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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy we're just discussing it and I'm
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trying to find out if I'm right if Ray Park was one of the first ones to start
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charging for autographs yeah next weekend Jenner and I are going to contic
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con which is a uh comic convention in
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Connecticut at Foxwoods Resort Casino
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connetic is that an Indian casino I don't know I know that there is
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one of those near here um have you have you ever been to an Indian casino cuz I
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would no would be very interested to hear about it there's one called mgan
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son it's near here definely sure you're allowed to commit murder there and
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providing the Indians don't mind you get away with it I think that's how it works remember
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when we were in Vegas and Dave met that woman who
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claimed to be a na Navajo yeah yeah and wanted to take him out into the desert
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to do drugs do peyote with him yeah that's right and we were like enjoy that
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Dave yeah you know how I know because he [ __ ] ditched me and I ended up having
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to [ __ ] ditch myself from her and her [Music]
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friend y enjoy that I will not oh no it is uh owned and operated by the the
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Mashantucket pequa tribal Nation so yes it is oh man decide now who you're going
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to kill you can do it well let's see who's on the guest list for
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uhon who don't you like man I guess I could try and fight Ron pman I'm not
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sure i' do well I wouldn't do that if I were you m oh or Ray Park there's no way I could
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beat Ray Park that's Darth more I don't know I I'd be very worried I'm just
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really cuz I'm trying to find out if he was the first to charge I just an
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article from last year that he assaulted a woman outside ComiCon really wow yeah
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as Dar last year as Darth Moore wait she was dressed as Darth Maul or he
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was I don't think anyone was dressed as Darth okay I'd like to think he does
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that yeah me too at last we reveal ourselves to the Jedi that's that's as
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he flashes someone his
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[ __ ] um but yeah what I can't find it but I remember he was one of the first
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people start charging or start charging a lot right he just like raised the bar
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as far as fees went yeah well you know and there was a moment where Darth Moore
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was everyone's favorite character and I'm talking about the couple of months
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leading up to seeing the movie yep they saw the movie he was the greatest
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character ever between the trailer coming out them selling the toys and the
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actual movie being released yeah he was everybody's favorite and I still
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remember after people used to try and um say he was good there were all the
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arguments on the internet about how great he was and how he brought the
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story together and it's I know and how people were like those fight scen he
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like the new Boba Fett those fight scenes were just so over the top the the
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lightsaber fights in in all the prequels they're like I don't know they're just
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not like they don't have the the heart there's no story to them right and like
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sure they're impressive from a pure like physical like I don't know you memorized
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this dance kind of move but well if you look at the fights
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in all the originals there's sort of dialogue still Happ yeah but you got to
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the prequels and it's just only a master of evil they're jumping around and force
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awakens that was that was good it had uh
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some stuff going on wasn't just them twring their lightsabers around there
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that animated GIF of the Revenge of the Sith where they just standing there in
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front of each other just twirling their lightsabers not even trying to hit each
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other looks ridiculous yeah but I got to say when I saw that trailer and Darth
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Maul turned on his lightsaber and then turned on the other [ __ ] end of his
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lightsaber I was like all right take my [ __ ] money yep and they took lots of
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it let's move on I I don't want to talk let's talk about another movie well if
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we're well no before we do that I mean if we're talk talking about Star Wars
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there is a little bit of Star Wars news actually that also I mean did we end up
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doing a jingle for Alamo Draft House news we did it was just Luke saying
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Alamo Draft House news right so Luke
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Alamo Draft House news y good it's beautiful so we discussed last week how
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there was a uh female and female identifying only screening of Wonder
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Woman yes right uh and um uh
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tiny dick [ __ ] on the internet got angry about that yep yeah so uh turns
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out those same Tiny Dick [ __ ] uh are now demanding not only an all male
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screening of Star Wars episode 8 but they're demanding the first week of
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released Star Wars episode 8 only men are allowed to see
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it okay why is it why is it es cuz some
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somehow that's what equality he means [ __ ]
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hell um I'm sure that the alab Draft House would go along with that if this
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guy wants to organize it and sell the tickets actually you're wrong there no
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I'll stop you there the Alamo Draft House have come out and said [ __ ] right
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off it's not the same thing no I know it's not it's really not it's really
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not how did how do you go from that like oh women getting their own screening is
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bad so we won an entire week yeah I know it's like well [ __ ] it yeah you had your
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own screening we'll have our own screening okay fine that's Petty but it
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is equality but going you know what you can't see Star Wars for for a week for
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one week men only that's the whole thing like the the the female only screening
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that's not the only screening that exactly c yeah if you don't want to see
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it with a bunch of blos go to this one he's got to have been joking there's no
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way that he's serious unfortunately this guy is not joking this guy ising let's
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let's hope not this guy is he's a bit of a dick I like how there was a one of the
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replies to him was are you boycotting Star Wars there are still brown people in
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it yeah yeah so he's one of those yeah uh but he's he's someone who's I think
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he was a politician or something yeah I believe so I I believe he's a farri
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Christian politician in America right so uh but but then somebody uh Jennifer HED
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who uh who works for Lucas film just chimed in and said uh all of us women
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who work at L Lucas film will see it before you regardless I started watching
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a video on YouTube uh this week uh
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entitled something along the lines of um uh the hidden messages you missed or the
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hidden the hidden angles of [ __ ] I can't even talk you fell into clickbait
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didn't you m no no no it was not even clickbait it was it was called um you
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know what you missed about Finn in episode seven right right and so I
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clicked on it I started watching this video it goes for 14 minutes I'm like
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man this must be a [ __ ] indepth character study here right and it
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started off okay started off talking about how he's the only Storm Trooper
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we've ever seen unmasked and all of this stuff and I'm like that's true that's
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true okay yeah yeah Humanity okay yeah okay we're on the track here and then it started
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saying but perhaps the most
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poignant moment is when it is revealed that he is a black man and I was like
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you lost me you lost me you lost me it's got nothing to do with that stop it stop
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reading into that it's not a race thing did you did you listen further or no I
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couldn't I couldn't do it I couldn't do it to myself yeah fair enough it's like
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people are just so desperate to make these connections aren't they yeah no
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totally or they are desperate to to discover that that the writers did
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like like that there was more to it there's some agenda some secret agenda
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in there yeah yeah that they that they're just going to uncover I was just
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going to say it pointed out one interesting thing uh everyone makes fun
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of the Storm Troopers for not being able to hit a Target right yeah MH but uh
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they are told in the start of episode 4 uh not to [ __ ] harm the princess so
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right and it makes sense that they're not shooting to kill
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and kenob Obi-Wan I was going to call him Kenobi cuz I call him by his surname
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yeah that's even obiwan says only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise
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exactly everyone knows they're great they're just doing it on purpose
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Yep they're just like woo yeah and in fact the one time they did you know like
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let's set them to stun then we can actually [ __ ] shoot someone they shot
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her in the back you know what I mean like yeah like a Sasquatch okay that
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that that would make that sort of makes sense when they're shooting at LC and
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Leia but hard and chewy you don't know what they've been told you don't know
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what their orders are okay yeah yeah fine speaking of
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YouTube just because we were I want to point out that I thoroughly enjoyed red letter
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media's uh discussion of alien Covenant oh I've not watched it yet there's a
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half in the bag episode which is great and also they did like a they did it for
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Prometheus as well they just ask all the questions that got left unanswered so
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it's yeah it's funny um but then I do have a question you did say something
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there's going to be a third movie but it's a sequel the Prometheus is it yeah Ridley
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Scott said uh I think I believe we talked about it um but we didn't hadn't
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seen the movie yet so it had less weight but he was doing press for alien
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Covenant and he said he started to say well there are two other films one of
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them comes before alien Covenant it's called alien Awakening and then there's
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another film that comes after and then one of the producers from Fox was like
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you've said enough sir see I I want to see the one that
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comes before well hopefully you'll get to and hopefully he wasn't just talking
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out of his ass saying what he wants to say he thought if I say it here they'll
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be locked in and I get to make them really Scot he just says what he feels I
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I real I remembered something during the week that I also disliked about alien
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Covenant right M but I guess you can't really blame it because a lot of science
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fiction movies do it right so this race
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of beings that we now call the engineers right yes this is their home planet
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right presumably maybe right okay so
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these people have had Interstellar
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travel for millions of years right y but
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they only have one city on their planet and it's made out of rock yeah they
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don't have any technology in it they wash in little Stone basins and stuff
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like it didn't look like a very Advanced City they didn't even have Windows yeah
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yeah and not only that it looked like the Aztec this uh this get they pointed this
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out in the red letter media one it was uh between the time of that ship being
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on the planet in Prometheus and them arriving at the home planet had been
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thousands of years just just between that those even just that and was a
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stret when he gets there when they get there their technology has not changed
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their spaceships are the same yeah like thousands of years later
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well they found the perfect ship no stuck with it yeah that's right yeah
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that's right but uh yeah uh and on that note when I finished watching that I I
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saw the trailer for space cop again on the red letter media channel which is
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the film that they made and I was like why the [ __ ] haven't I ordered that I
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live in America now so space cop I have ordered space cop what's space cop space
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cop I'm not aware starring Rich Evans
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what it's called space cop [ __ ] right now oh my God this looks amazing so I've
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ordered it and it's on its way and I will review it yeah it stars Rich Evans
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and it's got Mike and J it as well yeah and even uh Ronald Reagan is on the
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poster so yeah okay figure out I'm just looking
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at the pictures now this looks so bad it's good yeah I'm hoping that's the
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case so yeah it's on its way well I saw a movie this week but I'm not going to
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give any spoilers about it what is it Wonder Woman oh yeah next week I'll be giving
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spoilers because if you really wanted to see it you would have seen it by now but
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um this one I will say the best DC or current DC movie Universe okay in the
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current DC now let me try that again this is the best movie in the DC
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Universe as it is now not old Batman
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yeah oh yeah right oh okay sorry I got you it's not better than the old
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Batman's necessarily so what you're saying is it's better than the Oscar and
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Razzy winning uh Suicide Squad Sude Squad yes I am and Batman v
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Superman yes and man of so yeah and the upcoming Justice League that was so bad
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the director's daughter committed suicide so she wouldn't be associated
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with the film oh man I I'm just going to gloss over that
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um I think I wish they had have done this movie before they did Suicide Squad
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and I think they actually probably should have done Wonder Woman before
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they did Batman v Superman or they could have just not done Suicide Squad because
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it was bad I don't know why they made that movie at all no well I do it's they
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introduce a lot of villains very quickly yeah but they were terrible villains
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love their [ __ ] with they completely completely different tone to like all
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the other films so far but yeah no Wonder Woman it's it's good go see it
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all right not if you're in Lebanon unless you're in Lebanon yeah yeah yeah Wonder Woman's
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been banned in Lebanon because she's uh she's a Jew well it's because that's
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actually not the reason no it's because she was she's Israeli and so she served
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in the military and so the Jew military as they call
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it but it's sort of weird that they ban this one when they let Batman v Superman
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go right cuz she was in that as well presumably yeah well not presumably I
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know she was I saw it I I was like Batman or Superman serving the Israeli mil
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military well there was that Flash Forward into the future where he was in
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the desert I mean that that could have been him fighting in Lebanon they didn't
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really explain it it's not all desert over there in
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Lebanon just just pointing that out yeah you've never been to Lebanon I know but
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I know that the Middle East is an old desert look if there's one thing that
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I've learned rainforests in countries is that places only have one
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terrain uh Lebanon is the only Middle Eastern country without a desert just
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FYI there you go okay I'm looking up rainforest though I can't really
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find any any evidence of a Lebanese rainforest I think in Iran I think
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there's a rainforest in Iran let me check yeah
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yep that is correct okay well welcome to Middle Eastern
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geography gasm I just read there was like an article I read once that was
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like 10 things you didn't know about the Middle East um there's a lot more than
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10 I didn't know yeah it's plenty of them I um I watched a movie this week
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also did you know it's called clown and it's on Netflix all right what
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is clown it's a movie about a uh a guy
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who is a a real estate agent uh and it's his son's birthday and the clown for the
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party calls in sick and doesn't show up so his wife calls him and says uh we
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need a clown for the party and he goes don't worry about it I'm at this uh this
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guy's house and he apparently has a bunch of costumes uh and he finds in an old trunk
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that's conveniently inconveniently chained to the wall he finds an old
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clown costume mhm which he pops on turns out it's
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cursed oh what are the chances well actually that's the uh that's the
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tagline the the synopsis says it's cursed it's actually the skin and hair
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of a demon uh that the clown is based
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on cuz all clowns are based on a demon that's a little fact yeah and then he uh
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and then he he becomes the demon and has to eat children and uh that's it's the
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movie I watched and it's great wow it so I've also just noticed it's directed by
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John Watts who is the director of Spider-Man
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homecoming oh didn't know that so uh I guess you know what we're in store for
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it's produced by Roth which is why I was like okay maybe I watch this mhm sucks
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it's I don't it's not on my Netflix Oh I guarantee it won't be on mine then
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bummer it's probably on probably showing in Italy it might be time to take this
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computer to Italy been so good my computer's been
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nowhere and yet still having
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problems well it's cuz it's a Windows
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machine judgmental this is why people call you a hipster
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me people call me a hipster oh no I did get yeah you're right people do call me
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that all right fine my old boss called me a hipster and
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I was like really all right that didn't realize you're you're so a
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hipster well look if he's a hipster you're a hipster I'm the original
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hipster hipster is a based off me I mean that's not entirely
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untrue all circumstantial evidence points to that I was wearing stupid [ __ ]
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and doing stupid [ __ ] with my facial hair long before anyone else that's true
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but that's just because you didn't you actually didn't give a [ __ ] you weren't
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trying to fit into a new like Trend no I
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I I I like it I'll wear it mhm mhm it's actually a good way to buy
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clothes cuz a lot of the clothes I buy I go I like that but because no one else
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does they're really cheap I just got bright orange yellow pants but like 15
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bucks they were down from 100
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amazing yeah in the nobody wants these sale say nobody wanted them what are
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they thinking I love it that somebody's got what did you give for these uh
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bright yellow pants and somebody's gone I reckon we could get 100 bucks for
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them and I wonder I wonder how long they lasted before they went what do you
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reckon 15 let's get rid of them yeah should we put
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a dollar no put 15 we'll see evidently I need to go to the
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Netherlands that's where they wear Netherland the yellow pants they like
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what's tell to this homeless guy who's limping his way across the store now
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from what I've heard in the Netherlands once you hit 40 is when you start
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wearing bright colored clothes is that a
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thing God what are you going to wear well I just want to go there to go
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shopping it's really hard to find bright colors yeah maybe you're just color
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blind why it's cuz no one wears them I
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do go to Japan you'll be fine he did go to ja I
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didn't really find anything yeah you wouldn't fit into the the Japanese
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clothes either that's true he's big in Japan whenever I've ordered um off
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clothes off the internet that were because they have some cool kind of
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gothy Rock style clothing in Japan because Japan just makes cool stuff M uh
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whenever I order it it's too small you have to order like I'm like extra extra
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extra large and I'm like come on guys I'm not but that is where I got my Batman
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shirt from with a cape yeah it's more than a shirt more I I'm going to get a cape I'm
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going to wear a cap I'm going to be Lando I could make that work speaking of
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superheroes I saw this week that there is a kind of unannounced it appeared on
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Amazon uh and now has been explained it's the editor's cut of Spider-Man 3
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coming out on Blu-ray and editor cut I mean yeah I mean you'd say that every
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movie was an editor's cut but I guess is this that the editor's gone look I was
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specifically told to do some things that I didn't agree with so I've changed
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those shots back around if you want I can bring in the version I've got at
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home that I made for myself I mean it's similar because
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obviously the editing is not going to make it that different yeah but it's
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missing uh some bizarre scenes apparently which I'm Pro I probably
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liked because I liked that movie for what it was um yeah it's just a
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different version of it that uh they're putting out on Blu-ray hoping that
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people will finally buy it I guess uh I already have all these on Blu-ray I
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think but I uh I read that it appeared on Amazon over the weekend and then
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mysteriously disappeared as quickly as it appeared yeah
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except uh some people I guess either managed to order it or or just saw what
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the changes were because it's got like a list here of what's different about it
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but like how do they know because apparently it's back now like it you can
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it's coming out um June 13th it's coming out with a re-release of all the others
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but they probably just got up there a little bit early and then they've gone
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out now put it back up and then they've put out what it is well it looks like some people
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actually managed to order it or something the yeah the second it goes up
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there you'd be able to order it but they can still take it down and retract it from there
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hm oh here we go full list of differences different background music
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during certain scenes overhead show I didn't like this score I've got I've done my
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own it's it's the old Spider-Man theme song
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it's just yeah it's just a couple of couple of changes
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interesting oh well whatever yeah it seems a weird time to release it though
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no well homecomings coming out so not really yeah now that that guy's finished
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uh clown he's put all his attention into homecoming so they're probably like oh
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we could probably sell a few of these let's re-release it cuz they're
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re-releasing the other two as well like all all three of the Sam Ramy ones but edit is
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cut no they like don't mess with the first two people like those [ __ ] yeah we
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do yeah I still like the third one as well yeah I I guess I like the third one
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I certainly didn't hate on it as much as everyone else seemed to I didn't think
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it was as good as number two I mean number two was [ __ ] great yeah
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absolutely I can't remember them you were drunk
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like ah that make sense oh you know we hey I'm sober today are you oh yeah good
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job this is only my second drink I'm sober as well cuz it's 9:00
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a.m. I'm I'm sober I'm not not drinking don't think that's what sober means Luke
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I think sober does mean not drinking yeah it does actually oh well I've got
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I've only got a buzz right so I think what you are defitely not drunk well
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this is my second drink so it's less of a buzz than what I would normally have
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yeah I is a sliding scale oh okay well yeah my idea of so is
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a lot different to a lot of other people's then especially my
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doctor's we skipped some Star Wars news by accident uh I put it down I put it
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down the bottom under the Star Wars news section that I created and then forgot
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to put the other ones down there um there is a
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Critic uh by the name of Bob
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lundgard mhm who uh 40 years ago went
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and saw star horse upon its release thought it was [ __ ] yeah didn't care for
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it no wrote a scathing review and said uh this is he said not even my movie of
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the month in fact it's behind Annie Hall and Jonah and he does actually doesn't
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even remember what Jonah is but he just thought it was better than Star Wars I
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look this up Jonah 1977
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movie yeah this is in his retrospective I guess 40 years later uh has he
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rewatched it why bother there are no surprises and for sure no
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laughs of course there's no laughs I mean it's not a comedy is that the
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problem he thought it was a comedy I don't know but yeah he laugh once in
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this epic space
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adventure also can't find any evidence of a movie with Jonah in the title
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released in 1977 well there you go he says he's
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watched Annie Hall dozens of times and never stopped laughing at Woody Allen
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wrestling with again it's not a comedy
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stop you got to stop comparing it to just I mean when you hold it up to other
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comedies I'm [ __ ] barely laugh at all
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yeah I watched Paul Blart mop 100 yeah that's right but any other comedies
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like Citizen Kane and Schindler's List [ __ ] zero
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laughs yeah alen but I love this funny I stand behind my original
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statement which essentially was don't bring your brains with you but your kids
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will love it mine certainly did and they' never let me forget
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it yeah well he can think that like it's the movie is not for
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well clearly but I want to know did he ever watch Empire or return did he go back to
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or well I'm assuming not because he he he doesn't mention them and he says he
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never bothered to watch the first one again so I assume that he just skipped
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them has he watched maybe he watched Caravan of courage or something like
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that I love that movie style yeah Battle
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of Endor wasn't the greatest but car courage was great I wonder if you like
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thean to Menace with the hilarious antics of J Binks maybe imagine imagine
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he watched Star Wars and didn't like it and then held out for years and years
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and didn't watch Empire or Jedi and then 20 years later he's like [ __ ] it I'll
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I'll watch this new one The Phantom Menace he'd be like so self-righteous
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after that told you
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[ __ ] but I love it here he tries to he tries to backtrack too and say that
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there's been plenty of movies he's Miss misjudged you know there are many movies
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I've watched for a second time in wish I'd been more attentive to early
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Spielberg for instance or breaking away a brilliant look at class struggles in
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America that I treated too much as a rocky style Underdog Victory [ __ ]
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Rocky is a great movie and I'll not have you [ __ ] badmouth it although I'll
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tell you he played the long game right and he and he's technically won because
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if he had in 1977 been amongst the the voices that were just like yeah it's
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awesome no one would remember who he is but now 40 years later he's able to put
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out this article and saying look I [ __ ] hated it then and I stand by it
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I hate it now and now he's got all this attention I think he's still a Critic
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today I think no no it says he's a former movie critic for the Star Tribune
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I don't know what he does now okay but 40 years later he's able to to get all
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this attention that he wouldn't have gotten had he just thought it was
29:23
awesome like everyone else it's a long game yeah see your point I mean this
29:29
article's got 68 comments that's not as many as I was I was like that's not
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actually that's not impressive mind comments that's that's great I'm
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checking him out on LinkedIn linked you g to add
29:44
him I don't have a LinkedIn account oh I can't see anything yeah you
29:50
got I don't know how LinkedIn Works L doesn't have a LinkedIn account because
29:54
spies are not allowed to advertise their positions that's right do you guys want
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to hear about my faux this week
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[Music]
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always now this wasn't a racial faux par but it just goes to show so we can't use
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the jingle that I'm just really not comfortable around people who aren't you
30:23
guys you know what I mean we've like we've created like an incubator for like
30:28
this warm environment where anything goes and and I just keep forgetting that
30:34
that doesn't count out there in the real world yeah right so yeah you we can try
30:39
out different styles like different jokes different kinds of stuff in like
30:44
like with each other and and it's like yeah doesn't yeah and if it it's not
30:49
funny then it's okay yeah yeah and that we know are always going to be funny but
30:54
that's not the case out there case in point so I'm filming this comedy series
30:59
and we're on set today there's a there's a subplot where one of the characters is
31:02
on Tinder the dating app right yeah and uh the actress who who plays this
31:07
character said look I've been married for longer than tinder's been a things
31:11
I've never even seen Tinder what does it look like and the actor who's in the
31:15
scene with her goes oh I've got it on my phone uh whips it out opens it the app
31:19
up and uh and Tinder opens and it I don't know if it just doesn't have a
31:23
holding page or it just jumps straight into it but it went straight to the next
31:27
potential match and a guy came no a male picture came up
31:33
and automatically I went gay but then it occurred to me well he probably is gay
31:40
cuz what other reason would he have guys on his [ __ ]
31:44
Tinder but I still think that would be funny that would be something we would
31:48
say to one of our gay friends he's not my friend he's an
31:53
employe that makes it a bit someone I've cast in a TV show
31:59
was his first on Dan as soon as it came out of my mouth I
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was like what it's not some glitch dude you said it to [ __ ] be whoever you
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want to meet I'm
32:18
sure I just I just don't like it out there I just want to I just want to hang
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out with you guys we're it's safe what did he say he didn't say anything which
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kind of made it worse no one said anything there was a pause and then the
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conversation just [Laughter]
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continued oh dear yeah I still think it's funny thank
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you I know that's my point I'm still
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laughing Dan yeah well if you know how Tinder Works
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WR in let us know yeah that's right podcast at multipl nerd gm.com M
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Instagram we probably don't even need to list these people know how that [ __ ]
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works right just look for multiple nerdgasm on whatever social network if
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you find us we're there if not we too old let us know and we'll create it yeah
33:18
we're too old and we haven't heard of whatever this is that you're
33:22
on speaking of which same series different shoot day and uh this [ __ ]
33:28
little pop star that we've got [ __ ] they cast a [ __ ] singer in the lead role
33:32
just for a [ __ ] fans fan base [ __ ] corrup is this staying in the podcast
33:36
just so I know yeah it's can stay in I'm not going to say all right good fine but
33:41
um but she knows she knows she knows who she is we're on set right was between
33:47
takes and she makes me watch her latest music video like on her phone like
33:53
that's not already awkward enough right right and then at the end of it she
33:57
shows me she goes do you even understand it like Millennial
34:04
stuff and I'm like I know what a [ __ ] music video is you guys think you
34:09
[ __ ] invented music videos I've seen a phone before did you TR did you try to
34:14
explain to her when you used to record music videos off the television [ __ ]
34:18
she wouldn't know what that even meant did she mean did you get the message of
34:22
the song is that what she meant well I [ __ ] I tell you right now I didn't so if
34:27
that is what she meant and she was bang on it it was her band or her and her
34:33
kind of like backing people in a in a in a weird crazy colorful environment and
34:39
she was sitting on a giant slice of pizza and there was a blue ball with
34:43
legs that she was like hitting so get it if that's if that's a millennial thing
34:50
and all Millennials are like oh yeah the big ball in the slice of pizza yeah I
34:53
get that I get that I'm under 30 so I get that yeah can't buy a house so we do that
34:59
instead that's right yeah yeah our degrees get us nowhere but well we do
35:05
know what the giant slice of pizza is for that's right it's all I got I got to
35:09
look forward to I heard a new slang the other day though that I really can't wait to ruin
35:15
cuz I don't know if the listeners know this but I've got this personal Crusade
35:19
uh to ruin uh young people's slangs by using them because when an old person
35:25
like me uses them they instantly stop being Co right yeah so here's one that I
35:29
want to decool as quickly as I possibly can you guys heard the phrase hundo
35:35
p no want to guess what it means someone
35:39
says hundo P what does that
35:43
mean 100 pesos
35:46
100% oh God hundo P hundo p hund p so
35:51
that this episode is now called hob yeah that'll make it uncool real
35:57
quick yeah exactly hund you Google it and the first thing that comes up
36:01
multiple nasm episode and the kids going to be like oh [ __ ] that three guys in
36:06
their late 30s that's hey I'm still mid I'm mid-30s I don't even understand what the Giant
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Pizza is about yeah it doesn't have a giant pizza in it I'm not going to [ __ ]
36:17
understand it oh you know what else I didn't understand this week I saw this
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uh it was on uh I saw a picture of the book and I was like what the [ __ ] is
36:25
that uh did you guys see this you both been in Japan and I haven't have you seen detective
36:31
butt I didn't see it in Japan but I did enjoy going through this
36:36
link so it's a it's a children's character in Japan apparently
36:43
it's very popular children's book series called detective butt and it's about a
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detective whose face is a butt yeah and I mean other than that it doesn't really
36:55
have much to do with the pl except there are photos of
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him like burping on people which I guess means farting on people he farting in
37:05
the face of this pig I don't know what relevance I guess I guess a burp is a
37:10
fart when your mouth is an anus right but uh apparently this is huge in Japan
37:16
this for children with kids or like is it teaching a lesson like is it is it
37:21
educational or do they just love that there's a bud yeah it's like an
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educational children's book about tricking kids into to reading yeah cuz
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he's like he you know uses logic and and stuff to solve crimes and and you know
37:34
learns oh and here we go he he deploys his secret weapon a potent blast of
37:40
facial flatulence to disable criminals but other than that he's just
37:45
other than that he's very logical other than that he's just normal except his
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face is a butt oh so he's deformed I guess so right y do they address that I
37:55
wonder at night like he solves crimes and he goes and just looks in the mirror
37:59
and cries out of his one orifice in the middle of his face I don't want to know
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what that looks like tears off a piece of toilet paper and dries his
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tear detective butt but he's a detective
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right yeah private detective or does he work for the police
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department fully deed officer I think he's like Sherlock Holmes from what I
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gather so I guess maybe he's like a Consulting detective yeah yeah
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they just bring him in when they need him they need someone to fart on
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criminals but listeners if you uh if you're familiar with Detective but uh
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and you want to chime in and give us more info because it's in Japanese
38:43
obviously so I haven't been able to read there is an English translation I think
38:47
we do have some listeners that speak Japanese I know we do so yeah no I know
38:51
um so I'm also married to one that true I I was implying that yep Luke is
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married to a buttt detective yep so a that wasn't meant to be cruel that was
39:04
just just a kind of a you know well you heard her
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feelings and now she's crying out of her anus gross yeah maybe I'll try and get a
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copy of this in English if I can oh I have something exciting you're only
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going to get to hear part of it I've worked out what my new tattoo is is it
39:24
detective but it's not but you won't get you won't get to find out what it is
39:28
until I get it right so we hear no part of it in other words yeah so the bit we
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get to hear is that you're getting one I'm getting a tattoo when are you
39:36
getting it can we at least know that okay right but you've decided I'm just
39:42
researching I've decided what it is okay can I ask this then I'm not asking for
39:45
any clues I just want to know is it something we've discussed before or is
39:49
this a totally new idea this is a totally new idea okay all right
39:55
wow all right is it based on an existing
39:59
property yes it what do you think
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man luk body is like a Hollywood studio okay unless it's based on a book a movie
40:09
or a video game it doesn't get on there oh I you know what exactly you just
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reminded me of something and uh well first of all go to multipl nasm.com
40:17
merch check out our merch store um we've got I've t-shirts we've got stickers
40:22
we've got a bunch of cool stuff and we've got some awesome independent
40:25
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40:29
nasm.com merch uh they'll support the podcast and I don't know maybe there's
40:35
some detective butt t-shirt already looking for it that's what I thought
40:40
yeah hold on definitely some kind of butt t-shirts I'll try detective but first
40:45
I'll see if we can hit the nail on the head if not we can just go generic butt
40:52
shirts detective butt uh I Reon you would be able to get one look like it
40:58
although there one has come up there is a there it's a Japanese one it's in the
41:04
article there is a butt with legs farting available on T public although I
41:10
don't know that I would wear that is it yeah there's a butt selfy zombie God
41:14
there's so many good designs on here like I typed in butt detective but it's
41:17
also giving me a bunch of Sherlock and uh and Batman related stuff that it
41:23
obviously is not related to butts so don't get the wrong idea there and is a
41:26
daredevil one that's really cool yeah so much good [ __ ] on here
41:30
there's one that's just an ass with a pirate hat yeah I mean I didn't say they were
41:35
all good although I have not seen the the butt with the pirate hat to know whether
41:42
it it's go [ __ ] me some of these are so weird it's
41:50
fine I can't even describe some of these multip nasm.com merch uh Nick Valentine
41:57
detective agency shirt oh really yeah cool I've been playing a lot of Fallout 4 have you
42:03
yeah hell yeah all right we'll add some of these to uh to our store but yeah
42:09
multip nasm.com merch even if you if you do a search even if you want something
42:12
else if you go through that link um they know that that you came from us and that
42:16
they'll support us so that would be really cool and you can get the t-shirts uh
42:21
notepads laptop sleeve stickers all sorts of stuff uh and they're they're
42:25
really good quality and uh and the designs are really
42:29
cool um I have some bad news for Luke and I'm surpris bad news I don't
42:36
like bad news well and I'm surprised you didn't go see see this film at least you
42:41
haven't mentioned that you did but apparently Baywatch isn't doing very
42:46
well I know I was actually going to go see it this week but that's what I've
42:49
heard yeah I mean I I heard One reviewer use the phrase colossal flop which I
42:55
knew it wasn't going to be like a great movie but I wasn't expecting bad I think
42:59
it sounds pretty good to be honest from what I've heard like there was one I was thinking
43:04
this Camp over the top episode of Baywatch pretty
43:09
much cuz I remember not what I'm hearing I don't know if we discussed it on here
43:13
there was that review that said it only bothers with the plot when it runs out
43:16
of Dick jokes and I was like all right I'm yeah I mean who what who wa a judge
43:22
Chiller 7's probably not interested I I still might go go and see
43:27
it this week cuz you know I like the rock yeah and if it's doing badly I want
43:32
to help him out but the thing is he's now he's now one of those people that's
43:39
that said he he he won't accept that people just don't like the film he's
43:43
become one of those people that's like no critics are just [ __ ] like it's
43:47
not that the film's bad it's just that you're all stupid like he's become one
43:49
of those people like you know like the sometimes it does happen that the
43:53
critics reveal it and they'll hate it and the audience loves it but if
43:56
everyone's not liking it then you've you've missed something I mean Rotten
44:00
Tomatoes can pretty much I mean it's not not an exact science but it does give
44:05
you a pretty good overview because it says critics and then people 20% critics
44:12
68% audience that's not bad that's not bad so I guess yeah maybe you're right
44:18
yeah but people maybe I don't and I don't think it would be as bad as what
44:21
they're saying because a lot of people going to come down on it because of what
44:24
the movie is and it's and it is Dick jokes in the Rock but I'm going to go
44:28
see it it's all in the title man look yeah Luke I think you need to see it and
44:33
and report back this is going to be one of those ones that I'm not going to see
44:37
unless one of you guys assure me it's brilliant you know I I held out on
44:40
Zoolander too until you guys told me how great it was and and you were right uh
44:46
it was great so what does Rotten Tomato say about zulanda too while you're
44:51
looking that up can I just can I just go back to uh I'm still just looking up
44:56
butt shirts on Tu right there's this one
45:00
artist who has drawn every superhero you could possibly imagine with their pants
45:06
down and their butt showing now I'm male and female I'm looking here it's
45:12
Supergirl Batgirl uh Spider-Man Spiderwoman poison ivy Catwoman um
45:18
Batman Wonder Woman everyone every The
45:21
Flash uh Iron Man I mean it's it's like
45:26
somebody cracked open my head when I was in year one you know where right and or
45:32
or just you know looked at all the sketches I was doing back then just the
45:36
things I loved superheroes and just random nudity could have been could have
45:40
been you yeah so uh not neart
45:46
not not I don't I don't know how you say
45:50
this guy's name but uh kudos to you
45:54
buddy um Zoolander 2 apparently the critics liked it more
45:58
than the audience did 23% critics 21% audience oh wow what's wrong with
46:04
people I guess it just goes to show
46:07
we're [ __ ] weird uh yeah that's true I don't think you should get number
46:13
reviews no I I don't like them in in fact I I mean we don't do that here
46:19
obviously our reviews I think you should have like definitely see maybe see yeah
46:25
wait for television or streaming skip yeah I know I made a mistake I'm
46:31
sorry our reviews are kind of like we just have a discussion about what we
46:35
liked and didn't like about it and I prefer people who like I prefer that
46:38
kind of stuff that's why I like half in the bag well my whole thing is put a number
46:43
on it something that I might like or might dislike you might like yeah so you
46:48
should really go make your own decision that's definitely true listeners
46:51
something that Luke likes you might not like except for Caravan of Courage
46:56
everyone loves that movie like yellow pants or I tell you I tell you what I
47:01
like thimble weed Park was good oh that's right I have to
47:06
install that [ __ ] great end great
47:09
ending oh my God yeah yeah finished it
47:14
yeah great I purchased it you did yes
47:19
good job I purchased it twice on the Xbox I purchase on the Xbox but I'm
47:23
going to play it on PC okay I to play anyway play Anywhere title so yeah right
47:29
yeah it's good game uh like I said we talked before I was a little little put
47:34
off by some of the voice acting in Parts like it's mostly overall it's fine it's
47:38
just there's a few bits where it seems like they're pronouncing things wrong
47:41
and putting the wrong emphasis on things and I was like that's weird they didn't
47:43
catch that but uh it's also weird playing a game like this with voice
47:48
acting to begin with that's true but overall yeah I loved it good
47:53
puzzles yeah and I got to go through I can't remember like I've said this
47:57
before I don't know if I played it on casual or hardore I'll tell you how you
48:00
know uh when you finish it on hard you get an achievement for finishing it on
48:05
hard oh maybe I didn't then so if you didn't get that you may not have H just
48:10
like to point out that uh I finished this on hard all right I guess I got to
48:14
play it again then yeah guess you do yeah well and that and there was there
48:19
were inventory items that I didn't use for anything so I'm assuming that means
48:25
probably I didn't play it on half perhaps but there was in inventory items
48:30
I didn't use either and after completing the game I only have 60 something per of
48:36
achievements so there's obviously a bunch of stuff that you can do and I'm
48:42
one [ __ ] dust particle short oh
48:46
really I got all those you did yeah problem is I don't know which ones I
48:51
like didn't get I mean I think I think they respawn actually ah okay I think
48:57
they respawn we just need to go for another wander yeah Lo load from the
49:01
last save and wander around I was disappointed about that I might even try
49:06
and play this with henna oh yeah yeah that could be cool actually because then
49:10
you can yeah discuss what to do next game for it yeah and she's a lot smarter than I am
49:16
so it might be easier maybe maybe playing it with a
49:20
smart person would ruin it what I liked about playing through this is that I was
49:25
genuinely lost a few times like just it it was like when I was a kid and was
49:29
playing these and I ended up just started going okay [ __ ] use this on
49:33
this no use this on this no the only thing is I I hate it when I you know
49:39
when you you kind of half solve a puzzle before you even realize what the puzzle
49:43
is yeah and I mean that's not their fault that's my fault it's cuz I go oh
49:46
there's a thing and I should use this thing on it and see happens that's that
49:49
yeah and then it does a thing in it like the for example I don't want to give a
49:54
exact example it was a spoiler but yeah when you start that can also throw you
49:57
off what you're doing because you start focusing on that one thing when you
50:01
should be doing something else first like I start a piece of machinery and
50:05
then you know like it starts up and moves out of the way and I'm like why
50:09
why do I even need that to happen and then it's like yeah yeah get it too
50:13
early but then there's time like I spent ages trying to figure out how to get
50:17
into that tomb like in the first chapter yeah you don't even need to yet
50:23
no that wasil that was quite early it's not a spoiler but yeah and when when you
50:29
when you get in there you you get in there yeah oh you get in there all
50:35
right real deep I don't know what we're talking about did you get some
50:39
achievements this week Luke I certainly did got my streak going so we definitely
50:44
getting achievements so uh you got some uh got some achievements to to to throw
50:49
at us for achievement this week well there's the complete chapter 6
50:55
of episode 1 of uh The Telltale Game going into the
50:59
Galaxy oh yeah play that it's it's actually really good it's sort of weird
51:05
that it came out the same time as the movie cuz it's not tied in with the
51:08
movie that's right yeah it's completely different yeah well not not completely
51:12
different but it's not based on that at all but no definitely I'd give that a
51:16
play I also finished uh The Walking Dead the New Frontier oh yeah finished
51:21
episode five of that is that also Telltale Telltale y oh my really like
51:26
the T to games I always keep giving them money I kind yeah I do too but then like
51:31
I didn't even finish fables really that you have to finish that one that was
51:35
amazing they need to make a sequel to that yeah maybe it's cuz people like
51:39
bought it and then just didn't play it the one that took me the most amount of
51:44
time was complete a Championship starting at every race route in the game
51:48
in for of horizon 3 all right that took forever do you
51:53
know how long it took roughly um roughly from start to finish it took me from
51:58
when I got the game until today right um
52:02
all I probably looking at 20 to 30 hours and how many points did you get
52:08
for it 30 [ __ ] is that all that's all
52:14
it's actually quite depressing you right but only 2% of
52:20
people have unlocked that achievement oh that's cool I the first time I saw one of those
52:25
rare ones people or 2% of people that have played the game because 2% of all
52:29
people is quite a lot of people 2% of all people that have played the game
52:34
yeah I mean you could say that about any achievement really yeah yeah
52:40
Xbox but no I I get that um that little diamond in case you're wondering 2% of
52:44
the world's population is 149 million people [ __ ] it's not that many not
52:50
really an achievement is
52:54
it so quite ilg Lucas getting that
52:59
[Laughter] achievement all right cool so I mean do
53:04
we think that was time well spent Dan oh I can tell you it's not I was going to
53:09
say luk luk doesn't get an opinion on this uh but thanks for thanks for
53:13
backing me up no I don't I don't think that was worth it quite honestly that
53:16
sounds like a colossal waste of time well no because I've been trying to be
53:21
good and hold off hitting that 400,000 in case cuz I cannot decide what to get
53:26
get that that in yeah listeners right in I you know what it's a pretty big ask I
53:31
guess but so I'm not surprised we haven't that many people respond cuz
53:36
like you have to figure out what achievements are going to be a pain in
53:39
the ass for Luke and what and no one knows which you do and don't have so
53:42
this is not the best kind of interactive event we've had no this is also I may
53:47
not even take definitely not the worst definitely not the best it's also me
53:51
just trying to decide what I want to do it in and I don't have long I've got 400
53:55
points well maybe you should ride in
53:59
Luke I think Galaxy comes out in two
54:04
days so there's gamer score right there right so I'll get that on
54:11
Tuesday and I don't know I'm playing a bit of Mafia 3 at the moment but that's
54:15
not worthy of it I want a game that's sort of worthy
54:18
of me hitting it h might be thimble weed
54:22
Park yeah makes sense it's a good game
54:27
h i i remember playing a lot of that's how they're the type of games I started
54:33
playing when I got into gaming originally yeah that a little bit let
54:37
just shoot Larry and yeah police Quest mhm uh remember the first police Quest
54:43
where you come out of the police station if you don't walk around the car to
54:46
check the tires you die [ __ ] game is over mate if you go off and do too many
54:53
things before going into the briefing or you go into the briefing
54:56
without getting anything from your locker the game is over yeah you walk in the briefing
55:03
naked that was a great game but [ __ ] brutal yeah it was UN I was going to
55:09
give someone a copy of that wasn't I of police Quest yeah okay what about this
55:15
if you pull over that speeding driver and don't give her a ticket the game
55:20
lets you continue playing for quite a while but you can't ever win yeah
55:26
now the worst one and we I'm sure we've talked about this before radio if you
55:30
yeah if you go up to the very end of the game without putting the [ __ ] radio
55:33
in your pocket that's it it'll let you do everything yeah the whole game and
55:39
then and at the very end the guy the commissioner comes in and he goes well we've got no
55:44
[Laughter] evidence yeah [ __ ]
55:49
off um let's see would it's it's so wrong that they let you get that far but
55:54
I quite like it as well games were brutal back then you know I was briefing
55:58
one of my design team in recently and I said uh I said that something needed to
56:03
look like Leisure Suit Larry and of course they had to Google it to find out
56:07
what I was talking about yeah I think even some of our listeners will that's
56:12
an old old game it is but he's he made a comeback on Kickstarter I don't know how
56:16
popular it was he did I remember playing
56:21
xbo 360 game yeah there was a legis suit laran Kickstarter I'm sure suit yeah
56:27
that 3601 was not great Kickstarter no that was a terrible that
56:32
wasn't a Leisure Suit Larry game that was a I don't know what it was yeah I
56:36
mean that that gets put in the pile with the uh 360 version of Monkey
56:40
Island I I like that cuz it was just the
56:44
game so who wants police Quest I'm just going to copy
56:51
this in the spreadsheet I'm just going to paste something in there might be a
56:56
steam key oh and whoever gets it first gets all the police Quest games well I
57:02
already have them so you can have [ __ ] I'm getting it I [ __ ] do want it take
57:06
it yeah I got games I got them in a Humble Bundle and accidentally purchased
57:12
are these the original versions or the VGA versions these I I don't know I haven't
57:17
actually played it I think they're the original versions yeah I I don't know I just buy
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games I don't play them on the computer anyway oh does anyone want a copy of her
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story not really doesn't sound like something any
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would like 4 r y r z d
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09 J L Y 8 m y r oh Luke's rebooting
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yeah there you go I just gave away a cop her story aren't I nice is her story let
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me give it a quick Google her story gay it's
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[Laughter] okay I do actually want to play that
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well you've given it away now oh no I already have it no right and I now have the
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uh Polie Quest bundle thanks Luke y not
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a problem yeah I like giving away stuff please Quest collection I'm not going to
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install it just yet God I've even got like all the Star Wars games I can give
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away as well what do you mean all what do you mean by all starting when oh I've
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got Battlefront 2 Empire walls Galactic Battlegrounds jonite 2 that's not all
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I'm pretty sure I have all those of Republic star star fighter the Force
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Unleashed Two the Force Unleashed X-Wing Alliance X-Wing Alli X3 TIE fighter and that's
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it all right well that is a lot oh I got statue Valley I can give away too oh I
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want that okay click to redeem I'm just going to paste this in the
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spreadsheet uh open there you go St Valley thanks I bought a game on Steam
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the other day over the weekend called Veron which is a World War I simulator
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which is simulator world world war well no I mean it's like it's setting it's a
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game set in World War I yeah right yeah yeah but it's the Forgotten War when it
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comes to video games it is my favorite war so I had to pick one right the best
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war you've ever been in that's right well it was the first one right well not
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the first war oh First World War I just like it it was it was originally it
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wasn't World War I it was just the Great War it was the war to Endor Wars it was
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great it was it good I don't think it works like that
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came along and kicked its ass the sequel some might say they were the same War
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some might say they were just an extension of the Napoleonic War the
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Napoleonic War in some ways was just an extension of the fall of the Western Roman
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Empire stay tuned for my podcast history 101 coming soon to the multi orgasm
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Channel little I know that kind of kind of undermined the sincerity of that all
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didn't it yeah I'm sorry to to jump on
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