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Full Show 4-1-26: April Fools Tips · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what time of year is it?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean? What Tommy year is like?
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  Speaker 2: What is the season? What season are we in spring?
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  Speaker 2: What happens in spring?
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  Speaker 3: Flowers bloom and paulin and I don't know what else
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  Speaker 3: could there be?
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  Speaker 2: Baby animals are born and on the farm of Alabama.
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  Speaker 2: I have baby I checked this morning before I left
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  Speaker 2: to come to work. I have two baby chicks that
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  Speaker 2: have hatched.
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  Speaker 4: And two more in the process of hatching.
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  Speaker 3: Is it that time of year again?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's baby bird time. Oh I'm giving them to
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  Speaker 2: my neighbors. I might keep too.
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  Speaker 3: Two turns into twenty, I know.
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  Speaker 4: And then this is why I have fifty chickens, I know.
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  Speaker 3: And it's about to turn into one hundred and six.
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  Speaker 2: If you are listening to the show, somebody take my
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  Speaker 2: eggs and hatch them yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Because I like hatching them. It's cool, but I don't
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  Speaker 4: need to keep anymore.
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  Speaker 2: So if anybody would like me to hatch you some
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  Speaker 2: baby birds, he may end please.
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  Speaker 4: Please, you may end up with ten roosters. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I told my neighbor yesterday I'm giving them the babies.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, I don't know how many roosters you'll
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  Speaker 2: end up with, but if you get roosters, you have
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  Speaker 2: to take care of them.
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  Speaker 4: He goes, I already thought about it. Won't tell you
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  Speaker 4: what happens to him, I said, okay, thank you, chicking noodles, sleep,
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  Speaker 4: thank you, Hey, good morning, Thank you for listening to
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  Speaker 4: the show.
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  Speaker 2: Call in if you'd like, especially if you want some
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  Speaker 2: baby birds. Eight three three five oh one BEMA is
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  Speaker 2: the number. That's eight three three five oh one two
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  Speaker 2: two sixty two.
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  Speaker 5: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 4: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 6: On the Alabama Show, a Powerball winner had his fourth
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  Speaker 6: arrest since winning a one hundred and sixty seven million
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  Speaker 6: dollars jackpot.
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  Speaker 3: You're just living life.
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  Speaker 2: James from Kentucky, fifty one years old, just got arrested
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  Speaker 2: for burglary on Saturday. Whoa making his fourth arrest since
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  Speaker 2: winning one hundred and sixty seven point three million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: He broke into somebody's house and stole twelve thousand dollars cash.
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  Speaker 3: Why would he still cash?
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  Speaker 4: That's the question. That's why this isn't what the hell
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  Speaker 4: has one?
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: His other arrest was from kicking a cop in the face. Like,
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  Speaker 2: what is going on with this guy, James?
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  Speaker 1: Why super easy Trivia with the Alabama Show producer Blake.
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  Speaker 4: You are my contestant today.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I finally have a chance to see if you're
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  Speaker 2: smarter than yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Also if you're listening and he would like to
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  Speaker 2: win tickets to Max McNown April tenth at Avon del
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  Speaker 2: Brewery called the show eight three thirty five oh one Bama.
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  Speaker 4: Question number one? What is a group of fish called school?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Next, you're just so excited to win because you know
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna maybe what are the five senses.
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  Speaker 3: You can see here?
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  Speaker 4: Taste, feel, let's touch.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, taste, say taste already see here, smell.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. That's the five I did. Yes, next question
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  Speaker 3: please all right?
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  Speaker 4: Last one for the win. How many minutes are in
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  Speaker 4: an hour?
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  Speaker 3: Sixteen minutes? Yes, I did it? Play the music girl?
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations buddy one.
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  Speaker 3: Yes I did, Yes, I won.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the Elma
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  Speaker 1: Saw you can take tai chi in Birmingham.
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  Speaker 4: Classes are popping up all over the area.
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  Speaker 2: Because it is gaining a lot of popularity, so if
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  Speaker 2: you'd like to do it' the vest Davia Hill Civic
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  Speaker 2: Center does it on Tuesdays and Thursdays in Crestwood. You
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  Speaker 2: can also do it Saturdays at the chaw House.
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  Speaker 4: At nine thirty am.
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  Speaker 2: They're all over so also the Homewood Senior Center they
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  Speaker 2: do tai chi for arthritis and fall prevention. Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 2: surprise dropped the Elizabeth Taylor music video, which is her
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  Speaker 2: third single from the Life of a show Girl. The
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  Speaker 2: video does have footage from red carpet events of Elizabeth
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  Speaker 2: Taylor and from some of her iconic films. Elizabeth Taylor's
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  Speaker 2: son called Taylor Swift and his mother Kindred Spirits, and
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  Speaker 2: he said he loves how Taylor captured the similarities in
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  Speaker 2: their careers in her music video.
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  Speaker 4: So that has been dropped. It is out now if
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  Speaker 4: you want to go watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Gmail is finally going to let you chain you'r embarrassing
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  Speaker 2: email address.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have one producer? Blake? What is it? I
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  Speaker 4: know you do?
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  Speaker 3: I know you do not anymore. I changed it before.
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  Speaker 2: I well you got any one because you couldn't change
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  Speaker 2: change it, change it?
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  Speaker 4: What was it?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if I want to say it, I'll
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  Speaker 7: say it now, right now, say it. It was big
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  Speaker 7: Papa Gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 3: That was Big Papa six nine.
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  Speaker 4: At gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 2: So if you have a embarrassing Gmail like that, you
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  Speaker 2: can change it and it'll still let you keep your
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  Speaker 2: photos in the old embarrassing one as an alternative for
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  Speaker 2: the people who still use that one.
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  Speaker 4: So this started today.
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  Speaker 2: To change your username, go to the email settings page,
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  Speaker 2: click personal info and email to change it. If you
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  Speaker 2: are like producer Blake, who is big.
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  Speaker 3: Papa not anymore Gmail.
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  Speaker 2: Dot com, you can only change it every twelve months,
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  Speaker 2: So whatever you pick today.
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  Speaker 4: You are stuck with that for a year.
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  Speaker 2: That's three things you need to know more at The
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three thirty five. That one Obama is the number
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  Speaker 2: to call the show if you ever have an issue
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  Speaker 2: for ask Alabama. Jason, I know you were talking about
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  Speaker 2: off the air a second ago you and your girlfriend
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  Speaker 2: were having issues.
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  Speaker 5: What was going on?
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  Speaker 8: You were playing Monopoly, okay with like the family, like
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  Speaker 8: six people, and I was I was making some shady
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  Speaker 8: deals and I can just tell she was giving me
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  Speaker 8: a tone that like.
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  Speaker 4: Were you the deal o the baker?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, thankfully that's that would have man, that would have
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  Speaker 8: really gotten messy.
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  Speaker 3: Who was giving me the railroads?
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  Speaker 8: Oh not all the railroads, but she was just giving
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  Speaker 8: me this like really snide tone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my lady, are your dating?
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  Speaker 5: No, we're just we're just dating.
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  Speaker 8: But she never talked to me like that that you
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  Speaker 8: did over a game of Monopoly.
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  Speaker 4: Are you ever planning on Mary and her?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: I mean we've been together for a while and most
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  Speaker 8: of the time it's been nice, except just avoiding the
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  Speaker 8: board games.
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  Speaker 4: How long how long have you all been dating?
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  Speaker 8: About like six to eight months. We normally don't do
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  Speaker 8: board games, so it was my first time rolling double.
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  Speaker 2: That's about the time for the first fight to break
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  Speaker 2: out for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Did you get an attitude back?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: No, I mean I just kind of just played it off,
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  Speaker 8: which I guess is kind of worse, like because I'm
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  Speaker 8: just locked into building my hotels, you know, I'm trying
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  Speaker 8: to get that money.
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  Speaker 4: I love you, buddy, Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Call the show.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what's happening anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five oh one, Bama, What was your
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  Speaker 2: first fight with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: About Yellabama show man free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the unofficial rules for April Fools, producer Blake are
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  Speaker 2: the rules, and no, I will not be fooling you today.
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  Speaker 3: Goodness.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, if anybody like, please nobody say you
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  Speaker 2: got pregnant today. That's the worst April Fool's joke you
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  Speaker 2: could ever play on anybody.
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  Speaker 3: That would make me so upset.
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  Speaker 2: My mom married her second husband on April Fools one time.
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  Speaker 2: My mom's been married five times. Don't get married on
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  Speaker 2: April Fools. So here are the unofficial rules. The noon deadline. No,
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  Speaker 2: no pranks afternoon. We gotta do it early.
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  Speaker 4: What why why not do it after because it's the etiquette.
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  Speaker 4: There's etiquette to it. Number number two, Do no harm.
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  Speaker 2: Pranks are meant to have fun, but don't like hurt
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  Speaker 2: anybody with.
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  Speaker 3: Them, not with the boys.
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  Speaker 2: Don't fake health issues okay, yeah, like, don't don't pretend
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  Speaker 2: like a pet's missing.
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  Speaker 4: Don't do that, okay. Don't do illegal activities.
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  Speaker 3: Sport the holiday.
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  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to do any What illegal thing do
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  Speaker 2: you want to do for April Fools?
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  Speaker 3: You joker? Do you think I'm will say that right
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  Speaker 3: now on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I know how many cops we have listening to
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 4: What are you planning you do graz soon?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And you always have to tell people that it's
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  Speaker 2: a prank, don't do the prank, and then never tell
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  Speaker 2: them that it's a prank.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell them at the end of the year.
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  Speaker 4: The worst producer, Blake is the worst.
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  Speaker 2: He signed up one of our coworkers for victorious secret
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  Speaker 2: emails for a year.
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  Speaker 3: You ruined it, I did.
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  Speaker 4: I told him because a year was enough.
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  Speaker 3: It was funny.
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  Speaker 4: It could have kept going anyway. Those are the rules
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  Speaker 4: for apral fools.
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  Speaker 2: If you've already folded somebody, feel free to call the
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  Speaker 2: show and tell us what you did. Eight three three
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  Speaker 2: five Am Bama is the number.
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  Speaker 5: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 4: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: On the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, judge busted a woman driving while zooming into her
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  Speaker 2: court case.
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  Speaker 4: Why have you seen this video yet?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I've seen a couple of these, but I'm very curious
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  Speaker 7: it's gone viral.
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  Speaker 2: This woman's in Detroit and the judge is talking to her,
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  Speaker 2: asking her if she's driving, and she's saying no, but
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  Speaker 2: you can clearly tell she's driving, and she's like, let
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  Speaker 2: me get my driver to pull over.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, you cannot be driving, ma'am.
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  Speaker 5: What are you doing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not driving.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a passenger in a car, but I will have
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  Speaker 2: my driver pull over.
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  Speaker 3: On one second, Am I crazy? Or does it not
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  Speaker 3: look like you're driving that car?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car.
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  Speaker 2: Sir.
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  Speaker 5: You now you're lying to me, right for sure?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 8: I not, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Let me see the driver.
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  Speaker 5: Let me see the driver.
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  Speaker 4: On one second.
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  Speaker 6: I have to ask.
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  Speaker 4: I have to ask their permission. She never showed the
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  Speaker 4: driver and then she pulled over. You could see her
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  Speaker 4: arms moving like she was driving. She pulled over and
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  Speaker 4: then she got out of the car. And oh that
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  Speaker 4: was it was a mess. Oh my gosh.
• 10:50
  Speaker 5: It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 2: With the Element, we're doing a Morgan wall and I'm
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  Speaker 2: the Problem party where you could win tickets to Morgan
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  Speaker 2: Wallen at his Tesclace show. April eighteenth is the concert.
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  Speaker 2: April seventeenth is our party from five to seven pm
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  Speaker 2: at brox Gat Brewery. We're giving away tickets every fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 2: It's free to go, and you can win Morgan wall
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  Speaker 2: On tickets and you get to hang out with us
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  Speaker 2: if you want to go more at the alabamashow dot com.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Crumble brought back their most controversial cookie today for April Fools.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: It's the almost everything bagel cookie. But they also have
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  Speaker 2: a one day only sandwich with the bagel cookie filled
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  Speaker 2: with sweet cream cheese, so it's like a savory and
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  Speaker 2: sweet cookie sandwich. You have only twenty four hours to
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  Speaker 2: get it. Also, half happy April Fools today and go
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: enjoy your April Fools stuff. There's an update on Tiger
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  Speaker 2: Woods and his duy oh okay, so he says he'll
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  Speaker 2: seek treatment and step away from golf for a little
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  Speaker 2: while to focus on his health. He also pled not
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  Speaker 2: guilty to the dui. Also, his driver's license had a
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  Speaker 2: safe driver notification on it, which meant he had a
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  Speaker 2: clean record for at least three years.
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  Speaker 4: The internet found out, and I've been going crazy with that.
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  Speaker 2: Won't talk because I can have and I can have
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  Speaker 2: that safe driver notification no more.
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  Speaker 3: Oh bye bye safe driver.
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  Speaker 4: Oh Tiger Woods? How old is Tiger Woods any like? Fifty?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what he is anymore?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, just as more progresses, we'll keep you updated.
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  Speaker 2: That's three things you need to know more at the Alabama.
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  Speaker 4: Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on to me, It's amazing free on
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  Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three thirty five I one and Bama is the
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  Speaker 2: number to call the show.
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  Speaker 4: Amber, Good morning. Do you have good news?
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  Speaker 9: I do have really good news.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: What's your good news? Amber?
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  Speaker 9: My oldest daughter's MRI came back clean. There's nothing on it.
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  Speaker 5: And I was worried about it because you had any
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  Speaker 5: thing about it.
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  Speaker 4: So why what did she have to get an MRIs for?
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  Speaker 9: So she's been having some weird symptoms, specifically unexplainable headaches,
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  Speaker 9: started doing some lifestyle changes that have helped, and so
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  Speaker 9: I think maybe it's just managing her stress and her diet,
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  Speaker 9: her lifestyle. But it had been going on for a while.
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  Speaker 9: So I'm just glad that there wasn't anything on that
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  Speaker 9: MRI that was super serious.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I know, having to wait for test results with health
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  Speaker 2: stuff is so stressful. So yeah, especially when it's AMRI
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  Speaker 2: and it's head stuff. So that is great news. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna give you a let's get.
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  Speaker 3: Hold your daughter.
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  Speaker 9: She is twenty my oldest is twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Heck, yeah, well that's good. That's that's great.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Are you gonna go to jail today after we talk
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  Speaker 2: about what you did?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think I'm think I'm turning
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  Speaker 3: it and around, turning my life around.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 2: producer Blake.
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  Speaker 3: I'm producer Blake.
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  Speaker 4: What'd you do?
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  Speaker 7: I have been having some outrageous road rage recently or
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  Speaker 7: past go.
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  Speaker 3: On, so I have.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, if you're listening, don't be like producer Blake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I've changed a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Have you seen the new stories of how road rage
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  Speaker 4: ends look?
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  Speaker 7: I used to like tailgate, get really angry, get upset, used.
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  Speaker 4: To you as in yesterday, what happened? What did you do?
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  Speaker 7: I got really close and a dude flipped me off,
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  Speaker 7: So I got beside him, rolled down my window, and
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  Speaker 7: I about I about went about went gamer mode.
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  Speaker 4: Out went why didn't you yell at him? When he
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  Speaker 4: rolled down here?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't yell dot my window. I didn't yell.
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  Speaker 7: I looked at him like I was disappointed more than
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  Speaker 7: I was mad.
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  Speaker 4: I just I was about to I was at your disappointment. Fake.
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  Speaker 4: This isn't road rage.
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  Speaker 7: No no, no, no, no, no, no, getting better at it.
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  Speaker 7: I used to have it, and I realized I'm getting better.
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  Speaker 3: I look at him and.
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  Speaker 7: I just like give him the like dog eyes you
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  Speaker 7: know where you're like really upset, Like why would you
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  Speaker 7: do this?
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  Speaker 9: When?
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  Speaker 4: Did he off?
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  Speaker 3: And took off? Made me more.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta quit taking it personal.
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  Speaker 3: It made me so much.
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  Speaker 4: Did he do cut you off?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? He cut me off.
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  Speaker 1: He was.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to get angry right now.
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  Speaker 4: What did he do? You wanted to talk about this today?
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  Speaker 5: Look?
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  Speaker 4: Have you told your therapist.
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  Speaker 3: About this yet?
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  Speaker 8: Yes? That's what.
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: And this is she say about your road rage?
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  Speaker 3: I haven't.
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  Speaker 7: She She gave me ways to work on it, and
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  Speaker 7: I've been working on it, and I came up with
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  Speaker 7: my own way to fix it.
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  Speaker 2: People like you, I hate riding with people with road
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  Speaker 2: rage in the car.
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  Speaker 4: I paint it because I.
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  Speaker 2: Have dated people that get bad road rage, and they
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  Speaker 2: will ride up on people's tail and start a fight
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  Speaker 2: on the road, and I feel like like my whole
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  Speaker 2: life flashes before my eyes. And this is why I
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  Speaker 2: don't ride anywhere with you.
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  Speaker 7: We been working on it recently, on how to fix it.
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  Speaker 7: I've been coming up with stories about people and cars
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  Speaker 7: to make me feel better about myself, better than them.
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  Speaker 4: Give me an example of one story and make it quick.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, One lady got her foot stuck in a toilet
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: and the toilet was stuck to her foot, so she
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  Speaker 7: had to drive.
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  Speaker 3: To the hospital. That's why she was driving so slow.
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  Speaker 7: So I felt better about myself, knowing that was about
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: to have a really bad day.
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  Speaker 1: Saw it.
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  Speaker 4: These are the stories producer Blake makes up in his head.
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  Speaker 4: Is this what your therapist told you to do?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: But this how come up with to make me feel better?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Someone call the show eight three three five o one Bama.
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  Speaker 4: Do you get road rage?
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  Speaker 2: Or are you dating somebody or ride with somebody that
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: gets it?
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  Speaker 4: And how do you handle it? Eight three three five
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  Speaker 4: oh one two two sixty The.
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  Speaker 1: Alabama Show on Demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Eight three three five one Bama is the number to
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  Speaker 4: call the show. Good morning, who's this?
• 16:36
  Speaker 9: Good morning? It's Samantha. How are y'all?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Samantha?
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  Speaker 3: We're great?
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  Speaker 4: Do you have road rage?
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  Speaker 5: I don't, but my husband does, and it scares me
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  Speaker 5: so bad.
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  Speaker 4: Do you like not ride with them now because of it?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 5: I do because I kind of have to because we
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: have four kids, so you know.
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  Speaker 4: We go a lot of places. What does he do?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, he'll get right up on people's button.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'll get shot these days for doing stuff
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  Speaker 4: like this. Seriously, I've seen the news stories I know.
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  Speaker 2: And he'll joke and he'll do something and he'll be like,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: oh my god, we're gonna get shot, and I'm like, yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: We are.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Well it was.
• 17:17
  Speaker 9: It's not nothing to joke about.
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  Speaker 4: Quick laughing producer, Blake, what's wrong with you? This is serious?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: You will he'll miss.
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  Speaker 9: Me, especially when it's just me and him, Like, he
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: won't do it so bad when the kids are in
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: the car, but he does it to mess with me.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you really are trying.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: To get me medicated.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Samantha, I'll be watching for you on the knees.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I'm glad we got to talk to you.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, please pray for us.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: We will, we will. Thank you for recalling. Have a
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: good day.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama shown.
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  Speaker 4: Eight three thirty five. I Obama is the number to
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  Speaker 4: call a shad good morning. Who's this?
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  Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, this.
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  Speaker 3: Is right, Johl.
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  Speaker 9: I'm so excited that you answered.
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  Speaker 4: I call every morning, good morning. Do you have road rage?
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  Speaker 9: I do have road rage.
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  Speaker 2: But when I first started working on to eighty, I
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: didn't know.
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  Speaker 7: How to drive to eighty uh huh, And somebody gave
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: me a thumb down, and that hurt worse than getting
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: slicked off. Now I get people tomb down.
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  Speaker 2: The hurts your soul when you get a thumbs down,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: like it really hurts.
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  Speaker 4: And now my six year old gives people thumbs down
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: and it makes it so much better. I love you, Rachel.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: That's the greatest thing ever. Thank you for calling. No problem.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 4: We're done.
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  Speaker 2: Anything you missed on the show today, download the free
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app. Look up the Alabama Show on demand. If
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: you see somebody driving around town with road rage, it's
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: probably producer Blake, so give him a tongues down if
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: you see him you first, O no, we'll see you tomorrow.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Have a good day.
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