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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: School Pic Day · Johnny's House

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  Speaker 1: Coming into town two nights in a row with a
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  Speaker 1: real stadium tour.
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  Speaker 2: That's Bruno Mars. Did he sound like both nights? Do
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  Speaker 2: you know?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty sure, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be about 103 today, 79 right now
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  Speaker 1: with a 60% chance of rain.
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  Speaker 2: Ray, what is today, ma'am?
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  Speaker 4: Today is National School Picture Day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I remember School Picture Day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I know that most pictures are from the shoulders up,
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  Speaker 5: but then there were some of those spring pictures or
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  Speaker 5: fall pictures, and you had to sit with your back
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  Speaker 5: up against the door.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had personality photos.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's what they were.
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  Speaker 3: Bring something to school to take a picture with.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Way back in the day, you had one. You had
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  Speaker 1: that one school picture day. And, like, now they have
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  Speaker 1: a couple.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Did your parents buy them?
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  Speaker 2: They bought as many as they could afford.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think they got the two wallets, one 8x10 and
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  Speaker 1: a 5x7.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My parents always tried to buy them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But the packages become expensive, man. Yes, they are.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My goodness.
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear about the worst school photo or
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  Speaker 1: the one that you don't talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Let me hear about yours.
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  Speaker 5: So I think I have two that I could just
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  Speaker 5: automatically remember. One of those personality photos, I had a
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  Speaker 5: broken hand, like a broken fingers or whatever, and I
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  Speaker 5: had a cast on my hand. And I remember the
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  Speaker 5: photographer like being like, can we pose with your cast?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, and I know why he did that
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  Speaker 1: because it'll be a moment in life that, that, that
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  Speaker 1: you remember forever.
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  Speaker 2: So I can see why he did that.
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  Speaker 5: I remember like holding a flower basket. I think there
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  Speaker 5: were like spring pictures and then like holding up my
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  Speaker 5: cast and like posing with it with.
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  Speaker 4: My face up against it. So stupid.
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  Speaker 5: And then there was one where we came back from
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  Speaker 5: a cruise and I had my hair braided.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, pretty lady, pretty lady got your hair braided.
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  Speaker 5: In Jamaica, I got my hair braided and then I'm
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  Speaker 5: so sunburned. Like you can see that I just got
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  Speaker 5: off a boat.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see if we can find those.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Mine, I think I was in the fourth grade. I
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  Speaker 1: had a gold, not mock, but real turtleneck with a
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  Speaker 1: green hat.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of like jean jacket and blue jeans.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't think those colors match, they didn't
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  Speaker 1: match in the photo, too. I didn't tell my mom,
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  Speaker 1: and she was mad. She bought a couple of them.
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  Speaker 4: Did you have a new outfit or a new shirt
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  Speaker 4: for your pictures?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, it was a turtleneck. I was rocking that thing, man. Brian,
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  Speaker 2: what about yours? I mean, my hair was a problem
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  Speaker 2: in all of them. What was wrong?
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  Speaker 3: I just had the at-home bowl cut, and it was bad.
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  Speaker 3: It was not good because we didn't go get haircuts
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  Speaker 3: until later in life. But I think the worst was
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  Speaker 3: probably I was probably seven or eight years old. The
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  Speaker 3: dentist said he had to pull out all of my
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  Speaker 3: baby teeth to make room for my big teeth to
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  Speaker 3: grow in because it was slowing them down. So they
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  Speaker 3: pulled out all of my fronts and bottoms, tops and bottoms,
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  Speaker 3: all the fronts.
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  Speaker 2: I had nothing.
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  Speaker 3: And then nothing grew in for about 18 months.
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  Speaker 9: No!
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  Speaker 2: So I went almost two years with no front teeth,
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  Speaker 2: top or bottom.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: And you got photos? Yeah, two years of school pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Because I had no choice. No teeth whatsoever.
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  Speaker 3: And the top or the bottom and the front.
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  Speaker 6: Wow!
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't eat nothing. I couldn't eat nothing. Was this
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  Speaker 2: like a budget dentist?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Of course. Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't have insurance. But, I mean, it wasn't like
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  Speaker 3: a home dentist.
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  Speaker 2: I went to the actual dentist.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And they were swearing that, you know, our x-rays say
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  Speaker 3: your teeth are coming in, but they can't grow in
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  Speaker 3: because these aren't falling out.
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to pull them.
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  Speaker 3: They pulled all of them. I remember the pain. They
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  Speaker 3: put them in a little treasure chest and gave them
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  Speaker 3: to me. It took 18 months for them.
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  Speaker 2: To grow back. Eight teeth at once that they pulled out.
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  Speaker 9: Eight teeth.
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  Speaker 7: Shit.
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  Speaker 4: With his bowl cut, he's like a little hillbilly kid.
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  Speaker 1: I had no fronts at all. Top, bottom, none for
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  Speaker 1: two years. If we had a contest in the room,
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  Speaker 1: you'd win that thing.
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  Speaker 3: And so when people ask me, how did you get
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  Speaker 3: so witty with comebacks?
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  Speaker 2: You had to. I had no choice, man. You had
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  Speaker 2: to be witty or fight. I was surviving. I had
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  Speaker 2: no teeth.
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  Speaker 7: None.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, this hits home.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 2: It is a school picture day.
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  Speaker 1: We want to hear about the worst school picture that
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  Speaker 1: you took.
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  Speaker 2: Describe it.
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  Speaker 1: If we put ourselves out there, you can too.
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  Speaker 2: 407-919-1067.
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  Speaker 1: 877-919-1067. You can tell us about it on the XL mobile.
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  Speaker 1: That's 41067. Livestreamers, y'all been real talkative. We love to
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  Speaker 1: talk to you. Social media. And if you have the
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  Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app, you hit the little red microphone. And we'll
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  Speaker 1: play back some of your comments too. It is a
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  Speaker 1: school picture day. We want to hear about the worst,
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  Speaker 1: but you got to describe it to us. And the
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  Speaker 1: only way to do that is to call us right
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  Speaker 1: now on Johnny's house. It is Johnny's house. It is
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  Speaker 1: a national school picture day. That's when you get dressed. Now,
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  Speaker 1: not necessarily your school's doing it today.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: It's just to represent.
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  Speaker 1: It's just to recognize that this is a day to
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  Speaker 1: recognize this school picture day. Because I know some of
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  Speaker 1: y'all might be looking at your kids.
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  Speaker 2: Did we miss it? I know.
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  Speaker 1: No, you didn't miss it. We're just talking about that day.
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  Speaker 1: So we want to hear about your worst school pictures.
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  Speaker 2: They do happen. And we want to hear about yours.
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  Speaker 2: From Claremont. Hey, Sonya. Good morning.
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  Speaker 11: Good morning. How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Good, Sonya. How are you?
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  Speaker 11: Good, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's hear about your bad school picture.
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  Speaker 11: So, first-gen immigrant, my mom never really focused on making
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  Speaker 11: me look like a girl.
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  Speaker 7: Growing up, and it was an ongoing battle.
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  Speaker 11: So my grade eight graduation picture... you could see this
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  Speaker 11: massive unibrow and upper lip hair. And I refused to
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  Speaker 11: let her buy it because I had this black, shiny
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  Speaker 11: shirt that had these puffy, frilly sleeves on it. And
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  Speaker 11: I'm talking 1992. It was the worst picture, and somehow
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  Speaker 11: she ended up buying it, and I swear to God,
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  Speaker 11: I hid it for the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So why your mom didn't want you to be kind
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  Speaker 1: of girly?
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  Speaker 11: Because my mom didn't have any problem with body hair.
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  Speaker 7: So she never thought to do it.
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  Speaker 2: And then when I.
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  Speaker 11: Refused to go to high school without looking like a
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  Speaker 11: proper girl, then.
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  Speaker 3: It clicked in.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you just wouldn't go to high school. You're like,
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  Speaker 2: forget it. I'm just not going to go.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I ain't going looking like a boy.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not going with the mustache and a unibrow.
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  Speaker 10: Like, no one's business.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I need to look like a girl.
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  Speaker 2: Now, you didn't get teased, did you?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: That's why I think... I have a younger sister who's
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  Speaker 10: eight years younger than me, and now I have two
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  Speaker 10: beautiful girls.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And I'm the first one who comes to, like, anything
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  Speaker 11: to make them look normal.
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  Speaker 2: It's all me. It's all you. You're like, you will
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  Speaker 2: not go through what I went through.
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  Speaker 7: Never. Nope.
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  Speaker 10: Nope. I refuse.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I know it was painful, Sonya, but thank you
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  Speaker 1: for sharing that photo with us, okay? Thank you.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine. I ain't going to school. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to just drop out. It's not going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think back then they had homeschool.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 2: It was either go or drop out. The police showed
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  Speaker 2: up to the house.
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  Speaker 4: They're just so mean, though.
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  Speaker 2: From Orlando, hey, Megan.
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 8: Hi, Megan.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hear about your school photos on School Picture Day.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, me and my family like to call it hatchet
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  Speaker 7: face photos, and we all got one. Myself, I would
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  Speaker 7: think I was a sophomore, junior in high school, and
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  Speaker 7: they just started doing the Photoshop thing, and they did overkill.
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  Speaker 9: It was so bad.
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  Speaker 6: I did not have a nose. It was just eyes
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  Speaker 6: and a teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Who did the Photoshop? Who did it? The photographer or
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  Speaker 2: your friend?
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  Speaker 7: I wish it was my friend.
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  Speaker 6: They do a better job.
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  Speaker 7: No, it was the actual company. They automatically Photoshopped.
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  Speaker 6: And it was the whole school.
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  Speaker 7: My mom called almost in tears because it looked like
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  Speaker 7: a corpse.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 7: It was all on our IDs and everything. We had
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  Speaker 7: to do a redo for everybody because the Photoshopping was
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  Speaker 7: so bad. Like, I have a couple beauty marks on
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  Speaker 7: my face, like little moles, and they were gone. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: There was no nose.
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  Speaker 7: I looked like Golden Amore.
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  Speaker 1: See, I think, I don't know when it was, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't think the Photoshop then was automated. I think
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  Speaker 1: you had to kind of go in and move some
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  Speaker 1: things here and move it there. There was a point.
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  Speaker 3: Where they let you check the box if you wanted
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  Speaker 3: them to make your photos look better.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't do it when I was a kid, but
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  Speaker 2: I do remember. Like professional finishing.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: There was a point where you could decide.
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  Speaker 7: We did it for the whole school, and I guess
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  Speaker 7: I wanted to try it out because this was before
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  Speaker 7: Snapchat and everything. Yeah. So it was just so good.
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  Speaker 6: But my sister.
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  Speaker 2: You were walking corpse.
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  Speaker 7: My sister got me beat, though.
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  Speaker 2: What was hers?
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  Speaker 6: She was in a similar situation, younger sister. We're a
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  Speaker 6: year and nine months apart.
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  Speaker 7: But her eighth grade photo, she also had to.
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  Speaker 6: Get her front teeth removed.
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  Speaker 7: Or one specific.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So similar, but she just got braces.
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  Speaker 6: She's missing the front tooth and she had the worst
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  Speaker 6: comb over.
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  Speaker 7: She's trying to do that, you know, supersized part.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no.
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  Speaker 7: She had that.
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  Speaker 6: Striped abercrombie shirt on top of it with her missing
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  Speaker 6: tooth and braces to the point that my great-grandmother for her.
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  Speaker 7: Birthday card gave her five dollars said buy yourself a
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  Speaker 7: new tooth.
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  Speaker 2: So let me get this right i.
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  Speaker 10: Don't know who had it.
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  Speaker 7: Worse her eighth grade photo or my junior.
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  Speaker 1: Sophomore now did they try to photoshop with that photo No.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. I was like, damn. But for that one,
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  Speaker 2: they said, I got you.
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  Speaker 7: I got you on this one.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be a different person. Again, I know
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  Speaker 1: it was painful, Megan, but thank you for reliving it
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  Speaker 1: for us. We appreciate that.
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  Speaker 7: I teach now, so I relive it every year.
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  Speaker 2: Every year. All right. Well, listen, have a good day
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  Speaker 2: in school.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Right. What they say.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody said they're actually posting some of their pictures that
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  Speaker 5: they have.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny.
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  Speaker 5: Alexa said it's my teenagers, not mine.
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  Speaker 4: She is a tomboy.
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  Speaker 5: And when she was in fourth grade, she wanted her
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  Speaker 5: hair a certain way. And it was like slick back ponytail.
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  Speaker 5: um and it just looks like she kind of basically
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  Speaker 5: had like a mohawk kind of thing going on um
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  Speaker 5: but she got her photos and she was so embarrassed
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  Speaker 5: because she looked like a boy because you couldn't really
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  Speaker 5: see the ponytail.
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  Speaker 3: bunch of bad ones a lot of teeth missing someone
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  Speaker 3: said i had a mullet in the fourth grade And
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  Speaker 3: I'm a girl.
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  Speaker 7: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: That's the product of your environment. That's what happened there.
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  Speaker 1: We come back, man. We're going to find out. Did
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  Speaker 1: you find out some things about your family that you
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  Speaker 1: really didn't want to know?
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  Speaker 2: We'll get into that next on Johnny.
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  Speaker 1: 60% chance of rain. Other than that, mostly sunny today.
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  Speaker 1: So somebody was on Reddit, Brian, and they found something
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  Speaker 1: they want to see, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they posted that they were scrolling through a dating app.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Just, you know, seeing who's on it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And they came across their aunt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, damn. And they said, I couldn't help myself.
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  Speaker 10: I could.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to see you.
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  Speaker 7: I could.
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  Speaker 8: I could totally help myself. You're actually who I thought about.
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  Speaker 8: So they clicked on the profile and they said, ah, damn.
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  Speaker 8: Now they know things about their aunt that they said
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  Speaker 8: they wish they didn't know.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure it wasn't incredibly dirty, but you just don't
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  Speaker 3: think of your aunt that way.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I would have no problem seeing my aunt on that
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  Speaker 1: app and not, I couldn't. Because I know it's going
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  Speaker 1: to change any image that I have on her.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I would tell my sister. My sister would go on it.
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  Speaker 2: But I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I'll ask her, what did you see?
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  Speaker 1: And she'll just start laughing. She ain't no so-and-so, so-and-so.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I would know. But I would definitely, definitely.
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  Speaker 1: I had a family member. Again, it was, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: see it. But a cousin called me. And don't ask
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  Speaker 1: me why he was on this particular site. But he
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  Speaker 1: was on a site where men see other men dance
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  Speaker 1: or do something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And he go, hey, you know, cousin, what's up? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, somebody told, I think he was on the app,
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  Speaker 1: but he was just telling me. And I said, what
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  Speaker 1: was he doing? He was dancing, you know, but for
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  Speaker 1: other men. And I was like, oh, man, that's kind
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  Speaker 1: of wow. And I said to myself, I'm not surprised.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's surprised.
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  Speaker 2: You want to see it? No, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: see it.
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  Speaker 1: Because then when I see him again, just by the way,
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  Speaker 1: because I saw it, I'm like, yo, what's up, man?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't want to see it. I don't want.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to know what I don't need to know.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If that makes any sense. I'm not that curious person anymore.
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  Speaker 3: That's what that person said. Like, look, I didn't need
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  Speaker 3: to know this about her. I didn't need to know it.
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  Speaker 3: I could have gone my entire life without reading some
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  Speaker 3: of the stuff that was on there. I didn't need
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  Speaker 3: to know.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh. B, ever come close to that? Anything like that?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not super tight with my family.
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  Speaker 3: I did find out that someone in my family was
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  Speaker 3: stripping on the weekends.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I didn't know that. But, I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 3: look at them that way. And I could have gone
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  Speaker 3: without finding that out. Like, it would have been fine
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  Speaker 3: with me. It didn't change the way I look at them. But, like,
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: it makes me go, oh. I don't like it.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: It makes me uncomfortable.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: See, I went through that strip club phase in my life.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: If I'd have found something like that, I could not
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: go to that establishment ever again.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Thankfully, not in the same state. So I just found out.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: By mistake, I found out. And I'm like, wow, I
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: didn't even know that. That's not the way I look
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: at you. Can you imagine when we used to have
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: lunch over there? Again, we had lunch there.
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: Of course, yeah, they had good steaks.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: We sat on the non-boobie side, actually. But can you
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: imagine we walk it out, and you said, ate it. Yeah.
• 13:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what's up, B? Man, that's my cousin.
• 13:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have told y'all. You wouldn't?
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: No.
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: Not even like after the fact?
• 13:34
  Speaker 9: No.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: Not even?
• 13:35
  Speaker 9: Uh-uh.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Nope. Nope.
• 13:37
  Speaker 7: Nope.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be able to hold that from you guys.
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: It would be like, guys, that girl, she's actually my cousin.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: I would have said, man, what's wrong? Nothing, man. I
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have told y'all.
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Nah, I wouldn't have told you either. I wouldn't have
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: told you either.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: And I did everything I could to make sure she
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: didn't see me.
• 13:52
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: And then when y'all ask me to lunch again, I
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: would never go. I always have something coming up. Ray,
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: you tell us.
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: I would tell you.
• 13:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Yes, I feel like I can't. I have to tell
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: you guys.
• 14:01
  Speaker 11: No.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 14:02
  Speaker 6: No.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: Because, Ray, you understand. That's a lifetime of jokes.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: No, I know.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: A lifetime of jokes.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: You can't be ashamed. You can't choose your family.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: I get it. But you understand. I do. No matter
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: what I do.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: No matter what joke that I get you, you got me.
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: That's a free win right there. No, no, no, no. Ray,
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: you ever find out?
• 14:25
  Speaker 7: No.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: No?
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Not even on any mug shots and stuff?
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: I bet people in your family found out things about
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: you they didn't want to know.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Police reports.
• 14:34
  Speaker 11: What?
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: What do you mean by that? My voice got real high.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, she went over there. I think she'll throw
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: a hand.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like I know the majority of the stuff
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: that happens with my family.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: Like, I know when they've been arrested. Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Nothing shocks the Valentino family.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: No, I feel like, okay, great. Yeah, my cousin's in prison. Like,
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: I know these things.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, so what Ray's saying, things that would shock other
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: families won't shock you.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: Now, if you came across like somebody's mugshot from my family,
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, oh, yeah, you found that.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I guess that's the best way to be. Yeah.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: No.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 15:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: I had no idea.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah.
• 15:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah. All right.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: So what y'all want for dinner?
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: That kind of thing. All right.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: So when did you run across something about a family
• 15:15
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• 15:18
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• 16:00
  Speaker 1: He said, let me see what's on it. And he
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: found out some things he really didn't want to know.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: He wanted to find out when did you find out
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: about something that you really didn't want to know.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Gail. Gail, good morning.
• 16:10
  Speaker 10: Good morning, Johnny.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, Gail. How are you?
• 16:14
  Speaker 10: I am good. Thank you.
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: So what'd you find out?
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: Oh, I didn't find out. Other people found out. What happened?
• 16:21
  Speaker 10: My family, my son's godmother was watching TV one time
• 16:25
  Speaker 10: in another state. And all of a sudden she starts
• 16:28
  Speaker 10: screaming and she calls my sister. Oh, my God, put
• 16:31
  Speaker 10: on this channel. And it was, you remember that show
• 16:36
  Speaker 10: Court TV back in the day? Well, it was my
• 16:39
  Speaker 10: son on trial.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Your son?
• 16:42
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 16:43
  Speaker 10: And nobody had known. And I didn't tell anybody except
• 16:47
  Speaker 10: my mom. And she's screaming, oh, my God, is that Ruben?
• 16:51
  Speaker 10: Is that Ruben?
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
• 16:53
  Speaker 10: And they were like, she's like, oh, my God. So
• 16:56
  Speaker 10: she hangs up and she calls my mom and she's like,
• 16:58
  Speaker 10: what's going on?
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 17:00
  Speaker 10: He's on trial. He's on TV. And my mom starts crying.
• 17:04
  Speaker 10: And she's like, I got to call her. I got
• 17:05
  Speaker 10: to call Gail. And she's like, don't you dare call her.
• 17:08
  Speaker 10: She don't want to speak to anybody. If she wanted
• 17:10
  Speaker 10: you to know, she would have told you.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: You didn't know.
• 17:14
  Speaker 10: Nope, I didn't tell anybody about my mother. And everybody,
• 17:17
  Speaker 10: my whole family, knew in like a half an hour.
• 17:19
  Speaker 10: And they were watching the whole trial on TV. It
• 17:23
  Speaker 10: lasted like three days.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Three days? Oh, my goodness.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: That's a big one.
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: It was one of the biggest trials in Orlando. Yes,
• 17:29
  Speaker 10: it was.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Here's the funny thing. I wouldn't say anything either because
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, man, nobody watch court TV. I guess they do.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I guess they do.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: They were. Unless it's a big trial. I don't see
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: anybody say, you know what?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: It was big.
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: It was pretty big. It was one of the biggest
• 17:55
  Speaker 10: in Orlando, as a matter of fact. And I'm not
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: even trying to brag about it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Well, Gail, did you did you sit and watch it, too?
• 18:04
  Speaker 10: Oh, no, I was there.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: She was looking at the courtroom.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: She's like, I knew. I'm the only one that knew.
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Your sister's right. Your sister's right. Don't call her.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: If she wanted you to know, she'd have reached out
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: to you guys. Leave her alone.
• 18:21
  Speaker 10: My mom said, don't call her. She don't want to
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: talk to you. She's not even going to answer the phone.
• 18:26
  Speaker 10: And sure enough, I was getting call after call after call,
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: and I knew exactly what they were calling about.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness. So that means they had no respect
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: for your mom. Your mom said, don't call her. Damn,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: we don't call her anyway.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I'd call.
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they'd call her anyway, believe it or not.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, here's the thing. When you answer, damn it, I'm
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: going to text.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I'm going to send you a screenshot of your son
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: on TV.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness. You hold on a second. Yeah, I'm like, man,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: ain't nobody going to be watching that. From Tampa. Hey, Zach.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: Hey, what's going on, guys?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: All right, now, this wasn't a family member. This was
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: a friend?
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: This was in college.
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: A friend had the girl.
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: I was seeing at the time. He found her on Tinder,
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: because this was when Tinder started blowing up and everything.
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: So the college sling didn't really affect me much, but
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: we screwed with her for that week, and it was
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: really fun.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: So you, your girlfriend... That you thought was your girlfriend
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: was active.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: On a dating app. Correct.
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: And my best friend came across her.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: And he started communicating with her, not knowing that she's
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: not knowing that he's your best friend.
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: Correct.
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: And he knew instantly because he's seen pictures.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: Was just sending me screenshots of everything.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: And when he asked her if she had a boyfriend,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: she said no.
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: I don't know if that specific question came up, but
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: they um planned a date she was gonna come over
• 19:48
  Speaker 9: to his house and then i was sitting in his.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Bedroom and just walked out and sat on the couch
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: next to her it was amazing.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: That's awesome so she's gonna see this dude that she's
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: communicating with she she.
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: Was literally so embarrassed and then tried to make it
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: my fault which shocker um.
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: And then we just kicked her out of the house.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: And we drank that night so it was fun See,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: this would be one of those pre-made-up Instagram videos today,
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: but it really happened.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for real.
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: And this was before everyone was recording. Now I would
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: have set.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Up a camera and stuff, but this was before that. Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Now, Zach, where did she tell you she was going
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: that day to let you know that you couldn't see
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: her that night?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, this was 12 years ago.
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: I don't specifically know.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know, you just don't want to bring back
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: some pain. You don't want to bring it back up.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: I get it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: No, I really didn't care.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: No, I know you didn't.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Johnny.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Hold on a second, Zach. Brian, what's up with that man?
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• 20:48
  Speaker 3: at their grandmother's funeral that their cousin was in the
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Hells Angels.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn. Back in the day. I guess he bought
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: it some of my friends. Yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Someone said when I was about 13, my dad butt-dialed
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: me on accident, let the voice fail.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Mid going to the movies with some lady that wasn't
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: my mom.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 21:03
  Speaker 11: Ooh.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: That was supposed to happen.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I need some therapy after that.
• 21:08
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• 21:17
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• 21:20
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