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Donald Drumpf Theatre: The Cabinet of Curiosities and the Ineffective Democrats · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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  SPEAKER_03: It's time again for Donald Drunk Theater No one knows what is up or down Jack or
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  SPEAKER_03: why Legal or impeachable Everything is make-believe in Donald Drunk Theater So
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  SPEAKER_03: let's pull the curtain back We are controlling transmission if we wish to make it
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  SPEAKER_03: louder
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  SPEAKER_03: We will bring up the body.
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  SPEAKER_03: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've just crossed over into...
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_03: Why does everything have to be so f***ing weird?
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_03: These are dangerous times.
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  SPEAKER_03: Something terrible is going to happen.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_03: Truth isn't truth.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: I hear it's fake news, but maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's fake news, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, would I do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_03: The President of the United States has the authority to do what the President has the authority to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: You will!
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I have to claim myself as king.
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  SPEAKER_03: I learned a lot from Richard Nixon.
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  SPEAKER_03: When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could cause panic much better than even you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could do much... I would make you look like a minor league player.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I would, Kent.
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  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to the resistance.
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  SPEAKER_03: I promise you for the remainder of the next four years, I will only speak to you in this tone of voice.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_03: It has been...
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  SPEAKER_03: Two weeks since the election.
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  SPEAKER_03: Feels like two months.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's been 15 years since the election.
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  SPEAKER_03: Today is not the worst day since Trump was elected.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_03: And also today.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, we all know Trump has big plans for his second term.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mass deportations, tariffs, and finally building that statue of Arnold Palmer's .
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  SPEAKER_03: The question is, who is going to come to the White House and help Trump carry out his glorious agenda?
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  SPEAKER_02: There's no question he's the leader of our party.
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  SPEAKER_02: So now he's got a mission statement.
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  SPEAKER_02: His mission and his goals and objectives, whatever that is, we need to embrace it.
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  SPEAKER_02: All of it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Every single word.
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  SPEAKER_02: If Donald Trump says jump three feet high and scratch your head,
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  SPEAKER_02: we all jump three feet high and scratch our heads.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is about Trump filling his cabinet with who shot John, to quote old black people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, the story is Trump cabinet picks for making America great again and again, possibly forever.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you know what?
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  SPEAKER_03: The man has won the popular vote.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's earned the right to pick his new team.
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  SPEAKER_03: We owe it to him to hear him out without, you know, nitpicking.
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  SPEAKER_03: How's the media characterizing Trump's unconventional cabinet selections?
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  SPEAKER_00: They're saying this fool is crazy, but this is what we expected.
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  SPEAKER_00: Shrug shoulders.
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  SPEAKER_00: Boundary pushing and unconventional.
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  SPEAKER_01: Downright provocative.
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  SPEAKER_01: Seemingly out of left field.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hair on fire, out of your mind, insane.
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  SPEAKER_03: The New York Times reports that Elon Musk or Uncle Elon, as some people call him.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not calling him Uncle Elon.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're saying that Elon Musk is known at Mar-a-Lago and is putting his imprint on
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  SPEAKER_03: the Trump transition,
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  SPEAKER_03: and it's been far more hands-on than even his allies expected.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elon Musk, who's been spotted at Mar-a-Lago basically since election day.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's been seen golfing with Trump and hanging out there at dinner.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's one of the few people sitting in this makeshift situation room that they built in Mar-a-Lago.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy will co-lead what he's calling the Department of Government Efficiency.
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  SPEAKER_01: Elon Musk has been weighing in on some of Donald Trump's potential picks,
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  SPEAKER_01: making it clear to the president-elect who he believes should have that role.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ooh, good, good.
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  SPEAKER_03: The world's richest man is helping the president-elect run the country.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure by the time Elon's done,
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  SPEAKER_03: his businesses will be unregulated,
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  SPEAKER_03: he'll have billions in new government contracts,
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  SPEAKER_03: and it'll be illegal to point and laugh at a cyber truck.
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  SPEAKER_03: The world's richest man is by the president-elect's side with no oversight or security clearances.
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  SPEAKER_00: Responding to speculation about his position in the new administration,
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  SPEAKER_00: Musk posted on X,
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm happy to be first buddy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Question to you all.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: How's Uncle E helping out the incoming president?
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  SPEAKER_03: Hey,
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  SPEAKER_03: look,
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  SPEAKER_03: let's be fair about this to Elon Musk,
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  SPEAKER_03: and we all find him to be a little bit kooky,
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  SPEAKER_03: but if it's him or Trump and one of them's got to make the decisions,
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  SPEAKER_03: Elon Musk taking control of everything sounds a whole lot better to me.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God, help.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is this where we are?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Everyone at once, try to wake up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump ain't built no rocket.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elon built a rocket.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elon paid somebody to build a rocket.
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  SPEAKER_03: Counterpoint.
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  SPEAKER_03: Counterpoint.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elon paid them.
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  SPEAKER_03: According to sources,
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  SPEAKER_03: the unelected billionaire has attended nearly every candidate interview meeting and
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  SPEAKER_03: has even sat in on calls with foreign leaders,
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  SPEAKER_03: including President Erdogan of Turkey and President Zelensky of Ukraine.
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  SPEAKER_03: And if you're wondering how those conversations went, CNN has obtained leaked audio.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump made one pick right out the gate that made people think he might be taking this seriously.
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  SPEAKER_03: Marco Rubio.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's gonna be Secretary of State.
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  SPEAKER_03: This Marco Rubio.
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  SPEAKER_03: Marco Rubio.
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  SPEAKER_03: Another corrupt, all talk, no action politician.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message.
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  SPEAKER_03: Where's the lie?
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  SPEAKER_03: Which is vintage Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: You call somebody an idiot until they kneel down,
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  SPEAKER_03: and then you take them in your arms,
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  SPEAKER_03: and you cradle them like a baby.
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  SPEAKER_03: And while it's disappointing that a tough Trump critic like Marco Rubio would
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  SPEAKER_03: humiliate himself for a position of power,
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  SPEAKER_03: to his credit,
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  SPEAKER_03: he did agree to talk to us.
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  SPEAKER_03: And joining us now from Washington, Senator Marco Rubio.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, first of all, Senator, congratulations on becoming new Secretary of State.
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  SPEAKER_03: You must be excited, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't know what you're talking about.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can just tell you that a con artist is about to take over the Republican Party
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  SPEAKER_03: and the conservative movement,
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  SPEAKER_02: and we have to put a stop to it.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, what?
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  SPEAKER_02: He is wholly unprepared to be president of the United States.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've been saying that for years.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have to say I'm shocked to hear it coming from you.
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  SPEAKER_02: There is no way we are going to allow a con artist to take over the conservative movement,
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  SPEAKER_02: and Donald Trump is a con artist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes, but if he's as awful as we both know he is, why do you think so many people voted for him?
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  SPEAKER_02: I will acknowledge that there are some people watching this broadcast that are
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  SPEAKER_02: intrigued by him because they think he's a straight talker and he fights for the
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  SPEAKER_02: little guy.
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  SPEAKER_03: But Donald Trump has spent 40 years sticking it to the little guy or longer.
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  SPEAKER_03: So Trump picked Marco for state, then Trump started Trumpin'.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_03: South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem is expected to be tapped as the Secretary of Homeland Security.
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  SPEAKER_03: One of his main messages during the campaign was about killing the pets.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
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  SPEAKER_03: He goes out and hires the woman who shot her puppy.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, this woman has no national security experience.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's the governor of South Dakota.
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  SPEAKER_03: I will say Noam does have experience striking fear in the hearts of terrorists.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait, I read that wrong.
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  SPEAKER_03: Terriers.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fear in the hearts of terriers.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sorry, sorry.
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  SPEAKER_03: So who else is on board?
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  SPEAKER_03: I promise, promise, promise, promise not to nitpick.
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  SPEAKER_01: The former president also turning to a former House member,
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  SPEAKER_01: Lee Zeldin of New York,
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  SPEAKER_01: to lead the Environmental Protection Agency.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, just to nitpick for a second here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Republican Congressman Lee Zeldin.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, the last I remember, he wasn't a big advocate for the environment.
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  SPEAKER_03: What do you plan to do at EPA?
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  SPEAKER_03: We have the ability to pursue energy dominance,
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  SPEAKER_03: to be able to make the United States the artificial intelligence capital of the world,
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  SPEAKER_03: to bring back American jobs to the auto industry.
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  SPEAKER_03: We have the opportunity to roll back regulations that are forcing businesses to be able to struggle.
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  SPEAKER_03: So the head of the EPA's top priority is protecting the auto industry,
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  SPEAKER_03: boosting artificial intelligence,
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  SPEAKER_03: and boosting business in general.
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  SPEAKER_03: Where's the environment in all this?
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  SPEAKER_03: What was the first pick that made it seem like Trump was really not serious at all?
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  SPEAKER_03: It was nominating Fox & Friends host Pete Hexif to be the Secretary of Defense,
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  SPEAKER_03: a position that oversees the military and its $900 billion budget.
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  SPEAKER_03: What credentials did this Fox and Friends employee have for the gig besides serving
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  SPEAKER_03: in the National Guard and being accused of sexual assault?
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, those were my two.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump reportedly picked Pete to run the Defense Department because he thinks he has the look.
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  SPEAKER_03: He also almost killed somebody on TV with an ax.
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  SPEAKER_03: Pete and Clayton are facing off.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're testing their skills with the ax.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's going to win this battle with the Lumberjacks?
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  SPEAKER_03: So I'm guessing he wasn't a sniper when he served.
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  SPEAKER_03: The dumbest person in that video is the drummer.
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  SPEAKER_03: You got hit with an ax and trying to walk it off.
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  SPEAKER_03: Lay your ass down and get your lawsuit money.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why?
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  SPEAKER_03: We have seen Trump also announce his choice for director of national intelligence, the senior most U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: intelligence official in this country as Tulsi Gabbard, someone who has been at odds with U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: intelligence assessments.
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  SPEAKER_03: Gabbard is a conspiracy spreading MAGA hanger-on who was not on anyone's radar to
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  SPEAKER_03: be nominated for director of national intelligence,
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  SPEAKER_03: the head of all of America's spy agencies.
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  SPEAKER_03: Her nomination has stunned current and former members of the intelligence community.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now,
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  SPEAKER_03: one of the reasons that Gabbard is such an awful choice for the role is that we
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  SPEAKER_03: can't be sure which country she's working for.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's been a booster for autocrats such as Syria's Bashar al-Assad,
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  SPEAKER_03: Turkey's Recep Tayyip Erdogan,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Russia's Vladimir Putin.
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  SPEAKER_03: And look,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not saying she's a Russian asset,
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  SPEAKER_03: but when I think of her being director of national intelligence,
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  SPEAKER_03: I do have a strong desire to drink vodka.
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  SPEAKER_03: For the next pick,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to play a clip of a Republican senator,
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  SPEAKER_03: Mark Wayne Mullen,
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  SPEAKER_03: describing the nominee.
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  SPEAKER_03: You tell me, based on the clip, what job this nominee is up for.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is a guy that didn't have...
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  SPEAKER_03: The media didn't give a time of day to after he was accused of sleeping with an
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  SPEAKER_03: underage girl.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's a reason why no one in the conference came and defended him,
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  SPEAKER_03: because we had all seen the videos he was showing on the House floor.
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  SPEAKER_03: So...
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  SPEAKER_03: Who is this underage section?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's Matt Gaetz of Florida.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's District 1.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you know what the street he lived on and everything.
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  SPEAKER_03: You got to keep an eye on those guys, buddy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're talking about Trump's nominee for Attorney General, Matt Gaetz.
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  SPEAKER_03: Seen here, looking like he's shocked to know that she's over 18.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gates,
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  SPEAKER_00: who traveled with Trump to Washington today,
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  SPEAKER_00: now tapped to lead the Justice Department,
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  SPEAKER_00: the same department that was investigating the congressman for years for alleged
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  SPEAKER_00: obstruction of justice and for alleged sex trafficking.
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  SPEAKER_00: The congressman is currently at the center of an ongoing bipartisan House Ethics
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  SPEAKER_00: Committee investigation into allegations of sexual misconduct and illicit drug use.
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  SPEAKER_03: Gates for AG was easily the most shocking of Trump's cabinet picks so far.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was shocked that he has been nominated.
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  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to The Lead.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm Jake Tapper.
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  SPEAKER_03: And let me begin the show by uttering some words that I never contemplated using together before.
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  SPEAKER_03: And those words are U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: Attorney General Matt Gates.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jake looks so strange trying to get them words out of his mouth.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just to give you an idea how insane this is, here's our Republican House member named Mike Simpson.
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  SPEAKER_03: One of Gates' colleagues responded when reporters asked him if Gates had the
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  SPEAKER_03: experience and character to be attorney general.
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  SPEAKER_03: Again, this is a real quote.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you me that you just asked that question?
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: But hell, you'll print that, and now I'm going to be investigated.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_03: I love an answer that starts with, are you me, and ends with the realization that you're yeah, dude.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_03: You're about to get audited, and I believe this is the technical legal term up of the wazoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Question though, panel.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why did Trump pick Matt Gaetz to run the Justice Department?
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  SPEAKER_03: He's your buddy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why not?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, as a matter of fact, yeah, he picked him because he's going to go after the Justice Department.
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  SPEAKER_03: Did you see some of those videos that he was showing on the floor?
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  SPEAKER_03: I sat with Matt.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've sat with Matt about every day,
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  SPEAKER_03: and he has never showed me any videos or anything that's inappropriate.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_03: So y'all not that cool.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you think the Republican from Oklahoma is lying?
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
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  SPEAKER_03: Mark Wayne Mullen is best friends with the former speaker who Matt had and the few
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  SPEAKER_03: of us voted to kick out.
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  SPEAKER_03: So there's a there's a history there.
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  SPEAKER_03: A member of Congress wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17 year old.
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  SPEAKER_03: An ethics complaint that started before I ever became speaker.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's illegal.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm not going to get in the middle.
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  SPEAKER_03: It sounds like y'all got a high school over there.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: High school.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_03: You're promoting it.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's a junior high school, man.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's a junior high school.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_03: Junior high school does sound right, actually.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_03: I need a flow chart just to figure out who's on whose side.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, here's what Trump said he liked about Gates.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_03: Trump liked that Gates seemed like the only one who'd say,
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  SPEAKER_03: quote,
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  SPEAKER_03: yeah,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll go over there and start cutting fucking heads.
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  SPEAKER_03: The timing for Gates could not have been any better for him.
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  SPEAKER_03: After Donald Trump announced he'd pick Gates to lead the Justice Department, he resigned from Congress.
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  SPEAKER_03: The House Ethics Committee was set to vote Friday on releasing a highly damaging
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  SPEAKER_03: report on its investigation into Matt Gaetz.
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  SPEAKER_03: Once you resign from Congress,
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  SPEAKER_01: That report likely will get buried.
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  SPEAKER_01: Potentially,
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  SPEAKER_01: it could still be made public,
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  SPEAKER_01: but that would mean that a Republican would also have to vote on the committee with
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_03: the Democrats to release that.
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  SPEAKER_03: So now, Gates almost certainly won't face consequences.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_03: Now,
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  SPEAKER_03: reactions from across the political spectrum have been swift,
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  SPEAKER_03: with Trump's own former National Security Advisor John Bolton calling this the
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  SPEAKER_03: worst nomination for a cabinet position in American history yet.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you forgot the word yet.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_03: Trump's still got plenty of time to outdo himself.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: Just wait until he names his secretary of the interior a bear who got stuck in a dumpster.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: We love Dumpster Bear, don't we, folks?
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_03: He got out of the dumpster, and we like that about him.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_03: He got out of the dumpster like we're getting out of NATO.
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  SPEAKER_03: And former Trump lawyer Ty Cobb called Gates' nomination a you to America.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I think this choice is nuts.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_03: And it's not just because I have the woke mind virus,
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: which I'm happy to say I'm finally getting treatment for.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_03: You know what they prescribe me?
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_03: Ivermectin.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_03: And you know what?
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  SPEAKER_03: It's great.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's really great.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_03: You know, so I'm eating a lot of crow right now and a lot of horse pace.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_03: You've been feeling under the weather since the election.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_03: Don't worry.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_03: Pretty soon, everyone else will be sick, too.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_03: President-elect Trump on Truth Social just made it official.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_03: He wrote, quote, I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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  SPEAKER_03: as the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: Unpasteurized whale juice for everybody!
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly what everyone voted for.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_03: Surely this will lower the price of eggs.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_03: On Thursday, Trump fulfilled his campaign promise of nominating RFK Jr.
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  SPEAKER_03: as Secretary of Health and Human Services.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_03: But what are people saying...
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: What are people saying about the possibility of having a Kennedy back in the government?
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_03: The comedian Lori Kilmartin had a great joke, and I hope I get it right.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_03: She said, now a Kennedy is trying to assassinate us.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's a great joke.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_03: The New York Post called RFK Jr.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_03: nuts on a lot of fronts.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_03: RFK Jr.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: spread a racist conspiracy that COVID-19 was ethnically targeted to spare Jewish and Chinese people.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_03: So, good news to everyone of Chinese or Jewish descent who got COVID-19.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_03: What is Professor Brain Worm's plan to make America healthy again?
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: He's going to outlaw gummy bears.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_03: RFK plans to wage a war on public health by promoting raw milk during a bird flu outbreak,
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_03: discouraging people from vaccinating their kids,
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_03: and banning fluoride from the water supply.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_03: And also this.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_03: There's atrazine throughout our water supply.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_03: If you,
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_03: in a lab,
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_03: put atrazine in a tank full of frogs,
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_03: it will chemically castrate and forcibly feminize every frog in there.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: If it's doing that to frogs,
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: there's a lot of other evidence that it's doing it to human beings as well.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: The truth is, when you look at Trump's cabinet picks so far, they're kind of all over the place.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: You got mainstream politician Marco Rubio as secretary of state,
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: far-right weirdo Stephen Miller as deputy chief of staff,
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: Congresswoman Elise Stefanik as U.N.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: ambassador, even though she has no diplomatic experience.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, what common thread could there possibly be?
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_03: I know it seems like a diverse group, but all of Trump's cabinet picks do share one thing in common.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_03: What is the one thing they share in common?
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: That nobody else would hire them to do these jobs except for Donald Trump.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_03: Literally nobody.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_03: We were looking for this.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: That is loyalty to Donald Trump.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_00: The president is rewarding loyalty.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_00: Trump is putting loyalists to the MAGA agenda.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_03: Congressman, you're a big Trump supporter.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_03: Are you hoping to get a call to go serve in the Trump administration?
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_03: But you were nodding your head yes as you were saying no.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_03: The story is Trump's outside of the cabinet picks for his incoming administration.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_03: I look forward to seeing all the fired asses on a future season of The Masked
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_03: Singer or his paid contributors right here on CNN.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_03: President Trump risks everything for us.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_02: Leading us in this fight will be a man who,
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_02: although wounded and facing danger,
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: he stood up and raised his fist.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_02: He is the toughest man that I have ever met.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_00: Ever.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody has endured more than what he has gone through.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing, absolutely nothing, will stop President Trump from standing and fighting for our great country.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump's a style icon.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: Stephen Miller wants to put kids in cages, but that is perhaps the most offensive thing he has said.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_03: But I guess that's the uniting factor.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_03: These people are kissing Trump's ass so hard, they've got bronzer on their nose.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_03: We're starting to get more of a sense of what season two of The Celebrity a President might look like.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: And it is,
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_03: according to his new chief of staff,
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_03: Susie Wiles,
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: Trump plans to issue a number of executive orders on day one.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: He wants four Big Macs, six large fries,
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_03: Two buckets of KFC.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_03: And in addition,
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: he wants to put executive orders eliminating immigration and his ongoing fight
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_03: against the climate.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_03: Trump is going to keep holding rallies.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_03: You know those rallies he loves?
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_03: He's going to keep doing them, even though the election's over.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: That way, Americans can stay up to date on the size of the late Arnold Palmer's dong and whatnot.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_03: But Donald Trump is returning to power, and so once again it is time to saddle up la résistance.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_03: Because, if you remember, before Trump won the election,
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: Democrats were clear-eyed about the stakes.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's time that fascism is called fascism, and Americans know exactly what they're voting for.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile,
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: Joe and Mika Brzezinski Scarborough,
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_03: who famously warned of the growing threat of Trump's fascism,
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: also had an interesting announcement to make.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: Last Thursday,
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: we expressed our own concerns on this broadcast and even said we would appreciate
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: the opportunity to speak with the president-elect himself.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_00: On Friday, we were given the opportunity to do just that.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_00: Joe and I went to Mar-a-Lago to meet personally with President-elect Trump.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: And for those asking why we would go speak to the President-elect during such
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: fraught times,
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_00: especially between us,
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_00: I guess I would ask back,
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_00: why wouldn't we?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_00: Uh...
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_03: because you said he was Hitler.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's time that fascism is called fascism and Americans know exactly what they're voting for.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_03: Tap out, tap out.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: But look, we don't know what the visit was.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: We don't know what the tone of the visit was.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: We talked about a lot of issues,
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: including abortion,
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_03: mass deportation,
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_03: threats of political retribution against political opponents,
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: and media outlets.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I bet you really laid down the gauntlet, Joe.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_03: I bet you walked in there and just let him have it, didn't you, Joey?
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna do a one-act play called Joe and Mika Go to Mar-a-Lago.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_03: Boom.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_03: Mr. President, your rhetoric is outrageous.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: I cannot in good conscience.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_03: Who are those macaroos?
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_03: The pink one is raspberry.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_03: We've learned nothing.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_03: even those putting up resistance to Trump's agenda, don't seem to understand who they're dealing with.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_03: Senator Elizabeth Warren accusing President-elect Donald Trump's transition team of
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_03: breaking the law as there are reports it missed a deadline to file a required
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: ethics pledge.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: Hear ye, hear ye, Hitler missed the reporting deadline.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_03: The war is over.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: I've said it before and I'll say it again.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_03: Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_03: they glued their balls to their thighs.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_03: That is what is happening.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_03: The election that we just had was a repudiation of the status quo,
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: an overly regulated system that is no longer responsive or delivering for the needs
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_03: of the people.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: He is paving the way to become a Vladimir Putin or to become an Adolf Hitler.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_00: He is a threat to democracy.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_03: He is a clear and present danger to our democracy, to our way of life.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_03: Damage may be irreversible.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_03: The destruction could be unthinkable,
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_03: and it would be a betrayal of everything that our framers fought for.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_03: I feel passionately.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: We should fight him on the beaches.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_03: In the field.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: God forbid the streets.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_03: The asphalt and the silence.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_03: Now,
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_03: I assume now that the Democrats have lost to the greatest threat we've ever faced
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: as a nation,
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: that they will be forthright in acknowledging,
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_03: one,
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_03: the Democrats' role in this catastrophic defeat,
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_03: and two,
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_03: the bleak hellscape we now face.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: We're proud of the fact that we've defeated more House Republican incumbents than
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: they've defeated House Democratic incumbents.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: We did flip three House seats from Republican to Democrat and gained back almost
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_03: all of those that we had lost in 2022.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, almost is doing a lot of work in that sentence.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we almost gained back all we had lost.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_03: Almost is kind of a load-bearing adverb.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_03: Parents, good news, we gained back almost all of the children we lost on the field trip.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's a new dynamic.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_03: It is a willful, bright-siding, this shit show.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, Democrats have less seats, but have you heard who's in those seats?
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_00: In this freshman class alone,
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_01: and I'm gonna stop for cheers for each one of these because they're remarkable,
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: we have our first trans member of Congress.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: We have an engineer from an immigrant community in the San Bernando Valley.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_01: We have the first Iranian American Democrat in Congress.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: We have the youngest member ever elected to the House from New Jersey.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_03: That's not a thing.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_03: How did you go from the reasonably impressive first Iranian Democrat to hold the
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: seat to the,
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: I think somewhat reaching for,
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: youngest person ever from New Jersey?
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: And by the way,
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: to the audience,
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_03: if you think that that framing is not that interesting,
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_03: wait till you hear that this record-breaking young phenom from New Jersey is 38
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: years old!
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_03: 38 years old yeah how come on how far are we going with this oh in illinois we
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_03: elected a ginger oh hey yeah wow this is going to be the most diverse group of
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_03: congress people to ever get all their legislation blocked so inspiring but you know
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_03: what
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: people.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: But of course,
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: as the Democrats struggle,
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump headed to Madison Square Garden with his grab him by the pussy posse
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_03: to do his favorite thing.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: Watch people submit.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Trump likes submission in the octagon.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_03: He likes it out of the octagon.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_03: He likes submission from his enemies and even from his new friends.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_03: By the way, it doesn't take much of a transgression to warrant a bended knee for Trump.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: For instance,
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: last week,
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: Trump's newly-mitted health and human services nominee hit Trump with a bit of a
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_03: light-hearted jab about his diet.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: The stuff that he eats is really, like, bad.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: It's not... Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes onto that airplane is, like, just poison.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: A little friendly swipe, boop.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: A little bit of ribbing, gentle ribbing, boop.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_03: And he will pay for his insolence.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_03: President Trump,
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_03: Elon Musk,
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_03: Don Jr.,
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_03: RFK Jr.,
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_03: and Speaker Mike Johnson eating McDonald's on Trump's private plane.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, Robert, come on in here.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_03: You think that's poisoned, yeah?
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_03: Eat it.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, hey, hey, Robert.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_03: Eat the whole thing.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, in front of us right now.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_03: Eat the whole thing.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_03: And by the way, when you're done eating the whole thing, Grimace is gonna come in here and f***ing ass.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what we're gonna do.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: Grimace.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, hey, Robert, eat the whole thing.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: Grimace is gonna f***ing ass while we're doing it.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta make eye contact with him the whole time.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're gonna film it.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: Government is theoretically a constitutional system of checks and balances between
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_03: equally powerful branches.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: But what government actually is is an overly complicated Byzantine bureaucratic
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_03: maze of rules,
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: loopholes to those rules,
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: and norms.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_03: Complex enough that, A, if you want to find a rule that keeps you from doing something, you'll find it.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_03: And B, if you actually want to do something, you can find a loophole to get around said rule.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_03: And then the norms are just how often you've had to pull any of this shit.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_03: For example, Trump's, let's be generous, provocative, and unorthodox cabinet picks.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think Hulk Hogan's been nominated yet.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_03: Democrats are positive that the vaunted constitutional rules of the Senate shall be
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_03: the guardrail to this madness.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: Certainly, we can fight back.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_01: The president nominates.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_03: The Senate confirms.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: We're a check and balance.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_03: We're there to be a guardrail.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_03: The Senate has a constitutional obligation to advise and consent on this nomination.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, shit.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_03: You want Matt Gaetz, Mr. President?
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_03: Prepare to be advice and consented, biatch.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_03: There is no way for the Constitution to allow you to get past it.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_03: The Constitution does give the president power to adjourn the House and Senate on
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_03: extraordinary occasions.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_03: To unilaterally install his most controversial nominees and bypass the Senate
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_03: confirmation process entirely.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_03: That is our government in a nutshell.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_03: The rules say we can stop it.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_03: The loophole says that.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: And so what are you left with the last refuge of losers.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_03: The norms.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think that's appropriate and I don't think that's what the founders
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: intended that is not the custom.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can do it and it's legal wire.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever guy.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_03: We're going to think you're a dick.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_03: Republicans exploit the loopholes.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_03: Democrats complain about the norms over and over and over, and it has ghastly consequences.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_03: Remember when President Obama nominated Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court?
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_03: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell refused to give that a vote,
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_03: saying,
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_03: well,
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_03: it's only one full year before the election.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's too close.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: Now,
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: you could make a case that Obama could violate the norm,
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_03: say the Senate failed their advice and consent,
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_03: and appoint him anyway,
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_03: and see whatever the f*** happens.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_03: Fight.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_03: But they just went, well, we never heard of that rule, but, uh, okay.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_03: Smash cut.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_03: Two months before a presidential election,
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: Trump nominates Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court after the completely
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_03: unforeseeable death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_03: And as you can imagine, the Democrats went right to the nearby Kinkos.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_03: Behind me is the McConnell rule.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_03: On February 13th,
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_03: 2016,
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_03: when Justice Scalia passed away,
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_03: Senator McConnell said,
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_03: and I quote,
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_03: this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new president.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_03: And so Amy Coney Barrett was forced to head back to her homestead,
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_03: never to be heard from a...
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh,
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: they didn't give a...
• 31:41
  Oh!
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right, I forgot.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_03: They didn't give a... Look!
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_03: Let this show be the utterly ineffective hypocrisy finders.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_03: I can tell you from experience, it does nothing.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_03: You guys be the loophole guys that figure out how to get shit done because they
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_03: don't give a about your norms.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_03: They will exploit any loophole, even if they have to go through clearly closed windows to do it.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_03: You would think after Trump's presidency, Democrats would have learned
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_03: But they doubled down.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_03: When Biden tried to get immigration reform into the Inflation Reduction Act and the
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_03: Senate parliamentarian told him he couldn't,
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_03: did he respond to the rule with a loophole?
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_03: Or did he... That's for the parliamentarian to decide, though.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_03: Not for Joe Biden to decide.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_03: No!
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's for...
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_03: You take the parliamentarian and you put them in a locker and then you bring
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_03: Grimace in and have him...
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_03: THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_03: DO YOU GUYS GET WHAT I'M SAYING?
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_03: PERHAPS A DEMONSTRATION IS IN ORDER.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_03: TO GET ANYTHING DONE,
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_03: THE DEMOCRATS FEEL LIKE THEY MUST THREAD THE NEEDLE TO MAKE SURE,
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: OH,
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_03: WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE EACH NORM FOLLOWS THE OVERLY COMPLEX BUREAUCRATIC PROCESS THAT
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_03: WE CREATED OURSELVES.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_03: OH, OH, THE PARLIAMENTARY, OH, I CAN'T DO BECAUSE THE NORM SAYS, OH, I CAN'T GET ANYTHING DONE.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_03: MEANWHILE, THE REPUBLICANS COME IN AND ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS FINGER BANG A DONUT.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_03: THAT'S ALL THEY HAVE TO DO.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, how are we going to get Matt Gaetz in if the advice and consent?
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, there it is right there.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_03: Boom, boom.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: There he's in there.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_03: There he's in.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, look at who he's in.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_03: Now Trump has the House, Senate, presidency, and judiciary.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_03: So it's going to get harder, not easier.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_03: Democrats are going to have to forcefully play the loopholes.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_03: But the good news is you're well set up for it.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_03: the youngest congressional representative ever from New Jersey, 38-year-old LaMonica McIver.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_03: Unless... Wait, I've got a loophole.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_03: What if Joe Biden got his vice president to not certify... No, no, President Biden, wait!
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_03: Listen!
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_03: Listen to the plan!
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_03: Joe!
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks for the songs from Golden Earring and In Order To Survive.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_03: And thanks for the clips and excerpts from Jordan Klepper,
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_03: Troy Nels,
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: Amber Ruffin,
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: Roy Wood Jr.,
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: Jonathan Lemire,
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: Lamani Jones,
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_03: Jimmy Kimmel,
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: Marco Rubio,
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_03: Stephen Colbert,
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_03: Michael Ian Black,
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_03: Mark Wayne Mullen,
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_03: Susan Collins,
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_03: Jake Tapper,
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_03: Seth Meyers,
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_03: Tim Burchett,
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_03: Kevin McCarthy,
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_03: Stephanie Ruhle,
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_03: Robert F.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_03: Kennedy Jr.,
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_03: Stuart Varney,
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_03: Laura Ingram,
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_03: Joe Scarborough,
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_03: Mika Brzezinski,
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_03: Hakeem Jeffries,
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_03: Chuck Schumer,
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_03: and Dan Goldman.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_01: They'll know that they'll notice now.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_03: So you will come to know When the bullet hits the bone When the bullet hits the bone