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Alaskan Pipeline · F*ck Off Fridays

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_04: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_04: Coming up this week, we have your resident fuck off of the week.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_04: I ask Livin' Rich what gooning is, we have a who's most likely to, and we talk about Alaskan pipelines.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_04: So strap in, get yourself a beverage, sit down, and off we go.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_03: So we're gonna mix things up a little bit this week and we're gonna start with our fuck off of the week.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_03: So Olivia, over to you.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_04: What's doing your tits in this week?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_04: It's not necessarily doing my tits in, but and I don't know if you've heard about this because of your job.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_04: Have you heard about the iced coffee interview, debacle?
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_04: Right, so it's all over TikTok.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone's HR people fucking everywhere.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_03: How no I think I have.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_04: A girl took an iced coffee to a fucking interview, and then this girl basically didn't hire her off the back of it.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_04: But the caveat to that is this the cheek of this girl doing the recruitment process said, Could you also get me an ice co-Could?
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_04: So I read the the email that she the girl that it happened to showed it.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_04: And it said in there, Oh yeah, could you also grab me an iced coffee on your way in?
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_04: And then got pissy and basically said that it's unprofessional for someone to bring an iced coffee to an interview.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_04: But she asked her to grab her one on the way.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_04: Discuss.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_04: I think fuck off.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_04: I honestly I know fucking it's a fuck off the week, but I think fuck off.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_03: I thought it was a bit of a power play.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_03: So when I watched the video, at first I was like, this is clickbait for one, and it's worked because everyone's talking about it.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_03: But is it a power play to ask someone to bring you a coffee to an interview?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_03: I would never ask someone to do that.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_03: If somebody was coming to interview with me for a second stage interview and they said, Oh, I'm going to be passing through Costa.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want me to grab a coffee?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want me to grab you something?
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_03: I might be like, Oh, yeah, sure.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's if you know the person.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_03: So, like a second stage, and I think I'm going to hire them.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, cool.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_03: Grab me a grab me a little cheeky hot chalky.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_03: But I would never say to someone, because how I read it was, Can you could you grab me an iced coffee on your way?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't like a the interviewee going, Oh, I'm gonna grab a coffee, do you want to?
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was like it felt like a test and like a power play.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_04: But I don't see it as unprofessional.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: She's asked her to do it.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know that I found that.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_04: But even if someone turned up to an interview with an iced coffee and a notepad and paper or whatever, would you think that's an unprofessional?
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_04: No, not at all.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_04: I wouldn't either.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: If they brought like um their own coffee cup and it had like my little pony on it, I'd question it.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_03: But if you're just me out.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_03: If you're just turning up with one, no, I wouldn't think anything.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't think anything of it.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_04: Because you'd be offered a coffee anyway.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_04: No, I think it's the whole m the whole world's gone mad.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_04: Because people that are even people on LinkedIn are talking about it, and everyone's got the little HR hat on, bitching about it, and I'm thinking, do you know what?
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_04: You guys have got not got enough to do.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_04: And then this poor girl that was being slated because the girl doing the recruitment process basically did a TikTok saying, Do you think it's unfreshable?
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_04: Blah blah blah.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_04: And then obviously, rightly so.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_04: This girl's gone, whoa, here's the email.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_04: I have receipts, and that is a word to the wise.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_04: If I have receipts or anyone else has receipts on things, keep them, but also watch your fucking mouth.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_04: I got plenty of screenshots.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_04: I'll ruin your day.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, I thought it was a bit clickbaity.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_03: I thought it was weird.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_03: I thought it was a bit of a power plague.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_04: I just I don't know why we have to even question it if someone's brought coffee.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_04: I really don't.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_04: Really bizarre.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_03: Um, what's your fuck off of the week?
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I a bit of a double-edged sword, really.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_03: So it's um everyone's probably seen the news and seen that some people got stopped by a farmer represent outside REF Fairford the other day, very close to where I'd live.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck's sake.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so I guess it's my fuck-off of the week because people the news have been really coy about saying what's actually going on.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_03: So, first of all, it was my fuck off of the week because I was like, why are people trying to bomb anyone?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: Like, regardless of the whole, I don't want to get into the whole fairfoot, Iran, how long you go, America, all of that shit.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_03: I don't really want to get into that.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_03: But anyone trying to bomb anyone, stop.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_03: What you're gonna achieve.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_03: Apparently, they found suicide vests in there, and I'm like, guys, come on, you're in your early 20s.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_03: Like, don't ruin your life because someone else has told you to do something.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_03: But the weirdest thing ever since is everything that's in the news is just really coy.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_03: No one's saying what happened.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_03: Um, they're questioning.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_03: So the the farmer who rang it in, she said that she was driving home from the ploughing match, represent up Cotswolds.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_03: She was driving home from the ploughing match, and she said that there were three vans like basically blocking the road, I think, by the village hall.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_03: And she said between eight and ten people scattered and ran, all in balaclavas, like all dressed in like similar outfits.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: She said, like tight-fitting outfits.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_03: She said eight to ten people ran off.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_03: Now, if she was driving, she would have been sober.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't know why anybody is questioning her judgment.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_03: So there's that, but there's also the fact that the police haven't actually asked her for any official statement, which I find so bizarre.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_03: So it just feels a bit like they're trying to sweep something under the rug, and I just don't like the lack of transparency.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_04: What you've got to remember is there's more power at play here.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_04: So the news get fuck all.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_04: So the police, government, they all tell Trumpy boy what yeah, what people need to know.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_04: It's a need-to-know basis, and they won't worry people unnecessarily.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but then don't say, Oh, uh they've released them on bail.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_03: This is the other wild thing, right?
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_03: So before the people in Welford can't go to Welford.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_03: They can't even, they haven't even gone back to their houses.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_03: So they all got evacuated on Sunday morning.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_03: They hadn't even gone back to their houses, and these five guys, so three to five of them are missing.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_03: But the five guys that were arrested, five guys, we, they have been released on bail before the people in the village have even gone back to their own houses.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's absolutely mental.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_03: I can't get my head around it.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_03: And meanwhile, some guy, and someone told me about this yesterday, so again, don't quote me on it, some guy who stabbed a rubber dinghy going across the channel, which had which had nobody in it, he's still in custody, but five people that were basically planning on bombing, they've been let go.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_03: I just can't get my head around it.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_03: Make it make sense.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, preach.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_03: Um, anyway, what is fun is if you Google my name and Fairford, I come up alongside Donald Trump in the same article.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_03: Not a humble brag, I told you this.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_03: But I got interviewed on the Int by the Independent yesterday um because they wanted to hear from like people in the people in the local villages to know like what had happened.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_03: And and I'm the only person that's reported this and I find it so bizarre, but so Saturday afternoon I was out, so I was singing at this wedding that I was singing at.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_03: And follow the Consuelas.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_03: Um I was singing at this wedding and I get a text from my friend saying people in the village were walking the dogs, and they've been told by Aunt Police to go home and like lock their doors, lock their windows.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, that's really weird.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_03: So I carry on my evening, yada yada.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_03: I get home at whatever time, everything seems quite normal.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_03: I wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of Bryn going absolutely ballistic, which I will say is unusual behaviour for him.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_03: It was very much like a there's an intruder.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_03: Brynn is her dog, not her boyfriend.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_03: Just for clarification.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_03: So he's going absolutely ballistic, so I'm like, oh god, we've been broken into.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile, nobody else wakes up.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_03: So I was like, cool, Bryn, it's me and you, pal.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_03: Let him out into the garden, locked the door behind him because I was like, There is someone out there, Sayanara, I'm keeping myself safe.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_03: As if I'd never send the dogs out and shut the door.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_04: You're a witch.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_03: We obviously wanted to just check that the vicinity was okay.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_03: Goodbye, go and pee.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, when I opened the back door, I could hear the piano man playing through the speakers and the bass.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_03: And I was half asleep, so I was like, is this happening?
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_03: So when I shut the door, I was like, Alexa, switch off.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_03: Alexa's not on.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_03: So I opened the back door again, and sure as shit, all I can hear is sing us the song, it's the piano man.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, what the fuck is happening?
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_03: So I let Brim back in.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_03: I went upstairs and I was like, Again, is this really happening?
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_03: So I opened the window on the landing upstairs.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_03: I can still hear the piano man going.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_03: Sure, it's not a glitch in the matrix.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_03: Sure not have been gaslit.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_03: At this point, I'm probably gaslighting.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_03: I'd love to know.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's there's got to be someone else that heard that.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what I mean.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_03: Someone else must have heard it.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_03: But I think if you were, unless you're on one of the houses that are directly on the road, other people in the village wouldn't have heard it.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_04: Joke's on you.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_04: It's some poor sucker that's trying to find an ex-girlfriend with a boombox.
• 9:15
  unknown: Honestly.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_03: No one's singing you a song, pal.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was it was the weirdest, weirdest thing.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_03: And then, but even at this point, nothing has been put online about any like terrorist risk or anything like that.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_03: And then Sunday morning I go to go and see Big John at the yard, and my road to get there is blocked by an police car and a police car with their lights on.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: Probably like 20 metres up the road, all I could see was maybe like 20 figures dressed in black, all armed with like bulletproof vests on.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Were any of them attractive?
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_03: I couldn't see that far.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_03: I know, sorry.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_03: Um, which was really odd.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_03: And then throughout the morning, I then took Big John cross-country schooling and then start getting all these messages being like um RF Fairford is like at like the highest risk of terrorist attack.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_03: There's a major incident that's been declared, like all of these things.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_03: Um you notice that our phones didn't fucking go off there.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_03: No, I know, nothing, yeah.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking and the the other thing that's really strange, obviously, everybody in Welford got evacuated, so they're the village closest to the gate.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_03: But us down the other end of the runway, they did not care for us.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_03: I did think that it's kind of weird, but there was no probably did it because that's where the vans were.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_03: And normally on our village Facebook group, they're good at the the base are good at sending a message and saying, like, oh, we're doing training exercises or whatever it might be, and they're good at communicating with the local community.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't you message the base about the well?
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_03: So I then put on the village Facebook group and I put a photo of a piano, photo for attention, and I put a post and I said, Did anybody else hear the piano man playing the other night in the middle of the night?
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_03: Someone has to approve that post to go into the village group, and it got declined.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_03: Do do do do do weird.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't know.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_03: Unless I go door knocking, how am I to know?
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_03: But it's really weird.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_03: So my thoughts on it are, I'd be interested to hear your guys' thoughts.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_03: The piano man has got to be code for something for everybody on the base.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_03: What I was about to say.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_04: Whether maybe it's like a song, but you know, people have a song that they play when they go into battle or they go and do something.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_04: If I before I went competing, I had a particular song that would always chill me out, Moon River by Andy Williams.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_04: Always isn't it?
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe that's their chosen song.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: A bit like you have your wrestling walkout song.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_03: Rich, what would your wrestling walkout song be?
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_03: You say I have the tiger, I'll do it.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_03: You're taking on the rock or that's training.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: That's only training.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_01: I have to get to the top of the steps with that song.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what should I say in walkout song?
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: There is nothing I can say that you cannot take the piss out of, right?
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_03: But no, come on, give it to us.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_03: Pink pony club.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_03: Piano man, isn't it?
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_03: Piano man.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_03: Better fucking know.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_01: Piano Dan.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_01: It's that Welcome to the Jungle song.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to the jungle.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_01: Not that one.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_03: Um The Welcome to the Jungle song is it.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: Who's the rapper that married um God?
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: What's his name?
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like tattoos, and he married the posh one from Made in Chelsea.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_03: The one with tattoos.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: The posh one from Maiden Chelsea really doesn't narrow it down.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_01: No, it really doesn't.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_04: Um, Millie Macintosh, Professor Green.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_04: Professor Green.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's got a song called Jungle, it'd be something like that.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_04: And I pulled that out.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_03: Here in this jungle.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's wild out here.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_03: And he knew it.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_03: Big idea.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_03: He didn't enjoy any of that.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_03: Here in this jungle.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: What's your wrestling walkout song gonna be?
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_03: Um thought, come back to me.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, what was yours?
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_03: I think I'd probably go for um I don't know who sings it.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_03: You know that all I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good hyped.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_04: I reckon mine would be Jaw's theme tune or something.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_04: You know Silence.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_04: She bites.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, moving on, what are you loving this week?
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_04: So when was it?
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_04: Sunday.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_04: Sunday.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_04: Sunday, our girl.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_04: Chloe, she won't mind me saying her name, uh, was eventing.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_04: And she had she had a terrific weekend, to be honest.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_04: She did exceptionally well.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, but one thing I do want to say is when you have a shit time or a difficult one, especially with riding, because I always say it's 90-10, you put 90 in, you get 10 out.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_04: Sometimes you don't even get 10 out.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_04: She got the whole hog on the Saturday.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and it was a difficult Sunday.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: She had a difficult Sunday.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but it's one of those things, it's the resilience, and it's sad because you put so much effort into it, and it's it's fucking tough.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_04: The training, the riding, the going, the packing everything up, the days on end, the trot ups, everything.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_04: It takes everything out of you, and you just to pick yourself up and keep going.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_04: And I am this is I mean, it happened to me for fucking god knows how long.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and in the end, I did just go, this isn't for me anymore, yeah, because it did just get to the point where it was breaking me.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and sometimes you've got to just decide what's right for you and what's right for the horse.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_04: But the one thing I will say is she's one of the strongest broads I know, and that's what I'm loving this week.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_04: I think she shows incredible strength, and it's a fucking tough wank sometimes.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_04: I say that all the time, but it is Jesus Christ, especially when you're riding something with his own mind and feelings, and people always go, Don't you're giving them too many feelings?
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_04: They also have feelings, yeah, they have a very strong mind of their own, as we all know, and yeah.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I've been on the receiving end of it, and it's it's really tricky, but I think she handled it impeccably well.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_04: And we ride again, yeah.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: We ride at dawn, but to pick yourself up and stay positive and keep going is so hard.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and she won Best Dressed, yes, she did, and I'd like to know where those cowboy boots are from.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_04: Uh MS.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, stop.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_04: She bought them last year though, for the truss up last year.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_04: Unreal they're from MS.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_03: Like she goes on vintage as soon as this is over.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_03: I love that bit girl power, I'm here for it.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and she had everyone around her, and that's all that matters.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and she's a hell of a fucking jockey.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_04: I'll give her that.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_04: Hell of a fucking jockey.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_04: What are you loving this week?
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so two things.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_03: The first is we've spoken on and off about um girls loving girls, like hyping them up and stuff, but equally the opposite end of that, how girls can also be dickheads too.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and anyway, I was at the gym the other week, and I like was just getting ready.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_03: I was going to meet my parents for lunch afterwards.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: And this girl who I've never met before, she came in, she's like getting changed or whatever, and we were having a chin wag, and she was just so nice and friendly.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_03: And we I was talking to her about how girls can basically be right dicks sometimes.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_03: And she was like, I find that she's she was 26, she said, and she was like, She and it made me really sad.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_03: She said, I really struggled to make friends because I find people are really judgmental, they stay in their lanes, they're really envious of other people, and they can't just be happy for one another.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_03: And I thought that makes me really sad.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: But what I really liked is that she was just so upbeat, friendly, really positive energy.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, the world needs more girls like you, like real radiators.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_03: And it was just a really joyful interaction.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_03: So I've no idea what her name is, but she was really lovely and really sweet.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_03: And I just thought, what a nice little positive interaction.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: But the other thing I'm loving this week is I saw, you know, your algorithm just pops up with stuff on social media.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: There was an old couple who during COVID, every day they did remember the Joe Wicks workouts that he'd do?
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_03: Mr.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_03: Lin in 15.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_03: He did his little um forgot about him.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_03: Uh he did his workouts, I think, on BBC News or something.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, all the way through COVID, they did his workouts every single day.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_03: He then turns up at their front door.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_03: They're still doing them now.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_03: I think they've got them like recorded somewhere.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_03: So every morning they do one of his workouts.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_03: He turns up to their front door and did a workout with them.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was just really nice and really wholesome.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_03: Because he did all his cookery books as well, didn't he?
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_03: So what a guy.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_03: So no, really, uh, really enjoyed that.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: And that is the one I'm loving this week.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so I have a response to Belly Button Gate.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_04: Fun.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_04: Please hold caller.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm right thinking you had a lot of responses from people on Instagram about Belly Button Gate.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and I got a lot of private messages.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_04: Jesus.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so this is the lady that submitted.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so fetish question reply.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_04: The belly button man definitely had a fetish, it wasn't a kink.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_04: He needed the belly buttons with loads of crying faces.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_04: I apologize, Liv, if this makes you gag even more.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_04: My friend has the same thing and it's called, oh god, forgive me for this.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_04: Omphalophobia.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_04: Is it she's scared of belly buttons?
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_04: It's called on omphalophobia.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_04: So I guess her friend has the same thing that I have.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_04: So it's I mean, we'll we can cross-reference it.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_04: I will Google omphalophobia.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_04: That's triple check.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_04: Belly buttons make you gag.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_04: I would really like to know, and you said this last week, when an intense irrational fear or disgust of belly buttons.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_04: I appreciate that.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_04: That's some I will never forget that for a pub quiz.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you for that bit of.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_04: How does someone get a fetish with belly buttons, though?
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: Having a phobia about vaginas.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_03: I know they say Christ alive.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: Gross.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_04: What do you mean?
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_04: How does someone get well I don't know, we can ask Lulu.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: So I wonder if it's only a female one, or whether it could be a male one.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_04: But do you know belly buttons are bigger?
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_04: This is a really sick sick and twisted um thing that's gonna come out of my mouth, but it's me.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_04: Um what happens when that man goes on to have a child and he cut does he want to cut the umbilical cord?
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_04: Would he be inappropriate about it?
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_04: Like, how where does this go?
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_04: He maybe he's self-soothed by touching his belly button.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a thing.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: Some people do do that.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_04: I twiddle my hair.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: Very different things.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, very different things.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_04: But just saying.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_04: That's okay.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: I've always got something.
• 19:36
  unknown: Yeah.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_04: I went out with a guy that used to play with ribbons, didn't I, Charlie?
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_04: Ribbons?
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_04: Think about it.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_03: Think about it.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_03: Take a second.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_04: Had a drawer beside the bed full of ribbons.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_04: And he used to roll them up and put them in his pocket and play with them at the pub.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_04: I don't remember this, but I I enjoy that.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_04: You know who it is.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_04: Osama Obama.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_03: I I don't recall.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: Let's move on.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_04: Uh if I could pick a character that he kind of looked like.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_04: Leonardo DiCaprio is Mr.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_04: Candy and Django Unchained.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 20:20
  unknown: No.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_03: You'll have to take this offline.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'm curious now.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so some icks for you.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: Some of these are actually uh ones that people have told me, others are ones that I have written down over the last few weeks.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_03: Perfection.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so the first, for anybody who's watching The Gentleman, this isn't a spoiler because they show it in episode one of season two.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_03: But they show it in more detail.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: But Theo James.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, dear.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's a very handsome man.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_03: Um him crawling across the ground like a slug.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's an ick for me.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_03: Lifeless.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_03: Hang on, he was nearly dead.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know, but watching him crawl like a slug was an ick.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_03: I literally I watched it last night and I turned to Charlie and I went, I'm gonna say it.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_03: That's an ick.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_03: He just burst out laughing.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm actually for a military man.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_01: If he was fully able, that would be an ick.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_01: But because he was damaged beyond belief.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: He broke two legs and an arm.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but watching him slug.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_01: If he was just doing it for fun with you.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: It was giving human centipede and I didn't enjoy it.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_03: Um, okay, so uh other ones.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_03: Um, somebody saw a fully grown adult male wearing dungarees.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: And he had long hair.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, we can't discriminate against long hair.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_04: That's just what they've sent.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_04: T-shirt or no t-shirt.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: T uh t-shirt, I think.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they didn't just have their nips out.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_03: Um, someone else sent in they saw somebody with flip up sunglasses.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: Sniche, I like it.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_03: This is a good one.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_03: Men who drink from portable coffee cups.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_03: So you don't like the ones you take in the car, like a coffee flask?
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_01: Don't look at me, I don't have one.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_01: All about the paper cup.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: And then the last one has been discussed heavily at the gym.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: Um, people who shit themselves during high rocks.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: We've got this far without discussing it, but I feel like the world has seen Do you know when that came out?
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say something now.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_04: If you want to cut it, that's fine.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_04: When that came out, I thought, I'm actually surprised that didn't happen to you during high rocks.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, me too.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_04: I get runner's belly.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_04: That's a lot of running.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_03: The thing I find mad about it, I was talking about.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_04: I never go competing shit.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_04: I just I just gotta go to the loop.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_04: Gotta go to the lib.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_04: Just what we get to do.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_04: Right, right, okay.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_03: Nervous belly is normal, so is runner's belly.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_03: But let me tell you, if that happened to me, I wouldn't continue racing.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_04: No, what point have you got to prove?
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_04: You haven't.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: But the thing we spoke about at the gym is it's kind of like two.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, so people have got to use stuff behind you, right?
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: That's what's gross.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_03: So none of the none of the judges like firstly, she didn't stop herself.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_03: But none of the judges, who I will say, we love a volunteer, but the my experience, my personal experience with the ones that I had were just they were really fucking busy.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_03: They were like telling me, Oh, you didn't squat low enough, no rep during the wall balls.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: And I've watched the videos, my ass is basically touching the floor, go fuck yourself.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: You do it.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_03: Literally.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but none of them pulled her up to stop her, which is horrifying.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_03: She has since put out a statement and said, because she went on to win, which is the wildest thing.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but she has since said, Oh, I basically I'm really sorry.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I appreciate it was a biohazard.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, yeah.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: And she's withdrawn her like application, or she's withdrawn her win or whatever, so she's no longer in the rankings.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't go against her name as being a win.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_03: So the poor girl that came second has now won by default because someone who shit themselves has pulled herself out.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, for fuck's sake.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's such an achievement.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_01: Most people would give up on life after shitting themselves at a competition, let alone Paula Radcliffe, clearly.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but the thing is, the difference is if you're Paula Radcliffe and you're outside, you're outside.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: Like I can I can sympathize with Paula Radcliffe.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_01: Business idea, high rock's nappies.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_03: You can already get nappies.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_01: They have to be sport, they have to be shapely.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oof.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, horrifying.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, I was mindful that we hadn't we hadn't touched on it, but all the guys at the gym said it was it was an ick, and I was like, well, yeah, I get that.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_04: Well, it's okay, so it's funny that you finished on that because I have a voice note.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_04: Which will probably make you laugh after what you just said.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_00: Good morning.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_00: Um I think I've just discovered a new ick.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I know.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_00: Um I'm talking like 20 and my stomach just immediately went.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_00: Um thank you, Charlie, but definitely not that many.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know who it is yet?
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you offline.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_03: I would agree with that though.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_03: People can buy the the bags, so you get a a Velcro badge.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_03: Mine has just sat on my mirror and I'm like Velcro, that's a fucking it.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the one and only.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I'm never adding to that collection.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_03: You sit there, you sit there proudly, but I'm never having another one.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, people buy people buy backpacks that they stick them on.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like a badge of what you can't say that.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I can and I will.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_04: Next time someone does that to me, open up your phone, fire up grinder.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sick of it.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck off.
• 25:30
  unknown: Fuck off.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_04: Eat shit.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I would agree.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_03: I I think that's a nick as well.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so the poll you asked me to put out.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_04: Can you remember what it was?
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_04: You know what it is, yet?
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry, can't think I should quote Ralph Harris on here, but whoops.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_04: Would you end it with someone if they were mean to your dog?
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_04: Discuss before I give results.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely, yeah.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have a dog?
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: But I was still If you had a dog.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if I had a dog, that would be a massive red flag for me.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, yes, immediate, yes, for me.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_03: I actually I Charlie How mean is mean?
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_03: This is what Charlie and I discussed.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_03: He said to me the other day, um, Bryn ran off with him on a walk.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_03: And he said when he eventually got hold of him, he obviously did tell him off.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Yeah, I would have done the same.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_03: And he went, now I wouldn't have been he goes, I I reflect how your level of behaviour towards him.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_03: I don't paint myself to be really horrible, I don't beat my dog, but being a cut, I'll tell him about it.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and he was like, I would never push it beyond anything that you would do.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, correct.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, if someone's dropkicking your dog, I'm dropkicking them.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, okay.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I would hope that's a hundred percent yes.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: It actually is.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, go on, okay, good.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's fun.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_03: 100%.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, anyone who clicks the other one, I would want to know, I'd want to know and understand their their why behind it.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_01: Or report them.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_04: It was 100%.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Don't hate on Bryn.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: I think like I made it clear to Charlie when we started dating.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, look, let me tell you, Brynn's been in my life longer than you.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_03: He comes first, he's my number one boy.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_04: He's my number one boy.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_03: You know, so I'm like, if he doesn't like you, that's a problem.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_04: Um yeah, well, I mean, you know what my answer would be.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_04: Based off historical events.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_04: I'd kill someone.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: I will come for you.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: I will.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_03: I've got some snogmarry voids.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: Go for it.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so our men this week are Drake, Killian Murphy, and Henry Cavill.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: And Rich, we're gonna start with you first.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_04: Kaz, if you're listening, don't combust.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: Marry Henry Cavill! That's the only option in her eyes.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_01: So Drake, Henry Cavill, and there's only one answer to this.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_03: And Killian Murphy.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, there's two answers to this.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what my answer is yet.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking about it.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_01: Snog Killian.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Mary Henry.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_01: And uh void Drake.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_03: I'd go the same.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_04: I don't even think everyone's avoiding Drake.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_04: Even Rihanna avoided Drake.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think Killian Murphy is attractive, but I would say.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: The mother of May I.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's fit.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_03: I want to feed him something.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_03: He's very he's very gaunt.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_04: He's very brooding.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I feel like if I gave him some of my cheeks, they still wouldn't look full enough, you know?
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's fucking fabulous, and I won't hear another word about it.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_03: Right, anyway.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'd I'd I'm it's not gonna hit him over Drake, but Henry Cavill.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, especially when we know what he does for cardio.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_04: And we've seen his dick, essentially.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, and obviously many episodes ago we discussed that watching.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_04: Um you'll know what I'm gonna say.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_04: You'll know what mine is.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly the same.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna marry I'd marry and kill him.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_04: Would you?
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, the heck will yes.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, interesting.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: I've never watched Peaky Blinders though, or anything like that, and everyone says Oh no, I loved him before that.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I don't really know what else he's been in.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_03: He's a bit of a bad boy for that.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_04: He was in Batman, wasn't he?
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, boys for life.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely phenomenal.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know if he was in Batman, but he's absolutely phenomenal.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_04: I could be making that up.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_03: Eh, I'm neither here nor there.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_04: Then again, I I don't mind someone who looks like they've got uh they look like a sickly calf, you know, those sunken eyes.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_03: Right, you ladies, we've got Cardi B.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: Who are Michelle Obama.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_03: I thought it was only fair we've had a husband, and I'll just get Michelle in there.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and Dua Lipa.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_03: So who's the first?
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_03: Cardi B.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_03: Cardi, Cardi.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_03: Cardi, Michelle Obama, and Dua Lipa.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_03: Who I think I've put in here before, but I can't remember.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_03: We'll have her again, because we love her.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_04: I'm snogging Cardi B.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_04: I'm marrying Duba.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_04: You're avoiding Michelle.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_04: I might, yeah.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry, Michelle.
• 30:04
  unknown: Rich?
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: I think Yeah, it might be the same.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: But only because I don't want to get killed.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_01: If you're doing anything to the former president's wife, you're you're in trouble.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_04: She is someone I'd like to have at a dinner party, though.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_03: Do you reckon she'd come on the couch?
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_03: Michelle's people.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think so.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think so.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_01: The security checks alone would take months.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, her book's on my bedside table at home, ready to ready to read.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_03: Ready to rack.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_03: Once I've got through all the uh off-campus ones.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I think Michelle's quite interesting.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_03: I said I'd rather go for dinner with her than snog her.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I mean.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_03: But then I think I think I said before, like I'd like to marry Duolex and then we'd have a nice little life together.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: Girl loves a holiday, doesn't she?
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_03: So maybe I'm gonna snog Michelle, I'm gonna marry Du and I'm gonna avoid Cardiff.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe it should be date, marry, or void.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_01: Because you could date and have a bit of a good time.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_03: Snog.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_04: Anywho, over to you.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_04: Right, who's most likely?
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_04: Right, who's most likely to accidentally expose themselves while telling a story?
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_01: Me.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I don't know.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_03: I'm flies down.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_03: She said fly sound.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you mean Oh, like physically expose yourself?
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, that's it.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_01: Dirty dog! No, in that case it would be Charlie.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_04: That's your flasher.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_04: Did you know that?
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_04: That's the guy that flashed you.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_04: Was it you?
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there's years ago.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_04: Which is flasher, pass it on.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_04: Who's most likely to have a fake name saved in someone's phone?
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_04: I would say me.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, I would say you as well.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_04: And when people really piss me off, I don't hangman them.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know what that means?
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_04: So every time someone sends you something stupid, you remove a letter.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_04: I don't hangman them.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_04: I send them to the graveyard.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_04: So I've got people with tombstones.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_04: I s if they text me, I have no idea who it is because there's like a little graveyard at the bottom of my phone.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_03: I really like that.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_04: So I always see this.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_03: Who is this?
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_03: Who dears?
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't you just delete them?
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_04: What nah?
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_04: It's more entertaining.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_03: Graveyard is calling you.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: Do you answer?
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_01: You're literally dead to me.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_04: No, I don't answer the phone regularly anyway.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_04: I normally text back and say, Who is this?
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_03: Who dears?
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_04: Family mausoleum, normal mausoleum.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_04: Where are we?
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_04: Um, who is most likely to flirt with someone just to get something for free?
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_04: Me.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no shame.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, 100% turn the charm on.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_04: Who's most likely to fall for a scam because the person was attractive?
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_03: Uh huh.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_03: Rich.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fine.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_04: I'm always suspicious of men, even if they're attractive.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_04: So yeah, you got no chance.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_04: No chance.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, Rich.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_03: He looks sad.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: This is an audio medium.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_03: No, see what Rich looks like, but he looks a bit sad, but we all know it's true.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_04: Who's most likely to send a screenshot to the person they screenshotted?
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_04: Me.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I would have said me.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_04: Ah, yeah.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_01: I think we're all capable of it, but I think I've just been very lucky.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_04: Who is most likely to have a completely different personality when they're drunk?
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_04: You, for sure.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think so?
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_03: I think I want to level all the time.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_03: I should get maybe.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_03: Nah, you get way more loose.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: I do and I don't.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: The problem is if I had a.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_03: I knew it was Patricia.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_03: I mean.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_03: Um the the challenge is sometimes when I've had too much to drink, if something fucks me off, I'm gone.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm seeing red and I'm like, nah, everything is making me fume in the time in the region.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_04: It's really tricky though, because I think it depends on what's happened in the day.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_04: Because if I'm absolutely white girl wasted, you've either got like sweet live and really gushy live, like I have been before, or you've got get fucked.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_04: Like there's no real in between.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_04: And I would go toe-to-toe with anyone.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_04: I think it's tricky.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_04: A lot of people don't.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but anyway, who's most likely to pretend they don't care when they absolutely do?
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:23
  unknown: Me.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_04: Would you?
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm fine.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, would I?
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like I do it like that.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's pretty good at communicating.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I would say something, but I also don't like confrontation.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_03: So there's a lot that I probably suck up in not so much in like my personal life, but like in my in my professional life.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_03: There's probably things that I'm like in the interest of keeping the peace for the greater good.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_03: There are times greater good.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_03: Might be surprising to people, but I do keep my mouth shut.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_04: Says the woman who was on the news.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_03: Um you'll be thankful.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_04: Who is most likely to recognise someone from their Tinder profile in public and pretend they didn't?
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_03: You.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_03: I've never been on Tinder in my life.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, other dating apps are available, but I've never been on one, so it's not me.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm looking at you both.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_04: I'd say probably Rich, because you automatically go, I know you.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm good at recognising people, but that was more for films, no.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_04: And then it he'd probably like fill in the pieces and be like, oh Tinder swindler over there.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_01: I went on Tinder once.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_03: Rich is a Tinder swindler.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still trying to get rid of that one.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_03: There's there's a name for the episode.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_03: Um was she off of Tinder?
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_04: Who's most likely to become best friends with a stranger on a night out?
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_04: You.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_03: Who would you?
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot about the bell, go ahead.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_04: I'd say me.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_03: I think any of us are capable.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: No idea.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_04: Depends, doesn't it?
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_04: With me.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, depends what version of you get.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_04: But I do I get your point.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_04: I will talk to anyone.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_04: But if the topic of misogyny comes up, probably won't be your friend.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_04: You know?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_04: Just saying.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_04: Who's most likely to leave a party without saying goodbye?
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_04: Me.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's interesting.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I would have said me, I love a French exit.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know what?
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_03: I this is like a public service announcement to everyone everywhere.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_03: If you leave a wedding, don't say goodbye to the bride and groom.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_03: Why?
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_03: You just leave.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_03: And I tell you for why, because they're having a good time.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_03: If they're in the middle of the dance floor living their best life, oh yeah, different.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_03: They will not notice if you're going.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_03: But also it's really awkward.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_03: If you're if they are mid-conversation with someone, and then you then go, Oh, I'm going now.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_03: And it's like, okay, bye.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_03: And then it like breaks their conversation.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_03: I always think at a I think it's polite.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_03: No, disagree.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_03: At a wedding French exit, you'll see them at breakfast the next morning.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but not everyone goes back the next morning.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_03: Well, maybe you should.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone has a day too.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_03: A destination.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but not everyone does a day too.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, people should.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_03: It's fun.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_04: Sake.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_04: And who is most likely to Google someone before meeting them?
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_04: Charlie.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_03: I used to do my background research.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_04: Google?
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, like if we were getting somebody on the podcast, I want to make sure I know my stuff.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_01: Did you Google me before we met?
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_03: I looked at your Instagram before we met.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_03: And I think I look I looked at your website, which then had your photo on, nozzlemedia.co.uk.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_03: I got you.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's it.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I looked at your website to see what you were what you were doing.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, do I trust this man to produce this podcast?
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_03: And I will say, so far you've done a great job.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_03: So kudos to you, Rich.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_05: Thanks.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_03: Right, you have the floor.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_03: Um, right, I've got some would you rathers.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_03: Go on.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, would you rather be able to undo one decision from your past or see one moment from your future?
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_03: One moment from my future.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, good.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_03: If you'd have said the first one, I would have asked you to elaborate.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_04: I can answer it.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, go on.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_04: Undo something from my personal question.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_03: Go.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_04: I'd undo dating a particular person.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, valid.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_03: But I also think if it's the person I'm thinking of, they have probably also not to give them credit in any way whatsoever.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_03: Steady.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know, but they've probably in some ways helped you to become the person that you are today because I think you're way more resilient.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_03: You don't take any any shit.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_03: So I always think there's a whilst it can seem really backwards, you learn something from every experience.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_03: So while we don't give them any form of kudos, I'd be interested to see the old butterfly effect.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, good point.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_03: Would you still be the same now?
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_03: I reckon I'd still be in the Colts Worlds, but Well, I would hope so.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_03: Butterfly effects, you and I might not be here now.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather your partner have a really close friendship with their ex or a really close friendship with someone who clearly fancies them?
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_04: I don't really care.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_04: Uh that's me being genuine.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_04: Uh I don't know.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_04: I yeah, that's I don't know.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_04: Either all, you don't know.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_04: I don't care really.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_01: Probably X.
• 39:38
  unknown: Yeah.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because they've been there and they've done the other thing.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_04: But just because someone fancies someone doesn't mean they get anywhere.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_04: No, there's that as well.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_04: Or you do either.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_03: I just wouldn't trust the other person if it was someone that fancied them.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_03: Fine.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_03: Getaway.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_03: Um would you rather have a personal assistant for life or a private chef?
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_04: Private chef.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_04: Nice.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather sneeze glitter every time or cry confetti every time that you're sad?
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_04: Cry confetti.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_03: Think of the mess though.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_03: I think they're both quite fun.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_03: Um, would you rather have permanently cold, clammy hands or permanently greasy hair?
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_03: Cold, clammy hands.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather have to wear shoes with no socks for a year or wear socks with sandals for a year?
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_03: Shoes with no socks?
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_03: I love a sock.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'd do a sock for a side.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_04: A sock and a sandal is rank.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if you've got hiking sandals on.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_04: You want you like the best dressed man on the beach?
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_04: What's going on?
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 40:32
  unknown: No.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather sit in someone else's bathwater or use a toilet with no toilet paper left?
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_04: Toilet with no toilet paper left.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I wouldn't get someone else's bathwater.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather have breath that smells like tuna all day or feet that smell like blue cheese?
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_03: Feet, because you can cover them.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_03: A not if you're going sockless, my friend, let me tell you.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather get a wet willy from a stranger or have to give one to your boss?
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_04: Give one to my boss.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, me too.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_04: I don't want anyone to grind.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_04: I want to be giving fucking paws.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_04: Gami Hans reaching over me saying, Mel C, Mel C.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_04: When it clearly says which one of them isn't a spice girl.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather get ghosted after three months together or get dumped by text after three years?
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh ghost me.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_03: After three months, ghost away.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_03: But after three years you drop.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
• 41:27
  unknown: Yeah.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_03: Over to you.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_04: Good for you.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_04: Good for you, father.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_04: Um, would you rather live in a tree house or an underground bunker?
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_04: Tree house.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I need that.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather have everyone know your search history or your bank balance?
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_04: My search history.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, fair.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_03: Questions to be asked if people say my bank balance.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_03: I just think I'm financially irresponsible.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather your embarrassing childhood nickname be shouted at your wedding or written on your work ID badge?
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_04: Now I know what it is.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_04: Think about it.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going wedding.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_04: I don't want all because no one will really pay attention and put it two and two together, I think.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_03: In the working world, I don't think I would want people to uh know me as a couple of negative connotations to do with it.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_04: I can think of one.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_04: Um would you rather find a dead bug in your salad or a hair in your soup at a restaurant?
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_03: Hair in my soup.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_03: The salad with the salad, it's probably died in there.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_03: So it's probably crawled all over it.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_03: The soup you could just send it back there and then, couldn't you?
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, fair.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_03: The salad if you're out and about.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather accidentally swallow a fly or accidentally swallow gum every day for a month?
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, gum.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather pick up dog poo with your bare hands once or eat a whole raw garlic clove?
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_04: Garlic clove.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_03: Dog shit makes me gag.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_03: How you gagged at the belly button last week.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_03: That's me.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh fucking hell.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather have permanent bad breath that only you can smell or permanent body odour that others can smell?
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have to go bad breath.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather eat a cold and congealed plate of pasta or drink a lukewarm glass of milk?
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_04: Milk.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're weird about milk.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_03: I like hot milk.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_03: Rich, do you like hot milk?
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, conjugal.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but it's lukewarm.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_03: I'd still take lukewarm.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's hot milk that's cooled down.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather find out your partner rehearsed the I love you or said it by accident and panicked?
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_04: I mean he did say it.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_02: Say it by accident.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_02: Let it slip out.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_02: Shout it at me.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather your partner read all your old texts to your ex or listen to every voice note you've ever sent?
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, listen to every voice note.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because we're funny as fuck.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_03: Hi, Hilarious.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_03: Hi, Hilarious.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_04: Have you got any random thoughts for me?
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_03: I do.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_03: I've got a question for you both.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_03: Go on.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know what gooning is?
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like I've heard this, but I can't think of the answer.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_03: Any any guesses?
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_01: Is it something to do with the Goonies?
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_04: Is it sexual?
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_03: And it's something um I would say manosphere related.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_03: I don't let me tell you, I don't think.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_03: She's ready to go already.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think women are doing this.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, is it more a behaviour or an act rather than a sexual It's an activity, I would say.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_01: Something around the gooch.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_04: Hang on.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_04: Gooning.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_04: Like no, tell me.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_03: Gooning is an extreme porn addiction.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_03: People who goon will watch up to 70 screens with various different porn scenes going on for up to 12 hours at a time.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_03: During that time, they don't ejaculate constantly.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: They're like let themselves get hard and then let it go down.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: And let it get hard and let it go down.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_04: I can't do with your hand.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_04: Like do you know what I've got in my head?
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_04: I've you know that fat, sweaty man in like the first Jurassic Park with the glasses.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, the one who tries to steal the little voice.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah! I'm picturing someone like that with a load of creepy screens.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_04: 70 screens though.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_03: Up to 70 screens, yeah.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's weird, isn't it?
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_03: Who's got 70 screens to handle?
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_04: And who named it?
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_03: Gooning, yeah.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_04: Do they live in their mum's basement?
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_03: Probably, yeah.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's weird though, isn't it?
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_03: Basically, I was listening to I was listening to uh other podcasts are available.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_03: I was listening to another podcast and they had a documentary maker on there.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_03: And this guy's done a lot with like basically the manosphere.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_03: And he yeah, he interviewed people and learned what Gooning was.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: Are they doing it together though?
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_01: Is that like a group activity?
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't think so.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's not like Soggy Cinema.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_03: Have that in your search history.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_04: Thoggy Biscuit is a group activity.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_04: It is, yeah.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_04: The boys at school used to play him.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_04: We just can't, we just can't.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_04: Jesus, fuck Christ.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, yeah, there you go.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_03: Gooning, new word for everyone to have in your uh have in your locker.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know what Alaskan pipeline is?
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_01: This is taking a turn.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, but this has taken a turn.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_03: Based on Richard's reaction, to what I wanna know.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_03: Alaska is cold.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_03: This is where my mind goes, okay?
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: Alaska's cold.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_01: You're getting warmer.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, Sherlock.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_04: It's quite like the art of deduction.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_04: Rural.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_04: Go on.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_04: Someone shits in a condom, freezes it, and you says an ada dildo.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_04: It's a great one to bring out the south party.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_01: Am I right in thinking that they keep the condom on?
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_04: Well, fuck, I hope so.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you get an infection, I'm sure.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_01: That can't be a clip.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_04: What's it called?
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_04: Alaskan what?
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_04: Of course it fucking can.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_04: Alaskan pipeline.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_04: Urban dictionary.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, I don't like that.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_01: She's tried it.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_03: I was I was close when I said cold.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_03: That's gonna ruin um.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_04: I got so many of those.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_03: What are those?
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_04: Seagulling, snowballing.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_03: Seagulling.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_03: What do you think of there?
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_03: Seagulls gag into each other's mouths.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_03: Something to do with that.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_03: My clothes.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_04: Seagulling.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_04: People can correct me on this, but what I know about it is when people go dogging and people are watching from outside and they jizz on your windscreen.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh so weird.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_03: After some of that! Literally.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_03: Ten out of ten review.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_04: Imagine if you've got no washer fluid and you've got to drive home.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_04: Smearing everywhere.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you start recognising.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, John.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh God.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_04: I knew I smelt you.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's horrifying.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: Um, do you want a good news story?
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_04: Do you want my random thought first?
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_03: You've got another one other than your Alaskan pipeline.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_04: No, I just followed on from you.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_04: That came from the fucking That came from the depths of Olivia's brain.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_01: The wank bank.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_04: My random thought is actually not sexual at all.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, okay, go on.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_04: It is why does why does it you walk past someone you vaguely know, but why do you have to require in your head to go through a full, oh, should I wave?
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh should I smile?
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_04: Oh should I nod?
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_04: Or do you pretend you don't see them?
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_04: Depends on the mood I'm in.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_04: If I just whip it into the shop and I want to go home again, I don't want anyone to notice me.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, if it's people, if it's friends I know, fine, I'll be like, hi, hi, hi, but I don't really want to small talk.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_04: Have to be in a particular mood.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_04: But it does go through my brain, I'm like, oh, I've just seen so and so.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_04: Do I say hello?
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_04: Do I not?
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_04: Like, depends on what mood I'm in.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_04: But do you not think that?
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think it depends on who the person is as well.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_03: So if it was someone, say, that you recognise from like, I don't know, from school days, for example, happens to me a lot in wait for this ancestor.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'll see like people's parents or something like that, or like an old school teacher.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_03: If I'm in the mood and I knew them well enough I could have like a proper conversation with them, yeah.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_03: But if it was someone that's like a few years below me who I don't really know, then no, I'm gonna keep on walking and go and pick up my stir-fried vegetables, you know?
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, bugger off.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think it depends on who it is for me.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_03: Good news then.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_03: Go on.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_03: I've just got one good news story this week.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_03: Which I thought was really wholesome.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_03: So my good news story this week is that there's a young swimmer, he's 17, he's called Jeremiah Carnegie, and he helped over 780 children to learn how to swim free of charge.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_03: 700 780 children he taught them how to swim.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_03: Christ.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_03: For free.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: So he basically he's grown up in a borough of London where they've got excellent swimming facilities, which is how he's a competitive swimmer, but he was really aware that there's a lot of children whose parents can't afford to teach them how to swim.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_03: So him and some friends basically set up like a mini foundation, and they've taught 780 children how to swim.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_03: That's all that was nice, yeah.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's nice.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I got nothing else for you.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_04: I wouldn't like to fuck off.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so until next Friday, stay toxic.