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Beard Laws Episode 50 - Interview with TikTok's @barrr_none · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: What's up, everybody. This is Beard Law's episode number fifty
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  Speaker 1: fiftieth time. For some reason, some of you have came back,
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: or maybe it's the first time that you came back,
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  Speaker 1: and you'll come back for the next fifty. We have
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  Speaker 1: an exciting show lined up, as you guys know. We
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  Speaker 1: have bar Underscore None, who's gonna be our guest tonight.
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  Speaker 1: And we have a new segment that nobody knows about
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  Speaker 1: that we're going to bring in here pretty soon. So
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do is hit you guys with the introduction.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're gonna see our beautiful faces in logans Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: This is Beard Law's Episode fifty. Logans here, Iron Sanctuaries here,
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  Speaker 1: and so are all you amazing people. So thank you
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  Speaker 1: guys for taking some time on your Thursday. Come check
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  Speaker 1: this out. It's gonna be a heck of a show.
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  Speaker 2: Sure it is.
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  Speaker 1: We got like we said, we got bar None backstage,
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  Speaker 1: and we have a Pritt guess that nobody really knows
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  Speaker 1: about except for all the people that he told about
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  Speaker 1: and we told about backstage. So so as you obviously
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  Speaker 1: you can see Logans over here chilling at his unnamed
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  Speaker 1: sports desk. Logan what you got going on?
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  Speaker 3: Uh yes, it's Eastern Standard logan.
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  Speaker 1: Eastern Standard logan time for everybody that knows Logan just
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  Speaker 1: kind of runs on his own time. Shirts are available
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  Speaker 1: at beard laws dot com. If you want a picture
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  Speaker 1: with that ugly face.
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  Speaker 4: Who doesn't and shout outs, I don't logan, I don't
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  Speaker 4: want one.
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  Speaker 3: Uh now, now you're lying.
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  Speaker 1: And obviously everybody knows this is Iron Sentrey. What you
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  Speaker 1: got going on?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Now's just hanging out.
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  Speaker 5: I just squatted four oh five, so uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was saying that earlier, and I said, I
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  Speaker 1: used a squatty potty. It's pretty much the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much the same thing.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah that's Oh, my new kicks came into they're
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  Speaker 5: in the other room, but they're in my retroplots. They're orange,
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  Speaker 5: so they match the orange hat and the orange shirts
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  Speaker 5: that I just bought because my daughter has a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of orange clothing for Halloween season.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah to the season. And if anybody hasn't seen, he's
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  Speaker 1: got one of the coolest shoe displays that I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: You guys can check it out in his latest video.
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  Speaker 1: And not only with the shoe display, he's got those
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  Speaker 1: killer what are the hat taxs hat tacks? Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: if you guys are interested in that. He guy actually
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  Speaker 1: has a link in his bio. You guys can check
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  Speaker 1: them out if you know what we're talking about. Pretty
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  Speaker 1: awesome stuff. We're gonna get some in the studio, so
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  Speaker 1: one thing I want to do. We're also live on
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  Speaker 1: the Talking Beards Network and they are in the process
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  Speaker 1: of hosting an amazing beard competition called Beards for Maddie.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a fundraiser obviously for Maddie. If you guys
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  Speaker 1: check won't check it out? You can go to the
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  Speaker 1: Facial Hair League app. I don't know if you've ever
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  Speaker 1: heard of it, but it's an actual app. It's like
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  Speaker 1: Fantasy for beards. So it's the FHL or Facial Hair League.
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  Speaker 1: You go to it. It's the only live competition right now,
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  Speaker 1: so you can go in there, create a quick account,
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  Speaker 1: and then you can actually go in and vote. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm entry number sixty nine because you know, why wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: I be because for us, So I'm Entry sixty nine.
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  Speaker 1: If you guys want to throw me a vote, that'd
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  Speaker 1: be pretty cool. There's some amazing beard so ladies, if
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  Speaker 1: you're into beards dudes. If you want to see some
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  Speaker 1: cool beards Facial Hair League, check out Beards from Eddie
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  Speaker 1: and they're also going to be live seven o'clock on
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  Speaker 1: Facebook dot com Slash Talking Beards if you want to
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  Speaker 1: kind of see some of the contestants and see who
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  Speaker 1: wins and everything like that. So it's a great cause,
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  Speaker 1: great couple of dudes in their news guys. Probably the
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  Speaker 1: second best news guy because Breaking News we have the
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  Speaker 1: coolest news guy ever. And this is going to be
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  Speaker 1: our new segment. That was a cool little segue that
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  Speaker 1: we just did. Brandon McDermott. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: guys have seen him, but he's on TikTok. He has
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  Speaker 1: the coolest voice that I think I've ever heard, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not just saying that. And if you guys don't
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  Speaker 1: believe me, see for yourself, because we're going to bring
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  Speaker 1: them into our new segment that's going to be Beard
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  Speaker 1: Law News. So we just happen to have a cool
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  Speaker 1: little video and then we're gonna bring him in. So
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  Speaker 1: everybody welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Brandan Brandon.
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  Speaker 6: At its nine oh five Eastern Time, eight five Central.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Brandon McDermott with Beard Law News Patrons at a
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  Speaker 6: seven eleven in Florida were treated yesterday to a leude
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  Speaker 6: display of a twenty eight year old woman who allegedly
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  Speaker 6: exposed and pleasured herself near the front doors of the
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  Speaker 6: convenience store. Police alleged that Vanessa Lee Jones did take
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  Speaker 6: part in what was called intentional self gratification while outside
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  Speaker 6: a seven eleven store around eleven am Wednesday, which begs
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  Speaker 6: the question what is unintentional self gratification? Jones was arrested
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  Speaker 6: for lewde and lascivious exhibition, which is felony in her state.
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  Speaker 6: Her court date is pending, but officials say she'll likely
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  Speaker 6: be handcuffed to avoid an outburst of similar acts at
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  Speaker 6: trot in a trip to the Golden State where Lorenzo
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  Speaker 6: Marujo might be a small person, standing less than five
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  Speaker 6: feet tall, but on Monday night, the sixty seven year
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  Speaker 6: old proof she can pack a punch. According to police,
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  Speaker 6: Marujo a confronted her intruder while he broke into her apartment. Meruo,
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  Speaker 6: who was twenty who has twenty six years at martial
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  Speaker 6: arts training, said he grabbed me and he shook me.
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  Speaker 6: Yet another satisfied ACDC fan but the story ends in
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  Speaker 6: a happy place where the woman was allegedly beating the
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  Speaker 6: man with her cane after he came into her apartment,
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  Speaker 6: caused him to run away with a story he'll never
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  Speaker 6: share with anyone, that is, if he wants to keep
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  Speaker 6: his dignity. And construction worker Justin Driscoll brought claims of
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  Speaker 6: retaliatory termination and wrongful discharge in violation of North Carolina
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  Speaker 6: common law. He alleged there were two reasons his boot
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  Speaker 6: him because of complaints about his supervisor's drinking and a
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  Speaker 6: fight they had, and because his employer believed that he
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  Speaker 6: would file a worker's compensation claim due to his injuries
• 5:42
  Speaker 6: from the fight with his boss. A federal appeals court
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  Speaker 6: has ruled that the employee who was attacked and fired
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  Speaker 6: is entitled to more than one million dollars in damages
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  Speaker 6: and legal costs. The second prize was a pack of stakes.
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  Speaker 6: Americans have reported drinking alcohol more frequently and in higher
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  Speaker 6: quantity since last year that according to a study published
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  Speaker 6: in the American Journal of American Medicine, the greatest changes
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  Speaker 6: were among women and people thirty to fifty nine years old.
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  Speaker 6: On average, alcohol was consumed one day or more per
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  Speaker 6: month by three out of every four adults. Frequency of
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  Speaker 6: alcohol consumption for women increased by nearly twenty percent. Heavy
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  Speaker 6: drinking among women four or more drinks every few hours
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  Speaker 6: despite forty one percent since last year, and adults aged
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  Speaker 6: thirty to fifty nine years increased their drinking by twenty
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  Speaker 6: percent since twenty nineteen. After hearing the news, Americans everywhere
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  Speaker 6: are yelling, duh have you seen twenty twenty fact? And
• 6:35
  Speaker 6: Luke Keyes has always loved Halloween. Every year, the software
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  Speaker 6: engineer and his wife create a haunted science lab in
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  Speaker 6: their garage for kids in their Texas neighborhood to explore.
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  Speaker 6: But wanting to encourage social distancing, this year, Keys decided
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  Speaker 6: to scrap those plans and focus on a backup, a
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  Speaker 6: candy delivering robot. A long time robotics enthusiast, Keys began
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  Speaker 6: building his robot, named Already, eight years ago, out of
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  Speaker 6: lego bricks and a rumba. There have been several changes
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  Speaker 6: to Already over the years, but the robot now measures
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  Speaker 6: more than six feet tall and he weighs about three
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  Speaker 6: hundred pounds, made out of a power wheelchair and some
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  Speaker 6: leftover boat shed several cameras and a lot of wood,
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  Speaker 6: and it's controlled with an Xbox controller. This is a
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  Speaker 6: great idea and certainly an upgrade from my idea of
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  Speaker 6: shooting candy with a slingshot from my porch.
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  Speaker 1: I think that worked.
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  Speaker 4: News.
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  Speaker 6: Back in March, Miami University of Ohio sent Bozeman High
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  Speaker 6: School of Montana a letter asking it to change its logo,
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  Speaker 6: given the fact that a copyright on the similar logo
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  Speaker 6: now the Bozeman's school will make the change. MIAM of
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  Speaker 6: Ohio requested that Bozeman stop using the logo last March,
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  Speaker 6: followed it following up with the school as recently as
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  Speaker 6: last month. By taking its time, Bozeman would likely get
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  Speaker 6: a few years to make the change. Officials at Bozeman, though,
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  Speaker 6: have called to move odd for a college team to
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  Speaker 6: push a high school team to change its logo, especially
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  Speaker 6: since Miami of Ohio doesn't even seem to know what
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  Speaker 6: state it's supposed to be in. For the record, no
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  Speaker 6: one even knows where Oxford, Ohio actually is. For Beard
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  Speaker 6: Law News, I'm Brandon McDermott.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I nailed that. I that was amazing and obviously, guys,
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  Speaker 1: so Brandon, we're gonna put you on the big screen,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, and he'd watched, he'd watch narrate my next
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  Speaker 1: intentional what was it?
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  Speaker 4: You called it?
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  Speaker 3: Unintentional self gratification?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so can you narrate my next intentional self gratification?
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  Speaker 2: Do you have ten seconds free tomorrow?
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  Speaker 1: I need.
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  Speaker 4: It's been six weeks for me. All I need is
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  Speaker 4: five seconds?
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  Speaker 1: Fair enough, He'll he'll fich you in the schedule. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you on a big screen branded. Tell
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  Speaker 1: them where they can find you, you know, on all
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: the social media's and obviously, guys, if you want branded,
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: oh don't not call this ship though.
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: I got it, you got it, I got it, all right, guys.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: Obviously Brandon, he's an author, he's not just an amazing voice.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: Here's a memoir of of his life. So if you
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: guys want, he's gonna tell you about it. But I
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: just wanted to show off the picture. And uh, obviously
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: guys can check that out, all right, Brandon, to tell
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  Speaker 1: the people with tell people where to find you.
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  Speaker 6: You can find me on TikTok at Brandon J McDermott.
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  Speaker 6: I'm on Instagram at McDermott dot Brandon on YouTube at
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  Speaker 6: Brandon McDermott Productions, and you can find that book that
• 9:12
  Speaker 6: Matt there showed you there Abandon Brandon on Amazon, Amazon
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  Speaker 6: dot com. And right now we're doing a special. We're
• 9:18
  Speaker 6: helping out two families. Every dollar that we raise here
• 9:21
  Speaker 6: until the end of October through PayPal, Venmo cash app
• 9:23
  Speaker 6: that's in LinkedIn my TikTok file, we're donating that, donating
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  Speaker 6: that to two families. We had a follower in our
• 9:29
  Speaker 6: TikTok community who would come and we'd have conversations in
• 9:32
  Speaker 6: our lives about about PTSD and stuff like that. He
• 9:36
  Speaker 6: was a military veteran who took his life on Sunday,
• 9:38
  Speaker 6: and his wife reached out to us and told us
• 9:40
  Speaker 6: how much of a fan he was of the of
• 9:42
  Speaker 6: the channel, and so we're donating half of all the
• 9:44
  Speaker 6: proceeds we get through the end of October to his
• 9:46
  Speaker 6: widow their three children, and the other half is going
• 9:49
  Speaker 6: to a woman named Carrie Cody, who is also on
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  Speaker 6: TikTok and a fan of our page, who is suffering
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  Speaker 6: from a rare form of blood cancer and she has
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  Speaker 6: to go into the into the hospital for a undred days,
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  Speaker 6: won't be able to see her daughter as a single
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  Speaker 6: mother for one hundred days, no Christmas, no Thanksgiving, And
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  Speaker 6: so we're gonna be donating fifty to one family fifty
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  Speaker 6: percent to the other family. Every dollar we make, whether
• 10:10
  Speaker 6: it's through things I sell or anything like that, we'll
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  Speaker 6: go to these families. Twenty five percent of all my
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  Speaker 6: proceeds to my book from here on out, also, we'll
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  Speaker 6: go to help these families.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome stuff, man, that's that's awesome. And we'll we'll chat offline.
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  Speaker 1: I got an idea to to help you out a
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  Speaker 1: little bit as well, I think, so we'll chat there, guys.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Make sure you guys check it out, check out all
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: the social media, go follow him and look forward to
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: having him on the show a lot more. He he's
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be a dad, and I forgot how much longer
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: you have so you can be a first time dead.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: So when that happened, you know, with Iron Sanctuary probably
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: won't see him for just a little bit, but we'll
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: bring them back and he's gonna look a little more refreshed.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: He's gonna look like shit, So it's gonna be funny
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: to see you see how.
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  Speaker 5: You can barely see my eyes open is because of
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  Speaker 5: the bags. There's bags, underneath bags and on top too.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it's gonna look like.
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  Speaker 3: Looking forward to it. I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Brandon McDermott, everybody, thank you very much, and we'll see
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  Speaker 1: you back for hopefully episode number fifty one.
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  Speaker 3: Yes sir, all right, good round, Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Guys.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: Make sure you follow all the social media's that is
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: the Beard Laws News. Guy's amazing. He's uh, he's got
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: quite the story to tell in his book and obviously
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: he's just just an amazing dude. So if anybody has
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: the means, make sure you help out a couple of
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: great causes. So why most of you are here, we
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: know week in and week out, it's not to talk
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: to Logan, it's it's kind of to talk down here
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  Speaker 1: in Sanctuary. But tonight most of you guys are here
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  Speaker 1: to see the amazing bar none. So if you guys
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: are ready, and if he's ready backstage looks yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: looks ready. I can't tell if that was the middle Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the middle finger. Yep, he says were number one.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's for Iron Sanctuary. That
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  Speaker 1: was thanks for Yeah, that's for Iron Sanctuary. H So
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna hit you guys with the intro.
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  Speaker 1: Get the introduction, get him in here, so let's do it. So,
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  Speaker 1: as mentioned, bar none is the guest dying. He's a
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  Speaker 1: man who started TikTok with a car story time about
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  Speaker 1: almost having to fight a nine year old over an
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  Speaker 1: internet outage, and we all know who would have won
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: that fight. A man who snack game advice can be
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  Speaker 1: used at the late night bar scene to help you
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  Speaker 1: get some of them ladies home. A man who's angry
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  Speaker 1: Chipotle doesn't open earlier, and I can't blame him there.
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  Speaker 1: A man who rocks a plain white tea cut off
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  Speaker 1: better than any homeless man that I've ever seen. A
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  Speaker 1: man who should be writing signs for states because his
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  Speaker 1: make way more sense. A man who lifts big ass
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  Speaker 1: ladders in the middle of a lane just so he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have to miss shoulder Day. A man who always
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  Speaker 1: takes everything up a notch. For instance, shower bears he
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  Speaker 1: does shower show. A man who climbs more poles than
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  Speaker 1: diamond cinnamon, crystal candy, and amber combined. A man who
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  Speaker 1: talks about how small is peanuts is very often the
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  Speaker 1: CEO of real talk, the CEO of sarcasm and Humor,
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  Speaker 1: the CEO of the lamp mic, the CEO of road rage,
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  Speaker 1: a man with a bigger heart and an even bigger mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Put he backs it up because he's an amazing dude
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  Speaker 1: and somebody that we're all proud to call our bearded brother.
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  Speaker 1: Don't one the only bar.
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  Speaker 2: No, that was a bit much, but I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: He's got a little bit of a beard.
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  Speaker 2: Also.
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  Speaker 7: Also, before we start anything, the fact that that Iron
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  Speaker 7: Sanctuary is flexing four oh five is hilarious because that's
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  Speaker 7: not very heavy squatting.
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  Speaker 2: Squatting.
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  Speaker 4: How much can you squat?
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  Speaker 2: Well, four oh five? But you have one hundred pounds
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  Speaker 2: on me.
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  Speaker 4: How much do you weigh?
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  Speaker 2: One one eighty?
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  Speaker 4: I got fifty pounds on you.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, that's that's that's a bit.
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  Speaker 5: That means I'm squatting more weight than you. I have
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  Speaker 5: to lift my own body the extra fifty pounds.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not how that works. It just means you
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  Speaker 2: have fifty pounds of muscle.
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  Speaker 4: I am walking around with fifty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you only have to squat this far.
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  Speaker 7: How tall are you five, I'm the same height as John.
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  Speaker 7: I'm five dead, we're the same height.
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  Speaker 2: Why does it always look like John's taller.
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  Speaker 4: Because he wears shoes and I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, that's a mistake on your part.
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  Speaker 7: However, for everybody in my chet and this Jet Iron
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  Speaker 7: Sanctuary is one of my favorites on are He's number
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  Speaker 7: one in my heart and John's number two in my bowels.
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  Speaker 2: So super appreciate it. Glad to be here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we're glad to have you. And you know, first off,
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  Speaker 1: we want to say thank you for your service, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for taking the time out of here, and thanks
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  Speaker 1: for all the stuff that you've done kind of for
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  Speaker 1: not only your community, but so many amazing people in
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  Speaker 1: such a short amount of time.
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  Speaker 7: So oh yeah, no, for sure, I don't belong here,
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  Speaker 7: So I figured I might as well just give it
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  Speaker 7: all away. Speaking of that guy that was in here,
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  Speaker 7: I was hoping he would still be. I was gonna
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  Speaker 7: ask him how much they were trying to raise. We
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  Speaker 7: can figure this out out there just based off his
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  Speaker 7: voice alone.
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  Speaker 2: I want to give him money.
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  Speaker 5: So I started talking on why there's some some tingles
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  Speaker 5: going down on my no note parts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, every time.
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  Speaker 2: When he was when he was talking, they were like, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: parts already finished.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll keep in contact. I chat with him
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  Speaker 1: just about every day, so we'll we'll see we can
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  Speaker 1: do it all. I got a couple of ideas too
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  Speaker 1: through Beard Love, so I think it's going to be
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: a good thing, and they're amazing causes. So so Brandon,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: if you're out there, be ready. We're we're gonna do
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: what we can do to help you. And one question
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: to kind of get everything going, I asked the same
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: question to every guest, because eventually I'm going to put
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: a clap together or logan, I'm going to teach him
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: how to use a computer. So just one question is
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: what got you into TikTok?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Oh Man, I feel like I've told this story a bunch.
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: Basically, and it was basically I went to my little
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: brother's birthday party and he's ten years younger than I.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Am and solid comment.
• 15:59
  Speaker 7: And basically they were all talking about how one of
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: their buddies got a video that had thirty thousand views
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: and it was like he was the coolest kid in school.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I'll start a TikTok.
• 16:09
  Speaker 7: I'll try to get like a thousand followers, and my
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: brother will think I'm cool again. Uh.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: And then I got a thousand followers.
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: In like a day and a half, and then I
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: got ten thousand, and then twenty thousand, and then I
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: was like, I hit sixty thousand, and I was telling
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: people I was famous.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: So that was one point two million followers ago.
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: And I just kept going and people seemed to really
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: respond to it, and I just got better at telling
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: stories and the views kept going up. And now Iron Sanctuary,
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: a man that I watched when I first got on,
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: is now in a chat with me.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: So that's crazy.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: When you off it at everything too, it's like.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if i'd call this a dream.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's definitely not a nightmare, but it's like
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: one of those dreams that you remember and you're like, yeah,
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: that's pretty cool.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Like one of those like one or two people about it,
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: and then it's yeah, like I called my mom or
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: my dad.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: I called my dad and I was like, yeah, dude.
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: Like me and me and Iron Sanctuary were friends. He's like,
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: who the fuck is Iron Sanctuary. It's like, it's not
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: cool to you, but it is to me.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: No one fucking knows who I am. I'm really oh
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: I'm iron sanctuary.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: Like you ever walk around town like you're actually mean
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: something and then nobody notices you, and you're like, oh no,
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: I'm ticked out famous.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not actually famous.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: I forget sometimes, honestly, because like I spend so much
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: time inside my own house that when I go grocery shopping,
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: I go grocery shopping as a guy who needs to
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: go grocery shopping, and then all of a sudden someone
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: freaks out and wants to take a picture with me.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh crap, shit, I forgot I'm famous. I
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: got spit up on my shirt and peanut butter, my
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: fucking beard, and I came here for toilet paper and
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: paper towels and.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Jurgens.
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: I had to go get me relax from my dog
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: today as I was walking through Target, and I'm like,
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: somebody's gonna notice me, and I'm just holding an relaxative
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: just as I'm leaving Target.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: See, my dog had the opposite effect going the last
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: couple of days. Don't know what he got into, but
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: there was just shit everywhere, just like you know, an
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: amateur doing four or five in the squats.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I'm sure there's shit everywhere. I don't go to the
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: gym much, but.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sure one of these go ahead.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: So the sixty second blogs was something that you that
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: you kind of came out flying with and you kind
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: of said that you've gotten better with your story times.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: You were pretty good right out the gate. Not gonna lie.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: They were slow.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: So I mean, and go back to my beginning and
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: this is self critiquing, but you go back to my
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: beginning ones, and there's always in between each clip, there's
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: a gap, whether it's like half a second, there's space
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: there that I'm wasting. So the sixty second vlogs, I
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: realized very quickly is an impossibility to get either one
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: of two things happened. I had way too much happened
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: in a day to do in sixty seconds or not
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: enough to you know, do that. So that kind of
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: evolved into work stories. And I've had you know, I've
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: been doing the same job forever, so I had so
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: many built up.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: So all my work stories are one hundred percent true.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Now they didn't not all of them happened that day,
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: but they're all they all happened, and then I'm kind
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: of running out of those.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: So yeah, well I'm just why are you running out
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: of them, Jake, What's what's uh? What's causing you to
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: run out of work?
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Stories? Are you?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I quit my job.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: Everybody knows I quit my job because they got corporate
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: buy out, big big dickheads.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: So I quit, and then now I'm still doing the
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: same job.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: Actually, I actually I can't. I can't do nothing. I
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: get very cabin feverish. I'm just doing it as a
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: contractor now instead of for the company.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Nice. So you're a Cubs fan.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Huh oh Cubs Bears bowls. Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: So I'm from Arkansas, but my dad and stepdad are
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: both from Illinois, so I grew up watching Chicago teams.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I was to say, it's it's kind of like me.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I've been in New York pretty much my whole life,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: and I'm a Pittsburgh fan, Steelers, Pirates, Penguins, So I mean,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I have to rival you at least in a couple
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: of those. But who who would you say is your
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: all time favorite Cub?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Sammy Sosa? Actually they're right, there is a.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: Sammy Sosa beanie baby. Only ten thousand of them are made.
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: And I was like, day, it's gonna be worth money.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: And that was two dollars when I got it. It's
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: worth twelve ninety nine now, so I'm really banking percentage.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: If you go my.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Percentage, that's a huge increase. Twelve dollars nine cents or
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: twelve twelve Okay.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, total dogs, and that's what I'm say. Yeah,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: if I bought all ten thousand of them, i'd be.
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: Doing great, but unfortunately not And then I almost got
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: it signed from him.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: But he's kind of a dick, but he's still my favorite.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean most of them are. Barry Bonds is
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: my favorite, so I can relate. Heyo, Yeah, just a
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: bunch of guys. Hey, if it wasn't for Sosa on
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: that home run race, probably wouldn't be baseball right now,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: even though.
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: They're I would, there wouldn't be Barry Bonds, Like we know,
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: if it wasn't for Sosa in.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: The home Mark McGuire, oh, mcre and so Mark McGuire,
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: what was the what was the other guy?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Oh? Rodriguez? Ay? Rod, Yeah, I pretty much.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: I think if you're making one hundred and fifty million dollars,
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: uh for for like nine people to watch you play
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: a sport, that's really not that interesting you kind of
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: have to be a douchebag.
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: Baseball is interesting for like I can only watch my team.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I can't like football.
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: I can watch any game exactly a baseball and sixty games.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: And it's just like I'm not watching hundreds.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: I'll keep up with all one hundred and sixty games
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: the scorecast, but I'm only watching baseball, like during the playoffs.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: So Frank, I watched two or three games a night,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: same two.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Or three baseball games a night. Yeah, I try to
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: let you know.
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: You listen to him at work and then I'll watch
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: like a like a seven o'clock game, and then I'll
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: watched the ten o'clock game because it's like ten o'clock
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: over on the West Coast.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I watched like a Dodgers or Giants game.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: My wife like, why, yeah, I.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: He grew up. It's like his father hard to describe. Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: his father was a longtime coach.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: And I don't know my dad.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: My dad's the same way he loves me. I just
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: don't get like it, like I don't.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: I don't have a whole lot.
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: Put it this way, I don't have a whole lot
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: to do because computers ain't my thing, like I could
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: be spending that time doing TikTok videos, except I'm I
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: choose not to, and I instead yell at my baby,
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: yell at my tea better than us.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm hearing.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: So he knows, he knows that he's not anywhere near us,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: and I've tried to teach him what I know, and
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: he's just like, I mean, granted, he's on an iPhone three,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: so it's really tough. Five.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an iPhone five.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, molly pollute the internet with anything you film on that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I think my Raiser from two thousand is better than
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: that thing.
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: Probably my wife Rob Gronkowski this into the floor because
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: I was laughing at her that she lost her phone
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: this like two years ago. So she like took it
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: and spiked it in the floor and it shattered a
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: different one obviously, So I went and got like a
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: better phone, like a ge whatever the hell it was,
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: and it was way too complicated for me, so I
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: turned it back in and went back and I was like,
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: I need another I five.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: And the guy looked at me and just started laughing.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: He's like, are you fucking serious? And this and this
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: man is running a podcast. I don't really have.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Much worth till this is actually this podcast is streaming
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: currently on MySpace and friends.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, instead Messenger, you're just gonna say you can.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: You can.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You can try to warn us in everything on AIM.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: But yeah, uh, to all the kids that.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Have no idea what that is, google it or ask
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: your parents, they'll know exactly.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: You have to you have to be my age to
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: understand that ship.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: So you don't. You don't have to be your age.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: My age.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: We I grew up through, I mean probably same with
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Jake too. We grew up through the entire transition from
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: the whole AOL thing into like how the internet is now.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: There were no there were no cell phones when I
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: was a kid. I mean there were, but they were
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: like that big.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't have a cell phone until I got to college.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: But I stopped right now.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: I stopped learning about computers when I was like twenty
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: years ago.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: How much technology?
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: How are you again, thirty nine?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Oh that makes a little more sense. I'm twenty eight.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, I know, you're like right
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: around the same age as me, But I mean we're also.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Getting to that point too.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Where like there's a certain threshold, you get to a
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: certain age, and like technology keeps like progressing, and then
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: it scares the crap out of me.
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: I build PCs, so I try my best to keep
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: up with it because I kind of have to to
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: know what the hell I'm doing.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: But no, you're right, It's like my little brother will
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: come to me with some shit.
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: I'm like, bro, what the fuck even TikTok. You came
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: to me with TikTok and I was like, what the
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: fuck is TikTok?
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: I ask my wife how to use Instagram and TikTok.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: When I first started, like insta yeah and TikTok, my
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: wife was like I had she literally you know. She's like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: here's how you do this on Instagram, here's how you
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: do this on TikTok.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, cool.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: And then now I'm a wizard at TikTok and a
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: wizard a Instagram. But Jake's like, oh, you follow me
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: on Twitch and I was like, I have no fucking clue.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: Set Like in Ariel, She's like, why don't you do
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: stories to where like you chow part of your life
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: and your stories on Instagram and it's like because I.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I still don't think I'm a social media guy. It's
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: just not where I belong.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: But how many followers do you have on Instagram?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Now? About a HUNDI?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah you are, Yeah, you are.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: You're a social Anyone who has over fifty thousand, in
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: my opinion, is someone is a social media influencer.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Whether you're fucking yeah yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: I mean, but like I know how to weld, but
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: I'm not a welder, you know what I mean. I
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: know how to social media, but I'm not an influencer.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Yes you are, Okay, well let.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Me be Okay, Well I know, but I'm the same
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: way as you. I'm the same way with you, like
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: as you when it comes to that kind of stuff,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: because someone will cause like when I remove myself from
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: the whole, like the picture when I look at when
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: I don't look at the following that I have, or
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: like the followers I have on Instagram or TikTok or
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: anything like that, When I remove myself from that, I
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: don't feel like a social media influencer. But then when
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: you get from an outside perspective, like, no, that's a
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: huge that's a huge number, like to have one point
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: two million, one hundred k on is. That's a huge
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: that's enormous numbers. But because it didn't just happen overnight,
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: it happened gradually. You you like, earned it, you gained
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: it over a period of time, So there's there's no
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: big shock like, oh my god, I'm famous. It's like, no,
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: I've been working towards this certain point and then now
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: I'm at where I'm at. But when you look at yourself,
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: you compare yourself to other people as well. So I
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: compare myself to people that have, you know, ten million
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: followers on TikTok or a million followers on Instagram.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, well I'm nowhere.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Near that as far as TikTok goes.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: When it comes to creators on there, I think you're
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: probably the biggest, or at least in the top five
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: biggest that aren't dancers, you know what I mean? That
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: aren't that aren't lip singing, that aren't dancers.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Shit like that dance though it's pretty mediocre.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: I try my that's I swipe so hard. But I
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: think me and Iron actually had the conversation night. I
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: think of the night before when when like when he
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: told me about twitch. He's like, I don't know what
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: the fuck and you know, I don't how that works.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: And I told him, I was like, yeah, it's like,
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: you're just like me.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: We don't belong.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Here, but we were.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: We're here, but we're here, and people are buying merch
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: because of me, which blows.
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: That's why you guys are here, because you're different and
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: because you don't suck at life.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: And in a good way, I portray that I don't
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: suck at life. I very much suck at life.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Well that's what I meant. I don't even portray that
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I don't suck at life. That's just my whole thing.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Record the good stuff.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: That's why I tell people.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: They're like, oh my god, your relationship with your wife
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: and your daughter's perfect.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I'm like, it's all a sham. I was like, my
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: wife is staying with me because of the followers.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Said Jake's like, now, she can't leave you now because
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: like you know, she's obviously.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: This is going somewhere.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: This is going somewhere.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: So why so obviously you you have done some tiktoks
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: with your with your Chevy truck, So why are Chevy
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: trucks better because you drive a Chevy truck. I drive
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: a Chevy truck.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: What kind of truck? You drive?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Chevy truck?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: And what do you go? Yeah, I drive you Oh me, oh,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I drive a Ram. Oh okay, see just like his phone,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: he's in the past.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: So and if you've seen the new Dodges, they actually
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: look like Chevy the new Dog.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: The new Dodges actually look really good because it's every
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: time you see a twenty five hundred and a Dodge,
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: they look like a fucking work truck.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Doesn't matter if you have the high end or the
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: work truck version, they all look exactly.
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: And then with the new trucks, they started throwing LEDs
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: in them and they actually look decent and the interior
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: actually looks better.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: If you want a really powerful truck that's going to
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: go really fast for about twelve months before you have
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: it in the shop, get a Dodge. If you want
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: a truck that's going to run you forever, drive smooth
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: as shit, and just just be sexy as fuck on
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: the road, you get a Chevy and.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Have no fucking power. But I mean whatever power.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: I listen, Actually, my truck's not stocked, so anytime you
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: want to hook up.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, I got it.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I got a No.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Nine Durham Acid. It's a thirty, it's a one time,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: it's it's got well over fifteen hundred foot pounds. It
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: is not stuck at all.
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: So I mean, and we could be measuring PP's all day,
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: but at the end of the day, if I put
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: my truck, I think I win.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: At the end of the day, we're all still sitting
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: here doing a podcast, and at least we're all driving trucks.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: And everyone yeah, driving trucks. Okay, I will say this.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: It doesn't Chevy, Dodge, Ford, whatever you drive. Even some
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: of the tight like.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: To stop it. Stop right, you're fucking it up.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: You're fucking not the Titan, the Undra, No, you missed it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on. The Cummings Tandra is the only one.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Because that's that's that's not that's first have it for
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: a second.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: We we can.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: All agree that the Honda Ridge line is the absolute
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: worst fucking invention in the entire world.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Just a small avalanche. No for me, it's like if
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: you drive Ford, Chevy or Dodge, it's good. Just don't
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: come at me with any of that Toyota bullshit.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: And this was more or less the only reason I
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: threw in the tundra is because I have a buddy
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: who's got the new Cummings Tundra and it rips it.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: It's it's not the Cummings, it's the it's the you
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: were right the first time.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: It's the h D. It's there, the XD, the.
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: Uh ah, what is it called.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: It's the something, the Titan, the Titan, next D the Titan.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: It's got the little Cummings in it. Yeah, a little
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: four leader.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got some. It's got some get up and
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: go tick measuring to the mac Durhamax.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: The new fifteen hundred Chevvies with a with a little
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Durham X in it. Those things are sick. I'd never
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: buy one, but those things are sick.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: I don't get I don't see the point of buying
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: a Duramax if you're not buying a one time Well.
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: I actually have my eye on a ZL one right now,
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: Camaro ZL one, Camaro, and then Jasmine happened, so now
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: I no longer have my eye on the cl one.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: See I was looking at a couple different, like when
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: we were looking at the when we got the Dnali,
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: we were looking at some other ones. We were looking at,
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: like some super high end tahoes and stuff like that.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: We went up We ended up going with the Danali
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: because I mean, I'm hell a fucking bougie and I.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Need a freaking area. The car seat seat is heated,
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: it's got two TVs.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: In the back.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: You press buttons and everything opens and closes.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: My countries are up there, and then the premieres. Yeah,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: we're up there too, but no, Danulli is the highest class.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's in all these it's a kind of basically.
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: However, I just realized this last week because my buddy's
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: looking at getting one.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: The new Lincoln Navigators are a whole new fucking level
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: of bougie. Have you seen those things?
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: I look at through the level?
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: What's funny every time I don't know why, every time
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: I think of Lincoln Navigator, the only Lincoln Navigator I
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: can see is the one that ice Cube drove in.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Are we there that.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: I hear Lincoln immediately think ice Cube drive having a
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Lincoln Navigator with spinners on it, and the kids just
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: spill a shitload of food and coffee and stuff and
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: they just ruin his car.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so seed. So not to transition from it,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to so what's a mud slide? Because
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I remember in a video before you were asked this,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: So for anybody wondering, I'm just curious what a mudslide is?
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Is this is this podcast rated?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Are Yeah, you have to click the little button.
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, So a mud slid, as far as it goes,
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: is when you're hitting somebody in in the booty hole
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: and when you pull out, other stuff comes out with it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: So this was something that that that he was asked.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: And this is a this is a very weird segue
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: in kind of a reach. But you've done the bomb
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Sauce twice, yeah, so you you now realize what they're
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: going through from from hot ones and I think everybody
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: wants to know does it come out just as hot now?
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: And I've had people who like hit the Bomb sauce
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: and like some people like some people deal with spice
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: really well, and I deal with spice really well up
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: to a point and then after that point, I'm a
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: little bitch.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: So it's like I love hot sauce. I put it
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: on almost everything.
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: But then you hit me with the bomb and I
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: put way too much on, honestly, and it hit different.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: And then what happened is one of my followers set
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: me they make their own, and I'll have to It's
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: around here somewhere.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: It's not clear.
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: I don't know what it is, but like the labels complete,
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: it just looks like a black piece of paper and
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: I'm like, that's not even a label. But then when
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: you put it in the light, it's imprinted into the black.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: It's like a skull and crossbones, and it like says
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: you're fucked on it. So and I tried literally just
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: because I'm gonna bring it to my We're gonna we
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: do parties like that all the time with the hot
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: wings and we just bring different hot sauces. And I
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: took a little dab literally just on the tip of
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: my finger, put it on my tongue, and I was
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: incapacitated for ten minutes.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I remember, I remember when I I remember when
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I was younger, we were somewhere in like the Myrtle
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Beach area, and my uncle, this guy goes this back
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: backwoods kind of like diner chef. I was like, do
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you like hot sauce, you know, do you like hot sauce?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, yeah, he goes here, try this.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: So he gave him just a little bit on the
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: end of a toothpick. And then as he did it,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: he took his drink and he goes, try this, and
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: he did that, and he was in so much pain
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: for a little bit and he and he goes, he goes,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: you trust me, He goes, You're gonna hurt so bad
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. You're gonna need to probably stick your bum
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: in the ocean and you're gonna eat it all day.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Now I have I have a good wife. She blew
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: on it for me, so it wasn't so hot.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Oh that's good.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: There's so many ways to take that great way.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: That's a great WAYE great wife.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean pretty m logan. Pretty much anything
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: other than your wife is great.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: What just happened? What do I know? Know?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: His episode forty nine show for a little more or
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: maybe it was an after shown Rember, but there was
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: an he doesn't remember then it was that.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But anyway, there's a there's a hot sauce shop
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: in Levenworth, Washington. You've probably heard of Levenworth. It's it's
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: like a German town in Washington State by the in
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: the mountains and stuff.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: But there's this hot shop, hot sauce shop. They saw
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: a bunch of like other stuff in there too, but
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: they have this one that's like the highest Scoville unit
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: that you can get or whatever. And and I was like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna try it, Like not a big deal.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: I love hot sauce, Like I mean, I put Sacha
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: on everything, which isn't really hot sauce, but like I
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: like hot sauce and uh. And the person in front
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: of me did theirs, and it was it was the
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: same one that I was about to do. And he
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: put a teeny tiny bit on a toothpick and he
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: put it on his grunge and he started like losing,
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: like his eyes watering, ran out of the chop. And
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, this guy sucks, right, Like this guy
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: can't handle his hot sauce. Well either could I obviously,
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: so I took I decided this sky's a little toothpick.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Amount was not enough for me. So I ended up
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: putting a very large amount on a toothpick.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: No oh, no, it wasn't a toothpick. It was a pretzel.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: I dipped the entire pretzel in the hot sauce.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: So for my entire stream, what that what that is
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: is Iron Sanctuary is a piece of shit. If you
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: got nothing else from that story, five million followers follow
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: me instead.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: But I think I have a hot sauce that I
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: use regularly called Ship the Bed, and it's Shipped the
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Bed hot sauce. I can't It's got like it's like
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: forty thousand Skullville units or something.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Like that and warm, but nothing bad.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not it's not super hot, but it's hot.
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: There's this mango one that I do that's that's pretty
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: high on the Skullville. But because it's sweet, it's not
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: too terrible and it actually it tastes really good. But
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: so if you can stomach the heat, it's the best
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: hot sauce out there.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: There's there's some hot sauces that are like, oh, we're
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: just gonna make this the hottest hot sauce in the world.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody eats legitimately.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Like so obviously we're on the Talking Beards network as well.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of it, but
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: upcoming we do we do a show on Friday. Every
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: once in a while it's called Talking Poop, So it's
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: an hour of just talking poop. But we're going to
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: do the one Chip Challenge. I don't know if you've heard.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Of this, Yeah, the hot Chip.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: So if if you're interested, we're looking for a couple
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: of people we want to get, you know, around and
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: people do the One Chip Challenge live. So if if
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: you any of you guys or you guys know somebody
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: that's like the hot you know, that's whatever, let us
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: know and you know, we'll we'll send you guys one
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: and we'll do the the one Chip Challenge.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Ho if Satan Sucker too, I've heard that one?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because yeah, because Aaron on the show, he's the
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: guy that eats all the hot ship from the peppers.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Like he goes to the beard competitions he won, you know,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: like a national beard competition years ago, and he just
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: will find the hottest pepper and just poop. But then
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: then then it always comes to you know, the poop
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: stars and everything like that.
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: But as you get older, like I've been eating hot
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: sauce for like almost twenty five years, like on wings On,
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: like Celery hot sauce and stuff like that. Not the
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: hottest stuff by any means.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: I love me some good spicy stuff.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: But by the.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Time you get my age, your asshole just hates you
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: like you might. It's called cross take cancer's he.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Checks it himself every day.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: There's no way anything is stuck in there.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: I was like, for like four years, my asshole already
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: hates me.
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but like now you wake up and like before
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: you even before you even move. The one thing that
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: wakes you up, if you like, if I go out
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: and eat some whole bunch of wings and stuff. The
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: one thing that wakes me up, not that I drank
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: and I have to pee, not that my kids are
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: jumping on my head.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: It's all of a sudden, my hole starts hurting.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: No I think, I think. I think that's specific towards you.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: But yeah, doctor, everybody doesn't hurt in the morning. I
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: get acid reflux like seventy five percent.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Of the day.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: But that's how it starts. I But here's the problem, Logan.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: You should record yourself you sleep, something might be happening
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: to you while you every morning.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Hitting it from behind.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Logan, He's never gonna hit probably hit you thirty nine
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: because well he's a leapier baby, and maybe he's the
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: only leapier baby ever gonna meet. But he's like seven.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: I had a friend, Okay, Jake, you are a leap
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: your baby, Yeah, one of my best friends. He's dead now,
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: so he never he won't reach that age anyway, but
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: one of my best Yeah, he all right, uh he
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: was a leader baby. But what it's yeah, it's pretty uh,
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: pretty common.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Break the podcast down.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got his uh his initials tattooed right here
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: because he wore sunglasses.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: All the time and then he died. But he was
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: also that's the only other leapier baby I've met. So
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: you're not allowed to die because.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: You remind me of my dead best friend. Thanks Bud,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: super No.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You can't, you can't.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: You're not allowed to die now because that's fair.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: That's fair, that's fair.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: You can't have the same birthday.
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: I've done like a dozen tiktoks about how other people
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: shouldn't off themselves.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: I don't plan on doing it anytime soon.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Well, no, he didn't off himself. He overdosed, but like
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: it was like right after my other best friend overdose.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: So Jesus Christ, Jesus let's transition.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a little scared to ask this, but I'm
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: not overly scared to ask this because you know it's
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: coming to you. How did you get so good at
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: putting towels on like a female? Yeah, a lot of
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: videos where you're able to do the perfect little hair thing.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: And I don't know, I mean, we're we've all tried
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: it noways here like I never tried. I've tried it
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: just for fun. I had long hair at one point
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: in my life, couldn't do it, but you nailed.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: The and the Yo, I'm bar none, bitch, I do
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: everything perfectly.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: No.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: So my my wife actually did it for the first
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: couple of tiktoks and then I started to kind of learn.
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: And then at this even she says it because you
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: do it better than me. Now, so I think I'm
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: just And that's the thing, everybody, I mean, if you've
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: done tiktoks, you know how it is. You do one
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: hundred takes for a six second fucking clip. So I'm
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: sitting there and then after three or four times, it'll
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: kind of loosen up so when I put it down,
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: So I'm doing that ten to fifteen times.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: To get that clip just right.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: So now now there's not a female in the world
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: who has done it more than me. Don't at me.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if anybody wants to challenge him, just do
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of duets to his video and we'll
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: see if anybody can be there.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I will.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: You're really good at to tell. But I promise you
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: I look way better in addressed.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Than you do.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: I you, that's because you fill it out in the
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: chest area better than I do.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: No, wonder you fuckers drive Chevyes.
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: Why why because we're because we're not toxically masculine.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Grow up?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: He listens. He's almost forty, right, and.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: You would understand neither of you flip.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Your toe mirrors out when you drive around.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, while you're doing that, how's that ghost trailer? What
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: is it? Wait? Fifounds?
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: No, that's that's one thing we say at work because
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: we sell I sell cars in RVs.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: And the whole bunch of He works at a Dodge Township.
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: Anytime we see someone come in with the toe mirrors
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: out and they're not trailer ing something, it's automatically.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Dude, have you've seen Okay, so you know you know
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: when like you're driving by another truck. Uh, And because
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: like big trucks wide mirrors, right, you ever had your
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: toe mirrors out when you're driving down the road because
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: you are towing something and another truck is driving the
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: other way and their toe mirrors are out. I always
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: imagine like the sixteen Chapel when they're like to touch fingers,
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: but it's like the toe mirrors touch I kind of.
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: And that's specific to Dodge owners because they tow mirrors
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: are not the only thing they touch tips on.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: So how many times do you think that you've showered
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: fully clothed just for TikTok.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Shit? Man? A lot?
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: Like ARIAL gets pissed off too, because I have to
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: dry and you can't. I mean, I can't really just
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: throw them in the washer all. I guess I could,
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: but I'm lazy, and it's.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: It's been a lot.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: And I actually haven't done many shower videos here recently because, uh,
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: Corona really really just fucked up my aesthetic.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I look great with the shirt on, it's all downhill
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: when it comes.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: Out, and uh, but a lot, honestly. And then my
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: my cutoff jeans, unfortunately, my cutoff jeans are almost to
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: the point to where the Pepe hole is basically almost
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: just non existent. So it's basically just like, hey, here's
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: my underwear. If you guys want to see what I'm
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: wearing today.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I would say I would less than one hundred more
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: than fifty.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Oh nice, that's a that's a lot of them.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: So, so if you can only eat Chick fil A
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: or Chipotle, one of them for the rest of your life,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: to think about it. So I thought that was I
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: thought that was going to be at least a little hesitation.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: So so Chick fil A is good. I mean, the
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: Lord's waffle fries always hit just right. However, as far
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: as as lifting goes, and I think maybe iron can
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: attest to this burrito from Chipotle if you do it right,
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: it's high in protein, it's got a lot of energy
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: in it, and it's somewhat low in carbs.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: If you don't get rise and I never do.
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: I get both kinds of beans, double steak and then
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: a little bit of cheese and then hot hot sauce.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Well hot hot, but Chipotle like there was so I
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: don't know if you guys remember this.
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: A year ago, Chipotle did this thing to where if
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: you went and bought a burrito like twenty days. In
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: a thirty day period, they'd give you free catering, like
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: for sixty people. Wow, I got that in twenty days.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: So when's the party.
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I actually let it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: Lapse because I almost thought about doing it for just
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: me because I'm kind of a fat. Fuck I see,
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: I don't go to the gym. I go to the
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: gym for two reasons. Fuck aesthetic. I go to the
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: gym for one anger issues and two because I eat
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: too much.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Like that's that's why I go to the gym.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and lifting heavy makes you angry, you out of you.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: It is, It's like and then I spent people like,
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: why do you spend so much time at the gym
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: because that's two hours, uh maybe two and a half
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: hours where the sad voices in my head aren't there.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: So it's just yeah, perfect that.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: It's corn glaring into my But I say, uh huh, I.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Was gonna say when you said Chipotle, Like when you're
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: talking about lifters in Chipotle, you know who matt Ogus is.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, so he is like one hundred.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Like Chipotle, Chipotle, Chipotle, Chipol And that's where I started
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: eating Chipotle.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: It's the easiest after work I mean it's I can't
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: say it's healthy, but the easiest after workout or even before.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Workout if you're gonna lift real heavy. And that's all
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: Like I lift heavy, I can I can run a
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: mile in six and a half minutes, and then I
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: can't run anything more.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: So that's good.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: You know what I do? You know what I do
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: for cardio Jake, you just lift the waights faster. I
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: lift the waits fast.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: You just like the way faster.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know, he lifts the treadmills.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just no.
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: So, I mean Corona kind of fucked me and it
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: actually got me a little bit out of the gym
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: because I mean I got a home gym, but it's
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: not the same, just not the same.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: It's not there.
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: So yeah, now I just started getting back into it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: And but yeah, you just go and you lift heavy,
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: you get you get that testosterone out. Like that's what
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: one of my buddies says, He goes, why do you
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: go to the gym so much? And it's like, because
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: if I didn't, I'd be punching you in the face
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: for no reason whatsoever. So that's why I go to
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: the I since I started going, I've been building this
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: uneven house for about four and a half years now,
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: and uh my, my spines fucked. It doesn't matter anyway,
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: And I haven't been in a fight in four and
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: a half years. So I've been in an altercation, but no, no,
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: no fist for throwing just a lot of meat grabbing
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: him and throwing them up against the wall and bouncers
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: throwing me out.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: And the good thing is the other thing, too, is
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: like the bigger you get, the less people fuck with you.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Like I noticed, like when I didn't have a big
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: beard and like was smaller, a lot of people would
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: you know, try, Yeah, but you get like you know,
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: and when my head shaved and stuff too, like yeah,
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: like your.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: And your truck has handprints on it. You fucking all
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: over the truck.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: That doesn't That doesn't hurt. But uh so, uh so,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: clearly you're a you're a Jack Daniels guy, clearly, and
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and clearly you like showers unlike Logan, you know what
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, And and he he has Jack Daniel's like it.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: So I'm curious what's your go to shower drink? Because
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I'm a miller likee guy in the shower, I like
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: the beer shower. And you've done videos with a whole
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: bunch of different drinks. So I'm just wondering, you know,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: is there a special.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Drinker though for me?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: In in my alcoholism. So this is what happens.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: I drink jack and coke a lot. That's normally what
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: I do, and it's actually jack and diet coke. I
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: gotta watch this girlless figure and.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Uh, basically, yeah, I have to.
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: So that's what I drink for the most time, most part,
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: like right now that that I'm drinking ninety percent of
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: the time, that's what I'm drinking. I'll drink beer if
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: I'm at a party and I'm not trying to get
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: ship housed, I'll drink beer. And then when I'm with
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: buddies and we're just like chilling having a cigar, Like
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: I got a nice scott So I have Johnny Walker
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: Blue in my house at all times, nice Scotch and
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: a cigar.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: If you if I I actually poured some scotch some.
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: Johnny Walker blue for a buddy and he went to
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: go get coke and I told him to get the
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: fuck out of my house.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: So like that's just how it is.
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: And then I get girly sometimes, man, like if I'm
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: day drinking outside of a pool, You're damn straight.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: I'm getting a Moscow Mule or a vodka Red Bull.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I'm getting the bread the brad drink the chilled boy
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: drinks with the vod.
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: Of Red Bulls, And then that's really about it. I
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: don't drink a whole lot more outside of that. If
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: I drink tequila, I fight everybody. So I don't drink tequila.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tequila and me are not friends as well.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: I have the weirdest like when I when I used
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: to drink tequila, I would like break out really badly
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: in handcuffs.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: It was the weirdest thing.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: It was only I thought you were going to be
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: serious there for a second.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: So that caught me so off guard. And I've heard
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: that joke before, but it was just so perfectly timed.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: It was well done.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: So like, he's got five million followers for a reason.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: I know, it's the weirdest thing.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: He's not just a beautiful face.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Well that's not why he's got five million follows. Enough
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: to do with it, justlike me. His wife is way
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: hotter than he is.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: You're like, you're like the lovable idiot. I'm like, all right, cool.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Just don't ever shave your beard at your best feature.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Good thing is is I'm contracted to never shave it
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: for for at least a year.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Ship. Yeah.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: Hell, And people were like you should be was the
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: Joscelyn thing right, And a lot of people are shaving
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: their beards, but I have a contract with a beard
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: oil company. I can't do that.
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: I actually pulled that comments I think you and you
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: fest everybody was getting catching a lot of ship and
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: I was like, guys, this is this is between friends.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: I'm not trying to actually call them out. Buddy, Now,
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: I wish I could grow a beard out.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Is it that you have a little bit better?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: No?
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: It just everything comes in a patche It's like all
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: Joe dirt, like this is fine.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: It's like a solid like four forty five o'clock shadow.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Good time. Everybody gets sooner or later.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: Nah, No, I don't think. I don't think that'll ever
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: happen for me.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I just got really I couldn't grow a beard, no joke.
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: So what probably last year, like two years ago, I
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: was I was saying thing patchy it grow down to here.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: But I'd have like five strands I'd rather be.
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: I'd rather be twenty eight and TikTok famous than forty
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: and driving a fucking Dodge.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: So the twenty eight thing.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: If I go back to twenty eight, I'd be fine. Yeah, yeah,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: let's have a disease.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a question actually for everybody here.
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: If you could go back, knowing everything you know now,
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: go back to let's say eighteen, would you what would you?
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Absolutely?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But think about that.
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: There's no way you can live your life the same
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: way you did. So like for Kevin, there's no way
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: that you could perfectly get it to where like you
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: get your wife back and your kid now, do you
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: know what I mean? Because the experiences you had in
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: your life.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Now, that's why i want to go back and try it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna tell Aeriel to message Brandy immediately.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: I told every day.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I would absolutely do it one
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: hundred different. We should cut our bosses now before it's
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: too late.
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: I would because I would know, Okay, old guy answer,
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: I would because I would know how to find my wife.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's differently watching the show. Because I would
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: have some of those houses where she probably was. This
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: is gonna get super introspective.
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: But the reason why your wife was with you was
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: because of all the quirkiness because you didn't know. Because
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: like you go on that same first date, you don't
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: hit it just right, she doesn't call you back.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Do you feel what I mean?
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Sure?
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: So there's no way even though I mean, even if
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: you hit everything perfectly, like you know where favorite shit,
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: you know this, you know that even though the best position,
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: it doesn't matter because it's not like that same awkwardness.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I feel like every great relationship started awkwardness, or.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: The scenarios in their life might have played out a
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: little first date with my wife, I found out her
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: dad died in the in the landslide by bringing up
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: the landslide.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my dad died in that.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, in the landslide you
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: brought up.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she's still with you.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know that trend, but she she's hilarious when
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: it comes to it. You know that trend where it's like,
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: you're gonna cheat on me, this is my dad and
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: then like the show funny videos of their dad, She's
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: gonna do that, except just put her dad's earn in
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: like different areas.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Of well show just show the landslide happening. WoT a buddy.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: I got a buddy whose dad died nine to eleven
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: and he it was literally like three months ago. He
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: said this all the video because that TikTok's trend started
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: about then, and.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: He goes, should I post this? And it was that
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: exact thing, and it was the plane flying into the
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: tower and then the jumping out of the tower, and
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: he goes, my dad.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: But that's what's what's funny is that like the people,
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: because people will look at that and be like, oh
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: my god, that's so offensive, and it's like why why,
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: why is that offensive to you? They're talking about a
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: situation that happened to them, like their family, A grand
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: boy band.
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, apparently Davidson does it all the time. His dad
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: at nine to eleven and he yea all the time.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: And people give him ship and it's like, bro, it's
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: his dad. Let him grieve. How he's gonna grieve and.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Fuck yourself exactly.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: And that's how I like my buddy, my best friend
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: that I make jokes about it all the time because
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: that's the ship that he would do he would make
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: jokes about his own death. Yeah right, I've made jokes
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: about my own death multiple times.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I do it a lot. It's actually unhealthy according to
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: literally every buddy. But here's the thing.
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: A lot of like my military buddies, bro like, if
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: we ever did a podcast, it get canceled immediately.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: That I'll lay the legwork so they can't get canceled.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: I got you now, I'll tell you.
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: I'll bring them in here and it'll just be an
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: hour of suicide jokes.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Well, you know they're but they know what the thing is.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have a bunch of people that, you know
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: what I mean, have that same sense of humor, the
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: same military people the same thing are going to come
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: to that foreign escape and the dark, twisted humor. Like
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: it's a whole different you know, it's a whole different.
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: Thing with this thing with comedy is that it doesn't
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: if you don't find it funny, then don't watch it.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not the world we live in.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: That's not the world we live in.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Right, we live in a fucked up pussy world.
• 54:46
  Speaker 8: But you know, like if if it's funny to other
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: people and you don't like it, don't watch it, but
• 54:51
  Speaker 8: let the people that find it funny enjoy themselves.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Well, the biggest problem, I think the biggest problem is
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: the is the is the oh you made a joke
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: about this thing. I'm not connected with that thing whatsoever,
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: but that's offensive to those people.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: And it's like, you don't get to decide.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: You don't get to decide that for those people. Like
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: I made a joke, like I'd made a video about
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: it a while ago. I made a joke about being
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: an addict, like being addicted to heroin, and then someone goes,
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: you know, that's really offensive to like people that have
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: struggles with.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Addictions, sure is it?
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: I was like, fuck, I.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Should apologize for myself then, right, Because I don't know
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: if you've ever been to an NA meeting, but literally
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: all we do is make jokes about doing heroin all
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: the fucking time, Like.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: It's it's a coping mechanism, my buddy. I mean, we
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: make all these jokes, but I still call my buddy
• 55:40
  Speaker 7: every single night to make sure he's still alive.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: So it's one of those things.
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: To where like, like I have buddies who are still
• 55:47
  Speaker 7: in and they have seen way more than I have.
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: And they are gods amongst men, and they're not they're
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: not the matt Bests of the world. You'll never hear
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: of them, but you know they've been shot, so you know.
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: And these guys are sitting there and they're having these
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: conversations and they make these toaster bath jokes, which are
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: my favorite jokes because toasted basket hilarious and uh and
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: then yeah, and we'll do that for hours on end,
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: and then one o'clock rose around and.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: You just give them a quick little call. Hey, how
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: you doing? You know, not great? Are you gonna be okay? Yeah?
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: All right, call me if you need anything.
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: And you can't tell me or especially those guys, you
• 56:18
  Speaker 7: can't tell them what they can and can't joke about
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: when you're some pussy bitch that got a trophy for
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: losing in soccer, So fuck you.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: That's how I live my life.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Yep, I agree, yep, exactly.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Cheers to that up, buddy, So so can you or
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: if you don't want to, I mean, obviously there's a
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: saying that you could you could tell me, but tell
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: us what GFC means to you and why are they
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: one of the best communities on the Internet.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: GFC literally all started with one because I was still
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: kind of newish to TikTok and I didn't I didn't
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: know what was kosher and what wasn't. So in a
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: video I said GFC instead of get fucked cunt, I
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: kind of said both, but I don't think I fully
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: actually said the cunt word. And then people were like,
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: what's that?
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: And then I started using it more and more and more,
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: and people just fell in love with it, and yeah,
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: and then I'm out here trying to make cunt great again.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: But I think for me it started.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: And then I did a live and for the life
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: of me, I wish I could remember the user because
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: I would give them money. Somebody posted that I was trying.
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: I was like, hey, I'm trying to figure out a
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: different meaning for GFC so we could sell it on
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: that basis, so you know, people buy it and that's
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: what they can say it is. And somebody posted the
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: Great Friends Club that wasn't my original idea, that was
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: actually helped from a follower, and then that started, and
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: then my followers became the Great Friends Club and like, bro,
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: like it's insane. Like I'm just some random fucking nobody.
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: And at this point, I've personally donated thirty thousand dollars
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: of my own money. The gfc's raised over one hundred
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: thousand dollars. Like it's it's an insane amount of money,
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: and it's always in such a short amount of time.
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: Like the very first one I ever did, we needed
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: ten grand for a dog.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: We got it in thirty six hours.
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I planned on donating, and I didn't because
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: I didn't need to. So what I did is I
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: took the money I was going to donate, and I
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: just gave it to my sister who needed her dog
• 58:16
  Speaker 7: needed a surgery. And for everybody listening, animals are expensive.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: Get pet insurance, you stupid focks. But and here's the thing,
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: Like I love animals obviously, and I'll tell anything like
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: if my dog's five, and it's a dogs and they
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: live fifteen to twenty, she's not old by any means.
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: I can understand somebody putting a dog down at fifteen
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: or sixteen when they have the exact same issue that
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: I can understand.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: But because of the GFS, this is why they're the best.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: That you asked that question, this. They're the best because
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: without them, I would have had to put my dog down. Yeah,
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I had the money in the bank.
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: In order to do that because of merch sales. And
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: that's all that's I don't have promotions, I don't have
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: any All I have is merch sales. I don't have
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: people donate to me, as I'm sure you guys of seeing.
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: I don't do live streams, and mainly because I find
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: live streams boring. I find this fun because I'm able
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: to bounce sh it off or even what what Kevin does,
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: that's the wrong way, even what Kevin does.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you know I'm seeing some.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Of his life streams where it's with John or it's
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: with other people, you're able to bounce that off and
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: and and and have somebody else there. When it's just
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: me looking into a screen, it's like, y'all, I'm not
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: this fucking interesting, Like why are you here?
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: And that's the thing. You can't be on all the time.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, like you can be you can be on
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: for a period of time, but for me, and I
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: think you can attest to this as well. When you're
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: when you're not filming a TikTok. Sometimes it's nice to
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: just shut your brain off and not have to not
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: that way. Uh through through an hour two hour live stream,
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: I get you when you said that, dude.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: Last year, my little dog, he was a year and
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: a half.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: Full was diagnosed with i m h A, which is
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: an autoimmune disease where his body was literally attacking his
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: own red blood cells. And it caught almost ten thousand
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: dollars to save his life. And he was a year
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: and a half old, right, And I people definitely like,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: why would you spend that kind of money on a talk?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: I'm like, are you serious?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: Like, well, it's it's I thought about being super petty
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: about it and be like, I spent that money because
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: I have it and you don't.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: But I didn't. I stayed away from that, but I
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: I think I think too. Yeah, well, and that's that's
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: When it comes to TikTok, and for people watching my
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: stream and the people watching Beard Laws and people here,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: when it comes to TikTok, I am more busy now
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: since I've quit my job than I was working at
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: nine to five. It's NonStop and it's like, I'm I
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: I know, Kevin, God damn it that way. I know
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: Kevin has you know, from what I understand, and this
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: is just from talking to John. From what I understand,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: you have nothing but drafts. You have a lot of them.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: I'm just not.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: I'm just not that creative because like every single one
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: of my tiktoks is in the moment. I have zero drafts.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: So and I and I post three times a day,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: and obviously the personality videos take fucking forever. It's a
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: lot of changing, but it takes up a lot of time.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: And I'm not sitting here being like, oh poor me,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: look at me. I'm social media famous. You're going to
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: work every day.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: My job is still better than yours one hundred percent.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: But what I'm saying is I'm always busy. I'm going
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: on six trips in the next eight weeks. The first
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: one's tomorrow, so it's like and then it's just NonStop, NonStop, NonStop,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: and then who knows after those eight weeks, like it's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: like they just keep adding on and then I keep
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: going because White like, why wouldn't I. It's all followers,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: it's all vacations, it's all merch sales, you know, I
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: want the GFC to grow obviously bigger than it has.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I want d bad to grow. Look at them pitstans.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: I want d Bad to grow. You know, I just
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: for me in this situation and the situation I'm in.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: I don't want to grow alone, because why would I
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: want to be successful alone?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Does that make sense? Because if I'm successful alone, great,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: I have all the money in the world. Who the
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: fuck am I supposed to be spending that time?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Exactly?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I love my wife, but fuck me, I'm not trying
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: to be with their twenty four seven.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: So and you know what I mean, you're at the
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: age now like everybody has that not everybody, but a
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: lot of people is like, why wouldn't you travel, travel
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: with people that you can, you know, have a great
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: time with and just absolutely live your life, Like that's
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: what it's about, man, and and and you you guys
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: have earned it, like you guys have had some shit happen.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: You guys have been through it all, Like it's it's
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: it's well deserved. And why wouldn't you just go and
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: travel and do whatever you want? And Friday and tomorrow
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: you guys are leaving. That's gonna be an amazing time
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: And there's so many people that are looking forward to
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: U seeing the content from it. But you guys are
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: gonna be even more excited because you guys get to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: live through it. You know what I mean. You guys
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: are gonna have so much more fun and and and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: the rest of us are gonna live through the little
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: bit of content. And and now Iron Sanctuary is not
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: going to clean any shit. We talked about this already, well.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: I think. Oh, and to answer one of the questions
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: that pop up, those COVID tests that I take, they're
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: a little bit more expensive, but they overnight you a
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: thing and you actually just spit in it and then
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: you shoot it back, so I don't have to get
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: those those brain swabs.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: I I like it that way it is.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: It is a bit pricey, but it's the easiest way.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: And then they send the information to the airlines if
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: I'm going somewhere that needs a COVID test, But I
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: don't know, man, Like this shit's insane. I shouldn't I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: shouldn't be here, but I am, and I'm gonna. I'm
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: gonna enjoy it the best way I know how. And
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to get big enough because I just got
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: my LMC and this man over here is the reason
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: why I got one, because I if I get big enough,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: I would like to hire my best friend in the
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: world so he can do this with me, so he
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: can be successful with me, so he can be the
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: guy who runs through my ats and runs through my
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: comments and and does that for me, so I don't
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: have to, cause it's a I'm at one point two million.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: I can only imagine what Kevin's looks like.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Bro like, fuck me, Like I go through it, and
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: it's I can't. I just can't.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: I take the top comments. If you get a top
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: comment and I think it's funny, I'll comment. But it's
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: just at the point now to where I'm so focused
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: on making content and continuing my success. That's just kind
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: of where I'm at right now. And I hope my
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: viewers and my followers don't take that negatively. But when
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: you're at one point two or five point five whatever,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: God damn it, that guy's at.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: I think my camera. I think my camera is inverted.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: That's why it's all fucked out.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Video games.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I have to I have to do it the same
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: way I do my TikTok.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: So I don't think my face is all fucked up
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: because this bitch is not symmetrical at all.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: What's funny though, is it's it's flipped on the actual stream.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: So yeah, you see this fucked up mug. But no,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: I just I don't know. I just want to see
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: everybody eat and not just me.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great thing. So so we're we're approaching
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the end of the episode. I know we could go
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: on and on and on, and maybe people want to
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: continue to, but we try to cut a operate about
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: now and then, if you know, we want to chill backstage,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: bring people in. Shit gets a little weird sometimes in
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: the backstage. But anyways, so what we do at the
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: end of it, obviously the show is all about the guest.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna put you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: on a big screen and you're gonna just tell people
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: whatever you want, where they can find you, where they
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: can find the merch, anything you want anybody that's watching
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: this show to know about you and I, And don't
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: be nervous. It's okay to be on the back.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: It's not nerve wracking. I just already know what I'm
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: gonna say.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Oh perfect, yeah, yeah, you practice it in the shower.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, go I okay, oh yeah, you don't. Don't follow me.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: If you're already following me, you're a fucking idiot. I'm
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: not worth any money you've ever given me. Stop buying
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: my merch. Get fucked, cunt, get fuck, stay fucked. Kay
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 7: by whoop, take me off the big screen.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: And that's how it is. It's not bad. It's all
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: about you know that. So so don't follow him. Stay fuck,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: get fuck, get fuck, stay fucked.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: Did you see the newest Chef Sanctuary video?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: I did real quick, real quick, hold on, hit him
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: with the hard t all right, continue.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: There you go. Did you see the Chef Sanctuary video?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: I just did.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Probably not. I normally see you and John's like a
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: day or two later when I go through your stuff.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: It's okay, you don't. I don't watch you.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Don't ever show you don't have a show up on
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: my four you page. I have to go looking for it.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: I don't ever look at my own for you page.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: I have to go look for you and other people
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: that I watched. Anyway, I just did a video where
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: I'm teaching you how to like make chicken picking, ranch
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: sliders and when I went to the next scene, I
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: did the who I mean, every now and again someone
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: will be like, hey.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: You did the I told John last night when you
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: did that story time. I was like, I'm gonna get
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: a billion ads because you say get Fox Day fucked
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: and he's like, yep, yeah, yeah, so and sure enough
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 7: it happened.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: I was going to ask you something and apparently it
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: wasn't that important.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: But no, and what we tell you know, uh, somebody
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: guests too, Like if there's ever a time where you
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: know you have something going on and you you don't
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: want to make another appearance on the Beard Law Show,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: you're always welcome, So just you know, hit us up
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: and just be like, hey, you know it's every Thursday
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: nine o'clock. Be like, hey, I got nothing going on.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I can get.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 8: On the show for a little bit big promotion or
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: anything like that. Absolutely, yeah, we'll give you thirty seconds.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: Honestly, if you ask, If you ask my wife, thirty
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: seconds is never enough.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: But it's all I got.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: There. Yeah, And we we actually had a side to
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: see how many times you do.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Say again?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: So we had a little side beck going how many
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: times you'd say I digress? And it didn't happen. So so, uh,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: there's there's some good money being paid out on that.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: So that's pretty sweet. So thank you so much for
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: not saying.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: That, oh did you did you take? So but I digress?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Is that once I say it, once I say, yeah,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: that's over.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: What I'm saying is that the term but I digress
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: is in my every day of vernagular. But it's just
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: like obviously in the videos, it's pushed more because it's
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: kind of part of me now, whereas every day I
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: might say it once a day, you know what I mean?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: So I say, count a lot, though you should have
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: made that bet out of cont well, we.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Thought about it. We thought about that, but then nobody
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: wanted to count that much. You know, there's there's not
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: a like a set mod on all these because I
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: mean we're live on all these different ones. It's hard
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: to say, you know, be a mod on this one
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: and count and it was just it was a lot
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: of work. We figured that the folks you got watching
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: you right now, it looks like about one hundred and
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: nine and ten.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: And then where do you post this somewhere?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So what this does is this, this turns into
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: a live show, and then this gets put on every
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: podcast imaginable. You know from this the Apple Music's.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: To voice as well. Okay, so it is just a
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: voice pod.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: It'll be just voice on on the podcast itself, yep,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: which is going to be really good for Brandon and
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: maybe okay for us. But yeah, the live show and
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: then it's going to be uh you can rewatch it
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: on any of the Beard Lost stuff, the Talking Beer's
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Network in the original and.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Thank you to everyone watching.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: By the way, I'll plug it. I'll plug it tomorrow
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: or the next day.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: That's what Logan says too. That's why he wakes up sore.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: But so yeah, we're at we're at the end of
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: the episode. Feel free not to uh to exit out
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: if you uh, if you want to chat a little
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: bit uh behind the scenes. But seriously, guys, thank you
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: guys so much for everything, And Jake, thanks for taking
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: the time on this Thursday to hang out with us.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: We appreciate the hell out of it. Logan, Iron Sanctuary,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: you guys are amazing.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: I did it Iron Sanctuary. So let's just make that
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: very clear. Yeah, yeah, now he owes you right, No,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: not at all, yeah, I owe him. I just now
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: now I need a collaboration whenever I come out to Washington.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I've been I've been trying to get
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: out there. But this whole COVID thing man Megan is
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: always correct.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: It's true.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because if I leave any of the states
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: from my job, like, I'm just quarantined forever. So that sucks.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: See, that's what you gotta do. You just got to
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: get bigger on TikTok and then not have a job.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: That'd be sweet. Yeah, maybe someday.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Do you also suffer from intense narcissism like me ja?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: I feel like you did, because Bro, there is nobody
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: in the world that is.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: More humble and more narcissistic than this guy, but like
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: both at the same time at the same it's it's
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: I think I think they call it split personality.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah what I how many personality?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Up to eighty?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: And uh hey for a treat for everybody watching, there's
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: ten and all.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I see what you do there.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: The other two are planned already. I just got to
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: do them.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: The ninth was supposed to be announced this week, but
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: then the dog shit happened, so that'll probably be next week.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: And all kidding inside, I'm glad things worked out really
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: well for the dog Man, honestly.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we're not not completely out of the woods yet.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: It's it's obviously to be way worse than so.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: The people we brought her to, I'm going to give
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: them a shout out tomorrow. They've been really awesome. But
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: I know you got to end the stream. Go for it.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'll hang out and talk if you guys
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: are trying to talk, but I know you got to
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: end the stream.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Awesome, all right, Yeah, all right, thank you guys for
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: for checking this out. This Beard logs fifty stay tuned
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: up for everybody fifty fifty times this holy shit?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Can I be on the hundred right now? Can I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: be on the hundred deal?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: You guys also if we say yes, live but I
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: feel like there's a lot of opportunities and we have
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: these cool little segments. We'll tell you behind the scene,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: so you're gonna you'll you'll, you'll be in here more
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: than I don't.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be on a segment. I want
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: to be on the hundred deal. I like it at
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: that point, and hundred they'll have more followers than Iron Sanctuary.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, I like it over under.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know on that I'm gaining twenty K a day.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know what his analytics look like.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Interesting, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna set the number
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: and then we'll make sure to let everybody know. And
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: then if you guys want side actions, we're in deal challenge.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Figure that out and.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: We'll figure that out. All right, Thank you guys very much,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: have a good rest of your Thursday. And uh, and
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: and guys, go follow all these guys if you want.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: He doesn't say, he says, he says what what?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: What would you tell him? It's just a thing.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: He wants you to follow him.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Give a fuck. Stay fuck, I was waiting for another one.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: I just want you to buy my merd. You don't
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: got to follow me. Don't buy my ship.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: May find the ship. And uh and logan stand up
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: showing your shirt, go buy his.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, I'll plug the ship out of that logan
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 7: because this motherfucker.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: You called me a narcissist and he's got his face
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: on a shert.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I will go on my pop socket same, but
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: it's definitely not my face on that note all right, guys,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: have a can rest your Thursday. We're gona hit you
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: with the outro