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Show #177 Being Stevie'd in DC · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you. That's why it's a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. Hello, and welcome to this week's via y TW. Wow fuck
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me. I guess I thought he wanted to fuck me. I guess I'm
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not even hosting. I don't even know why the fuck I'm here. Nobody
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go home? Shit. I was like, oh shit, is he gonna
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say? Oh fuck? I started saying, totally forgot you. Stevie just
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launched straight into He's like, I'm a host of show. Fuck this guy.
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Oh the fuck he's doing it. Jesus's it? Next week? For
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christ Yeah, next week, I'm taking off because I'm gonna be I'm gonna
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be in like a different part of New York State, unable to podcast with
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everybody as revenge for you leaving me alone last week to my own devices.
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Yeah that's fair, that's fair. But this week, I'm fucking here,
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mother, and I'm here to play. God damn it. What's fine?
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How about this? Can I do it? Do an intro? Yeah?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I might as well not even be here.
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Go ahead, Welcome to b f TW. Motherfucker's Steve. He's taking over.
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It's just at least this little portion of it. But first, let
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me introduce you to my two cohords. First, he's the prince of panel
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shows, the hubrists of hosts, and Augie's oldest friend. It's panclos Aaron,
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come in at you all right? Sorry, so not only because I
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checked into the show, but you've taken my jingle away from me. No
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if I understand, okay, no, no no no, don't go playing
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it now. Don't go playing it now. It's done. It's done,
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it's done. Let's just make this humiliation as big and as grand as we
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possibly can. I'm want to go on record though his idea. I go
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ahead, strip naked, do the rest of the show in the nude,
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my butt crack and my tiny dick hanging out one of us. And now
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you know why he was like that when you came in. The plan was
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to do something. This whole thing it's been just one giant prank on me.
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God damn it. Oh we didn't know what man, Well, do
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you want me to ask you a question? I want the show to end
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so I can go on with my life. As miserable as that is.
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Cold on you gotta admit Stevie's comedic timing is yes, It is just yes,
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hasn't right? If I finished the sentence, You're gonna be gonna be
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pissed at me. Oh shit, got any more pranks? Line them up,
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Let's do them all right now, let's get him out over with.
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That's got a firing outside. We're gonna take me out. Fucking shit.
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What else? I seriously thought I was hosting this way? My fault?
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Did you come up with games too? No? Oh sweet, you said
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we were going to recap your trip. Yeah that's what I was like,
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Cool, all right, well you get go ahead. No, no,
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it's cool. So I feel I didn't know you wanted the host. The
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fuck am I he've been doing here? That's my one job. I have
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one job on this show, just one. The Wrangle YouTube. You're away
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from me. God damn. I'm never gonna spend the whole show talking about
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you two and you tripp to DC So I'm just kidding. No, I
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can't even do that. I'm just just fucking this guy, this random guy
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just sitting here. Will you talk about Watchington? I mean you can come
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in. I can come good again. I don't have to just sit here
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silently. The fucking gag in my mouth. It wouldn't be the first time.
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Ladies, gentlemen, I think I just killed anything. Do you want
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to clean X? You go take one of those white puff your face.
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Oh fucking hell, I expected to go. Oh my god, that was
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awesome. Well it's your show, Go ahead, whatever the fuck is next?
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Bar our host, he's a collectives hell now, okay, and the
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other third of b fy tw that is not only my partner in Pod,
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but also in Rent. The dream Team's duffy. It's uggy, don't at
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least one thing had to go right? Oh? I see, so you
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can play your own fucking theme correctly, you said not the player of the
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I was right up there ready to cue it on there and you said don't.
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No, I said, don't because you already played the wrong one.
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Oh fuck, unfucking believable, unfuckingly Jesus, that's awesome. Well let me
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ask you guys a question now, because now while we were gone, we
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didn't get to do everything we wanted to do a short time, so I
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wanted to ask you specifically, Eric. First, is there somewhere you would
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like to go back to so you could do something you didn't get to do
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The previous time you were at that location, like something you really wanted.
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Nothing. Every place I've been, I've I've I've successfully done everything I wanted
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to do everywhere I've ever gone, Okay, jerking off in every play out
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room that you visited, Oh yeah, that's it, and often in the
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lobbies to Okay, then it depends on the lobby. If I could go
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back anywhere, There's not a lot of places that I would want to go
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back to that I haven't already done everything. Like like, I love Jersey.
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I love going to Jersey, but I've already done and seen everything in
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Jersey that I would want to see, you know. And I feel the
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same way about a lot of the other places I've been, even Vegas,
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which has so much but like I know, a lot of it would just
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be variations on things I've already done. So I guess I guess my real
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answer is No, there's not a lot of places where I would want to
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go back to because I haven't done everything I wanted to do there. Instead,
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there are places I haven't been yet that I would love to go and
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see what to do there, Like London is huge on my list. I
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want to go to I want to go to England very very badly. I'll
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never be able to afford it, but the dream is still there the system
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somehow, because I like that point thing people keep talking about, or you
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know, just hijacking boats and hiding away. There's one lego panel boat down
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this pilots license and just fly there. Yeah, that right, I guess
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I don't know how that works. I'm pretty sure when you get your pilot's
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license, they don't let you go anywhere exactly anywhere you want to go.
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All right, well, I've got my pilot license. I'm just gonna take
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this plane I don't own and and take it wherever the funk I want.
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I guess you could pretty sure it doesn't work that way. Would it be
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cheaper to rent a plane if you had a group of like ten people to
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go with you, like a private airline? Do you think that would just
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be I still don't think you can just land anywhere you want? Well,
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I know, but there's airports you can like maybe yo. I legitimately don't
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know how aney that fucking works. Maybe fucking cool like BFY tw comes the
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Europe, you know, your European style. As Americans are kind to do
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your British shows, Jesus Christ, and we're so fucking you know, snotty
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and shitty about it that we actually do it in their land. It's like
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it's so far like we're gonna do your shows better than you do. We're
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gonna do it in your country because because go fuck yourself, Brittain. No,
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of course not, we love you. I have more respect for the
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Britain people in that. Not a lot more, but I do have more.
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There's some respect. You should be happy with that. It's more than
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what do your respect saw us? Yeah, especially right now, especially right
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now. I'm sorry, Aaron All. Same question, is there somewhere you'd
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like to go back to just so you could do something you didn't get to
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do while you were there? The same answer, No, no, fuck
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you. So it's kind of like, yeah, so there are things not
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that I like want to do I would like to do if I ever returned,
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you know, things I missed out on or things I didn't get to
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sea or anything like that. But yeah, I genuinely it's never about what
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I'd want to go and do but do again, right, Okay, Like
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there's places like like for Vegas, for instance, there's only a few things
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i'd like to do again. There's plenty of things I wouldn't care to do
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it again, and anything else I would want to do to go back there,
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for it would take place outside the city. That's fair, that's fair.
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Too many lights, too much going on, too much pollution there,
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light pollution, sound pollution. So you're almost like, you wouldn't mind going
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back to Vegas. But yeah, I wouldn't mind going back to Vegas,
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but not for something new specifically, but for to do stuff that we've done
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before, like that really kick ass arcade bar. I'd i'd go back to
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Vegas to do escape room again. Yeah, you didn't get to do the
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Arcade bar with us, No, Like I would like to go back,
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Like we all get together again, get Chris Kim there, maybe a couple
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other people, but we go early to the arcade, like early when they
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open. We spend and then we take a break, go somewhere for food,
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then come back and do the escape room and then end at the arcade
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again. Maybe if there's enough to do there. I don't know, I
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might after like four hours, it might be like all right, I don't
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know, there's a shipload but you guys were there for almost an entire day,
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and you didn't get to really do everything, right, Oh no,
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I mean there was a lot of stuff I could have done more than the
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stuff I did. I only got to play like a handful of the games
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there, I think, because I wounded up spending like a bunch of time
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just kind of sitting at the bar and having snacks because we were there around
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a meal time I think, yeah, round dinner. Yeah, yeah,
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so a good portion of the time was sent just hanging out at the bar,
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chilling with Aggie and talking to the bartender I think, and having a
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good time. Awesome. But yeah, there were tons of games in there
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that I would love to get a crack at. I think I only played
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like a couple of the pinballs, and yeah, a couple of the other
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games, like less than a dozen, and there was several several more.
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Yeah, yeah, there were so many more, so that the fucking like
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a warehouse was huge. Well damn awesome. I should right introduce myself.
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I'm Steve yet Midnight Smoke. I'm gonna be your host for at least a
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little bit awesome. It's true for me. For the answer, it's pretty
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much Vegas was going to be one of those, because I did like to
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go back to do that. Also, I know you were saying outside the
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city AUGI going out go camping. I know you were talking about that with
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Chris Kim. I'd love to go do that for a night. I think
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that would be really fucking cool. And more recently I did mention it earlier
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is DC. There's so much to look at there, and like we actually
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went looking, like for educational purposes, like I wanted to go to museums
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and shit, you know me, And there we talked about what we've seen
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yet I know, and I just want to say that there was just so
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much we missed. That's somewhere I'd like to go back, and I'd like
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to bring the entire show back to do something fun there. I think it'd
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be really cool. And I know a lot of people said they'd like us
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there, which would be even better. So I think it'd be awesome.
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We're only about like twelve minutes, and do you guys wanted to say I
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want to do updates and see what everybody's doing before we get into the other
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stuff. Sound good to your show? You want to sorry? Do you
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want to kick it off, sir, not particularly, but I guess I
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have to. It'll be good to get it off your chest. So yeah,
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this was not a good week for me. Despite my best efforts,
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my contract issues with my ex publisher remain unresolved, and I'm gonna have to
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wait two months for me to be able to terminate the contract myself, which
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sucks. But I'm using the time to try and get ready for self publishing.
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But of course I'm finding out that that is, you know, prohibitively
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expensive, and I am currently broke, so I'm looking into selling more of
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my possessions to get money to bankroll my book so that it can be out
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there in a form that that that I would like. It is looking more
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and more like I won't be able to print the the actual printed physical versions
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in color the way I want it, even though there's only a few pages
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that have color images and such on them. The cost of printing a color
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book is so prohibitively high that were I to attempt to get just like a
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simple paperback onto shelves, it would it would have to retail for something like
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forty fifty dollars for me to get anything out of it. He holy shit,
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Like I could sell them for like thirty but I would get nothing.
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Oh no, you need it's that's that's that's like at cost that covers the
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publisher's fee and all that stuff, or sorry, the printer's fee and all
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that and and whatever fee for whatever service I sold it on. So I
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would get nothing, you know, to make it, to make it palatable,
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i'd have to sell it for forty bucks. No, but he's going
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into a bookstore and buying a book for forty dollars unless it's like one of
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those big coffee table printed things, which sometimes people like, I guess.
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So it's looking more and more like, if you want to see the color
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version of my book, you left to buy the e book, which will
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be in color unless you get it on a kindle or something that doesn't display
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color. But but yeah, you can. You can read my book and
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see it in color the way it's meant to be. But it's looking more
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and more like the printed version is just going to be black and white,
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which kind of sucks. But I'm kind of okay with it too, because
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I'd rather have it be affordable and something that people could actually get, could
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actually get, rather than fighting to get you know this, this one specific
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feature in that is going to cost just through the roof for no good reason.
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I know you spoke earlier that I know there was like the bankruptcy for
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the publisher, and then there was like possibly a bailout or something by somebody
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else because you were I thought you were getting your rights back because of Okay,
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so you didn't listen to the air and on Edibles episode because I actually
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did. I did lay it out. I did. I didn't know if
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anybody skipped that one not knowing for this episode. Okay, you're you're,
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you're, you're, you're chilling me so I can feed anyone who doesn't know.
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So long story short, Uh. The good thing about the contract I
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have with the publisher is that all rights revert to me no matter how the
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contract ends. If it just ends, you know, as a result of
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you know, both sides are satisfied, everything works out for the three years
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I think it was that we'd be in business together, or if it gets
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ended early, all rights revert to me. Either way, There is a
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clause for me to terminate the contract myself. However, in order to do
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so, I need to give the publishing company sixty days to make it right.
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Unfortunately, the thing they need to make right is that they need to
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drop me from the contract because at this point, there's nothing, there's nothing
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they can do that will get me to stay on with them. So uh,
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you know, uh, my only choice is to wait out those sixty
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days and then I can declare that they did not make it right and I'm
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terminating contract, and then I'll be legally flee, free and clear to self
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publish. It sucks that I have to wait that long, but it's also
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kind of a It also kind of works out because the events of the book
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kick off on October twenty three, twenty twenty three, which is roughly when
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the book will release, and I might just aim to have it released on
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that date, so it kind of I didn't plan it that way, It
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just it just kind of will work out that way. So you know,
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that's the way things are looking right now. So I'm sitting biding my time,
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but I'm also doing a lot of behind the scenes stuff. I'm already
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set up to publish the e book through a company called draft to Digital.
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They're basically going to handle everything for me and push it out to a ton
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of ebook distributors like Amazon Books a million, you know, all these other
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names that I don't remember. There an a lot of companies that I've never
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heard of, and that there's so many of them. There's I think,
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what's it called Smashable or no, it's smash Words. Uh, there's one
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called Cobo, which I think might be happanee, I don't know, but
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there's there's a ton of them. There's like a list of forty different companies
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that they sell these things through, and I'm like, that's that's exactly what
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I wanted. Push it wide to everywhere so that anybody who you know,
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might fall in love with it can find it. The physical part was a
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little tougher because I saw draft to Digital only does black and white and didn't
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do color at all. So I was like, all right, let me
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see what the others can do. And this is when I found out that
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they were prohibitably expensive. Like I tried, I'm currently trying to get what
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ingram sparks cost would be. They're pretty much my last hope for a color
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book that won't cost the moon, but unfortunately I have to do a bunch
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of other steps in order to get that to lay out. But the cool
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side of publishing through ingram Spark is that they also allow books to be sold
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in bookstores. So bookstores can reach out to Mr. Sparks say, oh,
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what's this book, we'd like to carry so many of these? Yeah.
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Yeah. Whereas whereas most of the physical stuff will be print on demand.
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If someone orders one online, they print it, ship it, you
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know. But ingram Spark is different in that they will actually they can actually
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sell two bookstores, and bookstores can if they wish stock my book, which
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would be super cool. It would be but there's a caveat to that,
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and that's returns. Oh really, So, I don't know if you've heard.
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It's a big problem in the book community right now as returns. There
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was a company and one Arthur. One author posted about this in a Facebook
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group that I belonged to, where they had fifty books there's bought and sent
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to a bookstore and they sat there for six months, didn't sell and the
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books are returned, all fifty of them. In addition to you know,
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having to refund the money, the author had to pay an additional fee of
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like three dollars per book on top of that ship. So he was just
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suddenly out one hundred and fifty dollars because this book store had bought his books
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and then like kept them in the back somewhere or just didn't sell them.
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Well, I mean Davis didn't sell so they never Yeah. Yeah, the
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the returns uh, the book returns problem. And it's not just here.
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It's like Amazon. People will buy like an ebook on Amazon, read it
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and return it and get their money back. Yeah. Yeah, So it's
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not just that. It's a big it's a big, big, big fucking
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problem right now. So that's my concern with publishing through Ingram, Spark and
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to all these other you know, bookstores and whatnot. But I'm just gonna
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kind of shrug my shoulders and say, we'll see. I'll see what they
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offer me. I might just go back to draft to digital. If I'm
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gonna be black and white anyway, I might as well do it all through
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one company, right and that and that way I don't have to worry about
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the returns because there's no returns feed for shoot better for print on demand.
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I think the returns is slightly different. Like they I think they have a
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certain amount of time to get their money back. But other than that,
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it's not it's not as big a so yeah, I've just been honestly thinking
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about selling my video game collection at this point because it just sits around.
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Oh yeah, damn, you got a very big game collection from what I
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remember. Yeah, I'm probably not gonna get what it's worth, but I
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was thinking I would take like anything rare enough to be like worth fifty dollars
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or more and just sell that single handedly, like on eBay or something.
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Oh yeah, if you're gonna make some money on I have a wee copy
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of a game called Dokepond Kingdom, which I think is currently going for three
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hundred bucks. Yeah, it's just it's just a board game with with like
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anime characters and RPG slash, Rock paper scissors mechanics. But I don't know
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it's three hundred bucks for some reason. The if it gets you what you
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need for it, that's fucking cool cares right, right. So that's what's
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up. Awesome, man, that's what That's why I'm in a shitty mood,
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I think. And also, and also I've been watching a shitload of
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The Unsleeping City on on dropout. It's a Dimension twenty dan D game and
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takes place in New York City. Oh really, So that's why I've been
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talking like this and swearing and fucking rent just getting into it. Yeah,
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just super getting into That's get awesome, though, I think, dude.
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I think you being able to self publish is gonna I think, because you're
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going to really learn the business this way, and I think for your next
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book, you're gonna be able to do better for it. And I think
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the coincidental part with a date, I don't know, I believe in stupid
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shit like that. I think that you fucking need Maybe it was meant to
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be, you know, maybe Yeah. And I think you've got enough of
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a following and friends and stuff and people out there who listen and everything that
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I think it would spread pretty far. I really do. I hope so,
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oh yeah, I hope. So I would have to sell I think
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a good portion of books just to get my money back at this point.
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So I have unfortunately spent a lot. But that's that's why. That's why
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I'm broke. It's all good. It's all good, by the way.
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And here's one cool thing happened this week. Yeah. Uh, the trailer,
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the video trailer, oh for the book is finished. It's done almost.
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I need I need to finish the self publishing stuff, to get like
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a QR code to put on the very last image of the trailer and also
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get their right lengths to you know, in case people want to type stuff
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out and whatnot. But but aside from that, everything's done. Mexican did
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the music send it to me? I edited in. Oh my fucking god,
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dude, Oh my fucking god. I paid the man. Uh he
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what he requested. Uh and uh and yeah, it's it's it's fucking professional.
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I'm so fucking happy with it. Yes, I'm I'm so fucking happy
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with it. And I can't wait to share it with people. That's awesome,
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man, fuck yeah, I'm fucking happy. Man. I'm happy for
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you. I think this is gonna be fucking huge. I hope so.
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Hell yeah. Man, all right, I think it's time we take a
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we're gonna go and talk about the trip that you did. Mention where
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we left you here, all alone. Yep and uh yep, yep.
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We were invited to go to our Nisian's capital for a retirement ceremony for one
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of our friends, Chad, who some of you might know through the garment
26:15
is another friend through bridget They introduced him to us and whatnot, and it
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has grown since then. But we got to go to DC, so Aggie
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and I hopped onto a cheap as we could find flight, which is not
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cheap. No, it was stupid expensive, still still not cheap. Well,
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honestly, it wasn't that bad because I think we figured that one stop
26:41
one non stop two from where we were at the DC would have cost us
26:48
roughly the same if we just rented a car and we couldn't get a car
26:52
rent one. It's only seven hour drive, you know, that's not that
26:55
bad to rent. The car was a lot. The insurance was a lot,
27:00
and they need to fill up like four times, and I'm like,
27:02
you know, and then we need to pay for park. I'm like,
27:03
you know what, let's see what plane tickets are mad cheaper. So we
27:07
did that. It's just Uber places, which is great. But we stayed
27:11
in Bethesda, which is the actual place that the company was created in which
27:18
is pretty cool. We didn't realize that until afterwards, but we stayed instant
27:22
Tapestry Hotel, which was a nice art sea hotel. The rooms were fucking
27:29
huge. We had two queen sized beds and then a TV that said welcome
27:33
with our name on it. It was pretty awesome, and we had a
27:37
corner room where Aggie had this amazing fucking view of this little area. We
27:41
were in this neighborhood and there were like, what like twenty restaurants around us.
27:45
It was just food. It was great, and it was far away
27:48
from the city, like it was a good like what half hour from the
27:52
city for ten parts, So it was nice, quiet and chill. It
27:56
was freaking relaxing. So we got to hang out there and uh, the
28:04
first night we just I think the first time we just hung out in the
28:07
area. We did go to a restaurant that's called what was it called a
28:15
rock Bottom we thought, So we found ourselves in rock Bottom and the outskirts
28:23
of DC. Sure you weren't there the whole time? Yeah, yeah,
28:29
I think we have a lot of the time. I've been. I've been
28:30
there before. Yeah, very interesting place, very good food, and yeah,
28:37
that was that basically day one. It was essentially we got there,
28:41
chilled, explored the area just around. They got some weed from some local
28:45
place, which was really cool to give give us some free weed and then
28:48
a free light or two. So I was like sweet, gave him some
28:52
cards, So we gave him some hydrated stickers. They put it on the
28:55
back wall of their dispensary. Oh yeah, keep it clear in mind too,
28:57
like we if you're if you're in the DC area, the possibility you
29:04
might have spotted our business cards just random places. I was dropping deuces everywhere
29:11
when Hydra didrie stickers on it all over the place. It was fucking cool.
29:19
Tanning him out like mins. But the first night we also had one
29:22
of our other garmy member friends, a good Jody, showed up and she
29:26
was at our hotel later that night. Yeah, and we went to dinner
29:32
at another place down the road, Barrel and Crow, the barrel and Crow
29:38
and they hags. We had to try something new in the appetizers. We
29:42
had duck fat fries they actually fucking French fries, and truffle mayo. Yeah,
29:48
the trouffled mayo. Dude, Holy crap, you take these like they
29:53
were thick cut French fries, right like the state cut fries that were deep
29:57
fried and duck fat seasoned, and then you dip them into this truffle like
30:03
Mayo mix. Holy crap, it was amazing. I could see why truffle
30:07
and truffle juice and all this stuff is like shuffle juice ruffle. You ever
30:14
juice a truffle before truffle oil. It is so expensive because it's so fucking
30:19
good. And then all three of us ordered the same dinner. We all
30:26
had chicken and washicken. All the color greens were so good. Oh my
30:33
god, I was not expecting get the same day him. I think that
30:38
was hilarious. It was pretty cool. But yeah, that was pretty much
30:42
the first night. I went by fast. The next day, though,
30:48
was the big day. That was when we had to get to the ceremony.
30:52
Yeah. So we got to ride the DC Metro, the Metro Red
30:56
line, and then the red line went to the blue line. I learned
30:59
the color. It was pretty cool because it was too It's okay they wrote
31:04
them in words. I know the blue one sources a V. So we
31:10
drode the Metro and shit and the black line craft to why is her Pasion
31:22
Brown and the Blood. But the ceremony for Chad his retirement. He was
31:34
retiring twenty years as an Air Force combat photographer and he worked in DC.
31:42
He worked at the Pentagon, and the ceremony was actually in the Pentagon,
31:47
so we all had to get security clearance or declared for security. We didn't
31:51
get security clearance, I'd be stupid. We got cleared through security, and
31:56
then uh, we got to the actual ceremony inside and we were in the
32:02
Air Force Art Gallery within the Pentagon, which is freaking just pristine. It's
32:07
all these old ass photos of all these crazy events. And Jed ceremony was
32:15
freaking m seed by. I can't remember the gentleman's name. He was right
32:22
underneath the Secretary of Defense. And the one who actually presented Jed during his
32:29
retirement ceremony was retired General Raymond, four star general. He's the one who
32:35
actually signed in the Space Force song and all that during the transition of the
32:39
new Branch and everything. So really freaking cool ceremony. It was neat to
32:45
see somebody get twenty years in and like go through this whole thing and in
32:51
this environment was just freaking meat. Like the building itself is fucking cool.
32:57
Like we were able to get a little tour of the building afterwards, which
33:00
is neat, but the ceremony was awesome. They did a live stream of
33:06
it, so whoever couldn't be there got the watch live stream as well.
33:10
But we got them meet some really cool people there, one of them being
33:14
Doza, who has a company. I don't know. I don't want to
33:17
say yet. I'll have to talk to Aaron about this, but this guy,
33:22
he lives in LA. He's a prior Army. He's friends with Chad.
33:24
He's got a huge production studio in his house in LA and he's starting
33:30
a new company. He wants to do some work with us, so he
33:32
gets some stuff. He's got a bunch of them. I'm gonna send those
33:35
over to you this week see if we can do something together, which would
33:38
be pretty fun. We also met a publicist there. I have her card
33:45
as well, so she would like to get to know more about our show.
33:49
She heard what we said about it, wants to get our name out
33:51
there a lot more. She's in La as well, and I know that
33:54
since you needed a little bit of push with your book, that wouldn't be
34:00
a bad idea. Since she is a publicist out there, why not mentioned
34:04
that Once we get the conversation rolling and stuff. Sure she was pretty enthused,
34:08
including afterwards. Uh, Pentagon thing went pretty cool. The retirement ceremony
34:15
was awesome, and then we were on our best behavior. We were we
34:19
swear I did nothing that I shouldn't have done any federal thing. We should
34:27
have not done nothing. Gender listener, If only you can see their faces,
34:32
I suspect the truth. Just look at this photo or this one.
34:37
Yeah, I don't look at all that photo there. It's got like,
34:40
uh we took that one. I really that was a nice eating That was
34:46
actually a nice couple we met in the Pentagon there framadest state what was the
34:52
planet glore for us came in visited. Apparently that family in town. Okay,
35:00
but you got them really high stole their identities and dumped the bodies.
35:05
That's pretty neat. Yeah, I don't know what happened, but no,
35:10
the ceremony was cool, and Chad was nice enough to actually arrange a private
35:15
tour for us through the building, so we actually were giving a tour throughout
35:19
the building. We got to see a lot of cool stuff. If you
35:22
get the opportunity to do it. It's pretty neat. Check it out if
35:25
you're over in the area. I know you have to go through a lot
35:28
of ship but if you can do it, do it. It's cool.
35:31
After that we went back to our place, I think, and then I
35:36
got herb and then we went to the American Legion. Yeah. Yes.
35:42
Then the after party. The after party, man, the after party ahead.
35:49
Okay, so we somehow got shang Hide into helping helping, which is
35:53
fine, but yeah, I assure that. So I was our job to
36:00
greet everybody at the door, ask if they're part of CJ's CJ's Wow,
36:07
Chad's party. Too many names with sees out there, hand them a little
36:14
card. So they put had a little thing at the bottom and a marker
36:17
of a basket of markers. Be like, write your first name on it,
36:22
then put it in this lanyard and put it on your neck, and
36:25
there's a you have to sign if you didn't already sign it before that is
36:30
and then after that you have to get a little wristband from Stevie over here,
36:35
so that way you can get your free drink. All you said that
36:37
line like fifty fucking times, like word for word, everybody has are coming
36:42
through. Wow. Yeah, we pretty much just helped them out at the
36:45
door and stuff, so basically registered them to vote. Yeah yeah, they're
36:50
all of them. Okay, wow. But the party ended up just being
36:54
a regular party. We went out to the back of regular regular everybody wearing
36:59
land on the neck with this thing. There was a lot of band it's
37:05
the American Legion. There's a bar. I mean, what can I say?
37:07
Those pizza and alcohol. But we would go outside and that's what we'd
37:12
smoke at the smoke area. And towards the end of the night of going
37:15
out there a few times and assisting other people in the need of weed.
37:20
Uh, we were outside smoking our last joint. We were just hitting our
37:23
vape and we were talking with Doza and we noticed this very inebriated woman trying
37:30
to make her way down the handicap ramp that we're at the bottom of smoking
37:35
to get to her car. And yeah, she was bulletz. Could you
37:39
could cook tell? Just not a glance. We stopped her obviously, talked
37:45
to her for a couple of minutes there We're like, how will we get
37:46
you a water? We got her and I got some chill for a few
37:51
hours. Yeah, we hung out with her for two hours at least two
37:54
coffee, just hung out with this lady and stuff. So it's like night
37:58
and day. Yeah it was, Yeah, it was. It was nuts.
38:01
But she was really cool. She's very appreciative and stuff like catching it
38:05
and things, and so they got to do that while high. So that
38:08
made it that much more awkward because like part of you is like, oh
38:13
my god, I gotta make sure this lady doesn't do anything stupid. We're
38:15
like, man, I really hope I don't do something stupid. It's like
38:20
we're so high, she is drunk, right, It's not just us stopping
38:22
this lady from getting home. It's like what if you guys were so high
38:27
you thought she was really drunk. And the entire time, she's going,
38:30
oh my god, I'm being kidnapped. Oh my god, I'm being kidnapped
38:34
with these guys and drink coffee with them. So like they're just asking me
38:37
to drink. I guess I'm sitting and drink off with all these other people.
38:40
Don't think please please don't hurt me, because sorry, please don't hurt
38:44
me. But she was really fun. Yeah, well, I hope you
38:49
were heroes and not done accidental kidnappers exactly exactly, but the rest of them
38:57
she could have really badly hurt herself or something. Yeah, better not to
39:00
take. Even even even if even if she knew she was drunk and her
39:05
intention was just to sit in her car, the temptation will be there to
39:07
just I only live this far away. I made it this. It's like,
39:14
if you only live that far away, just walk or get an uber.
39:16
You can always walk back and get your yea and if not, just
39:20
just hanging out with so just make a new friend. We fucking did fuck
39:24
it? Why not? So we'll make this part real quick. Oh yeah,
39:30
go ahead. Anyways, So of course, after they got someone's car,
39:36
no we ran fast. Did you hit someone's funeral home? Maybe we
39:44
couldn't. We wanted to make sure that I was reading this right, So
39:45
I took a picture of it. It's all. You took a picture of
39:47
refuter home. It's like, right after the drunk and inebriated woman, I'm
39:52
like, oh, this didn't. So they let her go home and she
39:55
immediately hit a track and trailer. When you look at pictures at her contact
40:00
christ she got home sober, and then something else killed. We stop.
40:07
We can't stop death forever. There wasn't a huge storm, dude. That
40:13
storm was insane. Who knows. It was like fucking final destination, right,
40:17
it was coming for you one or the other. We did what we
40:20
could. But anyway, so that later that night we get back to the
40:28
hotel. Uh, we saddle up at the bar. Uh. They this
40:31
really cool thing they have now in some bars, so you know how a
40:37
lot of them just have nozzles that will just pour draft to drink for the
40:40
draft beers. That now they have these really cool like what are they.
40:46
They're just like stations and they have glasses. They have holes in the bottom
40:51
of them, but they're like a magnet within the glass itself. And then
40:54
they have these like top like a little stamps or top or something like that
40:59
that they drop in the glass that also is magnetized and it seals the bottom
41:02
of the glass. But they place it on the station and it fills the
41:07
mug from the underneath, and it fills it from underneath instead of pouring it
41:10
down, it fills it from underneath. There's actual hole on the bottom of
41:14
the glass and apparently it like reduces the amount of foam. It mixes it
41:19
a lot better. Yeah, and it and it prevents splash. It was
41:23
freaking neat. I don't know if all you took a picture. I did.
41:27
It's like the very end, of course it is, because it was
41:30
like I didn't get a picture of it till like the last night. Oh
41:32
really, but well we were like it was so funny. We basically ended
41:36
every night at the bar. We didn't we didn't drink it, but we
41:39
like barely a vertue. I had a gingerill. It was good. See.
41:45
So all these pictures will be up on the patrion first and eventually beyond
41:51
the site and stuff. So the glass, uh, this isn't obviously a
41:53
very glass, that's a drink glass. But the glass would have a hole
41:55
in the bottom of it and inside like you'd actually put this little stopper inside
42:01
the glass, like a little pog, so when he pressed it down,
42:06
it would fill in from underneath, and then when he lifted the glass up,
42:07
the little pog would sealed the hole and then hand you the glass.
42:12
So as long as it was liquid in there, it kept the bottom.
42:15
A pog sealed to the bottom of the glass. The minute it gets empty,
42:19
the pog can be moved again because it's not sealed by the liquid.
42:22
It's actually really neat, and I guess the cleaning is a lot easier and
42:24
all that. I don't know. Something cool. I haven't drank a long
42:28
time, and seeing that at the bar, it's probably something they've had probably
42:30
for like five years. I don't see it. But like way up there
42:35
in the corner between, like next to the straws and whatnot, we had
42:38
left the night previously a card and a sticker and they kept it. Kept
42:45
the cards and the stickers that we left there. Yeah. Oh the dispensary
42:50
were two us Health for Life and as the place is cool. The guy
42:53
that's awesome. Oh there's video, oh god, but other net The last
43:00
day we got very high and we got all and I took the Metro down
43:05
to DC and it was seventy eight degrees or some shit hot as balls.
43:10
Thank god. We had hats and stuff and we came with like big gas
43:15
water bottles in the bag. We walked around so we got to explore.
43:20
Uh well one we got to take the Metro. The Metro is the cool
43:22
is the bike best thing ever? It's cho which is nice. I'm so
43:29
glad I can read a fucking map because the whole place is just so it's
43:32
gritted basically. Yeah, it's a giant circle and it's gritted out from Yeah,
43:37
I'm like, you get lost. So he's like, so we're able
43:38
to navigate our way to like the Washington Mine, man. And then that
43:43
was cool. We got right up next to it and it's got a picture
43:45
of us, so it's like behind this. We got to stick a sticker
43:49
on it. But then it was like, no, I probably shouldn't do
43:52
that. There was people there. Yeah, I didn't do it. It's
43:54
okay. We didn't get arrested. It didn't happen. If you look on
43:58
the back of Southeast break Up, I fucking knew it be a fucky w
44:02
bitch. Now it's getting I'm just kidding done. Rest of Yeah, all
44:07
right, oh god. Anyways, So yeah, we got to explore the
44:10
Swithsonian. Very cool. If you've never gotten to the Smithsonian before, highly
44:15
recommend. Oh the naturals, uh Science Museum, Natural History, Natural History
44:22
Museum. Yeah, that thing is fucking cool. There's dinosaurs. Yeah,
44:24
I saw the pictures. Fucking neat, Like I love going and like I
44:29
would go back to any of those again. I would spend like two days
44:32
just going to those museums and walking through them. They're fucking cool. And
44:36
we went to the Library Congress. Saw a hallway left. Yeah, I
44:38
didn't even see a book. We went to go get a card. We're
44:40
like, oh, we'll get a way too cool. Yeah, I don't
44:45
think that's the way the Library Congress works. It does. We already did
44:49
the applications everything, we were going up to do it, and then we're
44:52
we're in the wrong line, and the line was taking fucking forever and we
44:54
couldn't bring up bagging and they didn't tell us. Still, after we were
44:57
in line, they had up. He was getting late, and we're like,
45:00
hey, we just might to get back to those howls. So went
45:01
to Library Congress. Didn't see a single book left. But when we got
45:08
on our way back, we get into the Metro and it was, like
45:12
he said, it was like ninety ninety degrees out. It was insane.
45:15
Oh, you come to find out I have vertigo pretty bad. Oh yeah.
45:20
One of the longest escalators is going down into that not noticed the first
45:23
time we were going down it or up or something and I'm like, man
45:27
Like halfway through, I'm like, this is a long one, and I
45:29
looked down for a second and I look back at the feet and I'm like,
45:31
oh my god. Both my hands went like instant sweaty. My head
45:35
went sweaty. I started to get tunnel vision, and I'm like, oh
45:37
my god, if I fall, I'm gonna fall for fucking ever. This
45:39
is gonna suck. And I'm just like holding up, but I'll try not
45:43
to hold on two tight so wor I'd lose my grip or some shit the
45:45
whole way. And then I'm counting to ten like fifty times, and I'm
45:50
like, why aren't we at the fucking top, Like what the fuck?
45:53
And then this is the first day like we like or the first time doing
45:57
this. And then afterwards when Aggy and I were going to down down to
46:04
DC, not realizing that this station also had one of those long ones,
46:07
and I'm like, oh my god, and it happened again. I'm like,
46:10
holy fucks. To keep looking at the ground. I'm like waiting,
46:14
and I'm talking to Aggy about it, and like I don't feel good like
46:15
all his other craft, so fairly, I get vertigo really bad. Now
46:20
interesting. Yeah, I had no idea, but like I know, I
46:23
have a fear of heights, but like escalators I'm usually okay with because you
46:27
can see the bottom. Yeah god, I just it's like it's like for
46:30
me, it's like sheer drops, Like I can't I can't go up to
46:34
it. My stomach will just start doing backflips and like nope, nope,
46:37
nope, nobody here. Nope. Yeah. If I just think I'm high
46:39
enough up, like not high, but high enough up, it'll happen.
46:43
Like I'll just start getting that way. It's like, what the I never
46:45
had this on an escalator. On the way down, I'm like, I'm
46:47
if I fall, this is gonna be really funny. It's just not my
46:57
shoe. But on our way back from DC, so yeah, we were
47:05
on our way back from DC. We were As we go into the Metro,
47:08
it is blue sky with like maybe a few clouds here and there.
47:13
Remember, not a big not a big deal at all, super hot whatever.
47:17
Get into the Metro, get down in there. We're on our way
47:21
back towards the hotel. Are escalator this time, it doesn't matter. On
47:27
our way back to the hotel, he gets a text message saying, are
47:30
you guys all right? Did you get caught out in the storm. It's
47:34
really bad out there, And we're like, what are you talking about?
47:37
Were the metro the hell are you talking about. So we get to our
47:42
stop and we start. We go onto the service elevator and we're going up
47:45
and we're like, there's no way, it's like storming out there, Like
47:49
it's gorgeous when we walked. And as we're saying that, we get to
47:53
a certain point and you just see this water, water falling down around the
47:59
outside of the elevator and we're like, and it just opens up to this
48:04
hell scale. We're looking at this corner of this road that is no joke,
48:08
like two feet of water flood flooded, oh, high winds, thundering
48:15
and lightning constantly. It looked like a fucking hurricane. We're like, what
48:23
the fuck is happening? And we're like, oh, what this is?
48:29
Must be what she was talking to when she was talking. And there's enough
48:31
room for me to stand underneath this overhang where this elevator door just opened up,
48:37
and then there's just a little overhang me Aggie, this other young lady,
48:40
and then this old guy who's who's there. Before we got there,
48:44
we're all standing underneath this else comes up to this elevator like so yeah,
48:49
like oh crap, we need to get back down or something something like that,
48:52
and it starts letting up. We're like, you know what, it's
48:54
letting up, let's just go. Apparently it lasted must have lasted only like
49:00
ten minutes or something like that, because it was done after that, like
49:05
the flood of the road just it was two feet of water and then nothing.
49:10
Yeah, it was. It was insane. Yeah, but the rest
49:15
of the trip was pretty awesome after that because it just cleared up and then
49:17
I was like, all right, we're good. I guess yeah. I
49:20
mean the rest of the trip was was literally wouldn't settle up at the bar
49:23
one last time yea, And then woke up the next morning and we're just
49:29
like we're just going home. Yeah, So we headed back to the air
49:32
place as early as we fucking could, and we just chilled at the airport.
49:37
It just made sense. It's like, let's just get there earliest,
49:38
we can get home as early as we came with to worry about anything.
49:42
Yeah, and then we just chilled. Yeah, And that was our trip
49:45
to DC, but I'd like to go back just to use some more stuff
49:47
and bring the whole show and do a show there. I think it'd be
49:51
cool. Yeah, all right, I see what we take our next break,
49:53
get some more ed money up into the show, and then we will
49:57
play a game when we come back. Sure. All right. Hey,
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50:51
everybody. It's time to play a game. So I got a simple
50:54
question for you two fuckers. Oh no, already is crazy Washington, DC?
50:59
Law? Are you being stevied. So I've got a list of thirteen
51:06
of them, just in case there's law specific are Yeah, every place is
51:10
how many did we breaking? We're gonna find out here that we didn't know
51:16
about. Oh, this is gonna be good. Listen to YouTube. Incriminate
51:22
yourselves. Right we did this? Oh wait, we did do that?
51:27
Oh craft what we did? Laws? Guys, I'm sorry all of them
51:31
are stevie. I swear nice, try nice fuck try all right, we'll
51:42
go. We're gonna start with number one. They're both gonna answer, and
51:44
then I'll tell you if you are correct or if you were being stevie,
51:47
or if it's corrector being stevied. The first one, it's illegal to skip
51:52
down the sidewalk during the week days of Washington, DC. Are you being
51:57
stevied or is this a real law? Eric? What do you think?
52:04
This feels like a fifty fifty shot, But it also feels like the kind
52:07
of thing you would make up. So I'm gonna say we're being stevied right
52:12
out the gate. Everything for being stevied I kind of have to agree with
52:15
there in here. I feel like skipping doesn't seem right like running or jogging
52:22
maybe, but skipping. Yeah, people go running and jogging and Washington DC
52:25
all the time. Yeah, well, the answer would be you're correct,
52:30
it is being stevied. Good job, guys. That was a good one
52:34
to start with. Very nice. All right. Number two, You can't
52:39
race for longer than twelve hours within a twenty four hour period in Washington DC.
52:45
Now, race, they mean just any kind of race, foot racing.
52:52
I'm gonna say that's real. I'llgue, what do you think that's so
52:57
specific? You can't race for longer than twelve hours within a twenty four hour
53:00
period? Why would that be a long I think it were being stevie.
53:09
I mean there are places where I know they have like twenty four hour races,
53:14
like Lamon's. I think it's a twenty four hour race. I thought
53:15
that was a breathing technique for labor. No Lemons is a race that I
53:28
believe goes on for twenty four hours. I could be wrong, Okay,
53:31
I could be thinking of something else entirely, but anyway, so I know
53:35
that long, long endurance races like that do exist, and maybe there's a
53:39
reason why Washington DC said no more. So that's why I said it's real.
53:45
Okay, Now, that I'm trying to sway you one way. I
53:47
just think it's not real because it seems like something Stevie would come up with.
53:52
All right, so I say not real and August says, we're being
53:53
Stevie. What's the truth? That one is correct? It is a real
54:00
law. It's real. Another point for me, damn, suck it off?
54:07
All right? On a number three? All you can answer first?
54:09
This time you can try to sway Aaron. Yeah, all right, you're
54:15
not allowed to dance or sing at a public convention station in DC. You're
54:22
not allowed to dance or sing at a public convention station? Correct? Is
54:29
that real? Or you being step like without a permit or at all?
54:36
Assuming all of these are without a permit, because they'd be laws. I
54:38
guess right, yeah, I mean you would need I would think I would
54:43
commend. I don't, I don't know, I don't know. What do
54:47
you have a permit for jaywalking? Right? Honestly, I have a permit
54:54
for all laws? Get out of Joe freak answer sing. I honestly think
55:02
this is being Stevie because it feels like, oh yeah, because I feel
55:07
like the whole point of those kind of things is for ship like that.
55:15
I think I know that busting is not always allowed or appreciated everywhere. And
55:27
what throws me is the public congregation stations or what did you say? Convenient
55:34
or convenience stations public convenient? Oh I'm sorry, that's a convention. The
55:37
first sentence, public convenience station stations. Yeah, yeah, this this sounds
55:44
like they're just trying to get rid of loitering. So I'm gonna say this
55:45
is real, it's real, awesome, and the correct answer is real.
55:51
You are right, Aaron. Oh sorry, you're close though, because it
55:55
was sniggy snack convenient, but not whatever the other word you use, the
56:04
convention convention, Yeah, convention, I'm making up. How inconvenient? How
56:10
in convention? Yeah? Words hard? All right. Number four, it's
56:17
illegal to marry your mother in law in DC. Please be real. You
56:23
do you want to start? I mean, if she's your mother in law,
56:27
you're already married, so that would technically be big at me. So
56:30
I think, yes, yeah, you both think it's real. I no,
56:35
I don't. Actually, I think I'm being Stevie. I think it's
56:37
real. I hope. Please don't marry your mother family Well, I mean,
56:46
if you divorce if you divorce your wife and then marry her mother or
56:51
she. I mean you you are taking on like a world that is I
56:55
mean, I don't envy you in the first place. No family gatherings are
57:06
y'all have fun, but the sex would probably be amazing. I hate talking
57:09
to my sister mother daughter. Your ex wife becomes your daughter in law,
57:21
Jess, I say, I say, I BeTV Agis says it's real.
57:25
The real answer is it's real. You broke your streak. Finally, all
57:31
you got a point. He's on the board, he's catching up. Thank
57:35
you. All right, damn it, on to number five. We're gonna
57:37
go back to Aaron starting this one. All right. No soapbox or megaphone
57:40
usage at the Jefferson Memorial. I mean that sounds real to me. I'm
57:47
gonna say real, I'll what are you think? Because I would think that
57:51
would be a huge like people would want to do that all the time.
57:53
But then people would go up and say, fucking whatever. You know,
57:58
I'm sure that's probably real. You're gonna go for real, Yeah, just
58:01
because of how many people would probably do that. Yeah, No soapbox or
58:06
megaphone uses at Jefferson Memorial we did see somebody with a fucking megaphone talking church
58:09
stuff. I should have given him stickers. Yeah, he was talking about
58:13
Jesus. Yeah, some stickers, and I didn't think about it at the
58:16
time. But you guys were both be incorrect. No, you're being Stevie
58:22
on that one. Boo. I got ye boo. We were wrong,
58:30
all right on the number six gonn augu on this. We have to start
58:34
with. You can't stand for more than five minutes to take a photo in
58:37
DC in the actual monument in the mid Yeah. The monument area is the
58:44
middle called the Monuments. I didn't, mom uh, I think that's being
58:52
stev I feel like I can't stand for more than five minutes to take a
58:55
photo and you're the monuments. Like, who's going to police that? It's
59:02
so weirdly specific. I'm gonna say it's real. I think it's really.
59:07
Yeah, alright, the correct answer is real. You're right, Aaron.
59:12
Sorry, dog, Wow, I feel like we've broke that one at some
59:15
point. I don't know what you're talking about. We'll go back and see
59:20
if we're broken. So far, we didn't races. I couldn't skip because
59:27
my knee hurt too much yet all right? Number seven, back to Aaron,
59:32
vehicles drawn by mules must have proper registration in DC. Fucking we're being
59:43
Stevie. Yeah, I think it's real. I think that's just an archaic
59:49
law. But they just never took out, all right, And you would
59:53
be what is that one seven? Incorrect? I'm sorry you're gonna be And
1:00:00
Stevie, I couldn't remember if I made that up? Or Dot, Look
1:00:05
you remember the mules, you would think I think there was something close.
1:00:07
Maybe I messed it up or team song about it possible? All right?
1:00:12
Like there used to be a law, but they struck it down in the
1:00:14
eighteen hundreds or something like that, right, all right. Number eight,
1:00:19
Employers must provide cold meat lunch for workers during election voting days, Aaron,
1:00:27
Is that real? Or are you being Stevie? Is only in DC must
1:00:34
be provided with cold cuts? So but then it is Washington, DC,
1:00:40
like the heart of the electorate. Like but at the same time, like
1:00:45
why a cold meat lunch? All right? Because the hot one would go
1:00:49
bad? Sorry, mother, God damn it. I have had it up
1:00:58
to here with you today. Fucking shit, this fucking asshole. I don't
1:01:09
care my answer is. I don't care. I don't. It doesn't fucking
1:01:15
matter. I'm not gonna go to fucking DC. I'm not gonna fucking employ
1:01:21
somebody, and I'm not gonna fucking give him a cold beat sandwich during election
1:01:24
day. God fucking damn it, what would it be? It'd be h'd
1:01:30
be ham. Why did I know you're gonna say it does? Pork barrel
1:01:35
bullshit? I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna say that is. Fuck it,
1:01:39
it's real, It's real, all right, i'llgue, what are you
1:01:43
thinking? I was gonna do? Bologny? Would you like to say Bologny?
1:01:47
Can't say? I think it's real too. Yeah, provide meals during
1:01:52
election voting days? Yeah, you would both be incorrected being Stevie. Yeah.
1:01:58
That was the weird part about it, is like why would they have
1:02:00
to like companies have to allow you to leave early or take like two hours
1:02:07
off to go, but why would meals be thrown into it? Like and
1:02:10
neither of us caught an on to that, or I was on the edges
1:02:14
of it, but I was like, what the fuck? I was thinking
1:02:16
like staff working, like, yeah, there are allotted employers who are involved
1:02:23
in voting Okay, yeah, I get way. Yeah, I just thought
1:02:30
the way I thought that feed you. Fuck, that's I thought, Yeah,
1:02:34
I have to feed you because you have to work there all day.
1:02:36
Anyway, we both said the same thing, so it doesn't change the scoring
1:02:38
at all. No, all right. Number nine. When transporting live stock
1:02:44
over a bridge in DC, a toll of twenty five cents per animal is
1:02:47
required. A Ye, is this real or you being stevie? I mean
1:02:52
we're being steeding on the last animal one, but I feel like this one
1:02:57
is real though. How many animal ones are there? Because it's a bit
1:03:00
like it's a it's a bit like other vehicles, like when they're transferring goods
1:03:06
and stuff like that, they have to undergo a certain weight whatever. When
1:03:08
you're transferring livestock. Depending on the distance you're going, you might they might
1:03:15
have to like charge you based on the weight straining the bridge. So I
1:03:21
think it's real, it's real. I'm gonna go with Augien this one and
1:03:23
say it's real, it's real. All right. When transporting livestock over a
1:03:28
bridge in DC, a tool twenty five person twenty five cents per animals required,
1:03:32
you're being steedy, not something stupid, like it's not twenty five cents.
1:03:39
It's right, all right, Aaron. The Library of Congress can send
1:03:45
an investigator to track down unreturned books. Is this real or are you being
1:03:51
steady? I don't give a fuck. I'll say it's real. Fuck you.
1:04:00
Oh yeah, well I didn't see a books. I don't know,
1:04:04
right, there's a book that's online. You went to the Library of Congress
1:04:09
and didn't see a single book. Yeah, it's all servers. It's all
1:04:12
fucking servers. Were just going into see a single book. That's crazy.
1:04:17
I feel like it's real though, because it is technically like federal poverty.
1:04:23
Fair enough, the Library of Congress can send an investigator to check down unreturned
1:04:29
books. You're being Stevie. This is fun. Wow, I'm steving people.
1:04:35
I'm I'm glad you're having fun because we're not. Oh I'm sorry.
1:04:39
Hopefully this next one listeners by the way, so oh you know they are
1:04:43
right? Please tell me you are called all right, number eleven. You
1:04:48
can't post that someone is a coward to not accept a dual request in DC.
1:04:55
Oh, this is fucking real. There's no fucking way Steve capable with
1:04:58
that. There's no fucking way, not in million years. What do you
1:05:00
think, Aggy? Aaron thinks it's real. I can't. I think it's
1:05:06
I think he's steving us. The Stevie training continues. I think he ran
1:05:13
out of ideas and he just ste everything. Well, Aggie, since you
1:05:17
said Stevie, you'd be incorrect. Aaron is right now, I'm sorry,
1:05:24
all right, definitely two more lofts. We'll just finish the duc because this
1:05:28
is fun. I heard a laugh, so we gotta keep going, all
1:05:31
right. Number twelve, you can be fined for spreading false weather reports while
1:05:36
in DC. Is this real or you being Stevie? Aggie? You tell
1:05:44
somebody the weather wrongs a sunny day? Hang out? No, it's not?
1:05:50
Which was just outside? What do you think? Oh man, what
1:05:56
if our friend told us it was writing and it wasn't when we got out
1:05:59
the other side, like maybe it happened while we were underneath there? Can
1:06:01
they get in trouble? Fine, you get fine for that. And I
1:06:03
think it's real. I think got fine. I think we're I think we're
1:06:09
fucking being steady because I think this relates a little too closely to your story
1:06:13
about the weather thing. Let's find note. Can you be fine for spreading
1:06:18
false weather reports while in DC? Yes, you can. It is real.
1:06:24
That's I thought it was a joke, but I'm actually kind of surprised
1:06:28
because, like, how can you like, I guess if you're eventually you
1:06:31
gotta look at the fucking sky you could cause I guess distress. I guess
1:06:35
to a bunch of people from broadcast, I guess, I guess maybe my
1:06:39
assumption there's one left. All right, it's illegal to box the opposite sex.
1:06:44
Well, you're in DC, you know, boxing like punching with gloves
1:06:47
in a ring. What do you think, Aggie? I think it's my
1:06:54
turn to go first. Yeah, and uh, I think that is Uh.
1:06:59
I think have mean Stevie. It's gotta be real, right, No,
1:07:03
it's gotta be Stevie's Stevie. Though it's Stevie. You'd both be incorrect.
1:07:11
It is real. It's illegal to box the opposite sex in DC.
1:07:15
Well, thank god, that's over. Yes, that's over, and specifically
1:07:18
DC. I don't know why. It's just I looked up fifteen of them
1:07:21
and messed a few of them up. But it was fun. All right,
1:07:28
Thank you all. If you like this, I'm so sorry, like,
1:07:31
I don't know how you enjoyed this, like you like this? My
1:07:34
apologies. I was trying to piss you off and I fail. I just
1:07:39
want to see what happened. No, I seriously thought Aaron. I thought
1:07:42
I was taking over. So that's why I jumped in. I had no
1:07:44
idea. I thought you were just gonna like, oh yeah'll come and play
1:07:46
cool. So I've played a fun game. I hope you have fun.
1:07:49
You won? He won the game? Are you happy it was my playing?
1:07:56
From I don't believe it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So other
1:08:00
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1:08:06
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Let's do it. Why you absolutely as not only do you hijack the show,
1:09:01
you can't even do your own fucking show outro. I mean, Jesus
1:09:06
fucking what the fuck. God damn it, so bitch, I'm so angry.
1:09:14
I'm so fucking angry. They're all do is to sit here and go,
1:09:17
well, not the outro you deserve, but it's the outro you get,
1:09:21
this fucking jack off. God damn it.