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Hour 3 - Juan the Don · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka Laca. It's our dber three on this Monday
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Speaker 1: President's Day. Your presidential fun fact of the hour, James Earl.
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Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter was the first president to be born in
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Speaker 1: a hospital. How about that, Jimmy Carter? And also the
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Speaker 1: first known president to go on record saying that he
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Speaker 1: had he had a sighting with a UFO. There's a
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Speaker 1: bonus fun fact. Well, Juan Soto, we'll talk some baseball
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Speaker 1: this hour. Juan Soto arrived at Mets camp and says,
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Speaker 1: despite the seven hundred and sixty five million dollar contract,
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Speaker 1: he doesn't have to be the guy with the Mets.
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Speaker 1: Is that fair or foul? Also, after failed offseason trade talks,
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Speaker 1: Cardinals third basement Nolan Aernato says he doesn't envision changing
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Speaker 1: the list of teams he'd accept the trade to. Do
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Speaker 1: you believe him? And we have learned that Yankee slugger
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Speaker 1: Jon Carlos Stanton is uncertain for opening day because of
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Speaker 1: bad elbows. Not one bad elbow, both bad elbows. What's
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Speaker 1: your reaction to this. We'll talk about that and more
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Speaker 1: this hour is from baseball and spring training. Port Saint
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Speaker 1: Lucy is where we will begin. You know, I love
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Speaker 1: That's the ultimate bully pulpit, being the president. But our
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Speaker 1: lead this hour is from baseball. The new King of
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Speaker 1: Queens arrived at Port Saint Lucie over the weekend, and
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Speaker 1: he had a bold decree. A bold decree. Now we're
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Speaker 1: talking about Juan Sotove you didn't see this, and perhaps not.
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Speaker 1: Juan Soto shockingly declared that he does not feel that
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Speaker 1: he has put any extra pressure or there's any extra
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Speaker 1: pressure on him as he arrives with the Mets, the
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Speaker 1: seven hundred and sixty five million dollar man, Juan Soto says, quote,
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Speaker 1: I don't think I have to be the guy, he
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Speaker 1: said over the weekend. I'm not trying to do more
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Speaker 1: than I've done in the past. Soto said, I'm just
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Speaker 1: going to keep being the same guy, try to do
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Speaker 1: the same things I've been doing year after year. Close
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Speaker 1: quote all right, so that is what we call kids
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Speaker 1: the money quote. I think you know that. So that
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Speaker 1: is a not a wowser's, that's a double wausers, double wawsers,
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Speaker 1: double wowser's. All right, So let us discuss the question.
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Speaker 1: One Soda says he does not have to beat the
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Speaker 1: guy with the Mets. Is that fair or foul?
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Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 1: So I've got Marvel Comics, smartphone, and Shawshank Redemption Classic movie,
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Speaker 1: So first of all, this is a foul ball. Foul
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Speaker 1: ball what it is here, be very worried if you
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Speaker 1: are a Metropolitan fan. Now, I've always said, and this
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Speaker 1: is true with One Soda. These massive contracts, you gotta
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Speaker 1: win one world series. One world series. Now Mookie Betts
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Speaker 1: has two with the Dodgers. Otani's got one. So so
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Speaker 1: those contracts are good. Give me if I as a fan,
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Speaker 1: you want one world series. So Soto's got to win
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Speaker 1: at least one World Series with the Mets. That you
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Speaker 1: would argue at that price point seven hundred and sixty
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Speaker 1: five million, he's got to win two, but at least one,
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Speaker 1: at least one on these Mega MEGAMEGA contracts. That's my position,
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Speaker 1: but I would be concerned if I'm a Mets fan.
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Speaker 1: Here's why. When you get a fifteen year contract for
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Speaker 1: seven hundred and sixty five million dead presidents, you by
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Speaker 1: default are the guy, whether you want to be the
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Speaker 1: guy or not the guy. And if you don't think
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Speaker 1: you're the guy, it doesn't matter. Guess what, spoiler alert,
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Speaker 1: you're the guy. You're the guy, all right, Embrace it,
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Speaker 1: enjoy it, Say I am the guy. I'm gonna lead
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Speaker 1: this team to the World Series. I am going to
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Speaker 1: do it. I'm gonna get it done. Because it doesn't
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Speaker 1: matter whether you say it or not. It's that's the
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Speaker 1: way it is. Those are the rules, those are the words.
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Speaker 1: Do not shy away from it. Don't do that, whether
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Speaker 1: or not you want to admit it or not. And
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Speaker 1: it's fine you don't want to admit it. You're a coward.
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Speaker 1: You don't want to admit it, Wan Soda, it doesn't
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Speaker 1: change the dynamic. And I learned this from Marvel Comics
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Speaker 1: in spider Man. With great power comes great responsibility. With
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Speaker 1: a seven hundred and sixty five million dollar contract, cold
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Speaker 1: hard cash, you're the guy. You're the guy. I'm not
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Speaker 1: the guy. You're the guy. I can't be the guy.
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Speaker 1: You're the guy. Okay, Now, when you get the largest
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Speaker 1: contract in professional sports history, you are the locomotive. You're
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Speaker 1: not the box car. You're not the caboose. You're the locomotive. Juju, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're the front of the train. Now. Mets Brass. While
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Speaker 1: Juan Soto was saying I'm not the guy, New York,
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Speaker 1: Mets Brass was pumping their chest out talking about the
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Speaker 1: quote Aura around Juan Sota, which is code for media's scrutiny,
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Speaker 1: and that is a direct reflection of money, money, money,
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Speaker 1: direct reflection money, money money. He signing the deal, Juan
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Speaker 1: Soto declared that New York has been a Mets town
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Speaker 1: for a long time. Remember that quote from a few
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Speaker 1: months back, that the Mets have been in New York.
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Speaker 1: Now has been a Mets town for a long time.
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Speaker 1: That was his quote. And then he said he'll handle
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Speaker 1: all the noise in New York by winning games. Of course,
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Speaker 1: the test of time will be the ultimate thing here
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Speaker 1: and we will keep you abreast as developments warrant Now. Secondly,
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Speaker 1: we go to Saint Louis, the one that you couldn't
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Speaker 1: get rid of, failed, failed the offseason trade talks, the
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Speaker 1: once proud, once successful Saint Louis Cardinals baseball team third
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Speaker 1: baseman Nolan Aernato one point a star for the Colorado
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Speaker 1: Rockies and the Cardinals. Nolan Eronado says he does not
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Speaker 1: envision changing his list of no go on the trade front,
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Speaker 1: and he would not be willing to accept the trade
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Speaker 1: to any other team other than the preferred teams on
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Speaker 1: his wish list. Do you believe leave him after the
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Speaker 1: Cardinals tried to trade him multiple times in the offseason
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Speaker 1: and failed.
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Speaker 3: So?
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Speaker 1: Do I believe Dolan Aeronado? No? No. Do I believe
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Speaker 1: that that's his position in February of twenty twenty five?
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Speaker 2: Yes?
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Speaker 1: Do I believe that things will evolve? Yes?
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Speaker 4: I do.
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Speaker 1: Now, my understanding is that Aeronato has already rejected a
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Speaker 1: trade this offseason. He did not want to play for
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Speaker 1: the cheating as one thousand and two one thousand holes.
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Speaker 1: He said no to the s one thousand and two,
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Speaker 1: one thousand holes. This offseason, which is easy to be
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Speaker 1: bold and strong and all that in the off season
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Speaker 1: because the Astros are going the wrong direction. But let
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Speaker 1: me set a reminder. I want you to do the
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Speaker 1: same thing. Take out your smartphone and set a reminder
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Speaker 1: on the calendar app on your smartphone for early July.
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Speaker 1: Assuming Aeronado stays healthy and doesn't suck at a time
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Speaker 1: he can't suck, then let's check back in early July
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Speaker 1: on Nolan Aeronado, because methinks his position will evolve. The
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Speaker 1: Cardinals will be floundering another mediocre team as of now.
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Speaker 1: As of now, it is believed that Aeronato is only
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Speaker 1: willing to rubber stamp betrayed to the Red Sox who
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Speaker 1: just signed cheating ahole Alex Bregman, the Doyers who don't
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Speaker 1: seem to have any need for Nolan Aernado, the Padres,
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Speaker 1: and the Angels. He Aeronado is a Southern California guy
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Speaker 1: and would like to come back to SoCal and grew
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Speaker 1: up in the OC not far away from I grew up.
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Speaker 1: And the Phillies and the Metropolitans are also on that
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Speaker 1: little short list of Nolan Aeronata. Now, he did play
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Speaker 1: the family card from the bottom of the deck. Aeronato, though,
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Speaker 1: is not a sympathetic figure. He has banked over two
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Speaker 1: hundred and eleven million dollars from Colorado and Saint Louis
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Speaker 1: as a good baseball player. He's got another three years
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Speaker 1: left on his contract, and he's also got thirty six
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Speaker 1: MILLI deferred money that he will be paid out for
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Speaker 1: another twenty years. So he's doing okay. And as we
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Speaker 1: point out all the time, if you have enough money,
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Speaker 1: every single town, every single city in America and really
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Speaker 1: for that matter of the world, has a Beverly Hills
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Speaker 1: part of town. You know what I'm saying. You say, oh,
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Speaker 1: it's terrible here. Well, there's always like the rich part
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Speaker 1: of town. And if you make that kind of money,
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Speaker 1: you live in that part of town. You're not living
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Speaker 1: in a slumlord's place. You're living in a penthouse apartment
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Speaker 1: or a mansion somewhere. So don't matter where you play.
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Speaker 1: The weather's a little better in some places, and you're
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Speaker 1: a little closer to the family, but when you got
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Speaker 1: that kind of money, doesn't really matter. All right. Now,
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Speaker 1: last stop, we head to the Boogie Down Bronx. The Bronx,
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Speaker 1: who the team that self destructed and that beautiful blow
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Speaker 1: up in the World Series. How great was that to
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Speaker 1: see the New York Yankees embarrass themselves in that fifth
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Speaker 1: inning that I will always love and cherish the rest
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Speaker 1: of my life. Again, the Dodgers, well as the Pinstripers,
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Speaker 1: prepare to not win a World Series in twenty twenty
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Speaker 1: five in Florida. We have learned already that Yankees a slugger,
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Speaker 1: Jean Carlos Stanton formerly known as Mike Ston Gen Carlos Stanton,
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Speaker 1: is uncertain and unlikely to be ready for the start
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Speaker 1: of the baseball season opening day because of a elbow injury.
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Speaker 1: Check that elbow injuries, both elbows. What is your reaction
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Speaker 1: to the injury update on John Carlos Stanton. So this
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Speaker 1: is my reaction, is Shawshank redemption? Like remember the scene
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Speaker 1: where Morgan Freeman aka Read there was yawning as they
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Speaker 1: were doing some group therapy in prison. Yeah, my reaction
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Speaker 1: is a yawn and then a stretch, a cartoonish stretch
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Speaker 1: and a yawn. That is my reaction. We had four months,
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Speaker 1: roughly four months. Gian Carlo Stanton did not play from
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Speaker 1: the World Series until the beginning here of spring training
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Speaker 1: and he's still left up four months up. This is
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Speaker 1: Kawhi Leonard, like, this is Anthony Davis, like by gian
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Speaker 1: Carlo Stanton is what it is here now. Gian Carlo
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Speaker 1: is thirty five years young, which in the real world
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Speaker 1: is not that old, but in sports is getting old.
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Speaker 1: And we are told he has chronic tendonitis in not
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Speaker 1: one but both elbows. Essentially it's a tennis elbow on
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Speaker 1: both sides. It's understandable. He won the Aussie Open last year,
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Speaker 1: had a great Wimbledon and now it's understandable that he
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Speaker 1: would have the issue here with these elbows when you
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Speaker 1: play that well on grass and clay courtz it's completely understandable.
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Speaker 1: So gian Carlo has missed two hundred and sixty six
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Speaker 1: out of seven hundred and eight games over the past
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Speaker 1: five years due to various injuries, and he is guaranteed
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Speaker 1: going into the year to miss a minimum of thirty
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Speaker 1: to fifty games. If everything goes right, he'll miss thirty
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Speaker 1: to fifty games. And that's you know what you're getting.
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Speaker 1: You had a few home runs and one I believe
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Speaker 1: the American League ALCS Most Valuable Player award and was
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Speaker 1: part of that New York Yankee Meltdown in the World series.
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Speaker 1: President's Day. I never got to hang out with the president.
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Speaker 1: Who else is living among presidents? Carter's gone? Bush? I guess, yeah,
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Speaker 1: the last Bush guy. Yeah, I'd hang out with him too.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Any president I'd hang out with Georgie. Yeah, it seems
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Speaker 1: like he'd be a fun time. I think he'd be good.
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Speaker 1: I think Clinton be I mean, obviously Clinton's.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Biden. I forgot about Yeah, I forgot about Biden.
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Speaker 1: I mean, he's barely barely with us because he even
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Speaker 1: Mallord Riddle of the day, super Bowl hero Cooper Degene
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Speaker 1: said he suffered battle scars from Blank at the Eagles parade.
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Speaker 1: Super Bowl hero Cooper Degene said he suffered bad scars
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Speaker 1: the Mallard riddle of the day. Super Bowl hero Cooper
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Speaker 1: dejen said he suffered battle scars from Blank at the
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Speaker 1: Eagles parade. Battle scars from Blank at the Eagles parade.
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Speaker 1: That is the malor riddle of the day. And let's
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Speaker 1: hear Donkey Sausage said a whiffle bat rap with bubble
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Speaker 1: wrap lego bricks from mister niceguy. But mister nice guy
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Speaker 1: is all about the legos. Alf the Alien opinter says
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Speaker 1: he suffered battle scars from a trip to the waffle
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Speaker 1: house for breakfast before the parade. Before the parade? Who
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Speaker 1: else do we? I mean, do they have waffle house
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Speaker 1: in Philadelphia?
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Speaker 4: I feel like everywhere should have a waffle.
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Speaker 1: Well, no, it's say more of a Southern thing. But
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Speaker 1: I've been to Philly and I don't remember seeing it
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Speaker 1: was years ago. I don't remember seeing a waffle house
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Speaker 1: in Philadelphia. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, says a super fan,
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Speaker 1: Iowa Sam is the anti oh Iowa Sam was at
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Speaker 1: that corky thing. Huh according to this photo from me,
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Speaker 1: is that true?
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Speaker 4: He looks like a corky Well.
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Speaker 1: No, I think Finley there was a corky race at
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Speaker 1: Santa Anita park I was just talking about this. I
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Speaker 1: was there. I have no idea.
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Speaker 6: There's a photo of him holding a corky. Oh jeez,
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Speaker 6: I mean Sam would be the type two on Twitter. Well, yeah,
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Speaker 6: Heke just sent the photo to me. Yeah, he put
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Speaker 6: me in. I'm not you, but it's right there. Ike
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Speaker 6: and Roseville.
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Speaker 1: So yeah, he's holding the court. That's a fat corky too.
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Speaker 1: That's a big, fat corky man. How much did this
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Speaker 1: cost to put this thing together? Do they have a
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Speaker 1: bulldog race? I don't know? All right, Asher says, my
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Speaker 1: wife is the answer from Alf telling him fun facts
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Speaker 1: from King Roy? That's his answer.
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Speaker 4: That's a fat corky, right. That is a big.
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Speaker 1: That's a big effort right there. That's a How does
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Speaker 1: that dog race? Dogs? Racing? Video of the race that
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Speaker 1: did not win? Yeah? Where did it finish in the
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Speaker 1: top five?
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Speaker 3: No?
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Speaker 1: Probably?
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Speaker 4: How many dogs?
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Speaker 1: Wow? Don't you have to get in shape to race?
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Speaker 1: That's not dogs in shape?
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Speaker 4: Fendley posted a video of the race.
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Speaker 1: There are ten competitors, yeah, in which one did his dog?
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Speaker 1: Which spout? Did his dog? Let me guess I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: go eighth.
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Speaker 4: Let's see here, I like how it describes him as
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Speaker 4: his thundering Frankfurter.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, listening to live coverage here as Coop watches video,
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Speaker 1: You're right it was. How did I didn't know? I
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Speaker 1: got right?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: All right, I'm psychic. Hey, I am a distant Roadsidas
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Speaker 1: and friend of Nostradina's good job, Ben, thank you, ferg
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Speaker 1: Dog says from looking at Howie Rosman's ballooned out forehead. Ye,
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Speaker 1: Lady Siburn says. Battle scars from crop dusting the entire
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Speaker 1: Chiefs offense as he scampered into the end zone. Who
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Speaker 1: else we have page Data's the Mallard riddle of the day.
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Speaker 1: I forty ian says he suffered battle scars from seeing
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Speaker 1: little Fats at the Eagles parade from all the Penis
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Speaker 1: pictures Robbie the Mariner fans sent Tim. That's from Justin
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Speaker 1: in Cincinnati by avoiding super fan Iowa, Sam, Let's see here.
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Speaker 1: Who else you have page down? Suffered from going out
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Speaker 1: in a town called Salt Lake City. That's from j
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Speaker 1: Dot in Utah. Who's still not called us and give
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Speaker 1: us giving us a criminal update? Who else you have
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Speaker 1: page down? I can't read that on the air from
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Speaker 1: people throwing batteries Chris and Kent Washington. All right, Lorraine, Oh,
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Speaker 1: here's the mallor riddle of the day. A Super Bowl
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Speaker 1: hero Cooper Degene said he suffered a battle scars from
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Speaker 1: blank at the Eagle Parade.
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Speaker 4: Well, if he's anything like me, he's he got battlescars
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Speaker 4: from being hit by a bicycle by a bicycle walking
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Speaker 4: the parade route.
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Speaker 1: You got hit by a bicycle, Yeah, battle scars. When
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Speaker 1: did that happen?
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Speaker 4: I was nine?
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Speaker 1: Oh you were nine.
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Speaker 4: Okay, it scared me.
20:53
Speaker 1: I understand. I understand here you are grown woman, and
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Speaker 1: you're still all right. Anyway, The correct answer, Cooper Dejeene's
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Speaker 1: that he suffered battlescars from an oversized bud light chain.
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Speaker 1: That he was wearing a can of bud light chain
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Speaker 1: all blinged out at the Eagle Parade. There you go. Now,
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Speaker 1: we had a great SoundBite that I sent Coop over
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Speaker 1: the weekend that I was going to play, but we're
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Speaker 1: not going to play it because of the no fun
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Speaker 1: police that work here at the company.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, So there was a sound bite that I wanted
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Speaker 1: to play of live TV coverage of the Eagle Parade
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Speaker 1: and pretty much every egle player while they were giving
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Speaker 1: their speeches, cursed on live television in Philadelphia. So every
21:37
Speaker 1: single time there's a clip that was sent to me,
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Speaker 1: and every single time these guys cursed, the TV guy
21:43
Speaker 1: got up. That happened again. I'm sorry, We apologize for
21:46
Speaker 1: the language. And it was really hilarious, and so I
21:49
Speaker 1: was like, well, we'll play it, just but let's hear
21:51
Speaker 1: the beginning part of it, like it was an F
21:53
Speaker 1: you know, and they cut it off. You know, you
21:54
Speaker 1: don't know what they're saying. Maybe they're saying fun you
21:56
Speaker 1: don't know they're saying the other version of the F word.
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Speaker 1: And so I said, oh, we'll play this, and I
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Speaker 1: set this in and then Coop said he sent me
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Speaker 1: a reaction and one guy in particular, who I will
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Speaker 1: not name, who I'm ashamed of. I thought this person
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Speaker 1: was better than that really was, you know, put the
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Speaker 1: foot down guy and very disappointing, very disappointing at that.
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Speaker 4: So you don't want me to play this sound no.
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Speaker 1: Because it's not funny. The only reason it's funny is
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Speaker 1: because of the hearing the words. If you bleep out
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Speaker 1: all of the words, it loses the comedic value. So
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Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I do wish that we
22:35
Speaker 1: should let the listener to sign no, no, trust me.
22:38
Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 4: How about we play it and then dump it and
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Speaker 4: they have to go to the podcast.
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Speaker 1: Well, oh, you want to play the one with the F.
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Speaker 1: I'd be fine with that, but I don't think we'd
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Speaker 1: run out of dumb So that's the problem. They cursed
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Speaker 1: every other Every other word was the F F this,
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Speaker 1: and you know the whole thing.
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Speaker 4: My timing would have to be precise.
22:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too dangerous. Yeah, we only have a certain number.
22:59
Speaker 1: We have a fine amount of dumps, and then we're
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Speaker 1: out of dumps. And then we got to take a
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Speaker 1: dump because we out of dumps, and so we have
23:04
Speaker 1: to go actually take a dump to get more dumps.
23:07
Speaker 1: So fascinating. But we do have the mayor. Do we
23:08
Speaker 1: have the mayor? Maybe we can play the mayor? So
23:11
Speaker 1: the mayor screwed up again? Miss mayor. Now she's the
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Speaker 1: woman that tried to do the eagle chant. Remember the
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Speaker 1: eagle chant? And she we have that eagle chant. Go birds.
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Speaker 1: She screwed this up.
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Speaker 2: Member.
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Speaker 1: This was after the the Ram game, before the Commander's
23:25
Speaker 1: playoff game for Washington.
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Speaker 3: You will say me ow me, me me. No, let's
23:35
Speaker 3: go Bert.
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Speaker 1: Let's go Bert. That really makes the bite. Let's go Bert.
23:38
Speaker 1: So miss mayor, of course, because there's one person you
23:40
Speaker 1: want to hear when you're drunk at a championship paradus
23:42
Speaker 1: from the mayor. So the mayor got up there again
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Speaker 1: and she as well, she did it yet again, take
23:47
Speaker 1: a list.
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Speaker 7: Reminded us all through their excellence that nothing is possible when.
23:53
Speaker 4: We work together as a team. Yeah, she's gotta be dyslexic.
23:59
Speaker 1: How great is play that? Again? Listen close to This
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Speaker 1: is the mayor of one of the great cities in America.
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Speaker 1: Granted politically it's messed up, but here's the mayor of Philadelphia.
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Speaker 1: Take a us.
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Speaker 7: Reminded us all through their excellence that nothing is possible
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Speaker 7: when we work together.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, as a team, nothing is possible. We all work together.
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Speaker 1: That's my mantra, all right, So Lorain and you know
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Speaker 1: what you gotta save that. That's a drop. Now we'll
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Speaker 1: keep that out of context. Drop the mayor of Philadelphia.
24:26
Speaker 1: We're getting more good stuff from the mayor. Way to go,
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Speaker 1: miss mayor. Outstanding job, wonderful. Let's go to the phones
24:33
Speaker 1: and we'll say on the international line. Let's go to
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Speaker 1: Hank in Tokyo. Hello Hank, Welcome, Hey Ben.
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Speaker 8: Sorry for the sporto question, but I genuinely couldn't pick
24:45
Speaker 8: it up from your monoloup. Why does no one or
24:50
Speaker 8: why would the Saint Louis Cardinals trade no one?
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Speaker 1: Are not a cause. The Cardinals are paying him a
24:57
Speaker 1: lot of money and he's in older play and they're
25:01
Speaker 1: not going to be competitive, and that would be why
25:04
Speaker 1: they would trade Nolan Aeronado.
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Speaker 3: So it's just buyer's remorse.
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Speaker 1: Well, they knew when they knew, when they got him,
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Speaker 1: he was at the point where in a couple of
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Speaker 1: years he was going to be old where the Cardinals
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Speaker 1: are not competitive right now, and Aeronato is almost thirty four.
25:20
Speaker 1: I think he turns thirty four early in the season,
25:22
Speaker 1: so he's an older player and his numbers have gone
25:26
Speaker 1: down the last three years. He's not nearly as impactful
25:29
Speaker 1: as he had been. It's a good name, though he's
25:32
Speaker 1: not He wasn't an All Star last year. He's not
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Speaker 1: quite as good as he was defensively.
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Speaker 8: So that's why, Okay, remind me, how does the MLB
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Speaker 8: rules work? Can they trade a player, and the Cardinals
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Speaker 8: pay part of the salary, and the.
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Speaker 3: And the other party also pick up part of the salary.
25:52
Speaker 8: Or how does that work in baseball?
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Speaker 1: I think you can send money in trades. I believe
25:57
Speaker 1: you can pay some of the money. That does happen.
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Speaker 1: But Aarontald's got a no trade clause, so he's limited
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Speaker 1: on where he can be traded to. That's he'd have
26:06
Speaker 1: to wave it.
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Speaker 8: Those parties to qualify for his no trade or that
26:11
Speaker 8: Ben would say yes to.
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Speaker 3: Could could do a deal with where it's a subsidized trade.
26:17
Speaker 2: It's not just oh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly. But usually what happened, as you know, Hank,
26:23
Speaker 1: these teams when they make a trade like that, they're like, well,
26:25
Speaker 1: if we pay the salary, we're not going to give
26:27
Speaker 1: you as good a return because we're paying the salary,
26:30
Speaker 1: so we're not going to give you, you know, top suspects
26:33
Speaker 1: or whatever. So I'll get you a heart old sports
26:37
Speaker 1: question from Hank and Tokyo. You're losing your way, I
26:41
Speaker 1: know from the top rope the atomic elbow go away.
26:46
Speaker 1: Let's go to angry Bill. Who's next? Hello, angry Bill.
26:51
Speaker 2: How's everybody doing?
26:52
Speaker 3: Then?
26:53
Speaker 2: I hate to switch over to baseball. But your basketball
26:56
Speaker 2: stuff I just can't handle anymore. Why don't you write
27:02
Speaker 2: a book? Then you got to.
27:04
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. I was working on that, and
27:07
Speaker 1: I think that's stalled. Though.
27:09
Speaker 2: Let me finish just on just how dysfunctional teams are,
27:15
Speaker 2: specifically the Yankees, to hand out a eighteen million dollar
27:20
Speaker 2: a year, three year contract to this pitcher that don't
27:22
Speaker 2: want to pitch in the bullen got great is that
27:26
Speaker 2: they had a first base when they had to get
27:27
Speaker 2: rid of because he got just too old. He could run,
27:30
Speaker 2: you know, he couldn't go over and cover first base.
27:34
Speaker 2: And then you have you have people like this playing
27:38
Speaker 2: and nobody's ripping apart. These disfunctional general managers and owners
27:44
Speaker 2: of the Yankees. How pathetic they are. They couldn't develop
27:48
Speaker 2: a new player or a good player for nothing they.
27:52
Speaker 1: Keep I think you were vague. I think you're You
27:56
Speaker 1: should name the guilty party. You're talking about Marcus stroman
28:00
Speaker 1: pitcher who has drawn a line in the sand and
28:02
Speaker 1: said that he's only willing to start and he will
28:05
Speaker 1: not go to the bullpen, that he will not even
28:09
Speaker 1: though he's being paid a lot of money. He would
28:12
Speaker 1: rather be traded or not pitch at all than go
28:15
Speaker 1: to the bullpen. That he does not you know, that attitude.
28:18
Speaker 1: You just do whatever it takes and all that. That's
28:20
Speaker 1: not his attitude.
28:21
Speaker 2: But who had the blind brain set three years ago
28:25
Speaker 2: to get eighteen million dollars a year?
28:27
Speaker 1: Come on, well, that's the that's the going rate though,
28:30
Speaker 1: of starting pitchers in baseball, that is, that's that's the
28:33
Speaker 1: going rate. How ridiculous is that for a guy like Stroman,
28:36
Speaker 1: that's the going rate.
28:38
Speaker 2: He's not even a five hundred pitcher. Okay, And I
28:41
Speaker 2: don't mind, don't mind the guy, but you gotta put him,
28:43
Speaker 2: you know, way back in the starting rotation, whatever you're
28:46
Speaker 2: gonna do. He's always had an attitude problem. And they
28:49
Speaker 2: go ahead and give him that kind of money, and
28:51
Speaker 2: then they want to complain that he's not going to
28:53
Speaker 2: do what they want. They're the ones that's what the
28:56
Speaker 2: problem is, not him. He's controlling the situation right now.
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Speaker 2: Eventually he might get traded whatever. But the Yankees are
29:03
Speaker 2: so dysfunctional they can't bring up players and keep them
29:08
Speaker 2: and develop them. They hand money out like it's nothing,
29:11
Speaker 2: and then they want to complain about don't complain pay
29:13
Speaker 2: them off. Same thing like with Aaron Rodgers. They paid
29:16
Speaker 2: them off. They pay off these people. They are going
29:18
Speaker 2: to be like that and they want to keep going
29:21
Speaker 2: and going and going and there, and they're sitting there
29:24
Speaker 2: in the front office and they're a bunch of bozos.
29:27
Speaker 2: There's no other way to put it. Cashman, the Steinbrenner
29:31
Speaker 2: Poinky Twin brothers. It's it's unbelievable the way they are
29:37
Speaker 2: so stupid, and it goes on and on, and who
29:41
Speaker 2: would think this superstar is going to have two bad elbows.
29:44
Speaker 2: They weren't checking out the elbows in October when the
29:46
Speaker 2: season was over. Now they get the spring training one
29:49
Speaker 2: week and they're saying he's got bad elbows. You've got
29:52
Speaker 2: to be kidding me. I mean, it's just so stupid
29:56
Speaker 2: how things get run and it annoys the crap out
30:00
Speaker 2: of me. Annoying.
30:03
Speaker 1: I like the fact that you're annoyed by that. But
30:06
Speaker 1: that's good for my business. If everyone did everything right,
30:08
Speaker 1: I would have no show. How boring would that person?
30:11
Speaker 2: The smartest person on the face of the euro there
30:13
Speaker 2: is justin Tucker. How can you could move the sheets
30:16
Speaker 2: with his penis?
30:19
Speaker 1: He's like he's like Houdini, who knew.
30:23
Speaker 2: He smarter than could be.
30:27
Speaker 1: If you were famous, angry Bill, how many massage therapists
30:30
Speaker 1: would have accusations against you over under? I don't know
30:33
Speaker 1: a hundred.
30:34
Speaker 2: Oh my God, give me, I can't believe now this.
30:46
Speaker 2: I looked up his wife. This white is a very
30:48
Speaker 2: sweet young lady.
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Speaker 1: She's a lovely lady, and my apologies to her, I
30:52
Speaker 1: don't enjoy.
30:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she's gonna have to decide money or
30:57
Speaker 2: seeing that she's seen the sheet move a couple.
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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, all right, thank you, all right,
31:04
Speaker 1: go ye? Well, the Deshaan Watson's girlfriend stay with him
31:08
Speaker 1: in the middle of all that, I think so. I
31:11
Speaker 1: think the lady that he was with stayed with him
31:13
Speaker 1: when all the massage therapists were Listen.
31:16
Speaker 4: You can't just leave because your guy makes extreme eye
31:19
Speaker 4: contact with his massage therapist.
31:21
Speaker 1: What kind of man does that?
31:23
Speaker 6: Well, look, the girlfriend hadn't locked anything down yet.
31:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got in the bag yet. Yeah, you gotta
31:29
Speaker 1: get the bag. The wife can leave because she's got
31:32
Speaker 1: the bag. Yepho. There might be a prenup. Yeah, that's true.
31:35
Speaker 1: Do kickers get prenups? Do they give out prenups. If
31:37
Speaker 1: you're a kicker, I don't know how long have they
31:40
Speaker 1: been married? At twenty fifteen? When did he? I think?
31:44
Speaker 1: But right around that time, So it's been been a minute.
31:49
Speaker 1: Justin Tucker there the Ravens kicker seven more woman is
31:52
Speaker 1: up to sixteen?
31:52
Speaker 4: Normal guy? Is he in front of a cross?
31:54
Speaker 1: Is he saying very religious man?
31:56
Speaker 3: Yeah?
31:57
Speaker 1: Yes, may have got absolutely are the ones you have
32:01
Speaker 1: to look out for. Let's say hello to Dale in Miskegean.
32:04
Speaker 1: We haven't heard from Dale in a minute. Hello Dale
32:07
Speaker 1: and Moskeigan. Welcome.
32:09
Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, Ben. Hey, I call in from the
32:11
Speaker 3: Skige and wish today was breaking news, break news. I mean,
32:16
Speaker 3: this is off the press. My sources have just told
32:20
Speaker 3: me that nobody gives a crap about the NBA author uh.
32:24
Speaker 3: And then and while I was waiting, I received the
32:26
Speaker 3: more breaking is apparently there was some kind of audible
32:29
Speaker 3: bial race where everybody turned left, and also nobody cared about.
32:33
Speaker 3: I got some phone calls from my friends in the
32:36
Speaker 3: Mystery Department recrections. They rioted years ago so they could
32:39
Speaker 3: get all my power, and now they are not rioting
32:43
Speaker 3: to shut it off because the show is so pooring
32:44
Speaker 3: me you talk about NBA, NASCAR and baseball. People are
32:48
Speaker 3: fury affairs, stabbing themselves in the throats. Right now, I'm
32:54
Speaker 3: calling to tell you save the show. Talk about anything
32:59
Speaker 3: else besides the A and NASCAR and ull in themselves.
33:05
Speaker 3: What they're smuggled in cell phones that they brought him
33:07
Speaker 3: in their beat holes, and they will call in with
33:11
Speaker 3: stinky breaths from those phones and praise you.
33:14
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we don't want upset the boys in prison,
33:17
Speaker 1: So gentlemen, we will next hour all football, all the
33:20
Speaker 1: all the time, all football boys, all football.
33:22
Speaker 3: There we go, there we go. And so you know
33:25
Speaker 3: these guys, you know, so of my guys are they're
33:28
Speaker 3: never coming home and and and be thankful because they're
33:30
Speaker 3: very upset about all this. Some kind of like pretend
33:36
Speaker 3: like an All Star game is what I've My sources
33:39
Speaker 3: have told me that some stupid pretend sport they made
33:45
Speaker 3: up for All Star weekend, just like football. But yeah, yeah,
33:49
Speaker 3: now they're playing like, you know, very feminine ways of playing.
33:54
Speaker 3: I don't know what.
33:55
Speaker 1: Well, first to forty is what they did.
33:58
Speaker 2: First forty.
33:59
Speaker 3: We used to do that when we were like thirteen,
34:01
Speaker 3: Play first two in the front yard.
34:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so maybe maybe you know.
34:06
Speaker 3: Have fifty out sign up and try to get on
34:09
Speaker 3: there and see if I can get in.
34:10
Speaker 1: Maybe all right, oh yeah, maybe an hour, fourteen year old.
34:13
Speaker 1: We don't want to offend any of the lifetime people
34:15
Speaker 1: have the lifetime sentence there at the Gray Bar Hotel.
34:18
Speaker 1: We did not want to offend them.
34:20
Speaker 3: So please and thank you for taking the call. You know,
34:22
Speaker 3: I love the show man.
34:22
Speaker 1: All right, love you too. Thank you.
34:24
Speaker 2: Dale.
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Speaker 1: Be safe out there, Dale. This is the great deal.
34:26
Speaker 1: All right, it is the Ben Mahlor Show. As we
34:29
Speaker 1: are rolling through the overnight, you see a couple guys
34:32
Speaker 1: got fine for celebrating during the Super Bowl. Jaylic Hunt
34:38
Speaker 1: of the Eagles was fined five thousand, six hundred and
34:41
Speaker 1: ninety dollars for unsportsmanlike conduct. He did a bow and
34:45
Speaker 1: arrow celebration. Milton Williams was fined over fourteen thousand dollars
34:50
Speaker 1: for unsportsmanlike conduct. He dunked on the goalpost that cost
34:54
Speaker 1: him fourteen grade. Yeah, did you guys, did none of
34:56
Speaker 1: you watch the All Star Game?
34:57
Speaker 4: Right, I'll tell you watch a little bit of it.
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Speaker 1: Did you watch any of the All Star Game in
35:02
Speaker 1: the NBA? Not a single second Okay, I don't want
35:04
Speaker 1: to offend Dale and Muskegan or the boys in prison,
35:07
Speaker 1: but I think Steph Curry is gonna be fine because
35:12
Speaker 1: Steph Curry. I think maybe I saw this wrong, but
35:15
Speaker 1: I swear I saw this, and tell me if anybody
35:17
Speaker 1: else saw this. So he won the All Star Game MVP.
35:21
Speaker 1: He then he was like joking around with Kevin Hart
35:23
Speaker 1: who was behind him, and some other people, and it
35:26
Speaker 1: appeared that he put the trophy down in his groin
35:29
Speaker 1: area as a fallus, that he was holding it up
35:32
Speaker 1: making a like a penis joke right after he won
35:36
Speaker 1: the Kobe Bryant MVP award. But I don't know that
35:38
Speaker 1: I actually saw that. I thought I saw it. I
35:41
Speaker 1: don't know if that's fine worthy. But it was right
35:43
Speaker 1: behind Commissioner Adam Silver and stuff, like he was standing
35:46
Speaker 1: out of the background and he had won the award.
35:48
Speaker 1: He gave a little speech, and then he was in
35:50
Speaker 1: the back and Kevin Hart and those guys were there,
35:52
Speaker 1: and he held the trophy to his groin region like
35:55
Speaker 1: it was like a rhinos penis or something like that.
35:58
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36:01
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Speaker 1: We're giving advice here on how to make All Star
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Speaker 1: Games watchable events again. You're live on the air when
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Speaker 1: you hear my voice. Hello, Line three, you're on the
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Speaker 1: Airline three, Hello.
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Speaker 2: All charity should be done anonymously. I just donated fifty
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Speaker 2: bucks a weed man, and you don't hear me bragging
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Speaker 2: about it?
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Speaker 1: How dare you berg dog? And I know you didn't.
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Speaker 1: I know you didn't. Line let's go to line six.
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Speaker 1: We'll jump over to line six. It's the intent advice
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Speaker 1: line to make All Star Games great again. Hello, line
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Speaker 1: number six, Yeah, morning time. Let's let the college champion
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Speaker 1: play the pro champions there when they kind of did
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Speaker 1: that in the NBA they had the future Star is
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Speaker 1: playing and people are ripping that. Hello. Line one, you're
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Speaker 1: on the air. We're giving advice to make All Star
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Speaker 1: Games great again. Okay, line sounded like poppy. I think
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Speaker 1: Line two. Hello, Line two, you're on the air. Line two.
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Speaker 1: Line two is not paying attention. We're going to line three.
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Speaker 1: A vast volume of calls here. Line three, advice. I'm
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Speaker 1: making All Star Games great again. Hello, Line three.
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Speaker 5: Commissioners need Jason Gianvimbuster.
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Speaker 1: Okay, get that slumpbluster. Line number four. Hello, line four, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we'll get you one right away, sir. Line five, you're
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Speaker 1: on the airline five. Hello. Line five is not paying attention.
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Speaker 1: We're going to line six. Advice to make All Star
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Speaker 1: Games great again? Line number six. Play the game, Play
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Speaker 1: the game. Okay, very deep commentary. Line one, your back.
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Speaker 1: It's the Instant of Ice line. We're asking the great,
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Speaker 1: unwashed and unscientific poll how to make All Star Games
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Speaker 1: grant again. At eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Hello,
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Speaker 1: Line one, Oh, that's not the original pokey pokey pokey guay,
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Speaker 1: that's an invitation. Line two. You're on the airline two.
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Speaker 8: Go can you send some of those hot pizzas from
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Speaker 8: Ben's Pizzeria?
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fun time, Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Rick.
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Speaker 1: Pizza came out pretty good, actually not bad. I would
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Speaker 1: do one more, only one more of it's good. I'll
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Speaker 1: take credit and not I'll blame the cop. Final call,
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Speaker 1: Instant of Ice line, I'm making the All Star Game
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Speaker 1: great again. Line six, Line number six, final call. You're
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Speaker 1: on the airline six. Oh your phone cut off? Line six, Oh, no,
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Speaker 1: should have gone Line three, unfortunate ending