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Apartment Session 2 (LIVE) | Son of a Boy Dad #146 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: I have no notice, fucking los.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: It was an opening. It was an opening, uh, an
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  Speaker 1: eye opening experience. When we finished the stream the other
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  Speaker 1: day and I saw myself on that video. As soon
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  Speaker 1: as the stream was over, and I, fucking like a
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  Speaker 1: gun slinger in the Old West, picked up my phone
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  Speaker 1: so fucking fast to be looking at that. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: go two seconds without being on my fucking phone. Now, God,
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  Speaker 1: now it's pathetic. I'm like a child with a tablet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how I could ever tell a child
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  Speaker 1: of mine not to be on a tablet.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Colum's doing the whole fucking Matt McCusker
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  Speaker 4: method where where you put it on the black and white?
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  Speaker 4: But I tried. I tried that on I was listening
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  Speaker 4: to Matt and Chane on a flight and it was
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  Speaker 4: the episode where Matt was talking about putting his phone
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  Speaker 4: on black and white because it makes you want to
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  Speaker 4: go on it less. And I did it for like
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  Speaker 4: ten minutes and then I was like, dude, what am
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this is crazy. Just look people are
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  Speaker 4: looking at me and like, why is that guy's instagram
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  Speaker 4: black and white?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think anyone was looking at it.
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  Speaker 4: No people were, because I remember calling him because Colin
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  Speaker 4: did it last week and I was like, dude, what
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  Speaker 4: the fuck are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You were looking at it, but you're a judgmental individual.
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  Speaker 1: You think strangers in the wild were judging you for that.
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  Speaker 4: Dude on a tight ass plane. I mean, I know
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  Speaker 4: because you probably don't get it because you sit first
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  Speaker 4: glass so often when you're back in coach, you're looking
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  Speaker 4: at other people's phones. Yeah, their phones right there.
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  Speaker 1: Or other people's TVs through the cracks. That's true, that's obvious.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, I feel like that's the kind of thing
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  Speaker 1: that you that's like a last resort move.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it might be like, yeah, call him has He
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  Speaker 4: also has an app that like, when you open Instagram,
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  Speaker 4: he tells you to take a deep breath. It gives
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  Speaker 4: you like a one minute meditation, and it's like, are
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  Speaker 4: you sure you want to open Instagram right now?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is going on with that?
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  Speaker 4: And then it says and it call him showed me.
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  Speaker 4: It's like you tried to open Instagram five thousand times today,
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  Speaker 4: Not actually that it was like three hundred some shit,
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  Speaker 4: but it is preposterous.
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  Speaker 1: How it is a compulsion. Yeah, there will be times
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  Speaker 1: when I close it and then like go to the
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  Speaker 1: next app, and then I'll just go back to the
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  Speaker 1: same app. Yeah, what am I doing? Dude?
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  Speaker 4: I've talked about this with my buddy lev How. I
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  Speaker 4: just new Buddy Alert now he's a comic and uh,
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  Speaker 4: and I was saying, how I'll fucking I'll be like
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  Speaker 4: laying in bed and I'll be on my phone and
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  Speaker 4: I'm be like, oh, man, I gotta get up. I
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  Speaker 4: gotta be productive today. And then I'll go to my
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  Speaker 4: desk and I'll open Twitter just on my laptop, just
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  Speaker 4: on desktop version. I'll be like, finally I'm getting some
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  Speaker 4: work done.
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  Speaker 1: The people who are like I have a computer where
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  Speaker 1: I just write it is such a I just don't
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  Speaker 1: know how you get to that point.
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  Speaker 4: I don't either.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how. I wonder what happened in Colin's
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  Speaker 1: life where he was he got to that point where
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  Speaker 1: he's like, I have had too much Instagram. You think
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  Speaker 1: he's deeply unhappy. I think he's got a little seasonal
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  Speaker 1: depression coming on.
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  Speaker 4: He's a pretty motivated individual.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess if you come from another country to
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  Speaker 1: like be a movie or yeah, you've got to be
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  Speaker 1: pretty motivated. People who come to the United States now
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  Speaker 1: some of the more motivated bunch. I guess anytime you
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  Speaker 1: immigrate to another country, you have to have crazy motivation.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta be motivated to get a fucking green card.
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  Speaker 1: Are there kids from your high school that live in
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  Speaker 1: other countries?
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  Speaker 4: Now? No, No, I don't. None of my friends. I
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  Speaker 4: only have like four friends. Oh yeah, yeah, but I'm
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  Speaker 4: sure there probably are damn.
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  Speaker 1: My boys, squirter that shit popped. Yeah, shout out to
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  Speaker 1: shout out to Bubbly. Actually shout out to Twist of Tears.
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  Speaker 4: Really honestly, not shout out Bubbly Bubbly. It's not my favorite.
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  Speaker 4: Lacroix is the goat, and I ordered. I did a
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  Speaker 4: little instac order and they brought Bubbly instead of La Croix,
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  Speaker 4: which I was pretty furious about. Had to cuss out
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  Speaker 4: the dude that was making one dollar for delivering it.
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  Speaker 1: He had no idea what you're saying because he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: speak this language.
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  Speaker 4: Oh good, fucking imbecile, because that looked like Lacroix, Say
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  Speaker 4: it back to me, La.
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  Speaker 1: Roy, lacoa laqua. Does this sound like.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't even have the same fucking letters in it,
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  Speaker 4: you dumbass.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably the exact same color in like this parkla Waterisle,
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  Speaker 1: probably the same flavor, same water, same manufacturer. I know,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably just all made by Nabisco or Craft or something.
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  Speaker 1: Does this look like the same thing to you?
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  Speaker 4: There's not a single bee in Lacroix.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna stand here until you can get me on
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  Speaker 1: the phone with your manager. Who do you report to.
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  Speaker 4: Who give me the fucking uber uber eats CEO's number.
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  Speaker 4: I want to talk to him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is uh, that's a nasty behavior that I'll
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  Speaker 1: never partake in. Or actually I had a small part
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  Speaker 1: of my life. It was like early on in my
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  Speaker 1: career at barstool, when I I was like complaining on
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  Speaker 1: the line because you really can't get so much done
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  Speaker 1: complaining on the phone line, Oh, like asking for the
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  Speaker 1: manager or like not stopping until you get the discount.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, we were talking about this the other day. I
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  Speaker 4: forget who I was talking about this with, but like
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  Speaker 4: I remember, when I first started going on the road
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  Speaker 4: a lot, I would see people who would like bitch
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  Speaker 4: at like hotel workers and playing people, and you'd be
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  Speaker 4: like that fucking asshole, and then you realize, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but usually you get Usually you get what you want,
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  Speaker 4: and they're just like holding out for note, Like when
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  Speaker 4: you go to a hotel and it's like three and
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  Speaker 4: they're like, we can't really check you in right now,
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  Speaker 4: there's no available rooms. And then if you'd stand there
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  Speaker 4: for long enough, they're like, there is available rooms. We'll
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  Speaker 4: give you one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think what happened there?
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  Speaker 4: What was the why weren't you just giving me the
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  Speaker 4: available room.
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  Speaker 1: I think they're told to be obstinate. I think they're
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  Speaker 1: told to be unpermissive, to to not let people get
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  Speaker 1: what they want. Yeah, And I think it's the same
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  Speaker 1: same thing where it's like I want to cancel this reservation.
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  Speaker 1: There like there's nothing you can do about it, Like
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing we could do about canceling this reservation. It's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: there there is.
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  Speaker 4: I did fail at this the other day where Spirit
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  Speaker 4: Airlines for me, not for me, of course for muk Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know I'm booking Mook' spard flights.
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  Speaker 1: Because and if there was something lower.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the book Greyhounds to fucking Nevada. If I
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  Speaker 4: have to save some.
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  Speaker 1: Money, one of those buses in Thailand where you have
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  Speaker 1: to share like nine people in like a small ass area.
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  Speaker 1: Free wad.
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  Speaker 4: He probably's shown up to the fucking the comedy the
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  Speaker 4: comedy Zone in Nevada where in the fucking the back
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  Speaker 4: of a trailer with seventy Mexican dudes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, off and out smoking Marlboro lights. They had to
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  Speaker 1: stop and cannas for three days to do manual labor.
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  Speaker 1: He's like pockets full of berries and.
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  Speaker 4: Then he gets there and he's just never in a
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  Speaker 4: bad He's never been in a bad mood ever in
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  Speaker 4: his entire life. Hey, dude, dude, it was a fucking nightmare. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but the show should be fun. Tonight show should be great.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, he's a he's a top dude or two. That
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  Speaker 1: boy will throw around dudes with the best of them.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, big time.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. I appreciate it. I appreciate a nice
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  Speaker 1: A nice dude.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you need good vibes. I like the good vibes.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that there's only like I just it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't worth it to me to have those negative interactions.
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  Speaker 4: No, I still don't really do that.
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  Speaker 1: He did feel powerful. I know a guy or it's
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  Speaker 1: like a friend of a friend type of situation my
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  Speaker 1: friend has, Like their family has a family member that
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  Speaker 1: does this. They go on a nice vacation every year
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  Speaker 1: and they'll go to like a fucking rich Carlton. No
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  Speaker 1: matter what happens at the dinner, they'll find something wrong
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  Speaker 1: and they will bitch about it until they get free,
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  Speaker 1: like like whether it's a free dinner or like free
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  Speaker 1: upgrades to their room. They're like professional bitchers. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: I think there are people that are like that, that
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  Speaker 1: are professional bitchers and they will stop at nothing to
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  Speaker 1: get what they want from the complaining.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm never really try to get anything free.
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  Speaker 1: These people were, but that's crazy. Stop Jewish hate.
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  Speaker 4: But stop Jewish hate. But come on, guys, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: These people are Jewish. These people were Jewish by faith,
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  Speaker 1: which has nothing to do with the story. But I
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  Speaker 1: think I just from trying to add texture.
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  Speaker 4: No it does.
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  Speaker 1: It's got a little bit to do with the story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's a mastery of that. And I think, but stop
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  Speaker 1: Jewish hate.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we got to stop that. Cut that ship out.
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  Speaker 1: Stop seriously, seriously the chat right into the cameras.
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  Speaker 4: Chat it starts with you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, can we throw some fucking uh some maybe stars
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  Speaker 1: with David in the chat to stop Jewish hate.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like how we can see the chat, but
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  Speaker 4: I think when we don't have a t J, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Not looking at it. You're over there.
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  Speaker 4: Well, because I want to see if they're gonna if
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  Speaker 4: they're gonna give us any updates, like if like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: buys the fucking thing cut out.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: But but if you start looking for updates, they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have some naughty, naughty boys in the chat that are
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  Speaker 1: gonna give you lies.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: I know they do that for the yak yeah, or
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  Speaker 1: they do it for anything. Anytime. They're like no sound,
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  Speaker 1: no fuck you guys, don't fuck with that. Well I did.
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  Speaker 4: Start off, I was saying no sound, and then they
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  Speaker 4: ended up being right. Someone said, sas, why did you
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  Speaker 4: cancel the show I was going to on Friday because
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  Speaker 4: I can't do it? Oh yeah, I have to go
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  Speaker 4: to a funeral. Damn, I'm still doing the two shows though,
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  Speaker 4: I'm still doing Yeah, so I'm gonna be in Raleigh
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  Speaker 4: tomorrow night and Friday night, but only two shows.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so wait, so when are you coming back for
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  Speaker 1: the funeral?
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  Speaker 4: The funeral is not in New York City, believe it
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  Speaker 4: or not.
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  Speaker 1: What what the fuck do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 4: No, I gotta go to a The funeral.
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  Speaker 1: Is not cy See.
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  Speaker 4: This person said the audio is cunning in and out.
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  Speaker 4: I know that's not true because the audio is not
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  Speaker 4: the issue. The audio is perfect, So don't try and
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  Speaker 4: fucking fuck with me.
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  Speaker 1: And plus I'm holding this mic by thumb and fore
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  Speaker 1: finger jumpstick just the tiniest I'm barely touching this mic.
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  Speaker 1: I have zero pounds of fucking.
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  Speaker 4: I'm straight up gripping the fucking xcel R cable just
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  Speaker 4: to just just as a fuck you to the so
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  Speaker 4: the people who told me I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they said that if you touch an xl R
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  Speaker 1: cable you might light the studio on fire.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I might. I might get out of content. I
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  Speaker 4: might quit the content game and get into production. This
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  Speaker 4: has been a fucking rush for me.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to do that with trying to go camera.
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  Speaker 1: They try to do that. I tried to go hard
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  Speaker 1: into production. Yeah, and uh, they wouldn't welcome me. Stop
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  Speaker 1: Jewish hate, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Stop Jewish hate, dude. It is funny. The uh I've
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  Speaker 4: it is nice having a couple of tools in your bag,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I've noticed a uptick in your mood as well.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because you're not focusing on just the fucking
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  Speaker 4: on making people laugh, you know what I mean. You're
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  Speaker 4: focusing on making sure they have Chris Bodia and.
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  Speaker 1: That's what will make people laugh. People can't laugh if
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  Speaker 1: they can't hear. Have you ever heard seen a deaf
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  Speaker 1: person laughing?
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  Speaker 4: They don't do it, dude, Do not know how to
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  Speaker 4: speak or laugh as just as they never heard what
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  Speaker 4: a laugh sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing that they can is scream, just nonsensically.
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  Speaker 4: They just vibrate, have you they mimic the vibration is
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  Speaker 4: what a sign language for laughing? I do not know what.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know any sign language.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a disturbing video of a deaf guy getting
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  Speaker 1: harassed by police. That's all my algorithm is is dudes
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  Speaker 1: like getting into run ins with the laws and being
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  Speaker 1: unrightfully arrested. Oh my god, it looks like we're in
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  Speaker 1: the complete.
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  Speaker 4: Dark now it doesn't matter, But it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it subtle set. I swear to god, it's fucking set.
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  Speaker 1: But it's fucking it's terrifying. It must be filter that algorithm.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time, though, I thought, there's a
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  Speaker 1: deaf guy on ninety Day Fiance that met a woman
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  Speaker 1: in like Thailand, like kind of a battie. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: works at a grocery store. He has like it's gotta
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  Speaker 1: be a hard life, but somehow he's rizzing up Thai
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  Speaker 1: Taiwanese baddies.
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  Speaker 4: Dude sign language RIZ is probably the easiest fuck to
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  Speaker 4: get off because there's no, like, there's no like confidence
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  Speaker 4: in it. And unless your hands are like shaking, your
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  Speaker 4: heads are sweating, flirting with a girl with sign language,
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  Speaker 4: and your hands are just fucking dude, you got no confidence.
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  Speaker 4: That's your issue together.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing that the dude would do is he
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  Speaker 1: would play the game with Uh. The woman was like,
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  Speaker 1: I need you to talk to my son more. She's like,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to fucking make it, make a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with my nine year old's Thai son who doesn't speak
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  Speaker 1: a word of fucking English, much less language. And so
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  Speaker 1: what he did was he played the game was like
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  Speaker 1: the hands on top. Yeah, I guess that's all all
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  Speaker 1: deaf people have.
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  Speaker 4: That's probably rock paper scissors is how they just get along.
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  Speaker 1: Thumb wars is how they settle international conflicts. If Israel
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  Speaker 1: and Pales nine were deaf, they would just go fucking
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  Speaker 1: thumb to thumb. They would just settle all wars. I
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  Speaker 1: wish war would end men. I wish we could just
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  Speaker 1: fucking settle things with our thumbs. But they probably have to. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You think they're more they're they're more
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  Speaker 1: elite with like hand jobs and finger blasting.
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  Speaker 4: That's strong ass hands.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think they do or the Yeah, I guess
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  Speaker 1: they do. That makes a lot of sense.
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  Speaker 4: Probably their most used muscle. Yeah, by a mile.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: The dude also involuntarily makes noise all the time, which
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: has to be tough.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: I know a couple of dudes who do that. Min mince. Yeah,
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: he's always involuntary making noise.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: He was just defin the entire time, he'd be America's
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: greatest success story.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: He could be.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: He could have a lot of things jammed in there
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: that we really just don't know about him.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I'm back in on us. So I've been
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: so since I guess when was the last time we
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: saw each other? Two days ago? Yep, So I've been
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: I'm flying through band of brothers.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, you got for your misunderstanding of banded brothers.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people were shitting on me. But also I was
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: only on the second half.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Actually paratroopers, and they didn't.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: What did I say they were? You both?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Maybe they were in U boats or some ship.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: I said they were airborne. I don't know they're airborne paratroopers,
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: but yeah, people were. But also i'd only seen two episodes,
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: so you've been super into abandon Brothers. Yeah, I got
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: rio last night. Damn near a tear jerker. A lot
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: of boys are going down.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and you're creating an emotional attachment with these gentlemen. Yeah.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: And I've never had that happen in a war movie
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: because the war, because it's usually a movie and they're short.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: But now it's like it's fucking long, you know what
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: You never cried in a war movie. Now I cried
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: in nineteen seventeen when when the dude's buddy dies.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, when his brother. I think it's his brother, right.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: No, but no, the guy tells him to like find
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: his brothers, and that's why he goes on the crazy mission.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Like though he gets he's trying to say the German soldier,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: and the German soldier stabs him and he's like holding
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: his buddy as he fucking dies.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they'd get cold find that like empty plane
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: and then the German soldier like flies out of it
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: and kills one of them.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Me and Cayleb were on the road and we saw
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: it together, and he like he fell asleep during the
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: movie and he woke up from the nap to be crying. Dude,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: it literally looks like we're in the Pitch Black right now.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: We both have to get into this sex.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Do you think I should You think we should just
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: move the fucking uh the camera. Yeah, someone said the
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: terminal list the terminalist is gilly, but I don't think
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: the terminalist isn't real.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: What's the terminalist not the camera?
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Should we just pull that thing off or let me
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: just maybe there we go. That's a lot better, is that? Actually? Yeah?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: That's better? Great work.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Groan. No, it's not, no, dude, it was pitch black before.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: This is way better.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: This is not way better. Yeah, we're gonna get you.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get everything. Honestly, this podcast shifting to the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: apartment is going to be the reason why you get blinds.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be the reason why you get decor on
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: your walls. It's going to be a reason why everything
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: changes for you.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: To be the reason that I have to move out
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: because I'm out of money. Every day, I'm just like,
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: all right, I guess I'll spend another three hundred dollars
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: on this shit.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Just hitting up dukes to be like, do you want
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: to move back in?
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: All just take the living room. You can take the
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: fucking dungeon. My room is an actual dungeon. I had
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: to do. I had to get these fucking skull candies today.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Which how you bought those?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Bought these? And I had to get another fucking laptop charger.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I got some more cash for you, bro, Now, don't
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: worry about it. You're getting deep into band of brothers?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Is it getting you closer to being? Like I could
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: have enlisted oh every day if this I said it
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: last time. But if this stream didn't go, well, you
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: know where I'm heading.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Would you have fought best point drone operator from Afar Dude?
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: There's a whole episode about this dude. His name's Blythe
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: and it's pretty It's fucked up, but it is a
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: little funny. The dude is like a pussy. He's a
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: massive pussy kind of not actually, because he's on the
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: war and I would probably be worse, like I wouldn't
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: want to be fighting in the war, which pretty much
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: every time he goes out into battle, he goes into
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: shock and he like can't fight, damn, has like panic
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: attacks and freaks out. And then he like temporarily blind
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: and like went to like the medic tent and he
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm blind and they were like, what's wrong
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: with you? And then like the blindness, he went into
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: like shock and went blind, and then the blindness went
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: went away.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: So he had the yips.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: He got the yips bad and.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: War he's like Charles Barkley golfing.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, yeah, And so he goes blind. He gets
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: out of the blind state and he goes back into
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: war and everyone's like they get into a massive shootout
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: with the Germans and they're like, blithe, come on, you
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: can do this. Man, like you gotta get out here
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: and you gotta help us fight. And then blythe gets
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: up starts shooting his gun and then like thirty seconds
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: later just gets shot in the neck and dies, and
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I it's it's fucked up because it's a true story.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: But I was thinking about it and I was like, dude,
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: all of this shit is based off of like these
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: dudes that they're interviewing in the beginning, and like they're
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: like remember like how they remember the war, and it's
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: pretty fucked up that they all like, like Blythe's family
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: is probably was probably under the impression until two thousand
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: and one when this show came out. They were like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: our son was a fucking hero and he went out
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: there and he fought for our country. And then all
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: these veterans are like, yeah, Blythe was a raging, fucking
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: pussy and he was a coward. It died as soon
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: as he started fighting. It was in his blood that
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: he was a coward. There was nothing he could do.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: He pretended to be blind for several days, Like, was
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: there any thought that he was faking the blindness?
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Kind of I thought it, like maybe, but I also
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: was like I probably would think I was going blind too, So.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I think, do you think that the cowards died first
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: or lived the longest.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: There's like an episode that I just was on was
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: kind of about one of the dudes who got injured
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: and then went like into like he went. He didn't
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: fight for like four months, but then a bunch of
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: other dudes got injured and like fought the next day.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a coward in like saving Private Ryan or
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: like there.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Like I don't know. I've seen like so many war movies.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: I don't remember it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Like there's like a hand to hand combat back and
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: this dude just like stays outside while his like buddy dies.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: He's like on the steps like going down, about to
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: go back in. Maybe that's a different war I ever know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: I feel like that happens a lot. Though.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: It's got to be a bitch to be a coward
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: in war, dude. They should have been like, yo, we've
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: got to leave the coward.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Too, especially World War Two. I don't want to sound dumb,
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: but I do feel like I don't I didn't realize
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: how bad World War two was until recently. Like I
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: knew it was terrible, but like I didn't know seventy
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: three million people died during World War Two.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Seventy three million is.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: A lot. Yeah, it's like the worst thing that ever happened.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Kind of makes nine to eleven look a little.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: That's a good amount of nine elevens in there.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like we really like went over the top half
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: because of nine to eleven. Like, should I do the math?
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Seventy three million divided by like work two thousand. Yeah,
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: that's a shitload of nine elevens. That's an overwhelming amount
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: of nine.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: To elevens divided by three thousand. Oh yeah, that's twenty four,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: three hundred and thirty three nine to eleven.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: So that's a solid chunk.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Damn dude, that's fucking yeah. That was a it was
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: a bad time. That's like, if that's like sixty six
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: years of nine to eleven every single day, it's not good.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: They'd I'll tell you that.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who is most of the people that died?
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: Who?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Who's who got the worst? Was it Russia? Was it Germany?
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know. I don't really know
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: enough about World War Two. I don't know how long
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: the US was Yeah, sound off in the chat, sound
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: off in the chat. How long was the US in?
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: I know the World War Two because I know they
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: kind of got into it late in the game, right.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Forty one to forty five. I think the users in.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: I mean fucking easy company lost a lot of boys.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they'll tell you that.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: God damn. Even after last week's episode, I had a
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: bunch of people hitting me out, being like, you have
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: to watch Band of Brothers.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's fucking good, dude.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I have trouble even putting on like fucking Gone Girl
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: at my house without it being too scared. Dude, I
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: need to fucking.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Gone Girls not scary.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it for me.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: If you're a grown up girl, woman.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: It's more scary if you're a dude. Yeah, Honestly, there's
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: not really any girls dying in Gone Girl.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: There's also not really any girls that are that like
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: smart and real.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: That movie is phenomenal, it is. That's one of my
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: favorite movies. But uh, yeah, dude, it was. This is
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: like one of the best shows I've ever seen. Yeah,
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: I say, up till five in the morning last night
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: watching it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Watching how many episodes? How many seasons of it are there?
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: There's only one season, but then the Pacific, I guess
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: is like a sequel.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: But okay, that's that's gotta be nice. That's gotta be Uh.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: It's like, as soon as this that's approach, I'm just
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: gonna throw on Pacific. Then I'm gonna throw on I'm
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: not done with Banded Brothers. I got two more.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: So you're saying as soon as this show is done, as.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Soon as this is over, I'm throwing on band of Brothers.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: You're trying to get through everything real fucking fast. Yeah,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: and then get back to your brothers.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Ship face tonight.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I'm getting ship faced tonight as well.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Really, I am. Why what do you got?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Uh? I got a dinner with a uh my firefighter
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: and buddy, my cop buddy.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, really should pop by the stand later?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What time you have sets?
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: I have seven, I'm doing Guardini's show, and then I
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: got a ten to fifteen spot. But uh, it's Guardini's
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: last day.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Guardini's last stand.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the Guardian. It's the Sean Guardini going Away
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Bash presented by the Stand, hosted by Little Sasquatch, featuring
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: the Drip the Drip Comedy crew. Who's in that Gardini
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: and his co host Ali May four hundred dollars tickets.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: I got your ticket minimum.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: All right, we can put something together.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Why did you just look over there? That's where the
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: fuck out of me? That's where my wallet is.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: That's where my not is.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: I don't like you fucking looking over here, over the hall.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Down the hallway. I think I have a problem with that.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I think I have a problem where I like gaze
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: off into the distance.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Well, I just didn't know if someone was back there.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: I got I got scared. Last night. I had a
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: weird I had a weird moment last night where I
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: went into the bathroom and I was thinking, I feel
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: I heard something or I watched something. What was the
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: old thing where you look in the mirror and you
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: say like Rosemary.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Uh, maybe Rosemary or Biggie Smalls or Red Rum.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Or Red Rum, Yeah that one. I don't know one
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: of those. And then there's a move. Oh it's an
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: American horror story. There's a scene. Is it American horror story?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's American horse.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: It's an American horror story where there's a The dude's a
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: therapist in one of his clients is like worried that
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: every time he goes into the bathroom, he's like afraid
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: because he thinks he's gonna say this is a fucking
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: thing and then he's gonna get killed. And the dude'es like,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: just go do it. You're not gonna get killed, and
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: he does get killed. And I had a moment where
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I was in the bathroom and I was like, I
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: kind of want to try it out.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Going right now. Hell no, just do it right now.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Someone else say it. I had to like.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Sing lyrics in my head so that I would stop
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: myself from saying it. I get it. It was. It
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: was at like three in the morning. I had I
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: had just watched the Battle of the Bulge breakout.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: But I don't think you're ready to live alone. I
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: think you need some companionship.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: There's bloody Mary, that's what they're saying.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bloody, bloody Mary, bloody Mary. Yeah, yeah, very bloody.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: You don't want to say it multiple times, at least
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: not in my past. I know you don't believe in
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: that ship. I know you don't believe in that ship,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: but please do not say that in my apartment.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I just did it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: I've been in this I've been in the apartment a
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: little too much this week.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you really have You need to get out. You
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: need a cat or something.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: No, a black cat? Yeah, true, you need a fucking dog.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: I want a dog, but I can't because I travel too.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Much, will you. I'm trying to get another dog. Yeah,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I mean it's been like hell though, We're like applying
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: for a dog every fucking week. Dude, it's so.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Tough to get one in New York. You gotta drive please.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: We're like trying to adopt. We're like trying to like
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: just not just go to a store. Yeah, by the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: cutest puppy possible, try to give a dog a better life.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: But uh, it's been We've applied for like multiple dogs
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: or like there's just always you always go down and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: like on the day out, they're like, oh yeah, you're
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: like third in line for this dog. So if there's
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: two other people don't want this like perfect young puppy,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: you can get it. We're gonna get one soon though.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: And if you're gonna.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Bring up the big bucks start bidding like it's eBay.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I would I want to, honestly, but it's like.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Let's cut the bullshit, guys. Here's ten thousand dollars cash,
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: give me the fucking dog.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: No.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I spent all the money on the fucking my half
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: of this equipment.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: The pod track P four Yeah, and he set me
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: back year's worth of money.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: We have intro music.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: These are literally all just pre set. I didn't even know.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, you didn't have said that. You
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: should have made a sea cue puck.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Well, I was like, what do these buttons do? And
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: then I and then I clicked on one and it
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: did the drum noise. And then there's a cheering one too.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: We should have just been smashing that one, I know.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: But the cheering one doesn't end, which I don't like.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: It just has a hard cutout.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: But I'm down. I'm one hundred percent down to come
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: out tonight though.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: If I'm invited, I just gotta go to I gotta
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: go to Raleigh in the morning, which sucks. Eleven thirty.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: That's the least morning that that the morning can get.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: You have twenty nine minutes of morning less and only
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: twenty nine minutes.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Dude. I just like, I was gonna go out last
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: night because there was a big Halloween bash, and I
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: was like, guys, I gotta skip this one. I seriously, did.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: You got ship face on the couch alone?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't drink it all, but I was like,
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I gotta skip because I gotta do this fucking live stream.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: And I had to be sharp today.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you are.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: If if that what happened at the beginning there where
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: we had that little technical difficulty.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: If that happened while you were hungover, yeah, you would
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: have taken your fucking fish.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Killed myself, wrapped it around your own neck.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Oh man, come in here and find your body dangling
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: these rafts.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I don't think you can dangle from these things.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Oh you could dangle from anything, brother, depends on how
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: hard you want it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen that episode of Always Sunny where
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: they walk it, They walk in and Frank is hanging
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: from the ceiling and they're like, and he's still alive
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: because his neck is too thick.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: God damn. That's incredible.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Oh man.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: So when you're just sitting on the couch, you're not
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: and you're not drinking where you're just hitting vape, you're
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: just like.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Now people are saying the sound actually cut out? Did
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: it actually cut out? Hmmm? Nah, bro, there's no way
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: it did.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: There's no way it did. They're fucking with us.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Shall we double check.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Let's do a little double check. It can't hurt. Oh,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: let's do add right now. Yeah, once we confirm that,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: it's good to go.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: No, it did not cut out?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Will you hear that vocal fry?
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Goddamn bastard, stop lying to me. Don't mess with us,
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: scaring the hell out of me. Yeah, let's do an ad.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: I want to see this. This is fucking cool.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, bring it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Up, give it up.
• 29:46
  Speaker 10: Her Shito Sebastian Menacecalco's new stand up special It Ain't Right.
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: It's coming to Hulu on November twenty first.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Thirty years ago.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: Jeff Bezos Complete Nerd Bezos.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Rippedish Ahead on a super yacht and the boxes.
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: Keep calumb Sobashton, Mena Scalco. It Ain't Right Premiere's November
• 30:09
  Speaker 10: twenty first streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus
• 30:12
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• 30:16
  Speaker 4: I know I just closed that though, which I don't like.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: It's okay, we're still good, Am?
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: I good? Yeah, we're still good? Am? I ripping vapor
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: whole time.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: You're not drinking beers? So is anything? Are you doing
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: anything to stimulate your mind? No?
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: I just focus in really yeah, but I have I
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: will say I have a hard time getting focused until
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: like one am, and then one am phone goes down,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: and that's when I really sharpen.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Up because nothing else is happening, and nothing else is happening,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the phone drives up, except for the fucking Raiders firing
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: their entire coaching staff, which is why you stay up,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: or the Sixers trading James Harden. Both of those things
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: happen at fucking two as.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Exactly, and both of my fantasy quarterbacks getting hurt and
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: getting removed. So I have to drop Kirk Cousins. I
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: had to pick up fucking Haul.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Broke ken Jack has six quarterbacks on his roster.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I was going to pick a quarterback, but
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: I didn't. I couldn't figure out how to do the
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: fucking when we did the draft, I couldn't figure out
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: how to get off of auto pick. So it took
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Stephan Diggs for me, which I'm happy with Stefan Diggs,
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Obviously he's getting a lot of points for me, But
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: I still I have no qbs.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a fuck.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: I got fucking what's that guy's name, the Eagles old
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: quarterback Minshew. I got Minshew, and I got fucking Jay Hall.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what his first name is, just
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: j Dot Hall, who's the backup quarterback for the Vikings.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: That's a creative player. They just traded for Josh Dobbs
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: this week. He's not gonna play.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: He's playing this week.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Jay Hall is definitely playing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I looked it up. And also I also put
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: in a waiver to get Josh Dobbs too.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: How much did you got to spend that waiver money?
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I spent all of it? Is there? Like? Is there
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: unlimited amounts.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Of it or no? You have one hundred waiver points.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, I used all of it already.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Why you shouldn't used a little bit more?
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Can I like pay real money and get more.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: You might be able to. I've seen trades on fantasy
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: football reddits where people like added in actual cash.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I would do that to get a better quarterback.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Trade trade for someone with me, then tradeing Minshew for
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Matthew Stafford in fifty bucks?
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't won't know, dude, that's ridiculous. I don't want
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: fucking pity points.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I'm saying you would get.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Why would you want Minshew for Matthew Stafford.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: That's acause I have two starters. I have Jalen Hurts
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: and Dak Prescott. You can only start two guys this
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: guy's sitting on my bench. He's my backup option.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: How would I give you Kirk Cousins for Jalen Hurts?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: All right, fine, no pity points. This is not pity.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Points, bro.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: This sun is fucking resilient. Dude. I thought that. I
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: thought the sun goes down, not on this.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Side of town though it's only three forty.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I just thought it would go behind this building. I'm
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: not asking for it to go fully down. It's been
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: like right on the fucking precipice the entire time.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Well, it's just it keeps changing, like right now, it
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: looks great. Right now we got we got good lighting.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, should I whip that thing down or no? Leave
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: it up? It's good. This lighting is fucking perfect. Now
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: we can actually launch into it with clippable bits.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: I now hopefully fuck clips.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Thank god, we don't have to like crank clips anymore.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: We usual crank clips out.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: We used to be posting six clips a week, right
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: or was it a day?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And like the uh the montage clips were always funny
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: where it was just like a zoom in on our face.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and me being like boying, wait, I have
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: to watch that show? What is that show where they
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: did the sound.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: I just don't think this is a very clippable show.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: I know this is more just fucking this is good times,
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: good vibes. Throw on the background. You don't even have
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: to watch, to be honest, you could just pull this up,
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: throw on some tetris.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: It's for the lonely boys and girls out there.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: This is where the people who can't stand their own thoughts.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: And you have no friends, and you want to be
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: like you long for having a conversation, being the third
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: in the conversation. Yeah, being the quiet guy in a conversation,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: isn't that right? Quiet guy?
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: We gotta well, we gotta do is we got to
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: get a moderator, and we gotta make this like a
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: very positive, fucking tight chat. We gotta make this a
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: positive chat, like everyone just boosts like, hey, how was
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: your day? My day was fucking great.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: On see, if you guys want to put in applications
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: for moderators, we will pay fifty dollars a month for
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: a moderator.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Really, I don't know. I think this is kind of
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: like an auto moderator. Like if they say the M word,
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: they get banned.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought that we're going to get a really
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: good moderator.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we could, we could tighten it up.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just going to promise money
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: and that I felt that's kind.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Of like, well, because that we're actually going to get
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: a bunch of people being like, I'm actually the moderator
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: of thirty seven streams, so I think I'm pretty much
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: overqualified to take over this piece of junk stream that
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: you guys are running.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Have you ever modeled a form or anything like that?
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: No, I know you're the moderator of the Fat Anti Fat.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: No. I was like an honorary like hero, Yeah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: I know, you're the with you were the honorary moderator.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I guess I was. It was more than a mode though.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: It was more like that, like I had unlimited privileges.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: What would make anybody want to be a moderator of
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: like a Reddit?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I think some people it's like a communal thing. I
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: think you're like, that's where you start posting in a community.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: You feel the russia the community community like of the interaction.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: You have really good posts and then you're well liked,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: so people kind of push you forward. It's a place
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: where you can be valued among you know, maybe you're
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: not valued in other parts of your life.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: I could see that. You think, now I'm so goddamn valued.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: I could never imagine a life of being unvalued.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just you seek value at every fuck.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not valued at all.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, look, I made this stream possible all by myself.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's a good It's a damn good feeling.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: It's called it's called being a it's called a sense
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: of accomplishment.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I used to be on battle Rat forms heavy.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I'm on every form.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I used to be on Sixers forms heavy.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: I'm on the NFL form pretty heavy. I was a
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: rent yesterday. I was on the NFL read it yesterday
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: when the Raiders fired their GM and head coach. I
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: was just saying, there spamming ls, frauds. You ever go
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: into NFL lions own you, You.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Ever go to NFL memoir the memour ones are because
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: like regular NFL reddits, you can't talk ship like they're.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Like get to it's only like highlights.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Like if a commander's fan goes in and starts talking ship,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: pap Bev's calling, should I answer it if you want?
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: All right, you gotta tell him we're live though it's illegal.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: We're live on Son of a boy.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Dad, weybody watching that ship's facet?
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I did the drum that weak ass show.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: You it's up?
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Brother? Yeah?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Live okay? Damn out like that. He does not funk
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: with the show.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: He banged on it.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: What did he say? He said that week ass show.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Nobody's watching that.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, he's calling back you you hey, buddy, I didn't
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: know y'all was for real. Oh we're live for Yeah,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: we're live for real again.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: This is a distraction is he doing?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Dude? Yo, buddy, was real?
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: We're live, We're live for real. I thought you was
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: pulling my news. Damn. We would never I would have
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I would never do that.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Just how was the Halloween party? Bro?
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: That was the joke he made with me last time. Damn, bro,
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: you're making racially motivated jokes.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I don't. I asked racially motivated question to try and
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: tweak the TikTok algorithm. But that's the that's the extent
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: I think we have a I think we have a
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: jewelry response.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: Jewelry Yeah ship, Damn dude, he hates me.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: No, it's all.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: I thought it would be all love after we met.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: But I think he's still stubborn about the war zone thing,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: because he'll come up to me and just be like,
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Tommy smokes overtook you. He'd be like, he's way better
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: than you are, and I'm like, damn, okay, I guess.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: No, that man is just a shit talker. He's trying
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: to motivate you.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: I know he's a motivating guy.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Same thing. That's how he knows, that's how you respond.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: You know who we should have on this is we
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: should have a Wallow and Gilly on and have it
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: in my apartment.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: That would be so fucking funny.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: I'd love to see Wallow do a fucking motivational video
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: from in here.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Wallow would fucking uh. He would clean this ship up
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: like a prison cell. Oh yeah, he'd have this ship
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: like super organized. No one's more organized than due to
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: her in the army or dude to her in prison.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Those guys, they might be scumbags, but they're gonna get
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: there like push ups in and they're gonna have everything
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: perfectly like lined up on their shelves. Do you have
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: you watched any of Kay's stream the prison stream.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I've only seen the clips that Drewski posted.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Those are dude.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: From one live streamer to another, I'm boneset. I'd say,
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: I'm fucking proud of what those boys are doing.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're really they're they're breaking boundaries.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean someone's got to pave the way for
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: guys like us.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: They're pushing us. Yeah, that's how we get motivated from
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Pat Beev shitting on us and from uh, from watching
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: guys like Kai and Drew Ski. Yeah, when he goes
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: into the like going through the pain, that's it.
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: Was so funny, wicked, bro, he is so funny.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: It's damn hurricane outside. I know, I love this weather.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: This weather on this street is like I don't know why,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: but like, even just biking over here today, I was
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: like charged up that it's falling New York.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this street specifically, it's got a very big fall field.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: And so it's so pretty pause and uh but like
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: my like mindset as I was biking over was like
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: this is for like the funk. It's like the real
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: ones now, like only the people that can handle New
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: York in the winter, even though it's like it's not
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: like that at all. It's like the same exact people
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: that are here, and.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: The waiters here are really not that bad.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: They're not that bad and it's like very but first
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: day of November though, it was it's forty five degrees.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: It's freezing out.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well not freezing, but forty five degrees.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: It is funny though, like all those like like what
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: does the Simon and Garfunkle have that song where they're like,
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: the New York City winters are bleeding me. I don't
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: know if it's like do you think people that say
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: the New York City winters are so bad? Or people
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: that didn't grow up on the East Coast and they
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: like moved to New York.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It's like they want something to bitch about.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: I guess yeah, I mean they are bad, but it's
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: like they're no work. Like I feel like the winters
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: in Massachusetts were just as bad, and I'm sure the
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: winters in Philly are just as bad. The winters in
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: fucking like, I can't imagine the winters in Philly. It's
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: like thirty degrees warmer.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: But you'd be I think it's a something specific about
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: people who come to New York wanting to be like
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: edgy and because like winters in Chicago are way worse
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and everybody out there is like, hey, yeah, it's just
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: part of the problem, you know.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: It's just I don't know. The told has never really
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: bothered me. I've always just been able to because you
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: can guys like off in bulking season. That's true.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's officially Balkan season, it is. I don't
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: know if you noticed broad hit leg day today.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: I didn't.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I did not notice that ever since fucking KB is going,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I'm basically the fucking jacked guy, jym guy. Yeah, the
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: new jacked ass gym guy at the office. I wore, Uh,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I wore shorts underneath my sweatpants too, so one to
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: keep me warmer and two so my legs look a
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: little bigger.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I used to do that in college. I would wear
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: jim shorts under my fucking like jeans on like my
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: freshman year of college, so my legs didn't look so
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: fucking skinny.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: When I was in Iceland, we were wearing we were
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: like layering up pretty hard. So I would have like
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: two pairs of like long jongs on and like like
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: you say, long John's, long John's and uh, like khakis
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: and like sweatpants, and then I would have like my
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: fucking like like three crew necks on and then like
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: my Icelandic sweater on top, and I'd be like, damn, dude,
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I probably look fucking jacked as fuck. And then I
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: would see a picture of myself like I just look
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: morbidly obese.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I look like a little kid who his mom
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: bundled him up.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I do not look jacked at all. Yeah, it
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: takes there's really no you gotta you gotta be jacked.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: That's the thing. You gotta be jack to look jacked.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: And like, uh, it's it takes so long.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: To get to that. Oh dude, I'm never gonna get
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: to that. I mean, how am I supposed to get
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: jacked when I'm fucking I'm an audio engineer? Now have
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: you ever seen a jacked audio engineer? I have when
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: all right, I'm lying, Yeah, you're lying. There's never been
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: a jacked audio engineer because guys like me, we're constantly
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: just working on the audio. As soon as this ends,
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to fucking sit down and just be like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: what can I do better?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Honestly, the guys who have the worst bodies are like
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: mobile sound guys.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, fat as fuck, dude. Those guys are those
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: guys are hilarious. I haven't seen one of those guys
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: in a long time.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I know, since like Neighborhood Eats and ship Yeah back
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: up and uh they like, we're gonna have to be
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: in contact with some of those guys. They're like always
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: like skinny. They have like some belt wrapped around their
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: waist with like a fucking shelf in front of them,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: like full of Remember that audio equipment.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Remember that dude in Kansas City who was like, I
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: can go I can go home and grab the crane
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: if we need it, And you're like, dude, in what
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: world will we ever need that? Just fucking hit record
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: on the lab mic?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Big that not that crazy Big Daddy was his name?
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Was that Big No? I think it was Big Daddy's
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: sidekick because there was two when we were in Kansas City.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Big Daddy was the guy at the long hair.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Big Daddy was the old guy.
• 43:30
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• 43:31
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  Speaker 5: See app for availability terms apply.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Your guy who was like, I work with the Chiefs
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: a lot and I, uh, oh yeah, I got the
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: crane just parked in the driveway right now. It was like, dude,
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: we're never in whenever when will we need When do
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: you even need cranes in modern like with drones? Now,
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: when would you even need a Yeah?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I guess like if you're like on college game Day, yeah,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: like in effect, but that's the only way if you're
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: on the Barstool college College Game Day show.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Where yes, yeah they need a crane for that.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: They need a crane to be like fucking makes some norm.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Brandon. Uh, I was tweeting with Brandon last night, So
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: you're tweeting with them. Yeah. It was just weird just
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: going back and forth. But I missed that fucking love
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: that guy. I know, I love that guy with my
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: fucking all my heart. Where is this uh barstool basketball
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: thing happening? Chai toown No shit, it's happening in the
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: rack And you're going, yeah, am I going, I don't.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Believe So is anyone up your ass about travel? No,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: they're up my ass messageing me every day about travel,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: and it gets harder and harder every day to ignore them.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: So I'm probably not going.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look like it. Yeah you should be.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: I don't want to.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, actually it's gonna be on Wednesday, so you're gonna
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: have to hold it down and do boy Dad with Francis.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Oh ship from here?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I don't care where that's gonna be interesting. I mean
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: probably from here because this ship is so goddamn good.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: It's too crisp, because it's so fucking crisp.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: If this becomes like the normal setup, I'll probably just
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: never go to the office again.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: We do five days a week from here.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah we could. I mean I don't like I we
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: film sketches out of office. I don't know micro pot
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: micro potting. This is better, dude. It's like, it's so
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: much more relaxing not having those fucking bright ass LEDs
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: in our face.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's dark.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: You don't feel like press soleless in here.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: And shoes shot out to the shoe folks.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Shoes are my waiting boots.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they weighted lightweights.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: And also for everyone being like people were all everyone
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: was like, dude, why do you got the fucking Uh,
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: we are your shoes on your couch? I don't, They're not.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: They a rone put them there to try and add
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: some sort of background, even though there's to.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Make it stimulating for people. And guess what everyone's talking about.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: It People liked the shoes, which I don't understand.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I succeeded.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: It makes no sense.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I succeeded in creating decor.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, Tim Hitchings is in the fucking chat, our biggest hater.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Tim. Let us know if his timing is okay for
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: you found off and let us know if this is
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: a sound off. Three time for us to be uh,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: us to be presenting for you ladies.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: And you know I'm not gonna press it again because
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: the audio cut The audio cutout when we did the
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: clapping one.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Find the other one.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Tim Hitchings everybody, classic, oh, classic dude every time?
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Events was I at recently where people
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: are like, I've been looking for that fucking video Sash
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: with his dick out.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, no one that's gone. It's long gone.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: It ain't gone.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: That's behind me.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it ain't behind you. Someone has it out there,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: But I hope that it never comes to light, but
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: it'll be like it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: No one's ever gonna find it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: It's out there somewhere.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: What do you mean it's not. It was on that
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: guy's phone and he deleted. He showed me deleting it.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: And the only other person I think that might have
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: had it was call him.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: And you think Colin deleted it?
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: No, No, but I don't think Colin cares enough to
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: put it out.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I think it could be an Indiana Jones
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: movie where people go and try and find this fucking,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: this fucking hidden video.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: I don't really care if people find it. They can
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: see my cock if they want, as.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Long as they don't see me start you're in grade
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: school or anything like that.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: No, that was my first time being pants I got nuggeted.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Does that mean when your backpack gets to turn inside out?
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: That was humiliating, maybe more so than pantsing, because dude,
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: then it would always be at the end of class
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: and you'd be like, where's my backpack? And then you'd
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: find it and you'd be like no, and then you
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: gotta walk down the hallway to your next class holding
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: that just the fucking nugget of a backpack.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Or it takes an unseasonably long time for it to
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: be flipped.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because there's everything in the backpack's got to
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: go back in, and the crumbs, the crumbs, well, the
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: crumbs empty out on the way.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: I should finally nugget my backpack today yourself. Yeah, clean
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: that shit out.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Just to get the crumbs out. It's like an ex
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: when you unnuggeted it. The explosion of crumbs was fucking insane.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a lot. I gotta to be fully honest.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: I have a full bag of Cheetos emptied in my
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: backpack right now. They fell out of I was sitting
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: on a plane and I got Cheetos at the store
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: and I opened them up before we took off, and
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: then I like fell asleep and I woke up and
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: there were a full pile of Cheetos on the floor
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: of the plane, and I just had to pick them
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: up and scoop them and put them in my backpack.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: The poor people that cleaned the plane were probably like,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: what two year old? Oh yeah, little did they know.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: It's a literal audio.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Engine A literal audio engineer.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: That can't fucking handle his Cheetos. Turn that shit to dust.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Dide I remember getting pants when I was in grade
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: school at Recess. Uh. I think it was by this
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: kid named Pat Kerrn. He fucking pants the shit out
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: of me and yanked him back up, got back into
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: the lunch table, and I tried to like joke about it,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, my hog was hanging out
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: there for a little bit. And my boy Sean Walsh
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, more like your piglet, steady your hog.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: And it's the kind of thing I tried to play off.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: And now we're like over twenty plus years later, and
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I am still thinking about it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: You have a piglet dick.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Now he has, Now he had fucking he just had
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: kids this week. And I'm still thinking about how he
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: called me piglet dick. How he called me. He said,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: my dick is fucking.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Round, Like are you guys close? Yeah he was.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I went to grade school, high school in Penn State
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: with him.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Damn Penn State.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: We are, we are And now he's and he called
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: it and he said, I he called my dick piglet
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: instead of a hog.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: That's funny. That's a pretty good joke for a kid
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: to make.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I know, and like to be like more like a piglet.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah right there, like that, you bastard.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm more of like fucking bacon.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: And I remember like in like third grade, maybe fourth grade,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I was like sitting cross legged, much like I am
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: right now. And you know how when you had to
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: wear like gym shorts when you were a kid, and
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: obviously boxer shorts because you weren't on boxer briefs. Yeah,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: so you're creating a tunnel.
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: Where tunnel for the penis to escape.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Tunnel fear the penis to escape. And two girls, Ashley
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: de Vico and Caroline Gallagher, like we were sitting in
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: assembly and they like started bursting out laughing and they
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: saw your penis. They said that they saw my penis
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: and balls. I was like, no, you didn't, And they
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: one hundred saw my penis and balls.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: I tried to like, that's like a dream that I
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: used to I used to have dreams where I would
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: be at school like naked.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: And someone will see your penis and balls. Another thing
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: that I tried to play off at the time. And
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: now that.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: Would haunt me.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I'm in my thirties thinking about it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would fuck me out pretty bad. If a
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: bunch of people saw my penis in class, and that's
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: way worse.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Two girls seeing your penis accidentally not even getting pants
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: and like cackling, laughing, probably the first penis they've seen
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: in their life, penis in the wild, and they're like gripping, laughing,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: like falling over laughing. Good God, Almighty.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: That hurts.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's devastating.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: That's pretty bad.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: And that happened to you at Skangfest as an adult
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: and it didn't bother you at all.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: No, but if it was in class, that would bother me.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: It was. It was like in the in the man.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I remember exactly where I was, how I was sitting,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: how their faces.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Looked, brutal, just devastating.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Just reliving all that on the bike ride over here,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: while I told myself that I was fucking the toughest
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: guy in New York for doing leg day.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: And they're running running back the fucking I was going
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: down memory lane. Yeah, I was taking a long trip
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: down memory lane. The street will do it to you.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: It really feels like memory, especially with like the leaves
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: falling side.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the fall will really make you just fucking oh,
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: there we go, nice and clear. The fall will really
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: just make you, uh, think you know a little fall
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: stroll and you're just like, remember that time when my
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: penis when all those girls saw my penis as a child.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: And they laughed like their pedophiles. Yeah, I don't give
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: a fuck, bro, they were looking at a child's penis.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: That is pedophile behavior.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: That is like it's it's the warning signs at least,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: it's like early onset pedophilia. You should report them to
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: be su I just did. Yeah, Ashley DeVico, Caroline Gallagher pedophiles. Sorry, ladies,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you've been caught. Any cops on the stream tonight at
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: my dinner with my cop buddy, I'm going to tell
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: them that I need to arrest these women for having
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: seen my penis fucket.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Twenty years ago as a young boy. She would bang
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: out this other ad they saw my penis.
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• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get back into.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: The stream and we're back all right.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Why did the applause one make it?
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: I think it's because it's too long. Oh really, I'm
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: not sure. People might have been lying with that too.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not really cool with you guys lying and
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: TJ Hitchings are mod is going to be on your ass.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: And mister Hitchings should be the mod. That would be
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: a big get for us.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that will be massive. Wait is his name? Oh Tim?
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Does he? Is he a TJ too?
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: I have no clue.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I never knew.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: I always thought TJ was a TJ, just a TJ,
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: but they're not.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need a vowel legally, you need a vowel
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: in your name otherwise you will be fucking locked up
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: in the clink. Yeah, we gotta get twisted off the
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: tee tonight for the Sean Guardini's.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Is Going Away Bash presented by The Stand, hosted by
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: a Little Sasquatch feature the Drip Crew comedy.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I'm a little bit nervous to go and chill out
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: the stand with you guys, because I feel like since
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: the last time I was at the stand, you have
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: developed such a social scene over there that like, I
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to sit at the.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Table dogs Big Dogs eat Brother.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Which table is it that you guys sit at the
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: one behind the bar, like behind.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: The bar, like on the l one right to the
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: end of the l. Yeah, that's usually where I post up,
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: on the middle.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Of the table. So if you want to sit shivel
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: with Sass, if you want to mourn his funeral that
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: he has coming up out of New York on Saturday.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: I know I did not. Funerals suck. I've never been
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: to one, though, so.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: They might rule es actually a Jewish funeral, Jewish funeral
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: is not a Jewish funeral. Well, stop Jewish hate, Stop
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Jewish hate.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: Maybe we should make it a Jewish funeral.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Well, Jewish funerals are dope because everybody just it's like
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: a chill fest where the kids get to go watch movies.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Really and since you're still at the Yeah, that's one
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: of the one of the first times I saw boobs
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: was at a Jewish funeral. We went and sat Shiva
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: at somebody's house and Starship Troopers were on and they
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: fucking there's like titties on the screen and my sister
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: was like she like stood in front of it so
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: none of the other kids could watch.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: I've done that on a plane before. What I've just
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: thrown my hand over the screen, well, doing like a
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: sex scene. I was on a I was on a
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: school trip and I was sitting next to my teacher
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: and I was watching Knocked Up and Seth Rogan's butt,
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: isn't it? And I remember I just put my hand
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: over the entire screen so that she couldn't see what
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: I was watching. I don't know if I could get
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: in trouble for.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: That, like to the side of the screen. So like
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: old eyes on my own paper, you just blocked it so.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: I could see it. Because there's a long flight. So
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: it's one of those planes where the middle row is
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: four rows, it's four seats. Oh damn, yeah, big old plane.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: That's a nice ass field trip. Cool boy.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: A three eighty Oh yeah, that's.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: A eight three eighty Classic eighty A. That's what I said.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: You said eight.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I did not say eight three eighty.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: You said eight.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Mods.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Weigh in on this, please click that, pull up the clips,
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: put up a pole.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Did I say A three eighty or eight three eighty?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I would never say eight three eighty, because I would
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: say eighty three eighty.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: That's true. You do bring up a good point.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I bring up a fucking excellent point. Are you gonna
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: wear your orbis to the funeral?
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: My boots?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: They are the only black shoes I've ever seen you wear. No,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: we're my converse, Bro, You even wear converse to a funeral?
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know as well?
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Dance on the grave. The most disrespectful thing I've ever heard.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: I'll have to fucking I'll have to find it. This
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: person said, do they just take their shoes and put
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: off and put them on the couch? You must be
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: joining us late. So we did cover this earlier in
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: the stream. And no, Roan likes to take all of
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: my shoes and put them there.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: It's called decorps, you fucking fool. It's called h It's
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: called conversation bait. And here you are taking the bait. Honestly,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: who takes the bait? Worse? This chat? When I put
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: up the shoes, or anytime you go five fishing, I
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: think it's the chat because you don't catch shit, bro.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: I caught five fishing.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Bro, you couldn't catch a cold out here in fucking December. Brother.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I go out to the street sometimes and just practice
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: my cast.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Shut down the street like it's a block party the way. Yeah,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: he's always out there cast. There's a homeless guy out
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: there who's always out there cast.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I practicing my fucking my role cast.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: The street is pretty dead, like you, Loki could probably
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: have like a touch football game on here.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Not dead at night for some reason. For some reason,
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: the groups like to come and sit outside of my
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: window and like sing songs together. Bitch, you were fucking
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: wasted last night. I ever tell you about that story.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: There was a group of girls and they had like
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: their one gay friend and he was like, I got
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: one motherfucking question and they were like what And he's like,
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: where's the fucking dick? And they were like wi And
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: I'm sitting in here. I'm like, oh my god, your.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Light goes on cow.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: No talking about Ema, right, you're gonna wake emma.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: When I was watching Gone Girl last night, yeah, you
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: know who's fucking cans are in it?
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Oh shit? Is she the girlfriend?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know that.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: They're like, well, you watched gon Girl last night.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: That was a key piece of information that you did
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: not say yeah, you were like even when I watch
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: Gone Girl, you didn't see you watch it last night?
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Watched it last night. Great movie, it's fucking great movie.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: But I was like, I was gonna put on something
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: spooky for Halloween. My wife's like too scared for anything.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I wanted to put on leather face. I wanted to
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: watch leather face.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: I haven't watched any good slashers in a while. I
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: just watched, Uh, I just watched fucking Oh. You know,
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: I think I talked. I think I said that I
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: watched Trick R treat Right, I said.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: That, and you said it was rated PG.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: No, I was rated R. Come on, now, don't play bro.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Where's your Gabe Davis sign picture?
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You put it somewhere and now it's missing.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: It fell behind the couch.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Hello, Hello Hello, getting a little bit of a crackle
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: that I don't like. Hello Hello, Hello Hello Hello. Now
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: it's fine. Good in my fucking head. Yeah, you fucking
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: because it would suck if we do this like once
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: really well and then the next stream it's just like
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: and then I was just cutting out constantly.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: That shit will never happen. Well, actually, I'm not.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Gonna say it and drinks that this ship could have
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: just could easily happen.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Could easily happen at any time.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: But we're already an hour in. So it's like we
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: fucking we won.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: We're on borrowed time.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: We won the battle.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just have two lines of mice in front
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: of us, listening, laying on their bellies with their hands
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: propped up.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Like when the fucking dude plays the saxophone for the cows.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: Once I get on the mic, the mice come out.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: They just coming down and listen. They don't even they're
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: not even looking for food.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: They just hear us talking airline Miles and they have
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: to hear it.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, we haven't talked to airline Miles in
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: a while, which is probably a good thing that it
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: was a couple of street there was a couple. There
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: was a long streak of strictly airline mile talk. Fine,
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: now we got something new to talk about. We could
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: talk about audio and just audio working. Were we good?
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Real set, it is the best, damn bro. You
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: know where we're going for dinner tonight? Au cheval?
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Really? You know what that is?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: No, So why'd you say really like that?
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Like I don't know piece what is it.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: It's like one of the It's like an elite burger plays.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: They probably only have like four things on the menu
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: and you just have to get a burger pretty much.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Really, for Charles Prime.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: It's like up there, it's like the same class of
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: burger as for Charles Prime. For Charles probably the best
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: burger in the city.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: You gotta ask, just gonna say.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: There he goes right now.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: Gas is like Kramer. If Kramer wasn't friends, If Kramer
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: wasn't friends but still like to gay and then he
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: just bursts through the door.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised. And that's it. That's its music.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Hey it's Gas. Or are you guys talking about the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: best burger in the town. It's got to be for
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Charles Prime. Thanks Gas, Thanks Gas. We'll talk to you later.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: It sounds like for Charles Prime is the best burger
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: in the city.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess if guys said it, it's got to
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: be true.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Hey, Gas, what's what do you say if they put
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: two beings in my espresso? Martine?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Hey it's Gas? Uh?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: Oh? Gas is cutting in? Have you ever seen that
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: in Kenny Powers? Or he just found it down Yeah,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: Kenny's cutting in the best man.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I gotta start watching TV again.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta get back on the TV grind.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I'm watching his fucking sports sucks stick though. I bet
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: on the fucking I shouted betting on basketball. I bet
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: on the That's.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: That's a nasty trap to go down. You do not
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: want to get into that because I've been betting. Dude,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm my uh my total losses down like two
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars or up.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: You're up two thousand dollars. Yeah, this year your losses
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: are down, but.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: I'm so I'm only minus like a thot. I've only
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: lost a thousand dollars.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Gambling, which is a massive win.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: It's a massive win. I was. I was down like
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: thirty five hundred in the beginning of.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: This year, and now you're clawing back. I'm clawing back
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: to zero. I thought I was clawing back too, And
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: I thought that basketball was easy as fuck until last
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: night the Spurs beat the Suns.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, basketball is way too It could go anyway baseball.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Betting on baseball is crazy. Yeah. Guardini was texting me
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: last night that he took the spread on the fucking
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: the World Series. Yeah, and I was like, dude, baseball
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: could go anyway. I literally don't think that. I think
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: it's all luck.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: And it's just like a one on one matchup every time.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: It relies on so many people being on.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Nothing like football, man, Football is the best Eagles Cowboys
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: this weekend.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, big game, Bill's Bengals too.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Where are we watching it? Let's watch it at the funeral.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Now, I should be back in the city. I'm probably
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: gonna come back just Sunday.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what time is.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: The Eagles four o'clock, four o'clock.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: That's a good time.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Come by and watch it.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I will. You want to possibly, I don't know.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: I'm more of a ball by myself.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Guy, what are you talking about? We watched ball at
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: my house that one time we had a fucking.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: Black and when I lost all my bets because you
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: guys convinced me to bet a J. Brown.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: No, it'll be the afternoon. It'll be nice.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Sometimes they're just kind of feeling, you know.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: We'll have some some baked beans or some shit can
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: of bake beans.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Now I could do that. I mean, we we gotta
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: watch Bill's Bengals at primetime is finally it's like a
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: good primetime game.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bill's bank will go tomorrow.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow is bad? Right?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Uh? Isn't it like? Uh? It was like two backups.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: It's like backups are playing.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Really it's not the Bards again, is it?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Fucking damn near damn? Well might be bro Let me
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: check my fucking trusty score. App see who the hell's check?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Sixers played the Raptors, Somemhere Titan Steelers, Well Levis Will
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Levis against Kenny Pickett. Actually that's two friends of the program.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: What Yeah, it is two friends of the pearly On.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Before Kenny Pickott got drafted, I was like, come on,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: son of a boy. Dad. He was like, anytime you want.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Really we missed out big time.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: We have. I've like had preliminary conversations with like five
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: quarterbacks about coming on, and they're always like, yeah, definitely,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: no matter, yeah, whatever you want.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: When we first started the podcast, I DMed Joe Burrow
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: and I said, cub, you should come on the pod sometime.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: What do you say?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Obviously he didn't reply, but I think I actually thought
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: he was gonna be like totally let me know when
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: I'll be in the City this week.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: During this season. I think it's not that hard, but
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: we just don't hunt it down. But also like the booking.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Team, well they betray us.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the booking team doesn't like us.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: No, they hate us.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Literally, La put that in the real put that in
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: the fucking in our montage leading up to the But
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: it's like there are good people that pop up on
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: the booking list. I saw Ralph Barbosa was on goddamn
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: KFC radio.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah when was that? I don't know because I didn't
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: think he did anything.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: People in the back door and fucking bring him out
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: the back door.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Getting guests just like get like when
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: they put us up with the list and they're like
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Ed Helms is in the office this week. It's like,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: in theory that would be like, yeah, we obviously have
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: to have a fucking a list celebrity on the podcast,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: but then it's like, what are we gonna like? It
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: just turns into an interview, yeah, which I don't think
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: people want that out of this podcast for us to
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: be Like, so when you guys were filming the office,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: did the hangover ever overlap with your shooting schedule?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: No, one gives no one wants to hear that ship.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: I'm actually low key interested in that because it's interesting.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: First compartmental for this podcast, Like, no one wants to
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: hear that.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why we need to practice on Like just
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: getting into a riff with the strangers.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Tommy texts me Tommy and Chris want to do the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: pod not Tommy smokes, no, Tommy, he's done, Tommy. Tommy smokes, yeah,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: he's done.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: We can't have him on. Why we should have on
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: like Trent and frankin people that.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: I like having Tommy on?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: No, I do too. I think it's fun, but I
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: would love to have Tommy and Chris on. We should
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: have more people from the office on. I think that
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: if we get especially if we get to a point
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: where we're consistently able to do all this ship.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: But yeah, barstool Indoors out of Office YO presented by
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: Barstool Outdoors.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I think they did that a long time. I think
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: KFC had Barstool Indoors like Merge a while ago. Oh really, yes, everything,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: you're basically just biting his You're basically stealing another joke.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: God damn it, I can't catch a win.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: You fucking bastard joke. Thief's fucking despicable. It is shit
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: is not cool. Alright, Yeah, we had a good run.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do in Raleigh?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: Two shows and then go I gotta take a fucking
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: ten pm flight to Philly, and then I got to
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: take a six am flight to Boston because there's no flight.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: There's no way to get out on time at ten
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: am on Saturday. Damn.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah that sucks, dick.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what can you do. I'll survive, all right? Right?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Are you are your shows sold out in Raleigh? No?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I tickets for those.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: I tickets if you're in the Carolinas, and throw those
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: stars up in the fucking chat.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get those fucking stars going. Thank you guys, stop
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Jewish hate. We'll see you guys on Monday and the stream.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Let's make sure that this ship ended too,