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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Kate, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: I am telling you which iconic horror movie matches your
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  Speaker 2: zodiac sign perfectly. So if it's your birthday today, you
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  Speaker 2: are a Scorpio, and you share a birthday with Caitlyn Jenner,
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  Speaker 2: Frank Ocean, Amber Glenn, Bill Gates, Annie Potts, and Julia Roberts.
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  Speaker 2: If it's your birthday, like I said, you are a Scorpio.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Joanne, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Scorpio. So Scorpio's. The iconic horror movie for you guys
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  Speaker 2: is actually The Exorcist. You guys already have that mysterious, like,
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  Speaker 2: slightly terrifying energy, and you can start speaking in a
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  Speaker 2: different voice, and your friends would just assume you're in
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  Speaker 2: a bad mood. Honestly, like, the demon might be scared
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  Speaker 2: of you, which gives, like, big Scorpio Halloween energy. This
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  Speaker 2: is your time to shine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I like that. Yeah. I really do. That sounds terrifying.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right. Amy, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I'm an Aquarius. Ooh, Aquarius. Okay, the iconic horror movie
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  Speaker 2: for you guys is one of my personal favorites, Get Out.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are the first person to notice when something
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  Speaker 2: is off about everyone else, whether you're at a dinner
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  Speaker 2: party or whether you're just together at work. You're asking
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  Speaker 2: the questions that nobody else has to think, and suddenly
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  Speaker 2: you are uncovering an entire conspiracy. So for once, your
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  Speaker 2: weird theories are actually saving lives, so thank you. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God, I love that movie. You're so right. It's
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  Speaker 2: a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Amy. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Let's do Pisces.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Rich, your iconic horror movie is It.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have an imagination that can turn literally anything
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  Speaker 2: into a nightmare. You hear one weird noise at night
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  Speaker 2: and suddenly you have convinced yourself that there's a demon
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  Speaker 2: in your hallway. So Pennywise wouldn't even have to work
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  Speaker 2: hard for you. Your anxiety kind of already drew the plot.
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  Speaker 1: I have a love-hate relationship with that movie because I
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  Speaker 1: don't like clowns at all. Um, but I still read
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  Speaker 1: the book, the Stephen King book and that movie is frightening,
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  Speaker 1: but I still watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean the new one or the old one,
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  Speaker 2: because I feel like the old one has just a
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  Speaker 2: different kind of terror to it.
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  Speaker 1: I think the old one, uh, part one was better
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  Speaker 1: when they're all kids, when they're, it's adults, it gets
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  Speaker 1: a little TV cheesy, but this one is good all
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  Speaker 1: the way through the newer ones. Good all the way through.
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  Speaker 2: How about Libras? Kyle, your iconic horror movie is I
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  Speaker 2: know what you did last summer, which is a new one.
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  Speaker 2: And it's actually really good. Libras, you guys would actually
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  Speaker 2: agree to keep a terrible secret just to avoid an
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  Speaker 2: uncomfortable conversation. Yeah. Now somebody's sending threatening letters and you're
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  Speaker 2: still trying to make sure everybody in your friend group
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  Speaker 2: is still getting along. Like people are dying and you
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  Speaker 2: need to pick a side.
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  Speaker 1: I can't because I can see both sides.
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  Speaker 2: And Kyle knows what you did last summer, so watch out.
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  Speaker 1: I know. What about Virgos?
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, your iconic horror movie, none other than Final Destination. Virgos,
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  Speaker 2: you guys have already mapped out every possible way something
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  Speaker 2: can go wrong. You see one loose screw on an
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  Speaker 2: airplane and suddenly you are giving everyone a full safety briefing.
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  Speaker 2: And the worst part is that you're probably right. How
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  Speaker 2: about Leo's? Yeah, I'm a Leo. I also love this movie,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm so excited that we have this one. Jennifer's
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  Speaker 2: Body is our iconic horror movie. Because Leo's like, we're hot.
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  Speaker 2: We know we're hot. And we're not about to let
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  Speaker 2: a little, like, demonic possession ruin our reputation. We'd literally
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  Speaker 2: be eating men and somehow still have a fan club.
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  Speaker 2: Because pretty privilege is terrifying, and us Leos, we tend
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  Speaker 2: to have it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, if we didn't get your sign, they're all
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  Speaker 1: posted right now on our website, johnjainrich.com.