Latest / Chisme With DoKnow / BONE TO PICK | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:43
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- 0:00Speaker 1: You know, then go to so and I seen, and
- 0:03Speaker 1: then go to a so and I seen, and then
- 0:07Speaker 1: Don's here and then mean that what was the deal?
- 0:13Speaker 2: Welcome back? Do not that, but not do not to
- 0:15Speaker 2: grit out. It's mine, dame, something to get off my chest.
- 0:24Speaker 3: It's all you chest foods that call yourself fans and supporters.
- 0:27Speaker 2: What the fuck?
- 0:29Speaker 3: The more you guys talk ship to me and on dress,
- 0:35Speaker 3: the worst these podcasts are gonna be. And you already
- 0:41Speaker 3: paid me. I don't give a funk. I'm like the
- 0:43Speaker 3: I'm like the rapper that once he got rich, I'm
- 0:45Speaker 3: gonna start doing drugs and lean and then I don't
- 0:46Speaker 3: care about the quantity of my music.
- 0:48Speaker 2: That's don't worry. Before I wasn't making money. I me
- 0:54Speaker 2: and you know double dated yesterday. What we did that
- 0:59Speaker 2: was a double date.
- 1:01Speaker 3: You were on a day I guess I was surviving
- 1:04Speaker 3: our Kelly and then I was kicking with this gun
- 1:08Speaker 3: and she told me she was just just said this
- 1:09Speaker 3: random story that made me feel just so uncomfortable and
- 1:13Speaker 3: made me feel like less of a man.
- 1:15Speaker 4: Wait, I think it's very important to you have to say, like, Okay,
- 1:19Speaker 4: so you and this girl were hanging.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking. We were in your living room, blood
- 1:25Speaker 2: naked mask. Let me take my ring, don't choke it,
- 1:27Speaker 2: don't check it, don't chuck it. I don't check it.
- 1:30Speaker 2: My ass was all, O, wait, are you're getting ahead
- 1:35Speaker 2: in my in my couch.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Couch kitchen?
- 1:37Speaker 2: What the fuck?
- 1:39Speaker 3: Computer? And then because I was like this, I was
- 1:44Speaker 3: like this, wait, don't wait, watch watch it. Don't do that, boy,
- 1:46Speaker 3: I just suck for the girl.
- 1:48Speaker 4: Oh seriously, then you're gonna be able to stop.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Seriously, they stop. Stops dude, you're being weird, but you
- 1:57Speaker 3: want to see my check right now? Okay, the boy
- 2:02Speaker 3: is I didn't know. I didn't know when to funk
- 2:05Speaker 3: with the girl until I heard and do those room?
- 2:08Speaker 2: What the fuck n.
- 2:19Speaker 3: My nigga six a M. It's Korda, And I don't
- 2:26Speaker 3: know whose I was copping his or hers. So so
- 2:30Speaker 3: I'm over here like what grda, shut the funk up
- 2:34Speaker 3: the thing. I've been in Korda seething. I'm doing this
- 2:38Speaker 3: because I know he's why that lot. So so I'm
- 2:43Speaker 3: hearing this and I'm like, and once I heard that,
- 2:46Speaker 3: I closed that door, I'm should get over the fucking.
- 2:53Speaker 2: My wings and what wings.
- 3:01Speaker 3: What Yeah, it was like there was an exissist in
- 3:08Speaker 3: his room. Nigga, like the way, why did you leave
- 3:13Speaker 3: your door open while you were doing that there on
- 3:16Speaker 3: the you know what, you're on the couch.
- 3:19Speaker 2: I want you to learn me or listen, don't do that.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Brodn't hear her? She just made me. What can I
- 3:28Speaker 2: what can I hear? Your bitch? Or what happened? She
- 3:30Speaker 2: had a mouthful of yeah is that big? You know?
- 3:39Speaker 2: On something like this? That was.
- 3:51Speaker 4: Why is everything with sex with you? Make you make
- 3:53Speaker 4: you look you got down? Let me see her mouth like, okay,
- 3:58Speaker 4: go up your mouth.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Listen. And the bis is right here? Yeah, right.
- 4:05Speaker 3: My shop ain't even as big, but right here. So
- 4:09Speaker 3: I was like, all the we're here, and I'm smacking
- 4:11Speaker 3: it back on my head, the back of the head, nigga.
- 4:15Speaker 3: I was gonna have to make such a brain nigga.
- 4:18Speaker 3: And then and then while I'm doing that, here stopped
- 4:27Speaker 3: saying it is all right, and I'm moved here and
- 4:43Speaker 3: I put up. I put him Shrek, right, I put
- 4:46Speaker 3: him sh Yeah, I put him Shrek. This ship lasted
- 4:48Speaker 3: from Shruk one a Shrek four. It lasted up to
- 4:52Speaker 3: Shrek four. And then it mod the Pussing Boots movie.
- 4:55Speaker 3: So I'm over here like, how long is this nigga
- 4:57Speaker 3: for it? Because it with that working out really helps
- 5:01Speaker 3: sound no, seriously seriously, because I was like, because I
- 5:04Speaker 3: was like, the stamina is crazy, dog, and I'm really
- 5:09Speaker 3: proudy bro. And I ordered pizza yesterday and teeth beaks
- 5:14Speaker 3: a trash as ship. Ain't that crazy? Ain't that crazy?
- 5:18Speaker 3: How I ordered pizza and I bought it and niggas
- 5:21Speaker 3: got mad that those cheese.
- 5:23Speaker 4: It's because if you're gonna order pizza, fool, it gotta
- 5:25Speaker 4: be a little pepperoni at least having half full.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Fucking greedy bit. But the foster slide on you right now?
- 5:30Speaker 3: You I wrongs a.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Slide on hey.
- 5:39Speaker 3: By the way, mother fuck are you guys laughing over here?
- 5:42Speaker 2: This is work.
- 5:43Speaker 5: It sounds like a good time.
- 5:46Speaker 4: I like how you're saying, yes, she's it was that morning.
- 5:54Speaker 2: He slept. He slept.
- 5:56Speaker 3: By the way, she doesn't no context clues because she
- 6:00Speaker 3: came out while I was trying to do my thing,
- 6:02Speaker 3: and she just would decided to sit over there while
- 6:04Speaker 3: I'm trying to fuck this bitch on the couch and
- 6:05Speaker 3: she's like we're gonna watch.
- 6:07Speaker 2: The Love Island. What the fuck can you leave?
- 6:11Speaker 3: I'm looking at her, and I'm like, I saved.
- 6:18Speaker 2: You want to be like you need? Yeah? Four hours
- 6:22Speaker 2: later I need. I needed to take a nap for I.
- 6:24Speaker 3: Took a nap to give her that fucking that show's
- 6:29Speaker 3: clapping up love my tits. And then then he said,
- 6:34Speaker 3: he said, he said, heybody, you want to see it?
- 6:35Speaker 3: Put in my bed? I was like, no, hell, I
- 6:37Speaker 3: don't even know what that fucking room smells like. I
- 6:39Speaker 3: smell good. Don't ever take your glasses off in front
- 6:42Speaker 3: of me. I can't tell.
- 6:44Speaker 2: He does look a lot more weird than you do. Wait, Andrea,
- 6:48Speaker 2: when the fuck did you get glasses? Get the fuck
- 6:52Speaker 2: out of here. Performative as blind, performative as blind bird.
- 6:55Speaker 2: Now you feel about that?
- 6:56Speaker 3: Honestly, You guys don't talk about Andrea, but I do
- 6:58Speaker 3: have a bone pick with you.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Okay, I pick it. Why are you taking pictures of
- 7:04Speaker 2: me and your car?
- 7:04Speaker 6: Well, I'm asleep because you're passing your princess.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Okay, so why are you taking pictures of me? But
- 7:11Speaker 3: it's like you called me to embarrass me.
- 7:13Speaker 6: Pick you up so we can spend time together.
- 7:15Speaker 3: You didn't say I hate your card. I'm here to
- 7:17Speaker 3: pick you up so you can spend time together.
- 7:18Speaker 6: Three minutes in the drive, you're sleeping.
- 7:20Speaker 3: I have a lot of stress going through my head.
- 7:22Speaker 3: I have to relax sometimes, I have to relax sometimes.
- 7:27Speaker 7: You know, you're a complete opposite way. I really did
- 7:30Speaker 7: to spend time with.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Oh, it is totally the opposite way. Yet, but who's
- 7:34Speaker 2: buying you medaglasses?
- 7:36Speaker 8: Not you?
- 7:37Speaker 3: Me? When you said not me, I just want to say,
- 7:42Speaker 3: you said not me or me? Which maybe I spend
- 7:45Speaker 3: six hundred dollars on bottles this day. Don't think I'll
- 7:47Speaker 3: fucking buying And by the way, when you actually spend money,
- 7:52Speaker 3: by the way, I thank you so much because my
- 7:54Speaker 3: whole life, this last with six seven years, you get
- 7:59Speaker 3: so much on bottles, so you never had me drop.
- 8:01Speaker 2: So now that I'm spending money, I was looking at
- 8:05Speaker 2: niggas like you was tripping on who was drinking the
- 8:10Speaker 2: bottle except the gang banging niggas over there.
- 8:12Speaker 4: Was yeah yeah, uh so right into you your them
- 8:20Speaker 4: the hunger Erica right and their hummy shout out them
- 8:22Speaker 4: their coolest fuck. They're from a gang and their their
- 8:26Speaker 4: gang thing is like an owl tonight a night.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Looking at them. Hello, tarms, Yeah we met, we met.
- 8:40Speaker 3: They gotta be probably one of the coolest foods like
- 8:41Speaker 3: around this to brother, Hello, hello, hello.
- 8:45Speaker 2: You know somethings like to and be liked b like
- 8:47Speaker 2: you know what, you went to the fair? Oh you
- 8:51Speaker 2: didn't go to this a fair? Oh fuck? Yeah, praise
- 8:55Speaker 2: to them. They were cool at yeah, yeah they were.
- 9:00Speaker 2: They were not to come looking at him. He was
- 9:02Speaker 2: just like and they were just dying. And I kept
- 9:06Speaker 2: telling you when I was like, hey, fool, smilele smile,
- 9:10Speaker 2: and he's like it was a good time though.
- 9:14Speaker 3: This was the coolt fun because when I went to
- 9:16Speaker 3: the back to the bathroom and I seen him, we
- 9:20Speaker 3: were like all kicking it around this little like like
- 9:23Speaker 3: you and Eric were getting drinks. Some wolf comes up
- 9:26Speaker 3: to them. I think they're like they banged on each other.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Ship haven't been on a band on the back And
- 9:31Speaker 3: he's like, seventy yeah, we can't even talk about that.
- 9:39Speaker 2: What the are you gonna say?
- 9:41Speaker 3: She'd be banging on people at seventy but like we're
- 9:42Speaker 3: not even gang makers. Yeah we got bitch that you
- 9:45Speaker 3: tall that yeah, you bang. I was scared of as fuck.
- 9:50Speaker 4: Hey Ja, CARDI were chilling and somebody told you that
- 9:54Speaker 4: they had to force them before and they already made
- 9:55Speaker 4: you mad, And.
- 9:58Speaker 3: It made me mad and made me more uncomfortable because
- 10:01Speaker 3: it's like you don't have respect from me or.
- 10:03Speaker 4: With bitch, like you know, you're saying this in front
- 10:05Speaker 4: of me, But it's the past, that's your past.
- 10:07Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck if it's your past. I
- 10:09Speaker 3: don't have to know about that ship. You don't be
- 10:10Speaker 3: saying that like it's a fucking like, it's a fucking like.
- 10:13Speaker 3: You know, what's your past? Hey, I used to I
- 10:16Speaker 3: used to be a nurse. That's your past. Now I
- 10:18Speaker 3: how to fucking force.
- 10:19Speaker 2: Some but your car what's wrong? Would afford some?
- 10:23Speaker 4: I think that's just honestly, like getting me so mad.
- 10:26Speaker 4: I think I think it would have been bad if
- 10:30Speaker 4: no nor I found out. So I found out it
- 10:32Speaker 4: was three girls one guy.
- 10:33Speaker 2: That's not bad. It would have been different. Listen, listen,
- 10:36Speaker 2: let me get out and may give those three guys.
- 10:38Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. At least
- 10:41Speaker 2: it was that right, But that just means that just
- 10:43Speaker 2: makes me think, like, who's.
- 10:44Speaker 4: The guy no, that makes you think, what if me
- 10:46Speaker 4: and her have a threesome? Now, what if you.
- 10:49Speaker 2: Could be the next guy? I literally did not even
- 10:51Speaker 2: think about that.
- 10:51Speaker 7: I think that's why she said. I think I think
- 10:54Speaker 7: girls share that stuff because they.
- 10:56Speaker 3: Want you to know, they want you to know that
- 10:57Speaker 3: it's I think she said that she was trying to
- 10:59Speaker 3: get me mad at she the little punk ass bitch.
- 11:03Speaker 2: Ahead, I think because she really pissed me off.
- 11:05Speaker 3: But I were really cooking and then and then and
- 11:07Speaker 3: then and then you know what she said, Oh you
- 11:12Speaker 3: know what she said. She got in the car, she
- 11:14Speaker 3: looks at me. She was like, oh, we need to
- 11:16Speaker 3: lap it. Oh I could sit on Dommy.
- 11:18Speaker 4: Oh cloudy that and this bit.
- 11:23Speaker 2: No, no, you don't got it more mad. Brittany was
- 11:25Speaker 2: dying up laughter.
- 11:30Speaker 3: Because she asked Brittany before she was like, Hey, what's
- 11:32Speaker 3: that guy's name with the red And she was like,
- 11:33Speaker 3: oh dom She was like, oh watch this, she did
- 11:36Speaker 3: that ship. Britnie's over here. The happiest I've seen her
- 11:38Speaker 3: in her life because she sees me through all this
- 11:40Speaker 3: pain and her looking at her and I'm like the fuck, bitch,
- 11:44Speaker 3: and she was like, I'm just kidding and I was like, bitch,
- 11:46Speaker 3: don't play with me like that.
- 11:47Speaker 2: You got over fifteen minutes later.
- 11:48Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because I was getting my dick sucked. But literally,
- 11:58Speaker 3: I don't think i've ever had that.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Yeah, what you never been slept in the head?
- 12:02Speaker 9: Why?
- 12:02Speaker 2: He's like you just what? No? So what?
- 12:10Speaker 3: How early in your career did you start seeing jokes?
- 12:15Speaker 3: Pretty right right up to that Angel last night too?
- 12:17Speaker 3: Why did you face that angel so so drunk? And
- 12:19Speaker 3: I was thinking about him because I know this nigga
- 12:23Speaker 3: has a favorite Pokemon.
- 12:24Speaker 2: Was the fact that he was so afraid to show
- 12:27Speaker 2: his favorite.
- 12:27Speaker 3: Pokemon was like really embarrassing because it's like we're supposed
- 12:30Speaker 3: to be homies. Yeah, and the fact you can't say
- 12:33Speaker 3: you have a favorite Pokemon like kind kind of like why.
- 12:36Speaker 2: Are we even boys? That that is true? That is true.
- 12:39Speaker 4: I think I just think you caught him off guard
- 12:41Speaker 4: with the question where you were just randomly driving to Angel,
- 12:45Speaker 4: what's your favorite Pokemon? And he was just like, well,
- 12:47Speaker 4: have you broke the fact that you made it? And
- 12:49Speaker 4: you made it. That's that's gonna be a whole thing now.
- 12:52Speaker 4: That was that was funny as fu.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Yes, you know, I don't I don't like on THESS
- 12:56Speaker 3: on tour so much? Why I don't know where he want.
- 13:03Speaker 2: This?
- 13:03Speaker 3: They're switching?
- 13:04Speaker 2: Why're switching?
- 13:05Speaker 3: What they're switching and driving? Oh and actually I haven't
- 13:07Speaker 3: want to pick with you, but I'll say right now
- 13:08Speaker 3: on the pod. So it's okay, sing it goes JACARDA,
- 13:11Speaker 3: shut the funk up. I ain't turning down on music
- 13:14Speaker 3: and I ain't turning off they see oh yeah, But
- 13:18Speaker 3: I was like, but I was like, I was like,
- 13:20Speaker 3: why are you.
- 13:20Speaker 2: Singling me out? Oh?
- 13:22Speaker 9: Well, it's because you're the one that always cries that
- 13:23Speaker 9: it's too cold that music stood loud.
- 13:26Speaker 3: Yeah I am. I do get pretty cold, you know,
- 13:30Speaker 3: to take a blanket. Yeah, I had to buy a
- 13:32Speaker 3: blanket because of that. But you don't have to understand.
- 13:34Speaker 3: But other than friends, bro, this is my tour.
- 13:40Speaker 2: I'm I'm which, I'm which, I want to how much
- 13:48Speaker 2: I'm much? I'm listening. I didn't.
- 13:51Speaker 3: Said turn shid the off. You would have turned off immediately.
- 13:54Speaker 2: What's the difference between me and it's what?
- 13:55Speaker 9: It's the phone call, the business phone call, Nick, what
- 13:59Speaker 9: are you talking about?
- 14:00Speaker 4: He's saying, wait, wait you're saying or the music. I
- 14:03Speaker 4: would never though, because he's driving. That's what keeping him up.
- 14:06Speaker 4: And I don't have a problem with it. But he
- 14:07Speaker 4: could have explained it to him. He didn't have to say,
- 14:09Speaker 4: shut the funk up all his little homies. He's trying
- 14:13Speaker 4: to press.
- 14:14Speaker 3: Oh he's a little homie, fucking angel, his boyfriend.
- 14:21Speaker 2: His Anddre what about dommy dickkid at that moment.
- 14:26Speaker 3: I never want to see that his face again in
- 14:27Speaker 3: my life.
- 14:29Speaker 2: You're saying he was the you find he singled you out?
- 14:32Speaker 2: He said my name you're talking about. Yes, he singled
- 14:35Speaker 2: me out. But do you think he was saying it
- 14:36Speaker 2: joking me, Like, hey, shut the funk up the garden
- 14:38Speaker 2: and know you can't bro don't even care. He was mad.
- 14:42Speaker 3: He was mad, and I know he's mad because we
- 14:43Speaker 3: talked about it after. Oh he was like my fault
- 14:46Speaker 3: and I was.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Even apologies.
- 14:50Speaker 5: We talked about something.
- 14:52Speaker 2: I love his apology.
- 14:52Speaker 4: Really, I'm not a fan of his bolo because you're
- 14:54Speaker 4: fucking because it just sounds the same as when he
- 14:56Speaker 4: was mad.
- 14:57Speaker 2: Realistically.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Mean, I'm just getting to it a lot, and I
- 14:59Speaker 3: feel like you can't find like fucking kids. Yeah, but
- 15:05Speaker 3: you you're like a little bitch because because you you're like,
- 15:10Speaker 3: it's my way or the highway. That's that, Jakarta. Unfortunately,
- 15:14Speaker 3: that's what a job is.
- 15:15Speaker 4: If I want something done the way I want it
- 15:17Speaker 4: done on my tour, you have to get done like that.
- 15:19Speaker 2: Whether Andre and you like.
- 15:21Speaker 3: You not even talking about on your tours meaning your life,
- 15:24Speaker 3: that's not at all.
- 15:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it is virtue. I told you how to get
- 15:27Speaker 2: a beat bucks? Did you get a b bucks? Just
- 15:28Speaker 2: or no?
- 15:28Speaker 3: Why are you telling my business out there? Why did
- 15:31Speaker 3: you fuck another bitch last week? And then today? So
- 15:35Speaker 3: what's what's if you're there? And then didn't you just
- 15:38Speaker 3: kiss her? Going not too long ago? And you still
- 15:41Speaker 3: fucked another bitch the same day, So I don't know
- 15:42Speaker 3: what you're talking about? Me?
- 15:44Speaker 2: What? What? What?
- 15:48Speaker 3: And then he's an undress fucking ruining friendships.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Demon right, okay, we'll get with the pump Jakarta. What
- 15:55Speaker 2: the fuck did that go? Right now?
- 15:57Speaker 3: And then Andrea over here, she said on the tour
- 16:00Speaker 3: that we stopped all the times because I had to
- 16:01Speaker 3: throw up. We only stopped one, So I don't know
- 16:02Speaker 3: what the fun you saw? Okay, there were I don't
- 16:06Speaker 3: know why she made up those lines that she blew
- 16:07Speaker 3: my fucking mind.
- 16:08Speaker 2: Yeah, drum, that was a lie. How many times do
- 16:11Speaker 2: you guys stop drums from me? Three times?
- 16:14Speaker 7: Jakarta where we stopped at the gas station, you threw up.
- 16:19Speaker 6: Then we stopped in and out you threw up.
- 16:22Speaker 2: We stopped the in and out of evening. It's tough
- 16:24Speaker 2: for me to throw up. You threw up. Yeah I could,
- 16:26Speaker 2: but you, I'm saying you. We stopped for me to
- 16:28Speaker 2: throw up. You were like, can we stop soon because
- 16:31Speaker 2: you really gonna threw up? Ah, that sounds like you.
- 16:37Speaker 2: You see how she made her voice.
- 16:38Speaker 3: A little yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not going I
- 16:44Speaker 3: expected no listen. I expected from my bitch, I expected
- 16:49Speaker 3: from my best friends, I expected from my enemies.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Getting it from her that Shart's a little different bod nigga.
- 16:55Speaker 4: That hurs on a different level. Bro and and and
- 16:58Speaker 4: a drum was being mean to me right for my zone.
- 17:00Speaker 4: On the way back.
- 17:01Speaker 3: She was horrible in Arizona. What flirting with everybody?
- 17:06Speaker 2: You're flirting with everybody.
- 17:08Speaker 3: Flirting, floating with niggas in front of their girls.
- 17:10Speaker 2: What really? Wait? When are you gonna up? Just making
- 17:16Speaker 2: sure up?
- 17:17Speaker 6: You're going to make up?
- 17:19Speaker 4: Wait and jee, we have to know, like if we're
- 17:20Speaker 4: gonna get in trouble, if we.
- 17:22Speaker 3: We could cut this out if you want, we're not
- 17:25Speaker 3: getting ship out?
- 17:26Speaker 2: Funk that can I tell you where? No? Okay? Wait
- 17:29Speaker 2: wait you can't tell you? Or you want to know?
- 17:31Speaker 2: You don't want to?
- 17:32Speaker 3: No?
- 17:32Speaker 2: No, do you want me to tell you? Or now? Okay,
- 17:34Speaker 2: she wants you to tell it? I want to know.
- 17:35Speaker 2: I don't even know. Hear this song right there right next?
- 17:41Speaker 2: Oh wow, that wasn't me. Alcohol, No, that wasn't me
- 17:48Speaker 2: even said, wait, wait, how are you flirting? How are
- 17:51Speaker 2: you flirting? Marty? Wasn't there?
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- 19:20Speaker 2: Were you drunk though?
- 19:21Speaker 3: I had a few drinks because we were at the
- 19:25Speaker 3: fire pit, right and can I bring up this conversation?
- 19:27Speaker 6: Sure?
- 19:27Speaker 2: Okay, and don't get mad? Can I ask you? So?
- 19:30Speaker 3: Yes, hypothetical. Hypothetical can have nothing to do with nobody.
- 19:36Speaker 3: Let's say let's say you're significant out there, my significant other. Huh,
- 19:40Speaker 3: She's like, Hey, I need my rant. You know I
- 19:43Speaker 3: need to help my ring.
- 19:43Speaker 4: You go.
- 19:44Speaker 3: You know, I'll pay your whole rent. Okay, do you
- 19:48Speaker 3: deserve at least her location and her keys to the crib?
- 19:52Speaker 2: Well? Do I live with I don't live with her,
- 19:54Speaker 2: but I'm helping her with the rent. You pay all
- 19:56Speaker 2: of it.
- 19:58Speaker 4: I don't need anybody, I don't need her love. But
- 20:00Speaker 4: can I keep your crab? I would hope were already
- 20:02Speaker 4: in that stage right this.
- 20:06Speaker 3: I don't need a location, nigga, if I'm paying a
- 20:08Speaker 3: fucking rant, which I need well first, first and foremost.
- 20:12Speaker 3: When I get in a relationship with a girl, I
- 20:14Speaker 3: would like to know where she's at at all times.
- 20:19Speaker 3: Doesn't mean I'm gonna pull up on you have do
- 20:20Speaker 3: something's wrong and I'm worried about you. It's not like
- 20:23Speaker 3: I would never pull up on a person without telling them.
- 20:25Speaker 3: The fact of the matter is, you have my location
- 20:27Speaker 3: as well. Yeah, like I have your location. I have
- 20:30Speaker 3: your location. You didn't share with me yet, and you
- 20:32Speaker 3: need to share.
- 20:35Speaker 6: Because I share. You haven't shared yours this day?
- 20:38Speaker 3: Oh I see we South Adonian woman?
- 20:43Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait? So then and.
- 20:48Speaker 3: She's she's in the firepit, literally full fledged screaming.
- 20:51Speaker 6: I wasn't screaming.
- 20:52Speaker 2: Well, okay, I want one? What one? I do think?
- 20:55Speaker 4: Because my thing is you can like you have my location,
- 20:57Speaker 4: but like in my bit or whoever I'm talking to,
- 20:59Speaker 4: how my.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Location and.
- 21:04Speaker 4: If you tell my location and she's constantly checking in
- 21:07Speaker 4: to where I kind of have to.
- 21:08Speaker 3: Like but I constantly check your location all the time,
- 21:11Speaker 3: but literally, within every hour of the day, I checked
- 21:14Speaker 3: all your location.
- 21:17Speaker 2: I checked I should everyone that have my phone, I
- 21:19Speaker 2: checked everyone's location. I don't be checking. I check your
- 21:22Speaker 2: location when it's time to record. I want to see
- 21:24Speaker 2: where you guys are. The other line I got on
- 21:25Speaker 2: there a couple of time line on me had even
- 21:28Speaker 2: checked my location when I bended up. Bro, I know
- 21:30Speaker 2: he does. Bitch, bitch, because I'm worrying your stupid hort.
- 21:33Speaker 2: You know I'm worried you're ready to scream up.
- 21:37Speaker 4: Because I think I think, if that's your girl, girl, like,
- 21:43Speaker 4: if that's your girl here, if she's comfortable enough to
- 21:45Speaker 4: be like paying my rent, can you help me, then
- 21:47Speaker 4: I think the location you haven't already yet.
- 21:49Speaker 2: For safety reasons. But if you need my location to
- 21:51Speaker 2: be checking on me, that's not right.
- 21:52Speaker 7: That's the point that I was trying to be because
- 21:55Speaker 7: the way that they were saying it was, if I'm
- 21:57Speaker 7: paying your rent, I'm entitled to know where you're at.
- 22:00Speaker 6: I'm entitled to have your keys, I'm entitled.
- 22:02Speaker 2: You're right, You're right. I think, I think, I think,
- 22:05Speaker 2: but I think I already be there.
- 22:07Speaker 3: I think in a relationship, I mean, I should be
- 22:09Speaker 3: entitled to know where you're at all all the time.
- 22:11Speaker 2: That's just how I am entitled.
- 22:13Speaker 4: And titles seems like you're forcing them to tell you
- 22:15Speaker 4: where they're at. It it's like, am I gonna know all, babe,
- 22:17Speaker 4: where you're I'm at the gym? Oh, what are you doing?
- 22:18Speaker 2: I'm eating?
- 22:19Speaker 3: Like I don't want to have to ask you. I
- 22:20Speaker 3: don't really get your location almost here twenty fourst Fitness.
- 22:25Speaker 4: It's because low key for you have like a Muslim
- 22:26Speaker 4: traditional way of doing No, am I right? They're looking
- 22:30Speaker 4: wrong with that, and you're going to say that, but
- 22:31Speaker 4: you know what it is, you're very much he is more. No,
- 22:35Speaker 4: I'm not and I see it because last time when
- 22:37Speaker 4: I went to your house, you looked at your mother
- 22:38Speaker 4: and you went come mad and you told her and
- 22:42Speaker 4: her facing her, and I really got mad at you, Danny.
- 22:47Speaker 3: And then you've seen your sister come man and she
- 22:51Speaker 3: didn't know what to say. And then Aiden walked in,
- 22:53Speaker 3: you smacked the ship out of him. I supported that one,
- 22:56Speaker 3: but but but but other than I was joking around, obviously,
- 22:59Speaker 3: But it's like, when I get in a relationship with
- 23:01Speaker 3: a person, it's not like I only have yours, you
- 23:03Speaker 3: have mine as well.
- 23:04Speaker 2: No, no, no, I get but your car, I think is
- 23:06Speaker 2: the way you're saying that I'm not forcing. What that
- 23:08Speaker 2: sounds like? Yeah, I think I think it's that entitled.
- 23:12Speaker 3: Okay, But the point is during the conversation, we're only
- 23:14Speaker 3: talking about this, we're only talking about this, and then
- 23:16Speaker 3: what does she say under this, Yeah, well you're very
- 23:20Speaker 3: insecure and you're not a man in front of everybody.
- 23:25Speaker 6: Was everybody. It was Angel Joanna and you guys, and
- 23:32Speaker 6: the people.
- 23:34Speaker 3: Will will people that seen that. My fucking homegirl, my
- 23:40Speaker 3: damn person I considered. My sister called me to said
- 23:43Speaker 3: that I wasn't a fucking man.
- 23:45Speaker 6: No, that's not what I said.
- 23:47Speaker 2: I said that you have the letter talk bro.
- 23:51Speaker 7: I said, you guys didn't have the experience. Have you
- 23:54Speaker 7: lived with anybody before.
- 23:55Speaker 3: I didn't say that. I didn't say that. But you
- 23:57Speaker 3: said I'm insecure and I'm not a man. I think
- 23:59Speaker 3: I know that was the point. I think a part
- 24:01Speaker 3: of it is in security. No, no, no, you have
- 24:03Speaker 3: to understand. You have to understand. The part that bothered
- 24:05Speaker 3: me was because you got personal. That was the part
- 24:08Speaker 3: that bothered me, not because you're not a man. And
- 24:11Speaker 3: then I know I'm a man. No, No, I think so.
- 24:14Speaker 3: I think they laughing. I know it's okay, they're laughing
- 24:17Speaker 3: at the need to work for me. No funny, is
- 24:21Speaker 3: it just? It really did hurt me because, like, I
- 24:23Speaker 3: hold you to such a high standard and I would
- 24:24Speaker 3: never disrespect you in front of people.
- 24:26Speaker 2: And the fact you call me not a man.
- 24:28Speaker 6: We're debating, that's not disrespectful.
- 24:31Speaker 2: If we're debating, debating, debating stays in the debate. Papa,
- 24:35Speaker 2: you know you don't.
- 24:36Speaker 6: Take it personal.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Nobody when you said personal ship, I can take it personal. Well, okay,
- 24:41Speaker 2: what was the context of him being a care not
- 24:43Speaker 2: a man?
- 24:44Speaker 6: He was like oh, I better have your location. If
- 24:47Speaker 6: I'm fucking paying your red, I better have your keys
- 24:49Speaker 6: in your location. You know that's insecure. I'm like, because.
- 24:53Speaker 2: That's not what you said. She said, you're fucking I
- 24:57Speaker 2: was like, you're.
- 24:57Speaker 7: Insecure if you think like that, and I.
- 25:01Speaker 2: And you're not a man that No, I.
- 25:03Speaker 6: Didn't say that.
- 25:03Speaker 7: I said you don't have experience as a man, as
- 25:07Speaker 7: a man because to a certain extent, you haven't.
- 25:10Speaker 6: Lived with anybody.
- 25:12Speaker 2: Facts.
- 25:12Speaker 6: You don't know what it's like to live with somebody
- 25:15Speaker 6: in relationship, right in a relationship.
- 25:17Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, you don't know what it's like to share
- 25:19Speaker 7: a home with another girl. Like there's a lot of
- 25:22Speaker 7: things that you have yet to experience. It's like saying
- 25:26Speaker 7: somebody that's been married doesn't have more experience than you.
- 25:29Speaker 6: Of course they do, and there's nothing wrong with that.
- 25:33Speaker 2: I think.
- 25:33Speaker 4: I think I think for if because the problem with
- 25:36Speaker 4: the location ship is that sometimes people take advantage of
- 25:39Speaker 4: the of the location. I think that's like, like, I've
- 25:43Speaker 4: the last time I had somebody location forul was probably.
- 25:45Speaker 2: In high school. Really, but I'm just not like and
- 25:49Speaker 2: then that's it. I was like during that toxic for sure,
- 25:52Speaker 2: But but like no.
- 25:54Speaker 4: See, like two years ago, food somebody would have If
- 25:57Speaker 4: my bit would have took a drink for somebody, I'll
- 25:59Speaker 4: be chipping me.
- 26:00Speaker 2: Make sure you gave me one too. That's the now.
- 26:03Speaker 7: Like I'm just you're not You're not like insecure about.
- 26:08Speaker 6: Who you are with her.
- 26:09Speaker 2: You're not a little bitch like your Karda.
- 26:12Speaker 6: That's not what I'm saying.
- 26:13Speaker 2: Well, that's how I came across. I'm but I do.
- 26:16Speaker 3: But I do think different is different films that you know,
- 26:18Speaker 3: you can't say that in front of people.
- 26:19Speaker 7: We don't we don't even like that, and let's not
- 26:21Speaker 7: talk about those things in front of people.
- 26:22Speaker 4: Well, I don't think you know, see you how you're
- 26:24Speaker 4: being unfair just because the bating.
- 26:26Speaker 2: About what she said. You know what she said.
- 26:29Speaker 3: She said, she said, I'm sorry that I hit you
- 26:31Speaker 3: in the face, and I'm sorry you hurt you. I'm
- 26:33Speaker 3: sorry that you cried. That's exactly the same context. I'm
- 26:37Speaker 3: sorry that your films got hurt.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Nigga.
- 26:41Speaker 3: It's like this, Papa, we have to have this. We
- 26:44Speaker 3: can have those conversations in front of people. You don't
- 26:45Speaker 3: have to hurt me in front of people. But because
- 26:48Speaker 3: what you hold on, stop it, shut up, shut up.
- 26:53Speaker 2: You know I hurt me so much because I expect.
- 26:56Speaker 3: So much from you, Papa, and not in like like
- 26:59Speaker 3: for your your your one of my peace. You're one
- 27:01Speaker 3: of the people I come to for peace. And then
- 27:03Speaker 3: you showed me war right there and my fucking dad
- 27:07Speaker 3: and you're.
- 27:07Speaker 2: Laughing in my face.
- 27:08Speaker 4: I think I think I feel like you called them
- 27:10Speaker 4: into caring out of man. I think you apologize, she said,
- 27:14Speaker 4: sorry about it.
- 27:15Speaker 2: You do you accept it?
- 27:17Speaker 3: I was She said she would have killed me and
- 27:19Speaker 3: married Fade and I don't even know who Fade is.
- 27:23Speaker 2: Wait, why were you at even the me?
- 27:25Speaker 3: It was? Actually the point is I really love you
- 27:31Speaker 3: and and and don't ever do that again to me
- 27:34Speaker 3: because because it really hurt my feelings. And I'm a man,
- 27:37Speaker 3: I'm not afraid to say how I feel. I'm not
- 27:40Speaker 3: afraid to say how I feel. And I'm not gonna
- 27:43Speaker 3: like fuck best friends and ruin their friendship because that's
- 27:47Speaker 3: what undress does. But like that's just not the person
- 27:52Speaker 3: like I want to be coming.
- 27:52Speaker 2: I want our relationship be really good.
- 27:54Speaker 3: So like if we need to if we need to
- 27:56Speaker 3: practice our conversations before, if we need to practice.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Sorry, by the way, like that.
- 28:01Speaker 3: Shout out and did not like that joke?
- 28:06Speaker 2: Pocket?
- 28:06Speaker 5: I want to do it's a new segment.
- 28:08Speaker 2: Just show what you carry like you know g Q. Yeah,
- 28:10Speaker 2: you know GQ.
- 28:11Speaker 9: Just put everything everything, everything, everything, way.
- 28:16Speaker 5: Everything, just like GQ. What do we carry?
- 28:19Speaker 2: What the uh huh?
- 28:22Speaker 9: What do you carry your wallets? I want to do
- 28:24Speaker 9: that too, what do you carry on your wallets?
- 28:27Speaker 2: Alright? Wait he was joking. I know, I know. I
- 28:35Speaker 2: don't care because you're scared. You know why, you know,
- 28:38Speaker 2: because you're a man. You know what, Man, You're not
- 28:40Speaker 2: a mad papa. You know what.
- 28:42Speaker 3: I man, and you know what, let's talk about this too.
- 28:44Speaker 3: I missed your mental health. Yeah, you're that your mental
- 28:47Speaker 3: health walks. It's okay miss your mental health walk. Why
- 28:50Speaker 3: do you think it's okay to with my mental health
- 28:51Speaker 3: on the daily?
- 28:54Speaker 2: Why didn't you go on your stupid bitch? You don't understand.
- 28:57Speaker 3: You know, sometimes we're nasty ship that such your wid
- 29:00Speaker 3: apache Sometimes sometimes he.
- 29:07Speaker 2: Wants, I know, you're stupid bitch, right there you go.
- 29:11Speaker 2: That's not cool for because look, this is my thing
- 29:14Speaker 2: with you. Ever since we've been working together for the
- 29:17Speaker 2: last three months, we've been best friends.
- 29:18Speaker 4: Before, but you're so like i'consistent with ship and maybe
- 29:22Speaker 4: and like your excuse is always like I have a
- 29:24Speaker 4: like word, sorry.
- 29:26Speaker 2: My bad, Like we're working.
- 29:28Speaker 10: Why are you not talking to dread due to you gay.
- 29:54Speaker 2: Fool? What are you doing?
- 30:06Speaker 3: I could see?
- 30:13Speaker 5: Wait what a wait?
- 30:14Speaker 2: What's going on right now? Because you're not a man?
- 30:21Speaker 2: I think I'm actually about to cry. Look at here
- 30:24Speaker 2: the water. Sorry, I got over that ship. Continue to
- 30:36Speaker 2: I can't even look.
- 30:36Speaker 11: At her right now?
- 30:37Speaker 2: Who snap out of it? There focus? Why did you
- 30:43Speaker 2: go to my shirt?
- 30:44Speaker 5: Bitch?
- 30:45Speaker 2: It was my little business birthday?
- 30:46Speaker 4: No you bro, you could go out and still go
- 30:51Speaker 4: to ship, he stupid bitch.
- 30:53Speaker 3: I could, I could, but I I went very hard. Yeah, yes,
- 30:58Speaker 3: and it was my little business. But then we don't
- 31:00Speaker 3: ever turn up together, me and my little brother, you know,
- 31:03Speaker 3: our friend.
- 31:11Speaker 5: No, it was like.
- 31:14Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. It was the first time you
- 31:23Speaker 2: see all my cousins.
- 31:24Speaker 4: And bitch, they didn't just government their nesa bitches. You
- 31:27Speaker 4: were just came from Japan. Adam the fucking predator. It's
- 31:32Speaker 4: my boy, nigga. You have to earn that name.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Ain't give me.
- 31:36Speaker 3: No bed, bitch, shut up, let me talk. Why didn't
- 31:40Speaker 3: agents come walk with you? Oh you wanted to go
- 31:43Speaker 3: about totter? No, I mean why I want to got honor?
- 31:46Speaker 2: Come here?
- 31:47Speaker 3: Annoying? You think I'll talk about your ugly as cousins.
- 31:53Speaker 3: And by the way, I promise her in her home
- 31:54Speaker 3: girls tickets were your homegirls.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Why can't per prize? Hey, look listen, listen. How you
- 32:19Speaker 2: make enough money?
- 32:20Speaker 3: You make enough money to make all my cousin Yeah,
- 32:24Speaker 3: but I would never want to make up a one
- 32:25Speaker 3: year hawking looking cousins. I'm not gonna see all your cousins.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Them niggas look like a lineup of like what they
- 32:33Speaker 3: look like a lineup of like make this ship, you know,
- 32:37Speaker 3: like we're in Mexican. We don't need, we don't need.
- 32:40Speaker 3: I just carried me right, Like, but your your your
- 32:44Speaker 3: your cousins look like yeah, they look like rocan manual
- 32:49Speaker 3: on meth.
- 32:50Speaker 2: You know what your cousin is like? They're beautiful. Wait wait,
- 32:54Speaker 2: I feel like you're talking about the guy cousins, you
- 32:56Speaker 2: fucking homo. I didn't even start talking about them. They
- 32:58Speaker 2: all look like were wolves for some reason.
- 33:00Speaker 3: Oh my cousin, Harry, fuck, I don't even know to
- 33:03Speaker 3: the one that watches the car, the one that talks
- 33:05Speaker 3: to the mummy in UFC. By the way, he played
- 33:06Speaker 3: me in UFC and I baptized that little bit Tony.
- 33:11Speaker 3: And then the older one, who's the older one, he's
- 33:13Speaker 3: like twenty, he's like older beard beard beard everywhere, you know,
- 33:17Speaker 3: you imagine what his ass.
- 33:19Speaker 2: It's like a fucking Persian rug. And do you like that?
- 33:22Speaker 2: Names Gino and he's not really you know, is that
- 33:24Speaker 2: does that offend you? It does? It does? I think
- 33:26Speaker 2: that's just very disrespectful. And I think that was a mark.
- 33:28Speaker 4: Yeah, what about your cousin, that little bitch that works
- 33:31Speaker 4: that kid, that little pussy.
- 33:32Speaker 2: My brother, Oh my bad, you know, my brother does it? Alright?
- 33:37Speaker 2: So it's me Raymundo and my little brother. By the way,
- 33:39Speaker 2: by the way, who's with this beat between me and resident?
- 33:42Speaker 2: I think there's beef just so stupid. I gotta get
- 33:44Speaker 2: down with Raymond. The Suns fans.
- 33:51Speaker 3: That's not some ship that expires, so resides this thing
- 33:59Speaker 3: where it's like talk to the rather does something where
- 34:01Speaker 3: it's like it's like it's like like I'm gonna go
- 34:03Speaker 3: do the podcast, you know.
- 34:04Speaker 2: And goes.
- 34:06Speaker 3: Juno Bruno and he said, was like, no, his name is,
- 34:14Speaker 3: Duno said, I ain't my boy. Don't ever let a
- 34:17Speaker 3: nigga tell you.
- 34:18Speaker 2: What his name is.
- 34:20Speaker 3: I thought that ship was so. I love my brother, Bro,
- 34:23Speaker 3: I love I love that. We're really getting close now, Bro,
- 34:25Speaker 3: it feels really good.
- 34:27Speaker 2: So was his punk ass birthday? And that's yeah, because
- 34:30Speaker 2: you got lit karaoke. I remember the video? Show you
- 34:33Speaker 2: a video a fool? Is it? Yeah, you're showing the
- 34:36Speaker 2: video a fool. You're the ugliest cousin.
- 34:37Speaker 6: Huh.
- 34:38Speaker 2: I'm Muggi's brother and ugliest cousin.
- 34:43Speaker 3: Yeah, but who makes the most money. They gotta make
- 34:48Speaker 3: more than all my cousins. There's no disrespect for all
- 34:51Speaker 3: you niggas. A niggas, nigga't even get myself from you
- 34:56Speaker 3: bitch ass niggas.
- 34:57Speaker 2: All you niggas. Where you paid for everybody's bowling? No, no, no, no,
- 35:00Speaker 2: no no.
- 35:02Speaker 3: I just put my card down for the drains and everything,
- 35:05Speaker 3: because it's like it's my little brother's birthday. I don't
- 35:07Speaker 3: want that for the handle that I got it.
- 35:08Speaker 2: You know, buddy. But but then your cousins didn't tell you, no,
- 35:11Speaker 2: they did yesterday. I'm just I'm making us it's a segment.
- 35:14Speaker 2: What this is a bit.
- 35:17Speaker 3: I'm understanding comedy. Sometimes you take we take certain things
- 35:20Speaker 3: from our lives and we kind of stretch it out. Okay, Yeah,
- 35:23Speaker 3: it's because you're used to stealing jokes, and that's that's
- 35:26Speaker 3: just not how I grew up. You Conn and Jerry,
- 35:28Speaker 3: that's how you guys go up. Yeah, but you guys
- 35:31Speaker 3: are really real comedians. You guys are like an Instagram comedian.
- 35:35Speaker 2: Uh yeah.
- 35:36Speaker 3: So for me as a real comedian, the way I
- 35:38Speaker 3: went through the Grady, I went to Ledos. I grew
- 35:40Speaker 3: up with going Toldos, I grew up. I grew up,
- 35:45Speaker 3: I went to I did the whole I did the
- 35:46Speaker 3: whole thing going. I remember when you were a Normat
- 35:49Speaker 3: at the comedy was a normatic comedy Norman at the
- 35:50Speaker 3: Comedy Stary. I was waiting for my time all the time.
- 35:53Speaker 3: We used to see Bobby Lee go up. It is.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Joe Rogan go ab is Ralph may go and I
- 36:11Speaker 2: did was Soka knowledge.
- 36:12Speaker 3: You was make kids skits on the ground and you
- 36:16Speaker 3: first think you guys are comedians. You're ruining the craft.
- 36:20Speaker 3: You're ruining the craft that I fucking died for. Broye
- 36:23Speaker 3: want to look up to my favorite comedians or Carlos
- 36:25Speaker 3: my seeing Jeff Jeff.
- 36:42Speaker 5: You left out your top one, the wife.
- 36:47Speaker 3: And Raffie May his wife, and those are my my
- 36:52Speaker 3: top three. And it really disrespects the game when food's
- 37:03Speaker 3: like you come from I G and you guys are
- 37:06Speaker 3: popping through Instagram. You're a social media nigga. You haven't
- 37:10Speaker 3: been through what I've been through. I had to go
- 37:12Speaker 3: to Liedos and no one cheered for me when I
- 37:15Speaker 3: did my set. I had to I had to buy
- 37:21Speaker 3: groceries for comedians because I wanted to go on their
- 37:26Speaker 3: tour and they had to buy their own. I had
- 37:28Speaker 3: some massage comedians I wanted to do time.
- 37:32Speaker 2: You don't know what.
- 37:33Speaker 3: I had to suck some dick to do five minutes
- 37:38Speaker 3: at of Flappers. Now imagine like that, that's okay, that's
- 37:43Speaker 3: so funny that you think it was going to get
- 37:45Speaker 3: offended off that lost to shut out your comedians, bitch.
- 37:51Speaker 2: And that is I've heard some crazy stories like the
- 37:54Speaker 2: back like food. Just that one I heard with you.
- 37:57Speaker 2: That was the first time I ever heard that. To
- 37:59Speaker 2: go buy groceries your own groceries, that's wild. If it's Groceres.
- 38:04Speaker 3: For like the team were on tour, it's different. Yeah,
- 38:07Speaker 3: we're talking about like anything. My dog needs dog food.
- 38:11Speaker 2: Here's a list. You're his bitch.
- 38:14Speaker 3: But the way Angel explained to me before, social media
- 38:16Speaker 3: wasn't the thing obviously, So I guess foods were really
- 38:19Speaker 3: just getting maliciously bullied back in the day and they
- 38:21Speaker 3: just had nothing to do with but take it.
- 38:23Speaker 2: But to be honest, for I haven't like and like
- 38:26Speaker 2: Jerry says back, Jerry, Jerry was telling me that back
- 38:28Speaker 2: then that was fifty.
- 38:32Speaker 3: Yeah, let me talk some real quick.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Yeah, like he has like a.
- 38:34Speaker 4: Good story about what was that story was tending us
- 38:40Speaker 4: when the story was sitting us.
- 38:41Speaker 2: I'm on this the green room of our best pods,
- 38:46Speaker 2: and I have stuff like five days No No, the
- 38:50Speaker 2: greenotoda so on.
- 38:51Speaker 5: I see it's flying the car one.
- 39:00Speaker 2: On the podcast What up Big Dogs?
- 39:04Speaker 4: Hey Jack, Hey Jerry, Hey Jakie. Tell the pod a
- 39:07Speaker 4: couple of crazy stories that you've heard. I mean, I
- 39:09Speaker 4: mean that you've seen in the comedy world, like like well,
- 39:14Speaker 4: because because we're talking to Angel and our seats on
- 39:16Speaker 4: tour and and they were telling us how how some
- 39:20Speaker 4: comedians sending foods to go get their groceries.
- 39:22Speaker 2: How real is that, Jerry Jerry, Yeah, that's the thing, Bro.
- 39:26Speaker 2: I'm pretty much seen it awful. I've been pretty lucky though.
- 39:29Speaker 11: I started a comedy at twenty nine dogs, so how
- 39:31Speaker 11: do you know I was a little older. I'm forty
- 39:34Speaker 11: five now, bro, So I was a little older when
- 39:36Speaker 11: I started because of how usually the fools that get
- 39:39Speaker 11: it really hard are like.
- 39:40Speaker 2: The eighteen to like twenty five year old rookie comics.
- 39:43Speaker 3: You know, we're doing like to make him to push ups.
- 39:45Speaker 2: And make them have to buy beer. I just someone
- 39:48Speaker 2: that like a lie bro.
- 39:49Speaker 12: I mean, we'd been going to like after after party
- 39:52Speaker 12: shows and I was the guy that had to buy
- 39:53Speaker 12: rounds for everybody.
- 39:56Speaker 2: I had to carry the luggage, I had to stand
- 39:58Speaker 2: up the merge, I had to sell them. I have
- 40:01Speaker 2: to do a lot of that wing man bro, Jerry
- 40:05Speaker 2: Jerry Dosi any driver full while I'm also drunk and
- 40:09Speaker 2: there's any driver it was bad.
- 40:12Speaker 3: Jerry Chercard's slim here, so you know he said you
- 40:15Speaker 3: have to buy rounds for people afterwards?
- 40:18Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Do you have to go rounds with any
- 40:20Speaker 2: comedians like like fight like Funk? Of course?
- 40:29Speaker 3: Yeah, all that all that comes Jerry Jerkard's Slime here
- 40:32Speaker 3: opening for Carlos Mencia.
- 40:35Speaker 2: I just with.
- 40:45Speaker 3: With with everything going on in the comedy world. What
- 40:47Speaker 3: do you think about Instagram comedians? I turned comedian.
- 40:53Speaker 2: Uh, with all respect to do know, fair game, bro,
- 40:58Speaker 2: It's all fair game now.
- 41:00Speaker 12: Social media has definitely changed the comedy gain full.
- 41:03Speaker 2: It's about how you get in. It doesn't matter how
- 41:05Speaker 2: you start, is.
- 41:06Speaker 12: How you finish, big dog, And as long as you're
- 41:08Speaker 12: producing on stage one.
- 41:09Speaker 2: You're making people laugh.
- 41:10Speaker 3: Dog.
- 41:11Speaker 2: There's no better judge than the audience.
- 41:12Speaker 12: Dog.
- 41:13Speaker 2: So the audience are gonna accept you with who you are,
- 41:15Speaker 2: no matter.
- 41:15Speaker 5: How you got your fame.
- 41:16Speaker 12: You came up the streets overnight sensation and one viral
- 41:20Speaker 12: hitter and you're selling out shows.
- 41:22Speaker 2: It doesn't matter how people get there and hear about you.
- 41:25Speaker 12: It's about sustainability, keeping your fans engaged and happy with
- 41:31Speaker 12: your content full and that's.
- 41:33Speaker 2: All that matters at the end the day.
- 41:34Speaker 5: Pool.
- 41:34Speaker 2: That's one thing I do respect about doing no and concrete,
- 41:37Speaker 2: that's a your motherfucker's care, dog.
- 41:38Speaker 12: You actually motherfucker's care and you actually take time to
- 41:42Speaker 12: write and craft your material.
- 41:44Speaker 2: And that's what it's all about.
- 41:45Speaker 12: We don't like motherfuckers just being up there doing questions
- 41:47Speaker 12: and answers on stage.
- 41:48Speaker 2: Q and a's because they have no material, they have
- 41:50Speaker 2: nothing to talk about, they have nothing to give, so
- 41:53Speaker 2: they're just you.
- 41:54Speaker 12: Know, bullshitting their way through the through, through the time.
- 41:57Speaker 2: Allot it.
- 41:58Speaker 12: And so as long as you're writing jokes and taking
- 42:00Speaker 12: the ship respectful with you, which you guys are, Dog,
- 42:03Speaker 12: that's all, that's.
- 42:04Speaker 2: All I care for.
- 42:04Speaker 3: I thought I managed well. I just felt they were
- 42:07Speaker 3: ruining the craft.
- 42:07Speaker 2: I mean, you worked so hard for him, Hey, Darry,
- 42:12Speaker 2: the pushing, the push someone is great. That was happening
- 42:15Speaker 2: in the green room.
- 42:16Speaker 12: The pushing it actually happened to me too, Dog, I
- 42:18Speaker 12: don't know the Jeff Garcia ar rest in peace.
- 42:21Speaker 2: That to me at the haha full like I just
- 42:23Speaker 2: started for I was.
- 42:24Speaker 12: Like six months in the game Full and uh, you know,
- 42:27Speaker 12: I was saying, well, yeah, man, I love to work
- 42:28Speaker 12: with you someday, Dog, and he's all.
- 42:30Speaker 2: Like, well, you want to work with me, you got to.
- 42:31Speaker 2: You gotta give me ten pushoes right now for and yeah,
- 42:36Speaker 2: I thought he was kidding.
- 42:36Speaker 5: Full like he was kidding.
- 42:37Speaker 11: And then I finally we're drawing Fords at the bar.
- 42:40Speaker 12: We're in the bar area phone and so like eventually
- 42:43Speaker 12: I was like and it was just comics fools, like
- 42:44Speaker 12: there was.
- 42:45Speaker 9: Actual people there for which is like it was like
- 42:46Speaker 9: a Tuesday Wednesday night, bro.
- 42:48Speaker 11: So I'm like, yeah, fuck it, you know that what
- 42:50Speaker 11: I got down one down on my like to do
- 42:52Speaker 11: a push.
- 42:52Speaker 3: And then want to come and stop me, like no,
- 42:54Speaker 3: not full, get up.
- 42:55Speaker 2: I don't be doing that. Ship, don't be doing it.
- 42:57Speaker 3: Get up for get up. But I was gonna do it, dog,
- 42:59Speaker 3: so I'm not gonna lie.
- 43:00Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, damn, that's crazy.
- 43:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, after Carter start doing that, hog, give
- 43:05Speaker 4: me ten if he wants to come on stage.
- 43:07Speaker 2: You gotta do some citizen and ship for sure. Some
- 43:09Speaker 2: cherry pickers for real.
- 43:12Speaker 3: Actually like sixty when you get when you get a
- 43:16Speaker 3: quick comedy and get a stable job, bigga, your children
- 43:19Speaker 3: need you, Nigga.
- 43:22Speaker 12: Are you doing card of doing time or just going
- 43:24Speaker 12: up at the end and doing just like chip Shot
- 43:26Speaker 12: talking up at the end.
- 43:27Speaker 2: I want to do, like I said, Bro, I want
- 43:29Speaker 2: to do like I want to car like at.
- 43:31Speaker 9: Least his Dog of NonStop and the material Dog in.
- 43:34Speaker 3: Material by the way Jerry Gercardo slim opening for Jeff
- 43:41Speaker 3: die I just I don't think I could do it set,
- 43:47Speaker 3: just because the way I grew up, Like I grew
- 43:50Speaker 3: up watching like you know, Roffie Man, I grew up
- 43:54Speaker 3: watching like Don Rickles, you know, and like with the
- 43:56Speaker 3: way the way I see the way I see the
- 43:58Speaker 3: Perito's tour, it's like a disrespect to because because you
- 44:03Speaker 3: just don't know what I went through just to become
- 44:04Speaker 3: a comic, Like I don't let nobody's signed the green
- 44:08Speaker 3: room unless you do.
- 44:08Speaker 2: You performed like I'm tripping like that. You know that guy.
- 44:11Speaker 2: I'm that guy.
- 44:13Speaker 3: I'm that guy, like you have to you have to
- 44:14Speaker 3: respect the game ten where you were an where you're
- 44:17Speaker 3: used to be a dormant at the comedy store.
- 44:19Speaker 5: On the way.
- 44:20Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know how the rules are. Respect And yeah,
- 44:24Speaker 3: I'm Carlos his opener. I'm actually in the texting with
- 44:29Speaker 3: him as well. They're actually they're actually they're gonna addit
- 44:34Speaker 3: me in a few days. So you're going down to
- 44:37Speaker 3: if if you have a lawyer, please send it to
- 44:39Speaker 3: me immediately, because my shit's really fucked up right now. Dogs,
- 44:42Speaker 3: And I don't know what to do, and well I
- 44:45Speaker 3: got in the game, and I don't like sealing jokes,
- 44:47Speaker 3: but you know, I was taught the right way, all.
- 44:52Speaker 2: Right, d what to call you to convert? All but dude,
- 44:58Speaker 2: what the fun is wrong with you? I thing's gonna
- 45:00Speaker 2: suck up your your comic game. No, let him give
- 45:02Speaker 2: a fuck comedy because you remember real comic. You know
- 45:05Speaker 2: what we went through.
- 45:06Speaker 3: We went through the struggles, Yeah, to do doormat at
- 45:08Speaker 3: the comedy, dormantic company jobs at the fucking last.
- 45:15Speaker 2: Showing me hey, uh uh so. But the mental walk
- 45:19Speaker 2: was good. I understand you turning out with your brother.
- 45:20Speaker 2: The people were asking for you.
- 45:22Speaker 4: I was telling them, and it's funny cause everybody I
- 45:23Speaker 4: was like, I don't know, They're like he was at
- 45:25Speaker 4: a vendor.
- 45:26Speaker 2: Everybody just kept saying that. But it was a good
- 45:28Speaker 2: turn on. It was amazing. It was a good week.
- 45:30Speaker 3: Man.
- 45:30Speaker 2: I gave my mom, Mom, me and the team.
- 45:32Speaker 4: We we had a good meeting with our with our
- 45:34Speaker 4: suit too. You guys know who who we're gonna partner with.
- 45:37Speaker 4: We had a good meeting last week. I gave my
- 45:41Speaker 4: mom her car for the first.
- 45:43Speaker 2: The most beautiful thing like ever I've seen. She was
- 45:45Speaker 2: crying and ship for a volks get poor lady dogs.
- 45:49Speaker 3: When I when I seen that, me Andre were hell
- 45:52Speaker 3: up already. I don't know about Andrea, she doesn't have
- 45:54Speaker 3: a heart, but but me I was hello, was just
- 45:58Speaker 3: you want to hang out with comedies?
- 45:59Speaker 2: Is how No? But I'm gonna. I'm glad you.
- 46:07Speaker 4: Never And and one thing I like about on dred
- 46:09Speaker 4: and so I I have to go watch but Detroit
- 46:13Speaker 4: Rappers that he was not happy with.
- 46:14Speaker 2: How what the fuck you get, you stupid bitch. It
- 46:16Speaker 2: was good game. The food that were fishnuts, yeah, piercings.
- 46:21Speaker 4: Not like that either, but you are so so so anyway,
- 46:27Speaker 4: and anyways, like me when I podcast, can you shut
- 46:29Speaker 4: the fuck up?
- 46:30Speaker 2: Can we talk him to a conversation. I'm sorry, get
- 46:32Speaker 2: it together, please, you don't scare me. No more many more.
- 46:36Speaker 2: I'm off substances. We will up so start counting. But anyways,
- 46:48Speaker 2: so we are.
- 46:50Speaker 4: Because then it was like, just take my camera and
- 46:51Speaker 4: take photos and then gave Andrea like a maybe a
- 46:55Speaker 4: minute and twenty second. I think she did a great job.
- 46:58Speaker 4: Photos came out, the photo were nice. The terrible thing
- 47:02Speaker 4: about that, you know you lost that day. But we're
- 47:03Speaker 4: gonna teach you.
- 47:05Speaker 2: She's great with the photos. I understand how she loves you.
- 47:07Speaker 2: Want to see the photos?
- 47:08Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand how she lost. I looked every
- 47:10Speaker 3: single wanted those those aren't originals. Like imagine, imagine giving
- 47:14Speaker 3: somebody a PEPs off for thirty minutes and expecting them
- 47:16Speaker 3: to be fucking professional photographer.
- 47:18Speaker 6: It was a minute right before we got in the
- 47:21Speaker 6: car too.
- 47:23Speaker 2: Okay, Andrea the toy said, I making up a fucking number. Andrea.
- 47:27Speaker 4: Anyways, we gave him on the car and you're gonna
- 47:30Speaker 4: see the very beautiful about me. Like your sister said,
- 47:32Speaker 4: what was it?
- 47:33Speaker 5: Oh?
- 47:33Speaker 2: Yeah, she was saying that the park want to hear
- 47:36Speaker 2: how much of a great person him?
- 47:38Speaker 3: He just sucked the girl today that you know, the.
- 47:41Speaker 7: Struggle that that you know, your mom used to just
- 47:44Speaker 7: give you like five dollars, ten dollars.
- 47:47Speaker 3: We're weekly to go to school whenever she had it, and.
- 47:51Speaker 7: You know you used to use it to buy you
- 47:53Speaker 7: and my sister chips and drinks and Averytona and the rest.
- 47:58Speaker 5: You would try and.
- 47:59Speaker 6: Figure out how you can spread it around.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Lovely, nice person. I love your sister so much.
- 48:04Speaker 3: If she wants to get back with me telling her,
- 48:06Speaker 3: I remember I just got used to give my allowance.
- 48:08Speaker 2: You had an allowance?
- 48:09Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad used to give me like twenty dollars
- 48:12Speaker 3: or two weeks. We had a bad you know yeah,
- 48:17Speaker 3: actually not even an allowance. Whenever you have money, you
- 48:19Speaker 3: gave it to me type. Yeah, when I went to
- 48:21Speaker 3: Andy and like piece of piece of one cush you know, okay,
- 48:26Speaker 3: yeah literally literally. But but now that I make so
- 48:28Speaker 3: much money, it's like this, it's so crazy. Yeah, I
- 48:32Speaker 3: don't give money to homeless people because I think it's
- 48:34Speaker 3: your homeless.
- 48:35Speaker 2: You deserve it. Go die he Now do you have
- 48:41Speaker 2: your dad on an allowance?
- 48:43Speaker 3: The allow she's a girl assd man that forgets what
- 48:46Speaker 3: he wants. She still gives I have my bitches an allowance.
- 48:50Speaker 3: You could determine my bitches by five dollars a week
- 48:54Speaker 3: facts or if they have like cho crocs from TikTok.
- 49:00Speaker 2: What the fuck? Yeah? I do my TikTok shoes and
- 49:02Speaker 2: I got really god bro, those talks were sucking. How
- 49:06Speaker 2: much you pay for your real shoes? One that's good
- 49:10Speaker 2: some as you know, that is what clouds.
- 49:13Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah dogs. So my me and my mom twining,
- 49:16Speaker 3: she has exact same. Your mama's very too. Yeah, okay.
- 49:21Speaker 2: I walked in the full locker and we were, oh,
- 49:24Speaker 2: you did you go down the flocker?
- 49:26Speaker 3: No, no, no. It was that same day that I
- 49:27Speaker 3: went to the Beverly Center for locker and then you know,
- 49:31Speaker 3: I got the show. I was like, ye, but what
- 49:32Speaker 3: you guys got on size fourteen? He showed me these
- 49:34Speaker 3: and I wore them. I worked around. I was just
- 49:35Speaker 3: so comfy. I go to the cashier and they're like, hey, man,
- 49:39Speaker 3: if you fill out the survey you get you get
- 49:42Speaker 3: twenty dollars off.
- 49:42Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm good. Bro. The niggas to
- 49:45Speaker 2: the left was like I like at him. I was like,
- 49:49Speaker 2: oh no, bro, I got it. Fuck me.
- 49:53Speaker 3: Don't do that to me, bitch. Bring me up, nigga,
- 49:57Speaker 3: Bring me up. One niggas they have a good day.
- 49:59Speaker 3: Don't go you're working, nigga, have some hospitality, bitch. Nigga
- 50:05Speaker 3: went like this, and I Locky went, what nigga, it's
- 50:11Speaker 3: not my fault. It's not my fuck that you're you know,
- 50:13Speaker 3: it's not my fault that you hit your life. He
- 50:15Speaker 3: was buffets would have beat this shit out of you,
- 50:18Speaker 3: for sure, But how black on me sign't you heyf
- 50:22Speaker 3: were you there when the white wife fucking we were
- 50:25Speaker 3: stupid bit with cheese, that bitch ass nigga.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was proper tires.
- 50:33Speaker 4: Oh fucking all right, you guys should where where Walmart?
- 50:35Speaker 4: We're getting the waters in the snack for the mental thing.
- 50:38Speaker 4: The Walmart and Burbank is kind of tight. It's like
- 50:40Speaker 4: a little small, right, because there were fixing something. Yeah,
- 50:45Speaker 4: they're like, we're stalking.
- 50:46Speaker 2: There's a lot of people in the aisle.
- 50:47Speaker 4: But the point is we stop and then me and
- 50:49Speaker 4: Joan on the dance because you're a little more down.
- 50:51Speaker 4: He's walking towards us. We're trying to figure out how
- 50:53Speaker 4: many waters we should get. We stopped for like maybe
- 50:56Speaker 4: ten seconds, and the ladies like, hey, hey, excuse me,
- 50:59Speaker 4: you're stopping the line. And I'm like, no, I'm not.
- 51:02Speaker 4: The lady behind me. The lady behind me was technically
- 51:05Speaker 4: blocking her way. She said, hey, you're stopping the line.
- 51:07Speaker 4: I was like, what's cause I'm gonna get some waters
- 51:10Speaker 4: and she was like okay. Andrea was like, let's just
- 51:13Speaker 4: get five six big cages like the forty ones?
- 51:15Speaker 2: Right? Told me why? And Dream grabs one and the
- 51:18Speaker 2: lady's like, you're not. She was like, you're not gonna
- 51:22Speaker 2: be a real man and help her? Come on, And
- 51:24Speaker 2: I was like, aren't you in a wheelchair? Bitch?
- 51:26Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
- 51:27Speaker 2: Stupid bitch, can't even watter.
- 51:28Speaker 3: Your legs don't work, your mind doesn't work. Fucking dumb,
- 51:30Speaker 3: fat Karen bitch, that's a bigger struggle. If you're gonna
- 51:33Speaker 3: be a Karen, you're gonna be fat, or you're gonna
- 51:34Speaker 3: behind the county.
- 51:36Speaker 2: I would fool that shit, no matter of recording.
- 51:39Speaker 9: And then you turned around to her and you were like, oh,
- 51:42Speaker 9: you want me to move out the way so you
- 51:43Speaker 9: can stop being mad at the world.
- 51:46Speaker 2: The world. I'm not mad at the world. I took
- 51:48Speaker 2: you're knowing.
- 51:49Speaker 4: And then the lesbian, the lesbian white ladies behind me,
- 51:51Speaker 4: they were they were dialect.
- 51:53Speaker 2: What's some of this, bitch? Because my thing is like,
- 51:55Speaker 2: if you're gonna be mad at the world, food and
- 51:58Speaker 2: you're in the world, smoke yourself.
- 52:02Speaker 3: The best shit I've seen him do was the crack.
- 52:05Speaker 3: The lady was in front of your car. You're trying
- 52:06Speaker 3: to make the right turns.
- 52:07Speaker 2: Fuck you put your window down and you said, I
- 52:10Speaker 2: hope you die tomorrow. We were together, all three of us.
- 52:14Speaker 3: Remember way, Woa, my god, best shit you said? You said,
- 52:18Speaker 3: I hope you die tomorrow. Bitch, Oh my god.
- 52:21Speaker 4: Oh the stupid crackhead bitch. So I just said, oh,
- 52:24Speaker 4: I forgot about that. She would literally I'm trying to
- 52:27Speaker 4: give a right turn and she's just staying.
- 52:28Speaker 2: At me, she said, in the middle of the street,
- 52:30Speaker 2: trying to fuck with us. And I was like mo
- 52:32Speaker 2: and I hung. That was like fucking stupid, but she
- 52:34Speaker 2: got she had me hot foot. Look yeah, no, no,
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- 53:25Speaker 3: Yosup, We're back. Collor McGregor. You to dick, Oh what
- 53:29Speaker 3: I There has.
- 53:30Speaker 2: To be a rule. There's no way you're going in
- 53:33Speaker 2: there for you and he just blows out like that food. No, no, no.
- 53:35Speaker 2: There was a video from taking off his shoe. You've
- 53:36Speaker 2: seen it. Stop talking to him today. I'm sorry.
- 53:39Speaker 3: There's a video of him taking whom I talk to fans,
- 53:44Speaker 3: all my supporters. There was a video of him taking
- 53:46Speaker 3: off his shoe and he looked like he was really Yeah,
- 53:49Speaker 3: he looked like he was really hurt. But literally that
- 53:51Speaker 3: week he talked you went on the podcast he talked
- 53:52Speaker 3: about could be He was like, that was a bitch.
- 53:56Speaker 3: He quick because he's pussy bro could be right now
- 53:58Speaker 3: in his condition, could whoop the fuck out of McGregor.
- 54:02Speaker 2: After we saw what this that his knees don't even work,
- 54:05Speaker 2: He's definitely whooping bro Bro.
- 54:07Speaker 3: The fact he went in he did that crazy jumping ship.
- 54:09Speaker 3: That's how he usually opens up his matches and it works.
- 54:12Speaker 3: But he's not the same guy.
- 54:14Speaker 2: I know what I'm saying. My thing is, how do
- 54:15Speaker 2: you browt your knee?
- 54:16Speaker 4: You're you're full in no way just because of that
- 54:18Speaker 4: one kick, because you've been training all your you knew
- 54:20Speaker 4: your knee was fucked up.
- 54:21Speaker 2: And that's a cat. That's a cat, and that's what's bro.
- 54:26Speaker 4: And I can see why people like I know this
- 54:28Speaker 4: food that he hates boxing and like you'll see now
- 54:30Speaker 4: he's like he's like it's two vandido. It was like,
- 54:33Speaker 4: like it's too like their setouts, like everything's a money grab.
- 54:35Speaker 2: You think they're gonna investigate it? I think so.
- 54:38Speaker 3: You think they should though, like no, no, fift million,
- 54:42Speaker 3: he got a fifteen million checks.
- 54:45Speaker 2: MacGregor's still way to be investigator.
- 54:46Speaker 3: When he landed, was you're gonna I say he was
- 54:50Speaker 3: already injured, Like he's farred and maybe somebody can.
- 54:52Speaker 4: I don't think they should pay him. No, you stopped
- 54:55Speaker 4: to paying because people still about pay per views. The
- 54:57Speaker 4: thing about it is food is like it's like a contract.
- 54:58Speaker 4: Like if somebody told us we have to be there
- 55:00Speaker 4: for ten minutes. Let's say somebody going like, come, come
- 55:02Speaker 4: for ten minutes, and then you don't end up going no,
- 55:07Speaker 4: and you go on there and you performed till the
- 55:09Speaker 4: ten minute on the dot and then leave, and then
- 55:11Speaker 4: the fans are mad.
- 55:12Speaker 2: And you still came for ten minutes of the contract,
- 55:14Speaker 2: the contract contract.
- 55:15Speaker 4: Yes, people are gonna be mad at you, but contract wise,
- 55:16Speaker 4: you did what you're supposed to do. McGregor promoted the
- 55:19Speaker 4: fuck out of the fight. He did all that, but
- 55:21Speaker 4: to go like that dog on your return and and
- 55:24Speaker 4: you have no more UFC than I do. It's a
- 55:25Speaker 4: big fight.
- 55:26Speaker 2: That was the biggest, the biggest even even then at
- 55:30Speaker 2: that age that there right now forty seven is.
- 55:32Speaker 3: Just just because you have to understand UFC was already
- 55:34Speaker 3: so big. Connor McGregor and this is the only problem
- 55:37Speaker 3: will give to Connor. Connor McGregor put UFC on the map,
- 55:40Speaker 3: map map for anyone that didn't know what UFC was
- 55:42Speaker 3: just because he came in like the bad boy and
- 55:44Speaker 3: fuck everybody.
- 55:45Speaker 2: I'm fucking I'm gonna fuck the mainwaters.
- 55:47Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Like he didn't care about nothing. Yeah,
- 55:49Speaker 3: I think he was the most paid a fighter at
- 55:51Speaker 3: that time. UFC wise, you see whys he came back
- 55:53Speaker 3: at thirty seven years old.
- 55:54Speaker 2: He came back at thirty.
- 55:55Speaker 3: Seven Holloway with forty four No no, no, no, but
- 56:00Speaker 3: but but even if they went whatever through the rounds
- 56:03Speaker 3: and everything, there's no way you were going to be
- 56:04Speaker 3: hollow Hallowey was consistently fighting his whole career.
- 56:07Speaker 11: Bro.
- 56:07Speaker 3: He just knocked out that. He knocked out the champ, Hollywood.
- 56:12Speaker 3: He said this. So there's rules. So what Halloway does
- 56:15Speaker 3: when he fights, he goes like this, right, he points
- 56:17Speaker 3: down ten seconds of the round, nast ten seconds of
- 56:19Speaker 3: around now any ten seconds when he points down, it's this,
- 56:23Speaker 3: you go up.
- 56:24Speaker 2: If you call it down, you can't back up. So
- 56:27Speaker 2: we go up like this.
- 56:28Speaker 3: We're just duking it right there. Boom, Yeah, justin Getgi
- 56:31Speaker 3: did it. But he knocked his ass out and now
- 56:35Speaker 3: just to get you is the champ, the one that
- 56:36Speaker 3: beat up Eliot. You remember when I was on you.
- 56:39Speaker 3: But the fact of the matter is if if he
- 56:42Speaker 3: tried to do the McGregor back in the day, McGregor
- 56:43Speaker 3: was a fucking demon bro.
- 56:46Speaker 2: He was like, huh, he was like a Dean? Was
- 56:48Speaker 2: he hyper? Was he actually a really good He was
- 56:50Speaker 2: a team and he was a fucking bro.
- 56:51Speaker 3: He went in the game, not started knocking, it goes
- 56:54Speaker 3: out and then he knocked out Eddie Alvarez and Eddie
- 56:55Speaker 3: Alvarez was that nigga oh no Jo Sauda first right,
- 57:01Speaker 3: was a Brazilian fighter and he was one of the
- 57:03Speaker 3: ones you think about Brazilian fighters, you think about him
- 57:06Speaker 3: type shit.
- 57:06Speaker 4: And and then McGregor always stands out too because he's Irish, right,
- 57:09Speaker 4: because it's like, do you have c usually ran by
- 57:12Speaker 4: like the America, the Muslim niggas mm.
- 57:16Speaker 2: The Brazilian you know the Americans rights wise?
- 57:19Speaker 4: Yeah, so so in the artists who comes in with
- 57:22Speaker 4: an accident he's just dog and he ship, he's gonna
- 57:24Speaker 4: stand out.
- 57:25Speaker 3: He was really well known for his ship talking bro
- 57:27Speaker 3: like he told him.
- 57:30Speaker 2: Who is the one?
- 57:31Speaker 3: He said, you look like a retired skateboarder for there's
- 57:35Speaker 3: some dude that had a butch and he was like, hey,
- 57:37Speaker 3: cover that ship up please on TV. Like, bro, this dude'
- 57:41Speaker 3: ship talking. He told Nate Diaz on the interview. He said, hey, Nate,
- 57:44Speaker 3: let's both. Let's both count to ten. Because one he
- 57:51Speaker 3: was like, he doesn't know how to count to ten.
- 57:53Speaker 3: That's why Nate dis whooped him. Then he whipped and
- 57:57Speaker 3: then Connor whipped him. I loved Connor until that food
- 58:00Speaker 3: talk shit about Muslims and ship. That's she really bothered me.
- 58:03Speaker 3: But it's a pr stun for a PRS And that's
- 58:05Speaker 3: why when when when when Kobe was choking him out,
- 58:07Speaker 3: and there's a video footage of this, and though say
- 58:11Speaker 3: say sorry right now, it was it was just for
- 58:14Speaker 3: what he say.
- 58:15Speaker 2: It was for the it was for the promo, for
- 58:16Speaker 2: the promo. No, no, say it right now. It was just.
- 58:21Speaker 3: Getting fucked up, bro. And I feel like if you
- 58:24Speaker 3: do talk shit like that, you do have to like
- 58:26Speaker 3: back in by Kobey Covington. Kobe Covington was saying some
- 58:28Speaker 3: ship like all Mexicans need to go. You know, I
- 58:32Speaker 3: agree with him on that part, but he thought Kamara Usma,
- 58:37Speaker 3: Kamara Usman broke his fucking jaw. Broke Kobe Covingson's down,
- 58:41Speaker 3: broke his ship a lot of foods. They want to
- 58:44Speaker 3: come in with a gimmick because the gimmick makes them huge, right,
- 58:47Speaker 3: So Kabeb wasn't such a popular fighter because he didn't
- 58:50Speaker 3: have a gimmick.
- 58:51Speaker 2: But he was just doggy ship. But bro he was.
- 58:54Speaker 2: He's undefeated twenty four fights.
- 58:57Speaker 4: Who's the one when when they got in a fight,
- 58:59Speaker 4: their whole team cut down him McGregor McGregor.
- 59:02Speaker 3: So, so what he did was could be choked him out.
- 59:05Speaker 3: He's in the corner, could be looks away from the
- 59:08Speaker 3: fight because he's already on the floor, and he looks
- 59:10Speaker 3: to his corner, Connor's corner. He jumps over the gate
- 59:13Speaker 3: and he jumps to them, boom boom, and he talked
- 59:17Speaker 3: about his dad, his whole family, but his religion.
- 59:21Speaker 2: But then they didn't.
- 59:22Speaker 3: I don't think they're really talking about his that Connor
- 59:23Speaker 3: gave respect to his father because his father. The reason
- 59:26Speaker 3: why he could be stopped fighting the UF was because
- 59:28Speaker 3: his father passed away and his mother said, I don't
- 59:30Speaker 3: want you fighting because your father is not there to
- 59:32Speaker 3: protect you.
- 59:32Speaker 9: He said, because that was his coach and everything comfortable.
- 59:36Speaker 3: But his father said that his even could be said
- 59:39Speaker 3: that his father's favorite fighter out of his team Islam
- 59:42Speaker 3: the chap now his.
- 59:44Speaker 2: Name is Islam.
- 59:47Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of people, but you could be
- 59:48Speaker 3: named that. There's a lot of people that like people
- 59:51Speaker 3: that's like what my name was Christian Catholic people in Christian.
- 59:55Speaker 2: Oh so like.
- 59:58Speaker 3: But when he was when he was doing that, when
- 59:59Speaker 3: he was sucking up in the crowd, his brothers jumped
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: in the in the in the ring and shocked out.
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: Corregor would literally beat up the fun out his brothers. Broue.
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: Just because your your your brothers the world timp, doesn't
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: mean you can you fight like your brother is the
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: world champ.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: All his his whole brothers of those teams, they're all
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: champs too.
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: They're all champs to in different divisions in different and
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: different what is the BFL champ like in different in
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: different fighting leagues, they're all champs.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: So the fact like, but when his brothers came in
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: and McGregor pieced them up though, that's what I'm saying.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: It's the other nigga came in piece boom, boom boom.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: It was just a whole the fucking Oh that's the
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: one you're told me for they stopped from there with
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: plain landing.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: No, no, they stopped from the Israelis landing. The Israelis
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: landed in Russia and all the Dagistanis went to the
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: fucking okay you know where the plane takes off the
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: landing strip. Yeah, they went like one deep and they
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: made the plane leave. They didn't let it land, they
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: made it leave. I was a word terrorist. I'm not
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: terrorist s but like you know what I'm saying, ain't
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: that crazy? I think that it's like a play for
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: Mexico stops here. But your Americans are like, oh yeah,
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: land that happened though, Bro, are you watching the world Cooper? No,
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: you're only watching that when you're with the hommies and
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: ship with thees Bro Bro. That ship is really good
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: right now, that's it's gonna be. Hey, when's the next
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: game under that?
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: Argentina to the finals on Sunday? Dargentini again with Egypt.
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, then you know that game. So Argentina
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: deserved it or no.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: It was stupid the refs, Well they're paid off.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: No way, bro, big Yahoo Bro. Switzerland choked it. But
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: I've seen this. No, No, no, no, no, no, you
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: don't know like that gonna be put fuck Pesti and
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Yahoo did this ship No no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: no no. The Swiss game is different. We're talking about
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: the Argentina. They took your team game.
- 1:02:01Speaker 8: They took away the goal from Egypt, right, they took
- 1:02:04Speaker 8: away the goal and so well, so what it would
- 1:02:06Speaker 8: have been three two, because it was that was the
- 1:02:10Speaker 8: goal that made it to zero.
- 1:02:12Speaker 9: It's still there was still a lot of time. But
- 1:02:15Speaker 9: like it wasn't a foul, no no, no, look.
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: Look it wasn't no no, look look, I'm not a hater.
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: I truly believe that Messi is the greatest soccer player.
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: I truly do believe that he's he's better. There's if
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: you want to move on out of him the no.
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: No, no, no no no.
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: I'm not arguing because people the World's Cup is doing
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: a lot of difference. But Handrick first game in World Cup,
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: he's he's the best, the beast. Messi's Handrick first, and
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: then you can stand on cock suckers. I think he's better,
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: he's not.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: He's not. He's not the better player. He's not the
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: better player. He would have he don't have enough balloon,
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: you stop doing the smoking ship. I don't think he
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: has more right, No he doesn't. He doesn't like but
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: for is he highly favorite A hunch percent dog. I
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: was watching like they put the montage.
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: I know messy how he will because he because he's
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: a little short, fucking he's like a little piece of ship.
- 1:03:09Speaker 4: So he will hit you in the test. You push
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: him back for you'll get the foul. And that's what
- 1:03:14Speaker 4: bro like the ship against Sarda Arabia.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: For that was a foul when he put his leg
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: out right on this because you can break somebody's.
- 1:03:19Speaker 9: Like like like you're going clean first to the fucking calf.
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: That's a breaking red card automatic.
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: That's the food from Sucking Qatar, the food from guitar
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: that broke that first leg. You know what I'm talking about.
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: The dirty Yeah he was my dad, No that was no,
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: it wasn't who known to be a dirty player. My
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: dad telling me, wait, wait, dirt like the one of
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: the dude from guitar, A dude from guitar his some
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: Canadian food's leg and he broke his ship.
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: Oh, the f from guitar is known to be a
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: dirty player.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: He's known to be magic in the World Cup and
- 1:03:50Speaker 4: breaking your leg and you can't even play no more.
- 1:03:52Speaker 4: Fuck career because that's a career ending injury.
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: Why what do you tear?
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: No, he broke his leg, but what what part? It's
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: like like bone out right?
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: Bone now? Bone out?
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: Yeah, bone out, Get the funk out of it. The
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: full it was bad. People were like like, let's not
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: look at this ship. That's how bad it was.
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: Oh damn, it was pretty bad.
- 1:04:13Speaker 5: Then.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I see him as he ship and
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: then I've seen like, I mean, brother, Jews. The Jews
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: aren't doing The Jews have a lot of power.
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: Dog, Yeah they do. Bro Argentinia super Zionist brother. They're
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: one of the biggest Zionist countries. The president just said
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: I am the biggest Zionist president in the world. He
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: said that.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: He said that on this ship.
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: He said that there's really an independence that he went
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: over there to support.
- 1:04:37Speaker 9: Oh yeah, that's where he told me that, oh, just
- 1:04:39Speaker 9: bring back the next World Cup, said that we'll make
- 1:04:42Speaker 9: sure you guys get it.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you haven't seen that clip, dude, it's so weird.
- 1:04:45Speaker 9: He said that he told him and he smiled at him.
- 1:04:48Speaker 9: He's like oh, we'll make sure we get it. And
- 1:04:49Speaker 9: then in the backdrop, it's just like the Argentinas, Like
- 1:04:52Speaker 9: it is really.
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: Like just like combining, combining.
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: It's so weird, bro.
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: I mean no, no, that's like that's like that's like
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: that's like an Illuminati type show, like the Run of
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: the World. You know that your children's blood well for
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: they eat baby boy, they kill babies all the time, bro. Like, Bro,
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: have you seen some of those videos?
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: I know, I've never seen fucking killing baby videos. Where
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: the fuck did you see that at kill kids? Oh,
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: I've seen so many of those videos.
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: What's just fucking crazy, bro, Like I've seen like kids
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: arms miss and srrible bro, and then this these woes
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: are kissing the wall and Messi's over here touching his
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: nipples jerking off to Nan Yahoo and sh that's crazy
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: as fuck, bro, because it's like it's like where you're
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: supposed to beople's favorite player, you should actually have some
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: type of like have some type of like a dignity,
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: moral dignity for sure. B Yeah, but you can tell
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: you're the best player, like mahomi Andy tell me he
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: like Messy because when Messi would get foul, he would
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: run through that ship. He would have flopped, would run
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: through that shit and just go go harder. And then
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: like but seeing all these videos, cause I did a
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: little deep dive on that feeling, seeing these videos where
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: he was like super like long hair mess Jude up By.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: It's crazy, very disappointing, bro.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's one of those things to worry.
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: When when you're when you're in that such power, it's
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: like you have to it's like make it to break it. Right,
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: It's like you already go two ways. You go to
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: the Saudi, you go to the israelis right, and Saudi's
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: on some bit ship too, Like the whole country is
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: on some bit ship because they say they don't support Israel,
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: but they kind of do.
- 1:06:25Speaker 4: You know, because with all that money they could have
- 1:06:28Speaker 4: helped the people from Palatina ship dog, they could help
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: so many.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: Boy, you're one of the richest countries in.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: The world or the richest country, either one, and you're
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: over here, like, let's start the deals with Israel, you know, cocksuckers. Huh,
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: it's like to l a bitches. It's very disappointing.
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: Food Like, ifez there, Muslim food, Come on, what's going
- 1:06:46Speaker 3: on or like I hate it when like Muslim creators,
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: like they asked India love three pals? Why the fuck
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: you asking India love as bitch? Like dick on it
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: every day like basis you know fingered by the game
- 1:06:59Speaker 3: and it was ondeo and I've seen it three times, but.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: You know, I like you got fingered.
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: I want to look it up, like, hey, you be
- 1:07:10Speaker 4: if you ever beat your ship to Kim Kardashian and
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: Rachel a million times?
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: Oh when I was younger in high school, I whacked
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: my ship to that ship. I Kim Kardashian is so bad.
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: I fucking eat her eyes full Genie, She's Armenian. What
- 1:07:24Speaker 4: would you let her shut on her chest? And by
- 1:07:27Speaker 4: the way, if I think my Armenian neighbor likes me,
- 1:07:31Speaker 4: you've seen that.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: The baddie Yeah, oh you you were there there and
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: they were like I they seen in the bands and
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Armenian girl. That was really nice. It was nice there.
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: You know what it is started making some money. They
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: pay attention now And the other day the day she
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: was outside her door just.
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: Like on her phone and ship. I don't know if
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: she came back from somewhere because I never really, I knew.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: I've seen her a couple of times, but she was
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: in there constantly. Whatever, mam.
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: The other day, I'm walking out shirtless. My fucking neighbor,
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: the old guy. He's cool as fuck. I love him
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: to death. His homies always parking my parking.
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: I don't mind. But sometimes I'm in a fucking Russian
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
- 1:08:11Speaker 4: So when I did, on purpose, I put my car
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: behind his car so they have to come knock at
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: me and tell me that to move my car right
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: and opened the door and I was like, bo bay.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: He was like, I'm sorry, my friend. I'm sorry, but yeah,
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: but I didn't to fuck with them. I'm moving my
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: car out.
- 1:08:24Speaker 4: The girl's getting there. She's in a black dress looking fine.
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: Dog and I get out and I'm just like, my
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: brother's so fun.
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: I'm like, how, mama. She's like Hi.
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: I talked to her like I do the other Armenians,
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: where I talk in little pieces. She knows English, so
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: I just gotta really talk to her, you know what
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: I'm saying. So I'm just pissed the game. But then
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: I've seen her with her man six five handsome white
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: boy with color her eyes, white boy, Armenian's Armenians.
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: No, he's a white boy. I don't know Armenians, only
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: fucking Armenians dead. And I was like, I seen them though,
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: when you told me on Saturday to go fucking to
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: go park at you your spot. You've seen that food.
- 1:08:59Speaker 9: I pulled up in the beds like I was going in,
- 1:09:02Speaker 9: and then she turned around like she turned around thinking
- 1:09:04Speaker 9: it was you, because she was like just staring, staring, and.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: I was like, the funk I've never seen her. Tell
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: me what fine ass?
- 1:09:12Speaker 5: Because she turned around.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: Her man comes, they're all just so you know.
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: I was like the man he's talling the ship, just
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: good looking. Look at me like a little Indian to
- 1:09:23Speaker 4: compare to him. And then I'd be shirtless, which is
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: like my shorts, you know me, I be I could
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: be naked for him. I would my shirt with the
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: la belly flopping. And She's like, oh fuck.
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: I've always I've always wanted.
- 1:09:34Speaker 4: A fucking neighbor, like a neighbor where she just fine
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: and then we could and then we just link up
- 1:09:39Speaker 4: every time we were together.
- 1:09:41Speaker 3: Because that's the best accessibility, like hey, what are you
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: doing in the back, Like that's tight.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: Fol Damn. I wish I could funk with a neighbor.
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: My neighbors are like senior citizens.
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: There's not one baddy in my building. Yeah, like one
- 1:09:57Speaker 4: baddy old lady where like you could just imagine her.
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: Being got hold of long Nah no, no, literally no,
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: and like I live with my mom like I don't
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: want to.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: That's the part.
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: That's the part about the neighbors her apartment, go to
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: her apartment, or get cracking in the laundry room.
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: No, I don't think.
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: I don't think I have the balls for that.
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: Really, you're but nigga in the Loundrymm.
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: Mom, If my mama ever caught me like having sex,
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: I think I killed myself. I feel so has your
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: mam ever caught.
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: You with a woman? Nah? Oh no, I mean at
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: least not that she told me. No, Thank god, Bro,
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: that make you feel so uncomfortable. I'm at it. My
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: mom alouldy cat me.
- 1:10:40Speaker 4: She'll about to be like, you know, but it's be
- 1:10:41Speaker 4: different than I'm fucking fucking my mom's banner in the room.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: That's a little different. That's a little different vibe right there. Yeah.
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: I just wouldn't want to experience none of that.
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: So's why I probably don't even don't even go to
- 1:10:51Speaker 3: my house because I'll live alone, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:10:54Speaker 4: And you would if you had your own room, but
- 1:10:56Speaker 4: you shared room with thirty other people and nobody fucking
- 1:10:59Speaker 4: want like.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: I'll promise you, no, girl, I promise you.
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: If a bitch is well for you and she gets
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: to your howling your brothers and your brothers are having
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: your bunk bit down there, she's gonna turn her off.
- 1:11:08Speaker 10: I don't.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: I don't have bunk beds. But to you, I do understand.
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: Where's the craziest breath you have sex at?
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: No where? I don't have crazy sex anywhere. I've gone
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: top of like a park before Barnes though the stairs okay,
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: uh the bed while you were asleep, by the way.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: You know, I found out that was where fuck dinner.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: Bring sexually assault to me kind of. They had sex
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: on the same bed while he was asleep, when I
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: was blacked down asleep. They decided to get it on.
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: That's not okay. And they did that to me before.
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: Jacarda has done it to me. Have you fucking have
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: you done it to me?
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: Under this?
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: Yeah? You fucking have your piece of ship. Yes you
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: you have. I was asleep in the couch. You brought
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: the nasty bitch. No, no, no, oh, you're fucking shick
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: far around the bed. I was on the couch. Why
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: do you guys do.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: That on me?
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: That's so uncomfortable. Bro, you're not You don't do like
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: that too, I don't you. You've got to hit while
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: was driving you in the bag.
- 1:12:21Speaker 3: What you're fucking spreading? You made most of it outside
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: on the sidewalk go for fuck for fun in the
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: hood in Peaco Union, very dangerous area. Yeah, you have
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: to be sitting on the sidewalk. Blick got lick.
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: What was the craziest part You've ever had to sax
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: that on?
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: This?
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: Then the movie theater? But just had what of one?
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: You know, it was alone like it was you know,
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: they pick up everything though I know the camera, Bro,
- 1:12:51Speaker 3: they pick up everything. It's like night vision. They see
- 1:12:54Speaker 3: everything while ago what movie? I haven't seen that movie,
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: but I he is really good.
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: Yeah, but my jo that she was hard. I had
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: already watched it. It was her first time watching it.
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: She was just f fucking mouth open for your cock
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: and dad have fucking pete tho right here, Andrea, you
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: could have shared it's crazy church study.
- 1:13:25Speaker 3: By the way.
- 1:13:25Speaker 4: By the way, ds, I'm not your man, your baby
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: daddy's baby daddy.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: Called the dress said. We definitely trying to go to
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: the baby study said to save our relationship.
- 1:13:35Speaker 4: See, I knew it sounds like a good guy. We
- 1:13:39Speaker 4: actually want to meet baby daddy. I met him in
- 1:13:43Speaker 4: a weird time. The one time I met him is
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: because my my brother and I just got shot.
- 1:13:50Speaker 11: M hm.
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: They started like homies. They grew up together kind of Yeah.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: Damn Wait, wait, Dress, you unders said the words that
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: were craziest.
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: Wait.
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: I'll tell you guys, my mind is. You're not gonna
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: laugh when I tell you. Get mine seventh in Union,
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: the apartment right next to the Chinese spot in the
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: roof right there. Oh you're well.
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: Seven Yeah, I know exactly what that's because you took
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: me to the Chinese who spot got good?
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: Fuck shh? Not worth the fucking dangerousness? What the fuck
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: in the rooftop? He doesn't care. No, you're looking at
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: it on seventh. You gotta be on Union.
- 1:14:34Speaker 9: So it's like, let's say, if you're walking down the
- 1:14:37Speaker 9: shop the cleaners, no, no, No, that's fucking that's rooftop
- 1:14:42Speaker 9: by Nikkis.
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: No, no, you're going you're on seven. You gotta look
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: at it from Union. No, No, Nikki is on seventh.
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: Nikki Sports. Yeah, Nikkis is on seventh US shopping Nikki Sports. No,
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: I haven't been there in a while, you know what
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: I'm saying. No, no Union runs.
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: If you're walking down Union. Let's say you're walking the
- 1:15:04Speaker 4: Chinese what is on eight oh eight? Sorry you're here,
- 1:15:08Speaker 4: you're right right because John Lady is on six.
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: But in between seven you ate ateh the Union? Yes
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: ship yeah, white ones, the ones right next to you. Ah, like,
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: oh what the fuck?
- 1:15:26Speaker 5: No?
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: No, yeah, I was maybe like eighteen Wait what the
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: view w W? The w was cracking. Well when I
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: when I was younger and it was my crib.
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: I never yeah, I've never had sex on my house ever.
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: Oh you don't know, like wait once or twice when
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: I was a kid.
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: Wait wait in high school way house or like the crib, Yeah,
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: your crib. Yeah, we're at your bad Yeah, the fun
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: where else.
- 1:15:59Speaker 4: You don't unders the best feeling fool after you're dumb
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: boning and you you live on your own. You could
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: just lay that naked walk around the food.
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: So I've seen you. I'm saying, I know he's naked
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: in your bed because it's my bad, it's my house.
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: That's not the point, you know, has anybody walked there?
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: Has your kid walking on you? Damn Aiden walked in
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: on me once. It was fucking alarmias too, and like
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: two years ago Aiden went on with Tea. He walked
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: in on me.
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: And then after I went to throw my mother that
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: went over. I was like, you know, how the fucking
- 1:16:31Speaker 4: He's like, I didn't see nothing. I didn't see nothing.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: He says that he's seen everything. And then I was like,
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: why did you know anything? I just I just because grandma.
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: Grandma said to go get you because the food was ready.
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: And he was funny, but he got along with my
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: sisters my store were like, bitch over here, traumatity my son.
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: Bitch that your kid had walked in on you, sister.
- 1:16:53Speaker 4: Never you're walking on her, that would be so awkward, though,
- 1:16:59Speaker 4: here can I okay? Bees my brother beating the ship?
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: Never?
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: What the never I've damn walked in on you? No,
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: But I take precaution because I know I can never
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: get card because it's going to ruin my life. You know,
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: once you see your brother jerking off, if it's like,
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: do you have to kill him or you have to
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: kill yourself? That's not true normal, I bro, if I
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: see jerking off, if I caught you jerking off, bro,
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: I think.
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: Would you catch me jerking off? I plan it.
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: It's probably horny right now, let me knock on the
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: door way.
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: Is that a normal? And I know the culture lock box?
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: So if I hear like but no, no, never, I
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: I'll probably feel so uncomfortable.
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: But I don't ever want to pay anyone in that situation,
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: you know, unless it's like a girl, you know, like
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: my significant same matter house.
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: Oh you want you want your girl to walking on you?
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: Have you said that?
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: That's whole A lot of porn starts.
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: It's true, it's true. That's how a lot of porn starts. Oh,
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: your step mom caught you.
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: You know, porn. Porn really fucked a lot of people up,
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: because I know people are thinking that their step mom
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: is gonna suck them.
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: For sure.
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's a white people think though. Pretend
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: I mean, you just moved into a together. You get
- 1:18:20Speaker 3: there to the house, I thought you were gone. I
- 1:18:22Speaker 3: thought you were Where resident are you going to? Where
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: the fun you're be going with the Muslims? You walk in,
- 1:18:27Speaker 3: you catch me like this, What do you say? I
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: purchased a gun and I shoot my fucking self, you know, seriously,
- 1:18:35Speaker 3: because I'd be like, I can't even because that image
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: is gonna be burning my brain. It's just you beating
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: your ship and what you Why are you doing in
- 1:18:43Speaker 3: the living room? You forget if you're in room. I'm
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: guessing hypothetically if you move in together, right, So what
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: are you doing? What are you doing in the living room?
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: I have some respect for the crib at least megga
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: are fake crib.
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: And you know I don't never charged off in the
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