:19:57
  I want to bring up for that girl.
• 1:19:59
  Sure. Actually.
• 1:20:00
  Which is so, but do to do to do this, is the game Saints Row.
• 1:20:14
  Oh God, oh God, I heard this in passing it's apparently woke or
• 1:20:19
  something. Well, Apex is, right?
• 1:20:22
  It is. What do I get?
• 1:20:24
  Yeah, it's fucking yeah. And apparently it's more in.
• 1:20:30
  Apparently it's more broken. According to you to yellow
• 1:20:33
  flash, at least it's more broken.
• 1:20:35
  And buggy than cyberpunk, 2077 was upon its release that.
• 1:20:43
  I just want, wouldn't I know why?
• 1:20:44
  That would happen? There's partially a reasonable
• 1:20:48
  answer to that. It has more systems in it and a
• 1:20:55
  lot more things like physics calculation and kind of physics
• 1:21:00
  effects, kind of deal. So it's dealing with a lot more
• 1:21:05
  deeper internal mechanics that kind of can Clash with each
• 1:21:08
  other. Here's a key, but Schilling for
• 1:21:11
  the games industry for some reason, volition.
• 1:21:14
  What if voltage is actually right, I know what the hell.
• 1:21:20
  Well, I mean, I have friends who actually work in volition.
• 1:21:25
  I know people who work in volition.
• 1:21:26
  Why are they doing their job? No, they're doing their jobs,
• 1:21:29
  that's the problem. Let's listen, guys.
• 1:21:32
  Listen guys, I will, I will suck the dick of any industry that
• 1:21:35
  is, you know, associated with my friends.
• 1:21:38
  As long as they're in my friends.
• 1:21:40
  Just kidding. Sorry.
• 1:21:41
  Sorry. But good, I don't know.
• 1:21:43
  I'm just looking. No, I didn't mean it, dude, I
• 1:21:49
  didn't mean. Like there, is there there it
• 1:21:53
  wasn't supposed to be this way. Let me just put it like that.
• 1:21:56
  All right, the, I'm still technically under a
• 1:21:59
  nondisclosure agreement with volition, so I can't get too
• 1:22:04
  into things, but it was not supposed to be this way.
• 1:22:09
  It was my neighbor, the original, but it just sounds
• 1:22:11
  like a pattern doesn't. It's like you hear from every
• 1:22:13
  game. Cyberpunk would have said the
• 1:22:15
  same thing. Someone someone like know, I
• 1:22:17
  have friends that work is everything.
• 1:22:19
  It wasn't me. Yeah.
• 1:22:21
  Right exactly. I'm glad you said a
• 1:22:23
  non-disclosure agreements that have been ndaa, which I could
• 1:22:25
  have had all manner of, you know, fun with no dicks Allowed.
• 1:22:32
  No dicks in my ass faggot. Well, yes, it's the a silent
• 1:22:43
  continue Sammy with what you were saying.
• 1:22:47
  Why did I bring you back? You didn't bro I'm just you're
• 1:22:53
  never going to look. You're gonna have to ban me, you
• 1:22:56
  have to denounce me to get rid of me.
• 1:23:02
  Well, I'm much taller, a little uglier brother.
• 1:23:10
  But I'm here, bro. You're not going to get rid of
• 1:23:14
  me. Sam is a handsome chap.
• 1:23:15
  Nice for I am. I'm here and he's handsome.
• 1:23:18
  Piece of shit. Have you ever seen him take his
• 1:23:20
  shirt off? He used to do that all the time.
• 1:23:22
  That was shit like the Breather. Oh my God.
• 1:23:26
  Sammy, you have a necklace. What does that necklace?
• 1:23:28
  You're wearing. You have a necklace on.
• 1:23:30
  What is it? That's not my necklace.
• 1:23:33
  That's that's drunk. Are, you know?
• 1:23:36
  It's you're okay. Done.
• 1:23:42
  How about the drugs and alcohol? So I'm wondering if that's a
• 1:23:44
  recent poll on ladies and gent. Hold on.
• 1:23:48
  Folks. I cannot I cannot see.
• 1:23:56
  How did not see ladies and gentlemen, I did not see the
• 1:24:05
  earbuds going into that crippled boys ears.
• 1:24:10
  Hold on, time out you crippled bitch more than enough I used
• 1:24:15
  to. I'm, I am used to seeing this
• 1:24:17
  bitch Heaven, crumpled up fucking wires under his neck
• 1:24:23
  when he's got earbuds on, like, the most crumpled earbuds you've
• 1:24:28
  ever seen. I used to.
• 1:24:29
  That's why I became his co-host because I used to be like, what
• 1:24:33
  the fuck is going on with your ear buds?
• 1:24:35
  Bro, why are they so crumpled up?
• 1:24:38
  Can you not untangle them? Do you?
• 1:24:40
  Help. Can I come help you?
• 1:24:43
  And he was like, bro, why don't you just come on the show and
• 1:24:45
  just talk about it and then we became friends after that.
• 1:24:49
  Hey, walk me through it step by step.
• 1:24:51
  I did just I did just now. Yes, that's the best I got, but,
• 1:24:56
  but my ear but my earbuds are actually untangled know.
• 1:25:01
  They're the most untangled I've ever seen them literally in
• 1:25:05
  three years. I know that that's that's what I
• 1:25:08
  just said. I understand.
• 1:25:11
  Hey girl, okay well look the hold on time out.
• 1:25:17
  Let me further clarify shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up.
• 1:25:23
  The reason I am noticing it is because there's a little anti
• 1:25:31
  anti crumpling thing there. Right?
• 1:25:41
  You've got an anti anti wire and tie wire coupling mechanism on
• 1:25:48
  your headphones. Now it did not use to have that
• 1:25:53
  technology and type crumpling three, I believe they're called
• 1:26:04
  tangle, tangle free headphones, I believe tangle free.
• 1:26:08
  Is the term you're looking for pero?
• 1:26:11
  No, it's like when you stick a bunch of chords in your pocket
• 1:26:14
  and they got all crumpled. Yeah, paper like paper.
• 1:26:19
  Like, literally exactly donator. We usually just kind of fold in
• 1:26:23
  on each other, that's what they look like for a long time.
• 1:26:26
  So, whatever Sam. He's got, he even even just
• 1:26:28
  proved my point. He called them anti crumpled
• 1:26:31
  technology, I am three beers deep.
• 1:27:02
  That's how about how under 40 in.
• 1:27:04
  So 100% honest, I'm just really high.
• 1:27:10
  You know what, I'm going to join you with that.
• 1:27:11
  I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna work on that a little bit Sam.
• 1:27:15
  Well, what else are you saying about Saints for a fire?
• 1:27:17
  So I can feel depressed and sad. We're gonna, we were going to
• 1:27:22
  tie some helium balloons to that crippled bastards chair.
• 1:27:26
  And we were going to float them into the atmosphere, the stop.
• 1:27:30
  Finally, find out the world's flat or not.
• 1:27:34
  Okay. Okay.
• 1:27:34
  Now that the derailleurs music Imagine and we're just like is
• 1:27:43
  the world flower around, we just like guys it's it's at it's
• 1:27:47
  actually guys, it's Ro grow up. I can totally see down this
• 1:27:56
  bitch's shirt from together. Stan.
• 1:28:00
  We spent 500 trillion dollars on the you want to know?
• 1:28:04
  It's amazing. Guys, I was just talking, it'll
• 1:28:08
  Drinker phone. Oh yeah.
• 1:28:10
  That to you fucking nerd. No, I was just talking into my
• 1:28:14
  Mike and Sammy was like, oh, he muted it, I didn't touch
• 1:28:17
  anything. I was like, I had my hand one
• 1:28:20
  hand on the mic, stand, on the other hand on the mic and I
• 1:28:24
  somehow got muted. So I think the powers that be
• 1:28:29
  Might have something to say. No, I was.
• 1:28:32
  I was saying I was saying you were, you were beginning to
• 1:28:35
  derail that wide share and I was just saying, okay, back on topic
• 1:28:41
  to gaming news, I don't have anything more about okay?
• 1:28:45
  Okay, whatever. And we're going to, we're going
• 1:28:49
  to keep moving because I want to be more depressed and I've
• 1:28:51
  already been about this video game.
• 1:28:52
  Launch of this. Yeah, so first things first.
• 1:28:56
  Get fucked everywhere. But apparently, Erica and maybe
• 1:29:00
  China because get ready for that PS5 price increase.
• 1:29:04
  So you thought you were getting scalped bad.
• 1:29:07
  Alberto. Yeah, you guess what?
• 1:29:11
  You also don't have any fucking video games to play.
• 1:29:14
  Yeah. So let's remake Ratchet and
• 1:29:16
  Clank look, I am as a console play.
• 1:29:22
  I don't have a PC. I have a 12 year old laptop that
• 1:29:28
  I'm doing this. This live stream from.
• 1:29:30
  It's a very, it's a very good girl, and I am very happy.
• 1:29:34
  I'm very happy with her. But I have a PS4, and I'm going
• 1:29:40
  to console player for most of my video gaming life and don't
• 1:29:46
  remember what the point was that I was just making so good.
• 1:29:48
  You were trying, we're going for it, I always do and then I
• 1:29:52
  peddle out right at the end. And that seems to be the general
• 1:30:05
  price increase anywhere between 30 USD, and 50 USD in value,
• 1:30:10
  depending on your region. And your GPD is a country,
• 1:30:14
  right? So H is bad, bad sign.
• 1:30:18
  Well, look, bro, I work at a basically Works in a retail
• 1:30:25
  store. That's, that's You know that's
• 1:30:30
  focused more towards rural areas.
• 1:30:32
  Let's say, okay and I have watched literally everything go
• 1:30:38
  up 3040 some things 120%? No, yeah last year, literally
• 1:30:46
  everything. Oh yes, on up in price.
• 1:30:48
  So the fact that the fucking PS4 has gone up in price for sighs
• 1:30:53
  you fucking faggot nerds. Shut up.
• 1:30:55
  I've the PS, the PS suck my fucking dick.
• 1:30:59
  You nerds go get a goddamn job in a girlfriend.
• 1:31:02
  Have some kids? You fucking idiots?
• 1:31:05
  I mean, kids in this, you think? Five is pricey.
• 1:31:10
  Wait till you have a kid. I have no kids but I haven't.
• 1:31:15
  I have a crippled friend and a PS4 12 year old fucking laptop
• 1:31:25
  bitch. Talk to me about parasitic all
• 1:31:29
  right. Snap snap snap bitch and and and
• 1:31:35
  don't forget Mexican girlfriend too.
• 1:31:38
  Oh no it's look it look For long, there's going to be no no
• 1:31:41
  she's already gone. No there's gonna be seven.
• 1:31:44
  Miniature Mexican me's. Some little Apex maker in 20
• 1:31:52
  seconds. That's right.
• 1:31:54
  Oh wait, wait wait, hold up. Hold up.
• 1:31:57
  Is this your way of telling us that you're going to be a dad?
• 1:32:02
  Never said that I was speaking rhetorically.
• 1:32:09
  But no, yeah. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah no, yeah,
• 1:32:15
  of course. Yeah but uh yeah, no, yeah no,
• 1:32:18
  yeah, you know what I'm gonna do?
• 1:32:20
  I'm gonna go get another beer. I'll be right back guys.
• 1:32:28
  That's literally most. On to the next bit of news,
• 1:32:52
  long-running franchise Disgaea the strategy RPG series last
• 1:32:57
  continuing with long-running famous series.
• 1:33:02
  I mean, what are you talking about?
• 1:33:06
  A lot of things, Durant Darin Tom McCarron, what the game that
• 1:33:12
  you were talking about game before the show started do wrong
• 1:33:15
  Kampala. The ROM.
• 1:33:16
  Oh, dang gun rumpa Del K Danganronpa.
• 1:33:19
  Was that I've heard that it's kind of like think.
• 1:33:27
  How to how to describe it think. One part Ace Attorney.
• 1:33:30
  So it's like kind of a detective and cork game and then the other
• 1:33:34
  part is murder mystery like, like, fucking what was that one
• 1:33:40
  movie with the Japanese high schoolers?
• 1:33:41
  They had to kill each other to survive assassination classroom?
• 1:33:46
  No, it was one Hunger Games ripped off.
• 1:33:48
  Yeah, it was with Takeshi Kitano Royale.
• 1:33:56
  I am getting that weed in me. Anyway, so this guy is seven has
• 1:34:00
  been announced for PlayStation 54 and Nintendo switch, and
• 1:34:04
  we'll launch January, 26 2023 in Japan.
• 1:34:09
  I've always enjoyed the franchise, despite being
• 1:34:11
  garbage, it's got some great characters.
• 1:34:13
  It's got some great comedy, and it's one of those weird games
• 1:34:17
  that invites, you to break it. And that's kind of the part of
• 1:34:19
  the main thing. You're supposed to figure out
• 1:34:22
  how to break the game in order to play it.
• 1:34:24
  Whoo, which is why I Lot of people tend to not play them
• 1:34:27
  other than the Japanese who are number.
• 1:34:30
  Freaks, masochist. Yeah, well, you know, I would
• 1:34:35
  argue with you but I still remember that one Final Fantasy
• 1:34:38
  11 boss that took 12 hours to beat or 14 hours to beat.
• 1:34:42
  And one guy, either went to the hospital or died trying to beat
• 1:34:46
  it home, don't, they don't lie. Love really big damage numbers
• 1:34:50
  as well, like 10,500. Oh, yeah, well in some of the
• 1:34:54
  screenshots, They show kind of the difference between over
• 1:34:59
  boosting damage where in the first attack the guy is doing
• 1:35:02
  ten thousand nine hundred and forty-six damage and then once
• 1:35:05
  he boosts he does 1 million seven thousand nine hundred
• 1:35:11
  eighty two damage. Well have fun.
• 1:35:15
  I don't like games, like darkest dungeon shit.
• 1:35:18
  It's like damage, 3 damage to my God.
• 1:35:21
  Yeah, I've always enjoyed the smaller numbers for tighter
• 1:35:23
  combat but like when I played wow and they just upped all the
• 1:35:27
  numbers is like okay yeah, pretty much so, that'll be,
• 1:35:31
  that'll be coming out. That'll that'll be good.
• 1:35:33
  Maybe I'll get back into the series but I doubt it.
• 1:35:37
  Moving on, Sega Genesis /, Mega drive to mini has been a Answer
• 1:35:43
  the full title North Americans game list.
• 1:35:46
  So, if you're a fan of the Genesis or the Mega Drive,
• 1:35:51
  here's a mini console. And if you're too stupid, to use
• 1:35:53
  an emulator on any modern, PC, or other gate muscle, there's
• 1:35:57
  this. So you get games like
• 1:36:00
  afterburner alien Soldier, clayfighter Earthworm.
• 1:36:03
  Jim fatal Fury to Golden Axe OutRunner fantasy, start to
• 1:36:10
  wrists are rolling thunder to Shining Force 2, Sonic 3D Blast.
• 1:36:13
  Blast Streets of Rage 3 toejam and Earl in panic, on funkotron
• 1:36:19
  Street Fighter 2, the new Challengers for Genesis, and
• 1:36:23
  then for the Sega CD, you get things like Night Trap.
• 1:36:29
  Sil feed Sonic, the Hedgehog CD, Sonic CD, so good, size city
• 1:36:36
  Ecco, the Dolphin The Ninja Warriors.
• 1:36:42
  See, I'm glad I grew up in antenna.
• 1:36:43
  PlayStation kid Koli shits, okay, okay.
• 1:36:46
  But half of those Genesis games, I did hear about before and
• 1:36:50
  they're good like they're fun. I'll give the Genesis, it's got
• 1:36:54
  a fuck, it has a sex sound chip like the fucking midi that that
• 1:36:59
  sound ship pumps out is gorgeous, okay?
• 1:37:04
  And how much is it? Let me see, I'm trying to
• 1:37:10
  remember and see about a hundred and three dollars.
• 1:37:14
  They say it's 103.8. Okay, okay.
• 1:37:16
  But we had meaning is in the past like the Nintendo mini, but
• 1:37:21
  this one, but this one comes in a box that makes it look like a
• 1:37:24
  Genesis game. So were those other many
• 1:37:27
  successful or were they? Well received or they were
• 1:37:32
  successful but What is going on? I'm sorry, I got hooked up.
• 1:37:51
  I looked up Sonic song. Once you modded, the PlayStation
• 1:37:57
  mini that was good. People did like this nest in the
• 1:37:59
  NES mini. I mean, this is it's like the
• 1:38:02
  old plug-and-play systems, you know, it's meant for the Casual,
• 1:38:05
  this meant for the grandparents, buying something for their.
• 1:38:08
  What did you just release? Like not a mini?
• 1:38:10
  Like a I can just a Genesis and it had all the games on it, that
• 1:38:14
  cost too much for the plastic. Look at this.
• 1:38:16
  This one, this one small, but it looks like the big thing, okay?
• 1:38:20
  So it's like a console from the past so you can play it now, you
• 1:38:24
  know, it's like buying a console from the past, but you can play
• 1:38:27
  it now even though you can still play those now.
• 1:38:31
  But before you get to play it on, I is a classic though.
• 1:38:41
  It's 9999 Amazon. Yeah, I think it's official.
• 1:38:52
  I'm gonna have a second. I think we have a soccer fan in
• 1:38:54
  the house. Yeah, I think they have a Sega
• 1:38:56
  fanaylov's afraid. We're gonna get hit with
• 1:38:59
  copyright music or no, I don't know.
• 1:39:03
  Nah, nigga, that was like five seconds, there's no way there's
• 1:39:07
  like a, you have you have the right to commentate on popular
• 1:39:14
  music as long as there's not You know, you're playing the whole
• 1:39:18
  goddamn song, surely five seconds of it.
• 1:39:25
  This list of games does not have enough recognizable games for
• 1:39:31
  the No, No, but just wait till it gets hacked and then, you
• 1:39:33
  know, yourself a nice little mini Genesis hacking thing.
• 1:39:47
  But if you want a little thing, you just plug in and play.
• 1:39:49
  And you want the little thing for kind of a display things,
• 1:39:54
  you're that kind of a nerd, not a, not a bad, not a bad price
• 1:39:58
  point for what you're getting, you know, what I had, I had the
• 1:40:01
  GameCube CD of Sega Classics, and I played flicky and I
• 1:40:06
  finally beat flicky that game is one of my favorite games of all
• 1:40:09
  I'm you guys remember her. You guys remember 32x?
• 1:40:13
  Yeah, of course, yeah. The, what was it, was a Killer
• 1:40:19
  Instinct. That was on 32 no room?
• 1:40:22
  No, I wanted a lot together. One of the fighting games was on
• 1:40:27
  32x where you could kick people off of like ships, you know, you
• 1:40:31
  kicked him out of the post Mortal Kombat, but it was
• 1:40:38
  fundamental to my Childhood and I cannot remember the name of
• 1:40:41
  the game way of the warrior? No.
• 1:40:43
  No, it was way more mainstream than that.
• 1:40:47
  I don't think it was taken and it was taken with PlayStation
• 1:40:53
  knows. It was, Sega, Sega 32x.
• 1:40:56
  Yeah I can tie over to a fighter.
• 1:40:59
  No it was Virtua Fighter. All right.
• 1:41:06
  Well sorry. And again, look at that.
• 1:41:10
  Look at me doing my job derail in the show.
• 1:41:12
  Sammy staring at his phone. I was trying to look up whatever
• 1:41:18
  you are looking for but I couldn't find it.
• 1:41:21
  Now come on chat, come on, can't come on really gonna launch at?
• 1:41:26
  Oh boy, that's going to be that way.
• 1:41:31
  So while they figure that out, let's talk about some classic to
• 1:41:36
  open games. Coming to PC, including trixin,
• 1:41:40
  twin Cobra out Zone, and the one which you might know.
• 1:41:44
  If you've been on the internet long enough, zero Wing famous
• 1:41:47
  for the classic line of all your base are belong to us.
• 1:41:51
  Mmm-hmm, I don't want to play the whole, you're basically.
• 1:41:56
  Damn, bro. There was a, there was a virtue,
• 1:41:59
  a hamster on 32 x, we get be a virtual hamster.
• 1:42:08
  Sorry, I know what, I know golden-winged is but your well,
• 1:42:13
  I do. Oh my God, Primal Rage.
• 1:42:17
  Oh, probably reach. Anyway, go ahead, guys.
• 1:42:23
  I have no, I have no idea what any of those other games were
• 1:42:27
  over there. But, yeah, I know, nobody does.
• 1:42:29
  But they know about zero Wing, because As of all your base
• 1:42:33
  they're all good. Shoot Em Up Games good shmups
• 1:42:37
  but boy oh boy they could have really capitalize on the mean
• 1:42:40
  potential of all your base for the trailer and they did not.
• 1:42:43
  I was disappointed but those are coming to PC sometime in 2022.
• 1:42:50
  So that'll be that'll be interesting if you're a fan of
• 1:42:53
  that old old series or those old series is cool.
• 1:42:58
  I guess next The Wild Arms and Shadow Hearts creators decide to
• 1:43:06
  say fuck you and controlling our IPS and launched a double
• 1:43:11
  Kickstarter campaign for Spiritual successors of
• 1:43:14
  spiritual successors for arms of the wild.
• 1:43:17
  There's our Wild Arms is armed Fantasia and for Shadow Hearts.
• 1:43:21
  It's Penny blood. I can't speak for Shadow Hearts,
• 1:43:23
  never fucking played it, but I love me.
• 1:43:25
  Wild Arms, you're going to tell me there's an RPG about some
• 1:43:28
  anime Cowboys and they're doing Cowboy shit.
• 1:43:31
  And it's all anime and and japanesey.
• 1:43:34
  Okay, I'm in. And then it drops off the face
• 1:43:37
  of the fucking Earth. They don't do anything with the
• 1:43:40
  series and now we're at the point where people like, yeah,
• 1:43:44
  we want to get back together touch on this IP and they
• 1:43:49
  launched a crowdfunding with a goal for three quarters of a
• 1:43:54
  million, which will secure the piece of release for each game.
• 1:44:02
  Yes, no, I'm not laughing at you.
• 1:44:06
  I just, I went to text my brother who had the Sega and
• 1:44:13
  like had the game that I'm trying to think of because I
• 1:44:16
  can't find it. I'm thinking it's Virtua Fighter
• 1:44:19
  but it's not Virtua Fighter but he killed himself like three
• 1:44:23
  months ago. Yeah yeah like I literally just
• 1:44:30
  pulled up his text message window.
• 1:44:31
  Like hey oh, fuck nevermind. Yeah, that complicate things a
• 1:44:43
  bit. Not really, I mean it's just was
• 1:44:46
  you know, I'm just sharing with you guys.
• 1:44:48
  My well, which I tend to do well me like I'm an idiot.
• 1:44:53
  I mean, I mean, heck you could, you could, I guess recruit some
• 1:44:58
  of those Wiccan YouTubers and do like a sounds or some shit like
• 1:45:02
  that you could text him and Not to vote for a lot of time.
• 1:45:06
  Hold on. Time out time out, Ash Sammy
• 1:45:08
  just said, hey come on heck. Now you could summon some of
• 1:45:15
  those, whatever the fuck. You just said, whatever you
• 1:45:20
  else. You just said that.
• 1:45:23
  Yeah, uh-huh, those things. Yeah, we all heard it, we all
• 1:45:30
  heard it a whole thing. I leaned into it sometimes and
• 1:45:54
  it's on a scale of what on a scale of like a Bridge function
• 1:46:06
  versus your webcam might be on currently.
• 1:46:11
  Oh, no. I mean, I could turn my website.
• 1:46:15
  I did. I didn't know if that was
• 1:46:16
  intentional or not. Oh, it is on.
• 1:46:20
  Yeah, I know. That's yeah, it is on.
• 1:46:23
  Yeah. See there's my keyboard.
• 1:46:24
  There it is. Yeah.
• 1:46:27
  Yeah. So that was definitely not on on
• 1:46:30
  purpose turret now. Now, I mean, I can turn it back
• 1:46:39
  on if you guys want to know. I know, I know, I know.
• 1:46:53
  No here. We're going to keep already
• 1:46:56
  know. People already know what your
• 1:46:59
  face looks looks like it's didn't mean to.
• 1:47:03
  It should mean Dawn run, its doing?
• 1:47:05
  I'm doing gang signs right now guys.
• 1:47:07
  You just you just don't know. So does Santa every night.
• 1:47:11
  What about it? No, he is crippled.
• 1:47:15
  That's not fair. No, that's what he wants you to
• 1:47:19
  think. I see what he throws up.
• 1:47:20
  I know what hoodies from I know where his mama say.
• 1:47:30
  What, what is it? What is it?
• 1:47:32
  What is it? Even at?
• 1:47:33
  What even is the show anymore? Fuck.
• 1:47:36
  If I know you're the cop. Well, you're here.
• 1:47:39
  Listen, buddy. When you let me back in, this is
• 1:47:43
  what it is. I'm sure it's been.
• 1:47:47
  Well, well, structured and, you know, coherent you guys have had
• 1:47:53
  You know a streamlined idea and then a cube has had his little
• 1:48:00
  nerd minute where he talks about video games.
• 1:48:05
  You know, they're you come with a steel chair and a half from
• 1:48:08
  here. No, it's more like a Doc Martin
• 1:48:13
  with with some sort of like ringing metal thing on.
• 1:48:18
  It sounds like I kicked your real hard ding.
• 1:48:22
  You know, right? But you were there for.
• 1:48:24
  Do you like do you want and your hands up?
• 1:48:27
  Do I need to fuck? Do I need to pull up the clip
• 1:48:30
  that you hate Apex? Which one where I say you're my
• 1:48:35
  retard. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:48:38
  No, I love that clip. Because yeah, the one, the one,
• 1:48:44
  where you go, I'm your retards but it's it's okay.
• 1:48:49
  I I'm I'm here and you're in, you're just you're just blackout
• 1:48:55
  drunk. Yeah I'm yeah look.
• 1:48:58
  And that was like two years ago bro.
• 1:49:01
  The proof is in the puddin homey I have been here flavor the
• 1:49:05
  whole time. Yeah, white supremacy.
• 1:49:12
  Well speaking of white supremacy turns out in the news, doc at
• 1:49:16
  this week, There's a Fallout 4 Mater who is working on removing
• 1:49:20
  everybody who's a person of color from Fallout 4.
• 1:49:23
  Even getting reading their voice actors to replace essential
• 1:49:29
  people of color. Look like The podcast audience
• 1:49:38
  right now. Do you really think it's better
• 1:49:40
  to hear this kind of nerd? Bullshit interrupting?
• 1:49:44
  Just the schizophrenia, our that I have going on.
• 1:49:52
  We've done our, okay. What what a when are you not?
• 1:49:59
  When are you not schizophrenic? Our you're important.
• 1:50:02
  That's what I'm saying though. That's what I mean.
• 1:50:04
  Like, is it really better? Your what was it?
• 1:50:10
  Look! I know they hate me, dude.
• 1:50:12
  It's fine. Well well, so there were two
• 1:50:20
  reasons why, bruh, act Bond a because I don't know as much
• 1:50:25
  about Aiming as I used to because all new new to and I
• 1:50:29
  like you're not a you're not as much of a faggot as as we
• 1:50:34
  pretend you are. So you need to bring a bigger
• 1:50:36
  faggot in. Go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:50:41
  Sammy He's a lucky man because I was
• 1:51:02
  like, a shining you on to be this this the star be of our
• 1:51:07
  crew. Just our laughter haha.
• 1:51:13
  Yeah, no that's I mean honestly I'm kind of this David and see
• 1:51:18
  and the atom And all of the neck I guess I'm everything.
• 1:51:22
  What are you Sam Now? Skid field, bitch.
• 1:51:29
  Mmm, that's it. Let's go.
• 1:51:32
  I'm the man who got immersed, 22 shell.
• 1:51:36
  I was nice to you. And yeah, that's something we
• 1:51:42
  could talk about. This does Merce have a penis.
• 1:51:45
  Did you see that little green costume thing he did?
• 1:51:50
  Oh, oh, not just that but he got, I guess he's living in.
• 1:51:56
  He sorry. He's leaving his apartment now
• 1:52:00
  because apparently he probably has made enough money.
• 1:52:06
  Well, well not there will never be enough money from Mercer.
• 1:52:11
  Are you kidding me? But apparently his internet
• 1:52:14
  sucks though. So he's leaving because duties
• 1:52:19
  in In like controlled rent apartment.
• 1:52:22
  He's like it's like, you know, the port like poor people shit,
• 1:52:27
  you know? Yeah.
• 1:52:28
  It's actually a section eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:32
  Thank you. A Cuba.
• 1:52:33
  And yeah, he's like, he won't, I guess he wants to sue his
• 1:52:39
  complex because they have like an illegal deal with with these
• 1:52:45
  fucking these fucking people. Do they have?
• 1:52:50
  They have way more balls than they deserve.
• 1:52:53
  All of them. I mean literally all of them
• 1:52:57
  including you. God damn it, Sam, maybe not you.
• 1:53:00
  But specifically these idiots that the Well, you know who I
• 1:53:11
  don't, please. California, Florida.
• 1:53:41
  Jesus H you fucking Christ. What is going on?
• 1:53:46
  Where, what would you call us and Florida and Texas floor?
• 1:53:48
  Exes axis X ago or something more piece of news, if you want
• 1:53:55
  to wrap up my bullshit? Yeah, well, troubled news for
• 1:54:02
  the troubled Star Wars video game remake of Knights, of the
• 1:54:05
  Old Republic. Lick the high-end profile remake
• 1:54:09
  of Knights of the Old Republic, is hotaru to saber, interactive
• 1:54:14
  in Eastern Europe, as reported by the Embrace of group.
• 1:54:18
  Oh no! Okay.
• 1:54:19
  Hakeem, I know a bunch of people and Savor it's gonna be fine.
• 1:54:23
  It's not gonna be there follow. No actually I really do think it
• 1:54:25
  might be because at least we're not going to have somebody in
• 1:54:28
  Eastern Europe. Hopefully who goes, I hate Star
• 1:54:31
  Wars and Star Wars fans like they did.
• 1:54:33
  When the company was based, I think it was an American or
• 1:54:36
  Canadian company. Oh yeah, that was originally in
• 1:54:38
  Austin. And then they hired a woman to
• 1:54:40
  lead the project who hated Star Wars.
• 1:54:43
  Oh God, my amendment, I think, the Eastern Europeans will be a
• 1:54:46
  little bit more, not like that. So, hey, you know, maybe this is
• 1:54:54
  a little better make Star Wars white again.
• 1:55:00
  Goddamn, I have nothing for that at the end of my fucking new
• 1:55:04
  segment, BP boo-boo. Beep.
• 1:55:06
  Fuck beep. Boop, boop bop, bop beep, Apex
• 1:55:10
  here's a wheel just fucking steer us into the canyon
• 1:55:12
  already. Fuck it.
• 1:55:14
  All right folks listen we're talking about white supremacist
• 1:55:17
  Star Wars here. We're going to we're going to
• 1:55:19
  say you know only White's would fit be Jedi and all the flex are
• 1:55:25
  the dark side, you know? That's why, that's why is the
• 1:55:28
  alandise dark allegory? That's right.
• 1:55:31
  That's why Mace Windu does. Look we don't write the rules
• 1:55:34
  race or Dark is in both George. Lucas told us that it's both
• 1:55:42
  with mace. Whoa.
• 1:55:43
  All right folks what about if you're Greenlight Greedo?
• 1:55:47
  No, look demanded a purple lightsaber famously demanded
• 1:55:53
  your lightsaber because because he was black and part of the
• 1:55:58
  dark side and purple skin it is because his dick is purple and
• 1:56:04
  flak and he's to the dark side, you know, all of the things fit,
• 1:56:08
  you know. Yeah, that's right.
• 1:56:11
  It does. It does it doesn't fit I'm
• 1:56:14
  convinced. Yes, thank you.
• 1:56:16
  Ash. He He wanted a purple.
• 1:56:18
  I say you wanted a purple lightsaber because because he
• 1:56:25
  way cuz he was ahead of the game, bro, he knew the fucking
• 1:56:29
  the eggplant Emoji would be a thing.
• 1:57:08
  But also goddamnit Apex, if you're going to crash the train,
• 1:57:11
  don't take another two days to get to the wall.
• 1:57:15
  All right? No.
• 1:57:15
  Not that look that's what makes At series.
• 1:57:18
  Alright. Have you not watched Westworld
• 1:57:20
  all right? No, it's all about it.
• 1:57:22
  Well, good. Don't because it's a whole train
• 1:57:24
  wreck into a fucking wall. It's, you know, it takes you, it
• 1:57:28
  starts getting lost, takes you down the whole fucking, yeah.
• 1:57:31
  Yeah, they're rebooting Game of Thrones and it fucking sucks,
• 1:57:35
  dude. No, it does.
• 1:57:37
  How's the reboot of house is amazing?
• 1:57:40
  No, I'm talking about House of dragons, my friend and it's
• 1:57:44
  fucking trash. It's trash.
• 1:57:47
  Each and everybody fucking loves it.
• 1:57:49
  Is it like a rash? Of course, people like trash.
• 1:57:52
  Look at anybody who's a celebrity.
• 1:57:57
  Yeah, that yeah, that just doesn't look.
• 1:58:03
  I was taking a drink of my fucking beer.
• 1:58:07
  Just give me a second. His armor is bullshit.
• 1:58:19
  He looks like a faggot. Everything.
• 1:58:21
  He does is very homoerotic. I don't like it.
• 1:58:26
  It's Not cool, it's not Game of Thrones, it's not even you know
• 1:58:34
  third season Game of Thrones which sucked.
• 1:58:38
  You know it's gay. It sucks.
• 1:58:41
  Fuck you guys. I'm sorry man.
• 1:58:43
  No I actually here here. Ipek said that is the most
• 1:58:46
  basement. You had in a while the most
• 1:58:51
  basement. He also burned.
• 1:58:59
  God damn. Both leg up on this little
• 1:59:10
  bastard. Ask him.
• 1:59:31
  What should we? Yeah, listen, while you were
• 1:59:33
  gone. We started the Ice.
• 1:59:35
  That was Sam hashtag. And it's actually taking off.
• 1:59:39
  Much isn't? This is both of your
• 1:59:42
  intervention and you're canceling.
• 1:59:45
  I know this is it for me. And if you can give us a
• 2:00:15
  warning. Wow, he well, he raged, he Oh
• 2:00:21
  no, you guys I I lifted the screen on my laptop.
• 2:00:32
  I just did this right here. And then it was like, what the
• 2:00:38
  fuck? What is going on here?
• 2:00:39
  Are you joining this thing? But yeah, I'm here, I'm here.
• 2:00:45
  I'm here guys, it's fine and the point you were making nothing.
• 2:00:48
  I had no point. I never have any point.
• 2:00:52
  No I was just I was doing. You were like don't give Samuel,
• 2:00:56
  I got up and I started the whole ice.
• 2:00:59
  It was Sammy hashtag and you know things are.
• 2:01:03
  Oh right. No I've said.
• 2:01:05
  With Sammy, this whole fucking time so if we have what else you
• 2:01:08
  gonna do? Stay with him, all you can do is
• 2:01:10
  sit with them. Yeah, fuck you potent.
• 2:01:12
  Oh fuck. He's posers for pretending like,
• 2:01:15
  you sit with Sammy this whole time when I've been trying to
• 2:01:18
  stand this little bitch up this, you know, for three fucking
• 2:01:22
  years, three fucking years, over Chi from the lobby.
• 2:01:27
  Look, I've been rapping my arms underneath this little fella.
• 2:01:32
  And I'm saying, look, I'm retarded.
• 2:01:35
  It your, we're technically retarded, but but less mentally
• 2:01:40
  retarded than I am. I give him?
• 2:01:43
  I've given him that benefit of the doubt.
• 2:01:45
  Look at China Spotlight. Look how fucking retarded I am.
• 2:01:49
  But I've got to say this cool ass fucking crippled kid next to
• 2:01:54
  me, you know, he's not he's not that retarded, he's just, he's
• 2:01:57
  just can't walk, so you're kind of physically retarded.
• 2:01:59
  Yeah, you know, so And then you know from there I just kind of
• 2:02:05
  give up and forget what I was talking about and me then we end
• 2:02:11
  up where we are now. Meanwhile meanwhile you've got
• 2:02:14
  you've got my debt, you've got my dad who's like who's like?
• 2:02:20
  Who's like you should know. Allow people to make crippled to
• 2:02:24
  make this? Oh I'm sorry I said crippled
• 2:02:27
  disability jokes that you know my Dad, it's fine.
• 2:02:31
  People can make her own jokes, all they want it.
• 2:02:34
  They're funny. It's fine.
• 2:02:36
  Dad is my fault for not being able to walk.
• 2:02:37
  Okay, Sam, Sam, let me tell. Let me tell you something.
• 2:02:45
  I'm about to inherit a bunch of money because one of my siblings
• 2:02:49
  just fucking killed themselves at three months ago weight and
• 2:02:54
  another one. No.
• 2:02:56
  Yeah, well, yeah. Well, he passed.
• 2:03:00
  Yes, yes. And No, but one and the same one
• 2:03:04
  we will. I just talked about.
• 2:03:05
  Yes yeah okay okay so I will have I'm gonna have Expendable
• 2:03:10
  income in which Iran trouble. You're always friends, right?
• 2:03:14
  Remember how we were always friends.
• 2:03:23
  Subvert the fuck out of here bro.
• 2:03:26
  I'm gonna come and kick the fucking Wheels out of that
• 2:03:29
  little bastards chair. Get her to walk, damn it.
• 2:03:36
  And his dad who I will fight on camera, I'll beat the shit out
• 2:03:41
  of that fucking guy. Okay.
• 2:03:47
  Um, yeah, yeah. Well, that'll be a long flight
• 2:03:58
  though because like I live in Florida and my dad lives all the
• 2:04:01
  way in Colorado. No motherfucker, I will go to
• 2:04:07
  Colorado First. Bitch, I will cut you here first
• 2:04:10
  and me up and then bring him to his father and to be That was a
• 2:04:15
  great idea, better idea, thank you.
• 2:04:18
  You know, if you need a camera man, let me know.
• 2:04:20
  You know, we go to Colorado, you know, you know, be the gator,
• 2:04:23
  you be the gator of this, happily this, this talk wore
• 2:04:28
  ski, not Taco. I could get a Luchador mask.
• 2:04:32
  Easy, really easy. Just how fat are you fat enough
• 2:04:36
  though? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:04:51
  Wait. Does that mean that does that
• 2:04:52
  mean? That's a me in the wheelchair?
• 2:04:54
  We're going to dress him up. Like, Tonka is an Indian and
• 2:04:56
  you're gonna be. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:00
  I'm gonna beat the shit that I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out
• 2:05:03
  of his dad. I mean, have you run him in a
• 2:05:05
  wheelchair? I'll be the fat wrestling fan in
• 2:05:11
  Knoxville 2.0 in Colorado, 2022 and better, yet, we better yet,
• 2:05:19
  we host in bold. Her listen.
• 2:05:22
  Listen here Folks at their to be your announcer.
• 2:05:31
  Oh yeah, I can I can I my fiber guy.
• 2:05:33
  Well, you cover Florida. It's and that's Bo.
• 2:05:37
  Look, I'm pissed off. The Tim even has a fiver guy
• 2:05:40
  because I can say all the things that that faggot can say that
• 2:05:45
  fucking piece of shit. Oh yeah, level English.
• 2:05:47
  I hope you can Was good.
• 2:06:03
  Here is your here's the question that I packs.
• 2:06:05
  Can you do is sober? That's the question.
• 2:06:09
  Listen, you fucking crippled bitch.
• 2:06:11
  I have I have more than enough. You just out.
• 2:06:17
  Trust me. Yeah, no, not alcohol.
• 2:06:21
  Fuck you, man. I don't even like drinking
• 2:06:23
  alcohol. Just, I hate myself so much.
• 2:06:25
  I just want to fucking die. I just want to kill myself and
• 2:06:29
  who's going to inherit your mocking?
• 2:06:31
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to set that up first, my
• 2:06:35
  Mexican, your friend, your friend, you've always had
• 2:06:40
  remember, no, no, no, I have this just retarded, hot Mexican
• 2:06:48
  white. Why dish?
• 2:06:50
  Girl, that's going to have my children
• 2:07:10
  to be responsible for any sort of so nothing, so she's good.
• 2:07:20
  No, of course not. No, she's not getting anything.
• 2:07:22
  I'm a fucking piece of shit. Come on.
• 2:07:28
  Oh my fucking God. Where the fuzzy streams, you
• 2:07:31
  have to become the master of disability jokes.
• 2:07:37
  But no seriously Apex. Um, congrats on fatherhood.
• 2:07:42
  That's what I, that's what I'm hearing about with all this.
• 2:07:46
  Maybe, I don't know. Not yet, but it's yeah.
• 2:07:52
  Effort. As is being mad.
• 2:07:55
  Yes. How much effort the Apex amount
• 2:07:59
  of effort. That's right.
• 2:08:01
  Thank you so, so you're heavy. Okay, no, no, no.
• 2:08:27
  Can continue to get you know engagement from this actual
• 2:08:34
  human beings say somewhere on the fine line between
• 2:08:42
  schizophrenic rants about the white race and cream pies
• 2:08:46
  somewhere between there. That's, that's the Apex effort.
• 2:08:49
  Yeah, no, I've look, I've got this fully Mexican broad that
• 2:08:54
  wants my children. And she's Gonna get them at
• 2:08:58
  least one before I fucking kill myself.
• 2:09:04
  Well, well. This is the best deal on the
• 2:09:12
  internet. Shut up.
• 2:09:21
  God, sake. Who's crippled now?
• 2:09:43
  For real, that's the best thing Sam he's ever said together.
• 2:09:51
  I'm just, I'm just kind of I'm just kind of scheming like, the
• 2:09:56
  wheels of my head are turning. I'm that, that was the reason
• 2:10:00
  why I wasn't saying anything was because I was like, going
• 2:10:02
  through my mind, I'm like, okay. So Apex is, you know, do of Apex
• 2:10:07
  can pull that, then I must probably do this.
• 2:10:10
  Daniel. He's doing that.
• 2:10:13
  Jewish fucking like hand rubbing thing.
• 2:10:17
  You got it? Yeah, he knew exactly.
• 2:10:43
  I don't know. Shut up, dude.
• 2:10:45
  I'm not good at voices. What's her name?
• 2:10:51
  Her name is Yami Lakes. Yeah.
• 2:11:02
  So I'm going to be like hey yummy looks.
• 2:11:05
  I'm sorry, Apex died, but I was just best friend and he ya know
• 2:11:09
  you could call them. You probably believe his
• 2:11:11
  inheritance to me, you can probably call her Lexi, you
• 2:11:16
  know, Lex, you know, the end of Yami licks, you know.
• 2:11:21
  Like licks my balls. Lex my fucking pussy.
• 2:11:25
  You fucking retarded faggot. White boy piece of shit.
• 2:11:29
  That's trying to co-opt this other handsome.
• 2:11:34
  Big dick, white boy that died already.
• 2:11:37
  Uh-huh. You fight a faggot ass.
• 2:11:39
  Hey hey hey what's it? I'm not.
• 2:11:42
  What's your name? What the fuck is this dude?
• 2:11:50
  That's huge. My question, it must be fucking
• 2:11:52
  gone for you to be asking. Yeah, it's incredible.
• 2:11:56
  I love this, I love this. I love this.
• 2:11:58
  I love this group of bitch. This show this show is this show
• 2:12:02
  is me. Trying to start a conversation
• 2:12:05
  and Apec. CEO shut up.
• 2:12:07
  So shut the fuck up. Sammy you stupid crippled bitch
• 2:12:12
  and then I do But you know what am I might have to do something.
• 2:12:23
  Now the Apex is back which is I might have to go get a beer and
• 2:12:29
  accidentally leave my camera on. Oh no.
• 2:12:35
  You fucking you, fucking people have no idea what you're ready.
• 2:12:40
  What's your in for here? Sammy is about to.
• 2:12:47
  And the other scene. Have you ever whole shut?
• 2:12:50
  The shut up syllables? Come on.
• 2:12:53
  Shut the fuck up. All right.
• 2:12:56
  He's about to you know, Navy or I'm sorry.
• 2:13:02
  Vietnam. Vet Bullet to the knee.
• 2:13:05
  Crawl to my God. Call in an air strike so that I
• 2:13:18
  can die with all of my comrades, but it's out of that instead.
• 2:13:25
  Instead of all of the things I just said, it's out of the door
• 2:13:29
  that's behind him that, that hold on, the the shadow of which
• 2:13:35
  casts and flexing arm, let's not forget the door handle of
• 2:13:40
  Sammy's. Door looks like a flexing arm.
• 2:13:46
  Look at it. Look at it.
• 2:13:52
  Just shut the fuck up. And just look at the flexing
• 2:13:56
  arm. That is Sammy's doorknob.
• 2:14:00
  And then and then after that, he's getting belligerent.
• 2:14:05
  What what Jame aliens folks. Dude, this shadow of his
• 2:14:16
  doorknob, looks like a fucking bicep.
• 2:14:18
  It's true. That is literally what I just
• 2:14:21
  said, that's all. He was trying to get you to see
• 2:14:25
  it. Done really good night.
• 2:14:28
  No, no, you're not going to leave me in this house.
• 2:14:31
  Cape. You can't derail and jump.
• 2:14:34
  God damn it. He drilled the jumped.
• 2:15:06
  believe you, when you tell her, If you're a podcast listener I'm
• 2:15:48
  so sorry. And don't talk to me for a
• 2:15:51
  second and you recover quickly. Oh shit, good.
• 2:15:57
  That was that was missing for those who couldn't understand my
• 2:16:02
  Laughing to s name. Pulled off his earphones.
• 2:16:06
  Practically Apex leaves a calling as Apex leaves a call
• 2:16:11
  Sam. Who was crawling out of his
• 2:16:13
  chair on camera for Apex goes ahead, crawls out and disappears
• 2:16:20
  around the corner. Is he alive or dead?
• 2:16:22
  We don't know. We'll see.
• 2:16:26
  We gotta torso crawling back into frame will know.
• 2:16:29
  He's okay. Well no, it'll be okay once we
• 2:16:38
  see the legs dangling, but Take it take it.
• 2:16:42
  That's how long it takes to get back in the chair cheering.
• 2:16:46
  How long it's gonna take you down and I'm starting to get
• 2:16:49
  worried. Oh man he was going for this
• 2:16:52
  beer and Apex is just out. Oh my God, there's he fixes it.
• 2:17:00
  Like two minutes he just says law.
• 2:17:06
  Ladies. Gentlemen of the podcast.
• 2:17:08
  It's not begin to describe what just Whoa, amazing thing.
• 2:17:14
  We just saw someone just like wall.
• 2:17:17
  I mean, he's seen it before obviously, another another video
• 2:17:20
  on The Tick Tock while you're pooping, you know, it's amazing
• 2:17:25
  that someone else is like, okay, it imagine being on the toilet,
• 2:17:30
  on Tick Tock, he just watch a guy, crawl out of a chair who
• 2:17:33
  can't fucking walk. Look, man, if x has firmed, he
• 2:17:39
  thought it would just be funny to leave.
• 2:17:42
  Come back here you fucking leave the light on.
• 2:17:47
  Oh my God! Oh my God, I don't know how long
• 2:17:50
  it's going to take him to get back and like I keep the stream
• 2:17:53
  running until I hit it. He's making his way back folks.
• 2:18:09
  He's got the beard so bad about all this damn jokes that he just
• 2:18:14
  has to do this. I think that's a bag of chips.
• 2:18:37
  I think you look on the floor out of camera from opening a bag
• 2:18:41
  of chips the madman oh the head Rises.
• 2:18:44
  He is risen, my people the chair is moving, he's trying to get it
• 2:18:49
  steady before but this chair is do the same.
• 2:18:53
  Will he be able to resume sitting position?
• 2:18:57
  Oh, he slowly Rises. That determinant.
• 2:19:00
  Is what? Actually I think is video just
• 2:19:28
  fucking Frozen at this point. What I assumed was man and
• 2:19:32
  chair. Melding Is actual video.
• 2:19:36
  And there he comes. Back away, sins actually genius
• 2:19:40
  and guy but the circuit League Unplug, my did the drunk and
• 2:20:00
  depressed suicidal asshole kill himself over T, much right?
• 2:20:07
  As you were probably out of your chair?
• 2:20:10
  Well, I'm going to answer your question with a question.
• 2:20:12
  Is your acrobatics at 100? Fuck you and fuck you, Ash no,
• 2:20:20
  I'm sorry, but I thought it might have been is good.
• 2:20:24
  I mean, I couldn't have done it. Listen, listen.
• 2:20:29
  When you when you're when you're crippled oh you meant that as a
• 2:20:32
  compliment. I mean I always do Sam.
• 2:20:37
  Well I mean what's it when you're when you're crippled you
• 2:20:41
  have to figure out how to problem solve and shit like like
• 2:20:44
  that and unlike the other cripples who just go.
• 2:20:47
  I'm crippled I can't do shit. Matt much.
• 2:20:53
  I'm like okay I've got to figure out how to do this shit and what
• 2:20:57
  and what not it's down. Oh my God.
• 2:21:01
  Dreamers work is never done. So that was, that was intense.
• 2:21:07
  That wasn't to you. So yeah, Ash, you now know, you
• 2:21:13
  know, no Apex, and he knew he wants back in, I think.
• 2:21:18
  Oh, now he decides to come back. Cripple, King Rises L 0 and 1,
• 2:21:30
  right? Look, I was I was talking the
• 2:21:32
  whole time but apparently I got kicked or something.
• 2:21:37
  Did you laugh like I did. Did I what did it to death like
• 2:21:44
  I did? Yeah.
• 2:21:48
  Sure. I think I keep was going to die
• 2:21:51
  before me, but only by like half a second Hitman that fucking
• 2:21:56
  timing of. I'm going to crawl into my share
• 2:21:59
  for you, to celebrate your back and then you fucking leave
• 2:22:14
  his way back into the chair. This script piece of shit.
• 2:22:20
  Scroll in the fuck back in with a Yang Ling, you know who's
• 2:22:24
  ringing? Ringing, it Brett Favre.
• 2:22:27
  He's drinking it. You know, he's fucking crippled
• 2:22:31
  and because like, I don't understand what happened because
• 2:22:40
  I was, I was still here the whole time and I was talking,
• 2:22:43
  but I had to leave to come back. Freeze up thing.
• 2:22:48
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:22:50
  But listen, listen folks, you know, I can't deal with these
• 2:22:55
  crippled fucking retards. So when they go crawling off the
• 2:23:01
  screen, I okay. Well, I'll tell you, I'll tell
• 2:23:05
  you what you missed real quick. You missed Sam auditioning for
• 2:23:09
  paranormal activity 7. Well, listen, buddy, what you
• 2:23:17
  could instead of tell me what I missed you.
• 2:23:20
  Just play with the goddamn bit of talking shit about Sammy
• 2:23:24
  while he's drunk and being crippled.
• 2:23:27
  All right, which is what I do. Best, just talking shit about
• 2:23:31
  Sammy because I we all love him very much, but he's also very
• 2:23:35
  crippled listen and and he's less drunk than me but he's
• 2:23:39
  getting closer. What did I do?
• 2:23:43
  I'm on my first beer, you're like, I'm not even buzzed.
• 2:23:55
  Well, listen, bro, one beer is closer than no bears.
• 2:24:00
  So I was still right. You were right shut the fuck up
• 2:24:05
  and drink that goddamn beer and my goddamn being crippled bitch,
• 2:24:10
  it wasn't. It's not out of Arlo.
• 2:24:13
  He wasn't smart enough to shyam onto eyeliner have to grab one,
• 2:24:16
  but I mean, you start to crawl with a beer in one hand and use
• 2:24:28
  my like, you know, triples hands like bro, you can throw it over,
• 2:24:36
  you see, you've got teeth. Those that mouse works just
• 2:24:44
  fine. You know, what does it does?
• 2:24:48
  Yes, it does. And I know for a fact, you can
• 2:24:53
  hold a beer in that mouth. Oh, yeah.
• 2:24:55
  Oh yeah. Because because putting putting
• 2:24:57
  a glass bottle in between your teeth and such a smart, I idea.
• 2:25:02
  Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
• 2:25:03
  It's also. It's also an analogous to
• 2:25:05
  putting my penis in your mouth, which we're just talk.
• 2:25:07
  Why don't you just have the beers in a place?
• 2:25:09
  That's more accessible. Their plans on.
• 2:25:13
  Hold on, Buddy. Look at this, man.
• 2:25:15
  Look at this young fella. Come on.
• 2:25:17
  So no, that's the fairest me. No, don't be rude in his shirts.
• 2:25:23
  In an accessible area, you can put his beard.
• 2:25:26
  No. Yeah dude look you crawling off
• 2:26:06
  screen that's like a staple bro. That's like a thing you do.
• 2:26:10
  You're crippled its Fine, there's nothing wrong with that.
• 2:26:13
  It's in character. The fact that you don't defect
• 2:26:16
  that. You don't have a, you know,
• 2:26:18
  easily accessible alcohol. It's a good thing.
• 2:26:21
  You've got to work for it, bro. And everybody sees that and the
• 2:26:25
  if they don't see it, they hear it us retards here.
• 2:26:29
  Talking shit. You know, like a Cuba and Ash
• 2:26:33
  he's fucking able-bodied faggot. Fucking asshole retards, you
• 2:26:38
  can't forget, I can't, I can. Because you're here bitch after
• 2:26:45
  listening to you. Yeah that's fair I don't
• 2:26:52
  remember what I was saying so of course
• 2:27:08
  you know you go you go to McDonald's, you think you go
• 2:27:10
  home with something? Happy Meal.
• 2:27:12
  He's now and this time it will be good and not greasy.
• 2:27:15
  It's guess what? Bitch, you go home with some
• 2:27:18
  racial slurs talk about your white and I fucking hate you and
• 2:27:22
  you don't get your chicken McNuggets and I forgot what the
• 2:27:24
  fuck I was talking about. Chicken, McNuggets are made with
• 2:27:27
  love. That's white supremacy brood.
• 2:27:32
  That's why he did it. Wait, is he eating chicken
• 2:27:36
  nuggets? White supremacy.
• 2:27:39
  Yeah, Ash has a white supremacist.
• 2:27:41
  I think we've all figured that out by now coming from.
• 2:27:46
  Well no. This is rather be a white
• 2:27:48
  supremacist. Is only phone?
• 2:28:00
  No, no, it's not. It is not, it is not.
• 2:28:08
  It is full name is Ashley. I can, I can show you my heard.
• 2:28:15
  I heard him say. No, he's not.
• 2:28:18
  And then I heard do music. Start playing in the background
• 2:28:21
  dot. Dot, dot, dot dot know who
• 2:28:24
  fucking not. so you're also you're also British you might as
• 2:28:36
  well This day and age.
• 2:29:01
  What the fuck was that? No way such as he started
• 2:29:09
  fucking body are gender than just a made-up word.
• 2:29:17
  And at this point, I think the show
• 2:29:35
  A Boy Named Sue. And that was not a boy named
• 2:29:50
  Ashley. So that brings up all sorts of
• 2:29:54
  questions that I'm not prepared to answer.
• 2:29:57
  Are you prepared to ask? I am prepared very much prepared
• 2:30:01
  to ask, well, then you got to take us somewhere cause you got
• 2:30:05
  us on this path. Yeah, so he proposed.
• 2:30:10
  That's all my question for ashes.
• 2:30:16
  How gay are you? 0%.
• 2:30:21
  That's not true dude. Well hold on.
• 2:30:29
  Hold on. Take your shirt off.
• 2:30:49
  Yeah, you know. Well, Crypt white boys number.
• 2:30:52
  Yeah. Well, Kristen was well, whoa.
• 2:30:55
  Chris, he's not here. So does anyone have monkey pox?
• 2:31:01
  No, I'm not a homosexual though. I've never been more open.
• 2:31:05
  That's cool. If we do an orgy, then I'll be
• 2:31:09
  the gator little bit. I believe I'll be Flamenco and
• 2:31:13
  be in the orgy on the wooden horse are off the wooden horse.
• 2:31:17
  I'm going to be switching back and forth.
• 2:31:19
  You know me. She really quit before pink.
• 2:31:24
  Okay. I love it.
• 2:31:33
  I love you're the one who just told Sam to take a shirt off.
• 2:31:36
  I did. That's my whole point.
• 2:31:39
  I fucking love you. I didn't know do it again.
• 2:31:42
  I did and I will do it again. Sammy, take your shirt off for
• 2:31:47
  the chat. There it is.
• 2:31:49
  There's a second attempt. Man.
• 2:32:29
  Okay, well I asked did pay so that, you know he's he's he
• 2:32:36
  wanted, you must pay. Will Sam engage in prostitution
• 2:32:43
  or this week on the Whitfield report tune in to find out.
• 2:32:47
  I am not I'm not just no time the fuck out Sammy don't even,
• 2:32:53
  don't even pretend like you haven't taken your shirt off and
• 2:32:57
  showing your feets and down all manner of things for money on
• 2:33:02
  this channel for money. It sounds like sneaks T 94 96.
• 2:33:10
  No, he's shown his feets, he's taking his shirt off.
• 2:33:13
  It's fine. You know, it's so II.
• 2:33:16
  Have how else are we going to know what they look like?
• 2:33:19
  Yeah man, you could just not. Well, then you would, then you
• 2:33:26
  would be a faggot. You would be even more of a
• 2:33:28
  faggot in the faggots that are like, hey Sammy, here's $20,
• 2:33:32
  take your shirt off. Yeah.
• 2:33:33
  Yeah the Nick Point test logic. Yeah, yeah exactly man.
• 2:33:38
  How was that? That's infallible, bro?
• 2:33:40
  you can't, you can't there's no dejection from The truth there.
• 2:33:47
  Cowboy. Yeah Boy, illogical hunted for
• 2:33:51
  common. Sam's couch with a black light.
• 2:33:53
  You just go blind now. See I would just drop kit bags
• 2:33:57
  and me with both feet if I was ever in the wheelchair, no, no,
• 2:34:03
  no, I would steal I would steal that wheelchair because it's not
• 2:34:07
  a wheelchair, it's a rape chair. I would have free reign as you
• 2:34:11
  molest and just harass the Fuck out of women and men.
• 2:34:16
  If I so choose or Sam likes like Sammy does what look more
• 2:34:21
  crippled, the more crippled you are.
• 2:34:23
  Jesus Christ, your you just knowing you can't get away.
• 2:34:26
  Oh God, it's a guy over man. It's okay.
• 2:34:32
  You don't think I can get laid. I know you can.
• 2:34:38
  Yeah. Listen man.
• 2:34:41
  The problem with that is, is I have With two working legs and
• 2:34:46
  two working arms. I can crawl like a goddamn bear
• 2:34:50
  off of him. White crawls away from me, I
• 2:34:53
  could do like some sort of anime like a sword on Sword Art
• 2:34:59
  online, level of monster traps and enemies.
• 2:35:04
  I did want The other one, got hack, an
• 2:35:18
  immediate Horizon Attack on Titan.
• 2:35:23
  That's how job. Well, I was just thinking of
• 2:35:27
  like a retard, just like leaning over a thing.
• 2:35:30
  There's like looking at you, you know, as I stole Sammy's
• 2:35:36
  wheelchair would be wildly. Yeah.
• 2:35:58
  Dude, he would probably right on my lap.
• 2:36:00
  It would be like a boss Co boss type thing.
• 2:36:04
  If you like this kind, let him and let him ride.
• 2:36:06
  Let him ride on my lap as a operated his rape chair and we
• 2:36:09
  know you will Oh good, how good God?
• 2:36:25
  I have no idea how that happened,
• 2:36:41
  folks that is not on hold the fucking phone.
• 2:36:46
  I've never done that on purpose. I'm not a anybody's grandma or
• 2:36:50
  Grandpa. God damn it.
• 2:36:53
  You sure not nine. Untilyou in pregnant that has
• 2:36:57
  tagged take a look. Now, Mickey's nakeds.
• 2:37:38
  I was literally going to say that, but I was drinking a gulp
• 2:37:41
  of water like a normal human being look at you mr.
• 2:37:47
  Straight and narrow with your scan.
• 2:37:49
  Alright, Supremacy Rants and you're a fucking retard.
• 2:37:54
  Drinking your Mickey's you drunk idiot.
• 2:37:58
  Okay. There's a drunk idiot between
• 2:38:00
  the two of us. I don't know.
• 2:38:02
  I don't know. You kind of got that unlock just
• 2:38:06
  a little bit. I might have just ruined my
• 2:38:10
  keyboard because I just spit water.
• 2:38:26
  Love you too asshole. Got my God thank God.
• 2:38:31
  He's gone shit right? I mean finally
• 2:38:46
  Yeah, that didn't think I know. That's why I said it.
• 2:38:54
  Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's like me.
• 2:39:03
  The stream. I mean, do we have anything else
• 2:39:07
  you want to bring up or you know, or I guess so I guess I
• 2:39:18
  should feel more like I guess I just felt more more accidents.
• 2:39:27
  Yeah, probably. I like the idea of you just
• 2:39:31
  uploading the silent playthrough And then you just re-uploaded
• 2:39:35
  with Apex commenting over it. I think that's a formula can do
• 2:39:39
  well, no, no, I love the idea of sampling crawling to go get a
• 2:39:43
  beer and then you have this camera on it.
• 2:39:45
  He's like you guys like that. Should I check film more of
• 2:39:48
  those kids that not? I'm not that one in a completely
• 2:39:57
  different. Do you think that wasn't part of
• 2:39:59
  wait till you see what I've got in store for you next time?
• 2:40:04
  God damn. Okay i-it's not know.
• 2:40:07
  I am convinced your guy. So I mean I keep a put a bunch
• 2:40:12
  of thoughts in my head. I can't help it.
• 2:40:14
  That was not me. That was Apex Training.
• 2:40:19
  Hey guys. Yeah.
• 2:40:24
  Well I'm trying to Turn You Gay. What I look like a Democrat.
• 2:40:28
  Come on. I'll fuck y'all.
• 2:40:32
  Not even please clap goddamn. That's actually not a bad idea.
• 2:41:04
  You think you're a Democrat? And then eventually they'll be
• 2:41:06
  like, oh my God, these white supremacist.
• 2:41:08
  Like no, I'm, we're Democrats. They'll be like, okay, Democrats
• 2:41:10
  are bad now. I don't know, something like
• 2:41:13
  that. Well, the funny thing is the
• 2:41:16
  white supremacist actually are the Democrats.
• 2:41:18
  If you look at it historically, but no one wants to now, I've
• 2:41:21
  got that shit. No history, no history that
• 2:41:27
  disproves my point makes me feel bad.
• 2:41:31
  Be in America. I think it's just intentional
• 2:41:34
  lying. At this point is just delaying
• 2:41:36
  it, whatever you're saying doesn't even matter.
• 2:41:38
  If it's true, it's not registering with me and this is
• 2:41:41
  the way I'm spreading it. So this is what you're going to
• 2:41:45
  think. Well, yeah, look at the black
• 2:41:47
  fucking Israelites. And, and, and, and all the crazy
• 2:41:51
  dudes in New York that think every historical figure was
• 2:41:54
  actually black. Like, you know, Mozart the
• 2:41:58
  famous black German gun, Bowser. Yeah, black.
• 2:42:05
  Yeah. Black Yeah, black German, right?
• 2:42:10
  That's right. We was Germans and shit.
• 2:42:12
  Yeah. A to Stevie Wonder Okay, Sam,
• 2:42:21
  come on, you know, the music is good and
• 2:42:39
  if it's 2022 internet and we can't have nice things anymore.
• 2:42:47
  Well, if you have nice things back in 2016, Only 14.
• 2:42:52
  Well yeah, that's true too. We have enabled have nice things
• 2:42:55
  since 2009 and we hasn't yeah God I missed.
• 2:43:02
  I missed the old gg4. I miss when you could rate
• 2:43:08
  videos on YouTube with stars or you give video responses, God, I
• 2:43:14
  do miss video response up right there with a comes.
• 2:43:17
  I even miss like 2016 when like I would watch Sargon or I'd
• 2:43:21
  watch someone else and then I'd get like this other random guy
• 2:43:25
  who's commenting. This other random guy would sub
• 2:43:27
  to all of them? The only reason anyone listen to
• 2:43:29
  6X and hammers because they were like, oh, this guy also up to
• 2:43:32
  him, but that doesn't happen anymore.
• 2:43:33
  You just get Fox News every video you watch it.
• 2:43:36
  Minecraft video and it be like, oh, here's Fox News, I'm going,
• 2:43:39
  okay. Mmm, Fox News should film, all
• 2:43:44
  their new segments in Minecraft. I think that'd be entertaining.
• 2:43:48
  Okay. Probably good.
• 2:43:49
  That youthful. That that's how you get the
• 2:43:51
  youth vote. Kids.
• 2:43:52
  Start talking about replacement Theory at school using using
• 2:43:59
  Minecraft as the example. Yeah.
• 2:44:02
  Hey, can you change your skin? Wait, what?
• 2:44:04
  Yeah, we don't allow my Skin's that aren't this color?
• 2:44:09
  Do you do you remember when Fox News is stabbed like, you know,
• 2:44:13
  anger babes. We're actually hot Yeah, do you
• 2:44:19
  think in the future like when there's like virtual reality
• 2:44:21
  like meetups and shit, like a lot of black women will make
• 2:44:24
  themselves white in the Avatar? Some already do that in games
• 2:44:29
  like second life and probably I don't know Roblox, I don't know
• 2:44:35
  what the kids like. Yeah yeah.
• 2:44:39
  Did you did either of you? See, I'm Mark Zuckerberg went on
• 2:44:44
  Joe Rogan. I heard about, I didn't see it.
• 2:44:47
  I heard about it. I did not see it either.
• 2:44:49
  I'm like, 40 minutes into the podcast and Zuckerberg is
• 2:44:55
  talking about how he's doing like MMA now.
• 2:44:57
  And Like way to convince the way to convince as you're human.
• 2:45:03
  Yeah, what? Well, it's either that, or this
• 2:45:07
  is the announcement that there are enjoyed, they're becoming
• 2:45:09
  combat capable and so, did they do they talk about the
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  metaphorce at all? Because didn't he just get like
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  roasted for his? She'll selfie from the metaverse
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  that he took me to see that. I didn't know.
• 2:45:21
  Oh, dude, sitting low quality Avatar.
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  That looks like a weird Mark Zuckerberg with like a button
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  like fleece. Nice and then he's in front of
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  like a miniature Eiffel Tower and it doesn't look real.
• 2:45:33
  You know like like looks like a fucking like shitty ass video
• 2:45:36
  game doesn't look good at all you guys look it up.
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  Mark Zuckerberg selfie and then now he's on Joe Rogan's a
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  coincidence. I don't know.
• 2:45:48
  He's trying to save face or something from this shitty then
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  what was the point, you were making on it?
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  Well, the the point, the point I was making was, I guess, I don't
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  guess like, Mark Zuckerberg like let it what a slip.
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  And of course, we anyone, who's paying attention knew that this
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  was already the case. But he like, he, like openly
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  admitted that basically the FB I basically told him, basically,
• 2:46:15
  just always, And he basically told Facebook to delete anything
• 2:46:19
  100 by it. And - oh, yeah, and and Rogan
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  like Cosmo on it. And then he's like, oh wait, I
• 2:46:30
  actually meant to say but you know, in reality it was like a,
• 2:46:35
  it was a slip up. So I guess what?
• 2:46:39
  Yeah, so I guess the Android needs like a new software update
• 2:46:42
  patch or something? I mean, probably so Sam.
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  I got to go to bed, buddy. I Kiba good to see you.
• 2:46:51
  And, you know, I think we, I think we ought to wrap this
• 2:46:54
  shop. Anyway, what was I saying?
• 2:46:56
  Apex back even though you derailed the show completely
• 2:47:00
  once again. Yeah.
• 2:47:02
  And enjoy doing. Yeah.
• 2:47:07
  Yeah. Am I hope you guys out there and
• 2:47:12
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  the audio podcast listeners for tuning it in as well.
• 2:47:20
  And we'll be back next week same bat-time, same bat-channel peace
• 2:47:26
  peace. Yeah.
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