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509: My Half-Acre · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hi baby, Hey man, you dude. Oh man, I'm starting
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  Speaker 1: to get cabin fever. On lockdown again. No, we're not
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  Speaker 1: on lockdown yet. We will be on lockdown soon. Is
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  Speaker 1: that what they're saying about it? Later? They're going to
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  Speaker 1: shut it back down. No, they're not saying. Nobody's saying
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  Speaker 1: that right now. But what if these numbers keep trending
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  Speaker 1: the way they're trending. I mean, it's gonna be the
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  Speaker 1: way it is. You know, animation takes a really long time.
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  Speaker 1: It takes so long. Can you hire someone to help
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  Speaker 1: you with your project? No, I could, I've I've I'm
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  Speaker 1: not at that stage yet, but it takes really really long.
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  Speaker 1: And we haven't even started. We're not even close to
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  Speaker 1: animating yet. We're you know, we're still putting the writer's
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  Speaker 1: room together. But thank you so much Adult Swim for
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  Speaker 1: giving us the budget to put a writer's room together.
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  Speaker 1: Hiring writers, Yes, because I'm really excited. That's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of fun and I've never done that before and it
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  Speaker 1: would be really cool to bounce side. Now. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have lots of people that you have worked with before
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  Speaker 1: that you think might be good for this. I was
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  Speaker 1: told this is what I was told, you never know
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  Speaker 1: how someone is in the writer Someone could be really
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  Speaker 1: great at pitching ideas and stuff like that to you,
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  Speaker 1: but when they get into a writer's room, it could
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  Speaker 1: be something completely different. So I went out and I
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  Speaker 1: vetted a bunch of people. I talked to a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of people. The people that I also also people that
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to be in the writer's room because this
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  Speaker 1: takes so long, because animation takes so long. They were
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  Speaker 1: available and now they're no longer available. And so I
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  Speaker 1: remember being in the Scrubbe writer's room and there were
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  Speaker 1: there were sort of all different types of writers at
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  Speaker 1: the table. There were some people like Mike Schwartz's in
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  Speaker 1: this episode as Lloyd, for example, who were just hilarious
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  Speaker 1: with jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, some of them not
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  Speaker 1: even usable in the show, just a hilarious human being
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  Speaker 1: and um. And then there are people who were like
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  Speaker 1: really good story. They weren't necessarily the jokes people, but
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  Speaker 1: they would help you break the whole arc of the episode.
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  Speaker 1: And so Bill had assembled this sort of team of
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  Speaker 1: different people with different skill sets. Right, but this one,
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  Speaker 1: this one is just ideas as of right now. And
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  Speaker 1: but we're not there yet. We haven't even opened up
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  Speaker 1: the writer's room yet. We've got the people, the people
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  Speaker 1: that are going to do it there, they've all said yes, good,
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  Speaker 1: But now we're waiting on I guess the availability. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what we're waiting on now. But we're not
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  Speaker 1: doing it this week. We were supposed to start this
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  Speaker 1: week and now we're starting next week. Okay, animation takes forever. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: Well but you're not animating anything right now. You're just
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  Speaker 1: in the writing phase. But animation period takes forever. Like
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  Speaker 1: that's that's the that's the rule of thumb in the
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  Speaker 1: industry of animation. You know, it always takes forever. Every
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  Speaker 1: meeting is so important. Okay, Well, I would have thought
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  Speaker 1: that the writing was no different than any other writing.
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  Speaker 1: You're just writing. You're not sitting there trying to move
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  Speaker 1: a piece of clay around. No, but you got to
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  Speaker 1: write to the specs of the first of all, you
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  Speaker 1: got to write to scale. You have to write too,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we have a budget, so you can't get
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  Speaker 1: out of control and write something that's so crazy that
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  Speaker 1: you know, right, well, that's like anything I'm wriking an
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  Speaker 1: indie movie. I can't make it. There be a plane
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  Speaker 1: crash right exactly? Can happen off camera? Though? Right? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, look at that plane crash exactly. But with
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  Speaker 1: with animation you can you can be big to a
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  Speaker 1: certain point and then kind of got a scale back.
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  Speaker 1: So well, you you know, you could probably a lot
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  Speaker 1: from Seth Green because he's done this right. He could
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  Speaker 1: be a good mentor to you. Well, I'm working with
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  Speaker 1: his company. He's always been Him and Matton have always
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  Speaker 1: been very very very very generous. You should invite Seth
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  Speaker 1: Green to come on the podcast. It'd be a lot
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  Speaker 1: of fun. I wonder if you'd do it. Why would
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  Speaker 1: set are your friends with Seth Green? Why would Seth
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  Speaker 1: Green be too cool for school to do our pode?
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  Speaker 1: We're a Scrubs rewatch show, so he'd probably be like
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  Speaker 1: I was never on Scrubs. Well that doesn't matter. We
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  Speaker 1: could do a special episode with Seth Green where we
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  Speaker 1: talk about his very long career and how he segued
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  Speaker 1: into producing Robot Chicken and all the many things he's done.
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  Speaker 1: I'm down to have him one. Seth dat po Danel,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't you be interested in that? Daniel very much? So?
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  Speaker 1: I love Seth Green. Yeah, I love Seth Green too.
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  Speaker 1: Why you guys are speaking my language here? Look, Seth
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  Speaker 1: Green is. Seth Green is a beloved performer, very much.
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  Speaker 1: So Seth Green's amazing. I want to talk to him
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  Speaker 1: about being um Um the Sun to Um doctor doctor Evil, Scott.
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  Speaker 1: You want to talk to him about Scott Evil? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Um should be getting the show. Sure, where's Joel Joel um?
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  Speaker 1: We had to move our time today and Joelle couldn't
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  Speaker 1: do noons, so she's dry joining us late and a
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  Speaker 1: rapt little Oh so this is gonna be a slightly
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  Speaker 1: more masculine show. Let's get this stunt stories about show.
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  Speaker 1: We made about a bunch of doctor nurses stories. So
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  Speaker 1: YadA around here, a yado around here. What an episode.
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  Speaker 1: It is the moment that where everyone's lives changed and
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  Speaker 1: we got to see Donald's do the poison dance. This
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  Speaker 1: is a very, very epic episode. This is the episode
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  Speaker 1: where zb had his had pulled some stunt casting and
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  Speaker 1: had his then girlfriend with my girlfriend Lee Mandy Moore
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  Speaker 1: on the show to be his new love interest. And
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  Speaker 1: she's great. She's so funny in it. She's really good,
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  Speaker 1: she's really funny. She's got great comic timing that man anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And there's got a lot of it's got saltine, It's
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  Speaker 1: got Yeah, let's just start with the biggest topic. I
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  Speaker 1: know we've touched on this before, but slow it down, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Tell everyone the story of how you didn't even read
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  Speaker 1: the script for the poisoned dance. You had been told
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  Speaker 1: to put together a little routine because you're a good dancer,
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  Speaker 1: and you showed up and had no clue and had
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  Speaker 1: to improvise a dance that has now been made immortal
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  Speaker 1: in Fortnite. First of all, I think I was also
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  Speaker 1: late that day. So I am so at this point,
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  Speaker 1: I'm newly divorced, and I'm out on the town. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dating again, and so and also Scrubs is really really,
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  Speaker 1: really really popular at this point, right, So you were
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  Speaker 1: out and about at the clubs, as the kids say,
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  Speaker 1: I was out in the clubs trying to make it happen,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like everybody else that was at the club
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  Speaker 1: trying to make it happen. Anyway, So I think I
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  Speaker 1: was late, and I remember getting there and the whole
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  Speaker 1: cruise there, and I'm like, what the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 1: And Bill goes, Oh, you gotta dance, and this this
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  Speaker 1: is the episode where you know you did? You truly
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  Speaker 1: know nothing about this. I had no clue what we
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  Speaker 1: were doing that day? Did we? Did we? You know,
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  Speaker 1: because some episodes we'd have read through, and very more
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  Speaker 1: often than not, we didn't. This was not one of
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  Speaker 1: those read through episodes. And if it was, I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember, I don't listen. I got there and
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  Speaker 1: I was totally caught off guard. Like, okay, so you
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  Speaker 1: got there and everyone's waiting, you're late, you're probably hungover,
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, you know about the dance routine
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  Speaker 1: that you're gonna do right right? But I couldn't understand
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  Speaker 1: why the whole, the whole, the whole company, everybody from
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  Speaker 1: Scrubs from Crafty to everybody's in the room to watch
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  Speaker 1: this ship. And I'm like, because they probably thought Donald
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  Speaker 1: has worked out some hilarious dance. We want to see it.
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  Speaker 1: So Rob goes first, and Rob really did work out
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  Speaker 1: or Rob had probably rehearsed for two weeks, and so
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  Speaker 1: we're block shooting also, so everything has to be this way,
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  Speaker 1: and everything is facing the television right right right, and
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  Speaker 1: Rob goes first, and I have to immediately go up
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  Speaker 1: after him. All right, now, when you're watching Rob, you're
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  Speaker 1: going too fast. When you're watching Rob, are you laughing? Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I can't stop laughing. I can't say I can't stop
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  Speaker 1: laughing because he literally did the whole song. So Rob
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  Speaker 1: does the whole working foot. He even has everyone's watching
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  Speaker 1: to see what you can He's worked out a whole routine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh right, Like I'm not even sure if it's in
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  Speaker 1: the where he goes oh, where he's singing like he
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  Speaker 1: goes hardcore. Yeah, the whole song. It's not an exaggeration
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  Speaker 1: to say that he probably worked that out over the
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  Speaker 1: course of two weeks. Yes, like literally, like, dude, he's
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  Speaker 1: got can you come out and play? And he throws
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  Speaker 1: up like a ball, an imaginary ball, and hits it
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  Speaker 1: with a bat you know what I mean, an imaginary bat.
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  Speaker 1: Like by the way they go U, I love that
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  Speaker 1: they go a nice job on the costume and he
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  Speaker 1: goes what costume, Ye, my normal gear, But that's not
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  Speaker 1: his normal stuff. We know that. We know that the
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  Speaker 1: todd well, that might be his air banding uniform. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know anywhere anywhere you're watching and you're going, Todd's
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  Speaker 1: killing it. What's going through your head? Are you? Are
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  Speaker 1: you starting to think about like what you're gonna do? No,
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  Speaker 1: because I all I know is the song is Poison,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I got this shit. Just please
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  Speaker 1: be faster than I remember, because sometimes songs come on
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  Speaker 1: that you used to dance to and they're a little
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  Speaker 1: bit slower than you remember them being, and so the
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  Speaker 1: moves that you're gonna do to them don't necessarily fit.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, if it's poison, I think I could
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  Speaker 1: do this if I you know, and it comes on,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking drunk. Everybody's watching, You're drunk. You're still drunk. No,
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm like still hungover from the club, Like I'm
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  Speaker 1: still it's in me, you know what I mean? Like
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  Speaker 1: this shit's still in me? Now? Was this a bell?
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  Speaker 1: It's a bell? BIV Devoso one of the best bands
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  Speaker 1: ever in the history of my life were New Addition,
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  Speaker 1: and then what came from New Addition Ralph Tresh. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching watching This is Pop on Netflix and there's
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  Speaker 1: a whole section. Um but anyway, so does any of
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  Speaker 1: these moves? Were they a part of their music video?
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  Speaker 1: Or you just know. I was just riffing. Like when
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, we did we used to do uh.
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  Speaker 1: Me and my buddies would do new addition like concerts
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  Speaker 1: like we would do. We'd put the music on and
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  Speaker 1: we'd work out routines and stuff like that, and we'd
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  Speaker 1: each pick one of the band members to be And
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  Speaker 1: so a lot of the moves that I did in
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  Speaker 1: this were from me being a kid in us, me
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  Speaker 1: and my buddies dancing and stuff like that. But as
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  Speaker 1: far is putting it together and and and uh in
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  Speaker 1: an order or anything like that, that's I had no
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  Speaker 1: clue what I was. Like, I know, you're just freestyle.
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  Speaker 1: That's what's so amazing about it is that you hadn't
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  Speaker 1: It's one thing that you're a good dancer, which you
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  Speaker 1: naturally are, but you also are just improvising this. You
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  Speaker 1: don't really know where you're going next with it. No,
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  Speaker 1: you did it so seamlessly. Yeah, well, you know, part
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  Speaker 1: of it's like the lyrics and because I knew the
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  Speaker 1: song so like this was one of my jams back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, Like I used to rub this shit
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  Speaker 1: all it's poison poison, yes, Spider Man A freeze and
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  Speaker 1: full effect. Like I knew the ship by heart regardless,
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  Speaker 1: so when it came on, I was like, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is this is gonna be easy. And what was great
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  Speaker 1: it was when they cut finally and everybody cheered. Part
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  Speaker 1: of me was like, you know, oh, thank god, I
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  Speaker 1: just dodged a bullet. But the other part was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know the other another part of me was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh shit, I wonder how this is gonna look when
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  Speaker 1: when people see it, because and I knew it was
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be good because I remember I was dating a
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  Speaker 1: girl at the time, and John Michelle, when he was
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  Speaker 1: editing this, called me into the editing bay and she
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  Speaker 1: was with me. I made her come to work with me,
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: or she dropped me off at work that day, and
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  Speaker 1: I remember her being so fucking pissed off that she
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: had to drop me off at work. And John Michelle
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: called me in with her to see the rough cut,
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: and he's like, dude, you gotta see this, and she's like,
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  Speaker 1: And I remember the girl being like, she sits down
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  Speaker 1: and watches and it comes on, and her whole attitude
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  Speaker 1: shifted as she was watching it. She went from being
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  Speaker 1: so pissed off that she had to be there to
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  Speaker 1: being so impressed, and I remember being like, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: ship could be fire. And when it came out, you know,
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: I knew a lot of people, a lot of talk,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people ago. This is two thousand and six.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: I looked it up and this is something that Scrubs
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  Speaker 1: fans adore and has come up so many times in
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  Speaker 1: our life. And of course there was it was like
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: what do you call it? For the fortnight? But even
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  Speaker 1: even with Fortnite, even though Fortnite did it like it was,
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  Speaker 1: it pops up and it would pop up in memes
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  Speaker 1: and all types of shit. Yeah all the time. People
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  Speaker 1: love it. Now did you only do one take? Yeah?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: That's only one take? Wow? Wow she had she had
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  Speaker 1: shot two sizes, probably simultaneously. Yeah. No, it was every year,
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  Speaker 1: it was two cameras. Yeah, let everybody. Yeah, well it's
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  Speaker 1: very funny man. And then and then your whole arc
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: in this episode is so funny that you you piss
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: off Kelso So then he's he's made up no air
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: banding signs, which is like footloose if you really think
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  Speaker 1: about it, dancing it's the plot of footlooseing Scrubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that's Lloyd the guy air banding is the drummer
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: is Mike Schwartz, one of the funniest writers on Scrubs,
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  Speaker 1: really really great guy. And he would play Lloyd. We've
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  Speaker 1: spoken about him before and uh and he got Sammy playing.
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  Speaker 1: I think sam was a left handed guitarist right, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well he played the bass. He played on the Janitors,
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  Speaker 1: playing bass in the Yeah, but usually, but usually Sam
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  Speaker 1: would play bass like with his band. Okay, in real
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  Speaker 1: life he would play a left handed bass, but he
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  Speaker 1: plays it left handed. Now. I noticed at the end
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  Speaker 1: everyone's pretty much is selling it well like like obviously,
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  Speaker 1: Muschwartz is a decent must be a decent drummer. He
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  Speaker 1: looks like he knows what he's doing, right, Neil is
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  Speaker 1: at least making it look like he's playing the bass.
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  Speaker 1: We listen to that song over and over and over again. Sammy,
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  Speaker 1: he's like firing away on the fucking left handed guitar.
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  Speaker 1: I had never heard more than a feeling until this moment,
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  Speaker 1: until you shot it, until I shot it that day.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. That's a famous song. Yeah, more than a
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  Speaker 1: feeling and used to play Scrubs by the way, I
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: was just before you before you continue scrubs. Wicky pointed
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  Speaker 1: out something that I didn't even know that you say
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  Speaker 1: a line that a lot of people say wrong without
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  Speaker 1: knowing it. It's not I may be dreaming, it's I
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  Speaker 1: begin dreaming. Oh okay, I'm just saying there's probably a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people whose minds are blown right now because
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  Speaker 1: they know the song very well, including Daniel count one
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: right here, Including Daniel. I had that recently with Tea Pain.
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  Speaker 1: You guysn't you guys to buy you a drink? Yeah,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna take you home. I always thought
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: it was oh, we I'm gonna take you hope, But no,
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  Speaker 1: he says. And then the bartender she made us drinks
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  Speaker 1: to drink. We drunk. The men got drunk. Shit gets
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: me every tale that Tea Paint, that's tea Pain, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I feel such I feel such an affinity for Tea
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  Speaker 1: Pain ever since he was on this This is Pop
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  Speaker 1: Special and said that Usher put him to a four
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  Speaker 1: year depression for saying he ruined music. So sad. I
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: don't mean to laugh, because I depression is real, and
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I know the man isn't lying, But I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know anything about tea Pain and he was so
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  Speaker 1: heartfelt and documentary I felt so bad for them. I
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  Speaker 1: call them and fucking apologized. Dude. That dude had some
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  Speaker 1: of the hottest songs I ever heard in my life. Man, hell,
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  Speaker 1: buy you a drink. I'm in love with the stripper
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  Speaker 1: features for days. Dude, He's on everything. Well, you said,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: was it you were? The No? Was it you were?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: The documentary that they say that all these rappers they
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: didn't want to be associated with with the with the
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: auto tune, but they wanted his hooks, so they had
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: him do the fucking hooks with the sound that was
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: so popular, and then they'd rap over it and they
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: felt like, I'm not really doing that shit. Tea Pains
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  Speaker 1: do it in the back of exactly exactly in the
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: document right, Yep. They knew it was popular. They were like, Okay,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I want to use this, but I'm not doing that.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: You doing Wayne? Wayne did it so many so did Kanye.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Kanye didn't. Yeah, they talk about that in the documentary.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm telling you, Donald, you love this documentary.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: And for those of you who actually take our recommendations
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: on like Donald, check it out. I'm gonna continue watching
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the next one is, uh, I watched Auto Tune one,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: and then there was the boy band one. Have you
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: watched them all? Now? I watched I watched the first four.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: The next one is the about the Swedish songwriters. Yes,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: about how all the pop started to be coming out
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  Speaker 1: of Swedish Sweden Stock. Well, I'm gonna just put it
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: out there, the people that deserve a lot of a
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: lot of respect in the game right now, because what
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: they did was they took their style and ran with
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: it new addition into Jackson five for sure, like all
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: the Motown boy band's new addition. But then also Brandy Norwood,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Brandy mo to the e to the Moitia, Brandy, all
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: of these when she was out, no but her and
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Monica were only two doing it. And then all of
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: these little girls came out doing their music too. That's
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: why you got Mandy Moore. That's how you got freaking
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: How dare you lump Mandy Moore in with I'm just
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: but that's how you got Mandy. That's how you got
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: freaking Jessica. I don't think there's a Brandy episode of
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: the This is Pop. But they all know, but all
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: of them know, all of them. Know. If it wasn't
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: for Brand's paving the way for these young artists to
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: see how it's done, it wouldn't have been done. Did
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: we shout about I'm the same I'm saying, mocassow. I
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: think it's I'm gonna say it on the side of
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: the mountaintop or something. No, it's I'm gonna say it
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: once again. I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna say it
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: once again. I'm not gonna stop. I thought I was.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it on the side of the mountaintop.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it on the side of the mountaintop. Google.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I still like I still like Mama saying I'm aside
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: my CROs That's what I always say. I'm saying. But
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: apparently it's I'm gonna say it once again. I'm not
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: gonna stop, right Agana, I'm gonna say it one more time.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna say it one more time.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop. I'm saying on my time, I'm
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: not gonna stop. I'm gonna saying one time. I'm not
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: gonna stop. I'm gonna saving on a time. I'm not
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: gonna stop I'm saving them say what say yea, um,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: there you go. You've learned something today on the podcast.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: It's uh, it's it's I'm gonna say it once again.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop. It's not I'm gonna say Mama,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: say mocassa. It's not. I'm gonna say it on the
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: side of the mountaintop. And it's not. That's hilarious. Somebody
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: actually told me that once. I'm gonna say it on
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: the side of the mountaintop. Wait what why not just
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: on the top of the mountain? Just go to the
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: top of the mountain? Why are you? Why are you?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Why are you going to be on the side? Why
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: not go all the why not? Why not go all
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: the way to the top of the mountain? You've come
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: this far, hit the summit. Maybe he gets tired along
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: his I'm gonna saying, fucking I can't go no further.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I just gonna say it on the side of the mountaintop. Yeah,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I was gonna stay. My plan when I set out
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: this morning was to say it on top of the mountaintop.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: But I'm fucking tired, so I'm just gonna say it
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: on the side of And also, it's I'm it's not
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I may be dreaming. I may be dreaming, it's I
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: begin dreaming. So there you go. Um, all right, so
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: there's a very funny subplot where JD is trying to
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: rub it in Elliott's face that he's landed this beautiful,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: stunning girl. Yes he's not just beautiful, but she's his
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: exact female doppelganger. Yes, she's dorky, she likes Harry Potter,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: she doesn't like sports, she drives a scooter. Not only that,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: she's willing to put on old people makeup just to
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: take a picture. Okay, so let's talk about that. Mandy
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: and I are dating, and I wrote her into doing
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: the show, which she was happy to do because she
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: loved Donald, she loved everybody. She loved the show, She
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: loved Bill and there, in true Scrubs fashion, like great, Um,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: we have a new scene. You guys are gonna be
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: in eight hours of makeup, And yeah, I remember her
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: being such a good sport about that. The funny thing is,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I really I was looking at that. I really look
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: like and you know my dad before he passed Donald,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I looked a lot like my dad, didn't. Guy, Yeah,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: you did look like a dad. You did a great job.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: And I've done you know those apps where you where
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: they show you what you look like when you're old,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: and it looks a lot like this. This makeup job
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: like this. This team did a great job. The only
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: thing is it's a little bit. It's a little it
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: looks a little heavy. Let's say, the skin all looks
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: heavy on YouTube, but Mandy went on to do that
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: for a living with this. Yes, oh yeah, and it's
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: kind of the same. And it's kind of the same
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: plot you say, you know, I wanted to take a
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: picture of us when we were old, just in case
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: one of us dies in some horrible accident or some
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: shit like that. And the dude dies in a fire
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: and we're watching it. Isn't that a spoiler? Bro? I
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: don't watch this as us, but didn't you just fucking
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: say a spoiler for people that are just starting this
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: A is us tonight? I'm sorry, but he dies somehow,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and I could face full face cast to do this,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: you know what they do. I don't know if they
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: do it this way anymore, because it seems really fucking dangerous.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: They cover you with this what is it? It's like
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: a drying it's a drying mold, right, and it's a
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: limited time. There's like three guys working on you at
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: one time because it starts setting. It's kind of like
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: that shit they put in the tray in the Dennis
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: office to take impressions, but around your whole fucking head.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: And what they do is they I don't know what
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: it is. I'm sorry, I forgot what it is. They
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: put straws in your nostrils, right, so you could breathe,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: and then they cover your whole face except for your nostrils,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: and you have to just chill and like keep calm
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: while it sets. If you're claustrophobic, it's you're fucking you're dead.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: You're dead. If you're you could not have it. The
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: best thing to do is to fall asleep. No, they
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I think I think they said they recommended like taking
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: like an anti anxiety, something like xanax or valium or something.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if we did that, but I
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: remember they're being like, you might some people do take
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: the edge off with a little anti anxiety medicine marijuana. No,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: that would be the opposite for me, that would rely
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: that would make me like more panic. Did you look
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: what it says, Daniel, it's what they use. Um. Yeah,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: there's like a bunch of different language. So there's silicone putty.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: There's also just they call it hutt a lot cavics,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: color change algein it. Yeah. But anyway, if you the
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: closest thing related to is that fucking colored shit they
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: put in the tray at the Dennis office and take
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: impressions of your teeth, smells and taste so good. Yeah,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Now imagine all over your face and the only way
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: you can breathe is through two straws in your nostrils.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I better hope I would pray for. The good news
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: is once an effects house has done it to you, uh,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: they keep your head on file. Really. Yeah, so that
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: when I went to go use the same effects house
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: for I wish I was here stuff They don't digitally
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: do it. Now, that's a very good question. I think
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: if it's prosthetics, they still take an impression. I remember
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: asking the woman when I was recently visiting Legacy Effects
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and she said they don't do the nostrils straw thing anymore.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: That she said, that's really dangerous because if you know,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: if something happens and a booger. Let's just say a booger. Yeah,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I think she was. She implied that they just don't
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: cover the bottom of the nose at all, but they
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: don't like stick straws up there. Um, so I'm trying
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: to compete with Elliott. I'm trying to rub it in
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: her face that I've got a hot chick. And I go,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: what's waiting for me in my room is what's known
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: in the football terms. And what the fuck did he say? Oh?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: He says it, you remind me of my mom. That's right, No,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you smell like my mom. Yeah, you smell like my mom.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Walked right, A woman doesn't want to hear that. He
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: jumped in the bed and was like, oh, you smell
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: like my mom. She was like two seconds like what
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: did I say? I walked in when you want my mom? Yeah?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And she left. She didn't like that. But then later
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I smell her and I go, mummy, mummy. But but
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: you also flip it on her. You flip it. And
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: he's like, I didn't say you smelled like my mom.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I said you smelled like me mom. Memm, No, my mom, my, mom,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: my mom? Which is what a flower or something? Yeah,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: which it's a flower that grows in some region somewhere.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: What about when um, I say, I haven't I haven't
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: hit it in a little while, but there's good reason,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: and Cox goes, yeah, his face and his personality sticks
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: and stones will and then I good forever, So I
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: don't hold of a second. JD killed a pony. Jad
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: apparently killed a pony while doing a prank to Elliott.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: The prank was pretending that he was the car was
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: rolling down a hill and it had no brakes, right,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: And Elliott says, I really didn't like it. And also
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: we learned and later in the episode that not only
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: did JD kill a pony, but was a hit and run. Yeah. Stop,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: it's not really feels out a character for JD to
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: hit and run a pony, yeah, and a family's pony,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: which means only reason they would the only reason they
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: would have that knowledge is if the family was standing
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: there right with the pony, like you killed the pony
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: in front of a little girl and and and then
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: screeched off, And then it really feels out a character
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: for JD. But Elliot certainly remembers it and doesn't doesn't
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, it's trying to give JD dating advice
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: because he's horrible. He always says the wrong thing. But
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: what I don't understand is how did it go from
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: you dating uh Julie to Elliott dating Julie and then
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you saying to Elliott, stay away from my girlfriend and
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: stay away from my JD wigs right. Well, because the
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: fantasy had there's two there's multiple misdirects in this with
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: the fantasy. The first one is when we go to
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: us those old people and you think this is them old,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: and then we pull the makeup off to reveal that no,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: that we've hired the top effects firm in Los Angeles, Yes,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: to create old age make up for us, Yes, and
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: apply seven hours worth of prosthetics just so we could
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: take a picture. In case one of us dies horribly horribly,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: we'll have this memory of us being old together. One
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: one of you will have this memory of you, guys
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: being right now. The second time that happens is we
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: go to a fantasy and you think it's me making
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: out with Elliet with with Julie, but then you reveal
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: that it's Elliott, and you think that it's Elliott as
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: j D. Right, but then break it down again, he says, oh,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: and thanks for calling me j D. Right, So it's
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: really Elliott dressed up as JD is just so that
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: she could date. Yes, And then JD puts it all
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: together and tells Elliott to stay away from his girlfriend,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: but also to stay away from his JD wigs. It
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: must be for the first prosthetic that he had when
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: they were doing the old people. Why does JD have
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: j D wiggs for the old man j D for
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: old man j D. No, because old man j D
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: had old man hair, right, But that's one of his
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: JD wiggs. I don't know. I just I don't know
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: because in the in the in the makeup room, in
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: the hair and makeup room, there were so many JD
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: wigs for different stunt people and for different purposes. They
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: literally were like multiple JD wigs. Stay away from my girlfriend, Elliott,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: and stay away from my JD wigs. YEA, Season five
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: is crazy, man, even five is great though. I love it. Yeah,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: it's so good. They'll never know what you're gonna get it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: It's just a bag of bat shit. Yeah, it's nuts,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: it's Literaliott tells me that I shouldn't have we flash
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: back to us making out, and she as an example,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I go, are you getting thicker? That's not something to
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: feel to say? How do you tell your woman? You know,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: sometimes a man might truly be saying, especially you Donald's
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: who has always appreciated the thicker female form, be saying like,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: m baby, you're so thick and juicy. You can't to
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: my wife. Really, what if you want to appreciate like
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: these curves? Girl? Yeah, my wife works out way too
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: much too for me to say some dumb shit like
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: that get killed. How could you say it in a
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: way that she might appreciate. Damn, I love the way
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: your body feels against mine, so like, hold, I'm writing
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: this down. Wow felt that shit. It's like what Elliott
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: says to JD in this episode. She says, just say,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I'm so lucky I found you. Yeah, I'm happy I found,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: glad I found I'm glad I found you, which is magical.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: It has like a magic effect on Julie because everybody
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: wants to feel that way. Everybody wants to feel appreciated,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: everybody wants to feel loved. One more thing about the
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: audition that's so funny is when when Sam, who says
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: it is Sam, he's gonna be trouble about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: but he's just so damn talent talented. Yeah, he becomes
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: a captain talent talent good, he's gonna be trouble. I
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: never you did turn out to be trouble. I turned
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: out to be trouble because I disrespected doctor Kelso. Yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you really went all in on Kelso for some reason
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: had a burst of having no fear of him at all. Yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: out of nowhere. So uh. Cox in this episode has
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: a hard time showing affection to his son. Now is
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: this a thing? I mean, I must be right, because
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: there's plenty of men out there who said their dad's
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: barely hugged them, their dad's never kissed them there, but
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: you're you, For example, over my dad, my dad hugged
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: me and kissed me. Yeah, my dad too, that's weird.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Would my dad would go for the lips sometimes, which
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I I didn't really love as an adult man, I
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: didn't appreciate it. Yeah, but I loved his cheek kisses
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and his forehead kisses. I just wasn't I wasn't always
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: down for a for a lip peck. My mom too
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: goes for the lip peck. Sometimes I'm all right with
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: kissing my mom every now and then on the lips.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I think it's like I made you give me those lips, right,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: That's how I treat my kids. Right, But you are.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: But also your kids are little made you. But anyway,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: if Donald and I can give you a public service announcement,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: if you're a father, kiss your freaking kid and hug
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: your freaking kid. Don't be like Cox. Give them hugs,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: give them love, give them affection. Don't bring this stupid
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: masculinity bullshit into it. Right, Donald, preach real talk. The
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: last thing you want your kid to ever say is
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: your hits are like hugs to me, Dad, It's the
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: last thing you ever want to hear your kids say. Well,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: my father was a big hugger. So is mine. So
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: is mine. Yes, you're lucky that you still get to
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: receive those hugs. So hug your parents. But the love
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: of God, Cox's character triggered me. We should got a break, right, Yeah,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: let's got a break. We'll be right back with more,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: including the introduction of Hide the Salt Team, and we
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: are back. Sorry, thank you, Casey, Guad, don't hate to rabbit.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I want you to know that. I was upstate New
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: York this weekend with some friends, including my friend Preston
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: that you know and love, and I played for him
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the Casey song and they thought it was fuego really,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: and we sang it a lot up there. It became like,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: you know, one of the jams of the weekend. Really, Yeah,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know none about raising these foods, so tell
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: me what to do, nothing about raising these kids, Like, hey,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you go nothing about raising these kids. That's wood, it ease,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: and that's wood. Hide the Saltine. I did not know
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: find the salt Find the saltin right, find the Saltine.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: And I did not know it was three players. I thought,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I'll aways thought it was only two players. Well, I
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: thought it was still you and I thought it was
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: just a JD and Turk thing. Now, yeah, obviously a
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: game that the janitor knows about, right, because you go,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: you play, and then he pulls and then he pulls
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: a salteine out from behind his ear. Right, should we
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: do an ask Bill here and ask where the fuck
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: find the Saltine? Game? From? Yes, Bill, Bill, this is
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a very wacky episode. It's got air banding, it's got
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: find the Salteine? Where the heck did find the Salteine
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: come from? Can you please tell us, tell the audience,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: tell our fans, tell our listeners. What is the genesis
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: find the Salteae? Hey, guys, I miss you. I don't
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: know if that's because I'm busy or because you guys
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: haven't asked me as much to be on my podcast,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: but um, even if my feelings are hurt, I'm going
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: to try and answer this question, just like in a
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: positive best friend type away, where did the game find
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the salteam come from? On a lot of TV shows,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: what you do is you have writers that write the
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: TV shows and then they hang out in the room
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: and then they come up with things that they might
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: think are funny, and then they put them in these
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: things that we distribute to you guys called scripts. All right,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it came from. Goes, we just
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: made it up. That sounds a little cranky. I just
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: miss you. Donald. Your kids look beautiful, Zach, you look handsome.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: And the one thing I can say think it about
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: this question is you got graveled. That at least was
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: real because we used to put pebbles in each other's
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: shoes in the writer's room, and I think find the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: salteam came from getting graveled. And I hope to see
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: you guys soon and gravel one, if not both of you,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: but not Joel, but definitely danil see you guys. Thanks Bill.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: So j D gives Elliot bones city, right, well you
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: do that, but you also you you know Elliott warned
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: you don't take things too fast, right, and you do
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: something that I've I don't even think you never did
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: to Turk with Turk. You gave Julie the key to
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: your wizard hat chest. First of all, it's a really
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: funny mislead. It's like you think I gave her the
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: key of the apartment. It's like she's even trying to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: open a door to the apartment. But I'm like, no,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: it's but I'm it's like it's better right right? And
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: then I feel like this is the kind of thing
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: that you, Joel and Daniel would actually appreciate, like a
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: key to a secret wizard hat box. Hell, yeah, does
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: she have her own? Or does do you give her one?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I think that's a very good question. Now, is this
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: JD's wizard hat collection and I'm letting her use mine?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Or did I specifically buy her her own wizard hat,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: because then within less than three seconds, you guys have
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: already taken the picture. The picture, it's a portrait that's
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: been Yeah, income coming from is there a Is there
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: a unicorn in the pick? In the in the Yeah,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: we are on a unicorn. I don't know. I don't
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: know if the unicorn. I don't know if the unicorn
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: posed for the portrait or not. Do you think that
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: the artist um had creative license and added the unicorn?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Or do you think we we hired a hired r
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: You hired him to do. You guys are like, what
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: would be He was like, well, what would you guys
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: like to be doing? Because I could do the picture
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: sitting picked the picture of just like you guys. Of
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: course we're sitting on the unicorn. How much extra is
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: it for us to be sitting on a unit? I mean, well,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I have other fictitious animals that we could wow Pegasus, Yeah, Pegasus.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it has wings or not, I
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: don't remember, but it is a unicorn. It is definitely
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: a unicorn, and you guys are definitely serious. Now that
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: was a painting that was around forever. I didn't. I
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: didn't know what to do with it. Did you keep it? Well? Eventually,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Manny and I weren't dating any longer, and I remember,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: so what do you do with that? What do you
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: do with a giant portrait of you and your ex
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: girlfriend and wizard hats riding at Pegasus? What do you
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: what do you do with that masterpiece of art? I
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: don't know. I was never in my house. I just
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: remember it was. It was in someone's office at Scrubs.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Someone somewhere is like, I got a picture, I got
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a painting. This is weird painting of Zach. There's no
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: way that there's no way that picture got destroyed. Some
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: writing what could be either a Pegasus and or Unicorn.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: If you are a member of the Scrubs crew and
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you listen and you have any idea what that portrait is,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: please let us know. We would I wonder where it is.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: We would like to ask you where it is displayed.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I would love to walk into someone like that. Mandy.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Mandy just had a baby. I'd like to send to
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Mandy as the congratulations on your baby present and he's
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: a mom. Wow, yeah, I know, I can't believe it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to congratulations man, he listens to the podcast, but
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: if she but if you do, congratulations to you and
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: your new baby. Turk goes to apologize to Kelso, and
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Kelso says he doesn't give a rat's ass about the
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: apology because he has so many things going on with
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: his life anyway, one of them being his son. Has
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: a play off off Broadway, Yeah, called Doctor Dad. It's
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: not off Broadway's Buffalo. Yeah, he got over in Buffalo.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? He got held over in Buffalo, Gona.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: It's gonna keep Oh my god, someone someone one day.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: She just compile all of the stories about Kelso's gaze. Yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: well he's a successful play right too, Doctor Dad. Listen,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Doctor Dad is being held over in Buffalo. That means
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: at least sold some tickets today. It's a musical, right, yeah,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: it is a musical. It is a musical, Doctor Ja.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I laughed so much at this episode, like it's crazy, dude,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: just crazy crazy. I really didn't remember that Season five
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: was was noticeably more wacky and sillier and funnier. This
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: is outrageously crazy, all right, So, Julie we um we
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: were we got our wizard hats and we got a
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: portrait and we're on matching scooters and we pass a
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: sign that says land for sale. Pretty much, it's an acre,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: it's a half acre. It's a half acre. This episode
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: is called My half Acre. I believe right, dyes, um
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: and um. We also learn a little side note that
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: the janitor stores or has been caught storing deer meat
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: in Kelso's office mini. Where is he? Well, he's clearly
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: a hunt hunter. Yeah, he's a hunter because he did
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: have a squirrel army. But why this feels like if
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you're the janitor of a giant hospital, the head janitor
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: of an enormous hospital, why would you choose the head
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: of the hospital's mini fridge destroy your dear meat. There's
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: got Clearly Troy has some place in the walk in
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: crazy ice. Margo could probably find a spot for you
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: right in the fridge, right. I don't know. I love
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: little things like that that come out and scrubs one
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: liners that like we're talking about the pony, like they
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: just meant to be like one line punch lines. We're like, wait, wait,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: let's just dissects. This was a hidden run and it
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: was on a date with Elliott, and we know that
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: it was a family's pony, so if you put that
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: match together, the family was standing when they're with the pony,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: and JD tried to impress Elliott during a date and
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: pretended his brakes were out. The prank winner Rye. The
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: pony was killed, and we sped off and then sped
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: off before asking if anybody was okay. The j of
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: the janitor is a deer hunter, or actually it's knowing
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: the janitor. It's probably even funnier if he had nothing
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: to do with killing the deer. He just needed a
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: place to stores menicon. Yes, I noticed there was a
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: lot of improv in this episode. A lot of there
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: were actually I take it back, there was a lot
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: of in this episode. Every time the cold open, they
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: didn't had to get out of it like they could tell,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: so they just had like what if I jump from
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: here to there and hurt myself? No, I go eagle.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of prat falls in this episode. When
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: all those failed, just have JD falls in his face. Well,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Mandy falls on her face. Mandy had a very nice fall,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: by the way. I remember on the day that one
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: in the restaurant, she was so game four. The stunt
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: woman did the biggest part of the tumbler, but I remember,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you know, she still had to she still had to
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: do a sort of big drop back without a matt that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You know. It was a bit of a this is
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: gonna hurt, but it'll be funny and uh, and she
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: was game. She went for it. Here it is. And
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I remember we were dating and I was like, yeah, girl,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: you take that stunt fall, darling, You're good at this.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: So Turk also, So Turk finally gets up the nerve.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: You know, the janitor presses to him. You know, the
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: reason why he's upset isn't because you said no to
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: the procedure he's mean to say no to speaking for him.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: He's upset because you disrespected him. And so Turk apologizes
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: for disrespecting Kelso to Kelso. And we learned that the
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: cool Cats don't just rock together. I mean, they just
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: they rolled together. And then you have like a band
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: shake where you just tap your cast to go cool Cats,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: cool cast. But it's gotta be low. It's gotta be
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: real low. It's always real low. It's always like cool
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Cats back. Do you remember if that comes I don't
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: know if it ever comes back again. But I laughed
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: very hard at oh shit. I laughed very hard when
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: the janitor says when when he when he when he
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: pulled out his salt team when you're like, do you play? Dude?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I laughed very hard when Ted breaks his imaginary bass.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Why Ted break is because Kelso tells him to get
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: back in his cage and he takes off his bass
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: and throws him on the ground and go, oh, I
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have done that? Was that Ted? Or? Yeah? What about?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: What about when Mike Schwartz says, Lloyd, uh, you see
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: him put the the pantomime drumsticks in his back pocket. Yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: that's real commitment. Yeah. Now we pull up to a
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: half acre and we're moving so fast, even though Elliott
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: appears in the realtor sign and says, what are you doing?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: You always do this, You always go so fast. You're
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: gonna buy land with this woman? And I say, the
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: only thing I've got in my portfolio is some Eastern
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Airline stock and an unopened pack of lay missed trading cards.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Did they did they make lay Miss trade? I'm sure
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: they do, Daniel. Can you check if if lay Miss
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Trading cards are thinking? Would Preston though Preston would definitely know.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: But but Daniel's gonna look it up. Um, I had
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Three's Company trading cards. How could there not be lay
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Miss trading cards? Wait, you had three Company trading cards?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Who would There's only five characters on the whole damn show. No,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: it was like remember how trading cards used to be
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: like you know these when we were growing up there
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: were trading cards for everything. It would be like, you know,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: so it was like that funny moment where John where
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Jack fell over the couch, and then it would be
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: like Chrissy like this, and it would just be like
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: a moment from the scene. Got it, Yeah, go ahead, Daniel.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Not a ton of trading cards, lots of like fan
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: made kind of stuff, but unfortunately no official Layman's trading.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Let's get into this, Donald, Tops, Tops, make it happen. Tops, listen, Tops.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I know that we don't have any rights to the
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: income from this, but you have two packs sold. If
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you make Lama's Trading cards, I would also like Lama's
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: funco pops. Um. All right, I think we did most
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: of it, right, Do we have a guest? Guests just arrived?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: All right, good, I'm gonna whisy Winkle and we'll be
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: right back with a very exciting guest. And we're back.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: We're back. We're back. We're back back back but back
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: back back but but back but back. Daniel, you know
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: this bamp bampa bamp bamp bamppapa pop up? What is
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: that R? That sounds like? Oh, I was I was
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: gonna say rush. I was gonna say rush. Weren't gonna
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: say rush rush. That's a great, that's say rush down.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I did say bell biv DeVoe. I'm not gonna lie.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I was going to say Metallica and be wrong. Just
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: gotta be. You got rush even from that. All right,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: bring them in, bring me our guests. We gotta call
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: it talks to show dudes, you know, like a ball
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: smoke some maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Joan,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: for shan happening. Sean, you are on the show, and
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: tell who's with you? All right? This is my boss.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: His name is Kenny. Yeah. Nice. You guys are in white.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm telling the audience they're in white lab coats. They're
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: wearing they're wearing masks. Surgical assuming you can't take off
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: your masks because you're at work, and that's the rule. Okay,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: and um that's all we know. There's a sign behind
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: them that says no eating or drinking. Inside there appears
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to be fluorescent lighting and just a little bit of
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: a hint of a cloud picture deep in the background
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: on a maroon wall. All right, what's up, guys? Where
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: are we? What's happening? Yeah, so we're we're in a
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: conference room at the Innovation Center beyond meats and oh
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: beyond meat get on, because there was an episode I
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: think in season zero whereas accaid like, oh yeah, I
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: beyond meating it. It's pretty good. And we're like, oh yeah,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: we're here in a couple of shout outs. So we're like,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: oh man, maybe that's our way in. So this is
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: your way in because by I listen, I want to.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I'm glad that Joel Joel, who can't be here right now.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I'm glad she organized this because Donald and I are
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: are both having varying degrees of success getting off land animals. Yeah,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I am one hundred, not one hundred, I'll say ninety
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: eight percent there. I occasionally have a dabble Donald's back
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: down to pretty much eating everything good work. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm closer to around. You know. But when I
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: but you did reduce, you did reduce. We'll give you
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: points for reduction. Yes, but but I but I will
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: have to say, and I don't think beyond meats even
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: a sponsor, but I will say they should be tell
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: your tell your friends in marketing. But I will say,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: my biggest thing when my personal biggest thing when it
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: came up to like giving up meat, was oh, but
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I love cheeseburgers. That's like my favorite thing. Yea, and yeah,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: and I and I have to say, uh, you scientists
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: over there have figured something out. It tastes good. What's
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: the secret? Yeah? Not just not Yeah, how do you
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: turn pet into red heat meat? It's about yellow pee.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: That's the protein that we're using. Oh yeah, tell us
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: about that. What's the secret. I mean, you have to
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: give us a secret. And greening you'll probably be fine.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll share what we can share here. But yeah,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I mean keep down. You know, what we're doing here
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: at the Innovation Center is where we all come from
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: various different scientific backgrounds. We're trying to take the knowledge
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: that we know from all of these different areas and
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: really understand what's going on with the animal meat and
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: what's going on with our product. So if we can
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: really take that science and understand, you know, how do
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: we put this fat, this protein, these minerals, this water,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: you kind of construct it in a clean label way
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: so that we can kind of get a more realistic
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: and more representative and plant based product. That's the work
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: that we're working on here, and so ultimately we're using
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: a lot of clean label ingredients. We're trying to make
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: sure that we can get those things processed with the
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: minimal amount of processing. So that's just eat pressure, temperature, time,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: and kind of controlling how we can mix all of
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: those things together. Really, we're using the same equipment that
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: you find in a you know, kitchen, but scaled up
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: or you know, in any type of bread or pastum
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: making processing factory and twisting how we kind of think
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: about it, so thinking a little outside of the box
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: how those types of processes are usually done to try
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: and get something that's realistic. So what is it? It's
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: before we go forward, so I could make I could
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: make beyond meat in my kitchen. I mean every I
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: think if you look on YouTube, there's a lot of
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: people who try and make what we make in their kitchen,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: and you know, different levels of success. I would say,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: but you know, we do have some proprietary parts that
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: we really crack down here that really make our texture,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: our mouth feel, our juice. It would be funny if
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: that was me the ingredient list. There's a few proprietary
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: things like colmy that no, No, now I have a question.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I listen. I honestly think it tastes amazing. Um, how
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: does the price point come compare because obviously that's on
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: people's minds. They go, well, I'm not going to pay
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: more for it for sure, No, And that's something that
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: we're working on, you know, for the last couple of years.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: So it is a little bit more of a premium
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: product right now as it stands compared to the Animal Meet.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: But there's you know a lot of things that we
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: have to take into consideration. They're the subsidies that the
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Animal Meet industry guests from, yes, the government from taxes,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: our scale as we start as we increase. You know,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: when I started here six years ago, we were working
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: on the original burger, and we were making that in
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: a little kitchen here in lah you know, kind of
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: a handmade kitchen where we were doing hundreds of burgers
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: a day and that kind of scale compared to where
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: we're at now, tens of thousands of you know, patties
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: per day or whatever we're making. They're everywhere, and they
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: also have sausages. We had Donald and I got. I
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: think you guys are probably responsible because someone sent us
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the motherload care package we got. Yeah. Yeah, but then um,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: but then Donald, there was breakfast sausage, there was there's
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: our Joel. There were a burger Joel. It's been a
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: very masculine show without you. We really really need it. Oh,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy to bring my feminine energy to the podcast. Yeah,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: we need it. We need it. Well, we're learning at
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: these gents are telling us all about beyond me. Donald,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: you had a question, go ahead. Yeah. So it's really delicious,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: and there's some people like you order it from restaurants
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: and they've really mastered the way in cooking it, whereas
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: like if I cook it, it's not as juicy, you
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's a little bit, but
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: it's still delt like I like a burger bell done,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: so I don't mind a burger that's not that you
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: know that juicy, But then you get it from a
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: restaurant and they figured out a way to make it
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: so it's literally like you're biting into a hamburger. What
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: is the what is the difference? Are you guys giving
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: people like a different way to cook it? Like, how
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: do you cook it to make it so it's just
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: like a hamburger? No? I think it Maybe it kind
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: of boils down to like like in the burger, Like,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: we do have some work to get it perfectly there.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: You know, you guys have seen it or tasted it.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: There's still work for us to do it here, to
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: make it where we want it to be, like an
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: animal product and replicate what animal beef is. But like
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: when you're cooking a burger at home, if you cook
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: that on the griddle some way, you know, the chef
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: at the restaurant's gonna probably do that a little bit better,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: and they always do. Yea, But I love it. He
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: said that in the nicest way possible. If it because
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: he's a professional fucking chef, right, No, actually we're both scientists. Yeah,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: but yeah, no, I have other questions. All right now, listen,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Impossible Burger. They're the competitor right there, and now who
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: who's winning in the space? You guys are them? Come on?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Is that even questions? No? I think no, it's a
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: great question. Does that? I think it's I mean, I
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: know you guys are scientists and you're not in the
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: fucking sales department, but I wonder if you know who's
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: the scientific point of view? And really, you know, this
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: is our point of We're not representing anybody right now.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: It's just we. We're fans of you guys, fans of
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: the show, and we want to be on here, but
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: we can talk about this stuff. Well, I'm just saying,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: do you guys, as scientists take apart the Impossible Burger,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: much like I'm sure the scientists had three musketeers, might
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: take apart the snickers and see what is in it
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: and what how they make their new get? Oh yeah,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I think I think everybody based industry has probably taking
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: apart everybody else's product for sure. But you know, I
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: think the Thing Impossible is doing some great stuff and
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: they have you know, they're pushing for the same real
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: change that we're trying to push for you know, sustainability,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: of impacting the climate change, how animal welfare, all of
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: those things are at the core of what they're trying
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: to do this for the change. Maybe the biggest difference
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: we have probably in the approach of doing that is that,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: yeahthically modified. We think that, you know, you can get
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: everything you need from the plant, and so getting extracts
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: from plants directly doing our you know, science to understand
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: how to utilize them the best way and then putting
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: them together into the product. We think we can get
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: there with that, and you know, they go with a
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: little bit different solution there in that term how far
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: are we are? How far away are we from seeing seafood?
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Then yes, yes, because we need we need seafood since
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: you guys are killing it. We need we watch Sea
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Spirit seed and got all. I'm still not eating fish.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I still haven't I watched that documentary because of you guys. Actually, well,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I'm I I have occasionally cheated with sushi. I must
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: say I occasionally give myself a sushi cheat. Donald, shut up,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you went totally gaging. I am like almost all the
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: way there. And if I go over someone's house and
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: they've made a beautiful dinner and the only thing they're
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: serving is fish. I'll eat the fish, but for the
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: most part of not. But anyway, that's irrelevant. Nobody give
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: a fuck about that. When when are you beyond gonna
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: make fish and chicken? We need that too. Chicken, Yeah,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: because chicken is weird. I'm gonna tell you something right now.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I've yet to taste good plant based chicken. That ship
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: is mush. Everywhere is nothing but mush. Let the men speak.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I don't Donald's. How do you solve Donald's mush complaint? No,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: it's a great, great complaint. I think. In the terms
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: of the chicken part, we have some I mean the
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: news we're not breaking it here because it's on our
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: website and other people. But we just released some pretended
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: can you guys please pretend it's exclusive chicken chickens out
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Beyond Meat get it right where you want it, Chicken Tenders.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: And also we partnered up with an express we just
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: released today, um Beyond the Orange Chicken. So it's it's
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: but it's all fat based alternative meats um and yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: it's just got released today, so it's all over our
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: so cal right now. Actually, there are a bunch of
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: locations and I want some of that right now. I
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: want to get most mates into our house. Now what
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: about Okay, we got let's just make just one last thing.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: We just want to make it clear. This isn't This
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: isn't an ad, y'all. This isn't an ad. We're not
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: doing an ad. This is just actually something that about
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: they should become an advertiser, Joel after this, like Joel
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: is going to make a call because they should be good. No,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: but this is in all seriousness. Donald and I, as
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: you know, all both trying to eat less animals, and
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I really stand by beyond. I think it's great. Um, fish,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: is that in the program? Is there someone behind you? Guys?
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: That's desk, says fish guy. They can't really talk too
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: much about things that haven't been announced. Oh that means yes,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: we can just let you know. We got lots of
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: prototypes that where we're constantly working on. Here. We'll tell
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: your boss to watch the spiracy and get to fight.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: We're very excited. Like, um, you know, as an African
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: American male, high cholesterol is a big thing in my family.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: And when you eat red meat and when you eat
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: even when you eat chicken and stuff like that. It's
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: not necessarily the best for your cholesterol intake. And I'm
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: not the type of person that just wants to eat
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: beans for the rest of my life. So you know,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: having uh you know the beyond burger or with the
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: or or a sausage or you know, uh, it is great.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: So the more products you guys put out, the easier
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: it is to get off meat. Yeah, I am, I am,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I Yeah, it needs to happen faster than is my point.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: They're working well, they probably be doing it faster if
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: they weren't fucking appearing on podcasts all the time right now.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding guys. Um, I have a question. I
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: heard in the news that some Texas Agricultural board got
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: angry because plant based meat is selling so well that
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: they want the labeling to no longer we call meat.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: They don't want meat, they want meat the word meat
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: taken off the label. Is it because they're so fucking
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: livid that that plant based meat is taking off? Is
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: that true? Yeah? I know, we've there's been a couple
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: of those, I guess failings in the last couple of years.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: But I think that just shows, you know, how much
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: of it an impact companies like Beyond Meat are having
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: and we hope to like you guys, say, do do
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: more and get out more options for the consumers so
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: that they can ye replace any of the animal meats
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: that they need with our products. And well, I think
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: you're doing a great job. Thank you so much. Do
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: you guys have questions for us? Or do you need
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: to fix your life? We can do any need to
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: fix your Yeah, yeah, I'm a little on the podcast,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: so I don't know if all right, Well, don't worry
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: about a question, then we'll just fix your life. It's
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: time for Beyond Meat's favorite segment, Donald, It's time too
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: fix your all right. So I think we kind of
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: already touched on it already. Someone just stretched behind you. Yes,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: here it Beyond Meat. We're trying to, you know, come
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: up with new products and innovates, just continuously and constantly,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: so you know, based on the things that you've had.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Is there any feedback that we could solicit from you guys?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Are the things you want us to improve on or
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: are there any products you might be interested in looking at?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: I guess we've already touched on I didn't see like,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: oh I have you guys have like an old, like
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: traditional like Nathan's hot dog. I saw lots of sausages.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I'd like just a real old fashioned barbecue hot dog.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: You got that? That would be great. Yeah. For now
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: we just have those sausages. But yeah, well there's my
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: frigging complaint. Boys, we gotta get regular hot dog. Sometimes
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: you don't want to like a flavored killed bassa unless
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: you donald no lack of think about is kear bass
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: a saucy? Your butt cheeks is warm? What? Oh it's
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: a tenacious D song? I'm so confused. Yeah, no, I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: was just wondering. I mean, you guys are both great singers,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: and you guys are always saying on here. Part of what,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: you know, what we were doing, I think during COVID
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: times is listening to this podcast to kind of like
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: laughing unwind. But a big part of what we also
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: did around here to kind of unwind is go karaoke
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: and and do all that kind of stuff. Yes, I'm wondering,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: what what what are you guys karaoke? Go tos or
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: is there anything that poss up for question? I got
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I got a couple of them now it used to
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: only be one. It used to be poisoned. I used
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: to go and do so we thank you very much,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: but so I would always do that at karaoke. But
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: I got a couple of new ones, Dan and Shay.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever heard of them, speechless
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: standing that just standing in that band whatever the song,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: watching you is all that I can do. I'm speechless.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: You already know that you're my weakness. After all this time,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just as nervous. Watching you is all that I
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: can do. Anyway, that's a great karaoke one. And then
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I heard one person single karaoke song and you don't
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: hear it often, but faith, it's just faith, and I
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: can't believe it's real. Yes, I can't believe it's true. Ahead, girl,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it's happening. I can't believe with you
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: something like that. And I can't believe that you are
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: here with me and I am here with you, softly
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: kissing you all right wherever kids see. I don't think
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: they said perform all of your favorite Daniel, Joel, do
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: you have your go to karaoke songs that you like? Okay?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Any winehouse is m Valerie, which is the atypical Los
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Angeles girl anthem. If you go to karaoke out here,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: you'll hear it four times a night. But it hits.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: It's in everybody's vocal range, and I love that. Um.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I could karaokee any Beyonce's song. Obviously not as good
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: as Beyonce, but I know all the lyrics and I'm
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: ready to go on. Well, you know the one, super Confidence,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: you know, the one that everybody does. Oh oh oh no,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: No that's terrible. No, it's a crazy not great to
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: karaoke my baby, Okay, Yeah, it's hard to sing though. Yeah,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Joel's got the Rangeoel wasn't incredible, But all you gotta
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: do is going young hope. Y'all know how the flow
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: is local. Oh, I got three, I got three, I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: got three. One is the Sound by Carl Ray Jepson.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Um You Ought to Know by Atlantis Morrissett, and then
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars. Those are
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: my three. I don't really do karaoke, but I think
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I would probably do everywhere by Michelle Branch. Complicated Abril Levine, Great,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: you know you know what you shouldn't do? By our
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Abril Levine take me about a hand, Take me somewhere New.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, yeah, do you remember do you
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: remember us singing that ship Forever? That song? We used
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: to sing that song so comfort in our sexuality that
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: we'd be running around our apartment singing Abril Levine in
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: our boxers. We sang that song on set too, and
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: we changed the lyrics too. Do you remember changing the lyrics?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I'm with you, No, take me bout a hand, to
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: me somewhere New. I don't know who you are, but uh,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot you. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: can't play this at the Beyond party yet it can um. Yeah, well,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I would sing the original Avril levison en version without
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Donald's orgasm. I'm gonna Zach Zach Zach. I love you boy.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: All right, I think we've ran this into the ground.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: It's always nice. It's always nice to end the show
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: with one of Donald's fake orgasms. Okay, thank you, thank
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: you for beyond me. It just sounds like it doesn't
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: even sound like an orgasm anymore. It just sounds like
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: some he just yelling in pain. Okay. It's one thing
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: if they were the impossible guys, but this is all right, guys, well,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: thank you for coming on. We really appreciate it. And
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: uh and I mean we did it. You want to
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: just end the show with yes, you can stay on
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: to the end of the show. This is the end
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: of the show. We love you all I ever put
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: shout outs. And my fiance Liz, she wanted to thank
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: all you guys because we both grew up with scrubs
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: and that's sort of why she's in the healthcare industry
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm here right now, but she wanted to
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: say thank you very much, thank you, and yeah, we
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: just got engaged last week. Congratulation. Yeah we have. We've
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: been together for like thirteen years high school sweethearts and
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: took you a long time high finally you finally decided
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: to do it. Huh, well yeah sweethearts. You know, ye know,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: that's great. They've been together for thirteen years, he said, bro,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: I know, but I mean, how hold are you? How
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: hold you? Twenty seven? Twenty seven? There were high school sweethearts.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: There's no, that's not you guys are like junior high
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: school sweethearts. Yeah yeah, wow, it's adorable and last and
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: you live in California too, Wow, and you got good jobs.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: It's almost time to buy a half acre. I brought
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: it all back to the show, Donald, That's why they
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: came in the big bucks back. All right, guys, thank
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: you so much for tuning in, and we love you,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you. Be kind if you're open to it.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Try not eating animals. Uh. These fellows are doing all
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: they can to make fake burgers taste like real animals.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: So check out Beyond Meat again. Not a sponsor, Donald,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: and I just support the cause. And uh, that's a
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: shout out to Joel for getting these guys on here
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: today too. So much go work, good work. Well, so
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: are you excited about the live show? And dude, I'm
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: so excited about the live show. I can't believe that
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: John c McGinley has John c mcginny to get on
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: this bad boy. John c McGinley live is dangerous. I'm
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: a little concerned about John c McGinley live. He's not
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: He needs to be censored sometimes, yeah he can. He
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: sometimes leaves the PC card at home. Daniel, Daniel, I
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: may need you to just go beep oh when if
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: he says anything crazy, I hope there's a delay. I
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: truly hope there's a delay. We don't have a delay, Joe,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: there's no delay for the live show, right, it's live
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: as hell. No really now, okay, so dude, we're gonna
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: have a special guest. There is a very special guest
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: that's going to surprise everyone and blow people's minds away
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: and it'll be fun. If you didn't join us last time,
• 1:08:45
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• 1:08:49
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• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: the special surprise guest is going to be. You guys,
• 1:08:54
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• 1:08:58
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• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: because Donald or I, or well usually Donald or I
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: will say something regret. But now, like Bill O'Reilly once
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: said we're gonna do it live and you'll see our faces.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna who said that, Bill Rileys and either one
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: who's like, we'll do it live. I did not know
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: that that was Oh my god, fuck it. Go on YouTube.
• 1:09:27
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• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Lee do journey. And what's the episode, Joel, we're doing
• 1:09:49
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• 1:09:54
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• 1:10:15
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• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna drink though, Donald, we made a rule. No,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I don't drink when we do the podcast anymore. That
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: is no longer happening. Yes, it's easier for Dale to edit.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I don't smoke when we do the podcast anymore either.
• 1:10:28
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• 1:10:31
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• 1:10:34
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• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: next time. Donald. Seven eight stories about Shore. We made
• 1:10:42
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