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Boy Story 2, Part 1 - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 94 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 3: in your pocket. All right, Welcome back to Son of
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  Speaker 3: a Boy Dad podcast. We are in the studio with
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  Speaker 3: KB and Nick. Thanks for having us, man of course
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  Speaker 3: for joining us. What questions do you have for us?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have any questions. I don't know why's looking
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  Speaker 3: at you like that?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You're doing good. I think
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  Speaker 1: you're doing well. Okay, I think you're seeing them up good.
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  Speaker 1: You're putting it kind of putting them in it.
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  Speaker 3: But we don't really have that. So this is going well.
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  Speaker 3: It is not usually like a normal start to our show,
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  Speaker 3: and there is, do you guys cold open?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you say what is up? Everybody? I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that's kind of your like launching point.
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  Speaker 3: Feels like you slowed down the pace of that. No,
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  Speaker 3: you said what is up? Slower?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah said something. They're getting slower and slower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: With the more enthusiasm I lose. It's tough because you
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  Speaker 3: cant around you. You do lose enthusiasm, but uh, you
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  Speaker 3: lose enthusiasm. No, matter what someone else is doing.
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  Speaker 1: So if someone is like, really unenthusiastic, you'll match their
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  Speaker 1: low energy, like what's happening right now?
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  Speaker 3: So this is on us.
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  Speaker 1: But if someone is really enthusiastic, he'll go opposite. He'll
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  Speaker 1: go bad cop to their to their high energy.
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  Speaker 3: I do something I do do that sometimes intentionally, not intentionally,
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  Speaker 3: I think I just get like, I don't know, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, we don't. I don't want to talk about myself.
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  Speaker 3: Let's talk about it. How are you guys?
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  Speaker 1: Here's a cool guy thing that you do.
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  Speaker 3: It is a cool guy thing I do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you always try to outcool me. I'm cool guy.
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  Speaker 3: I catch myself trying to do cool guy stuff and
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  Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed when I realize it. Yeah, I like, I
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  Speaker 3: love reading and I refuse to read Stephen King. Growing up,
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  Speaker 3: I was a fuck that ship.
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  Speaker 1: Cause it's cool. Got Stephen King's cool guy?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I was like not liking something popular was
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  Speaker 3: cool guy. Now I have like three Stephen King tattoos.
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  Speaker 2: You do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm as I absorbed that ship. Like have you
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  Speaker 3: ever have you ever seen that show that he did?
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  Speaker 3: The what is it? He's like a mini series? He
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  Speaker 3: has like a mini show on HBO, the one with Franco.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck, it's gonna kill me if.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember. Well you do this. I got a
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  Speaker 1: segment the Insider KB Power rank this category, Uh cow
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  Speaker 1: zones and Stromboli's.
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  Speaker 3: This isn't this isn't even close.
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  Speaker 5: I had to cow zones since tackle football Stromboli No,
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  Speaker 5: no cal zone Stromboli.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what's the difference though, aren't they both just pizza?
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  Speaker 1: No flipped over.
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  Speaker 3: Stromboli. I'm sorry, listen, I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: Eating either of those.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so good, though, I wish I could eat them,
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  Speaker 1: but I just feel so fat about myself. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like how little SaaS looks. That's not nice.
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  Speaker 3: Heroin Chic's coming back, like your time is is now.
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  Speaker 3: You're the Kate Moss of Barstool. My cheeks are massive.
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  Speaker 1: They're not Dude, you thought he said heroin cheeks.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't you say heroin cheeks? Heroin chic? Heroin chic heroin.
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  Speaker 3: That was like a thing in the nineties, like Kate
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  Speaker 3: Moss when she was dating depth you know, low rise jeans.
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  Speaker 1: It looks cast Flockhart models.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's reverting it's uh, you know, style is a
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  Speaker 3: circle and models now or look like they're on Heroin,
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  Speaker 3: just as they did in the early nineties.
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  Speaker 1: Heroin since tackle football, not since tackle football.
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  Speaker 5: It's the time to do it like the models.
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  Speaker 1: They look ugly.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, models are ugly.
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  Speaker 1: Delevine ugly. She's I mean scary. I'm scared of carrolla dude.
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  Speaker 3: She uh. I was at a NIXT game way up
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  Speaker 3: high and she was on celebrity row. I was scared.
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  Speaker 3: She was sitting next to Vigo Mortensen, Eric Gorn, and
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  Speaker 3: I was more scared of her.
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  Speaker 1: She looks like the angry baby from the Simpsons. Have
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  Speaker 1: you ever seen like the mean other angry baby from
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  Speaker 1: the Simpsons? No, I have Aaron Delvine's face.
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  Speaker 5: Different than Stewie.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, different than Stewie. Stewie was a nice baby
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  Speaker 1: from Griff No griff, Yeah, y'all got no griff.
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  Speaker 5: Griff.
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  Speaker 1: I will hold the griff bro. I was about to
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  Speaker 1: go into my asport.
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  Speaker 5: You guys do have Stewie's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we do?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Griff?
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  Speaker 3: Wait is a beer called a do we?
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  Speaker 5: I think it's like a Boston slang, right, yeah Stowe.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, yeah, yeah, you got your Stewie, you got
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  Speaker 5: your griff, and if you like, if you don't have
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  Speaker 5: a beer, like you got no griff.
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  Speaker 3: But wait, was it a is it a Stewie Griffin
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  Speaker 3: Griffin reference?
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  Speaker 5: You're not supposed to like like pick it apart like that,
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  Speaker 5: you don't acknowledge it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when the British people say, I think you
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  Speaker 1: just made up.
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  Speaker 5: No, I can't take credit for that milk you're you're
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  Speaker 5: shaking your head back and forth. Yes and no, it's
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  Speaker 5: a TikTok thing.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, he's seen it on TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: You still on TikTok like that?
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  Speaker 5: I'm on it every day, every night.
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  Speaker 1: Can you convince him to get back into it?
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  Speaker 5: I smoke a spliff and then watch TikTok?
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  Speaker 3: Hell, yeah, you're on the spliffs. You're smoking spliffs now?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I need some better ship.
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  Speaker 1: I got you. There's this place up here. It sells
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  Speaker 1: weed on the corner.
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  Speaker 3: To wait for real? Yeah, how to go about it?
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  Speaker 3: I don't either.
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  Speaker 5: I went I went to one smoke store and I said,
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  Speaker 5: can I a pre roll? But I don't trust that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think rolls are a garbage they put they
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  Speaker 1: put the ship in the pre rolls, right. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they put the worst ship in there. I think you
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  Speaker 1: got to just ask get just by their most expensive ship.
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  Speaker 5: Like I smoked the ship though Big Cat. That didn't
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  Speaker 5: even sound it didn't sound natural. I smoked the ship
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  Speaker 5: that Big Cat gave us for the Christmas.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 5: I smoked that should be feeling really good because it
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  Speaker 5: was mild every time I smoke. I listened to Quinn
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  Speaker 5: ninety two, and I feel like it's like, what the
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  Speaker 5: fun Nirvana?
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  Speaker 1: What's Queen ninety two?
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  Speaker 3: Quinn XCX, Like you're the only one that that.
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  Speaker 1: That's why he's called that, because that's the stylized.
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  Speaker 5: In Roman numerals, and no one's saying quinnox xi. But now, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: his music sounds so much better when you're high. It's
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  Speaker 5: just all right when you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, I gotta try and listen to it. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: heard the worst song I've ever heard today on a
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  Speaker 1: Grammy nominated playlist. I couldn't fucking believe it.
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  Speaker 3: What was it? It was?
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  Speaker 5: Should I try and play the snow jid? Who else
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  Speaker 5: they stopped in their rap album?
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  Speaker 1: But they Earth Gang is nominated for one of them?
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  Speaker 5: Did that sound right.
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  Speaker 3: That sounded that sounded d I laugh because that's sounded.
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  Speaker 1: Too right, that sounded good. They snub or not? They
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  Speaker 1: might have, bro, they really might have snubbed Jid. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna The song is called The Message by the
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  Speaker 1: Blind Boys of Alabama and Black Violin dude, and these
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  Speaker 1: dudes must be ear blind because this shit fucking sucks.
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  Speaker 3: The Blind Boys of Alabama.
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  Speaker 1: And they're nominated for Oh yeah that and Jid's not right?
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  Speaker 1: How it is they fucking snub Jid? I think they
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  Speaker 1: actually are blind though. Look at the dudes, like, I
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  Speaker 1: think they all are blind.
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  Speaker 3: Men unless they're like dressed like that because they're blind. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then the song is called The Message, Bro, this
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  Speaker 1: song sucks. These dudes suck.
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  Speaker 3: They do suck.
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  Speaker 1: This song sucks. It's got seventy five thousand listens on
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  Speaker 1: fucking oh Spotify, Get a Grammy, dude, I'm pissed.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't the don't you have to get nominated for a Grammy?
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  Speaker 3: Isn't all just about like pain?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or in popularity or like.
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  Speaker 3: There's gotta be some categories that I think. It's like
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  Speaker 3: how Malisec is a goalie for the Czech lacrosse. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think there's got to be some of the cracks.
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  Speaker 1: So you think it's like a blind category for blind
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  Speaker 1: musicians or some shit like that.
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  Speaker 3: They still wouldn't be blind up and comers.
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  Speaker 5: The guy from ex Ambassador would be up there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wonder Charles or all the famous blinds.
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  Speaker 3: Uh yes, musicians outside of Keller, I don't know. It's
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  Speaker 3: probably the only musicians that you hear about that like,
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  Speaker 3: not not that, it's probably the only blind people that
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  Speaker 3: you hear about, because what would like a blind actor
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  Speaker 3: would be funny. There's probably blind actors, but they're just
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  Speaker 3: like facing away from the person that they're doing their.
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  Speaker 5: Lives listening to music, not making it the easiest thing
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  Speaker 5: they could do.
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  Speaker 3: It's just as easy for us.
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  Speaker 5: Blind people should be the best critics of music.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, being a blind these guys don't.
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  Speaker 5: Mantano should be ran out of town by some blonde.
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  Speaker 1: They really should be don't drop boys.
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  Speaker 5: Yea, they can probably hear.
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  Speaker 1: It the best. I don't fuck with Fantana, but go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: what do we do you do as a character?
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't agree with his takes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know about it.
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  Speaker 3: Thicker than you'd think too. He is.
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  Speaker 1: He is a thick Mark rubbier, But I just don't
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  Speaker 1: like that. He just tells you what's good and what's bad. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: Him reacting on TikTok is the most that's actually pompous.
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  Speaker 3: L Yeah, well I'll have to check that one out.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck n But me here was the the closest I
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  Speaker 1: ever got to Fantana. Hearing that song, it made me
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  Speaker 1: understand how Fantana feels when he hears Drake. I just
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  Speaker 1: fucking hated it right away. I thought it sucked.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I like Drake. Oh I love Drake.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the fucking best. You gotta listen to old
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  Speaker 1: Drake probably is. You gotta listen to any Drake.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not listening to any Drake.
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  Speaker 1: Don't listen to the new, and the new Drake sucks.
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  Speaker 1: You're influenced by Fantana. That's probably why you like Fantana,
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  Speaker 1: because he.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't like No No, because I don't really agree. I
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  Speaker 3: don't have the same musical taste as him. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think I don't like Beyonce. I don't listen to beyond
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  Speaker 3: say he loves Beyonce.
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  Speaker 5: Get into it to smithery.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fucked.
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  Speaker 1: What don't you like about Beyonce. She's not a queen to.
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  Speaker 3: You or No, she's definitely a queen to me, and
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  Speaker 3: she's definitely a girl boss. She's overrated. That's what you
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  Speaker 3: were telling me earlier. Somebody clip that you guys are
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  Speaker 3: sitting next to me. You're implicated too, your white asses.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about the case, I'm about the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I don't feel like I don't feel like it's my place.
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  Speaker 3: I don't feel like it's my place to critique Beyonce.
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  Speaker 3: The music is not for me. She's the best. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna sit down and listen to her singer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the culture, though, you need to educate yourself
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  Speaker 1: about her and listen to her in time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a student of the culture, but you're also a guest.
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  Speaker 3: I am sooo off at the door.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to listen.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, y'all need to see your asses down and listen.
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  Speaker 1: You need to listen. Visiting this culture to Beyonce, you
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  Speaker 1: said you must suck to be a blind person in
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  Speaker 1: the city.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I see loads and loads of them. There's so many.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the fucking blind house down there, right, But.
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  Speaker 3: Like, does it have to be in New York, big
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  Speaker 3: part of New York. See in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's probably enough sensory stimulation. It probably is
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  Speaker 1: one of the stinkiest cities.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, Yeah, they get the smells and the sounds.
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  Speaker 5: So for two, how do you how do you think
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  Speaker 5: they get around touch something fire in New York.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I've not touched a single good thing in the city.
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  Speaker 1: This. Feel this chair, This might be one of the
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  Speaker 1: better feels in the city.
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  Speaker 3: Feel this, that's yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's a
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  Speaker 3: way fair chair.
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  Speaker 5: I could get that in Licking County, Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. Oh, okay, you're saying nothing specific to the city.
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  Speaker 5: Music critics should be without They should be deaf, and
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  Speaker 5: they shouldn't be able to smell.
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  Speaker 1: They should have limited senses. Yeah, they should be able
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  Speaker 1: to put their hand on a stove and not feel
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  Speaker 1: a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Because if I'm listening to like a new artist in
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  Speaker 5: a subway, that might affect how I perceive the music.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, subway sandwich shop. Yeah, that's a sensory overload.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that'd be way too much. But they need
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  Speaker 1: to have taste, ironically, that's the sense or the other
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  Speaker 1: sense that they do need to have. It's true. You
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  Speaker 1: know what the fuck I'm talking about with your.
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  Speaker 3: Food critics only have taste, Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Seeing food is important. Seeing a presentation is a part
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't people overrate the presentation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or I hate when they put something on the
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  Speaker 1: plate that you can't eat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, they don't. They don't give a
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  Speaker 3: fuck about the presentation. Up in upstate New York, they
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  Speaker 3: just throw random ingredients on a plate and people shovel
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  Speaker 3: them into their mouths.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because people it's at a premium to be fat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah up there.
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  Speaker 3: I love it when you see a good slob, though.
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  Speaker 3: Remember that slob we saw in Lawrence, Kansas. We damn
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  Speaker 3: near pulled over. I've never seen a bigger slob in
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  Speaker 3: my life.
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  Speaker 1: Person.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm talking what.
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  Speaker 1: A full mun do. What's you know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Like a slob, like a big like a crossing guard,
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  Speaker 1: like a fat crossing guard. Lady like had to this
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  Speaker 1: was they don't have to be a crossing.
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  Speaker 5: You got three elbows on each other, but a butter
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  Speaker 5: cross they crossed guarded the best.
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  Speaker 3: This was a guy, a balding man in a basketball
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  Speaker 3: jersey and like like pajama pants and flip flops. Like
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  Speaker 3: the slob, the King of the Slabs walking I don't
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  Speaker 3: think anywhere in particular, but he was just loafing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: probably to get pork rhymes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what Slavs love. Yeah, they really do. But
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  Speaker 1: not because they're katotic katosic, but just because they want
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  Speaker 1: to eat something work. They just need. That's the cheapest
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  Speaker 1: way to get pork in your body rhymes.
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  Speaker 3: I need pork, but I don't have much money. I
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  Speaker 3: had those.
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  Speaker 5: Way too often because I can like taste them and
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  Speaker 5: feel them and smell them right now.
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  Speaker 3: I can feel the snap several times because their ketos.
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  Speaker 5: I never bought them.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the pop rock rock of the chip community.
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  Speaker 3: They they fizzle in your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And different parts of the country have them in
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  Speaker 1: like different ways. They like taste different in different gas stations.
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  Speaker 1: You go down to the South or the Midwest. I
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  Speaker 1: think that the pork rinds taste a little bit different.
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  Speaker 1: The Mexicans love them too. The Mexicans are obsessed with them.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how to the pork rinds and rush
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  Speaker 5: hour too.
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  Speaker 3: The Mexicans do and they love duty war Zone every
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: single time. My proximity chat is a Mexican dude, and
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: you can't understand a lick of what they're saying. Ron,
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: you probably could. You're pretty good at a Mexican. No,
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: you're good at Spanish. Yeah, it's all Mexicans on the proximity.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. Ron knows like seven languages. He just doesn't
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: admit to it. You're a polygot.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: No, I just know whatever they say in Disney World,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: please stay and clear the door, so I can say
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: that in every language that they say. That's what That's
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: what that was.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he knows, man, that's sexy though, sexy good.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: He knows language.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: That's what I say to the I want to learn
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: a language cleaning.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: People and stuff like that, and they'll be like, yeah, absolutely.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: It means to be is to serve because God is love.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: I love how your cleaning person impression was like the
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: cleanest English ever. Yeah, okay, Adam.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I speak to her and fluent Spanish and she's just like, yeah,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I get it. I understand what you're saying. You don't
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: have to do this, but she needs a friend badly,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: you think, cleaning lady, she does need a friend.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: You think or do you think she? I think maybe
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: she might just prefer to just keep her head down.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: I think she hates us.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: She does because everyone.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: You don't think I'm not rude as fuck. She walked
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: past me putting all that snow in the studio for
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: the Christmas special when she was livid.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I just me she was pissed. But uh, there's a
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: there's the dude who works the elevators back there. You
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: know who I'm talking about, This thin, thin black dude. Yeah,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: he's always trying to fuck her, is he really? He's always,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: really always.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't think that guy had like a person. He
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: seems more like a robot. The other dude is super Heasy's.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: A robot around about us? Yeah, exactly. But she comes
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: around and he starts like speaking rush hour to Spanish.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Oh wasn't she trying to fuck Caleb for a while?
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: No, no, I've heard die. I think she was.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: What do you mean I'm not supposed to say that. No, No,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know about this. Oh yeah, what did she say? Bro?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: How did she offer?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Who did you hear that from? My lips are sealed, bro,
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: obviously No, just.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Followed him into the men's room and slipped off like
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: a robe.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why is the cleaning lady in a silk robe when.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Following klea fast as fuck barefoot down the little tiny steps.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I just heard like the pitter patter in my head, just.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: A little padded ass feet.
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: Damn dude, I'm not going back to college to be
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber one
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• 16:44
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• 16:47
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• 16:51
  Speaker 6: not whatever you think college is for.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Uber and Uber eats with deals this good. Everyone wants
• 16:59
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• 17:01
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• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Where did you hear that, SaaS? I don't remember. Someone
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: told me.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Probably Roon.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Tommy's got gossiping Tommy. Tommy, he can't keep a secret.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Everywhere around him is sunk in ships because he's just
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: he' he. Everyone goes to him for some reason, for
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: like gossip.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: The benefit of Tommy having such a good year this
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: this past year is next year, is he hits his
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: tipping point and then the people turn on Tommy Smokes
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: this coming.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Year banking on that. Is that axt prediction for you?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Your's prediction Tommy Smokes gets turned on for the first.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Time from people in the company. Uh No, like the public.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe both. Maybe the people in the company there's too
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: much gossip. Maybe in the public. There just there's no
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: over exposure. The downfall of Tommy Smokes isn't not I.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Don't Is that? Is that your Tommy Smoke's prediction for
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: next year?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I think he's going to die in a car crash. Really,
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I don't. I think he's going to have some sort
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: of weird die in a car crash. Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: His body's too floppy though, He's like a crash test dummy.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Save this clip.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boys, anytime he smokest predictions.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I think Kyle was car crashed as well.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: No, I cannot believe. I haven't. I cannot believe.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about Tommy. What I'm talking about Tommy?
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm talking about me.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: No, You're the worst driver. Whenever I go home in
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: West Virginia. My license, I want to check my stuff.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Once when drove on the wrong side of the road
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: during the story, driver got awful. He was on the
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: wrong side of the road. It was the middle of
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: a blizzard and he was dead.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Asleep driving driving. Okay, you drive dead sleep. I could
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: see you falling asleep while you're driving, but continuing to drive.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: And then like we were with Corey rut Ledge, it
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: was rediscovering and like they got into it and then
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, we'll sleep. Yeah, he got in
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: the backs of the I was fucking asleep. But driving
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: with Kyle. We've talked about this on on anis. It's
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: it's I'm thankful because I don't have a license, but
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: you can't see I've logged.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: The most miles and I don't know no accidents.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I've never been in an accident. I've been in accents,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: but it's only been me hitting stationary objects.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Oh that's all your fault. Yeah, yeah, it's terrifying that. Uh,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: like a lot of the worst accidents are just not
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: your fault. Got to stare sitting there and you get
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: fucking blasted from behind or some shit pause.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Shit, yeah, yeah, and it's crazy it happened at any second.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Do you think you're a defensive driver. I'm pretty good.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: I just can't I can't follow the maps or like
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: the GPS. I don't know like the perception of the arrows,
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: so I'll always turn right too.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Early, really late. I feel like I'm really good at
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: the perception of the area. Only when I'm helping someone.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Only if I'm like in the in the passenger seat,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: my perception gets crazy and I keep I like point
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: to exactly which road with a long arm. Maybe you
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: just need to bring me on a road trip. Yeah,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: it sounds like you're lukewarm on that I've hit.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: I've hit someone. Yeah, I went to go someone.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: You said, you've never been in an accident.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: It was a pose.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was in a driveway. I was going to
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: perform services. I'm gonna I was gonna eval a two
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: year old for potential autism. I had my suitcase filled
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: of toys and puzzles. And it was my first home
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: visit to this family in Youngstown. And I pulled in
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: and I rear ended the car, and I was freaking out.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: I was like, what do I do? Do I tell
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: them it was loud. I'm waiting, and I'm like, all right,
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to tell them because one of my
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: coworkers got in a car accident weeks before and had
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: to do a drug test and then you can't do that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: And then I see the the blind blinds open up
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: and they saw it.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: They looked out like like.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: I just smoked spliff.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I think I did.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: I did shrooms last, but that's probably won't show up
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: on my on the test. But we're going to run
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: this by full transparency. This is this is what could
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: happen to me if you like make this a thing.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: And I went to break Away Music festival like last week,
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: so you know I had to drop drop it a headline.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: Come on, Yeah, yep, I understand. And they've uh And
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: that kid scored a one hundred percent on his EVL
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: trade off. He was chronically automed.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Diagnosed, Yeah he do.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: He dodged the autumn for like a probably like three years,
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: saved them of getting clowned when he gets he probably
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: but what that was like four years ago, so it
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: probably has one now a fresh one.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: How old was he then?
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: He was like under like twenty five twenty six months?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, so he was going to be getting clowned by
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the other Yeah, two year old, we get him ready
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: for preschool. That's well. You know who else really clowns them?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: The other moms? Oh yeah, Like you find out that
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: the other kids autistic, and all the moms are like,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: did you hear?
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: The moms love to whisper ohlame a little baby for
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: being autistic.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: They'll flame them.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Is that a thing? Yes, that seems pretty dark. Well,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: they want they want every kid to have it worse
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: than their child.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Moms are absolute bitches.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: They're competitive. Not my mom, but probably everybody, every.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Other, probably yours, definitely mine.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I've heard things about your mom.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Bad thing?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: What what?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: What did you hear? She hates autistic babies. She's one
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: of the main gossipers autistic.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: She'd be posted up. She's still outside of school's gossiping.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I'm thirty. She's talking to the new moms.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I bet he's got it. See how he's not looking
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: at anyone.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Remember when moms used to tell you, like how like
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: someone was gay. They did it in the most condescending way.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: They're like, did you hear?
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Don't make it. It's not a bad thing. But he's
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: he's there's.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Something wrong with him. It's not bad, nothing he can
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: do about it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: But he loves cock loves. I don't think I ever
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: went to school with someone who like came out as gay.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: There was kids who are like, Okay, that guy's gay
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: for sure. Oh yeah, but I don't think anyone was,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Like people weren't really coming out in high school. Maybe
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: like a couple, maybe like two.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You could tell though. The born gay kids were hilarious, Yeah,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: because they're so gay, The born gays, oh yeah, the
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: funniest god, the gay by choice kids fucking so yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: they're terrible. Yeah, but the born gays, the born gays are.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: And there're the gays who you know, college gays who
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: played youth sports growing up. They now they listened to
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: a j R or whatever. Yeah, follow the super intent.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: No, it's a joke, bro, I'm just joking. Did one
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: of my one of the boring gays from my high
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: school couldn't have been more born gay? Yeah, like, well
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the most, but he really didn't. He didn't know that.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: We all knew. He's a priest. Now, bro, he just
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: went fucking he went the whole other the whole other way,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And it's just like a fucking Jesuit priestshoe theory.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: You got a born gay priest. Yeah, I'd imagine a
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: lot of priests are gay. Wait, which horse all of them?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess you're right.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about that.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: All priests are gay. Dude, No, I think there's some
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: that aren't. There's some that like our Penn State fans
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: and ship like that.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. But the priest, uh, the priest in our school. Uh,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: he would go on the eighth grade trips with us
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: and one time they had to we all had to
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: leave the restaurant because he had a tantrum in the restaurant.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: He was an alpha.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about that one. I'm talking about the
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: one after him. Had the priest had a tantrum. Yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: he was the priest. Uh, he's no longer there. He
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: was also an alcoholic. He had to go to rehab.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Oh so he's gay.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's our priest. The other priest, our Latin teacher.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: He was an alpha alpha p Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: He would he would hold college football coach or the dudes,
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: our top football coach. He probably had some cow zones
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: with me and probably I remember he would use the
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: word pussy. I was like one of my first times
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: hearing it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: As a priest.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's he would call the players pussies, that
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: he would threaten to fight other coaches.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: What And he acted like Bill Cower, So he like
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: intentionally like jutted his jaw.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: You know how some people's personalities are, like the fact
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: that they almost went d one. Yes, his personality was
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: that he was like the all star of the seminary League.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which exists, I guess football. Like all of his.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Goss or his sermons or whatever. Yeah, involved that he
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: would like do a metaphor of how he was playing,
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: how he played in the seminary league.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: But football or like football football seminary.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: He was also, Yeah, this was he's old, so this
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: has had to been well he's dead sixties, you know,
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: And that's what I'm talking, died old age, old age.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: But these dudes are in the fucking seminary playing eleven
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: on eleven. There's like tight ends.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: It has to be the most brutal league and it
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: has to look like NFL Street out there because those
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: guys can't come. Yeah, they can't come. They I don't
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: think they can come. They can't by their own hand.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: These dudes dead broke, can't come, can't even flirt. Yeah,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: they flirt. They flirt, that's all. That's how they get off.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you never heard the ladies say the guys that
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: are broke have the best dick though.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Oh that is true.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: These priests probably could have knocked the bottom out of
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: a bitch if they had only had the desire. But
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the problem with the Seminary League is like there's not
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: u Like there's not multiple seminaries around, Like there's only
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: one seminary per area, so.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Like to travel. If it was not nationwide, I think
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: it was like mirrors from like the Cleveland area. I
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: think it was just Northeast Ohio Seminary League.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: But how many seminaries are in Northeast so there's probably
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: like only one.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I think it was every it was
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: just intramural.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: They're just I can't imagine that's true.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: What you said, broke boys, the less you have in
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: your home, the better you are. Let your your dick
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: get your dick game is steak.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Sauce, dude, father.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: That's why I don't have a single paint. I have
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: nothing on my walls.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: The lawn chair to pretend fake.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I tried to fake Yeah, exactly.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Dude to Jim, I think founded the air raid offense.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: He a dude.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: He called ten hil Mary's in the game. That was
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: like fucking penance, unbelieva. You guys had a had a
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: father Jym too. Oh everybody did.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so mine was father Jim Martinez though
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: he was like a fucking.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Uh do his voice? Do you guys all go to
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Catholic schools?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Damn damn.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: He probably could. They weren't allowed to watch like PG
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: thirteen movies or are they? Yeah, they probably are. They
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: allowed to watch like listen to.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: It depends which domination denomination. I think Jesuits can. Francisco's
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: probably can't. Jesuits are the bad boys of.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Pret they are. They're always a little bit better looking, and.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: They're into like comedy and shit like that. Jesuits they
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: love a j R. Obsessed with a j R.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised there hasn't been like a comedian priest that's
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: like a Netflix special. They'll fork out so much money
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: for that. Yeah, they I think, uh the I think
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Charlie Kelly from Always Sonny had like a bit about
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: like doing a It was a Buddhist priest, and it's
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: just like having like a super like religious said comedy
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: store a Buddhist a Buddhist comedian comediy. Yeah yeah, what
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: did I say, A Buddhist priest. Yeah? Yeah, it's like
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: somebody with this the speech impediment. What are you listening to?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Pest? Oh my god? When we did we uh, I
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: did a video about uh an OnlyFans girl that got
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: taken down immediately.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got canceled. I barely I barely even knew
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: you then.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: And there is also a priest in that video who
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: also likes I remember he was like a was he
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: a TikToker? He was a TikTok. He was like a
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: comedian priest and he was like a dancing comedian priest
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: or whatever, And we like, uh, we like edited the
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: video to make him look like he was like sad
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: about something that he wasn't sad, and he was like
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: more pissed off than the only Fans girl. Really, He's like,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pray for you guys to take this down.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pray that you guys do the right.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Is he actually a priest or. Is he costplaying as
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: a priest, so he's a real stolen valor. I mean,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: there's certain professions where you just shouldn't be allowed to
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: make TikTok's daily, But there's also certain professions where you
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: could just want to buy the shirt and you could
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: convince everybody that you're one hundred percent and like you
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: could go into a church. Yeah, would have no idea,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: They would have no idea.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: The dudes who are stealing valor as soldiers should just
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: do it as cops because like or I'm sorry, I
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: should do it as priests because the priest don't give
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: a fuck. Be Like, you're not allowed to pretend to
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: be me. My culture is not your costume. Like they
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: need more people to be priests.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Dude, if I ever have to, like, I might keep
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: like a priest's shirt in my backpack. If I ever
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: have to walk through a bad neighborhood. If you ever pinch, yeah,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I just like throw it on it. Would anybody fuck
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: with you?
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: I don't think you would just look like a tieless dude,
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: a dude who lost his tie.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I would look tieless. My I don't have a priest's face. No,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I bet I don't think is a priest allowed to
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: have like long hair. Yeah, they've always got clean cuts.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: They do, but they just got guated.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: They can have a bad voice.
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  Speaker 3: They shouldn't even be allowed to get their haircuts on.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: They should, they should.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: They should have to grow everything out natural, but nobody
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: wants to cut their fingernails.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they got nothing to rob, like a vout.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: They took a vout poverty.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they took a vout poverty and then they get
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: like a billion dollars a year.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Or like there's some that drive the Mercese.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all rich as fuck. It is kind of
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: a life hack, except it's pretty hard to become a priest, right, Yeah,
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: it's tough. You have to go to pre school for
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: like four years. I think, like you gotta play football,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: play football.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I think some priests fuck fuck wives, wives of the congregation.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Well, there's nothing sexier than confession. You're in there in
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: that room and you're just opening up totally. It's a
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: date you wind up actually opening. It's essentially a glory
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: hole with like your face.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: In a glory hole. Yeah, and most pre states are
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: probably fucked through the confessional. They just slide.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: There's another I bet you some priests just pound off.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: There's a hidden slide. It's just a hole. The fidal
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Berg would be there in an instant.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: No, they definitely pound off in there, like all the time. Yeah,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: that's like what that's there? I mean, it's the perfect
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: pound off room.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: There's the gossip. Yes, there's some rules right like you
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: were when anyone was like I murdered ten people, don't
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: they have to go and be like I don't think
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: they would.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think psychologists do either.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: That's what happens in prisoners, right, I don't know.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I never saw.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: It's amazing. It's amazing, is it someone comes to him.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: It's like I killed sixteen children and he kills the
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: guy I think that should be the next Danny Jackal video.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: She goes into confesses the murder.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: You can't say anything, say what like psycho? Is am
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I wrong about that? Psychologists can't? Yeah, they can't.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Just that's like doctors too, It's like hippop.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: No, they can. I think I think therapists and psychologists
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: can ort you if you're if you're a threat to
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: you or someone else.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Right, I'm committing crimes by just talking about the kids
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: that I used to evaluate.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Tell me about more of them, man, and say they're
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: full name, badass little kids.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Was the oldest one that you slapped the diagnosis on?
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: We have them till they're three.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Did you have any tough cases where you couldn't quite tell? Oh, yeah,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: that's most of them. Okay, but they're also you can't tell.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: You got to say, now, nineteen.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: Months, will you follow a checklist or we just do
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: this checklist?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: What's the perks? Those the perks of having it? Do
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: you get anything get? Yeah?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Like yes, So it's a lot of people with a
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: lot of parents would try to like fudge the numbers
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: so their kid had it. Because you do get scholarships
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: and sympathy sympathy raised. The sympathy is what they want.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: You should have left like your.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Big one scholarships and sympathy.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: That's rewarding.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: People still get scholarship or like scholarships for having autism.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Now, yeah, big time.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's over Do you think it's over
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: diagnosed at all?
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, big time.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: It's it's self said, big thing to self diagnose.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: But it's almost that that's almost like, uh, the Tommy
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Flake's prognostication that this year so many people are realizing
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that it's over diagnosed that I could see it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I could see it flipping well, because dudes will have
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: like an interest and then they'll be like, dude, I'm
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: so autistic. Yeah, I can't believe how much I like
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: fantasy football. Yeah, it's like, no, you're not. You just
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: have something that you like.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Dave and Dan are just autistic for gambling. Yeah, big
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: ass autists. Damn that must be sweet to have the fucking.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Uh dude an alcoholic claiming autism.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just so interested in booze. I'm fascinated with it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: I'm fascinating heroin dude, I'm so autistic.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Fascinated with the perfect cookup of heroin. Flying back from
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: a uh Los Angeles the other week, I spilled an
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: entire VOD could drink on my pants on a red
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: eye flight.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Oh that's miserable.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: It was terrible.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Don't you have to say VOD could drink? Are you
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: in chumba wamba?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: It was a whiskey drink.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I always forget your.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: What.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: I used to wrestle my pillows to that the bigger ones, Yes,
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: body slam my pillow.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: I forgot about wrestling pillows.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, don't laugh. You guys all wrestled your pillows,
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: body pillow.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think I ever wrestled. I definitely punched my
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: pillows a couple of times. See how hard I could
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: hit it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I'd have like big Bear stuffed animals that I'd like
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: punch out of the air, throw it up, slam it,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: punch it out of the fucking air.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Dude, big Cat sent us that picture of his like
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: kids fort. Oh, I wanted to build a fort. I
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: didn't have the nerve to tell him aout that for
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: it was. We was pretty good for four sides. Bro
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: no no, no, no realistic entrance. So yeah, yeah, he
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: had to be talking. It was a week for it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: But I'm saying if it could take a bombardment, it
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: could definitely. You just have to smoke them out. That's
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: that's how you'd win that one.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: What kind of smoke are we saying?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Like a Molotov? Have you guys ever made a Molotov cocktail?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I used to do the You never have remember the works? That?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: To me?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: My bottle to one once you got it was like that, you.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Guys ever used clay and some wires to make it?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: No, making a Molotov cocktail is not that hard.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Really, what do you do?
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: He's like, I don't remember. Someone like put something like
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: some sort of fluid in the bottle and then you
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: light the paper you throw it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Did it work?
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Not? Really?
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: No?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: I did? It wasn't like a real Molotov cocktail. I
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: did the works? You bought that the brand it was
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: called the Works from like Dollar General is a toilet cleaner.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: And then you just put a ball of aluminum foil
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: in the bottle and then put the bottle and threw
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: it and it was a bomb. It was like the
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: loudest bang ever you ever thrown. A like a like
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: a I don't know, a whip cream cam or something
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: in a fire pit. Oh, it's a big explode. That
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: ship is like a it like is it like there's
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: like a mushroom cloud. Yeah, it's awesome.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: It's fucking insane. We should throw forties and fire pits
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: and shit like that. Those would explode?
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Would they just pop? Slaming lighters on the ground? Is gone?
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Slamming lighters? They blow up? Yeah? You ever do the
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: ping pong ball wrapping tin foil light on fire? It's
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: a smoke bomb. No, but do you guys remember you
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: could buy a red light bulb and then cut a
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: ping pong ball in half and put it over your
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: eyes and stare at the light bulb. And they said
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: it would make you hallucinate. Really, yeah, I've never done that.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: It probably it's probably just killing your brain. I don't
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: know what it could possibly.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Drake Bell is like addicted to nose and balloons?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: What what's He's.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Caught multiple times by paparazzi inhaling a balloon in his car.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Oh nos, balloons?
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Huh is that what it is?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Like whippets?
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like doing in that?
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Really it's nitrous in a balloon, that is what it is?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: What the fuck.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: That's nuts. That ship makes you mashed potato brand. Who
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: would have guessed that Josh was gonna be the the
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: more successful.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: And dude, no, fuck, Josh Peck.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Did he steal?
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: He's looking at him now, Dude, he's still he's still
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: stealing tiktoks.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: And he's still he's still talking about Drake and Josh
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: on a daily basis.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's how we contextual him stealing TikTok.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: What do you mean stealing tiktoks?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Now what you can't steal on TikTok. It's just called
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: a trend.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: He was getting like somebody stole Mook's TikTok word for word,
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: and then and then somebody was of course inspired by Mook.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: So that's when I and I left TikTok.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Josh pet can't stop stealing TikTok, some random dude, so
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: he stole one. Everyone's calling him out like it was
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: he just did the same reaction, which is also stealing
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: in a way. And then his next one he put
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: the IB inspired by.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's idea.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, IB is the big thing. How do you know?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Because I did a TikTok and it got like one
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: hundred likes, and then some dude used my sound did
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: the exact same TikTok and it got like five hundred
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: thousand weeks. We had that kid. He has like a
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: million accounts. His face is kind of shaped like a
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: crescent moon his chin. Yeah, he stole our like, uh,
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: we were doing like woke how you can't like, uh,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: you can't say blacktop anymore. You have to say like,
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, retard retard. And then he just took it
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: like word for word and it got like a million.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: And then a guy just like went crazy viral using
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: just like took my tweet with like the where's Waldo
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: audio book and just him like staring at the camera
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: listening to it and like sitting up straighter when I
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: said waldough and people were like saying, this is Nicks.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: He was like, no, it's not, this is but it's it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: I had I had a tweet go viral for the
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: World Cup and some dude just copy and pasted it
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: and put it on text and them was just like
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: standing in the woods with that over and it got
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: like a billion lights. There was a chick that got
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: like a million followers on TikTok and all she does
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: is green screen herself in front of Kyle's tweets and
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: just like looks back at him.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people send me that all the time.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: I remember I got pissed about that, and I was like, why,
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: why did Why would I care? Yeah?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: How, I mean, yeah, there's nothing right either.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I think pretty egotistical. I think that's the answer.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Extremely Yeah, but I think that you were also gives
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: a fuck right. I did care about like stealing tweets.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: I used to I used to be like at the
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: family dinner table being like these tweet deckers are like
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: destroying Yeah, they used to us. I was such a loser.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: They're destroying the platform, dude. I have like a notebook
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: that's like completely good. I have a notebook that's like
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: completely filled. It has like magazine cutouts of like tweet ideas,
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: And I was like, that's so fucking pathetic. I was
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: telling someone the other day about how when I was
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: like really like trying to blow up on Twitter, I
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: would like sit down for like hours in like front
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: of one tweet, in like the drafts on my laptop
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: and just be like rewording it and everything yep, and
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: then eventually be like all right, this is good, and
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: then I'd probably end up depleting it like ten seconds after.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Yep, damn. That's kind of sweet though, sweet that you
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: guys all like put that much into it. A couple
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: a couple of Twitter guys. I mean you put a
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: lot into the craft.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: You guys way more so than I. You guys are
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: very late in the game. You had some.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Numbers, and yeah, you did crazy numbers. Kb's old Slice
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: of Life tweets were fucking they were great.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: KB was getting KB was like the Twitter. He was
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: the number one five hundred K likes on those tweets. Yeah,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: like every twe was.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: That was like a drug.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: But the thing is, like, now you have a million
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: creative outlets. You had zero back then, so that was
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: the only thing you had. I'm sure you could still
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: be doing that if you wanted to and didn't have this,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: But like you just said, we just talked for like.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Nah, you couldn't do it anymore. No way you could.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: You could come up with it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: You're fucking with them.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just too damn fast.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: One. You're too old man.
• 41:34
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• 42:49
  Speaker 1: KB Just give us another slice of life, though, bro,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Just give us what you mean like when you're like
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: girls from like this town will like talk about this
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: thing and like and when it would just be like
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: it would just be dead on and like people would
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: yeah tweet it.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Twenty four studying the habits of eighteen year old kids.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember you were like thirty, you were like twenty,
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: you're in your mid twenties, and I just saw you
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: tweet like if you weren't at Jennifer's party. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: yeah the prom one I think I found you from
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: you did a tweet about sneaking liquor into the prom
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: and that one like blew up and I was like
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: crying laughing at it.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Shit, and I was like, who the fuck is this guy?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: How did you twelve years old? Or like those ones
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: that you would like sit in front of, like the
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: mikayla if, like the Michala one, like would you like
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: sit and think long and hard about that or you
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: just yes, you would? Yes? Really.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: I didn't watch movies or sports from twenty fifteen to
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: twenty eighteen.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I would spend hours and hours photoshopping shit. Oh yeah,
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: and I like only got good at photoshopping like the
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: last like two years, but like before I would be
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: like photoshopping something for like six hours. Yeah, and it'll
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: be like all like really like like pixels everywhere, like
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: missing pixels. Yeah, like this.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Jagged ass edges yeah yeah yeah, no blend to anything. Yeah, man,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I would love to see some how how deep is
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the drafts folder? Do you guys all have old Twitter
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: drafts that you could access?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I went through a phase where I was deleting Twitter
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: a lot, so I lost a lot of my drafts.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: I still have drafts plably, going back like a year
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: or so. I have one draft and it's from when
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: all that ship was happening last week and it just
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: says this ship's gay. Yeah yeah, yeah, I find I
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: have a lot of those.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thinking of that ship was that was gay as fuck?
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: That ship was yeah, that she.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Was doing reality TV drama.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly what it was, reality TV drama. And
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: then like, uh, you find yourself feeling a little bit
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: of emotion, and then you'd like see someone else having
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: emotion and it's like, wow, I don't give a fuck,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I don't care at.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: All, don't like Yeah, I mean people love it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we're idiots for not just like rolling
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: up our sleeves and getting into it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: There was like a quote sweet that went viral that
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: was like something that was happening here. It might have
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: been like KFC's recap on it and somebody was just
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: like barstools Bravo for men.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: No, that's what.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but your Bravo is your Bravo for men.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I do fucking love Bravo. Yeah, you guys should
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: try it. I would like to if you liked the
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: gossip of that was going on last week, I didn't
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: you love these but I didn't like being connected to it.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I think I would enjoy it if I
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: wasn't in if I didn't work at Barstool, because.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: All the things that happened aren't actually bad, like nothing
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: actually well is like no one's but I'm saying if
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: a housewife did any of the ship, no one would
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: think it was like that insane. Yeah, it's just like, oh,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Jen Shaw was like fucking like through a glass at somebody,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: or like this fucking Teresa Judice like message someone's like
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: X or some shit like that. Like that's all part
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: for the course in Bravo in the world.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I think my thing is I just don't really fuck
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: with the whole like calling for the downfall of someone's
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: career for something like in so incredibly dumb, which is
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: like that, like I mean they do that, like it
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: happens all the time. Anytime someone here funks up, everyone's like, well,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: it's been a good ride for them. But I guess
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: their contract's not getting renewed. It's like why, like why
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: do you why do you want them to be unemployed?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: But so kind of get like this is run like
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: a reality show, so people will treat it like it
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I guess. But like if someone in in Jersey Housewives
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: fucked up, would people be like I want her to
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: be homeless and broke?
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a hater like that hat it has been
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: my only therapy.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I was off hating for a while. Kind of this
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: I'm getting Zach in a little fucking Tyler Miller got
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: me back on the Yeah, Tyler's a hater.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: I've been, I've been, and you're placed. No, I just
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: talk what I need to talk, like, I stay low
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: about it all.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: But someone pisses me off, I'll say so and then
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: I'll go back into like just chilling.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Four times a year.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he said that's why.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, he said. He said he freaks out
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: four times, lashes out, And I'm like, he'll flip out
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: on someone and then like that, then he will. He'll
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: give himself like a couple more months until it happens again,
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: which is not bad. Four times a year is not bad.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: How often is Owen?
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Three times a week?
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Probably that boy gets mad, he gets some more like deep.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: It's usually deservingly so oh for sure.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets old, he gets old schools, he gets
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: old school man mixed with.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: But I think it's like I think it's the Long
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Island of negative emotion.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: He gets mad like Popeye, like bend in half and like, yeah.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: I think it's Long Island man. Those Long Island boys,
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: they get angry. Do they live with two of them?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Dukes get angry.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: That dude get mad.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: He doesn't get mad into your face, he'll never get
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: mad at you, but he'll get mad at He'll get mad.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Deep down, and you can tell algorithm.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: I introduced some friends to Dues that we're visiting, and
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I was like, hey, this is Josh. He's like, hey,
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I'm Kevin, and my buddy's like I'm Josh and he goes, yeah,
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: I'm Kevin. I'm just like you. He's not good at
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: meeting people. Yeah, dude, what do you mean He just
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: said he said his name twice?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Huh. That is interesting. I think he's trying, though maybe
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: he's not. I don't fucking know.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I remember when he kept on coming into the office
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: beat up dude, Yeah, a little bit rough. He kept
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: on crashing city bikes.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so easy to land on your side or
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: your butt. Landing on your face is so preventable.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: He's got to raise your hands, man, or roll or
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: tuck your head, do anything. Dude.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: My biopsy thing, I don't when I I was like
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: kind of being a pussy about it last night, being like, dude,
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: this thing fucking hurts. And then I today I took
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: the band aid off to put a new band aid on,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I might be the biggest pussy
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: on the planet. It's literally one stitch. It's like this
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: of a freckle. And I was like, bro, there's like
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: a hole in my chest. It's like the size of
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: like a lead pencil. Oh no, prick, Yeah, yeah, so bad,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: so funny. And I was like rolling around at night
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: being like, oh my god, you.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Addicted to pain killers. Yeah, because one prick.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about to do. I think like ten
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: years ago they would have prescribed me like oxy cotton
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like three years ago, yeah, yeah, yeah, very recently,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy oxy cotton is. It's dope to a point.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: I've never taken it.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mixed it with booze once and that was
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: the best night of my life, right Like, I can't
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: run that back though, Yeah, but even like your body
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: kind of knows, you can't run it back, like right away.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Like the people whose body just like doesn't have the
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: switch to be like, I probably shouldn't take that drug
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: a second night in a row, like they feel, they
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: don't feel like terrible, they deserve to be addicted. I'll
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: just say that.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: It's a hot take. Let's clip that one and get
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: that out there. I'm don't wanna catch more flak for Beyonce. No,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: no one's gonna clip this for Beyonce.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Why not.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: She's got shooters everywhere.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: You think she has barstool shooters. But I just don't
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: know what you hate about her.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: I don't hate her. I just don't listen to beyond.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: You said she wasn't a black queen. I did say that,
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: so she was black. I was listening. She's not a
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: black queen, she's just black. Yeah I could. I could
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: legitimately be the downfall of all of our careers. Look
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: at them that ten second clip. They just sat there
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: and laughed at it. Dude, in the whole like the
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: whole like cancel culture thing. It's actually it's very funny
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: because like when me and muk go on the road,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: there'll be comics who go up and are like look
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: like like guest features and stuff who will go up
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: and they'll be like, look at these two people in
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: the front road, what are you gonna cancel me? And
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: it's like, dude, they're not even fucking looking at like
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: they're not paying attention to what you're saying. It's like
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: everyone and so like, oh, I'm gonna get canceled for
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: this joke. It's like do no one.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: It's like the most egotistical thing in the world to no,
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: you're not. No one cares, No.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: One gives there. They don't even know what your name.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: If they wanted to cancel you, they wouldn't be able
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: to because they don't even know what your name is.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: The third comedian at the seventh fifty.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and like, oh, we've got a couple of
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: white broads here, what are they gonna do? Oh, you're
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: gonna put me on TikTok.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: You're got cancer.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: It's like, dude, you never will get can delivers some material? Yeah,
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: stop asking, like the dude in the front row, when
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: is the last time he fucked?
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: If you TikTok ruined comedy in that way, it does
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: crow Yeah.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: They're only allowed to You can only post your crowwork
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: because you don't want to give away free material.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well give away the free material.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: No, But it's like that. But it's also like it
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: is like it's really catering towards crowd work because even
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: people who like have specials out and they post their material,
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: it still doesn't do nearly as well as people's crowd
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: work does.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just like, well, just have better material then.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: But also I don't understand him. I've never watched a
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: crowd work clip and enjoyed it because you're not in
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: the crowd, like you don't know what's.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: And it's also the worst interactions like that is not
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: it's not like someone they're such dicks to the people
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: who paid to see that there's a lot of people.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Who are just straight up mean and that's like their
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: version of crowd work, and it's kind of like, well,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: you don't have to be like an asshole to the
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: people that are there to see you get them before
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: they can get you.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Man, It's true, Sash, what was your worst moment this year?
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: This year? Yeah, I don't know. I've had a pretty
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: solid year. Yeah.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Wow, made more money than you've ever made before,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: more professional success than you've ever had before, You've done
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: significantly more fucking than you ever did in the past.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: That's true. No, not even, not even at all.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: So when was your most fucked year? Yeah?
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: What was your most fucked year? I have no idea.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I don't like them. But every single podcast I've done
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: in the last month, people have been asking me these
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: weird ask questions about.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Like so, like, dude, who you how much do you fuck?
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I saw that one clip was it Francis Island?
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Stuff Island? They did that, and then I did another
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: podcast where they asked that three in a row.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, stop asking that, And.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why do you guys care? I'm like, why
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: why is this something you're asking You've been in the podcast,
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: So I care, but.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: I know no one's gonna answer.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no one's going to give you an honest answer.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: I would love nothing more than to know how much
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: everyone is fucking really, but I know no one would
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: give me an honest answer.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be such a lame thing to do, though,
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: to be like going on podcasts and be like, yeah,
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: I'm actually oh me count on my let me count
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: on my hands. How many times?
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: It's like a Bob Menory movie. Yeah, Like that's all
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: he would talk about on fucking podcasts.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I don't think I would ever want to imagine someone
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: who's like supposed to be a funny person like how
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: much they're fucking yeah, being like, dude, this guy's person
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: seriously would be pissed me off. Yeah. Or if they
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: went on a podcast and they're like, yeah, dude, I
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: had this one drill just I mean just fucking begging
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: for it. The other if a sass sex and he
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: was doing so well and like his hand was on
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: his throat and then like she like put her hand
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: up and you grab it and like just held it
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: and you were just fucking so passionately, dude, I wouldn't
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: be able to look at you the same when you're
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: your bit. Who is the famous person who put up
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: the who? Their sex tape got leaked and it was
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: like a straight up like movie. It was like a
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: trailer for a movie. It was the one like viral.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: It's like the one viral one where they were like
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: pouring like the hot wax.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: It was like someone like put that in premiere and
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: like edited that ship and put music over it, like
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: most likely him or he sent it to his Like
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: if I sent like a sex tape to Mooke, it's like, yeah,
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: cook this up, make this look make this look good?
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Can you get this underfore minute?
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: He fixed the lighting on it. So funny to like
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: when Chuck comes, he's like, you have a clip for
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: main page? You send him a real passionate video. Is
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: this music copyright free?
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: That is funny as fuck? Gross? That's so gross.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: I remember when that that came out and I was
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: like the whole that was all that? What was he like?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: What do you pour on her? Like hot wax coke?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Not oil?
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, y'all ever watched Adam twenty two?
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Fuck, there's like footage of him heating.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Up the guy I saw like a clip of him
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: being like behind into an argument with some one of
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: his guests about whether they get bitches or not.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I was actually a big.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: One of the comments was like this is this is
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: the only universe where Adam twenty two is famous.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: It could be famous.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. It's so awesome. Though.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Do you remember like a year and a half ago,
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: there was a bunch of people at work, a bunch
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: of guys like debating who could drink more?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was here.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't remember, like Dana started it. Then Willie
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: Cologne was like, nah, I can drink more, and I.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Was pretty embarrassing. A lot of shit is embarrassing, dude.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: A lot of stuff that people do I really like
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: saying on social media he can put them away, Dana Cologne, bro, yeah,
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Colonne could two. But it's also like, you know what,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: let's rewinded that I'm interested. See, I think we're on
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: the wrong side of things. We are, one hundred percent,
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: because then then someone will post that video and then
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: you'll get like eight billion mentions being like I could
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: probably put back more than both of those boys combined.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: And his job isn't full time content. I think he
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: has us all beat on followers, Yeah, does he not? You?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Probably he's got me and on Twitter?
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, sure, Twitter doesn't count.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Twitter doesn't count.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we all stopped tweeting a long time ago.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: No, I tweet it every single day, five times a day.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but from your second account, who cares?
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to grow that one bigger about to hit
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: two hundred k. Why are you trying to do that
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: bigger than my main my only?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Because why not sell?
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: One?
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: About selling? It's all about having goals. Bro?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Are you going to do a third one? Yeah?
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Once that one hits through hundred k, I'll make a third.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: That's dumbest fuck. No, bro, it's just about the dumbest
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: People get sick of seeing that same profile picture on
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: the timeline you change? Thing is up?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: You could just change your profile picture to the square one.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up with that? All your profile pictures verified?
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: That's tight square picture.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we just have to kill the part of
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: us that cringes.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: We do. We gotta grow. It's what are your guys
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: New Year's resolutions? Me and Kyle are going to take
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: a hip hop dance class, and one of our podcast
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: episodes will be a very choreographed dance. That'll be fucking awesome.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: No speaking, just the video of a really, really choreographed dance.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: If you can memorize King Kunta, Bro, you can memorize
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: a ball step change and some fucking crumping, and KB,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: you would be.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Like good, so different good. No, I can't dance, dude,
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: you would be like your head, that's what'll take less.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: I can walk on my head.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Everyone knows that everyone's seen that ship before. I wouldn't
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: mind getting back in the gym this year.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta start getting healthier. Yeah, I've been treating
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: my body like absolutely. I haven't eaten yet today. I
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: haven't been sick for four months. Yeah I had today.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: It was calicorn. Yeah, yeah, I have not.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Also, just not not coming into work as much. I
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: think that'd be a fucking sweet one.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: We were just talking about how KB was saying that he.
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: Has, Uh, what's the ratio of shows to life experience
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: I'm doing, Like three shows I'm doing, I have like
• 58:19
  Speaker 8: point zero two life experiences for every three shows I do.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a significantly more emerentially like these past weeks.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: I've just been going to.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Bed reflecting on life experiences, like do you get your
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: own tobacco or are you grinding out a I don't
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: do a cigarette.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: I don't do that. It's pre rolls, pre rolls, bliss,
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: I hit a pr all ways and one getting big.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: I've been doing everything right, everything healthy, and I feel
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: the worst I've ever felt.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Man, Maybe just time to go back.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: It seems as if it might be like the post
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: COVID thing. Yeah, the symptoms are aligning with.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Have you been googling as well? Because I've been googling
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: for you. I've been sending I've been sending people got
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get you on that blue uh blue methane.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: People are sending me out the wazoo, like different supplements
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: to take.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: So long is long covid? Is that what that is?
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Or is that different than I I've been for them,
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: and I'm like a sasping i'most like a lot of
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: people are saying.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: It's ultra marathons and then they can't even walk to
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: the store anymore.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, dude, well you at least never ran an
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: ultra marathon. No, I mean it's lime disease. Did you
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: get thick?
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Three different people have said, dude, that sounds like lime disease. Yeah,
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: but that I don't think that would be it.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: That would be a relief, though.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: I want it to be something very severe for the sympathy,
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: just like to you know, validate this.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it would suck if they came back and
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: like it's nothing like all of saass maladies. But then
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: SaaS gets over him as soon as he hears that
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: it's nothing, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is also
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: they say that this They say that this rash that
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: I've had for four months is from post COVID too. Really, yeah,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: then why they do the biopsy just in case because
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: they want to know what rash it is. So apparently
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: it's like they think it's like a different kind of pitariasis.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: But like apparently they said there's been a massive spike
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: since the COVID and the COVID vaccines came out.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like I had an irregular heartbeat post COVID,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: but then I walked on an incline treadmill one time
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: and it went away.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Maybe you need to try that day, dude. I'm so
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: afraid of undiagnosed heart issues. People are dying from those
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: left and right, undiagnosed heart issues.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but so many more people aren't.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm only fixating on the
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: ones that are.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, most people are fine, dude, most people's most people
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: are untouched by it. You'll be all right, dude, You're
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: not ever going to die from a heart issue.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Thanks, ma'am. Do you have heart issues in your family? No?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Why, that's like what it is.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's such a crazy thing.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Asks I know, let's get to the bottom of if
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: he's going to die or not from heart.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: I have a bunch of heart like my Everyone in
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: my family is.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Well, you're probably are going to die from a heart Yeah.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Does that make you feel better?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: No, That's why I was curious.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: See if you guys were bad heart brothers.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, slow sodium diets together. My family is cancer family.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Oh shit like hedgehogs. Isn't it like ninety eight percent
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: of hedgehogs dive cancer?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Think so? They're little cancer machines.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Sonic it is.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: All those rings shot out. He was connecting the key
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: and then rings come out.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: A nine tumor of rings just explode into the air.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: How long have you been going okay, all right. Thanks
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: for listening to the son of a boy Dad