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Xbox @bethesda Starfield Scams Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Well, I won't back down. No, I won't back down.
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  You can stand me up at the gates of hell and I won't back down.
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  No, I stand my ground. I won't get turned around and
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  I'll keep this world from dragging me down where I stand
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  my ground and I won't back down. I will back down, baby.
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  There's no easy way out. I will back down.
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  Well, hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brett
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  Keene and you were watching and listening to GOD TV Radio
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  International. Yes, I have a radio station.
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  I also have products, merchandise such as T-shirts and
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  posters and all kinds of other cool sesnet.
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  And you can also check out books that I've written.
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  All links are in the description and if you'd like to support me,
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  I have Cash App as well as PayPal.
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  All right, so today I got to say I'm really fucking pissed off.
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  I am just out of my fucking mind with anger.
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  Here's the issue, ladies and gentlemen.
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  As many of you know, I adore the company, Bethesda.
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  I've been playing Fallout, I've played Skyrim.
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  I put up with all the fucking bugs.
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  I put up with all the nonsense. I put up with their Creation
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  Club and what do they do to me? They make me wait a fucking year
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  before they put out the creation kit.
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  They announced that they're gonna put ADLC out soon, 2024,
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  but no actual date, so I don't know what that fucking means.
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  It could mean that we don't see it until Christmas.
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  They've been really bad about letting people know when the
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  fuck they're gonna do shit. Well, they finally, after all
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  this time, dropped the creation kit where you can mod and do
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  shit. I've been known to mod quite a
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  few fucking things myself. And well, what happens is, is I
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  go and I see that they have the creation content where people
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  can download it to their Xbox or their PC.
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  So I'm really excited. I'm thinking, Oh yes.
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  But I've noticed that a lot of modders, because they had to
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  wait a whole year and a lot of people have given up on
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  Starfield, hardly nobody's making fucking mods.
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  And the ones that are doing so, a lot of them are behind
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  paywalls on the website. Paywalls.
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  What this means is you bought the whole fucking game and now
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  they expect you to buy little pieces of content here and
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  there. Well, I figured, I love the
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  game. I like the idea of making my own
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  spaceship, flying around the fucking universe and saving
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  people one star at a time, exploring planets, learning the
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  Lord, doing all that sick shit. I love immersion.
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  I love losing myself into a game.
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  So I thought, you know what? This mater busted their ass.
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  They had to OF because they're asking for 500 fucking credits.
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  That's fucking $5, ladies and gentlemen, for a mod that's
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  simply supposed to offer you a follower.
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  Her name is Robin Locke. Notice there's nothing
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  extraordinary about her, she looks like 100,000 other fucking
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  NPCS in the game. But according to the
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  description, her voice is recorded professionally, and
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  she's got all these morals and ethics.
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  Let's take a look at the description a little bit here.
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  Let's see. Whoop.
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  There we go. Hold on a second.
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  All right, so let me Scroll down here.
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  There we go. There's pictures of her.
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  Notice she doesn't look much different than any other NPC in
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  the game. Captain Robin Locke has crossed
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  the United Colony's Navy brass one too many times.
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  Now this ace Colony war pilot finds herself grounded with
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  nothing to do but gaze into the bottom of the whiskey glass.
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  That changes when she meets a star fare in a dive bar, right?
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  Together, a disgraced military pilot and a fledgling
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  Constellation recruit form a fragile partnership to explore
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  the star field. Will the star Affairs hope for a
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  better future influence a cynical war veteran?
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  Or will her morally flexible attitude pull together potential
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  filled pilot into cynicism and booze?
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  Now when you Scroll down here, it's going to tell you that
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  yeah, she's got a bunch of voice lines. 1200 lines thus far.
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  This talks about her morality and what to expect, her likes
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  and dislikes and all that kind of shit.
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  And then the fucker tells you, hey, if you'd like to talk, come
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  over to Discord. I fucking hate discord.
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  So as you can see right here, it says owned.
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  I bought that shit. And I thought, why not support
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  another modder, support Bethesda modders.
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  And you know, I'll, I'll fuck, throw out five bucks.
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  See what happens here. So what ends up happening is it
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  tells you that she's going to be in the bar.
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  I go down into the well, I'm looking around and shit, and I'm
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  looking around for five fucking minutes.
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  She's not in the bar. It turns out that she's outside
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  the bar sitting, and she's wearing an extremely black
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  outfit and she's sitting in the dark.
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  So it was, it wasn't fucking easy to find her.
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  Yeah, OK, fine. I don't give a fuck, right?
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  No problem. So I go to talk to her and her
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  voice sounds OK, but right off the bat she doesn't even know
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  me, and she's talking about her alcoholism and her alcohol
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  issues and shit. And I'm thinking, oh man, did I
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  really pay $5 for a fucking character that is an alcoholic
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  who, you know, screwed up in the military, who's been
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  dishonorably discharged, all this kind of shit?
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  I'm like, yeah, you know, people have their fucking problems.
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  No big deal. So what I do is I talk to her
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  for a little bit and then I, I have her follow me.
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  Well, I have this other mod with what it does is whenever I have
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  a follower come with me their clothes and sync with mine.
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  It means that if I'm not wearing a helmet, the character stops
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  wearing their helmet. If I'm not wearing a suit and
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  I'm just wearing normal clothes and my followers will wear
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  exactly the same type of get up, not the exact same clothes, they
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  won't wear a space suit when I'm not wearing one.
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  They won't wear a helmet when I'm not wearing one.
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  That kind of shouldn't breathable air, right?
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  So once the fucking helmet comes off, I'm absolutely shocked at
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  what I see. She looks like the pictures, but
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  her mouth don't move whenever she's talking.
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  She's hardly expressive. She's just standing there and
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  you can hear the fucking voice, but her mouth does not move.
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  She's not blinking, she's not doing that.
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  She's just looking at me like a fucking zombie.
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  And I'm thinking, wait a minute here, tell me I didn't just pay
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  $5 to have a fucking dead end PC that's standing in front of me
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  that doesn't talk, that doesn't have a fucking mouth to move or
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  any shit like this. What is this?
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  Is she speaking to me telepathically?
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  And guess what? If you just looked at the
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  description with me, the person didn't even bother to fucking
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  write that down. Expecting people to pay $5 for
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  their fucking mod. And they don't even have the
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  fucking audacity to tell you that one of the most important
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  things about your followers? Their fucking mouth don't move
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  when they're talking. So that's bullshit, and there's
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  a bunch of other modders on there that are doing the same
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  shit. They're selling these mods and
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  then very few of them are telling you that, oh, by the
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  way, we didn't bother completing the mod.
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  We're going to update it in the fucking future.
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  Like it's a Kickstarter thing. So people are paying good money
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  for mods and they're not even getting completely what they see
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  in the pictures or what's being told to them.
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  It's one thing to ask for fucking money for work, I'm good
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  with that, but I don't like getting a product that's false
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  advertisement. Motherfucker don't like getting
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  scammed, you follow. So I'm pissed at this.
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  Obviously Bethesda didn't look through any of these mods that
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  they verified. It says they were verified by
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  Bethesda. Bethesda looked at their shit
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  before allowing them to sell it. But here I am with a broken
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  fucking follower that I paid 5 bucks with.
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  That's enough to make you want to punch your high definition
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  television right in the middle of the fucking screen ladies and
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  gentlemen. Very annoying.
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  If this isn't fixed within like a week I am going to just
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  fucking totally lose my shit. I've already sent the e-mail to
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  Bethesda and I said what is this shit?
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  What are you fucking trying to pull here?
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  I'm a long time fan, a long time person.
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  I've paid thousands of dollars for your games all throughout
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  the beginning and end, and you're going to do me like this?
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  Fuck that shit. It's so sad.
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  All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm done ranting.
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  I'm going to go back and play some Starfield.
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  Who knows, maybe there'll be an update when I get on there and
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  her fucking mouth will actually work.
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  I know most people out there that say, bro, what's the
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  problem? You got a woman who doesn't open
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  her mouth and talk. What's the issue, Buck and you?
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  Bye.