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Lila Explains Ep. 3: Lila KOs Andrew Tate & Nick Adams · The Opinionated Ogre Podcast

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SPEAKER_03: This is Lila Explains,
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SPEAKER_03: a special summertime edition of the Opinionated Ogre podcast with our special guest,
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SPEAKER_03: Lila,
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SPEAKER_03: the Opinionated Teen,
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SPEAKER_03: who helps us see today's world from the perspective of the next generation.
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SPEAKER_03: Sometimes lighthearted, sometimes serious, always informative.
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SPEAKER_03: Please take a moment to give this podcast a five-star rating wherever you're
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SPEAKER_03: It is not safe for work.
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SPEAKER_03: Welcome back to Lila Explains,
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SPEAKER_03: the show where my lovely and talented co-host,
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SPEAKER_03: Lila,
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SPEAKER_03: the 16-year-old with the fastest eye roll on the East Coast,
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SPEAKER_03: tells you what's on her mind,
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SPEAKER_03: and you have to listen.
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SPEAKER_03: Lila, two weeks from now, we are going back to Otakon, the largest anime convention on the East Coast.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm so excited.
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SPEAKER_03: It's three days of cosplay,
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SPEAKER_03: panels,
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SPEAKER_03: Japanese arcade games,
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SPEAKER_03: arts and crafts,
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SPEAKER_03: K-pop,
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SPEAKER_03: and a ton of other stuff.
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SPEAKER_03: And we love every second of it.
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SPEAKER_03: Are you super excited?
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SPEAKER_00: I am.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm ready for huge rhythm games.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, yes.
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SPEAKER_03: I do love those.
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SPEAKER_03: Not so much the dancing ones because I'm terrible at them.
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SPEAKER_00: No, those are so fun too.
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SPEAKER_00: I wish they had.
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SPEAKER_00: keep going to places without the like big one where it's like a camera and it
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SPEAKER_00: watches you yeah those are those are okay dance dance revolution type thing not
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SPEAKER_03: that yeah i'm just terrible at them but they are fun yeah but they do have a lot of
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SPEAKER_03: good games the ones that the ones that bug me are the ones that i mean they're all
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SPEAKER_03: in japanese for the most part and you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing
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SPEAKER_03: the good ones are the ones that even though they're japanese they walk you through
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SPEAKER_03: how to play yeah
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SPEAKER_03: Then it's just like, yes, I know what I'm doing.
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SPEAKER_03: Even though I have no idea what they're saying,
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SPEAKER_03: they gave you enough direction that you know exactly what you're doing,
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SPEAKER_03: and it's so much fun.
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SPEAKER_03: But yes, the Japanese are literally decades ahead of us in video games.
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SPEAKER_03: Our video games are so boring now.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't even know if they do much in the way of American arcade games but the
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SPEAKER_03: Japanese are just they have so much fun at the beach house I was just at sorry
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SPEAKER_00: we're trailing off but like I just went to the Outer Banks for like a week and I
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SPEAKER_00: was staying with my family in this big beach house rental and in the basement first
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SPEAKER_00: of all there was a movie room like a theater which is like so bougie wow I know and
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SPEAKER_00: then right outside was like an arcade machine with like 30 something games
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, like the one we had at Lake Anna that time.
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SPEAKER_03: Were they like recent games or like our 80s?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, they were like 80s arcade games.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: It was old.
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SPEAKER_00: It was fun.
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SPEAKER_03: That was funny because I found Crystal Castles and you were like, that's a game?
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SPEAKER_03: I thought that was just a music band.
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SPEAKER_03: I was like, no, sweetie.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I had never heard of the game before.
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SPEAKER_00: But you had never heard of the artist, so.
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SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
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SPEAKER_03: Anyway,
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SPEAKER_03: today we have an extra fun show for you,
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SPEAKER_03: our adoring audience,
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SPEAKER_03: or rather,
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SPEAKER_03: Lila's adoring audience,
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SPEAKER_03: because according to the download numbers,
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SPEAKER_03: none of you are here to listen to me.
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SPEAKER_03: Our first episode is almost up to 2,000 downloads,
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SPEAKER_03: which is by far and away my most popular podcast,
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SPEAKER_03: and clearly you're here for Lila.
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SPEAKER_03: But that's okay.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't take it personally.
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SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
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SPEAKER_03: Anyway,
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SPEAKER_03: as I was saying,
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SPEAKER_03: extra fun show today because today we're going to talk about someone near and dear
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SPEAKER_03: to Lila's heart.
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SPEAKER_03: And by near and dear, I mean loathed and despised.
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SPEAKER_00: An icon.
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SPEAKER_03: Andrew Tate,
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SPEAKER_03: professional misogynist currently being investigated slash charged with
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SPEAKER_03: international sex trafficking,
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SPEAKER_03: rape,
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SPEAKER_03: and literal organized crime in order to facilitate said sex trafficking.
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SPEAKER_03: So he's just generally a piece of shit.
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SPEAKER_03: Lila loves Andrew Tate.
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SPEAKER_02: I do.
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SPEAKER_03: When I found out that, I was really surprised that you actually knew who he was.
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SPEAKER_02: Really?
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SPEAKER_03: When I first mentioned him,
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SPEAKER_03: because it's just,
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SPEAKER_03: I didn't think it was someone who would pop up on your radar.
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SPEAKER_00: No,
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SPEAKER_00: the thing is,
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SPEAKER_00: he is so,
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SPEAKER_00: he's actually infected this entire,
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SPEAKER_00: I don't want to say,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: he's indoctrinated and everything,
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SPEAKER_00: but,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: he...
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SPEAKER_00: He kind of has.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah!
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SPEAKER_00: A little bit,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: I know so many guys,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: I was talking to you after we recorded our last thing,
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SPEAKER_00: I had a guy that I was talking to,
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SPEAKER_00: and then I,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know, nothing happened, so we were, like, out of contact for a while.
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SPEAKER_00: And then I'm,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: scrolling on Instagram,
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SPEAKER_00: and I'm seeing,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: a bunch of...
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SPEAKER_00: This guy is,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: reposting Andrew Tate,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: tweets,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: posted on Instagram.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay, who am I following?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, what is this?
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SPEAKER_00: Why would I, like, follow this person?
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SPEAKER_00: And it's him.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, what the hell?
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SPEAKER_00: And then I try to talk to him about it, and he's just like...
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SPEAKER_00: He's,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: I talked to him about the literal,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: felonies,
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SPEAKER_00: and he was saying,
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SPEAKER_00: oh no,
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SPEAKER_00: he wasn't even,
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SPEAKER_00: he's not even like that for real,
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SPEAKER_00: he's just helped me get my money up,
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SPEAKER_00: he's changed my mindset forever,
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SPEAKER_00: like.
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SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
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SPEAKER_03: Like, I knew guys like Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: And I know they target younger men.
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SPEAKER_03: But... It works.
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SPEAKER_03: I never think about the fact that they're targeting high schoolers.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Like, I know they do it.
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SPEAKER_03: And it doesn't... Like, I just don't... Because I don't deal with a lot of male high schoolers, right?
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SPEAKER_03: Jordan's 16.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: But Jordan's autistic.
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SPEAKER_03: Jordan's online interactions is, you know, Yo Gabba Gabba.
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SPEAKER_03: And the Fresh Beat Band.
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SPEAKER_03: Jordan doesn't do any of this.
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SPEAKER_03: And, you know, like you and Anastasia, you're not the target audience for this sort of thing.
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SPEAKER_03: So...
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SPEAKER_03: It's not really something I've ever had to deal with.
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SPEAKER_03: I know it on an intellectual level, but in a real world level, it's just not something I've come across.
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SPEAKER_03: You clearly have.
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SPEAKER_00: Andrew Tate's son or neo-Nazi daughter?
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SPEAKER_03: All right, so anyway, when I say Andrew Tate is a professional misogynist, I do mean that literally.
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SPEAKER_03: His fanboys call him the king of toxic masculinity, and they don't mean it in an ironic way.
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SPEAKER_03: He wallows in abusing women.
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SPEAKER_03: He sells porn of himself degrading women who later have accused him of coercing
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SPEAKER_03: them into making the videos.
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SPEAKER_03: So, you know, he's a true role model for assholes.
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SPEAKER_03: So what we're going to do today is, now you are aware of him, but you're not on Twitter.
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SPEAKER_03: You're not a Twitter person.
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SPEAKER_00: I make sure that I'm not on Twitter.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_03: Keep doing that.
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SPEAKER_03: You are a TikTok person.
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SPEAKER_03: You're an Instagram person, right?
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SPEAKER_03: That's your generation.
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SPEAKER_00: Not a ton better, but.
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SPEAKER_03: But he does a lot of Twitter stuff.
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SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to let you, Lila, read a bunch of tweets from this asshole that you have not seen.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: You have not seen them in advance, and I'm going to let you react to them, and then we will discuss.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: So you've bleached your eyes before this, right?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, should I have?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, gosh.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Are you wearing goggles now?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: You have glasses.
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SPEAKER_03: That's close enough.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: You ready?
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SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is something he reposted?
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SPEAKER_00: Actually,
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SPEAKER_03: the war room is his...
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SPEAKER_03: He's got,
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SPEAKER_03: like,
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SPEAKER_03: different drifts going on,
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SPEAKER_03: and the war room is one of them.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Men used to conquer foreign lands.
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SPEAKER_00: Now we make money, train, build our companies, our empires.
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SPEAKER_00: Men must conquer something.
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SPEAKER_00: See, okay.
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SPEAKER_00: We literally talked about this in the last one, too.
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SPEAKER_00: These guys are always, like, idolizing, like, the founding fathers.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, what are you trying to do?
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SPEAKER_03: like okay you brought that whole thing about the roman empire yeah like six months
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SPEAKER_03: ago yeah yeah i didn't go look up how he responded to it but i'm sure he was
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SPEAKER_00: forming that's so funny that guys just think about have you ever no i mean when it
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SPEAKER_03: comes you know when someone mentions the roman empire like sure it's like oh yeah
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SPEAKER_00: you're like
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SPEAKER_03: It's like, what?
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SPEAKER_03: Man, you know, it's been like a couple of hours and I haven't thought about that.
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SPEAKER_03: No, I don't do that.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't spend a lot of time thinking about the Roman Empire.
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SPEAKER_03: It's like, the Roman Empire was pretty cool.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't put a lot of thought into it.
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SPEAKER_03: It's just not that important into my life.
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SPEAKER_03: When I read that, I was like, that's a little sad, man.
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SPEAKER_03: It's like...
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SPEAKER_03: Get over it.
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SPEAKER_03: It was a long time.
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SPEAKER_03: It was 2,000 years ago.
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SPEAKER_03: Move on.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I guess if you're like a history buff.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_03: I mean, I like history.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: There's been a lot of history since then that's really quite interesting.
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SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_03: I focus on other things.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, so.
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SPEAKER_00: That's not too bad.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Compared to other things.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, all caps.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, his Twitter user is Cobra Tate.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: It's very manly.
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SPEAKER_00: That is manly.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: In all caps, all of this.
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SPEAKER_00: I want them back.
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SPEAKER_00: I want my nightmares back.
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SPEAKER_00: Give them to me.
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SPEAKER_00: These are all separate sentences.
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SPEAKER_00: How dare I sleep soundly.
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SPEAKER_00: I should be training all night long.
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SPEAKER_00: 10,000 reps.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, this is not in caps.
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SPEAKER_00: Bitch made men complain about pain.
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SPEAKER_00: I am furious that I'm healing.
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SPEAKER_00: Unacceptable.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm so mad at myself.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Well.
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SPEAKER_03: There's a lot to unpack there.
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SPEAKER_00: What the hell?
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SPEAKER_00: He's mad that he's not having nightmares?
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SPEAKER_00: Is that what... Like, okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Can we scroll back up a little bit?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: How dare I sleep soundly?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: For me, I enjoy nightmares because my nightmares are like television or movies, right?
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SPEAKER_03: I dream in third person.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't generally dream in first person.
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SPEAKER_03: I dream from the perspective of a camera,
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SPEAKER_03: which is...
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SPEAKER_03: Most people don't do that,
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SPEAKER_03: but my dreams,
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SPEAKER_03: when I dream,
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SPEAKER_03: tend to be really vivid,
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SPEAKER_03: and they tend to be in third person.
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SPEAKER_03: I see...
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SPEAKER_03: I literally see it at different camera angles, right?
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SPEAKER_03: I swear to God, I should have just started.
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SPEAKER_03: I should have just made movies and TV shows.
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SPEAKER_03: But that's how I dream.
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SPEAKER_03: So when I have nightmares, that's how my nightmares are.
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SPEAKER_03: And they're really fun to watch unless there's spiders involved, in which case, fuck my life.
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SPEAKER_03: But those nightmares are great because it's like, yeah, this is awesome.
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SPEAKER_03: These are fun nightmares.
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SPEAKER_03: This is like what I watch horror movies for.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: That's not what he's talking about here, though, right?
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SPEAKER_00: What does he mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, 10,000 reps.
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SPEAKER_00: 10,000 reps of nightmares.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: He just wants to be awake and miserable and up all night doing reps because that's manly.
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SPEAKER_00: That is so manly.
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SPEAKER_03: You know what it is?
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SPEAKER_03: The idea of being stable and healthy is bad.
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SPEAKER_03: I know.
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SPEAKER_03: This is where the whole toxic masculinity things come from, right?
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SPEAKER_03: Like, how dare they be healthy and stable and not... And then watch when he gets a cold.
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SPEAKER_00: He's going to die.
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SPEAKER_00: The world is ending.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, I saw... Why won't someone take care of me?
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SPEAKER_00: I saw...
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SPEAKER_00: um i forgot where it was like not it wasn't this type of man it was just a regular
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SPEAKER_00: view but like he literally had a cold no fever absolutely like nothing like just
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SPEAKER_00: common oh i've got the sniffles texting his wife first of all their pet names for
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SPEAKER_00: each other bug disgusting
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SPEAKER_00: sickeningly sweet i really hate that like a lot um not to like kink shame or
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SPEAKER_00: whatever but like not a fan he was like bug it's so cold please come back it i
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SPEAKER_00: don't know what to do i can't like acting as if he's um like floating towards the
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SPEAKER_00: light because he can't breathe out of one nostril i guarantee you that's how he
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SPEAKER_00: acts
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SPEAKER_03: What is it?
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SPEAKER_03: What's that thing?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, man, I forgot what it is.
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SPEAKER_03: That men always want women to be their caretaker.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, like their replacement mothers or something like that.
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SPEAKER_03: But... Oops.
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SPEAKER_03: That would be Jordan in the background.
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SPEAKER_03: That would be Jordan in the background.
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SPEAKER_03: Hi, Jordan.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: This is really the whole toxic masculinity thing, like, just in a nutshell.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You know,
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SPEAKER_03: the idea,
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SPEAKER_03: like,
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SPEAKER_03: I guarantee if you suggested to him that he go see a therapist,
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SPEAKER_03: he would just be like,
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SPEAKER_03: how fucking dare you?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, absolutely not.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's terrible.
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SPEAKER_03: After pussies.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, gross.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: That was kind of funny.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, my gosh.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
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SPEAKER_00: What did he say?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I guess he's half black.
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SPEAKER_00: That scared me.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he is half black.
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SPEAKER_03: Now, just be aware that Andrew Tate could absolutely 100% pass for white.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: When I first read that, I was just like, what?
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SPEAKER_00: No, I had no idea at all.
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SPEAKER_03: And I had to go look up and I was like, he's half black?
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SPEAKER_03: What?
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SPEAKER_00: no idea whatsoever it's giving logic you know who logic is from 21 pilots oh yeah
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SPEAKER_00: yeah yeah yeah it's very that okay so be my guest okay i have all except the blue
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SPEAKER_00: one already because i'm a real hard r and then it's a picture of oh there's four
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SPEAKER_00: okay four pills
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SPEAKER_00: Be rich is the red pill.
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SPEAKER_03: Choose one pill.
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SPEAKER_03: This is choose only one pill.
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SPEAKER_03: It's four pills.
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SPEAKER_03: Red, blue, yellow, and black.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Red is be rich.
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SPEAKER_00: Blue is bring someone dead back.
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SPEAKER_00: Yellow is never feel pain.
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SPEAKER_00: Black is N-word pass.
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SPEAKER_00: See, this is a joke that a lot of teen boys like to use too.
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SPEAKER_00: I hear this all the time.
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SPEAKER_00: This is just a common thing.
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SPEAKER_00: Like I was saying in another one,
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SPEAKER_00: of these that like the n-word is like the biggest joke ever just anywhere like and
14:26
SPEAKER_03: it didn't used to be that way i don't know like nothing i mean even when i was a
14:33
SPEAKER_03: teen it was not acceptable i mean we did it but it wasn't yeah we did it because we
14:41
SPEAKER_03: weren't supposed to do it
14:45
SPEAKER_03: And you certainly didn't do it in front of a black person.
14:48
SPEAKER_03: But now it's just like, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
14:50
SPEAKER_03: And that's, I mean, it wasn't like that 10 years ago.
14:53
SPEAKER_03: 10 years ago, it was very unacceptable.
14:56
SPEAKER_03: It was just like, you can't do that shit.
15:01
SPEAKER_03: now you can because it's funny it's just jokes yo yeah and that's one of the things
15:09
SPEAKER_03: that's troublesome about that because first it's just jokes and then it's well of
15:15
SPEAKER_03: course i can say that i'm allowed to say that i'm a white person and you're just
15:19
SPEAKER_03: black you don't get to tell me not to say that and then it progresses from there
15:24
SPEAKER_03: that's always how that's always the progression
15:27
SPEAKER_03: You know, I mean, that's what's happening with Jewish people.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: And they're in the process of doing that with black people.
15:35
SPEAKER_03: And people aren't really catching it because it's been so long.
15:40
SPEAKER_03: I mean, black people are aware of that because they're always aware of that.
15:44
SPEAKER_02: It's hard not to be.
15:44
SPEAKER_03: Right.
15:45
SPEAKER_03: But the rest of us are not really paying attention to that because we're so used to
15:50
SPEAKER_03: it not being acceptable that we're going to turn around one day and it's like,
15:55
SPEAKER_03: wait,
15:55
SPEAKER_03: when did that happen?
15:56
SPEAKER_03: And black people are going to be like, bitch, please.
16:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:01
SPEAKER_03: What are you talking about?
16:02
SPEAKER_03: This is a return to form for you motherfuckers.
16:06
SPEAKER_03: So, you know, but...
16:08
SPEAKER_03: This is what Republicans do.
16:10
SPEAKER_03: So, all right, moving on.
16:16
SPEAKER_00: If England win, will it be the first Islamic nation to win the Euros?
16:23
SPEAKER_03: Do you understand what he's talking about?
16:29
SPEAKER_00: Not at all.
16:32
SPEAKER_03: I'm assuming it's a soccer thing.
16:34
SPEAKER_03: It's either that or it's one of the music or dance competitions.
16:37
SPEAKER_03: But, all right, so this is one of the ongoing complaints of white people in England.
16:48
SPEAKER_03: Like,
16:48
SPEAKER_03: you know how they're always complaining here that they're trying to replace white
16:50
SPEAKER_03: people with immigrants?
16:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:53
SPEAKER_03: There, it's Muslims.
16:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
16:57
SPEAKER_03: They're really, really mad about that because, well, they don't have a Mexico, right?
17:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:03
SPEAKER_03: But they do have, the Middle East is not far.
17:07
SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of Islamic nations close by.
17:09
SPEAKER_00: Well, I know that, yeah.
17:10
SPEAKER_03: Right, they get a lot of immigrants there.
17:12
SPEAKER_03: And they've been screaming about that for decades.
17:16
SPEAKER_03: Like decades and decades and decades.
17:19
SPEAKER_03: You know John Constantine, the comic book?
17:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
17:22
SPEAKER_03: I have those comics from the 90s.
17:25
SPEAKER_03: And even then, in the 90s, they were complaining about the Pakis.
17:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
17:30
SPEAKER_03: It was like, and I didn't understand it back when I read it in the 90s.
17:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:34
SPEAKER_02: Right?
17:34
SPEAKER_03: Because I was like, okay.
17:36
SPEAKER_03: Also, don't say that.
17:37
SPEAKER_03: It's like, what is it about Pakistanis?
17:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:39
SPEAKER_03: What are we upset about exactly?
17:41
SPEAKER_03: I got older and I was like, oh, that's just a thing.
17:47
SPEAKER_03: Right?
17:47
SPEAKER_03: So it's just, yeah.
17:49
SPEAKER_03: So this is.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: This tweet is a Bend It Like Beckham reference.
17:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, you've never seen that movie.
17:55
SPEAKER_00: I have not.
17:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, watch it.
17:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm not cool enough to have watched it yet.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're not.
17:59
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
18:00
Whatever.
18:01
SPEAKER_00: It's really good.
18:02
SPEAKER_03: But, yeah, so this is their version of Great Replacement.
18:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh, we're going to get back to this.
18:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
18:07
SPEAKER_00: There's a reply under it.
18:09
SPEAKER_00: Is that?
18:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, no, no.
18:11
SPEAKER_00: That's, yeah.
18:12
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
18:14
SPEAKER_03: All right.
18:15
SPEAKER_03: Now, there's a video for this one.
18:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm scared.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: There's a lot to unpack.
18:20
SPEAKER_03: So, okay, you ready?
18:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm seeing he's responding to a woman, so.
18:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so.
18:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
18:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, actually, you're going to.
18:29
SPEAKER_00: I need headphones.
18:29
SPEAKER_03: You need headphones for this one.
18:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
18:31
SPEAKER_03: Okay, you ready?
18:38
SPEAKER_00: Are you going to, like, play the audio for them?
18:41
SPEAKER_03: I don't know that I can, but don't worry about it.
18:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
18:54
SPEAKER_03: So it was Tate responding to a woman's video about Oh my lord.
19:04
SPEAKER_03: Basically how to make her how to make her how to turn her on so badly it's scary.
19:09
SPEAKER_00: There's literally no way he edited himself.
19:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh hell no.
19:14
SPEAKER_03: And his response was, let's see, what exactly does he say?
19:18
SPEAKER_00: I just don't care anymore.
19:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
19:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I just don't give a fuck anymore.
19:23
SPEAKER_00: I just don't give a fuck anymore.
19:24
SPEAKER_03: And then what follows is another 20 seconds of him being super duper manly.
19:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's smoking cigars, he's driving cars.
19:32
SPEAKER_00: Does that rhyme?
19:33
SPEAKER_03: And just walking slowly with his shirt open and just being super cool and manly.
19:39
SPEAKER_03: Was that a hookah?
19:41
SPEAKER_00: It probably was.
19:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, it is.
19:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's just... He's the English Muslim?
19:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there you go.
19:51
SPEAKER_03: It's just 20 seconds of him just being super cool and manly.
19:56
SPEAKER_03: Because,
19:56
SPEAKER_03: you know,
19:57
SPEAKER_03: he doesn't care about,
19:58
SPEAKER_03: you know...
20:00
SPEAKER_00: I think it's so funny that guys who are not...
20:04
SPEAKER_00: Is he...
20:05
SPEAKER_00: He's not Arab at all,
20:06
SPEAKER_00: no?
20:07
SPEAKER_03: Uh, no.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely not.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: Like, use hookah, like,
20:13
SPEAKER_00: Or just, yeah, like, it's like a sign of wealth or something.
20:18
SPEAKER_00: Like,
20:18
SPEAKER_00: that's not,
20:20
SPEAKER_00: I feel like every time I see these,
20:22
SPEAKER_00: like,
20:23
SPEAKER_00: alpha male edits,
20:23
SPEAKER_00: they're always,
20:25
SPEAKER_00: it's always cigars and hookah.
20:27
SPEAKER_03: While bitching about muzzles.
20:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:29
SPEAKER_00: Like, that's crazy.
20:30
SPEAKER_00: Like, that's in some poor guy's kitchen in Egypt.
20:36
SPEAKER_00: Like, that's not, you're not proving anything.
20:40
SPEAKER_00: you know what it is it's exotic it is so exotic uh they don't smoke weed they smoke
20:45
SPEAKER_03: hash it's exotic just like you oh shut up that's an ongoing joke with lila because
20:53
SPEAKER_03: she's um wait what's the phrase ethnically ambiguous there you go i don't know i
21:00
SPEAKER_03: keep forgetting the exact phrase for it i picked it up from i picked it up from a
21:03
SPEAKER_03: show i used uh we used to watch and it was just like
21:06
SPEAKER_03: Lila, ethically ambiguous because you just cannot tell what she is.
21:11
SPEAKER_03: She can literally be like one of a dozen different things.
21:14
SPEAKER_03: She is, however, half Egyptian, which is sad because they're all extinct, apparently.
21:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my gosh.
21:19
SPEAKER_00: Can I please read those out?
21:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my goodness.
21:21
SPEAKER_03: Not right now, but, like... Yeah, you definitely have to read that out at some point.
21:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh, dude.
21:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh, God.
21:25
SPEAKER_03: It's terrible.
21:26
SPEAKER_00: So, anyway... Such a funny interaction.
21:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no.
21:28
SPEAKER_03: It's Andrew Tate making sure he wants everyone to know that he doesn't care about turning women on.
21:33
SPEAKER_00: Even though his whole thing is, like, doing porn.
21:37
SPEAKER_00: But, all right.
21:38
SPEAKER_03: Which tells you a lot.
21:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
21:40
SPEAKER_03: All right.
21:42
SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
21:43
SPEAKER_03: This is actually funny, because it's just... Okay.
21:46
SPEAKER_00: Here's the whole thing here.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: I heard about a coin called Mother,
21:49
SPEAKER_00: so now I'm supporting a coin called Daddy to flip it for the patriarchy.
21:54
SPEAKER_00: We're bringing the Gs back, making me a fucking sandwich of emails.
21:57
SPEAKER_00: Then I'm setting all my Daddy on fire because I don't want money, I just want chaos.
22:01
SPEAKER_00: Top G.
22:06
SPEAKER_03: he's been i i just there's just tweet after tweet after tweet after tweet oh my god
22:12
SPEAKER_03: there's just dozens and dozens and dozens of tweet pushing this cryptocurrency
22:18
SPEAKER_03: about how it's making him so much money and he's going to be rich and he's taking
22:21
SPEAKER_03: over oh my god it just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and
22:27
SPEAKER_03: on he's been going absolutely ballistic with this um
22:33
SPEAKER_00: Bitcoin.
22:35
SPEAKER_03: No, no, it's not Bitcoin.
22:36
SPEAKER_03: It's daddy.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: It's daddy.
22:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Bitcoin's its own thing.
22:40
SPEAKER_03: This is daddy.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: It's just obnoxious how hard it's been pushed.
22:45
SPEAKER_03: Because it's a grift.
22:46
SPEAKER_03: Everything's a grift, right?
22:48
SPEAKER_03: It's all just putting money in its pocket from suckers.
22:51
SPEAKER_03: No.
22:52
SPEAKER_03: Now for things that...
22:53
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry,
22:53
SPEAKER_00: then I'm setting all my daddy on fire because I don't want money,
22:55
SPEAKER_00: I just want chaos.
22:56
SPEAKER_00: Are you sure?
22:57
SPEAKER_00: Because a minute ago you were talking about conquering a company and making so much money.
23:02
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
23:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
23:05
SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, he's the Joker.
23:07
SPEAKER_03: That's the whole thing from The Dark Knight, right?
23:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:10
SPEAKER_03: You get the money, you just burn it because, you know, you don't need money.
23:14
SPEAKER_03: Now for things that never happened.
23:16
SPEAKER_00: And you don't need money for all the watches and the cars in that video.
23:20
SPEAKER_00: Supercars.
23:21
SPEAKER_03: Not cars.
23:22
SPEAKER_03: Supercars.
23:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm so sorry.
23:23
SPEAKER_03: He drives supercars.
23:26
SPEAKER_00: Those popped out of thin air.
23:27
SPEAKER_00: He did not use money to buy them.
23:29
SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, he has women just throwing themselves at him, so he just gets it that way.
23:33
SPEAKER_00: He also has cars throwing themselves at him.
23:35
SPEAKER_00: I wish he did, actually.
23:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my goodness.
23:38
SPEAKER_00: Can we please throw some cars at him?
23:41
Okay.
23:42
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
23:43
SPEAKER_03: Now for things that never happened.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: Update.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm already receiving multi-million dollar book and series slash movie deals.
23:51
SPEAKER_00: This money will all be allocated towards cleaning up the crypto space forever.
23:55
SPEAKER_00: The final frontier of degeneracy.
23:58
SPEAKER_00: All old influencers will be known for what they are.
24:01
SPEAKER_00: Scamming irrelevant losers.
24:03
SPEAKER_00: So... It's my world now.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: There will be a short delay in the release of...
24:11
SPEAKER_00: TRW times daddy white paper to include a European tour for all daddy stakers along
24:18
SPEAKER_00: with details on how my motivations for daddy there are three daddies in this
24:22
SPEAKER_00: sentence will be on Netflix my new book etc stadiums will be filled lives will
24:29
SPEAKER_00: change more details on the crypto revolution will be explained on Monday oh I'm
24:34
SPEAKER_00: warning you now join therealworld.com pack your bags
24:42
SPEAKER_00: Movie?
24:44
SPEAKER_00: What are we getting... What is the... Come on.
24:49
SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine him in a movie?
24:52
SPEAKER_00: I mean... Here's how I trafficked 20,000 women and didn't get away with it.
24:59
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I think that's already... I think that's already online.
25:01
SPEAKER_03: I think those are just porn videos.
25:04
SPEAKER_00: Should we sub to his OnlyFans?
25:06
SPEAKER_00: So...
25:11
SPEAKER_03: All right, how familiar are you with cryptocurrency?
25:16
SPEAKER_00: A little.
25:19
SPEAKER_00: Why?
25:19
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know what it is, right?
25:22
SPEAKER_03: Do you know how crazy the crypto world is?
25:28
SPEAKER_00: I have an idea.
25:29
SPEAKER_03: So the whole thing is just scam on top of scam.
25:34
SPEAKER_03: The thing that he's talking about here,
25:38
SPEAKER_03: that the whole thing,
25:39
SPEAKER_03: scamming,
25:40
SPEAKER_03: degeneracy,
25:41
SPEAKER_03: he's actually not wrong.
25:43
SPEAKER_03: Right.
25:45
SPEAKER_03: The crypto world is just one huge scam.
25:50
SPEAKER_00: Right.
25:51
SPEAKER_03: The fact that the banks have not...
25:54
SPEAKER_03: broken in and just taken control of it yet tells you just how scammy it is because
26:02
SPEAKER_03: if it was real currency there's billions and billions of dollars to be made there
26:08
SPEAKER_00: yeah
26:09
SPEAKER_03: but it's not real currency and it's not regulated, which means it's not.
26:15
SPEAKER_03: The banks mess around with it because it's unregulated so they can do the things
26:19
SPEAKER_03: that they're not really allowed to do anymore,
26:21
SPEAKER_03: but it's so unregulated that they don't really want to because it's just a way to
26:26
SPEAKER_03: set money on fire unless you're the one who got in on top and you can convince a
26:31
SPEAKER_03: bunch of other suckers to burn their money.
26:33
SPEAKER_00: Isn't that what everyone is supposed to do anyway?
26:35
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
26:36
SPEAKER_03: yeah pretty much right yeah but um so the fact that he's announcing that he's gonna
26:40
SPEAKER_03: clean up the crypto world is just like oh really so that's like saying i'm gonna
26:46
SPEAKER_03: personally clean up you know the big pharma right i'm gonna come and clean up the
26:51
SPEAKER_03: whole big you know the pharmaceutical industry it's like oh that's so cute just you
26:57
SPEAKER_03: all by yourself
27:00
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's like, there's bragging, there's bragging, and then there's whatever the fuck this is.
27:07
SPEAKER_00: It's just arrogance.
27:10
SPEAKER_03: It's beyond that.
27:10
SPEAKER_03: It's delusional.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: It is delusional.
27:14
SPEAKER_03: There's hundreds of billions of dollars of scammers out there.
27:17
SPEAKER_03: I mean, what is it?
27:19
SPEAKER_03: The Winklevoss twins alone have billions of dollars.
27:23
SPEAKER_03: They must have seen this and been like,
27:27
SPEAKER_03: No.
27:28
SPEAKER_03: Go away, little bald man.
27:29
SPEAKER_00: Daddy will be on Netflix.
27:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
27:31
SPEAKER_00: I'll be waiting.
27:33
SPEAKER_00: Stadiums will be filled.
27:35
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
27:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:36
SPEAKER_03: We'll be there.
27:37
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
27:37
SPEAKER_00: We'll be there.
27:39
SPEAKER_03: Pointing and laughing at the sucker's pain to get in.
27:40
SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
27:41
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: All right.
27:48
SPEAKER_03: All right,
27:49
SPEAKER_03: this is in response to an article about women and ethnic minority MPs predicted to
27:57
SPEAKER_03: be elected.
28:00
SPEAKER_03: The next parliament,
28:02
SPEAKER_03: this is in the UK obviously,
28:03
SPEAKER_03: the next parliament is set to be the most diverse yet,
28:07
SPEAKER_03: but it would still be some way short of a true reflection of the UK,
28:10
SPEAKER_03: and this is Andrew Tate's reaction to it.
28:12
SPEAKER_00: The UK is done.
28:14
SPEAKER_00: The West has been infiltrated by a pedophilic elite who use fiat currency to
28:23
SPEAKER_00: enslave their own populace and poor nations.
28:28
SPEAKER_00: Okay, he's using... Dissidents?
28:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, dissidents are smashes with legal hammer.
28:33
SPEAKER_00: Romania has bribed to attack me for speaking against the homosexual mafia.
28:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm assuming that's supposed to be dissidents are smashed with the legal hammer.
28:41
SPEAKER_03: He just, typo there.
28:44
SPEAKER_03: Now, Romania was bribed to attack me for speaking.
28:46
SPEAKER_03: Now, Romania is the country where he was first arrested.
28:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:50
SPEAKER_03: He got out from that for now, by the way.
28:52
SPEAKER_03: He's not currently, yeah.
28:55
SPEAKER_03: But he was arrested and in jail for quite some, it's like been over a year at this point.
29:00
SPEAKER_03: But he got out for the moment.
29:03
SPEAKER_03: But he's still under investigation in both the UK and Romania for the sex
29:09
SPEAKER_03: trafficking and the organized crime and all that.
29:11
SPEAKER_03: So he's not off the hook.
29:12
SPEAKER_03: There's still a good chance he's going to spend a very, very long time in jail.
29:16
SPEAKER_00: They were bribed to attack him.
29:17
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
29:18
SPEAKER_00: He didn't do anything.
29:19
SPEAKER_03: And he keeps calling it the Matrix.
29:20
SPEAKER_03: The Matrix is out to get him because he's trying to break the Matrix because he thinks he's Neo.
29:26
SPEAKER_03: He's that important.
29:29
SPEAKER_00: For speaking against the homosexual mafia?
29:33
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think that's why you were in jail, actually.
29:35
SPEAKER_03: I feel like it had something to do with the videos of women that he coerced into having sex with him.
29:41
SPEAKER_03: A.K.A.
29:42
SPEAKER_03: sex trafficking.
29:43
SPEAKER_02: Right.
29:43
SPEAKER_03: But yeah,
29:45
SPEAKER_03: so he's very,
29:46
SPEAKER_03: very upset that the UK just has too many women and not white people in the government.
29:53
SPEAKER_00: The UK's done.
29:54
SPEAKER_00: It cannot function.
29:56
SPEAKER_03: It's over.
29:57
SPEAKER_03: So that's just the whole thing about...
30:02
SPEAKER_03: That's the whole thing about the great replacement, the white replacement theory.
30:06
SPEAKER_03: You know about that, right?
30:09
SPEAKER_03: He's just peddling that.
30:11
SPEAKER_03: Of course he is.
30:11
SPEAKER_00: They love to use the word pedophile, too.
30:13
SPEAKER_03: They love using pedophile.
30:15
SPEAKER_00: You're just telling them yourself.
30:18
SPEAKER_00: Check his files.
30:21
SPEAKER_03: I know.
30:21
SPEAKER_03: I mean, he's not a Republican.
30:23
SPEAKER_00: How many terabytes are in there?
30:26
SPEAKER_03: He's not a Republican, but every Republican accusation is a confession.
30:29
SPEAKER_03: Always.
30:30
SPEAKER_03: All right.
30:31
SPEAKER_03: I saved the best for last.
30:33
SPEAKER_03: This one has it all.
30:34
SPEAKER_03: Misogyny, hardcore racism, and what a fucking asshole he is.
30:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm ready.
30:40
SPEAKER_03: All right.
30:40
SPEAKER_03: You ready?
30:41
SPEAKER_00: I'm ready.
30:41
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
30:42
SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
30:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's a link.
30:43
SPEAKER_00: It's not a screenshot.
30:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, this one was too big.
30:47
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't do... Oh, it's long.
30:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
30:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
30:49
SPEAKER_03: Okay, you ready?
30:50
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
30:51
SPEAKER_00: Dear white men, you're fucked.
30:52
SPEAKER_00: You're being replaced because none of you have children.
30:55
SPEAKER_00: Even those of you bitching about the replacement online,
30:58
SPEAKER_00: like little girls,
30:59
SPEAKER_00: don't find the gumption to fuck.
31:03
SPEAKER_00: I see white men bragging about having five kids as if it's an achievement.
31:07
SPEAKER_00: Lol.
31:08
SPEAKER_00: Five?
31:08
SPEAKER_00: Lolol.
31:11
SPEAKER_00: Per year.
31:11
SPEAKER_00: What the hell?
31:12
SPEAKER_00: Per year, right?
31:13
SPEAKER_00: What?
31:14
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
31:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh, all you white boys lost control of you are women.
31:19
SPEAKER_00: It's a typo.
31:21
SPEAKER_00: And now they won't accept multiple wives anymore.
31:23
SPEAKER_00: Now they tell you they don't want any more kids.
31:27
SPEAKER_00: One's enough.
31:28
SPEAKER_03: God, his grammar's just terrible.
31:30
SPEAKER_00: So he wants to join the... He wants a herald.
31:35
SPEAKER_00: What is the big cult called?
31:39
SPEAKER_00: They're like Mormons, but on steroids.
31:41
SPEAKER_00: FL... FL... FL... The...
31:46
SPEAKER_00: What?
31:47
SPEAKER_00: Yes, you do.
31:48
SPEAKER_00: Never mind.
31:49
SPEAKER_00: Never mind.
31:49
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I know the Quiverful.
31:51
SPEAKER_00: No.
31:51
SPEAKER_03: They're the ones that have to have multiple kids to fight God's war.
31:54
SPEAKER_00: Are they like fundamental?
31:57
SPEAKER_00: Dang.
31:58
SPEAKER_00: It's whatever.
31:59
SPEAKER_00: It's like F-L-D-L-S.
32:02
SPEAKER_00: Something like that.
32:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
32:06
SPEAKER_00: They don't want to do their God-given job anymore.
32:08
SPEAKER_00: No.
32:08
SPEAKER_00: They want Instagram likes instead.
32:10
SPEAKER_00: So you're generic.
32:11
SPEAKER_01: Generic.
32:13
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so you are genetic potential stumped by the whims of some singular female.
32:20
SPEAKER_00: A female who takes nine whole months to grow.
32:22
SPEAKER_00: What the hell?
32:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's cold.
32:23
SPEAKER_00: How are we supposed to?
32:26
SPEAKER_00: Do it in eight.
32:26
SPEAKER_00: Hurry up.
32:29
SPEAKER_00: A female who takes nine hormones to grow a single baby.
32:31
SPEAKER_00: One single baby?
32:32
SPEAKER_00: You couldn't have five in there at the same time?
32:35
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
32:36
SPEAKER_03: Really?
32:36
SPEAKER_03: Fucking female?
32:37
SPEAKER_03: Lila, when you get pregnant, you're going to have twins at least, right?
32:39
SPEAKER_00: Right.
32:40
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
32:41
SPEAKER_00: It's not even worth it if there's only one.
32:42
SPEAKER_03: I mean, come on.
32:44
SPEAKER_03: A real woman would have at least triplets.
32:47
SPEAKER_03: If you're not doing triplets, are you actually a real woman?
32:49
SPEAKER_00: Right.
32:50
SPEAKER_00: other races oh oh other races have multiple ovens for bread we're not cooked yeah i
32:57
SPEAKER_03: i feel like i feel like that's not how that works yeah i feel like women i feel
33:03
SPEAKER_03: like other races other species don't have multiple uteruses no i feel like that's
33:08
SPEAKER_00: not how it goes anyway so go ahead some bitch is screaming at you about loyalty and
33:13
SPEAKER_00: you're sitting there saying yes baby
33:15
SPEAKER_00: Jerking off to porn when she's asleep or maybe cheating with a side bitch.
33:18
SPEAKER_00: Condom on!
33:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
33:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I couldn't get another woman pregnant.
33:25
SPEAKER_00: My wife would kill me!
33:27
SPEAKER_00: Scared emoji.
33:28
SPEAKER_00: Total fucking losers.
33:29
SPEAKER_00: Soon your race will be nothing more than a few pages in a history book.
33:32
SPEAKER_00: A lesson on what happens when you fuck the female psyche so hard that they're
33:37
SPEAKER_00: obsessed with money and social media as opposed to being one of many baby factories
33:41
SPEAKER_00: for a king.
33:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
33:44
SPEAKER_03: I mean...
33:45
SPEAKER_03: That's what you're learning in school, isn't it?
33:47
SPEAKER_03: That's what they were teaching you?
33:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:48
SPEAKER_03: You're taking Babymaking 101 for King?
33:51
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
33:51
SPEAKER_03: Right.
33:52
SPEAKER_03: That's next semester.
33:54
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
33:57
SPEAKER_00: 30 children minimum!
34:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh?
34:02
SPEAKER_03: And again, I feel like he doesn't have a grasp on biology.
34:04
SPEAKER_00: I don't think he understands anything at all about the...
34:07
SPEAKER_00: okay so you remember that video that he was like i don't fucking care i don't know
34:12
SPEAKER_00: i don't want to know what turns you on that's because you have never ever made a
34:15
SPEAKER_00: woman orgasm before in her entire life that's why you don't want to know because
34:19
SPEAKER_03: you're throwing a little tantrum okay i'm sure he thinks he has because women are
34:23
SPEAKER_03: probably just afraid to tell him they haven't right well that's why he doesn't know
34:29
SPEAKER_00: they need to let him they need to tell him
34:32
SPEAKER_00: White people, go talk to your, in quotations, best friend, wife about what to do this weekend.
34:37
SPEAKER_00: Maybe you can take a nice walk around Ikea, enjoy extinction.
34:40
SPEAKER_00: Damn.
34:42
SPEAKER_00: That's so, okay.
34:43
SPEAKER_03: I told you that was going to be a, that was going to be like a whole thing.
34:46
SPEAKER_03: I'll help you scroll the other way.
34:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
34:53
SPEAKER_00: I think it's,
34:54
SPEAKER_00: why is he complaining about nine months to,
34:57
SPEAKER_00: what are you,
34:59
SPEAKER_00: there's no other,
34:59
SPEAKER_00: you can't,
35:00
SPEAKER_00: there's no,
35:01
SPEAKER_00: like,
35:01
SPEAKER_00: control to compare that to.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: That's just what it is.
35:04
SPEAKER_00: There's not, like, this race has a baby in two months.
35:08
SPEAKER_00: Like, you're complaining.
35:09
SPEAKER_03: I mean, rats don't take nine months.
35:11
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know, I mean.
35:13
SPEAKER_00: You see fucking rats?
35:16
SPEAKER_03: I mean, he probably would.
35:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well.
35:17
SPEAKER_03: But, Lila, you're just not pumping out babies as quickly as puppies.
35:21
SPEAKER_00: That's probably the size for him anyway.
35:22
SPEAKER_00: You're just... Condom on.
35:31
SPEAKER_00: Or off.
35:34
SPEAKER_03: So, again, it's the whole package there.
35:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, wow.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: Racism, misogyny.
35:41
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it doesn't get a whole lot more toxic than this.
35:45
SPEAKER_03: And,
35:45
SPEAKER_03: you know,
35:46
SPEAKER_03: he threw in tons and tons of grammar errors and spelling because why make it
35:53
SPEAKER_03: actually readable when you could just make it sound as ignorant as humanly fucking possible?
36:02
SPEAKER_03: Tell me, is this your dream, man?
36:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, absolutely.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: Do you wake up in the morning and think to yourself,
36:08
God,
36:09
SPEAKER_03: I want a man who looks at me and says,
36:12
SPEAKER_03: I want 30 babies out of you.
36:16
SPEAKER_03: Baby maker.
36:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm your king.
36:19
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
36:20
SPEAKER_00: And then I go back to my humongous room with 20 twin beds where all the other wives reside.
36:26
SPEAKER_00: And then we gossip, and we're all pregnant, and...
36:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think actually that's my ideal future.
36:33
SPEAKER_03: I think he's watched Mad Max Fury Road a few too many times.
36:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's definitely watched that a few too many times.
36:43
SPEAKER_00: What does he mean by other races have multiple?
36:45
SPEAKER_00: Is he saying, like, in other cultures it's, like, better to have other, like, what is he even saying?
36:56
SPEAKER_03: Actually, you know what?
36:57
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
36:58
SPEAKER_00: Other races have multiple ovens for bread.
37:00
SPEAKER_03: He's either talking about the fact...
37:03
SPEAKER_03: He's either talking about other species,
37:05
SPEAKER_03: or he's talking about the fact that other cultures are allowed to have more than one.
37:10
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
37:10
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's that.
37:14
SPEAKER_03: And, I don't know, it's got to be, it's got to be, he's got to be talking about Muslims.
37:22
SPEAKER_00: Definitely, he's definitely talking about Muslims.
37:24
SPEAKER_03: Because that's not an Asian thing, that's not an African thing, really, that I know of.
37:30
SPEAKER_00: Some places, but not really.
37:32
SPEAKER_03: I mean, African Muslim countries, but yeah.
37:35
SPEAKER_03: But it's definitely not a Spanish thing, like Latino.
37:38
SPEAKER_00: No, not really.
37:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's not.
37:40
SPEAKER_00: But wasn't he just bitching about them before?
37:43
SPEAKER_00: okay he doesn't know what to he can't choose he just wants he just wants to be able
37:49
SPEAKER_03: to have multiple women and of course you know it only works one way right woman
37:55
SPEAKER_03: woman can never have more than one guy because you know body count and oh polluted
37:59
SPEAKER_03: yada yada yada then that's like a huge thing for them right you know about that
38:04
SPEAKER_03: what that a woman who's been with more than one guy like she's polluted yes they
38:08
SPEAKER_00: love to oh my goodness they love talking about that
38:12
SPEAKER_00: oh sex for women sex is an emotional thing and oh my goodness it's like you know
38:17
SPEAKER_00: how they say oh a part of the guy stays with the woman what the
38:21
SPEAKER_00: How?
38:22
SPEAKER_03: What is that?
38:23
SPEAKER_03: So for our audience,
38:26
SPEAKER_03: if you're not familiar with this,
38:27
SPEAKER_03: there is,
38:28
SPEAKER_03: oh man,
38:29
SPEAKER_03: I think it's,
38:30
SPEAKER_03: do they call it chimera?
38:31
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, whatever it's called.
38:33
SPEAKER_03: Chimera.
38:35
SPEAKER_03: They have utterly mangled the science where a little tiny bit of DNA stays with a
38:45
SPEAKER_03: woman from previous partners.
38:48
SPEAKER_03: And they've decided what this means is
38:50
SPEAKER_03: that if a woman has had sex with three men and she has a baby with the fourth man
38:56
SPEAKER_03: then that child is a mix is a mix of all four men which is not how biology works
39:06
SPEAKER_03: That is not how DNA works in any way, shape, or form.
39:10
SPEAKER_03: But they have convinced themselves that this is how it actually works now.
39:14
SPEAKER_03: That way they can justify pursuing virgins, which means young women.
39:20
SPEAKER_03: The younger, the better.
39:22
SPEAKER_03: This was the sexual market value thing we discussed the last time.
39:25
SPEAKER_03: Or was it the time before?
39:25
SPEAKER_03: I think it was the last time.
39:27
SPEAKER_03: But either way,
39:28
SPEAKER_03: that's the thing we discussed,
39:29
SPEAKER_03: and this is how they justify it,
39:30
SPEAKER_03: and this is how they justify the pedophilia,
39:32
SPEAKER_03: and et cetera,
39:33
SPEAKER_03: et cetera.
39:33
SPEAKER_03: It's all just pieces in a larger jigsaw puzzle of gross, nasty, freakish misogyny.
39:42
SPEAKER_03: Everything leads back to the same thing.
39:45
SPEAKER_03: I get to do what I want with women.
39:49
SPEAKER_03: The younger, the better.
39:50
SPEAKER_00: He will never be happy.
39:53
SPEAKER_00: ever he will let he will never lead a fulfilling life like with this mind like i
40:00
SPEAKER_00: know he like wants how are you can't be enjoying life if you're just i mean even
40:08
SPEAKER_03: even if he got his wish right if he woke up tomorrow and it was handmaid's tale he
40:15
SPEAKER_00: would still be fucking miserable exactly like okay
40:19
SPEAKER_03: But I think that's how they're happy.
40:21
SPEAKER_03: They're happy when they're miserable.
40:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure.
40:23
SPEAKER_03: Right?
40:24
SPEAKER_03: They're happy when they're angry.
40:25
SPEAKER_00: 10,000 reps of nightmares, please.
40:30
SPEAKER_03: All right.
40:34
SPEAKER_03: That's it for Andrew Tate.
40:36
SPEAKER_03: But now for a little bonus, we're going to take a few pot shots at Nick Adams, who's another...
40:44
SPEAKER_03: I don't even know what the hell he is.
40:46
SPEAKER_03: He's either the most laughable clown on the internet or it's the greatest prank ever pulled.
40:52
SPEAKER_03: It's hard to say because his whole shtick, it's similar to Andrew Tate, right?
40:58
SPEAKER_03: His whole thing is, I'm an alpha male, alpha male.
41:03
SPEAKER_03: But he's a doughy 40-year-old grifter who, if you look at him, he screams used car salesman.
41:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:11
SPEAKER_03: Or failed to use car sales.
41:12
SPEAKER_00: Right.
41:12
SPEAKER_03: But somehow he's found success yelling stupid shit online that even stupider people are eating up.
41:18
SPEAKER_00: He looks like he would have balls with stains.
41:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
41:21
SPEAKER_03: I mean, he walks around and you just look at him and it's like, man, that is a man with swamp ass.
41:25
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
41:25
SPEAKER_00: At all times.
41:26
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
41:28
SPEAKER_03: Honestly,
41:28
SPEAKER_03: if he's not completely bold wearing a wig,
41:31
SPEAKER_03: a really bad one,
41:32
SPEAKER_03: in ten years,
41:32
SPEAKER_03: I would be surprised.
41:34
SPEAKER_03: Now, we're only going to do three.
41:36
SPEAKER_03: Because, trust me, that's all we're going to need.
41:38
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
41:38
SPEAKER_00: I actually don't know what I'm going to be looking at.
41:42
SPEAKER_03: We're going to start with the first one.
41:43
SPEAKER_03: The most tame?
41:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:46
SPEAKER_03: We're just going to gradually ease our way in.
41:48
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
41:49
SPEAKER_03: Do you know what he looks like?
41:49
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
41:50
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
41:51
SPEAKER_00: Very well.
41:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:53
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
41:58
Okay.
42:00
SPEAKER_00: The Riz is real.
42:02
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
42:04
SPEAKER_00: I guess you can put this in later.
42:06
SPEAKER_00: He is standing next to a woman.
42:10
SPEAKER_03: His arm is... They're doing the Trump thumb-ups thing.
42:14
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
42:15
SPEAKER_00: There's not even a side hug.
42:17
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
42:18
SPEAKER_00: His arm is right here.
42:21
SPEAKER_00: Clutched to his side.
42:23
SPEAKER_03: He looks like he's afraid to touch her.
42:24
SPEAKER_00: He's so afraid to touch her.
42:27
SPEAKER_00: She was definitely forced to stand next to him.
42:31
SPEAKER_00: And then a little thumbs up.
42:32
SPEAKER_03: This is such an awkward picture.
42:35
SPEAKER_03: It's such a forced, awkward pose.
42:37
SPEAKER_00: And the caption is, the Riz is real.
42:39
SPEAKER_03: Now, please tell the audience what Riz is.
42:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's just a... Okay.
42:45
SPEAKER_00: It's a...
42:47
SPEAKER_03: Do you remember what it's short for?
42:48
SPEAKER_00: Charisma.
42:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:49
SPEAKER_03: I did not know that.
42:51
SPEAKER_03: It took me forever.
42:52
SPEAKER_03: No, I knew, I understood what Riz was supposed to be.
42:54
SPEAKER_00: It just means like game.
42:56
SPEAKER_00: Right.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: But when I finally figured out that it was short for charisma, I was just like, oh, for God's sake.
43:01
SPEAKER_03: I played Dungeons and Dragons.
43:02
SPEAKER_03: How did I not put that together?
43:05
SPEAKER_03: I was so mad about that.
43:06
SPEAKER_03: It's always Anastasia, actually.
43:08
SPEAKER_00: Really?
43:08
SPEAKER_03: She didn't know it was Charisma originally, and then she was just like, why did I not know that?
43:15
SPEAKER_03: It's so obvious, but yes.
43:17
SPEAKER_03: So this is a guy who has no Charisma, and he's like, the Riz is real.
43:22
SPEAKER_03: So I just found that one.
43:24
SPEAKER_00: He looks like his head is shrinking into his body.
43:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and he's wearing a shade of purple that's... It's so bad.
43:30
SPEAKER_03: It's Joker purple.
43:31
SPEAKER_00: It is.
43:32
SPEAKER_00: That's definitely on purpose, too.
43:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like, dude, really?
43:36
SPEAKER_03: You dressed yourself like that today and went out in public on purpose?
43:40
SPEAKER_00: This is the megachurch pastor.
43:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what I say.
43:46
SPEAKER_03: Failed car salesman.
43:47
SPEAKER_00: It's bad.
43:48
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
43:48
SPEAKER_00: It's, like, really bad.
43:49
SPEAKER_03: Okay, we're going to move on.
43:52
SPEAKER_00: That was good.
43:54
SPEAKER_00: Is that another photo of him?
43:57
SPEAKER_03: Okay, this is answering the question.
44:00
SPEAKER_03: Question for men.
44:01
SPEAKER_03: What are your favorite things to do with other men?
44:05
SPEAKER_03: And this is why I can't tell if he's for real or if it's just a joke.
44:12
SPEAKER_00: Pound.
44:13
SPEAKER_00: That's all.
44:13
SPEAKER_00: Just pound.
44:14
SPEAKER_00: Pound ice cold domestic beers.
44:17
SPEAKER_00: Horse around.
44:18
SPEAKER_00: Eat some hot juicy meat.
44:19
SPEAKER_00: What's that mean?
44:20
SPEAKER_00: No, it gets worse.
44:21
SPEAKER_00: It gets worse.
44:22
SPEAKER_00: Talk money.
44:23
SPEAKER_00: Make deals.
44:24
SPEAKER_00: Watch ball.
44:25
SPEAKER_00: Data style wings at Hooters.
44:27
SPEAKER_00: Drive American made trucks.
44:30
SPEAKER_00: Tackle football.
44:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
44:33
SPEAKER_00: Read the Bible.
44:35
SPEAKER_00: Intense force.
44:40
SPEAKER_03: it's all men it is no when he's talking about that he's talking about men yeah he's
44:46
SPEAKER_03: repeatedly talked about him and his foursome and it's men that's so funny he's
44:52
SPEAKER_03: always talking about men when he's talking about foursome oh my god discuss
44:58
SPEAKER_00: alexander the great the lumber section of the hardware store flying first class and
45:04
SPEAKER_00: sourdough bread
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
45:09
SPEAKER_00: So there's horse around.
45:11
SPEAKER_03: Which is already like, uh, okay.
45:13
SPEAKER_03: Eat some hot, juicy meat.
45:15
SPEAKER_00: Hot, juicy meat.
45:17
SPEAKER_03: It's like, okay, you're typing this.
45:21
SPEAKER_03: If you're just saying it off the top of your head, stuff can slip out.
45:26
SPEAKER_03: But you have to type all of this, read it, and then press.
45:31
SPEAKER_00: He's rock fucking hard typing this out.
45:33
Okay.
45:36
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
45:37
SPEAKER_03: It's a little hard to type with one... Well, it depends if he's at a computer or not.
45:40
SPEAKER_03: One hand?
45:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's hard to type with one hand.
45:42
SPEAKER_00: He's having to force him while typing this?
45:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my God, dude.
45:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no!
45:51
SPEAKER_02: I can't make the image go away!
45:54
SPEAKER_02: I can't make it stop!
45:56
SPEAKER_02: He's doing it in his purple jacket!
46:01
SPEAKER_00: Yuck!
46:02
SPEAKER_00: He has chest hair.
46:06
SPEAKER_03: If he did, he probably shaves it, you know, because you want smoothness for an intense foursome.
46:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
46:11
SPEAKER_03: Especially when you're playing tackle football with the foursome.
46:15
SPEAKER_00: There's actually no way.
46:19
SPEAKER_00: This has to be a joke.
46:20
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
46:21
SPEAKER_03: It's like, how is it for real?
46:23
SPEAKER_03: Can it be real?
46:24
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
46:28
SPEAKER_00: I feel like the Hooters wasn't there the first time,
46:30
SPEAKER_00: and then he saw it,
46:30
SPEAKER_00: he read it out,
46:31
SPEAKER_00: and he was like,
46:31
SPEAKER_00: hmm,
46:32
SPEAKER_00: maybe this is a little bit sus,
46:33
SPEAKER_00: and then he threw that in.
46:35
SPEAKER_03: Watch ball.
46:37
SPEAKER_00: Read the Bible.
46:37
SPEAKER_00: Maybe he's a fan of foot play.
46:41
SPEAKER_03: Which part of the Bible is he reading?
46:42
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
46:43
SPEAKER_03: Who knows?
46:47
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
46:47
SPEAKER_00: He really likes the part where Jesus is getting the foot massage.
46:51
SPEAKER_03: I think he just likes the part where Jesus gets nailed.
46:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:53
SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
46:55
SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
46:55
SPEAKER_03: You've got to look at some of the...
46:58
SPEAKER_00: Forcing around with the boys always leads to eating hot, juicy meat.
47:03
SPEAKER_00: You forgot naked Greco-Roman wrestling.
47:06
SPEAKER_00: He would probably say that.
47:08
SPEAKER_00: Being a member of the Admirals Club, eat some smoked horse meat, and then we'll talk.
47:12
SPEAKER_00: Try it with toast and mayo.
47:14
SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
47:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
47:16
SPEAKER_03: All right.
47:18
SPEAKER_03: We're going to go on to this one.
47:19
SPEAKER_03: This is an experience.
47:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
47:23
SPEAKER_03: This is like a small book of...
47:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
47:27
SPEAKER_03: Are you fucking kidding me?
47:28
SPEAKER_00: You think he's going to that training camp?
47:32
SPEAKER_03: You know what?
47:32
SPEAKER_03: I think he could run a seminar at this training camp.
47:34
SPEAKER_03: After reading this, you will understand the true power of Nick Adams, the alpha man.
47:39
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
47:39
SPEAKER_03: All right, this is a whole thing.
47:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
47:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm prowling around the RNC in Milwaukee with a posse of masculine guys in tow.
47:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
47:51
SPEAKER_00: I can't go more than several yards without getting stopped by adoring fans.
47:55
SPEAKER_00: Women are throwing themselves at me from across the convention center and I say no because I'm gay.
47:58
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't say that.
48:01
SPEAKER_00: I've been having a great time, but needed a reprieve from being the center of attention.
48:05
SPEAKER_00: I snuck out from the festivals to link up.
48:07
SPEAKER_00: This is fan fiction.
48:08
SPEAKER_03: To link up with some boys.
48:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it gets so much better.
48:13
SPEAKER_00: I snuck out from the festivities to link up with some boys at a steakhouse and pound some domestics.
48:18
SPEAKER_00: I mean, every other line just sounds so homoerotic.
48:24
SPEAKER_00: I was whisked off to the best booth in the house, got settled in, and then they all ate me out.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just kidding.
48:30
SPEAKER_00: And ordered for the table as any real man would.
48:35
SPEAKER_00: After ordering over 15 pounds of steak,
48:38
SPEAKER_00: a beautiful plate of calamari,
48:39
SPEAKER_00: and several other sides,
48:40
SPEAKER_00: I saw a tall,
48:41
SPEAKER_00: athletic black man...
48:42
SPEAKER_00: There's no way.
48:43
SPEAKER_00: There's no way!
48:45
SPEAKER_00: He's about to describe the sweat glistening on his forehead.
48:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
48:51
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
48:52
SPEAKER_00: An athletic black man sitting at a nearby table...
48:55
SPEAKER_00: It took me a moment, but I quickly realized he was a star player for the NBA's Milwaukee Bucks.
49:00
SPEAKER_00: I locked in and gathered that he was engrossed in a deep discussion about President
49:08
SPEAKER_00: Trump and the 2024 election.
49:09
SPEAKER_00: President Trump.
49:12
SPEAKER_00: The NBA all-star was deeply moved by President Trump's courage in the face of an assassin's bullet.
49:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is recent.
49:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
49:18
SPEAKER_00: And wanted to be all in for Trump 2024.
49:21
SPEAKER_00: He was discussing campaign contributions with his financial advisor over dinner.
49:26
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
49:27
SPEAKER_00: I ascertained he was on the precipice of a major donation, so I took the initiative and stepped in.
49:32
SPEAKER_00: This is in quotations.
49:34
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't help but overhear your conversation, I said.
49:36
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this is... It's just fair fanfic.
49:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:39
SPEAKER_03: For himself.
49:40
SPEAKER_03: He wrote fanfic for himself.
49:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:41
SPEAKER_03: What is that called?
49:43
SPEAKER_00: Self-insert.
49:44
SPEAKER_00: There you go.
49:45
SPEAKER_00: There it is.
49:45
SPEAKER_00: Self-insert fanfiction.
49:47
SPEAKER_00: Extending my hand to the player.
49:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm Donald Trump's favorite author and a major bundler for his campaign.
49:54
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to tell you why you should donate to the campaign.
49:56
SPEAKER_00: He invited me to sit, and I gave him an impassioned plea for our country and our president.
50:02
SPEAKER_00: A few moments later,
50:03
SPEAKER_00: we had struck a deal for the largest legally allowable donation for the president's campaign.
50:07
SPEAKER_00: In quotations.
50:08
SPEAKER_00: I'll let you get back to your food soon, but it's time for some real talk.
50:12
SPEAKER_00: How big is your dick?
50:13
SPEAKER_00: He doesn't say that.
50:15
SPEAKER_00: I told him.
50:16
SPEAKER_00: Your, what is that?
50:17
SPEAKER_03: Your three-point percent.
50:18
SPEAKER_00: Okay, your three-point percent has been under 40% for three years straight now.
50:22
SPEAKER_00: I think your base is a little off from deep.
50:25
SPEAKER_00: I pulled some clips on my phone.
50:27
SPEAKER_00: I pulled up some clips on my phone, and we broke down some film and worked out the issue.
50:31
SPEAKER_03: Because he knows all about professional basketball.
50:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's a pro.
50:34
SPEAKER_00: He's a pro.
50:38
SPEAKER_00: He thanked me profusely and dat me up like a brother.
50:41
SPEAKER_03: In quotes.
50:42
SPEAKER_00: Yo.
50:43
SPEAKER_00: Before I returned to my table,
50:45
SPEAKER_00: I received a hero's welcome from my boys at the table just as the food arrived.
50:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh, and now we get to the really good stuff.
50:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
50:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm excited.
50:53
SPEAKER_00: I'm excited.
50:54
SPEAKER_00: The meat was, oh, wow.
50:56
SPEAKER_00: The meat was coming out slowly because the waitress,
50:58
SPEAKER_00: the waitress,
50:59
SPEAKER_00: Charissa,
51:00
SPEAKER_00: was being a bit lackadaisical.
51:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's a word you don't see too often.
51:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
51:06
SPEAKER_00: So I got into her.
51:08
SPEAKER_00: Sweetheart, you're going to make a man very unhappy someday.
51:11
SPEAKER_00: I said authoritatively.
51:15
SPEAKER_00: I just closed a major deal and have worked up quite an appetite.
51:18
SPEAKER_00: Put some pep in your step.
51:21
SPEAKER_00: She blushed and apologized for her lethargy.
51:30
SPEAKER_00: After we finished our food, she came back to check in.
51:33
SPEAKER_00: I recognized you from TV, Mr. Adams, she said, leaning in with a smile.
51:36
SPEAKER_00: I have to say, you're even more of an alpha male in person.
51:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this happened.
51:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, no, this 100% definitely happened.
51:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to apologize.
51:48
SPEAKER_00: What?
51:50
SPEAKER_00: why is he okay I'm not going to apologize I fired back I got stuck into you okay I
51:55
SPEAKER_00: got stuck into you earlier because you needed it it wasn't personal it wasn't maybe
52:00
SPEAKER_03: that's like an Australian thing yeah he's Australian or he was Australian it wasn't
52:05
SPEAKER_00: because I wanted to hurt your feelings it was because I wanted you to be better I
52:08
SPEAKER_00: corrected you for your own good
52:10
SPEAKER_00: I am so appreciative of Mr. Adams.
52:13
SPEAKER_00: I love that you're doing the voices.
52:15
SPEAKER_00: She said as she put her hand on my arm.
52:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh, she did that.
52:19
SPEAKER_00: She really did that.
52:22
SPEAKER_00: I wanted to let you know that I took care of your check.
52:24
SPEAKER_00: You shouldn't have to pay for my slothfulness.
52:27
SPEAKER_03: Mind you, what was it?
52:28
SPEAKER_03: 15 pounds of steak?
52:29
SPEAKER_00: 15 pounds of steak.
52:30
SPEAKER_03: 15 pounds of steak.
52:31
SPEAKER_03: So that's like hundreds and hundreds of dollars out of a waitress's paycheck she just gave up.
52:38
SPEAKER_03: Because, you know...
52:39
SPEAKER_00: This is really manly letting a woman pay for you, fucking cock.
52:44
SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
52:44
SPEAKER_00: You're right.
52:46
SPEAKER_00: I shouldn't.
52:47
SPEAKER_00: I said with a twinkle in my eye.
52:48
SPEAKER_00: What the hell?
52:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
52:51
SPEAKER_00: But I like that I didn't have to ask.
52:52
SPEAKER_00: You're a woman of action.
52:54
SPEAKER_00: I'd really love to learn more from you.
52:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, no, no.
52:57
SPEAKER_03: Wait, wait.
52:58
SPEAKER_03: You didn't do that right.
52:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm sorry.
53:00
SPEAKER_03: I'd really love to...
53:02
SPEAKER_00: learn more from you.
53:04
SPEAKER_00: She said playfully.
53:06
SPEAKER_00: Look, I've gotta get back to the convention to support my president.
53:10
SPEAKER_00: If you'd like to tag along and see what you can absorb from me this evening, you're welcome to.
53:15
SPEAKER_00: i said with a twinkle in my eye again again he's a really twinkly guy twink yeah
53:20
SPEAKER_00: he's let's say he's definitely got a twinkle yeah she was shocked uh i'd love to
53:27
SPEAKER_00: but i'm in the middle of my shift she stammered i was unmoved you're either in or
53:33
SPEAKER_03: you're out meanwhile she was the one that started flirting with him so now she's
53:36
SPEAKER_00: shocked this is still going oh my goodness yeah oh yeah this is a book he really is
53:40
SPEAKER_00: this oh it's almost done okay
53:41
SPEAKER_00: No, dang it.
53:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
53:43
SPEAKER_00: I stood up and made a beeline for the door with my crew following close behind,
53:48
SPEAKER_00: not looking behind me for a second.
53:49
SPEAKER_00: I was about to step into my car when I heard a voice shouting my name in the distance.
53:52
SPEAKER_00: I saw Charissa sprinting down the sidewalk to me,
53:55
SPEAKER_00: only slowing to throw her apron into the trash bin on the sidewalk she was in.
54:02
SPEAKER_00: And then they all clapped.
54:03
SPEAKER_03: Slow, no, slow clap.
54:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, right.
54:09
SPEAKER_03: I mean, come on.
54:10
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
54:11
SPEAKER_00: That happened.
54:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
54:13
SPEAKER_03: No.
54:13
SPEAKER_03: Excuse me.
54:14
SPEAKER_03: There was a witness.
54:16
SPEAKER_03: It's true.
54:16
SPEAKER_03: That's what happened.
54:19
SPEAKER_00: Big content guy.
54:20
SPEAKER_00: He was one of the people at the table.
54:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, definitely.
54:23
SPEAKER_03: Definitely.
54:24
SPEAKER_03: I mean,
54:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm waiting for one of the NBA players from the Bucs to come out and be like,
54:28
SPEAKER_03: oh,
54:28
SPEAKER_03: yeah,
54:29
SPEAKER_03: it was me.
54:30
SPEAKER_03: I was there.
54:31
SPEAKER_00: Right.
54:31
SPEAKER_00: His crew is all femboys wearing G-strings.
54:36
SPEAKER_00: My crew, let's go.
54:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
54:39
SPEAKER_03: Tell me, did that not just change your life?
54:42
SPEAKER_00: I moved.
54:43
SPEAKER_00: Seriously.
54:43
SPEAKER_03: Do you not want to change your name to Charissa and go work?
54:46
SPEAKER_00: And then quit my job to follow Nick Adams?
54:50
SPEAKER_03: I mean, is he not just most alpha of alpha males?
54:53
SPEAKER_00: I think so.
54:54
SPEAKER_03: I mean,
54:54
SPEAKER_03: honestly,
54:54
SPEAKER_03: if you put him and Andrew Tate into the same room at the same time,
55:02
SPEAKER_03: one of them would have to kill the other.
55:03
SPEAKER_03: They just could not coexist at the same time.
55:06
SPEAKER_00: I think maybe there'd probably be sex first, but yeah.
55:12
SPEAKER_03: But which one of them would have the baby?
55:14
SPEAKER_00: Nick.
55:15
SPEAKER_03: You think Nick would have the babies?
55:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:17
SPEAKER_03: But would he have multiple babies?
55:20
SPEAKER_00: In seven months.
55:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely.
55:23
SPEAKER_03: Nick Adams is so alpha, he would pump out ten babies in seven months.
55:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to write an Alpha Omega M-Preg fanfiction about Andrew Tate and Nick Adams.
55:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
55:39
SPEAKER_03: Tell me that was the most amazing thing you've ever read.
55:42
SPEAKER_00: That was so good.
55:43
SPEAKER_00: I think that was probably the best piece of literature I've ever laid eyes on.
55:50
SPEAKER_03: Still a better love story than Twilight.
55:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
55:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I read that and I was like... I want to read his books.
56:00
SPEAKER_00: That's not a joke.
56:01
SPEAKER_03: I would actually... Because you know they have to be ten times as wild as that.
56:06
SPEAKER_00: It has to be a joke.
56:08
SPEAKER_03: Right?
56:10
SPEAKER_03: It has to be a Poe.
56:11
SPEAKER_03: It has to be.
56:12
SPEAKER_03: It just... No one can write this and be serious about it.
56:17
SPEAKER_03: Like...
56:18
SPEAKER_03: You know what the scary thing is?
56:19
SPEAKER_03: What?
56:20
SPEAKER_03: You know there's people who read that and be like... Yeah!
56:23
SPEAKER_03: This is 100% real.
56:26
SPEAKER_03: My God.
56:27
SPEAKER_00: This is slam poetry.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: Imagine him in front of a microphone reading this out.
56:32
SPEAKER_03: In the purple.
56:33
SPEAKER_00: In the purple.
56:33
SPEAKER_00: In the purple.
56:34
SPEAKER_00: In the most ill-fitting...
56:36
SPEAKER_03: I know.
56:37
SPEAKER_03: These people, this is like the worst fashion.
56:39
SPEAKER_00: It's really bad.
56:40
SPEAKER_03: Not for nothing, Andrew Tate's a piece of shit, but at least he looks good in his clothes.
56:45
SPEAKER_03: His clothes fit him properly.
56:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:47
SPEAKER_03: You know, at least he knows how to fucking dress.
56:50
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what this guy's doing.
56:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is crazy.
56:52
SPEAKER_00: This is actually... Okay.
56:59
SPEAKER_00: I like that he took a break from,
57:00
SPEAKER_00: like,
57:02
SPEAKER_00: I like that it's not just like,
57:03
SPEAKER_00: oh,
57:03
SPEAKER_00: this woman flirted with me and I attract all the ladies.
57:06
SPEAKER_00: It's like I talked to a basketball player and fixed his entire career, too.
57:11
SPEAKER_03: I know.
57:12
SPEAKER_03: He just single-handedly saved the entire Bucs season.
57:15
SPEAKER_00: Dang, I didn't know he was chill like that.
57:18
SPEAKER_03: When you're a real alpha male, there's no problem you can't fix with just your cell phone.
57:23
SPEAKER_00: You know what he said to him?
57:25
SPEAKER_00: So what you're going to do, you're going to put the ball into the basket.
57:28
SPEAKER_00: You're going to not miss.
57:29
SPEAKER_03: Without hitting the, you know, nothing but net.
57:33
SPEAKER_03: That's how you win.
57:34
SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much, Nick Adams.
57:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my goodness, I've never heard this advice before in my entire life.
57:38
SPEAKER_00: I will be so much better after this.
57:40
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
57:41
SPEAKER_03: Brother.
57:42
SPEAKER_00: Brother.
57:44
SPEAKER_03: Word.
57:45
SPEAKER_03: Word up, yo.
57:47
SPEAKER_00: That was a dap up, if you can tell.
57:48
SPEAKER_03: Dap, dap, yo.
57:50
SPEAKER_03: All right.
57:50
SPEAKER_03: We're going to wrap this up.
57:51
SPEAKER_03: We're closing in on an hour.
57:52
SPEAKER_03: Lila.
57:53
SPEAKER_00: Really?
57:53
SPEAKER_00: Damn.
57:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
57:55
SPEAKER_03: We just let these get away from us because we're just having too much fun.
57:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my gosh.
58:00
SPEAKER_03: Lila, thank you very much for another delightful podcast.
58:03
SPEAKER_00: I had fun.
58:05
SPEAKER_03: Say goodbye to our, I'm sorry, your audience.
58:07
SPEAKER_03: Say goodbye to your audience.
58:08
SPEAKER_00: Bye.
58:09
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58:10
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