Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show November 4th 2025 Podcast
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Morgan on scale one of ten, what would you give
- 0:02Speaker 1: him the Woody Show?
- 0:04Speaker 2: I want to say six seven, but I'm sticking with
- 0:06Speaker 2: six now six seven.
- 0:12Speaker 1: You know, don't even realize that what I was saying? Wow,
- 0:18Speaker 1: I know, right? Yeah? Well People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive.
- 0:26Speaker 1: It's English actor Jonathan Bailey. He is Lord Anthony in
- 0:31Speaker 1: Bridgerton and Fiero in the Wicked movies. Okay, yeah, sorry, ladies.
- 0:36Speaker 1: He's gay, very gay.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Yeah, a wheel, He's interested.
- 0:40Speaker 1: What do you give him? On a scale one of ten?
- 0:42Speaker 3: He's a good looking dude.
- 0:43Speaker 1: I give him an eight, an eight Sammy, Yeah, same.
- 0:47Speaker 3: I'd give him an eight. He's not really my type either,
- 0:49Speaker 3: but I get it.
- 0:50Speaker 4: He looks at me.
- 0:51Speaker 5: Everyone thinks they know what my type is, and then
- 0:55Speaker 5: they don't nail it.
- 0:56Speaker 3: He's like generic hot guy, very generous.
- 0:59Speaker 1: Four four who because he's not brown?
- 1:04Speaker 6: I mean that's a huge.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Party, doesn't hurt. Yeah, there's nothing.
- 1:09Speaker 6: That's totally Sammy's type. Generic dud.
- 1:12Speaker 1: His hair. I'll give you the opinion.
- 1:17Speaker 7: His hair is a little too dark and needs to
- 1:19Speaker 7: be chestnut brown.
- 1:21Speaker 3: That the problem? All right?
- 1:23Speaker 1: What do you think menace?
- 1:26Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:26Speaker 1: Actually I do agree with that he's a little too
- 1:28Speaker 1: rugged for saying I think there's.
- 1:31Speaker 5: There's another picture that I'm seeing of him with a
- 1:34Speaker 5: shave face and glasses, and that I'm like, yes, nice,
- 1:37Speaker 5: is any more of a clean cut? His hair is
- 1:39Speaker 5: more clean cut. So actually he is my type, but
- 1:41Speaker 5: not his current look.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Never heard of that, dude, me neither. I mean, yeah,
- 1:47Speaker 1: that's all wicked. I don't remember this guy.
- 1:52Speaker 9: Look Sammy like some better with the glasses and the
- 1:54Speaker 9: clean cut. Now he I didn't think he could look
- 1:56Speaker 9: more generic.
- 1:59Speaker 6: Gayer.
- 2:00Speaker 1: If that's a four, what is someone like Sea Bass two? Range?
- 2:10Speaker 1: Like half of that? Yeah, half of that, because there's
- 2:13Speaker 1: not much further to go from four? Do nothing?
- 2:17Speaker 6: Well, that's true, right, but you know I'm a very
- 2:19Speaker 6: I have my type. Yeah, I'll stick to it. Yeah,
- 2:22Speaker 6: but okay, all right, but.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Do you think Sea Bass has kissable lips?
- 2:26Speaker 4: Right?
- 2:27Speaker 1: Just just focus on lips. No to see him work?
- 2:30Speaker 1: Ye does have some more drama at the apartment building though, yes,
- 2:35Speaker 1: drama personally, but this is secondary what's new? Yes, that
- 2:38Speaker 1: that's that's old drama. We've been there. But I have
- 2:40Speaker 1: new drama. Where I was walking to the gym as
- 2:43Speaker 1: usual and on the taped to the glass. It was
- 2:47Speaker 1: a picture of the.
- 2:49Speaker 7: I can't don't show this bond because he's got all
- 2:51Speaker 7: his information, the thief of.
- 2:53Speaker 1: The week, thief. It even says thief of the Week
- 2:59Speaker 1: on it, and it's got his name.
- 3:00Speaker 7: It's well produced, it's got a screenshot from it looks
- 3:03Speaker 7: like his TikTok and his Facebook.
- 3:05Speaker 1: Account and he's vaping in the photo. Well, yeah, he's
- 3:08Speaker 1: a cool guy. Yeah yeah.
- 3:12Speaker 7: So, by the way, you need some audio for this.
- 3:13Speaker 7: It's in my main folder there.
- 3:15Speaker 1: It says your neighbor name is a thief. It likes
- 3:17Speaker 1: to take things that don't belong to him, and so
- 3:19Speaker 1: on Facebook marketplace.
- 3:23Speaker 7: If you have to run into name telling me he
- 3:25Speaker 7: has until a week or two to put back what
- 3:28Speaker 7: he stole, or the police will pay him a visit.
- 3:31Speaker 7: He kind of messed up when he stole from a
- 3:34Speaker 7: police family will be nice for twenty four hours.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Oh, I kind of like it.
- 3:40Speaker 10: Hold on, there's a sign battle because you're putting up signs. Now,
- 3:43Speaker 10: this person is putting on I don't put.
- 3:44Speaker 1: Up Actually, I don't post signs anywhere. Menace.
- 3:47Speaker 7: I make proper complaints with the proper channels. You don't
- 3:50Speaker 7: pull you do in the gym and shoot? I thought, jem, No,
- 3:55Speaker 7: here's what I did. I posted a I took somebody
- 3:58Speaker 7: who left the flyer not a sign. But I don't
- 4:00Speaker 7: do it in public. I'll do it to the individual.
- 4:02Speaker 7: Like for when this is talking about if somebody left
- 4:04Speaker 7: their bag of trash in the trash shoot room, just
- 4:06Speaker 7: on the floor. So I went through, found their address
- 4:09Speaker 7: because it was in the trash, put a sign on
- 4:11Speaker 7: that and put that back in front of their door.
- 4:12Speaker 1: But I don't put it. I don't put signs up
- 4:13Speaker 1: for the public. Right, he hunts them down and find out.
- 4:15Speaker 10: Where they live.
- 4:16Speaker 1: I could have sworn you, like hung up a sign
- 4:18Speaker 1: in the gym, No sea best?
- 4:21Speaker 3: Would you consider this a threat? It says, put it back.
- 4:23Speaker 9: So and so we know who you are, we know
- 4:25Speaker 9: where you live, and we know what car you drive.
- 4:28Speaker 7: Uh that's a veiled, veiled thread. Yeah it will be
- 4:33Speaker 7: nice for twenty four hours.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I just know your location.
- 4:37Speaker 7: So this sign goes up and I'm like, yes, nice
- 4:41Speaker 7: because I didn't put this up, but I do approve
- 4:42Speaker 7: of it. Well, I'm walking around and then I noticed
- 4:45Speaker 7: it got torn down. A day or two later. It
- 4:47Speaker 7: was replaced by a rebuttal sign.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh this is like Greg.
- 4:57Speaker 7: Thebal sign without the name obviously TikTok handle.
- 5:01Speaker 6: See here aka the thief. A few things to address here.
- 5:05Speaker 6: First of all, your packages sat in the garage near
- 5:07Speaker 6: my vehicle for an extended amount of time. Second, after
- 5:11Speaker 6: I moved your packages, I went to your residence and
- 5:14Speaker 6: I left you a note with my phone number, all cass,
- 5:17Speaker 6: all caps. I waited over a month with no response
- 5:20Speaker 6: from you before listing it on Facebook. I assumed that
- 5:24Speaker 6: you moved. If you would like to talk like an adult,
- 5:28Speaker 6: I would be more than happy to communicate with you already.
- 5:33Speaker 6: You already have my social media.
- 5:36Speaker 3: I like this guy now, okay and turning around.
- 5:38Speaker 7: It was a handwritten note, by the way, and it
- 5:40Speaker 7: has his TikTok account where he posted a five minute
- 5:43Speaker 7: video describing.
- 5:43Speaker 1: The Yes, oh so look at what really happened at
- 5:47Speaker 1: his TikTok.
- 5:48Speaker 7: So I pulled that drama. And this is a very
- 5:50Speaker 7: long clip, so you pause it because there's some things between. Okay,
- 5:53Speaker 7: So to reset. One neighbor says their packages were just
- 5:56Speaker 7: stolen and they got the info from the guy who
- 5:58Speaker 7: was selling them on Facebook marketplace.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Allegedly. Wait, I mean like, yeah, how did that happen?
- 6:04Speaker 7: Well, let's find out, because again I went through this
- 6:06Speaker 7: guy's video and here is his explanation the thief of
- 6:10Speaker 7: why he took these packages.
- 6:11Speaker 1: All right, literal proof that you can do the right
- 6:13Speaker 1: things or what you I forgot.
- 6:15Speaker 7: He's a drama based gay, So that's literal proof. There's
- 6:19Speaker 7: a drama based all his posts, like when when he
- 6:23Speaker 7: doesn't text you back to it's all drama.
- 6:26Speaker 2: Absolutely literal proof that you can do the right thing
- 6:29Speaker 2: or what you think is the right thing and people
- 6:31Speaker 2: will still come for you.
- 6:32Speaker 1: There were some packages.
- 6:33Speaker 2: That were left in the garage near my car and
- 6:36Speaker 2: they sat there for over a day at least over
- 6:39Speaker 2: a day I don't know because it was a little
- 6:40Speaker 2: while ago whatever. And this was a lot of packages.
- 6:43Speaker 2: They were like probably like eight, and I was like,
- 6:45Speaker 2: somebody's going to steal these packages. Let me, let me
- 6:47Speaker 2: take them and I'll hold them for this person.
- 6:49Speaker 4: Whatever.
- 6:49Speaker 2: I'm not going to walk all the way to the
- 6:50Speaker 2: package room. I'm not a female man, I'm not ups,
- 6:53Speaker 2: I'm not FedEx. I write a note with my phone number.
- 6:56Speaker 10: Okay, pause, Like wait, it's they leave these packages you're
- 7:01Speaker 10: not going to walk them all the way to the
- 7:02Speaker 10: mail room and just.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Leave them them at their apartment. Here's the thing I
- 7:08Speaker 1: think if they're if you have the concern that they're
- 7:11Speaker 1: gonna get stolen, that's your legitimate concern. You would walk
- 7:14Speaker 1: them too, because that's where they go. They go to
- 7:16Speaker 1: the package room. If you don't feel like going all
- 7:18Speaker 1: the to the package room, then it's not that important.
- 7:20Speaker 1: You probably just leave them where they are.
- 7:21Speaker 3: And I don't want to be responsible. You have taken
- 7:24Speaker 3: to my house.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Do you have like a doorman at your No?
- 7:26Speaker 7: No, no, here's the thing though, Yes, he can alert
- 7:29Speaker 7: the door. Now, here's the thing there. Why are the
- 7:31Speaker 7: packages in the garage? That's not where packages get delivered,
- 7:33Speaker 7: by the way, right, So he but he does take
- 7:35Speaker 7: the time to take these large number of packages, according
- 7:38Speaker 7: to him, and walk them to his apartment.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Weird, all right, Well, he continues.
- 7:42Speaker 2: And I'm not ups, I'm not FedEx. I write a
- 7:45Speaker 2: note with my phone number, I go to the unit
- 7:47Speaker 2: number where it's addressed to, and I leave the note there.
- 7:50Speaker 4: I have your packages.
- 7:51Speaker 1: Sorry, my hair's kind of crazy right now, y'all's like, ups,
- 7:57Speaker 1: Oh yeah, girlfriend, Hey wait you still okay? Now all right?
- 8:02Speaker 1: How how heavy are these packages? Did you find out?
- 8:05Speaker 7: I didn't see, but he said they were. They were bulky,
- 8:07Speaker 7: and there were quite a few of them. So he's
- 8:08Speaker 7: taken the time to go to their apartment. But again,
- 8:10Speaker 7: this all sounds nice and normal so far. I left
- 8:13Speaker 7: a note with his phone never okay, very responsible. Now
- 8:16Speaker 7: that's let's continue.
- 8:17Speaker 2: The note there, I have your packages. Sorry, my hair's
- 8:20Speaker 2: kind of crazy right now, y'all. I just yeah, anyway,
- 8:22Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, I have your packages. Here's my phone number.
- 8:25Speaker 2: Reach out if you like, and we can arrange a
- 8:27Speaker 2: time for you to pick them up. Over a month
- 8:29Speaker 2: goes by and I don't hear anything from this person,
- 8:31Speaker 2: and I was like, all right, I'm thinking maybe they
- 8:33Speaker 2: moved whatever. I'm not going to hold all these packages
- 8:36Speaker 2: in my apartment. So I opened them and they turn
- 8:38Speaker 2: out to be like a bunch of trampolines or whatever.
- 8:40Speaker 1: But I'm not going to use any phone trampoline.
- 8:41Speaker 2: So I'm like, let me post them on Facebook marketplace.
- 8:44Speaker 1: Okay, it's weird, yes, okay.
- 8:49Speaker 7: And the time that you okay, you went to the
- 8:51Speaker 7: you went to their apartment and left a note. Okay,
- 8:53Speaker 7: let's say you did that, fantastic lovely. Just four weeks
- 8:57Speaker 7: go by and you don't. Let's say, why wouldn't you've
- 8:59Speaker 7: just left? The package is at the door, right right,
- 9:01Speaker 7: You don't have the time and those in that month
- 9:03Speaker 7: to walk them down to the.
- 9:03Speaker 6: Door your place, but not to their place.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you're parking near each other, you probably
- 9:08Speaker 1: are in the same building. Drama based gay seeming pretty guilty.
- 9:12Speaker 7: So you've got these and you're like, well, they didn't
- 9:13Speaker 7: call me back again, like he said, Maybe they just
- 9:15Speaker 7: maybe they're out of town, maybe they move, Maybe you
- 9:17Speaker 7: got the wrong address somehow.
- 9:18Speaker 1: So I'm gonna sell, right, I kind of believe like
- 9:20Speaker 1: this guy might be being honest, but he's just an idiot.
- 9:24Speaker 7: That's great menace. You've come to my exact conclusion. Yeah,
- 9:27Speaker 7: this is a stupid person. And he's but also lazy
- 9:30Speaker 7: but so but not really like it's not lazy. Yeah,
- 9:33Speaker 7: he's he's weird, like he's conscious, but selectively he's kind
- 9:36Speaker 7: of greedy. Yeah, because my first move is I'm not
- 9:39Speaker 7: going to open your packages. It's go to the everywhere
- 9:41Speaker 7: you even talked about this, go to the office say hey,
- 9:43Speaker 7: these packages were left out. I grabbed them, and yeah,
- 9:46Speaker 7: they'll come and pick some someone to your.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Door and pick out.
- 9:48Speaker 3: I'm back on the other people's side.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I don't open I don't remember what to open them.
- 9:51Speaker 1: I don't number two sell them one face any trampoline.
- 9:55Speaker 2: So I'm like, let me post them on Facebook marketplace.
- 9:57Speaker 2: About three days go by and this person sit upon
- 10:00Speaker 2: themselves to be like, oh this person's a thief.
- 10:03Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
- 10:04Speaker 2: They post my picture on like multiple areas of my complex,
- 10:10Speaker 2: Like you could have messaged me instead of taking the
- 10:12Speaker 2: coward's way out with your tail between your legs. I
- 10:15Speaker 2: went there tonight. I knocked on the door. Let me
- 10:18Speaker 2: let me just put the clip of what what happened.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Did you guys lose any packages recently?
- 10:25Speaker 3: A chance? Yeah, maybe fourth their previous resides.
- 10:31Speaker 1: They think I sold them, So I left a note.
- 10:33Speaker 1: He did you see a note?
- 10:35Speaker 2: Like?
- 10:35Speaker 4: Here there was a note?
- 10:36Speaker 10: Right?
- 10:36Speaker 4: Was my phone number on it?
- 10:37Speaker 1: Okay, see that's a liar right there. There there's a
- 10:41Speaker 1: note here, right, that's what that's what liars do.
- 10:44Speaker 3: Confirm what I'm saying.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Please write along. Yeah, remember the note, because that guy
- 10:48Speaker 1: would remember it. You remember the note, right?
- 10:51Speaker 3: You remember the note here?
- 10:52Speaker 4: Right?
- 10:52Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 10:53Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not buying any did you see a note
- 10:55Speaker 1: like here? There was a note?
- 10:57Speaker 8: Right?
- 10:57Speaker 1: Was my phone number on it?
- 10:58Speaker 6: Right?
- 10:59Speaker 1: Okay?
- 10:59Speaker 2: Anyways, you want you to be so bad, I'll deliver
- 11:02Speaker 2: them right back to where they came from. I'll leave
- 11:03Speaker 2: them in the garage. You can come pick them up
- 11:05Speaker 2: out of care.
- 11:06Speaker 6: So now he's got the will to take them back
- 11:10Speaker 6: to the garage, not just to their door.
- 11:12Speaker 1: And this guy sucks.
- 11:13Speaker 7: Yeah, none of these are long trips, by the way,
- 11:15Speaker 7: because I've done all these trips.
- 11:18Speaker 1: I think.
- 11:18Speaker 7: I think stupidity and we had tactically incompetent was a
- 11:20Speaker 7: good text. Don't know what they're doing. But they're also
- 11:22Speaker 7: dishonest because you know you're not. I don't sell the
- 11:25Speaker 7: other people's property when I have multiple avenues to get
- 11:27Speaker 7: it back to them or back to the office or
- 11:29Speaker 7: back to the mail room or back to Amazon or whatever.
- 11:30Speaker 1: I agree with this text. This little queen's a thief.
- 11:34Speaker 1: And how big is your complex?
- 11:36Speaker 7: I could walk a city block, let's say. Okay, but
- 11:39Speaker 7: like I, I could walk from one building to the
- 11:41Speaker 7: other in less than three minutes.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I could. I could be at any I could
- 11:44Speaker 1: be at any apartment and be at any other apartment
- 11:45Speaker 1: in five minutes. Well, that's also why I asked you
- 11:47Speaker 1: if you had a doorman. But you do have an
- 11:50Speaker 1: office that you can go. I could have gone.
- 11:52Speaker 7: You could have left you in the office and hey,
- 11:53Speaker 7: I got these packages.
- 11:55Speaker 9: Which I'm sure is a shorter walk than walking all
- 11:57Speaker 9: the way back to your apartment with them.
- 11:59Speaker 7: And doing these trips with the phone number and the
- 12:02Speaker 7: TikTok talking himself into.
- 12:04Speaker 1: A mister Gramma's you're a friendly courier checking in on
- 12:06Speaker 1: the text opening someone else's package without permissions of federal
- 12:09Speaker 1: fail every thief. Should we just returned to sender that
- 12:13Speaker 1: would have That was all not necessarily right alone.
- 12:16Speaker 5: Yeah, I opened it, and I don't need any trampolines. Okay,
- 12:18Speaker 5: so you were looking for something that you.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Needed and the girlfriends.
- 12:23Speaker 6: Not to sound like a cart nark's lazy bones, but uh,
- 12:26Speaker 6: kind of along the lines of just let him live.
- 12:29Speaker 6: Why did he have to remove him from the garage
- 12:30Speaker 6: in the first place, on top of your.
- 12:33Speaker 10: Spot, Yeah, exactly, Well, he was afraid they were geting
- 12:35Speaker 10: a stolen which by himself.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I would never think that I would think these
- 12:40Speaker 1: are empty boxes or I would never never crossed my mind.
- 12:43Speaker 7: Ye, I would just gone to the office, because for
- 12:47Speaker 7: those packages to get to the to the garage takes
- 12:50Speaker 7: efforts like the you guessed what wouldn't go to our garage?
- 12:52Speaker 1: All right? So on the text over to two two
- 12:54Speaker 1: nine eight seven, whose side.
- 12:56Speaker 4: Are you on?
- 12:58Speaker 1: Are you on the uh gay, yeah, the drama based
- 13:02Speaker 1: gay side, or are you on the package owner's side.
- 13:07Speaker 7: Who are out out for blood posting posting flyers?
- 13:10Speaker 1: Yeah, text your verdict. You as the wood he showed
- 13:13Speaker 1: jury rule on this. On a text to two two
- 13:17Speaker 1: nine eight seven, we'll get some more what you show
- 13:19Speaker 1: for your next hang on? All right, So now we
- 13:25Speaker 1: figured out and by the way, the text vote when
- 13:28Speaker 1: like one hundred percent to the what would you call
- 13:32Speaker 1: him the drama gaga drama based He doesn't breathe there
- 13:37Speaker 1: he brings drama drama based gay being being the guilty one.
- 13:42Speaker 6: A lot of people are saying both parties are stupid, though, Oh.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
- 13:45Speaker 7: If you have his TikTok and his Facebook marketplace, you
- 13:48Speaker 7: can message him.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Obviously, that would our talks to the office so that
- 13:53Speaker 1: that puts that whole thing to uh to rest. But
- 13:55Speaker 1: now Greg wants to get in on the drama conversation
- 13:58Speaker 1: because Greg's got and go figure if Sea Bass it
- 14:01Speaker 1: totally tracks that he has drama at his apartment building,
- 14:05Speaker 1: it only seems to make sense that Greg has a
- 14:06Speaker 1: problem at a store, specifically the grocery store is correct,
- 14:10Speaker 1: which he has a lot of weird hang ups about.
- 14:12Speaker 6: Anyway, I do, and I haven't been back since this
- 14:15Speaker 6: thing happened. And Woody, you were not here the day.
- 14:17Speaker 1: I didn't change grocery stores. I did because Greg goes
- 14:20Speaker 1: there's so much I remember at one point he was
- 14:22Speaker 1: concerned that the going there every day, they would they
- 14:25Speaker 1: would judge him, going, oh, this guy's here again. He's
- 14:27Speaker 1: here every day exactly. This is totally different, though.
- 14:30Speaker 7: Yeah, you can tell him they're gonna miss me when
- 14:32Speaker 7: I'm going.
- 14:32Speaker 6: No, no, no, no. So here's what happened, Woody, you
- 14:35Speaker 6: didn't hear the original story. I went to this store
- 14:38Speaker 6: because I needed to get dog food right, and the
- 14:40Speaker 6: dog food was marked twenty ninety nine. It rang up
- 14:42Speaker 6: twenty one ninety nine, buck off. So I told him,
- 14:45Speaker 6: I said, Hey, this rang up wrong. And then I
- 14:47Speaker 6: needed dog food again. I went to the aisle, grabbed
- 14:50Speaker 6: the dog food, and before going to the register, I
- 14:54Speaker 6: googled this store's policy if something rings up wrong, and
- 14:58Speaker 6: the policy says, if a price rings up wrong, you
- 15:02Speaker 6: get that item for free the end, no caveats, nothing.
- 15:07Speaker 6: So that happened again, and I thought, yes, I'm gonna
- 15:11Speaker 6: bring this up lucky day. So I go and I
- 15:13Speaker 6: talked to the checker and they bring over this woman
- 15:17Speaker 6: who I assume was the manager, maybe not. And I said, yeah,
- 15:21Speaker 6: you know I was here the other day. This rang
- 15:23Speaker 6: up wrong. It rang up wrong again, and your policy
- 15:25Speaker 6: says you're supposed to get the item for free. And
- 15:28Speaker 6: her exact words were, we don't do that no more,
- 15:33Speaker 6: you know. I said, So let me get this straight.
- 15:35Speaker 1: Yeah, excuse me, you mean anymore.
- 15:37Speaker 6: So you have a policy, but you don't follow it.
- 15:40Speaker 6: And then she changed her tune and she said, well,
- 15:42Speaker 6: we ain't paying for that because it was a twenty
- 15:44Speaker 6: dollars items. Well, we ain't paying for that. I said,
- 15:46Speaker 6: well if it was cheaper, you would. No, we don't
- 15:48Speaker 6: do that. So anyway, it all, it just goes out
- 15:54Speaker 6: the window. I get the dollar back because they did
- 15:56Speaker 6: ring it up wrong, And then I thought, you know what,
- 16:00Speaker 6: I'm gonna take this a step further. I'm gonna I
- 16:02Speaker 6: think SeaBASS would support this. I filed a report with
- 16:07Speaker 6: the Department of Weights and Measures. Oh my god, you
- 16:12Speaker 6: can make fun of me. I'm doing the lord's work.
- 16:16Speaker 6: I'm looking out for the consumer. Everybody should care about this.
- 16:19Speaker 6: So I contact Weights and Measures and they have this
- 16:22Speaker 6: somewhat complicated form that you have to fill out electronically
- 16:26Speaker 6: where you have to do the date, the price, what
- 16:28Speaker 6: did it ring up as, where you know all the situations.
- 16:32Speaker 6: So I do all that and I send it off
- 16:34Speaker 6: to Weights and Measures, thinking, you know, local government agency,
- 16:39Speaker 6: I'll never hear a word from them. Well I did
- 16:44Speaker 6: hear from them that same day.
- 16:48Speaker 1: Okay, you know they didn't give money off this.
- 16:53Speaker 6: So they wrote back literally about six hours later, good afternoon,
- 16:57Speaker 6: thank you for contacting us regarding your overture large experience
- 17:00Speaker 6: at that store. On October twenty seventh, the day I
- 17:04Speaker 6: contacted them, an undercover inspection was conducted find job. An
- 17:14Speaker 6: undercover inspection was conducted at the store. Sixteen items, including
- 17:20Speaker 6: the fresh Pet multi protein recipe dog food, were selected
- 17:24Speaker 6: and several overcharges were found, including that one dollar overcharge
- 17:31Speaker 6: on the dog food. Please feel free to contact contact
- 17:35Speaker 6: our office if you experience any discrepancies in this store. Again,
- 17:38Speaker 6: your inquiry has assisted us in monitoring price accuracy in
- 17:43Speaker 6: your county. I'm looking out for everybody. And not only
- 17:50Speaker 6: did they the wrong thing on that dog food they
- 17:53Speaker 6: said quote, several overcharges were found out of sixteen items.
- 17:58Speaker 6: I am like a government agency all because I think
- 18:02Speaker 6: I am rosa parks of our day making changes. Well,
- 18:07Speaker 6: I'm sure they welcome world.
- 18:08Speaker 1: They did something because they could find them for it,
- 18:11Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, that's revenue for them.
- 18:14Speaker 7: When the weights measurement guys shows up, they don't say,
- 18:17Speaker 7: oh we don't do that, No, mo.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Yeah, they ship up.
- 18:20Speaker 3: The first you stop going to the store.
- 18:23Speaker 1: I haven't been back since. Well, they noticed you because
- 18:26Speaker 1: of that dog food. I kind of want them to
- 18:28Speaker 1: know it's me. You should go back and look for
- 18:29Speaker 1: more things and see if they get over you know.
- 18:32Speaker 3: But he doesn't work for weights and measures.
- 18:34Speaker 1: Well, he has a friend. It wasts. Yeah, exactly. Honestly,
- 18:38Speaker 1: my grandma, my grandma used to be able to tell
- 18:40Speaker 1: you to the penny what something was going to be
- 18:42Speaker 1: and we'd be there because I'd drive her to the
- 18:44Speaker 1: grocery store and be checking things out and she goes,
- 18:47Speaker 1: excuse me, doll and she would tell the lady, hey, yeah,
- 18:51Speaker 1: that rang out, and they oh, okay, I'm sorry, and
- 18:53Speaker 1: then she'd fix it. But my grandma knew exactly, oh
- 18:56Speaker 1: well last week that was five cents off. It's like,
- 18:58Speaker 1: I'm so surprised because you have a general idea. Yeah,
- 19:02Speaker 1: you know, I mean, how much is a banana ten dollars?
- 19:08Speaker 1: Rest of development? But you know, like you have a
- 19:10Speaker 1: general idea of how much something costs. But do you
- 19:12Speaker 1: know like talking to the dollar Greg does? Oh, I do.
- 19:17Speaker 6: That's the thing, and I don't usually like the term
- 19:19Speaker 6: normalize fill in the blank. We need to normalize looking
- 19:23Speaker 6: out for yourself.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're screw money.
- 19:27Speaker 6: It's everybody's money, everybody's money. We need to normalize caring
- 19:31Speaker 6: about the minutia, the this happens a lot and everywhere
- 19:35Speaker 6: and menace you mentioned they can get fined. A lot
- 19:38Speaker 6: of these big name stores have been fined millions of
- 19:42Speaker 6: dollars for doing that.
- 19:43Speaker 9: And it makes sense because when you get a couple
- 19:44Speaker 9: of pennies, a couple of quarters, a couple of dollars
- 19:46Speaker 9: off each customer you're making.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Now right now? What do you were getting to?
- 19:51Speaker 10: Something that I brought up in the room when he
- 19:54Speaker 10: was talking about this situation, I go, does this happen
- 19:57Speaker 10: to anybody else in the room when you're per just
- 20:00Speaker 10: seeing stuff out of store?
- 20:01Speaker 1: Are you just not paying attention?
- 20:02Speaker 3: It's because no one's paying attention.
- 20:03Speaker 10: Because I I can't recall any time where I looked
- 20:08Speaker 10: at something like, oh, that's more than what you.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Look at it. I think when you're shopping, you'll look
- 20:12Speaker 1: at something before you make a decision on it. You'll
- 20:15Speaker 1: see the price on the shelf, and you'll take it,
- 20:17Speaker 1: and you'll have then a general idea of how much
- 20:19Speaker 1: different things cost, and so you maybe have like a
- 20:21Speaker 1: kind of like a rough running total going in your
- 20:23Speaker 1: head based on whatever your budget is or drastic Yeah,
- 20:26Speaker 1: and then yeah, and then you get to the front
- 20:28Speaker 1: and they, you know, bring everything up and but to
- 20:32Speaker 1: to know to the dollar like it's one item. So Greg,
- 20:35Speaker 1: of course, and especially when he went back, he was
- 20:37Speaker 1: looking to the.
- 20:41Speaker 6: Situations where something is buy one, get one, like you know,
- 20:43Speaker 6: a package of hot dogs or whatever, and then you
- 20:45Speaker 6: get home you're like, oh, they charge for both. You
- 20:47Speaker 6: don't notice it at the time, you notice it later.
- 20:50Speaker 6: Also breaking news. Manic is oblivious to things around him.
- 20:56Speaker 6: I would like to say, world, you're welcome. I'm taking action.
- 21:00Speaker 6: There's a hero, Principal, there's a hero. Ask you guys,
- 21:03Speaker 6: it's your money, look out for it.
- 21:08Speaker 1: And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
- 21:12Speaker 1: a politically correct world. Call my buddy Ries. Remind me
- 21:17Speaker 1: of something. I want to hello anybody, heybody, it's Udo. Everybody. Hey,
- 21:23Speaker 1: oh hey, guys are good.
- 21:27Speaker 4: Okay.
- 21:28Speaker 1: So you and I were having a conversation the other
- 21:30Speaker 1: day and we just finished telling a story on the
- 21:31Speaker 1: air about So Greg went to the grocery store bought
- 21:35Speaker 1: a bag of dog food and rang up for a
- 21:38Speaker 1: dollar more than it was supposed to. And so Greg
- 21:41Speaker 1: did this whole thing where he went online because he
- 21:44Speaker 1: looked at their return on not return policy there they're.
- 21:47Speaker 6: Yeah, you get the price wrong policy. You're supposed to
- 21:49Speaker 6: get that thing for free free. They said, yeah, we
- 21:51Speaker 6: don't do that no more. And this happened multiple times.
- 21:54Speaker 6: So I went to the source.
- 21:56Speaker 1: So then he went back and he had the bag
- 21:59Speaker 1: like the next rang up again and again it rang
- 22:01Speaker 1: up for a dollar more so, what does he do
- 22:03Speaker 1: this time?
- 22:03Speaker 4: Riz?
- 22:04Speaker 1: He drafts a letter to the Department of Weights and Balances.
- 22:08Speaker 4: That's right, who's got the time for that? That's exactly
- 22:14Speaker 4: so it Do you have nothing to do?
- 22:17Speaker 6: Yeah, ten minutes. It took me to do that.
- 22:20Speaker 1: It really destroyed my k It brought me. It brought
- 22:23Speaker 1: me back to the conversation that we were just having
- 22:25Speaker 1: the other day and we were talking about like things,
- 22:27Speaker 1: things like this or things at sea, baskets into whatever.
- 22:30Speaker 1: And I think to myself, like justice, and Riz said it,
- 22:33Speaker 1: and I never was able to really like, uh, you know,
- 22:36Speaker 1: put the words to it. It's people who don't have kids.
- 22:40Speaker 8: Yeah, they have time for stuff like writing the Department
- 22:44Speaker 8: of Weights and Measures.
- 22:47Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty glorious. I love it.
- 22:50Speaker 8: Oh, I love the you know, the people that you
- 22:53Speaker 8: know go on vacation every couple of weeks or they
- 22:56Speaker 8: have time to you know, do stuff on the weekend
- 23:00Speaker 8: and not have to worry about doing a cheerleading braid.
- 23:04Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, at least they're not bitter
- 23:07Speaker 1: about it and don't rejected onto others. No, we're not.
- 23:09Speaker 1: But when you sit around you think to yourself. Like
- 23:13Speaker 1: the first thing that Riz said was like, who has
- 23:14Speaker 1: time for that? Like, that's that is the first thought
- 23:17Speaker 1: I think of most people who are parents, right, And
- 23:21Speaker 1: I didn't make that connection at first, but when he
- 23:22Speaker 1: said it, it clicked. Which is true. There's all these
- 23:25Speaker 1: things that you think that you think you want to do,
- 23:27Speaker 1: or things that you would do if you had the time,
- 23:30Speaker 1: And you're right, it is ugly green jealousy. It's straight.
- 23:35Speaker 8: You have time to be outraged about being overcharged one dollar.
- 23:39Speaker 1: And it's not your time to be outraged, it's the
- 23:42Speaker 1: time to write the Department of Weights and Bounce and
- 23:45Speaker 1: it's not one dollar.
- 23:47Speaker 6: This has happened to me a billion times. It's a
- 23:49Speaker 6: billion dollars, billion dollars.
- 23:52Speaker 1: A billion.
- 23:53Speaker 4: Did you out loud say this will not stand?
- 23:57Speaker 6: They I pointed out that other stores have been fun
- 24:00Speaker 6: for doing this, and they said, oh, we hope it
- 24:02Speaker 6: doesn't happen to us, and I said it will, Yeah,
- 24:07Speaker 6: I did, Ralph, And along the lines of your guys,
- 24:12Speaker 6: is ugly jealousy with the for the kidless people. You
- 24:16Speaker 6: act like spending ten minutes doing a thing on an
- 24:19Speaker 6: app for a Weights and Measures takes all day long, Like,
- 24:22Speaker 6: who is.
- 24:24Speaker 4: Just ten minutes? You know what occupied your mind?
- 24:27Speaker 3: Yes, that's a couple of hours.
- 24:28Speaker 1: And he hasn't known you even a fraction of them.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Now we've known.
- 24:33Speaker 6: I hear seriously typed in the fields that they asked
- 24:36Speaker 6: for hit send. And then I didn't sit for three
- 24:38Speaker 6: hours having it occupy my mind, all right, because I
- 24:44Speaker 6: figured nothing would come of it.
- 24:46Speaker 8: I was thinking about a youth hockey game that I
- 24:48Speaker 8: have to get my son to and you're thinking about.
- 24:50Speaker 1: This, that's right.
- 24:51Speaker 6: I'm thinking about justice and society.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Well, tell Riz, what the what the employee said like
- 24:57Speaker 1: when you brought it to their attention.
- 24:58Speaker 6: Oh okay, So I pointed out, hey, your policy, you're
- 25:01Speaker 6: gonna feel like you were there. Yeah, your policy says
- 25:04Speaker 6: if something rings up wrong, you get that item for free.
- 25:08Speaker 6: And she said, yeah, we don't do that no more.
- 25:11Speaker 6: We don't do that, no more.
- 25:13Speaker 3: We don't do that.
- 25:14Speaker 1: We don't do that no more.
- 25:15Speaker 7: And I kind of I decided, yeah, we have a
- 25:17Speaker 7: pot now, Riz, I don't disagree.
- 25:21Speaker 4: Well, I don't shot you no more.
- 25:24Speaker 1: That is, I don't disagree with you that he's a psychopath,
- 25:27Speaker 1: but I do disagree with you that it's super time consuming.
- 25:31Speaker 1: It's not to write something like that.
- 25:33Speaker 4: You're another one with no kids.
- 25:36Speaker 1: And I do the same grab that he does.
- 25:38Speaker 7: You know, did George Washington have kids? Actually not, But
- 25:40Speaker 7: did Martin Luther King have kids?
- 25:42Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, people can. People can change the world with children. Yeah,
- 25:46Speaker 1: minutes like I don't. I don't know, like combating racism
- 25:49Speaker 1: and you know, equal rights. I think Trump's like the
- 25:52Speaker 1: dollar on the dogs.
- 25:53Speaker 4: Or looking at a billion times.
- 25:56Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not a dollar. This has been Woody's fallacy
- 25:59Speaker 6: ever since the day I met you. I if something
- 26:01Speaker 6: goes up in price, it's just a quarter. Yeah, if
- 26:04Speaker 6: you're buying, if you're spending it every single day, it's
- 26:06Speaker 6: not a quarter.
- 26:08Speaker 1: The diamond comes from exactly you've always had. Well, it's
- 26:13Speaker 1: just the amount of penny pinching miser Yeah, where Greg
- 26:16Speaker 1: is everything everything that thing is gonna be three dollars.
- 26:19Speaker 6: It's a billion, though, when you look out for your
- 26:21Speaker 6: own financial interest, you're.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Right it could be Yeah. Yeah, Hi buddy again, thank
- 26:32Speaker 1: you for being able to put the words like they
- 26:34Speaker 1: just you know what, It's true. The people who do
- 26:37Speaker 1: these things and they all have something in common. They
- 26:39Speaker 1: are they are childless there. We're trying to make the
- 26:44Speaker 1: world that's places for your children. And exactly, I think
- 26:47Speaker 1: it's this is an important thing to bring to get
- 26:48Speaker 1: ripped off. I think it's important thing to bring up to.
- 26:50Speaker 1: It's not a knock. It's not a knock. I get
- 26:52Speaker 1: told you. It's it's it's straight up just jealousy. That's good.
- 26:56Speaker 1: I mean, I wish I had times.
- 26:58Speaker 7: We are comes this patron sings, Yeah, all right, that's
- 27:01Speaker 7: been a lot of.
- 27:02Speaker 4: Car kay because people are out of my house. Yeah
- 27:05Speaker 4: all the time. Exactly, they're not leaving.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Nope, okay, all right, there's a reserverybody love. Yeah. Sometimes
- 27:13Speaker 1: he has a way of just putting things that go, dude, that's.
- 27:15Speaker 3: Exactly what you're right, just crystallized.
- 27:17Speaker 1: And I thought about that as soon as Greg said
- 27:18Speaker 1: he wrote the Department of Waits and Balances. I'm like, man,
- 27:21Speaker 1: I understand saying something to the manager of the store.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Like I got that with the fact, well they're not
- 27:26Speaker 1: going to do their job, right, Yeah, they don't care.
- 27:28Speaker 1: All right, we got we got some more Woodies show
- 27:30Speaker 1: coming up eight seven seven forty four Woody text us
- 27:33Speaker 1: over to two two nine eight seven.
- 27:34Speaker 4: The Woody Show, We'll be right back.
- 27:37Speaker 1: I'll see it when I believe it.