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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show December 12th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I think I know what that is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 3: Our friend Chef's Swoop is here, Texas.
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  Speaker 4: Chef Swoop is one of my favorite guests that y'all
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  Speaker 4: have him and Half Baked, two very different characters.
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  Speaker 3: Swoop's voice is just comforting in general.
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  Speaker 5: I got I got that that that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So Chef Swoop is hanging out because
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  Speaker 4: menace ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Time for the
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  Speaker 4: late night Monologue.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty twenty five Year in review.
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  Speaker 6: Yea, yeah, open, ready to laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody, please welcome me here. Yeah, what a year we had.
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  Speaker 1: In January, Starbucks, there was an employee in Alabama who
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  Speaker 1: has been by a monkey that jumped through the drive
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  Speaker 1: to window. Police called the situation wild. With a tall
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  Speaker 1: order of prappuccino. Oh no, side.
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  Speaker 3: Note that worker might have aids now all right.
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  Speaker 1: February, a trailer in Pennsylvania containing one hundred thousand eggs
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  Speaker 1: was stolen, with some saying it was because of the
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  Speaker 1: egg prices at the time. I just say it's because
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  Speaker 1: dumbass Tyler wanted an omelet.
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  Speaker 6: Trailer for.
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  Speaker 2: In March.
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  Speaker 3: In March of four dozen egg omelet right.
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  Speaker 1: In March, a man in Memphis, Tennessee, had his leg
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  Speaker 1: grazed by a bullet with his dog by his dog Oreo,
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  Speaker 1: who jumped in his bed when his paw hit the trigger.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, what a boring story. Who doesn't pull
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  Speaker 1: out a gun when doing doggie?
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  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying? Makes it at your.
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  Speaker 3: Hot dark today?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Really.
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  Speaker 1: April, an online cruise company posted a prank saying they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be launching hush cruises where all where it's all
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  Speaker 1: silent and they only communicate with gestures. And that guy
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  Speaker 1: Greg and Wood, he's so horny they almost had sex
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  Speaker 1: almost again.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, right right yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In May, a second grader in Kentucky, left alone with
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  Speaker 1: his brother's phone, ordered twenty two cases of dumb dumb
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  Speaker 1: lollipops and it's like, hey, Fatty, your uncle slash dad
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  Speaker 1: now has to work an extra shift on Christmas at
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  Speaker 1: Walmart to pay off your debt, you dumb bitch.
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  Speaker 7: See Kentucky was the breed, I think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: June, a straight bull in India became an internet sensation
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  Speaker 1: after it jumped on a motorized scooter and took off.
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  Speaker 1: But like it's reversed here in America because dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 1: rides hogs.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, A total officer there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's a it's like backwards crowd scooter. Yep, all right.
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  Speaker 1: In July slash August, a mule cat was caught at
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  Speaker 1: a Costa Rica prison attempting to sneak in two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and thirty grams of marijuana.
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  Speaker 3: Pussy only holding two hundred and thirty grams? Nice start,
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  Speaker 3: am I? Right, ladies, that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 8: I like that one.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 1: All right. September, a man got pulled over in Canada
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  Speaker 1: for driving drunk on a Barbie Jeep on a busy
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  Speaker 1: road because he wanted a slurpee. Long story short, Menji
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  Speaker 1: is not allowed in Canada anymore.
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  Speaker 6: Shout out to Menji.
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  Speaker 3: All right now that now.
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  Speaker 1: In October, we had a lot of stories. Okay, there
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  Speaker 1: is nonsopper, yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah. But the biggest
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  Speaker 1: story was that we got to hang out with Jay
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  Speaker 1: Leno in his garage. It was huge and Greg had
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  Speaker 1: so many jokes and the one that I didn't share
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  Speaker 1: was like, hey Jay, check out my hemmy as I
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  Speaker 1: Joe in the back seat.
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  Speaker 6: That was that was a really joke. It was just statement, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it wasn't meant to be hilarious. Oh, I just wanted
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  Speaker 6: to joke.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting constantly.
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  Speaker 6: Does enjoy being naughty? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What what story you missed? In November, a u K.
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  Speaker 1: Snack company launched a flavor of corn chips described as
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  Speaker 1: licking a nine vault battery.
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  Speaker 3: No name yet, but I'm guessing it's called butthole.
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  Speaker 6: I like that all right?
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  Speaker 3: See now you got chefs on board the company.
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  Speaker 1: With all that said, though, uh, this year the Woody
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  Speaker 1: Show lost hundreds of pounds thanks to weight, lots of
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  Speaker 1: shrugs and the medical terms.
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  Speaker 6: It's we went from to book.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Morgan sold socks and Greg continue to suck.
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  Speaker 6: So Greg, I forgot what right what you were sucking on?
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  Speaker 6: You forgot Sam?
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  Speaker 1: We found love at sea, but may have gotten the
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  Speaker 1: poop deck injury.
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  Speaker 3: Wood. You bought a plane so you can playing wood.
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  Speaker 6: He bought a.
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  Speaker 3: Plane so you can look down on you even.
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  Speaker 1: Further, while Vaughn wishes he was I messed that one up.
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  Speaker 6: All right, We'll move on.
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  Speaker 1: She'd have bought a house while we took over a
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  Speaker 1: land owned by a mouse. Seats kept up with cards
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  Speaker 1: and enjoyed farts. Menji got trash at a prom and
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  Speaker 1: we all fell in love with dumbass Tyler's mom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Bort moved to a place like a resort, and we
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  Speaker 1: drank coke zero by the courts went to Dubai and
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  Speaker 1: continued to ask how's your pie? We had a wonderful
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  Speaker 1: year at the Woody Show, and thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: for listening and all your support. We have a great
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  Speaker 1: show for you today. We have Julio Iglesias and Savage guarded.
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  Speaker 3: Savage guards that our festive little ended. Thank you and.
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  Speaker 6: Hope to see you next year.
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  Speaker 3: I'm out of jo glacious menaces. Late Night Monologue, twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty five Year in review.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody, thank you, gave me, thank you, Thank you very much, Ben,
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  Speaker 4: No problem.
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  Speaker 6: All right, we're gonna take a break.
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  Speaker 3: We'll come back. We got the d u i Q
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  Speaker 3: coming up for you next.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to be our contest and give us
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  Speaker 4: a call eight seven seven forty four. What he is
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  Speaker 4: the phone number? That's eight seven seven forty four. What
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  Speaker 4: do you guys know? How the game works? See Bass
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  Speaker 4: is out there talking to them drunks, and you just
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  Speaker 4: have to guess will the drunk person get.
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  Speaker 3: One of these very easy tribute questions right, yes or no?
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  Speaker 4: If you can guess correctly two out of three times,
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  Speaker 4: you could be the winner on the Duyq coming up
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  Speaker 4: next again? Eight seven seven forty four? What he call
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  Speaker 4: now to play?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, I think I know what that is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: We just heard that.
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  Speaker 4: That's okay, that's all right, nothing to bother us today
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  Speaker 4: because it's a Friday, everybody, and aday, yeah, and time
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  Speaker 4: for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumbass contest is
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  Speaker 4: the du.
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  Speaker 9: Well Chefs Snoops, I'm out here.
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  Speaker 4: Man is here playing along as well. Duyq seabask's playing
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  Speaker 4: the game to everybody, Please.
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  Speaker 7: I find someone very drunk out on these streets and
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  Speaker 7: ask them some very easy questions. So the game is
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  Speaker 7: not in answering the questions. Everyone listening knows the answer
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  Speaker 7: to the question because they're just so easy, all right, Right,
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  Speaker 7: The game is, well, the drunk person know the answer
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  Speaker 7: to the questions, and if you can guess whether they
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  Speaker 7: know it twice out of three times, you win.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Amy, who will be our
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  Speaker 3: contestant here on this round of the d U I Q.
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  Speaker 6: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Amy?
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  Speaker 6: How are you welcome to the Woodie Show? Hi?
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  Speaker 4: What show?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: All right, So the drunk person, we're going to do
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  Speaker 4: a little bit better before we get into the guesses
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  Speaker 4: for the questions at count.
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  Speaker 3: This way, we just have a better idea just how
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  Speaker 3: with it or not with it?
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  Speaker 6: They are?
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  Speaker 3: And who is this person? This is Jeremy.
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  Speaker 7: And I didn't realize Jeremy was a German name, but
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  Speaker 7: as you are about to hear, he certainly has the accents.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Jeremy, what are you up to tonight? Getting drunk?
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  Speaker 2: Getting drunk up with Chris Jerry? What are you getting
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  Speaker 2: drunk on?
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  Speaker 1: Red blue wad car and uh tonic and car?
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  Speaker 2: How many would you say you've had?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm a lightweight.
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  Speaker 2: It's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: I had a half brink over there, another half drink
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  Speaker 1: so and I.
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  Speaker 10: Was he's total h He should be embarrassed because yeah
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  Speaker 10: he's German, he should be able to drink exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, so Amy, that is Jeremy, And then
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  Speaker 4: we're going into the questions here, just got to guess
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  Speaker 4: yes or no? Will he get these questions?
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 4: We have Menace and Sammy. They are stone cold, sober.
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  Speaker 4: We're just guessing for fun on them if they're going
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  Speaker 4: to know the answer to these questions. And we'll start here.
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  Speaker 7: Question number one, what vehicle would you expect to find
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  Speaker 7: a porthole?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: On, what vehicle would you expect to find a porthole?
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  Speaker 3: Even give him an easy hint in the question? Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: everyone't get this all right? Uh?
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  Speaker 6: What do you guys think? I I want to go
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  Speaker 6: just insane and start with a triple yes, triple yes.
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  Speaker 8: I want to go insane and start with a triple no.
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  Speaker 4: Menace get it. No, Menace will get it, Sammy will
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  Speaker 4: get it. I'll say no for Jeremy, just because you
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  Speaker 4: know it sounds pretty tressed.
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  Speaker 6: Might be the easiest question we've ever had.
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  Speaker 8: I don't, come on, don't get crazy.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's definitely. Oh I'm getting crazy.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty It is pretty damn I got crazy with
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  Speaker 3: triple yes.
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  Speaker 6: Chef's woop?
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  Speaker 9: What do you think I mean? The hint in the question, it's.
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  Speaker 6: Just so obvious.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, I think I think let's just go I think
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  Speaker 9: everyone you.
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  Speaker 3: Think everybody gets this one.
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  Speaker 4: And then Menace and Sammy do you think that Jeremy
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  Speaker 4: gets it? No, all right, menace, no Amy?
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  Speaker 3: What do you think for Jeremy? No way, Jeremy, no.
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  Speaker 6: Way, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Question number one d u i Q on what vehicle
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  Speaker 3: would you expect to find a porthole? Menace an r
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  Speaker 3: V Sammy. I mean, I guess technically you could put
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  Speaker 3: it a porthole in our but that's not the.
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  Speaker 6: That's like a cruise ship.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, port yeah, ye, all right, for sure you could
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  Speaker 3: get that one.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's see if let's see if Amy gets
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  Speaker 4: the first point of the game.
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  Speaker 3: Question number one, what vehicle would you expect to find
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  Speaker 3: a porthole? A porthole on awhicle? A porthole on a vehicle?
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  Speaker 2: Is it hoday?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Did you drive a holiday?
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  Speaker 2: No, because it may be potholes in there.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I got our face.
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  Speaker 8: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah all right, well, hey Amy, good news, you got yourself.
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  Speaker 4: You got yourself the first point here are this round
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  Speaker 4: of the d u i Q. Question number two, what.
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  Speaker 2: Areny too of New York City's boroughs?
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  Speaker 8: No? Oh, right around here?
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  Speaker 4: I would say no for Jeremy, yes for men and.
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  Speaker 6: No for Sammy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 11: I believe in Sammy. I'm gonna say yes for Menace
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  Speaker 11: and Sammy, no for good old Jeremy.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Greg Gory, Uh yeah, no to Jeremy, to Jeremy.
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  Speaker 6: After that, let's say yes to Menace, no to Sammy.
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  Speaker 7: Oh babe, I get two out of the possible fifteen.
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  Speaker 6: All right, chef.
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  Speaker 5: Swoope, I'm going two out of three. I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: say Menace, you got it. I'm gonna and good luck
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  Speaker 5: to Sammy, Jeremy, Sammy, Sammy, you think Sammy got to.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, you got not for My man has had too
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  Speaker 9: many Jeremy.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, Amy, what do you think Jeremy?
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  Speaker 6: Will you get it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes or no? No for Jeremy Again.
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  Speaker 6: Here we go. Question number two.
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  Speaker 2: What Areny too of New York City's boroughs, Sammy?
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  Speaker 11: West Borough and east Borough?
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  Speaker 6: And how many burrows are there?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I'm going to famously, that's just there's.
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  Speaker 6: There's there's five chess.
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  Speaker 3: Whoops, new to this?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, that's right, there's five. There are five. Menace.
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  Speaker 3: You have the Bronx, you have Queens, you have Brooklyn,
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  Speaker 3: you have Manhattan, complete and l one. It always forgets
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  Speaker 3: this one, the trashiest one.
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  Speaker 6: Take a ferry. Come on, ye Davidson.
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  Speaker 3: It also is Staten Island Island. I was part of
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  Speaker 3: the borough.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah wow what the.
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  Speaker 3: Name literally had to be Burrow, West Coast of This
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  Speaker 3: is why we played the you can't write that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah all right, Well, Amy does not think that Jeremy
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  Speaker 4: gets this one, and if that ends up being the case,
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  Speaker 4: she's gonna be the winner on this round of the
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  Speaker 4: d U y Q.
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  Speaker 6: Question number two.
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  Speaker 2: Literally too of New York City's boroughs Brooklyn for sure,
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  Speaker 2: right New York. Is that Borrow.
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  Speaker 3: The easiest one? He missed out on Manhattan.
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  Speaker 4: Usually if anybody's gonna get him Manhattan and then maybe Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 3: You might say long accident Strong Island queen like Staten
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  Speaker 3: Islands won that. Everybody forgets about Leans by accident.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Well, hey Amy, congratulations, you are you winner here
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  Speaker 4: on the d U. I thank you, thank you, welcome
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  Speaker 4: all right, you's a peasy hang on one second. Thank
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  Speaker 4: you so much for listening to Woodie show. Have yourself
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  Speaker 4: a great weekend.
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  Speaker 6: Friday. Thanks. That's that's how it's.
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  Speaker 3: Done, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Question number three, which Amy didn't need, but we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: play for fun with Menace and Sammy here.
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  Speaker 6: Question number three.
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  Speaker 2: What is the third to last letter of the English alphabet?
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  Speaker 6: Third to last letter?
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  Speaker 3: All right, that's the easiest question we've ever asked.
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  Speaker 6: Now, well, come on, alright, what's the eleventh letter or
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  Speaker 6: something like that?
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  Speaker 3: Not to Jeremy and then yes for both Menace and Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, come on, come on.
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  Speaker 11: I'm gonna say triple yes. Yeah in alphabet in Germany, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna say hell, yeah, we're good in here. But outside
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  Speaker 5: outside of the studio, I don't I don't think that
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  Speaker 5: my man Jeremy is going to be able to grasp.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, come on, I don't know how many letters
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  Speaker 3: do they have in the German Now see a different alphabet?
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  Speaker 9: Well, you know how like what you say, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: say two U three?
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  Speaker 6: So who gets it?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'll give it to minutes, all right, So don't
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  Speaker 5: get it right? Well no, yeah, no, to get it right.
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  Speaker 5: One gets it wrong.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're good in the studio.
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  Speaker 8: Get there's thirty letters in the German alphabet, got it?
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  Speaker 6: Oh? Man?
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  Speaker 9: If he's using the German oneon's.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sticking with Yes, yep, Greg, you know what I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna say, triple say, does Jeremy get it nor all right.
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  Speaker 2: Question number three, what is the third to last letter
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  Speaker 2: of the English alphabet.
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  Speaker 3: Sammy, X and the Z X to the Z exhibit. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: X would be the answer that we're in your head?
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  Speaker 6: Why Z?
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  Speaker 2: Question number three, Jeremy, what is the third to last
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  Speaker 2: letter of the English alphabet X that starts with X?
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  Speaker 6: I was good to say, but that SUTs with.
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  Speaker 3: X that starts with ex Yeah, he did it. I
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  Speaker 3: think once the ball crossed the planets a touchdown. And
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  Speaker 3: by the way, you can see exhibit. He's playing live
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  Speaker 3: in Dallas at the Echo Lounge in the door for
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  Speaker 3: thirty four bucks.
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  Speaker 6: There you go.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's how you play the duy Q. Congratulations to
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  Speaker 4: our contestant, Amy Chef Swoop.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody, Yo yo, what up?
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  Speaker 1: What up?
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  Speaker 6: What up?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah man, Thank you guys. Always fun, thanks for coming by.
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  Speaker 4: Amazing Wagoo potato hash man, it's so good. We have
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  Speaker 4: posted on our Instagram at the show if you want
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  Speaker 4: to check it out, it's on our Instagram story. We
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  Speaker 4: have a link to Chef swooped Instagram at Chef Underscore Swoop.
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  Speaker 4: He'll lay out everything that you need to know so
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  Speaker 4: you can try to make it at home. For yourself.
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  Speaker 5: It's really good there and blend everything. All the ratio
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  Speaker 5: is up, all the ingredients you need. All right, Bodio Hartman, We.
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  Speaker 6: Will we will see you in twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, see you guys on the other side.
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  Speaker 3: Show So many gifts, so much obligation.
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  Speaker 6: No, No.
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  Speaker 3: Is full of gifts. Yeah, he's not just the ones
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  Speaker 3: I already got, These are many many more.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, we had old Saint Dick.
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  Speaker 3: He brought some stuff in that was just an appetizer.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know where have this stuff it came from? Ye?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I know where the food came from
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: because Sammy made these things.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: It's like a deconstructed cannole.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, so they're Petzel cookies.
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: And I brought really flat waffles.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Do you see that like a specialty store?
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Beautiful. Yeah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: And then I made canoli, which is basically like canola
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: fillings in your.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Cookies into it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll grab some. I thought these were store about there. Yeah,
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: absolutely perfect. May ye.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Mark, thank you, thank you?
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: And then what else? What else do we have here?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: What you brought in gifts for everybody? Okay?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Because I felt bad last year I was running out
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: of town and I didn't get anybody gifts, so I
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: made sure that I, you know, stepped it.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Up this year. Everybody, I'll send you a gift card.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I got a card for everybody because
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Greg shames me into getting card.
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: That was surprising.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: There was carg I'm going to open open the gift.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: My favorite thing in the world is a card. And
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: if I opened it the way Mennis opens a card, yeah,
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: he would just shake it. The gift card came. He
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: just goes like that, Yeah, toss it. What's merry Christmas? Grandma?
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Who makes family special? And heart's happy too? Who makes
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Christmas marrier? Grandma? That's who love you, Greg. I love
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: the man you have become Yolo menace a babe. Okay, okay,
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: all right, all right.
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: It's a really nice sentence.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: It's a gift bag and I'm guessing some kind of
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: booze in there. It is.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: My favorite it silver of silver o cab. It fits perfectly.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Thank you, my go to gift wine because uh you
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: never goes wrong with that one.
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, it's heavy, kid, this is so nice.
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna open my card, all right, he says, the
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: snowman is drying his hands under the dryer in the
• 19:46
  Speaker 11: bathroom and it's going snowman.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: No Helaire war.
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: Miss Christmas wishes it was lit this year. Thank you
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: for being part of it. Menace. It's beautifully wrapped.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: You didn't wrap I couldn't do it. Somebody else do it?
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: All right? All right? What is it?
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: What is this cool thing?
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: Is it's a.
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: Menace?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 20:16
  Speaker 11: It's one of those really cool digital frames photos.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for your new home.
• 20:23
  Speaker 8: So nice, Yes, it is, it is. It is really beautiful,
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: so beautiful things.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: I thought you would like you if you really don't.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: I got from.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Love.
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: I got this for the grandparents one time and they
• 20:40
  Speaker 11: think it's it, but you know, I don't get to
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: see any pictures.
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: This is amazing. Thank you so much.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Sammy, behind you all right, Sammy, uh you get everybody?
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Everybody got a car, everybody. I'm sorry, all right, there
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: we go. Oh it's will Fair from Elf but it's
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Buddy the Elf. Okay on the front.
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: It's a pop up card and.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: He's walking across.
• 21:05
  Speaker 11: So I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: Cane for it, and past the Sea of Swirly twirly
• 21:11
  Speaker 11: gum drops just to wish you an extra merry one.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, did you flip it looking for a
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: garden there?
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: Like okay, I'm having the Canoli cookies very tasty. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: it's got like it's very it's the cream is very.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: It's a stand is a standing cooler? It couldn't get
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: any cooler because you know, because you know, she likes
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: to bring her own food to work. And really inside
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: is so nice and line and it's so cute and
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: it's like a little pink check. Oh so it's not okay,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I see, so it's not. It has nothing to do
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: with the Stanley mug. It's just the same brand. But
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: then it's like, okay, a little order back, but it's
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: light pink, which is girls. Oh yeah, okay, don't throw
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: the card because there's a gift card first Trader Joe's
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: Oh it's like, you really know everybody's gift.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Mine's really long.
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: I have an idea, but it all.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: Right, mine's really long. I'll do the I'll do the
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: card first. I'll open it up, I'll shake it for
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: the nothing in there.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's got Clark and Ellen Griswold on the
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: front of it. And I heard him exclaim as he
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: oh as the sewer burned, bright, Merry Christmas to all
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: into all A good night, nice what do you? Thank
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: you for everything this year and letting me be part
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: of it? All right, that's from that's from minutes think,
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: thank you, miss I do it now. There's a smaller
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: one taped on top of the larger one. Open the
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: larger one first, Open the larger one first. Okay, yeah,
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: you guys, this is exactly what I've been asking for.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: It's the Red Rider.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Whoa the Red Rider two hundred shot range carbine.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Model air rifle, a working compass sundial and Red Rider
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: brand in the stock.
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's awesome.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: Awesome.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: I was gonna say that's a joke, and I was like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: I better.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Not just the case, dude, that's awesome.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: You know what I guess?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I asked better get you know, you know, well, you
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: know what I'm guessing. Hold on, I'll do like Ralfie.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah that yeah, and then there's another get with it.
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: There's something to shoot.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Okay, hold on, Okay, So in here do we still
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: have the football helmet and the office and the toilet seats.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so they're the BBES. Dude, they'll spill a
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: little Yeah.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: And this is a buck knife. Yeah, every little boy
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: should have a buck knife.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: Nice cut some.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah ruh, my god, good vigilanting street should say that.
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: Awesome.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's your plane knife, you know, you just leave
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: in the plan. Yeah, in this case, there's like some
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: kind of like jack emergion.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: That's question.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: You can pilot.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: If you have your own plane, you can bring whatever
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: you want, like knives and yeah, compressed gas.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: And that should sea best.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I got you.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know that's right.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: You know what I do with this because I have
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: in the in one of the rooms that I have
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: the leg lamp. Oh, and I think what I'll do
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: is I'll prop this up in the corner, because that's
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: that's what they did in the in the movie what's
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: over there behind the door.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: That's cool? Yeah, all right, thank you man, that's really sweet.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: What do you want for this me?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh good, I didn't know that may buy for free.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I had an amazing year. Yeah yeah, did you get a.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: Twenty five thousand dollars flight? Yeah, I'm sorry, thirty go
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: vip the races I had an awesome year.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: Now a menace.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I already opened your card. Oh you did, yeah, okay,
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: It was a McDonald's gift card, which is nice. Nice,
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: and a card that said something like to my to
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: my favorite dad, getting hilarious. Here's the presence. I like
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: that like a foot by two feet big.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Box boys truck. Wait a minute, what could it be?
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: Is it a studio flat top grilled bacon and eggs
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: every morning? It is now highly doable, illegal secret, illegal
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: studio grill.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: Warming.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: That's a gift for all of us.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: It's a warm drubber. You can keep your hash brown potatoes.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Silver dollar pancakes. Oh yeah, this is lovely.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: Thanks.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I got everybody else like Morgan and everybody else all
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: that some stuff too, but nice. I don't think we
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: have enough time to have I don't care.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: No, well that's not nice. That's we have a we
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: have a good vibe going on right now. Yeah, awesome,
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: thank thank you.
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: And then I have one and then Morgan's card for
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: everyone to Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool, well guys, thank you so much. Yeah man,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: god see now I did give out the bonuses.
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: You've done enough, Yes, you've done enough.
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: Okay, no, I'm saying I gave the bonus.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, I did that, but I gotta give menace.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: Oh what did you see Morgan's card this year?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I've heard about the cards.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fantastic. It turned out great.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: So it's OJ and he's holding a platter which looks
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: like a turkey, but where the turkey's head neck would be,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: it's Morgan's face.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: It says, carving up that white meat and yours a
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: wonderful holiday season. That's from Morgan.
• 26:41
  Speaker 10: So much.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: That's awesome.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: And then everyone got the same thing from me.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah so this year.
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: So last year's theme was car safety and this year's
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: theme is kitchen.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, got a gravy spoon, ladle like protector holder thing, a.
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: Spoon rest and then spoon silicon statue and everyone.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: This is actually the appropriate size spoon for me to
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: eat cereal with perfect I like the bigger spoons for ceral,
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: bigger spoon and a little spoon for cereal, big, bigger one.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you, you're very well. I was just looking at
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: thermometer last night.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: I need one to.
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: Announced the best can keep all the stuff here fork.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: And to the arsenal A well, happy holidays. What was this?
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Okay bag, We're gonna take a quick break. We've got
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: some more woody show coming up for you next.
• 27:44
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