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Johnjay's window covering is offensive after 20 years in his house · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I'm on my Instagram interacting. There's a post I made
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  Speaker 1: this morning. It's something every morning when I leave the house.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm in the kitchen in the morning and I
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  Speaker 1: see something above our window. And it's been bothering me
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  Speaker 1: for a couple of years. And maybe it's because my
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  Speaker 1: wife's out of town right now, but this morning it
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  Speaker 1: really bothered me. So I recorded it and put it
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  Speaker 1: on my Instagram this morning, and and I'm interacting with
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  Speaker 1: people right now. If you guys get a chance, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I called it a veranda, but it's not a veranda.
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  Speaker 1: What's the thing in your mind when you have your
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  Speaker 1: windows and then there's a thing on top.
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  Speaker 2: A cornice.
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  Speaker 3: Inside or outside inside?
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that a bird? I see food?
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  Speaker 2: I thought they called it a cornis, like it's like
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  Speaker 2: it's like it hides the drapes, like underneath it or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But it's above.
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  Speaker 4: I've never heard that name.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a square triangle.
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  Speaker 1: If you look on my Instagram, you'll see what it
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  Speaker 1: is that's called. So it's where the curtains are underneath it.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard cornis before. I heard another.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm pretty yeah, maybe it.
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  Speaker 1: Is called a cornis, but that's not what I heard.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling it something else. But anyway, the design on
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  Speaker 1: the cornice is scary, and every time I see it
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  Speaker 1: it freaks me out.
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  Speaker 4: In the morning. It's like the last image I have
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  Speaker 4: before I pull out of my garage.
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  Speaker 3: But it does kind of look like little aliens.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it's like, aliens. And it's whatever it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's not, it's not there's another word, veranda. It's not veranda.
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  Speaker 2: A vestibule.
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  Speaker 4: No, not a vestibule. Do you guys know?
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  Speaker 2: Can you?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: It's wayns coating. Those are all the home terms I know, waynscoating.
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  Speaker 4: Actually that's not even the important part of the things.
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  Speaker 4: There's this scary valance. That's it. Valance, that's it balance.
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  Speaker 3: Now you can move forward.
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  Speaker 1: Yes on the valance in my kitchen. The design looks
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  Speaker 1: like scary aliens. So I post the video and I'm
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  Speaker 1: interacting back and forth right now, Well, how's husband just
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  Speaker 1: chext me balance?
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  Speaker 4: Balance? Thanks? Fish? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, my wife's out of town, and that's why I
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  Speaker 1: was eating last night. I had cheese for dinner, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and I had a couple of swoops peanut butter.
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  Speaker 4: But she went this.
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  Speaker 1: She's in San Diego because my son Kemp, who lives
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  Speaker 1: in Hawaii, has a game tonight in San Diego. I
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  Speaker 1: will watch it on TV, but she wants to be
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  Speaker 1: at all the games because show tomorrow. So she lands
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  Speaker 1: and she calls me and she's like, you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: believe what just happened on this flight, Like what this
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  Speaker 1: guy was hitting on me the whole flight. Wouldn't me
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  Speaker 1: hit on you? She asked if he wanted help with
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  Speaker 1: my bag? If I wanted help with my bag, She
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  Speaker 1: asked me where I was staying, and then he offered
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  Speaker 1: me doritos, and I go, sounds like a nice guy.
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  Speaker 1: You're a little jealous about that. He's being play Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then she was like all bothered by it?
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  Speaker 4: Carlo, what's up, fellow the world? You're looking for valence.
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  Speaker 1: Not valance? Valence? Okay, thanks Carlos. I thought a bird
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  Speaker 1: cornice head.
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  Speaker 5: The terms are interchangeable kind of, but maybe they're maybe
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  Speaker 5: the ones that are more designing.
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  Speaker 2: You went to cordus, you went to valance, Sir, a
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  Speaker 2: balance with evil looking aliens of it.
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  Speaker 1: We do not have turkey tonight. We're serving cornice hands.
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  Speaker 1: So my text message is all balance. Balance. It's a
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  Speaker 1: balance that covers the curtain rod. Okay, that's what somebody
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  Speaker 1: says here. Anyway, that's not the point is.
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  Speaker 5: Cornices are rigid wood framed, box like structures, all usually
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  Speaker 5: upholstered in fabric. Valances are soft, flexible fabric treatments.
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  Speaker 1: Over the valances. My wife uses the word balance. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I've heard the name. I thought it was veranda.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know what a veranda is,
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  Speaker 4: except I know that's paint.
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  Speaker 2: She was on the veranda.
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  Speaker 4: Know I'm learning.
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  Speaker 1: Things this morning, so you go check it out on
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  Speaker 1: my Instagram, which is not what I was planning on
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  Speaker 1: talking about here, talking about.
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  Speaker 4: My wife can't get on jo J Vans the balance.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get jealous of that. As she feels like
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  Speaker 2: some he's making a move on her, you don't go,
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  Speaker 2: what's this guy's name? You don't get all. You don't
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  Speaker 2: get fired up at all.
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  Speaker 1: If she was to say, anyway, I'm meeting you for
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  Speaker 1: dinner tonight, he.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't get jealous. Remember that guy that was like bringing
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  Speaker 3: four hours.
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  Speaker 4: This life hack.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of talked about it a little bit on
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  Speaker 1: the air the other day, but I bought two pairs
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  Speaker 1: of sunglasses or glasses. May of the are sunglasses, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call them light glasses. There's you wear one
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  Speaker 1: in the daytime. It's they're yellow and they protect your
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  Speaker 1: eyes from something, right, which I've had before in the
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  Speaker 1: studio before. I protect your eyes from all all these
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  Speaker 1: lenses around here and the camera screens and computer screens on.
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  Speaker 1: But the other pair I've never had before. They're like
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  Speaker 1: this dark red. I don't know the color they are.
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  Speaker 1: They're not red.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, I don't know what color they are. They're
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  Speaker 4: dark red.
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  Speaker 1: And if you wear them two to three hours before
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  Speaker 1: you go to sleep at night, they're supposed to help
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  Speaker 1: you sleep.
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  Speaker 4: So I wonder what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I wore them the other night. I went to bed
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  Speaker 1: kind of later than normal, and I just put them on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think I told you guys. My wife takes forever
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  Speaker 1: to get ready for bed. So I got in bed
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  Speaker 1: and I put them on, and I'm in bed with
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  Speaker 1: these suddenlasses on because she's take it forever, right, So
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  Speaker 1: then she comes to bed, Then I turn off light,
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  Speaker 1: then I take them off, and then I put all
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  Speaker 1: my contraptions on because I got sleep at MEA and
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  Speaker 1: I had a pretty good sleep score that night.
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  Speaker 4: But she's gone. Last night, she's gone.
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  Speaker 1: So I put them on three hours, two hours, two
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  Speaker 1: and a half hours before bed. So I was watching
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  Speaker 1: TV with I'm almost done with fifty six days now.
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  Speaker 1: When you put these glasses on and you walk around
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  Speaker 1: the house, they're so dark. I can't it's like a
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  Speaker 1: blind person. I can almost not see anything. It's when
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  Speaker 1: I look at my phone, it's it's a bright pink
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  Speaker 1: I can't really see anything on my phone. And then
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching TV. Everything looks like a flashback episode and
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  Speaker 1: it's dark.
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  Speaker 2: I can't that's all like a Patina screen. It all
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  Speaker 2: looks like the beginning of Wizard of Us.
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  Speaker 1: It's terrible, and I wanted to I wanted to watch
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching fifty six Days and I think I'm at
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  Speaker 1: the last episode and it's getting really good.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how far you're a Kyle, how far
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  Speaker 4: are you in FI.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just like, at the beginning of episode three or
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  Speaker 5: the end of episode two, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Really really good, and there's a there's it's just it's
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  Speaker 1: a really good storyline. You really start to feel for
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  Speaker 1: these people. But I'm also watching it with a dark
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  Speaker 1: pink lens now, so I'm like, am I messing this up?
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  Speaker 1: Like shut So I don't want to take off the
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  Speaker 1: glasses until until I have to. So I finally went
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  Speaker 1: to bed last night and I and I turn off
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  Speaker 1: the lights and I take off the glasses and I
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  Speaker 1: had a pretty damn good sleep at an eighty seven
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  Speaker 1: sleep score on my on my sleep eight Mattress on
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  Speaker 1: my whoop, not my whoop, my ore ring gave me
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  Speaker 1: eighty four, which is still good.
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  Speaker 3: You've got three things?
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  Speaker 1: No, I got four things. I got the woof too,
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  Speaker 1: I got the loop I have I've checked my whoop.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't competing for the best score.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to see which was very accurate?
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  Speaker 2: So why not? If so, I assume what it's doing
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  Speaker 2: is it's making sure the light doesn't wake up your
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  Speaker 2: brain is probably what it's doing. I assume the lights
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  Speaker 2: on the TV.
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  Speaker 1: I got I saw, I saw an Instagram guy talk
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  Speaker 1: about it, so I bottom.
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  Speaker 2: So why not just turn off the lights of your
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  Speaker 2: house and not walk around with all the lights on
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  Speaker 2: so that your brain gets used to going to sleep?
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  Speaker 5: Er?
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  Speaker 1: We still got the TV light on? No, I just
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  Speaker 1: watch the TV. You still got the phone. You're still
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  Speaker 1: looking at your phone. I still looked at my phone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm home.
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  Speaker 4: I'm assuming it protected me from my phone. It was
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  Speaker 4: just sleep score payton.
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  Speaker 7: My SIP score was seventy eight last night.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, And what do you think? How do you think
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  Speaker 4: that is for you on like.
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  Speaker 7: A work night. I feel like that's actually pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so too.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There was a time where I would get in the
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  Speaker 1: sixties and I would think that was good because we
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  Speaker 1: sleep so little and I've been working so hard on
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  Speaker 1: my sleep score now that now, if I'm not in
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  Speaker 1: the eighties.
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  Speaker 4: I get bumped.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I take naps during the day, though, and it always
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  Speaker 8: boosts my sleep score by like five points.
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  Speaker 7: So I kind of chea.
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  Speaker 2: This does have taken to your naps into account?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it does. It counts her naps, It counts all
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  Speaker 7: that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Did you start watching fifty six days?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 8: I'm blogged out of my Amazon account, So if anyone
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  Speaker 8: wants to let me get their password, let me know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're logged out of a bunch.
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  Speaker 7: Of stuff I know I can't get into.
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  Speaker 8: The only thing I can get into right now is
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  Speaker 8: Netflix for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 4: When you say you're logged out, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think my mom.
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  Speaker 7: No, I think my mom's changed.
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  Speaker 1: Wait. Wait, when you say I'm logged out, does someone
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  Speaker 1: want to give me their password? Are you saying you're not?
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  Speaker 1: You're looking for a free account you don't have. You
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  Speaker 1: don't pay for it, you don't have.
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  Speaker 8: I definitely don't pay for my own streaming. I think
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  Speaker 8: my mom has changed all the passwords, and like, isn't
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  Speaker 8: telling us, Oh, we're probably tired of us.
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  Speaker 4: How far are you on fifty six days?
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  Speaker 3: Like I said, I think what's happening on the storyline,
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  Speaker 3: they're so they find it a body in a bathtub
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  Speaker 3: and they are picking out the pieces of it because
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  Speaker 3: it was disinegreeed that sort of bleach or something, a.
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  Speaker 1: Bleaching ove and cleaner. Yeah, it's so gross you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about they're scooped.
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  Speaker 5: It up and they're talking about how hard the autopsy
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  Speaker 5: is going to be because of that.
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  Speaker 3: They don't even know if it's a male or female.
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  Speaker 7: So that's the body that they're trying to discover.
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  Speaker 3: They're trying to discover what happened to it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, And they're going flashing back to this couple
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  Speaker 1: and they're leading you down a path. And I think
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  Speaker 1: I figured it out, but I'm only one episode left,
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  Speaker 1: so of course at some point it was a viewer.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to tell you it is, So it's not
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  Speaker 1: like I figured it out. I think they're telling me
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  Speaker 1: they're on the case with your dark red glasses. It's
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  Speaker 1: one of those storylines. And I haven't thought of a
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: show like this. I'm gonna go random. There was a show, Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: you and I watched a lot and it was only
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  Speaker 1: two seasons and it was where oh god, what was it?
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  Speaker 1: The one that took place in Florida and the brother
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  Speaker 1: killed the other brother? No got bloodline, Bloodline, blood Line.
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  Speaker 1: I love the Bloodline. O. I know you watched it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And it was one of those where you try to
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  Speaker 1: put yourself in the position Kyle Chandler. Yeah, you put
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  Speaker 1: yourself in the position of the people involved and you
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  Speaker 1: get really sad. Yeah, it's what's where I'm at right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of them you start to oh, man, and
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  Speaker 1: then you start to see that maybe this guy's being manipulated.
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  Speaker 1: And anyway, it's a number. It's one of the highest
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  Speaker 1: rated shows in the history of Amazon. And I think
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  Speaker 1: it has to do with Doug Cameron. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Probably.
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  Speaker 8: I've seen a bunch of stuff on Threads where everyone
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  Speaker 8: is just obsessed with the two of them in their chemistry.
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  Speaker 7: So are they dating? And the show is like what
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  Speaker 7: it is?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, their boyfriend girl?
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  Speaker 1: But there is it's I'm telling you, it's so it's
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty amazing. In fact, today comes out the other
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: episode of JFK and Carolyn Bissett. I can't wait to
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: watch that. I'm still on an episode behind on Shrinking
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  Speaker 1: Finish Night.
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  Speaker 4: How was that?
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  Speaker 2: It was pretty good? It was pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: Person, million one person.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I would just say that the betrayal goes crazy
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  Speaker 2: in there, because you know you're talking about real money there.
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  Speaker 7: It's Finellion Bucks stabbing anyone in the back.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry that happens.