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- 0:02Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas in
- 0:12Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tambora Judge.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Hey, it's so weird to be so close to you.
- 0:19Speaker 2: We got to recap the first episode of Secret Lives
- 0:23Speaker 2: of Mormon wite.
- 0:24Speaker 3: So good, so you got me turned onto it.
- 0:26Speaker 1: You recapped it last year with Emily, and so I
- 0:28Speaker 1: went back because I didn't watch it, and so I
- 0:30Speaker 1: went back and watched the first season beinge watched it
- 0:34Speaker 1: and the first.
- 0:35Speaker 3: Episode, I'm like, what the hell?
- 0:37Speaker 1: Somebody gets arrested, somebody gets divorced, somebody gets the Like,
- 0:41Speaker 1: it's insanity.
- 0:43Speaker 2: I mean, these girls are so good at narrating what's
- 0:48Speaker 2: happening next. And I think because they're the code that
- 0:51Speaker 2: I've noticed is in mom talk? Are we going to
- 0:57Speaker 2: let them in? Mom talk is like the new break.
- 0:59Speaker 3: Show, our own mom talk.
- 1:01Speaker 2: They have moves, we twat talk, twat talk, Yes, we
- 1:06Speaker 2: can talk to listen. No, we have tot No, we'd
- 1:11Speaker 2: have to do. I don't even they're not even reels,
- 1:16Speaker 2: the tiktoks. Yeah, but they I didn't even have TikTok
- 1:19Speaker 2: on my phone. I had to ask somebody that went
- 1:21Speaker 2: gosh for me.
- 1:22Speaker 1: But did they start out as a podcast or did
- 1:26Speaker 1: they start out as a TikTok?
- 1:28Speaker 2: I mean started off they all joined the same tiktoks,
- 1:31Speaker 2: uh huh so that they could grow their followings. Either way,
- 1:35Speaker 2: it starts out, we see a preview of what's to
- 1:38Speaker 2: come in season two. The mom talk girls are fighting
- 1:41Speaker 2: with each other, the husbands are fighting, the cops are involved.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Why is there ever cops involved on Housewives? Well? Thank god,
- 1:49Speaker 2: I love to watch cops involved. I was like, hold on,
- 1:53Speaker 2: what is the Do you remember cops the show? Yes?
- 1:55Speaker 3: How did that? Bad boys? Bad boys? What's you're gonna do?
- 2:00Speaker 3: What she gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys?
- 2:03Speaker 2: Bad boys?
- 2:03Speaker 3: When you going to do this? That was their whole.
- 2:06Speaker 3: This has been their whole.
- 2:07Speaker 2: I wanted that music to play as I was watching
- 2:10Speaker 2: the episodes.
- 2:10Speaker 3: I mean, guys, this show should do a TikTok with
- 2:14Speaker 3: that song.
- 2:14Speaker 2: We should, but we gotta wait until we get one
- 2:17Speaker 2: of the wives of one of the husbands involved in
- 2:21Speaker 2: the in the fight. Oh my, oh my gosh. And
- 2:24Speaker 2: then we get to Vander frumpt Philla. There's so many things.
- 2:26Speaker 2: But the other way. Sure, we have opening credits where
- 2:29Speaker 2: the girls are wearing the same white dresses and are
- 2:31Speaker 2: filmed as though they are being baptized, and that song
- 2:35Speaker 2: really hits you.
- 2:36Speaker 3: It's good music on their show.
- 2:39Speaker 2: It's expensive to be mom talk. I know.
- 2:42Speaker 3: I know not to mention the press they're getting. Oh
- 2:45Speaker 3: do you see o the press are getting. They weren't
- 2:47Speaker 3: Jimmy Kiml. Some of them are Jimmy Kimmel. I reposted it.
- 2:50Speaker 3: I was like, I am happy to zip up to Utah. Hey, Hulu,
- 2:54Speaker 3: what's up?
- 2:57Speaker 2: You want to talk Hulu.
- 3:01Speaker 3: We're not afraid to create a scandal. I'll have Teddy arrested. Listen,
- 3:07Speaker 3: We're not We're not afraid to fight.
- 3:10Speaker 2: When the top girls are kicking off Halloween at the
- 3:13Speaker 2: Gracie Luke Cowboy Pillows Influencer.
- 3:15Speaker 1: If they say, like the you know, the the Halloween
- 3:19Speaker 1: stuff is not like they're LDS and and a lot
- 3:22Speaker 1: of religions, Halloween.
- 3:24Speaker 3: Is very off limits, and they're like, I don't give
- 3:26Speaker 3: a ship not in this show. You can do Halloween.
- 3:30Speaker 4: You can do you can swing, you can swing, you
- 3:35Speaker 4: can dress right, I mean the girls that I know
- 3:38Speaker 4: that are true true, like deep out into LDS.
- 3:41Speaker 2: I mean they're wearing undergarments. I was so happy to
- 3:45Speaker 2: see Whitney back. I didn't realize, really she's gonna you're
- 3:50Speaker 2: not seeing it. But I mean you saw a maker, right, Yeah,
- 3:53Speaker 2: we need troublemakers. Okay, so we've got makers are very
- 3:58Speaker 2: important to reality TV. Let me tell you why was
- 4:02Speaker 2: plugging herself? Now?
- 4:04Speaker 3: Then we've got they got a new troublemaker that came.
- 4:06Speaker 3: I love Miranda, I'm losased. And you know who's really
- 4:10Speaker 3: happy that Miranda's in this group? Now? Who Whitney.
- 4:13Speaker 1: She's like, there's a new villain in Utah.
- 4:17Speaker 2: But I don't even see Miranda as the villain. I
- 4:19Speaker 2: feel like she might be a liar. She might be
- 4:22Speaker 2: a little bit a liar. She says there was no
- 4:24Speaker 2: She said it was just kissing and spinning the bottle.
- 4:29Speaker 2: You know what. I spinned the bottle in the fifth grade.
- 4:31Speaker 2: So like, what's the big deal I did to big deal?
- 4:35Speaker 3: What was the other game?
- 4:36Speaker 2: We used to say, Still, Whitney rose, it's a big
- 4:39Speaker 2: deal deal. It's not a big deal.
- 4:41Speaker 3: The healing, the hell and the big deal.
- 4:43Speaker 2: The big deal in the healing, But then Miranda and
- 4:46Speaker 2: her ex husband Chase were the couple involved in the
- 4:48Speaker 2: swinging scandal, but Miranda claims they only played spin the bottle.
- 4:53Speaker 2: Mom talk has grown immensely since season one, which is
- 4:57Speaker 2: why we're happy Miranda's numbers.
- 4:59Speaker 1: I to know where they started, where they're at, how
- 5:02Speaker 1: much their social media posts are getting, and how do
- 5:04Speaker 1: they split that because it's very confusing to me because
- 5:06Speaker 1: they have what one TikTok did they do the mom
- 5:10Speaker 1: talk on her?
- 5:10Speaker 3: Do they all have individual individual talks? Who has the
- 5:13Speaker 3: most followers?
- 5:14Speaker 2: Oh, Taylor, Taylor, Frankie, Paul obvious Taylor.
- 5:17Speaker 3: I thought Taylor was today?
- 5:19Speaker 2: Thank you?
- 5:19Speaker 3: Paul is the she's the termor judge of Tokay's judge.
- 5:24Speaker 3: She's adorable.
- 5:25Speaker 2: She is adorable.
- 5:27Speaker 3: She is absolutely adorable.
- 5:28Speaker 2: She isn't afraid to show her emotions on camera.
- 5:32Speaker 3: No, she's not afraid to get arrested on camera either.
- 5:35Speaker 3: That was last season.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Yes, I just for the guys she's had sex dreams
- 5:40Speaker 2: about are getting arrested on camera, almost allegedly.
- 5:44Speaker 1: I can't wait to dig into the Dakota of at all.
- 5:46Speaker 2: But Miranda joining the show after a successful first season
- 5:50Speaker 2: as a shocking as Sheena joining the Valley after Hump
- 5:55Speaker 2: Rules ended, she get out of our comments section, and
- 6:01Speaker 2: then again she's mad at us again. But remember the
- 6:06Speaker 2: last time she got mad at us? She goes, that
- 6:09Speaker 2: wasn't actually me, It was my social media managers. So
- 6:12Speaker 2: she is social media managers. So but it was because
- 6:19Speaker 2: the girl that you called Ai is upset.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, read all the other comments. The one
- 6:26Speaker 3: we said wasn't bad at all. Listen.
- 6:28Speaker 2: We love all the people on and I know that
- 6:31Speaker 2: things are And here's one media managers. Don't give away
- 6:36Speaker 2: what's coming. Because she said, you guys are going to
- 6:38Speaker 2: take a turn. Well great, we will take a turn,
- 6:40Speaker 2: and we want to wait and watch it, and then.
- 6:42Speaker 1: We'll take a turn and we'll give her all the
- 6:43Speaker 1: props she needs. Yeah, she has a podcast in my heart,
- 6:46Speaker 1: so we got to be.
- 6:46Speaker 3: Nice to her. You should listen.
- 6:48Speaker 2: It's called pursuit of sassiness because maybe she shows a
- 6:53Speaker 2: different side of her.
- 6:54Speaker 3: She'll let us be on her pod.
- 6:56Speaker 2: She's already asked me.
- 6:57Speaker 3: She asked me, I'm just kidding. Can we talk about
- 7:08Speaker 3: Jen and Zach? Yes?
- 7:10Speaker 2: We can on Afflecks Second Cousins, I heard that was
- 7:16Speaker 2: a lie.
- 7:17Speaker 3: Well, we got.
- 7:18Speaker 2: Into this more once the season continues. But Jen and
- 7:21Speaker 2: Zach have been separated for a few months. She lives
- 7:23Speaker 2: in Utah and an airbnb and he is in Arizona
- 7:26Speaker 2: for medical school.
- 7:27Speaker 3: But shockingly he comes back once filming's up. Yeah, and
- 7:30Speaker 3: I was so happy he cut that hair.
- 7:32Speaker 2: Oh well, he saw himself at least he has reflections, right. Well,
- 7:37Speaker 2: I know, but sometimes when you watch yourself on TV, like,
- 7:40Speaker 2: there are certain things, you know, the bangs, your tops.
- 7:47Speaker 3: The hair was so bad.
- 7:48Speaker 2: But what about how Zach reached out to all the
- 7:51Speaker 2: mom Tak girls. How would you felt about that? If
- 7:53Speaker 2: Eddie were to reach out to all the girls without
- 7:56Speaker 2: telling you, you.
- 7:56Speaker 3: Know, I wouldn't like that. But he reached out to
- 7:58Speaker 3: them because there was a ten message that made him
- 8:01Speaker 3: look like a douche lord. Right, I'm like, you are
- 8:03Speaker 3: a douche lord, and.
- 8:03Speaker 1: So he figured that if he reached out to them
- 8:05Speaker 1: that would make things better.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Now.
- 8:07Speaker 1: He treated her like crop last year, and so this
- 8:11Speaker 1: year he's coming back because he wants his wife back,
- 8:15Speaker 1: or because he wants to be on TV.
- 8:17Speaker 2: Well, clearly he wants to make money and be on TV.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Because he's leaving med school.
- 8:22Speaker 3: I don't need that. I got Hulu.
- 8:25Speaker 2: I don't need that I got the Tiktoks. But now
- 8:28Speaker 2: that TikTok's back. But weren't you like like Jen? No? No,
- 8:33Speaker 2: But now I'm starting to wonder about Jen. I feel
- 8:35Speaker 2: like Jen is an undercover person that fights too, because
- 8:41Speaker 2: you could see she's trying to produce him on camera,
- 8:43Speaker 2: like she's like.
- 8:44Speaker 3: No, Zach, well, don't we always try to produce our husbands?
- 8:47Speaker 3: Because I do.
- 8:48Speaker 2: But she needs to be a little bit more subtle
- 8:51Speaker 2: about it. I'm sorry, I know if I can see it.
- 8:54Speaker 2: I love a voice note more than anybody. Yes, I
- 8:57Speaker 2: know Teddy, but I would have left Zach Sun read
- 9:01Speaker 2: probably Yeah, I don't need to respond to it.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Do we know what was said in the text messages
- 9:06Speaker 1: about his wife or to his wife?
- 9:08Speaker 3: Disgustingly mean? Oh? Hell no, disgustingly mean. Then Taylor's at
- 9:12Speaker 3: Macie's house so.
- 9:13Speaker 2: She can meet with Jenna, who hooked up with Dakota
- 9:16Speaker 2: when Dakota was seeing Taylor.
- 9:19Speaker 1: This whole thing this made me sad. I mean, it
- 9:21Speaker 1: was great that Jenna, who she's adorable. She came in
- 9:25Speaker 1: and sat down and was nervous, and Taylor's like, just
- 9:28Speaker 1: just give it to me, show me your phone, let
- 9:30Speaker 1: me look at it. She had her phone now she's
- 9:32Speaker 1: comparing notes. She's like, he couldn't bet with me that
- 9:35Speaker 1: day because.
- 9:35Speaker 3: He said he was busy.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Clearly he was with you. But then I think more
- 9:38Speaker 2: to this story unfolds as the season goes on.
- 9:41Speaker 3: Oh, it gets worse, it gets it makes up.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Here's the problem with you, Hulu, in the best possible
- 9:48Speaker 2: way is you make us see both sides of every situation.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Then Dakota was taking Jen out on dates during the
- 9:56Speaker 2: day while Taylor was the girl he'd meet up with
- 9:58Speaker 2: at night to have sex with, I know.
- 10:00Speaker 1: And then Dakota was making Jenna sound so desperate to Taylor,
- 10:03Speaker 1: and it's like, here's the proof and the text messages
- 10:06Speaker 1: right here.
- 10:07Speaker 2: They're both beautiful girls. They are, and Dakota clearly is.
- 10:13Speaker 2: You know at this point this is very early on
- 10:15Speaker 2: in their relationship. But I'm also wondering, Taylor, I love you,
- 10:18Speaker 2: but you're not going to do anything about it.
- 10:20Speaker 3: Once you do see it, you're going to get in
- 10:21Speaker 3: another five Let me ask you this timeline. Timeline was
- 10:26Speaker 3: he they were not exclusively were they banging? He wasn't
- 10:30Speaker 3: really banging Jenna, right, he was just dry humping. Is
- 10:33Speaker 3: that what he said he was?
- 10:35Speaker 2: I mean maybe he was bed jumping.
- 10:37Speaker 3: He said dry humping. I believe. Now, was Taylor already
- 10:40Speaker 3: pregnant at this time? No, this is.
- 10:43Speaker 2: A beginning, beginning, beginning.
- 10:45Speaker 3: Okay, Well, then I don't know.
- 10:47Speaker 2: They weren't even in a relationship, and Taylor's making the
- 10:49Speaker 2: choice too.
- 10:51Speaker 3: Well, now a year later, she's already had the baby,
- 10:55Speaker 3: and now she's going to go back a year when
- 10:56Speaker 3: they were just started dating. It's like, I don't know,
- 10:59Speaker 3: And if you want, and I.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Think they We heard at first season that they had
- 11:04Speaker 2: sex night three, which I'm not judging her, go for it. Yeah,
- 11:06Speaker 2: but then like night three, you're not in a full
- 11:09Speaker 2: blown relationship or date three.
- 11:11Speaker 3: No, so he can do whatever he wants. I mean,
- 11:15Speaker 3: but you shouldn't lie about it if you're not hooking up.
- 11:17Speaker 1: Okay, So it's more about the lying, it's not the
- 11:20Speaker 1: actual the actor.
- 11:21Speaker 3: That's what I think it is.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Then Whitney and Miranda meet up the park with their kids.
- 11:26Speaker 2: Miranda is the one who brought Whitney into mom talks,
- 11:29Speaker 2: so she thought it'd be best place for her to
- 11:31Speaker 2: start with everyone, And I was like, you know what,
- 11:33Speaker 2: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Miranda.
- 11:36Speaker 3: No one but me likes Whitney. I don't. I don't like.
- 11:40Speaker 1: I don't want to say I don't like Whitney. I
- 11:42Speaker 1: just there's something about her that kind of rubs me
- 11:45Speaker 1: the wrong way. And I'm not saying that she shouldn't
- 11:47Speaker 1: be on the show or anything like that, because I
- 11:48Speaker 1: always like people that rub me. I'm sure I rub
- 11:50Speaker 1: everybody the wrong way. But there's something about her that
- 11:54Speaker 1: just doesn't mix with this group.
- 11:56Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Well, I think, you know, Whitney would love from Randon
- 12:01Speaker 2: to come back to mom Talks so they can have
- 12:03Speaker 2: a new villain.
- 12:04Speaker 3: But it's still looking good for her that that's going
- 12:07Speaker 3: to happen.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Do you think that we're going to see a different
- 12:10Speaker 1: side of Whitney this season.
- 12:13Speaker 2: I think Whitney's probably going to be the exact same.
- 12:15Speaker 3: What do you think about Whitney's husband.
- 12:18Speaker 2: I think that they just had a baby and congratulations.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, Yeah that's all you think about him?
- 12:25Speaker 2: Wait between the line, then, Macey, Mikayla dem and Jesse
- 12:28Speaker 2: go to a haunted house together. They do a lot
- 12:31Speaker 2: of activities outside of eating, which is so nice.
- 12:34Speaker 3: Do they ever show them at church? No, they can't
- 12:37Speaker 3: show the church.
- 12:38Speaker 1: They show the outside of the building twenty four times
- 12:40Speaker 1: an episode.
- 12:41Speaker 2: I know, but honestly, but then Michaela is freaking out,
- 12:46Speaker 2: but they make it through. Afterwards, Jesse and to me
- 12:48Speaker 2: get an alcoholic drink, while Macey and Michaelas stick to
- 12:52Speaker 2: their non alcoholic sodas. Which I've had those sodas. I'm obsessed.
- 12:56Speaker 2: What are they? It's called swig and you can make
- 12:59Speaker 2: it to a motel well soda. No, it's just like no,
- 13:03Speaker 2: Swig has its own drive through with all different types
- 13:07Speaker 2: of sodas that you can make any kind of formulation.
- 13:10Speaker 3: You know, Soda girl, Me neither, I know.
- 13:14Speaker 1: I mean I just recently started drinking diet coat, which
- 13:18Speaker 1: I hate myself for it.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Then Taylor's mom. Can we talk about Taylor's mom really quick?
- 13:22Speaker 2: She wants to be a housewife.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Well, she suddenly has a face lift and nose job,
- 13:26Speaker 1: hair extensions, and I'm zempic.
- 13:28Speaker 3: And then says, I want to look like and do
- 13:31Speaker 3: I look younger?
- 13:32Speaker 4: There?
- 13:32Speaker 1: I look younger yeah, like they're starting to look like
- 13:34Speaker 1: the same person clearly. And I don't know that she's
- 13:37Speaker 1: on a zempic. I'm just putting out there because everybody
- 13:38Speaker 1: in the world's on ezempic.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Obviously.
- 13:41Speaker 3: The first season has changed her.
- 13:42Speaker 2: The first No, she was kind of like this the
- 13:45Speaker 2: first season, but now there she's morphing into her daughter.
- 13:50Speaker 2: She's trying to morph and turned doa I know the
- 13:53Speaker 2: first season she's like, no, Taylor, don't do this, Taylor,
- 13:55Speaker 2: You're pissing me off.
- 13:56Speaker 3: And now she's like, hey, Taylor, do I look like you? Okay,
- 14:00Speaker 3: but I got to tell you. I don't want to
- 14:01Speaker 3: hear the word clout ever again. Okay.
- 14:04Speaker 2: But then Taylor wants to walk away from her relationship
- 14:08Speaker 2: with Dakota, but her mom thinks they should try to
- 14:10Speaker 2: fight and work things out for the baby's sake. I mean,
- 14:13Speaker 2: I hear what her mom is saying. I also feel like,
- 14:18Speaker 2: has her mom watched season one?
- 14:20Speaker 1: Her mom didn't want her to be with Dakota in
- 14:22Speaker 1: the very beginning, like her her mom and her stepdad
- 14:24Speaker 1: are like, no, like, you should not be with him,
- 14:27Speaker 1: what are you doing?
- 14:27Speaker 3: Why is he moving in?
- 14:29Speaker 1: But then Taylor admits that she has daddy issues, and
- 14:31Speaker 1: I think that that says.
- 14:33Speaker 3: A lot like your picker's usually off.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Well, I think she has a lot of shame, and
- 14:37Speaker 2: I think when you have a lot of shame, sometimes
- 14:39Speaker 2: you can feel insecure and you can do things that
- 14:41Speaker 2: you wouldn't normally do.
- 14:42Speaker 3: And now she's in over her head.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's like, I met my dad when I
- 14:45Speaker 1: was four and he's like, what's up, kid?
- 14:46Speaker 3: I never saw him again? Yeah, sad.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Then we see Dakota come by to move out all
- 14:51Speaker 2: the things. Dakota admits to deleting text and hiding some truth.
- 14:55Speaker 2: He breaks down in his confessional because he regrets what
- 14:57Speaker 2: he's done. He wants to make this relationship and ship
- 15:00Speaker 2: work for their son, like did he go to the
- 15:02Speaker 2: same school as Jack's on lines to say. Then Jen
- 15:09Speaker 2: and Zach are doing ketamine treatment together. Okay, alcohol no ketamine? Yes, okay?
- 15:17Speaker 2: Can we talk about that? Is that something you need
- 15:19Speaker 2: to do? I mean I think it's let me just
- 15:23Speaker 2: say yes. Someone said in the crowd said yes, but
- 15:28Speaker 2: they chose not to do a couple's therapy.
- 15:30Speaker 3: But they're doing ketamine, and so what they.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Do because they don't want to do the work on
- 15:33Speaker 2: each do do You Take You Back to? It deletes
- 15:37Speaker 2: your past trauma, supposedly trying.
- 15:40Speaker 3: To delete their past relationship, but it's going to come
- 15:44Speaker 3: back every single time, and we're going to see it.
- 15:47Speaker 2: I don't think Zach's changed, just I believe Zach's changed
- 15:50Speaker 2: as much as I believe that Ben Affleck is his cousin.
- 15:53Speaker 3: I'm there with you.
- 15:54Speaker 2: Then, Miranda's hosting a happy hour at her house, complete
- 15:56Speaker 2: with mocktails and a cheeseboard that says Mom Talk, this
- 16:00Speaker 2: is giving. Remember when Denise had an ice sculpture at
- 16:04Speaker 2: her house and it was a diamond? Diamond, no, ma'am.
- 16:07Speaker 3: I mean, and not to manually.
- 16:08Speaker 1: There's enough cheese and croissants to feed like the whole
- 16:11Speaker 1: state of Utah.
- 16:11Speaker 2: Miranda claims her intention in wanting to rejoin Mom Talk
- 16:14Speaker 2: is because she's a single mom and she misses the
- 16:16Speaker 2: friendship she had and she wants to get that bag.
- 16:20Speaker 3: She wants that bag she wants to The villain is
- 16:22Speaker 3: just so happy she didn't know there she's like. But
- 16:26Speaker 3: either way, I love the show so much.
- 16:29Speaker 2: I hope you guys are watching and will continue to
- 16:31Speaker 2: recap the episodes soon