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OUTRO: Flag It All · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Okay, should I run it for.
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  Speaker 2: All your men bastards loving the Big Show podcast Get
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  Speaker 2: up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: For raw duggs for to sit every weekday on radioc.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, yeah, baby, Oh my gosh, you're here.
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  Speaker 2: He isn't bothered with my head. You can't be bothered.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talent now, so I don't really half PAGs they
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  Speaker 1: call them. I don't really do that piece of ship
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  Speaker 1: pugs they called. That was actually the old me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: changes now you're dude. Yeah yeah, how good? How good?
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  Speaker 2: Somewhere in Jerry's earphone or there we go. That's why
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  Speaker 2: here's a map. So loud was right, because you can't
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  Speaker 2: hear ship.
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  Speaker 4: In these rights, okay, because you put our hear.
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  Speaker 2: You louder in the room than I can. And the
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  Speaker 2: cans are you kidding? No? Far out? What have you
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  Speaker 2: been doing? Maggieland man, My daughter was the last day
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  Speaker 2: of school today and she was sick. That's why she's
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  Speaker 2: not here. Oh really yeap, So she was sick but
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  Speaker 2: went into the office, got a new screen, put in
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  Speaker 2: a new monitors that for you or is it like
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  Speaker 2: on the wall on a wall touch screen monitor thingy.
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  Speaker 2: So I was in there for that, and then I
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  Speaker 2: put a new desk in the podcast studio and then
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  Speaker 2: it was just in there tool one or two. You know.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, it was fucking sick actually moving some desks
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  Speaker 2: around a bit of a rearrange, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: It was good, fucking rules. I'm really looking forward to
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  Speaker 2: not being here and seeing new counts for all. I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you that. Do you know what? Now?
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, hand did you know?
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  Speaker 2: Today?
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  Speaker 4: I got up and I was like, I have I
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  Speaker 4: have two jobs today. One job is to broadcast to
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  Speaker 4: the nation. The other job is to buy my mother
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  Speaker 4: in Lauren oven Mitt well.
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  Speaker 2: A very small, very small percentage of the nation.
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  Speaker 4: The nation of North Kylo. And the other job was
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  Speaker 4: to get my mother in Lauren oven.
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  Speaker 2: Mitt Yes for Christmas. Yes. Once. The one well, it
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  Speaker 2: would be the joint one.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's like a long ribbon joint together and
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  Speaker 4: you hang it over the the oven handle. And I
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  Speaker 4: got as far as waking up, having a shower, getting changed,
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  Speaker 4: and then googling the Farmers that I was going to
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  Speaker 4: go to Farmers and then got distracted, started watching something,
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  Speaker 4: started chanting with my wife went out into the garden,
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  Speaker 4: started watering the lawn, started doing a few things like that,
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  Speaker 4: and then got called in for a work and I
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  Speaker 4: PROMPTU work lunch. Really did you head up Mogi? They
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  Speaker 4: did ask me if Mogi would be there?
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  Speaker 2: And what did you say? Probably not? Its hard for
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  Speaker 2: me to be there if I haven't been invited.
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  Speaker 4: Out of curiosity that if pugs An had messaged you
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  Speaker 4: at eleven thirty saying there's a work lunch as well,
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  Speaker 4: you wouldn't have been able to.
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  Speaker 2: Count counters, know, because I had my second daughter with me.
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  Speaker 2: If not, because it would have been well, I had
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  Speaker 2: at the office and traditionally left. Ye know, it makes
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  Speaker 2: perfect sense.
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  Speaker 4: You and Jason, you know, it's always like nah, we
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  Speaker 4: don't Yeah, And so I didn't even get the oven.
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  Speaker 2: Done, no jeez.
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  Speaker 4: So hopefully you can do the other thing broadcast to
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  Speaker 4: the nation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, if not, you'll dock steck. Jeremy has been
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  Speaker 2: given was this that'll be? I'd say, well, no, it's
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of gifts. Yeah, and assuming his hat.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, this is a part of the secret sounder that
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  Speaker 4: we're going to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: This. We are going to get into that on the show.
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  Speaker 1: The hats were brought in by him and I for
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  Speaker 1: the breakfast team.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, terrible. All the beans fall out of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why she came really, Yeah, because it was
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  Speaker 1: Lincoln beans beans.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so is that the one she bought the other day?
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  Speaker 2: We're into that is one of them.
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  Speaker 4: She brought two and it's already Leacoln beans.
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  Speaker 1: It was likencol beans like out the gate when she
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  Speaker 1: got back. The worst sex scene is a hecky sex sack. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen I've never seen a hecky sex sec before.
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  Speaker 1: And it does resemble the Woolen Ballberg.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, freaking it's so good man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you guys genuinely yesterday? Right, this is me
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  Speaker 4: being serious Mogi for.
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  Speaker 2: A second, serious Magie. I'm listening. It's really serious. But
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  Speaker 2: you let my message. If I'm on my phone and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like doing something, she won't talk to me. She's
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  Speaker 2: like to listen to me. What I can I get
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  Speaker 2: that I can listen to this.
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  Speaker 4: Because I have myself all the time.
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  Speaker 1: So if my partner goes on her phone, I will
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  Speaker 1: not really that's rude me, no, because I know that
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  Speaker 1: she won't catch it. And I've just leant there, and
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  Speaker 1: so it's fine if you want to go on your phone,
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  Speaker 1: that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: But when you're not, I'm going.
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  Speaker 4: The Whole Wracky Big Show week days from.
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  Speaker 2: Four on Radio Hiarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the Whole Wracky Big Show podcast. Yeah, when I
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  Speaker 4: was in the kitchen, I was just carrying a glass
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  Speaker 4: of water. Midway through our show, I heard two really
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  Speaker 4: loud bangs coming from that little lobby out there with
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  Speaker 4: the liftser. I was like, Fuck, someone's dropped something on
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  Speaker 4: the ground. And then I was just like, based on
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  Speaker 4: what happened yesterday in Australia, I was like, genuinely, for
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  Speaker 4: a split second, I was like, what if someone's coming
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  Speaker 4: in here? And I at that moment I actually had
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  Speaker 4: a genuine like shiver of like through my spine and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, what if it is happening,
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  Speaker 4: just like a split second. And then I had a
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  Speaker 4: decision to make, which was do I come in the
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  Speaker 4: studio and let you guys know, or do I just
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  Speaker 4: go into the makeup room and hide and cower?
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  Speaker 2: Right, And you chose neither of those?
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  Speaker 4: Tell no, because I walked past and checked the door
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  Speaker 4: in the makeup room and it was unlocked and then
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  Speaker 4: so in my head, I was like, so that is
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  Speaker 4: the case. I will check that and then come and
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  Speaker 4: be like, guys, come with me, come with me to view,
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  Speaker 4: and then we're going there. But then, is that how
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  Speaker 4: you're supposed to do it or am I supposed to
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  Speaker 4: alert everyone?
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  Speaker 2: Do what? Were you supposed to do it? Something for himself?
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to be able to cool the already
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  Speaker 1: or help other people unless you're a spot to do that,
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  Speaker 1: thought it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, certainly that's the way it would be approached on
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 4: So you think we'd come back and then do a
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  Speaker 4: bit of a but it was the first time I've
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  Speaker 4: ever had like a shiver of genuine terror go through
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  Speaker 4: me for a split second, something that I knew wasn't happening,
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  Speaker 4: but I was just like, holy fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I think we get slightly desensitized to I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: obviously we're in New Zealand, we are in a very
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  Speaker 1: privileged position, But I think there is a risk that
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  Speaker 1: we often forget about. Like you remember when we had
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  Speaker 1: we've had people outside the windows. Yeah, I mean, and
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  Speaker 1: like not necessarily that they were dangerous at that time,
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  Speaker 1: but there's a potential that they could have been because
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  Speaker 1: we are exposed to the public, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and what if we're just sitting here and they're
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  Speaker 4: just light old mogi up and we're.
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  Speaker 2: Just watching Jesus risk. We were taking, you know what
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  Speaker 2: for the big show. Well, what are you going to do? Anything?
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  Speaker 2: That's rights?
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  Speaker 4: That wearing bulletproof vest.
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  Speaker 2: That's good, idea, fitty styles, you know what I mean? Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 2: there's no point worrying about this ship.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny because at our old workplace, our producer had
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  Speaker 4: a dream that a gunman went through sky where I
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  Speaker 4: used to work. And his dream was like it was
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  Speaker 4: kind of it was like a classic dream where it
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  Speaker 4: was kind of murky, you can sort of remember it.
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  Speaker 2: But he said the.
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  Speaker 4: Most vivid part was that he came into the Crowdgo's
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  Speaker 4: Wild office where we worked, and Andrew Mulligan stood up
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  Speaker 4: and went like wait, no, no, no, and then the
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  Speaker 4: gunment lit and he said it was like slow motion
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  Speaker 4: from Tropic Thunder and he was just like fuck and
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  Speaker 4: then he went into week.
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  Speaker 2: The next day, I.
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  Speaker 4: Told Marles and we thought it was so funny. He's
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  Speaker 4: like everything else was murky except for it was just
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  Speaker 4: the most like.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to use that time to get away. You
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  Speaker 2: getting mode down like that, so clear to me that
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  Speaker 2: it was all over. Yeah, Maggie's on his pushy.
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  Speaker 4: Where is your pushy?
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  Speaker 2: Well it's perssoning down with the at home. Have you
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  Speaker 2: been riding it? Yeah? Man, loving it bicycle. It's great.
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  Speaker 2: I'd still have to get a helmet though, which is
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a pain in the air. Okay, what's
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  Speaker 2: that noise? Was the helmet? That was? It was more
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  Speaker 2: than have you.
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  Speaker 4: Got an earror message on your computer?
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  Speaker 1: Mokey?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry nope, because it's not mine. It's not mine either.
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  Speaker 4: Mine's on mute mine. It could be Hardy J's computer
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  Speaker 4: because he never switches it on. Maybe it's the thing
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  Speaker 4: possibly just but sorry anyway, Helmut.
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  Speaker 2: Chat the helmet. Yeah, so there was a helmet when
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  Speaker 2: I went and got my bike service, and it was
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  Speaker 2: worth almost double the cost of the bike. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking to protect you not you want your helmets? Look skuks,
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  Speaker 2: well these ones were bad. Yeah yeah, but then there's
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  Speaker 2: another one. Oh that's all right. Have you got anything?
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  Speaker 2: And have you got it in black? It's like now
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  Speaker 2: they only come in white. It's like, yeah, that's how
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  Speaker 2: they get you it's like you don't look like I
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  Speaker 2: want to look like a funk that we're in a
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  Speaker 2: white helmet? So you paid two hundred and fifty old
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  Speaker 2: white helmet? Yeah, but I do have to get one,
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  Speaker 2: although I think I'll lift my bike in the rain today.
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  Speaker 4: Damn it, Mogie, it's an old bike, man, look after it.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to rust.
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  Speaker 4: It's like me and my trucky Man. You don't drive it.
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  Speaker 2: In the rain. I can handle it. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: avoid it. We're possible. Yeah yeah, Hey, fellas, can we
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  Speaker 2: wrap it up this week? What are the chances? Can
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  Speaker 2: we just end?
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  Speaker 4: Just wrap the whole week?
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  Speaker 2: The boss was going away, isn't he's away on Thursday
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  Speaker 2: from Thursday morning? Yeah, it feels like we should just
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  Speaker 2: pick it up.
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  Speaker 4: What do we do just play the chilies? Do we
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  Speaker 4: just say here's the chilies and then just play an
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  Speaker 4: entire album?
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  Speaker 2: What wouldn't happen if we just didn't turn up? Probably
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  Speaker 2: get sacked?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, true, they'll be there, Yeah, they'll be there.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty cut and dry. Yeah, would be a warning.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon you show you've got guys, You've got to
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  Speaker 2: you've got to come to Why don't we do some.
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  Speaker 4: Wacky radio content with Mogi tomorrow. We all agree as
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  Speaker 4: a bit of a radio gag that you just don't
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  Speaker 4: turn up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, we just see what happens. Okay, cool Friday
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  Speaker 2: when we're gonna do breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Man might just be you mean the Pug Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you should do days as well, Man.
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  Speaker 4: Bik not to come in listen to the Big Show
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  Speaker 4: four or seven weekdays radio hodarchy, except for on Friday
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  Speaker 4: when it's the Pug Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.