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Ep. 177 Considering Many Bathrooms w/ Byron Thiessen (Privychat 45) · Privycast

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  You can come defend yourself.
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  can come defend yourself live next time.
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  Nerd.
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  Well, welcome back to Privy.
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  Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded in my home bathroom.
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  Today, I am joined in home bathroom.
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  I don't know if it's the weirdest thing that's happened today, ah but by Byron Teason.
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  Byron, how are you?
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  Doing good.
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  Perfect.
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  Was it, how was the like show up to the house?
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  And then it's like, all right, now let's go to the bathroom.
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  Yeah.
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  That's kind of weird.
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  Honestly, it was really weird to walk out the front door.
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  You open up the door and I'm like, okay, it's you.
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  Okay, right house.
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  We're good there.
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  And it's like, do you some coffee?
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  Nope.
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  Okay.
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  To the bathroom we go.
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  Just walk right in through the master bedroom, sit down on the toilet and we're here.
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  And I, there was a time where, when I began to be like, I could probably just have people over in home bathroom for it.
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  Cause I, so our old house, I mean, the bathroom was truly no bigger than this wall extended back to the closet.
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  like, And like maybe, yep.
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  And like little, standing shower, toilet sink.
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  Oh yeah.
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  Like that's tight.
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  And I even, me recording, I had to have the door open with the thing sitting with hanging out in hallway.
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  There was no in-home.
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  And then I was like, I could do it in the kids bathroom, but it's tight.
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  And I'm like, well, here we are.
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  So it's been, I couldn't remember.
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  It's been at least a year, if not two, since you've been on the show.
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  Almost three.
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  That's what I was thinking.
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  I tried to look back and I'm like, it's been at least two.
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  So whatever life updates that you want to give people, I know of some things.
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  Just because I've been listening to Jerry and your brother and they have referenced back to you a handful of times.
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  But yeah, give folks the life update.
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  What has been going on with Byron for the last couple of years?
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  life has been wild and crazy So I think since we last talked I started grad school.
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  Mm-hmm physical therapy It's about 60 hours a week of class and study a lot every week More than full-time job.
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  It was like I think it was actually like 38 to 40 hours a week of lecture just pure lecture Oh my gosh, and then we equivalent like 20 hours of study time every week to it.
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  It was brutal.
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  It's still brutal.
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  I'm still in it
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  You're still doing it?
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  Yeah.
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  Man.
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  so I'm actually jumping ahead slightly.
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  I'm on clinical rotations right now.
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  Okay.
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  So I have six months straight of clinical rotations.
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  Okay.
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  I'll go back for one month and then I graduate and walk with my cap and gown and I'm done.
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  And then, so like, is that when you are doctor?
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  I'll have my doctorate of physical therapy, I oh could technically be called Dr.
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  Tieson at that point.
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  m
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  that your brother call you that.
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  I might have if I do it.
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  have my dad's boss required to tell me that it's the only person I've required.
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  And he's like, you tell me when it happens.
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  I'm like, you'll be at the graduation.
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  You'll know.
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  But in between there between now and graduation, I'm also doing a boards test, which is a which is the certification for me to be actually a physical therapist.
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  It's 275 questions, five hours long.
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  Yeah, it's going to be
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  Is it one of those tests where like there's there's not really a hope of finishing it early or it's like it's you're better if you even use your time yeah yeah those tests are
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  stressful
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  Yeah, and once you get past, what is it like, once you get past, there's five sections, once you get past section one, you can no longer look at section one.
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  So it's like, Hey, do the first, I'm making up the number 75, I think it is, or 50 or something.
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  don't know.
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  do the first 50 and then it locks those.
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  And then you do the next 50 and then it locks those and you do the next.
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  So you can't use section one to reference for section.
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  No, so what you do is you like go through one, you go back to the beginning if you have something, you go through it again if you have any like major questions, and then you jump
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  to the next.
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  That's
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  Well, it's rough.
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  Yeah, I had to take an English credentialing classes last year and that test was
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  Not hard, because I would say half the questions were answered by the test.
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  Just not in the question.
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  And so if you're smart enough to like...
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  Oh, that was was a question.
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  Five.
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  Let's go back to five.
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  hours to answer like 90 questions.
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  Yeah, and so it's like do do do do do do like go back.
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  Okay, here it is.
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  All right, perfect.
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  We're going back over here.
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  Mostly those are like what time period of English literature did so-and-so come from?
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  was like, oh yeah, that I actually need to know in my brain to teach this to high school kids that I can't go hey
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  Google that real quick.
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  That's the peak behind the curtain with public school right now.
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  It's mostly Googling and telling kids to be off their phones.
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  Hey, that's that's GPT.
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  Love that.
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  Yeah, you actually can use I don't use it directly with like patients, but like, I shoot.
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  have a question about this one thing.
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  You chat it up.
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  Yeah.
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  Figure out like a good concept of it.
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  And then I'm like, OK, I'm at book smarts here.
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  I'm I chat here and then I'm going to cross them and make a better program.
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  that's the right way to use it because I know of high school kids, know of undergrad students, and I know of students that are moving to the masters, I'm gonna get my big boy
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  job level that are just using it to output the end result.
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  Yeah.
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  And I'm like, you know, one day you're gonna get absolutely cooked by somebody that...
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  actually knows he actually knows what they're talking about my god he's gonna have a face to face with you and i can have a phone you have nothing in your ear what would you do uh
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  i don't know
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  I had to go to the bathroom.
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  Please let the internet begin.
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  Yeah.
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  I think this is what's gonna hinder a lot of people.
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  um I have played around with it.
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  actually in grad school, our research project was actually to see how smart chat actually is.
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  And so we gave chat a case study.
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  We gave it 15 case studies.
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  We gave 15 PTs or we gave five PTs case studies.
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  Yeah.
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  And we compared their answers and see how accurate they are.
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  Did it do okay at
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  It did as well as PTs, which is sad.
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  But also, like we have to do more deep dive into it.
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  Like this is just like the rudimentary level stuff.
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  um We found that with more experienced PTs, they actually had a better answer or were closer to an answer.
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  Right.
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  Also, we gave them ridiculously hard cases.
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  So like, no one should actually get this right sometimes.
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  it was kind of
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  Man, that's, I see it.
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  try to, like I do use it.
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  um It's mostly a research tool.
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  But I notice that it is kind of addicting.
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  Because it's kind of like, this is gonna save me an hour.
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  yeah.
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  I'm gonna punch it in.
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  I know how to do diets and stuff like that, but I'm like, I'm so lazy.
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  I'm just like, hey, can you make me a diet that has this many calories and this much protein?
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  And he goes, yeah.
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  And then it just gives you the food list.
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  I'm like, sweet, make me a shopping list.
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  Done.
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  And you're like, copy, put it into an Excel spreadsheet, print off.
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  Okay, cool.
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  Checklist for shopping, done.
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  Five minutes.
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  That might be pretty clutch.
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  And then you say like, can't have whatever.
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  I don't like broccoli.
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  And you're like, okay, take your broccoli out of your meals.
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  You'll never have that again in your list.
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  I'm like, I love this.
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  And you know what's gonna be, and I know that this is coming, because they already have a paid version.
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  The great switcheroo is coming, where everybody has, they've either gotten addicted or they're so used to using it that they can't not.
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  yeah.
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  And then they're gonna be, oh everything's paid, you get three questions a day unpaid, and then everybody else, it's on its way.
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  um Everybody, they're fixed first.
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  Oh yeah.
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  I have to get him addicted just enough to make it worth paying for.
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  Yeah, m so I do have like round two questions.
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  no.
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  I don't know if you want, I know that you took a trip.
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  Do you want to share about that up at the front?
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  I.
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  So where did you go and what were you doing there?
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  So, um PT school, continued there, finished all my didactic stuff.
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  So I learned all my school smarts.
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  I'm smart now, air quotes are on that.
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  But then when we're done with that, we have a summer break, which is two weeks long.
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  They gave us the opportunity to go to Uganda for those two weeks and do a trip overseas.
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  So me being crazy like I am and never went on breaks in my life, I went to Uganda for two weeks.
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  Most amazing experience of my life.
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  magical.
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  was like seeing a third world country first time out of the country for me.
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  it's like heart of of downtown oh third world and you're like, whoa, this is crazy.
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  And all of sudden they see really high sides of life over there and you see really low sides.
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  Just are they like right next to each other too?
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  is, I know that's what people have told me.
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  um I've never been to Africa.
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  Just had to be like, did I just make a terrible geographic error?
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  But I've never been, but I've heard people that have gone and they're like, yeah, some of the places are pretty like, you there'll be slum right next to super mansion.
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  Yeah, I have a picture I'm gonna show you.
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  But while I was there, got to serve like a whole bunch of people, it was for PT.
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  So as physical therapists, we were able to go and explore.
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  I'm gonna look through photos.
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  We got to help people with patients, care, something like that.
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  We flew in, it was 20 hours of flying, it was brutal.
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  By the way, toilets on a plane, that's a small room, holy shoot.
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  I recorded in one one time, was fine except for it's not as soundproof as you want.
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  just had my phone in.
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  It was it OK.
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  And I put it into another.
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  It was probably like five minutes.
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  OK, but I come out and on my wife is just shaking her head because she is like right across the aisle from where we were.
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  She's like, I can't believe you.
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  And I'm like, what?
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  And she goes,
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  I heard it and that means all of these people have heard it.
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  It's fine.
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  It's like a six hour flight to Florida.
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  Half of them are sleeping anyway, whatever.
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  Okay, let me see if I can find this.
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  But fly over there, beautiful people, beautiful countryside, all this crazy stuff.
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  no.
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  Was that also your first time on a plane?
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  Okay, okay, okay.
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  was like, man, that's a long flight for first time if it was.
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  First time on like an inter first time international but first time like on a big jet like I've only done like by three by three It was a three by three or three or like a two by
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  four by two so we were flying on an Airbus and Boeing 787 777 they were huge plants they were
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  When I went to Israel, it was two storey.
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  There was a section where had to go upstairs.
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  uh even on people's card or their ticket, it was marked if they needed handicap access because then they would move them down.
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  Yeah, it was crazy.
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  So like it was it was wild to be on the plane to see the people and like everyone was different.
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  Yeah.
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  And there's one spot where we land.
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  So we went through Amsterdam and went to oh from Amsterdam to Kampala or in Tepe is where we actually the airport is.
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  Yeah.
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  But to get to in Tepe they have to land at this other country.
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  And it's weird.
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  You fly and you land.
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  You don't get off the plane.
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  You have to people leave.
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  They come in with spray bottles and they spray down everything, wipe down things, and you're like literally sitting there chatting with your friends and all of sudden this guy
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  goes tsk tsk tsk with a spray bottle across your face and you're like, what the heck?
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  What?
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  Yeah, it was weird.
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  They just like do this Mr.
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  Spray throughout the clinic and then new people look and then they take off.
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  And you're like, what just happened here?
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  Did I miss my stop?
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  That's what I would be worried about.
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  And then we landed in Tepe and half the plane gets off.
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  More people board and then they do the same spray bottle thing and then they take off and they go to Amsterdam.
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  that's the flight.
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  That's the flight pattern it does once a week or twice a week.
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  Wow.
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  It was really weird.
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  That's the thing, I don't know if it's maybe just like American airports or airlines or something.
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  They don't want you to see behind that curtain.
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  They just unload everybody.
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  It's weird.
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  It's really weird.
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  And then coming out, so leaving in Tepe to go to Amsterdam, you have to go through like a second round of security.
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  All your bags get checked again.
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  Because it's like the security, we'll just be honest, the security coming out of Uganda, it's not great.
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  So yeah, the vision of what I have is I land in Tepe, I get off and I'm like, okay, I'm expecting lower class.
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  Yeah.
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  TSA, can I have idea?
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  Well, when you see
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  Three guys just chilling on this recliner as they're watching bags go through the bag scanner And one of the legs is gone.
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  So it's like half tilted off and they're leaning back just chilling like bro's and I'm what the Oh a hundred percent And they're and these are like Soviet Union World War like
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  Soviet Union scanners like they're old-school scanners and I'm like
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  end
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  And then going out, you have to get your bag scanned four times in Tepe before it even gets ported on the board or put on the plane.
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  And then we fly into Amsterdam and then they all scanned again.
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  You're like.
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  What's going on here?
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  Do I want on this plane?
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  This like do we know what's it gonna be here?
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  But we're going back to the dissidence of like yes, yeah high to low So I have a little video here.
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  So we stayed in this beautiful little bill This is our van that we were in well, have this like nice paved everything nice area We had like beautiful hotel in here and I'm gonna I'm
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  chatting it up with on the phone But I'm like we stayed over here.
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  We have this fence around us.
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  It's like for security This is our
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  It's like something that you'd find like in Florida.
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  would be a Florida place, okay?
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  And then we go over here and then we zoom and then that right there is what everyone else lives in.
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  They're just like a little bunker.
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  It's one room.
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  So imagine the size of this bathroom and your closet is like the whole house and there's a steel door that's like probably an inch to an inch and a half thick and that's right
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  across the street and that's where she cooks.
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  That's the kitchen.
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  That is the kitchen right there where she's cooking on a pot right on front of the yard.
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  And you're like, I feel really weird.
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  Yeah.
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  So I also assume if you're cooking outside, you're going to the bathroom outside.
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  Yeah, probably.
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  That's tough.
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  See, that would be tough for me because I mean, know, like, obviously you're a visitor to the area, but I almost would want to be like, can she not just like come over here and do
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  this and then like walk the pot back over?
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  And then, like her, that was the nice her houses.
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  Was that steel one?
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  And then right next to it is the actual hut.
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  Like you would see them for like a jungle book.
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  Like the old school.
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  And that's what they're living in.
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  And I'm like, this is weird.
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  But we get over there, trip was amazing.
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  First day we serve like, there's 500 people sitting underneath the trees waiting for us to be served them.
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  We only get through like a hundred of them because we don't have the time to get through that.
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  Cause there's 10 of us that are therapists that are actually treating.
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  and then two supervisors.
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  So it was a small crew.
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  We stayed there two days.
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  We did, I think, 200, 250 people there.
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  But what brought, it was a humbling experience to see all of it.
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  But then I knew I had to call you that day.
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  And the reason why is, you'll see it.
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  I have a folder called The Bathrooms of Uganda.
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  yeah, okay.
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  with every pooper that I pooped in.
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  Oh, perfect.
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  Or peed in.
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  And when we walk into this one, this is our first beauty.
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  oh
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  my goodness, it's Bedlam.
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  It doesn't, well maybe not.
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  It looks tough.
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  It looks tough, looks decent.
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  The drywall gets me a little bit.
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  This is where the guys walked in onto the bathroom, okay?
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  That's a wooden door that doesn't lock, by the way.
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  Yeah, I also know that the it's mostly a pipe that runs like a like almost like a piece of looks like flexible pipe that runs from the tank in the toilet.
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  Yeah, seat.
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  And I also noticed there's no seat.
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  There's no seat, there's no lid on the toilet.
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  Also turns out, this one doesn't flush.
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  So you couldn't take a dump in it.
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  has the It doesn't.
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  So this was a P station only.
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  This is old school toilet, like this is like some of the original flush toilet design.
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  Yeah.
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  With a little bit modern bottom.
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  Yeah, it's kind of a modern bottom.
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  I'm like, okay.
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  So our first our first place we stayed at was a really beautiful villa that had normal toilets.
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  We felt normal in it.
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  Like it wasn't it wasn't abnormal.
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  So I didn't take photos.
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  I didn't take photos of it right away.
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  Until this Yeah, where the like the concrete is stained from something.
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  Yeah.
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  And I don't know.
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  Just I don't know.
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  Like that's the toilet paper up there.
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  is going to say and they've got extra.
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  Yep, toilet paper I will tell you is not even one ply.
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  I was gonna say it's probably pretty thin, because they're infrastructures.
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  It's probably, I don't know, five inches round.
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  It's public school at toilet paper where it's like worse than packing tissue.
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  and it's sold on the side of the street.
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  You buy it in a little roll.
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  Like there's people out there just holding up toilet paper if you want to buy it.
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  single roll?
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  No, like a package.
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  Like pack of five.
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  Oh shoot.
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  And they'll they'll be side street selling it.
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  get it?
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  And it's like, it was wild.
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  It's a crazy place.
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  So that's our first image that we have in our collection.
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  This is the same photo.
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  yeah, But then
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  Yes, there is the floor toilet.
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  the floor toilets.
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  So this one has a story.
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  We got this is a villa that I showed you earlier.
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  One of the girls had to pee really bad.
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  As as one of the four guys on the crew were like supposed to be like super chaperoning and watching out for them.
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  And all of a sudden she's like I have to go to the bathroom.
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  I'm like okay let's go find it.
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  We like me and her go running through the villa.
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  We just pulled up.
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  We've been driving for nine hours.
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  walk into that.
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  So this is it.
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  This is it.
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  So for the audio listener, this is a stainless steel floor toilet.
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  Stainless stainless steel is not bad with a tank that holds up behind it.
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  Yeah, toilet paper is hidden way up at the top.
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  It's mostly gone.
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  You do have the you have you have the bidet wand.
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  If you want to use a bidet wand, and there's also a floor, there's also a toilet scrubber you can so you can clean yourself out or clean out the toilet.
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  I got
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  say, the stainless steel receptacle, it looks pretty good.
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  So to give you an idea, it's like a sink that's in the ground that is kind of almost shaped like one of the Veggie Tales characters, as far as the shape of it.
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  And then it's just got a little nozzle.
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  Wow.
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  Do you, would they throw the paper down the hole?
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  That was, is it like?
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  Yeah, there's no trash can in there.
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  man.
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  I'm sure that the hole honestly is like a three inch hole It's a massive hole You lose your phone down there is gone But the thing is like when you go over to squat or you like
• 20:13
  do a pre check check Yeah, you look down you're like that's a hole what's coming up if I have to squat what is gonna come up at me?
• 20:21
  You're like
• 20:22
  Yeah, you know they've got some sort of water monster or something that'll definitely thrive in that.
• 20:28
  That's great.
• 20:28
  yeah, so me and one of my uh close friends uh
• 20:33
  Was she able to like...
• 20:35
  She was like, I don't know if I can do this.
• 20:37
  And I'm like, you can do this.
• 20:38
  step.
• 20:39
  I'm like, I'm outside like prep hair and I'm like, you got this.
• 20:42
  You can do it.
• 20:43
  And she's like, no, I can't do this.
• 20:45
  I can't do this.
• 20:46
  I'm privileged.
• 20:46
  I'm white.
• 20:47
  I'm privileged.
• 20:47
  I'm white.
• 20:47
  I know it's okay.
• 20:48
  It's okay.
• 20:48
  It's okay.
• 20:49
  And I'm like, you got this.
• 20:50
  I pressed in you.
• 20:53
  Years of camping in Montana has prepared me.
• 20:56
  I was like, this is fine.
• 20:59
  They're flushable, this is great.
• 21:00
  I don't take a hole, but yeah, it was rough.
• 21:04
  The hose is like the bidet
• 21:12
  Yeah, it was something.
• 21:16
  So there you go.
• 21:17
  We started raiding the bathrooms after this one.
• 21:20
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:21
  So this was our hotel.
• 21:22
  Nice, decent bathroom.
• 21:24
  Yeah.
• 21:24
  This was like, that is the shower in the, there is no tub at all.
• 21:30
  It's just the floor is tiled.
• 21:32
  And I do notice that the shower drain is on the other side of the
• 21:36
  Toilet.
• 21:36
  So when you shower, it just kind of flows around the toilet into the drain.
• 21:41
  man, I definitely would have sat on the toilet and aimed the shower at me.
• 21:46
  I definitely would have.
• 21:47
  pressure is a trickle.
• 21:48
  Oh, yeah.
• 21:49
  Like it's a drip.
• 21:49
  It's a drip trickle.
• 21:50
  So you really don't have very much.
• 21:53
  There's the one there.
• 21:54
  But they want there's also there's also a one for the shower itself.
• 21:58
  Yeah.
• 21:58
  But it also trickles the bidet one.
• 22:00
  exactly like what you spray your dishes with.
• 22:03
  Yeah, that's good.
• 22:04
  Crazy.
• 22:04
  wand had high pressure.
• 22:07
  So there was someone that showered with the bidet wand over the regular wand.
• 22:12
  Yes.
• 22:13
  know what that is?
• 22:14
  And he's like, no, and I'm like,
• 22:16
  Oh, it's for doing dishes.
• 22:20
  Nice looking bathroom.
• 22:21
  It's a nice.
• 22:21
  This was our 9 out of 10, or 10 out of 10 for our categories.
• 22:25
  um We started rating them.
• 22:28
  then we have...
• 22:30
  This is the hole in the ground floor also.
• 22:32
  So much tile.
• 22:33
  So much tile.
• 22:36
  Water goes everywhere.
• 22:37
  higher than you are tall, it looks like.
• 22:40
  Yeah, I'm full standing and this is probably like my eye height is where the phone is at.
• 22:44
  And so like it's probably a six foot tall tiling.
• 22:49
  But then we have the floor ceramic tile bathroom.
• 22:53
  boy.
• 22:53
  We have the concrete bathroom with a real toilet that had crickets and had geckos and it had legit toilet inside of a concrete room.
• 23:05
  That is the sink.
• 23:07
  Very, very brown.
• 23:09
  It is a stone, pure stone sink that they carved out and then it's sitting on top of a wood plate.
• 23:14
  That's like cool.
• 23:15
  It was really cool.
• 23:16
  It looked really fancy.
• 23:18
  But then...
• 23:19
  It's literally looks like concrete stone shower Also, they don't have hot water anywhere all their water is done by gravity.
• 23:27
  So like you don't drink any of it It's like so there's like rainwater held up in barrels up in the top Yeah, so they have these insta hot or forever hot water heaters on the side,
• 23:35
  dude Those things are wildly good though.
• 23:38
  my gosh.
• 23:39
  They make warm water.
• 23:41
  my when they work They work great if they don't it's so small It's so small and it's always hot like you could run the water forever and it would always stay hot
• 23:49
  I don't...
• 23:49
  I mean...
• 23:50
  have them, they're just really expensive and they don't want to implant them into the housing.
• 23:55
  Like people under sink ones exist and also for like shower ones work.
• 23:59
  Interesting because I'm sitting here going I just had to replace our water heater here this last like in the spring and I mean just these big tanks Yep, gotta get rid of one put
• 24:08
  in a new one.
• 24:09
  It's a hassle
• 24:10
  Also, you can't have high water through it because it has to go slower for it to heat up.
• 24:13
  That's why.
• 24:16
  So your water pressure is going down.
• 24:17
  Here we are in America, it's like we gotta get all the water immediately.
• 24:21
  % Wow, but there's our stone bathroom, huh?
• 24:23
  This was definitely like a five Okay, this is at a resort yeah, it's not too bad pretty skinny in there.
• 24:31
  It's real skinny door didn't lock They actually had toilet paper, which was nice.
• 24:36
  Wow.
• 24:37
  So this was nice the urinals
• 24:39
  Okay, that divider is almost pointless.
• 24:42
  That divider is below the urinal top.
• 24:45
  Yeah.
• 24:46
  And that's probably like, I don't know, my mid thigh height.
• 24:49
  That's not dividing what you want it to divide.
• 24:52
  No, not at all.
• 24:53
  at all.
• 24:54
  Same place.
• 24:55
  Also, tiles falling off the wall.
• 24:58
  You're like, man, I just don't know about this place.
• 25:01
  you imagine standing there and peeing and just the tile just falls in front?
• 25:07
  my gosh.
• 25:07
  That looks like what happened.
• 25:10
  Okay, wow.
• 25:12
  This is the side of the road to conk.
• 25:14
  Yeah, this is a steel door to lock you into the bathroom.
• 25:17
  Another hole in the ground.
• 25:19
  Super high tank up top, but yeah, weird.
• 25:24
  They just had weird bathrooms like
• 25:26
  almost like it's all piecemealed together.
• 25:28
  Honestly, it is.
• 25:30
  A lot of times it's like, we have enough to get this far, we're gonna stop here and then we'll go buy something new.
• 25:35
  Weird.
• 25:35
  With like a lot of their culture and a lot of their events.
• 25:38
  Huh.
• 25:38
  And then like the previous like product or whatever isn't available.
• 25:43
  isn't available or it's more expensive.
• 25:44
  And so they have to switch it out to something else.
• 25:45
  And so a lot of things are just weird.
• 25:48
  bathroom, a and then be the same back the same location, but we actually have a toilet.
• 25:53
  Yeah, we actually have a sit down.
• 25:55
  Regular.
• 25:55
  And different everything except for the lime green door.
• 25:58
  Yeah, I guess the wall is the same
• 26:02
  lime green door, same kind of tile.
• 26:04
  we didn't line it up.
• 26:07
  that that's, I just, it's stuff that, it's like, I think, you know, in America, and I think probably other countries, you just, go in, you're so used to everything being like,
• 26:19
  and lined up, and they're just not, they're not worried about that.
• 26:22
  It's, wow.
• 26:23
  We're trying to make this work on the side of the, this is on the side of the big.
• 26:31
  The Nile River.
• 26:32
  The Nile River kind of starts in Uganda and heads north up to.
• 26:35
  I was wondering.
• 26:36
  Oh man.
• 26:38
  we want to get into it, saw crocodiles, elephants, and giraffes, and hippos on the Nile River from a boat.
• 26:45
  that's cool.
• 26:46
  Dude, that's that's so cool Wow
• 26:54
  Florida ceiling tiles.
• 26:55
  Yeah, what's a hook for?
• 26:57
  That's a dangerous place to put that hook
• 27:02
  Yeah, mid-high.
• 27:06
  No one knows, no one touches.
• 27:08
  wants to ask.
• 27:09
  It's like, that's not a color of most cleaners.
• 27:14
  Nope.
• 27:14
  I don't think it was a cleaner anyway.
• 27:16
  Like...
• 27:17
  Nope.
• 27:18
  Who knows?
• 27:19
  is weird.
• 27:20
  my goodness.
• 27:22
  uh We got several more, but this is a hot one.
• 27:25
  Okay.
• 27:27
  Water doesn't work in the sink.
• 27:29
  So you have to wash your hands in the, what would be, shower.
• 27:34
  Okay, what would be the shower?
• 27:37
  But it's all one room, all the sh- Is this like kids toilets?
• 27:43
  Kind of, this was at a kids, this was at a kids location.
• 27:47
  the toilet seat's right there broken halfway off the toilet, yep.
• 27:50
  And so there's no actual like toilet seat.
• 27:53
  It does flush, thank goodness.
• 27:55
  You have to do like the float.
• 27:56
  You have to do that floating squat.
• 27:58
  Yeah, I don't think you've shown me a single picture where the the toilet brush is the same color consistent across dishes.
• 28:07
  Because I mean here they're all kind of gray or white.
• 28:10
  I mean there was blue, that one's brown.
• 28:12
  uh
• 28:13
  have blue, there's blue.
• 28:15
  man it's just I don't know it's like if they have one.
• 28:19
  There's a white, that's pink, that's green.
• 28:24
  That's crazy!
• 28:27
  Pink and blue, um There's no toilet brush on that one.
• 28:30
  That one's rough.
• 28:31
  Do they like the vibrant colors?
• 28:36
  maybe.
• 28:36
  I just like the steel door, all this stuff.
• 28:38
  Wow.
• 28:39
  we have some really nice high end ones.
• 28:41
  Yeah, there we go.
• 28:42
  That's this is like, no, no, no, we can't do that.
• 28:47
  No, we can't do that.
• 28:48
  And look at the partition walls on the urinals.
• 28:50
  And these are these are this was high end.
• 28:54
  Yeah, they were they were automatic journals.
• 28:57
  Wow, yeah, here they go.
• 28:58
  Hi, Andy.
• 28:59
  They were like, this is in the slum of Walmart here.
• 29:03
  But yeah.
• 29:04
  Oh, but they kept it clean in there.
• 29:06
  And like, I even got pictures of the wall.
• 29:07
  Like I was impressed.
• 29:08
  This was a 10 out of 10 location.
• 29:10
  It was beautiful.
• 29:12
  I do this all the time, like going to the bathroom, snap, snap, snap.
• 29:15
  Like I can go in, get the pictures, get out in like five to 10 seconds.
• 29:20
  How do you feel doing that?
• 29:22
  Was it weird?
• 29:23
  weird.
• 29:23
  Yeah, I felt weird.
• 29:24
  Like, don't worry.
• 29:26
  The first the the first bathroom I was like, Oh my gosh.
• 29:31
  hunter needs to see this.
• 29:33
  Holy shoot.
• 29:34
  Quick snap.
• 29:35
  Boom, we're Moving on.
• 29:37
  And like, then I was just like, sorry, talking with friends.
• 29:40
  I'm like, I'm taking photos of all of our bathrooms now like from now on because look at these look at these poopers.
• 29:45
  Yeah, these are wild.
• 29:47
  Awesome.
• 29:48
  And so classmates are like, you are crazy.
• 29:50
  And I'm like this.
• 29:51
  Oh, I know.
• 29:51
  I'm fine with that now.
• 29:53
  It's not for me.
• 29:54
  And there was points in time where I literally walked into the bathroom, not even to use it, just to take the photo of it, because I was like this, I have to document.
• 30:02
  At this point, we have to document.
• 30:04
  It's...
• 30:05
  so yeah.
• 30:06
  Anytime I go anywhere, my mom's like, what are you doing?
• 30:08
  I'm going to the bathroom.
• 30:09
  goes, no you're not.
• 30:11
  You don't need to go in there.
• 30:12
  was like, yeah I do.
• 30:13
  You kind of do though.
• 30:17
  So cool.
• 30:18
  I had classmates helping me.
• 30:21
  the girls were walking in the bathroom and like this.
• 30:24
  Oh, this is like a nine or a 10.
• 30:28
  I'm like, interesting.
• 30:30
  I walk into ours and I'm like, this is a five or a four.
• 30:33
  And they were different between the guys and girls.
• 30:35
  I was like, no.
• 30:39
  Really?
• 30:39
  So like this one that has all this nice tiling and like beautiful area.
• 30:43
  uh
• 30:43
  this is all the same bathroom.
• 30:45
  That was a 10 for us, for the guys.
• 30:47
  The girls, rated it at like a six.
• 30:50
  And I was like, I don't know what the criteria is.
• 30:53
  So now I'm upset because I didn't get criteria counting from them.
• 30:57
  I need to start is I need I need to like start actually rating these bathrooms when I go in them represent because this is helpful like we got backlighting on the mirror.
• 31:06
  Dude like backlighting tile was all in line.
• 31:09
  It was beautiful tiling the floor tile was all the same We have roof tight up to the roof There's a window inside the urinal space and inside the toilet space like that you can
• 31:19
  open up individually Yeah, door closed all the way at a full seal
• 31:23
  You know, it's a little thing.
• 31:25
  Little things, toilet paper on the roll counts as at least a half a point.
• 31:28
  So we do ding half point for that because this place doesn't have it.
• 31:31
  But you know what?
• 31:32
  There was so many other perks.
• 31:34
  We gave it a 10.
• 31:35
  Yeah.
• 31:35
  That's awesome.
• 31:37
  my goodness.
• 31:38
  more villa, this is where we stayed at the first night and the last couple of nights.
• 31:42
  Shower curtain.
• 31:43
  Shower curtain.
• 31:43
  It was nice, it was actually really nice.
• 31:46
  Water trickled out real slow, but it was okay, we figured it out.
• 31:51
  And then I got the bro.
• 31:53
  I got the guys to my guys because I was like I have to take a photo and they're like oh And I'm like I'm just gonna take it with you guys click Not midstream guys they were We're
• 32:04
  clothed fully clothed pre stream.
• 32:05
  We're good to go But then like nice toilets were good again So next one is the weirdest year-end alive scene which which was the stainless steel wall of water that just is
• 32:17
  flowing all the time
• 32:18
  This is communal urinal for sure.
• 32:20
  Yeah, and I came in to take a photo the first time and there was like three guys in there.
• 32:24
  was like, I'm coming back.
• 32:25
  And then I walked back in and someone else is in it and I'm like, I'll come back.
• 32:28
  And now finally no one's in there, snap, okay.
• 32:31
  And then the water just waterfalls.
• 32:33
  waterfalls the whole time.
• 32:35
  It's a constant waterfall.
• 32:37
  I don't know if it's recirculated or what, but I'm like, I don't trust this.
• 32:40
  Oh, I don't trust this.
• 32:43
  We have to change the water once a week because by
• 32:46
  yeah, by standards.
• 32:47
  That's weird.
• 32:48
  This is in the airport of this is on the bathroom of everything.
• 32:55
  It's how to sit on a toilet.
• 32:56
  It says this is a place of convenience.
• 32:58
  Keep it clean the correct way with a green check mark of the way on the toilet.
• 33:02
  would say the way 90 % of the more people sit on the toilet.
• 33:06
  then there's the wrong way with an X that you're sitting backwards with your feet on the toilet seat pooping into.
• 33:12
  Squatted and hovering.
• 33:16
  There's a section of the population that sits backward on the toilet.
• 33:20
  This is a backwards while squatting.
• 33:22
  Yeah.
• 33:23
  not seen the squat.
• 33:24
  I do know, I do have a buddy that squats.
• 33:27
  he, he does it in his, it aligns your bowels so everything comes out better.
• 33:33
  And I'm like, I don't know if it does that much.
• 33:37
  Like, you can have some aim, dude.
• 33:40
  Like, I don't
• 33:42
  I just felt like that was important to document that we are...
• 33:46
  This has been enough of an occurrence that they have to put a sign up.
• 33:50
  That's exactly what I was gonna say.
• 33:51
  That's like, you know somebody did it.
• 33:53
  Mm-hmm.
• 33:54
  Also, this is the other fun fact about some of the toilets, is they don't have toilet roll.
• 34:00
  There's no toilet paper.
• 34:02
  But they have pullable, like, one-use toilet paper.
• 34:05
  It's already pre-ripped.
• 34:06
  It's pre-sized to about nine inches long.
• 34:10
  You can do a pull-out and you can use a single ply.
• 34:12
  can fold in half, do a double ply.
• 34:14
  And it's just done.
• 34:15
  It's like...
• 34:15
  I almost...
• 34:16
  It's almost like Kleenex is coming out.
• 34:18
  Like an idea, but it's a little bit thicker than Kleenex.
• 34:21
  I honestly, part of me almost thinks that's better because like the house roll is fine but sometimes when you go places you'll pull pull and you'll and it's lazy but you'll pull the
• 34:34
  rip and it doesn't
• 34:36
  And the whole thing just unrolls.
• 34:37
  on the floor and it's like, this floor is gross, now I gotta rip it off and then I guess I'm not wiping with it, I'm gonna wad it out and it's like, it's interesting.
• 34:47
  It was it was in a couple places and I was like, this is actually like, I think this is worth bringing back to the US.
• 34:54
  But
• 34:55
  It reminds me of the dude wipes situation a little bit.
• 34:58
  Flushable wipes.
• 35:00
  But there you go, that is awesome.
• 35:04
  Green scrubber, that's the only green one that we have so far.
• 35:08
  Forest green scrub brush with mint striping.
• 35:10
  Yes.
• 35:12
  So that is that is the bathrooms of Uganda.
• 35:17
  I definitely missed a couple.
• 35:18
  Yeah.
• 35:18
  I had a couple of classmates that missed a couple of them for me and I was bummed.
• 35:22
  Yeah.
• 35:23
  But that looks like it hurts my inside a little bit.
• 35:25
  Yeah.
• 35:25
  Because there was some doozies.
• 35:26
  Yeah.
• 35:28
  But having the whole cohort of 10 people of 14, 14 people in all on the lookout for bathrooms and raiding bathrooms with us, I felt like I had a little cult following of
• 35:39
  bathroom raiders.
• 35:40
  Dude, that's so cool.
• 35:42
  I'm spreading the good word of privycast to everyone.
• 35:45
  Hey, well, I appreciate it.
• 35:46
  And this is one of those where like, uh I wish I would have known what I know now about that I would be doing this because like I went to Israel before I did this and I've gone
• 36:00
  to Mexico before I did this and I've gone to all these places.
• 36:04
  it was prior to all this and I'm going, I saw so many crazy bathrooms.
• 36:08
  Like there was one in Israel had three seats and I went.
• 36:13
  This is new.
• 36:15
  And we had to ask in one of them, so there's the regular toilet and then there is the personally operated bidet.
• 36:23
  And then there is the Sabbath.
• 36:26
  because it's the do no work bidet.
• 36:28
  Yeah.
• 36:29
  And it's, they don't want you to use that one all the time.
• 36:32
  I don't know why.
• 36:33
  So it's automatic.
• 36:35
  It like.
• 36:36
  They have to make it special for the but it's not
• 36:38
  Yeah, that was what he explained to us.
• 36:41
  Now, I don't know if that's true, but that's what our American English Christian guide explained to us.
• 36:50
  guys coming from Corbin in Oregon is like, OK.
• 36:54
  You know, he could totally be messing with us.
• 36:55
  But that's what he said.
• 36:57
  And I went, why are there three?
• 36:58
  There's a sink.
• 36:59
  It's not the sink.
• 37:00
  What is it?
• 37:01
  I wish.
• 37:01
  So I'm pumped that you got the chance to get pictures um and for sharing them, because that's
• 37:08
  It was a memorable experience.
• 37:12
  had the only other story I have about toilets and about going to the bathroom is there was a girl, we're on a safari.
• 37:19
  So we had a whole day of safari, we got to see all the beautiful animals and all the fun things and such.
• 37:24
  We're in middle of the savanna area.
• 37:26
  There is nothing around for miles, okay?
• 37:29
  And we're like, we gotta go.
• 37:33
  Three girls have to go to the bathroom and four guys have to go to the bathroom.
• 37:37
  our guide and our safari guide walk out of the thing, do a perimeter search just to make sure there's no actual lions.
• 37:45
  was gonna say like, don't wanna get caught with their pants down with a lion, right?
• 37:48
  You don't want to get caught with your pants down at all out here, okay?
• 37:51
  Imagine.
• 37:53
  There's no rhinos.
• 37:54
  the rhinos are in a captive area where they're breeding them again because the rhinos have gone so far extinct that they're trying to repopulate them.
• 38:02
  I think they're saying in four years they're going to release and start actually releasing back out and actually they have enough strong enough population.
• 38:08
  see.
• 38:09
  um But anyway, they're out there.
• 38:11
  They do the perimeter search and they're like, okay, girls, you're good to go.
• 38:14
  Go out to the back of the bus and all.
• 38:17
  They were the most courteous men ever.
• 38:18
  literally like walked around the thing, came back to the thing and then stood there watching all of us to make sure like no one was like gonna go out and go bother them while
• 38:26
  they went pee.
• 38:28
  So they're doing this old squat behind the bus into the dirt road.
• 38:33
  Hello.
• 38:34
  Jeff Bezos is just dropping in here.
• 38:37
  What a clown.
• 38:39
  So they're out there doing their business and doing okay.
• 38:46
  And all of a sudden we hear squeals and giggles and we're like, what's going on?
• 38:52
  They're peeing in middle of savanna.
• 38:54
  We are definitely marking our territory here.
• 38:56
  And this is fine.
• 38:57
  You can mark territory out in the savanna.
• 39:01
  And we're like, oh, it's probably a lion or something.
• 39:03
  Like, no, there's no lions around here.
• 39:04
  We're okay.
• 39:05
  And one of our other guides or one of our other uh medical providers who's actually from Africa, he's like, that's probably a hyena.
• 39:14
  And all of a the girls come flying around the corner pulling up their pants.
• 39:16
  he goes, hyena just walked right in front of us while we were peeing.
• 39:21
  10 feet out, hyena cross right in front of them while they were peeing.
• 39:24
  They're like, caught us with our pants down.
• 39:26
  Would it attack?
• 39:28
  No, they wouldn't have tact.
• 39:30
  Also it had something I think.
• 39:32
  They said it was carrying away some food.
• 39:33
  like, you're like, hyena?
• 39:37
  What?
• 39:37
  And so all of a sudden, all of us guys have to go pee.
• 39:40
  And so we run out of the bus and we're like, let's pee and we're like, looking for hyenas.
• 39:43
  Where is it?
• 39:44
  Where is it at?
• 39:45
  I want to see it while I'm peeing.
• 39:46
  My like in my brain is like hyena lion king evil guy will eat me like yeah
• 39:53
  That's where your brain should go.
• 39:55
  that is the correct line of thought.
• 39:56
  uh Yeah, but it...
• 39:59
  Weird.
• 40:00
  Anyway.
• 40:01
  That's, oh man.
• 40:03
  Any animal though, like I remember being like in Montana hunting and you would be doing your job and here comes deer, you know, whatever and it's like, I can't, like this isn't
• 40:17
  one that I can get because it's not the right type, but really you popped out right now.
• 40:26
  Thanks for that.
• 40:28
  Really salt in the wound because I've seen nothing else today.
• 40:31
  I'm...
• 40:33
  Wow.
• 40:33
  So, that's cool.
• 40:37
  That is my Uganda experience.
• 40:38
  I do have a question about the physical therapy part.
• 40:42
  Do some of the...
• 40:45
  and this is partially me checking my ignorance too.
• 40:49
  Do some of the people look at what y'all came to do as magical?
• 40:55
  Do you know what I mean?
• 40:56
  That's a really good question.
• 40:59
  in all, witchcraft and voodoo is still a thing.
• 41:02
  They still believe in that.
• 41:04
  um They're currently trying to make disabilities and like trying to create a stigma that disabilities actually isn't a witchcraft.
• 41:13
  Yeah.
• 41:14
  Yeah.
• 41:14
  Cause like they believe that, my kid has cerebral palsy.
• 41:17
  Right.
• 41:17
  And because my kid has cerebral palsy, someone messed up, put a curse on me or my child.
• 41:21
  And that's why, that's a big thing.
• 41:23
  So like, there's a lot of dispelling of that.
• 41:25
  um
• 41:26
  But what they're looking at for us is they see us as a medical provider and they call us doctors over there.
• 41:31
  oh Because we are medical provider doctors.
• 41:35
  I'm gonna have a doctorate in a couple months.
• 41:37
  So they see that and they're like, oh and you're also from the US, so you must have money.
• 41:45
  You can help me by giving me money or giving me medications and stuff like that.
• 41:49
  So there was some like, I want meds to fix me.
• 41:52
  Or like.
• 41:52
  there was a lady that literally had a child with CP and was like handed the child over to the one of my coworkers and she and they're like, fix my child.
• 42:01
  That's why we're like, we can't fix them.
• 42:05
  We can't even fix them in the US.
• 42:06
  And so it was a lot of teaching and stuff like that.
• 42:09
  It was really hard.
• 42:10
  Yeah.
• 42:10
  But they do look at some things as like voodoo, but not always.
• 42:16
  And so we would teach them and like show them how to do activities and modifications.
• 42:19
  Yeah.
• 42:20
  And it worked like that would help.
• 42:22
  But also you have the cultural thing.
• 42:23
  like a lot of low back pain for women because they don't believe that they could squat down to do activities.
• 42:30
  They have to keep straight legs.
• 42:31
  So they bend at the hips, bend over to do activities like sweeping the floor.
• 42:35
  And they use like one foot brooms that are no handles on it.
• 42:38
  It's just the wicker broom stuff.
• 42:40
  And so they have a lot of low back pain because they're just bending all the time.
• 42:43
  And we're like, why can't you squat?
• 42:44
  they're like, squatting is un-cultural to us as going to the bathroom or being lazy.
• 42:51
  And so you shouldn't do that.
• 42:53
  And so women would do that.
• 42:54
  And you're like, I don't get this.
• 42:56
  That's weird.
• 42:57
  mean, it's one of those things, I get it, it's a cultural thing, but it's one of those where, of all of the things, pay money to go squat here.
• 43:13
  Yeah, wow.
• 43:14
  Well, I was just curious, because like I said, I had listened to you share a little bit on...
• 43:21
  on under the influence on it.
• 43:22
  And I was like, man, I'm curious if this was if this was ever.
• 43:26
  There was, we were walking down the road and all of sudden they had a sign that was like all the witchcraft stuff.
• 43:31
  uh we help with all of this.
• 43:33
  And you're like, oh my goodness, this is actually popular culture and everything else.
• 43:39
  This is crazy.
• 43:40
  Yeah, that would be tough.
• 43:41
  um Well, so I do have a few questions for round two.
• 43:46
  um If any of these ever, as always, they ever spark something, feel free to fire away.
• 43:52
  I don't know if I've asked it.
• 43:54
  This is one that's always on the line.
• 43:56
  I can't remember if it made it in, because it got added to the round one.
• 43:59
  But are you doing any snacks or drinks in the shower?
• 44:02
  No, no, we did.
• 44:04
  think we had that.
• 44:05
  We talked about like the orange in the shower and that's whole experience.
• 44:08
  Yeah.
• 44:09
  Nope, not added it to the routine.
• 44:11
  Nah, it's still on the bucket list of trying at some point, but we'll have to defer that one down the road a little bit.
• 44:17
  Um, have you ever, have you ever tasted deodorant?
• 44:22
  Not, no.
• 44:23
  I was gonna say not on purpose, but I don't think I, no.
• 44:26
  I don't even think accidentally, no.
• 44:29
  Yeah, do you think everyone will try it?
• 44:31
  probably never know.
• 44:34
  It would have to be a really good scent.
• 44:36
  It would have to smell like orange cream or something like that for your
• 44:39
  the deal.
• 44:40
  This got put on here, one, because I found that other people had.
• 44:43
  That's why.
• 44:44
  And I say other people because I did.
• 44:47
  Ana, for a time, was buying this, like, it was all natural, know, safe for your skin, safe for whatever, made from all these normal, like, natural occurring ingredients.
• 44:57
  And the scent was vanilla marshmallow.
• 45:02
  And I'm like, I'm like, this smells exactly like marshmallows.
• 45:07
  Like,
• 45:08
  Was it also white like marshmallow?
• 45:09
  Yep.
• 45:09
  Okay.
• 45:10
  all of it.
• 45:11
  I was like, I'm going, I mean, fresh stick.
• 45:15
  This was not used like fresh from the store stick.
• 45:18
  went, you know what?
• 45:18
  Forget it.
• 45:19
  And I just rolled it up and took a bite and immediately regretted it.
• 45:25
  And I went, how do they get that smell to taste so bad?
• 45:30
  Like oils?
• 45:31
  I don't know what, but I've never tasted anything that was so far away from what it smelled.
• 45:38
  Was the texture also really bad?
• 45:41
  Like I'm guessing it be like chalky.
• 45:43
  It almost dissolved.
• 45:44
  oh
• 45:46
  was like bad mashed potatoes
• 45:48
  So I have had my deodorant in the car.
• 45:51
  So this is not me tasting it, but I've had it in the car and sitting on the seat and all of sudden you're like, yeah, that's fine.
• 45:57
  Oh, yeah.
• 45:58
  Room fresher, air fresher.
• 45:59
  Room fresher.
• 46:00
  for life now because it's superheated in the car and the deodorant melts at heat.
• 46:05
  So I bet it would melt in your mouth and just make oil everywhere.
• 46:08
  But all over the car seat.
• 46:09
  The car, oh the back seat was just literally one white mess.
• 46:13
  And I'm like, I messed.
• 46:16
  My car smells good, but I messed up bad.
• 46:19
  was that.
• 46:19
  smells great.
• 46:20
  What's the weird patch of like, just mirror in the backseat of a...
• 46:24
  And it's the fabric, like old school carpet, the seats.
• 46:29
  This was the old, the whole thing was all white.
• 46:33
  And I'm like, I can't do this.
• 46:35
  I did super hot water to even try to like warm it back up to get it out and then vacuum afterwards.
• 46:39
  Nope, still didn't come out.
• 46:41
  Smell great though.
• 46:44
  Before I this, how are you with throw up?
• 46:48
  Like, there's a spectrum of people.
• 46:53
  If you threw up, I wouldn't throw up.
• 46:56
  I would have probably a gag reflex that kicked in maybe once or twice.
• 46:59
  If I was helping you clean it up.
• 47:02
  But other than that, I'm pretty good.
• 47:03
  Have you ever been thrown up on?
• 47:07
  By a baby, Kinda like the spit up after food, but also I was sick and I'm gonna up check a little bit.
• 47:15
  Yeah, I've had that.
• 47:16
  Not projectile.
• 47:18
  Not adult.
• 47:18
  Not adult projectile throw up at you.
• 47:20
  It's more like, I can get out of way on this one.
• 47:23
  I was really, I'm not gonna lie, I was really hoping there was gonna be a dark story about Levi right in there.
• 47:28
  Like, yeah, he totally yurts it, got my foot.
• 47:31
  No, I don't think so.
• 47:34
  You're fishing for it.
• 47:34
  It's OK.
• 47:35
  Keep fishing.
• 47:37
  I don't think.
• 47:38
  Do you know in like, so in the cartoons when babies throw up it like, that's real.
• 47:44
  That's real.
• 47:45
  Because our son or daughter, can't remember now, but one of them got the stomach flu at just under a year old.
• 47:52
  And you know, they can sit up and no joke, eight to 10 feet across the I just saw this.
• 48:02
  Why?
• 48:04
  How?
• 48:05
  This is...
• 48:08
  How did you manage this?
• 48:09
  You are a small human being.
• 48:10
  You cannot projectile throw something that far.
• 48:13
  I mean it hit the wall on the other side of my car and I went I'm like looking at my wife she goes what just happened I said I think I think they got sick and It was one of those
• 48:23
  where they must have thrown up and kind of felt better cuz they're you know, like, oh, yeah, that's not that's not funny, but that's yeah, I Is crazy.
• 48:33
  I never thought that was real.
• 48:35
  When you go to the bathroom, do you ever like take stock of what the poo or anything looks like before you flush it away?
• 48:43
  some days more than others.
• 48:45
  if it was a rough one, I'm like, okay, what consistency am I at?
• 48:49
  Am I flowing pure water out or am I solid massing it?
• 48:55
  And then.
• 48:57
  Both are interesting to look at for different reasons, but yeah.
• 49:01
  Do you do the wipe, the wipe and look?
• 49:04
  So like you wipe to see like how much is left on the toilet paper?
• 49:08
  To do the clean?
• 49:09
  You just do like three wipes and you're good.
• 49:12
  Okay.
• 49:12
  And it's like, I do like the pull through and I'm like, okay, I still have more I'm gonna fold, do another tuck.
• 49:18
  If it turns out like really green, I'm like, I'm not doing good.
• 49:21
  Or if it gets brown, I'm like, ooh.
• 49:23
  Like you can regulate, can regulate how I'm, why I'm feeling what I'm feeling based on color situations.
• 49:30
  Oh my gosh
• 49:32
  let's go medical real quick.
• 49:33
  It's also important to do that because if it's black, that's big problem.
• 49:38
  have an internal bleed.
• 49:39
  And if it's really, really black, it's probably super high um bleeding and that actually should be taken care of really fast.
• 49:47
  If it's lower down bleeding, it actually changes colors.
• 49:50
  before there's the stomach, the, I'm gonna get my names all wrong.
• 49:56
  Dang it.
• 49:56
  I haven't done my internal organs in a long time.
• 49:59
  Anyway, stomach, there's a small section that happens right before it connects to the pancreas.
• 50:04
  If it bleeds in that section, it's black.
• 50:06
  it bleeds after that, it's red.
• 50:08
  It's a maroon red.
• 50:09
  And if it's large intestine, it's bright red.
• 50:11
  And so you know where your bleed is based on the color of fecal blood.
• 50:17
  So now you can have that as back information.
• 50:19
  uh
• 50:21
  Okay.
• 50:21
  I knew black was bad.
• 50:22
  Because I had read that that was like internal bleeding, but I didn't know.
• 50:26
  Black tar is internal bleeding by far.
• 50:31
  You've just sparked it.
• 50:33
  So newborn babies.
• 50:35
  Yep.
• 50:36
  When they poo, it is black tar.
• 50:41
  I did not know.
• 50:42
  Nobody told me.
• 50:43
  I had read, like, oh, you're going to be a new parent.
• 50:45
  Here's some things you should know.
• 50:47
  Not in there.
• 50:49
  My wife just gave birth.
• 50:50
  They're like, all right, baby needs change.
• 50:52
  I was like, that's me.
• 50:53
  m I'm ready.
• 50:54
  I popped the diaper open.
• 50:56
  I'm like, doc?
• 50:59
  I think there's something wrong with him." And he goes, what do mean?
• 51:01
  And I'm like, that is, that looks bad.
• 51:04
  And he goes, yeah, it's going to be like that for a few days.
• 51:07
  No idea.
• 51:08
  I thought my child was gravely
• 51:10
  And the colors changes sometimes.
• 51:12
  I don't know if you had to do that.
• 51:12
  We're like neon green one day and then it's black and then it's neon green again.
• 51:18
  And the other thing and then I thought like going into having my daughter I was like I've done this before we're Nobody told me little girls baby girls shortly after being born so
• 51:30
  many hormones.
• 51:31
  They have like a baby period And yeah, and like I change her diaper and there's blood and I'm mmm I'm like, okay, never mind doc again come like he she's like Totally normal if
• 51:45
  it's more than a day
• 51:47
  then we worry.
• 51:47
  I'm like, this is, I can assure you, this has never been normal once for me ever.
• 51:55
  Like I told, I told my wife, was like, anytime there's blood anywhere in the mix, if I'm in the bathroom, I'm immediately concerned.
• 52:02
  Like that's just me.
• 52:06
  anyway, that, well it's good to know.
• 52:08
  It's now I can, you know, now if I ever do, I can gauge right where it's at.
• 52:12
  uh Don't, not feeling good?
• 52:15
  Check your poo color.
• 52:16
  um Are you a phone toilet user?
• 52:22
  What are you doing on the phone?
• 52:23
  you're on the toilet?
• 52:24
  ah Doom scroll?
• 52:26
  Sometimes a doom scroll.
• 52:28
  Sometimes a quick text is like, okay, I have to text some or I can sit down and I'm like, oh, shoot, I have the text.
• 52:35
  Shoot off a text.
• 52:36
  um
• 52:37
  should start, I do that too, we should start when we're taxiing for the toilet, sending like a little poop or something.
• 52:45
  Or like a little sign off.
• 52:46
  This text was sent via, just for their enjoyment, like hey, just so you know.
• 52:52
  sent from your conveniently located toilet.
• 52:56
  my gosh.
• 52:58
  Okay, that's good answers.
• 52:59
  Those are both manageable.
• 53:02
  There's the people that's like, sometimes I get Netflix on there.
• 53:05
  You're posted up too long.
• 53:07
  That's a long one.
• 53:09
  I know that I get bad stomach cramps, I'm like, while I'm going, I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna be here a while.
• 53:16
  Okay, we're gonna turn on a podcast or something.
• 53:18
  We're gonna need some distraction focus here.
• 53:22
  That is exactly the sound.
• 53:25
  That's what it is.
• 53:26
  It's like, gotta have something just like occupy my brain.
• 53:29
  Get me away from this moment.
• 53:31
  Weirdest thing ever though or worst thing ever I guess is public bathrooms though and you post up inside and someone else posts up and all see here do do do do you know like
• 53:40
  they're playing a game or they're watching a movie like full-on Netflix yeah you're saying but right next to you know like stop do you not have the decency to at least turn it off
• 53:51
  like no volume if you're gonna do watch a video headphones in the toilet yes you're
• 53:59
  I so this kind of goes with that because there's also people that will have full volume phone conversations.
• 54:06
  Toilet toilet.
• 54:08
  OK, so do you ever use your phone on the toilet like if you're.
• 54:13
  No, no, no.
• 54:17
  Alright, that's fair.
• 54:19
  That is a uh no-go zone.
• 54:22
  So if somebody calls you and you don't answer and then like five, 10 minutes later, they're getting the call back.
• 54:30
  Friends and family can know that.
• 54:32
  I'm like, hey, sorry, was on the bath.
• 54:33
  I was in the bathroom.
• 54:35
  I tell them I'm just like, girlfriend in the morning.
• 54:39
  Yeah, give her.
• 54:41
  So my girlfriend lives in Springfield.
• 54:42
  Yeah, I live in Salem.
• 54:43
  So it's like an hour drive.
• 54:44
  I only get to see her on weekends.
• 54:46
  And so I give her a quick call in the morning like, hey, time to wake up.
• 54:49
  We do have like a chat for like half an hour while we're getting ready.
• 54:53
  And I'm like, hold on.
• 54:54
  I have to go to the bathroom.
• 54:55
  Pause, leave phone in kitchen, go to bathroom, come back out.
• 55:00
  Okay, I'm good.
• 55:01
  And it's it is usually the morning tinkle we know the process.
• 55:06
  But every once in while we're talking this is like later in the afternoon like this.
• 55:10
  So either I could put you on mute for a couple hours, or I'm gonna call you back because I got to go to the bathroom.
• 55:15
  And she's like, call me back.
• 55:17
  I'm like, perfect.
• 55:18
  Hang up, go to the bathroom, come back out.
• 55:20
  Hey, sorry.
• 55:21
  But it's not if you don't bring phone in.
• 55:24
  Yeah.
• 55:25
  No, no, no.
• 55:27
  How you doing?
• 55:28
  Oh, you know, I'm not gonna say I haven't.
• 55:34
  Sometimes when if I do it, Anna will be like, where are you?
• 55:39
  I'm like, it just gets quiet.
• 55:40
  She goes, call me back when you're done.
• 55:42
  Just don't answer the phone in here.
• 55:44
  like the.
• 55:47
  App room.
• 55:48
  Yes.
• 55:48
  Yeah.
• 55:49
  Oh, something that I am acutely aware of.
• 55:52
  Like I can.
• 55:53
  I've listened to so many hours from editing this.
• 55:57
  I know when there's audio coming from a bathroom, it's like, yeah, somebody else is in there too.
• 56:04
  I can hear it.
• 56:05
  There is so many solid surfaces for it to echo off of.
• 56:08
  Yeah.
• 56:09
  And it doesn't matter.
• 56:11
  It just happens.
• 56:11
  That is the only reason that the closet door is open because it it is actually not as well because if this door shut it's just It eats a little bit it because
• 56:22
  clothes in there yeah so there is about there is a closet in the bathroom which is really nice like I'll tell you pro mode because this is amazing because you get out of the shower
• 56:31
  you can go get changed oh and then you before you even walk into the rest of the house
• 56:34
  Yes, yes.
• 56:36
  I love this.
• 56:37
  I used to actually record other podcast stuff in here before it got too crowded and I was like, I do not.
• 56:43
  And there's no electrical outlets.
• 56:44
  There's electricity.
• 56:46
  Yeah, there's no outlets in there.
• 56:46
  So I'd have to run it from behind you all the way in.
• 56:49
  I extension cord.
• 56:50
  I was like a maniac.
• 56:51
  That's crazy.
• 56:52
  And you can't leave it up because this is your living space.
• 56:55
  This is the one thing.
• 56:57
  So I envy Jerry because he's got an awesome setup.
• 57:02
  It's so nice.
• 57:03
  And it just sits there.
• 57:05
  he never has to, like unless they move, it just chills.
• 57:08
  The only thing they do move is they move one or two cameras.
• 57:10
  they have to reset up cameras, refocus.
• 57:13
  And like if they added Gaston, because if they do three people, they're pretty much set.
• 57:17
  But when you add a fourth, or if you take down to two, you have to relocate cameras and reset.
• 57:21
  But mics stay the same.
• 57:24
  On the episode where I think we were six deep Oh do last time I was on because it was the it was No, no, it was five.
• 57:32
  It was five.
• 57:32
  I didn't have they didn't have Jared.
• 57:35
  Yeah Yeah, so is the three of y'all and then and then pastor and I yeah, and it was like We were weird
• 57:42
  Tighten that room.
• 57:43
  The new setup though, so much better.
• 57:45
  know.
• 57:46
  more room too.
• 57:47
  I've seen it on YouTube and I'm like, man, that looks awesome.
• 57:50
  Yeah, they're doing awesome stuff.
• 57:52
  Dude, your brother's a hard guy to pin down though.
• 57:55
  Straight up, I do not know how I'm on here twice and he hasn't been on once.
• 58:00
  love Levi.
• 58:02
  Dude, ah Levi, if I'm wrong, you come on the show and prove me wrong.
• 58:06
  think he's a little worried about it.
• 58:08
  think so.
• 58:09
  I think he's like, I don't know if I want to talk about bathrooms.
• 58:11
  I think that's fine.
• 58:12
  think he has too many stories like he has too many stories that are flood up and he's such an animated fast-talking guy He's gonna say something he doesn't realize editing is good.
• 58:21
  He's just gonna start talking about some stories
• 58:24
  He's gonna knock so many people that he's like, yeah, this person when they, yeah.
• 58:28
  No, I think he's hilarious, but I'm like, I've texted him, I've texted Jerry, was like, hey Jerry, you gotta bug Levi.
• 58:34
  Like, you gotta get after him.
• 58:35
  He's like, I'll do that, I'll do that, and then Levi'll text me, hey what's up?
• 58:38
  And I'm like.
• 58:39
  And like off camera, we give him crap about it.
• 58:45
  I'm like, I was under the influence talking about stuff and I was like, hey, just saying, I have some great stuff I need to talk about with Hunter.
• 58:53
  So I'm not gonna drop everything here, but here's a couple of pictures.
• 58:57
  And we're all like knocking Levi a little bit in the episode.
• 59:00
  And then as soon as we're out, I'm like this.
• 59:01
  do Levi, do even want to go on?
• 59:03
  He's like, it's yeah, I do.
• 59:04
  We're like, no way.
• 59:06
  Because you are, you're even being asked anymore because he's asked you so many
• 59:10
  I'll ask him again.
• 59:11
  I'm dude I I Have so there's a friend.
• 59:14
  I'm his name's I am I want him to come on show so bad because He's a little older.
• 59:22
  He works at a community college.
• 59:24
  Okay, Dude's got some wild camp stories.
• 59:29
  He's got wild stories of like high execs and seeing their toilets Uh-huh, and he will not come on the show cuz he's like dude my boss will fire me
• 59:38
  I was he's not gonna fire you, I'll voice change you.
• 59:40
  I was just like, it's fine, we can voice change, I've done it for other people.
• 59:43
  They're like, really?
• 59:45
  And I was like, yeah.
• 59:45
  He goes, I'm not doing it, I can't.
• 59:47
  So maybe I'll offer Levi the voice change and say, like, you know, this is.
• 59:52
  is, you just say like, this is a long-waited guest that we've wanted for a long time.
• 59:56
  We're not gonna say anything.
• 59:57
  His name starts with L and then just go from there.
• 59:59
  Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  We'll call him L.
• 1:00:02
  we'll just call him.
• 1:00:03
  We'll pick whatever his his current character.
• 1:00:05
  I'm actually like quite a bit behind on their adventures.
• 1:00:10
  The DND.
• 1:00:11
  em Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  Yep.
• 1:00:14
  See, I'm doing the same thing.
• 1:00:15
  Yep.
• 1:00:15
  ah
• 1:00:17
  I know that the group is called The Hand.
• 1:00:20
  Yes.
• 1:00:21
  Jerry's gonna be so mad.
• 1:00:22
  He's gonna be like, I can't believe you.
• 1:00:23
  No, he wouldn't.
• 1:00:24
  No, I love Levi.
• 1:00:26
  think he's I'm sure you're going legends of.
• 1:00:32
  no, but just call him that the whole time.
• 1:00:34
  It'll be good.
• 1:00:35
  But no, I think your brother's hilarious.
• 1:00:37
  It's in good fun.
• 1:00:38
  I am not upset at all.
• 1:00:40
  Because it's one of those things where I don't always ask like, hey, how come?
• 1:00:44
  Because you never know.
• 1:00:46
  Sometimes bathrooms for people are like.
• 1:00:48
  Yeah, I've got one guy he's like I can't dude that is
• 1:00:52
  It's like a private sanctuary or is it like just too much like
• 1:00:54
  He's got some like growing up with lots of siblings and has had some like I've had some bad scrapes in the bathroom that I like He's like I don't even the doors locked even when
• 1:01:10
  it's my wife and I are the only ones home Like she's not coming in.
• 1:01:13
  Yeah, nobody's coming in.
• 1:01:15
  Yeah, that's not arguing with it.
• 1:01:18
  do you ever like repeat you ever like play like
• 1:01:22
  P-pattern tracing games in the bowl with the stream.
• 1:01:29
  I have to answer honestly of yes, but not probably the way you're thinking.
• 1:01:35
  oh like VP stream, you get the bubbles.
• 1:01:40
  Yeah.
• 1:01:41
  Like you get the like high level of bubbles or something.
• 1:01:43
  You get very little bubbles.
• 1:01:44
  I don't.
• 1:01:46
  Not enough protein.
• 1:01:47
  That's fine.
• 1:01:48
  I don't know.
• 1:01:49
  That's someone there's one research.
• 1:01:51
  I've always just thought it's because I drink a
• 1:01:55
  It could be like diluted.
• 1:01:56
  Yeah, but like fear one case study out of weird and like there was a case study of a kid who had like peed in a cup for a test and they were like, what do think is actually going
• 1:02:09
  on with this kid?
• 1:02:10
  And I'm like, I don't know, but he's made a comment of like, wow, there's a lot of bubbles in here.
• 1:02:14
  And then they're like, oh, and then the other blood test and it was high protein because he had another, they had a kidney failure and stuff like that.
• 1:02:21
  So like it wasn't processing protein or it was processing too much protein.
• 1:02:24
  I don't
• 1:02:25
  This was several years ago that I This was undergrad.
• 1:02:28
  But I was like, huh, so more bubbles mean more protein.
• 1:02:31
  Got it.
• 1:02:31
  I know I'm low on protein.
• 1:02:33
  I don't know if that's actually the case.
• 1:02:35
  was purely a one off.
• 1:02:36
  I've not done research.
• 1:02:39
  But I will do the like, try to get the whole bowl, whole thing full of bubbles.
• 1:02:44
  And so you're you're peeing around, you're like getting the bubbles around and all, so you have that little metal spot and you're like, ah, dang it, I have to go hit that.
• 1:02:50
  And you're like, I'm not like writing my name.
• 1:02:53
  You know what?
• 1:02:54
  it's not the name of the snow kind of thing.
• 1:02:56
  It's just.
• 1:02:56
  When I asked, I was like, I was like, eh, know, because usually people are like, yeah, I try to like make it hit the side so that way it doesn't make a sound or like, I like to
• 1:03:06
  like splash, splash, splash.
• 1:03:08
  But, and then you said, I probably do it, but not the way you think.
• 1:03:11
  And you're right.
• 1:03:12
  I didn't think that the bubbles would come into play.
• 1:03:15
  So.
• 1:03:15
  So like I do, I do do this, I do do be more quiet, especially if like public areas and like that and be more quiet.
• 1:03:20
  But like at home I'm like, I don't care.
• 1:03:21
  Ooh, bubbles.
• 1:03:23
  my gosh.
• 1:03:23
  Hey, that's awesome.
• 1:03:24
  Yeah.
• 1:03:25
  Hey, do you ever use those like weird tissue paper toilet seat covers, the butt gaskets or whatever?
• 1:03:34
  How do feel about those?
• 1:03:35
  Uhh Once in a while they feel so weird on my butt I hate They feel weird and then you sit on them and they squeak and move and like I don't know if I like this I
• 1:03:42
  I don't think I am able to use them correctly.
• 1:03:44
  And I say that because the way I wipe, like, oh.
• 1:03:48
  Yeah, you move and then it moves them
• 1:03:51
  It's like, this is a waste of all of my time.
• 1:03:55
  I just do a thorough, if I'm worried about it, I just get enough toilet paper, thorough wipe down.
• 1:04:00
  It's like, if this doesn't do it, I don't need to use it.
• 1:04:03
  So have you ever made a poop nest?
• 1:04:08
  So this is like, and it's for sound dampening, but you like get the little thing of toilet paper and you put it in the water and then you poop into the paper.
• 1:04:19
  Never done that.
• 1:04:20
  it just kind of collects.
• 1:04:22
  No.
• 1:04:24
  And the other benefit is you don't get the mermaid kiss of like, her sploosh.
• 1:04:29
  that's the benefit.
• 1:04:30
  That's why I started doing it.
• 1:04:31
  Like if I know and you know, like this one's going to be particularly.
• 1:04:36
  cause splooshy.
• 1:04:38
  It's like, yeah, I'm going to roll a couple of sheets and just toss it in just to break the tension or whatever.
• 1:04:44
  No.
• 1:04:46
  And this question actually comes to us courtesy, and I think we might have discussed it when we were all on the show and under the influence.
• 1:04:53
  um But it comes courtesy of Jude.
• 1:04:56
  boy.
• 1:04:57
  Yeah, a throwback.
• 1:04:58
  um Do you scrub your legs every time you shower?
• 1:05:00
  Yeah, 100%.
• 1:05:01
  Okay.
• 1:05:02
  Yes.
• 1:05:02
  Yeah.
• 1:05:02
  Oh, we are.
• 1:05:04
  Yes.
• 1:05:06
  throwing girlfriend under bus.
• 1:05:09
  boy.
• 1:05:11
  So in how long do you take to shower?
• 1:05:12
  This is the question for you.
• 1:05:13
  ah
• 1:05:14
  I like on a on regular day shower.
• 1:05:17
  Yes, it's usually truly like about five minutes.
• 1:05:20
  Okay.
• 1:05:21
  Yeah, I I Don't usually have enough time to chill out now I will admit like if I've just mowed the lawn and I've got nothing else going on in the evening I'll do a ten minute
• 1:05:32
  shower.
• 1:05:32
  I'll just kind of sit in there and do shower thoughts and it you know,
• 1:05:35
  It's a quiet serene uh
• 1:05:38
  That's when I that's when the polar seltzer.
• 1:05:41
  Yeah, that's when the drinks coming in.
• 1:05:45
  Okay.
• 1:05:46
  I'm and that sparkling water is It's my go-to.
• 1:05:49
  Okay for shower drink, but that's when the drinks coming in.
• 1:05:52
  Okay.
• 1:05:52
  Yeah
• 1:05:53
  So like, I probably do like on average a seven and a half, 10 minute shower.
• 1:05:59
  That's my normal average because I like, oh I do the body down first, body's wet, hair is wet, scrub down body, rinse off, scrub down head, rinse off.
• 1:06:13
  And then I was like, okay, did I miss anywhere?
• 1:06:15
  But like while I'm doing the legs, I go down my legs and I also get like my feet.
• 1:06:19
  uh And you scrub below the knee every time.
• 1:06:21
  below the knee every time.
• 1:06:22
  Jude, Jude, I'm thinking of you right now below the knee.
• 1:06:26
  There's too much splash up.
• 1:06:27
  then if you don't know what I'm talking about, go find under the influence.
• 1:06:32
  Yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Go find that episode.
• 1:06:33
  Well, maybe link it in the card.
• 1:06:37
  But like I scrub between, I scrub between my toes and do like a little toe clean up.
• 1:06:41
  And so I'm hanging out with her and like, I was laying down and my toenail, so I didn't have socks on, caught in the blanket and I pull out and I'm like trying to
• 1:06:50
  does knock down toenail.
• 1:06:51
  She's like, why are you picking your toes?
• 1:06:52
  Like, that's most disgusting thing.
• 1:06:53
  Like toe toe, toe jam.
• 1:06:56
  Yeah, I'm like, I don't have toe jam.
• 1:06:58
  She's like, what?
• 1:06:59
  I don't have toe jam.
• 1:07:00
  She's like, that's why I'm like, and she's like, do you wash your feet in the shower every day?
• 1:07:04
  And I'm like, yeah.
• 1:07:05
  Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  And I'm like, you don't know she takes a three minute shower.
• 1:07:09
  She does the full like, calls it good.
• 1:07:12
  And I'm like, how do you wash your feet?
• 1:07:14
  She's like this.
• 1:07:15
  And I'm like, no way.
• 1:07:17
  You don't clean between your toes.
• 1:07:19
  That's slightly gross.
• 1:07:20
  That's why you have the toe jam.
• 1:07:23
  I'm gonna admit though, I'm surprised.
• 1:07:25
  I thought this was going a different direction where I thought you were gonna be like, yeah, she definitely takes 25 minutes shower.
• 1:07:30
  No, she's usually how she's like.
• 1:07:32
  Like if she takes a long shower, it's seven minutes.
• 1:07:36
  She is in the bathroom and out of the bathroom in like probably 15, like a long shower.
• 1:07:42
  That's awesome.
• 1:07:43
  I love.
• 1:07:43
  this.
• 1:07:44
  Yeah, I'm the one that takes the long shower now though.
• 1:07:46
  Yeah, cuz my wife is, she, she like...
• 1:07:54
  her full showers like 20 minutes.
• 1:07:56
  Yeah.
• 1:07:56
  And so she'll do like little mini showers like before work.
• 1:08:00
  I'm just going to rinse off and then she'll get home and she's like, I'm going to take like a little shower.
• 1:08:04
  And then it's like probably four or five times a week.
• 1:08:07
  It's like, okay, this
• 1:08:09
  we're setting the timer 30 minutes we're not gonna have the bathroom use
• 1:08:11
  Yep.
• 1:08:13
  It's like, all right, you're going to disappear for half hour.
• 1:08:19
  Yeah.
• 1:08:20
  Got it.
• 1:08:21
  And you know what's frustrating is my son is taken after her because he gets in there, 25 minutes.
• 1:08:28
  And he gets out and he's like, can I watch a little show before bed?
• 1:08:31
  was like, no, dude, no.
• 1:08:32
  He took a 30 minute shower.
• 1:08:34
  Bedtime, it's 10 minutes past.
• 1:08:35
  Yeah.
• 1:08:36
  I didn't know.
• 1:08:37
  I'm like, well, I came in four times and said, hey, bud.
• 1:08:40
  We're gonna have put it, we're gonna have to start putting timers in.
• 1:08:44
  So you see our fan has timer and he can hear it and that's the timer and I punch in 20.
• 1:08:50
  Like that's generous.
• 1:08:52
  That's super generous.
• 1:08:53
  And it goes off and he just, and I come in and like, bud, the timer's off.
• 1:08:57
  Oh no, I'm almost done.
• 1:08:58
  10 minutes later, he hops out.
• 1:08:59
  I'm like, dude, you're killing me right And that's how I know that it's under 10.
• 1:09:04
  Cause I hit the bottom one 10 minutes and I'm in out, driving done and it's still running.
• 1:09:08
  Like that's how I'm, I'm like, yeah, five to 10.
• 1:09:11
  Yeah.
• 1:09:11
  I that's why she's a fast shower and I'm like how do you the cost of doja and I'm like okay and she made the joke not a joke we're not going with this won't happen but like if
• 1:09:23
  one of us gets injured and like paralyzed and stuff like that she's hoping that would be her because she's like at least my feet will be clean and I'm like yep your foot will be
• 1:09:30
  clean because I will be washing them every day like
• 1:09:32
  Yeah, I never did and I know the exact time that I began to do the In Between the Toes and I will confess, I don't do it every time.
• 1:09:41
  It's probably two or three times a week.
• 1:09:43
  So I don't do it every time because I'm showering at the public gym.
• 1:09:47
  And so I do the shower slippers.
• 1:09:51
  Yes.
• 1:09:51
  Because I'm like, I didn't do it for a long time and then all of I saw big cases of athlete foot starting to go through clinic and stuff like that.
• 1:09:57
  I was like, I can't do that.
• 1:09:59
  Yeah.
• 1:09:59
  I can't do that.
• 1:10:00
  I used to shower at the gym I go to.
• 1:10:03
  And one day I saw what I can't unsee, which was, I don't know what it was, but it was swimming.
• 1:10:09
  And it was bug-like in the bottom of the shower.
• 1:10:12
  I mean, this is, I go in the morning.
• 1:10:15
  They've been open for like a half hour.
• 1:10:17
  So this was here yesterday.
• 1:10:18
  And so then I'm going, this didn't get cleaned last night.
• 1:10:22
  And now I shower at my church every morning during school year.
• 1:10:27
  This time of year, I'm rocking it here.
• 1:10:30
  It's just like, and I used to scoff at the shower sandals, the shower slippers.
• 1:10:34
  I'd be like, and after I saw that, was like, you know what, actually I totally get it and I don't knock anybody for it.
• 1:10:40
  I would knock people because shower slippers make it way more wet.
• 1:10:46
  super wet.
• 1:10:47
  But then I was like, no, I'm gonna figure out how to do this properly.
• 1:10:50
  So I pull my foot out of the slipper, I still wash my foot, I don't get in between the toes every time, but then I put it back in the slipper and I'm like, okay, cool, we're
• 1:10:57
  good to go.
• 1:10:58
  Then pull it out, dry off the foot, dry off the foot, out the door.
• 1:11:03
  Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  I but it was it was college dorm showers and I was like these are foul like I to I got to scrub between my toes every like this I just need to do something to make it feel like my
• 1:11:15
  feet are more clean than when I got in here.
• 1:11:19
  That's all my round two questions.
• 1:11:20
  That's it.
• 1:11:21
  Yeah, that's it.
• 1:11:21
  They're they're a little lighter.
• 1:11:23
  The round three is I've only I've only had a couple people that are on round three and the round three questions are still kind of in development.
• 1:11:30
  Okay.
• 1:11:31
  So here we are.
• 1:11:33
  Before we close, do you have any, you know, I don't know if you want to like tell people to go find you or find anything like in particular.
• 1:11:42
  I have almost no presence online except for under the influence.
• 1:11:46
  So like the other thing I have is under the influence.
• 1:11:49
  I was on for season four, they're on season five right now.
• 1:11:52
  I guess to parents a couple of times there.
• 1:11:55
  But primarily I have no online presence.
• 1:11:58
  I'm a ghost.
• 1:11:59
  I feel so
• 1:12:00
  I imagine it does.
• 1:12:03
  My online presence is mostly just posting about all these projects.
• 1:12:07
  My aunt's like, how is your family?
• 1:12:10
  I was like, they're pretty good.
• 1:12:12
  She's like, I never seen any pictures of them.
• 1:12:14
  was like, oh, that's actually a good point.
• 1:12:16
  Yeah, bro.
• 1:12:17
  Probably should present them a little bit more.
• 1:12:19
  I was like, yeah, I guess that's a good point.
• 1:12:21
  They're good.
• 1:12:22
  They're chilling.
• 1:12:23
  I can't get my son to sit still long enough to get a picture.
• 1:12:27
  Well, cool.
• 1:12:27
  Do you have any bathroom wisdom that you want to leave people with before we go?
• 1:12:32
  always leave the seat down.
• 1:12:33
  Okay.
• 1:12:34
  Um, cause it's just smarter to do that.
• 1:12:37
  So like, honestly, like I always put the seat, the, not just the toilet seat, but like the lid lid goes down every time because I heard one time and it grossed me as a child.
• 1:12:48
  you flush, there's like the aerosols of poo and I'm like, I'm it down every time for the people that don't do that.
• 1:12:56
  Yeah.
• 1:12:56
  Shame on you.
• 1:12:58
  You make everyone else suffer.
• 1:13:00
  Yeah, I do not.
• 1:13:02
  um
• 1:13:04
  Do you leave the toilet seat up?
• 1:13:05
  The seat up?
• 1:13:06
  When you after you pee.
• 1:13:08
  No, no, no, I do put that down.
• 1:13:10
  Okay.
• 1:13:10
  I didn't used to when we first got married, I didn't because I mean, I, kind of had my own bathroom growing oh up.
• 1:13:18
  my dad would use it, but my mom, really my mom had her own bathroom and my dad and I, and it was like, whatever.
• 1:13:23
  Like, I don't even know what configuration is in.
• 1:13:25
  And then I remember the day that it finally happened when I just hear the screech in the other room.
• 1:13:31
  And I'm like, what is going on?
• 1:13:33
  She's like, I fell in the toilet.
• 1:13:35
  Yep.
• 1:13:35
  And I went, no, you didn't.
• 1:13:37
  How?
• 1:13:38
  She goes, well, you didn't put the seat down.
• 1:13:39
  I was like, what?
• 1:13:42
  And she goes, you gotta put the seat down.
• 1:13:43
  I fell in.
• 1:13:44
  I was like, how did you fall in?
• 1:13:46
  Don't you look before you, and she goes, it's dark.
• 1:13:48
  I didn't turn the light on.
• 1:13:49
  And I'm going, hmm.
• 1:13:51
  And so you've actually, the big debate, it's like, who's in charge of the seat?
• 1:13:56
  And I'll be honest, I waffle on it.
• 1:13:59
  I'm currently of the opinion that it is the guy's job to put the seat down.
• 1:14:05
  However,
• 1:14:07
  There is, there are contexts wherein it's like...
• 1:14:15
  women will put the seat up.
• 1:14:17
  It does happen.
• 1:14:19
  when they do the float.
• 1:14:20
  Yeah, the hover and float and they'll put it up to like rest their foot along the, I don't know, it's like for trimming toenails, painting or whatever and I've...
• 1:14:36
  and they leave it up.
• 1:14:37
  I've seen it happen.
• 1:14:39
  It's frustrating evidence and it's like, ah yes, do you see how easy it is to forget?
• 1:14:45
  um And so those are the times where I'm going, and those happen so seldom that it's not even really important.
• 1:14:51
  But in the back of my brain I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's like nobody's perfect here.
• 1:14:59
  Now I will admit, I rarely put the seat down.
• 1:15:02
  Pretty much the only time I put the seat down, like the cover.
• 1:15:05
  is to record this pocket.
• 1:15:08
  That's about it.
• 1:15:10
  Well, actually, no, that's not true.
• 1:15:11
  Every time I clean the toilet, that's the sign that it is back to net neutral.
• 1:15:16
  Like, um the seat's down.
• 1:15:19
  is, That's also how I know like the kid's toilet is still clean because it's down.
• 1:15:25
  down.
• 1:15:26
  Nobody's used it.
• 1:15:27
  My son hasn't sullied this mess.
• 1:15:28
  So put the seat down, avoid poo spray.
• 1:15:32
  That's the goal.
• 1:15:33
  That's been my motto in life.
• 1:15:36
  My mom told me she was like, you will make a woman so happy.
• 1:15:41
  Yes, you always put the seat down.
• 1:15:42
  I'm like, yes.
• 1:15:43
  Well, I don't want the in the
• 1:15:45
  Yeah, well so and that is also true though like from what I've gathered Women are highly keyed in on the configuration of that toilet seat.
• 1:15:54
  yeah, and who did it?
• 1:15:55
  um My buddy is like, it's equal equal opportunity.
• 1:15:59
  I have to put it down They can put it up around around.
• 1:16:01
  It's like, all right, just chill out buddy um And in the biggest argument that I've been given which is why I'm actually like it's guys job is sometimes ladies are going in to do
• 1:16:11
  an activity that is
• 1:16:14
  not regular bathrooming that men have to do.
• 1:16:16
  And the last thing I want to be calculating in that moment is will I fall in?
• 1:16:22
  And I'm like, you know what, fair enough.
• 1:16:24
  This is a worry that I do not have.
• 1:16:26
  So, well, Byron, thank you for being here.
• 1:16:29
  Awesome.
• 1:16:29
  In my home bathroom.
• 1:16:31
  This is great.
• 1:16:32
  real quick.
• 1:16:33
  Are you still house sitting?
• 1:16:36
  I will be house sitting coming up in the next this next week.
• 1:16:41
  Oh, weeks.
• 1:16:41
  total end, feel free to be like, hey, cause I think, how's the bathroom?
• 1:16:46
  How, like if you walked into this bathroom, yeah, this, and I'll be honest, like it got cleaned Saturday.
• 1:16:53
  So this is only two days in.
• 1:16:54
  Yeah.
• 1:16:56
  And feel free to totally dunk on me and it won't be anything against my wife cause I cleaned the bathroom.
• 1:17:01
  Okay.
• 1:17:02
  So you, you go ahead and levy it.
• 1:17:06
  I've been wanting this.
• 1:17:07
  Ever since last episode you were on, was like, have to get Byron to...
• 1:17:11
  Okay, we're stepping away from the mic.
• 1:17:13
  We'll do like a hot yeah.
• 1:17:14
  Yeah.
• 1:17:14
  Yeah.
• 1:17:15
  Let me do a glue around
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  Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:16
  Take a look.
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  Feel free to inspect.
• 1:17:24
  For just to catch you up, he opened the what I'll call the miscellaneous bathroom closet and he's opening the drawers, which is um that's that's where I hide all of the.
• 1:17:34
  So when you house it, you cut yourself and you need a bandaid and you're like, where am I finding my bandaid?
• 1:17:38
  Or like, oh shoot, I need a medication or something.
• 1:17:42
  Like ibuprofen, gotta find it quick.
• 1:17:44
  How easy are we doing?
• 1:17:48
  The frustrating part is you've already gone where the Ibuprofen and the Band-Aids are, dude.
• 1:17:52
  uh
• 1:17:56
  Yeah, yeah, I think I know.
• 1:17:58
  Okay.
• 1:17:59
  So my friends, as I look around this bathroom, currently I'm confused by the towel that is hanging in the shower.
• 1:18:09
  In the shower, but it's not a full, it's like a hand towel, but it's like on a hook.
• 1:18:12
  Oh yeah, wash rack.
• 1:18:13
  Above the drywall, on the drywall.
• 1:18:16
  Yeah, that I didn't do that.
• 1:18:17
  That's why that's not me.
• 1:18:19
  Okay good, cause that's a dangerous place to put water.
• 1:18:22
  My friend, have water leaks behind the time.
• 1:18:24
  just waiting for the day that I have to redo it.
• 1:18:26
  Oh my gosh.
• 1:18:27
  Yeah, that was not my configuration.
• 1:18:29
  Okay, shower configuration.
• 1:18:31
  We're gonna start with the shower shower configuration.
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  Beautiful.
• 1:18:33
  Like it's clean.
• 1:18:34
  It's easy.
• 1:18:35
  I'm guessing there's a woman that showers in this thing.
• 1:18:38
  Yep.
• 1:18:38
  Do all the kids shower in here too?
• 1:18:40
  These there's okay.
• 1:18:41
  So the husband and wife showering in here.
• 1:18:46
  give them 10 out of 10 because there's only four bottles of shampoo or hair or like hair stuff walking into bathroom or walking into
• 1:18:54
  bad evidence is two are mine and two are hers.
• 1:18:57
  That's fine.
• 1:18:58
  I like that.
• 1:18:59
  That's great.
• 1:19:00
  That's that's great because when you walk in and there's seven shampoos and then eight conditioners and then there's two body washes and a bar of soap and you're like, I don't
• 1:19:07
  know what I'm supposed to use.
• 1:19:08
  show you the state that my bar soap is currently in.
• 1:19:11
  I'm so cheap.
• 1:19:14
  It's little crusty.
• 1:19:17
  you do the piece back together?
• 1:19:19
  literally this morning.
• 1:19:20
  Okay, Trying to form it back into a ball.
• 1:19:21
  We'll make it back into like, doesn't have to survive.
• 1:19:24
  So like I would respect, respect on the shower.
• 1:19:27
  And the shower's clean, it's nice, it's not dripping everywhere, we're golden there.
• 1:19:31
  Nice rags on the ground, beautiful.
• 1:19:33
  The counter though, my goodness.
• 1:19:34
  It's a little bit of a mess.
• 1:19:36
  No, it is a lot of a mess.
• 1:19:38
  Yeah.
• 1:19:38
  but has it not the worst I've seen.
• 1:19:41
  Like it's good.
• 1:19:44
  a potential house sitting gig, still giving you full marks.
• 1:19:50
  Closet, I give pass.
• 1:19:53
  Really?
• 1:19:54
  Oh, I thought for sure we were in hot water, like...
• 1:19:58
  the floor looks kind of messy.
• 1:19:59
  bottom is it's the it's like almost like the Costco.
• 1:20:02
  I got too much stuff kind of an idea.
• 1:20:03
  literally Dr.
• 1:20:05
  Squatch and Duke Cannon both had an extremely good sale and I have piled all of it in the bottom and then my son tipped over a shelf at one point.
• 1:20:15
  that would explain.
• 1:20:16
  Okay, that's fine.
• 1:20:17
  I give pass.
• 1:20:18
  I like I've seen worse.
• 1:20:19
  I've seen worse.
• 1:20:20
  The center drawers though.
• 1:20:21
  Yeah, those my friend like those are just junk drawers.
• 1:20:24
  There's a lighter in there.
• 1:20:25
  I don't why do you have a lighter candle?
• 1:20:27
  Okay.
• 1:20:27
  Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Okay.
• 1:20:28
  At least it's respectable like there.
• 1:20:29
  There is a candle on the counter.
• 1:20:31
  So I will take that back.
• 1:20:31
  That's respectable.
• 1:20:32
  Like there's a candle within hand reached.
• 1:20:35
  Christmas cheer candle in the middle of July.
• 1:20:37
  wrong season, but we're okay.
• 1:20:40
  like overall, I'd give it a passing grade.
• 1:20:44
  I'd give it a passing grade.
• 1:21:02
  There was a layer of dust.
• 1:21:06
  I even know what's in there.
• 1:21:07
  I was like those are full not what I'm looking for.
• 1:21:09
  Okay, those are full now
• 1:21:12
  shoot, I don't even know like what Ana has put in there.
• 1:21:14
  Like I might've just backed myself into a wild corner here.
• 1:21:17
  Like, Yeah.
• 1:21:18
  But it opens it.
• 1:21:19
  Nope.
• 1:21:20
  oh Yeah.
• 1:21:22
  I don't even know what she puts in there.
• 1:21:23
  So.
• 1:21:24
  So honestly, not bad.
• 1:21:26
  uh Have seen cleaner.
• 1:21:28
  Yeah.
• 1:21:28
  Seem better done.
• 1:21:29
  Yeah.
• 1:21:30
  So like the reason why I open up is like I've had to, I've had to house it.
• 1:21:34
  Yeah.
• 1:21:35
  And when you're house sitting and you're like, dang it, I forgot I'm eprazole or I forgot like ibuprofen or like I need a medication or like where's it at?
• 1:21:43
  Yeah.
• 1:21:43
  I need, I'm bleeding.
• 1:21:44
  I need a bandaid now.
• 1:21:46
  Where am I going to find it?
• 1:21:47
  Yeah.
• 1:21:47
  The bandages are in the closet.
• 1:21:48
  That's awesome.
• 1:21:48
  Yep.
• 1:21:49
  But like sometimes you have to check the drawer.
• 1:21:51
  Cause like my first opinion would be
• 1:21:53
  top drawer because that's where it usually sits for us.
• 1:21:56
  But also you have a whole bunch of other stuff.
• 1:21:58
  um I do respect that you have a uh beard trimmer.
• 1:22:03
  You do have it in the top drawer so it's easy access, but it's in middle of everything else.
• 1:22:07
  So I'm like, there's a lot of stuff in here.
• 1:22:09
  yeah, that's, yep.
• 1:22:12
  It's a catch all.
• 1:22:12
  um But no, I was like, man, I know it's rough.
• 1:22:16
  And we actually just had a young adult girl house it and I'm sitting here, you've said all that and I go, yeah, I didn't tell her where any of the band-aids or any of that were.
• 1:22:23
  I was just like, yeah, towels are in the closet, do whatever you need.
• 1:22:27
  As a house sitter, the first thing we do, this is my personal experience, the first thing you do is you walk in the house, you've already done the pre-inspection, like you've met,
• 1:22:38
  I would meet with you, I would just say like, hey, what's the dog like or cat or whatever, and like, how's the house look, like what are the plant stuff, okay, cool, met, I leave,
• 1:22:47
  and then day of entry, I come in, if you're not here, I come in, I check on dog, make sure everything's good, take him out, check on plants, just because that's my list.
• 1:22:56
  I go to the kitchen counter immediately, find my rules and regulations of the house.
• 1:23:03
  Which is the notes of like, uh hey, Monday trash goes out.
• 1:23:07
  Tuesday, we do like to do a longer walk with the dog.
• 1:23:10
  Dogs, here's what they have, here's what cat has, here's what plants need.
• 1:23:14
  And that's like my rules and regulations, my holy grail, my covenant for the house.
• 1:23:18
  And then it's immediately to the cupboards of the kitchen to see what the heck you left for me for snacks.
• 1:23:24
  yeah.
• 1:23:24
  And then it's open fridge.
• 1:23:25
  OK, cool.
• 1:23:26
  Let's we have leftover meals at least for two days.
• 1:23:28
  I can go shopping tomorrow and make us through.
• 1:23:32
  Then it's the bathroom.
• 1:23:33
  OK, what are we dealing with?
• 1:23:35
  Are we clean counters today?
• 1:23:37
  Do I have a towel on the bed?
• 1:23:39
  Yeah.
• 1:23:39
  What's the toilet like?
• 1:23:41
  Yeah.
• 1:23:41
  Where are my band-aids and medications?
• 1:23:44
  That's order of operation.
• 1:23:46
  And then you do that and then you're like, OK, cool.
• 1:23:49
  Now I can go turn on music, can relax, can take my book bag in, I can actually do all my other stuff.
• 1:23:55
  That's first time entry.
• 1:23:56
  Now that I have some returning clients for like five years, it's kind of, yeah, I already know where all that stuff is.
• 1:24:03
  I just immediately walk in, check the coverage to see if they left me snacks or not, check on the dogs, and then we're good to go.
• 1:24:10
  We just sit on TV and we're having a great time.
• 1:24:12
  That's awesome.
• 1:24:13
  Yeah, yeah, I used to so the counter used to get reset more I used to put more of the stuff in the closet and Then it was like two days in everybody dragged everything back
• 1:24:23
  out, you know, you got kids vitamins.
• 1:24:24
  You got like it's all out here and
• 1:24:26
  the mouthwash and you have floss which is great.
• 1:24:29
  I know you release floss.
• 1:24:30
  Oh dude, I'm a religious floster and mouthwasher.
• 1:24:33
  That's amazing.
• 1:24:34
  Deodorant is on the counter.
• 1:24:35
  Yep.
• 1:24:36
  um I don't know.
• 1:24:39
  No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:24:41
  He does have a his and her deodorants.
• 1:24:43
  They're separated.
• 1:24:43
  That's great.
• 1:24:45
  I'm glad you guys are sanitary not sharing.
• 1:24:47
  that to be a concern that people share it more?
• 1:24:51
  Sometimes.
• 1:24:52
  What?
• 1:24:52
  I don't know, like it's not a big concern.
• 1:24:56
  loved one, it is your spouse.
• 1:24:57
  Yeah.
• 1:24:58
  That's okay, I would say.
• 1:25:00
  But like, love my brother to death.
• 1:25:04
  you're into this, you should get on the podcast.
• 1:25:08
  You can come defend yourself live next time, nerd.
• 1:25:13
  He's like, oh shoot, I need deodorant.
• 1:25:16
  I'm like, I'm not sharing.
• 1:25:20
  And all of sudden, my deodorant is no longer in my bag and it's somewhere else.
• 1:25:24
  I'm like...
• 1:25:24
  You son of a gun.
• 1:25:26
  used it.
• 1:25:27
  You have soiled the Sankarilige deodorant.
• 1:25:30
  It is no longer usable by me.
• 1:25:32
  It is usable by you only.
• 1:25:34
  At this point.
• 1:25:35
  And the time you did that Levi, I'm thinking of one.
• 1:25:38
  I put it back on your desk, and then he relocated it back to my desk, and then I relocated back to his desk.
• 1:25:44
  This is the past.
• 1:25:45
  Oh, so he's like trying to share.
• 1:25:48
  trying to get rid of it.
• 1:25:50
  He was trying to pass it off.
• 1:25:51
  I'm like, this is yours.
• 1:25:52
  Literally have walked up to him like this is yours now and he's like, I don't want it and I'm like, then it's going in the trash.
• 1:25:58
  You're like, then it's one use, it's gone.
• 1:26:02
  Yeah, I'm actually in agreement with you.
• 1:26:03
  And I'll be honest, that's even like, even with Ana, I'm like, you know what?
• 1:26:11
  I'm going to go with that.
• 1:26:13
  Like I went to Walmart and bought a new, that was the other one is I know there's couples are like, oh yeah, we share a toothbrush and a pinch.
• 1:26:20
  I'm like,
• 1:26:22
  I think toothbrushes and no, I think I could do deodorant.
• 1:26:24
  I like like like in a pinch like so I usually have one in my bag.
• 1:26:29
  Yep.
• 1:26:30
  Because I have a gym bag and I have all my stuff in there.
• 1:26:32
  I also have one in my school bag because like you never know when you when you Yeah, when you start putting out you're gotta go get something.
• 1:26:39
  Yeah, especially at clinic.
• 1:26:41
  Holy cow.
• 1:26:42
  Anyway, you do you have I have one and she's like, oh shoot, I need one.
• 1:26:46
  I'm like, little sigh.
• 1:26:48
  Yeah, it's okay.
• 1:26:49
  Right.
• 1:26:50
  I love you, here you go.
• 1:26:52
  It's a handover, it's a defeat, but also it's like, also we went camping uh two weekends ago.
• 1:26:59
  Yeah.
• 1:27:00
  No showers at all, so we're kind of stinky.
• 1:27:03
  We're walking through Sisters, we're going through a Gazebo thing, I want her to feel more comfortable.
• 1:27:07
  Yeah.
• 1:27:08
  I'm handing this over, here you go.
• 1:27:09
  Would you ever take hers?
• 1:27:11
  Like if you somehow were caught with a situation that you were like, somehow I've forgotten all of my deodorants.
• 1:27:18
  Would you ever take hers?
• 1:27:20
  Cause I think that's the question.
• 1:27:21
  Cause for me, I would absolutely like, I don't know, like Ana, if you want to rub this on your armpit, whatever.
• 1:27:29
  Really, see for me, I'm like.
• 1:27:31
  It would be hard because also now I'm not smelling my manly self.
• 1:27:35
  Yeah, I'm smelling more fruity but We're going back to dog sitting and stuff like that.
• 1:27:43
  I use whatever soap they have in their shower.
• 1:27:45
  So I'm using your soaps like you not bar.
• 1:27:48
  Uh, this is that's that's a hot topic The bar oh soap is a special situation.
• 1:27:55
  Is it actually clean?
• 1:27:56
  Is it actually dirty?
• 1:27:57
  I don't know We're gonna leave that to the side for a second
• 1:28:00
  I'm it's not.
• 1:28:02
  me too, but also like maybe it is.
• 1:28:05
  It has to sanitize itself because it is soap.
• 1:28:09
  But it's actually, here's the other question.
• 1:28:11
  Is the soap itself actually the cleaning agent or is it actually water?
• 1:28:14
  Because most soap is actually, it just decompresses the so that the water can emulsify and destroy it.
• 1:28:22
  So actually is the soap the cleaning agent or is it the water that's the cleaning agent and the soap is a facilitator of the water washing.
• 1:28:28
  oh Yeah, I knows it I to the point where like Ana and I used to share like a body wash because it was like and then I started doing bar soap because it's I'm convinced it's the
• 1:28:41
  natural trajectory of old men and and Ana's like well, I guess I'll switch over to bar too and She goes what flavor is this one?
• 1:28:51
  Like what scent is is is the current soap that we have and it's like, oh, wait a minute No, not we
• 1:28:57
  Hold up.
• 1:28:58
  We're back.
• 1:28:58
  We're on bar soap.
• 1:28:59
  Wait a minute.
• 1:28:59
  She goes, what?
• 1:29:00
  And I was like, I don't know if, I don't know if we're doubling down on bar soap.
• 1:29:04
  And so she like has a little dish that has her own.
• 1:29:07
  And I was like, listen, I will buy you whatever bar soap you think you want.
• 1:29:12
  I'll buy you the liquid soap still, but yeah, I.
• 1:29:17
  That's a hard situation, because I don't know.
• 1:29:18
  But like I use the soaps that my my patients or patients, my customers.
• 1:29:23
  Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:29:23
  Whatever clients.
• 1:29:24
  I don't know the right word.
• 1:29:25
  Yeah, I'm so confused.
• 1:29:30
  Won't talk.
• 1:29:30
  Won't go there.
• 1:29:32
  like, I definitely had to do the fruity soap.
• 1:29:35
  Yeah.
• 1:29:35
  And I'm like, yeah, I'm showing up to church because I had I was doxing Saturday, Sunday, Sunday and Monday.
• 1:29:40
  And so Sunday, walking into church.
• 1:29:43
  I'm like.
• 1:29:44
  Passion fruit mango is my body wash and beautiful lust hair is my shampoo.
• 1:29:52
  And you're like, what am I, don't, I definitely smell fruity.
• 1:29:56
  I have my normal deodorant on, but I smell fruity.
• 1:29:58
  than the alternative which is smelling just kind of wet.
• 1:30:02
  Like the wet dog.
• 1:30:04
  it you don't want that yeah and and so like I'm okay with that so I would be okay with smell using her deodorant yeah yeah I think percent wise if you
• 1:30:14
  thinking about it and you're like, don't
• 1:30:20
  It'll happen eventually and you'll be faced with it.
• 1:30:23
  When it happens, I will think back on this moment and be like, Hunter, I have chosen my path.
• 1:30:30
  I have made my choice and I am who I am.
• 1:30:33
  I have walked this path now.
• 1:30:34
  That's awesome.
• 1:30:35
  Will Byron, thank you for being here.
• 1:30:37
  Thank you.
• 1:30:38
  This was fun.
• 1:30:39
  Yeah, I'll just say go check out Under the Influence because that's kind of where you were last on and all those things.
• 1:30:46
  And I'll even like maybe link your most recent where you were a guest and shared your stuff with.
• 1:30:51
  Yeah, yeah, I'll put that down there.
• 1:30:54
  Well, folks, this has been another episode of Privy.
• 1:30:56
  Thank you all for being here.
• 1:30:58
  Keep pooping in the free world.
• 1:30:59
  Own your stank.
• 1:31:00
  And now, as always, don't forget to flush.