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ROASTING Nantucket sitting in rocking chairs · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Stoopy radio, just hopping around Nantucket and now I find
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  Speaker 1: myself in rocking chairs out front of the place we're
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  Speaker 1: staying with with one of my good friends, Vick Henley Vic.
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  Speaker 2: This is this is quite the spot man.
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  Speaker 3: We're at the beach side Nanchuck It.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah place so you can find it on Instagram and
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  Speaker 4: on Facebook and Twitter and everything. And yes, but you're
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  Speaker 4: in rocking chairs contemplating on They have bikes if you
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  Speaker 4: want to just get a bike and go on a
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  Speaker 4: bike rind. If you want a chair, they give you
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  Speaker 4: the chairy and go to the beach one hundred yards
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  Speaker 4: that way as the beach.
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  Speaker 1: We should do a quick advertisement because this place is
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  Speaker 1: really awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It has a nice pool.
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  Speaker 1: It's family oriented this place, and all the rooms kind
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  Speaker 1: of face around the pool, so it's very social. And
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  Speaker 1: then yeah, you can rent bikes. And then the nearest
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  Speaker 1: beach I think is only a mile or two found
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  Speaker 1: here now.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably two hundred yards down here. Isn't really that
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  Speaker 3: Quety's Beach is two hundred yards Is it a nice beach?
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  Speaker 3: It's great beach. Yeah, I don't literally. There's a beach bar,
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  Speaker 3: food everything right there, right down there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, because less times in Nantucket. I was just
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  Speaker 1: talking to my wife about this. I think it's been
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  Speaker 1: like twelve years, maybe longer out. Yeah, I used to
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  Speaker 1: love coming to this place when I lived in Boston
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  Speaker 1: and we used to rent mopeds. Sure, and when me
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  Speaker 1: and my wife were dating, we rented the mopeds and went.
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  Speaker 4: To like the far beaches surf Shot.
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  Speaker 3: Surf Shot is my favorite one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Cisco Brewery if you're plugging things, Cisco Brewer, which
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  Speaker 4: they'd make vodka and beer. They're the island ruler of
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  Speaker 4: anything alcoholic and it's delicious. Yeah, and uh, Cisco Brewery
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  Speaker 4: is on the way to surf Shod and uh that's
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  Speaker 4: a great beach.
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  Speaker 3: And Madeket beaches are also great.
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  Speaker 1: So the surf side of the one where the surfers
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  Speaker 1: are yes, okay, so well you know, fair enough, but
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of hyakers are fair enough, but there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of uh, there's a lot of surfing that
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  Speaker 1: goes on on the island. So no, is it like
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  Speaker 1: the main one? Yes, all right, that's the one I
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  Speaker 1: went to with my mope, with my wife.
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  Speaker 2: And it was also when.
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  Speaker 1: I learned that I'm not uh uh an athlete. Anymore
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  Speaker 1: on that level because I went in with just a
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  Speaker 1: boogie board. The waves are ridiculously big, yeah, and it's
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  Speaker 1: exciting and if you got youth on your side, you
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  Speaker 1: can more than handle it. But you're a little older
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  Speaker 1: on a on a.
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  Speaker 3: On you learned that day on board where I.
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  Speaker 1: Did because I was breathing really heavy.
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  Speaker 2: I was really working.
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  Speaker 1: Very hard on that beach that day, and I came
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  Speaker 1: out of the surf remembering, Man, that was one of
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  Speaker 1: the first signs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, man, I'm getting old.
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  Speaker 1: I used to do this in my sleep and not
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  Speaker 1: even think twice back on Long Island.
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  Speaker 4: You're still better than me because at my peak fitness,
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  Speaker 4: at whatever the age that was twenty two, I couldn't
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  Speaker 4: even write a boogie board.
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  Speaker 3: So the fact that you have no balance, I can't skate,
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  Speaker 3: I'm an idiot. I fall down.
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  Speaker 1: I Well, you don't need to bounce for a boogie board.
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  Speaker 4: You need you need to not be able to step
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  Speaker 4: on it and fall flat on your ass every time
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  Speaker 4: you put one foot on it.
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  Speaker 2: No, no boogie boards.
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  Speaker 3: You're you mean the one you hold the glad?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, I wasn't doing anything crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Totument the one you throw in you run to jump
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  Speaker 3: on it and slid.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, but oh the skimmers yeah, okay, yeah, the skimmers
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  Speaker 1: are a little rough.
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  Speaker 2: You could you could absolutely break a hip at our age.
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  Speaker 2: Try the skimmers.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's just a boogiey board. But the waves are
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  Speaker 1: are pretty tremendous and then far out too, so you
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  Speaker 1: get you get tossed around a lot, and and you
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  Speaker 1: got to be in pretty damn good shape.
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  Speaker 4: There's two sandbars here lately, down here at Jennie's, so
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  Speaker 4: about thirty forty yards off shores one sandbar and then
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  Speaker 4: another fifty yards beyond that's another one.
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  Speaker 3: So it's all I've been watching for the past couple
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  Speaker 3: of days.
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  Speaker 4: Is it's weird to look so far out and see
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  Speaker 4: like a five year old bopping around.
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  Speaker 3: It's only ankle deep.
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  Speaker 2: I love all of and then took it.
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  Speaker 1: Also, I remember, man, if you want to see sharks,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, wow, they're they're whistling a lot on some
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  Speaker 1: of the beaches, on the outskirts.
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  Speaker 3: They have them on the T shirt for a reason.
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  Speaker 3: They own it, they told me. But they're there. Where
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  Speaker 3: there are seals, there are sharks, right.
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  Speaker 4: And so my buddy Matt, he was swimming where he's
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  Speaker 4: staying the other day, he and his girl, and he
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  Speaker 4: was hardly anybody who was in the ocean. And he
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  Speaker 4: looked over and he thought it was his girlfriend behind him,
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  Speaker 4: and a seal just swim right behind, like touched his shoulder,
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  Speaker 4: swam right by him.
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  Speaker 3: So cool, he goes, I wanted to retacle. They'll bite,
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  Speaker 3: you know, they will bite.
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  Speaker 2: They're mean, They're very mean.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had no idea, and he's he's sort of
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  Speaker 4: from the cave, but he'd never been that close to one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a marine biologist, but I think I would
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  Speaker 1: rather swim close to a shark than a seal. Who knows,
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  Speaker 1: because sharks, for the most part, they only bite because
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  Speaker 1: they bump into you and they got to know what
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  Speaker 1: you are, so they take a taste. Right, I think
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  Speaker 1: seals would absolutely attack you just right.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe someone.
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  Speaker 1: Could correct me on that, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: All I had was the Jeopardy idiot me. Fact of
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  Speaker 4: the difference between the seal and the sea lion. Ah,
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  Speaker 4: sea lion has a little tiny ears, right, seals have
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  Speaker 4: no ears.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know, so that's it. But the sea lion.
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  Speaker 3: That's the main. That's how you tell is little they're
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  Speaker 3: gonna have a little tiny here. The sea lion has a.
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  Speaker 1: Little bit of which one looks like a UFC fighter, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: both of them.
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  Speaker 3: The seal because he has no ears to go with
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  Speaker 3: the seal.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're looking at a tough guy when you
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  Speaker 1: know they had the college follower years.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you don't want to mess with that.
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  Speaker 4: No. My buddy Greg Warren was a wrestler and all
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  Speaker 4: Americans at University Missouri the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: One of his is just completely just a mess. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: he's got jokes about it. He's real funny about it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: got all kinds of.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, those guys they walk around and that's like
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  Speaker 1: that's a sign of I don't know, pride.
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  Speaker 4: I guess it's like the hockey player. If you're not
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  Speaker 4: missing anything, you ain't playing any hockey, right, right, you
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  Speaker 4: got to be at least one So absolutely, you know,
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  Speaker 4: oh absolutely, what are you coming in here with a
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  Speaker 4: full set of top.
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  Speaker 1: Of what's up with the flowers? Man?
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  Speaker 3: I drained his baby. We were talking about this the
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  Speaker 3: other day a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: So the pink and we have we have two colors
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  Speaker 4: on one bush we have, we have three.
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  Speaker 3: We have pink, the purple, and the blue.
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  Speaker 1: What's the big deal if you got to pink, the purple,
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  Speaker 1: and the blue.
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  Speaker 4: Because they're supposed to all be usually all come out
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  Speaker 4: one color, one bush and so, but if you got
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  Speaker 4: the right yard, man, you can get all the colors
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  Speaker 4: on one bush.
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  Speaker 1: Which so is that a rich status symbol? To make
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  Speaker 1: sure you got all three colors?
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  Speaker 3: I think when your bush, yeah, how much you got?
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  Speaker 4: You think there's spending money on your landscape, and look
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  Speaker 4: what I've got just turns into it like everything in
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  Speaker 4: this island turns into a one upsman.
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  Speaker 1: Sure somehow, I don't think there's a house on this
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  Speaker 1: island that's less than a million dollars, even this little
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  Speaker 1: tiny shock, especially close to town. I was looking at
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  Speaker 1: some you know, you walk by those real estate places
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  Speaker 1: with the pictures on.
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  Speaker 2: The on the glass.
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  Speaker 1: There's thirty forty million dollar estates here, and they probably
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  Speaker 1: go way higher than that.
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  Speaker 4: Right, they'll tear they'll tire down a thirty million dollar
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  Speaker 4: house to put up a sixty million dollars. Wow, just
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  Speaker 4: level it instead of adding it on and just turning
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  Speaker 4: your thirty into a sixty, Right, tire, the whole thing
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  Speaker 4: down the ground Bill something to on the.
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  Speaker 1: Spot, and I bet you the you know, the real
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  Speaker 1: estate people here, they just go. They just make up
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  Speaker 1: a number. Sure because your clientele here they don't care.
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  Speaker 1: They don't look at the price tech.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite thing about this is when you meet somebody,
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  Speaker 4: the last name is usually the last name, like if
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  Speaker 4: you hey, my name is Bill Campbell. Oh, as of
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  Speaker 4: Campbell soup. Oh, they're every time you meet someone the
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  Speaker 4: other day. Flynn had lunch the other day with I
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  Speaker 4: think Fred Wrigley. The Wrigley family owns the Cubs, right
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  Speaker 4: and you know everything.
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  Speaker 1: But if you know what Wriglely anywhere else in the world,
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  Speaker 1: he wouldn't even consider that it would be them here. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: they're the They're the main.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, my name is Dan Reynolds, as in rentals right right,
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  Speaker 4: every time went in out, Yes, it's them.
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  Speaker 3: It's basically how it goes. It's so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The one thing I love about Nantucket I forgot all
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  Speaker 1: about this too, is all the vintage jeeps that everyone has,
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  Speaker 1: and they're all different. I was walking around with Carl
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  Speaker 1: when we were checking about Carl's been taking pictures of
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  Speaker 1: all the all the jeeps, every every other one is
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  Speaker 1: like extremely unique and different. If you go to his
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  Speaker 1: Instagram suport Chef, he posted a lot of the pictures,
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  Speaker 1: or you can google image it. It's definitely worth doing
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  Speaker 1: because you're looking at jeeps that look brand new, that
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  Speaker 1: are from like the seventies, the sixties.
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  Speaker 3: Probably from ESPN. It's his joke, but he always goes.
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  Speaker 4: He calls it the gang warfare, and he's like, it's
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  Speaker 4: the range Rovers versus the land Rovers.
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  Speaker 3: That's gang warfare on man Tucket. This is not the
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  Speaker 3: grips in the blood.
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  Speaker 2: He's not.
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  Speaker 3: Bob's got.
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  Speaker 4: Bob's other great line is uh he we have a
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  Speaker 4: three New York comics and three Boston comics on the
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  Speaker 4: Saturday Night show here we talked to SmackDown.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Bob host.
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  Speaker 3: Every year for.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna be dead, sir, No kidding.
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  Speaker 3: The road runs out right there, so I don't know where.
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  Speaker 2: He thinks he was flying by.
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  Speaker 1: He's about to hit, saying I used to feel sorry
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  Speaker 1: for those motorcycle crashes, but then you know you're living enough,
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  Speaker 1: and you see those guys. We've been in and out
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  Speaker 1: of traffic going ninety one hundred miles an hour.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm starting to think that.
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  Speaker 1: They cause their own deaths in most cases. No problem.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's controversial. I shouldn't say.
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  Speaker 3: That, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Don't be crazy on anything, right, And then I don't
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  Speaker 4: feel if I feel bad for you if it's an accident,
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  Speaker 4: but if you're the guy standing on one foot and
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  Speaker 4: trying to do it weedy at ninety miles an hour.
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  Speaker 3: With no helmet, Yeah then okay, fine.
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  Speaker 2: Those videos are pretty cool to show.
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  Speaker 3: They're amazing, kind of cool. I agree, yes, but it
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  Speaker 3: makes me nervous.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that Evil can Evil horse shit?
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  Speaker 2: The other night? I thought it was in your wheelhouse.
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  Speaker 4: I thought about it, and then I enjoyed watching the
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  Speaker 4: trailers for it and seeing the original crash and all
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  Speaker 4: the bones that he broke and everything they pointed out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: of course I figured he'd make it. Astrodo's done a
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  Speaker 4: lot of crazy things. I figured it'd be all right.
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  Speaker 1: He has, and you got to give him a credit
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  Speaker 1: for that. But those three evil Canevel jumps, they were
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  Speaker 1: basic and easy because it's all science now. Certainly, when
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  Speaker 1: Evil Cadiebral did it, we all watched because we knew
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  Speaker 1: he was going to crash, and Evil Kniebel understood the
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  Speaker 1: crash was really important, right, And the ramps he used,
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  Speaker 1: like Evil Knievel had much narrower ramps. Now they're using
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  Speaker 1: these ramps where they're as wide as like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: a landing strip.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and the material the yeah, the physics, the engineering,
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  Speaker 4: the materials, it's forty five years more modern, so really
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  Speaker 4: reduces I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, Evil Knevel had experts for the time, but they
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  Speaker 1: didn't have computers and all that, and a lot of
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  Speaker 1: times it was like, I don't know, I guess if
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  Speaker 1: you can get it up to seventy five miles an
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  Speaker 1: hour when it hit that ramp, we should be good,
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  Speaker 1: we hope, And yeah, there was a lot of we
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  Speaker 1: should be.
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  Speaker 4: I still love that movie, the old movie from the
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  Speaker 4: segment George Hamill. I love it in the cheesy bad Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: of course you stay. He's standing at the beginning of something.
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  Speaker 4: I was still my brother thought it was cool that
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  Speaker 4: he would somewhere in the first five minutes he's standing
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  Speaker 4: there and he's like, you know, the.
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  Speaker 3: Fear is not in my vocabulary.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta see that again.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's awful like you said, but but I mean
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  Speaker 4: he's jeesey seventies bad.
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  Speaker 3: I think in a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Yea.
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  Speaker 2: Evil was the best stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Bobby Canevel, but that was his name and Robbie's his son.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know, they didn't even mention, uh, Robbie can Eevil,
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  Speaker 1: which I thought, and he did all of this. Joe did, yes, yes, easily.
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  Speaker 4: I think I didn't think that was that new a
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  Speaker 4: thing for Astrona because I thought Robbie Canievel had.
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  Speaker 1: All Robbie did all the jumps, but how they spun
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  Speaker 1: that was like, you know, well these jumps they didn't
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  Speaker 1: even mention my name, but they're like, well, these jumps
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  Speaker 1: may have been done since you have a can eevil,
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  Speaker 1: but they haven't. No one used the equipment. That's kind
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  Speaker 1: of close to when Evil did it, like the bike
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  Speaker 1: was heavier and all that.
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  Speaker 4: But that's the difference between being you know, Evil and Robbie. Right,
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  Speaker 4: you just never even though you're doing it, you know,
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  Speaker 4: will be Don hoss Son, John Hope, Well, yes, trying
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  Speaker 4: to be the King of Hawaii.
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  Speaker 3: There's only one done.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 1: I mean Robbie's jumps were more impressive, I think so,
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  Speaker 1: but but he had. He had science and computers on
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  Speaker 1: his side, and that's what that's why you know he
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  Speaker 1: wasn't as successful as his dad, I think, And I
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  Speaker 1: don't think he had any major crashes, did he? I don't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: Possibly, you think Evil Knevil and you see the slow
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  Speaker 1: motion the footage of him going over the handlebars, the.
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  Speaker 4: Legs going you really can see every bone in both
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  Speaker 4: of his legs breaking, shattering like glass. And then the
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  Speaker 4: one at the Cow Palace in San Francisco is also
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  Speaker 4: another class.
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  Speaker 2: Course.
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  Speaker 3: Those are the seizures in the Cow Palace, I think
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  Speaker 3: are the two.
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  Speaker 1: I think the Cow Palace was the one where the
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  Speaker 1: bike kind of I think so, I think that's the
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  Speaker 1: slow motion one where the bike had a mind of
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  Speaker 1: its own. It's like, oh, you think this is bad evil,
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  Speaker 1: Watch what the bike does now, just just tumbles over
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  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of times. But then when you think
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  Speaker 1: Robbie caniebel you don't have any memory of a classic
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  Speaker 1: of classic crash.
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  Speaker 3: I remember setiling through the iron landing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, basically, well were you saying before the motorcycle guy
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  Speaker 1: went by it, we went off on a tangent. The comics.
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  Speaker 2: Bos said, did you finish that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I was no, I was gonna say, Bob leeve we
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  Speaker 3: were talking about the game.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I know Bob. Bob's Bob's jokes. He hosts
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  Speaker 4: for us and he is his main joke. And he wait,
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  Speaker 4: he won't do it every year. He saved it like
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  Speaker 4: a good comic. He waits a couple of years and
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  Speaker 4: they'll bring it back out. But he's like, all, welcome
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  Speaker 4: to Nantucket for the annual running.
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  Speaker 3: Of the White People.
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  Speaker 4: He has the and he has the gang Warfares, not
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  Speaker 4: the crips in the boods. It's the land Rovers versus
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  Speaker 4: the range Rovers. And then I'm trying to think of
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  Speaker 4: the other one. But he's got Yeah, he's got three
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  Speaker 4: or four good staples. He's a great guy, and it
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  Speaker 4: was funny the other night ESPN has the work doesn't
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  Speaker 4: have the World Cup for the first time ever. So
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: Bob the voice of soccer and America for thirty five years.
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  Speaker 4: He's antsy, he's got nothing, so it's funny to watch him.
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  Speaker 4: And he wants to be mean to the people on Fox,
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  Speaker 4: but he's so nice and classy that but he's still
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: it's funny to watch me.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: That was his kiy, Yes, that was his.
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: So asked him, I'm like, are you watching this when
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: it first started three weeks ago?
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: I go, I mean for go.
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: First of all, am I the eight hundred person that
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: has asked you are you watching this?
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And then and are you yeah?
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: And he wrote a six hundred and forty third as me,
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: and he was jam but I'm watching on Telemundo.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: And I go, me too, because I do try to
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: watch a lot of the game.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: I'm telling them, but why watch on? Tell them just
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: because they're more exciting?
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they know more about the game, They're more informative.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: But you're real Spanish.
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: Bob knows enough that he can actually listen, okay, and
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: so I don't care. I know KBS that means head right,
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: you figure that out.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: So why do you like soccer so much?
• 13:36
  Speaker 5: I still can't get into it.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: I watch a little World Cup like everyone else, and
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: then when the world comes over, I say to myself,
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna start watching more.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Was that Ron White on a moped.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Holding his hat as he goes into town?
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: I'm serious, that was Ron White.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: He had his hat on yesterday when we saw him
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: totally possibly.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Roun Wait, I just went by on a moped holding
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: his hat so it doesn't blow away.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: Was there anybody else on it with him? No? Oh,
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know that.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: It might not have been.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Well this well you know what these are a hotshat
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: drab and then yes, okay, well there's a lot of
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: guys on Nantucket that look exactly like so that could.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Have been anybody.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: But he had a huge beach hat that it was
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: probably a thousand dollars hat that this guy was holding
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: down as he flew by us on a boat.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: Pat those shoes, remember those shoes we saw him and
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: they had on the other there. They are one of
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: the kind he bought him in town. And the dude
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: makes them out of rugs. So the dude deliverly chops
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: something these rugs.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: It looks like he makes them out of rugs.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: It's it's exactly what she said.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: There's nothing special about those shoes they wear.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: They're all different because it's all different rugs that the
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: guy's cutting up.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: So no pair is the same technically.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Because how much do you think he paid for those words?
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Telling dollars?
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: I would guess that one.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: And they looked terrible, but none of us were braving
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: enough to tell them.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: But he explained it perfectly. You remember what he said.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he only he buys the crazy tacking stuff
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: and only wears it in the place, right, and then
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: he'll probably never wear again.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Will he take it home with him or will he
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: just leave it? Who knows?
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: He does a lot of both. I've seen him a
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: callback and have things shipped to him. I've seen him
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: everything about something else again.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean he has very disposable lifestyle.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: You you wanted off last night and we continued our
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: journey and Carl and Sharrod were wearing the terry cloth
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Nantucket hoodies and so they decide.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I needed one.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: True. So they're expensive, man, They're like one hundred dollars.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: You know, I care about, like like money and not
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: being ripped off and stuff. It's an expensive hoodie and
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: it was bought just so we could all have the
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: hoodies on at the same time for one picture. And
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I'll never wear this thing again. I'm gonna bring it home.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: But I don't even think my wife will wear it.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: I saw it.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: It really is soft and nice.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Mean we looked like a very aging boy band member when.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: I walked in the When I walked in the bar
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: and you saw it, Yes, that's exactly what I thought.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: I'm like, Okay, if I had one of these, that
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: really would now there would be four just sad old man.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: It makes sense for the Instagram, not so much in
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: the bar so much.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Carl was doing okay.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: There was a Bachelor red party going on, and I
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: was like, where's Carl and Torod?
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Just Shrod?
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: But who was standing in front of the DJ?
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: I think, Oh no, Shrod was holding Courts yelling.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Over to tell him the DJ what to play. Also,
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: oh he was yeah, I think so and holding court
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Rod's a lot of fun man. Then and then Carl
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: was right in the middle of like seven of these girls. Yeah,
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: you know, of every shape, size, religious, every shape, inside,
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: the national origin, sexual origin, whatever youone called it, having
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: a great time.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: I got He went into the wind pretty fast.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did an Irish exit.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I think the highlight of the night for me was
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: we were all kind of hanging on the dance floor
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: or on the outskirts, you know, having a It was
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: a lot of fun and uh, next thing, you know,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: like there's space being cleared on the dance floor and
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: there's two very hot girls just completely making out. Oh yes,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: and everyone just formed a circle around them and they
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: did not care in the least.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: That was.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: That was a wonderful treat for everybody.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Forgot about that.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah No, I went out for a second and came
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: back in and that was going on, and I had
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: missed it because I'm like, what's everybody go?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, no that was. I thought it was a.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Soul train line for a second. Oh no, it's not.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: No, no, that was. That was impressive. Yeah. So why
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: do you like soccer?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Because I love it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I love asking people why they like soccer, because it's
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: a sport that just simply never really got.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Into some of my idiot friends in high school down
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: in Alabama. Most of the high schools wouldn't sanction it,
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: so you're not going to be They would sponsor the
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: ninth grade girls volleyball team and get them uniforms, and
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: you played the other high schools in the area's ninth
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: grade ye o. But soccer was the one that you
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: just had to be a club status and you guys had.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: To own your own round up the games.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: If there was another club at around there, so two
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: or three of my idiot friends I was really close
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: with they did this, and so so you go out there.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: It's like worse than their innermural. That you'd go out
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: there and there'd be like seventeen people standing around watching the.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Soccer and I just my one boy. They had a
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: girl on their.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Team and she could school anyone in the county and
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: she ended up going like scholarship and got out on
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: like a D two scholarship. But we always thought that
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: was cool too because anytime Sachs was played, that was
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: the name of their school. We wanted to go see
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Susan Clarks.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I don't care what board it is. You got a
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: girl out there playing any sport with the boys, and
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: she's schooling the.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Boys the best. It's really enjoying absolutely to watch.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: So that was my little intro into it because it
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: was a bootleg thing that nobody in the South gave
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: a shit about. And then I got to college and
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: met some other people, and then when I started doing
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: stand up in eighty six, it was in Mexico that
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: was a Diego Maradona hand to God where he punched
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: them to go and win the championship and they didn't
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: call it, and I was living these guys I used
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: to live in Arizona and they that's where the Telemundo
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: things started.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: One of them was half American and half Mexican, and
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: that was we got a rule. We'd wake up. We
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: started drinking beer on Tell the Mundo, we watch every game.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: And I was in town working at the time, so
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: I spent like three weeks in a house with these
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: guys watching the World Cup on Tell the Mondo.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: In eighty six, and they were explaining it to you.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Explaining the whole thing to me and tell me about
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: offside and this and the other, and and I just
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: fell in love with it. Ever since then, I just
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: started I like the World I like the European Championships,
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: and I like the World Cup.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I don't watch the Premiership or any local leagues.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I think it's hilarious that MLS gets these guys when
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: they're at the end of their career.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Beckham's coming when he's forty set right now.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the mistake America is making because they always
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: feel they need the headliners always, you know what I mean,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: instead of maybe some of these younger guys that maybe
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: don't have as much heat in the States.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Offer them some money and a stabulus some precedents, Yeah,
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: but they won't do that. And it's it's absolutely adorable
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: on Fox to watch the World Cup and then you
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: watch some of the most elite teams on the planet Earth.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: And then in the afternoon because of the times, they
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: go to MLS And.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: That's just a farce to me to be able to watch.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Belgium and England and then flip over and watch these
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: guys that can't even you know, ticket to the guy
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: five feet away from We.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Have a giant country and we can't feel the team.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: It's amazing to me. We just can't feel that. And
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: with all the immigrants that we have in America, you
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: would assume we could kind of mix and.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Match and get a decent team together.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Because that's why it should be from the ground up,
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: affordable to everyone. But it's a mom driving the kids
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: around to these elite team leagues. You can't get the
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: immigrants to play. Their parents are working. They don't have
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: time to spend fifteen hundred and get their kid in
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: these elite leagues. So it turns into a white kids,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: only privileged riding around in a minivand sport. You're not
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: building up from the roots. You go to any country
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: on the planet art to build a porch, neighborhood in
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: the world. They're kicking a soccer ball in Rym Street.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you want for braking rights to grab one of
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: these kids and throw them on the elite team.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's what I would think.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: There's a spider on your rocking chair. I'm gonna take
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: care of you. Oh oh, look at that. It's making
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: a web. It's making a web around my pal with
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Vick Henlly. I got to tell you that your voice
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: fits nicely with the rocking chair.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Well, I've sat in front many a cracker barrel.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is I gotta tell you the rocky chair
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: is is underrated. It's so underrated. Man, I can't play
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: the last time I was rocketed a rocky chair.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Kathleen Madigan bat lewis black woman. He went to the
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: University of North Carolina, so she went the Cracker Barrel.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: You can pick different colors and have sports teams logos
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: put on there. So she bought him a Carolina blue
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: rocking chair from the Cracker Barrel and it's on his balcony.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: And whoa.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Carl here he is here, he is a tornado, has
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: a rhyme man.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Doing.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: We're just chilling. Then rocket on the rocking chairs outside
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: this fine joint.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Man, where were you?
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: You guys looked like she could cracker barrel waiting for breakfast.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: We just said that. They just said that.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: We I walked back with you and then what you
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: just walked back into town. I took a nap, but
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: then the lady wanted to clean my room, right, and that.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Messed up my nap. I went to get drunk.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I figured that's what you do.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: I had a couple of beers at a Hamburger, had a cupcake, nice.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: At candy bar.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Nice, Me and me and Carlo and Gloria walking on.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I would just walk on the opposite side.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: You're avoiding Gloria.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta explain.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Gloria for the people.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: She stuff.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like a super fan but also very cool.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: She very cool, and she's really cool.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: And I had to do some stuff for cooking event
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: in Arizona, and I'm avoiding it.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, really, you gotta just start dealing with that, hey, Vic,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I walked around with Carl this morning.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: We had a blast.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: It was, He's the most fucking embarrassing human being. Oh
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: my god, you just went talking to people. There was
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: at one time that I had to pull a nuclear bomb.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: I had to say that he was looking at children,
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: so he could he could stop recording for five minutes.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: He's like, no, I'm not.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know what else to do.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: You don't stop talking to people.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: What I did then I pulled out my phone and
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: quickly made a video. There's basically two women walking by
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: licking ice cream cones, and I thought that was a
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: cool thing to check out. And then I wanted me
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: and Carl to hang outside the ice cream shop and
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: watch more of women.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Doesn't look at ice cream fish To me, Carl is
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. Let's go.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: You can smoke cigarettes in front of the candy shop
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: while we watched the girls lick the ice cream cones.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I said, now, it's a beautiful place. You shouldn't even
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: be here.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: It's so tranquil.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: And then it comes fucking Opie, this lady, you're loud
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: because she's talking.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, she's on the street. Well, she was a
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: little loud, and this place was made for me. What
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: do you mean, I don't belong here? You know how
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: many people look like me here?
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Done?
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: I guarantee you that everyone that made the decision to
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: fire you from serious lives here.
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: Oh you right?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: And then we saw, you know, we saw some nursing
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: going on on the streets that was nice.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: And looking at the women, the pregnant women nursing, that's
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: his fetish.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, it's so bad.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: It's just all but you like chubby girls.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you don't go to jail for that.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not acting.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Out on my even fetish. I'm just saying, like, if
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: there's a young mom nursing.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Her new born on the street and you could see her,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: you know, her.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Breasts yelling, it's kind of a nice little you support
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: your right to the fresh sweet I'm like, oh my god,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like a nice treat, you know, kind
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: of like when you eat a dozen raw clams and
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the next day you get one in your teeth, get
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: a little extra for the kid. Did you go all
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: these nice little surprises that hit you in the faces
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: going about your day.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: That was the trud from sales, just from office. That's
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: where he fed. That's where he had two lobsters the
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: other day, two lobsters because I was a aristocratic food.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: That's right, we had lobster last night, that lobster fetuccini, right.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Lobster fetuccini. We had clams casino. We ate a lot
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: raw clams, raw clam, steamer, clam.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: Shrod being really loud saying the N word in Nantucket
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: he was.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: And the white, the white older rich guys, they kind
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: of liked it. But they can show there, they can
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: show their reaction though.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Well, the last time they were able to say it
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: out loud here they were wearing white powdered wigs.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I mean they were still bringing whales in.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they were negotiating whale oil prices down at the fear.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: You know when you see the the old rich guy
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: walking into some of these restaurants with the salmon pants
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: and the sweater tied around his uh, his shoulder. Yeah,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: but now they're story.
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: If we can ever tell you that John Carrey story
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: about the about the sweater, I'm not sure.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: All I want to say, it's no big deal so
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: we can move on. It just gives you douche chills
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: every time you see one of these guys walk in
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: It's well, it's it is. And I we were to cocky.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? We were a cocktail party
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: here once and someone behind me is very animatedly telling
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: a story and I'm getting some as in the back
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: and I turned around after about the third one, and
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I just see it's a tall guy with gray hair,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: and he's wearing a sweater like that he's got he's
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: got it dreves around his neck. And so I'm about
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: to go, hey man, you know, and he realizes that
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: he's hitting me and he turns around.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: It's John Kerry and.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: So he was sorry, and I go, oh no, no,
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: I go, you know what, since we're talking now, uh,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I point to the sweater thing.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I go, you gotta get rid of this. This is everybody,
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: This is awful.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: This looks like you're being strangled by an invisible man
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: from behind. I like that, and John Jerry no hesitation,
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: reaches up, pulls this leeve.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: He still leaves it draped over him, but he.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Takes the type art off but he so he takes
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: the tie part off where now it's just dangling down.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: He goes, is this better? You're okay with this? And
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I go it's completely fine.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: What do you what do you think they do that?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: It looks ridiculous. They got so much money they don't
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: give a crap, right.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: That's the second part of the story. He I what
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: were you at the time? He was second.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, it's just something. You're all wound up
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: about something? Is it something political? Can you tell me something?
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: He goes, no, No, it's got nothing to do with this.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: It's my it's my boat. And they pay a fee
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: to have their yachts. However, between between my Memorial Day
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: and Labor Day, you pay a flat fee for the
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: whole season.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: You park your yacht out here, and that's how it goes, right.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: So but if you bring it early or you stay later,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: they start heating you up like a parking ticket, and
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: you can end up paying more for ten days than
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: you did for the whole ninety day season.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: So he explains this to me, and he goes, my.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Idiot crew bought my boat up here twelve days early.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: And I go, can you tell me when I get
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: you mind? How much does that cost? And he goes,
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: it's like four hundred and eighty thousand for the three months,
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: but the.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Extra twelve days cost me six hundred and ninety thousand mine. God,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: So so I turn back around, I go, I.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Go here, take it all out on me. It's okay.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I can go back to hearing me for six ninety
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: You can beat the pits out of me.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: You know, he went, Terry, I need a check for
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: seven hundred thousand.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: You know exactly exactly Terry I was.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I was researching his boat.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: That would be his wife from the hind fortune he got.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: He got a lot of political flat because he registered
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: it in Delaware when he was from that from a
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: different state.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: But she she's the first after party that Carlin already
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: other night, here's four houses down, there's places four houses
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: down from where we were, and and on the morning
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: thing out front in the water, it says Hines.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: It doesn't say carry, it says Hines.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: But that's probably her house for sure, and has been
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: her house for who knows how long.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Well as long as they want.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: They invented fucking ketchup that fucking rocks.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: That was Kathleen when he was running for president. That
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: was Kathleen Madigus Strokes.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: She goes, I don't know why this guy had just
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: walked there here and goes, if you don't vote for me,
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I'm taking away all.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: The ketch up.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: He's done, Hey, landslide, No, no, I'll leave you with
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: hunts hunts ketch up. When does hunts ketch him going
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: to figure out that they're botting stakes?
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: It should just change H to a C. That's a
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: good joke. That's a good joke.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: And Victory ran into Stephen Wright and you told me
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: it was me that was.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Creeping on him from above.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Well I can't, all right, full disclosure.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: You need to know the truth.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: So we're out on the roof of the theater here
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: in Nantucket.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: There's a show going on inside.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Stephen Wright's getting ready to go on. Then you had
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Ron White, don uh Don Gavin was.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Up up on that stage too.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: All these guys crushed last night, by the way, And
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you know, Shrod's just making leefs wherever he goes. He
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: don't give two ships about it.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: And I think he had different cancers.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: I mean, he's just smoking old fuck old day all day.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Just I found him yesterday. I was drunk.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I followed the smell of weed.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there he was. Yeah, you don't care, man.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: You're screaming something hashtag small world.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Comedy something.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Race.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: He was actually yelling something He's family with everybody. I'm
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: very confused by that.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: But anyway, the opposite of Opie.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lovely giant deck on about the third
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: fourth theater.
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, so it's the harbor.
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: But I got to set this up. And the reason
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: why I was creeping on Stephen Wright was because Suan,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: you know, lights up this spleef and I'm like.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Hey man, could I have a hit of that or whatever?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: And I took one really big hit that just burned
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the hell out of my throat and lungs. I'm I'm
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: an amateur.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not going there too. Yeah, here's are true splits.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Oh no, it was fire. It fired me up, and
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: then I'm feeling it and then I look over it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I think you told me.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Stephen Wright's out there pacing, which which was amazing to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: me because this guy's had been doing comedy since the
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: eighties and he still gets nervous before shows.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Forty year veterans still do.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Everybody has their porch and takes and things they do,
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: and he doesn't like hanging in the green room chip
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: chatting with everybody.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he likes you like chatting. Now you just got
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: to talk to it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Talked about that rich party, because I felt like I
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: was rich.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I could ask any question I want, right, I was
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: there for five minutes, and you have a whole nother view.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, who are you? What do you do?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: They just got to assume you're another billionaire they invented something.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So there they.
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: Were very You could ask them anything and it doesn't
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: bother me because you're in this fucking mansion.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, man, you're part of the club for the night.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: So we saw him.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: He was out in the alley and just pacing, going
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: into his actor's.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Head yeah, and over the bitch.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: And I go, look here, he's he's a pacer. Yeah,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: And then you started.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Well, then I decided.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Then I decided I got to film him from above.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: It's on my Instagram, Hopie radio.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: And and then I started calling out his name to
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the point I think he had started thinking he might
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: be hearing hearing voices because he couldn't really figure out
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: where the voice was coming from. And then I finally
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: gave it away. I'm like, Stevid up here, and he
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: looks up all like hey, and then I said who
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I was, And I don't know if he heard me
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: or or he did hear me and doesn't give two ships.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: But he then walked back into the green room because
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: he was he was going on stage any moment. But
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: you ran into him after his set and told him.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, I saw him at the after party and I
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: just went over. I go, hey earlier, when you're out
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: there pacing around. He's like, yeah, I got the idiot
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: that was yelling at you from up above.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: And he goes, yeah, what was that about?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I was like, I go wait to Opie from hoping
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: that I think he did the show. He was, Oh,
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: I love that guy. He's a great guy.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I I was telling.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: He goes, were you telling him not to yell at met?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I go, yes, I did. I told him to stop it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: He didn't stop it. He kept doing it, and I
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: gold him.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Then when you looked up and he saw it was
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: freaking you out, it actually might stop.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Oh you should have let me know. I would have
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: gotten it on the gag. I would have gotten in.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I'm bummed because I went into the theater to see
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: stepher right, because I haven't seen him in years and
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: he just it was unbelievable. He crushed and because I
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: was watching him from inside, I didn't get to say
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: hi to him.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you guys drifted off and missed the afterpart.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: And then he left.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: No, no, we have a bone to pick with you
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: last week left it. We were eating and stuff, and
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: we started texting you because we wanted to go to
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: that party.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I said, there are vans that are going to take us.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we didn't know where they were going. And
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: then we were in town and we were confused, and
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: then and you weren't.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I I was drunk, didn't want to go to that thing.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I wanted to go. I wanted to go as well.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: And then no one could get a hold of it, Kenley,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: and then you magically appeared back at the bar like
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: a couple hours later.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Well, we were Inisconsin and I have no service out there, said,
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: if you think.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Scott, that's why I moved from there, Wisconsin problems.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: That's scary. Why don't the rich people have cell service
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: because I'm parts of this island?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: That's scary. What's that about, Carl.
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: You only need a phone, or you only need to
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: be connected for bad news, But when you're so.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Rich, you have no bad news, so.
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: Everything can wait. Everything could wait. There's everything's beneath you.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: There's nothing above you. Right, there's no boss that calls you,
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: there's no you're the guy. So you could show up
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: three weeks later and be like what hap? And it's
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: not going to change your life? What it's just bad news.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: All you do is listen to people's other bad news.
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: When you're when you're poor, or you're mortal, you got
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: to be connected to a phone because there's all kinds
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: of shit that you're trying to sell or or buy or.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Do kind of They don't do anything.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: They don't buy.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: These people have the same Grand Wagon ear for ten years.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: They couldn't tell you the first thing about a new car.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: They don't care. Yeah, it's a whole nother.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: It's a it's a peaceful soul. Your soul is at
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: peace to you. Just live in money.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: You know, we're rocking and rocking chairs, listen to listening
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: to birds and just watching a lot of money walk
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: like a lot of money millions. And this is the hotel,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: this is the project.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: You go up one street up there forget it.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Right, there's hammocks. We got a dollar bill.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Did you see the kids in their lemonade stands?
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: What it's like seven bucks though.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: The kid?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: The kid makes two hunch fucking an hour over there.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I walked up to the marina.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, man, just the boat talkers.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: I know a lot about shit.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: They're talking about motors I don't even know existed, like
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: a let's win. I'm like, what the fuck is that?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's some giant boats in the heart.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: There's one hundred and twenty foot of there with a
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: helicopter on it. Wow, really tell what I saw, Opie before?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: I see a car with Bahama license plates on it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: So I said, wait, I failed geography.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: But I know that you can't drive here for the Bahamas.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: So I said, hey, cuz, how does that happen?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: He goes, oh, oh no, I just saw I took
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: it off my boat. Sure. Do you know how much
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: fucking money you have? You have, but you know how
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: heavier boat is and how heavy a car is. You
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: know it's fuel that burns just to have it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: A land Rover defender leaking oil in the basement of
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: your boat.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: What was the one you saw the other day that
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: you pointed out, it was really like the Hinkleys.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, and it's basically it's not really about.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: It's like a j jet ski because they have their
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: their their their jet motors.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: They're not fucking prop motors, outboard motor. No.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: You can put it right up to a beach.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: You could beach this fucking and they cost three times
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: as much as everything.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Damn. That's pretty fucking cool. It's awesome. That's pretty cool. Yeah,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: that's pretty cool.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Everybody knows David round with.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Well, we all try.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, yeahs too.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Going back to the bost red sock just fed away
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: and yeah, you see a lot of guys walking around
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: with that be hat.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a lot of be hats up here.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love their socks in this area.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: I keep forgetting them in Massachusetts and I'm like, fuck
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: yeah everywhere.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Vic.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: This was a pleasure, brother, No.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Man, it's been great. I'm gonna go say about the Bullimore.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I want to
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: go check out that beach.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Actually walk down there. It's great.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe jump on one of these bikes.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: You don't like bike in I'll go right into a street, bro,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: you can handle it.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: All all right, Yeah, I'll feel.
• 37:08
  Speaker 10: A bullet jerk, and now for the major come down.
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: It's time to say so long and get back to
• 37:13
  Speaker 10: the grind, real life in New York City. Even though
• 37:16
  Speaker 10: Karl wants to turn this into what about Bob goes
• 37:18
  Speaker 10: to Nantucket? Let's wrap this.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Up on.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: A jet plane, Tony, I'm with you, hope, same everybody you've.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Killed last night?
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: Hey, how are you? I don't think we've ever met.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: We've never met. We've traveled in.
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: The same circles.
• 37:37
  Speaker 9: Tangently, yes, rosy, tangently, as they say, like the referee.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: I like that, the sides right like that. How are you?
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I'm believing me too. All right, we're going to the
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: airports together.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: We'll podcast back.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Seat there you go? Yeah?
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: Why not? Okay, why not?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Carl?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I'm out, brother. I think we conquered Nantucket. What do
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: you think?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: So fun?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: I'm hungover, really in my face it's all swollen.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I was on the bottom of a lake.
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: Can I interject something here? This man?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: You speaking to Cuban?
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, which which I I just that's just the point
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: of reference.
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: I don't want to get anyone in trouble.
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: He hands me a cigar last night, fresh out of
• 38:21
  Speaker 9: his mouth, beautiful. It looked like it had been dipped
• 38:24
  Speaker 9: in swamp because it had been chewing on it all
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: day and went out hesitation.
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: I put it right in my and went, oh, that's smooth.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I thought in my mind that was.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: One of the last thoughts I had last night before
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: everything got rapeat.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: But I liked that. The guy goes that's a good guy.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I can do things with this. That's awesome.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: There's Karen, who put the whole Nantucket Comedy Festival together. Karen,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: thank you once again for having us.
• 38:54
  Speaker 11: You're welcome. Thank you for coming.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: It was great.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: We had a ball man. We'll be back next year.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Every time I see Karen, I'm like, fuck, I'm married wrong.
• 39:04
  Speaker 11: We'll discuss what we got to prep you for the
• 39:07
  Speaker 11: next one.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: He's dressed up for the brewery today.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not dressed up for the next one, but
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: he's dressed up for the brewery.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: That's sure good. Well, because the patients sit up to
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: rebo classics.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I can't even describe you. I don't know if you
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: want to be in the Bahamas or in Europe.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: These are from France because they're playing today. This is
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: the game's almost over. I know. Okay, so just from France.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, these I got it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: After the divorce, my sneaker game went down a couple
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: of notches.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, black socks are very comfortable.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Everyone knows it keeps you from mitching.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: And then this shirt I found you just found it.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I think we did it, Karen, thanks for having us.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be back next year. You have no choice,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: yes all to come back. We fell in love with
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: this place after not being here for like ten years.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I fell back in love with Nantucket.
• 39:58
  Speaker 11: Perhaps my kids will do something else, you know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Legal.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: That was fun on the podcast.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: They crushed on that stage.
• 40:06
  Speaker 11: Man so mac mack had a good time in Germany.
• 40:09
  Speaker 11: He said, I just wanted to enjoy the culture.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Of course, a little underage drinking. Never heard anybody, anybody,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you know, the drinking age there. He was legal there,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: but he wasn't legal with the teachers.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: We went over that on stage less.
• 40:21
  Speaker 11: But but I told him I have no problem with
• 40:23
  Speaker 11: the beer. You're sixteen, have a beer with me. It
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: was the timing of the moronic decision.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: There's the fire, and then it cost you fourteen hundred
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: dollars the Nantucket Fire Tour. Oh you're missing the Nantucket
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Fire Tour, are you?
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  Speaker 3: It's got a bell and everything on it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Ryan Reece, say goodbye to us. All right, boy,
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  Speaker 1: safe travels.
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  Speaker 8: No, he's staying, staying life on the party in April
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  Speaker 8: that I'm.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you drink, I don't know what
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Carl is going to go home. I don't care about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you don't get here's no home.
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  Speaker 3: Stay here for more days?
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  Speaker 2: Why not? Man? Ryan? Pleasure mean, I'll see you back
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  Speaker 2: in New York.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna run in town to get some sea all right,
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  Speaker 3: the brewery I like to. I'm gonna be on a plane,
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to Are you going fast?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Alright, see you later on it really funny comic.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: He crushed it too. Car did love you buddy for real?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: You know that. Next up, Philly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Tony, I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry. It's just me.
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  Speaker 7: You've got things to do, okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a quick pick. Tony's waiting in the car.
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  Speaker 1: We're going together, all right, pod podcast?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, seeing Philly, Carl, all right, Me
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: and you're tall. I don't even know.
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  Speaker 7: I'm only going to the ferry. Is that what you're doing.
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  Speaker 7: I'm taking the high speed ferry back to high end.
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking the trade winds where it's a roller coaster
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  Speaker 1: in the sky.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever taken?
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  Speaker 7: I have the ones where I ask you how much
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  Speaker 7: your way?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: That at that first question, I'm out. You know what
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: I mean?
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  Speaker 9: If the fact that I had a cheeseburger for lunch
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  Speaker 9: is gonna determine whether we're gonna make it from one
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  Speaker 9: hunk of land to another, course.
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  Speaker 7: I'm out.
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  Speaker 1: You think everyone lies about their everybody something, so you
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: think they like factor in the first course?
• 42:19
  Speaker 9: They know you fudgs. Like you've seen people up in
• 42:22
  Speaker 9: the front. They go, I'm about to ten. You go,
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: come on, come on now, now you're.
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  Speaker 7: A buck fifty all day if you're that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I squeezed five, I said, look I squeezed five.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah I was.
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  Speaker 2: I told them I was five.
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  Speaker 9: The beauty of that is, uh is that if you're bigger,
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: they put you up the front, like I've co piloted.
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: I've co piloted a couple of times, because they try
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: to stabilize, well, the.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Pilot asked me to help close the door. I've never
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  Speaker 1: had that experience before.
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  Speaker 9: Now, you know paterse O'Neill of course one of my Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I know that.
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  Speaker 7: This is why I'm bringing.
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  Speaker 2: Up the Star.
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  Speaker 9: You're a Boston comical by you know him from way
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: from way when it was a doorman, you know, and
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: one of the sweetest bear in the world. And he
• 43:07
  Speaker 9: we one time float flew from Boston to Vermont in
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: a little plane, you know, with the buddy of Mike
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: McDonald rigged up. And he had never been I don't
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  Speaker 9: think he'd been in a plane ever ever, let alone
• 43:22
  Speaker 9: a you know, a buddy holly kill, you know what
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  Speaker 9: I mean. And I looked back at one point and
• 43:28
  Speaker 9: he took up the whole back of the plane and
• 43:31
  Speaker 9: he's literally riding with hands like outstretched, like he's holding
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: the plane to get like if I do this, we
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  Speaker 9: won't crash. I've never seen a look. I've never seen
• 43:42
  Speaker 9: a look on a man's face. He was ashen, I mean.
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  Speaker 9: And for Patricia not to speak for you know, two
• 43:50
  Speaker 9: hours or yeah, two hours close to two hours?
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  Speaker 7: Is that'dy? Yeah, we were all yeah, yeah, except we
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: were all so back.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Then when when you knew Patrice and he was a
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: doorman and then started out in comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know back then he was something special? Yeah,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: you did.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: The only thing we ever questioned him on, yeah was
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: d your time. He was one of those fifteen minutes
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  Speaker 9: is not forty five. Yes, we're happy you're a freaking
• 44:16
  Speaker 9: bed we really are, but you got to get it
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  Speaker 9: out in fifteen minutes because that's what the show did.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. No, but what you know, there are people that
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: you see and you go like, oh, yeah, that's like
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: you know, you just know, you just know it's gonna.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I was lucky to know him, and I was lucky
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: that he was a big part of the radio show
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: back in the day.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, you know, he was a special man. Again.
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: That's where I bet you we know a lot of
• 44:38
  Speaker 9: the same things, yet we've never met.
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so weird.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: By the way, you crushed last night. Oh the first
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  Speaker 2: time I ever saw you set. I've heard about you
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  Speaker 2: for years.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I'm not really allowed back in Boston
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: since yeah, since our mayor's practiced.
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: I remember, I sort of remember that, dude, and I
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: remember when that happened twenty years already.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Now is that really twenty years ago?
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: That's crazy.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: We told Boston the mayor died in a car accident.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: It was April before.
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: How did take a joke?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: For the love of God thought I thought we could
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: get away with that one. What an idiot I was.
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: And little did you know eighteen years later it would
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: have come true?
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  Speaker 1: Right, you know, they were just premature, that's all. I
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: said it last night. But uh, you know, I've had
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: time to think and grow a little bit. Yeah, and
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: at the end of his life, he was promoting a
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: book and he went through serious exam.
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I tried really hard to get him on my show
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: just to say sorry that there's no joke there. I'm
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: just telling you from man to Mary, and I felt
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: like I really needed.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: To say so sometimes. Guess what, Yeah, he said, No,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: he was.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: Not old even here.
• 45:40
  Speaker 9: I have a couple of women in my life like
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: that I'm trying to get a hold of to apologize
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: for forty years ago and that happened.
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: They're not having it. I guess wounds run deep yet.
• 45:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I've really tried to like become Facebook friends with
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: an ex of mine from I'm talking forty years Yeah,
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: and she won't friend.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Me at all.
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: So she married, married, life maybe going on, and but
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: life has gone on.
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: I'm not trying to rekindle it.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: They just want to.
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: I just go and look.
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: I was a dick, you know what I mean, and
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: I it took me thirty years to realize it.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Oh you really want to?
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: I really wanted to say sorry, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe you could like hire a skyrider or something over
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: her house.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I hope you appreciate this.
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: It doesn't count restraining owners doesn't skyriding.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: No, I hope you appreciate this ride to the ferry
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: because now I'm going to miss my flight.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: Oh that's great, thanks totally, little prank.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: I always wanted to meet you, but not in this way.
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: You know high and I'm like this. You think they
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: could afford tar for their streets?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think the cobblestone thing is working anymore.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I think it's for the.
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: Three people with snow ride horses, nanduty for the three
• 46:48
  Speaker 9: people that care about history.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I think it's time to pay this over.
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Maybe on the fast ferry to Hyanna's I'll do
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: some whaling.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: If you know you have a kidney stone ride May
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Street Nantucket.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: You'll lose that suck time.
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: What times you fight?
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, only in a half hour, You'll be fine.
• 47:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, this is the the These airports are
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: the loophole in the playing security. No one's gonna frisk you.
• 47:13
  Speaker 9: Are you You're not going to go through a metal detected.
• 47:15
  Speaker 9: They're gonna go what are you doing?
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: You see this day they had a big problem with
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: my podcast gear, like what the hell is this? And
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: they were really confinuured. You have to turn it on.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I had to turn it on. I had to take
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: the batteries out, you know. Yeah, I really thought it
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: was gonna puke on that plane.
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: They do get fun. Don't go in.
• 47:34
  Speaker 9: Just just make it easy on yourself. I've already inconvenienced
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: this man.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: No, not at all. Tony's a legend.
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, a right man.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Thanks absolutely, Hopefully we'll meet again and well, actually we're
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: coming back to this Nantucket Comedy Festival.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Well it was too much fun.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: I'll see you back.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: All right, there goes Tony. That was actor comedian Tony V.
• 47:52
  Speaker 10: By the way, I'll put him in the description section.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I think that wraps it up from Nantucket. Joey, take
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: it away.
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: Well, Opie takes flight and source back to his palatial
• 48:05
  Speaker 10: New York City apartment.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: We're gonna make it, sir.
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: Let that EV guitar man take us home. On Opie Radio.