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When Francis Met Rory | Son of a Boy Dad #380 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 1: your lumbar supporting?
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  Speaker 2: Good? I'm good? Yeah, that's making sure already.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today.
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  Speaker 3: It is March second. It's one pm, one twenty three
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  Speaker 3: pm to be exact. We're here live from h Q three.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back, fellas. Lots to discuss, lots.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the angle of this table right now.
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  Speaker 3: Now rotate it please, because only Francis is getting the
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  Speaker 3: love right now?
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  Speaker 2: What? Yeah? Oh, I was the only one able to
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  Speaker 2: perfect that's perf I don't care about.
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  Speaker 1: Is that encroaching a little bit?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing matters anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That he looked like a very JFK junior with the
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  Speaker 1: style today.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what I'm going going for. Are you watching
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  Speaker 2: that show?
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  Speaker 1: No, but everybody is obsessed with that.
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  Speaker 2: I am not watching that. I'm sorry, that's not like fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Minutes I was like, just make sure one of the
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  Speaker 3: worst pieces of television I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to watch it, and I will
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  Speaker 2: not be trying to dress like him, that is not
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  Speaker 2: what I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm you're not, You're not, You're not. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Because everyone is. Have you seen these clips of you
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  Speaker 2: go to a bar in the East village and everyone
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  Speaker 2: where is wearing one of those fucking newsboy caps backwards
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  Speaker 2: and like a, oh really that's a loose, shitty tie.
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  Speaker 2: And the next figure, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know, I didn't know that. That is that show
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  Speaker 3: that big.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, and and and and then there's you know
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  Speaker 2: women fashion accounts and influencer accounts who are like men,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to be hot dressed like nineteen nineties
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  Speaker 2: JFK Junior, And it's like, we would you be saying
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  Speaker 2: that if he wasn't a fucking Kennedy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know. Also like, uh, I don't think
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  Speaker 3: that that's like his style. I think that's just the
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  Speaker 3: style that people wore then, could be could well be
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  Speaker 3: was Kennedy?
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  Speaker 1: Like will also just be smoke hot in the face,
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  Speaker 1: like he's a handsome he was hot in the face,
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  Speaker 1: was he though? Yeah, he was just a Kennedy Like
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  Speaker 1: Francis said, No, he was hot in the face. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I know, I think JFK I think his
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  Speaker 1: face hotness is a little bit overstated.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, is he was? He? Is he like people
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  Speaker 2: think he's hot? Yes, No, not my cup of.
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  Speaker 1: Tea at least really. Yeah, you're telling me that even
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  Speaker 1: if you were wooed by his like politics talk, that
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  Speaker 1: he couldn't pin you down and have his way.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he probably could. He's definitely stronger than me
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  Speaker 3: if he really wanted to. But hopefully now is.
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  Speaker 2: He really stronger than you? All took? Was one bullet,
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  Speaker 2: especially a bullet back then? I don't think it was
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  Speaker 2: one bullet. That's kind of a pussy if you think
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 3: Guns back then too, it was like that's like the
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  Speaker 3: equivalent of just like throwing the bullet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fifty cent got shot nine times and then he
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  Speaker 2: put out get rid of that time, JFK. One bullet
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  Speaker 2: kicking the bucket.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's so weak. Come on now, one bouncy ass
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  Speaker 1: bullet that ping pong around his car, just taking out
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  Speaker 1: everybody left and right.
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  Speaker 2: Fairly sure. Trump got hit with one and shot at
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  Speaker 2: like three or four times. Yeah, survived, No big deal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he was fine. So quick story well not a story.
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  Speaker 2: I'll stops prefacing. But I was in Palm Beach this weekend,
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  Speaker 2: of course, for shooting some stuff. Florida. Yeah, I've never
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  Speaker 2: really spent time there. That's the richest place in America.
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  Speaker 2: I think it is the hot bed for the people. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's definitely there. It's pedal central out there, like Sanctuary. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but it's you know, it's Trump's his it's his land, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: mar A Lago is on the island, and he is there.
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  Speaker 2: He came, he flew in to where mar A Lago.
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  Speaker 2: And so the first night that I was there was Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: and I drove to this event that Rory McElroy was
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  Speaker 2: speaking at. Do you guys know Rory of course.
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  Speaker 1: You know Rory, Yeah, the famed irishman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I a friend of mine. This is my phone.
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  Speaker 2: I've never done that, so I'm silent. It says silent,
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  Speaker 2: No way, it's mine. I don't get that. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't have my phone's never made a sound ever, not me. Anyway. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I drove up and Trump wasn't there yet on Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: so I just used the road that's along the water,
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  Speaker 2: which was cool. I mean, you drive by the biggest
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  Speaker 2: houses you've ever seen in your life, and I went
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  Speaker 2: to this place, this fancy spot, and it was a
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  Speaker 2: very intimate charity talk that Rory was giving, only about
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  Speaker 2: thirty or forty people there total. A friend of mine
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  Speaker 2: had bought these tickets, I think maybe through an auction
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  Speaker 2: or something, and he invited me.
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  Speaker 1: And what does a charity talk.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a you know, he does like a Q
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  Speaker 2: and A. He does a Q and A about whatever,
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  Speaker 2: and then afterwards there's so few people that you can
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  Speaker 2: go up and like do a meet and greet. Basically
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  Speaker 2: it's exclusive. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he gets paid for it.
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  Speaker 2: No, the money for that hour of his time he's
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  Speaker 2: putting towards the charity of his choice. Yeah, the Rory charity.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, his bank account.
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  Speaker 1: Char Ory Charory. Yeah okay, and so he had So
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  Speaker 1: everybody is paying to get access to him. They're paying
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  Speaker 1: money to a charity, and he's waving his fee to
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  Speaker 1: charity so they can the thirty people can ask him questions.
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  Speaker 2: How much were the tickets? I don't know, probably a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to ask. Yeah, I would think a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because again it was a level of intimacy with someone
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  Speaker 2: quite famous. Yeah that I was kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of like, what on ten grand for two tickets.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, it's like being in a classroom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly thirty people. And he gave his talk. And
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  Speaker 2: one thing that's interesting about Rory McElroy from an athlete's
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  Speaker 2: perspective is that he is very candid and does not
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  Speaker 2: he must be a publicist like worst nightmare, because he
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  Speaker 2: expounds on questions that you're like, whoa. I did not
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  Speaker 2: expect him to give us that much information. Obviously. Someone
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  Speaker 2: asked him about like Live and his thoughts on it,
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  Speaker 2: and he gave an answer that was so up to
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  Speaker 2: date and so behind the scenes that I was like, hey, dude, Rory,
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  Speaker 2: really you know. I told some cool stories about winning
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  Speaker 2: the Masters, and then afterwards, of course I'd had a
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  Speaker 2: couple of Cocker Spaniels. Yeah, of course, the Groanies. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I went up with my buddy and we were
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  Speaker 2: we waited till we were the last people to say
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  Speaker 2: hi to him. So he'd done a lot of like
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  Speaker 2: nice to meet you, thanks maya, thank you so much, pictures,
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  Speaker 2: all that bullshit. And I went up and I said, uh,
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  Speaker 2: is there anything that you can do in playing recreational
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  Speaker 2: golf that will cause your heart to race in such
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  Speaker 2: a way as to recreate or prepare you for the
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  Speaker 2: high stress moments you have in majors. The question, which
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  Speaker 2: basically is my way of being like, do you ever
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  Speaker 2: play for insane ounts of money? Yeah? Sorry, I thought
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  Speaker 2: you were.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna ask like, does he ever
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  Speaker 3: get like does he feel anything from playing regular golf?
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  Speaker 2: And he said he said no, Yeah, he said, there's
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  Speaker 2: simply nothing that I can do in recreational golf that
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  Speaker 2: ever makes me give a fuck. Yeah, that makes sense,
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  Speaker 2: there's nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, when you're playing for twenty million dollars,
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  Speaker 3: it's probably hard to go back to.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but like, dude, if he has a what
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  Speaker 2: if he had guys get a double.
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  Speaker 3: Or a triple boat on that one.
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  Speaker 2: But if he I mean, like if he's playing with
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  Speaker 2: Michael Jordan, which I'm sure he has, yeah, yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: they all live down there, and and Michael Jordan, his
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  Speaker 2: whole thing is people say like, what do you want
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  Speaker 2: to play for? And he says, whatever makes you uncomfortable. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So Michael Jordan does not care if he's playing for
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  Speaker 2: five hundred thousand dollars or five hundred bucks or fifty bucks,
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  Speaker 2: so long as he knows. It's an amount of money
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  Speaker 2: that if you lose, you're gonna be here, gonna be upset. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but Rory McElroy, that's a big number between those two.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, if he's playing down in Palm Beach, he
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  Speaker 1: might have been playing with some other guys too. Those
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  Speaker 1: guys can really make it. Yeah, they had the stakes.
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  Speaker 1: It can be high with those fellas. Yeah, that's a
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  Speaker 1: great question. Was there any media there or anything like that. No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so it's just you, you guys hearing these answers to
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  Speaker 1: these things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cool. I mean, what do you think
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  Speaker 2: MJ and Rory would play for? Well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Way richer than Rory for sure, But.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if Rory throws money around like Jay,
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  Speaker 2: you know, no, certainly not. But if you were to say, like,
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  Speaker 2: what is the portion of Rory's net worth that would
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  Speaker 2: make him uncomfortable to play around to golf for mill
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  Speaker 2: might be might be two mill.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, I feel like a mill anyone.
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  Speaker 2: Rory mc might be like north of four hundred five
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  Speaker 2: hundred million bucks. Yeah, and if you were to google
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  Speaker 2: his net worth, I'm sure it wouldn't be right now
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  Speaker 2: that process like twenty twenty million.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never know.
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  Speaker 3: Now they're always off by almost all.
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  Speaker 2: Then I said, Rory, did you watch the Internet Invitational?
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  Speaker 2: And did he? He said no, I don't watch YouTube golf,
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  Speaker 2: am And then.
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  Speaker 3: You say, like you don't be you don't gotta be
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  Speaker 3: a dick about it.
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  Speaker 2: And I had said to my buddy, I go, I
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  Speaker 2: think there's a decent chance he knows who I am.
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  Speaker 2: I think that was a shot. And when Rory said no,
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  Speaker 2: I don't watch YouTube golf, I turned to my buddy
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  Speaker 2: and I went, well, that answers that I've never been
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  Speaker 2: stuffed at a fucking shoe box by a five foot
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  Speaker 2: nine lucky charms elf.
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  Speaker 1: But no, we don't come in.
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  Speaker 2: You can't come in. All love for Rory, he's not
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  Speaker 2: gonna see it. He doesn't watch YouTube. No, But what
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  Speaker 2: the reason you want? The reason that I thought he
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  Speaker 2: was talking about how he told this amazing story. Now
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  Speaker 2: this is very inside golf, so forgive me, I'll just
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  Speaker 2: tell it as quickly as possible. He said this story
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  Speaker 2: about how the reason he missed his five or six
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  Speaker 2: foot putt in regulation in the Masters to beat Justin
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  Speaker 2: Rose on the eighteenth hole was because he has always
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  Speaker 2: watched people miss that putt on the high side. If
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  Speaker 2: you recall, you probably don't. His putt broke left of
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  Speaker 2: the hole and he missed it below the hole. But
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  Speaker 2: he said that He's like, I'm obsessed with golf. I
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  Speaker 2: watch so much golf. Where does he watch it on?
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, I was watching the Women's Amateur
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  Speaker 2: Open Championship at AUGUSTAA amateur. The way they say it,
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  Speaker 2: I think, I don't know you're right. Some reason they
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  Speaker 2: say amateur in golf, and I don't know why. It's
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  Speaker 2: kind of cool. I like it. But he was like,
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  Speaker 2: there was this Spanish woman who had the same putt
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  Speaker 2: I did, and she played it right edge and made it.
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  Speaker 2: So I had that in my mind and that was
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  Speaker 2: why I aimed right edge and I hit the putt
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  Speaker 2: I meant to hit, and it just broke a lot more.
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  Speaker 2: He said. Justin Rose, when the dust had settled. Two
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  Speaker 2: months later, they were out at something and they'd had
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  Speaker 2: some drinks and they finally like were talking about their
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  Speaker 2: round because they were in the playoff against each other.
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  Speaker 2: Justin Rose came up to him and he said, where
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  Speaker 2: did you aim that putt? In regulation, and Rory said,
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  Speaker 2: right edge, and it broke a lot more than I thought.
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  Speaker 2: And usually whenever I see people miss that pus thing,
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  Speaker 2: they miss it on the high side. And Justin Rose said, well,
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  Speaker 2: that would have been true if the pin position had
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  Speaker 2: been in the nine spot that day, if it had
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  Speaker 2: been nine paces on from the green, but instead it
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  Speaker 2: was ten paces on from the green and that means
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  Speaker 2: that in the ten paces on from the green spot,
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  Speaker 2: the green side bunker pulls the putt more left than
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  Speaker 2: the nine position does. And he was like, and given
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  Speaker 2: that it was one pace further, you needed to aim
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  Speaker 2: outside of the hole. And Roy was like, I really
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  Speaker 2: wish that I prepared for golf tournaments the way that
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  Speaker 2: you do. Justin Rose. I know that that was like
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  Speaker 2: as a golf nerd that we were all just speaking
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  Speaker 2: out this, like.
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  Speaker 1: So Justin Rose prepares more than Rory McElroy, I would know.
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  Speaker 3: How did he know the ten step the ten pace
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  Speaker 3: versus the.
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  Speaker 2: You have a you get given a card that shows
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  Speaker 2: the pin positions, and you know exactly where that pin
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  Speaker 2: position is. But what's crazy is that based on where
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  Speaker 2: that pin position is, anywhere you're putting from on the
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  Speaker 2: green has a different break. Yeah, and it would seem
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  Speaker 2: to me that Justin Rose and his caddy in all
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  Speaker 2: likelihood know from an encyclopedic standpoint that based on where
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  Speaker 2: their ball is on the green putting into that pin position,
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  Speaker 2: they know exactly how it's going to break.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy, probably for like every single course on the planet.
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  Speaker 2: Certainly the masters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking nuts.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah, what a great guy.
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  Speaker 1: So he is, he's on the tinier side because I
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  Speaker 1: always see him on TV and I'm like his peal.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he's he's very strong, he's very buff. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: he works out like a maniac.
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  Speaker 1: But you're saying that since he's like he has like
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  Speaker 1: these tiny short arms, like bench pressing really isn't even
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  Speaker 1: like a thing to him, you know, because he's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly right. You know. You look and you're like,
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  Speaker 2: is he even reaching full extent a wide grip and
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  Speaker 2: short arm.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a little he's doing the powerlifting stance. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just drop it like one one inch yeah yeah, five hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Pounds, Yeah, he's got like seventeen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that. You never know how big
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  Speaker 1: these guys are on television. Are there any huge golfers
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  Speaker 1: are like not fat, but like really tall or like
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  Speaker 1: super Jack.
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  Speaker 2: Has got to be pretty big Koepka. He's certainly very strong.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how tall. I played Michael Jordan's course
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  Speaker 2: the next day, Grove twenty three, and he is usually
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  Speaker 2: out there on a Friday, but he wasn't, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think that day. But I saw Wayne Gretzky, and I
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  Speaker 2: saw Dustin Johnson who's married to Wayne Gretzky's daughter, of course,
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  Speaker 2: and Dustin Johnson is like six four, he is maybe
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  Speaker 2: six five.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, so he's probably going to score.
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  Speaker 2: Is he partying DJ? Not that I saw, because he
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  Speaker 2: likes to He likes to party, Sure does, Sure does.
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  Speaker 1: Which makes you think that Wayno, and h MJ likes
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  Speaker 1: to party too.
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  Speaker 2: I know Wayne likes to drink. Yeah, Riggs played that
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  Speaker 2: course with Wayne Gretzky. Really Yeah, that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so deserving of his of his riches, Riggs.
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  Speaker 2: I love Gretzky. That's greight.
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  Speaker 1: Not not Gretzky, but Riggs.
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  Speaker 2: He is.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like Gretzky gets a gets a. I don't
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: want to say he's overrated.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: You think Gretzky gets slobbed off too much a little.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you watch the videos of him playing and
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: you're like, yeah, I mean, every half the guys can't
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  Speaker 3: even skate.
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  Speaker 1: He's playing against plumber Man. He's playing plumber.
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  Speaker 2: There are some greats from that era. Mark mess All
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  Speaker 2: you had to do to.
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  Speaker 3: Be great in that era was just not be an alcoholic.
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  Speaker 3: Just don't be fucking shit faced while you're playing.
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  Speaker 2: I disagree. I disagree. I still think that there that
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  Speaker 2: was excellent hockey.
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  Speaker 1: And did you ever see that way Wayne Gretzky did
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  Speaker 1: a foot race against the best athlete from every sport
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  Speaker 1: at that time, killed them and he he like won
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  Speaker 1: by like twenty meters or something like that. Like his
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  Speaker 1: his athleticism is off.
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  Speaker 2: The charge of the greatest.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, it's the greatest of all time.
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  Speaker 1: No no no, don't don't run from getting scathed in the
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  Speaker 1: comments right now because you're saying the great one wasn't
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  Speaker 1: so great.
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  Speaker 3: He's obviously the great one.
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  Speaker 2: Call it's called right now. We call fan over here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a big McDavid guy. McDavid has lost
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  Speaker 1: two finals in the Olympics in a row.
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  Speaker 2: McDavid's great player.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously, he's no Gretzky, but uh no Vein, I would
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  Speaker 3: put over McDavid.
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  Speaker 1: What about uh Cross?
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  Speaker 2: What about Sydney across?
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  Speaker 3: About the kid to I mean McDavid's never won a
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  Speaker 3: Stanley Cup, So it's like.
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  Speaker 1: So no Americans. You wouldn't put any Americans in that conversation?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on here? That was bo Hey, Harry, how's
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Rome holding up?
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I wanted to do a little temperature check on Roan.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I got information that Austin is taking Mook and Jerry
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: out to dinner tomorrow in Chicagot. No invite for the boy,
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: actually did? They did invite me, and I was like,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not flying to Chicago.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: For a dinner. That sounds like what what is it
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: in Jerry Maguire?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Where Jay Moore takes Jerry Maguire out and he fires
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: him in a very public place because he doesn't want
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: him to make a scene? Yes, doesn't Austin know that
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Jerry will make a scene no matter what?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Doesn't.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Jerry's making a scene more public might be more of
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: a scene, honestly.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: But he just wanted to get Mooke out, Yeah, Mook
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: out of his house?
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: What's going on with Mook's haircut's having a tough time.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: What's going on there?
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Well, he got he got the hair transplant that yeah okay,
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: sorry sorry, yeah, but he didn't shave. He didn't get
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: the full He thought it would be like a Petter
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: to go like like a hybrid, like don't shave the top,
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: keep the top hair and only get because he got
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: what you did. He got just the front and it
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: didn't it was It was tough. But he can finally
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: wear hats again.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Oh so it didn't take it. I don't know. If
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know, you know what makes me happy is
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: that he always wears that shirt I bought him. Yeah,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: that's his favorite shirt, the flannel. Yeah.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: I think he's been wearing it a lot because he
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: can't wear t shirts.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Don't do that. He told me.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: He's like, I've just been walking around in like underwearing flannels.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: You're telling me that this is his like recuperation. I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: think I think it's a I thought it was just
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: like going out shirt. I mean it might be.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Who knows, it's like a smock that he paints it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: This is his convalescence. I think he might.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's taken it all off since he
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: got back from Turkey.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: You can't. Yeah, it's locked on.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: You can't take it. It's like a chastity shirt.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, dude, his one true.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Love can take it off. I think it's a really
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: nice shirt. I don't know why he's I think.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: It's a great shirt too. I got to get him
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: another one. Yeah, he deserves a one to have Mabe
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: in Houston. You know, like when people get another dog
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: so that the other one has one to play with.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Of course. Yeah, I think that shirt he's an emotional friend.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Be in the closet next to something else. Don't some
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Japanese denim? Well I don't. I don't even really work
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: with him.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Why don't you guys go go shopping when you're in Houston.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we could do that. That's a good idea. I
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: kept some plannel.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I think people were really liking your Salvage dentimen in
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: the in that coffee making video that I put up.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Everybody's like his dnim is really nice.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And everyone was like making fun of how I'm
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: barefoot in my apartment, and I'm like, well I don't.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I don't really wear shoes in my apartment because I
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: keep it clean. I mean, I wear like hiking boots
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: and Harry's apartment you have to wear wear it one.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: So you gotta wear like gore text.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: You have to be elevated off by I'm.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Sold like, I don't even know if those are high
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: enough for Harry's apartment.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: You're going it's clean as hell, cleaner than ever, honestly. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: you eat that shit clean.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Just a carpet of needles on the ground.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: The fuck Harry. When Harry gets gets into bed at night,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: he has to sit on the side of the bed
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: and then with a brush.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Basketball players checking into a game and they went.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: He's got one of those sticky mats. Yeah, at the
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: foot of the bed.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: That's not true, but I will say at one of
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: my first apartments, I definitely had.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: To do that and it was nasty. That's pretty tough.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there'll be like crumbs and shit everywhere, right, crumbs.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: We just didn't keep it clean now though, I mean,
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I'm vacuuming. I've always got the vacuum out. If I
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: got spare time.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I'm using the vacuum.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Do you have dice and shark?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I got a coleman, I got a dice in and
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I've started vacuuming a lot because I have coffee grounds everywhere.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Of course, clean it up. You got to keep the
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: place clean.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: People were saying that you could keep in your coffee
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: your stove can affect the temperature, or like keeping it
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: in direct sunlight.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I know, I don't even really use the stove. If
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I'm honest, I'm not home at all these days, so
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not cooking that much. And if I am cooking,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I'm using my air fryer. Understandable. But they were upset
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: that I had jeans on and no shoes, and I
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: was close to leaving, so I was pretty much dressed.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: But for my footwear.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, why do people care if you were wearing
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: shoes in your apartment?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Listen, people come after me.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Do they want you to be wearing the other magazine
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: didn't have socks on.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: People come after me because I put myself out there.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Because you live your life. Yeah, I mean to be fair.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Francis cares about cleanliness in his apartment. He made me
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: take off my pants before I sat on his couch.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: He said no out. I made him pick off his
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: pants before he sat on my cock. He said, no
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: outside clothes on my cock yeah, you don't know where
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: those pants are at.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: People are really obsessive about like outside clothes on the
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: bed and stuff like that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I know, I used to. I remember the first time
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: some one told me, they were like, you're really going
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: to wear your pants on my bed. I'd never even
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: considered about that being an issue, But then now I
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: do kind of get it. I mean, I sit on
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: the subway, yeah, and there's some and then you see
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: the people that sleep on the subway.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I don't even think it's I think it's the people
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: that just have their bare ass on the subway.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the coming as their bare cummy ass, shit ass,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: their grilled cheese ass on.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: The subject on the subway.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I also like, are they like, are you
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: gonna get sick off of pants in the bed? Or
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: is it just.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: That's just like an insane germophobe. There's no way you're transferring.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I think it's valid that it is kind of gross,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: but like, I also don't think anything's gonna come of it.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Definitely not. Maybe not. I don't know though, That's how
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: you know, bed bugs get into clothing, get into the bed.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm less interested or less likely to put my pants
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: on a toilet seat than my bare ass cheeks, like
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's dirty. Or if I sat with
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: my pants on a toilet totally, then my my bare
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: ass skin, which is which is weird?
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Right? No, I don't think so.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: I've never really understood the whole, like like your ass
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: is clean outside of like the inside of it, but
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: it's like my ass is covered up all the time,
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Like my ass cheeks are clean as hell.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: So, like the the like sitting down on a toilet
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: seed has never really grossed me out because it's like
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming the other person is the same, but if
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: it's wet, well then that's pea and then what disgusting?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's terrible.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying, like if someone used my toilet
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: and then I went and used it afterwards, I'm not
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: going to that totally fine.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you are going, if you've thought about it,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: you are going ask to ask for that person.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going ask to ask, But it's like you
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: got to assume that person's ass cheeks are probably pretty
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: clean as well.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I guess the question is gun to your head. If
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: someone said both of you pull your pants down, bend
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: over and then back up until your asses are flush.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Would you have an issue? I would have no problem
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: with that. I mean, like I wouldn't want to do that.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: You know, that's not like.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't be It wouldn't be from a cleanliness point
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: of view. Yeah, but probably from your Layton homophobia.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: But like you'd have to.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Go ball sack to ball sack.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: That would be the risk, that's risking.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: You'd have to take bacteria transfer.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be. It'd be like those that that little
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: device where the two balls kind of a lawyers. Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because my balls are not clean at all, and
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: then you get your ball start rube goldberging off of
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: each other and create a chain reaction.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: No, I uh, the ass like even my my I
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: would say, my frontal region is not very dirty either.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Where are you talking about touch show me on the
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: doll where you're talking.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: About the frontal region the Netherlands.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about your penis shaft to the front
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: of your legs.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about the whole frontal region, the penis, the balls,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: the gooch.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: You know. Sometimes people are like, oh, you have a podcast,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: where can I find it? And I'm like I don't know.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: You should listen. These are those moments, Yeah, where there
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: are these people that I meet where I'm like, I'm
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: not even gonna tell you the fucking name.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Don't google it, don't find it. I'm just saying I
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: don't think.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: It's like a speakeasy you need a password.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's kind of like when you piss. Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: and there's a lot of pressure to wash your hands
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: after you pee, right from society as a whole. But
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: if you're in your own apartment and you go, like
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: say you're playing video games, you go over, you just
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: take a quick piss.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Is it necessary to go through a full wash aft?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say so.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean it almost feels harmful to the skin
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: of the hands because I'm peeing when I'm gaming, I'm peeing,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: I mean every fifteen minutes.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, but you're taking it right back to the controllers.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, why are you peeing so often? Because
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I'm drinking a lot of fluids, caffeine, water.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: And caffeine's a diuretic, so that'll get the pee out
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: at you exactly as you can get the liquid into you.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: So I guess that's my question.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Well, people say that, like, in reality, a lot of
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: people wash their hands after they touch their dick, but
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: you should wash your hand before. But what they don't
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: account for is shaft sweat. That that there can be sweat.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: You know, if you had a strenuous day or walking
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: in the heat, there could be a sweaty situation on
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: your on your shaft.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I could see that. I could see that.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I just feel still feel like like my hands get
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: sweaty a lot. They're a little sweaty right now. Yeah,
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: but I'm not rushing to the bathroom to wash them.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I will definitely wash my hands after I p but
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I sometimes will not wash my hands after I finger
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: because those are good enzymes. That's how you're gonna say
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: after you you want that, you want that probiotic culture. Yeah. Yeah,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: if you actually take that residue off your hands and
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: put it in some yeast, you can make sour. Though
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: a lot of people don't.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Know that called the mother.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: That's the starter, that's the start. This is my starter,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: pass down from generation to generation.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Like, look, I wash my hands. I washed my hands
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: out of course after I shit. I'm washing my hands.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: You have to well, because you don't know how to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: wipe without getting ship all your midst no idea.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: But if I'm pissing, like I would say, I'm shooting
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: sixty percent. If I'm pissing in public, I'm always washing.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, are you boys dude wipe men?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Always? You have some at the crib right now? Yes,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I do. Literally, I feel like we got other stuff
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: we can get into here. Yeah. I mean, let me
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: tell you one other quick thing. So I was telling
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: you that that when Trump comes on the island, they
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: shut down the road.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which islands Little Saint James or mar A Lago,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Palm Beach.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: But what's weird is that they shut down the road
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: pass mar A Lago, but you can pull up alongside
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: it and you take this bridge onto Palm Beach and
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: you can go south of Marla. And I did that.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: And when I say that, there were more heavily armed
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: dudes walking around. First of all, there were like four
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: different sheriffs there, which to me, I thought there was
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: only one sheriff in a county, in a town or
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: a county.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: So they were they what were they like? What were
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the were their municipalities or jurisdictions.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the what it's called in the.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: How could you tell there were different sheriffs?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Well, because they had the vest that said sheriff on it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: And then I saw multiple cars that said sheriff car.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think one sheriff has four cars in Palm
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Beach maybe, and they were all they all There were
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: a couple different sheriffs there, and then there were dudes
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: that were like paramilitary looking, and then there were just cops.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: But these were these guys were not fucking around. No, no,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: And I would when I say that I was driving
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: through there at three miles an hour, I mean mean
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: like I was going real real.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: To look or so because you were afraid.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: It's just my god, I don't want to do any
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go the wrong way. There's cones
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: all over the place. You kind of have to weave
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: in and out of this makeshift lane they've created. So
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: were you in West Palm Wow while we attacked Iran?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I was in Palm Beach while that we had was
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Trump there?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he started the story with.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Trump was there?
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Well, he said Trump wasn't there in the beginning, and
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: then he got there, right.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I think he flew in on Friday because he wasn't
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: there on Thursday.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Because there was a party to celebrate the bombing that night.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, and uh and yeah he flew. I
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: don't know where he was coming from. I'm assuming came
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: he come. He came down from Washington. Yeah, probably someone
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: someone told me that, like when he comes down there,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: he there's a cargo plane that flies multiple of the
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Cadillac Beast down. That's that's what it's called. That's what
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: that presidential car is called. Anyone buy it? No, I
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: don't think so. But he has he has a few
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: of them, because there's the one he goes around in,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: and then there are decoys. Yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do they all like the same license plate?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they're identical. Yeah, that'd be.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Pretty cool, or if it wasn't, it'd be like whoa, Yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: But that's that's every weekend. Oh yeah, that there's a
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: gigantic transport plane with like seven beasts ten pound Cadillacts. Yeah,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: that's insane coming in just to be the decoys.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: How much you think it would cost to get one
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: of those made the.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Beast probably like almost a million dollars.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Probably more, No, they bet I bet they've got some
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: shit that we've never even heard of.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably have the nuclear codes in there everything.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Do you think all of them are identical or one
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: is always.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: The There's got to be one that's better than the other.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: KI do like he's got to get in one one
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: like he's got. There's probably occasional times where he.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Gets in and he's like, oh this one, yeahs beast.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I thought, the young boy in me when I drove
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: by all that security and all that stuff, was like,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: this is fucking cool.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah it is.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: But then on Sunday, I was flying home from Palm
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Beach Airport and we taxied out from our gate and
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: the pilot said, all right, everybody, we've got some bad news.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: We were so close to making it, but we are
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: now going to have to hold for VIP, a VIP
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: package or something like that, which meant that Trump was
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: taking off with Air Force one airport and he gets
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: the runway and then the airspace.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yow, what is that five hour delay?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: No, it was only like half an hour. Oh that's
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: not bad. It wasn't as bad as I thought. But
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, well, yeah, this isn't really that cool.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: If you lived in Palm Beach, you'd have to deal
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: with this.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: All the time, all the time, all the But also
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: there's probably a lot of people in Palm Beach that
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: fly private. That's true, and or never leave Palm Beach.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: It's true, but I think that I don't know if
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Palm if they they might use Palm Beach Airport to
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: fly private. It's only fifteen minutes from the island. Oh wow,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a closer airport.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Did you go to the Breakers while you were down there?
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: No? Are you not a fan? It was it was
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: sold out and I just I was busy. I was
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: shooting golf stuff.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Or I didn't know if they have that that bar
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: with like the aquarium in it.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I think that was supposed to be really cool. Are
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: you talking about Kuchina?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Is that the name of the bar?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know Palm Beach that well,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: but like you know, I guess it's a cool place.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: It's a little weird.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: It's cool for a certain type of people. If you're
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: like a sixty five year old international businessman, it's probably
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: like an awesome place.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the saying somebody told me this, which was cool.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: They were Like I used to think that Palm Beach
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: was old and rich, and then I moved down here
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: and realized I'm neither or something like that. Like you
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: don't realize what it means to be old and rich
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: until you get to Palm Beach where everybody's like eighty
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: and has three Ferraris.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so insane.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: The amount of Ferraris and Lamborghinis is nuts.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because the entry fee to get into Palm Beach,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: because like Jupiter is super rich, like there's you know,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: thirty fifty million dollar houses in Jupiter, but like just
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: to be on the Palm Beach, the terra pharma is
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: a different level of wealth.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is. Hopefully. I used to think
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I was old and rich until I moved to Palm
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Beach and then I realized that was neither.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, that's what the saying was. Good ass
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: fucking thanks.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I think that's everything I had on Palm Beach. Just
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the Trump proximity was surreal. And on a more serious note,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: my brother in law is currently deployed in the Middle East,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: and this is the first time that like I've had
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: a true close family member deployed in pretty scary situation.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: And you know, my two nieces and my nephew are
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: like my three favorite people in the entire world, and
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I've spent a lot of time with them recently, and
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I just want to say that, like, I really admire
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: families that can soldier on while they're loved ones, fathers, mothers, whatever,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: are fucking under fire in active war zones. I don't
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: know how you sleep at night. I mean, I'm sure
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: they don't. I really don't know. I mean, you're what,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: you're what, You're going to bed, waking up hoping that
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: you have the right text every morning.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I'm sure there's like some so I'm sure there's comfort
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: in little things like I'm sure like knowing where they're at,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: where they are and stuff. I guess, like it's not
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: like everyone's like running into Iran right now.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Is bombing everything in sight? Yeah, they're sending they're just
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: fucking in spraying missiles right now. Well, they're attacking like Israel,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: mostly in American bases, in Dubai, Yemen, Kuwait, yeah, Jordan, yeah, everywhere. Yeah,
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: it's not good.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Sas is trying to tell you that you shouldn't be
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: worried about it, but I think that you're valid for me.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's what. I'm just saying that it
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: all got.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: A big deal what families go through and what soldiers do.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I was saying, like, there's probably I'm sure I was.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I meant like, I'm sure the families of the soldiers
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: probably have information that we obviously don't have.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I don't necessarily know that, like more information always makes
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: you feel better. I think in a lot of cases
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: it makes you feel more worse.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, I'm I'm what I'm What I
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: meant was like, like I would rather find out like, oh,
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: they're in this base that's nowhere near anything that's happening.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: But if if they're not, then yeah, it's probably pretty tough. Yeah,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: well that's what I think you're saying.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I'm agreeing.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I agree you're saying that it doesn't matter what the
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: soldiers going through.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: As not even close to anything that I've said.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Crazy say, and your brother in law has my deepest gratitude.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: And mine, and and that's what Dunce. Yeah, I'm sorry
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: that Sas is the way he is, so it's so weird.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: It's definitely, I mean affecting me on a personal level
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: right now. Weird crazy, you know, as a member of
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: the US military myself.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I well, you could qualify for USAA just based on this.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I care about the twenty percent off on Black Friday? Yeah,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: for active members of the military.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the one that Rob Gronkowski's always doing USA?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Does he even qualify for I.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Don't think so.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: I think I looked it up and it was like
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: he has no ties to the military at all. I
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: might be wrong about that. Who knows or someone.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's got to be a crazy situation. For how's
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: your family doing? Are they just pretty pretty?
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Uh? My folks are with my sister. You know, she's
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: got a one year old, a three year old, and
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: a five year old. It's like, how long is his deployment?
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Five months? Damn bad? Five months. It's a long time. Yeah,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: he just get deployed this weekend, like three weeks ago,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: four weeks.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Ago, because they knew in antimidation.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: No, No, that was when he was always scheduled to go.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Where's he at? If you don't mind, I don't know
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: if I'm allowed to say. I really don't know if
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I'm allowed to say I don't know. You don't. You
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: don't have to. It's not good. Yeah, yeah, he's not
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: in Portugal.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: That would be so sick to be in Italy right now. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: that's fucking nuts.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I would want to be anywhere
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: in like Europe, Europe, just anywhere in that region, that
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: whole region you're.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Talking about, a whole different region though.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: You mean, just not independent of the war. You don't
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: want to be anywhere from this. You want to be home.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I want to be on the left side of the
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: map right now.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: You don't even want to be in the office right now.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: You want to be homeles. We know this about you. No,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: I meant in Europe, my god, are you out of
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: your mind at a time of war. I just wouldn't
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: want to be anywhere.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: You barely made it to the office last Monday, and
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: you live up the block from the office. You were
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: adamant that you did not want to come in.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: I didn't want you guys to risk your lives.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: We also we sprinkle these funny things into the chat
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: BCC which check that out if you haven't, but uh,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: we had this. I was I got into the uber
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: first and then Ron got in the Uber and we
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: were going to go pick up Harry and I filmed
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Broan getting in. It was, you know, two feet of snow.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Joe vial Roan.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Here we go, snow day. Wow, we're doing it. Ah,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: get to Harry Francis turned that fucking thing off.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Oh why I opened the door and you got a
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: camera on my face? I have a phone, it's a camera.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: We work in content, not that kind of content, not
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: uber ring over to the office.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: You got often that you got out in the wrong
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: side of the bed that morning.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Sure did.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: But you got was coming off of a long weekend,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: That's what it was a lot of streaming.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: And the Austin dinner too, was was a week away
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: at that point.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, true, I should have known the Austin dinner
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: was looming and pending Austin dinner.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Alison's going to be on their ass. What if he
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: sends them off to war. What if he's like, you
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: guys are fucking so damn good at call of duty
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: that we actually need you guys to on lists.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: That wouldn't be any of us, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: It's not good because you're doing the administrative stuff though.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not. I've moved on to different games. I
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  Speaker 1: Really, no you don't, yeah, Val, No, you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Kilmer.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been playing val and CS. I'm a mouse
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  Speaker 3: and key guy. It's pretty fun.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: You're getting a new laptop, I think so, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: might go do that.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: After this, you might need to fucking slow down on
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: your electronics. This would be the last big one.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people get on you for spending on your lot morezoco.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: I have stopped and I have a I have a
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: new goal. All it took was a goal to get
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: me to stop spending, which is that I want to
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: save one hundred thousand dollars by the end of the year.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, save. I want to have it. That's nice.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I want to have I want to be able to
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: look at a bank account or an investment account and
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: just say there's one hundred thousand dollars dollars. Yeah, from
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: from this point forward, I have is what I have
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: to plan to. Uh.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I mean two thousand dollars a week. If that you
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: put aside could.
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  Speaker 2: Do it well, not quite a little more, just a
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• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Get him to one hundred thousand over the course of
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: a year.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: A lot. It seems like a lot, but it's not
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: so hard if I that are spun from endangered spider species.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: That was a sick shirt though, the spider shirt.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Feel this one, Feel this one? Have you felt this?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Feel that shirt? Silk? This is so bottom well, I
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: mean this is.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Also this is a really nice fabric on this too.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: You want to get in Oh my.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: God, I feel that all good over here?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Like if you like, rub some grease on it, it
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: might fucking disintegrate. It's really think fabric called kupro.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I've never got new fabrics, never even heard of it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: So the the the current MacBook pro tyler is that
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: what you have? How much is that? Or was that
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: the M five.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: What you're talking about? Why are you acting like he
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: bought it? If Barcell just gives everybody laptops? But there
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: is a guy over there, Tyler, who is now in
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: charge of the laptops, and he had a stack of
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: them on his desk, brand new ones. Because the ones
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: are a little bit more square. I mean, I assume
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: they're for editing, so they probably are, like they probably
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: have all the ram.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Classic classic os user here.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, big time, No.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I think those are the nice ones. But those are
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: M four not the M five.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Well, he probably has the M fives. How new is yours?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: His is old, like Tyler.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Four, that's still a solid piece of machinery. The M
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: five A and a proper gaming laptop are the same price,
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: kind of gaming laptop being a little bit more expensive.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Why do you need a gaming laptop because I travel,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: but you bring your steam punk? Yeah, but that thing.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: That requires uh, like I just want to be able
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: to like like first of all, that thing. It's it's
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: more or for handheld like games like independent solo person games,
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: not really like multiplayer online games, and I like multiplayer
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: online games, and the gaming laptop would kind.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Of just solve all those issues. It's got a bit
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: more advanced hardware. The seven women who listened to our
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: podcast all reached out to me and told me that
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: we should stop talking about gaming so much. No, guess
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: what bitches are you? Yeah? They're wrong. There got nothing wrong.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: We covered war from more masculine Huh.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: We still have more to We could still talk about
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: more and more about the war. I mean, we could
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: dive down that rabbit hole. Now I don't want to
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: talk about it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: No, I think you've said enough. I've said enough. People
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: aren't happy with me, but.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: That's okay, they're not What did you say?
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I said some stuff about Israel that people weren't happy about.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, that is what you're talking about. I thought you
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: meant just now when you insulted the families of active
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: duty military.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: No, I was kind of trying to twist that into
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: being more like, trying to make it not as dark,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: and I think I failed pretty brutally at it.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: It's sad to me is that when you piss on
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: the flag, you don't even wash your hands after. I
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: don't piss on the flag. First of all, sixty percent
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: of the time you wash your hands after you piss
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: on the flag. Do you have a flag in your apartment?
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Got ten? Now you don't? I got it. I'm a
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Decatha flagger.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: I got a flag on my I got I had
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: a flag in my bedroom too.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, on the floor. That's what you wipe your feet
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: on you step into the bed. Like man, it's really cunchy.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: To do have any flags except your Greatriots flag of course. Yeah,
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: of course, still got the right colors though, red by blue.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: I have my folded up flag for my grandfather.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where I've been to your apartment, I don't think
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I've ever seen it. Well, that's not really for for everybody.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: It's not art for public display. It's kind of more
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: for personal reference. No, it's not hiding it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: It's just like your Israel flag.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I just keep it in a private place where I
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: can access it. Just have like solemn moments alone with
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the country and the flag.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think everyone should.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't even put the flag on clothing
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: because that's not what you're supposed to do. That's like
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: uh franceisnosis. Yeah, you have the flag touch the ground.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to wear the flag ever. You're never
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: supposed to have the flag backwards, but you're not supposed to.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to do any time. You're not supposed
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: to change the flag in bastard, I have no putting stripes,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Like thin blue line is like against flag etiquette.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: That can't be flags telling me that the thin blue
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: flag a tree, it's brazen flagg a tree. Yes, you're
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: not to do it.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: What about the what's it called lgbt Q?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Bad, very bad, the worst. Really that can't be I mean,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: learn a little bit of it. Really is you're not
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: supposed to create alternative depictions of the flag. What about
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: the so the.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Pen I don't like to wear a pin. I think
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: people do.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Do a patch, like what if you got like that
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: stolen valor? Just what rocking an American flag patch?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's stolen valor? And someone could be like, where'd
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you serve? Where'd you do your PT? Your basic training?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: But that doesn't signify that you served, it suggests it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I like America.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: It's kind of asking for like five percent off at Coldstone.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: I mean maybe if you were rocking like multiple patches,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: but if you just a throat patch.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: People who are still doing stolen valor are almost deserve
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: the discount.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I think now's the time.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: You have you seen the videos online and you still
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: are brave enough to go out and do it. That's
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: like the same valor as a soldier.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's even that hard. I think you
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: just got to You just got to do your research.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: That's really all it is.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: You can either be.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Prepare for the quiz that's coming, be Rory McElroy.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Or you can be Justin Rose, Justin Rose. Have you
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: seen the clip of Tucker Carlson talking about Iran? There's
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: been a lot, Well, the one where he's he's I
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: think it's a live speech in front of a lot
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: of people and he's kind of speaking back and forth
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: with either an interviewer or maybe it's a debate. Yeah,
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, I've seen it. He's like, he's like
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Trumpets wants us to go after a run, a run, run?
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Since when do we have a problem with run?
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen him laugh? Yeah, it's like shocking.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a Harry Potter character almost. He is
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: a character.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: He's putting out some good content lately, though. Is he
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: his interview with Mike Cuckabee?
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: You watch that?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't see that one, but I did see
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: that Nick Foyantes went full lib. Yeah, is his lib
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: now crazy?
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I'll be a Tucker Crossing fan for life, Tuck ever lasting,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: over here for sure, Tuck for life.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: You've always been a shirt Tucker. You love Tuck and
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: it's just something about I think it's from your days
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: back as a Fox News contributor, that's right.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Do you put that as you're in your bio and
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: it's like.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: That's how he goes up at like the seller over Fox.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: News because I am not allowed that would be.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Stolen valor why you did contribute. There's so many people
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: that do ship like that in comedy.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Because I because I openly sort of mocked the network.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is when people put on their bio
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: like you may know him from Netflix or something like that.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: It's just weird that you're when people claim an entire network.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: That's like, that's that's been a thing for a while.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: But yeah, everyone does from the Comedy Central.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Anyone can go up and be like, you know him
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: from Serious xcent from Jimmy Fallon.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: What's so funny to me is when a host has
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: not spoken to you before and asked you what you
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: want your credit to be, Yeah, and then they just
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: go up and they're like, all right, this next guy
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: you've seen him on Comedy Central It's Tonight show and
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: you're like, I've never done either of those things. Someone
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: did that to me.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Someone said that I had a special on like Netflix
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: or something like. I think it was right after I
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: put out my Don't Tell said and they like, he's
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: got a brand new special on Netflix. It was like
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: not quite YouTube dot com.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: In Pittsburgh. The staff came into the green room. They're like, listen,
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: totally fine if you don't want this, but we got
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: a local kid here. He actually works, he's bartending, he's great,
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: he's open for a few of the people that have
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: come through here. Any chance you want to throw him sometime?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, sure, he can go up first
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: and bring up Brandon. And he came back and nice kid.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: You know, it was very quiet, and asked Brandon how
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: he wanted to introduce him. And then Brandon went up
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: and he did two shows, and the first show he
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: finished his set and he was like, all right, everybody,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: are you ready to get this show started? Please welcome
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: your first comic, Brandon Bard, Brandon Barrera.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: He made a French yeah hardeaux, yeah yeah, And I
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: was like, I wonder if Brand's gonna address it, and
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: he didn't.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: And then the second show, Brandon like I think told him,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: was like, hey, just to clarify, it's Barrera. And the
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: second show he brought him up as like Brandon Bill
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: a Bong or some ship like got it dead wrong again. Yeah,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: that's tough, and uh, I was like, oh boy, that's
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: so fucked. You gotta get the names right. Yeah, you
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: have to.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Get it, or at least, I mean, Brandon should just
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: be cracking and cracking a slick one about that. Tell him,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: tell them what your name is. Yeah, so if they
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: want to google you afterwards or whatever.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: I've been on shows where that are like past the
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: mic shows, and I've I've had to bring someone up
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: and I have to like write down their name. Yeah,
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: that's fine, And then the entire like the last like
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: five minutes of my set every time, I'm like trying
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: to like like trying to reread it to see what
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: the name is because I never, I never can remember that.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: That's fine. I don't think there's anything wrong in a
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: show like that. I'm just being all right, everybody, that's
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: my time, next step please welcome, Yeah, take it out.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: And you can fake it too. You'd be like, oh,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: who's next?
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Oh this guy?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Oh I love him.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: When you read the name, you know, the text like
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: it just came through. Oh this is who's next.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys could be very excited about this one.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: What is the or what were gonna say something? No? No,
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: what what is the largest purchase that is socially acceptable
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: to make using cash? Great question?
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: That's not a drug deal?
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: What a great question? Where is this coming from?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: He wants to buy with cash?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Why do you want to buy it with cash?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Because I don't feel like using my credit cards?
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Like I don't want to.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: I want to, I want to buy it, but I
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: don't want to spend money. And I've had a lot
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: of cash for a while, and I'm like, I may
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: as well just use this. It's like fake money, so I'd.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Never use it. Wow.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I saw I was in the Louis store a couple
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: of weeks ago, and I saw somebody buying Louis bags
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: with calf Like how much? I mean, that's thousand, that's
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: probably how much the laptop would cost, like a couple
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: of Louis bags, and just like counting out hundreds.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: But do they like if you go to a Best
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Buy with three thousand dollars in cash that are all hundreds.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: If they have to take it, it's legal tender.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Do they though, I think they're gonna be like absolutely not.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: What I don't know, No, no, no.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I think especially when you're flashing the benjamins.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: What. Oh, there's a lot of places.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, the bigger bills are worse for us.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: I think they think they're fake.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: They'll check it, use a little red marker. Any place
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: that has taking cash, they first off, you have to
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: take legal tender. Like you can't not take legal tender.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: That's like when the people go and pay a parking
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: ticket in all pennies, that's legal because they can't not
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: take it because it's legal tender too. It's legal tender.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: So you think if you went in and you made
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: it like you don't think I'm gonna be getting like flagged.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Who's flagging you?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Like? Where did this guy just come up with? What's
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: always paranoia coming from? I don't know.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: I've always been like weirdly about the cash, like I've
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: always been paying note about even bringing it to the bank.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: That's why I've always had it.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Don't bring it to the bank.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Why because They're gonna be like, where'd you get all
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: this fucking cash.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: The point of the whole point of being paid in
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: cash and having cash is that you don't have to
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: pay taxes on it. Yeah, but you still do. Not
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: the cash this spot.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Spot paid from the last five years.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Fine, fine, fine, fine fine, But by and large, if
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: I have, if I'm given a whole bunch of cash,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: in general, I hold on to it. I use it
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: to pay for, you know, cleaning. That's what I've been doing.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: I've just always just held onto it, and just like
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: when I need cash, I just grab cash.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever encountered actual counterfeit money?
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: No, but I was at I've I think all the
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: stems from I was in Boston years ago and I
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: was at the McDonald's in in the at the train
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: station and I paid with someone paid with like an
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: one hundred dollars bill, and I remember them being like
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: like they made a fuss about it, and I was like,
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: do people not like when you pay with one hundred
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: dollars bills?
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Because they're like fake? People think they're fake. They take
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: that little marker.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: And the red marker. One time I was driving from
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia to Maine on a road trip and I was
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: driving with just a friend of mine. This is you know,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: ten plus years ago, and we stopped at a strip
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: club that it was called the Office Cafe, and it
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: was disgusting, and it was probably called the Office Cafe.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: So when you paid on or it was on a
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: credit card or some kind of statement, people are like, oh,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: it's the Office Cafe. And it was a disgusting and bad.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: By the Office Cafe billboard.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Just a girl, yeah, just leg up in the air.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: But the bartender behind the bar when we asked for
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: change to tip, gave us all counterfeit money. So we
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: gave a twenty dollars bill or forty dollars or something
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: like that, and they gave us forty dollars in fake
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: ones or mostly fake ones, some mixed in. And I
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: think they thought they were getting over on us. So
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: if we took some of that money home with us, but.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: We were just getting it back.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So they're really just duping their own strippers. Yeah,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: whoever is working behind the bar is just duping their
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: own strippers into us giving them monopoly money that we're
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: just throwing on.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: You think that's like a cyst do you think they
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: have like a system, probably, but like people to tip
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: with fake cash.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: If they had just given us the real money, then
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: they would have got the strippers would have gotten the
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: real money. So they're entering all this like paper, fake
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: money into the system that doesn't need to be in
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the system because we were going to throw it all anyway.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: That feels like the most insane thing I've like. It
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: was so stripper and getting home and being like every dollar,
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: why is every dollar fake? What did I just do
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: for the last six hours?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Every dollar? And they didn't realize it. It's just such
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: a It was such a bizarre system.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: The fake ones inside my thong for hours. It's printer paper.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: It really was. It's like it was so visibly we're like.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Like, fuck up the scissors a couple of times.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Just like cutting them. It just like hits them.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Dude. I knew these two brothers who they had a
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: ton of cash and they they went to a casino
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: to buy a bunch of chips and then like gambled
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: a little bit and then cashed out and got the
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: money from the casino so that they wouldn't it wouldn't
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: be traceable, Mmm laundering. We call that washing the money.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: That's money washing, I think maybe. And then they what
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: did they do? Then? They they had they owed money
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: to the like the bank for the farm that they owned,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: and they paid off the loan with that cash. And
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: what was ironic about it was that the loan they
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: then they took out it. They made a trust through
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: the very same bank that had they paid the loan
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: off from not bad, not bad.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: And then really smart friends, well the boat.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: The bank didn't know that they'd actually found some oil
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: on the Oh shit, yeah, what's this. I'm thinking of
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: that movie Hell or High Water. That's what that was.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: That's one of the best movies I've ever seen.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is what that was. I thought that was
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: a real life thing. I didn't know.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that's what it was like. I knew
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: it was obviously a movie. I just couldn't think of it.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've seen Hell high Water. I forgot
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: that was in that movie and not in my real life.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: It could have been in your real life, though. Are
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: you sure I had anyone who's found oil? I'm from Maine.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: I was surprised. Have you never seen that? No? Oh,
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: it's one of the best, like four or five times
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: a banger. I just wanted Chris Pine, Ben whoa what's
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: his name? I don't know the name, be something h
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: fucking the Foster that sounds right. It is.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: So he's the best actor, one of the best.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Actors I've ever seen. I saw him in broad and
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Broadway with Alec Baldwin in a play and he was
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: the best actor I've ever seen.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: He's amazing. He was in uh, I mean, he was
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: in a three tender Yuma. He was in uh.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: It's Jeff Bridges, Jeff Bridges, yep and Chris Paine and
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Ben Foster Ron.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: If you haven't seen this, you have a treat. It's
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: one of the best. Have you ever seen? Like wind River?
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Uh No, I've seen Moon River. You haven't seen wind River.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: I think you should watch Hell or high Water first,
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: then Wind River, and then watch wind River. I mean,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: when have you seen it?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Action flicks?
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how to call them action. Oh,
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Hell or high Water is a heist flick.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough to bring that ship home to my way.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, these aren't like we're not not we're
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: not recommending like like these are like.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Wind rivers movies. Wind River might be a little I
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: mean wind River is a dark movie like rape scene
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: literally it is. Yeah. But but and the hellor High
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Water is is totally safe, Okay, there is. Yeah. In fact,
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I would have your boys watch it. I'll put it
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: in front of my boys first. And wind River, no,
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not, that's not appropriates.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make my seed watch something like.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I want them to be prepared for life. God damn
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: it and everything that's thrown their way, this will not
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: be done their way.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: We certain you boys know when you're running away and
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: it's negative thirty, don't run wayd River is.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I wish I could watch that movie for the first
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: time again.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: It's good. I watched the same with Hell or in
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: high Water or high Water rewatch that one. That one up.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: I've seen them will be like ten times.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, then how did you not know what? I
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: don't know?
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: The oh, I don't know because you were describing.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: It in like a weird because we said it happened
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: to you, and he believed.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: You telling the plot of the base for the first
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: five the first like thirty seconds, I believe you. And
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: then you say something that's insane, and then I'm like, Okay,
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: he's joking.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: This is just about that I've.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Already no, No, I think I got it right away.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: And I didn't even know what movie it was.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Nobody thinks you had you had any the movie, I know,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: but I could tell that he didn't have friends that
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: were laundering money and had found oil. You're like, oh,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: we said the found oil.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Than obviously I knew.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Think I have to give you more and larger and
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: larger crumbs, you know, to the point. Sorry, I believe you, guys.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I'll stop, I'll stop. I do admit. I know that
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: this bit is not funny to anyone else. No, it's
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: my bit, and I don't want you to find it funny.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: I know it is good. It's a good bit. I
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: came up with it myself.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: If I knew that if it was a movie, I
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: knew I would have been. I was looking for something
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: that I could add details to, but I just didn't
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: know the movie add details.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: I just don't know that would be good if I
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: was bad.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: If I could piggyback, and I just couldn't piggy back.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: That's my fault.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: I just don't know how you haven't seen either of those.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just stuck watching Bravo shows, Dude, I'm just trapped
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: in the matrix of Bravo shows.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Stock watching Bravo shows.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: You're putting them on, right, is making you watch.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Rhode Island's coming up? It's gonna be incredible somewher else,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Southern Charm.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: I watched Requin for a Dream.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: No you didn't.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Requiem for a Requem, Requiem Requiem.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: You watched that.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't think it was that dark.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I've never seen it, and I won't watch it because
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I'm afraid of what it will do.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: It's really not just crack the book, brother, is that it? Yeah,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: it's really not as like. Plus, I think it was
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: probably super fund up when it came out.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: You're like, this is pretty much how everyone lives.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: This happened happened to multiple Yeah, yeah, nobody lives like that.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: I forgot about the ass to ask part.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: That part's crazy ash to ass as. You can only imagine, No,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: I know I have heard of it about that.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: You can only imagine what the ass to ass is.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: I do love that. I used to have a huge
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: crush on that actress, whatever her name is. I totally
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: forgot about the ass.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: How do you forget? That's like the crown scene of
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: that movie.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: I always the scenes that I was always paying attention
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: to was the lady on the diet pills.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's creepy too, but that's part was a super
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: creepy predecessor to Adderall. Yeah, like now everybody's cracked out, like.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: That's what I was.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: That's what I mean, Like that that doesn't even happen
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: anymore because that's just what people are like now.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: But the way they present it is dark.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do we have anything else? I feel like there
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: are other things I'm excited to talk to you guys about, of.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: Course, I mean the big things from let me think
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: of what I did this weekend.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Do you have you watched it? Speaking of recommendations, you
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: have a treat waiting for you if you start watching Neighbors.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Oh it's so funny. You watch the new episode.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so good. The way that they reveal details
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: about the characters and that show, it's so funny is amazing.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: It's half an hour. It's a light commitment.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: That's a light commitment, and it's funny as all hell.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. Funny is all damn get out.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: The cat Lady was so funny, too perfect. Oh that's
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: your favorite episode?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: What yesterday? When I got home to La Guardia? Do
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: you know that sign when you go down the escalators
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: to where the baggage claim is, there's a huge, like
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: colorful New York sign.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: What depends on what side you're coming from.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: You're coming from the right or the left. The gates
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: that if you go through security are to the left, so.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: You're coming from the left. So that's the one that
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: goes way down to the steep one.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Well, they're both pretty steep. They both go all the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: way down to the baggage claim.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's one that kind of pops out more
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: towards like the uber zones thirteen and fourteen.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: The one that goes past the when you walk past
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: the Starbucks. Yeah, go down, Not that one, the one
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: from the other side. Oh okay, the one.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: From the other side. I'm there now.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you go down and there's this big decorative New
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: York sign. It's in all these different colors. It's kind
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: of right in the middle of post. Yes, a woman
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: had her stupid, little fucking dog in a bag, and
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: she put the bag in front of the sign and
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: then stepped away and was taking photos of it, and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: I just was I walked by. I was laughing, yeah,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: and I was like, make sure you get its good side.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: And she's taking photos for a while and then she'd
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: go and like pull its head more out of the bag. Oh,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: she was taking photos of the dog. The dog. She
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: just like put the dog down. The dog was taking
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: photo shackled inside the bag with its head popping out,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: being like, what are we moving anywhere? What are you doing?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: We're home, let's go. Yeah, she was influencing her dog.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Who do you think abuses the system? More people who
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: bring their dogs on plane that aren't actual service dogs,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: or people who who are commandeering wheelchairs at airports.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: I mean the wheelchair I think is more Indian people.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: No, No, I was gonna say the wheelchairs is more
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: annoying because I've seen it at the airport where the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: wheelchairperson rolls up and they've got a they've got a
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: crew of fifteen with them and they're all boarding.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Early and sometimes they're all in wheelchairs. Yeah, and they
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: like they couldn't be more.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Every one of them walks.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're Olympians.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: People get to the airport and suddenly they're paralyzed.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Brief note, I want to clarify something from our dispute
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: from the last episode where you said that you will
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: not let someone who's been late to their flight cut
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: in front of you. No, I didn't say that.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: I said I would never do that, But I also said.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: That like you also said you wouldn't allow it if
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: it's multiple people. Of course, not if it's like a family. Yeah, no,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't allow No. What if it was just one person.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: They'd have to make a pretty convincing case. I wanted
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: to clarify this, and I'm something in return. I was
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: only talking about if you're at the front of the line,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then they come in from the side.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about the middle of the line.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: So when people are like they're waiting in line and
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: like say you're super late, or say let's say Wit
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: is super late, and he what he just walks directly
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: to the front, and it's like I gotta get He.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Kind of comes around the side and he like lets
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: you in the front. Know, and a person who works
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: for the airline or the fucking TSA, people like guys
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: my flight's in ten minutes. I'm so sorry. Is there
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: any chance that I could go in front of you
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: and I would say absolutely, thank you for asking in
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: such a nice way.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Depending on the scenario, the person, when my flight's leaving,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: if I'm in a bad mood, that those are all factors.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: It's amazing that I thought that would be like a
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: really one sided consensus thing, but it was just as
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: divisive as everything.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Well, for instance, I think that I saw some people
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: saying this, and this isn't my opinion, but I just
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: have heard this. What's the difference in that scenario than say,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: somebody who's really late for something and they want to
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: drive along the shoulder.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Of a highway. Oh, were they comparing that they were
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: an exit? They Let me tell you something. If someone
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: using the shoulder rolled down the window and said, hey, hey,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry, we're late, we're extremely late. My wife's
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: in labor, I'd say, go ahead, go ahead. Oh it's
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: their attitude. No, it's the explanation, it's the justification.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: But I think if you're cutting the line, I don't
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: think just the person in the front deserves hear that explanation.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, I know, so you broadly, you addressed as many
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: people if there.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Was one individual person going through the line and they're going, hey,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: I'm really late, I gotta get up.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah go. I think I should also add that I
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: am legitimately never late for flights, so I don't do
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: this at all.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: I don't even want to get I don't even want
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: to go down that path because I'm worried. If I
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: do it, then that's just the norm now, right. But
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: now every time I get to the airport, I'm like, guys,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: I'm really late.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Cool if I just squeeze right through, you get away
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: with it once you get.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Do it every time, because I think that's how WIT.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: I think that's just how WIT flies. He's like, there's
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: never there's never a line.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Rico told me that I left out the most. One
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: of the funniest parts of the story was that was
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: getting through with his golf bag or something and he said,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm late. I got a work trip and
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: so on in the line was like where do you
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: work the PGA tour?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: So he was getting it so people were mad at him.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: People are yelling shit out.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: They're hollering.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: But how was he even trying to get through with
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: the golf bag at the security.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: It must have been it must have been a shoulder bag,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: not as clubs had a golf themed theme up here.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: But let's the full story. I think it's important to
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: be specific about the scenario and we'll put this to rest.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: But I'm talking about the protocol for me for what
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: makes that acceptable is one, you have to solicit the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: help of an official. Yes, right, you have to let
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: the powers that be a uniformed officer. No, here's my ticket.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: What do you expect me to do? And usually that
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: person will usher you to the front. I'm not gonna
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: just represent myself in court here, No, no, and go
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: up and beg for the forgiveness of the masses. I
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: need a shepherd.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to have a degree in public speaking.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: If you're going to address the entire tsa line at LaGuardia, friends,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: lend me your ears.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna get it hostile in there quick. Yeah.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I just feel like, uh, I don't know, you did
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: sway me more than I thought with your X one.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: I mean I don't think I'm like I came more
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: to your side than I thought I would. I thought
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: it was a very I was very sure of my point,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: and then you explain yourself. And I thought about it
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: for a while.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: But either there is a decency level where it's just like, yeah,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: just like let the person in then grumble about it.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's been dozens of times
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: that people have cut.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: If you see a fucking mother with a little kid,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: she's got her hands juggling all kinds of shit, kids whining,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: holding it by the hand, pulling it along. Hi, I'm
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: so sorry, really late, and we're going to miss the flight.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: My husband's coming home from the Middle East, you know,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: and we're meeting him in Florida, and it's where he's
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: touching down. We're desperate to be there for when he
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: gets off his transport plane he spent two years.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: I think they got another one coming in about an hour.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: I should have thought that.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there's actually a flight in Newark. If
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: you want to leave now, touch that, Yeah, you would do,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: you would do.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: That's one of the things that scares me the most
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: is having to fly with my kids. It's good. That's
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: such an insane undertaking. Yeah, I'm terrified of it.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Everything, it's all changing for you too. Is there any
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: general line, no TS check, no clear.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Is there any part of you that just is going
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: to be like, we're not traveling for three years.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've heard that argument, but I've also heard
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: the argument that, you know, you either change your diapers
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: in New York, you change your diapers in Paris. You know,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: you're just changing diapers one way or the other.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: I guess that is true. I would just be I
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: would be worried about the other passengers. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: guess that's what you're worried about the whole time.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: It's just the kids gonna throw a fucking hissy fit
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: like they've never done before. Yeah, like a new type
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: of temper tantrum.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to be just.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: On the plane. I've never seen this happen before.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: You want to take it. I was on the plane
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: and I was sitting in the aisle in row ten,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: the first row after class. I'd gotten promoted to comfort
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: plus and I had an aisle seat. So as the
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: plane was boarding, every like fourth or fifth person knew
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: who I was. And one guy they're coming from like
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: golf trips obviously, So this guy saw me and he's
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: walking up and he comes up and he goes, he goes,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: hey man, big fan, and he turned to his girlfriend
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: behind me or behind him, and he goes, this guy
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: got fired from barstool. I'm like, what, that's hilarious those
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: things back to back. You don't need to introduce me
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: that way. You don't even need to introduce me at all.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: That is not a credit in my favor. Why would
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: you say why would you tell her that? That doesn't
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: provide any context to stand there and be like, hey, yep,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I got fired.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Tell yeah, uh that's so.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: And then as they keep up the good work and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: kept going, and I'm like, what the did you say? Like,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: I got the job, I got the job back? Oh
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I was I was stupefied.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so brutal, that's so nasty, that's so funny.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Have you guys been to a post office recently?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: I have to go to one tomorrow morning.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: I went to a post office this past weekend and.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: It was hell, is it are they still throwing to
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: There was so much to being thrown like you can't imagine.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Because I'm trying to I was trying to get I
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: got passport pictures taken for That's what I'm doing tomorrow morning.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: And then I was going to expedite and go to
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: the open hours of passport. There was nobody there at
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: the passport desk, just a mass of people, and I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: tried to do a lap just to try to find
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: out what was going on. And there is a dude
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: with a half smoke blunt just in his mouth, just
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: like yelling like, man, you better.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: Move this fucking.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I don't got time for this blunt, like still burnt
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: to a Chris you could see, just like shouting into
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: the air at nobody better move this line alone quick,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: just like pissed.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Did he work there?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: You know he was? He was just one of the
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: people in line, just like bitching to the air. Nobody
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: apparently worked there. But like they were, they were telling people,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: and it was only white people they were telling. They're like,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: you could come to the front, and like you are,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: you're getting rid of these packages. You already have them
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: like labeled or something. But obviously this is causing a
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: racial divide.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Within the Oh they were strictly targeting.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: No, they're bringing the whites to the front of the line.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, so did you say something the hell? I mean?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Because they obviously they had done.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: So obviously what ron they obviously was.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: They're obviously better at sending mail.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: It's like we're hiring standardized tests commit I don't know
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: where do you want me to stop?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: They wanted to get them out of such a hostile
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: environment sooner.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: So wait, how bad was the process? Because I have
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: to do this tomorrow. I bailed. You left.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: There was nobody that came to the desk to even
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: start the queue of taking your number and getting the
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: on moving.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Nothing ever happened.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: And you there, like did you already have like what
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: is it the Q eleven?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Is that what it's called?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I just have pictures and I just want to get
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: the book. Yeah, I don't know, I want to get
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: the ball.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: You went in very unprepared. What's the Q eleven?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: You have to have like all these forms and shit
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: ready to get So.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: There was a stack of where you should have the
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: forms on the walls. It was all empty, like you
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: should be able to take a form, there's nothing there.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to bring your own shit. You got
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: to print it out there.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: It was like a bomb hit hit.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: It was for what it's worth. I think you guys
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: are doing this all wrong. I know I did.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: It was it was on a whim. We got the
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: pictures taken. We're like, we don't even have a trip.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: You didn't have the appointment. I got a new passport
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: simply from having someone take a photo of me with
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: their phone against a white wall. Yeah, and then I
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: did the whole thing online and it said it would
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: take six weeks and it came in two weeks.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: You didn't have to go to the post office now
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: and have everything like sent in and.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Shit, mm, now I'm renewing my passport. That's probably what
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: you don't have a passport. I lost mine well a year.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: It was the same thing. I think. I think that
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: if you you know it's lost or expiring passports.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: I did the FedEx thing where you pay however much money,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: but then you still have to mail everything in.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: No. No, I didn't have to do any of that.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: You did it all online.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: And there's other ways. There's what you can pay to
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: get an expedite I did. I paid a ship a
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: ton of money.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Doesn't that seem a little crazy to you? But like
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: you can pay more to break through a government bureaucracy.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know that's the like indicating you know,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: it's no, it doesn't make the entire but we're not
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: going to that's something that should be standards. Yeah, unless
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: you're like a disaster has happened. I lost my passport.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: I need a rush from traveling in three days. Yeah,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: but I guess maybe that's why they I was.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Going to South Africa a few years ago, and you
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: need to have it can't expire within six months of
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: when you're leaving. So mine wasn't expired. But I still
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: needed to get a new one. So I went to
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: a place to get it expedited and they said come
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: back on Tuesday, we'll have it for you. That's seven
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: days from today. And I got back on Tuesday, they're like,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: we don't have it. And I was like, well, you
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: guys said you'd have it. And they're like all right,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: hang on, and they went to the back and then
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: they came out with the passport. Yeah, like they did
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: it like that. They're like they put it together with paper.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a thing.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: It was insane and it was.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Just like a fucking I Fix It repair show.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They just did it in the back really quick,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: like oh, we said it in my bad Like yeah
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: they did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you break if fe Yeah, let me let me
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: just chop in the back real quick. And they just
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: brought it out and it's like a real passport, Like.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: What is there? Like a machine?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Could I've just got it on the
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: first day I came in because.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Did you just get that from Congress? How did that down? Yeah?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: I got to do that. I'm going to look into it.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: I go to this place that I want to.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: Everything I've done though, has said that like you need
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's because I lost mine.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but they're all.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: It all says like I have to go. I have
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: to schedule an appointment with the post Office, which I
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: did for tomorrow morning, and then I have to go
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: in with like a folder with my birth like proof
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: of proof of citizen citizenship in America, and then I
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: need I need like a bunch like birth certificate license,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: and then this Q eleven form and then I have
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: to pay a fee to the post office and I
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: have to get my photo.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Someone is getting rich off of all this shit. Yeah,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: somebody there's a middleman somewhere that is just lying.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Whoever makes the book, I guess whoever makes the Blue
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: book printing money.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: The Blue book is outdated in and of itself. That's
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: such like an East Germany, like oh your paypos, like
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: having like your let's get a fucking just a car
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: a pamphlet of your papers is so fucking ridiculous. It
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: should be literally something on your phone that you're like,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: yeah it is, yeahsport real ID, like I scan with
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: my eyeballs or something. Yeah, like having something they put
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: a stamp in.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: It's very Why do we get the real ID if
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: it doesn't count as like shouldn't.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: When people bragged to me that they have multiple passports,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: I think they're traders. Yeah they are. I think that's
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: the most unpatriotic thing you can do. It is, Oh,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: you're gonna claim dual citizenship so you can choose the
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: shorter line of customs. Yeah, while I'm holding it down
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: here for.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: The un Yeah, you fucking bomb.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: While I'm waiting in line to make sure that everyone
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: in America is doing what we need to do to
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: keep moving forward together.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Hero, did you you got the when is the global
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: entry stuff?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: It's already brother, did you sign up? I signed up?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: The thing didn't happen. Oh you gotta choose your slot
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: or whatever. I choose your slot. I don't need to
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: do that because I think I'm good for another eight years.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: God damn, that's so nice.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: I stay up to I stay up to date on
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: all of my credentials.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah you do. I'm like, people say that about.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: You, They say that about you.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: That guy can go anywhere those words follow you.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Go, except for any other nationality line of customs. Because
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: I only want a US.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Passport where at least you know you're free.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Look as a military family, you know it's important. Yeah
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: that you.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Pretty stand behind the stars and stripes.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you bailed on the passport.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: I mean it was you would have bailed too.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: I'm just worried that I'm gonna get there tomorrow and
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna it's gonna be hell.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: If you're going to the post office places, it's gonna
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: be hell. But it says I have to there's every Tom,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Dick and Harry is going to that post office place,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: which one every like the general pop like uh, passport
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: processing station that you have to go.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: You have to go somewhere different. So where would you
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: have to What do you do?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: You just texted a dude and said, hey, I need
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: a new passport.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Can I be honest with you. I don't feel like
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: I've been part of this conversation for like ten minutes
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: you had. And by the way, that's not me being petulant.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: I'm loving that you guys are talking about I have
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: no idea what you're talking about.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I need you to come and tell me how
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: to get my passport.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: What's the question. I just want to know how I
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: can do this without having to go to the post office.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: My brain was a hundred miles away. I was envisioning
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: myself in the military, which was something I dream about
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: a lot. I was like, in the place where you
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: choose your guns and stuff, Yeah, it's definitely And I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: was really going down that rabbit hole. I was strapping up.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: You choose your guns like that's a buffet.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: I was smacking magazines.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: I don't think the US military like lays it out
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: on a table and the.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Armory your choice. I mean the armory. Yeah, they you
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: get the standard gun. No, no, no, not if you're
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: a seal like me.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see which he is.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. With the p civic missions require specific types.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: A seal, you probably get to pick from a couple
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: of trinkets, but I don't think I think they're still
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: picking your man.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: I think you got a warehouse of any type of weapon.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: For your secondary dream maybe for your secondary neo.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: And the matrix. I need guns, lots of guns. That's
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: what it is. Trust me. Now, you don't want to.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: I know the military.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: When I was going into college, I think I briefly
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: considered like going to like army or Navy or something
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: like that. And my mom still brags the people about
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: it today, as if I had joined.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: The That's like that Louis bit That's so fucking good
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: where he congratulates himself for giving his seat in first
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: class to an active duty military person. He's never actually
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: done it, but he feels proud of himself for doing it.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: I thought, and my son was going to list.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Harry, I, I you can do the whole thing online.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think you can. I'm not okay.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Looks, why would Francis e a lie to you?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: Because I feel like there is something that I have
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: to do that I that I that you didn't have
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: What is this? Are you throwing this at me? That
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: is not okay with my sergeant? Now he uh, he
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: must have to keep that away from me. Okay, I
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: don't want that will severely limit my ability to achieve
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: higher rank. Here, Francis, why don't you need you need
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: this more than me.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: I heard that the best air force in the world
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: obviously United States Air Force. Second best air force in
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: the world Japan. Yeah, the Navy, United States Navy Force.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: That's very good. I like that. I like that. Isn't
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: that nice?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: That nice to think about.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: That's real Americana, American the.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Best one and the second best one. Lucky they don't
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: fight against each other, gotta separate the boys.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Fourth best air force Coast Guard. Coast Guard. Yeah, ghast Guard.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: The third best is Canada.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: That's incredible. It's not getting there.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: They doing some impressive stuff over in Canada.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: No, it's definitely China the third best. I would say
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: they probably got a pretty good.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: China, then Russia.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Have you seen any of those videos of like the
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: planes and ship dog fights.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, those are crazy, saying the way that the pilots
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: are like, yeah, they're like dropping dropping stuff to get
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: the missiles off their ass. Yeah, probably sound like a
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: dumb ass.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Also a shocking amount of just straight up video game
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: footage that like major.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Like a posting.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is nothing like, isn't this Battlefield four?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Is this Valorant? Isn't this red Dead Redemption?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: I watched some trench trench warfare footage from Ukraine the
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: other day. Oh yeahs yeah, that's pretty what made you
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: do that up? It was dark, trying to see what
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: I'm up against it.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can watch that on just like anything.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy. They're still fighting in the trenches like
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: it's World War One, just fighting over like a couple
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: of feet of land.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: They was straight out of all quiet on the Western Front.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's dark. That's spooky as hell. Nation today
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: should just talk it out.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: There needs to be a talk a conversation. All right, Right,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: we've been going for a while. Oh yeah, sure did,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: like over an hour and a half. All right, thank
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: you guys for listening. We'll be back on Thursday. I'm
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: gonna be in Arlington, Virginia this weekend four shows Friday, Saturday.
• 1:25:23
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• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: also going to be in Cleveland next Thursday and then
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: Detroit Friday and Saturday. Also tickets on Harry said website
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• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: I got Denver, Minneapolis, Houston, San Francisco, OH and tickets
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