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- Los Pickups Main: Are we live? Are we live? Like Nesto says, we live. We live. We live. all right, we lie. We love. We're alive. sorry, that was stupid. Bear down. So guys, what's up? Welcome to episode thirty six fact checked. Thirty seven. Welcome to episode thirty-seven of Los Pickups. You're joining us here. in an undisclosed location in the Pacific Northwest. Another episode without sexy nesty. In the Pacific Northwest. Isn't that what I said? No, you but last week you said twice. No, you said it more than twice, you said it like four times. Welcome to the Pacific Northwest, joining us in the Pacific Northwest. We're here in the Pacific Northwest. still no sexy nesty. He'll be back next week. Don't worry about it. But me and Riley here are gonna hold it down. While I'm talking about my homeboy, I got my homeboy. Peace, peace, peace, Bobby Fresh. Thank you. We're here in the flesh. The audio flesh thumping in your eardrum. So, welcome. It's been week five of the NFL, is what we're going to be talking about today, and what of a what hell of a week it was. Crazy ass week. yeah. Pretty shitty. not so shitty for others. So remember guys before we get into To this, please email us at Los Pickups Podcast at gmail.com. You can find us on Instagram at Los Pickups Podcast, you can find us on X at Los Pickups Podcasts, you can find us on TikTok at Los Pickups Podcast, and Instagram at Los Pickups Podcast. You said Instagram already. 'Cause it's that good. Instagram is back, baby. Instagram is so nice you had to say it twice. So nicey. Got me feeling nicey. Yeah, bro. so we're gonna get into it. The nittties, the gritties, the winn is The losisms, the whoever who is the degenerism, who are the frauds, who isms, who are the championisms, and all the isms and in-betweenisms and the big tittiesms. I think that's what he says, right? So Ridiculous isms. And the ridiculous isms. So we're gonna get into it. It's Wednesday, October 14th, so you're able to watch this listen to this episode on Thursday, the fifteenth. If you got a commute to work, this will be uploaded to the morning of Thursday, so you can watch it before the Thursday night games and you can. get us get our predictions and whatnot, 'cause we're gonna start off with the results and our thoughts on the results of week five and then we'll end the episode with the predictions for week six. So, Riley, any thoughts before we get into it? Let's go. Okay, so we'll get into that, and why he did that. But let's go ahead and start off with week five, we did a little we talked about Bucks Cowboys, right? Who No. We didn't. No, we weren't. Well yeah we don't Yeah. So let's start it off with the Thursday, October 8th, Thursday night football game. The Buccaneers in Dallas going against the Cowboys. The Buccaneers took that game twenty-four to sixteen with rookie Jaden Daniels. Jalen. Jalen Daniels. Thank you. Jalen Daniels and the Buccaneers took down Dak Prescott and the Brokeback Mountain Cowboys. And and it was honestly a shocker. Probably the biggest shocker in all in the in the week. It fucked up my mind. money very early on. I had the whole I had that whole week off. So that was peak gambling for me. I spent a lot of my time with the week off thrifting, gambling, trying to find good deals and all that. I got cooked from fantasy 'cause from that game. From that game. Because well, C D Lamb didn't perform for me, right? When he got knocked out. C D Lamb got injured and then Dak Prescott did un I don't know, unbearable things that game. Yeah. Committed he was the Cowboys defense. He He was not Dak attack, but he was Ass Prescott. Dude, he he was Ass Prescott. And I put all three of my fantasy teams on him. For real? Yeah. That's Glad I didn't do that. Yeah. So we're gonna I got Brock Purdy and two of Yeah. He's doing nice. He's got me feeling nicey. He's got you. So Jalen Daniels, undrafted rookie quarterback. Did not rookie. Yeah, man, a rookie quarterback, I'll give you that. He did not do so hot when he came in for Baker Mayfield in the last moments of the game last week. Or the week before. It was the week before and then he didn't do so well. Actually he did okay against the Packers last week too. But But this game, jeeze, I mean, I think the team really rallied behind him. I wouldn't say that he was the reason why the Bucks won, but he was not the reason why the he was definitely a reason why the Bucks didn't lose. Yeah, he didn't turn it over. He didn't turn it over, so he had nineteen completions for twenty five attempts, a buck eighty nine in the air with a touchdown, right? he took one sack, not so bad though, but for an undrafted rookie coming in, not so bad. Bucks might be alright. Bucky Irving took the main the line share of the Buccaneers backfield. Bucky Irving, twenty one carries, a hundred sixty five on the ground, seven point nine average with a carry, which is insane, a long of seventy two and a touchdown. And two receptions plus ten yards on top of that. So he I think he was the full face of that offense. Which good for him with Rashad White out. Bucky Irving's very talented. Rashad White is back in is in Washington. Right, like he's out of the like he's out of yeah because they were splitting shares. He's out of contention. Yeah. Yeah. So now he's the lead back. He's the full lead back. Yeah. And the kinetic game well is like the second, but doesn't really do much. Yeah, I mean I think Bucky Irving's dynamic. He's been dynamic, and so I think this game he showed that and why he deserves to be fed this much, right? Yeah. So, after that Jalen Daniels himself carried it seven times for twenty three yards. He was the next best rusher, and then everybody else, maybe a couple under under twenty there but Bucky Irving, the main story there for the Buccaneers. On the receiving side for the Bucks, Tez Johnson, one reception for sixty four yards, showing that playmaking ability. He's very, very fast, and so you know, he stretched the field, he's gonna get you he's gonna give you some options. Yeah. With that, Emeka Eggbuka. Yeah, I dude. six receptions for thirty eight yards. And then you got Chris Godwin, three receptions for thirty seven. Cadon three receptions for twenty five. Bucky Irving, like Riley mentioned, two receptions for ten. So this spread the ball around a little bit. It was probably it was more of a defensive battle for sure. I mean if you look at the box score, right? Yeah. I think the thing is kind of misleading one second, Riley. It was it was ten to seven going into the half, Dallas ten, Bucks seven. But they came out of the second half scored seventeen in the third quarter and then the cowboys put up six to try to make it look not so bad but it was like a n it was ninety nine yards that they so the Cowboys. Yeah. With like I think s seven minutes left of the game. Five or seven, somewhere around there. The Bucks Punted it, the guy stopped it at the one yard line and I was like, Yeah, how could this not get any worse for the the Cowboys? So I I turned it off, but then I I saw that they scored and I was like, Wow, they've came out of that ninety nine yards. Yeah, yeah, surprisingly. And I was like, Good for my fantasy points. Fantastic Dak Prescott ninety nine yard track. And that was pretty much it. That was that was it for them, dude. I mean it it's not gonna look so bad on the stat line for Dak Prescott when you go over The Cowboys, you see 24 completions. He had a throw 42 times. Yeah. He did have 316 yards in the air, a touchdown, two interceptions. Like I said, I think this was more a defensive battle for sure. Dak Prescott, those two interceptions were costly when you're talking about a single possession game, right? With a two with a two-point conversion there. Javante Williams, they weren't able to get much on the ground there. Javante Williams only had 12 carries, 45 yards. He did have a touchdown, though. On the receiving side, they silen they didn't silence, sorry. C D Lamb had to leave the game. He a quadricep or something like that. Yeah, CeeDee Lamb had to leave the game, so I left George Pickens to feast on nine receptions, a hundred and thirty yards, and a touchdown. George Pickens and CeeDee Lamb continue to be one of the best duos in the NFL. It's crazy. And then they got Ryan Florney Flornoy there, three receptions, ninety yards on three receptions. That's pretty crazy. Excuse me. And then Cavante Turpin, two receptions, twenty-two yards. They Mingo, two receptions, twenty yards, so spread the ball a little bit there. D. Lamb only ended with two receptions on nine yards. So George Pickens, the big shining the bright spot there for the Cowboys, but it just was not enough, especially when As Prescott's throwing for two interceptions. Big point in this game though is Dak Prescott leaving going into the back into the locker rooms at the end of the game. Did you see what happened? I saw what happened one of the staff or employees was like fucking he's an embarrassing Yeah, he did. He it was exactly yeah, it was exactly that. He's like embarrassing. And Dak looked back. He even mentioned in the press conference and I don't know if he got him fired. I think I think people were jokingly said that he was getting fired. I think those were rumors. I think he did get fired. did he? Yeah. I mean I saw TikTok of a guy addressing it. It might have not been the guy. But the guy was like, No, he's like, I'll take accountability. I fucked up and I and I fired because of it. But you know what else? Why didn't Dak take responsibility and accountability for the two interceptions? Maybe if you would have cared as much to get me fired as you did playing the fucking game, we would have fucking won that shit. Nice. Yeah, so who knows? TikTok isn't isn't a real place. And I will say C D Lamb is actually back up next week to be healthy. So fuck, I hope so dog. No, they already confirmed it. Alright. Yeah. I saw I saw it. They confirmed it. Alright. They confirmed it. all right. Any final thoughts? No. Cool. We're gonna go on to the Eagles Jaguars in the Jaguars home stadium in London. Because the Jaguars have been has been the team to play in London the most out of all the NFL teams. And you know why? It's because the Jaguars were the Asquars for so long. I think it's it's been mainly the South. It's like Houston, Texans, the Colts play in London or Dude, it's weird. Well, but I did see somewhere that the Colts have played like sometimes two times a year in London. damn. Yeah, that's crazy, bro. Damn. anyways. The it was Eagles versus Jaguars in London. It was a very early game, started at probably like six in the morning or some shit, our time. And the Eagles lost to the Jaguars. So the Eagles fought a two and three, the Jaguars improved a four and one. The game ended at seventeen nineteen for the Jaguars. This was a defensive battle when you look at it. Excuse me, this was an intensive battle, not a defensive battle. was kind of both ways. Those overseas games tend to be like pretty low scoring, like grindy games. but yeah, I think it was a fun watch. I watched the second half because I'm not gonna wake up with that shit. No. but up fun game. I'm happy the Eagles lost. Cry Eagles cry. when you look at the stats here, Jalen Hurts, twenty one completions, forty attempts, two hundred twenty yards, he finally got over two hundred and didn't turn it out and didn't turn it over in a touchdown. I just think he They're hurting on the running game. Yeah. I mean their whole identity was built on the run. Mm-hmm. They don't have Saquon right now. Yeah. He's expected to come back next week, but I mean Saquon started having those He's limited. He's been limited this week. That was a thing Saquon struggled with in in New York though, right? I think Saquon struggled with injuries in New York. I mean they were feeding him like thirty, you know, thirty carries a game which is gonna hurt anybody. fifty. Damian Pierce had eleven carries for fourteen yards. Not much. And then they had the other the other running back, Will Shipley, for five carries, six yards. Not much on the ground. When you look at the receiving core, they only had a lean on Darius Cooper because they also had They did they have Devontae? Devontae Smith. Devontae Smith is out, yeah. okay. Devontae Smith was out, so they had Cooper with two receptions, seventy one yards. They had Dantevian Wicks, five receptions, sixty three yards. Mackay Lemon, the rookie, came in with five receptions, forty three yards. Dallas Goddard had six receptions for thirty eight yards. So a little it was small chunks that they were getting, no no big splash plays. With Cooper, he's had two games now where he's had some pretty big receptions and long receptions as well, but only like a couple. Yeah. So like he's had a sixty two sixty two long yard reception and then a T D. So that that helps that helps a little bit. Yeah. Mackay Lemon sh sharing the load with Def De Tavion Wicks. I expected a lot from Lemon this season. Yeah. I think a lot of people did. Lemon seems kind of like a lemon. It was a hit miss, dude. Hit or miss. Kind of a lemon. I take the risk. Yeah, yeah. But hold on to him though. He might he might come rooge. I I already let go. right. It's already done. No, it's weird to see Damian Pierce like being picked up from the free agents. See Yeah. From having one insane season, like over almost I think it was two thousand yards, wasn't it? He had a two thousand yards. Something crazy on the Texans, but he went somewhere else after the Texans. could you look into that? Yeah. Meanwhile I'm gonna go into the Jaguars offensive stats here. Trevor Lawrence, twenty-four completions, thirty-nine attempts, three hundred thirty-one yards, two touchdowns. Touchdowns and an and one interception, which doesn't help. They have two in carry it twenty two times for seventy two yards. That's some nice consistency there. Parker Washington blew up six receptions, a hundred twenty four yards in the air, two titties. Shotties. We love titties. We love titties. Brenton Strange, the tight end, seven receptions for sixty eight yards. Singing a lot of targets. A lot of targets, yeah. Josh Cameron. What's that? I said lately he's beginning. Well I mean i if he's if he's working, you know, because it doesn't seem like they can get the ball to fucking Brian Thomas Junior. Which pisses me off. Pisses me off. But I hope they trade him to the Niners. Cameron, three receptions, forty three yards. Jacoby Myers two receptions, thirty seven yards, kind of negligible from then on. But even Travis Hunter got in there for a reception of nine yards. So all this to show, this game, did you watch it Riley? A little bit, yeah. Did you watch the end? I I watched the end, the insane end. Yeah, so yeah. The game. the Eagles scored a field goal with eight seconds left in the game to make it seventeen sixteen. They couldn't take down the clock any more than that? I don't remember the specifics, but I was like I mean eight seconds that's I guess you don't think shit's gonna I mean the score seven seventeen sixteen. I mean yeah but just leave it with five seconds or four seconds. Honestly you're good. I don't give a fuck. Cry equals cry. Fuck Philly fuck the birds trash bird And so with eight seconds left, they had a crazy return from their kick returner of the Jaguars did. And he was able to put them in field goal range. And with that it was a fifty-seven yarder from their kicker, little, and he was able to put the Jaguars up at the buzzer beater for to make the game seventeen nineteen. it was crazy. And honestly it should have been better than that because the Jaguars had to four hundred eight total yards to the Eagles two hundred thirty two. and that's kind of insane that the game was that close and they were only able to produce that much. That the game was that close with all that, right? Yeah, and do you know who returned it? Amir Abdullah Raiders legend? Amir Abdullah. Raiders of Legend. He did play for the Raiders. He played for a lot of other teams too. Shout out Amir Abdullah man. He played for Detroit back in the day. He played he was actually drafted by Detroit, I think, back in the day. Yeah. Played for Minnesota, Carolina, Vegas, San Francisco for at one point, but I think it was the only off season practice squad. Yeah, I was gonna say. I I don't remember. Colts and then Jacksonville. Shout out long season and then about Damian Pierce, go back on that. Yeah. He played so he drafted or I think he was undrafted by the Houston Texans and then got picked up by the Kansas City Chiefs in twenty twenty five and then was kinda off during the season. Right, he was with twenty six twenty six. But yeah the Chiefs did try to use him. He just seemed very ineffective on the Chiefs. I remember that 'cause I thought he might have blow he might think Kareem Hunt was back there. it was Isaiah Pacheco. right, right, right. And they were just feeding that dude non stop. Jesus Christ. Now look at them with Kenneth Walker man. Well he's in IR the he's been in IR, yeah. Pacheco's with somebody else now though. Mm-hmm, he's been in IR for a long time though, with that team. with Well we'll get to the we'll get to the Chiefs. Yeah. Also fuck the Chiefs. Fuck the Chiefs. and if I had a buy this week Any thoughts? Not really. Jaguars Eagles Jaguars? No. Cry Cry Eagles Cry. Cry Eagles Cry, yeah, dude. Alright, we're gonna move on then to Giants versus Commanders. So, Giants versus Commanders, they were in Washington, DC. it was a very good game. very there was a lot of points scored in this game. And it came down to the to OT. To O T the game. They went into the to the fourth quarter. Tied twenty seven twenty seven went into O T. Ran out the clock because the Commanders couldn't spike the ball in time and they wasted too much time. And they ended twenty seven twenty seven with the NFL's first tie in the game in this year. Pretty legendary shit when you look at the When you look at the the Giants over here. We have Jameis Winston throwing fifty-four times with thirty-three completions. He's been used to that. and when he played it in Tampa, he threw it so many times. Because they would play from behind all the time. Yeah. And threw for 326 yards, three touchdowns. It's pretty crazy, no interceptions. let's see. Cam Scattabo, 13 carries for 59 yards. That's a scatterbo line. Jameis Winston even had five carries for twenty-seven yards. And the receiving leaders Malik Neighbors going fucking stupid this season so far. Fully back against the that's good. That's good. I'm glad Giants. Yeah. 11 receptions. 121 yards and a touchdown. And then you got Isaiah Likely. They're paired up together. It's likely likely is gonna get a touchdown. And he got two of them. 11 receptions. 94 yards. Two titty. Get it, son. After that, they didn't get much else. They got Theo Johnson for a couple receptions, Tracy Jr. for a couple receptions. And blah blah blah yada yada yada. Miley Kyle Fields is a rookie. Really good. yeah, there you go. There's your rookie rookie input for the for the Giants. So really good outing for the Giants. They go to 3-1 and 1, which is really good. They're leading the division in their the NFC least. NFC is insane. NFC East with Jameis Winston at the hell. Jameis Winston. Who needs Jackson Darth. Who needs Jackson Dart when you got Jameis Winston? We eat and dubbs. Dude, it said that JD McCarthy was on the field, but it doesn't sound anything. I wasn't gonna mention it. He probably kneeled the ball or some shit. okay on the command. But Jane Daniels did. Yeah, right. So Jaden Daniels coming back after dislocating his elbow, seventeen wearing a brace in the game, seventeen completions, only threw twenty-five times, a hundred ninety nine Yards, no touchdowns, no interceptions. But how many sacks? Five sacks. Dude, that's they blacked Jaden Daniels. Dude, that's horrible. That is bad. This is how he dislocated his elbow. How do you not protect this man when he just got done from coming from injury for a couple weeks? Like, makes no sense. Okay. Well, let's see how They need to let go of their coach. He threw for 199 yards, Jaden Daniels. That's not bad, though. Nine carries and 103 yards on the floor. How about that? Two touchdowns. Touchdowns, rushing touchdowns. That's the Jaden Daniels. He's combining for over three hundred total yards. That's fucking insane. He's running out of his mind now. He was their leading rusher. They just could not stop this man. Krosky Merritt had 11 carries, 82 yards, and a touchdown. I gotta stop benching this guy in fantasy. Jesus Christ. Terry McLaurin, scary Terry, four receptions, sixty-two yards in the air. Then we got ooh, this guy. Chiggles Chiggles, yeah. Akonquo? Akanku. Yeah, Akonko. Tied end for the Commanders. Four receptions, sixty yards. They got a couple other contributors here. Three receptions, thirty one yards for Williams, two receptions, twenty six yards for Burks. other than that, it was the Jaden Daniels show. Commanders must be glad to have this guy back. And honestly, it's three one one against the bottom of the division, one three one. That's a tie. A tie's better than a loss. So they might have a better record than the Eagles right now. Well it's it's funny 'cause a concu a con was a I think was one of two or maybe there were a couple leading receivers for the Titans when he played for For the Titans? Yeah, dude? He was the tight end and he was I don't remember hearing about him. A little bit, yeah. I only heard about him because he was big in fantasy. So he was catching a lot of I think I should remember a name called like a conqu. Yeah. Any final thoughts, Riley? No dude. Our first tie of the season. First tie of the season. there was a lot of controversy w controversy. Controversy with how the game ended. there was, dude. I think Dan Quinn is taking a lot of the s the a lot of heat for this. I do know that their offensive coordinator is it's his first year. They had a timeout, which is but they also just didn't spike the ball quick enough. I think they ran out with like ten seconds left on the clock. They just they but So the Commanders I think they made a passing play and then they just got to the line way too quick. There was no sense of urgency. they could have gone to spike the ball to have one more play to put them in the field goal range or at least try a field goal. And Jane Daniels didn't didn't know he didn't have any timeouts is what I was thinking. Yep, yep, yep. And then the game ended like that and it fizzled out and so a winnable game for the Commanders. Yeah. But a hell of a fight between two division rivals. I think I think the Commanders are a good team. I just they just need a new coach. Dan Quinn is not a good head coach. He's a good defensive coordinator. I'll give him that. And they need to find someone who's suitable for that team. Who's young, great, energetic Can Quinn's not energetic. Send Robert Sala over there. Moving on. We have Browns in New York facing the Jets. The Browns lose to the Jets. Dude. They fall three and two. The Jets improved a two and three. So swapping records there. Geno Smith able to lead the charge for the Jets there. to trump the Browns. And the Trouns the Browns have been playing good football lately. The Browns have been playing. They still are they still were playing pretty good football. It was a bad rainy yeah. Did you watch that game? It was horrid. Yeah. The wind was crazy. Yeah. Just non stop drenching rain. Like the fans were just in it though and having a great time in New York. Well when there's another New York Yeah. Deshaun Watson on the Browns threw thirty three times, had fifteen completions, a hundred and fifty five yards and a touchdown that's not bad. When you consider eight sacks, that's pretty bad. But the that styline isn't too bad considering how bad the weather was. Yeah. Right? Quinchon. Judkins, fourteen carries for forty four yards. So even on the ground they weren't able to get much going on. Then they had Deshaun Watson carry it himself six times for forty yards. then on the receiving side the Browns didn't have much going on. They had Isaiah Bond here, three receptions, seventy four yards. Then they had the rookie Boston, three receptions, forty six yards. Jerry Judy came in with three receptions, nineteen yards. Quenshawn Judkins himself had a few catches for nineteen yards there. Yeah, and Denzel with the lone touchdown, I think. The lone touchdown, yeah. Yeah, I I got the wrong rookie wide receiver for the Browns. I should have got Boston there. Yeah, Dadzel Boston. I got Casey Concepcion. And he got knocked the fuck out that game. Did you see? No, I didn't. His helmet landed on the floor real bad, dude, like at the very beginning. Yeah, he's out. It w it looked pretty gnarly. Yeah, he's gonna be out maybe. The good thing is he landed like face down, so you didn't see like crazy body spasms like you do with some of those knockouts. Yeah. He's not the biggest receiver. He's not. So it's a pretty gnarly hit. set the tone early for the game. Geno Smith on the other side of the ball here had thirty attempts. He completed seventeen of them. A buck eighty two in the air, one touchdown. So similar stat lines. Yeah. So then w so then what was the difference maker, right? What was the difference maker if the quarterbacks performed almost the same? You gotta look at the run game. Braylon Allen, twenty four carries, a hundred and sixteen yards and a touchdown. That's just production that the Browns weren't able to accomplish with the Jets. Dude and without Brees Hall. Without Brees Hall, exactly. And so you go to the receiving end and they got even more help on the receiving end too. You got Garrett Wilson. Garrett Wilson on my fantasy team, fucking doing me right. Seven receptions, a hundred and Four in the yards. Again, look at the game. Pissing rain. Yeah. And a touchdown. It was pissing rain, and Geno Smith was throwing pissed missiles at Garrett Garrett Wilson. Then we got Tim Patrick. Jesus. Nice to see him back. Dude, I haven't heard his name in all. Broncos Legend. Broncos Legend. Tim Patrick, two receptions, twenty-six yards. And then Mason Taylor, three receptions, twenty-four yards. it was a it was it was a grindy game. Geno Smith also got tagged with four sacks. So had a little bit of cleaner pocket to work with there. It was a grind of a game, shitty weather. I don't think this is bad for either of them. I think in a fair square fight, the Browns take that. They should have ran more. Like I they should have ran. I mean, yeah, you look at the design. Quinshawn only had fourteen carries. Braylon Allen himself had twenty four. Yeah, like it it's a raining piss poor game, like just fucking run it. Don't be an idiot and try to pass it or try to do a whole bunch of work. Work they think only made up for his yards from just dinking and ducking passes. But still like and a big play over here and there to Garrett Wilson. I mean to one possession game and they gave Braylon Allen twenty-four attempts. That's more that's that equals how many attempts they had as a whole running back committee for the Browns. For the Browns, yeah. Yeah. So they gave one guy on the Jets that many running attempts. Maybe the the Browns should have taken a little bit of a play out that book, but when you look at it and the Browns had eight sacks and eight punts, I think the Jets were getting after it. So you know, it's just a factor of they they just don't have the O line to be able to produce it in those moments. Yeah. Jets defense showing up. Jets defense showing up. Ernesto gets to write back to Geno Smith 'cause they write back love letters to each other. I'm sure Ernesto's gonna love that one. Jameis Jameis Winston tied and Geno Smith won. Ernesto's probably over the moon considering what happened to his team. Carry on to the next game here. any final thoughts on the other one then? No. Let's move on to the Colts and Steelers. Colts, Steelers. Colts. Fall to two and three. Steelers improved a three and two. The final outcome of the game, twenty two thirty four in Pittsburgh for the Steelers. Also a decent game to watch. Oops. Also a decent game a lot. So Daniel Jones for the Colts threw forty four times. Had twenty-four completions. Two hundred sixty-seven yards in the air. No touchdowns, no interceptions, one sack. Dude, it's it's been an aw ongoing multiple weeks where he doesn't throw touchdowns. Which is weird because he was performing fairly well before he hurt himself on the I mean he was scoring like like a mofo. Yeah, until he tore what is it? Is it ACL he tore? Yeah. That was pretty bad. That was a bad That's pretty bad. I mean he used to run it in a lot. But even look at Jonathan Taylor. Only fifteen carries, forty five yards, no touchdowns for Jonathan Taylor. Yeah, that pissed me off. That's that's sure. That was crazy. They got production from Tyler Warren their tight end, seven of receptions. They had eighty he had eighty three yards there, no touchdowns. Josh Downs had three receptions, 47 yards, and they got Keenan Allen, five receptions, 45 yards. San San Diego Chargers legend, Keenan Allen. Jonathan Taylor did contribute three receptions for 37 yards. Who the fuck scored their touchdowns? Tyler Warren. There we go. Yeah, Tyler Warren scored their only touchdown. Why is it that maybe he was defensive touchdowns? Because their fucking kicker went five for five on field goals. That's 15 yards and a touchdown from Tyler Warren. Shot up. That boy. And I think their offensive MVP is gonna be Spencer Schrader, their kicker, going five for five. That's fifteen points, baby. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to beat the Steelers on the other side of the ball. The Aaron Rodgers touchdowns. Fucking Cowboy Rogers, Vintage Rogers, thirty one up attempts, twenty two completions, two hundred thirty five in the air, three titties. They said he was gonna be Twenty eight ranked in fantasy football. Who said who's they? Annalyst. They stupid. They stupid dude. They is stupid. Jalen Warren, they got some a lot of production out of him. Fifteen carries, 101 yards, and a touchdown. This w I think this was a fun game to watch. Yeah. I don't hate Aaron Rodgers, so I think it's kind of cool to see him play really good. He's what? Last of a dying breed, I can say that because Ernesto's not here if you're listening to this. He's not listening. He's not listening to this. Yeah receiver. Yeah, I doubt it. Jalen Warren. Jalen Warren monster game. Fifteen carries, 101 yards, and a touchdown. He received six completions. And a touchdown. Jalen Warren, the name of the game here for for for the Steelers. DK Metcalf. One reception, eleven yards, DK. No, eight rushing yards. my bad. you're right. Alright, well he also had three receptions with twelve yards receiving. Jeremy Bernard, six receptions for eighty yards. I think he's emerging a little bit. Yeah, we've been hearing his name a little bit. He's emerging, but it's only because Roman Wilson was now injured. and now Michael Pittman is in IR. So and D K where where's fucking DK Metcalf? He caught three balls. Dude He can catch three more if he wants. He's not gonna make it. He's only targeted four times. When you look at everybody else, Jalen Warren six times. Bernard, nine times. Bernard came in and Rogers already trusted more. You know how much Aaron Rodgers hates somebody who drops the fucking ball? And DK Brickhands always drops the fucking ball. Since fucking Seattle. Since he was on the Seattle Seahawks, I said please Throw it to DK Metcalf because that motherfucker can't catch shit. And my point is proven. Shout out Pat Fryerbooth, their tight end. Five receptions for forty-four yards, but two titties. Two titties. You gotta love that. Two titties, man. Aaron Rodgers loves sure hands, and Aaron Rodgers loves tight ends. So who does it? Final thoughts? What do you think, Riley? No. what does this mean for the Steelers? What does this mean for the Colts? I mean good for the Steelers, trusting Aaron Rodgers. I I know one of us here would be talking shit about Aaron Rodgers and fuck that guy. don't fucking cook. But I think he's emerged I mean he scored twenty plus points every week for fantasy. Which is pretty big. For past three weeks. For the past three weeks, okay. Yeah. I think he might have to week one, but week two he didn't do too hot. Okay. That's when they got I think they got fucked up by the bagels or some shit. Yeah. But I mean consecutive weeks just doing really well. Yeah. So it's it's good to see for the Steelers' sake. I they still need a young QB to learn under under him. Mason Rudolph is not the answer. Mason Rudolph, I don't even understand why he's still there. Jesus Christ. Jason Rudolph Mason Rudolph is fucking garbage too. So bad. So bad. I don't even understand. Understand it. He must have the owner saying the N-word on tape or something. Dude, he must have something against him. He's gotta have something to blackmail, bro. He's been there since all the Mike Time Tomlin days. Which, if Miles Garrett is saying Mason Rudolph said the N-word to him, which is why he hit him with the bit in the head with the helmet. Yeah. And Mike Tomlin still kept him. What the fuck is going on, you know? Mike Something happened, dude. Something happened. Moving on, we got Texans in is it Nashville they played? Nah, Nashville playing the Tennessee Titans. Usually when you say this, hey, someone's O had to go. Someone's O had to go because none of these people had a win. They were both O and five going into this. I mean we called it O and four going into this, excuse me. Wait, did we call it? Did I say Tennessee last week? I don't think any of us were stupid enough to say it. I didn't think so either. If you said Titans, you're an idiot. go back in the tape. I think it's I can't more really. Don't go back in the tape. Texans, they improved to one and four. Tex Titans go to and five. Robert Sala Yup. Yup. CJ Stratd on the t on the Te on the Texans. Finally got a win. Finally got help from his fucking team. Yeah. He's actually been playing decent football. I think he's been playing really good football. He's been trying No support from his co no turnovers yet this year. After having three in a big game. Was last year? Yeah. Last year? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that's insane. CJ Stroud threw 34 times, 26 completions. Helping him. 261 yards and a touchdown. Took two sacks. then we got thanks. Then we got Woody Marks, 15 carries, 62 yards, getting some help there. And then they got David Montgomery kind of falling behind in the fucking RB stable there. Running back stable. Five carries, eleven yards. Was doing a lot better when he was on on the on the line. on the receiving side of the ball Dude, listen to me. They need some buck and hoe. Xavier Hutchinson, four receptions, sixty five yards. Nico Collins, five receptions, fifty-six yards. And then they got the homeboy Jalen Knowle going for forty one yards and a touchdown. And then a homeboy Booty, three receptions, thirty-eight yards. And then their tight end Schultz, three receptions for thirty yards. And they're getting reinforcements because they just traded for Marvin Harrison Junior from the Cardinals. That's crazy for a second round pick. I don't know. I think it was Hartford logistics of it. Marvin Marvin and a seventh for a first and a s fifth. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. So my homeboy Riley's gonna look into that. Let's go over the Titan stat line, 'cause that's probably gonna be pretty quick. Cam Ward threw thirty-six times, had twenty-three completions, a hundred and seventy yards and an interception, no touchdowns for sacks. Tony Pollard couldn't do much on the ground, fourteen carries, fifty-two receptions. and then on the receiving side, they gotta figure that out. Wanda Wandell Robinson, six receptions, fifty-three yards. Was a leading wide receiver there. Calvin Ridley couldn't even do much, two receptions, thirty-three yards. Tajay Spears Caught the ball nine times for a whopping twenty eight yards. That's insane. Holy shit. yeah, I mean, skunker of a game. Everybody kinda knew. I mean, it would have been more of a defensive battle. because both teams, I mean, the I don't know, I guess. The Titans don't have a bad defense. It's just hard to play defense when your offense is horrible. You know? I mean, dude, like Cam Ward is It he has good potential and no one's produce like no one there in the Titans room or coaching staff can help produce this k kid who was outstanding in college. Yeah. So like Who fucking knows? Maybe they're just gonna lean away against Cam Ward and draft a Q V next season. But I don't even see Q Vs in college right now that even have the potential to play in the NFL at the moment. I really don't think that they're the college Q Vs right now are Good enough. Yeah. I they're division rivals. I didn't even realize that's their division rivals. shout out Will Anderson. He made a lot of noise on defense. Will Anderson Junior. I was kinda hoping he's making a n name for himself for that defense and gonna be MVP or defensive MP V P maybe. Well chill out, Fred Warner's still here. And he but he did have Fred Warner's still here. He did have three sacks. He has three sacks. So really good. Shout out Will Anderson Junior. Yeah. Any anything else you want to say about that game? No, to go ba back on Marvin Harrison Junior straight, which is actually really weird. So Houston, Texas receive Harrison Junior and a sixth round draft pick. The Arizona Cardinals only receive two, a second round draft pick and a seventh round draft pick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a weird I think that's a weird draw. It seemed weird but it made sense to me, like, okay, let's give you like it wasn't gonna be straight up Marvin for a second. Yeah. Like, I want to pick in return at least. Yeah. Okay, give me I'll give you Marvin and a pick, but I'll make you a seventh. A very late round pick, yeah. And then okay, fine, I'll give you a two and a fifth. Yeah. Or was it a sixth? it was a two and a seventh. Two and a seventh. Yeah. Yeah. So that's the Second round and seventh round. Give me a pick. Which actually you guys gave two Houston Texans and then they just gave it to the Arizona Cardinals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you know, I I think that i it makes sense when you look at it that way. Like I I guess I'd like to get a pick. I mean Marvin Harrison Junior is also coming back and playing with his college roomie, CJ Shroud, so they played college together. did they? Okay. They weren't roomies. I they just played college together. They did well together. They did really well together. He played at Ohio State. Well, I mean, yeah, that'd be pretty dope. He needs help. That's a good connection. You know. And their defense is gonna start. Nico Collins is w is one guy. Dalton Schultz I felt like he was producing pretty well in Do had a shit ton of targets earlier on this this season and fell off. I did too. And now it's not panning out. I'm like really disappointed I spent money on them. Yeah. Yeah. It is what it is, that's fantasy. That is that's all fantasy. You know, it's not reality. No. Moving on, we got Vikings beating the shit out of the Saints. Not really, but Vikings Vikings improved to five and beating the Saints in Nollins twenty-three to thirteen. Saints fought a one and four. They started the s the season so competitive and now it seems like they're getting the shit kicked out of them. Tyler Shuck is getting shucked. Kyler Murray threw thirty times for twenty four out of twenty through thirty times twenty four completions, excuse me. There you go. Two hundred twenty nine yards and a touchdown, took two sacks. Aaron Jones, vintage, Aaron Jones, what the fuck? Twenty five carries, a hundred and thirteen yards and a touchdown. What the hell? What the hell's going on? Is this two thousand ten? When was he playing two thousand sixteen or some shit? Two thousand no, two thousand fifteen maybe, two thousand fourteen, but he was he he was with Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Yeah with the Packers. Like he's w he's going off right now. Kyler Murray also carried the ball ten times for fifty one yards, going back to going back to Riley saying that he can't play quarterback. So added fifty-one yards there on the receiv on the rushing. Receiving Justin Jefferson, not too bad, six receptions, seventy nine yards. One touchdown. Did he? I think he hurt no, he's back. He's back, yeah. He did get hurt a la a couple weeks ago. And this was his first game back. Yeah. And then they got Gavin Bartholomew, their tight end, five receptions, thirty three yards. Other than that, yeah, those just tight ends, dude. I don't look at his status. CJ Hawkinson last week was explosive and had so many he was the leading receiver last week. Yeah. So and now he only had Three for three. He put up nine points himself. I thought extra points. He's one of the leading scorers in the NFL so fucking far. Isn't that a little funny? I have a kicker on one of my teams. Fuck no dude. I'm like, okay, I'll play without a kicker. Take the L this week. other side of the ball on the other side of the ball here, Tyler Shuck. Sixteen completions, he tried twenty five times, ninety six yards and two interceptions. Is that Jalen Hurts? That's a Jalen Hurts at that line. I don't know, maybe it's just the Vikings defense is really good. It's shown in their record. They're five and but they barely had a quarterback. They won like two games with Carson Wentz, but they re th but they've they're playing they don't need a quarterback, it seems like, 'cause they're quarterback shit. They got a carrier. And they got a defense. Yeah. then they got for the Saints. Kendra Miller, ten carries, thirty yards. He got a touchdown. Not much else going in there for the rushing yards. Even the the The receiving core was silenced. Chris Olave, four receptions, 46 yards. Even let's see, Devon Valey, four receptions, twenty-six yards, Juwan Johnson, four receptions, sixteen yards. Not much going on there. yeah, kind of a skunker. There was a couple force bumbles there by the Saints, but not enough to be able to to really do anything. There, kicker. didn't score any field goals. Maybe that was the difference maker. Did he miss him? No, it's just they didn't weren't in boat field goals. god, dude. Yeah. Maybe that should tell you something about the Vikings defense. Like yeah do doesn't give you a lot of opportunities to get I mean, up until the fourth quarter you can say it was kinda competitive. It was six to seven, Minnesota, New Orleans. Six seven going into the half. And then it would have been six plus it would have been thirteen thirteen. in the third quarter and then the Vikings just put up ten points in the fourth. Unanswered points that blew the Nollin Saints out of the water. Are they Saints? Are they sinners? I don't know, but they are not winners. Thanks, bro. But they're one four and that's actually Yeah. Because a lot of people predicted that they would do really good this season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were very competitive the first like three, four games. And then all of a sudden it's not short. Firepower. Maybe the offensive line is Yeah. I don't know. I mean because Travis Etienne's out too. HM. Travis H. has been out for a little bit. Yeah, I mean the offense needs to figure something out. if Shuck threw two interceptions, two interceptions by Byron Murphy Jr., by the way, got those two interceptions. So he earned NFC Defensive Player of the Week. Shout out that boy. And yeah, I the the the off the Vikings offense starting to get rolling. If Kyler Murray is able to produce that much, maybe he's figuring it out. Maybe the maybe the maybe there's like some excitement going on in Minnesota. can we rip the band-aid off this one so we can just get it out and You wanna do yours? Yeah, dude. I'm gonna give you a soliloquy while I take a piss. Okay. Riley's gonna start talking about the next game. pardon if I start crying and start raging a little bit, but My Raiders did not compete this last week and it killed me. It killed me. I got irritated with the refs for momentum change from weird stupid penalties. Then I just st started to give up a little bit after finding out that we just wouldn't compete. I I'm glad we kept pushing, cause we did push for a touchdown. Or a couple of touchdowns towards the end, but still it was it was hard to s it was hard to comprehend what was happening and to see that we weren't competing in this game where we should have been. And we lost 45 to 17, and that is a fucking shit show of a game. Kirk Cousins. He played super well. I thought We just didn't do so well in the run game and that killed us. Kirk Cousins, nineteen completions, twenty eight attempts. Two hundred and fift two hundred and forty three yards, one T D, zero interceptions, and one and three sacks. I think those three sacks kinda hurt us. I think a p I think penalties hurt us the most. we had I think Nine penalties or ten penalties for over a hundred and twenty yards. Not ideal of winning situations. I j I just think our our defense couldn't stop Drake May for whatever reason. Drake maybe. Drake maybe. Like he maybe does well, maybe doesn't do well. Maybe Dookie. I just don't get it. We got to see a Fermin Fernando Mendoza s highlight highlight and drive, one drive. He went for si he went for six of eight, forty eight yards. He tried to put he tried to he's driving them pretty well down the field in on the last drive and just couldn't compete complete a fourth and five. Where he was trying super hard. People don't s realize how big of a how big he is and he's not easy to take down. People think he's scrawny. It took three it took two linebackers in a corner to take him down. Yeah. So it it took a it took a lot. He almost got it. He was inches away from making the first down, but still like shit show, no run game. I heard Ash and Genty was actually hurt during the game, so like they didn't play him as much, but still ran him a little bit. But they should have put in Mike Washington. He's our secondary back. He needs to be put in more. He needs even Clint Kubiak was saying in his conference meeting that he should have played him more and should have utilized him. Why didn't you? That's so s I hate when punches do that. They Like dude, you had like three hours. Brock bow I mean, I I was saying Kirk Cousins played su exceptionally well. Yeah. I just think our defense couldn't stop shit and penalties killed us. He got three sacks, two, you know. Yeah. Untimely. Yeah. I just think the penalties killed momentum a lot and they were I was saying they were really weird penalties of what I saw. Like several were l really late flags like thirty seconds after the play was already over and they called it a pass interference and I was like super I was like w we're already in we're back in the game kind of and nothing happened. And then earlier in the game we caused a fumble to get ahead of them or at least tie them it was Seven fourteen and we missed a field goal on that drive and then they just ended up just kip scoring so that kinda killed us. I think Robert Kraft gave Roger Goodell Felatio since the playoff game of the tuck rule. I think so too, dude. Do they bring you some trauma? Dude if you go back the there was Patriots Raiders way back in the day. And there was a controversial call when Patriots were Tom Brady, but they weren't Tom Brady Patriots back then. They were still making a name known. Yeah. They knocked the Raiders out of the pay out of the playoffs and it was devastating over some bullshit rule that's still controversial to this day. Even controversial now, like even a week ago, two weeks ago there's been plays where it's been little spotty. That should have been a fumble. That shouldn't have been a fumble. Or that should be a fumble. Yeah, it's it sucks. he lost it. He even admits it now that he fumbled it. It sucks. And I I think the NFL favors against the Raiders that I've seen and my dad has seen over the years. I it's just play after play, game after game that we've seen and it just sucks. But now I'm like I just wanna see us play well. We played well. We've gotten advantage from the referees at some point now this season. So I can't I can't blame it. You're three and two. We're three and two. We're still we're stuck we'll still we're still on the up and up. I think we can still prove that we belong in this fucking league and be competitive. Well you do. And you will. And I think this is you guys are on the right trajectory. Yeah. Brock Bowers, eight receptions, a hundred and ten yards. Ash and Yeah, Ashton Genty caught three for fifty. Dude, Brock Bowers is our workout first. I don't know. I was kind of hoping you'd throw a mayor too though. Mayor? Mayor, yeah. I I just picked them up, bro. We'll we'll get to that. We need a we played really well with two tight ends. I think we're trying something new and it didn't work. Two tight ends is always a good time. Patriots just dominated. Drake May, four touchdowns, three hundred three hundred and seventy four. yards. Remondric Stevenson, thirteen carries, sixty-four yards and one touchdown. Kyle Williams, three receptions, ninety one yards, one touchdown, Dim Demario Dog Demario Douglas. He's hasn't been doing much and gets two touchdowns this this last time around. It was just just weird to see that they're not even using their Right wide receivers that they wanted to start with this season. Like Romeo Dobbs was not utilized at all or didn't even get passed to only got past to once actually for sixteen yards and then AJ Brown's been out, so we couldn't even play against a good offense, I feel like, and they still kicked our ass. Yeah. And it hurt defense. Four of their corners were injured. There's their four of their corners, starting corners were injured. So I don't know what they fed what they've been giving Okay. I just think momentum shifted weird in this game and didn't shift our way. So does Rabel have beef with the Raiders? Was Rabel part of the team that knocked the Raiders out of the playoffs? And I'll always say it. They've had beef with us for a long time. And lately, since they moved to Vegas, I think it's sh it's definitely shifting a little bit because we're bringing in a lot of revenue, a lot of money. Fourth NFL. Four games. So maybe Goodell will give us a good book, but we'll see. Well, all in all A good script, dude. I'm sorry, my beautiful Riley. It's okay. You did not deserve this. It's okay. Sorry for pandering on. no, this is your time to shine. Just really sad about this game because I thought we were we're played every f four games we played super well and and this game is just shit, but people are gonna have those games. So hopefully it doesn't tear us down a little bit. Hopefully it lets a fire under your ass. Hopefully it's gonna be a rough couple of weeks. It's gonna be a rough couple of weeks. Why is that? We we play Buffalo Bills next, and we play the Rams next. Well the Rams is winnable. Rams are winnable. I said it before, they are winnable, and I think we could beat them. I think they're vulnerable. Yeah? I think you're gonna ram No. Raiders did shit and I feel like shit talking about it. Let's move on. Bengals dolphins. A moment of silence. Moment of silence. I think when we're quiet the editing software deletes it. So we'll keep talking. Let's keep talking. Okay. So yeah, Bengals Dolphins. Bengals pulling up to Miami, giving belt to ass. They go to three to two with dolphins fall to five. It was belt to ass. It was bit it was really competitive. I just wanted to say it. Okay. Angles put up thirty one points. Dolphins weren't able to overcome that. They only came and they only came twenty four times. So when you look at the scoreboard here, honestly it was belt to ass because not until the last quarter did the f did the off Dolphins actually do anything. Going into the third quarter it was let's see, twenty one, twenty it was twenty eight to ten. Yeah. Misleading. And then the Miami scored fourteen in what I'd say. Garbage time. Malik Willis scored a touchdown with seven minutes left on the clock. Then Malik Willis scored again with forty-five seconds seconds left to clock on the clock. I'd say that's bell to ass, Riley. It's funny though, because if you look on the total yards, Bengals had three hundred and seven total yards, total yards, total yards. Dolphins had three hundred and thirty-one total yards, but a hundred and ninety came from the Bengals trumping the hundred and fourteen. The rushing yards, two hundred And seventeen rushing yards there. We'll get into the bigger story of all that. But Joe Burrow. being a fucking monster and coming back and going sh stupid. Shout out Jordan Battle. Two interceptions to pick off Malik Willis, 'cause I don't think Malik Willis maybe should have been paid all that much. So let's get into the stats here. Bengals, right? Mm-hmm. We're gonna start with the Bengals. Joe Burrow, he went thirty two attempts, twenty-three completions, a hundred and ninety yards, but he scored four titties. Four titties You know how many titties that's double Yeah dude. And then Sanjay Perrin, leading Russia for the Bengals. What the fuck this dude's like a hundred years old. Fourteen carries He looks a hundred years old. He's thirty two, dude. He looks a hundred years old. That's what I was saying last year. Well it's not nice. Not nice. Yeah, not nice, but fuck him, dude. It's nice when I say it. Fourteen carries, sixty eight yards. Chase Brown thirteen carries, thirty-nine yards. What the fuck, man? Jamar Chase, it all came from the passing offense for the Bengals. It was an air raid in Miami. look at Jamar Chase with six receptions, seventy seven yards, touchdown. And then you go look at their other receiver, Eric all junior. Not receiver, Titan, excuse me, three receptions, twenty five yards. T. Higgins, two receptions, twenty two yards. Chase Brown, three receptions, twenty one yards there. So obviously Jamar Chase and Joe Burrow literally carrying the Bengals on their LSU Go Tigers backs. Hell yeah, dude. What do you gotta say about that, Riley? Yeah, they they fucked him. They fucked real good. Joy did battle on the defense for the Bengals had two interceptions, like I said earlier. Shout out to that buck. we're gonna go over to the Dolphins now because the Dolphins had a little bit more luck on the rushing on the ground there. And I'll I'll do this one. Okay. Dolphins, Malik Willis. What the fuck's happening, dog? Fifteen for twenty seven, a hundred and thirty seven yards, one titty, two I and Ts, baby. Two I and Ts. That's not enough titties. No. Not enough titties if you want to make it in this league. Mm-hmm. Three sacks. Which dude I thought you had legs. You can run it. Well, we'll get to the receiver. You can run out of the pocket. Look at the re rushing. Look at the rushing. The rushing wasn't bad. Al Ollie Gordon. Eighty eight yards, one T. Malik Willis, eight e eight carries, seventy four yards, but I feel like he had to because his offensive line's shit. Yep. One touchdown though. He did get I would have said rushing yards and scrambling yards. So technically Malik Willis had two titties. One rushing and one t and one throwing. The other guy had four though. I like four four titties more. Chris Chris Bell? Or is it something else? Yeah, Chris Bell. Came for came from Louisville. one carry for twenty six yards. He's a wide receiver, I believe. Yeah. Wide receiver but didn't really do a lot. Malik Washington, one carry for eighteen yards. And also on the receiving end, Malik Washington six receptions for forty three yards and led the team in receptions, which is freaking insane. Yeah. What are they gonna do? Why didn't you trade for Marvin Harrison Jr. Why don't you give Tyree Kill back, huh? wait, he's probably in jail. He hates dolphins, bro. He hates I mean He's kinda he's kinda a dolphin through and through though. He is Dolphins are evil bro. They are. Dolphins use they get high off puffer fish. Mhm. They they like to pleasure themselves to carcasses. He they passed Tyree Kill pleasures himself all the time with other different Roman and has like eight different baby mommy. Yeah and bully them. Tyre Kill, you know look at his stayed. Yeah I think so. Great Dulcich. Four or seven four my god. Four receptions, thirty seven yards. Who is this? Coleman Jr.? Kevin Coleman Jr. Three receptions, 30 yards, and one touchdown. Good for him, dude. Good for him. And the rookie, Jacob Rodriguez, Miami draft pick. Ten tackles overall. Sorry, eleven tackles overall. And he's been their workhorse. He's been controlling that defense. And he's already, I think, listed as captain, which is crazy. Not controlling enough. Nope, not controlling. Yeah. But Bengals did what they did what they had to do. Dolphins yeah, I knew it was gonna be one of these years for the Dolphins. I mean, I think I don't even know who their head coach is, but You know, I don't think it fucking matters. I don't think it's fucked it off and I don't care about him. I don't either. any any final thoughts? No. No, not at all. So, next game. Next game. Let's be very respectful about this. Stop laughing. Sorry. Stop laughing in case he listens. I want you to know big sexy nasty. I'm being very respectful right now. So listen to me and listen to my heart and listen to me. The game was 14 plus 9. Okay, yeah. So the game was 14 to 7 going into the half, which is doable, but then Chicago just could not put any more points on the board. The Bears fall to three and two, they lose to the Packers in Green Bay seven to thirty-one. The Packers now tie them for three and two in that division. So the Bears stat line and man what a stat line. Maybe they should have stopped playing this guy. I like his story, dog, but you got his chest. Let's play Old Man Keenum next time. Let's play in the an experience QB, please. Tyson Secret Agent Bajan. Threw 21 times, 12 completions, 87 yards, no touchdowns, two interceptions. He ended up getting benched. He ended up getting benched in case Keenum came in. Threw 19 times, 11 completions, a had 108 yards, and only one interception. But at that point, what can you do? He was forcing it, dude. What can you do? He's trying to get him in. Already thirty they were already thirty one seven down when he threw that Interception. So yeah. It it was a toss up in the air. I think it was a bad throw as well. But trying to make something happen. Trying to make something happen. On the floor on the ground here we have DeAndre Swift, nine carries, forty three yards, one touchdown. I think he even ended up getting bench. No, that was the other game. Tys sec secret agent Vajant over here, three carries, seventeen yards, not doing much there. Xavier Thomas. not much help from the running back committee for So they had to go to the f they they had to go to the receiving core because they were down and they were down. the second half there. So Luther Burden the third, four receptions, forty seven yards, no touchdowns. Nobody on the receiving end scored a touchdown. Real Madunze, three receptions, forty yards. And then we have over here Roshan Johnson, Roskin Johnson, five receptions, thirty four yards. DeAndre Swift had four receptions there, thirty yards. Colts in love two receptions. Colt Comment one reception there. You'd think, you know, they'd lean they have some great tight ends there. You know, like what the fuck? I don't know. You'd think that's something would happen. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. let's see here. The kick returner here. Pretty good. They had a sixty one sixty one yard kick return there. Yeah. Not bad. Not bad. no field goal help though. Let's see. I'm trying to figure out Carlos Santos. for the Bears? Mhm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not necessarily the missed the fuel goal but Just more so we haven't talked about the about the Okay. No, we haven't talked about the Packers yet. so the Bears weren't able to muster anything. The ba the giant the fucking Packers, holy crap. Jumped on them, jumped on them early and stayed on their throats. Now, this is also where you really see the secondary issues for the Bears. Ernesto's touched on this before. Ernesto's touched me before, mm-hmm and he was touching me about the secondary for the Bears before, saying that they need secondary help. Their cornerbacks is Safety, what's whatever's back there is not working. They signed Kobe Bryant from the Seahawks, and he ended up getting injured. He should be back in a few more weeks, maybe. It looked like it was gonna be a little bit longer though. so maybe he hopefully he's there. They just gotta stay good, they gotta be a wildcard position to make that playoff push and then then help short them up. They do need help because my god, were the Packers fucking them up in the air. Riley, do you want to talk about it? Yeah, dude. Jordan Long. Love. What a bitch, Ernesto. What a bitch. He's a bitch. Jordan Love is a bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not Ernesto. No, sorry. I came out wrong. Yeah. It's okay. Not everybody understands you. We understand you. Thanks, Doc. Twenty-five for thirty-one, three hundred and sixty-seven yards. And two titties, dude. Two titties. Two titties. And two sacks. Who is this who's this fucker? Marshawn Lloyd? Yeah. The rookie? Yeah. Ten carries, thirty one yards. Had two T Dys. Two titties as well. Yeah. I think it I mean, thirty one yards, two titties. Those are just goal line stances at that point. who is it who's Caleb Johnson? I think he came from the Steelers last season. Seven carries, twenty six yards. Well and it makes sense that that there wasn't much going on in the running backs and they there wasn't much yardage because Because these wide receivers for the Packers. Wide receivers went stupid. Christian Watson. Six receptions, one forty three dude, and two titties. God bro. What' what what's what was the longest? Fifty three yarder. Jesus Christ. And then Matthew Golden. Six receptions. A hundred and twenty three yards. He had a buck twenty three himself. He had over a hundred yards. Two receivers with over a hundred yards is pretty crazy. That is insane. What was his long? His long was fifty yards. And then Tucker Kraft. Five receptions, sixty four yards. His long was forty six yards. Just long receptions. Just Throwing downfield, dude. Yeah. Big runs after the catch too. Well and not just that, but th that just the Bears were just getting their tops blown off. Yeah. They were getting so much top. Yeah. I mean they were giving off top. They were giving top. They were giving top too. They were giving too much top. They were giving too much top over the top. And the Packers came thirty one points, you know. They came with thirty one. They came with thirty one. Thirty one's a big. Thirty one's big, dude. Thirty one's big. Yeah. So that sucks. That does the Bears are gonna be so thankful they get Caleb Blooms back. They are a completely different team with Caleb Blooms playing. Honestly, they're a better they're a different team when they're when they have old man Keenum. I think I think they're a better team when they have Keenum. I think this is the last you're probably gonna see. Hopefully at a secret agent Bay it love his story. But it I think the issue is that they did pay Pa Bajan a contract. They did give him a backup contract, and so it's hard to not play him when you pay. him that money. Yeah. So he's probably, you know this could be his last season. Yeah. I mean he'll probably, you know, he'll you'll maybe you'll go to the Dolphins dude and make something out of Yeah. They can go back there and be a practice squad legend in Chicago. It's a deep dish for Freeze bees. Yeah dude. Maybe he'll work at maybe he'll own his own pizzeria. I think in the long run the Broncos are gonna okay. Hopefully Caleb comes back. I'm not really worried Yeah, sorry, I was looking at the broncos for the next I think the Bears will okay. the Packers showed some life though. Yeah. Which might make it worrisome because I thought the Packers were gonna be ass this year. It was looking like they're gonna be ass. It does make it worry. Inc include especially when you have the Vikings being five and Yeah, that's true. That's tough. You got three winning teams in the North right now? Two or three and two. The Lions are not done yet. Vikings are five and are not done. They're still a good team. And they play good when they're playing their division two. So it's true. Things could change. We're still early in the season. Cale Williams cannot come back any sooner. No. Moving on, we have the Broncos versus the Chargers. This was in LA. The Broncos advanced to three and two, beating the Chargers 23 to 17. The Chargers, the Jim Harbaugh, Justin Herbert, Mike McDaniels, Quinston Johnson led Chargers. Ball to O and five no wins. Hey, my boy is beer drunk. Zero wings and zero wins, bitches. He is getting he's getting fucked up out here. He's getting sucked up. It's it's a fucking problem. It's a fucking problem. But it didn't look like that. Because when you look at the box score, the Broncos are playing Broncos ball. It's fucking crazy. Going into the half, it was ten to three. Broncos were up, but then the Chargers came back with fourteen. Unanswered points in the third quarter until which made the which made the score ten seventeen, excuse me. and then at that point the Broncos put up thirteen in the fourth quarter for the Chargers to piss that away. Now, it's not Justin Herbert's fault that he got thirteen more scored on him, but it's definitely his fault that they were not able to put any more points on the board there. I don't know what the fuck to say there. But another comeback win for the Broncos. They couldn't come back on the Niners though. We don't let people come on our backs. No. But the Chargers do. Chargers every day, all day. All day, every day. They like to bolt down on something. They like to get bolted down on something. That's a good one. Thanks, Tom. when you're looking at the Broncos here, Bo Nicks threw twenty seven times, completed sixteen times, a hundred and twenty three yards, and a touchdown. That's a Jalen Hurts stat line. And then he didn't throw it a lot. And then J. K. Dobbins helped on helped on the ground there. Eighteen receptions, sixty eight yards. He also contributed a touchdown. Bo Nicks carried it himself fourteen times, ten yards. Jalen Waddle, RJ Harvey, RJ R. J. Harvey, they gotta use it more, please, for my fantasy sake. Other than that That was pretty much all that they contributed on the ground there. When you look at what the the the receiving core here, again, Bonex only threw for a hundred and twenty three yards, so don't expect anything crazy. Evan Ingram, four receptions, fifty five yards. Jalen Waddle had two receptions, nineteen yards. Courtland Sutton a couple receptions under twenty yards. Then they had Shout out Courtland Sutton getting a touchdown. Finally. Yeah I appreciate that. and then let's see here. I'll let Riley take it away for the Charlie. So we can talk about our drunk in love, drunk off beer. Drunk off beer, Justin Herbert. Justin Herbert. Justin Herbert The pervert, dude. Squirting like Gogurt. Justin Herbert, the pervert, dude. Do you get do you know Herbert from like Family Guy? The The guy, the old guy. Yes. I will say in the fourth quarter, the Denvers defense really came. They came through. They came on their backs, yeah. That main reason why the Chargers got comebacked on. Yeah. So that's worth noticing. The burger is They just gotta stay in the game long enough until Bonex decides to play football and they and and then then they start winning. Fuck both, dude. All right. Justin Herbert, fourteen for twenty-four, one hundred and twenty-one yards, one titty, one interception, and five sacks. Five sacks. Five sacks is a problem. Is a definite problem for him, especially with that one interception, too. Yeah. That's a bad look for the Chargers offense. When they were supposed to be honestly, everyone said that they were gonna be the best at They were gonna start off 4-0, 5-0. Look at them now. Own five. Fuck you, analysts. Yep. Their leading rush rusher, Kamani V Vidal. Come on, man. Give me Omarion Hampton. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Fifty-seven yards. one titty. Justin Herbert, six carries, fifty-four yards, zero TDs. Omar and Hampton, fourteen carries. You have more carries but less yards. Thirty three yards. Fuck, that's awful, dude. That's bad. I think that's the I that's just the offensive line problem. I mean in the offensive. You can't get the push off. The thing is, they're starting to call Justin Herbert if man. Yeah. But it's hard to not give him excuses when his offensive line keeps getting fucked up. Which I thought they got I got I thought they solved that problem last season and this season with sessions. He does have some offensive linemen hurt though. They do Yeah. Even with Tensor Tunsil's hurt. Tensilie Jeremy Joe Alt is hurt. which are big dogs. They're they're really good linemen, but still that does they still weren't even helping when they were playing. Yeah. They still were not helping when they were playing. Maybe Jim Harbaugh's not the answer. Maybe Jim Harbaugh will go back to college ball. Maybe he's a college ball kind of guy. He went to one Superbowl with you guys and couldn't couldn't solve that answer. So Well, he had like one or two more years after that and then And then there was it was shitty political problems. Political but also he was a shitty coach. Yeah. Allegedly, allegedly. Allegedly. Jim Harbaugh, Niners legend. Bears quarterback legend. Charlie Kohler, the leading receiver on this end. He's a tight end. Three receptions. That's horrible, dude. He's a leading receiver with three receptions and thirty seven yards. that's Justin Herbert not getting any help. Justin Herbert also I wouldn't say has a true w w wide receiver one. I McConkey has to be arrest. So can't really give a But he hasn't really popped off yet, like even last year he wasn't really. Beldus Scaly, they picked him up from Kansas City. Nothing doing nothing. They have to trade for Justin Mc Justin Jefferson. I hope I god I hope not. Stop. Stop. Stop giving other teams Chargers Chiefs and the fucking Broncos weapons. when we don't get fucking shit. What is that about? What is that about? The Broncos don't have weapons. Jalen Dude, they got Jalen Waddle. He's not that good. He's good. He's alright. No, he's fucking He was a he's a great wide receiver too. Mm I think he's a good wide receiver in general. I think he he could be wide receiver one. But the amount with the types of catches he's been making he could make that argument. But it eres. Fuck the Chargers. God, you guys fucking suck. Well, and the score shows it. Or the record shows it. in the case. The record shows it. I think the Chargers are in trouble. I think Jim Harbell might be in the hot seat. They need a yeah I think Jimmy Harbert might be in the hot seat. They a receiver. I hope they never get a receiver. I hope they're just poor and just can't afford it. So fuck you guys. Okay. You guys should should go back to fucking San Diego. Any final thoughts, Riley? No. Alright. Fuck the donkeys too. So we got Lions versus Cardinals next. Lions, they traversed over to Arizona. They advanced to three and two. Cardinals fall to one and four. The Lions this is belt to ass forty-five to twenty-one Cardinals. And ladies and gentlemen, that doesn't even tell you the half of it. The c the Lions going into the half scored twenty-four points in the second quarter. In the second quarter, this game was over by the half. And by then it was just plain catch up. The Cardinals, they sh they they scored first blood. First quarter. Seven touchdowns. Seven touchdowns. Set one touchdown, seven points. It to seven get in the second quarter. Second quarter, the Lions put up twenty four. Then the third quarter they come out, put up another fourteen. The Cardinals were just never in this game. I mean, I guess past the first quarter. When you look at the Lions, Jared Goff had nineteen completions. He threw thirty times, had two hundred and seventy one yards in the The air had three touchdowns then got sacked three times. Jameer Gibbs, Jesus Christ, making his offensive player of the year campaign, putting people on notice. 25 carries, 151 yards, and two titties. They don't need nobody else to fucking contribute on the rushing side. Jameer Gibbs, goodbye, David Montgomery. It's the Jameer Gibbs show. It's awesome, baby. Sam Laporta, five receptions, 88 yards, one touchdown. St. Brown. Six receptions, sixty nine yards. Jameer Gibbs also with five receptions, fifty six yards. Jameer Gibbs with two hundred all purpose yards in this game. It's the Gibbs show. You got gibbed. You got gibbed. You got gibbed and you got gibbed hard. You got gibbed on hard. Then they had let's see Williams, what's his first name? What? Not Javante, Jamal. Jameson Williams. Jameson Williams. Yeah. Two receptions, forty seven yards, but he had two touchdowns. They're giving him the share. They're giving him the share that I called out for. Well, there you go. And shout out the boy. The yeah, the Lions. They just fucking got pissed in the second quarter and never looked back. They pissed on the Cardinals, dude. They pissed on the Cardinals. Do you wanna go over the stat lines for the Cardinals, Riley? I do. I do wanna go over the stats. But this is actually a a decision. Go to put in code LOES Pickups Podcast for fifteen percent off Manscaped. Don't don't no. Don't do it. Don't do it. We're not sponsored by them yet. Not yet. If we get good listeners maybe we will. Yeah. You guys gotta send us emails, please. Yeah. We wanna has people have has anyone sent us emails? Yeah, we're just waiting for a good time to read Yeah? Riley, what are the stats? Okay. Jacoby Rissette. Twenty-nine for forty seven. Two hundred ninety two yards. Actually that's pretty decent. Three titties. One interception. I don't think it's a him. Dog. I don't think it was fucking twenty six. It was twenty four to seven going into the half. Yeah. And then it was forty one to seven in the third quarter. Of course he's gonna throw for three hundred fucking yards, dog. He was playing catch up, dog. I'm being Ernesto right now. No, just give me a It's not as bad it's not his fault, bro. It's not his fault, bro. I think it's No, Carson Beck needs to play. Put in the rook. Give him they're already they're already they're already one and four. Give him the fucking ball. Let him s let us see what he has to show. Give him something to prove. Jordan Love, no carries though. That is the problem right there. No like twelve carries, twenty two yards. Sorry. Jeremiah. Jeremiah Love. Thank you. he had a actually they handed it to him a decent amount of times, but I don't think that's enough. He needs to I think that was more catch up running and carries than anything else. But do better, do better. Another the floor dude. Proving to be ass in this fucking league. Not the one. But LaFleur's got a go, man. All they do is they got a fancy name, that's about it. That's it. And I think this game w there was rumors but it I think it pretty much sealed the deal that Marvin Harrison had a go. Yeah. So And then I mean, talking about receivers, Kendrick Bourne leading the team in receptions and yardage. Five receptions or sorry, just receiving yards. Five receptions, seventy yards. Zero Ts had a twenty three long reception, twenty-three yards for a long reception. Trey McBride always going to produce points and monster. Just a cr his catch was fucking insane. Yeah. Yeah. Dude McBride's on a crazy he's he's one of the best right now, man. Yeah. Him, Bowers, Kittle. Kittle. Great tight ends. Loveland used to be. Don't know where he's at. They need to throw it to him. Who's this guy? Elijah Higgins. Elijah Higgins, three receptions, fifty two fifty-seven yards. Michael Wilson, four receptions, thirty yards. He did have a pass attempt and a completion for seven yards. yeah, I mean it not a lot happening for the Cardinals. It's kinda kinda ass. Kinda ass. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, kinda ass. One of those seasons. Fuck the Cardinals though, division rivals. Stupid birds. Would you rather the Cardinals do well or the Seahawks do well? Cardinals. Thank you. But fuck both Both stupid birds. Stupid birds. So that sums up that game. Stupid birds. Stupid birds? What the fuck is a cardinal gonna do to a lion? What is a La Fuller gonna do in this league? Mm-hmm. Exactly. the next game is my game, but we're gonna skip that game. We'll save that best for last. Let's jump over to Ravens Falcons. Dude, we watched that together and that was fucking entertaining. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. I put in a parlay actually, that the Niners would win, that the Ravens would win, that the Bills would win. And I think that Someone else would win. I forgot who. But it all came true. But they were all kind of scary games. Ravens Falcons, really good game. Michael Penix. We have to say Penix now. We have to say Penix. Penix over here. He's not playing like a Penix. He's playing like a Penix. But what is worth mentioning is that Tyler Huntley played for this game. I didn't know that when I put in my parlay. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have done it. But Tyler Huntley played well. Played well against going against Michael Penix. Junior very scary game. We'll go into kind of what happened at the at the very end there. But yeah, Tyler Huntley showing that he's one of the better backups in the league. But I think you know, we'll see if somebody gives him a shot. I think he could be he could be better than Malik Willis, but we'll see how that happens. So when we get into it though, there were it was a very back and forth game, you know. So going into the half it was what, nine to fourteen and then you know, they this game ended up going to overtime. Yeah. You know, and and so the Ravens over here, they advanced, they beat the Falcons 30 to 23 in New Atlanta. In Atlanta. So the Ravens go four and one and the Falcons drop down to two and three. Tyler Huntley threw 32 times, had twenty-four completions, two hundred and one yards, and a t two touchdowns, two titties. Very good titties, I'd say. rushing Derek Henry. Derrick Henry being Hungry Henry. Hungry, hungry Henry. King Henry. Twenty four carries, a hundred and two yards. That man just does not fucking stop. Mama, there goes that man. Jamal Hill. four carries. Thank you. Justin Hill. Four carries, thirty. Jamal Hill is a fucking Joseph fighter. Justice Hill, not Justin. Justice Hill, thirty four carries, seventy three yards. Tyler Huntley contributed six carries, twenty yards, and another touchdown on the floor for a total of three all purpose touchdowns. He he's a good substitute to have. He's a dynamic and he's very good to have Snoop Huntley is what they call him. Very similar to the to Lamar Jackson. Which is good because you don't gotta switch up your game plan. No, you don't. So over here on the receiving core Rashad Bateman, five receptions, sixty two yards. Finally showing out like showing up and showing out. Like he needs to. And pairing well with Zay Flowers. Eight receptions, fifty three yards. They're that emer that they've been wanting them to, you know, start working together and shit. Mark Andrews over here, four receptions, twenty eight yards. That's commendable. But they got a couple contributions. So Derrick Henry did get a touchdown, but it was a receiving touchdown. Eighteen yarder there, and then they got another touchdown from They got a little bit of help from Tyler Loop, three field goals there. And yeah, Riley, you wanna talk about the Falcons? Yeah, it it it kinda sucks for Michael Benix. during this game, but he had nine nineteen completions, thirty two attempts, two hundred forty yards and a touchdown. When did he? he got he got sacked three times. One of was pretty gnarly and it was a fumble. got put up no, that wasn't the one No, that was the one where he got like substituted out for Tua. but if it was a fumble, Tua came in right after. So that's Tua came in right after they recovered the fumble. Yeah, they recovered the fumble and then got him I mean he did get him to tie the game. Falcons ended up tying because of Tua and then He had two f completions, three three attempts, thirty four yards and one interception and that finalized that game. But B. John Robinson still doing really well. Seventeen carries, eighty six yards. Not a hundred yards. Not Mr Sunday night, Monday night, man. Well I mean still pr still did that's rushing. That's rushing. He did have some receiving yards. He did have some receiving yards. That did put him over a hundred all purpose. Put him a hundred all purpose, but Brian Robinson Jr. s only seven carries for sixteen yards. Use the both of Drake London. I love seeing this. Seven receptions, a hundred and eighteen yards. Drake London. Two titties. zero titties. Joan Dodson. Two receptions, fifty four yards. Kyle Pitts, five receptions, forty two yards, and a titty. Finally getting some fucking attention. Finally. Finally. getting some attention. And my boy, Divine Diablo, twelve tackles. That's sick. He used to play for the Raiders for a a long time. We drafted him. yeah. Freaking badass name. You guys got rid of him. Yeah. but badass fucking name. Like who wants to show up against a guy named D Divine Diablo? Apparently Baltimore does, but Well honestly but no he d he played super well and I'm super happy for him. Diablo and a Raiders jersey is pretty dope. And the only thing as cool would probably be Diablo and a Ravens jersey. You know, like that the Ravens jerseys are probably the closest thing to like Aura. Well I think it's Falcon. never mind, sorry. But it's red, so it's more Aura. It's red. I don't like their jerseys all that much. No? Okay. Jesse Bates with that one no. He had a four he had a fumble recovery. who had the interception for them? Someone had an interception, but I don't know who it doesn't say who got that interception. Well, okay. Kyle Hamilton. Was it? Kyle Hamitson for the Ravens. my god. Why am I bird for bird dude? They all they're all the same. Bird brain. Bird brain. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah, man. So great game. Yeah. Really good game. That was a fun game. That was a that was a nail biter for sure. it worked I bit my nails off. Definitely. Yeah. I cashed out on my parlay because next game How much did you get? Seventy three bucks. Hell yeah, dude. I bet three dollars. Hell yeah, dude. That's the way to go. next game was the Monday night game. Also a really great game, especially for a Monday night. For Indigenous Peop Indigenous People Day, they showed up and they showed out. The Bills. Go to four and one and they beat the fuck. No And they beat the fuck out of the Rams. The Rams only put up thirty-four points, not enough to win the game. This thing game also went into overtime, so the Rams fall to two and three. Two of those los one of those losses coming from us. I don't know. Yep. Did they play the Seahawks yet? No, not yet. No, not yet. Anyways. They have they're they fought a two and three there. really good game though, so they shouldn't ha worry about anything. This game was kind of a crazy game going into the third quarter. This game was only let's see, thirty Broncos. That's who they lost to. It was nineteen fourteen going into the fourth quarter, and that's when the Rams exploded for twenty points. The Buffalo Bills putting up fifteen of their own and in overtime they kicked the field goal. End up winning the game. For the Bills, Josh Allen threw 19 times, completed 12 of them for 210 yards, a touchdown, an interception, and a sack. But that's not it. But that's not all, folks. Because this motherfucker also ran 10 times 10 times, 121 yards, and another fucking touchdown. That's two titties, bitch. That's how a white boy runs now. He said it on me. He said it on me. That's coming from a movie. That's coming from a movie. Stone Cold said so. That's three hundred and thirty-one all purpose yards for Josh Allen. King Josh. shout out James Cook though. He still had twenty five carries for a hundred and eleven yards. The Rams could not stop the fucking rush. Holy shit, when you look at the receiving core. They had Shakir. He had three receptions, eighty yards, fifty seven long on three targets. So other than that, Ty Johnson, the running back, four receptions, seventy two yards. A dump off, they were dump offs every time. Yeah. And still had crazy returns on that. So I think story story of the game that the Rams got Rams. You know the you know the little casino game? Yeah. Buffalo Buffalo They got trampled on, bro. They saw they had a little animations in the game of the Buffalo Casino so bad. I wonder if they Dude, I wonder how many people ended up going. 200 yard rushers in this game with Josh Allen and James Cook. Bro, I think it's almost like 300 because Ty Johnson had 72. Rushing. Yeah, I mean they were rushing that was. They were slashing them, bro. Then we got Tyler Bass with the game winner field goal, went three for three, long of forty-nine. This was was a a really good game. I'm happy for Josh Allen because it was an overtime game and if you know NFL history, Josh Allen doesn't do well in overtime. No, and they needed to win that game too, for their sake from last week. just getting I think the Patriots are are gonna be frauds. Frauds, you think so? I think the Patriots are still frauds, yeah. Okay. Time will tell dude. Time will tell. Move it on to the Rams. Take it away, Riley. Moved on to the Rams. Fucking insane stat from Matthew Stafford. And I had to play Statford. Matthew Stafford. Dude, I had to play against him. Fucking ass. God bless you. I had Devontae Adams, but still, it did not help. And Karen Williams. I had Karen Williams. Forty completions. Fifty four tenths. Fucking insane. Forty completions Yeah, man. Who does that? Matt Statford. Matt Statford, dude. 383 yards. Three titties. One sack. Crazy QB rating for that. So many titties. Kyron Williams, 16 carries, 49 yards, one titty. I'm excited for him. He's doing super well. Blake Coram came from Michigan. Five carries. 19 yards. And one tit. Puka Nakua. Seventeen fucking receptions. Come on, man. Share the load to Devontae. A hundred and thirty eight yards. Bro, seventeen seventeen receptions. How many fucking targets? Yeah, twenty-four targets half the fucking time he was throwing it. Fucking A! Throw it to fucking Devontae, man. Alright, cool. Tyler Higby, five receptions, eighty three yards. That's it. Thirty thirty yards for a long reception, which is pretty Good. Blake Coram, three receptions, fifty-three yards. Blake Coram sharing that load with being the receiving back on that end. Sharing the load. Sharing the load. And then Devontae Adams. I can't complain. Five receptions, fifty-one yards, and two titties. Kyrie Williams, six receptions, twenty-seven yards. Damn, dude. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, man. Crazy stat there. That's let's Matthew Stafford's stat is fucking I've never seen that. I haven't seen that in a w while. I'm gonna paint a little bit of a picture for them. Go into overtime. the Rams set themselves up in a position. The the Buffalo Bills had a had a they were the first to have possession of the football. Mm-hmm. I don't is that where Josh Allen threw the interception? I don't think so. In overtime? I think Josh they anyways, their their drive stalled, so they kicked it to the Rams. The Rams were in field goal scoring position just for big Beavis Meavis, their kicker to come in and get that block kicked. Meavis has since been released by the Rams because of his Well he's had a lot of Yeah, that was some extra point misses, like that was the straw that broke the kick. Lose some weight. Work out your legs, dog. Like that was the straw that broke the Rams back there. So that was a blocked kick in overtime that would have won them the game. So Josh Allen leads them right in, right down, and he Buffalo stampeded himself all the way down. Another quota mentionable thing in this game here, real quick, was what happened after the game. Bradley Chubb got punched in the face. I saw that. Shit. So he got punched in the face by Alaric Jackson on the Rams. I don't even know who that guy is. But he got a one game suspension, initially two games. Nick Chubb. The other guy. Nick Bradley Chubb just got punched in the face. Bradley Chubb no, I thought it was no, it's Bradley Chubb. Yeah, Bradley Chubb, the the defensive end for them. So Nick Chubb, I'm kind of crazy. I think of Nick Chubb. Kind of crazy he punched in the face, it was a sucker punch and Mazgar had to pull him off and you know, kinda it was like there wasn't much else going on like Like it was after the reporters left and all that stuff. So it was a it was a sucker punch. Mhm. So fuck the other guy. But you know, football's football. And hell of a game to watch. Yeah. I mean Yeah. Crazy stats for both QBs. Yeah. It's insane. Good to see though. Yeah. Good to see from both of Yeah. I'm excited for LA. I don't think the season's over for the Rams. I don't think and I and I think this just helps the Bills the Bills gain more confidence in the board. Yeah. Now? Now we'll finish it off with this. The game. We've all been waiting to talk about the bang. Bang! Nine again! We put the Seahawks to shame in CenturyLink. They can't touch me because I'm not a twink! Blink blink motherfucker. yeah, sorry that's pretty good. Forty Niners the San Francisco Forty Niners. They traveled down to well they traveled up to Lumen Field in Seattle to meet the division rival Seattle Seahawks in a highly anticipated I mean wait bout If you guys know the NFL history, last year the Seahawks were gloating for beating us in the end of the season when we didn't have a Fred Warner. We had Kendrix and we had Gallo, both people that were signed on as our main starting linebackers. They were signed probably a month before that game. we had Christian McCaffrey, we didn't have George Kittle. No, we had George Kittle in the last game. and he got hurt during that game though too? No, it wasn't the playoff game. I I think he did get hurt a little bit though. Okay. But they beat the shit out of us in Santa Clara. Okay, we'll take that. Then they beat the fuck out of us in the playoffs. Yeah. And that by the time we hit the playoffs, It was a shit show. Again, no our defense. We didn't have our quarterback on the defense, Fred Warner there. so we were just weren't able to stop anything. They trounced on us and they held it over our heads and then they went on to win a Super Bowl in Santa Clara, 'cause it was gonna be held in Santa Clara. So devastating off season for me. Took me a really long time to recover. I was dreading this game, but also I had a heart on for this game for a very good reason, because we are a different fucking team. We had George Kittle, we have Dra Dre Greenlaw back, who's a fucking tone setter on the defense. We have Fred Warner, who's a quarterback on our defense, and he's a smart motherfucker, and I think should be a defensive player of the year this year so fucking barn. I'll explain why in just a fucking moment. We have Debo Samuel back, who hates these motherfuckers. Dre Greenlaw, who hates these motherfuckers, George Kittle, who hates these motherfuckers, Mike Evans, loves to start beef. And I'll explain why in a fucking second. If you follow me on Instagram, you know exactly fucking why. The 49ers beat the Seahawks. 32 to 29 in another thriller game and this was a one o'clock game. I can't tell you, I actually drank a 12-pack of Bush Light that day. You took a you you drank a 12 pack? I drank a 12 pack. 12! You put 12 on 12, bitch! I smoked the 12th pack. I smoked the twelve pack. Hey, you know what the twelfth letter of the alphabet is? No. L! Count it. A B C D E F G H I J K L. Hold that shit, bitch. We pulled up on them. It was a really good game though. I'll give Flowers words due. Brock Purdy started off first blood. We threw touchdown to Mike Evans in the first quarter and it was a dime. It was a Mike Evans Brock Purdy show. Mike Evans, my God, you are a niner. I'ma get your daughter's name tatted on me. Seven in the first quarter. Then the Seahawks came right back after Okay, so the first passing play for Sam Darnold resulted in a touchdown. Boom. Scored a touchdown. Now we were in short field, which is why we were able to score the first touchdown. But offensively, the Niners really struggled to try to get much going on the floor, on the ground here, or just in the field in general, without getting help from our defense. Our defense really showed up and they showed out for us. then the Eagles answer the Eagles, the Seahawks answered back with this with a touchdown from Emmanuel Wilson, the running back, scored a touchdown that tied up the game in the first. quarter, the second ther the second quarter came in and the Seahawks were able to get a field goal on us. Then we caused another was it another fumble? Camera. specifics. Anyways, what I'm gonna say is Christian, we're too happy. Christian McCaffrey ended up scoring a touchdown, then made it fourteen ten, then Seahawks came back, made it fourteen twenty three, and then just before the half ended, because we pinned them deep in their own in their old goal line, Holani, the running back for the Seahawks, tried running out of the goal line and our rookie, Halton, stuck his arm out and knocked the ball out of his little pussy boy hands and was able to land on the ball in the Seahawks end zone. So the Niners went up twenty one thirteen before the half. I was ecstatic that's at the half. I can't tell you how many how much beer I drank at that point. We come into the third quarter. Seahawks came back with another field goal, so they kept themselves in the game this way. the field goal kicker was three for three at this point, helped them score nine points on the board. Then Sam Darnold ended up scoring the touchdown to Jackson Smith in Jigba through a touchdown to him. That made the game twenty-one twenty-three and then at the end of the third quarter, I believe in the third. Third quarter, Brock Purdy threw an interception. Brock Purdy threw an interception to cut the drive, and that's where Jackson Smith and Jigbo is able to score the touchdown. That's where the twenty one twenty three came from. Otherwise we would have been able to put our foot on their necks. Then there was a field goal by Jason Myers again. That's four field goals for this guy. That's twelve points for them, Seahawks. and then in the fourth quarter, Brock Purdy. was able to make it a twenty seven twenty six throw under Brandon Cooks. We signed Brandon Cooks like three weeks ago and he's already scoring touchdowns for us. Because Debo Samuel hurt himself. We still don't have DeMarcus Robinson. our rookie Stribling over here hurt. Mike Evans still kind of recovering. But at that point it's Mike Evans, Brandon Cooks, Jordan Watkins, and and the fucking okay. Debo got injured. Debo got injured. And then I remembered what happened. Samuel Arnold threw the interception, we scored a touchdown. And then we muffed the punt. And the Seahawks scored a touchdown. That's what it was. That's what it was. So momentum was going way back and forth. I mean i I mean, we doing that and then in the third quarter, Brock Purdy threw in the interception after Sam John threw the interception in the first quarter. It was back and forth, man. But With six fifty-five left to go, Jordan Jason Myers scored a f s field goal for the Seahawks, tying the game twenty-nine twenty-nine. We were able to drive the clock down, scoring a field goal with Eddie Dinero Pinheiro, 44 yarder, making it 32-29, and we were able to hold on with the Seahawks driving, making a play on a fourth and something, fourth and short, to Cooper Cup to the sideline. That was also a controversial play. Now, by all intents and purposes. Yeah. They called the play correctly. Go fuck yourself. So going into this, right? That motherfucker was short as fuck. Brock Purdy. You short motherfuckers. Threw the ball 29 times, had 19 completions, 189 yards, two touchdowns, and one interception. Not a fantastic stat line, but considering we're going to bets against the alleged number one defense in the in the NFL. Go fuck yourself. We took that. Christian McCaffrey, eleven carries, sixty eight yards, and a touchdown himself. And then our rookie Kalon Black. Six carries sixteen yards there as well. On the receiving end, go fuck yourself, Mike Evans, seven seven receptions, a hundred and thirteen yards and one touchdown from the fucking monster from the guy who won't fucking quit. This dude became my favorite niner because you know what he did? Talking shit over here, wooin'. Yeah. Tyrig wool no It wasn't Tyrick, it was Diggs. Quandre Diggs? Trayvon Diggs. Trayvon Diggs. Qua the other one. Quavon Diggs is someone else or something. Trayvon Diggs, talking shit to Mike Evans. Mike Evans had a spun his ass around, said, Who are you? Just to read who the fuck he was, because he doesn't know who the fuck he is. Fuck you, Trayvon Diggs. Go back to the Cowboys. George Kittle, five receptions, twenty four yards. Debo Samuel had two receptions, twenty-one yards. Again, we were throwing to Jacob Cowing, Brandon Cooks, and Mike Evans here. George Kittle couldn't get many other receptions and couldn't be the star of the show because Kyle Yuszczyk is out. Kyle Uzchek is a big blocker. George Kittle had to then block in order. To help the scheme. Fred Warner was a monster, had 10 tackles and a forced fumble. I'd like to give a shout out to Jaden Duggar, our rookie linebacker, who had to come in in place for Dre Greenlaw because of a very controversial moment. Dre Greenlaw pushed Sam Darnold a little bit late in the sideline. Sam Darnold flopped a little bit, I'd like to say, because it wasn't an aggressive, violent hit. No. I wouldn't say he was trying to kill him, but he pushed him to let him know. He pushed him, yeah. And so it was on the Seahawks, Seahawks sideline. It was a penalty. We'll take the penalty, but the Seahawks sideline then erupted. Yeah. And they also rounded Dre Greenlaw. Now the big point is Ernest Jones, the linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks, had not did not have a helmet and stepped up to Dre Greenlaw. Dre Greenlaw then head butted Ernest Jones. It was a little bit of a lap tap. You know, it was a little bit it was like fucking if you guys see Brian Cushing headbutt somebody, that's fucking headbutting somebody. Dre Greenlaw, give him a little fucking headbutt to back him the fuck off because I'd like to say that everybody who's talking shit about about this instance, you don't know. You are surrounded by Six foot two three hundred pound athletes who are all pissed at you. Now, some of you would might like being surrounded by six foot two three hundred pound athletes. If you're a Seahawks fan. If you're a Seahawks fan, probably. We don't play that. No. Although we did make a joke that we're from San Francisco. So there's might be some people in San Francisco that like that. No. But he's Dre Greenlaw is being surrounded by people who are angry at him for and they're not telling them Bible scriptures. And then Ernest Jones Jones steps up to him. Now, if you look at the replay, right? Dre Greenlaw is standing still. Ernest Jones stepped towards him steps towards him. A lot of people may not know because a lot of people in Seattle, there are no thugs in Seattle. You guys don't know how to conduct yourselves when it comes down to it. Goobers. When somebody steps at you, you don't you can't stand there and sit and wait for you to be attacked. Right? Yeah. That's street mentality. That's not how you that's you gotta assess you gotta assess warnings. You guys aren't funcali. No. Real thugs come from California. Shout out to Nate Diaz. He tried to tell ya, look, when you step at me and I'm standing still, you are invading my personal space. I don't give a fuck if you have a helmet on my So I'm gonna step to you and fucking headbutt your ass. Yes, because you don't allow somebody to invade your personal space while you have their buttons. Behind you, mind you. They're surrounding him. He's in enemy territory. He's by the He's standing there, right? He can't get out of the fucking way because everybody's surrounding him. So what is he gonna do? Let Ernest Jones punk him in front of everybody, and then they start pushing him, and then now he's at the bottom of the pile because he didn't know. What you do is you punch first and you punch quick and you make sure that you're fucking respected from the get-go. That's what Dre Greenlaw did. Yes, Dre Greenlaw has had aggression issues. Yes, he bitched out Champagne last week, right? But you gotta Sean Payton's a bitch. Everybody knows Sean Payton's a bitch and the dickhead. He's an asshole. Everybody knows this. Even Mike McDonald, your own fucking coach, said that Sean Payton's an asshole. So go look at that interview first. So don't give me all these reasons and all this shit about how Dre Greenlaw's a piece of shit. Did you know in Dre Greenlaw in college, he saved a girl from getting sexually assaulted? No. They drugged her. He stopped, he took pushed the guy off her and waited next to her until her friends picked her up. That's amazing. That's that's who they're saying is a piece of shit. Go check your facts. Because the piece of shit are the fucking goobers who surrounded my boy. That's what I'm gonna say about that. And if Ernesto was here, I'm actually very curious what he'd think. Anyways, mm-hmm. Bang Bay Niner gang. Fuck the Seahawks. We're up five now. You can't fucking tell me nothing. We'll see you guys in fucking November. I'm not fucking scared of you guys. Pull up. Pull up to California. I'd love to see it. I'd love to see it. And I'll see you a third time too in the playoffs, and I'm not fucking worried about it. The Seahawks, I guess I'll talk about. Real quick. No, I can I can talk about it. I'll talk about it. You look sleepy, that's why I was trying to end this short. I'm not sleepy. I'm I'm just I wanted to give you your your Space ventilation. I wanted to give you that moment. I think I'm good now. Because that's a good moment. Thank you. I'm good now. Because if I would have beat the Kansas City Chiefs, I would have fucking went off, dude. You've been fucking s swinging banana. Swinging banana on them bitches. Sam Darnold, 18 for 29. 195 yards, one titty, and two INTs. And he got bitched ass sacked five times. Fucking bum. Fucking bum. Emmanuel Wilson. He's a rookie. 20 carries, 61 yards, one titty, and a fumble, bitch, that I called. Jackson Smith and Jigba, one carry, sixteen ki 16 yards. Nothing. Holani, four carries, seven yards, one actually two fumbles, one in the end zone that caused the touchdown, and then another he was trying to fucking run and fucking fumbled it. Dumbass. Dumbass? Dumbass. Jackson Smith and Jigba. You're respectable. Five receptions. One hundred and two yards. He is respectable, I'll do him that. And Holani Dude, this guy needs to stop. playing, I I swear. Four receptions, two twenty four yards. Rasheed Rashid Shahid. Did I say that wrong? Yeah. Rashid Shahed. two receptions, twenty three yards. AJ Barner, three receptions, twenty yards. You guys didn't fucking hit thirty with any other player. Do better. Do better. I don't know. Or not. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Ernest Jones, dumbass bitch. my god. Byron Murphy the second bumfucker Bumfucker? What the fuck are you saying, Dodge? Alright, you don't have to go into details with all the fucking Julian Love, you bitch. Alright, okay. Sorry, I'm just look, they might actually kick her ass right now. I'm talking shit about the Seahawks, not the individual players. No, I'm talking about the Seahawks defensive group, so Yeah yeah yeah. yeah, yeah. Yeah, go for it if you want. No, no. No, don't don't surround a player when you guys know you have the fucking The fucking Yeah. Well and the thing whatever like and and the thing is for this amount players that they had on the sideline, like they won't surrounded. They wanna blame the loss on the Cooper Cup call or they wanna blame that on that. And or like cause not going to But the I've been hearing I've been hearing so much about how Jackson Smith and Jig was the greatest fucking wide receiver in the game and that he's gonna be like a Hall of Famer or some shit. And he had a chance to win the game. And he fucking dropped it. So I don't wanna hear it. Jackson Smith and Jigba everyone's sucking his dick, right? Yeah. And he's a great wide receiver. But I wouldn't say I mean, right now I guess he's probably top five, but people are trying to say he's better than Justin Jefferson. Justin Jefferson has Kyler Murray throwing to him. And before that, he had fucking JJ McCarthy throwing that that shit to him. And Carson Wentz. Yeah. All right. Sam Darnold is serviceable. Look at Sam Darnold. Look at what look at what Justin Jefferson did with Sam Darnold. Yeah. You know? Go look at those fucking stats. That was good. Look what Justin Jefferson did with Kirk Cousins. Justin Jefferson isn't washed. No. And Jackson Smith and Jigba's not better than Justin. Jefferson. No. Or Jamar Chase, I'd say. No, he's not better than Jamar Chase. But they're trying to say this and that, we got the Yeah, you have a great wide receiver, and you we you gave him the shot to win the game and he couldn't fucking reel it in. And you why you couldn't reel it in? Because that popped by my boy Malik Mustafa two plays later. Yeah, it might have been a helmet to helmet, but your boy was fucking concussed and he couldn't catch that shit. That dude was seeing the ball three times in the air. Alright? And that's to the Seattle Medical Group. They shouldn't have had him c go back in. They should have sent him to the fucking blue tent. Yeah. They didn't. They didn't. And thus concludes week five. Yeah. Yeah. Good shit. Hey, thanks dude. Alright. Well well let's see how much. You guys had like five Seatt Seattle had like five turnovers that game? Two running backs, two interceptions, two running backs. I think it was four. four. Yeah. Two from the running backs, two from the Two interceptions. Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So it yeah, and they say that you know that they lost that we that they gave us the game. Yeah. But the defense created those opportunities. Yeah. You know, you guys didn't put the ball on the floor. So I mean I don't want to hear I'll see you guys in fucking November. I'm not worried about you guys. I mean they did, but Okay. Okay. Week six predictions. Week six predictions. We'll keep it short. Brom at two hours right now. Yeah. We'll keep it short. All right. We'll get this done and over with. Okay. Seattle Seahawks. Broncos. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Thursday night. Broncos. Fuck the Seahawks. I wouldn't be mad if you chose the Seahawks. I I'm going Seahawks because I hate the Broncos, so And I'm going Broncos because I'm losing the Seahawks. Geez. Geez. I talk shit about the Seahawks just now. Yeah. And horribly too. Yeah. but No way you're going for fucking donkey. No, fuck that. I'm going br Bronco. Shout out my homie Max. And then early morning. Again, Jaguars. Texans Jaguars. Yeah. Damn. In Wembley. In Wembley. Jaguars are staying over there. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Jags. Yeah, I'm thinking the Jags because they have the ti they have the time in London. Yeah. They're gonna be used to it. It's gonna be really good for them. And then Jets, Patriots. Well, Patriots. Yeah, Patriots. I would be it would be a shocker, but it'd be great to see the Jets win that. I think it's gonna be a better game than people think. Yeah. Jets Patriots right now. Patriots, yeah. Panthers, Eagles, Panthers. Panthers. Dude, they're a better team. Fuck Jalen Hurts. They're a better team. I hope Saquon Barkley just starts showing up. Or plays. Plays. supposed play next week but we'll see. Steelers Buccaneers. Mayfield's probably still out, right? yeah. Mayfield's out. So I'm going Steelers because of their defense. I think we'll go Bucks. I like Jalen Daniels. I don't know. I just dropped the Steelers defense too because I was thinking maybe I was also thinking the Cowboys defense would do really well. And that didn't do pain out. Yeah. I'm going Bucks. I think the Steelers are up and down. They just had a really good game. I think they're gonna lose this one. I'll go Steelers on this one. Okay. Steelers. Ravens, Browns. Divisional. Divisional. It's gonna be a good game. Deshaun Watson versus Lamar Jackson. Maybe Lamar Jackson. Maybe Lamar Jackson. Tyler Huntley. Yeah. If it's Lamar Jac actually I'll take the Ravens either way. Either way? Yeah. Okay. I pick mmm. Fuck Deshaun Watson. I'll go Ravens. You almost said Browns though. I almost said Browns, but I can't I can't I can't do it. Fuck Deshaun Watson. Piece of shit. Yeah, Ravens. Alright. Bears Falcons. Bears Falcons. Ooh. Is Caleb Williams coming back? it's j looking like it. It's looking like it? Yeah. Give me the Bears. Caleb Williams, Michael Panics. It's gonna be a good game. But Bears. I'll go Bears. Saints, Giants. I think the the Saints are on a spiral right now. I think they need a better head coach. Yeah. Giants. I think Giants outcoach it. Giants are gonna go four, one and one. Yeah. The Giants are gonna go four one and one and one. Shout out James Winston. just because I think they are going to be outcoached by the Giants. Yeah. Colts, Titans. I don't know about this one. Colts for sure. Titans are asked, bro. you were being you were I thought you were being serious. dude. I was like, dude, Colts aren't that bad. No Colts Colts are gonna disappear. But the Titans are that Titans are horrible. Give me the fucking Colts. god, Rams, Cardinals. Rams. Yeah. Rams. Rams is gonna be a tune-up game for them. Yeah. Chargers, Chiefs. Give me the Chargers. Gimme a tie. Bolt on. Bolt on. Bolt up. Bolt up. Bolts up. Bolts up. Bolt hard. Bolt hard, dude. Bolt hard bolt never hard dude. They're the arrowhead. Yeah, they're in the arrowhead. god. That's Chiefs all day. Yeah. Dude I'd I'd have more faith with the raiders going up against the Chiefs than the I know. Than the charges. Yeah. yeah, I gotta go Chiefs. realistically I have to go Chiefs. My dick wants to say Chargers, but fuck Chiefs. Yeah. Fuck the Chargers. No. Raiders, Bills. Bills. I'm gonna go Raiders. I am gonna Raiders. I think No, I I think I I have to go Raiders. I have to go It's a short week. It's a short week and they just went through a fucking gauntlet against the Rams. I think this is a winnable game. Okay. I mean they're staying on the west coast, so. they just played in LA. They're playing in Vegas now. Yeah, I mean I have to go Raiders. I think because I think it is going to go mad. I just have to go Raiders. I think we should play mad. I don't think we should play like dis like disgustingly mad. Like penalties on penalties. You guys are a lot more common now. I think we should play with a lot of fire under our S. I think and then Ash and Genty is apparently healing up better now. Yeah. So we'll use him a little more and Mike Washington. Bad running back. Mike Washington. If you plan for it, you know. Yeah. Yeah. We just need a receiver. We just need a receiver. Cowboys, Packers. I'm gonna take Cowboys. I'm gonna take the Cowboys as well. They really bummed me out against the Bucks, but they're going back to prime time. I think they need to play angry at this game too. They need to they need to be the ones that play This should be a pretty good game. Pretty good Sunday night game. Commanders Forty Niners. Forty Niners. dude, I'm playing Barak Purdy in both my leagues. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're about to feast. Yeah. Is Debo gonna play? No. He's out for a few people. Yeah. So it'll be Mike Evans. It'll be Nick Bosa might be back. yeah. Did you see the Did you see someone from his league screenshotted his fantasy? Team. Somebody from his league? Mm-hmm. He has like a fantasy team or whatever. They screenshotted his team. They screenshot shotted his team and it was all white guys. I think I think it was a joke, to be honest. I don't think it was real. I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't. no, I think what we st we're still gonna be kinda down on wide receivers, but I think Uzinchek might be back, which was which will be really big. Either other than that, I'm not really worried about it. I think schematically we're gonna line up with I think if anything, Debo Sand was gonna be out, but the commanders might be a little angry I mean, I don't know. But the whole Brandon IU thing, Brandon was supposed to go to the commanders. Did Brandon Ayuk said that the next time he'd see us he'd give us belt to ass October nineteenth 'cause he thought he'd be a commander. dumbass. Anyways. Monday night football, that's gonna be a really great game. dude, that's Monday night. Damn. Yeah, that's gonna be the night. And Santa Clara too. And I think Brock Purdy's gonna a stamp, put a fat stamp and really make a case for MVP. Good. Especially if you guys beat Josh Allen, so please beat Josh Allen. yeah, I hope so. I hope Max Crosby and Mac Malcolm Koontz makes it unbearable for Josh Allen. But I mean we do have Nicobe Dean and Quay Walker. I think they can QB they they can keep an eye on the Q B. Yeah. so we'll we're hopeful. Yeah. I'm hopeful. I mean I think I I think didn't I pred I think I predicted it a lot like when we did our predictions for this whole season of wins and losses and I predicted the Breaders will beat the Bills. It wasn't delusional. I mean it was tiny bit, I thought it a I also had faith in I also had faith in Kirk Cousins, so Yeah. Well that's that concludes week six predictions and that concludes the week five discussions. Yeah. So any final thoughts for for the folks before we let go? I'm boingy. Thanks for sticking around. This was a little bit meatier of an episode, but we had a lot to talk about. There's a big game for both of us and we both had a lot get some shit off our chest. Next week we'll be bringing back sexy Ernesto. I think he's gonna have a little bit of a tequila bottle for me and we'll catch him up on what we've been doing. I doubt he's been listening to the episodes. Not many people do. He's enjoying himself in Mexico. He's got to Don't dox him. 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