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DOGE This · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Testecleese: The.
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  Testecleese: And now is the time when things are shifting.
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  Testecleese: Going to be a new world. Order out there unbelievable last summer who are fake news.
• 0:20
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
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  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back I'll circle back with you.
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  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
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  Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
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  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 279 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:41
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:43
  Testecleese: And we're just you guys drinking some of you to talk about what's going on. We have the glorious and wonderful El Guapo with us once again.
• 0:49
  El Guapo: Hey, guys, how you doing.
• 0:50
  Testecleese: Always fun to hear our illegal migrant who became a citizen's opinion on these things.
• 0:59
  Testecleese: Now someone's gonna listen to the show and demand. You get deported. Watch.
• 1:02
  El Guapo: Probably. Yeah.
• 1:04
  Testecleese: You gave.
• 1:07
  El Guapo: Oh, no, not El Salvador.
• 1:11
  Testecleese: A ton of money with mining Bitcoin, with a volcano.
• 1:14
  El Guapo: Yeah. You know, Salvador, they don't got the death penalty in there.
• 1:20
  Testecleese: No, they'll put you in a maximum security prison with no guards, and let everyone else kill you.
• 1:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but they don't have the death penalty because they just didn't. He just commit like a death sentence this weekend.
• 1:31
  Testecleese: Yes, we did. We will get to that.
• 1:33
  El Guapo: Oh, no. Okay.
• 1:34
  Brian McFadden: It's in here.
• 1:35
  Testecleese: Oh, is he okay?
• 1:36
  Testecleese: Oh, maybe it's under leftovers. I thought it was an intro. We'll definitely bring it up. But before we get going. I want to point out that Gemini can now turn your Google docs into podcasts. And I was a little frustrated by this because that's how we do. Our show is we set it up through Google, Doc.
• 1:52
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:53
  Testecleese: Organize the flow, and then we can like check the facts as we go. And Google Docs stole that from us. They stole that from us caught up to us. And who's the professional football player that's doing the same fucking show we do, getting drunk with someone and talking about the news cycle.
• 2:08
  El Guapo: I forgot his name.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: Him a couple times. What are you doing? What are you doing.
• 2:14
  El Guapo: Because I think he did. His show came so famous with Cat William. Predict what's gonna happen? 2025. And everything's coming through.
• 2:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly, was the cat Williams episode. I found out about this. This guy's show.
• 2:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:29
  Testecleese: And anyone doesn't do Cat Williams as well. Then you guys just don't know funny comedy. I I don't know how to put it.
• 2:34
  El Guapo: It's hilarious.
• 2:36
  El Guapo: You saw what he roasted the Mexicans in about Arizona.
• 2:41
  Testecleese: No, but I'm sure it was pretty good, because he.
• 2:44
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 2:44
  Testecleese: Ghetto fabulous if you, if I may.
• 2:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:48
  Testecleese: So we have more aircraft crashes going on.
• 2:52
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, this is how crazy!
• 2:55
  Testecleese: Helicopter wrecked in the the Hudson.
• 2:58
  Testecleese: and, unfortunately for helicopters, you cannot land a helicopter like that on the water like you could a plane in an absolute emergency.
• 3:05
  Brian McFadden: No.
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  Testecleese: I would like to point out, this is not a commercial line. This is a tourist thing
• 3:12
  Testecleese: where tourists do like tours of the city via helicopter.
• 3:18
  Testecleese: and they they were foreign nationals that are like involved in Pfizer or something, or Siemens.
• 3:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:25
  Testecleese: Yes, Siemens, and what they make like sinks and medication and piping and stuff right?
• 3:31
  Testecleese: And all sorts of like technology, plastics and stuff. I think
• 3:37
  Testecleese: I know that they make plumbing. I know that.
• 3:41
  Testecleese: But yeah, trying to blame Trump for this helicopter wreck. And I thought that was kind of nuts.
• 3:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 3:49
  Testecleese: Alright. You got anything else all right. Well.
• 3:52
  Testecleese: Eric Adams has finally had enough of the Democrat party taking a dump on him and casting him out. So he's actually leaving the party now.
• 4:01
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 4:02
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, we saw that coming, didn't we?
• 4:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:05
  Testecleese: As soon as as soon as he was like, hey, man, we're going a little hard on this Covid stuff like oh, he is done. He's getting ousted. He's gonna get canceled.
• 4:13
  Testecleese: and here it is took took longer than I thought. But
• 4:17
  Testecleese: once again, Brian, you and I from the future. We saw this shit coming way before everyone else.
• 4:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 4:24
  Testecleese: Which I got to admit it is fun. Listening to some of these more popular podcasts
• 4:28
  Testecleese: come out and say the same shit. We said, like, 2 years after we said it.
• 4:32
  Testecleese: I'm like, Damn! If only someone listened to our garbage show. Yeah.
• 4:36
  Testecleese: suppose we need some production value, though, huh?
• 4:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, all right. Well, Jasmine Crockett.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: here we go. Let me see if I can't get this audio up and running first, st she says the dumbest things.
• 4:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she does.
• 4:52
  Testecleese: I can't find.
• 4:53
  Brian McFadden: Right up there with the view.
• 4:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. This says there's a video of it. But I don't see it. Video, yeah.
• 5:01
  Testecleese: Oh, geez! Now, the blaze is bringing up their pop ups on me trying to get me to sign up. Here we go.
• 5:06
  Testecleese: We have to go around the country and educate people about
• 5:11
  Testecleese: what immigrants do for this country, or the fact that we are a country of immigrants right? Right?
• 5:16
  Testecleese: The fact is, ain't none of y'all trying to go and farm right now.
• 5:22
  Testecleese: Hi, Fawn, raise your hands.
• 5:34
  Testecleese: Pick and cut we are. You can't pay us enough to find a plantation.
• 5:41
  Testecleese: Okay. Now, 1st of all.
• 5:44
  Testecleese: Obviously the fucking millionaires that are in the media
• 5:49
  Testecleese: that are doing this stuff. No, they're not farming, right? They're not. You're right. People like me. I grow my own food. Brian, you like you got chickens making food for you.
• 6:00
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 6:01
  Testecleese: Like people do this stuff. And then she was dumb to say, we done picking cotton. It's like, Oh, my God! So you want some other slave class to do it instead.
• 6:11
  Testecleese: And, by the way, you know, we use machines now right.
• 6:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, we use some sheets almost for anything.
• 6:18
  Testecleese: Crime in him. It's just that the oh, my God!
• 6:21
  Testecleese: The ignorance of this woman that the dumb shit, she says. And now she's looking. She's being investigated by the Federal Elections Committee
• 6:29
  Testecleese: because her the donation she got from Actblue saying that there might have been some illegal donations in there.
• 6:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:36
  Testecleese: Jeez, Louise. Why is it always the crazy?
• 6:39
  Testecleese: I mean, it's never Nancy Pelosi here about doing this. Of course Nancy Pelosi has had to run since like 1998, though right.
• 6:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: She just has to put her name on the ticket.
• 6:51
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 6:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:52
  Testecleese: All right. A little more. Follow up.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: Luigi Mangione is talking to the judges to block the death penalty.
• 7:02
  Testecleese: I don't think the judge has that authority as long as it meets the criteria for a capital offense, right.
• 7:08
  El Guapo: But it's a Federal offense committed now.
• 7:11
  Testecleese: Well, he
• 7:13
  Testecleese: cross state lines with a weapon that he didn't have proper documentation, for which I personally have no problem. With.
• 7:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
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  Testecleese: I believe that is a second amendment thing. But he assassinated a man. It wasn't just what's
• 7:27
  Testecleese: just a 1st degree murder. It was an assassination which makes it a capital offense.
• 7:31
  El Guapo: Did the New York get capital punishment.
• 7:36
  Testecleese: New York does not, but the Federal Government does.
• 7:38
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 7:39
  Testecleese: Like what we talked about in Massachusetts with the Boston bombings.
• 7:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, they want to do a Federal like, how about do you? Just in case like you? Wanna.
• 7:47
  Testecleese: Well, that's what drove me nuts when Massachusetts did it. I was like doing your own dirty work. You know what I mean. You gotta do your own wet work. Don't get the Government Federal Government to do it for you because you don't. Well, we don't believe in it. Please go and kill this man.
• 7:58
  El Guapo: Yeah. And then. Now, now, they don't want to even do it. They want to release the freaking brothers.
• 8:04
  Testecleese: Well, one of the brothers got run over by the other brother.
• 8:07
  El Guapo: No, I mean sorry. Yeah. The one that released the brother
• 8:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:10
  Testecleese: No car signed up, or whatever.
• 8:12
  El Guapo: No, they want the bus bombers.
• 8:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. Tsarnov.
• 8:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 8:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, Jokhar sarnov, or something like that.
• 8:19
  El Guapo: No idea. I couldn't remember the name.
• 8:21
  Testecleese: And his brother Speed bump that he ran over and killed, trying to get away.
• 8:25
  El Guapo: I don't remember.
• 8:26
  Testecleese: What happened. I don't know. If everyone remembers that.
• 8:29
  El Guapo: I don't know where. What was it? What year was this? 12, 2,012.
• 8:32
  Testecleese: Maybe I just remember I was an Ati.
• 8:36
  Testecleese: and my instructor pulled me aside like, Hey, man, you're from the Boston area, right? You know anyone at the Marathon? I was like, yeah, my sister's running. He's like, Oh, come over here for a minute. I was like Whoa! Whoa! What what
• 8:48
  Testecleese: we're like. I need to go home and call my family right now. You know.
• 8:51
  El Guapo: I don't. I mean I don't know where I was that when that happened I was in the navy, so I was in the middle of the ocean, probably.
• 8:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, it
• 8:58
  Testecleese: which we're definitely going to be getting on to what's going on with the Navy and the Air Force, because I
• 9:04
  Testecleese: looks like might be popping off on Iran soon, but we'll find out.
• 9:09
  Testecleese: But
• 9:10
  Testecleese: here's something that you and I have discussed several times, Brian. I think Guaco might have been involved in some of these conversations.
• 9:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 9:16
  Testecleese: The gold conspiracy at Fort Knox, that there's none left.
• 9:19
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, are they gonna do the
• 9:23
  Testecleese: Let's see an audit right.
• 9:24
  Brian McFadden: Musk promised us video from Fort Knox.
• 9:28
  Testecleese: So how is that confirming the theory that there's no gold? If you're going to say I'm going to show you a video of the gold.
• 9:35
  Brian McFadden: But there's no there's been no video released of the gold.
• 9:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 9:39
  Testecleese: Course not, because it's not there.
• 9:43
  El Guapo: Probably that on a what's the name?
• 9:48
  El Guapo: Because well, there's the the dollars not backed up by gold anymore. So.
• 9:54
  Testecleese: Since Nixon.
• 9:56
  El Guapo: Yeah. But you still wanna have like, that's like insurance that, hey? We can.
• 10:02
  Testecleese: We still have money sitting, no matter what, just like the same reason why we keep a strategic oil reserve right?
• 10:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, we don't got it right now, or is it empty?
• 10:11
  Testecleese: It's not empty, but it is much lower than when Trump left office the 1st time, because he not just topped it off. But he added to it.
• 10:17
  El Guapo: Well, he was smart to do it, because the oil was so low it was almost dirt. Cheap is like.
• 10:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, buy it all up. Now.
• 10:25
  El Guapo: No, yeah, but I know now. But also, when that happened, it increased the oil price, because you don't want the oil to be too cheap, too cheap.
• 10:33
  El Guapo: which is now.
• 10:33
  Testecleese: I know I keep hearing that, but I don't know how, because right now they're saying, Oh, the the cost of a barrel of oil is way down. That's not a good thing like how is that? Not a good thing.
• 10:43
  El Guapo: No, the the thing is, the the ticket forever is the freaking refinement. That's what it takes for. We don't get that many. Remember, we got a couple of refinements caught on fire, so.
• 10:51
  Testecleese: I think we only have 3 refineries in the nation.
• 10:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I think we need to get more.
• 10:55
  Testecleese: And we have a higher standard than the rest of the world when it comes to oil. Refinery. Refinement, too.
• 11:00
  El Guapo: Exactly. Let's bring some of these jobs back in the country instead of buying gasoline somewhere else. Right?
• 11:05
  El Guapo: Yeah. Bring the farmer back.
• 11:08
  El Guapo: And but yeah, that's I mean you. You don't want it to be too dirt cheap, too, because even a gasoline, because then it's like, Why am I doing this work, you know. It's just not paying me enough.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: Well, that's exactly what happened is people will stop working in the oil industry. They'll go somewhere else. The price of oil shoot back.
• 11:25
  El Guapo: So that's why you have to keep a balance, and that's what he did with their refilling the strategic reserve like so a balanced, you know.
• 11:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, it was under Covid. It. Actually, it cost these guys money per barrel of oil. They pulled out of the ground because.
• 11:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, you ever want.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: They couldn't sell for as much as it cost them to store it. And it's like Whoa.
• 11:44
  El Guapo: Do you watch the TV series? Land man yet?
• 11:46
  Testecleese: I am like 4 episodes in. Haven't finished the 1st season, but
• 11:51
  El Guapo: Well, he was talking about like you know what? You don't want it to be too low. You don't too high. You wanted that this amount, you know.
• 11:57
  Testecleese: I definitely got to the part when he was talking about the windmills and the lady's like, Oh, see, they're even going great. He's like, are you kidding me? That just that was the oil pump.
• 12:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 12:07
  Testecleese: Think of it.
• 12:08
  El Guapo: I thought that was hilarious.
• 12:10
  Testecleese: Alright. So this next one here an intro. I shared it to the group, and Guapo immediately came back with, why, which is the same thing everyone else I brought this up to asked right away.
• 12:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, what's the point of this? Like.
• 12:23
  Testecleese: Have brought the dire wolf back from extinction. I didn't think this thing was real. I thought it was a myth like the fucking Unicorn.
• 12:29
  Testecleese: I had never heard of it before, but, like goddamn, this is game of thrones.
• 12:33
  El Guapo: Yep. Hmm!
• 12:34
  Testecleese: The dire wolves.
• 12:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, okay.
• 12:36
  Testecleese: Enormous ferocious monsters. And
• 12:40
  Testecleese: here's the thing is, they didn't really bring them back from extinction. They modified genes in an existing wolf and made an embryo that a wolf gave birth to.
• 12:50
  Testecleese: So it's
• 12:51
  Testecleese: yes, it's the same genetic code, because they had old DNA and a very old tooth. These things went extinct like 12,000 years ago.
• 12:59
  El Guapo: I thought it was a thousand years ago.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: Okay, maybe it was 1,200. I'm sorry.
• 13:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, 1,200 years ago, and he was 1,200.
• 13:05
  El Guapo: So we hunt this out of existence because probably is a
• 13:09
  El Guapo: you know it's killing fucking people left and right. And now we want to.
• 13:12
  Testecleese: Or I might just.
• 13:12
  El Guapo: Sure. What could go wrong?
• 13:14
  Testecleese: Or we might just come out of an ice age, and the wolf just overheated and couldn't handle the cold. The warm, too. I don't know.
• 13:20
  El Guapo: A 1,000 a thousand years ago. I don't know if it was 8 ice age. This is when England was barely coming, a kingdom becoming a kingdom.
• 13:28
  Testecleese: As the ice was receding from most of the planet.
• 13:31
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 13:31
  Testecleese: Just saying, the ice comes and goes.
• 13:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, the the climate change.
• 13:36
  Testecleese: The thing is, I was reading the article and let the pups names Romulus and Remus. I was like, oh, they went with the founders of Rome. That's cool. Yeah.
• 13:43
  El Guapo: How is that going.
• 13:44
  Testecleese: And then the 3rd one, Khaleesi, I was like, Oh, my God! They went to game of thrones instead of.
• 13:49
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 13:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:50
  Testecleese: Romulus and Remus suckled from a wolf's teeth when they founded Rome.
• 13:53
  El Guapo: That was a good, you know.
• 13:55
  Testecleese: Wolf's name right?
• 13:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:59
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, such a great opportunity! You guys went with the fucking Pop culture reference, you know.
• 14:03
  El Guapo: But yeah, and this is how we're gonna die.
• 14:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, here it is. Here's the execution you were talking about in South Carolina.
• 14:11
  Testecleese: Mccall Mahdi. He was executed by firing squad.
• 14:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you can still get that.
• 14:18
  Testecleese: It's been on the books since, like the seventies, I guess, but only like 12 people have been executed. That means in South Carolina. This guy got to choose it.
• 14:28
  Testecleese: and you know 3 volunteer corrections. Officers handed rifles.
• 14:33
  Testecleese: and they had to shoot a target directly over the man's heart, and obviously one of the guys had a blank because.
• 14:38
  El Guapo: You have to be able to tell yourself it wasn't me, right? Yeah,
• 14:42
  El Guapo: I heard, I heard they don't do this.
• 14:44
  Testecleese: George.
• 14:45
  El Guapo: They don't get the choice to female, because they don't never get an answer.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 14:50
  El Guapo: They don't get this choices of how you want to die.
• 14:53
  Testecleese: Oh, because the women will just say I don't know whatever you want.
• 15:00
  Testecleese: which, by the way, we we 3 need to open a restaurant up called whatever so
• 15:06
  Testecleese: times, and make it like a bar with like like a hooters, type thing with like big breasted women and wings and beer, and every time she goes I don't know whatever. So you're like, okay, let's go to whatever.
• 15:15
  El Guapo: Whatever's.
• 15:19
  Testecleese: I like that. I like that.
• 15:20
  Testecleese: I know man like. If you had to be executed.
• 15:23
  Testecleese: fire squad might be the quickest. Honestly like, you know you're not screwing. I say that you could miss obviously, but like they, how many times have they botched a lethal injection, or even most States got rid of the chair that did use it, because it was so cruel. Yeah, like a hanging is a good way to go. If you do.
• 15:41
  El Guapo: But.
• 15:41
  Testecleese: Actually.
• 15:42
  El Guapo: Good luck with that. There's a lot of math to it, too. People don't realize that.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: A general rule is, half the length of someone's body is how far they should fall.
• 15:52
  El Guapo: Well, you hear about the incident.
• 15:53
  Testecleese: But if you don't do enough, you stand, you hang there and choke to death. That's how it was.
• 15:57
  El Guapo: Incident. There was an incident about this gentleman that was missing an arm and a leg, or something like that.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: Oh, and the math didn't like work out.
• 16:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, and like. And it just was horrible.
• 16:09
  Testecleese: I bet, watching him struggle, trying not not to die right.
• 16:12
  El Guapo: No, it was like a shoot up. It was just crazy like one of those crazy history stuff like no way.
• 16:19
  Testecleese: Oh, and more than once in history they've put too much rope in, and these dudes heads have popped right off.
• 16:25
  Testecleese: Or even worse, so much slack that your feet hit the ground.
• 16:28
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 16:30
  Testecleese: like, all right, we gotta do this again. Can we try something else. Guys this, this looks like it's gonna be horrible.
• 16:36
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 16:38
  Testecleese: All right. So I think Brian shared this one about this new bill that they're trying to get through that could let the veteran affairs centers use psychedelics to treat that.
• 16:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I did.
• 16:50
  Testecleese: So this goes right into the Lsd conversation we had last week right.
• 16:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 16:55
  Testecleese: And it's funny because psilocybin will change the way you see the world. That's for sure. Lsd, changes the way you see the world. What kind of drugs are they looking to use?
• 17:07
  Testecleese: I mean.
• 17:08
  Brian McFadden: Lsd. I think.
• 17:09
  Testecleese: All right. The government's been messing with Lsd. For way too long.
• 17:15
  Testecleese: Alright, alright! It's a local.
• 17:19
  Testecleese: The governor here, the new guy up Morrissey, have you seen this man.
• 17:26
  El Guapo: White haired guy.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: Yet very overweight, very, very overweight, like he's got a full on Dunlap.
• 17:33
  El Guapo: Mass is no longer the governor.
• 17:37
  Testecleese: Manchin was a Senator.
• 17:38
  El Guapo: What's the other guy? Oh, forgot!
• 17:40
  Testecleese: Justice.
• 17:41
  El Guapo: Justice, yes.
• 17:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, he became a Congressman, or a Senator, or something.
• 17:47
  Testecleese: But this new guy. He's very heavy, but I like his way of doing stuff, and he signed off with Rfk. Jr. About the food die bands.
• 17:55
  Testecleese: and
• 17:56
  Testecleese: Kennedy actually called him out about his weight, saying, Hey, man, you need to be the example of all being healthy. So now this dude is doing like a personal health journey is like walking a mile every day, and he's like recording this stuff and publishing like he's genuinely putting in some effort.
• 18:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Testecleese: And I think that well, leadership works best when someone actually leads, instead of telling, you know what I mean.
• 18:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:18
  Testecleese: You know, like I didn't like Obama's lead from behind. Crack, because that's not a thing you can't lead from behind. Yeah, Shelton orders at someone else to do the work right.
• 18:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Testecleese: Alright fun thing coming up here in July.
• 18:31
  Testecleese: the Elk River, which is the river. That's if I go across the street and down the side of the mountain a little bit. I'll pop into the Elk River. It goes all the way down
• 18:40
  Testecleese: all the way down to the ocean, really, but
• 18:42
  Testecleese: I can drive along. It's like 2 h. No problem on the same road.
• 18:47
  Testecleese: They're doing a float thing, and it's like 20 bucks for a ticket. It's like 4 miles. They they! You drop off your
• 18:54
  Testecleese: aquatic vehicle your vessel at the dam, and then you drive down to the pickup point, and a bus will bring you back.
• 19:01
  Testecleese: So like people use kayaks, canoes like giant rafting stuff. The donut rings, and all I could think was like, how many people are gonna have a trash bag to throw their empties in when they just float down the river for 4 miles.
• 19:15
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 19:17
  Testecleese: No, you don't think so. You think he's gonna throw him in the river.
• 19:21
  Testecleese: but yeah, it looks like a ton of fun. It's a for charity.
• 19:25
  Testecleese: and I just laughed a little bit because you can go do this anytime you want.
• 19:30
  Testecleese: and it doesn't cost anything. But you know they're trying to get people together for raise money for charity.
• 19:37
  Testecleese: Now check this out and see. I'm making an effort to find good news locally, because there's a lot of bad news in West Virginia.
• 19:45
  Testecleese: And here's an example. Is this high school kid out here? He's facing felony charges for a sports injury.
• 19:53
  El Guapo: What?
• 19:54
  Testecleese: Well, he the basketball game. He threw an elbow
• 19:58
  Testecleese: and broke this kid's nose to the point. It bled for 4 h, and I'm like.
• 20:03
  El Guapo: That should happen.
• 20:03
  Testecleese: You know I was like that shit.
• 20:05
  El Guapo: I mean, like you got a video evidence to see if it was.
• 20:09
  Testecleese: Not only is the video evidence this video of this guy hitting, like 5 other people in the back of the head, and apparently at 1 point they watched him wiping something off his elbow, like he was using some kind of weapon to elbow people.
• 20:20
  El Guapo: Oh, so yeah. A nump cream dude like. So he don't have.
• 20:24
  Testecleese: Probably exactly numbing cream, so he didn't hurt his own arm.
• 20:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, so yeah, there's miles of intent to it. So.
• 20:30
  Testecleese: I mean, they're saying the child, Jim is an adult, but he's 18, like I.
• 20:33
  El Guapo: Oh, he's an adult.
• 20:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm wondering. Maybe West Virginia has a law saying, if you're in high school, you're still not an adult, but I don't know.
• 20:42
  El Guapo: Any boat.
• 20:44
  Testecleese: That's what I said. If you're 18, you're an adult, you could vote. You can join the service. You can go to prison for being a man.
• 20:49
  El Guapo: They need to really need to cut down the the high school to 3 years and just give you the basic way you need to survive. By the time you're 18 you already graduated. You should not be around all the kids.
• 21:01
  Testecleese: I know what you mean because he he broke the nose of a 17 year old.
• 21:05
  Testecleese: Oh, sorry!
• 21:05
  Testecleese: The adult broken miners! No.
• 21:07
  El Guapo: But let's suppose the 18 year old start dating a 17 year old.
• 21:10
  El Guapo: He's still gonna.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: Most states say, that's okay.
• 21:13
  El Guapo: Most days. But you know.
• 21:15
  Testecleese: Saying, most States give you a 2 year gap. So it's not some kind of child. Yeah.
• 21:19
  El Guapo: But still but you have to like. Oh, sorry you're 18. You gotta go up there.
• 21:25
  El Guapo: No.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: I get you, man, but like I learned a lot of stuff in high school that
• 21:32
  Testecleese: My local taxpayers paid for that. I wouldn't have done with just a basic education. I took a lot of extra courses in school, you know.
• 21:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, no. That's what I said. Like, on the 1st 3 years, knock out university course. And like, after that, you just do like, you know, mediocre course, that you want to learn extra and stuff like that. But you have to be out by 18, you know, like, and you when you 18 at least, like half of like half of the day, is yours.
• 21:56
  El Guapo: So you're saying.
• 21:57
  Testecleese: You're saying, do like.
• 21:58
  El Guapo: Like a.
• 21:59
  Testecleese: Junior, high Junior High your high school, then, like a senior high, where you do the extracurricular courses.
• 22:06
  Testecleese: Where you would take your so what do you think of life skills? Should life should sewing.
• 22:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, so.
• 22:11
  Testecleese: Cooking, be a high school course.
• 22:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know. At least you could at least had to work in a restaurant. You know what when you're done and you luck, at least you can work in a restaurant room, you know.
• 22:22
  El Guapo: or like whatever.
• 22:23
  Testecleese: I had the electrician.
• 22:24
  El Guapo: Course I should be crucial.
• 22:26
  Testecleese: Learn how to type and how to how to use a sewing machine to graduate.
• 22:30
  El Guapo: Oh, do my one of my 1st high school. I learned how a little bit mechanic.
• 22:35
  El Guapo: then my other school did not have mechanic class. So I took oh, my God!
• 22:39
  El Guapo: So they had Saturn stuff like that.
• 22:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, I took like tech systems and 3D design 3 design dude was fucking clay.
• 22:47
  Testecleese: It was a clay course.
• 22:49
  Testecleese: But I mean I also took calculus, too, in high school.
• 22:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:53
  Testecleese: I mean a lot of opportunities in a wealthy neighborhood school. I'm going to be 100% honest with that one. You know, the south shore of Massachusetts is not a poor community.
• 23:02
  El Guapo: Yeah. Man, I got some.
• 23:03
  Testecleese: High School had a vocational department. When.
• 23:06
  El Guapo: I had some kids that they just took the main course to get the points to get in halfway through the senior years, like they only show like half a half a day.
• 23:14
  Testecleese: I knew a ton of those guys.
• 23:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, like, Hey, I'm doing my thing now, like whatever.
• 23:19
  El Guapo: But but if you yeah, I get that. But I was like, now I get to graduate high school with a higher than a 4.0 Gpa, because I took more courses than I needed to. You know what I mean.
• 23:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 23:28
  Testecleese: But we had a dude die by getting hit by a train yesterday.
• 23:33
  Brian McFadden: That's insane.
• 23:35
  Testecleese: Walking down the tracks, and all I could think of was, either this guy was shit ass wasted, or he stood there and waited for that train to come. Get him.
• 23:43
  El Guapo: Wants to.
• 23:44
  Testecleese: There's no way you didn't hear a train coming. You know what I mean.
• 23:47
  Testecleese: Yeah. But why would you walk down the train like I said, people walking down the sidewalk, I mean on the street. There's a perfectly good, healthy sidewalk in there. You can just go walk it. But yeah.
• 23:58
  Testecleese: to the train tracks. If that's the route home right.
• 24:00
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 24:01
  Testecleese: Not on them.
• 24:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 24:03
  Testecleese: That's why I was thinking like this. Dude stood in the tracks on purpose.
• 24:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 24:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is.
• 24:08
  Testecleese: oh, what? And yeah, they tried to save the guy's life. I was like Jesus Christ. I can't imagine the mangled mess that showed up with a train full of coal comes slamming through you, you know.
• 24:20
  Testecleese: Well, what do you? How many people died in Virginia? Because you guys always have some story about someone dying or going to prison for killing somebody.
• 24:27
  El Guapo: No
• 24:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, this was this man was shot in Hampton after brandishing a firearm in front of the cops.
• 24:39
  Brian McFadden: Did not get shot. He did not get killed.
• 24:43
  Testecleese: You might have a lawsuit, but God knows how well that'll.
• 24:47
  El Guapo: The word brandishing. What did he mean by he was like.
• 24:51
  Testecleese: Brandishing typically means to hold your firearm in an aggressive and defensive manner, like aggressive and or defensive. So like back the fuck off, and you have your gun pointed at the ground, but pointing your gun at someone, is also brandishing.
• 25:03
  El Guapo: Okay. So like it does. Doesn't mean like, if you show it off like, Hey, it's hosted. But like.
• 25:08
  Testecleese: No, if you just pull your shirt up to show you concealed, you might get hit with brandishing, too, with an attempt to intimidate. But again, it depends on local laws.
• 25:15
  El Guapo: And that's the question. Did this guy.
• 25:18
  Testecleese: And did something happen? This guy drew his gun and pointed at the ground, waiting to see what's going on, or did he point his gun at a cop, because.
• 25:24
  Brian McFadden: I think. He pointed his gun at a cop.
• 25:26
  Testecleese: All right. Well, then, yeah, you deserve to get shot for that right.
• 25:29
  Testecleese: But if you don't know better by now, then, you're
• 25:32
  Testecleese: let's get you out of the Gene pool. I say, you know.
• 25:36
  Brian McFadden: The cop
• 25:37
  Brian McFadden: received 2 calls about a man with a gun and a brandishing complaint. When they arrived they found this 35 year old.
• 25:46
  Brian McFadden: I just saw him walking up and down the street this morning with the rifle in his hand, pointed at vehicles and pointing at houses. Oh.
• 25:54
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, that's good way to get shot. I'm assuming they at least warned them. But.
• 25:59
  Brian McFadden: And then, and then he displayed the firearm at the officers, and the police said.
• 26:04
  Brian McFadden: and the officer shot Jones. 2 firearms were recovered from the scene.
• 26:11
  Testecleese: Do you remember when I did my little protest.
• 26:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you did it with sword. So.
• 26:17
  Testecleese: I carried tons of swords and blades on me, and the cops pointed a gun at me.
• 26:21
  Testecleese: I was thinking when it happened. I was like, Oh, fuck! Am I going to get shot?
• 26:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was right. There on Mercury Boulevard.
• 26:30
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 26:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. What a mess that was! Dude! That was a long time ago.
• 26:34
  Brian McFadden: You call them, and let them know you're gonna be there. So.
• 26:37
  Testecleese: I did in advance, and then I spoke to the State Police after, and their entire department had to get training about the 1st amendment and second amendment.
• 26:46
  Testecleese: which is, which is pretty badass.
• 26:49
  Testecleese: Well, I remember talking to the chief he's like, Oh, you think that's what happened. I was like. Oh, that's what my 2 years of law enforcement my 4 years of criminal justice told me so. Let's see what the State police say, and you know, if they don't like it, maybe I'll contact the county and see what happens, because they can actually bring charges.
• 27:02
  Testecleese: But that's neither here nor there. Let's move on. You guys had a shooting again, I guess.
• 27:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 27:08
  Testecleese: So, just.
• 27:08
  El Guapo: Like mom and teen and stuff like that. Yeah, what the fuck is going on. Dude.
• 27:13
  Testecleese: Together to shoot the dad.
• 27:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, so this is
• 27:18
  El Guapo: this is what I don't want to hear like. Oh, the men are so aggressive! Look! What's going on right there, all this fucking single.
• 27:25
  El Guapo: all the single mothers teaching the kids what the fuck they doing, you know.
• 27:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, it's studies have been done. Actually. Children with single fathers.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: To live a better life than children raised by single mothers, and in that in particular bring in more money every year, and are less likely to go to jail.
• 27:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, because of more.
• 27:47
  Testecleese: Fathers install install the virtue and the the morals versus. It's okay, honey. It's okay. You know.
• 27:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: But just the time, you know, they show you that like actions got consequences, you know. So.
• 28:00
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, my little girl, she knows
• 28:04
  Testecleese: You know my, the wife's never said. Wait till your father gets here.
• 28:07
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 28:08
  Testecleese: But she knows that if she's gonna get spanked it's gonna be me. But I'm going to be the one who's like, Nope, go to your room. I'm unplugging your TV. I'm up, you know.
• 28:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:16
  Testecleese: Taking your alexa out of there where you know.
• 28:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Testecleese: I, just men and women are different, and you know that used to be.
• 28:25
  El Guapo: The next thing is both in the house, you know.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it used to be a sexist thing to say that. But now, if you don't admit they're different, then there's no point in transitioning.
• 28:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, right.
• 28:37
  Testecleese: Right.
• 28:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: Alright and Jesus! This next one scared the shit out of me. Dude.
• 28:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, dude a 3rd grader.
• 28:47
  Brian McFadden: He had a gun in his backpack and it went off.
• 28:50
  Brian McFadden: Nobody was hit by a bullet or anything, but it went off in his backpack, and his parents have been arrested.
• 28:57
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 28:57
  El Guapo: The beach.
• 28:59
  El Guapo: Oh, it's Pavilion! It's Pavilion County.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, was that the one in Williamsburg?
• 29:05
  El Guapo: No, this is the.
• 29:06
  Brian McFadden: Northern Virginia.
• 29:07
  El Guapo: Another big.
• 29:08
  Brian McFadden: The Liberals area.
• 29:10
  El Guapo: Although, is it over there? Oh, okay.
• 29:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Like Loudoun. County.
• 29:16
  El Guapo: No, that's another Virginia. This is Richmond. This is.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 29:20
  El Guapo: I don't know which spot billionaires.
• 29:22
  Testecleese: How did a 3rd grader get his hands on this gun and.
• 29:25
  Brian McFadden: Why the parents have been arrested, probably.
• 29:26
  Testecleese: And why was it loaded, and why wasn't the safety on.
• 29:30
  El Guapo: Okay. If if a 3rd grade have a fucking gun, probably they have safety regulations in the house. 1st of all.
• 29:39
  Testecleese: Oh, no, I mean like I have my shotgun sitting above my fireplace. If my little girl went and got the ladder she could get up there and get it. But the safety is on, and the ammunition is
• 29:50
  Testecleese: technically stored separately, but it's stored like 18 inches from the gun. You know what I mean.
• 29:55
  El Guapo: Then like I mean.
• 29:56
  Testecleese: But if she got the shotgun she wouldn't know how to load it and how to take the safety off. You know what I mean.
• 30:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, about this.
• 30:02
  Brian McFadden: Obviously this guy was loaded.
• 30:05
  Brian McFadden: This thing was loaded.
• 30:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, and and his backpack.
• 30:10
  El Guapo: And they're they're great. Hold on.
• 30:12
  Testecleese: 3rd grader. Yeah. And I keep. Don't get me wrong. We keep a loaded gun in the house. It's a 22 revolver
• 30:19
  Testecleese: that we keep in our bedroom in a shelf in the closet.
• 30:23
  Testecleese: And here's the fun thing is our little girl who shot this 22 revolver. She's not strong enough to cock the hammer.
• 30:29
  Testecleese: and it's a single action that means you have to physically cock the hammer every time you want to fire it.
• 30:34
  Testecleese: So even if she got her hands on it she wouldn't be able to fire it.
• 30:38
  Testecleese: Which is funny, because that's actually the safety.
• 30:40
  Testecleese: like there's no actual physical safety. The safety is, you have to cock the hammer to fire alright.
• 30:47
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 30:48
  El Guapo: 1911.
• 30:50
  Testecleese: And okay, some dude in a wheelchair. How was he like crossing the road, or something, or what.
• 30:55
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he was crossing the road. It was before the sun came up, and he got hit by a pickup truck, and he did not make it.
• 31:05
  Testecleese: Jeez!
• 31:07
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 31:07
  Brian McFadden: And he was in the Crosswalk.
• 31:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, it probably had a cross sign. So I wonder if the guy ran a red light.
• 31:15
  Testecleese: But that's too bad, because statistically, he probably wasn't born paralyzed.
• 31:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: And something probably happened to put him in that wheelchair like getting hit by a fucking truck.
• 31:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 31:27
  Testecleese: And then he gets hit by a truck and killed. That's that's just a sad, sad thing.
• 31:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 31:34
  Testecleese: Okay? And what's up with this dude that happened at Chesapeake dude like this pissed me off. And how did you get a plea deal.
• 31:40
  Brian McFadden: That's a good question. But yeah, he stole $40 from kids.
• 31:44
  Brian McFadden: checks their lemonade, stand in Chesapeake, and
• 31:51
  Testecleese: What kind of trash bag steals $40 from little children selling lemonade.
• 31:56
  El Guapo: Do. We got his name and shit? Probably he's gonna move out of town. Look after this shit.
• 32:00
  Testecleese: Oh, you have to after that, are you kidding me? There's no way you can go back home.
• 32:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, like.
• 32:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we have his name. He's 19 now, and his name was, but he's thank you. I'm santilion.
• 32:13
  El Guapo: Years, old.
• 32:14
  Testecleese: So when this happened he was young and was just a bully.
• 32:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 32:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, it was. He was 18. It happened last year.
• 32:24
  Brian McFadden: He pled the one guilty to one kind of grand larceny.
• 32:29
  Testecleese: Grand larceny for $40.
• 32:31
  El Guapo: Oh hmm!
• 32:34
  Testecleese: Geez!
• 32:35
  Brian McFadden: But they're going to defer the final order of guilt.
• 32:39
  Brian McFadden: He's gone probation for a year.
• 32:42
  Testecleese: I hope he paid back the 40 bucks, plus interest, too, because I.
• 32:45
  Brian McFadden: And he's got to remain. He's got to be good behavior, complete. A 100 h of service, undergo a mental health
• 32:51
  Brian McFadden: evaluation and pay core costs.
• 32:54
  Testecleese: Okay. Okay.
• 32:57
  Testecleese: okay, I can understand that. That's more than just a slap on the wrist. That's hey, man, you really fucked up here.
• 33:02
  El Guapo: Yeah. Fucking shit.
• 33:03
  Testecleese: Come on, you know better than to steal from children selling lemonade right.
• 33:08
  El Guapo: No, he don't, apparently no.
• 33:10
  Brian McFadden: He adds.
• 33:10
  Testecleese: Wow. Okay.
• 33:11
  Brian McFadden: He was going to buy a glass of lemonade. As one of the kids began to pour the glass he grabbed the jar of money, and left in his vehicle.
• 33:18
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 33:20
  El Guapo: He looks.
• 33:21
  Testecleese: Dog addict surprised. He's not.
• 33:24
  Testecleese: Well, it's worked out fine. It's worked out okay for the kids. It's probably why he didn't have to pay the money back.
• 33:30
  Brian McFadden: Because it sparked a huge turnout in the neighborhood, and I'll pouring.
• 33:33
  Testecleese: Everyone.
• 33:34
  Brian McFadden: They set up another lemonade stand in a different location, and they made $6,200.
• 33:40
  Testecleese: Oh! So they franchised as soon as.
• 33:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they.
• 33:44
  Brian McFadden: They use the bad publicity to make good publicity.
• 33:48
  Testecleese: These kids and their parents are entrepreneurs and.
• 33:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:52
  Testecleese: Advice from these guys.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: No news is no! Publicity is bad publicity, right?
• 33:58
  Brian McFadden: That's right.
• 34:00
  Testecleese: Hey? And I kind of like this next one you got here. The Virginia Beach school thing.
• 34:05
  Testecleese: They're gonna start tracking school buses in real time.
• 34:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, I kind of like it. But at the same time it was like how much helicopter parents we have to be nowadays.
• 34:14
  Testecleese: Oh, it's wonderful! I mean, the bus is late.
• 34:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:17
  Testecleese: To see what's going on. But the same. Does this give everyone else access to the bus route, and where they are.
• 34:22
  El Guapo: Oh, that's the yeah. That's the apparent, I think, unless you register your email. But at the same time, how often you gonna kick up everybody's email to make sure that.
• 34:31
  Testecleese: Realistically, if I, realistically, if I want to know where the bus is going to be, I'll just follow it from the bus lot.
• 34:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 34:39
  Testecleese: But yeah, I like the idea of being able to check in like, Hey, the bus is 20 min late coming home, you know. I'm not sure what's going on.
• 34:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: Alright, all right, so
• 34:50
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure when Trump ran for office he was talking about like no tax, no income tax is one thing in general, but in particular people making less than 150,000 a year. Right? Yeah.
• 34:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:00
  Testecleese: Why is this just now coming out again.
• 35:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, because.
• 35:04
  Testecleese: This is. This is one of his campaign promises.
• 35:07
  Testecleese: No, the campaign promises was no tax on tips.
• 35:12
  Testecleese: Stupid mistake.
• 35:13
  El Guapo: What?
• 35:14
  Testecleese: No tax on tips.
• 35:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No tax on tip and something else. No overtime
• 35:21
  Testecleese: On overtime is a big one.
• 35:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, so that's what. And now he realized that you know what? Instead of you buying like you paying taxes out of your income, how about you? Purchase it? Where you want your money to go, you know, and you pay. That's how you pay your taxes.
• 35:35
  Testecleese: Taxes are on sales and depending on what you want to buy different taxes.
• 35:39
  El Guapo: At the same time you you could decide where you want to save. If you want to save you money, you know, like, Hey, let me save some of my money. I don't have to buy stupid, ridiculous shit all the time, especially now that everybody's consuming. You know.
• 35:51
  Testecleese: And when you do go to buy a new car.
• 35:54
  Testecleese: are you going to buy some luxury German automobile? Or are you going to buy a Ford.
• 36:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Testecleese: That that's gonna depend on how much you get taxed, too. Right?
• 36:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:05
  El Guapo: that's why the Japanese got smart like, you know what like. I don't know. They saw this ahead of time, but they start building a lot of Toyotas in here.
• 36:13
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. And Hyundai is that Japanese? Or is that.
• 36:18
  El Guapo: Korea.
• 36:18
  Brian McFadden: Where are you? In?
• 36:19
  Testecleese: Okay. The Korean.
• 36:20
  El Guapo: Yeah. Right now they're good.
• 36:22
  El Guapo: They got a big backlash because of the secure issues they have.
• 36:25
  El Guapo: The even insurance is high as hell for the Hyundai.
• 36:29
  Testecleese: Really the elantra.
• 36:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, but it for a while.
• 36:33
  El Guapo: They were getting stolen left and right. So insurance was high. That's why the hyundai has really cheap as hell, because nobody's buying them.
• 36:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, the Supreme Court has ruled about these fire probationary employees.
• 36:49
  Testecleese: So are we hiring them back, or are they staying fired.
• 36:52
  Brian McFadden: They're staying fired.
• 36:54
  Testecleese: Excellent, because
• 36:55
  Testecleese: I don't know if you've noticed. But there's been a whole bunch of rulings from courts that say one thing. One court says one thing, then the next court up says another thing, then the next court up says another thing.
• 37:06
  Testecleese: and it's starting to really frustrate the crap out of me. And then, especially when it came to this deportation thing, we'll get to it like I don't know. What is it? The same guy when the courts ruled different ways. Or was it 2 different guys? I don't know.
• 37:18
  Brian McFadden: 2 different guys.
• 37:20
  Testecleese: Okay, so that makes a little more sense.
• 37:23
  Testecleese: Well, while Doge is at it.
• 37:25
  Testecleese: So I mean, now, we've cut these probationary employees that we don't have to pay them and train them.
• 37:30
  El Guapo: No.
• 37:30
  Testecleese: Which, don't you shouldn't necessarily fire all probationary people.
• 37:35
  El Guapo: No, but this is what we need.
• 37:36
  Testecleese: Double the size of government, every fucking 5.
• 37:38
  El Guapo: This is Biden was using him to inflate his number like, Oh, we employ this many people. Yeah.
• 37:43
  Testecleese: Rob's report. It's like, Yeah, you hired them to do nothing.
• 37:48
  Testecleese: Well, Doge has taken over one of these websites that handles 500 billion dollars in Federal funds.
• 37:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, okay.
• 37:55
  Testecleese: Well, what do you think's gonna happen with that.
• 37:59
  El Guapo: They're probably going to tear her apart.
• 38:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, have you noticed that a whole bunch of these ridiculous overseas policy programs are getting shut down in the wake of Usaid, getting shut down.
• 38:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:15
  Testecleese: And like, Oh, yeah, no, we weren't funding that. Then why'd they close down as soon as we stop giving money out, you know.
• 38:23
  Testecleese: And now, Doge is saying, there's millions of tax dollar claims for the unemployment for babies.
• 38:33
  Testecleese: And yeah, I get it. The 6 month old doesn't have a job, but don't usually have to pay into unemployment before you can get paid out.
• 38:41
  Brian McFadden: Depends on the state.
• 38:43
  Testecleese: And you know what you could say. It was someone punched in the wrong like 1. 1 person is born like 2154 or 2054, something like that. And I'm like, okay, it could have been a mistake. You meant to do 1954, and just weren't paying enough attention.
• 38:59
  Testecleese: I can see that. But how come? Nobody has gone and looked at this, and said, Hey, that person has been born yet. Let's find out what's going on.
• 39:05
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 39:06
  Testecleese: That's what everyone's saying is like. Oh, it was just a typo, you know, human error. I'm like, I can understand that.
• 39:12
  El Guapo: Well, let's go wrecked it now then.
• 39:13
  Testecleese: Let's go fix it so that the right numbers are in there. So we're not possibly paying out babies or people that haven't been born yet, or.
• 39:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 39:21
  Testecleese: People that are 150 years old.
• 39:24
  Testecleese: and you know it's that's they're always their argument is like, Oh, it's a human error. Well, then, fucking, fix it.
• 39:34
  Testecleese: and we've all done it.
• 39:35
  Testecleese: I mean, I'm sure you've gone in to put in your date of birth and put in today's date before right?
• 39:40
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 39:41
  Testecleese: That's an easy mistake to make.
• 39:43
  Testecleese: but it's so easy to fix, too.
• 39:47
  Testecleese: Oh, God! Or whatever.
• 39:50
  Testecleese: Now one of these Harvard advisors has resigned after a lawsuit, explains how he's tagged to Hamas.
• 40:01
  Testecleese: Which shouldn't be a doge issue except right now.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: Harvard is suing the trump administration. The trump administration to block the reviews of their funds. Federal, because that.
• 40:14
  Brian McFadden: 909 billion dollars in Federal funds to Harvard.
• 40:19
  Testecleese: Why, Harvard graduates are giving millions of dollars a year a year to the school like that's enough to.
• 40:27
  Brian McFadden: And they got an endowment program, too, where they've got billions of dollars in. So.
• 40:33
  Testecleese: Well, that's what I meant by the alum are throwing millions of dollars at them. They're endowing the the university, the school. But but again. Harvard
• 40:42
  Testecleese: is a private school.
• 40:45
  Testecleese: It's not government funded. It's not a government school in any way.
• 40:49
  Testecleese: When you, mass would be. You know what I mean.
• 40:53
  Testecleese: So why is the Federal Government given billions of dollars to a private university
• 40:59
  Testecleese: to teach these kids how to protest against Israel?
• 41:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 41:05
  Testecleese: It's frustrating to me. I'm glad
• 41:08
  Testecleese: something's happening, but I can't believe. Does Harvard even have any authority to say no, you can't have a look at the money you're giving us.
• 41:15
  Brian McFadden: No, not when it's Federal funds.
• 41:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: Like that's that's your tax dollar, Brian Guapo in Virginia, paying some some rich assholes. Education in poverty in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
• 41:28
  Brian McFadden: Where they're trying to park the car.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, you got a pocket car and have a yard and walk the rest of the way, because it's way too far to walk and have a beer.
• 41:36
  Testecleese: I can still bust out the accent, especially after a couple beers.
• 41:44
  Testecleese: All right, so I'm not sure what Cms. Is. I read this article, but I already forgot.
• 41:48
  Brian McFadden: It's the organization that controls Medicare and Medicaid.
• 41:52
  Testecleese: Okay. This one here, I think.
• 41:54
  Testecleese: might have issues with trump stepping on toes that he promised not to. He's looking to stop certain Medicaid spending. And I understand.
• 42:03
  Testecleese: because it's on like Internet provider and like housekeeping.
• 42:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:07
  Testecleese: Now I understand why you wouldn't want that to be part of Medicaid. But he promised not to touch Medicaid.
• 42:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean Medicaid should be providing poor people with actual, you know.
• 42:23
  Testecleese: Health, care.
• 42:23
  Brian McFadden: Yes, not their cell phone service, not free housekeeping.
• 42:29
  Testecleese: Mountain.
• 42:29
  Brian McFadden: Internet for your home.
• 42:31
  Testecleese: Maybe housekeeping to an extent, because if you can't get around physically.
• 42:36
  Testecleese: Because you're like severely injured or even paralyzed. It might be a good idea to have someone come around and clean up once in a while. So you don't get sick from whatever is living in your home.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: You know what I mean, and I I but at the same time it's like, yeah, exactly. Why am I paying your Internet subscription? So your cell phone, your computer work.
• 42:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 42:55
  Testecleese: And I got a feeling that this is going to come back and bite trump if any of this goes through
• 43:00
  Testecleese: just like if he did anything to cut social security.
• 43:04
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's what that's the latest. Them rally cry that he's gonna cut social security cut so. But he's never actually said that.
• 43:14
  Testecleese: No, he said, he won't. The only thing he's tried to do social security is stop 150 year olds from collecting it.
• 43:21
  Testecleese: considering the oldest human in the United States is 117, which is insanely old.
• 43:27
  Testecleese: You know.
• 43:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, exactly. And I got a feeling. Medicaid and social security are 2 land mines. He doesn't even want to go near.
• 43:35
  Brian McFadden: No, nobody wants to go near.
• 43:38
  Testecleese: Well, especially because he specifically said he wouldn't. And they're just taking him out of context all the time, anyway, and saying he will. Yeah. And if anything actually does happen, they're going to pull out the video of him, actually saying, I won't touch it.
• 43:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 43:51
  Testecleese: All right.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: Well, according to the dose reports that have been coming out, it looks like Democrat States are the ones that are deal with the most unemployment fraud in the.
• 44:02
  Brian McFadden: You know, which states guess which one of the States is.
• 44:05
  Testecleese: Oh, it's gotta be Massachusetts.
• 44:06
  El Guapo: It is.
• 44:08
  Testecleese: One is probably on the list.
• 44:09
  Brian McFadden: It is, and so is New York.
• 44:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, I knew that. Maybe Jersey.
• 44:13
  Brian McFadden: Nope, New York, California, New York, and Massachusetts doled out more than 300 million dollars in proper unemployment pages in payments over the last 4 years.
• 44:26
  Testecleese: Again. That's all. Money coming out of our pockets to
• 44:32
  Testecleese: that shouldn't be getting spent. It's like, Come on, man.
• 44:34
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 44:35
  Testecleese: Quote.
• 44:35
  Brian McFadden: California also accounted for 68% of the benefits that were dispensed under former President Joe Biden's parolees
• 44:44
  Brian McFadden: identified by fellow authorities.
• 44:46
  Brian McFadden: So we were paying unemployment people, the people on the Government's terrorist watch list, or had criminal records.
• 44:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I would imagine that would exempt you from benefits, wouldn't it?
• 45:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, it should.
• 45:02
  Testecleese: If you're going to defraud the people.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: maybe we shouldn't be giving you more money right?
• 45:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:09
  Testecleese: I actually caught up with my shark tank today.
• 45:13
  Brian McFadden: Mark Cuban is one of the sharks.
• 45:16
  Testecleese: He's saying if they replaced Elon Musk with him he'd still do like most of the same stuff by cutting a lot of people to balance this budget.
• 45:23
  Testecleese: And remember, Cuban was one of the most vocal, outspoken billionaires against Trump and his Doge.
• 45:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, which are changing his tune.
• 45:34
  Testecleese: I still laugh when I hear about the oligarchy of Trump. You guys do understand that Kamala spent like a billion dollars more than trump in her campaign, and all the billionaires backed her except for Elon Musk.
• 45:44
  Testecleese: like Zuckerberg, came around. Once he saw, like the the tide was shifting. He's like, Oh, crap!
• 45:50
  Testecleese: Right?
• 45:51
  Testecleese: I've been censoring these guys for years. I better change my tune real quick.
• 45:57
  Brian McFadden: And apparently Elon Musk is on the ballot here in Virginia, because Democrats are using him as a means to ride the anti musk sentiment to victory.
• 46:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, I guess the Democrats to figure out like, Oh, we could use it in Michigan. We could use it here, you know.
• 46:16
  Testecleese: Well, I don't understand how saying how much you hate Elon Musk is going to help you get elected because he's not on the ticket against you.
• 46:23
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, it's not.
• 46:25
  Testecleese: I'll take it.
• 46:26
  El Guapo: That's not gonna help them, because
• 46:29
  El Guapo: The Republicans are now here are now big trump fans, especially
• 46:36
  El Guapo: Winston Sears. She's not. She's not a bad guy, but she's a basic basic Republican, you know.
• 46:43
  El Guapo: Did they want trump nowhere around here to help them?
• 46:50
  El Guapo: So we'll see how it took turn out.
• 46:53
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 46:55
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 46:55
  Brian McFadden: November.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: Of course I've got.
• 46:58
  El Guapo: Was the primary start.
• 47:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, I don't know if there is a primary.
• 47:02
  El Guapo: Well, they need to do that for the Lieutenant Governor for Virginia.
• 47:05
  Brian McFadden: Sometimes they do it by convention.
• 47:09
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 47:12
  Testecleese: All right. Well, they
• 47:14
  Testecleese: a woman professional disc golf player. I didn't know there was such thing as professional disc golf.
• 47:21
  El Guapo: No, there's a new thing now.
• 47:22
  Testecleese: Game.
• 47:23
  El Guapo: I've seen it as like it's very famous now.
• 47:27
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, I've been playing for years like since before I joined the Navy, but I didn't realize it became so popular.
• 47:33
  El Guapo: It's not a professional thing.
• 47:34
  Brian McFadden: So maybe your friend in Massachusetts could be doing that for a living.
• 47:38
  Testecleese: He is no athlete by any means.
• 47:41
  El Guapo: And I got a.
• 47:42
  Testecleese: That I got a feeling they're not gonna let you smoke a joint on the course when you're playing the game.
• 47:46
  Brian McFadden: I thought. That's what the game was all about.
• 47:48
  Testecleese: That's what it always was to me, and I was like they made it pro
• 47:54
  Testecleese: but this this female disc golf player walked off the course for competing against a man.
• 48:03
  Testecleese: and you know she's doing the whole like. What's the point of having different divisions and everything. But people are all upset. Megyn Kelly even commented on this on X.
• 48:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 48:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, there's videos of it. And it's it's fascinating that it's made it to discard.
• 48:21
  Brian McFadden: Transgender, disc, golf.
• 48:23
  El Guapo: Oh, how about the billiard? It's like what.
• 48:27
  Testecleese: The what.
• 48:28
  El Guapo: The villa, the pool gate, the pool
• 48:31
  El Guapo: the 2 guys who were competing in the pool tournament.
• 48:36
  Testecleese: Oh,
• 48:38
  El Guapo: See the see that's.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The women's. The Women's Division had 2 2 men competing for the women's title.
• 48:46
  El Guapo: So I don't want to hear from females after this like, oh, we equal to men! Apparently you cannot beat.
• 48:52
  Testecleese: Cool you. The issue is, women go along to get along typically.
• 48:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, they do that a lot. And.
• 48:59
  Testecleese: And that's why like Oh, well, no one else is making a big outcry about this. I don't want to be the one to do it the same reason why they're all most of them vote Democrat, especially white women.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: You guys.
• 49:09
  Brian McFadden: College educated white women.
• 49:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, they're the loudest group of people. So these women just go along with it.
• 49:16
  El Guapo: You know.
• 49:17
  Testecleese: Bother to look any of this up. Then you got like the black dude is like, what the fuck are you talking about? That's not what's happened, and they like you're racist. It's like bitch you a rich white lady right.
• 49:25
  Brian McFadden: You're more racist than I am.
• 49:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. What that crazy brought in New York that snatched the Maga hat off that dude's head
• 49:35
  Testecleese: from the black. Yeah. She tried. She fell on her face, and it was broke. Her nose.
• 49:40
  El Guapo: Which, by the way, I
• 49:42
  Testecleese: Was digging through my some of my stuff today to look for an old belt that I could use as a strap wrench.
• 49:48
  Testecleese: And well, I found my Mega hat I bought for Trump's 1st campaign.
• 49:54
  Testecleese: and I was like, Oh, my! That's been sitting in a crate since I bought it.
• 49:58
  Brian McFadden: Afraid to wear it.
• 50:00
  Testecleese: I'm not even especially not here. No, in Massachusetts there's no way it would.
• 50:07
  El Guapo: Like wearing a jackie hat in Massachusetts.
• 50:10
  Testecleese: It. It might have been worse in today's modern age. But 20 years ago you were a Yankees hat in Boston. You were probably getting your ass kicked
• 50:19
  Testecleese: if you don't like somebody, you tap a jackie sticker of the car. Yeah, yeah, we used to do
• 50:25
  Testecleese: stuff like that. And we all like Yankee suck stickers.
• 50:28
  Testecleese: No, no, the Yankees are the best and put in.
• 50:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, we always put Yankee sucks on our car. I had a Teddy bear that I put a Yankees jersey on, and then tied a noose and hung it in the corner of my bedroom.
• 50:42
  El Guapo: World.
• 50:42
  Brian McFadden: For Halloween.
• 50:44
  Testecleese: No, no! I kept it in the corner of my bedroom forever.
• 50:46
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 50:47
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 50:47
  Testecleese: I was like no fuck. The Yankees. It's just Boston Yankees. Rivalry is real.
• 50:52
  El Guapo: You know.
• 50:53
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
• 50:54
  Testecleese: Back to the trans. Folks in sports.
• 50:58
  El Guapo: Trump has pulled the transgender.
• 51:01
  Testecleese: Don't wait a minute.
• 51:02
  Testecleese: The funding for the trans inmates.
• 51:06
  Brian McFadden: They still got a male
• 51:09
  Brian McFadden: that's been jailed in the female prison, and they're refusing to transfer him back to the male prison.
• 51:14
  El Guapo: Are you susceptible to like
• 51:17
  El Guapo: we got impregnated in jail? Are they susceptible for a lawsuit? Because you guys so our email got another email impregnated.
• 51:26
  El Guapo: you know.
• 51:27
  Testecleese: Well, even so, why shouldn't why should the Federal Government be paying Maine money to incarcerate their?
• 51:33
  Testecleese: They're criminals.
• 51:35
  El Guapo: Unless it's a Federal prison on a main building.
• 51:41
  Testecleese: You know.
• 51:41
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 51:44
  Testecleese: And I guess a judge has overturned his freezing of Federal funds for the schools.
• 51:49
  Brian McFadden: It's going all the way to the Supreme Court.
• 51:53
  Testecleese: And then it's going to bring up the question of what is a woman? And when these folks say anyone defines themselves as a woman or identifies as a woman. You'll be like circular logic. You can't use the word to describe itself.
• 52:05
  Testecleese: you know.
• 52:06
  Testecleese: like, what's a tree. It's a thing that looks like a tree. But what the how does that help me?
• 52:12
  Testecleese: And you're right. I think this is going to keep going up, and it's going to be a real issue, and I'm getting really frustrated by these folks that are like there's no difference at all
• 52:19
  Testecleese: like, where do babies come from?
• 52:23
  El Guapo: For the reproductive.
• 52:27
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I was under a cabbage patch, but you know.
• 52:32
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's just like I understand that you're trying to be inclusive.
• 52:36
  Testecleese: But you're trampling on actual women here like, Oh, well, this person's been on hormones for a year and a half like, yeah. They also had 18 years to grow denser bones, more muscle mass, different center of balance, you know, different center of gravity.
• 52:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, this stuff's already happened fair.
• 52:59
  Testecleese: It just it just seems insane to me to have these folks compete in sports. And
• 53:04
  Testecleese: if you, if you want to do something like this, I say, go ahead and make one division of
• 53:07
  Testecleese: none of that matters.
• 53:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, you can say trans division. But there's not enough people to do that. Let's just say anyone can
• 53:15
  Testecleese: play in this league and just watch the men completely control it. You know.
• 53:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it makes no sense. I mean, the amount of transgender people in the country is like so small.
• 53:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know.
• 53:29
  Brian McFadden: We're making such a big deal about them.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: You're not going to get 2 high schools with enough trans. Students that want to play sports that are playing. You know what I mean to fill the field out.
• 53:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:40
  Testecleese: It's gonna be tough to do, even if you want to make like a professional basketball team. Are you going to be able to find enough transgender athletes that want to play basketball.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: Oh, country! To fill out a whole league.
• 53:51
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 53:54
  Testecleese: I mean, that might turn into a fetish thing like what do they call it? The Lingerie Football League, or whatever?
• 54:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're like, yeah, they're like underwear models that wear almost nothing and play football.
• 54:08
  Testecleese: All right.
• 54:10
  Testecleese: So I sent you a text message the other day. I don't know if you saw it
• 54:15
  Testecleese: about how much money I made.
• 54:18
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I saw it.
• 54:20
  Testecleese: Well.
• 54:23
  Testecleese: they talk about insider trading like. Oh, this is insider trading that how all these people made all this money when trump suspended.
• 54:31
  Brian McFadden: They also lost a lot of money, too. When I mean, people don't realize that these billionaires, 90% of their income is based in the stock market.
• 54:42
  Testecleese: Well, not just that. Gen. Z.
• 54:46
  Testecleese: Only owns like 2 and a half percent of financial equities in this nation. Boomers own over 50%.
• 54:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 54:53
  Testecleese: Of all these socks. The wealthy. It's the poor aren't buying stocks.
• 54:58
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 54:59
  Testecleese: I mean.
• 54:59
  Brian McFadden: -
• 55:01
  Testecleese: But trump came out on true social, and said, It's a great time to great time to buy, and I was like, Oh, shit! I.
• 55:07
  Brian McFadden: But he wasn't talking about that, and he wasn't talking about tariffs in general. He was just talking buy American by invest in the country.
• 55:15
  Testecleese: I don't care what it was. It's not insider trading if he put it out for the entire world to see at the same time. That's not insider. If everyone got to see it right.
• 55:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:25
  Testecleese: So he said, great time to buy. So I was like, shit. I'm gonna go buy some more stocks. Now.
• 55:29
  Testecleese: man, I like
• 55:30
  Testecleese: I don't know, and I went and I took some risks, bought some foreign stuff, thinking, maybe this is
• 55:35
  Testecleese: a queue right.
• 55:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 55:37
  Testecleese: Then he went and suspended, half suspended. These tariffs like, reduced them for 90 days.
• 55:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:43
  Testecleese: Dude, I over doubled my net, worth.
• 55:46
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 55:47
  Testecleese: I know, and I'm sitting here looking at it in my account, and I'm like, How long do I sit on this like? Do I dump it in 85 days, or do I dump it in 10 days?
• 55:55
  El Guapo: You know.
• 55:58
  Testecleese: Because I would love to dump it, wait for the market to take another shit again when the tariffs go back into place, then buy it again, you know.
• 56:09
  El Guapo: I mean, when I had today, Ameritrade used to tell you when a split coming up.
• 56:16
  El Guapo: Hey, yeah, it just yeah. But that's.
• 56:19
  Testecleese: That. That's something they have. Well, yeah.
• 56:21
  Testecleese: you sell before the sport, or you or you. It's funny, because when I was in
• 56:26
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 56:27
  Testecleese: I remember when Verizon did that, and I had the choice.
• 56:30
  Testecleese: you know, sell it, do nothing, or literally just click the button, and it automatically gave me twice as much stock.
• 56:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, but it's fine.
• 56:38
  Testecleese: I'll just take twice as much. So when it cuts in half, I still have the same amount. Yeah.
• 56:41
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 56:43
  Testecleese: I know not. Everyone's into the market.
• 56:45
  Testecleese: but if you have a 401 k. You're in the market.
• 56:48
  Testecleese: And I'm gonna tell you now, if you're younger than 50,
• 56:53
  Testecleese: don't worry about the market right now. Just keep putting more in your portfolio.
• 56:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:58
  Testecleese: If you're retired, you're 65 plus.
• 57:01
  Testecleese: You might be in a little bit of trouble trying to figure out how to get money out of your retirement fund. I get that.
• 57:07
  Testecleese: And I'm telling you this is going to be the biggest wealth transfer since Covid, maybe bigger than that.
• 57:13
  Testecleese: Just wait. It sounds morbid, but wait for these boomers to die off?
• 57:19
  Testecleese: Well, no. And then the millennial kids inherit their $800,000 houses on the coasts of the United States.
• 57:26
  El Guapo: Right.
• 57:26
  Testecleese: Who they gonna sell this $800,000 house to.
• 57:29
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 57:30
  Testecleese: Nobody. So all of a sudden they go. All right. Let's try something. I got a place. I don't need that place. I'll sell it
• 57:37
  Testecleese: real to try to sell for 800, can't. I'm like, all right, we'll drop it to 7, 50,
• 57:41
  Testecleese: drop it to 700, drop it to 600. All of a sudden it sells for 350,
• 57:49
  Testecleese: because Gen. Z. They don't own any stock. They don't have any retirement.
• 57:53
  Brian McFadden: They don't own anything.
• 57:54
  Testecleese: No, they own nothing.
• 57:56
  El Guapo: They don't want to own anything. They don't even have cars.
• 57:59
  Brian McFadden: That's most don't really have driver's licenses.
• 58:02
  Testecleese: Well, that's in cities out here. Everybody, I say that lot of.
• 58:06
  Brian McFadden: They want to take ubers and lyfts.
• 58:10
  El Guapo: Does somebody have to work uber and lyft.
• 58:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm telling you, man, like, no one's gonna be able to buy these places for a half a million dollars in
• 58:19
  Testecleese: in the next 10 years, and the prices are just going to the housing market is going to collapse.
• 58:25
  Testecleese: And it's not just going to be in several years. It's gonna happen soon with everything that's happening.
• 58:30
  Testecleese: But the value of property is going to go way down.
• 58:33
  Testecleese: Everybody's.
• 58:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 58:35
  Testecleese: And.
• 58:36
  El Guapo: That's when you start. But start buying the farm.
• 58:39
  Testecleese: What you.
• 58:40
  El Guapo: By a farm.
• 58:41
  Testecleese: Take a mortgage out against your house when it's still worth a ton of money.
• 58:45
  Testecleese: then buy up 4 more properties when it falls.
• 58:48
  El Guapo: No?
• 58:49
  El Guapo: Oh, get a farm. At least you get sustainable like, get income out of your property.
• 58:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, go ahead and buy 10 acres. You don't need to have a farm. You could buy a hundred acres right. There's a spot out here 95.
• 59:01
  Testecleese: I mean, if it does, if it doesn't make you money, it's pointless dude like, why not have a farm, you know. Get like.
• 59:07
  Testecleese: and I'm going to explain why.
• 59:08
  El Guapo: No go ahead! Go ahead! Go ahead!
• 59:09
  Testecleese: I got a spot out spot out here. 98 acres for $95,000. That's less than a thousand bucks an acre
• 59:16
  Testecleese: dash nice. Yeah.
• 59:17
  Testecleese: Now it's undeveloped.
• 59:20
  Testecleese: There is power run along the access to the road so you can get power easy.
• 59:28
  Testecleese: One. You could build a hunting cabin out there and rent it out to hunters.
• 59:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:34
  Testecleese: Or sit on it for 20 years, then parcel it out in 5 acre plots, one acre plots, and selling it off for people to build houses on.
• 59:43
  El Guapo: Cool.
• 59:45
  Testecleese: It just just sit. The land is finite. It's only going to go up in value over time. Now. There'll be corrections because the boomers have been sitting on all of the property for
• 59:55
  Testecleese: 30, 40 years now.
• 59:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 59:59
  Testecleese: And you know they're just sitting on like I don't want to get rid of it. It's like, okay.
• 1:00:04
  Testecleese: But all right.
• 1:00:05
  Testecleese: Now, Trump's talking about tariffing pharmaceuticals.
• 1:00:09
  El Guapo: Yes, we need to.
• 1:00:12
  Testecleese: I don't necessarily disagree about how much of our medication is coming from China right now.
• 1:00:16
  El Guapo: You know, we need to bring it back to Puerto Rico, because that's when they used to make all the pharmaceutical. And it's tax free, too. They don't know. There's no income tax in Puerto Rico, so bring it back to Puerto Rico in another one, probably somewhere else, because you don't have.
• 1:00:30
  Testecleese: Puerto Rico. Watch Puerto Rico become wealthy
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: when they're making all the meds to the United.
• 1:00:36
  El Guapo: Well, I don't know that I don't know if that's what they're going to, but just saying that's where they should go.
• 1:00:41
  Testecleese: To even.
• 1:00:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, Trump's big thing with these tariffs is he's trying to bring manufacturing back to the Us. Or if that doesn't work out, at least create a
• 1:00:53
  Brian McFadden: a.
• 1:00:55
  Brian McFadden: an equal trade barrier between different countries, and for the longest time China has a lot of these countries that everybody's freaking out about the tariffs where he tried to put on them. They already were tariffing us
• 1:01:10
  Brian McFadden: way more for long, probably 20 years. You know, Canada's got that 50% tariff on dairy from the Us.
• 1:01:19
  Testecleese: On milk and butter. Specifically, it's 287%.
• 1:01:24
  Brian McFadden: No, it's through the roof. Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Testecleese: Same. You cannot sell dairy to Canada from the United States. It's not worth it. You're going to pay too much tax.
• 1:01:32
  Brian McFadden: There's no yeah.
• 1:01:34
  Brian McFadden: So when he started when Trump started, you know, raising tariffs, everybody started freaking out about it like, Well, why, why are you freaking out about it? And you know, we're just trying to create a level playing field between the countries.
• 1:01:46
  El Guapo: They don't see it. They don't see that.
• 1:01:48
  Testecleese: The issue. The big issue, I see, is
• 1:01:52
  Testecleese: ideally he could have put a time limit, not even time limit a start. Time on like you have 3 years to bring your shit back in the country. Then you're then these tariffs gonna come into effect.
• 1:02:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's operating under an emergency decoration, and he's only allowed to put these things in place for 4 years.
• 1:02:11
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:02:12
  Testecleese: And it can be undone once he's out of office, too.
• 1:02:15
  Brian McFadden: Right. But if it's proven that it worked and it did what it's supposed to do.
• 1:02:21
  Brian McFadden: it's gonna be hard for the next administration to like. Oh, well.
• 1:02:26
  Brian McFadden: Screw, that this wasn't good for America, even though the proof is in the pudding, you know. I'm going to change it all back to the way it was. Let's give China their huge advantage on, you know.
• 1:02:39
  Testecleese: Slave, labor.
• 1:02:40
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 1:02:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. But how long is it going to take Pfizer to build plants and set up shipping and.
• 1:02:48
  Brian McFadden: More than more than a time. Trump's gonna be in office for.
• 1:02:51
  Testecleese: Exactly. So by the time these guys are up and running Trump's gonna be gone, anyway. And we're already paying a massive tax on our insulin, for example.
• 1:03:02
  Testecleese: Now, ideally, these countries would just eat the tax.
• 1:03:06
  Testecleese: But I don't see China doing that. They're they're going tip a tat, and I don't know if you've noticed, but like the entire world for the most part, is coming to the table, and they're all turning their backs on china over.
• 1:03:17
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they are. That's exactly what I think. Trump wanted. You know. He doesn't play checkers. He plays chess. Yes, and.
• 1:03:24
  Testecleese: Say 3D chess.
• 1:03:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:26
  Testecleese: Fuck 3D chess. He's just playing regular chess. He's making 4 moves in advance. If I move my pawn here.
• 1:03:31
  Brian McFadden: Before this China pretty much had everybody on their side, you know, because everybody's getting cheap goods from China. But now that you know China's got a hundred 25% tariff, I see. Actually, I think it went up more, I think. Isn't it like 1, 45 now for all
• 1:03:46
  Brian McFadden: from China. So Timu Timu is screwed.
• 1:03:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Brian McFadden: Barbara is.
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: Alibaba.
• 1:03:53
  Testecleese: It's funny I actually brought that up to the wife. I was like, you gotta stop. You gotta do what you're gonna do, Timu in a hurry, then stop like China's about to get nailed hard.
• 1:04:02
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:04:03
  Testecleese: But let's bring toy makers back to the United States like for real.
• 1:04:07
  Testecleese: I know how to use carpentry. I'm I'm good enough with automotive. I went to school for auto. Guapo knows auto dude. Let's make some fucking really cool wooden robot toys for kids
• 1:04:18
  Testecleese: right? That'd be cool as hell, wouldn't it?
• 1:04:21
  Testecleese: Hi.
• 1:04:22
  Testecleese: I'm just. I'm just saying that the average Joe could just pick up and start making toys for little kids and the kid little kids will be happy. They don't need the freaking robot that lights up and walks and makes noise. It could even just be like a
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: rope tied into a doll, you know.
• 1:04:38
  Testecleese: anyway. Looks like your favorite governor out there in Michigan. Brian is on Trump's side concerning these tariffs.
• 1:04:47
  El Guapo: That's because you're gonna gain gain some popularity with the mission.
• 1:04:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, she is not. No, it doesn't matter. She's not. I think she's
• 1:04:57
  El Guapo: Do that.
• 1:04:58
  Brian McFadden: I think she's term limited out after this one.
• 1:05:01
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: No question. Can she run again after someone else holds office, or are you only allowed so many in Michigan.
• 1:05:08
  Brian McFadden: I think you're only allowed so many in Michigan for what I remember.
• 1:05:11
  Testecleese: Sounds like like, I believe, Virginia, you.
• 1:05:13
  Brian McFadden: Virginia. You can do 4 years and come back after 4 years.
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't happen very often.
• 1:05:19
  Testecleese: No, it doesn't, but you can.
• 1:05:21
  Testecleese: But whitmer like I we talked about this last week like, how much is it going to help Michigan. If Detroit comes back to life building automobiles.
• 1:05:29
  Brian McFadden: Gonna help it out immensely, you know.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: So much money will pour into Michigan if they.
• 1:05:33
  Brian McFadden: She. She had the to show up in the Oval office with Trump, you know, and Trump actually gave her credit for that, you know for coming to the White House and talking about tariffs with him.
• 1:05:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, trump's a brass guy, but if you show him respect, he shows it back. For the most part it seems.
• 1:05:54
  Testecleese: Like bill Maher just went to the White House and he came out. He's like, now he's like, Trump's not the guy you've seen on TV. He's.
• 1:06:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: Poor Joe. He's friendly. He explains why he's doing certain things, and he's like, then you listen to Cnn like he just wants to kill people.
• 1:06:09
  Brian McFadden: No, that was President Obama with his drones.
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: Yes, which is funny, because.
• 1:06:17
  El Guapo: Back in the new.
• 1:06:17
  Testecleese: That dude Joan is talking trash about Trump and his
• 1:06:21
  Testecleese: immigration policies like, Oh, yeah, I just had 3 of my employees deported, and they were here. Legally, he just hates Poc. And I was like, Okay, 1st of all.
• 1:06:29
  Testecleese: doesn't matter if you hear illegally illegal or not. If you don't have citizenship.
• 1:06:33
  Testecleese: Whatever authority you have to be here can be revoked.
• 1:06:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: Absolutely. It's like, that's part of this way. This works. Second of all, how is people of color any different than colored people?
• 1:06:45
  Testecleese: It's not. It's just a different.
• 1:06:47
  Testecleese: So.
• 1:06:47
  Brian McFadden: You're putting the adjective in a different spot.
• 1:06:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was so offended by that, that's all he would focus on. I'm like.
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: even so dude. You just said all the colored people gotta go. And I was like, which is funny because he's supporting like Lithuanians and Ukrainians, too, especially Ukrainians, who came here to try to flee the war.
• 1:07:07
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:07:08
  Testecleese: but here's a good thing with the tariffs and all the issues going on with China right now. The Uk just bought. Yeah, they just British Government just bought back the major steel plant that China bought in the United Kingdom in over there.
• 1:07:25
  Testecleese: So like, how many jobs is that going to create over there right versus Chinese employees.
• 1:07:32
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's it's in the UK. So.
• 1:07:36
  Testecleese: It's gonna make Uk people money. So like this, this is already helping foreign nations increase their own economy by bringing manufacturing back instead of depending on the Chinese.
• 1:07:45
  Brian McFadden: But if they own the steel plant in the Uk, I mean, shouldn't the same people be working there, whether it's owned by Chinese or.
• 1:07:53
  Testecleese: With a check.
• 1:07:54
  Brian McFadden: British Government.
• 1:07:55
  Brian McFadden: No worries.
• 1:07:55
  Brian McFadden: Government sounds like they're becoming a Socialist country company country, and they're just taking over, you know, businesses left and right.
• 1:08:04
  Testecleese: I understand what you mean by that, because I don't think the government should be buying businesses. But that's.
• 1:08:10
  El Guapo: Oh, property! Well.
• 1:08:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's just the way the most governments on this point at work. I don't know if you've noticed.
• 1:08:19
  Testecleese: like, what property does the United States actually own own. You know, we've got some National park.
• 1:08:24
  Brian McFadden: Business has the Government taken over and made it more efficient than a private company owning it.
• 1:08:32
  Testecleese: Not even taking over the fucking the Va.
• 1:08:35
  Testecleese: Medical stuff.
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: What a mess that is compared to the private system! Right.
• 1:08:42
  Brian McFadden: It depends on the area. Different Va. Hospitals are a lot more efficient than others, so.
• 1:08:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, but we're still dumping government money, and then you have to wait 6 months to see the doctor. Sometimes, you know.
• 1:08:54
  Testecleese: I get a good laugh out of this one, because iphone apple.
• 1:08:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's all the Dems and the Npr. Has been talking about ever since the terror thing started. Your iphone's gonna cost $3,000. Oh.
• 1:09:10
  Brian McFadden: we do first.st
• 1:09:11
  Testecleese: Of all. 1st of all. Oh, you're upset. You have to pay an American citizen the wage that you demand. They get paid.
• 1:09:16
  El Guapo: No, they don't care about that. They want slave labor dude, anyway.
• 1:09:20
  Testecleese: Stop.
• 1:09:20
  El Guapo: Anywhere.
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: Higher stop demanding a higher wage for American citizens. Then get upset when shit costs more. Yeah, be like, Oh, no, we're making china. But it's funny because.
• 1:09:28
  Brian McFadden: Apple's already come out and said, they are not bringing iphone manufacturing to the Us.
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: Here's the best part is, they just moved 600 tons of iphones to India, but that.
• 1:09:40
  Brian McFadden: It's only gonna last, for you know.
• 1:09:42
  Testecleese: Probably.
• 1:09:43
  Brian McFadden: Year or so.
• 1:09:44
  Testecleese: But.
• 1:09:45
  Brian McFadden: That.
• 1:09:45
  Testecleese: They just spent what I think they said. It was like a 3 Jumbo freight liners, aircraft to move these things as the United States exempts, smartphones, computers, and a handful of other things that we can't make. The United well, don't have the resources to make the United States right now. They're absolutely necessary.
• 1:10:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, it's not gonna whether Apple has them here now or they have them, you know, they usually come out with a new model of phone every year. So.
• 1:10:08
  Testecleese: But but it's exempt, anyway, it's exempt from the tariffs for how long
• 1:10:13
  Testecleese: it just says he exempted smartphones. Computers like anything with.
• 1:10:17
  Brian McFadden: But they're not. But even though he exempted them, it doesn't matter. I mean, the phones are here now. That's great, you know. It doesn't hurt Apple having the phones here, you know. That just means the plant shut down, or they start moving to the start, creating the new phones a little bit earlier, you know, and start ramping up production on the new models. They don't have to make any more of the old models. The old models are already here.
• 1:10:37
  Testecleese: The thing is, though, they didn't bring them here. They brought them to India. The nation.
• 1:10:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's where they're being manufactured. Now, apple has a huge manufacturing plant in China and in India they diversified away from China.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: I know, but they just spent so much money moving these phones that are exempt from the tariffs. Anyway, in an attempt to avoid the tariffs.
• 1:11:03
  Brian McFadden: Babel's not losing any money on the deal.
• 1:11:06
  Testecleese: Well, I mean they had to pay for 3 Jumbo jets to move all this hardware.
• 1:11:11
  Brian McFadden: They've got. The customers are gonna buy the phone. So.
• 1:11:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, which is funny, because, you know, people love apple. That's fine. If that's what you want to do.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: And you know, the guys who did apple were just great salesmen. They used free software online
• 1:11:27
  Testecleese: to to make their products.
• 1:11:29
  Testecleese: And people spend so much money on it. I'm like, it's good for you guys for managing to sell it right.
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: But China is doing our tit for tat, and put
• 1:11:39
  Testecleese: the import tax on us goods up to 125%.
• 1:11:43
  Brian McFadden: When they said as high as they're gonna go.
• 1:11:47
  Testecleese: And so they're not going to go any higher than that.
• 1:11:50
  Testecleese: If they don't back off they're going to get in a lot.
• 1:11:54
  Brian McFadden: I think they've got a lot more to lose than the Us. Does in this tariff war.
• 1:12:01
  Testecleese: Yes, if it comes to a war of attrition.
• 1:12:04
  Testecleese: the United States will win this one. And I think that's exactly what's happening, because, you ever heard of Lucidity's trap?
• 1:12:11
  Brian McFadden: -
• 1:12:13
  Testecleese: When a new rising power, economic power comes up and challenges the leading economic power. War breaks out.
• 1:12:20
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: So instead of trying to get into a war with China on the other side of the planet, Trump's like, let's tank their economy so they can't. They won't even be interested in fighting.
• 1:12:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: And, like I said, the entire world is turning their back on China coming to the United States. And Hey, let's figure out how to fix this trade issue.
• 1:12:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:38
  Testecleese: And the news is saying the exact opposite. But I'm like these guys.
• 1:12:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, it's all doom and gloom. You know. Terrorists. Bad terror is bad.
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: Until until the 19 hundreds. Didn't United States make all the money in tariffs like there was no
• 1:12:54
  Testecleese: income tax until World War 2
• 1:12:58
  Testecleese: that was Fdr. And that was only supposed to affect the richest people
• 1:13:02
  Testecleese: to pay for the war effort. It was supposed to go away after the war. And now look at this. We're we're taking tax out of a minimum wage worker working part-time. Then just giving it back to at the end of the year. So you gave the Government an interest free Loan for 12 months, you know.
• 1:13:16
  El Guapo: Thank you.
• 1:13:18
  Testecleese: What the hell, you know. Why is the paperboy paying income tax?
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: Well, now, the teamsters, the unions are loving these tariffs.
• 1:13:30
  El Guapo: I'm sure there are.
• 1:13:32
  Testecleese: They know exactly well, especially the guys in charge of the unions, because how much money is going to be brought in with people joining the.
• 1:13:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, this article is about how the the Union's blaming. It's yelling at United Airlines, because apparently they've outsourced a lot of their maintenance to China.
• 1:13:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:13:50
  Brian McFadden: So they fly the planes to China to fix them and then fly them back after they're fixed.
• 1:13:55
  Brian McFadden: That hurts the Union, because that means that, you know, union workers aren't fixing in China.
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: Well, and how long can you honestly piss off the unions before it genuinely affects your bottom line?
• 1:14:09
  Testecleese: Not as long as most people think
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: I mean, I don't think people understand who the teamsters are.
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: They're the biggest trade union on the planet, aren't they?
• 1:14:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's not in here. But I heard when I was driving around today that.
• 1:14:28
  Brian McFadden: Trump has ordered the the Federal Government to stop
• 1:14:35
  Brian McFadden: taking voluntary Union dues from government workers.
• 1:14:42
  Testecleese: Okay, what is.
• 1:14:44
  Brian McFadden: So that means the unions. If they want to get their dues, they got to find a different way to get it. It's not coming out of the the Union members paychecks anymore.
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: Then, how do you?
• 1:14:56
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:14:57
  Brian McFadden: So he's basically turning the Federal government into a right work state.
• 1:15:01
  Brian McFadden: because that means you don't have to be a member of the Union
• 1:15:05
  Brian McFadden: like in Virginia. You don't have to join a union to get. You know the Union benefits.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. But can I? Can I join the Union and pay him if I want to.
• 1:15:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:14
  Testecleese: Okay, because that was something at the shipyard I was looking at, and I talked to him. Do I have to join the Union like, no, I was like, well, I still get the benefits like, yes, I was like, okay, because I was thinking about working at Northrop Grumman for a while, and I did interviews. They offered me a job, ended up turning it down.
• 1:15:31
  Testecleese: I'm just wondering how they use.
• 1:15:32
  Brian McFadden: The Federal Government shouldn't be unionized. And this isn't a big
• 1:15:36
  Brian McFadden: boondoggle for the Union leadership. This is where they make all their money from is having these employees that are. They got huge job securities already as being a Federal employee, you know.
• 1:15:51
  Testecleese: It's almost impossible to fire in a union.
• 1:15:53
  Brian McFadden: Not once they're pressed a probationary period. That's why Doge is focused on, you know, getting rid of people in their 1st couple of years of working for the Federal Government.
• 1:16:04
  Testecleese: Well, it's interesting because, Massachusetts, I worked after I
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: had my 3rd seizure. I stopped welding. Because don't need that injury. You know what I mean.
• 1:16:13
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: And I immediately went out and found a job like 2 days later, just as a something to do until I find like real work, and I worked at the local supermarket. Stop and shop.
• 1:16:25
  Testecleese: Don't.
• 1:16:25
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:26
  Testecleese: Shocking!
• 1:16:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Testecleese: I was forced to join the Union.
• 1:16:32
  Brian McFadden: That's Massachusetts. Yeah.
• 1:16:33
  Testecleese: And
• 1:16:35
  Testecleese: I got minimum wage plus $1 because I did the overnight shift. So I was literally bringing home less than minimum wage after paying union dues.
• 1:16:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. When I was in high school I had to join the Union of Michigan when I worked at Kroger.
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: I didn't like the idea of being forced to join years like I even said, like I won't. You can fire me, you can, whatever I was like. Don't give me any of the benefits of the Union. That's fine. I want to be able to like.
• 1:16:58
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't work that way.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: No, the law is the law. I'm like, that's insane that I have to pay someone else to keep my job.
• 1:17:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's Virginia. You don't have to do that. You don't have to join the Union of Virginia.
• 1:17:09
  Testecleese: Which makes me wonder why anyone does if they're going to protect.
• 1:17:13
  Brian McFadden: Because they, the Union people, make it sound fantastic, you know.
• 1:17:19
  Testecleese: I'm gonna pay you to tell me how to vote.
• 1:17:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:23
  Testecleese: I mean, that's basically what it is. Right?
• 1:17:25
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:17:28
  Brian McFadden: So I don't understand this next article. The 80 year period of the Us. Economic leadership is over.
• 1:17:36
  Brian McFadden: Since when when did we become the economic leader of the world.
• 1:17:41
  Testecleese: Oh, after World War 2, when we took the entire world's gold and kept it in Fort Knox to keep it safe, and then it all disappeared.
• 1:17:49
  Brian McFadden: I would think China is more of an economic leader than we are at this point.
• 1:17:54
  Testecleese: The Gdp of the United States is much higher. But Mark Carney is talking particularly about trade with the United States, and he's he's the interim Prime Minister, and he's getting ready to cut off
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: the United States as a trading partner. I was like, does Canada know that like 98% of their trade comes straight into the United States.
• 1:18:16
  Testecleese: Who are they selling their shit to.
• 1:18:18
  Brian McFadden: United States.
• 1:18:19
  Testecleese: What does Canada make besides maple syrup? And we can do that in Vermont.
• 1:18:25
  Brian McFadden: And I don't. I'm not gonna die if I don't get the Canadian maple syrup. You know I Mrs. Butterworth, works fine for me. I don't. I don't get.
• 1:18:33
  El Guapo: They're on.
• 1:18:33
  Brian McFadden: Milling. I don't do Pearl Milling Company anymore, because I don't believe in that shit.
• 1:18:37
  Brian McFadden: You got rid of Aunt Jemima. Fuck you.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: And that's not even real syrup. That stuff's like sugar slime which don't get me wrong. It tastes good, but.
• 1:18:47
  Brian McFadden: I know, but I'm but I don't. I'm not.
• 1:18:50
  Brian McFadden: If I don't get Canadian maple syrup, I will live.
• 1:18:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, if you really want to buy the real stuff you buy it from Vermont, anyway, right.
• 1:18:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:59
  Testecleese: And, by the way, my father moved on to the property with my brother up in Vermont.
• 1:19:04
  Testecleese: I've been saying to my brother, fee is like you got like 40 acres
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: of mountainside maple trees. Why aren't you making syrup.
• 1:19:13
  Brian McFadden: And what'd he say?
• 1:19:15
  Testecleese: It's too much work. And I was like.
• 1:19:16
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:19:17
  Brian McFadden: So now your dad's doing it.
• 1:19:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's making. He's at least making his own.
• 1:19:21
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 1:19:22
  Testecleese: and you know he's got a little farm stand out there, or he's, you know. Come by, drop off a couple bucks, grab a bottle.
• 1:19:28
  Brian McFadden: And I'm sure when he comes to visit the grandkids he'll bring a couple bottles down.
• 1:19:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, just like he was doing with honey in Massachusetts before I took it over.
• 1:19:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. But
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: you got free maple syrup flowing out of these trees. Come on, man, yeah, all you gotta do is basically boil it for a couple hours, or something like that, to make it safe, to make syrup.
• 1:19:48
  Brian McFadden: It's a lot easier than making whiskey.
• 1:19:51
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it's funny, because my brother makes whiskey.
• 1:19:54
  Brian McFadden: You can. You know where his priorities lie.
• 1:20:00
  Testecleese: He said the work was going out from tree tree and collecting the buckets and pouring them into one big bucket.
• 1:20:06
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:20:06
  Brian McFadden: That's not that much work.
• 1:20:08
  Testecleese: I was like, no, it's get an atv dude. You hit 20 trees. You go back to your Atv. Put the bucket in the back, you know, 40, 20 yards. Do it again.
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: Come home, make yourself some syrup dude, sell the shit if you, if he sold his
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: homemade Vermont maple syrup in a gas station in Massachusetts. It would sell like hotcakes.
• 1:20:30
  Brian McFadden: It'd be. It's like $10 a bottle. You can. You can 5, $10 a bottle easy.
• 1:20:36
  El Guapo: Dude. There's a there's a local candy store over here called Bacon's Castle.
• 1:20:42
  El Guapo: and it's amazing like, damn! But I still get it. Once in a while. Man like Damn! They're selling the gas stations.
• 1:20:50
  Testecleese: It's it's funny how the wife signed up for something. It's I think it's called Snack Box.
• 1:20:56
  Testecleese: every month. She gets this package in the mail with like 12 items in it, and it's all like snacks and desserts. But each month. It's from a different region.
• 1:21:04
  El Guapo: Oh, I heard about that. How you look now!
• 1:21:06
  Testecleese: It's pretty cool. Thing is they already hit? Uk already came through, and there was no Scottish candy, and I was so mad.
• 1:21:14
  El Guapo: Well, just call the Uk or England.
• 1:21:18
  Testecleese: No, you United Kingdom is what it said.
• 1:21:22
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 1:21:22
  Brian McFadden: I love.
• 1:21:23
  Brian McFadden: I'm assuming that includes Scotland. Right?
• 1:21:25
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 1:21:25
  El Guapo: It was Ireland, Scotland, and the British Isle.
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I was just upset because I was like, we got like British candy and don't get me wrong there.
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: These things called millions. They're delicious. They look like nerds almost, but they're way chewier almost like a gum.
• 1:21:40
  El Guapo: You should. You know what people are like, biased now, like they watch on Youtube reaction.
• 1:21:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, actually, that's a great idea. Shoot. We got these. It was like chex mix, but it was like super spicy.
• 1:21:53
  Testecleese: From turkey. And I was like, Oh, that is so good!
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: Oh, really start doing reaction videos to these snack boxes.
• 1:22:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's like, Oh, shit, we got this like, let's react to it like what we think. You know.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: Every month it comes with a beverage too.
• 1:22:09
  El Guapo: Oh, cool!
• 1:22:10
  Testecleese: Right now we it's I don't know a better way to put it like Aryan Europe.
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: It's like German in Norway, and you know what I mean.
• 1:22:20
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:22:21
  Testecleese: We got this Norwegian soda, and I laughed my ass off because it's it's Fanta
• 1:22:27
  Testecleese: I'm in fantas not not always close. Well.
• 1:22:30
  El Guapo: If Germany, if I had this Germany.
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: Well, Coca-cola, yeah, no, no, no. We came from German. Came from Germany.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: Yeah. Now Coke owns it. I know exactly.
• 1:22:41
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:22:42
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's a lot of our trading partners
• 1:22:46
  Brian McFadden: caved to trump on the tariffs, you know, when he pushed back. You know our closest allies like Israel got rid of tariffs.
• 1:22:55
  Brian McFadden: Japan's going to get rid of their tariffs. So a lot of countries, you know, saw where Trump was coming from on the tariffs, and agreed to make changes.
• 1:23:07
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing. Is, Canada just talked a bunch of shit about these tariffs. And now they're like, Oh, yeah, we're ready to drop all the tariffs if the United States, and they said, they'll do it 1st if the United States matches.
• 1:23:17
  Testecleese: And of course this is the Premier of Ontario, saying that, but you got your.
• 1:23:21
  Brian McFadden: Prime Minister.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: You got your interim, Prime Minister, basically declaring trade war, and everyone else is like, hey, how about we just drop all of this, and like, actually have free trade.
• 1:23:32
  El Guapo: Like about the team. Well, from Canada.
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: Western Canada.
• 1:23:39
  Testecleese: What was that?
• 1:23:40
  El Guapo: Team, Walt from Canada team, Walt.
• 1:23:43
  El Guapo: He looks like a team welfare Canadian version.
• 1:23:46
  Testecleese: Okay. I did not notice that.
• 1:23:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, they wanted a transmission.
• 1:23:51
  Brian McFadden: It's been a couple years since I saw Team Wolf.
• 1:23:54
  El Guapo: No team, Walt, the the one that was running for we come.
• 1:23:57
  Brian McFadden: Alts.
• 1:23:58
  El Guapo: Waltz. Yeah.
• 1:24:00
  Brian McFadden: Wow. Okay.
• 1:24:01
  El Guapo: You can. Okay, never mind.
• 1:24:02
  Testecleese: It sounded like you were talking about Team Wolf.
• 1:24:04
  Brian McFadden: That's what I thought, too. I'm like.
• 1:24:07
  Brian McFadden: I watched that movie in high school.
• 1:24:09
  El Guapo: No, no! The to shut down the.
• 1:24:16
  Testecleese: Or that was before, back to the future, wasn't it?
• 1:24:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:19
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, they are. Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Testecleese: They made a TV series out of that. It did not last.
• 1:24:24
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they did. It didn't last.
• 1:24:26
  Testecleese: Which is too bad. Guys come on. Team book is a great movie, especially when.
• 1:24:29
  Brian McFadden: It was.
• 1:24:30
  Testecleese: Basketball when he wolfed out team through team wolf 3 wasn't all that great. But than one.
• 1:24:36
  Brian McFadden: They're definitely more than one, you know. They made like 20 of them. They had to right.
• 1:24:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:24:44
  Testecleese: Was, my.
• 1:24:45
  Brian McFadden: One got worse and worse and worse.
• 1:24:47
  Testecleese: Any of them. Besides, the 1st one.
• 1:24:49
  Brian McFadden: I think I've seen the 1st 2.
• 1:24:53
  Testecleese: Well, looks like the Republicans in the Senate are looking to nuke the California electrical vehicle. Mandate.
• 1:25:01
  Brian McFadden: I vote for that
• 1:25:03
  Brian McFadden: because we're Virginia's attached to the stupid California mandates because our Democrat Governor from the past and the Democrat legislator thought it was a great idea to tie us to California to make them.
• 1:25:16
  Testecleese: Why, why would you say what California is doing? Why don't you come up with your own damn, even if you like the policy, just copy it.
• 1:25:22
  El Guapo: Democrats do what Democrats do? Who knows? Why?
• 1:25:28
  Testecleese: And it's hilarious because they got this ev mandate coming up as the lighting electric vehicles on fire.
• 1:25:38
  El Guapo: So? Who who's this?
• 1:25:40
  Brian McFadden: The Senate with, like, the the the United States Congress Senate.
• 1:25:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the the Us. Senate. Yeah. They're trying to just to change. Cal. California's got crazy rules. Yeah.
• 1:25:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:54
  Brian McFadden: By the government, so they very much can dictate. Shit nationwide. They get to set their own EPA standards. And the senators, I mean trump can say you can't do that anymore, but he doesn't have the authority that if it goes through, Congress does and makes it into a law.
• 1:26:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know that. But you know, it was this thing.
• 1:26:14
  Brian McFadden: So if the Senate, if the Senate can get this through, then we can get it through the House of Representatives and Trump can sign it, and California will be screwed.
• 1:26:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, I didn't know it was the United States Senate or Virginia Senate. Okay, and the United States Senate.
• 1:26:28
  El Guapo: Got you. Okay.
• 1:26:32
  Brian McFadden: And we apparently Princeton University. Another one of these great Ivy League schools that are private
• 1:26:40
  Brian McFadden: was getting 4 million dollars to research, climate change and trump cut that.
• 1:26:52
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:26:55
  Brian McFadden: I mean, it's crazy that these schools are getting so much money for climate research. So.
• 1:27:00
  Testecleese: I mean, I understand some.
• 1:27:03
  Brian McFadden: 4 million dollars.
• 1:27:04
  Testecleese: Study. Well, they're supposed to be studying in general and studying climate. Okay, that's a reasonable thing. But they're not studying climate. They're studying climate change.
• 1:27:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:13
  Testecleese: And that's a completely different animal. You know what I mean. The climate is.
• 1:27:17
  El Guapo: Oh! Strange!
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: Since the earth has existed.
• 1:27:20
  Brian McFadden: Right. It's always changing every year. It changes every minute, it changes.
• 1:27:25
  Testecleese: It's a crime.
• 1:27:27
  Testecleese: but I mean you could blame cars if you want. I understand the logic behind the greenhouse effect.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: What? Let's stop dude.
• 1:27:37
  Testecleese: I just saw this shit in Pembroke, Massachusetts. They just cleared a giant fucking forest and put in solar panels.
• 1:27:44
  Testecleese: The trees were the ones cleaning the carbon dioxide from the cars.
• 1:27:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: And and now that's gone like, instead of cutting down the forest to put in solar panels, why don't we make like solar panel like pavilions, basically put them over parking lots at your supermarket. So your car is not baking in the sun, and you're collecting energy from the fucking sun.
• 1:28:04
  El Guapo: That makes so much sense. Yeah.
• 1:28:06
  Testecleese: Makes way too much sense.
• 1:28:07
  El Guapo: It does. Yeah, you need, we need to shut you up. You're making too much.
• 1:28:10
  Testecleese: I would even support, like the not even the Federal Government, the State Government getting involved like Hey, stop and shop. We will solve all of this for you.
• 1:28:19
  Testecleese: and you know what we'll power your store off of it. I'm cool that Massachusetts, deciding the taxpayers are going to do that with their own people. You know what I mean.
• 1:28:27
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:28:28
  Testecleese: But instead they go and cut down a giant forest that's uninhabited.
• 1:28:34
  El Guapo: Leave it to Democrats would be.
• 1:28:36
  Testecleese: Since we came to the United States.
• 1:28:40
  El Guapo: Democrats to do this shit.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: Their logic is terrible.
• 1:28:44
  El Guapo: No, they don't got one.
• 1:28:47
  Testecleese: It's just emotional fucking driven. That's why they're fucking very feminine.
• 1:28:53
  Testecleese: And that's exactly the problem. Dude. Because, like Snow White, that just came out that bombed in the box office.
• 1:28:58
  El Guapo: Exactly.
• 1:28:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, but this is this article has something to do with it. Bombing the box office. This thing says that it produced more emissions than the latest fast and furious. So these people are driving around fast cars, doing all kinds of stupid shit, and still I produced more emissions than that.
• 1:29:17
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 1:29:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. And and everyone's saying, you need to go watch this, or you're you know
• 1:29:23
  Testecleese: you don't hate strong, independent women. I'm like, okay. 1st of all, you guys changed the movie. Okay.
• 1:29:31
  Testecleese: old story. And you guys went and changed it.
• 1:29:34
  El Guapo: Well, Disney changes.
• 1:29:35
  Brian McFadden: They wouldn't put dwarf in the movie.
• 1:29:37
  Testecleese: Did put dwarfs in music.
• 1:29:39
  Brian McFadden: They were real dwarfs, they were animation, they were like live action, animation, dwarf.
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: Thing is, they initially got rid of him because Peter Dinkwich bitched about it. I was like Dude. How many jobs have you got? Because you were a dwarf.
• 1:29:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, for real.
• 1:29:54
  Brian McFadden: All of them.
• 1:29:55
  Testecleese: All of them like, especially this game of thrones, character. And that was character, wasn't it?
• 1:30:00
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it was.
• 1:30:00
  El Guapo: He was obese. Okay, yeah.
• 1:30:03
  Testecleese: And he made a big deal about this. How dare you do this? So like, all right, all right, we won't do dwarves, and everyone else is like, what the fuck are you doing? You need dwarves and snow white, and the 7 dwarves.
• 1:30:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. That's why they changed the name. It's not so white in the 7 doors. Just no white.
• 1:30:18
  Testecleese: Brought back.
• 1:30:19
  El Guapo: And there's so Seattle's.
• 1:30:21
  Testecleese: 7 dwarves and 7 companions, because they're like they they blew it. They lost money
• 1:30:29
  Testecleese: and polluted the environment more than the fast and the furious
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: about ridiculous cars going way too fast.
• 1:30:40
  Testecleese: Dear God, pay more attention to what's going on. This is why I keep telling my 5 year old. I was like, you need to pay attention to what's going on around you. Be aware of your surroundings.
• 1:30:49
  El Guapo: Hit her on the snowball.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: But I found out the average American. At least I don't know about citizen of the Planet
• 1:30:56
  Testecleese: has no idea what's going around on around them. 85% of the time.
• 1:31:01
  El Guapo: Your fucking head stuck to their cell phones and stuff.
• 1:31:04
  Testecleese: Exactly, but like I.
• 1:31:05
  El Guapo: The worst offenders are the one with the earphones, too, like dude. Get the hell headphones out of your ears and stuff like that.
• 1:31:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I'm down in town, you know, just, you know, doing weekly business or whatever. And I it's not even like I'm making it a point to check it out. But I noticed I was like, Okay, I got 3 guys open carrying out here. I was like that guy. There is definitely concealed carrying because he's not, doesn't have a decent holster, and his shirt's like wrapped around it like that guy probably is. But I don't know like that. Dude Morse has a knife in his pocket.
• 1:31:34
  Testecleese: and this is just boom. I notice it because I'm walking into somewhere, I mean, and this might have been the Navy training me to be aware of what's going on, because the pipe leaking steam that you didn't notice might be the one that cut your fucking head off right.
• 1:31:51
  Testecleese: wappo.
• 1:31:52
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah. No. Sorry. Yeah.
• 1:31:54
  Testecleese: High pressure, steam, leak, right.
• 1:31:57
  Testecleese: It'll it'll cut your arm off and cauterize the wound.
• 1:32:00
  El Guapo: Yeah. That's why you use them up.
• 1:32:02
  Testecleese: That's why. Exactly use a mop or a broom handle.
• 1:32:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:32:05
  Testecleese: Oh, on the Carl Vinson we had a high pressure steam leak on the catapult system.
• 1:32:09
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 1:32:10
  Testecleese: And someone got hurt bad to find to know there was one, and they sent me to go fix it, and I was like, well, I have to know where it is. First, st like, yeah, we'll go find it. I'm like what the fuck. So yeah, I used the broom handle.
• 1:32:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Testecleese: And waited for it to get cut off, and I put a little mark on the pipe near it, and I got closer and did it again, and put a little bit closer until I could locate it. Then I shut the steam off and repaired the pipe, but it was terrifying, knowing that it would cut my fingers off and cauterize the wounds on the spot. You know.
• 1:32:36
  El Guapo: Absolutely.
• 1:32:38
  Testecleese: But you know that's the kind of crap that you sign up for when you put to do these jobs right.
• 1:32:42
  El Guapo: Of course, you know, that's why you give it big bucks.
• 1:32:46
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, that's why I make so much money in the Navy.
• 1:32:49
  El Guapo: Oh no!
• 1:32:49
  Brian McFadden: So you saw this volcano volcano, alert.
• 1:32:53
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  El Guapo: What?
• 1:32:54
  Testecleese: Chile. There have been 160 earthquakes in 2 h in Chile.
• 1:33:00
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, better start fucking medical supplies in another Pacific.
• 1:33:05
  Testecleese: You know, that's that's actually not a terrible idea to start bringing getting supplies ready to bring down there.
• 1:33:10
  El Guapo: No, no, no! What I was saying, like all the companies that sell
• 1:33:14
  El Guapo: medical supplies and stuff like that because it's gonna be like a big shockway going across the Pacific.
• 1:33:19
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:33:20
  El Guapo: Bioworks.
• 1:33:21
  Testecleese: Tsunami.
• 1:33:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. Tsunami.
• 1:33:24
  El Guapo: So you better buy, like all those like medical supplies and stuff. At least you get a profit out of it. Hey? Strategy. What can you do? At least make money out of it?
• 1:33:33
  Testecleese: Oh, it's funny because they're making a big deal about this potential volcano. And yeah, I'd get that, like, I totally understand being concerned about a volcano erupting.
• 1:33:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:41
  Testecleese: But it happens like we had one. A couple of years ago a volcano erupted. One happened when I was in the navy. An Icelandic volcano erupted when we were at.
• 1:33:48
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, we had.
• 1:33:49
  Testecleese: And we watched black ash snow out of the sky, and it was freaking amazing.
• 1:33:54
  El Guapo: We had to learn freaking, maintain helicopters with.
• 1:33:58
  Testecleese: But yeah, I was gonna say, you know, what did was not amazing. It was cleaning up everything
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: on the ship.
• 1:34:03
  Testecleese: It snowed ash on us.
• 1:34:07
  Testecleese: But back to your tsunami. Issue.
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: Trump's bringing back the tsunami showerhead.
• 1:34:15
  Brian McFadden: No make sure showers great again.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:34:22
  Testecleese: what gets me is the oh, low flower shower, head, restrict water flow, so you don't use too much water and cut everyone else off.
• 1:34:30
  El Guapo: That doesn't mean.
• 1:34:31
  Testecleese: I'm on a mountaintop and I have a well, it's my water.
• 1:34:36
  Testecleese: Okay. California and Massachusetts got together. And New York got together and said, well, actually, California in particular, because everyone down the Baja is getting all the water from the Colorado River.
• 1:34:48
  Testecleese: and they're they're cutting down that. Oh, you need a low flow toilet. You need low flow shower heads. I'm like fuck.
• 1:34:53
  Brian McFadden: Low, full toilets are the worst invention ever.
• 1:34:55
  Testecleese: You flush 3 times.
• 1:34:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, in order to get the shit to go down. You gotta flush it like 3 times.
• 1:35:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. Use twice as much water.
• 1:35:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:04
  Testecleese: Well, like the shower head thing it just it.
• 1:35:07
  Testecleese: I remember this going into effect many years ago, and not thinking much of it. Now I'm like dude. This is my water.
• 1:35:12
  Brian McFadden: I hope trump can make light bulbs great again, too.
• 1:35:15
  El Guapo: I think that? Yeah.
• 1:35:16
  Testecleese: To incandescent.
• 1:35:17
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:35:18
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:35:19
  Testecleese: Why?
• 1:35:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, the 5 year light ball that I buy at Home depot lasts about 6 months, and it costs 5 times as much as the Incondenser ball.
• 1:35:30
  Testecleese: Oh, dude you should buy led.
• 1:35:34
  Testecleese: No, they they cost less, and they're good for like 50 years.
• 1:35:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, they don't ever last 50 years I've I've yet to buy a light bulb the last 50 years.
• 1:35:43
  Testecleese: Because you're not buying led. And not only that I can use my phone, or even my Alexa Doohickey.
• 1:35:50
  Testecleese: to change the color of my light bulbs.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: which is pretty cool like. I'll tell like, turn all the lights green for veterans, day and all the outdoor lights turn green.
• 1:36:04
  Testecleese: or hey! Look for the house with the red lights!
• 1:36:07
  Testecleese: I'll turn red when someone comes back. Oh, there it is!
• 1:36:11
  Brian McFadden: Very late, so.
• 1:36:12
  Testecleese: Yes, I said, right on purpose. I read like this.
• 1:36:14
  Brian McFadden: About this guy that was deep, mistakenly deported.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: Was he, is it?
• 1:36:20
  Testecleese: Was he mistakenly, just.
• 1:36:22
  El Guapo: No, he wasn't mistakenly just he had a court order.
• 1:36:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:27
  Testecleese: He was sent to El Salvador, I believe, and the only thing the judge says was, don't send him to El Salvador because he fled there as some kind of asylum seeker.
• 1:36:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, for the fucking gang wound up.
• 1:36:41
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, now, they're saying you have to bring him back.
• 1:36:44
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:36:46
  Brian McFadden: He can go through the proper, you know, deportation process.
• 1:36:51
  Testecleese: What authority does trump have to extradite an El Salvadorian city?
• 1:36:56
  Testecleese: It is man, El Salvador.
• 1:36:57
  Brian McFadden: None done!
• 1:36:59
  Testecleese: No, but I want to say, Maduro, it's not Maduro. Who's the guy down there?
• 1:37:04
  El Guapo: Buckelli.
• 1:37:05
  Testecleese: But Kelly, who? Kelly does not have to listen to trump. Say, Hey, can we please have him back? He's like, no, no, no, he's in prison. He's a criminal.
• 1:37:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, he did, he? He! It's like the fucking Democrats are calling like, hey? Why are you sending a nasty Germany back to Germany?
• 1:37:22
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:37:22
  Testecleese: Oh, I mean we should just execute them. Here now is what you mean by that. Then, right.
• 1:37:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, but in the summer you can execute nobody. So whatever he can just stay there forever.
• 1:37:31
  Testecleese: Well, and that's what got me is one of these court rulings that came out recently said Trump can use the Enemy Invasion Act. That's okay. But each person who
• 1:37:38
  Testecleese: claims it gets to have a hearing.
• 1:37:41
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:37:42
  Brian McFadden: How many people are actually going to get deported if we have to have a hearing for all these millions of.
• 1:37:46
  El Guapo: Not that many.
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: All you do is throw a giant wrench in these gears.
• 1:37:50
  Brian McFadden: That. Well, that's what the court
• 1:37:52
  Brian McFadden: trying to do exactly what they're trying to do to put the wrench in the system.
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: Why? Why do we do? Why do we want to import all of these people.
• 1:38:01
  El Guapo: Because of.
• 1:38:02
  Brian McFadden: They'll vote Democrat.
• 1:38:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: They can't vote.
• 1:38:07
  El Guapo: We eventually they don't.
• 1:38:08
  Brian McFadden: But they will. That's the plan eventually.
• 1:38:12
  El Guapo: That was actually something that was funny. Sean.
• 1:38:15
  Testecleese: Put up a meme today and said, Don't vote Republican. Here's why.
• 1:38:18
  Testecleese: And it showed a picture of like every President back to Reagan. And it's not with Reagan's like Reagan increased the deficit. But I was like, okay. 1st of all, Reagan was a Democrat, not a Republican. So that was stupid. But then it it went through all this stuff. And I was like, Okay, well, Bush's deficit went up because Afghanistan at 9 11 happened, and I was like, oh, it went down and actually got balanced on the Clinton. I was like Clinton fired 375,000 Federal employees to do this. You won't let Trump do that. I was like, you know, I was just pointing.
• 1:38:47
  Brian McFadden: They don't know the facts. They don't know the history. Most people don't take the time to do the research that's needed, even with the Internet in front of your face and chat. Gbt, all you do is ask it a question, and they can look up the history from the Internet.
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: It's it is!
• 1:39:03
  Brian McFadden: Don't take that time to do it.
• 1:39:06
  Testecleese: And yeah, you point out to him like, Oh, I don't believe any of that. It's like he. Well, okay, you want me to share you all of the data? Or do you want to actually like read something on your own? Exactly dude. They just. They don't seem to care.
• 1:39:16
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:39:19
  Testecleese: Oh, but yeah, anyway, that what I mentioned was the Venezuelan thing
• 1:39:24
  Testecleese: was what I'm sorry about with the the court, saying that he can do that.
• 1:39:30
  Testecleese: And yeah, they're saying, we bring this guy back from El Salvador. It's like he has no authority.
• 1:39:33
  Brian McFadden: Have a hearing.
• 1:39:34
  Testecleese: To. Well, he has no authority to extra yeah, extradite him from his native nation.
• 1:39:41
  Testecleese: so essentially kidnapped. This guy right?
• 1:39:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:46
  Testecleese: To have a hearing to send him back to where he came from. Anyway.
• 1:39:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:49
  Testecleese: You just want this to cost 20 million dollars.
• 1:39:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they want to make it as difficult on the Administration as possible.
• 1:39:59
  Brian McFadden: and the Irs Acting Commissioner has decided to resign because Treasury has agreed to share immigration tax data with ice.
• 1:40:08
  Testecleese: So what did this person do that they are quitting their job over the fact that the government, the people in charge get to see what this person has been doing. A woman right.
• 1:40:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:40:20
  Testecleese: I wanna say she, I'm not sure.
• 1:40:21
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:40:22
  Testecleese: Don't really care. What did she do that she's terrified of the hours that be, seeing what she did.
• 1:40:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, if I had to guess. She's a Democrat holdover from the previous administration. That doesn't like changes that are happening in the Irs.
• 1:40:38
  Brian McFadden: and she's going to do her her protest by resigning.
• 1:40:44
  Testecleese: That's fine. That just means you don't get paid. 6 figures a year.
• 1:40:48
  Brian McFadden: Guarantee that she's been there long enough where she'll probably still get paid. 6 figures a year in retirement.
• 1:40:53
  Testecleese: Well, if she's interim, that means she's just holding position between 2 people right?
• 1:40:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but that doesn't mean she hasn't been working for the Irs for the last 30 years.
• 1:41:02
  Testecleese: Good point. Good point. Good point. You don't just get handed that job, I suppose? Right.
• 1:41:05
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:41:09
  Testecleese: Well, this next one I titled Kablooey.
• 1:41:13
  Testecleese: One looks like trump has authorized the United States military to take control of all of the Federal land on the southern border. There's a giant strip between California and Mexico that goes through Arizona and New Mexico
• 1:41:27
  Testecleese: that these guys are going to operate out of the military bases. There.
• 1:41:32
  Testecleese: I don't know. Where do you guys stand? I they have the authority to do this, but I don't know what I think of actual active duty, military controlling the border before
• 1:41:45
  Testecleese: even the National Guard does. You know what I mean?
• 1:41:50
  Testecleese: Do you guys stand on this.
• 1:41:51
  El Guapo: Well, did we just have an issue with them
• 1:41:54
  El Guapo: like a lot of people coming in? And there was a guy like cartels stuff like that.
• 1:42:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, but trump.
• 1:42:01
  El Guapo: Okay, so.
• 1:42:01
  Testecleese: Nationalize the National Guard and use them instead of the military.
• 1:42:06
  El Guapo: Well put into, do some work better prefer, protect our border than some other border.
• 1:42:13
  Testecleese: I mean, we need to do something that's for sure. But I think this is skipping steps.
• 1:42:17
  El Guapo: Like, what's the National? What's the difference in the National Guard and the freaking.
• 1:42:21
  Brian McFadden: The National Guard is controlled by the governors.
• 1:42:24
  El Guapo: Alright. I did it like
• 1:42:25
  Testecleese: Nationalized. It can be.
• 1:42:26
  El Guapo: All right. That means people from the United States of citizens have to go. Do time on the National Guard.
• 1:42:33
  El Guapo: Oh, you already got an army might as well you use it.
• 1:42:37
  Testecleese: National God. This is.
• 1:42:38
  Brian McFadden: I don't think he really needed to do this, because
• 1:42:41
  Brian McFadden: since the last month since he's taken office, you know.
• 1:42:46
  Brian McFadden: the southern border is pretty much shut down without doing this. Well.
• 1:42:50
  El Guapo: We don't know what. We don't know what's gonna happen next.
• 1:42:53
  Brian McFadden: It's a trickle compared to previous administration.
• 1:42:56
  El Guapo: He's about to go over the off of the cartel big time, so probably he needs to stage him.
• 1:43:03
  Testecleese: That's in here. Don't worry. That's actually the next thing, because the Mexican President is issuing warnings to the President of the United States, because now he's acting unilaterally and not cooperating. Mexico was somewhat cooperating with this.
• 1:43:17
  El Guapo: Well, probably that's what he's taking.
• 1:43:19
  Brian McFadden: Mexico so corrupt, you know.
• 1:43:21
  Testecleese: That's exactly.
• 1:43:21
  Brian McFadden: Controlled by the cartels.
• 1:43:23
  El Guapo: So why is why.
• 1:43:25
  Brian McFadden: The government gets money from the cartels, so they turn them blind eye to everything.
• 1:43:30
  El Guapo: So right now we criticize the trump because he put the army over there by the border. But it's not, you know, like you don't know. We don't know what's going on. Probably put it there for a reason.
• 1:43:41
  El Guapo: Let's see what happens.
• 1:43:43
  Testecleese: I still think if you're gonna
• 1:43:45
  Testecleese: it's 1 thing. Okay. It's 1 thing he was saying, hey, we're sending the army out to this Federal land to train.
• 1:43:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:43:50
  Testecleese: But he said, you're here as border patrol, basically.
• 1:43:53
  El Guapo: Yeah. Why not? We were complaining about why the army to border Ukrainian border. Well, we get in there now, and we're not happy now.
• 1:44:02
  Brian McFadden: It has to do with the Constitution. Habeas corpus, or something like that. You know.
• 1:44:09
  Brian McFadden: army is not supposed to deploy on us. Sovereign soil right.
• 1:44:13
  El Guapo: We use it.
• 1:44:13
  Testecleese: Oh, that's work!
• 1:44:13
  El Guapo: So well, we'll see what happens.
• 1:44:16
  Brian McFadden: He's.
• 1:44:16
  El Guapo: We don't know.
• 1:44:17
  Testecleese: And we're at war with Mexico.
• 1:44:19
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:44:19
  Testecleese: You need Congress to declare war, anyway.
• 1:44:21
  El Guapo: He's not a clearing what he's just training them now.
• 1:44:24
  Testecleese: Well, that's why I say, if this was a quote training exercise, but he didn't say that.
• 1:44:27
  El Guapo: What did he say?
• 1:44:29
  Testecleese: He said, that these guys are here to basically take care. I'm sorry they're taking control of the land on the southern border.
• 1:44:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, okay, that could be.
• 1:44:36
  Testecleese: Sounds like they're occupying it. Which okay, you can call that training. I guess.
• 1:44:40
  El Guapo: Yeah. But like you remind me of the 300 you're like, why are you taking 300 soldiers with you like, oh.
• 1:44:46
  Testecleese: As many as I'm allowed to.
• 1:44:48
  El Guapo: You just want to go for a stroll, you know.
• 1:44:51
  Testecleese: Man, he was only allowed to bring 300 personal bodyguards with him. He wasn't allowed to bring an army without.
• 1:44:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, but but yeah.
• 1:44:57
  Testecleese: Council, Right.
• 1:44:59
  El Guapo: No, this is my personal guard. We just go for a stroll.
• 1:45:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:45:05
  El Guapo: And probably that's what he's doing like. I don't know. I don't know what information he got.
• 1:45:09
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:45:11
  Testecleese: Well like I said Mexico and Brian, I was saying.
• 1:45:15
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, he could use it for scare tactics like oh, shit! Let's not go over there now, you know.
• 1:45:20
  Testecleese: Just intimidation.
• 1:45:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:21
  Brian McFadden: So Jd. Vance went to Greenland.
• 1:45:24
  Testecleese: You did, and the greed.
• 1:45:28
  Brian McFadden: Base Force, Base Commander.
• 1:45:30
  Testecleese: Sent out an email after he left Sam and.
• 1:45:34
  Brian McFadden: We don't agree with what the current administration is saying.
• 1:45:38
  Testecleese: So as far
• 1:45:39
  Testecleese: because I mentioned this to the wife I was like, Hey, Babe, check this out. Jd, Vance went to Greenland. Just yeah, I heard that was like, all right, the commander of the Space Force base out there sent out an email blast. And we don't like what this Guy's doing. We disagree with the entire administration, and she goes. Oh, he got fired! Oh, hold on! Hold on!
• 1:45:57
  Brian McFadden: Wasn't to see.
• 1:45:58
  Testecleese: She goes. I know it. It's a she, isn't she? And I was like yes, it was a woman.
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: She goes. They make us all look bad when we're in the service.
• 1:46:08
  Brian McFadden: I mean when you get that high up in rank. You know this is a colonel.
• 1:46:12
  Testecleese: You know better.
• 1:46:14
  Brian McFadden: You know better, and whether you agree with it or not, you don't say shit out loud, and you don't send out an email to everybody on the base about it.
• 1:46:21
  El Guapo: Because women want to have the last word.
• 1:46:23
  Brian McFadden: She was relieved of a command due to last loss of confidence in her ability to lead.
• 1:46:29
  El Guapo: Do? Okay, that turns.
• 1:46:31
  Brian McFadden: We heard that line.
• 1:46:32
  El Guapo: Attire, of.
• 1:46:33
  Testecleese: I guess they never tell you what. Yeah, but that's always what it is. But that's what gets me is like Guapo. Could you imagine if you send out an email to your entire command talking trash with the commanding officer, what would happen to you.
• 1:46:44
  El Guapo: Would. I don't.
• 1:46:45
  Brian McFadden: We're going to mass. We're gonna.
• 1:46:48
  El Guapo: Kick it out of your.
• 1:46:49
  Brian McFadden: And a dishonorable discharge.
• 1:46:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, and no, no retirement paid nothing just out. You know what.
• 1:46:54
  Testecleese: Yes, and this person was talking shit about the President.
• 1:46:58
  El Guapo: Vice President.
• 1:46:59
  Testecleese: What's.
• 1:47:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, the same thing. Vice President, President, he's directly representing the President.
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: Obviously you're fired, and if you're surprised by that, then you have, then you did not deserve the rank you earned. If you didn't know to keep your fucking head down. Keep your opinion to yourself, because you don't again.
• 1:47:18
  El Guapo: You don't have an opinion. You're a military.
• 1:47:19
  Testecleese: Get to make the calls right.
• 1:47:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:23
  Brian McFadden: So Congressman Jim Banks
• 1:47:26
  Brian McFadden: said, Colonel Myers tried to politicize Space Force and was held accountable. Lloyd Austin isn't sec deaf anymore.
• 1:47:36
  Testecleese: What really.
• 1:47:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:39
  Brian McFadden: because that Secretary of Defense was all about this kind of shit. You know, he was all about Dei.
• 1:47:46
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:47:46
  Brian McFadden: And he pushed it hard.
• 1:47:48
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:47:49
  Testecleese: Available. This is the.
• 1:47:50
  Brian McFadden: The headset is not about Di. He's all anti di. And one thing I just learned from my Air Force buddies that are still on active duty is. There's no more family days in the Air Force. There's no more 4 day weekends.
• 1:48:06
  El Guapo: You had a what.
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: That's good for morale, you know it is.
• 1:48:09
  Brian McFadden: It is. But Pete Hedgett said, no, they're whacked to 3 day weekends.
• 1:48:14
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:48:15
  Testecleese: Weekend is still pretty nice. Let's be real.
• 1:48:17
  El Guapo: Still. Plenty. Yeah.
• 1:48:19
  Brian McFadden: But they were getting Friday and Monday off for the next holidays, and the Navy started doing it recently, too, since I got.
• 1:48:26
  Testecleese: I don't remember. I don't remember full day weekends and.
• 1:48:28
  Brian McFadden: No, it came. It came after we were allowed.
• 1:48:32
  Testecleese: I remember we used to do like a picnic every year, and I think that was like pretty much it. And it was like mandatory fun. Yeah, go to work this day or show up to mandatory fun right?
• 1:48:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, you know, like, that's your extra day of work, or something like that.
• 1:48:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, Oh, yeah. Friday.
• 1:48:46
  Brian McFadden: But the Air Force was one of the 1st branches of service that came up with a family day where you got Friday off, too. So, and they're gone now.
• 1:48:56
  Testecleese: I mean, I understand 3 days is enough.
• 1:48:59
  Testecleese: but it is good for morale. But the thing is that again, what happens to the guy whose family isn't in town doesn't have kids. He's not married. Does he have to go to work.
• 1:49:06
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't matter. No, he he still gets a day off, too.
• 1:49:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're asking for trouble. I'm sorry. Too many too much auto time. You're gonna ask for trouble.
• 1:49:17
  Testecleese: No, I know what you mean, but I'm saying like, let's just say, for example, what my wife did in the Air Force. She crunched numbers at a desk
• 1:49:25
  Testecleese: about a specific aircraft.
• 1:49:28
  El Guapo: Okay. So let me ask you this, if you had to take 4 days off out of a week. Apparently, Job, your job is not important.
• 1:49:36
  Testecleese: No, not necessarily important, but you can keep.
• 1:49:38
  El Guapo: No, no, no, apparently the edge of server is that important.
• 1:49:41
  Testecleese: Well because she was doing the data analysis for the.
• 1:49:45
  El Guapo: I know that.
• 1:49:45
  Testecleese: I know that.
• 1:49:46
  El Guapo: But I'm saying like.
• 1:49:47
  Testecleese: Of them.
• 1:49:48
  El Guapo: I was saying, like, if we we a war machine.
• 1:49:52
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, know what you mean. I I work 18 to 20 h days.
• 1:49:59
  Testecleese: In the navy because of the job I did, and the ships were falling to such disrepair that I couldn't take 4 days in a row.
• 1:50:07
  El Guapo: But I'm saying, like as a whole fucking branch is like you. Hold on, you take it 4 days. What the hell we paying you for why like? Why, you're not ready like, I bet you, if you go behind them, inspect all this stuff is like
• 1:50:20
  El Guapo: they're not up to standard.
• 1:50:22
  Testecleese: Well, that's that's exactly where I was going was I had to work extra long hours, being the only welder on a Navy ship that was 30 years old.
• 1:50:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, but this is the like the Air Force
• 1:50:32
  Testecleese: always work to do, and let me quote everything you heard in every military branch. If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.
• 1:50:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:41
  Testecleese: You could at least be cleaning your workspace and picking up trash on base right.
• 1:50:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:48
  Testecleese: And I.
• 1:50:48
  El Guapo: The Air Force got it way. Too. Good.
• 1:50:51
  Testecleese: Really do.
• 1:50:52
  El Guapo: They need to go back to the army.
• 1:50:53
  Testecleese: But I well, I think they constitutionally need to. The United States has no authority to have a standing Air Force.
• 1:51:02
  Testecleese: The Constitution lays it out.
• 1:51:05
  Testecleese: The United States may maintain an army.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: And will maintain a navy.
• 1:51:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:51:13
  Testecleese: Air Force used to be part of the army, and that was okay. He was part of the army. That's why, technically speaking, the Marine Corps is still in the navy, and not.
• 1:51:21
  El Guapo: Department.
• 1:51:21
  Testecleese: Yes, close.
• 1:51:22
  El Guapo: Not. Really.
• 1:51:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:51:24
  Brian McFadden: What about? What do you think about Hedgepath coming out and saying that the Us. Is taking back the Panama Canal from China?
• 1:51:32
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. Didn't someone just buy the in in Port Black Rock just bought in and out ports of the Panama Canal.
• 1:51:41
  Brian McFadden: From Chinese, own companies.
• 1:51:44
  Testecleese: Blackrock's not shying. I thought.
• 1:51:45
  Brian McFadden: No, but they bought it from the Chinese.
• 1:51:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that means these guys can literally control who goes through the Panama Canal.
• 1:51:52
  Brian McFadden: And how much they charge for each side of the canal.
• 1:51:55
  Testecleese: Exactly. Okay. We'll let China through. But it's going to be a hundred percent tariff on everything that you're carrying right.
• 1:52:03
  Testecleese: And I'm not a big fan of Blackrock. They were the guys that caused the last housing market crash. I don't know if you remember, that.
• 1:52:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:52:12
  Testecleese: And since then they've been buying a property the whole time.
• 1:52:16
  Testecleese: But and look at that! Look at that! They bought both ports of the Panama Canal. These guys, I get it.
• 1:52:23
  Testecleese: There's only so much land. And this is critical land that's going to be worth millions and millions of dollars every single day.
• 1:52:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:52:31
  Testecleese: But the Panama Canal still blows my mind.
• 1:52:34
  Testecleese: The oceans on either side are different levels.
• 1:52:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you have to go through several different locks to do it, you know.
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: But.
• 1:52:44
  Brian McFadden: It's not like the Suez Canal, where you just, you know, float on through.
• 1:52:48
  Testecleese: Right through cool.
• 1:52:51
  Testecleese: You gotta go in and get lowered.
• 1:52:54
  Brian McFadden: And then you come out in the lake, and then
• 1:52:58
  Brian McFadden: you might get lowered again, if I remember right, depending on which way you're going.
• 1:53:02
  Testecleese: I never did the Suez. I only did the I'm sorry I never did. The Panama.
• 1:53:05
  Brian McFadden: I didn't either. I just read about it.
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: I did do the Suez, and that was really cool.
• 1:53:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I did that a couple of times.
• 1:53:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was.
• 1:53:14
  Testecleese: I remember I went out. Oh, shoot! Walk to the edge of the aircraft carrier, right?
• 1:53:18
  Testecleese: I looked down. I saw sand. Well, that's that's weird. I could have sworn we need water for this thing.
• 1:53:26
  Testecleese: Walked over to the other side of the ship. Plush Green Forest. Yeah, look down and I see grass. I'm like, I still swore we need water for this thing.
• 1:53:35
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:36
  Testecleese: Desert on one side and gorgeous forest in Egypt, you know.
• 1:53:40
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:53:41
  Testecleese: It was always insane. One of the most beautiful things I've seen in my life. I'd love to do it again. But you don't just get to go through the Suez Canal as a for shits and giggles. You know what I mean.
• 1:53:52
  Brian McFadden: Do we really care about Ukraine?
• 1:53:55
  Testecleese: Well, I care because they're talking about putting up a fucking wall like they did in Berlin after World War. 2.
• 1:54:02
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:54:03
  Brian McFadden: Who's going to build the wall.
• 1:54:06
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question. Because I thought, walls are racist.
• 1:54:11
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, Kellogg, general Kellogg said this, and I was like Whoa.
• 1:54:14
  Brian McFadden: General Kellogg.
• 1:54:17
  Testecleese: Oh, he's not a general anymore, is he?
• 1:54:20
  El Guapo: I don't know. Was he?
• 1:54:23
  Testecleese: He was. I thought he was a I thought he was a general. I'm sorry.
• 1:54:26
  El Guapo: I don't know who.
• 1:54:27
  Testecleese: Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. He works for the State Department.
• 1:54:31
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:54:32
  Testecleese: I thought he was a general at some point. Maybe I'm misremembering. But yeah, he's talking about. We might end up putting in a wall to separate Russia from Ukraine and boom! Here's the new border, and this is where it's going to stay.
• 1:54:44
  Testecleese: I was like, damn.
• 1:54:47
  El Guapo: We'll see.
• 1:54:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't like that idea honestly.
• 1:54:52
  Testecleese: You know, they've tried this before in history.
• 1:54:56
  El Guapo: A wall.
• 1:54:58
  Testecleese: They were.
• 1:54:59
  El Guapo: It could work. Look at the Chinese.
• 1:55:01
  Testecleese: One thing when you stop. But yeah, and
• 1:55:04
  Testecleese: actually, that's I really want to see that wall. But I do not want to go to China.
• 1:55:08
  El Guapo: You don't wanna get kidnapped. And just.
• 1:55:11
  Testecleese: Well, because they're saying, like Berlin style.
• 1:55:14
  Testecleese: like cutting families off from their own family versus
• 1:55:18
  Testecleese: the actual border. Like they would redraw a border and put up a wall.
• 1:55:24
  Testecleese: and that is a little terrifying. It's another thing if the board has been there for
• 1:55:28
  Testecleese: shit even 50 years before you put up a wall. You know what I mean?
• 1:55:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just. I thought it was a little crazy.
• 1:55:39
  Testecleese: Now Zelensky is begging his allies
• 1:55:42
  Testecleese: for help. After everything fell, fell to shit with the United States, who are Ukraine's allies.
• 1:55:50
  El Guapo: United States, probably, and the Uk uae EU.
• 1:55:57
  Testecleese: So EU not NATO.
• 1:55:59
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:56:01
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:56:02
  Brian McFadden: You're you're right. He was a lieutenant general in the
• 1:56:07
  Brian McFadden: from 67 to 2,003.
• 1:56:11
  Brian McFadden: If you got out of service.
• 1:56:16
  Brian McFadden: I'm a genius.
• 1:56:17
  Testecleese: He!
• 1:56:18
  Brian McFadden: Was the Executive Secretary and Chief of Staff to the United States National Security Council.
• 1:56:25
  Brian McFadden: Then it became the National Security Advisor to the Vice President, United States, Mike Pence.
• 1:56:33
  Brian McFadden: And now he's the United States special envoy for Ukraine and Russia for President Trump.
• 1:56:42
  Testecleese: Look at me!
• 1:56:43
  Brian McFadden: Lieutenant General.
• 1:56:45
  Testecleese: So rearrange.
• 1:56:47
  Brian McFadden: 3. Star.
• 1:56:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. Okay, a 3 star out of realistically 4 stars. Right?
• 1:56:56
  Testecleese: You can get to a 5th star, but we have to be a war, and you have to be put in command of the entire fucking army to get a 5th star.
• 1:57:04
  Testecleese: This guy was a badass, and you're always a general after that, unless you had it taken away from you right.
• 1:57:10
  Brian McFadden: There's 1 person have to give it up for a while, and he does
• 1:57:13
  Brian McFadden: have a bronze star with a V.
• 1:57:16
  Testecleese: Damn!
• 1:57:17
  El Guapo: You know who's the only person who. The other general had to give out the rank for a while.
• 1:57:21
  El Guapo: They got it back.
• 1:57:23
  Testecleese: No, I don't know. But I'm just gonna guess, Patton, because that'd be the worst person to pick.
• 1:57:27
  El Guapo: No eisenhower.
• 1:57:31
  El Guapo: You cannot be a general in a person.
• 1:57:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're well.
• 1:57:34
  Testecleese: you can still call. Well, okay, you keep the title, general. Once you become President, that's a much bigger title, anyway.
• 1:57:41
  El Guapo: Yeah. But after that you just be. You get it the privilege and everything as a general.
• 1:57:46
  Testecleese: New title of Mr President, Yeah.
• 1:57:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:57:48
  Testecleese: But yeah, I Dwight D. Eisenhower Ike, you know, was he a general.
• 1:57:55
  El Guapo: Yeah. 5. Star, the Supreme Commander of the Europe.
• 1:57:58
  El Guapo: What was the supreme commander of the.
• 1:58:00
  Brian McFadden: Eisenhower, wasn't. I didn't think.
• 1:58:02
  Testecleese: How is it?
• 1:58:03
  Brian McFadden: Arthur was the only 5 star.
• 1:58:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. The only 1. 5 star general period.
• 1:58:08
  Brian McFadden: No, you had the live.
• 1:58:10
  El Guapo: And the west front the Pacific front.
• 1:58:16
  Testecleese: But only one is a 5 star.
• 1:58:18
  El Guapo: They move.
• 1:58:18
  Testecleese: 1 5 star tells the other 4 stars what to do.
• 1:58:21
  El Guapo: Carter and Ike were both 5 stars.
• 1:58:24
  Testecleese: Not at the same time.
• 1:58:26
  El Guapo: No, they're both.
• 1:58:28
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:58:28
  El Guapo: Different tiers.
• 1:58:30
  Testecleese: No, no. The 1 5 star basically is the authority of the President of the army. He tells the 4 stars what to do.
• 1:58:40
  El Guapo: Hold on, because I bet to him he got 5 stars.
• 1:58:45
  Testecleese: Possibly, but if they both had 5 stars they were at different times.
• 1:58:48
  El Guapo: No, at the same time, because one is one tier.
• 1:58:51
  Testecleese: No, but you're
• 1:58:53
  Testecleese: there's 1, 5 star, and he commands all the 4 stars on different fronts on how to conduct their 4.
• 1:58:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, but.
• 1:58:59
  Testecleese: As if he were.
• 1:59:01
  El Guapo: It was on the Pacific front.
• 1:59:03
  Testecleese: It doesn't matter where he was on the planet. He still tells everyone on the planet what to do with the army.
• 1:59:08
  El Guapo: Alright. Let's see, yeah, Hi, guys.
• 1:59:11
  Testecleese: For some reason I thought Eisenhow is an admiral. I don't know why I thought that.
• 1:59:14
  El Guapo: No, he was a
• 1:59:16
  Brian McFadden: Are you in the army?
• 1:59:18
  Testecleese: Nimitz.
• 1:59:19
  Brian McFadden: The chiefest staff in the army. For a while.
• 1:59:23
  Testecleese: Oh, wow! That's a hell of a job, too.
• 1:59:26
  Testecleese: All right. Well, the United States has sent F. 16 s. To Taiwan.
• 1:59:34
  Brian McFadden: Is that, like an escalation of war.
• 1:59:36
  Testecleese: Well, United States isn't doing shit with them.
• 1:59:41
  Testecleese: We dropped them off as Hey boost your Air Force.
• 1:59:48
  Testecleese: The F. 16 is one of the most devastating weapons on the planet. Right?
• 1:59:52
  Testecleese: They're most capable and proven.
• 1:59:58
  Testecleese: Do we see something happening with China? Or
• 2:00:02
  Testecleese: is this just help Taiwan out.
• 2:00:04
  Brian McFadden: I definitely think there's China is escalating.
• 2:00:09
  Testecleese: Especially because if China wants to take over the chip manufacturing in Taiwan
• 2:00:15
  Testecleese: and basically cut the United States off from chips or pay the insane tariff that we put on it.
• 2:00:22
  Testecleese: Now is the time to do it.
• 2:00:25
  Testecleese: But I really don't want to see the United States get involved in a war with China right now.
• 2:00:31
  Testecleese: and exactly like I mentioned earlier. I think we want to crush them economically at this point, instead of getting into a hot conflict in China.
• 2:00:42
  Testecleese: I mean, do we really want to go around the planet to fuck with China right now?
• 2:00:47
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:00:48
  Testecleese: And let's be real dude. You can't just take over China from an aircraft carrier like you could France not picking on France. But there's a whole bunch of coastline right.
• 2:01:00
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 2:01:01
  Testecleese: China is so enormous you would have to put troops on the ground and march across that giant giant country, and then you have to deal with Russia right there, too. Take that as an immediate threat. You know.
• 2:01:15
  Testecleese: They say China has like 2 billion people. I think they inflated their numbers. But still, that's a lot of people.
• 2:01:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:01:23
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:01:24
  Testecleese: Oh, in a dude, apparently. Okay. It says Navy deploys another.
• 2:01:30
  Testecleese: We've said it, says Houthi, fighting warship to us Southern border. I don't know why they're calling. Are we pulling these ships off of the Houthi forces we have in the Red Sea to come here to defend the Us. Southern border.
• 2:01:42
  Testecleese: Because this, says another, which makes me think it was a 1st one. I didn't realize we had
• 2:01:47
  Testecleese: navy ships defending our own border right now. That seems fucking nuts.
• 2:01:53
  El Guapo: But that's what I'm telling you. We don't know what's going on in Mexico, so.
• 2:01:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, you're right. You'd rather have the Navy.
• 2:02:00
  Brian McFadden: And it's gonna have a embarked Us. Coast Guard law enforcement detachment.
• 2:02:06
  Testecleese: Yes, they're working with the Coast Guard.
• 2:02:08
  Brian McFadden: They return, they just re. In February they returned to San Diego after a 7th month. Independent deployment.
• 2:02:15
  Testecleese: So this is kind of like what I did on the Vela Gulf in the mid sea.
• 2:02:19
  Testecleese: We were there on a cruiser with without a battle group just alone.
• 2:02:24
  Testecleese: and we floated around the Red Sea to protect in case someone fired a missile at Israel. We were supposed to shoot it down. That was our entire mission.
• 2:02:33
  Testecleese: Oh, I think Guapo might have found something to blow us up here about the 5 Star, but I still think he's wrong.
• 2:02:38
  El Guapo: No go ahead. We have cat. How many star he got in his collar.
• 2:02:41
  El Guapo: He got a fire. He was a Pacific front.
• 2:02:44
  El Guapo: General. My Mike was in the in the European front.
• 2:02:50
  Testecleese: I'm still saying they must have had them at different times.
• 2:02:53
  El Guapo: No, they're both World War. 2 happened at the same time, Japan and Europe. So they had.
• 2:02:57
  Testecleese: Yes, and it lasted. It lasted several years.
• 2:03:00
  El Guapo: Mccarthy lasts the longest, too.
• 2:03:04
  Testecleese: There!
• 2:03:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:03:06
  Testecleese: What I'm saying. We changed Presidents in the war.
• 2:03:09
  El Guapo: No, we still had the same pressure.
• 2:03:11
  El Guapo: No, you're right. He stayed in past his typical term, didn't he?
• 2:03:16
  El Guapo: So he got one Pacific tier in the in the your Atlantic tier. So.
• 2:03:20
  Testecleese: Hey, man, it's been a long time, but I could have sworn there's only one fire.
• 2:03:24
  El Guapo: I bet I bet dude he's great great resting places here. So I've been there a lot. I'm like, okay. So about spice stars, too.
• 2:03:32
  El Guapo: you know.
• 2:03:33
  El Guapo: All right.
• 2:03:34
  Testecleese: Just I, I remember specifically learning that there's 1 5 star who basically takes the authority of the President.
• 2:03:41
  El Guapo: Depends on the tier. 2, yeah, like.
• 2:03:43
  Testecleese: But then they act as the President, and hand out orders to all of them. But.
• 2:03:47
  El Guapo: No? Well like, how can you manage like
• 2:03:51
  El Guapo: army like halfway around the world, you know, like.
• 2:03:53
  Testecleese: Same way the President does it.
• 2:03:55
  Testecleese: No, the President just like he's giving them like, Hey, take care of this shit, you know. But yeah.
• 2:04:00
  Testecleese: that's what I'm saying, though, is the same way the President would do it.
• 2:04:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, that's why they have to quit.
• 2:04:05
  Testecleese: Was there ever a 5 Star Admiral?
• 2:04:08
  Testecleese: You know what?
• 2:04:09
  Testecleese: And.
• 2:04:11
  El Guapo: You know it's funny enough.
• 2:04:12
  Brian McFadden: Few minutes.
• 2:04:13
  Testecleese: Maybe it wasn't 5. Star. Okay.
• 2:04:15
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 2:04:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was a genius, too. The stuff the United States Navy did in World War Ii was. Oh, my goodness!
• 2:04:23
  Testecleese: The battle of Leyte Gulf.
• 2:04:25
  El Guapo: Limits. What's the past?
• 2:04:28
  Testecleese: Anyway, moving on. I didn't realize we were sending Navy ships down to the border, but it does make sense. The Coast Guard does their job that then you have a navy gun. There should should hit the fan right.
• 2:04:40
  El Guapo: And you had an army stand by just in case she hit the fan too.
• 2:04:43
  Testecleese: Oh, actually excellent point, Guappo. Oh, way to tie that back in that was excellent dude.
• 2:04:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, plus, you never know what kind of like information he's getting like, you know what? Let's just send over that and intimidation purpose, you know.
• 2:04:58
  Testecleese: Well, and I mean, let's be real. How long is it going to take the Navy
• 2:05:03
  Testecleese: to get backup ships to help out at the border should they need it. You got.
• 2:05:09
  Brian McFadden: Ego, base. Right? Yeah.
• 2:05:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, there, you go.
• 2:05:12
  Testecleese: Couple hours you can get underway, and then another couple hours be at the border.
• 2:05:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, on one side. And there's something in Texas, I'm certain right. That has a navy.
• 2:05:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, they do.
• 2:05:26
  Testecleese: There has to be.
• 2:05:28
  Testecleese: So it's not even like if they need reinforcements. It's gonna take forever, for, like the Navy to show up with more than just a cruiser, you know.
• 2:05:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:05:37
  Testecleese: I just didn't realize we were doing this. This opened my eyes. Trump.
• 2:05:40
  Brian McFadden: Apparently the Carl Vinson left the port call in Guam to go back to the Middle East.
• 2:05:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're heading over to the Red Sea with the Eisenhower
• 2:05:54
  Testecleese: they're there because of the Houthis.
• 2:05:58
  El Guapo: And I'm sure you know we've been blowing up the houthis every day. Right? Yeah.
• 2:06:03
  Testecleese: Dude. 2 United States Navy battle groups.
• 2:06:09
  Testecleese: And Jesus, what the fuck are you going to do with this much firepower? No, this is this is, wipe out half of Europe. Firepower.
• 2:06:19
  El Guapo: Hey! Carrie!
• 2:06:20
  Testecleese: Do you stick aircraft, carrier, battle.
• 2:06:22
  El Guapo: You know.
• 2:06:23
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 2:06:25
  El Guapo: Carry a big stick, speak softly.
• 2:06:28
  Testecleese: It's just insane, like how how many ships are in a battle group.
• 2:06:32
  El Guapo: We are 2.
• 2:06:33
  Testecleese: Frigates, 2 cruisers, a couple destroy, 2, maybe 4 destroyers, an aircraft carrier, and a quote question mark amount of submarines that we know have nuclear weapons on them.
• 2:06:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:06:46
  Testecleese: And you're saying 2 of these teams.
• 2:06:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:06:51
  Testecleese: Holy Shit dude! That's 180 aircraft.
• 2:06:56
  Testecleese: Do you know how how you could nonstop bombard someone
• 2:07:00
  Testecleese: from an aircraft carrier from 2 aircraft carriers for months.
• 2:07:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:07:07
  Testecleese: That's just insane. Firepower. This is end. The war kind of shit.
• 2:07:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:07:13
  Testecleese: And we just sent another one there, and
• 2:07:15
  Testecleese: what's even more fucking nuts is, we just sent a whole bunch of b 2 s.
• 2:07:20
  Testecleese: And what C. 17 s. To Diego Garcia.
• 2:07:25
  Brian McFadden: Patriot missiles with patriot missiles on them.
• 2:07:28
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, Diego Garcia, check this out is close enough to Iran to bomb all of Iran in terms of distance. It can fly and come back.
• 2:07:38
  Brian McFadden: Trump just did tell Iran to make a deal where it's war.
• 2:07:42
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly. But dude, these B twos can fly from Diego Garcia to the far end of Iran and back without needing to refuel. But that's okay, because they brought refueling tankers, too.
• 2:07:53
  Brian McFadden: Of course I did.
• 2:07:54
  Testecleese: Dear God, but it's also far enough away from Iran that they cannot hit us with their ballistic missile technology.
• 2:08:03
  Testecleese: Dude. If we send 2 Navy battle groups and a bunch of stealth. B. 2 S.
• 2:08:10
  Testecleese: And Trump's threatening war.
• 2:08:12
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, dude! Irene does not stand a chance, and
• 2:08:17
  Testecleese: I now I'm starting to understand why he sent all this firepower. Because Iran's not Afghanistan. It's not a fucking desert. It's mountain. It's it's impossible to march across you know what I mean?
• 2:08:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:08:28
  Testecleese: Just blow it up from the sky. But that means basically every civilian is going to die because he's gonna turn it into a fucking giant canal with that much firepower, you know.
• 2:08:41
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, I found Yemen we mentioned I couldn't find Yemen on a map. I made sure to look it up. It's the border on the south side of Iran.
• 2:08:50
  Brian McFadden: That where the Uss. Cole went in for refueling and was bombed.
• 2:08:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. And you know what we never did a proper retaliation for that.
• 2:09:01
  Testecleese: I think it's the only time someone got away with fucking with American ships, and didn't have something happen.
• 2:09:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:09:09
  Testecleese: Right now. They're fucking with our boats right, and
• 2:09:13
  Testecleese: you better back off. We're going to war as he brings in world ending weaponry.
• 2:09:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep, I think that's our shit.
• 2:09:22
  Testecleese: I think you might be right. Dude. Okay, Guappo, before we go. I want Guapo
• 2:09:29
  Testecleese: this dude. Austin Metcalf.
• 2:09:34
  El Guapo: do you hear? Me, you got kicked out.
• 2:09:39
  Testecleese: Nice to meet you.
• 2:09:39
  Testecleese: You're not getting out.
• 2:09:40
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 2:09:41
  Testecleese: Oh, track me! This one kid sat under the wrong team's tent, basically.
• 2:09:47
  Testecleese: They told him to leave
• 2:09:49
  Testecleese: once you go, you know. Escort him out physically. Dude stabbed Dude, stabbed the guy in the heart, killed.
• 2:09:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:09:59
  Testecleese: We don't know all the details, even though everyone seems to think they do.
• 2:10:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, apparently there's a video of it. So we'll see what happens in court. Yeah, you're gonna use
• 2:10:09
  El Guapo: for court.
• 2:10:10
  Testecleese: From what I understand is this, Kid reached into his bag and said, Touch me and see what happens.
• 2:10:14
  Testecleese: It sounds like a threat to a lot of people, but it also sounds like fuck around and find out.
• 2:10:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:10:20
  El Guapo: you know what I mean. So I'm going to be neutral on this situation. But the 17 year old student did lose his life.
• 2:10:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:10:28
  Testecleese: Being stabbed with a weapon that you're not allowed to have on school property. I'm thinking this young man's at least guilty of felony murder because he created. He committed a felony by getting on that school property. With this weapon.
• 2:10:41
  El Guapo: Yeah. He's Ben Slaughter, probably, but not 1st degree. Murder.
• 2:10:45
  Testecleese: No, no, that's why I'm saying felony murder, because it's a death occurred while on the commission of a felony.
• 2:10:52
  Testecleese: You could literally
• 2:10:54
  Testecleese: have not even been involved with the person that died in a felony murder case. You just had to be involved in the felony like you're the getaway driver, and your buddy robs the bank and shoot someone. You're guilty of felony murder.
• 2:11:07
  Testecleese: And that's why I'm thinking that's the best worst charge they're going to get this guy on. They're trying to get him with a 1st degree murder for bringing a weapon on school grounds.
• 2:11:17
  Testecleese: and I know the Conservatives
• 2:11:20
  Testecleese: are going to act very fucking liberal in this, saying, well, you're not allowed to have a weapon there.
• 2:11:25
  Testecleese: So you're wrong.
• 2:11:27
  Testecleese: My libertarians are going to say fuck you! You have no authority to tell me. I cannot keep and bear arms.
• 2:11:33
  El Guapo: Right. He's like, I guess.
• 2:11:38
  El Guapo: Oh, my God.
• 2:11:39
  Testecleese: No? Well, okay, you according to the local rules you're not supposed to. I'm saying.
• 2:11:43
  El Guapo: Well, because we don't know the local state, the local and the state laws how the dictate.
• 2:11:50
  Testecleese: Texas and Texas does have a no weapons on school policy like.
• 2:11:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, any other.
• 2:11:55
  Testecleese: Other State.
• 2:11:56
  El Guapo: Because of the further ground. Yeah.
• 2:12:00
  Testecleese: But I don't care like.
• 2:12:02
  Brian McFadden: Aren't most schools drug free zones, too.
• 2:12:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, they Susan drugs.
• 2:12:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. So you get in extra trouble or having drugs in school.
• 2:12:09
  Testecleese: It's a felony just to have drugs in school, let alone possessing them
• 2:12:12
  Testecleese: just like it's illegal to carry your nut your, and it wasn't a pocket knife. It was like a it was long enough and powerful enough to get through his sternum and stab this kid's.
• 2:12:21
  El Guapo: Tomorrow.
• 2:12:21
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 2:12:22
  Testecleese: So it wasn't a folding knife.
• 2:12:24
  El Guapo: Right.
• 2:12:26
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, I got a feeling. The worst they're going to get them on is felony murder? If they try to go for a 1st degree murder that's going to get thrown out.
• 2:12:35
  Testecleese: And the reason why there's been so much in the news lately.
• 2:12:41
  El Guapo: Because it's both a black and a white kid.
• 2:12:42
  Testecleese: There was a black young man who stabbed a white young man to death, and we know, had this been the other way around, it would have been everywhere. But you probably only came across this story.
• 2:12:51
  Brian McFadden: Would have been protests.
• 2:12:54
  Testecleese: He's raised something 100.
• 2:12:56
  El Guapo: Dude. Okay, you know what, even I don't know. What is it with this? People that defending like whoever the the whoever is guilty alleged person. Because, remember, we got the baton incident.
• 2:13:11
  El Guapo: It's 2 black people involved, and and they're still protecting the whoever used the weapon, you know.
• 2:13:17
  Testecleese: Well, I'm gonna bring up Kyle Rittenhouse because people made a big deal.
• 2:13:22
  El Guapo: It's not the same, it's.
• 2:13:23
  Testecleese: Hold on. They were saying he wasn't old enough to legally own that weapon, because he was 17.
• 2:13:32
  El Guapo: No, no, he probably.
• 2:13:33
  Testecleese: But you have a right to defend yourself.
• 2:13:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, he was the financial when he was leaving.
• 2:13:37
  Testecleese: No, I'm sorry. I don't know if you saw this guy. He's like he's like 6, 2, like 145 pounds. He's a little skinny. Nothing.
• 2:13:44
  El Guapo: The who.
• 2:13:46
  Testecleese: No, no, no! The young black man.
• 2:13:48
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 2:13:49
  Testecleese: And 4 white dudes came up to him and went to physically escort him out. I could understand the intimidation, especially with what the news cycle is putting out.
• 2:13:59
  Testecleese: He might have genuinely felt the threat of his life. Now.
• 2:14:02
  El Guapo: See.
• 2:14:03
  Testecleese: That's a courtroom to make that decision. I'm just saying that too many people have written this off as a murder.
• 2:14:08
  El Guapo: Okay. If if let's say, for instance,
• 2:14:14
  El Guapo: you go to a place you're in the wrong place, and you wear a knife with you? Aren't you asking for somebody to confront of you?
• 2:14:24
  El Guapo: You carry it. Why would you carry that to begin with, unless you expect something to happen? You know.
• 2:14:29
  Testecleese: I carry a gun.
• 2:14:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. But you 17 in high school.
• 2:14:33
  Testecleese: Well, okay, I understand what you're saying.
• 2:14:36
  El Guapo: You're not. You're not even a folding knife either.
• 2:14:38
  Testecleese: Yes, but the the issue is it whether or not? Why did you have the weapon with you?
• 2:14:43
  El Guapo: That means that.
• 2:14:44
  Testecleese: I say you have every right to have it right.
• 2:14:47
  Testecleese: Matter why you had it.
• 2:14:49
  El Guapo: But at school. No, you're not allowed to.
• 2:14:52
  Testecleese: And.
• 2:14:53
  El Guapo: You know what.
• 2:14:53
  Testecleese: You sound. You sound like a Liberal, not a libertarian right now.
• 2:14:57
  Testecleese: No, no, no, because I say so. I'm saying that
• 2:14:59
  Testecleese: you have no authority to tell me. I cannot have a weapon on school grounds.
• 2:15:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, you can. The government says like, Hey, you know.
• 2:15:05
  Testecleese: Second Amendment overrules this shit. You have to amend the okay.
• 2:15:10
  El Guapo: Does the Second Amendment still protect me if I go with a gun right now to the school right now.
• 2:15:15
  Testecleese: It's supposed to is my argument here.
• 2:15:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, we're supposed to. But it's not gonna get you that.
• 2:15:20
  Testecleese: So you're saying he was a fucking moron. I still think it doesn't matter. He was a moron. He had.
• 2:15:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, you know. Yeah. But the same time, if you have alright, I just.
• 2:15:31
  Testecleese: He'd made a bad choice.
• 2:15:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, he better by church. You you go front.
• 2:15:36
  El Guapo: And this, yeah.
• 2:15:36
  El Guapo: you scaled the fucking threat and like you stab the person said, I'm like, you know what let me get out of here. Let me get the fuck out. They probably would not pursue you after that.
• 2:15:46
  Testecleese: No, you're right. Every single time you can.
• 2:15:48
  El Guapo: You. You're not retreating yourself, but just like you know what? I don't want a confrontation. Let me get there.
• 2:15:53
  Testecleese: Well, I know, and depending.
• 2:15:54
  El Guapo: The escalation process.
• 2:15:55
  Testecleese: Depending on the state you live in. The same thing could happen with a gun.
• 2:15:59
  Testecleese: You had a chance to walk away, but you chose not to. But some States like West Virginia.
• 2:16:04
  Testecleese: I can say, Get off my property, you say? No, I can.
• 2:16:07
  El Guapo: Has 2 property there. That was his property.
• 2:16:09
  Testecleese: I know. I know I'm just talking about what counts as self-defense. Yeah.
• 2:16:13
  El Guapo: But at the same time you're not gonna be like.
• 2:16:15
  Testecleese: But this is Texas.
• 2:16:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:16:17
  Testecleese: Texas is a stand. Your ground State.
• 2:16:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, but he, I think he forfeited his ground because of something happened. But right now I'm already buzzed so I cannot recall what it is.
• 2:16:29
  Testecleese: No, no, I agree. This kid made a terrible decision. A young man lost his life, and I know as a fact, this kid feels bad.
• 2:16:34
  El Guapo: They're not. They're not.
• 2:16:36
  Testecleese: The body cam of the cop. He's like, Oh, my God! Is he gonna be okay? He's like I can. I at least call this self-defense, and I was like dude if he asked the kid was okay.
• 2:16:46
  Testecleese: Now I think that I think this dumbass panicked and made a whole bunch of bad decisions.
• 2:16:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, bringing that.
• 2:16:52
  Testecleese: Murder does not make it 1st degree murder.
• 2:16:54
  El Guapo: Okay. 1st of all, if I had to go somewhere and had to bring a weapon, it probably should not be there first.st
• 2:17:01
  Testecleese: Dude. I carry a gun down in.
• 2:17:03
  El Guapo: They know. But no, they're not saying like I.
• 2:17:06
  El Guapo: I should not be there unless I know the price of the, you know. Like, if
• 2:17:11
  El Guapo: if you got no business like like, okay, do you know what a problem and get assaulted there? Should I go there like.
• 2:17:17
  Testecleese: He sounds. He sounds like a liberal
• 2:17:20
  Testecleese: saying, Oh, if you need a gun to go there, you shouldn't go there.
• 2:17:24
  El Guapo: Hey? There's the same mentality.
• 2:17:26
  Testecleese: Anywhere I want.
• 2:17:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, you get anywhere you want. But you know what? There's gonna be confrontation there. Do I need to get confrontation right now? No.
• 2:17:33
  Testecleese: Well, that's why most. That's why most states.
• 2:17:36
  Testecleese: if a situation happens in most gun owners, avoid confrontation.
• 2:17:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:17:41
  Testecleese: Knowing how this could escalate.
• 2:17:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, then you have so much paperwork, because it's hey.
• 2:17:47
  Testecleese: One. Now you have a testosterone, infused teenager dealing with puberty, etc. Etc. Who is dumb enough to have a knife?
• 2:17:57
  Testecleese: And the testosterone exploded. I'm not. I'm not defending this kid. I'm just saying that people are already writing him off as he's going to prison like he might not get convicted, and he might actually have a fair chance in a courtroom.
• 2:18:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, he may. But we have to see evidence and stuff like that. I mean, from what I've seen so far, everything's against him.
• 2:18:15
  Testecleese: Of you, dude, don't!
• 2:18:16
  Testecleese: There's there's everything school events.
• 2:18:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's already especially under age, you know. If.
• 2:18:23
  Testecleese: You know.
• 2:18:24
  El Guapo: What's going on in your life. You need a fucking knife at 17, you know.
• 2:18:28
  Testecleese: What difference does it make?
• 2:18:30
  El Guapo: Do you? Then you have to talk to a teacher like, hey, can you fucking? This is what's.
• 2:18:33
  Testecleese: No, no! What difference does it make you.
• 2:18:35
  El Guapo: I understand. But you're not. He's not an adult.
• 2:18:38
  El Guapo: Okay, so if that's the case, that's the case. So he should have it. He should have it
• 2:18:43
  El Guapo: right now. Hold up. Should Kyle Rittenhouse have gone to prison for having a possession of a rifle when he was 17?
• 2:18:49
  El Guapo: Oh, he's fucking tire neighborhood was getting on fire. Of course he was there.
• 2:18:53
  Testecleese: But he picked up a gun at 17 it was from a different state. It wasn't even his rifle.
• 2:18:58
  Testecleese: Alright. Do we do? Okay, we want to compare apples and orange right now, because none, not a knife.
• 2:19:05
  El Guapo: The city was on fire. He was helping people to clean up, and everything.
• 2:19:09
  Testecleese: And it was.
• 2:19:10
  El Guapo: This guy's a piece.
• 2:19:12
  Testecleese: There wasn't even his city.
• 2:19:13
  El Guapo: His family live in that city. Dude.
• 2:19:15
  Testecleese: But you see, my point is.
• 2:19:17
  El Guapo: I want to be confrontational about it, because.
• 2:19:20
  Testecleese: No, I'm saying that you can't use the underage argument because it has to apply.
• 2:19:24
  El Guapo: And yeah.
• 2:19:25
  Testecleese: Personally.
• 2:19:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, of course. By
• 2:19:27
  El Guapo: he brought a he brought a knife to a school he now is allowed to like. It's like bringing a gun to a courthouse, you know. He's gonna get arrested.
• 2:19:34
  Testecleese: And Kyle Rittenhouse showed up in an area that he knew that had been rioting, carrying a very powerful rifle as a 17 year old.
• 2:19:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:19:43
  Testecleese: And the court found he had every right to defend himself.
• 2:19:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:19:48
  Testecleese: I think the same thing is going to happen with this kid unless he gets felony murder because he committed a felony by bringing a knife on school property.
• 2:19:56
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 2:19:59
  El Guapo: I think that's our shit.
• 2:20:01
  Testecleese: It is I just. I've been wanting to talk about this for like 2 weeks now I've been listening to everyone talk about it. I'm like, some of you guys got decent points. Most of you guys have no idea. Guapo, at least had an argument to make. I disagree his argument, but I respect it because it made sense.
• 2:20:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:20:17
  Testecleese: Whatever you're going to.
• 2:20:17
  Brian McFadden: We used to call that a debate.
• 2:20:20
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, yeah. And you don't see that on the left anymore. Do you.
• 2:20:23
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:20:24
  Testecleese: You don't see disagree, but still have a fun. Conversation.
• 2:20:27
  El Guapo: You, Tesla, on fire, that's all.
• 2:20:29
  Testecleese: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 2:20:30
  Testecleese: All right, Brian, you're right. Pinch this turd off.
• 2:20:34
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:20:34
  Testecleese: This big, fat sinker.
• 2:20:36
  El Guapo: Second.