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Show #334 What Even Is Normal · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because Fuck You That's Why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media number.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to b fyt W Because fuck You
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  Speaker 2: That's Why. Show number three hundred and thirty four.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like that should be something.
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  Speaker 2: Something, but it is it's not. Now we passed three
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  Speaker 2: thirty three without giving a ship that it was a
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  Speaker 2: chill show. So now we're just on thirty four. We're
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  Speaker 2: coming up on three fifty, that's true, coming up on
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  Speaker 2: three fifties, going to do.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't give a shit about the first one hundred numbers.
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  Speaker 4: We just even just started reusing old numbers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we did, like ninety six point five, ninety
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  Speaker 2: eight point six. It's crazy when you don't do that,
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  Speaker 2: how far you go. But shit, we don't real life either.
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  Speaker 2: So there's the lombring is probably off, but who gives
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  Speaker 2: a fuck? Probably extremely anal people. B FY tw is
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  Speaker 2: and will hopefully always be a panel show inspired podcast
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  Speaker 2: about three silly people playing three silly games and having
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  Speaker 2: a whole lot of silly fun along with you along
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  Speaker 2: the way. Hopefully we're gonna we're gonna have an absolute
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  Speaker 2: glass we always do, and I'm gonna start it off
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  Speaker 2: by introducing some of my favorite people to you. First
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  Speaker 2: of all, he is a gamer and a storyteller. He
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  Speaker 2: used to be me and his friend. Now he's Ugie.
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  Speaker 2: He's again. Yeah, I'll give it up real good. I
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  Speaker 2: wish that babe was as smooth as that song. A
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  Speaker 2: little too hard? All right, Well, I'll give you a
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  Speaker 2: minute to think about because I ambushed you with this
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  Speaker 2: our introductory. Our introductory question is going to be is
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  Speaker 2: there a tech toy that you're looking forward to playing with?
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  Speaker 2: I picked this question specifically because I know Stevie hasn't.
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  Speaker 2: How would you specify? How would you specify tech toy
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  Speaker 2: something tech hardware or software hardware hard either if you
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  Speaker 2: have a if you have a good software answer, I'll
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  Speaker 2: take Well.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking about I want to get Steam Os
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  Speaker 4: on my computer, my Amdah, so I haven't done it.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna make a real Steam machine?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean that's the thing about Steam
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  Speaker 4: machine was Steam os. Anything can become a steam machine,
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  Speaker 4: right yeah, And my my, my recently bought and like
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  Speaker 4: top of the line before everything went the fucking shit
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  Speaker 4: AMD computer that can handle Steam Os.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just gonna say, both for you and for
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  Speaker 2: our listeners, and you probably already know this, but just
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  Speaker 2: for our listeners at home, anyone who might be interested
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  Speaker 2: in doing something similar, I highly recommend that you have
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  Speaker 2: an am D card, yes, when you make a Steam machine,
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  Speaker 2: because while there are Linux drivers for Nvidia cards, they
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  Speaker 2: are not as good. Yeah. Am D cards seem to
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  Speaker 2: handle better on Linux for whatever reason. So if you
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  Speaker 2: make a Linux a Steam os machine with an am
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  Speaker 2: D card, you will be happy and probably have fewer problems. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So that's the only reason I bring it up.
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  Speaker 1: Right, No, it makes sense because some people aren't gonna know,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what's holding me back because.
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  Speaker 3: I do have and I haven't InVideo, which is fine.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, at some point I'm gonna either just put
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  Speaker 1: it on there anyway or I'll just build something else,
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  Speaker 1: which I probably won't do.
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  Speaker 4: My computer I use literally like back in the day. Sure,
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  Speaker 4: when I was in college, I used it for research
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  Speaker 4: and stuff like that, even decide to use it a
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  Speaker 4: little bit for like business, holding files and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: I exclusively just use it for gaming and browsing YouTube,
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  Speaker 4: and that is it. I don't I don't even browse
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  Speaker 4: any other social media unites.
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  Speaker 2: I literally do not need windows at all.
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  Speaker 4: Windows is just a fucking bloat on myself.
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  Speaker 2: It's a nightmare and it's getting worse.
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  Speaker 3: That's why they're so scared.
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  Speaker 2: And speaking of being a nightmare and getting worse podcaster
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  Speaker 2: and he technically he's a veteran podcast. It's your favorite
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  Speaker 2: joy goblin and mind it's Stevie, It's Steve. They don't
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  Speaker 2: don't get any weirder. No, man, my ball is shaped
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  Speaker 2: by so many letters.
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  Speaker 4: They do get weirder, but they also have to get worse.
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  Speaker 2: Thankfully, are Stevie is in prime condition? Stevie?
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  Speaker 4: Is there just right amount of weird but not the
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  Speaker 4: right amount of worse?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Thankfully. Yeah, Stevie, is there a tech toy that you
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  Speaker 2: are looking for playing with?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Jess, we'll move.
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  Speaker 2: On to me. I was right there. I was ready.
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  Speaker 2: That's amazing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Actually I Aaron was kind enough to uh release what
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  Speaker 1: if his game?
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  Speaker 3: Handheld game councils.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have for too many anyway, And Stevie was like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm kind of interested in buying one. I'm like, holy shit,
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  Speaker 2: I should probably sell some of these. I literally have
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  Speaker 2: a bag full sitting on my bedroom floor that just
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  Speaker 2: sit there.
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  Speaker 4: A good handhold game is It's nice.
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  Speaker 2: It really is.
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  Speaker 3: You can do but you are going balse a lot tiers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because when I do something, though, I go.
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  Speaker 2: All in what you want exactly from me.
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm what I'm getting from is a rog
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  Speaker 1: l I X that the top one, baby, Yeah, Aaron's
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  Speaker 1: I already got like what you say, there's a terribyte
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  Speaker 1: in there.
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  Speaker 2: Already, there's a terribyt drive in it. There's a slot
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  Speaker 2: for an SD car so you can add you know,
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  Speaker 2: more space if you need to. It's it's got a
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  Speaker 2: battery that lasts, and it's probably the longest lasting battery
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  Speaker 2: out of all of the handheld pieces of that range. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: it is to me, and at the time that I
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  Speaker 2: bought it, it was the like the top of the tier,
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  Speaker 2: like it was the best possible handheld. It was stronger
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  Speaker 2: than the steam deck it, you know, it was. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: It runs on windows, which is kind of a mark
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  Speaker 2: against it as opposed to the other ones that run
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  Speaker 2: like steam and less and stuff. But that also means
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  Speaker 2: that you can do other things with it, such as
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  Speaker 2: that time it's saved our episode three hundred when we
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  Speaker 2: were in Colorado. Springs and couldn't get the show to
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  Speaker 2: run off of.
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  Speaker 4: The Christ talk about that and people just don't seem
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, it was a it's a handheld device. Show
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  Speaker 4: off a handheld keep.
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  Speaker 2: Meaning to reach out to like asis and tell them
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  Speaker 2: about that on social media and just tell them the
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  Speaker 2: story about how the r O G l i X
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  Speaker 2: saved our three hundred episode.
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  Speaker 4: Bring a laptop or bring a fucking desktop and plug.
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  Speaker 4: It was a fucking game Boy into a system.
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  Speaker 2: And it worked. It's a bit bigger than Boy like
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  Speaker 2: too game Boys, game Boy Advance.
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  Speaker 4: It's a game Boy Advance that.
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  Speaker 2: Flips, but it also games really well. Uh yeah, It's
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  Speaker 2: just it's a phenomenal device and it honestly has been
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  Speaker 2: sitting on my ask on us and unloved. So when
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  Speaker 2: Stevie brought that to my attention he said he would
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  Speaker 2: be interested by it, I'm like, hell yeah, man, I
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  Speaker 2: got excited. I'm like, yeah, absolutely, man. So I you know,
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  Speaker 2: I started cleaning up, getting my accounts off there and
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  Speaker 2: ship and it's it's ready for him. I'm just waiting
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  Speaker 2: for the money and then it's.
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  Speaker 3: All his corner. A couple of times for anyone.
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  Speaker 2: Wants to donate to be to help Stevie get We
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  Speaker 2: would both appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: You can't afford it, door, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I can't tell doll don't fucking send money. That's alright,
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  Speaker 3: I would feel horrible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, tell me about like the fucking the audio
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  Speaker 2: book for my second book, because I had both Kristin
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  Speaker 2: and c J offering to just give me money for it,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, guys, please stop, please stop. I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. My heart can't take it. I know they
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  Speaker 2: mean well, and I know they just want it to exist,
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  Speaker 2: and so do I. But I'm like, that's that's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of pressure.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make those bitches read.
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  Speaker 2: No. I do want to. I do want to actually
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  Speaker 2: do the audiobook, and I'll talk to you about it
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  Speaker 2: once we're off air, because I think it's project bring
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  Speaker 2: due in the next couple of months. What if you're
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  Speaker 2: up for it? Yes? Okay? Oh crap?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no?
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  Speaker 6: Oh no?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh I'm gonna have to cry hard.
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  Speaker 6: The most What was that you said to me that
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  Speaker 6: if you ever did another one, you'd have you as
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  Speaker 6: like security guard one or something. You want to be
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  Speaker 6: sure random background character named he just says, un named.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to get anybody. I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: get anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Too excited it why not, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: It's an idea that's been percolating. So anyway, that's it
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  Speaker 2: for Stevie. Uh, it is now time for me to
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  Speaker 2: introduce myself. I am the host and games master. You
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  Speaker 2: may call me pantiless err and all you hit it
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  Speaker 2: some stars for.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good. It's so fucking good.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry already, God damn it. My tech toy, well, don't
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  Speaker 2: worry about it, all right. My tech toy that I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking forward to playing with is I have already spent
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  Speaker 2: the money that Stevie's going to give me.
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  Speaker 1: It's literally, yeah, the same, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You're not wrong. I bought a different handed. You liked
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  Speaker 2: your idea, you just bought a duplicate. No, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: buy the same thing I bought. That would be crazy,
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  Speaker 2: but I wouldn't put it past me. No. I bought
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  Speaker 2: a GPD wind Max, the twenty twenty three version. The
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  Speaker 2: other one it is. Yeah, it's the upgraded version of
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  Speaker 2: the GPT and wind Max, which is a handheld laptop
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  Speaker 2: slash gaming console because it has game controller, buttons, and
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  Speaker 2: analog STIs built right into the damn thing. But it
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  Speaker 2: also has a full keyboard and is large enough to
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  Speaker 2: be usable as like a very small laptop. Oh wow.
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  Speaker 2: But it's also light enough that you can carry it
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  Speaker 2: and use it as a portable games machine. And I
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  Speaker 2: have done that with my GPD wind Max, at least
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  Speaker 2: until I bought the borrow g Lax. Then I stopped
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  Speaker 2: using the wind Max right and then eventually's like, oh no,
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  Speaker 2: I need to go buy it. I have to come
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  Speaker 2: clean here and admit a failing of mine, which is
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  Speaker 2: that I, while setting up one of my machines, I
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  Speaker 2: think it was the Pants Station steam Machine, I cracked
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  Speaker 2: open the GPD wind Max to get the hard drive
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  Speaker 2: out of it, because again it was a device that
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't using, and it had an ENVM in it,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, that would be useful for the steam machine.
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  Speaker 2: So I pulled it. But in the process I somehow
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  Speaker 2: managed to damage the speakers. So the speakers on my
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  Speaker 2: wind Max do a lot of work. So with no sound,
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  Speaker 2: it's not.
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  Speaker 3: The same, it's not any fun.
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  Speaker 2: So I haven't bought They're putting like another MBM in
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  Speaker 2: it or anything like that. But then I started looking
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  Speaker 2: at like what was available online and knowing that prices
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  Speaker 2: are still going to keep rising for computer stuff and
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  Speaker 2: computer parts, I was like, I could wait for the
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  Speaker 2: GPD Win Max three, which is scheduled to drop in
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  Speaker 2: maybe a couple of months. It was going to be
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  Speaker 2: like the highest end thing, but it would also cost
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  Speaker 2: like an arm and a leg. Yeah, somewhere between sixteen
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  Speaker 2: hundred and two.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, that's that's not much, not without an
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  Speaker 2: appropriate wayfall. So I spent a little bit more. What's
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  Speaker 2: in that?
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  Speaker 3: I need to know what is in that fucking thing?
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: Goldih better, I need to know. The wind Max three
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  Speaker 2: has a rise in AI Max three ninety five. It
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  Speaker 2: has AMD Radion eighty sixty s in integrated graphics, which
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  Speaker 2: like are comparable with like a twenty seventy or twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty sixty graphics card. Like the integrated graphics on these
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  Speaker 2: no frigging joke, But as it is the one that
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting. The Win Max two from twenty twenty three,
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  Speaker 2: it has a riz in seventy eight forty U with
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  Speaker 2: seven to eighty M integrated graphics, which is the same
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  Speaker 2: as that Mini PC that I bought that I liked
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  Speaker 2: so much. Yeah, and that could play a lot of
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  Speaker 2: Triple A games with like no trouble whatsoever. It even
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  Speaker 2: played like fucking Indiana Jones in the Great Circle and
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  Speaker 2: one at like thirty fps before I put a graphics
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  Speaker 2: card on the an external graphics card on it, so
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  Speaker 2: it's pretty strong. And on top of it, that fucking thing,
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  Speaker 2: the one that I bought, has sixty four gigs of
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  Speaker 2: RAM the fuck and it has four terrorbytes of hard
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  Speaker 2: drives two two terrabytes. Oh my god, yeah, this thing is,
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  Speaker 2: this thing is max to the fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Still could only fit half of his porn though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no, not even half. I mean, come on now,
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  Speaker 2: way more. It was. It was basically somebody took get
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  Speaker 2: pimped out and then turned around and sold it, and
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  Speaker 2: they were only you could take that.
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  Speaker 3: You and we could all play like on the computer together,
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  Speaker 3: like you can hook the.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely I mean well, I mean yeah, we could hook,
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  Speaker 2: but we could do the same for the Ally. We
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  Speaker 2: could do the same thing for the Ally if we
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  Speaker 2: wanted to. We can absolutely do that. That's not an issue.
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  Speaker 2: When you first said that, I was picturing the three
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  Speaker 2: of us sitting there with handheld PCs playing a game together.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was like, holy ship, Yeah, we could do that.
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  Speaker 1: We do that like that over that spaceship game we
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  Speaker 1: all played.
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  Speaker 7: Ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 3: We should at some point.
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  Speaker 4: You've probably seen Artemis played at like conventions. I know
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  Speaker 4: I've seen like that, but like playing it back at
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  Speaker 4: the House of Awesome with like, well two different chips.
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  Speaker 2: That was so fucking awesome. That was so good.
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  Speaker 4: That was probably the closest thing to a good start game.
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  Speaker 3: Get Yeah, it was phenomenal.
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  Speaker 2: But there are better ones. There are other ones too,
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  Speaker 2: people come up with since then, so we can do
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  Speaker 2: it online probably anyway. This has been the longest, but
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  Speaker 2: we love you. This is normal.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't Wow, we were talking for so long. I
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  Speaker 1: forgot we already started the show.
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  Speaker 2: Good job. Yeah, all right, So we're going to get
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  Speaker 2: into our games. Our first game is called Have I
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  Speaker 2: Got Good News for You? I've got three news stories,
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  Speaker 2: and all our players have to do is tell me
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  Speaker 2: which one of the three I called my favorite news
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  Speaker 2: story of the week, the one I thought was the
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  Speaker 2: best news. The player gives me the best news, or
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: if neither does, the player who gives me the second
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  Speaker 2: best news of the week, will win the game and
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  Speaker 2: earn one episode point. Our first news story, robots smart
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  Speaker 2: toilet comes to you and takes your poop away. Give one. First,
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  Speaker 2: they took my job, and now they're gonna take my poop. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: pretty much. I mean we've all had We've all had
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  Speaker 2: that nighttime episode where you just wake up and all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, you gotta go it. Yes, and it
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  Speaker 2: sucks waking up and getting on a bed and crossing
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  Speaker 2: the apartment like every morning. Could you imagine just waking up,
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  Speaker 2: getting that feeling, pressing a button on your nightstand and
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  Speaker 2: just waiting approximately thirty seconds, and the toilet rolls up
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  Speaker 2: to your bedside and you just get out, sit on it,
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  Speaker 2: do your business. When you're finished, the toilet carries it
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  Speaker 2: back to the bathroom and flushes and cleans and even
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  Speaker 2: sanitizes itself. There's even like a little sprits of deodorant
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  Speaker 2: in the air after it's done.
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  Speaker 1: I hope at some point future Stevie gets to experience
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  Speaker 1: this thing in his life. I really, really fucking do.
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  Speaker 2: Want me to introduce you to the shell Bond, the
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  Speaker 2: world's first automated self driving robot toilet. This smart throne
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  Speaker 2: at the press of a button, we'll detach from its
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  Speaker 2: docking station and using a pathfinding system, it navigates its
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  Speaker 2: way to your bedside so it can receive your waste,
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  Speaker 2: your evil do do do poopy things. It's so great.
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  Speaker 2: It does honestly have a noble purpose. There are people
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  Speaker 2: who could really use this, anybody who's like, anyone who
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  Speaker 2: has trouble getting to the bathroom, and people with movement issues.
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  Speaker 2: This is fantastic. It's so smart. There is a downside.
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  Speaker 2: It spits at you every now and then. These what
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  Speaker 2: does it spect? However, these these these folks with these
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  Speaker 2: issues better have some deep pockets.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, ten thousand.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, it's nearly five thousands.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I look at tolet.
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  Speaker 2: That's the cost of the unit itself. Okay, now, this
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  Speaker 2: is nothing new. People have had like chamber pots for
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  Speaker 2: a lot of history. However, of course, the un the
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  Speaker 2: downside of a chamber pot is that you have to
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  Speaker 2: empty it. If you live alone and you actually need one,
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  Speaker 2: it can be difficult to reach the plumbing wall holding
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  Speaker 2: the thing, but the jabond aims to make that much
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  Speaker 2: much easier. It is apparently the world's first self driving
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  Speaker 2: fully automatic robot toilet.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking cool, you know what, It's good. I'm fine
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  Speaker 1: with it starting around five grande, I really am. You know,
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  Speaker 1: this is a breakthrough. You're gonna get a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: other companies making the same types of things now too
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  Speaker 1: to lower price. Anyway, They're gonna be competition, and in
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  Speaker 1: about fifteen years, common people like us will be a
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  Speaker 1: little forward one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, eventually, as the dimensions will cover
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: it and as the cost of materials goes down, it
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: will become more affordable. That is, that is typically how
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: things work in the world. However, I do have to
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: say one thing that may put people off is that
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: it does use AI. It has an AI three D
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: obstacle avoidance system, which is part of its state the
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: art led our technology to interpret its surroundings and avoid
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: hitting things.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: So yeah, this is one of the few times where
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: I would be okay with the use of AI.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Would if AI is actively put to use, like improving
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: human lives or increasing someone's standard or living, then that's great, fantastic.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: You know, I obviously have an issue with it trying
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: to create human art, because it cannot produce actual creativity,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: not stealing it just produces garbage and like the stuff
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: that we see like every now and then I see
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: somebody on like Blue Sky or Threads like trying to
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: post like this is I did this on AI and
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: it's it's as good as Hollywood could do with a
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: five hundred dollars bunch. I'm like, yeah, but it's soulless
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: and empty and it's nowhere near it like you can
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: always do. People who have wanted to be artists and
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: just had no talent whatsoever now have the convenient excuse
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: of AI.
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I would love to know how to draw properly, like
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: straight lines and all that ship, but I'm not about
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: to use an AI to do everything from me and
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: claim it as my own.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: But this this kind of thing.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: That'd be like me telling a joke here and like
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: or having an AI like tell what's the joke, and
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: then I say, I'm like, I came up with that
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: joke with me.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if only AI was any good at writing humor,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Oh thank god, it isn't.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: It's the one that's doesn't understand the nuance of humor
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: because everybody's people are.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Still talking about like you know, the first AI movie
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: or the first day, this and that, Like, who on
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: earth is going to want to watch that?
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: You skipped over the fact that also TikTok is calling
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: it a gaming chair.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Oh the throne.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a gamer chair, so you never have to
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: leave your computer like gaming.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I don't think I would do that or care to
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: live like that.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: But you know, no, if you're if you're so, if
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: you're unable to, I get it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Unable to is one thing. Able to and just not
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: wanting to is another.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: All right, that's me. Let's move on to our second story. Yeah,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: gravity did not fail for second seven seconds on August twelfth.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: This should not be news, but here we are. Well
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: fuck yeah, nobody test gravity. In a complete and shocking
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: turn of events, we did not plummet to our deaths today,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: No shit, good for us.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go another day.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody is stunned to learn that gravity did not
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: stop working. Huh uh? Well where did this take? According
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: to a bizarre conspiracy According to a bizarre conspiracy theory,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: it should have happened. Really, gravity was supposed to stop
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: working for seven seconds on August twelfth, twenty twenty six.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Over that time, people would essentially fall upward until gravity
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: kickback on, at which point they'd plummet back to the ground.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Seven seconds is long enough to gain enough air to
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: be fatal. Yes, so they were predicting that this was
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: going to cause between forty and sixty million deaths.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Why is so?
• 22:18
  Speaker 10: Apparently apparently amateur astronomers noticed that there were some black
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: hole gravitational waves colliding.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, that happens all the time. There there
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: was some valid science to back this theory, supposedly, but
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: the evil governments of the world just suppressed living shit
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: out of it. Would not allow the regular person. Meanwhile,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: these governments were also incorporating a.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Secret project to stay on their old project anchor Oh
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: my god.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Supposedly it was a network of secret gravity any bunkers
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: for the rich network.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: It was just a bunch of nets.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Holding them down, literal nets.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Remember this is our government now, right.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: So as of this, I hope they realized too that
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: if gravity ever reversed, the soil and the rock would.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Go up with it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Everybody's fucked like a.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Gonna save you five seconds before you're plumbing into space
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: with everybody else whatever, guys, Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: It's but we are past the supposed time. This was
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: all supposed to happen, So I think it's safe to
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: say that gravity didn't stop working. However, and this is
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: the part that makes me hate humanity. The theory gained
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: enough traction that NASA put out an official statement denying
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: it would happen.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: That's just they had to allocate time and resources.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: They help people a truly spend time.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: How much money did that cost?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Five million dollars to tell these idiots guess why gravity
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: didn't turn all.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I imagine it costs the time. It was like a
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: very exhausted astronomical engineer to write the damn thing saying
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: you are fucking stupid. Could he just write that?
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I think that should be allowed. That's odd, like you're
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: fucking stupid.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: No, go away. So naturally, all these people that vanished
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: know that nothing happened. Of course. Yeah, oh none of
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: them were real. Oh no, they were all real. But
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: they're all real. They're just yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: It's like, listen, believe what you want, right. I believe
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: that's as Squatch was real or it is real in
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: some way was he There's no proof proving either way. However,
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna go like, ah, it's the end of
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: the world. We all got to prepare like this doomsday.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: This is fucking the Y two K and fucking twenty
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: twelve all over it, and it is is it always
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: for me?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Something else? Stupid people. Supposedly a quote unquote independent physicist
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: had confirmed that the gravitational waves were real and disaster
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: was going to happen. But however, the paper he supposedly
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: published has been suppressed so effectively that's no copy of
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: it remains anywhere in the roll on the internet, which
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: is infamous for not letting anything disappear. Yeah, to god,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how stupid do you have to be?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: They got it all.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: They put a magnet on the library computer and erased it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's sure, dude.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I think they all drank bleach as kids.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, disgusting.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Don't drink bleach. I fucking we have to say this,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: goddamn it. Don't drink each other.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Please don't believe in conspiracy theories.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I other people tell you.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Don't drink real materials, and please do your own godda
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: research for the love of God that you may or
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: may not believe it anymore.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Now that's something funny.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: We're going to move on to our third story. Marmots
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: start releasing photos on only Fans to make do Marmot well.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Times are getting really hard, man. Everything is more expendible.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: You got to win a game show to be able
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: to afford two weeks worth of groceries.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I know forever, I'll try and hook you up.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: With everything constantly. With everything getting more and more expensive,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: it's folks everywhere are taking measures that they wouldn't otherwise take.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Take these Colorado marmots, for example, just to make ends meet,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: they've started posting their pictures on OnlyFans. Wow. So it's
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: a project called the Marmot Project. It is a decade
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: spanning scientific research that studies the yellow bellied marmots, which
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: is not any sort of reflection of their character, just
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: that they actually have yellow of Colorado. And despite its
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: long running status, it has recently come into trouble finding funding,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: and the researchers started looking into more unorthodox finding funding,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: and that's where OnlyFans came in. Although the website is
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: best known for sharing pictures, there's literally nothing in the
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: license that says you have to post smut.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: It is called it is called only Mars and the
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: account posts quote unquote uncensored Marmot content in their natural
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: habitat during their everyday activities.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I am so trying to not go on only fans
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: right now and get up.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I am really tempted to go and just like that's awesome,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: like five dollars or whatever, and just look at some
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: cute pictures of morments and also know that I'm supporting
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: the animals.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Fucking cool.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I think it's genius, honestly.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: It has made a bit of money for the Marmot Project,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: and it's also succeeded in raising awareness of the project.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: After all, you know about it now that I've told
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: you about it, right, So hopefully more people will check
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: it out and get more and more people on their
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: side with cute animal videos.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, I love that.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Now. Even if the posts are only on only fans,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: they're not wearing anything, so technically they're newt I. You're right,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: it's not wrong, But if you go there looking for smut,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: you're not really my kind of person anyway. Yeah.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: So, I'm pretty sure only fans didn't start off that
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: way it just because it was easy.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: No, only fans slowly became that way because people more
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: and more people started using it for that purpose, and
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: eventually it became almost everybody, and now it is practically everybody.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: So it is people doing the opposite that actually gains
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: more attention nowadays, which hopefully they are. But I've also
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: seen like comedians use only fans and post just just
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: pictures of their stuff and jokes and stuff. It's like
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: a patre shorthanded what's your name? She's one of my
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: favorite Comediansney Whitney Cummings. Yeah, she did an only fans
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: for a while and I actually did follow it, and
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: it was cool stuff. She would, you know, take pictures
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: of her vacations and ship cool and it wasn't like
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, some was sexy, an attractive fucking woman, but
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: you know it's it's it wasn't the point of it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: It was. She was just like, hey, if if you
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: like me and you want to help support me and
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: you want to see the cool stuff that I do,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: come join my only fans. And so I did you
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: heard only fans? Yes, I don't have an only fans.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: If you I'll make one for them. I'll take pictures
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: on when he's not paying attention.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I have a different website it's called lonely pants. Lonely pants,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: and only I go there and only I do things there.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Holy I know, yes, anyway, that is going to be
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: it for these stories. So our players just have to
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: tell me what we're doing. Stevie, I think technically you
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: won the last game because you won beef Yeopardy. Yeah
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I did. Yeah you did. You crushed it. Oh yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: absolutely crushed it. So Ogie, I'm gonna give you the
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: first choice. Which one of these did I say was
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: the best news of the week. Was it the robot
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: smart toilet that takes your proop away, the gravity not
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: failing for seven seconds, or the Marmots releasing photos on OnlyFans.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's gotta be the Marmots, right, I mean,
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: I mean the robot is a close second for sure,
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: But I.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: That's funny. That's fucking funny. My god, it's a solid
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: number two.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: It's very It's not always solid, depends.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: On what you hate the prior day.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: So I think Marments is number one.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: There.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I think that's is the best story.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: It's yeah, Stevie, it's better around to Stevie, what of
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: the other two, which one do you think is the
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: best news.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you it very nearly was, but it is
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: actually definitely that's fair. That's my favorite news story. That's
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: it's cute, it's adorable. It is going to help the
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: conservation efforts and hopefully keep these little guys around for longer,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: which is fantastic. And also, you know, who knows what
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: the research might tell us about ourselves. A lot of
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: times the research projects on other things, such as space,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: where animals actually helps the human race in some ways.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: How much ship we phoned up by just a plant, like, oh, ship,
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: we can use that for this and then make this
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: a whole better. That's how medication works.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Who knows, maybe marmot poop cures stupidity.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Your friends called you stupid, We'll send you a bag
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: of varmit, all right.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: So Augie takes the first point. He is leading one
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: point to zero, but Stevie can easily come back. When
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: we come back, we're gonna play game two, which is
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: gonna be worth two points, and we're gonna play that
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: game right after this pound mail Bag mail Bag, Hey,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: welcome back to the mail bag. We've got just one
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: thing for you today. A comment.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on show number three three three I straight
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: up called it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Please tell me the comment is from who I think
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: it might be, Okay, isn't.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, it's Bill m talking to Bill and
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: he says walking through the plant for and had to
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: stop because I was laughing so hard.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Sorry, CJ. Not sorry, hell, that's so funny. It was.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: It was one of those just perfect storms of me
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: realizing mid sentence that I didn't know what CJ stood
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: for Inj's name, and just deciding to come home with something,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: and all I had was, it's so fucking good.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Fucking hell, dude. Like I was editing, okay, so I'm
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: gonna pull the curtain back just a little bit since
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: we're here.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: I edited this obviously, I did.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I did my job.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: While editing.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I fucking was clipping ship and I was clipping the
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: symmathy Jimmy so I can put out a patreot.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: For Everyboddy after today. And well I did that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I actually deleted the whole episode and I saved it deleted,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: so I had to start all the funk over.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: But I'm kind of glad I did.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: So I got the real lip sympathy Jimmy, like.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: He laughed so good.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, my god, in the recording, Oh you tell him
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: what happened to the recording?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: You noticed?
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Oh uh in the recording he fucking squealed because he
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: didn't take his air.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: He was laughing, so he.
• 34:53
  Speaker 11: Oh, He's like, you gotta lead, and he pauses it,
• 34:55
  Speaker 11: rewinds it and did it and I'm giggling and laughing,
• 34:57
  Speaker 11: and all of a sudden, you hear this loudage square
• 35:00
  Speaker 11: it's me heiling air while the left.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was so sounded like somebody deflated.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: So thank you, Bill.
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: Say sorry, not sorry, like a homicidal maniac sitting in
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: the middle of the plant laughing.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine like walking start just d.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Only hope that made your day the way man, I
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: cannot wait to share that video. Fucking weak mother everybody.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: It's incredible, absolutely incredible. All right, Well that's it for
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: a mail bag. And with that, I say, let's get
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: back to the show.
• 35:50
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• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: two is going to be pop Culture Fight Club. Oh Fox,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: that's right, our favorite donated game by Colin Meggs. Thank
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: you very much for sending us this idea way way back.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: But we actually took it serious and started playing it
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: and actually enjoying it, so we're gonna play it again.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: It's very simple. I'm going to ask them a question
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: about pop culture, and they have to present their case
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: and also try and defend their case because their opponent
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: will be doing their best to undermine their opponent's case.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: As when both are finished, I will decide which one
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: that I believe is actually the best of the two
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: that they have posited. This time, I'm asking what is
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: your favorite space story. It could be a video game,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: it could be a single mission from a video game,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: could be a movie or a TV show, or a
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: single episode of said TV show, or even a book
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: or a comic book. Literally anything. It just has to
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: involve space in some way. There have been loads upon
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: loads of great space stories, but I want to know
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: what was the absolute best. Which one of you convinces
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: me that your favorite is the best will win the
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: game and you'll get two episode points. Now, Steve, you
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: lost the last game, and you have the choice do
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: you want to go first or do you want to
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: make Augie go first. I think I'm going to go first,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: all right, that sir, please tell me what your favorite
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: space story is and why it's the best.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna preface it this with the reason first before
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I tell you what it is, okay, And the reason
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: is it does combine two things that I loved dearly,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: especially growing up. All right, comedy being one of them,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: which obviously we're still doing shit like that now, you know.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: And Star Wars.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, so for me growing up in the eighties, mel Brooks, Spaceballs,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Colonel Sanders and shit like if they keep firing assholes,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: which we still fucking use when.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: We play hockey and shit, But Spaceballs was great for us.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Star Wars that like the seventies Man that was
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: the seventies eighties had fucking spaceballs.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Man, that was our Star Wars. It was amazing.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: It did combine the two things I really did love
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: at the time, and I can still throw it on today,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: regardless of how many hundreds of times I've seen that
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: fucking movie and still enjoy every fucking moment of that
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: like laughing even though mel Brooks is in a suit
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: that's backwards, like stupid shit like that, it's fucking hilarious.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Uh and Somebody so Good. It's so good.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: President's Group, Like, I love it. I love almost every
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I don't. There's nothing that I don't like. I know
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: there might be some stuff that might be a little
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: harder to swallow. Nowadays, I think there's only one racist
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: joking on me too.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think that everyone's a couple, but they're not.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I can't say racist jokes aren't bad as they are,
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: but the.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Only ones that occurred in my mind are ones that
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: are also subverted. That's what I was thinking, like the
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: the the she.
• 39:53
  Speaker 13: Doesn't look yes exactly because he's referring to druid yes, imaginary,
• 40:00
  Speaker 13: but it you know, it's it's funny because sometimes some
• 40:03
  Speaker 13: people say that people.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Either look or don't look Jewish, right, you know, so
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: it's it's a subversion of it. So I think it's okay.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: The only other one I can think of is is
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: turning to the to the one black Trooper him.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Going I love that with the fucking afro picture, which
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: is which is again.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly amazing.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: It's a subversion that you're going to talk about the
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: one that like said something to uh Rick Ranas in
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: German or.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Something like that. He just like stopped and looked at it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, leave her to be.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: But yeah, Spaceball, I mean, we all know it. We've
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: talked about it plenty. I know I went way over
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: thirty seconds, but that is I can put it.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: On right the funk. Now, let's enjoy that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Uh do you have any questions for Stevie?
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Oh man, you're talking about original Spaceballs. You're talking about
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: the not the new one, not the animated one.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Oh god no, no, the good movie, the good one.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: A lot of questions.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: I want to ask you a lot of questions.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I'll give you the second thing one because I do
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: have one. Yeah. The question is specifically about the story,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: and to me, the story of Spaceballs is not actually
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: that strong. No, the comedy is correct. Sure, And I
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: didn't say that is an incredible movie.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Correct, But yeah, I didn't love it for the writing.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I loved it for the comedy and the Star Wars
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: stuff that was it. I wasn't there for story.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I And that's for.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Me too, because you know how critical I am about
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: stories and ship because our movies where I'm like, this
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: makes no fucking sense. I knew from the beginning this
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: is going to end like all of it, which is fine,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: But those are also movies that are meant to be
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: going up for awards of shit. So that's why I
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: critique those on so hard when I do talk about
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: story and shit. But this now is a fun.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right? Do you want to ask him anything?
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Or do you want to just move on?
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: I really don't have a whole lot of questions. My
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: favorite number You can't You can't really attack your not really,
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, because you're not you're not talking about the story,
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: You're talking about the comedy on it. And I agree
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: whole hardy, like it's one of them that grew up
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: on mel Brooks and Cheese Jog and all that ship.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Hell, I can't argue that at all. But yeah, that's
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: about it. All right. In that case, we will switch
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: over to you Ogie. It is your turn. What is
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: your favorite space story and why is it better than
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: space Balls?
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, Stevie, I got the one that Aaron likes
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: the most, So Starfield.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: I'm kidding, as.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: You really like Starfield. No, it's not because of the story.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: No, No, there's other things about it that are great.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: With the story ain't one of them. No, But a
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: good space game with a good story you and I
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: both know is the Massi Effect Trilogy is probably one
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: of the best rpg like actual like third person shooter
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: rpugs out there. I don't want to spoil anything about
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: the game itself.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: It is replay it probably once every couple of years.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: So I don't want to spoil any of the story
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: because it's It's generally one of those things like if
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: you can afford to get the game the trilogy, play
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: through it, and it's worth experience.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: If you can't, that's amazing because you can now get
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: like the legendary edition with all three games for like
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: ten boots. Right, it frequently goes on sales. It's totally
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: worth it.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: So the idea is that the story is connected all
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: the way through, and you get to choose essentially or
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: be in put into situations that will affect the story
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: along the way, which with the ultimate outcome at the end.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: From the beginning, from the very first game to the
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: second to the third, all your decisions matter, and typically
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: it does come down to either Paragon or renegade. Paragon
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: being someone who wants to help and you know all that,
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: and renegade being the person who has to do whatever
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: they have to to make it work kind of thing.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: And yeah, it's again, don't want to spoil it because
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: it is a the story is so unique and happens
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: in so many different variable ways there's no real one
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: way to tell it, and it's more of a you
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: have to experience it yourself kind of thing. Aaron knows
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: what I'm talking about.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: But in general, oh yeah, yeah, in a general, in
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: a general sense, it is all about one soldier who
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: happens to find out and know that an ancient space
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: race of machines are coming to wipe the galaxy of
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: all life, and it is their struggle through three huge games.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: That small games huge, the first one like twenty plus hours.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to try and find allies, armies, anything to stop
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: this from happening. And it is a it is. It
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: is a fantastic piece of work from start to finish.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: And it remembers your safe file each way, so that way,
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: every time you go down to the next one, any
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: events that happened the last one.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Something as dumb as a conversation, yeah, and the first
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: something stupid as punching a reporter, can have serious effects
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: later on, and you you legitimately won't know until you
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: actually play the game and find out for yourself. Oh,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't have done that. Yeah, uh ctebee. You
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: may try to interiorate or maybe attack his I mean
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: it's a great choice. I mean, will you, But I
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: will because I want him to defend the fact. I
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: do too.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Why he chose the game that you like? When you
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: said he's got to choose one that he found his favorite, well.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: It clearly he likes it too. I mean, I'm not
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: going to argue that, actually, But what I will say
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: is that the ending is notoriously underbaked.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: That is true, and they have gone to try to
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: rectify it and everything like that to try to get
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: a more satisfying ending. Unfortunately, though, like with every great story,
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: it has to come to win it, right, Yeah, it's
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: it all like they all kind of control. That's the
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: kind of the way I see it is. The devs
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: had control over the beginning of the story and had
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: control of the end, but you had complete control over
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: everything else.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: It did feel initially pretty ham fisted and kind of
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: wrong the way they did it with pratty sickly choose
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: your favorite flavor of color. But again later patches they
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: did make it. They did a couple more that made
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: it more meaningful to your choices, and I.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Feel like they didn't really address like my issue with
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: the ending, which was that it is over way too soon.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Oh really, Like you spend sixty hours on this journey
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: and it ends in about thirty seconds.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Oh wow.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in the final action, you see the final cut
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: scene and you see the finality of whatever you chose,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: and then like cut to black, and then like the
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: very last scene is a very short cut scene of
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: like some kid talking to their grandpa and talking about
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: the wonder of space and the stars and stuff like that,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: and then it just ends. And I was like, I
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: spent sixty hours these characters. I want to know what
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: their life is like after the events of this.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Game, like tell me something, we stop following, you know,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: and you're left to imagine. And I guess there is
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: in that book.
• 47:47
  Speaker 14: No oh good, Tokien wouldn't let you fucking not know
• 47:52
  Speaker 14: their entire family treat. You know, exactly where they've been,
• 47:56
  Speaker 14: where they're going, where they're going to go next.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what they had for this, what they had for
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: second Breakfast. I it is the micromanagement the book. Before
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: I make my decision, I will tell you guys what
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: I would amuse uh And my favorite Space story has
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: to be the story of Data, and throughout the show
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: and the movies, I think I think I would stop
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: it there if I if I had a choice to it.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Not that I don't like what they did with him
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: in Picard. I was glad they brought him back, but
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: it felt a little forced and.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Just a little they need him for the reading.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: They well, they wanted to get the whole gang back together,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: and I completely understood and agreed I would love to
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: see them all again, and I did, in fact love
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: to see them all, but the the method of getting
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: him there, and you know, it just it was just
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: kind of camfisted. I don't know that they had much
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: choice in the matter because of course everybody was so
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: much older and Android is not supposed to so they had
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: to come up with a way around that as well,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: and you know all this stuff.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: So we upgraded him to look like he looks more human.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: But having said that, I still like, deeply love the
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: whole story of Data from start to finish, and it
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: is such an amazing journey.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Was like a child, and God, it was so good.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I can think of so many epic moments of the
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: next generation that involve Data learning something or trying something
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: m and like just being along with him on this
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: journey because you everybody remembers the first time they did this,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: so the first time they did this or you know,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: so on and so forth. He tries to pro create.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: He creates his own daughter, and she dies after only
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: a few days of life, and it's it's really really
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: sad and really really heartbreaking, like all the characters are
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: doing their best to keep her alive and savor and
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Data doesn't have emotions, can't express them, so it was
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: even more heartbreaking because he can't feel what it feels
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: like to.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Lose it, but he's my God, it was it was
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: an emotionally resonant journey from start to finish, and I
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: loved him in the movies.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: He had some of the best goddamn lines, even something
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: as simple as oh shit, far none. I did not
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: laugh at anything harder than that one line in Starter Generation.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: That's so good though. Yeah, Data story touched me on
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: a number of levels throughout that whole thing, so that
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: would have been my absolute favorite story. So but I
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: have to choose between two of you, and out of
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: the two of you argue with Yeah, he just does,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: even with the ending being kind of a clusterfuck, even
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: when they tried to fix it, it still didn't really resonate
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: with me. The fact of the matter is it is
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: a It is a phenomenally written story, and that is impressive.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Given how many things you can change, you would think
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: a story so malleable would be hard to do well
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: to the point where you are not only invested, but
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: you like. The lines are sharp, they're well written, the
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: jokes are funny, the characters are It can be hilarious
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: and also deeply moving. Mass Effect is a triumph right
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: up until the end. That is the only part that
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: I did that I just could not That was deeply
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: disappointed by everything else is magic. Absolutely, Spaceballs is absolutely
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: the best space comedy ever made. Without a shadow of
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: a down. It just doesn't have the best story. It is.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: It's a good story. It is for what it is.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: It's a good story. It's fun, and I love that
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: movie beyond the telling of it. But the question was literally,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: which is the best space story? And out of the
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: two of you, I have to go with mass effect.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Augie gets two points, bringing him very nice, but Stevie
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: is still in this. Our Game three is gonna be
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: worth three points and we're gonna play that game right
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: after this.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, if you're in the western New York area and
• 52:46
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• 52:49
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• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Hello, welcome back. It is time for game three. Game
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: three is going to be four out of five dentists.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I've got five surveys here, and you guys are going
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: to take turns guessing the exact percentage, and if you
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: get within ten percent high or low, you will get
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: a point. The other player is going to guess whether
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: the actual percentage is higher or lower than your guess,
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: and if they're correct, they get a point. After five surveys,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: the player who has the most points is going to
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: win this game and get three episode points. Stevie's looking
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: to tie. Oggi's looking to win.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: I think we've played this game in that Gamble game
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: and we lost all our money. Oh yeah, how do
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: that was a game of high low.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Well, let's not have that happen. Stevie, you lost last
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: game again. So you have the choice. Do you want
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: to guess the exact percentage first or do you want
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: to make Augie guess the exact percentage first.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: I'm going to guess it first, so I get it
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: at the end, right, yeah.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: You will get the guest hire. Well, no, if you
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: want higher lower at the end, you have to take
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: higher lower.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Now I'll do that.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, So August's gonna guess the percentage. Yes, all right, Oggie,
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: here's your first survey. According to an August twenty twenty six,
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: you go poll what percentage of American parents are concerned
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: about violence in their local public schools. Probably like seventy percent. Damn,
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: there's a good number.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: So I'll say seventy three.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Seventy three percent is what you're locking in, Uh, Stevie,
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: is the actual percentage higher or lower than seventy three percent?
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Fuck you just because like, didn't you say forty or something?
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: It's not that low?
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Why no, I was starting.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not dumb.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: God, I'm actually.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Gonna say it's gonna be higher than seventy though.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I think there's more concern than people saying to hire survey,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: they'll actually say it.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well, Augie said seventy three percent, Stevie said
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: higher the actual percentage of American parents who are concerned
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: about violence in their local public schools seventy six percent.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: So you almost nailed it.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: As an incredible guest, and that is points for each
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: of you.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Nice Agie.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: We're gonna switch back to Stevie. Stevie, it is your
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: turn to guest.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Exactly good Storry Stevie.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Here is your survey and in August thirteenth, twenty twenty
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: six y of survey about canceling paid subscriptions, what percentage
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: of American adults say that they have never had a
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: paid subscription to anything? They're fucking all liars. What percentage
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: of American adults say that they have never had a
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: paid subscription.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: To anything like Columbia fucking Music House counting that is
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: technically okay, I'm gonna say than never. And they said.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Adults, yes, adults, use use Okay, I'm gonna say never.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Fuck uh twenty one let's go black jack.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: One percent they never say they have never had a
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: subscription to anything, Aggie, is the actual percentage higher or lower? Right?
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: I think it's higher, but not by much?
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah cool.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: So Stevie says twenty one percent of American adults have
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: never had a paid subscription to anything, and Augie says
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: it's actually higher than that. The actual percentage of American
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: adults who say that they've never had a paid subscription
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: to anything eight percent, which means no points for either
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: of you.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Eight percent, I mean eight Take about it, like everything
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: has anything. Your fucking credit card basically has a subscription
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: doing it at all?
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Well, it's not called that, so it probably does count technically,
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: the credit card subscription. Anyway, We're gonna go back to
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Aggie for this one.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: In August twenty twenty six, you go poll what percentage
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: of American millennials say that they like the musical The Phantom.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Of the Opera Millennials.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: What percentage of American millennials say they like the Phantom
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: of the Opera?
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Are we millennials?
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Technically? You and I are Zennials?
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm loggie is okay?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, like right on the precipice. Yeah, we are on
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: the cusp between Generation X and dead Yeah, okay, fuck.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Fuck Phantom of the Opera.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah yeah, Like if it was ours, I would
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: love to see Phantom of the Opera personally, but I
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: don't think everybody feels that way.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: You know. I'm just gonna go on the higher sixty four.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Sixty four, says Augie ceb. Is the actual percentage higher
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: or lower than sixty four percent?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Millennials don't have style in class, Dude, They're not going
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: to be fucking goddamn.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: First of all, I'm a badample. Second, personally, my sisters
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: are also a bad exactly.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. I'm gonna say it's going to
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: be lower than that.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: I just say it is lower than sixty four percent.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Even if it was enniels do to I think it'll
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: still be lower. Just so the actual percentage of American
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: millennials who say that they like the musical The Phantom
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: of the Opera is fifty four percent. He is just
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: within the ten limits, shit, just barely within. So you
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: you get a point. But Stevie also gets a point
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: for saying, well, so it is still tied with two seeing. Yeah, Stevie,
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: here is your survey, and then August twenty twenty six,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: you of survey. What percentage of Americans who mostly attended
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: public schools for grades K through twelve say that the
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: schools they attended did a good job?
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Hey, I turned out fine after.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: The military and the drinking problem?
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: What percentage of Americans the percentage of Americans who went
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: to public school say that their schools did a good job?
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Said it?
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: Said they did? First?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh fuck, I'm sorry. We're gonna get in trouble.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, I think I think that I think
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: they did because they didn't graduate, right, and they say
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: K through twelve?
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: You and to make it, I'm gonna say forty seven percent.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Forty seven percent, says Stevie. Augie, what to say?
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Lower?
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: You're saying lower than forty seven percent? Okay? Wow, Well, gentlemen,
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: and in August twenty twenty six, you have surveyed the
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: percentage of Americans who mostly attended public schools for K
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: through twelve who said that the schools they attended did
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: a good job eighty percent. It is not lower, it
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: is higher. No points for either eighty liars.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said said that didn't realize until later, right,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: lest old story.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: If one of you, if one of you gets a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: point and the other one doesn't, you will win this game. Otherwise,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: any other result and we will have a tie.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: I have to guess the percentage, so you have a
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: higher chance.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: In a July. In a July August twenty twenty six,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: you go survey Augie, what percentage of American adults say
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: it's generally acceptable for someone to refer to their dog
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: as their child?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 9: Wait?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: This is acceptable?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: To say generally acceptable? What percentage of American adults say
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: it's generally acceptable for someone to refer to their dog
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: as their child.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: It's going to be not a producer, but child.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: I want to go just because I think it's in
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: the eighties, but I want to go high seventies just
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: in case I want to say seventy eight.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Seventy eight, says Augie Stevie, this could determine it.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Is like their child?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Lower is their What percentage of American adults say it's
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: generally acceptable for someone to refer to their dog as
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: their child.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: I want to say lower.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: You're saying lower? Yeah, all right. Augie has said seventy
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: eight percent and Stevie says lower. The percentage of American
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: adults who say it's generally acceptable for someone to refer
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: to their dog as their child. For the game, it's
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: fifty six percent. Augie does not get a point, but
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Stevie does, and with that he has won this game.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, which means Stevie gets three episode points, which
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: means we have a Yeah, we did it again. I'm
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: just gonna have to flip a coin to pick somebody
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: go first next time.
• 1:02:09
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• 1:02:12
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