Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 455: The King & The Doctor
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- 0:06Speaker 1: Lo let's try that to get up. Turn it up,
- 0:13Speaker 1: stand up, stand up?
- 0:18Speaker 2: When on move ye know watch somebody on TikTok was
- 0:22Speaker 2: having uh a laughing attack over ludicrous lyric office is,
- 0:28Speaker 2: uh yeah, that's I fill it up.
- 0:32Speaker 1: Ballaooons ballooms like all right.
- 0:37Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, we know the lyrical a lot
- 0:44Speaker 2: of I can't say.
- 0:45Speaker 1: That ship ludicrous. Yeah, yeah, that's the question. I fill
- 0:51Speaker 1: her up balloots like I got it. That was That
- 0:57Speaker 1: was the downturn of Ludacris from because I was a
- 1:00Speaker 1: big lud Chris fan as a kid.
- 1:03Speaker 2: I didn't mind that album. It was okay that had
- 1:06Speaker 2: sex for a monent, welcome, tell about sex.
- 1:11Speaker 1: What's that now? Battle of the sexist my chick my
- 1:16Speaker 1: chick hood stuff.
- 1:19Speaker 2: I didn't like that he had the old woman uh
- 1:23Speaker 2: version of the song, that sort of stuff.
- 1:25Speaker 1: That's respectful. Yeah, yeah, women's all that. What's going on? Everybody? Uh,
- 1:32Speaker 1: this is not that serious podcast.
- 1:34Speaker 3: The greatest podcast in the universe.
- 1:40Speaker 2: I happen to be one of your hosts. Michael Keenan
- 1:46Speaker 2: is in the building.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Lamont ak a doctor waffle a k A v aka.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Somebody said I should be the not gay Jesse Smollett like, okay, okay,
- 2:02Speaker 1: and it's.
- 2:05Speaker 4: Wick and a heterosexual Jesse smill that.
- 2:10Speaker 2: And I just want every little gay pooy and girl
- 2:13Speaker 2: to know that I fought back.
- 2:16Speaker 1: All right, all right, Jesse?
- 2:18Speaker 2: Like what I wanted to keep the I wanted to
- 2:21Speaker 2: keep the something you can see it, fight for gay bo.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Justice forget. I wanted to keep the do so so
- 2:30Speaker 1: you can see it. Nigga what nigga? Huh? I beg
- 2:35Speaker 1: you your finest, the finest, the finest, Chicago. Pardon you
- 2:41Speaker 1: see what they did to me? It could happen to you,
- 2:46Speaker 1: happen any of us. No, Nah, I'd be in the house.
- 2:53Speaker 2: And in at No, I'm not I'm Subway.
- 3:00Speaker 1: I'm not doing it.
- 3:01Speaker 4: It's not happening.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I had Subway today for dinner. It was good. I
- 3:05Speaker 1: saw and you're disgusting. Why you're eating subway in twenty
- 3:08Speaker 1: twenty five? What's wrong with subway? Because you have a career.
- 3:12Speaker 1: That's why. What's wrong? Career? At this point? It's overpriced.
- 3:16Speaker 1: You can wanted to go to wah Wah.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Because they don't make chicken bacon ranch, flat breads, chicken
- 3:22Speaker 2: bacon ran.
- 3:23Speaker 1: They don't make anything close to that.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Chicken bacon ranch cases did, but I wanted it on.
- 3:28Speaker 1: The flat bread. Are you sure you can't make it
- 3:31Speaker 1: on it? Add a spinach, a little onion. They have
- 3:34Speaker 1: all those ingredients of wo wah they do. They don't
- 3:38Speaker 1: have any flat bread.
- 3:40Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. I feel like a lot of
- 3:43Speaker 2: stuff is not in their budget. That's some boy, yeah,
- 3:48Speaker 2: but it's on the menu. I had it all right,
- 3:51Speaker 2: all right, the chicken, the bacon, and the ranch.
- 3:53Speaker 1: That's up for the bait or cheese.
- 3:56Speaker 2: This place to have monzarella, Like, what the fuck budget?
- 4:00Speaker 2: Mm hmm, I mean either, I wish they did.
- 4:05Speaker 1: They don't have mozzarella cheese. They make pizzas now, yeah,
- 4:09Speaker 1: but I don't think you can.
- 4:10Speaker 2: I've never seen monzella cheese as an option been there,
- 4:14Speaker 2: I mean recent since they've made pizzas.
- 4:18Speaker 1: I've got a quasadilla sence. Okay, okay, I'm gonna let
- 4:26Speaker 1: that go there, plowing.
- 4:29Speaker 2: How's everybody feeling, how's everybody doing, how's everybody?
- 4:33Speaker 1: How's life? Uh? Random? Day to day. I didn't realize
- 4:39Speaker 1: I had off because I have to work on Saturday.
- 4:42Speaker 1: So I had the great experience of being a stay
- 4:44Speaker 1: at home dog dad, which is really doing absolutely nothing.
- 4:51Speaker 1: That was good. Say, aren't you always a stay at
- 4:52Speaker 1: home dog dad? But I'm working at home? Okay, all right,
- 4:59Speaker 1: what is that dynamic? Like what stayed on the dog day? Yeah,
- 5:02Speaker 1: it's pretty good. You know, just wash a couple of ditches,
- 5:05Speaker 1: feed the dogs, take them out, play video games, live
- 5:09Speaker 1: in the dream, in the dream. I wish I could
- 5:13Speaker 1: do that every day, one day, man, one day, one day,
- 5:18Speaker 1: one day.
- 5:19Speaker 2: I wish that these people that be watching during the
- 5:23Speaker 2: Patreon Yeah, then that day could be a reality.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Like level goddamn like rate subscribe, subscribe, goddamn subscribe like
- 5:32Speaker 1: rate subscribe, leave a review, all that. Oh yeah, shout
- 5:36Speaker 1: out to speaker Spotify on the man, all that stuff.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Shout out to our our new deasy listeners. I was
- 5:43Speaker 1: at this, oh that little little golf event that one
- 5:47Speaker 1: of my friends put together a lot of Indian people there.
- 5:51Speaker 1: I met a couple of them before and he was like, oh,
- 5:53Speaker 1: you're still doing the podcast and I was like, oh, yeah,
- 5:56Speaker 1: I'm surprised you remember that. And he was like, hey,
- 5:58Speaker 1: you got like sixteen people right here they subscribe. Damn right, Okay,
- 6:05Speaker 1: I don't even remember right here. They all rode with me.
- 6:09Speaker 1: He's like, that's not, that's not we all roaded here
- 6:17Speaker 1: in ma Honda, a cord car. I don't know the
- 6:21Speaker 1: stereotype in the same house that's in our eight families
- 6:28Speaker 1: live together.
- 6:31Speaker 2: In this multi generational four bedroom Lome.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Hey, man, that's what they can cram some generations in
- 6:39Speaker 3: the house.
- 6:40Speaker 1: Man, that's how. That's how they're able to say, shout out,
- 6:43Speaker 1: shout out, shut out. I don't hate it. I just
- 6:46Speaker 1: I just observed split up that property tax. Hell yeah,
- 6:50Speaker 1: they're not gonna bust that thing down. Keep everything in
- 6:53Speaker 1: the pocket and then you pull up in the tesla
- 7:00Speaker 1: to plow ahead, keep on plowing. Okay, So how is
- 7:04Speaker 1: the Gulf event? That was cool? You know it's cool.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Didn't win, But okay, were you going to do anything
- 7:13Speaker 1: on Sunday? This chill just chilled. Oh that was actually
- 7:17Speaker 1: on Sunday, Saturday, just chill. Went to Mia Spanya just
- 7:22Speaker 1: place in Princeton. It makess and like Spanish food, like
- 7:28Speaker 1: actual traditional Spanish food, good little spot. Nothing crazy. That's
- 7:35Speaker 1: my weekend.
- 7:36Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, my my week has been cool, like it
- 7:40Speaker 3: ain't really nothing too much crazy. I know this week.
- 7:44Speaker 3: We've been we're starting the the nesting process of getting
- 7:48Speaker 3: everything ready for the baby, like getting preparing the.
- 7:51Speaker 1: Home baby baby. Yeah, not even so much baby, but
- 7:55Speaker 1: was like we've been.
- 7:57Speaker 3: Getting a lot of like because we have a baby
- 8:00Speaker 3: shot coming up this weekend.
- 8:02Speaker 1: So by the time you guys hear this.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Episode, oh no, it'll it will not have happened yet,
- 8:08Speaker 3: but it'll be this Sunday, So.
- 8:13Speaker 1: You guys are not invited. Yeah, we'll send you out
- 8:16Speaker 1: the addressing.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll send you We'll send you the address on Monday.
- 8:21Speaker 1: No, we'll send it with this episode.
- 8:23Speaker 3: You can also you can definitely donate to my baby
- 8:25Speaker 3: fund address add cash at home body mic donate to
- 8:31Speaker 3: the baby fund. Diapers diapers runningup plenty. But no, like
- 8:36Speaker 3: we've just been getting like we've been got a lot
- 8:37Speaker 3: of gifts from people in the registry. So it's like
- 8:40Speaker 3: breaking those boxes down, putting those places, those things and
- 8:44Speaker 3: places and like making space for them, like a right,
- 8:48Speaker 3: we were getting like the look like getting the kitchen
- 8:52Speaker 3: stuff together, and I just realized we're just taking stuff
- 8:55Speaker 3: out and putting baby stuff in.
- 8:58Speaker 2: And I was like, ah, ship, I'm like, there goes
- 9:01Speaker 2: the airfier the Air'll be like, no, you don't really
- 9:06Speaker 2: hurt me.
- 9:07Speaker 1: We had to move the funk. Oh what was it?
- 9:09Speaker 4: We had to move the slushy machine.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Oh.
- 9:15Speaker 1: I was like, we need to redinate this thing.
- 9:18Speaker 2: Rethink it a little too late for that now, buddy,
- 9:22Speaker 2: I was.
- 9:23Speaker 1: I was like, what's the.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Adoption system with New Jersey.
- 9:31Speaker 1: The slush baby Slushies on command?
- 9:38Speaker 2: Continuing the Lene can tell you my legacy slushies on command.
- 9:43Speaker 2: What you've got to do now is just take the
- 9:45Speaker 2: slushing machine. Just put on your nightstand.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Okay that I'm not nine, and this is this is
- 9:52Speaker 1: a lives like he's Richie Rich, Richie Rich. We had
- 10:00Speaker 1: a McDonald's that blew your mind, didn't it listen? Just
- 10:03Speaker 1: like you know how you wake up and you just
- 10:04Speaker 1: grab some water and I just wake up just slushy. Yeah,
- 10:08Speaker 1: just like a slushy in the water cooler, the water.
- 10:11Speaker 3: Sure, if I want to go in bedroom, go in
- 10:13Speaker 3: the bedroom, like and I had the slushy machine up
- 10:16Speaker 3: there hooked up. Biggie was would snap my neck.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Until she was slushy, and it's.
- 10:24Speaker 3: Like a kg B Russian assassin. You fantastic and sing
- 10:31Speaker 3: me a lullaby as I fade away into death. Michael, Michael,
- 10:39Speaker 3: you foolish slushy boy.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Foolish slushy boy. We do.
- 10:45Speaker 3: We just been getting ready for that, and it's like
- 10:47Speaker 3: cleaning the house stuff like that, and also getting ready
- 10:51Speaker 3: for guests because we got it's gonna be a full house.
- 10:56Speaker 3: We got Biggie's parents coming through. Then we got Biggie's
- 11:00Speaker 3: brother and sister in law coming into so it's like
- 11:06Speaker 3: it's gonna be they're all staying at the house. Yeah,
- 11:10Speaker 3: this is a two bedroom house, so that's gonna be
- 11:15Speaker 3: interesting to see how that goes.
- 11:17Speaker 1: How long they're staying there, Like two days, two nights. Okay,
- 11:21Speaker 1: that's not too great, not too insane.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Okay, So they were staying there about four oh hell no,
- 11:29Speaker 2: hell no even three.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Hell three day weekend. I can't walk around my house
- 11:38Speaker 1: and just fart, you know what I'm saying. Like you
- 11:39Speaker 1: can fart, you can. You can't fart in your own house,
- 11:45Speaker 1: not the way you want to.
- 11:46Speaker 3: Not the way you really you really like when you're
- 11:48Speaker 3: in the house, you like you make a band out
- 11:50Speaker 3: of it.
- 11:50Speaker 1: You can freestyle to your fart go outside. It's like
- 11:56Speaker 1: I'm making beats too. My ship. That's why you need
- 11:58Speaker 1: a dog. Yeah, dog part and just like damn.
- 12:04Speaker 2: Damn the worst fact dog forest may be bad.
- 12:09Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, what's wrong with you? Protein? Protein, all
- 12:13Speaker 1: that protein, all that protein.
- 12:14Speaker 2: But yeah, like uh yeah, you gotta sell basically that
- 12:18Speaker 2: whole weekend you gotta be on.
- 12:22Speaker 1: I tended trunk.
- 12:24Speaker 3: So but other than that, it's all good that I'm
- 12:27Speaker 3: ready for this. I'm ready for shiate to be over there.
- 12:30Speaker 3: Bro niggas and planning and niggas. I didn't know I
- 12:35Speaker 3: was supposed to hardest VP, even though every event in
- 12:39Speaker 3: the history of.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Ever, even though the message says, even though.
- 12:43Speaker 2: When I sent you the message, this is pleased rs
- 12:46Speaker 2: VP by.
- 12:47Speaker 1: And then there's another reminder and it was places me
- 12:49Speaker 1: off late. I'm gonna put my hand up. I was
- 12:53Speaker 1: late to rs VP because I forgot, but I did it.
- 12:56Speaker 1: I did it.
- 12:57Speaker 3: If not, you're not coming, I don't, I can't make
- 13:01Speaker 3: no more. I can't make no more you could come.
- 13:04Speaker 4: You're just gonna have to stand and eat your plea.
- 13:08Speaker 1: I know you don't have no problem, that's why.
- 13:10Speaker 3: And it's so funny because like none of these problems
- 13:13Speaker 3: are from my friends. Oh it's the niggas I'm related
- 13:17Speaker 3: to that have a problem all the time, like like
- 13:24Speaker 3: as soon as yeah, immediately even you know, we had
- 13:29Speaker 3: some stragglers, but I mean it might be me. I'm
- 13:34Speaker 3: not for the most part, I don't remember.
- 13:37Speaker 1: I needed the reminder that said, hey, so you haven't
- 13:40Speaker 1: done it, you know, so we can get ahead count
- 13:44Speaker 1: for them. So it was like an email that was
- 13:47Speaker 1: sent out, a text message, email text.
- 13:51Speaker 3: You're gonna have but he's gonna have email from August.
- 13:54Speaker 3: I ain't even send those out until you're.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Gonna somehow have an email from before I sent out
- 13:58Speaker 2: Android problems.
- 14:00Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that's ship. That's same ship.
- 14:03Speaker 1: That's not necessary, but yeah.
- 14:05Speaker 2: I'm just I can't wait for to be over. Then
- 14:08Speaker 2: it's gonna be countdown time.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Mm hmm. So oh yeah man you ready, Yeah, it's
- 14:18Speaker 1: I'm excited.
- 14:19Speaker 2: Actually, they start putting together the bag, put the bag
- 14:25Speaker 2: together and stuff. You know, you know, it's so funny
- 14:28Speaker 2: like everything like I did R s v P. Good good,
- 14:32Speaker 2: I did it back in September.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Is it you or are you? And me? And Kata?
- 14:37Speaker 2: But the thing is I forgot to take off work,
- 14:39Speaker 2: so I have to try and finess something so.
- 14:40Speaker 1: I can be there or you gotta finance you're quitting.
- 14:44Speaker 2: I am quitting, but said, I don't want to just
- 14:46Speaker 2: go out being a dickhead, though, fuck that.
- 14:50Speaker 1: People have done worse, people have done a thousand times worse.
- 14:53Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna do that.
- 14:54Speaker 5: That's but he's right, though you quite literally shouldn't do that.
- 15:00Speaker 1: You might want to go back one day, exactly, Man, listen, Yes,
- 15:05Speaker 1: you might want to go back. It's good.
- 15:08Speaker 4: I understand that.
- 15:09Speaker 1: But it's Bobs. It is Bob's and you were a
- 15:12Speaker 1: good worker.
- 15:13Speaker 2: So I ain't working unless unless you leave by jerking
- 15:19Speaker 2: off from front of the store, peeing on the cushions,
- 15:23Speaker 2: you massurbate on a customer's shoes JD.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Vans, sucking the couch.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Unless you like blow chunks or the lady's shoes. As
- 15:31Speaker 2: you leave'll.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Probably take you back.
- 15:35Speaker 3: Didn't you say he said you should fake like a
- 15:37Speaker 3: mental health episode.
- 15:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you could say, damn listen if they
- 15:44Speaker 2: didn't fuck them, you quinn't my dad.
- 15:47Speaker 5: I don't care, Bro, I had a calcium stone in
- 15:49Speaker 5: my throat and they was giving me a hard time
- 15:51Speaker 5: about leaving.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Yeah, what I had calcium.
- 15:55Speaker 2: Tonsilstones his breath from staking.
- 15:58Speaker 5: No, it was it's literally I had to go to
- 16:01Speaker 5: a dentist and he had to perform like a an
- 16:04Speaker 5: operation like that day. It was a calcium stone and
- 16:07Speaker 5: it was like a bold.
- 16:09Speaker 1: In your throat. Yeah, it was a bull. I didn't
- 16:11Speaker 1: know that could even happen.
- 16:14Speaker 5: I don't know, but he was the guy, the manager
- 16:16Speaker 5: at the time was like, oh, it's your lymph nodes.
- 16:19Speaker 1: They're just swollen. Like you're fine, you can you can
- 16:21Speaker 1: still go sell.
- 16:22Speaker 6: I'm like, I don't feel good, man, I don't know.
- 16:25Speaker 1: It's it's a tonsilstone. But yeah, you probably had borderline tonsilitis.
- 16:29Speaker 5: But he tried, but he but I had a They
- 16:34Speaker 5: didn't even sedate me or anything. He was like, I can
- 16:36Speaker 5: take it out now if you want. I was sure,
- 16:38Speaker 5: and uh he literally popped it out and out literally
- 16:41Speaker 5: put it. Watched him put it in the bowl.
- 16:43Speaker 1: Those things smelled all. I don't remember it having a stench.
- 16:46Speaker 5: I was just you would have to like, but I
- 16:48Speaker 5: just remember like I felt better immediately.
- 16:50Speaker 2: Though he felt that that uh pressure, yeah, pressure really
- 16:55Speaker 2: imagine to get those crazy tons disgusting?
- 16:59Speaker 1: I don't was when I was drinking like cow's milk,
- 17:01Speaker 1: like a lot of whole milk. Frock bro. I used
- 17:05Speaker 1: to wash them.
- 17:06Speaker 2: I used to watch the videos the like townsil Stones
- 17:09Speaker 2: and like pimple popping all the I used to watch.
- 17:12Speaker 1: The classics nasty, just sitting there just celebating. You ever
- 17:16Speaker 1: seen you ever seen the fucking like it just makes it.
- 17:20Speaker 2: Just the umphul of stones, umphull of stones, hoop of stones.
- 17:25Speaker 2: It's like like I'm fallous or unfolos or something like that.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Basically the stones that that build up in your belly butter.
- 17:33Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
- 17:36Speaker 2: And there also people with dilating all the dilator. Yeah,
- 17:42Speaker 2: hardest rocks. Yes, just be nasty. I was doctor pimple
- 17:48Speaker 2: Popp for doctor pimple Pop was popping pimples, was the mother.
- 17:55Speaker 2: I'm on fucking, I'm on tiktoks, I'm in Reddit's.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Bro. I was part of Facebook groups that oh yeah
- 18:04Speaker 1: you're sick. I love a little good face.
- 18:06Speaker 2: But they give they give the redits, having the self
- 18:09Speaker 2: submissions like oh this has been growing on my leg
- 18:11Speaker 2: for about three weeks, watch me pop it.
- 18:14Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, let me see, let's see it stand
- 18:17Speaker 1: from Connecticut and it just comes out looking like cottage sheet.
- 18:20Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, all those are great. I'm like listening
- 18:22Speaker 1: to it. Break the skin.
- 18:23Speaker 2: It's like one of the best parts because it's like
- 18:26Speaker 2: I'm going right now, like you hit an impact on
- 18:30Speaker 2: the wall, and like the I got one right now
- 18:33Speaker 2: that my go to, my go to. It's like this
- 18:35Speaker 2: dude he has one that's like he's like something in
- 18:38Speaker 2: his arm or something.
- 18:40Speaker 3: And he's like squeezing the Jesus out of it and
- 18:43Speaker 3: it's hitting the sink and think, oh I saw that.
- 18:46Speaker 1: It just fuck. It's like, oh my.
- 18:50Speaker 2: God, fantastic one where it was on the back of
- 18:55Speaker 2: the uh this guy's his back left shoulder and they
- 18:58Speaker 2: were just sitting there just squeae.
- 19:00Speaker 1: It was like a twenty five minute video. It was
- 19:02Speaker 1: just squeezing was it? What are you making wrong?
- 19:04Speaker 2: It was like a family out there, like, oh my god,
- 19:06Speaker 2: you touched my own and then do it on the ground.
- 19:10Speaker 1: Oh. I remember the dog, the dog. I seen the dog.
- 19:14Speaker 1: I remember it was an old white man. It was
- 19:16Speaker 1: an old white bearded white guy. Yeah, give me a
- 19:19Speaker 1: fucking brad. He was like, do you feel it? No,
- 19:22Speaker 1: what name Marco? One of the guy's name was Mark.
- 19:27Speaker 1: I remember the name Marco with the back pimple, or
- 19:30Speaker 1: it was bad.
- 19:31Speaker 2: It was worried about the name. I was worried about
- 19:32Speaker 2: stuff coming out the hole in the back.
- 19:34Speaker 4: I think it was chunked up.
- 19:35Speaker 2: I think sometimes we're coming out looking like wet newspaper.
- 19:38Speaker 2: Other time we looking like cottage cheese. Other time it
- 19:41Speaker 2: looked like Swiss cheese.
- 19:42Speaker 1: The ones. I don't like when it's completely liquified. I
- 19:44Speaker 1: don't really don't like that. I don't like that. I
- 19:46Speaker 1: don't really like that. That looks infected. It looks like
- 19:49Speaker 1: it hurts, It looks like it smells awful. It all
- 19:51Speaker 1: looks like it smells nasty.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Yeah, but but that was like it particularly bad, okay,
- 19:57Speaker 2: like like that's gonna stain and then once it's staying.
- 19:59Speaker 2: Now seen your clothes forever.
- 20:01Speaker 3: Well, my new ship now is watching waxing videos that
- 20:06Speaker 3: I can I can Understandah, like just ladies waxing other
- 20:10Speaker 3: ladies in the face, like like women be having her
- 20:14Speaker 3: stism and they haven't they essentially be having beards and
- 20:19Speaker 3: they just thanking that thing and it's just they.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Show all the fucking the fibers, the fibers and like
- 20:25Speaker 1: the the yeah, yeah, that was a good one. Yeah,
- 20:28Speaker 1: they got and they got in there.
- 20:31Speaker 3: Then they got this dude he goes in the It's
- 20:33Speaker 3: an ear doctor where he just grips wax out of
- 20:35Speaker 3: the ears.
- 20:36Speaker 1: I can get down with those, I can. Man, what
- 20:38Speaker 1: about the ones, the ones in like India where they're
- 20:41Speaker 1: on the street just that looks painful. People's have you
- 20:44Speaker 1: seen those mic? What are they doing it?
- 20:49Speaker 2: So on the streets like I believe army or ARTI
- 20:52Speaker 2: tom that there they actually be scamming people doing that
- 20:55Speaker 2: so like they're like they'll be having like like putty
- 21:00Speaker 2: a pace or something like. They won't make it look
- 21:01Speaker 2: like they're make it look like like oh yeah I
- 21:03Speaker 2: got all this out your ear.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Yeah, give me a taste.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Test alright, mats wax or not?
- 21:12Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 21:13Speaker 1: Yeah, they watch life just watching you know, that's what
- 21:18Speaker 1: you do videos you watch? You watch that or do
- 21:23Speaker 1: you go down? Like uh.
- 21:26Speaker 3: Obviously the sentimental part of me now that I'm having
- 21:28Speaker 3: a baby, it's like I'm watching people do pregnancy announcements.
- 21:31Speaker 4: Oh oh my god, those are great.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Yeah that's pretty specific to you. I can't I can't relate.
- 21:41Speaker 1: That doesn't really affect me. Is are there any dogs involved,
- 21:44Speaker 1: any dogs and watch them dogs a puppy announcement. We
- 21:50Speaker 1: just brought home. Oh man, what you have anything? I
- 22:00Speaker 1: went to the Poconos for Halloween. Uh, mister mixy.
- 22:07Speaker 2: It was with Keanus co workers. One of her co
- 22:10Speaker 2: workers' birthday. So what does she works for a real
- 22:14Speaker 2: estate company. She's on the tech side of it.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, I didn't know that tech side Like what So.
- 22:21Speaker 2: She helps realators, uh, integrate their listings with the program,
- 22:28Speaker 2: making sure everything is listed and working properly and shit
- 22:31Speaker 2: like that.
- 22:32Speaker 1: Hmm hmm. But yeah.
- 22:33Speaker 2: So we was up there when up Friday got back
- 22:36Speaker 2: this morning. The first two days they was trying to
- 22:41Speaker 2: freeze this out. That wind was stupid. The weather was trying. Yeah, yeah,
- 22:47Speaker 2: I'm crazy again. The weather was stupid. Poconos was nice.
- 22:52Speaker 2: We stated, like the last time I was up in
- 22:54Speaker 2: the Poconos it was a more like mountainous area. This
- 22:57Speaker 2: was more like rural like there was a warm or
- 23:00Speaker 2: like down the street. Woh like, it was more like
- 23:04Speaker 2: around here, but in the mountains it was cool.
- 23:08Speaker 3: I haven't been in the Pokey news and okay, pokes, I'm.
- 23:15Speaker 4: In the Pokes at least a couple of a decade
- 23:17Speaker 4: or two.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just and yeah I went. I went snow
- 23:22Speaker 1: to being like almost ten years ago.
- 23:25Speaker 2: I want to go like lodge, like to like a
- 23:29Speaker 2: snow lodge and actually like snowboard. I don't know why
- 23:34Speaker 2: you would want to like I want to even though
- 23:37Speaker 2: I hate the cold, I would want to go to
- 23:39Speaker 2: like a lodge.
- 23:40Speaker 1: I went snowboarding once. I can't say that I was
- 23:43Speaker 1: cold like that. No, because you're moving and you got
- 23:46Speaker 1: clothes on. Yeah, but I get cold easily, that's true.
- 23:51Speaker 1: That's true.
- 23:51Speaker 2: But it's just gotta look cold outside of them free Okay,
- 23:55Speaker 2: got you?
- 23:56Speaker 1: Yeah, say no more. Yeah, lets let's go to a
- 24:00Speaker 1: snow lodge. Yeah, we can have a nice cozy time indoors.
- 24:05Speaker 4: And do love a cozy time indoors?
- 24:09Speaker 1: You can't. It can't be the cozy time indoors, I'll
- 24:12Speaker 1: tell you that much can't.
- 24:14Speaker 4: Honestly, what's this thing on here?
- 24:17Speaker 1: Says that says she was on crack? So did you
- 24:21Speaker 1: guys see that? Who was on Crack's? It was this podcast?
- 24:25Speaker 1: This other woman from another podcast, what's her name? Rachel
- 24:31Speaker 1: Elizabeth Slocum. She was on this podcast. Yeah, she was
- 24:37Speaker 1: also on crack. She was on the podcast talking about
- 24:39Speaker 1: how she was doing crack and how like it was
- 24:44Speaker 1: affecting her life and how it messed up her job
- 24:46Speaker 1: as a dental assistant. But no one ever found out
- 24:49Speaker 1: because she was doing that with a good job. Yeah,
- 24:52Speaker 1: she was a dental assistant. She was smoking crack on
- 24:55Speaker 1: the job. She said she was cooking on the job. Yeah.
- 24:58Speaker 1: She said she would take like little breaks, go to
- 25:00Speaker 1: the supply closet, smoke a little crack, then go back
- 25:05Speaker 1: to work. Or she'd be back where they're making like
- 25:08Speaker 1: the mouth molds. She'd be in that room cooking up crack.
- 25:12Speaker 1: What year is this good question? I don't know.
- 25:15Speaker 5: The only reason I'm asking is because apparently when it
- 25:17Speaker 5: was first introduced, like professionals were doing it, like doctors.
- 25:20Speaker 1: No, she's not that old, he's never mind, No, not
- 25:24Speaker 1: that old. She looks like she's around our age. Yeah,
- 25:29Speaker 1: but yeah, she was cooking it up. But she said
- 25:31Speaker 1: no one ever knew but she was white. They probably didn't.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Hey maybe, but hey, but she actually that's incredible. Yeah,
- 25:44Speaker 1: they are functional cracks man. But she has her own
- 25:48Speaker 1: podcast now. She's actually pretty popular or found out because
- 25:51Speaker 1: she pretty much like platforms people that either had to
- 25:55Speaker 1: deal with addiction or deal with different issues in their
- 25:57Speaker 1: life of like, oh, I had a I went to
- 26:01Speaker 1: jail for robbery. I was trying to do this and
- 26:04Speaker 1: do that, but turn my life around. This is my story,
- 26:08Speaker 1: that type of thing. Obviously, she's now not on crack,
- 26:13Speaker 1: but I just thought that was wild. It's like, you're
- 26:15Speaker 1: just so publicly like, yeah, I was on crack. Yeah.
- 26:19Speaker 2: I don't think it was gonna take a lot for
- 26:22Speaker 2: me to tell niggas voluntarily that I was on crack.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're going to the depths of my crack abuse.
- 26:30Speaker 1: I guess that's like that's one way again, I'm ashamed. Yeah,
- 26:33Speaker 1: and she's not ashamed of her past. I guess you
- 26:35Speaker 1: should be ashamed of that.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Hey, but it's not like she was doing you can
- 26:43Speaker 2: overcome it, but be a shamed like, yeah, that was
- 26:46Speaker 2: a shameful time that I was a crack.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Saying it's a great time. She's saying like this is
- 26:51Speaker 1: not something anyone should.
- 26:52Speaker 2: Be doing, but like just only really shameful when like
- 26:56Speaker 2: you're doing crazy stuff for the cracks. Shameful from the
- 26:59Speaker 2: moment when you put a crack rock flicked the lighter
- 27:05Speaker 2: and you put that pipe up to your lips. That
- 27:08Speaker 2: is when the Shane kicks in. Actually, the Shane kicks
- 27:11Speaker 2: in when you get in your head I want to
- 27:13Speaker 2: smoke some crack, and then you go by save crack.
- 27:18Speaker 1: That mean she went and bought crack. It's a lot
- 27:20Speaker 1: of work. It takes a lot of work to bi crack.
- 27:24Speaker 1: I don't know who I buy cracked from a time man,
- 27:29Speaker 1: Like you know what I'm saying. You just want to
- 27:31Speaker 1: where do you start crack? Where do you start to
- 27:33Speaker 1: buy crack? I me, you're gonna ask the weed man.
- 27:37Speaker 2: Any and honestly, if I am a weed man, and
- 27:40Speaker 2: I'd be like, imagine you're a weed man in twenty
- 27:44Speaker 2: twenty five and somebody comes up and be like, yo
- 27:46Speaker 2: work and I gets some crack, I'm put you in
- 27:48Speaker 2: the fucking face and I'm never dealing.
- 27:50Speaker 1: With you again. Business damn what you hand him in
- 27:52Speaker 1: the face for, because Nigga, I don't deal with that
- 27:55Speaker 1: type of ship. Yeah, but you with your thing, I
- 27:59Speaker 1: would know to you know who would sell crack. You're
- 28:01Speaker 1: the only one I know that sells illicit drugs. So
- 28:05Speaker 1: if you sell drugs, if you sell weed, that's the
- 28:08Speaker 1: same thing anymore. It's not. There's nowhere near the same
- 28:11Speaker 1: thing to me. I'm not saying that you do it,
- 28:13Speaker 1: but you might know somebody going to the liquor store
- 28:15Speaker 1: and actually crack. That's not the same to me. We's
- 28:19Speaker 1: not the same. I mean, it's not like you're going
- 28:21Speaker 1: to what's the store called the liquor store dispensary. Yeah. No,
- 28:29Speaker 1: it's thinking of the actual location, like what roots. Yeah,
- 28:32Speaker 1: it's not like you're going to Roots and saying like, hey,
- 28:36Speaker 1: you all got any crack?
- 28:37Speaker 2: Do you know where I can buy some crack. I'm
- 28:40Speaker 2: trying to pick up an order for my name, for
- 28:41Speaker 2: my friend. His name is jim Crack.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, does anybody know the song Jimmy Crack Corn
- 28:52Speaker 1: Christopher Rack a k A. C Rack.
- 28:56Speaker 3: But you gotta find a crack dealer, right, Okay, buy crack?
- 29:02Speaker 3: And who knows will buying crack in twenty twenty five
- 29:05Speaker 3: looks like.
- 29:08Speaker 1: It might just be as simple just here you go, here,
- 29:10Speaker 1: you go, here you are, sir. Probably probably, it's just
- 29:13Speaker 1: a good day and now I have a good time.
- 29:14Speaker 1: See you in thirty minutes.
- 29:15Speaker 3: I'm just thinking, like I'm thinking that as opposed to
- 29:17Speaker 3: the nineties where crack dealers are literally like everywhere.
- 29:20Speaker 1: I don't think it's just really crack dealers out right.
- 29:22Speaker 4: Now in twenty twenty five.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Walk down Kensington.
- 29:26Speaker 4: That's very true.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Walk down. This is what I'm talking about. It's a
- 29:29Speaker 1: lot of work go to Kensington.
- 29:32Speaker 6: That's it's a lot of work to go there.
- 29:35Speaker 2: A nice little thirty minute drive six six dollars. I
- 29:39Speaker 2: can get weed without a six minute drive.
- 29:43Speaker 1: You can get weed deliverty.
- 29:46Speaker 4: That is very true. I don't have to think and.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Kissington them so you can get it. Crack the cracked delivery,
- 29:50Speaker 1: crack delivery, crack to go defeend service. Who do you think?
- 29:57Speaker 1: I have a question for y'all, have a question for y'all.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Who do y'all think out of all of us here,
- 30:02Speaker 3: who do you think you get quacked crack the quickest?
- 30:04Speaker 1: You? Yeah? Probably, Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you.
- 30:08Speaker 1: What makes you think I could get cracked the quickest?
- 30:10Speaker 1: Because I feel like that. Not the nigga that's did.
- 30:13Speaker 1: Come on, the pharmaceutical man. Why would I get that
- 30:15Speaker 1: he can make crack? He probably could, but he'd be
- 30:19Speaker 1: at all make crack.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a little quality, but I think you
- 30:23Speaker 2: think Corey, you would be the easiest to get crack.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Why would I be the easiest person to be able
- 30:28Speaker 1: to acquire crack?
- 30:29Speaker 2: Because I feel like you have the you know, the
- 30:32Speaker 2: people who has the access to the quack.
- 30:36Speaker 3: I'm not gonna keep talking about this because you're gonna
- 30:39Speaker 3: keep saying crack like that is gonna.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Make because you said quack.
- 30:43Speaker 6: I feel like if you've been selling weed long enough,
- 30:45Speaker 6: you've probably sold something.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Or at least you've seen something like somebody pressed you
- 30:49Speaker 2: it was like, hey, you selling crack?
- 30:51Speaker 1: No man, no, oh right, so now that way, now
- 30:56Speaker 1: you know who's okay?
- 30:59Speaker 4: Yeah, I accept that.
- 31:02Speaker 2: I know right now you can go on your phone
- 31:04Speaker 2: right now and find somebody at that knows where we
- 31:08Speaker 2: could buy crack.
- 31:10Speaker 1: M M. Maybe we know you can. We know you can't.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Why why are you are you saying it like that?
- 31:19Speaker 1: My name is d Haven.
- 31:20Speaker 6: We know you got it in your phone book. What
- 31:23Speaker 6: I mean, you have the capability to do so, thank you?
- 31:28Speaker 1: Okay?
- 31:29Speaker 4: All right, yeah, come on, Dare. That's fair, that's fair.
- 31:32Speaker 1: That's fair. Oh wait, did anyone do anything for Halloween?
- 31:37Speaker 1: Or we just cooked Halloween bro. I was Michael Myers.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was like here, I was over here
- 31:48Speaker 1: with a white man. I seen it all, like because
- 31:53Speaker 1: did you do anything for Halloween? Not at all? Some
- 31:56Speaker 1: little kid came to our house. Our lights went on.
- 31:58Speaker 1: I said, oh, we got nothing for you want some nuts?
- 32:01Speaker 1: I want some lots. You want somebody to Mexico? You want?
- 32:05Speaker 1: He wants some apples, some seasoned peanuts, nuts from Mexico.
- 32:09Speaker 1: You want some beef. Of course, you got nuts from Mexico.
- 32:11Speaker 1: I was just in Mexico. We took the nuts like
- 32:14Speaker 1: in the complimentary snacks. We got some Mexican oreos. I
- 32:18Speaker 1: will give you say harse harchie bar. So did you
- 32:27Speaker 1: do Halloween? Cor Yeah.
- 32:29Speaker 5: Friday night I went to the high school football game
- 32:33Speaker 5: with MJ. And then my godparents crossed the street had
- 32:36Speaker 5: a Halloween party.
- 32:37Speaker 1: So I was just there with my wife and kicking
- 32:40Speaker 1: over there. Uh.
- 32:41Speaker 5: The highlight of my weekend is really just watching football.
- 32:44Speaker 5: I don't really do much, like I'll be thirty three, two.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Weeks exactly what day.
- 32:52Speaker 2: It's just usually like I'm just the days of having fun,
- 32:55Speaker 2: the days, the days like when's the next sports game?
- 32:58Speaker 1: Like when's the next is like not for nothing. And then.
- 33:02Speaker 5: Last week specifically, me and my family are really just
- 33:05Speaker 5: looking forward to Sunday.
- 33:06Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be weird.
- 33:07Speaker 5: That's all we've been talking about. That's that's next on
- 33:10Speaker 5: the docket. Like I just feel like I'm in that
- 33:11Speaker 5: part of my life now. Oh okay, I mean Sunday
- 33:15Speaker 5: his baby shower.
- 33:16Speaker 1: Oh okay, got you. It's gonna be a I told
- 33:23Speaker 1: it's funny because Brandy is like I said, like, maybe
- 33:28Speaker 1: I'll leave early, you know, because I get back and
- 33:30Speaker 1: then you know, we gotta get ready for the week.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. She said, come on now, you know,
- 33:36Speaker 1: once you get with your friends and you start carrying on.
- 33:42Speaker 5: Jou.
- 33:43Speaker 6: My mom said that we're gonna take two separate.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Cars because you know, I ain't gonna leave, and I said,
- 33:50Speaker 1: you got sorry there. You know, we like to hang
- 33:52Speaker 1: time ke with our buddies. This is Mike's first baby.
- 33:56Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? I mean, Irish
- 33:59Speaker 1: cold by his first'd be like that's crazy, I disrespectful.
- 34:03Speaker 2: And yeah, we're gonna be there til the kick us out.
- 34:05Speaker 2: But just no, Keenan is available as a name, it'll
- 34:10Speaker 2: stay available.
- 34:13Speaker 1: On the draft board until round fifty five. It's still
- 34:18Speaker 1: on the board. It's on. It'll stay on the bird
- 34:23Speaker 1: board perpetuity. It will be as long as it's an option. Sure, sure,
- 34:30Speaker 1: just like your teet is an option. It's here, but
- 34:35Speaker 1: some is higher up. Bitch, that's an option as well.
- 34:39Speaker 4: It's not right above, Keenan, Just you wouldn't have.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Would below Kwan Mills, Kwan mills Field, Yeah, Kuan Mills
- 34:53Speaker 1: just actually that flows, No, it doesn't.
- 34:57Speaker 2: This is like kuand Mill Kuan Mill Windfield.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like it's.
- 35:03Speaker 4: Something like thud thud.
- 35:06Speaker 5: Why if you're pregnant right now, Keenan, name your son,
- 35:09Speaker 5: uh first born Khalil?
- 35:11Speaker 1: Why is that? This is what a k obviously? Yeah,
- 35:15Speaker 1: all the kids gonna be named case. Okay, Uh.
- 35:19Speaker 2: It was the name of my first best friend in kindergarten.
- 35:23Speaker 6: Okay, cool. I've been fighting for Zakir, but nobody's on
- 35:27Speaker 6: my side.
- 35:28Speaker 1: A half Hispanic or half Puerto Rican black Zakir Zach.
- 35:32Speaker 1: He can portray himself like he's a Philly Muslim. I
- 35:38Speaker 1: do it. Okay. Maybe what about the middle name. The
- 35:44Speaker 1: middle name is uh White. Now I'm saying, what if
- 35:47Speaker 1: the middle name was a kre No new mirror is
- 35:49Speaker 1: are the middle name? I know what we already we
- 35:51Speaker 1: know what the middle name is gonna be Odell is
- 35:54Speaker 1: in one or two middle names, Carol, literally right there
- 35:57Speaker 1: in front of you, Michael, O'Dell O'Dell loofy, O'Dell loofy, Kevin.
- 36:06Speaker 1: That was my not negotiable. It's gonna be a Beckham.
- 36:09Speaker 5: Well because I said Beckham Beckham, I like Beckham. She
- 36:14Speaker 5: didn't like that, So I said, middle name is definitely Odell.
- 36:17Speaker 5: Then huh, we'll the name it Becky. Yeah, I'm saying
- 36:23Speaker 5: Beckham could be a girl that. Wow, I didn't even
- 36:26Speaker 5: think about it like that. Rebecca Beckham, No Beckham. Yeah,
- 36:30Speaker 5: I think I might have to pitch that in the chat.
- 36:33Speaker 1: Has a girl named Beckham? Yeah, you gotta get creative.
- 36:37Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. It could be Becky Beckham, Becky becks
- 36:41Speaker 1: bes come on, becks, come on, becks. Yeah, but would
- 36:46Speaker 1: you want your trying to have a name where their
- 36:48Speaker 1: nickname could be Becky? Probably not? What's wrong with becky?
- 36:55Speaker 1: Nobody uses that term anymore? You like becky with a
- 36:57Speaker 1: good hair? What you think? What do you think? Thinking
- 37:00Speaker 1: of you're gonna avoid it.
- 37:02Speaker 2: It's just like names that like rhyme, so like you
- 37:04Speaker 2: got becky necky becky nicky becky.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Yeah, you just don't think. I don't think she has
- 37:13Speaker 1: to worry about that one. What's it? What is it?
- 37:18Speaker 1: Like thing? I think he's thinking of the day that
- 37:24Speaker 1: we used to call what. No, I'm not thinking about
- 37:31Speaker 1: that at all.
- 37:31Speaker 2: What what?
- 37:32Speaker 1: What is it? What is it? He said, Michael, you
- 37:35Speaker 1: have to say who started calling it Adam? You know
- 37:41Speaker 1: it was? What did he call him? We don't have
- 37:44Speaker 1: to what do you what do We don't have to.
- 37:48Speaker 1: I'll tell you. We will not he called you. You
- 37:54Speaker 1: got called that keenan. We will not. That one is
- 37:57Speaker 1: his name, Yo, we used to be so mean. I
- 38:09Speaker 1: think it was so meaning. Bro Uh you call him
- 38:13Speaker 1: s f K and that's all I'm will say. Oh here,
- 38:16Speaker 1: I will say what it means.
- 38:18Speaker 5: I'll tell y'all later, But you know, okay, Oh sorry.
- 38:31Speaker 5: But another thing that happened weekend was the versus Verse.
- 38:36Speaker 1: Did y'all watch that? I didn't watch week was it
- 38:38Speaker 1: last weekend? Yeah? Did we talk about that at all? No,
- 38:41Speaker 1: we really didn't. We skimmed over. Did we watch did
- 38:43Speaker 1: anybody watch. I didn't. I watched bits and pieces. It's
- 38:46Speaker 1: not my wheelhouse.
- 38:48Speaker 2: It's not like that wasn't something like that was one
- 38:51Speaker 2: of those things where I looked at I was like, oh,
- 38:53Speaker 2: the most exciting thing about that thing to me was
- 38:55Speaker 2: just the fact that, oh Versus is back. Interesting, not like,
- 39:00Speaker 2: oh no, I really wanted to see No Limit Versus
- 39:03Speaker 2: Cash Money with no Wayne or Turk.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. Not great when one of the teams
- 39:12Speaker 1: is missing, like their player. Yeah. Yeah, it's like watching
- 39:15Speaker 1: Monday night football and like the quarterbacks shirt. I get it. Yeah,
- 39:19Speaker 1: at the same time, and I thought it was pretty.
- 39:20Speaker 2: Let's watch Let's watch the Davis Mills led in Houston,
- 39:24Speaker 2: Texans on prime time?
- 39:26Speaker 1: No, thank you.
- 39:28Speaker 2: Let me go watch the Milwaukee Bucks without Giannis. Yeah,
- 39:34Speaker 2: let me watch Kyle.
- 39:37Speaker 1: The green Light Cousman the green Light Kuslin game. Oh goodness,
- 39:43Speaker 1: what are on thirty shots? Yes? Very efficient psych.
- 39:49Speaker 3: But yeah, apparently, uh, people enjoyed it. Apparently, like I
- 39:54Speaker 3: guess Birdman had about you know, Birdman was just bird manning,
- 40:00Speaker 3: and I guess he had issues with a lot of people.
- 40:02Speaker 3: Of course, you didn't like with Turk and Lil Wayne,
- 40:04Speaker 3: and they're like he did went a few rants.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Yeah. Man was like these bad business people people that
- 40:11Speaker 1: are just knowing to fuck people over.
- 40:13Speaker 5: So what had happened was the discrepancy came because apparently
- 40:18Speaker 5: Birdman got the contract. So what was going to happen
- 40:22Speaker 5: is the money was going to be wired to Birdman
- 40:25Speaker 5: and then Birdman it divvies it up and Lil Wayne
- 40:30Speaker 5: said no, and he said, if I'm going to do this,
- 40:32Speaker 5: I'm going to get my own contract. You're going to
- 40:35Speaker 5: pay me directly, right, So Lil Wayne had a The
- 40:39Speaker 5: only stipulation was if he was going to do it,
- 40:41Speaker 5: everybody had to do it. And this was just another
- 40:44Speaker 5: example of just bad business by Birdman just catching up
- 40:47Speaker 5: to him. But this was like really big for the
- 40:49Speaker 5: city because this beef dates back to before we were born, right,
- 40:54Speaker 5: and the origin of this beef allegedly m Birdman his
- 41:00Speaker 5: brother killed masterpiece younger cousin allegedly. That's why them being
- 41:07Speaker 5: on stage together was a big deal for the city.
- 41:11Speaker 5: And that's why also the city is upset because they
- 41:13Speaker 5: felt like it should have been held in New Orleans
- 41:16Speaker 5: and not Vegas. But people were saying it was good
- 41:19Speaker 5: that they did in Vegas because like this is old
- 41:21Speaker 5: street Peef.
- 41:22Speaker 1: You don't want to ignite anything.
- 41:24Speaker 5: Did they have the the the Gezy They had it
- 41:29Speaker 5: in the club that wasn't that was in Shrip club,
- 41:31Speaker 5: that was in Magic City.
- 41:32Speaker 1: I believe that you're talking about go dig your parton up. Yeah,
- 41:38Speaker 1: put an a dirt. Speaking of putting stuff in the dirt.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Something has come to an end that I didn't even
- 41:47Speaker 1: know what's still going. Ridiculousness. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that
- 41:54Speaker 1: that is ridiculousness has finally been MTV is about to
- 41:59Speaker 1: shut down there and at this point, yeah, they canceled ridiculousness.
- 42:04Speaker 1: What else they got? They had what fourteen seasons or
- 42:08Speaker 1: fourteen years? Forty nine seasons? Just like god damn, they're
- 42:14Speaker 1: just pumping out seasons of ridiculousness. And Rob Derdic was
- 42:19Speaker 1: getting like thirty two million yet just to be like finessing,
- 42:25Speaker 1: Oh shit, guy got hit in the nuts. I can't
- 42:28Speaker 1: believe it. Next video like, oh, these are a type
- 42:32Speaker 1: of clip. I don't like to call the scorpions. Oh
- 42:36Speaker 1: that's a scorpions. This is like I like to call
- 42:39Speaker 1: old men with umbrellas. Yeah, here we have old men
- 42:44Speaker 1: with umbrellas. It looks like a rain delay way down. Shit,
- 42:51Speaker 1: So you're gonna tell me he didn't see that umbrella. No,
- 42:56Speaker 1: you didn't see the rain outs like you know if
- 42:58Speaker 1: you could pay Damn.
- 43:01Speaker 2: Some people have all the luck, like they're want to
- 43:03Speaker 2: start new ridiculousness because obviously the people's.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Looking forward, the people need it.
- 43:11Speaker 2: We'll make a new us call it unseiousness, and we'll
- 43:16Speaker 2: break down every internet clip you can think. I'm literally
- 43:22Speaker 2: I'm making sure where it's just us scrolling through our
- 43:24Speaker 2: individual tiktoks.
- 43:27Speaker 1: Honestly, that might be that's the show, you know what.
- 43:31Speaker 2: That guys follow me, follow me for real extra content, right,
- 43:38Speaker 2: somehow we react to each other's like everybody just one
- 43:43Speaker 2: pick an episode and they just go through, Like today
- 43:46Speaker 2: we're going through Lamont's TikTok algorithm, okay, and we're just
- 43:50Speaker 2: gonna scroll this TikTok and see what.
- 43:53Speaker 1: Comes up and react to it.
- 43:54Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, and then one day we do minds,
- 43:58Speaker 3: one day we do keenant Corey's.
- 44:01Speaker 2: Originally everybody's looking at everybody's mm hmm.
- 44:04Speaker 1: You're not gonna like mine, I'm may he work, Okay,
- 44:10Speaker 1: sure enough?
- 44:11Speaker 7: What what what won't we like?
- 44:14Speaker 1: What won't we like about it. It's not your cup
- 44:17Speaker 1: of tea too much, Drake. You're talking about not even.
- 44:23Speaker 7: A little, a little, a little mamam, a little, a
- 44:30Speaker 7: little Peerino, you know, Peca Wood, little sopranos.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, that's how I like that idea. I
- 44:46Speaker 1: think that's a good idea. I think start of our
- 44:47Speaker 1: Reactions channel or Reacts series there it is. It is wang.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Seriousness Serious, m t V high lattice.
- 44:58Speaker 3: Collabor between the m t V un seriousness respected one
- 45:03Speaker 3: seventy thirty our way.
- 45:05Speaker 1: I think everything works out perfectly.
- 45:07Speaker 2: To be honest, I actually think that's a perfect split.
- 45:08Speaker 1: I think that's a perfect deal.
- 45:10Speaker 2: I can't see went to law school, Mike. I mean,
- 45:13Speaker 2: you know too much Yeah, MTV too much reading. Just
- 45:18Speaker 2: call Q directly and he'll have the paperwork you sent
- 45:21Speaker 2: over to you.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Yeah, the contracts already.
- 45:23Speaker 4: We'll send the invoice.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Yeah, and then all the back pay back pay but
- 45:31Speaker 1: we didn't even start yet. Yeah.
- 45:32Speaker 2: I like your there's back paying for the forty series
- 45:34Speaker 2: of ridiculousness entice us.
- 45:37Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well, we got anything else. I got some
- 45:42Speaker 1: questions if we wanted questions, we do questions let's get
- 45:46Speaker 1: that ship. Let's get this lady say, I'm thinking of
- 45:51Speaker 1: a number between one and eighty two, sixty seven, thirty five,
- 45:58Speaker 1: We'll do sixty seven. Person, See what happened? Hmm? Interesting. Okay,
- 46:06Speaker 1: it's the question for all of us. What do you
- 46:09Speaker 1: think the biggest difference is between comedy back in the
- 46:12Speaker 1: day and now? Not even just the PC stuff, and
- 46:15Speaker 1: what do you think the biggest difference is between white
- 46:17Speaker 1: comedy and black comedy? Especially stand up? First question? The
- 46:22Speaker 1: biggest difference between comedy back in the day and now
- 46:25Speaker 1: depends on what you're talking about back in the day. Yeah,
- 46:29Speaker 1: like Eddie Murphy back in the day, or like Dave
- 46:31Speaker 1: Chappelle Knight like early let's say like our back in
- 46:36Speaker 1: the day, like when we're.
- 46:39Speaker 3: Like because our back in the day is like deaf
- 46:42Speaker 3: comedy jam nineties type shit, like.
- 46:44Speaker 1: Early two thousands.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Let's let's just say pre graduation us because I feel
- 46:50Speaker 2: like after we graduated, that's when TV black TV comedy
- 46:54Speaker 2: really starts to shift.
- 46:56Speaker 1: Okay, if that makes sense, No, I got.
- 46:58Speaker 2: You, because I feel like, ear like before then, everything
- 47:01Speaker 2: wasn't so clean, right, Like they're just That's what I
- 47:07Speaker 2: was going to say, yeah, they're just going down and
- 47:08Speaker 2: just saying and doing whatever because it's funny.
- 47:11Speaker 1: It was definitely less family friendly than I think it
- 47:14Speaker 1: is now.
- 47:14Speaker 2: No, and I think it was still family family It's
- 47:17Speaker 2: just they said it anyway, cools family friendly.
- 47:23Speaker 1: What wasn't family friendly?
- 47:25Speaker 4: Stand up?
- 47:28Speaker 1: Well, stand up was the second part of the question.
- 47:32Speaker 1: I thought we just talking about. Yeah, I was talking
- 47:34Speaker 1: about like I thought we're talking about TV shows. Stand
- 47:38Speaker 1: up was both the questions, Oh stand up? Hell yeah,
- 47:41Speaker 1: this ship was a lot more wrong you back in
- 47:43Speaker 1: the day. What are you talking about?
- 47:46Speaker 2: I thought I was talking about like comedy TV shows,
- 47:48Speaker 2: like they're talking oh stand up?
- 47:50Speaker 1: Yeah? Hell? What what Bernie Mack had a hole the
- 47:55Speaker 1: whole said about his gay he's gay, nephew. They never
- 48:00Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't remember that one him
- 48:04Speaker 1: downstairs like you remember that with the cookies and oh
- 48:14Speaker 1: yeah that's funny. Come, I guess cookies. Take us something
- 48:21Speaker 1: elk come like push like that would never be allowed today? Never?
- 48:29Speaker 1: Is it? Is it that way now? Well? When he
- 48:34Speaker 1: he says actually, yes, yeah, the way he refers to
- 48:40Speaker 1: you as a bundle of stits British cigarette. But if
- 48:46Speaker 1: you take that out, not too many, but.
- 48:52Speaker 4: He was just letting that fly around a couple of times, like,
- 48:54Speaker 4: all right, barn a little.
- 48:55Speaker 1: Bit a little bit. I mean it was more socially
- 48:58Speaker 1: acceptable back then. Yeah, yeah, you can get away with it.
- 49:02Speaker 2: And I will also say that quote unquote, black comedy
- 49:05Speaker 2: is a little bit more animated, right.
- 49:10Speaker 1: I think that's why I like Dane Cooked so much.
- 49:12Speaker 1: When I was younger, I get he was still kind
- 49:15Speaker 1: of like animated lively, not just like.
- 49:19Speaker 4: Yeah they had Dan Cook had me for like a
- 49:21Speaker 4: minute or two.
- 49:22Speaker 2: He had me like in like the high school, like
- 49:24Speaker 2: two specials.
- 49:27Speaker 1: But I was like, all right, I'm good off Dane.
- 49:29Speaker 1: I grew up. But yeah, white and black comedy, though,
- 49:35Speaker 1: that's pretty much summed it up. I think. Yeah, next
- 49:42Speaker 1: question thirty five, thirty five, and then my number was nine.
- 49:46Speaker 1: I already forgot that. Well I never said it, but no,
- 49:49Speaker 1: I'm talking about Cory m hm.
- 49:54Speaker 2: Huh m hm.
- 50:03Speaker 1: The question says one person, yeah, exactly, one person you know,
- 50:07Speaker 1: not in the room has to be in a porno
- 50:09Speaker 1: and you have to direct it. Who do you pick?
- 50:12Speaker 2: One person not in the room has to be a
- 50:14Speaker 2: porno that have to direct it? Right, I believe Elsie
- 50:22Speaker 2: is gonna be able. I'll be able to get that loophole.
- 50:25Speaker 2: The baddest johnes to do scenes with Elsie.
- 50:28Speaker 1: So get it, they're gonna do whatever he says. True.
- 50:31Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'll get I'll record those. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 50:39Speaker 2: Now Elsie gotta do it this way. Stick your leg up.
- 50:41Speaker 5: Hm.
- 50:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this angle.
- 50:45Speaker 2: Now listen, I'm gonna do the backside like like, I
- 50:48Speaker 2: gotta get behind the balls.
- 50:49Speaker 1: Nobody likes the angle, but you got I have to
- 50:51Speaker 1: record it. Nobody wants that angle, nobody, but I have
- 50:56Speaker 1: to in my life. Let me see the balls from
- 50:58Speaker 1: the back angle. Let me see the perendium of this
- 51:01Speaker 1: of this gentleman. I need to see his ball smacking
- 51:05Speaker 1: her sphinter.
- 51:06Speaker 2: See the underside of his gooch, just like yeah, so
- 51:12Speaker 2: just just be cool, okay, just be cool, cool, just
- 51:17Speaker 2: shut out. Just just just don't go to a while
- 51:20Speaker 2: while I'm back here, all right, Yeah yeah, well well
- 51:26Speaker 2: that's all right. That's the answer for everybody.
- 51:29Speaker 1: Q Q get the Q would get the mills. Mm hmmm,
- 51:34Speaker 1: you'll fund it. He put the money. Executive producer. Yeah,
- 51:39Speaker 1: he makes sure we got the right light.
- 51:41Speaker 2: Good cameras, got all the baby oils.
- 51:45Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, all the loup you need. Next question, that's
- 51:48Speaker 1: real size said, did you know what do you know
- 51:57Speaker 1: how much loub you could buy from Amazon? No? I
- 52:01Speaker 1: don't because I would never look for you can buy
- 52:05Speaker 1: a barrel of lube? What what do you mean by
- 52:11Speaker 1: a that sounds like that? Just just.
- 52:15Speaker 2: Think of breaking bad and they're about to decompose a
- 52:19Speaker 2: body and some acid barrel size barrel you can get
- 52:24Speaker 2: that size barrel of lube. How do you know that
- 52:27Speaker 2: you're asking questions? You asked a question, I'm asking a
- 52:31Speaker 2: follow up question.
- 52:34Speaker 1: Mm hmm. This is a tetot. This is this isn't
- 52:37Speaker 1: a question, and this is not a question one way conversation. Okay,
- 52:41Speaker 1: I don't know how bro I was. I was doom
- 52:43Speaker 1: scrolling through Amazon. I was I was looking at nasty
- 52:47Speaker 1: stuff on Amazon and somehow just got to some lube.
- 52:49Speaker 1: And that's like, how how big of a bottle could
- 52:51Speaker 1: I buy? A lube? I need more? And you could
- 52:54Speaker 1: buy a barrel of lubri can't like they have you
- 52:57Speaker 1: inquired about the barrel? No, I didn't worry about the
- 53:00Speaker 1: How many barrels did you buy?
- 53:01Speaker 2: I didn't buy any barrels because like the barrel, like
- 53:04Speaker 2: you have to bring over the barrel like a flatbed,
- 53:07Speaker 2: like you need a crane. A fortunate power lube is crazy. Go,
- 53:12Speaker 2: I don't believe me, dude, I believe you see it. No,
- 53:15Speaker 2: you see you ain't google how much lube could you
- 53:17Speaker 2: get from?
- 53:18Speaker 1: Oh I type in Loube barrel, it says fifty five gallon. Okay, yeah,
- 53:30Speaker 1: that's not it. Give me a second. Is this talking
- 53:33Speaker 1: Was this talking about sex lub or like oil lube?
- 53:35Speaker 2: No, like lube lube, like like like I'm going to
- 53:39Speaker 2: help lubricate things for insertion lube.
- 53:41Speaker 1: Okay, even though that is still not mechanical insertion. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 53:49Speaker 1: you can get big lube, big loop, big big, big
- 53:51Speaker 1: big loop, big lube. Big Loube doesn't want you to
- 53:55Speaker 1: know about it. Yeah, start selling lube on the side.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Why not? Next question, you said number nine and packaging
- 54:06Speaker 1: Loube and sell stop. I got that loob for you.
- 54:09Speaker 1: I got that slipping slide. Start putting in that slippery
- 54:14Speaker 1: win wet.
- 54:15Speaker 2: I got that splash, start putting it in ketchup package.
- 54:19Speaker 1: Single use that.
- 54:23Speaker 2: Guy.
- 54:23Speaker 1: I got it. I got what you need.
- 54:30Speaker 2: Hey man, there's definitely market for that. Definitely probably have
- 54:35Speaker 2: it single use lube.
- 54:36Speaker 1: Have a spray lube. I'm sure you got that.
- 54:40Speaker 2: Hmm yeah, probably the more water base maybe, but that's
- 54:44Speaker 2: some thin lube if you're able to spray it.
- 54:48Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, I guess yeah. Next question, okay, hm hmm okay.
- 54:55Speaker 1: If you had to host some friends from out of town,
- 54:58Speaker 1: what would be the main local restaurant in your area
- 55:00Speaker 1: or in the Philly area, you would take them to.
- 55:05Speaker 2: The main one or just like a restaurant, I was
- 55:09Speaker 2: hosting some friends out of town, we gotta go to the.
- 55:16Speaker 1: I have to take you to eat at blank. It
- 55:20Speaker 1: depends on what they like. To be honest, you already
- 55:23Speaker 1: know what my answer is. And do you order the
- 55:28Speaker 1: same thing every time you go every time? Have you
- 55:30Speaker 1: tried anything else?
- 55:31Speaker 4: No, that's horrible.
- 55:34Speaker 1: I mean it's hibachi. It is habachi. But still like
- 55:38Speaker 1: there's other things you can try, what like like, oh,
- 55:41Speaker 1: the shrimp instead of the steak, yeah, or the chicken,
- 55:44Speaker 1: or instead of rice you get the little maine. They
- 55:49Speaker 1: give you both. Oh well, all right there, yeah, I
- 55:55Speaker 1: say they treat you like oh I was sorry.
- 56:00Speaker 3: They actually for the first time, acting like they remembered
- 56:04Speaker 3: us last time.
- 56:06Speaker 2: They act like they got a picture of y'all in
- 56:09Speaker 2: the back. They're like, oh big boy back. Okay, keep
- 56:12Speaker 2: the lights on, Mike, my family can eat another. Our
- 56:17Speaker 2: favorite customer, Michael Side either way, welcome to him.
- 56:24Speaker 1: I came out, Okay, you're on that line and it's
- 56:29Speaker 1: thin one. Hey, that's that's up to you. That's what
- 56:33Speaker 1: you want to do. Keenan.
- 56:37Speaker 2: It's like he's doing a little nice jering action in there.
- 56:39Speaker 2: I was like, oh god, but I walked in there
- 56:42Speaker 2: and they're like, oh sweet see.
- 56:44Speaker 1: It's like no time, no see. I'm like, I just
- 56:46Speaker 1: seen you last week. I'm like, don't blow up the spot, Like,
- 56:49Speaker 1: hey brother, you know, get off my body. They're like,
- 56:53Speaker 1: you want more salts. I'm like, oh, you already know
- 56:55Speaker 1: you have a favorite cook. Mike. What's his name? I
- 57:00Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know their names them. But there's
- 57:03Speaker 1: one guy that's emerging a prospect. There's a prospect that
- 57:09Speaker 1: I like, my.
- 57:10Speaker 3: Only draw against him is that, like all right, now,
- 57:13Speaker 3: this is this is this is bad because I know
- 57:17Speaker 3: you go to Hibachi for the show. I understand this
- 57:21Speaker 3: and accept this, but I really appreciate the chefs that no,
- 57:26Speaker 3: especially when it's just me and big E there and
- 57:30Speaker 3: we're not really trying to do the whole Like I
- 57:33Speaker 3: don't like pretending that I think you swinging the knives
- 57:36Speaker 3: are cool. Like I've seen this every week for the
- 57:41Speaker 3: past three months. I'm not impressed anymore about the fucking knife.
- 57:45Speaker 1: That's why you should be and the flipping of the
- 57:48Speaker 1: egg and your crack it towards week street.
- 57:52Speaker 2: Like for the better part of six months, I've seen this, say,
- 57:58Speaker 2: and you don't switch the routine up.
- 58:00Speaker 1: That's the crazy thing. I'm really on your ass. He said,
- 58:03Speaker 1: you need some variety.
- 58:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I keep seeing the same little they're like, oh,
- 58:09Speaker 2: onion volcano, like.
- 58:13Speaker 1: The little boy with the little skirt book.
- 58:16Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, you're letting that water like actually hit
- 58:18Speaker 2: stuff that's important, like watch yourself, buddy. But I started
- 58:25Speaker 2: like it's like, yeah, but I like the chef that
- 58:27Speaker 2: that that picks up on Okay, they just want to
- 58:29Speaker 2: eat and they just.
- 58:31Speaker 4: About it there.
- 58:33Speaker 1: Why don't you ever order it to go? Can you
- 58:35Speaker 1: order her about you to go? It's made so so
- 58:38Speaker 1: that's the thing.
- 58:39Speaker 3: It tastes vastly different than when it does when they
- 58:43Speaker 3: cook it in front of you, versus when.
- 58:44Speaker 1: Like they cook it in the back and they just
- 58:46Speaker 1: bring it completely.
- 58:47Speaker 2: Different, like it's it's it's decent, but like it's completely
- 58:52Speaker 2: it's way way way better.
- 58:54Speaker 1: You know what I think it is It's probably not
- 58:57Speaker 1: made as fresh. That's what I think because I had
- 59:00Speaker 1: a similar experience with my So that's what I think.
- 59:03Speaker 2: I think it's maybe that, But I also think it's
- 59:06Speaker 2: like they're not putting enough, like.
- 59:08Speaker 1: The balances the sauce, like the sauces that they.
- 59:12Speaker 3: Be having, they're not putting nowhere near as much or
- 59:16Speaker 3: seasonings and stuff on there.
- 59:19Speaker 2: But like it's still good, but it's like when they're
- 59:22Speaker 2: cooking in front of you, it's like a thousand times better.
- 59:25Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Because at this place where you go, you have.
- 59:28Speaker 2: The option to either eat at do the bachi, or
- 59:31Speaker 2: just go there like pretty much order your food essentially
- 59:35Speaker 2: regular restaurant.
- 59:36Speaker 4: Style, you know what I mean.
- 59:37Speaker 2: But damn man, they be recognized niggas. No I want
- 59:42Speaker 2: my sauce, my sauce preferences. Yeah, when you go once
- 59:45Speaker 2: a week, I'm like, Okay, it took them long enough.
- 59:48Speaker 3: So you know this, dude, this dude last week or
- 59:50Speaker 3: two weeks a little heavy on the jokes. I'm like, okay,
- 59:53Speaker 3: calm down, it's not the comedy store.
- 59:56Speaker 7: Just it's like, oh, like.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: It's like they're trying to make jokes.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: And then there's a language barrier, so it's just like
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: an extra level of.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: It's like.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: Like he's like he's flipping like like, is this impressions
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: my brother? I was here last week.
- 1:00:17Speaker 4: I don't care.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: I don't give a shit.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: Okay, why don't since y'all go so often, why don't
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: y'all just tell them so they can come out. Hey,
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: we're just here to eat, especially if it's just y'all too,
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: just be like.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: He's trying to get some repsents that might not be
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: only them at the table.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: Well, if it is just them, just just just tell
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: a guy, Hey, I'm just here to eat. Just make
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: the food and then you can leave. It's kind of rude.
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: It's kind of rude because I also because if I'm
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: that person, I'll be like, well, why don't you just
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: go over there?
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Yeah, you just go sit at a table, a normal table.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: You can order the same thing, right, didn' don't be
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: mad when he's up there flipping and dipping it. He understands.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: I understand.
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: I just went and I appreciate these guys and just
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: be like, Okay, they just kind of want to eat.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it. Next question, Oh, my answer to
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: that question is ry rai Ramen in Mount Laurel. Actually
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: good little hole in the wall Raman spot. Yeah I
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: went there. Good steak steak Ramen. Yeah you did. Okay,
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: I forgot my brain. You know what, I got one too.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: If they didn't change the price of their wings, stupid,
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: I would have took you to PJS, not not pj's
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: forty Fish Street Pup.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: Is good too.
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: Yeah, PJ is good, but PJS is a classic Brodie
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: Fish Street Puff. Their wings were stupid, Jesus a classic.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: Now they're charging like twelve bucks for five wings. No,
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: suck my only order five at a time.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Twice, suck me sideways. I'm like, ain't no way in hell.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: And people are buying them because their ships are fucking delicious,
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: but I'm not. They will not get no more of
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: my money.
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll never Like it's like twelve.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: That's that does The math doesn't even make it, doesn't.
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: It's not like you're getting the full wing. You're getting
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: the court the sections. You know they've been cheating us
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: on that for years.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: Oh for sure, for sure, So you're gonna pay for it, right?
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: Shut up? What sauce do you want? Damn again, my
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: bad cheesing. That be next question. If you could do
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: a full body reset, well rested, toxing release, soreness, stiffness,
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: all gone, but you will have to be putting a
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: medically induced coma for five days. What do you do it? Yes?
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: Say it one more time.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: You do a full body reset, you'll be well rested,
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: toxing release, soreness, stiffness, everything is all gone, but you
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: have to be putting a medically induced coma for five days.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: Would you do it? Probably not. I don't like the
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: idea of that. I think I would do it, mm hmm.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: So in the stiffness, if I could just have my
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: knees back, Oh, it didn't say you'd be like perfectly healed.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: I don't think you said I come back and like
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: I didn't see. So, yeah, my knees are sore, Okay,
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: they hurt. They might just be sore again later, though,
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not we don't know how temporary.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: This is gonna be I'm only doing this for an
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: hour that we don't know. If it's an hour, I
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: don't know. If I'm not promising you, it's gonna be
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: like immortality.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: You know what if if it's a slow decline back
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: to what it was, should probably I'll.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Still do it. Five days. You still pick a five
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: day stretch, take off and be like, I gotta still
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: do it.
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: Take a long nap. Hm hm, keana, wash my body.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: Make sure nobody do no six ship mm hmm. Okay,
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: if you need to use me, use me. I wasn't
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: talking about her, somebody, any man.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: Whatever.
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: Whatever happens when I'm like a light whatever, you gotta do,
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: whatever you got to do.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: You find out that's what they're doing to reset you.
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: They just five days straight. He'll he'll come around sooner
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: or later. What that was nice? Yeah? You got Yeah? Yeah,
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: I would do I'll probably do yeah. Questions mm hmmm.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: I like picking a random number. Oh wait, did you
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: ever do not? Did you do not? Ok? Yeah, bad question?
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: For one hundred thousand dollars every month you go with
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: oh hm hm for I guess good. I actually asked
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: it as a question. You get one hundred thousand dollars
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: for every month you go with breast and plants. How
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: many months are you doing? You can't explain or let
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: anyone know why you got them until after they were moved.
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: Oh what not even after they're removed. Oh that's funny.
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: So yeah, one hundred thousand dollars every month you have
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: breast I plants? How many months are you going? I
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: could do it for the winner. Good move, And it
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: also doesn't say how big they have to be. Literally,
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: I could get away with breasting plants right now. I'd
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: probably do from like November till May. However many months
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: that is, Nah, I.
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: Can't do that.
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: I'll be coaching All of a sudden my plays be like, Yo,
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: why you got titties?
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: Wear some loose suicides.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: Yeah, but then on the days I gotta we got
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: coaching shirts and ship I really got strapped and things down,
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: got going stud hug see how they do it.
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: I don't know. It might be different with implants as
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: much give they're supposed to be like out.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: Probably, but you said like it all depends on how
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: it m I'm definitely getting some training, brad shits like
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: I ain't getting no double DSA.
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: They should have added that to the question. Exactly. That's
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: a loophole.
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: You just get some as be like, oh pretty much,
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: just make my just look like fat ariolas.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: It's like, damn can you you guys like your nipples
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: all pump puff?
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: You got no plastic ganno mastia, whatever I got, I
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: actually got that a little bit.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: You get back and you know, I know you've been
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: slacking because I've been slacking. We've both been slacking and slacking.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: We get back to it, We walk back to it.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: I'm going, I'm going, you know how bad it is?
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: How is it?
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: It's so bad that Brandy was like, would it help
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: you if I worked out with you? Oh? Wow, that's
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: a tough one. That's that's sound. What do you mean?
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: Excuse me? He's like, do you mean it wouldn't help you?
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking. Will they help you if if
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: we worked out together? And she's like a ship man,
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: was like, I understand, just call me, just call me
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: obese right now, that's really crazy. Leave. We're done with
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: carbs in January? Right? No, okay, No, I need my carbs.
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: I just have to eat more protein.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: Actually, I just got to stop being a fat ass
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: when I'm a fat ass, because other than that, I
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: really don't. I'm more I'm very conscious of what I'm eating.
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: But on the days i'm picking out, I'm really picking
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: out for me.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: It's the beer. Beer. You drink that much beer? Yeah, bro,
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: put aking now you you don't have to do that.
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: They put a rinking now that.
- 1:07:46Speaker 5: I did a really big way. I lost weight, I
- 1:07:48Speaker 5: mean not for nothing. I used to go through like
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: damn near a case a week by myself. That's really
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: not that much though. Wait, twelve oh a twelve twelve
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: ship not I feel better.
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: You're drinking water at that point. Yeah, you're right. And
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: if it were a Corona light, what you not? Premier baby?
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: Come on? Respect respect, respect his gangster him extra or okay,
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: straight hood mm hm straight gangster. I don't know Mexican
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: respectful at all? Right. Next question, God, m h, it's
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: a poop question. I don't wake Mike up. Ye talking
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: about poop? Mike? Yeah, get ready, Mike, you got a poop?
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: No?
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: I don't actually, Okay, So the question is you can
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: keep your regular poop schedule or have to poop once
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: a year. But it's a year's worth of poop. If
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: you do the annual poop, that means anything that would
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: make you ship has no effect. But if you're dehydrated, consiplated,
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: blah blah blah, you're dealing with the year's worth of
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: dehydration constipation at one time. Pretty much normal poop schedule
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: or poop all the whole year all at once. So
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: it's like that's what you're pooping for days. I thought
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: we did this question before.
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: I don't think so. But when you're you're pooping forever,
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: you're pooping for days. Yeah, I don't know about things.
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: How long pool normally days at least a couple of hours. Yeah,
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: definitely pooping a couple of hours.
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: Now you're going to be sitting out for a couple
- 1:09:38Speaker 5: of hours, which gives which would give you more health issues.
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: If you did that. But I mean, this is this
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: is magical poop talk. All right, Fine, you're right, because
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: like if we're poop, we're saving up of years with
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: a poop you would be dead. Yeah, that's true.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: I mean, but but they said, like the body is
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: just that like once it's time to go, it's just
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: just like five.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: Yeah, Nah, Mike is.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: Definitely using more than two pieces of toilet paper on
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: that poop, two pieces per flush, per flush. That was
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: the little subtitle. Yeah, subtext.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: That would forever not be funny. That was hilarious, bro.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: I'm glad you enjoyed that. I did every time, because
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: it's just that I just peeking out the brims. Oh oh,
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: it's a question for Mike specifically, what up though? What
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: up though? T right here with a question from Mike,
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: you have to pick one of these options, my good sir,
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: would you rather he have j cole Be on a
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: three hour episode of NTS but the entire time you
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: have to give him nothing but praise and compliments. You
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: can't be sarcastic about it, and you can't say anything
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: negative towards him. Kisses ass pretty much for three hours.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: Or option B have Kendrick on for the same three
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: hour episode, but you have to be a hater the
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: whole time. Nothing crazy, but you can't give him compliments
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: or praise just sitting there talking negative.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. I blanked out just now. I
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: was half asleep. I'm gonna keep it a bean with you,
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: So if you could repeat that question, I'll keep it
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: one more time, because I'm looking like Mike is getting
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: none of this.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: Ja Cole. I was like, I'm like, you heard J
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: Cole and just went to sleep. Jacle No, I said, Okay,
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: what happened pretty much J Cole on the pod three hours,
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: But you have to give him nothing but compliments, no
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: sarcasm of like not liking him or Kendrick for three hours,
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: but you can't give any compliments. I can do, Ja Cole.
- 1:12:02Speaker 4: I can give him compliments for three is not a problem.
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of good things I can
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: just I just I just want some things that I
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: have on the work on, like letting other people pick
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: his beats or make his beat. We just start to
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: hear you don't have to be the Tyler Perry of
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: your own production, true Tyler Perry, now Tyler Perry. That
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: that's what they have in common, monopolizing their Yeah, I can.
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: Talk to Jay Cole, and I just feel like he
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: seems like an interesting guy to talk to.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: Doesn't hate J Cole like that, he just hates his
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: music someh I hate the choices he makes with his music.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: He don't hate the artist, he just hates his music.
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: H Yeah.
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: Next question, which is the better song, Donelle Jones, Where
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: I Want to Be? Or do you want To? I'm
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: gonna go with where I want to be? Do I Wanna?
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: Do you wanna?
- 1:13:07Speaker 4: Do you want to?
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: How does that go? I don't know, Mike, do you
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: know how? No? Shoppen speak, don't do you want to?
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: That's what I said. I don't know this song.
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go on a limb and say where
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: I want to be because I don't think any of
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: us knows.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: That's Oh, I'm gonna play real real either way.
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: It was gonna be where I want to be from
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: the rip anyway, so.
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: Oh you all of us? It sounds like the King
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: that's a song.
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: Where I want to Be is better song? Definitely keep
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: me Leaving need he got a? He got a discography
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: on him? Does he? Loki? Yeah? Oh yeah, I was surprised. King.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: That sounds like something Kena would know. I guess it's not.
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: There's one of those people where I didn't you didn't
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: want to look? Yeah? Gotcha like the songs. I know
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: the songs were for words, but the albums I didn't
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: go back and listen to Gotcha, Gotcha say no more
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: No more. There's a few artists. I did that back
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: in the day. I did that for Joe Brian McKnight.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: What you went back or yeah, okay, I never went
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: back for Joe was young. But man, Joe, people talk
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: about him like he.
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: Was Joe was Joe was singing some ship my Joey.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: What next?
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: Next?
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: Come on to be suggestion for Big Mike. Yes, the
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: Lesbian Home TV series. That's only something horrible one.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: I feel like I heard about something like that maybe,
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: but I will, I will give it a good of perusing.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: The Lesbian Home. The Lesbian Home, what's it about?
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: Sounds like two lesbians in the home? I have no
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: sound like more, sound like full house bow with lesbians.
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: It could be everywhere there's there's that stud somebody who
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: strips you. Everywhere you look steps not gleaner alone. The
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: stud is waiting to carry you everywhere you look. That's
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: what That's what TV shows. Oh my god, Jesse, Okay,
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: that's what TV show is missing.
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: A good intros. Good intros, man, I mean songs that
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: intros that make you sing it. Oh yeah, Now, now
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: they're just putting up the word of the show.
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: A lot of shows don't even have like, uh, intros
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: like that intros at all anymore?
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: Really, they just start that's the issue, that's the show.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: Here you go. So the Lesbian Home the synopsis on
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: IMDb says a man tries to forget his recent past,
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: failed toxic relationship by pursuing another woman who he finds
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: to have a lot of the same traits and attitude
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: as the previous woman. Deja vu. Maybe Oh it's called
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: the lesbian homie. Wait, maybe I'm looking at the wrong one.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Lesbian homie or lesbian Oh, lesbian homie. I know what
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: that is. Oh, that's big job. This guy looks familiar. Ah,
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: but he's also got it on to the big job. Bro,
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: we can speak of two. When does y'all movie come out? So?
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: Actually, I just finished the last day of film, and
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: I want to say last week or a week or
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: two ago.
- 1:17:12Speaker 4: We're done now, we're officially done.
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: Oh god damn, after we were finished. We're done now.
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: And I think the trailers, you.
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: Know, the trailer supposed to be coming out. The trailer
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: is supposed to be coming out within a couple of weeks,
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: a few weeks.
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: But yeah, he's been posting like because I guess he
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: made a pat made like a page for the movie.
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: So he's been putting out a little stuff here and there,
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: like clips of us recording or like different things and
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: said and whatever.
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: Actually, as pat, if you want us to promote it,
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: get people follow that bitch right now?
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: Hm hmm, all right, next question.
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: Hm.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: We probably answered something like this, but I'll ask it.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: In a world where resources are unlimited, resources are unlimited,
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: and everyone can work their dream job, what would you
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: do or would you work at all?
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: If resources were unlimited and I could work my dream job,
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: where would I work?
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: What would you do? Well?
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: I don't dream of labor, right, so let's start there exactly.
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: I don't wake up and go, oh, I can't wait
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: to go work.
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: For somebody else. Correct, never. Never. But if you had
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: to do it, But if I had to pick someplace
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: to go to work or something to do as something
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: to do as a job, it would probably be something
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: like this. Yeah, this right here.
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: If I could get away with doing this, If I
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: can get away doing this for the rest of my life,
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: sit next to this guy falling asleep next to me.
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: Because they don't feel like working. That's why, man, it's
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: been a long day. I've been watching this man isn't
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: a long one.
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: We were supposed to start earlier. We were everything, you know,
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: some stuff. Yeah, mm hmm yeah, okay, next question, what's
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: a movie you watched as a kid that you rewatch
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: now as an adult?
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: What?
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: What's the question? Mike? Oh, Mike, you're yeah, you're making noise.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Do you want me to turn down the thing? It is?
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: I'm actually kind of toasty. Oh Gucci, you're Gucci. That
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: means everyone else is hot? Oh yeah you? Oh no,
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: what the hell?
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: That's just say sixty three? That shi it's a lie?
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: But what is it in here right now? I don't
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: never mind, I'll do that later later. There's I don't
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: really understand the question. Maybe it was I think they're asking, like,
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: what's the movie you watched as a kid when rewatched
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: as an adult and you have like a different perspective.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: I think we've thought about this. I think because they
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: said they recently watched Forrest Gump as an adult and
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: it made them very emotional. They were also faded, though.
- 1:20:21Speaker 4: Hm.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: Uh shit, mmmmm. I don't that I have a different
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: feeling of it or different or maybe like a more
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: respect for the movie. Or a bigger I I did
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: have a moment this weekend. I did have a moment
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: this weekend.
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: I don't know why I was having a moment, but
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: I was over there watching YouTube videos of the soundtrack
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: from the Brandy Cinderella Okay, and I was sitting there
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: listening to it and the song uh in my own
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: little corner or whatever the nigga. I had to stop
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: myself from You're feeling it? Yeah, bro, like that ship.
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: Took me back to my childhood and I started to
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: get emotional all of a sudden. I'm like, Kena, what
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: are you doing yourself?
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: Was like, have some of the corn, but you're about
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: to sit here crying to yourself over its fucking Disney man.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: And it wasn't even mulanbia Man.
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: Which was it was Cinderella, Brandy Cinderella, Brandy Cinderella.
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: I'm like, God, you know that doesn't have a soundtrack. No,
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: that's why I have to go on YouTube. Crazy a
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: movie with Whitney Houston and Brandy made. They don't have
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: a soundtrack.
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: They did make CDs back in the day, but you
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: cannot stream that anywhere.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: I wonder why, probably copyrighting, But it was like Disney
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: didn't didn't own that they did, but I'm sure it's
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: probably like a Whitney I was like, probably.
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: Something some contractuals probably had to had to because they
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: they you, I don't is that on Disney Plus now,
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: because because for a second it wasn't on Disney Plus.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: It's like they're trying to shelve that. It was like,
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: we don't want these little black kids. Cinderella.
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: Okay, what was it called?
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: Was Cinderella? It was Cinderella. And I remember when they
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: did that show on ABC. I remember that jone. It
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: was a family spectacle. It's streaming on Disney Plush. It's
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: on Disney Plus. Not perfect. That's beautiful. Put the goddamn
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: soundtrack out, bro, I'm trying to have that ship in
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: my music. Put that on shuffle music.
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: M hm hm hmmm. That's a good ship, man, mm hmm.
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: I don't think this applies to you, Keenan, but hell
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: I don't think it applies to you. But it says
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: shout out to y'all all the way from Sacramento, Keenan.
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: We grew up with the same JW parent slash parents.
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: That being said, did you also try to play sports?
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: Year around to avoid going to the meeting, to avoid
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: going to meeting.
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I didn't do that. I didn't do that
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: pretty much. My mom really only made us go on Sundays,
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: like we didn't have to go like on the the
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: Bible studies during the week. We did the stuff at home.
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: So even if we had practice during the week, we're
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: gonna figure out a way to do that shit at
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: home regardless.
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: So it was no avoiding it until it got to
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: the point where she was like, do I want to
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: do this anymore?
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: Me and doorn was like no, no, no, we don't
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: and she stopped. Yeah, she asked us to go to
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: the memorial every year.
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: We try to go.
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: But other than that, cheaply, don't bothers. Not that it's bothering,
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: but yeah, I got you. That's like my grandparents. They
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: asked me to go to church this week, and I
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: was like, sure, what, it's not gonna hurt me. He's
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: not gonna hurt an hour and a half. Sure, Sure
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: it's gonna make your day. You're gonna be had on.
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: The forehead and I had to make sure. I was like,
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: you know, my man is having a baby shower, So
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: I gotta make sure I can make sure the time
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: is lined up. I almost had to play the baby
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: shower card. Almost played the baby shower card. It was like, Hey,
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: the Lord knows my heart. Mm hmm, he's here with me.
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: He will want me to be there for my friend,
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: his baby.
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: Shit exactly, So you want me to go celebrate someone
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: I don't even know. I'm not talking about Jesus. I'm
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: talking about the pastor of the church. I don't even
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: know Jesus. But I'm gonna know his baby like that.
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: He's never come before me.
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna break bread with that baby. I wasn't
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: invited to the last summer.
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: The food wasn't even slapping like that. What seasons? What what?
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: What kind of ship you haven't? Uh well, what's on
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: the menu? Meatballs? Nah? You said something, he said me
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: some uh uh exotic.
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: Something exotic on the baby shower man. Yeah, that he
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: said actually sounds pretty good. Nah. Nah, I definitely said
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: that's not some some on the spectrum of his like
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: Synegalese chicken stew, but not stew.
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: But like it was along something like, no, he made
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: something up that's not actually going to be on the menu.
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: We talking about the I'm over here ear hustling, never
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: mind never by. Okay, hey, listen, man, big eie family
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: got rich taste, so I wouldn't be surprised. Okay, what
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: a wicked question. I'll ask it anyway. See where it
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: takes this. Let's say the h Man from Germany is
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: hiding in Argentina, ninety nine years old, but he's perfectly
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: healthy physically and mentally. You're the only person that knows
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: and can't tell anyone else. Do you kill him or
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: let him live? Who the hell is the H Man?
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: The each man from Germany?
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: Oh Mm, listen, man, it's hard, Like I don't care
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: what nobody says, anybody does, Like, oh yeah, I'm just
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: gonna do it.
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: It's hard to kill somebody. I wouldn't know. I haven't
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: tried yet.
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: But like, you've really got to be in a crazy
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: space to just willingly kill somebody, true, like even if
- 1:27:00Speaker 2: like you know, like they're a bad person, just to
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: go up like that's a hard thing to do. At
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: least I think it's a hard thing to do. I
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: don't think I just be able to go all right,
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: we're good, Like that's crazy. You've really got to be
- 1:27:13Speaker 2: sick in ahead to just do that, oh and to
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: just walk away. All right, well, what are we influential jobs?
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: Finished? The job is done. We won't have any after
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: at the math trauma from that. Nope, like see his
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: face at night and night's error.
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: The people that that dude like the lethal injections, like
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: you just go home and kiss your wife and your children,
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: just like you don't go to therapy and just be like, hey,
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: I didn't have to kill six today.
- 1:27:40Speaker 5: It's funny you say that because they say that you're
- 1:27:41Speaker 5: not supposed to date women who were empts because they
- 1:27:46Speaker 5: see too much death.
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: Bro, that's a lot. That's job funny. Don't date any EMTs. Damn,
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: that's a lot, bro. And then she coming home with
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: the reason why.
- 1:27:59Speaker 5: It was I think the way the post was saying
- 1:28:01Speaker 5: they lack emotional intelligence because of the job that they do.
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: From what emotional overstimulation? Yeah okay, yes it was something
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: along slots, so shit, don't even shock them.
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: They're like, oh okay, yeah, they just they've become a
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: little It's like, damn, it's my grandma just died.
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: Die every day speaking of that lunch, know, somebody that
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: could do the body but yeah, I'm probably just let
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: this ninety nine year old man live out his final
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: what is killing? We're really going to do facts at
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: this point. Fact and I can't tell anyone else what's
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: the point actually, you know what, I'm gonna push them
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: down some stairs, you know what?
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: Because I felt like when it came out the delay
- 1:28:48Speaker 2: that lied on m until like when she admitted that
- 1:28:52Speaker 2: she lied, I was like, ask need to be put
- 1:28:55Speaker 2: in the deepest.
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: Part of prison.
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: I don't care how old she is. Put her ass
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: in there now now.
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: And I was probably the same thing for Hitler. So
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: I probably just get him wrested. I don't know that's
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: an option, but put him.
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: In solitary and fire and put him in a hole,
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: a two by two hole, two feet by two feet.
- 1:29:16Speaker 2: You can barely turn around. You can barely turn around.
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: You're gonna go insane in that motherfucker. The only thing
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: you can do is look up.
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: That's it.
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: It's a little window peak a light somewhere, so you
- 1:29:31Speaker 2: know that it's either sometime or daytime.
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: I mean sometimes a night time sometime sometimes.
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: But yeah, those two people, three people, the lady that
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: shot Selena put her in that ship too.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: You can probably have more people to the list. I
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: can definitely put a lot of these two by two cells,
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: two by two cells. All you could do is look up.
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: Who.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: Hmmm, next question. I'll save that one for next time.
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmm, yeah, h m hmm. Those white
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: people questions very interesting. It's just asking usself like white people,
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: I'll ask the questions. If I said it, he said,
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: what three random notable white people would you get emotional
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: for when they pass away? Ohs, my three are Phil Collins,
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: Paul McCartney, and Dolly Parton. Mm hmm. Tom Hanks, Yeah, yeah.
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: I saw Tom Hanks the other day. I was like, damn, bro,
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying this this Damn how'd you get
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: so old so quick? That's how I about. Did you
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: see Morgan Freeman go down to Jennifer his legs. I
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: was like, damn, Son, you leg is looking mold and
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: I said, oh, he's not looking good. God damn.
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: But white people when they find they go, When Dirk
- 1:31:02Speaker 2: finally go, I'm going.
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: To be very yes.
- 1:31:05Speaker 2: I mean hopefully we have a long time, but but
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: when he finally passes, it's going to be a moment
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: for me.
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: Tom Tom Hanks is a good one. Tom Hanks is
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: a good one. Bill Murray also a lot like Bill.
- 1:31:20Speaker 4: I don't care.
- 1:31:24Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: My man j T Yeah, missus Timberlake. This was relatively
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: young people though they are. Is anyone older like? It's
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: actually probably on the horizon. Mm hmm mm hmmm. Nobody.
- 1:31:48Speaker 2: I'm going to share a tear over fair enough. I
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: might get a couple of damns. That's crazy.
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: Damn. That's great.
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: Let my boy Ray Romano, Damn, that's crazy.
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: M m by Kevin James. That Kevin James. That word
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: bad damn. That that is actually crazy. Kevin James, not
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: the King of Queen. I was just watching that the
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: other day. I'm getting weird. My bag is getting tight.
- 1:32:17Speaker 6: In traffic on the Queensboro Ridgion.
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: But I don't care because it's a loud that's my
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: Jackie drive.
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: Somebody's going to slow that down. Didn't have that as
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: his back music for his little memorial posts on Instagram. Okay,
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: but it's gonna be slowed down jazz though, just as
- 1:32:41Speaker 2: they're gonna put extra soul in it.
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: M real bluegrass drive you.
- 1:32:51Speaker 2: All right, Kevin James, the last white person that died
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: that I really took it was Robin Williams mm hmm.
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: Other than that notable, Yeah that makes sense.
- 1:33:04Speaker 6: Yeah, but hold on, I know he's not white, but
- 1:33:12Speaker 6: cry with Kobe died, right.
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: Man, My body went numb when Kobe died. Gotcha.
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: I sat in a parking lot after a basketball game
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: in deep, deep, deep deep South Jersey for like an
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: hour and a half before I drove an hour and
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: a half home when Kobe died.
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: I found out Kobe died mid basketball game.
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: I was mid work shift. I was working when I
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to be. I filled in for someone, drove
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: like fifty something minutes somewhere I'd never been before, and
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: I got the news on my phone, and I was like, bro, like,
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: what am I gonna do now? Like I'm coaching this
- 1:33:52Speaker 1: game on getting alerts my phone. A Yo, Kobe died.
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: Kobe died.
- 1:33:55Speaker 2: I'm like white people always playing around, bro, like like
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: every few year, yours Eminem died, Emine, like Kobe died, Koby.
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: Yeah, stop bullshitting.
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: And then I go through all the notifications that hundreds
- 1:34:08Speaker 2: and hundreds of notificate I'm like, ain't no fucking but
- 1:34:10Speaker 2: Kobe died.
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, ain't no way, that's not no. It doesn't
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: make it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. But
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: but yeah, r P to the goat, r P to
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: the m g G. Anybody else that was on that plane.
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: Mm hmm, all the families, everybody, everybody, everybody involved.
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: But god damn, we were supposed to watch him grow
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: like Bill Walton, Bill Russell, Bill Russell.
- 1:34:41Speaker 1: Is that what you meant? I mean they're both grew old.
- 1:34:44Speaker 1: They did, one older the other. But yeah, Bill Russell
- 1:34:47Speaker 1: over the giving pe the middle fingers like you know,
- 1:34:51Speaker 1: when you're old, you get this doe. You can do
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: what you want. Nobody to check me.
- 1:34:56Speaker 2: I have eleven. I think we can do there, many
- 1:35:05Speaker 2: we will, we can do it there. Yeah, Mike, you
- 1:35:09Speaker 2: want to well, sign us up, sign us out, buddy.
- 1:35:12Speaker 1: Once you said, all you know is time to go.
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: And at the end of the day to day is
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: gonna end? Oh man.
- 1:35:19Speaker 2: This was a great episode, right, especially the end part,
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: especially the end part where you talked about days and such, yeah,
- 1:35:25Speaker 2: like and things and other things and things that people died.
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: What was your favorite part, Michael, My favorite part is
- 1:35:32Speaker 2: when you talked about how Numby were where Kobe died
- 1:35:35Speaker 2: and I felt I felt that, yeah, in the middle
- 1:35:38Speaker 2: of the basketball game and in the middle of work
- 1:35:40Speaker 2: where you weren't supposed to be at work, right crazy,
- 1:35:43Speaker 2: Oh the last three minutes approximately, that was his favorite park.
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- 1:36:51Speaker 9: Bye, It's the fast Fair. That's like, yes, this seems
- 1:37:29Speaker 9: like longer than normal.
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: I don't know, because you know, me talking, we're not
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: paying attention to you. Was doing a lot of that
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: is I was just waiting for it to stop, like damn, okay,