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Hayley Marie Norman Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
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  Speaker 1: your presence is presence enough. I already had too much stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts, imperature, wineger, Oh, what's happening?
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  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday I saw Jaws in the movie theater thrilling time,
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  Speaker 3: although I will say about half an hour of Jaws
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  Speaker 3: is just three men talking on a boat, and that
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  Speaker 3: could have been left on the cutting room floor. I
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  Speaker 3: became bored. I was bored during Jaws, and it was
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  Speaker 3: the part when they're supposed to be finding the titular Jaws,
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  Speaker 3: so you know, when you're looking for a shark, it
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  Speaker 3: should be thrilling. It shouldn't be three guys bonding.
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  Speaker 4: So that was tough.
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  Speaker 3: But the movie overall is, of course mildly frightening. What
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  Speaker 3: else is going on? It's just been NonStop heat. I'm
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  Speaker 3: sweating constantly. I hope you're doing okay. I hope you know.
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  Speaker 3: I hope if you have a problem or if you're
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  Speaker 3: struggling with something, just know it's entirely your fault, and
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  Speaker 3: I blame you. So we should get into the podcast
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: because I think I covered everything. I feel like I'm
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: not saying that we have merch often enough, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: sure the network is upset to exactly Rightstore dot com,
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  Speaker 3: there's all kinds of merchandise. Buy some merchandise. Today's guest
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  Speaker 3: is just so wonderful. We should get into the show.
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  Speaker 3: It's Haley, Marie Norman. Haley, welcome to I said no gifts.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 5: And can I just tell you that I'm actually in
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  Speaker 5: my merch era. You're in your merchant in my merch era.
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  Speaker 5: How so I everywhere I go I buy merch's some
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  Speaker 5: recent merch you okay, So I bought some really good
• 2:24
  Speaker 5: Alabama Shakes merch.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw them at the Hollywood Ball.
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  Speaker 4: Wonderful.
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  Speaker 5: And I spend money on merch, Like I don't just
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  Speaker 5: go up to the merch table and get a stick
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  Speaker 5: hr you go for it.
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  Speaker 2: I go for it.
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  Speaker 5: At Alabama Shakes. I got a short sleeve shirt. I
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  Speaker 5: got a long sleeve shirt, Oh my god. And I
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  Speaker 5: got a hologram poster and it was like of a
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  Speaker 5: limited edition, like two hundred or something.
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  Speaker 3: This is them flagging you as like a worrisome fan.
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  Speaker 3: This woman is could be dangerous, she's on the path.
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  Speaker 5: I just it's the thirty year anniversary of Clueless, which
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  Speaker 5: is one of my favorite movies. Right, okay, this one's
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say, this one's actually embursing, but
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  Speaker 5: you know, I'm just gonna own it. Mittel put out
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  Speaker 5: a line of thirtieth anniversary Clueless merch sure, and I
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  Speaker 5: bought everything.
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  Speaker 3: Like what what are they sells? Okay? I mean I
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  Speaker 3: will say, your dress is kind of clueless coded.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you so much, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, kind of it feels like it would be right
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  Speaker 3: on Q for the movie thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I grew up okay, okay, I grew up being almost
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  Speaker 5: embarrassed to say that Cluse was my favorite movie because
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  Speaker 5: people would associate it with like being vapid or.
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  Speaker 3: Oh right whatever, which is basically saying they didn't watch
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  Speaker 3: the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. You get it. Well, they're morons, they're morons.
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  Speaker 5: And then now I've come into it a little bit more,
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  Speaker 5: especially because some of my favorite female comedians are.
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  Speaker 2: Like why did I say female comedians?
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  Speaker 4: That was weird?
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  Speaker 3: Well, because women are rarely.
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  Speaker 2: So the few funny women that.
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  Speaker 3: Are out there, there are two or three of.
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  Speaker 2: Them, and they all like Clueless.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So it's seemed to be like, okay, can I can
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  Speaker 2: really own it?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 5: But when I was a kid and I was watching Clueless,
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  Speaker 5: everyone said I had to be Dion because I was black,
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  Speaker 5: and I was very upset because I'm very clearly a share.
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  Speaker 3: I can tell you're a share. Thank you dress alone.
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  Speaker 2: A share I would like I was thank you you
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  Speaker 2: freaking see me? You get me.
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  Speaker 5: So with March thirtieth anniversary of Clueless, matel put out
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  Speaker 5: of line. So I got the Share doll, the Clueless doll,
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  Speaker 5: I mean the Shared doll, the Dion doll, the polypocket.
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  Speaker 5: I don't give a shit about polllypockets, but I had
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  Speaker 5: to get it, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, clueless polypockets. So it's like SHARE's polypocket.
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  Speaker 5: And the jeep the white jeep wrangler a little time
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  Speaker 5: and I have thee.
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  Speaker 3: You drive a white jeep.
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  Speaker 2: I just got it it.
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  Speaker 5: See I told you in my merch Hay. But in
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  Speaker 5: a way that might mean I'm like deeply devoid of.
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  Speaker 3: Having sends to automobiles full price cards. They should have
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  Speaker 3: a Clueless Jeep, the special edition.
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  Speaker 2: They should have a Okay, do not get me started.
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  Speaker 2: I am already in a and I just bought this one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that would be a nightmare for you.
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  Speaker 2: I would have to turn it back and a guy,
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  Speaker 2: I need the official clue list.
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  Speaker 3: You would lose a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: Jeep, and it might be worth it.
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  Speaker 3: You probably would. That's truly a missed opportunity on the
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  Speaker 3: Jeep Corporation's.
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  Speaker 5: Part, not because that part is iconic because of Clueless.
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  Speaker 3: And they're always talking about Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park Jeep.
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  Speaker 3: Who cares. I've seen enough of that treep.
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  Speaker 2: We've seen so much of that.
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  Speaker 3: Gee, everyone loves the classic white Jeep. Yes, it's some
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  Speaker 3: more fun in that jeep. The other jeep you get
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  Speaker 3: killed by dinosaur exactly.
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  Speaker 5: And I feel like the I for got a really
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  Speaker 5: special Jeep white Jeep because I just showed up to
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  Speaker 5: the dealership randomly and they were trying to get me
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  Speaker 5: to buy like a black one or whatever other color one,
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, I only want a white one,
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  Speaker 5: and they were kind of playing like, oh, we don't
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  Speaker 5: have a white one blah. And then the girl who
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  Speaker 5: I was buying it from went to the back, she
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  Speaker 5: came back.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, we.
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  Speaker 5: Actually do have a white one, and she was like,
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  Speaker 5: they were trying to throw me off the scent of
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  Speaker 5: this white one because it's a really special one.
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  Speaker 3: What's special about it?
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  Speaker 2: So it has denim interior.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is a dream.
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  Speaker 2: It's so cool.
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  Speaker 5: It's a sport so it's like kind of high up right,
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  Speaker 5: it's fucking hot, dude, Like it's hard top. It's the
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  Speaker 5: fucking best car. And so they were trying to get
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  Speaker 5: me off the set and get me to buy another one.
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  Speaker 5: So the girl had to go to the back and
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  Speaker 5: say she it's she loves clueless. She's take away, she's relentless.
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  Speaker 3: Why does it feel to sit on a denim seat?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it still feels soft, great question. Yeah, it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: feel like chafe jeans. There's no chafing. Okay, yeah, which
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  Speaker 2: is good for me because.
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  Speaker 3: I wear like a shorter dress right now. Yes, baby,
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  Speaker 3: So it's like a probably like a washed denim or something.
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  Speaker 3: It's a washed I've never heard about this before. I
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  Speaker 3: recently got a car in the seats are leather, and
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  Speaker 3: it was such an obvious mistake.
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  Speaker 2: Did they get really hot.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, why is that even put in a car?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't horrible, it's horrible.
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  Speaker 3: I like, I felt like I was getting this great
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  Speaker 3: deal because the last car I got was during the
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  Speaker 3: car shortage, and it was one of those things where
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: you would go in the car salespeople would be like, well,
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  Speaker 3: deal with it there, we can charge whatever we want. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I was paying way too much. So when I
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  Speaker 3: got this car, is like, oh, I can get whatever
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  Speaker 3: I want now, I've got this leather.
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  Speaker 2: That burns my Wait, what kind of car do you have?
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  Speaker 2: It's a Hyundai, It's a Hondai.
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  Speaker 3: Those are good cars, They're great cars. I'm obsessed with
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  Speaker 3: hondais Now.
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  Speaker 2: How weird was that car shortage thing? Though?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? It was absolutely wild and true, a true nightmare
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  Speaker 3: if you had to get a car, it was a
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  Speaker 3: true nightmare because you don't want to have to just
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  Speaker 3: crumble in front of a car sales person.
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  Speaker 5: I remember going to the Preus dealership in North Hollywood
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  Speaker 5: and they were like, we have one.
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  Speaker 3: Literally one, we have one. The one good thing about
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  Speaker 3: it was selling your car, getting up your old car.
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  Speaker 3: You were like, oh, I'm actually making money on a car.
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  Speaker 4: How is this happening?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but now I've got leather and my legs are
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  Speaker 3: just burning up all the time. I've got to be
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  Speaker 3: in pants.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you get one of those you know those
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  Speaker 5: weird like nineties sun dash things.
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  Speaker 2: I should get one of those. You should get one,
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  Speaker 2: And I need.
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  Speaker 3: One from the for the outside of the windshield because
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  Speaker 3: I have be Bees are constantly pooping on the windshields.
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  Speaker 3: Bees bees.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you know what, honestly, I love that because you
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  Speaker 5: know we have a b shortage.
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  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, So it kind of is like it's a
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  Speaker 3: positive sign.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a good thing that I at.
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  Speaker 3: Least have too many bees around my home.
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  Speaker 2: Which I think that means you have good energy.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you're keep going collinators.
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  Speaker 3: But they're destroying my windshield and it's like, I get
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  Speaker 3: my I would prefer to get my car washed around
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  Speaker 3: every eighteen months, and now it's like once a month,
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  Speaker 3: which to me is over.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot. And a car wash isn't cheap.
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  Speaker 3: Car wash is not cheap. I'm obviously getting the absolute cheapest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's still what fifty dollars?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, you're going to do a nice car. I'm
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  Speaker 3: usimply paying eleven dollars. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're going through the drive the.
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  Speaker 3: Drive through one. Oh yeah, you're taking care of your car.
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  Speaker 3: I did well.
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  Speaker 5: I had a prius beforehand. Okay, do you know who
• 8:46
  Speaker 5: Catherine Burns is? She's like part of our group?
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  Speaker 4: Is Catherine?
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  Speaker 3: Now I feel bad I should have said.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, yes, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Catherine and I love her.
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  Speaker 2: Like, yes, you should have her on this podcast. She's amazing.
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  Speaker 5: She does a lot of she's a choreographer, but she
• 9:02
  Speaker 5: does a lot of like comedy choreography.
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  Speaker 2: She was nominated.
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  Speaker 5: I think she even won an Emmy for my crazy
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  Speaker 5: ex girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 5: So when she won an Emmy, I bought her old
• 9:13
  Speaker 5: priests from her because she got a Tesla back.
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  Speaker 3: When it's a funny mo my cars for sale.
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  Speaker 2: And I bought it.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you.
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  Speaker 2: So with that car, I went through the car wash.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, there's a certain level like of car where you're like,
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  Speaker 3: I'll just go through the thing that beats it today exactly,
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  Speaker 3: And for me, that's literally any car.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know if you had my clueless Wrangler, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe if I was in a clueless Wrangler, that's a
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  Speaker 3: very special type of automobile, and I don't think share
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  Speaker 3: was going through the well. And also, wait, does it doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: Have a top?
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  Speaker 2: Well you can remove it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have it on most of the time.
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  Speaker 2: I only took it off for the first time this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: And how was that feeling?
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  Speaker 5: It was so fun, but mostly because I was just
• 9:58
  Speaker 5: excited because I knew I was gonna be able to
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  Speaker 5: take hohe pictures after there. Oh cool, goes like, we're
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  Speaker 5: taking the top off, We're going to beat Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 5: going to be fun.
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  Speaker 2: But what's going to be better are the hot photos
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get from there.
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  Speaker 3: That's the only car you can do a hot photo in.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, these photos are hot.
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  Speaker 3: Were they at the beach?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the beach was in the background, but my butt
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: was in the foreground, as it should be, as it
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  Speaker 2: should be.
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  Speaker 3: Any you should do a calendar, You should sell calendars
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  Speaker 3: and team up with cheap and clueless.
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  Speaker 5: And since I'm in my merch era, why don't I
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  Speaker 5: have my own merch?
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  Speaker 4: That's a good question.
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  Speaker 3: And did this bring us back to merch? I want
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  Speaker 3: to know if there's any other merch you've bought.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yes, I well, I just had a film play
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  Speaker 5: at Silver Lake Shorts, and so I bought merch there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, anywhere I go, I'm buying.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a good idea. Merch is there. You know,
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  Speaker 3: if people are selling the merch because they needed a
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  Speaker 3: little extra cash exactly, especially if you're in a musician's concert,
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: buy a piece of merch, Buy a piece, throw them
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  Speaker 3: in extra twenty five to fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 5: And I feel like they Okay, there's a part of
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  Speaker 5: me that loves it for the now. It makes me
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  Speaker 5: feel like I'm like, I'm curating this cool life experience
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  Speaker 5: and I like wearing the things, and I'm just like,
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  Speaker 5: but also there's this idea that I'm like, this is
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  Speaker 5: going to be so cool in like twenty five or
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  Speaker 5: thirty years. Oh, even though I don't know if the
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  Speaker 5: Earth is still going to exist in it or the
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  Speaker 5: earth work says, I don't know that humans will says,
• 11:17
  Speaker 5: but my Andre three thousand shirt, well, and.
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  Speaker 3: Some I mean, if someone comes from another planet them
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: stumbling upon the Andre three thousand shirt.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna love it.
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  Speaker 3: And Andre three thousand would be so happy that happened. Oh
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  Speaker 3: he would love That's probably his dream.
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  Speaker 2: That's his dream.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably his ultimate fantasy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let me.
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  Speaker 3: Ask your opinion on how much a March T shirt
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  Speaker 3: should cost.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you've got a dine warm.
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to Clark Street Diner?
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  Speaker 2: No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Wonderful restaurant here in Los Angeles, fantastic diner. They have
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  Speaker 3: a great T shirt, a great piece of merch with
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  Speaker 3: a lovely picture of breakfast on it. I think they're
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  Speaker 3: charging forty five dollars acceptable, that is, that's the price
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  Speaker 3: with the long sleeve.
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  Speaker 2: That's what that's the not only that's the price of
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  Speaker 2: a long sleep.
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  Speaker 5: If I was at Dantana's, d'antanna's has merch nout Oh interesting,
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  Speaker 5: Dantanna's had a long sleeve shirt, I would say, okay,
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  Speaker 5: I'll pay forty five dollars because it's Dantana's. I'm not
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  Speaker 5: paying forty five dollars for Clark Street T shirt. T
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  Speaker 5: shirt twenty five dollars, House OFFT thirty X. It's just
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  Speaker 5: regular college.
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  Speaker 3: What are we talking about, Gus. They've gone too far.
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  Speaker 3: They've gone way too far with this. And I feel
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  Speaker 3: bad saying it because I eat there probably four times
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  Speaker 3: a week. But they've got to rearrange the T shirt prices.
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  Speaker 5: If you eat there four times a week, I want you,
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  Speaker 5: I want them to give you the shirt.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I've said that. I haven't said it to
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  Speaker 3: an employee yet, but I feel like they probably own
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  Speaker 3: me a T shirt.
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  Speaker 2: At this point. They're listening now.
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  Speaker 3: They have ruined me financially. I don't have the money
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  Speaker 3: to buy the T shirt. Oh my god, too busy
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  Speaker 3: spending it on a cobb salad.
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  Speaker 2: I did get a piece of merch that was disappointing recess.
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  Speaker 4: What was it?
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  Speaker 2: So Seinfeld is like my favorite show.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So when I was in New York, I got
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: the merch from Tom's Diner where they're always eating. It
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  Speaker 5: was a very hard Oh no, the oversized wasn't oversized enough.
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  Speaker 5: So when I wear it, I feel like I'm working
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  Speaker 5: at tom Steiner.
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  Speaker 3: That's like late nineties, early thousands merch, when there wasn't
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  Speaker 3: quite the quality that you needed for merch. It was
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  Speaker 3: a last thought. Yeah, and usually those things would be free.
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  Speaker 3: You would be thrown in as a promo item. So
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  Speaker 3: you're getting trash, Oh we are.
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  Speaker 5: This is a true sign of inflation or just bad times.
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  Speaker 5: But now you're right.
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  Speaker 2: We used to be able to get merch for free.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's such a shame.
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  Speaker 5: I just spent two hundred dollars on a vintage Seinfeld sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And because I'm in La Girly.
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  Speaker 5: It's a vintage Seinfeld sweatsher but from KTLA when they
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: started syndicating it, so it's got the key.
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  Speaker 3: That's a dream piece of merch because it's very specific,
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  Speaker 3: hyper local. Yeah, my favorite piece of merch. I got
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  Speaker 3: it a car test drive. It's a superwo T shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
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  Speaker 3: It's now I think seventeen years old and it's falling apart,
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  Speaker 3: but I can't let go of it.
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  Speaker 4: It's my favorite shirt.
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  Speaker 2: You wear it? Yes, okay? Good because you know some
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  Speaker 2: people won't wear their vintage shirts.
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  Speaker 3: This one. It looks too good not to wear. A
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  Speaker 3: friend recently told me, though, you have to stop washing it.
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  Speaker 3: You need to put it in the freezer. Have you
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: ever heard this?
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I heard this about jeans and I
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: forgot it.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, tell me everything, because I don't think I'm doing
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: my vintage.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Evidently you cannot. Once you get to ap point when
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: they're starting to get holes.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: In it.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: You will destroy the thing if you put it through
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: the wash. But if you put it in the freezer,
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: just leave it in the freezer for a day or whatever.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: And look, I am a scientist, so I can speak
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: to this. Apparently the bacteria is killed and that's how
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: you clean it.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: This is good for me to know.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: But I'm curious about scent.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Well, body went out, Yeah, body, okay, I have a
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: question for you. What so you said your vintage You're okay.
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: You said you're seventeen year old Suberu shirt, and I
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: immediately started calling it vintage. And I'm thinking, I know
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: there's gonna be people listening going seventeen years old, that's
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: not vintage.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: What constitute vintage for you?
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: This is a great question, And I really feel like
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: anything that was made post nineteen ninety two is not vintage,
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: should never be called vintage.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: We post nineteen okay, maybe that's.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: A little I would say ninety let's say ninety eight.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, you're right on the money. I think they've decided.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: I think they've decided that anything made before two thousand
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: is considered vendom.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: That makes a little more sense because when I like
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: go thrifting, and I'm at like an actual thrift store,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: not like a curated place. It's now just like truly like, oh,
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: this shirt is from two thousand and nine Targets, and
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: it's kind of like, I guess you could argue that
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: it's vintage, but it just looks like garbage.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: It's just garbage.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Or it's like a T shirt for Limp Biscuit or something,
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: and it's just like this is from a bad maybe
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: it's bad period of time or something. But I feel
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: like you just associate vintage with like sixty seventies, eighties
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: and now early nineties.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean, but that also might be us
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: wanting to ignore the factor that we're getting older.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: But I'll also say I think the quality of clothes
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: were better.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Than oh, one hundred versas.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: So we got to this once we got into the
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: world of fast fashioned vintage is a nightmare.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: And our clothes a giving us cancer.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know about that's getting it right now.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: I'm I could cells are going crazy in my body
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: everything I'm wearing.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Let's see, I guess this was made in two thousand
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: and probably ten. I bought this used. My pants are new,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: my socks are new. Yeah, okay, I'm loaded up with cancer, but.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: You're you're safe from the top up because I can
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: tell this is a good quality shirt you said you
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: got in twenty ten, so you're definitely not getting cancer, right, And.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: This seems like a good quality dress.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: You're y it is it's by the it is new,
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: but it's by this local la company called Damson Matter.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: I like that name exactly me too, And they make
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: everything is like ego.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: They'll come across.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Do you know what's a terrifying fact I learned last
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: night is that if you live within a mile of
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: a golf course, it increases your chances of getting Parkinson's
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: by one hundred and twenty six percent.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I heard that. I'll try that.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Why why haven't we not closed down every golf course?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Why? Yeah? Wait? And what's the one hundred and twenty
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: five feet.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Or what is it a mile again?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Feet?
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: By if you live directly a golf course, you'll get Parkinson's. No,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: but a mile, which is a pretty big distance.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: That's a big distance. And then what's happening to the
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: people that golf all the time?
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: They're getting Parkinson's.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I'm really scared of getting dementia.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, I have a real horrifying, absolutely horrifying, and there's
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: kind Well, maybe they're working on it.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think they're working on anything.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Is dementia something that kind of runs in the family
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: or is it something that can just pop up?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I think both.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: My grandpa definitely got dementia, but he was a raging alcoholic.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, oh yeah, that said. The heavy alcohol alcohol consumption,
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I think can contribute to it and contribute to it.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I think I'm not a scientist, but.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: I'm not a great sleeper, so I take stuff to
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: help me sleep.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, and I go, I think this is probably going
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: to contribute to me getting dementia.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: But I can't get off of it because I feel
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: like I'm too busy to be tired. So I need
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: to check myself out of life for like six weeks
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: and and shop catch up.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: My daughter get my body used to not taking anything
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: to sleep?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: What are you taking to sleep?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Xanax? But I just take it to sleep, that's it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: But in my like maybe ten or no, ten or
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: fifteen years ago, I tried ambient Oh, but it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Was one of those people that was doing crazy shit
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: on ambient.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's no way I could take ambient. I
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: would absolutely like burn my house down or something. Yeah,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: you want to get.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: A super shirt in the Washingman Chase, honey.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Ultimately I would destroy a vintage T shirt the worst
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: thing of hall. That's why I'm not a no. It's
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: so frightening, and I have. I used to have a
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: lot of sleep walking incidents as a kid, and frequently
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: caused by like medication, you know, like if I was
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: sick or whatever. So I'm like, as an adult, when
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I'm fully capable of doing anything, I can't risk.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Oh my s you cannot risk that your reputation could
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: be destroyed.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: My reputations on the line. What would people think about
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: what happened to the reviews of the podcast?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, they might take.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Well, oh gosh, look speaking of you know, horrible things
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: happening to people's reputations. Really just not thinking about how
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: you were, you're perceived in the world. This podcast is
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: called I said no gifts, and I was really looking
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: forward to having you here today. I thought, Haley will
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: come by, we'll have a nice chat, we'll catch up,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: move on. No hurt feelings, no discomfort whatsoever. And so
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: you know, I know emails are sent out about the podcast,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: or at least I've been told, and I know the time.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I mean the titles right there. So I was a
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: little surprised. I don't want to say I was irked
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: or annoyed, but I did notice that you brought a
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: gift today.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I did. Do you think you'll be able to forgive me?
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: You know time? You know we have to.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: We'll just see what happens with time. They do say
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: time heals.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: All wound, yes, and so it could be used. I
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: may take it to the grave.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I hope you take what I gave you to
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: the grave.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: This is okay. Now, whoever's listening to this when I'm dead,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: there's one thing I need to be buried with. We're
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: about to find out what it is.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I'm very excited to give it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, should here put it here?
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And I did it just bring you a gift. I
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: put it in a cue bag.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: The bag is listener. If you're not watching the video,
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: which is on YouTube, don't forget. This is the best
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: bag we've ever gotten on the pod. Least it's gorgeous.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I feel like it matches your vibe. Because it's like
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: island d you've you're giving me island vibes with that shirt.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: It's my deep tan. Now this is I want to
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: move here into this bag. It's the most beautiful watercolor
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: island experience. And then the tissue is almost like whipped cream.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Don't be more mad. But there is a card in there.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Oh will you read the card? But I doubly wait
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: you just.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Oh that was the card.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: No, that wasn't the car.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I just throw the whole bag in the spell. Okay,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: let's find the card.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: He don't tell me it fell out in my way, and.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: It may have.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not looking at this.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Wait is there?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: No?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I don't want to see this yet.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I don't want to read.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Don't see that a very honest person. Okay. Oh and
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: a gorgeous postcard? Where did you get this? Where did
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: you get any of this?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Tasteful? Thank you?
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, says hey Bridger. I really hope you can forgive
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: me for bringing a gift.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: We've been over that.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: It just uh, it's just when I saw this, I
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: thought of you and exclaimed, Bridger needs this. It has
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: your name all over it. I hope you love it
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: and that it doesn't end up in a landfill. Well,
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: it's going to be in my grave and my coffin
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: or burned with me. I do want to be burned too.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: And they're in the postage, says I said, yes gifts.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: This is read and then signed by Hayley. This is
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: really lovely. I mean, I'm not forgiving you. Okay, let's
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: get in here.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: I just want to say that this top, this is
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: brand new. The top is only open because there was
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: two of these things in there and I took out
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: once we could be matching.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Oh I have mine here.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Too, okay, okay, very exciting. Okay, so I have let's see.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's a premium scalp massage or by
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: the brand you Saga. You Saga sounds like a publishing
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: company where you like give them your name and information
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: and they write a novel about you. Yes, an ideas podcast,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: that's what this is. Yes, there we go, you Saga. Okay, Wow,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: let me look at this thing.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the bottom go from the bottom.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: No bottom, It's in almost a toddler Own style box.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is a nice box too, isn't it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Oh this looks incredible. Oh This is a
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: dream come true.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: You like it right right now?
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, this has happened on Earth. I'm already massaging my scalp.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I've never had one of these before.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, that makes me so happy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Oh and you've got you.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: They put two of these in here, Yes, because I
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: because I thought, you know what, we can scrap scalp, scalp?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: We can. I was thinking, you know, we could scratch together.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: But then I put my I forgot on the other
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: side of me to get it for you. And can
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I get up better frame?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: And I'm not allowed to get off out of the seat.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Of course you can, and I'll massage my scalp while
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: you were doing it. Listener, this feels amazing. It's I
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: don't know if you've ever seen a massage, scout massage.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: It's you know, it's like one of the ones that
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: looks like a whisk. I could just get double in
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: the kitchen as well, I bake. Oh, my's incredible. You
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: know a lot of self massages don't work.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: And they're so annoying because you you're hurting your muscles
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: trying to massage another.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: This is just like pure relaxation.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Are you a TV watcher like can you see yourself?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely, I just finished Hunting Wives. This would have
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: been perfect.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, Can I just tell you something fucked up? Yeah?
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Of course I auditioned for.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: The Hunting Wives. Oh and you'll never believe guess what
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: role I auditioned for.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Let's see, I'm trying to remember any of their names.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Who's the Who's mom?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: No, that's not you. Maybe what's her name? Chloe? No,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: main character, Chloe.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I wish no.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: They called me in four At the time, her name
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: was just Wanda, and then it became Detective Salazar and
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: it's like the woman the least.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Likely world that you should ever come me in for.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: And oh my my god.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: You would have been like any of the Hunting Wives
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: and would bring that fun energy's that the Hunting Wives needed.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: No, they were only calling in black people for and
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: the leads name the least fun roles. And the character's
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: name was just Wanda at the time. Now they're like
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: detective Salads are. But her name was just Wanna and
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: there's only one black Wanda and it's Wanda Sykes.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: But Wanda is.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: A name that as an actor, you get called in
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: all the times for there's two names, show three names, Sheila, Wanda,
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: and Olivia if they want to like pretend to be
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: more well.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Right, So, all my black friends.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: And I were like, why are we getting all these
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: wand daughters just and suddenly and for Wanda to Detective
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Salads are they wanted you to like have this limp
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: And they were saying that you needed to. Half of
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: her hair was shaved, was shaved, her hair was all
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: fucked up because she had just gotten out of the
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: hospital or something. And I'm like, black people, black women,
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: We're not going to walk around with fucked up hair.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: No black woman is getting out of the hospital. And
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: if half of your hair is shaved, you're getting away.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, that would be the first step or truly anybody
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: or anybody. And also the character didn't end up having that.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: The character didn't end up having that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: And I'm a cutie, Petuti, Why am I not one
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: of the hunting wives that's getting naked and showing my
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: titty of.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Course and shooting a pig in the woods.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: And shooting a pig in the woods. That's crazy, Detective Solad, Sir,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: the limp?
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Why did she have a like, I mean, okay, it's
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: not like the show is the top quality. I'm like
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: asking why one thing was wrong with speaking of wigs.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, it didn't bother me that much.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: I mean I think it contributed.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: I think, you know what, that's a great point. I
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: think it contributed to.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: There are some on meelan acrav and some hairs that
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: are just doing their own things, flying all over the place,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: so distract.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Is it fucked up for me to say her her
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: her titties looked really good? Is that like? I bet
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: she'd appreciate that, because I google like she's got kids
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: or a kid like. I just thought she looked she
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: looks great, beautiful, showed her boobs in it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I feel like, did you ever see the comeback? Which
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: one is the comeback Hayley with Lisa Kudro.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, Well, of course I saw the comeback.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I was gonna ask you to leave this.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: That would have been really bad. That would have been
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: super embarrassing.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I feel like she shows her boobs in that too. See,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's very comfortable with her body.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: I think this is my early onset dementia because I
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: don't remember her in the comeback.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: She's fantastic. I replays this character Juna, who is like
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: the in the first comeback. You know, they shoot like
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: the multicamp sitcom and she's like the young hot girl
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: in it, but she's so sweet and wonderful.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Boarding room or something room and boardroom.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: So now you've you've proven because you could have been
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: lying up until this point. You could have just been saying, yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I saw it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Well, they're making a new comeback, you know.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited, but it's always risky.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll get an audition for Wanda in it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: That's so crazy.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I'm the last Wanda. Remember when periscope used to be
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: a thing.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was never on periscope.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: It's kind of the opposite of how I want to
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: communicate with anyone.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeh in a live fashion.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Live and kind of just you know, you would just
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: get them right.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you would.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Just get warning.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I was always going life.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: But I had shorter hair at the time, and there
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: was a couple of people that would come on and
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: say that I looked like Wanda oh because they had
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: shord hair and Wanda is so cute.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: But you know what, I think very different people.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: I think I need I need to talk to my
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: therapist about all these my.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: The Wanda curse.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you're calling this out though.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, interesting, Yeah yeah.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Listeners, don't call any black woman Wanda unless it's Wanda says,
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: because we're gonna feel some type of way about it.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Did you finish the show The Hunting Wives? Oh?
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Of course, probably in less than a day. I'm in
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: my Also in my TV, all I want to do
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: is watch TV.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: That is so much TV. Tool It's so much.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: TV to watch and I used to feel guilty about
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: watching TV. Not anymore.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: What else are you going to be doing?
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I'm working on myself.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: No. Also, it's your career.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: It's that's really what I've been saying, Like you're doing homework.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: I am doing homework, and I feel like I have
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: gotten way better at what I do since I've been
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: watching TV.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: And I imagine you learned a lot from Hunting Wives. Absolutely,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: it was so wild, wild show.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Even my mom, who's very conservative, admitted to watching yesterday and.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: That she really liked it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Interesting, And you know who told me to watch it?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Alison Brie. Oh. I just shot at Macy's campaign with
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: her last week.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's fantastic.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: She's fantastic. She was really great to work with, and
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: she said, you got to watch Hunting Wine.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: You both could play hunting wives. So they should bring
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: you in for season two. But do you know what
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: the problem is is now they're I think season two
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: they're like going to be self aware and it's going
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: to ruin it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: You know, it was made in a vacuum and no
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: one knew what was going on and that's why it
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: was so special, and that it's going to come back
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: and they'll probably have too much money.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: They'll probably yeah, what do you do? What do you
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: think the budget was for this one?
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Four hundred dollars?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I do I want to come in season two. I
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: want to be really scandalous.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Game you should.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: You should come in as a scandalous cop, scandalous detective.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: God, I want to be fucking everybody.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Doesn't have a limp, but as a strut I think
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: that that's your character. I can the limp. Let's be honest.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I was barely paying attention to what was you know,
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: I was half on my phone, but it was like,
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: just to make the character interesting. Was that the point?
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't know. It was fresh out of
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: the hospital, thing, but I don't think it ever happened.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Speaking about being on your phone, apparently Netflix has this
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: whole second screen thing.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Have you heard about this?
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: So when they're dealing with their exacts and show runners
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: or whatever, apparently one of the notes that they give
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: all the time is it is it second screen enough?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Meaning?
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Will people still be able to clock what's going on
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: with this show while they're on their second screen phone?
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Because we're all on our phones.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: That is such a dark thing.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: It's so dark.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm productive now when I watch a movie,
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: your TV show because because.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: We're also scrolling so much.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, if I complete a movie, I say, oh
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: my god, I'm.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: It feels like reading the longest novel of all times.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: It's infinite, Jazzy, I.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Just finished a movie that's over ninety minutes.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Look at me.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Go wait, oh I thought you were well you did?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: You saw Jows?
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I saw Jos in a theater.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: That's the trick that's impressed.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: I have to be in a theater to otherwise I'll
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: at least pause.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: The movie once.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Oh I pause all the time.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I've got If I can sit through an entire movie
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: at home without pausing, something my limbs have been broken.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're dead.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, I'm literally handcuffed. The couch or something,
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: which I do think is a good idea for a chair.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: You sit down in it and then you press a
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: button and it locks you in for the length of
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: whatever you're watching. And now let's say the house catches fire.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Uh oh yeah, something would maybe as a smoke detector
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: on it so it can let you go. But I
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: would I probably would buy that product, something that just
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: forces you to sit still.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: I you know why I wouldn't because I'm really weird
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: about peeing. Oh yeah, I drink a lot of water.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: I'm very I'm a very hydrated person.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Well, there should be a toilet in it problem solved,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: or a diaper.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: That would be a dream come true. I need to
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: know that I can pee at any time.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of kind of in the same camp.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're a peer. I'm a peer, and I'm very
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: serious about it. Yeah, and I have to pee often,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: me too. I drink a ton of liquid.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you look hydrated.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: You do too for glowing.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: We are glowing.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: We're glowing.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: We're dewey.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, you know, last year I made a big prediction
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: that public urination would be big this year, and it
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: turns out it's true.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I love being in public.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: I think everyone should be allowed to pee in public.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: I would rather, okay, you know, like when you're on
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: a road trip or something. I would one hundred percent
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: rather pee in public than go into some janky ass
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: gas station.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: It's much cleaner.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: It's much cleaner, and I sure to perfect at the squad.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: You just have to do like the right squad, and
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: you have to position perfectly so that you don't get
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: any p on your shoes.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. See this for women, that's tricky.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: It is tricky. I've been unsuccessful a few times. Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm speaking from a privileged place of it
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: being very easy to pee in public. Yeah, but I
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: think everyone should be allowed to. All of our pets
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: are doing it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: All of our pets are doing it everywhere.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Who's harmed when I'm peeing in public?
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah? How come you can't just be on someone's yard? Right,
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: you're in Burbank. We're in Burbank. Just go be on
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: someone's yard. Five hundred million dogs have peede right there.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, my pe is of better liquids.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I would think so. I would absolutely.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with it. It's not a help concern, it's
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: not a hazard.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I guess it's a smell concern.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: It maybe is smell concern, and people maybe people would
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I think you should get like a little voucher. You
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: should get to do it like twice a year.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: And only, and then we should all have wrist bands
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: where it's like we're okay seeing someone p in front
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: of you, because I guess that's the consent thing too, right, Like, yeah,
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: I would definitely give consent because I want to see
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: penises ping.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I think it's hot.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Honestly, you're in the city to do it.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I'm in the city to do it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can see anything in Los Angeles.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: You can. When I'm dating someone, at a certain point,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I go, can I see you pee?
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Is that true? Yeah?
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: I get into I'm like, I want to see someone pee.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: I think it's sexy.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: How has that gone for you? Has it worked pretty good?
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Although the guy was most recently, it was very excited
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: to see him P. And then when I saw him P,
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: I thought, Okay, that was a little unremarkable.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Did you break up with him?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, but not because of that, and it contributed.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: It was. It was part of the puzzle that as we.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Were together longer, I liked watching him p more and
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: more did I loved him?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I did. I did enjoy being watching him.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: And that's a very mature level of being in a relationship,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: being able to see somebody use the bathroom.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I would never do the other one. I
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: don't even want to say it now.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: If what about him asking to see you pay? Oh no,
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I'm into that, Okay, Okay, so it's fair, okay.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Interesting, not white, but that's two personal Okay, Oh god,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: that's disgusting.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, do what you want to do. Everybody has
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: their thing.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: You can see me sitting other and you could hear
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: some good coming out.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: That's where it's got, right. Yeah, I think one step
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: beyond that that. Yeah, let's get out of here.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you pe in front of your partner husband?
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: What do you have?
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Boyfriend?
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Boyfriend?
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Ok No, do not be in front of each other?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, wow, I never asked, so you would be in public,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: but not in front of your boyfriend?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Exactly?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: What's this about?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: That's a great question, and I guess it's let's see,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I guess it's that I don't care about the greater population.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I guess everyone else could just I don't care how
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: they feel about me, and I don't care about them,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: but about my boyfriend.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, Oh that's true love.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: I think. Yeah, I guess that's it.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: That's really true listing, but.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would. My dog has recently learned to open doors,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: and she's, uh, you know, coming in when I'm peeing,
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: and like, Bonnie, you've got to you need to leave
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: my cat.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: I have, I have got I've got four rescue animals,
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: which I know sounds unhinged.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: That's lovely, thank you.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Two of my dogs are seniors. They're thirteen. One just
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: started chemo, but he's gonna be okay.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: He's okay. The other one I okay.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: My dogs have cardiologists on collagists and what are the.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Heart doctors called cardiologists?
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, cardiologists on collegists, ophthalmologists.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Wow, the eyes, even the eyes.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: I just got cataract surgery for one of my dogs.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: My other dog is now on. He just had to
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: have half his pancreas removed.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: But they're everything. But okay.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: So I have also have two rescue cats and my
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: one orange cat Sticky likes to come and sit on
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: my lap life. Oh no, he he always there's a
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: thing about like, yes, there's something he thinks he's like
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: protecting me or something. But like he will come jump
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: on my lap when I'm peeing. That's very c It
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: is very sweet because I pee in the middle of
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: the night and so when he.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Comes in, Oh, that's really lovely. How how old were
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: your dogs when you got them?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: They were only eight weeks old, so I've had him
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: for all thirteen years.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: I got them at the pound on the day they
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: were going to be put down. I drove all the
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: way to Lancaster.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Oh that's so sweet. Are they big or small?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Small?
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I guess when if they're thirteen, they've got to
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: be small dogs.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Oh that's really I want them to.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: People are like warning me that they're going to die soon,
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: but I don't think that they are. But people are like, well,
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: this is like you're in denial. But I'm like, no,
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: I think I have at least three years.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: It a little dog. I think you really can get
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: you know, fifteen, sixteen years old.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they can, and the light is still on in
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: their eyes and they're best friends. So they still put
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just had to get so Bowie,
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: the little swan who's got bad back legs.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Is he on the wheels.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: I tried to get him on the wheels. He was
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: not doing it, and he would never do any sort
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: of like shoes or socks. I've tried those a long time.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: But now his leg got really bad. So I got
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: grippy socks. And he's very smart and he knows that
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: now he has to wear the socks so he doesn't
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: try to take him off. And his legs are doing
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: better because he's not slipping.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: And slide it are they like chihua? Was?
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Well, one is Iggy is a Chihuahua, but he's the one.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: He's like fifteen pounds, so he's like like a teenage jaw.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: He's Chuaue miniature pincher. And the other one is a
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Yorkie from a backyard breeder. And apparently the breeder was busted,
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: like busted by the cops, right, and that's how he
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: ended up at the pound.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's so sweet.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: And this is a good example of uh not to
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: you know, just lecture people, but you can get almost
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: any type of dog at a rescue.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: My friend Jackie Johnson, you've had Jackie was just talking
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: about this. She got Gary, her new poodle, little brown poodle,
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: a rescue.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, look, it takes a little time and patience. Yes,
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: and you can get and he cares. Every dog's pretty fantastic.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Can I just say one of my friends dead.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: I don't think she's gonna listen to this podcast because
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: she lives in her own world. So I'm gonna say
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: something that's not deeply selfish maybe, but well, yeah, So
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: she's obsessed with Korea right now. I started with Korean
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: television shows. Then she started taking Korean classes. She's like sixty,
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: but she's going to all the BTS staff like whatever somehow.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: So she decided that she was going to rescue a
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: dog from Korea.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: So she.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Just because it's Korea, just because it's Korea.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: She wanted a Korean dog only, so she rescued dog
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: from Korea. She had that dog for several years. The
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: dog died, so then she was like, I can only
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: have another dog from Korea. So she just got another
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: dog from Korea. She had to pay someone from Korea
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: to fly the dog here. She had to put up
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: and at that point it goes. It's not even a
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: rescue because there are so many emissions like this. You've
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: actually done worse for the environment.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Of coursed a huge just so that.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: You could get some white multipoo with crusty eyes.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: You could have rescued like fifty dogs, fifty dogs homes
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: for and she only gets rescue Korean dogs.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: But she also has cats. But she spends ten thousand
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: dollars each on her cats.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: People, and again, everyone do whatever you want to do.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: We all have to just enjoy our lives. But when
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: someone doesn't rescue a cat, when you go out of
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: your way to buy a cat, I'm sorry.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Ten thousand dollars.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Just get a lovely little cat from a rescue from
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: your front door. Yes, they're literally everywhere. Cat right there,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: they're free.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Take one, They're free.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: They're all over the place. Yeah, when somebody is very
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: specific about getting a certain I guess there are allergy things,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: but then you can find the not the hypoallergenic ones at.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Rescues absolutely anywhere.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The cat thing to me is like, what are
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: you doing?
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Both of my cats are rescues, and oh my god,
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: I just got a tattoo of one of my cats
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: are here, gorgeous.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: What's her name?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Spirit?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Oh wait?
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: You know how I Oh my god. Okay, wait another
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: one of your guests, Patrick Patrick, who created No but
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: I know Patrick Walsh.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: We love Patrick Waller.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: So I guest starred on his show, Living Biblically of
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: course right the day.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: This is a wild story. This is a wild story.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Buckle up, everybody, buckle the fuck up.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Ve Patrick.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: But Patrick, he could be Do you think he's listening
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: to this?
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Definitely listened to this one.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, we should tell him. I'm going to
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: tag it.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about how horrible of a.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Person that motherfucker. Okay, so I was not a huge
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: cat person. Right Separately, I book a guest star on
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Living Biblically, or show Patrick Walsh created and show ran
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: the night before my very first day, I had a
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: dream that I rescued a cat and it was a
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: very specific cat with very specific coloring and a collar
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: that was purple with pink flowers, right right, And you
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: know how usually you forget your dream and if you
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: remember it, you forget it by the ten am or
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: of course, Well, my first day, our rehearsal was I
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: didn't need my call time wasn't till one p or
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: something maybe too so even later in the afternoon, I'm going,
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: I cannot shake this dream about rescuing a cat. And
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: I thought I was allergic to cats. It was just like,
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: I can't stop thinking about this dream. I saw a
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: clear vision of the cat. I go to my rehearsal
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: for a living biblically. I decide that I want to
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: watch the rehearsal for the scenes that I'm not in sure.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Some a prop guy is sitting on his lap and
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: there's a kitten on it, and I go over and
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh my god, can I pet this kitten?
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: And as I'm petting the kitten, I'm like, oh, I
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: love her, and I'm like, oh, this she kind of
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: looks familiar.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: And then I go, you.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Know, this cat looks just like this cat that I
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: had in my dream last night, except she had a
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: purple collar with pink flowers on it, and they lift
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: up her fur and it was the exact collar for
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: my watch. Yes, so I'm going I'm like so. The
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: prop person later told me that they wanted to bring
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: in the cat the day before, but something told them
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: not to and she would have gotten scooped up because
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: she's gorgeous.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Something told her to bring the cat that day.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: So I had to act chill because I was just
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: a guest star and Cameron Manheim like all these people
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: were like.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Obsessed with this cat. So I was like, I can't
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: be rude and be the guest that it goes.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry to be the person. I had a dream
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: about this cat and I need to take it home.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Well, word got around, word got around, and so Cameron
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Mannheim a couple of people that were like, this is
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: your cat. Oh, so I want Part of the reason
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: why her name is Spirit is because I wanted I
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: almost aimed her CBS since I was but I wanted
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: a name that sounded like something biblically living, biblically.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Really right, and it had visited you in a dream.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Like a spirit would exactly.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: That's amazing.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Patrick aware.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Of I don't think Patrick's aware of this. That's all
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: we have to tag him.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Wow, I think he has a cat. He's a cat person.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: He is a cat. That's a good sign.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's always a good sign. Yeah, and someone's really
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: against a cat?
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: What are you?
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: What's wrong?
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: What's this opinion coming from.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Everyone thinks they're allergic to cats, but they're not really.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't want to deny anyone's experience, but
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I'm happy to deny my boyfrid friends.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Your boyfriend says that he's allergic to cats.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, you're not.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: It's this is a major problem.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: It's a thing. Where where is that coming from? Is
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: do they think? Because I'm sure some people.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Are maybe once they had a thing, or it's coming
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: I know people that have been, like I have had
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: to have Inhaler's because of cats. My grandpa was a
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: pediatric allergy person, and I know I can't be realre
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: of cats. And then they come over to my house
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: and they're like totally fine, and the cats are jumping
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: on them. I'm like, we've all convinced hers. I started
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: the story by going, I thought I was allergic to cat.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: You were all convinced ourselves are allergic.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Former allergic to cat person. No, yeah, A lot of
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: people think that, And I think that there's probably out
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: of everyone that claims that, probably ten percent of them
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: actually are allergic to cats. I agree, And then the
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: rest of them sneezed once by coincidence around a cat
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: by coincidence, or had a mosquito bite while petting a cat.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Do you know what I'll give them if you're petting
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: a cat and then maybe you immediately rub your eye
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: But true love is getting the shot so that you're
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: not right.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: There are things you can do.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: There are there are things you can do if you're
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: not willing to get a shot for me to be
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: here in my cats.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: If you are one of the ten percent that's allergic,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: get me get the shot. So have you owned a
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: cat before I have? Yes, tell me about him her.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: I had two little boy cats. It's a long story
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: and a lot of it has to be told off
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: record because there's a kind of a wild person involved
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: and it became a wild situation. But they were two
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: very sweet little cats in Mark and Dan. And then
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: we had to move across country. Then it became this
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: whole thing, but we found a new home for you. Yes,
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: And I wish I could tell the story on the podcast,
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: but it involves someone posting something online and then someone
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: else becoming very upset about it and then getting in
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: a fight with my boyfriend. The whole thing is and
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: if I told you the names involved this, you'd.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Be like, what is going on?
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Famous people?
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: Yes, but those people are unhinged like some famous they're
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: not well, right.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I think being famous frequently mutates your brain.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: They say that the age that you become really famous
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: at is the age you stop maturing.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's very apparent. If you watch
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: certain people on TV and then look at their career history,
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, that's why they're still behaving like that
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: at fifty years old. Actually it's like, oh, you were
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: twenty one, okay, yeah.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: And I intend to be very famous.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: So the benefit of the fact that it hasn't happened
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: yet is well, great, I get to have it all.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I get to be mature, right, allowed to be famous
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: until you're forty five.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm ready to be famous now. So I'm going
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: to change the age on that a little bit.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: I'm ready to be famous by the time this podcast
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: comes out.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I want to be number one on IMDb.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, how about let's say thirty Okay, for thirty feels
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I would give it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: Well, at thirty, your prefrontal cortex has had five years.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: For ant I would say maybe thirty four.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Thirty four feels like the right age for someone to
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: get attention, any attention at all.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Any attention before that, you're fucked.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: You should be in a little held in a little
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: cell until you're thirty four and then released and people
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: can pay attention to you absolutely, otherwise you become a
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: monster person.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I went out the other day.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: I was walking through the Sunset Bar, like the clubs
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: in like, uh, but whatever a club's bars, wine bars
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: whatever on Sunset and like.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Silver La Coca Park area. Do you these gen Z
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: motherfuckers are smoking this again?
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what's what is going on? The way that
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: don't smoke was hammered into my brain through elementary school. Yeah,
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: and then and just with the.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Facts everyone is smoking.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I saw something somebody had posted about this on Instagram
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: the other day and some gen Z people got in
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: and basically we're just saying, well, everything is ruined, why
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: not kill ourselves.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: I kind of get that, and I.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Was like, oh, that is a hard one to argue against.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I'm okay, you got me.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: I was talking to my pilates instructor the other day
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: who said that once he realized his dog was going
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: to die, he started giving the dog all the food
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: that it wanted because he was like, it's gonna So
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: I see gen Z sort of taking that out of dude.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: They're like things are so bad also, but I just
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: don't feel good.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: When I smoke well, and also like they're definitely we're
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: all going to be around until a natural lifespan is over.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: The earth isn't going to end the next well knock
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: on wood, Yeah, next twenty to seventy years, so you're
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: still going to end up with lung cancer.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: But I think humans could be done by then. I
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: think the earth, the oceans that will be there. I
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: don't think we're long.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear a hard prediction on when
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: humans are done. Let's all put it in our calendars.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: I would say humans are done in ten to fifteen hours.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't understand people are having babies.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Now. I've got to stop saving my money, gotta go
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: on some vacation.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: One of the guys who was an integral part of
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: making AI said that he stopped saving for retirement because
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: we're all going to be so fucked before then.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I know. Oh no, wait, I have a question.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Speaking of cigarettes, I would listen to your Rob Hoffman
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: because I because I love her fantastic.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Is this a cigarette she brought you?
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: This is not that one is at home. Robbie autographed
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: that cigarette.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Oh that's so cool.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: I saw her a couple of weeks ago at two
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: hundred South Librea, which is a very pop It's like
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: one of the main commercial casting offices.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course I know this one. It's right
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: by the Ralphs where a rat ran across my foot.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, a rat ran across your foot?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Very traumatic time in my life.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: That I love all rodents and critters, but a rat
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: would scare me because if they bit me, you're basically dead.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: You might as well just throw yourself in front of
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: a car.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I would freak.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: And I pet squirrels, but I would be freaked out
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: if a rat bit.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Right across my foot.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, were you wearing sandals?
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Thank god?
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: No, can you imagine I was barefoot?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: You were a kid.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: But you saw Robbie at two hundred South Libre.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was very curious to me.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: I wonder if maybe Robbi's listening to the because I'm
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: a major fan of hers. I think she's so cool.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: I loved her episode of the podcast She's absolutely unbelievable.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: And when I saw it two hundred South, when she
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: walked by, I was like, hey, like your work, but
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: I said it kind of blow and she walked by
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: fast as she didn't hear.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: But I'm wondering.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: I was like, this was after she was nominated for
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: an Emmy, and I'm like, was she auditioning for commercial?
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Because every once in a while you see people auditioning
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: for commercials that you're like, you're too famous to be
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: in a commercial, but like, I'm all doing it.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, was Robbie Hoffman there auditioning for commercial?
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: I really want to know she may have been.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Robbie. If you're listening to this.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Did your book? Please?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Did you book it? Did you?
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: I adore Robbie I And it's funny. Robbie was on
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: the podcast like right before she really hit yeah, and
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of listeners were like a few
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: steps behind what Robbie does right right, It's like, just
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: be patient. Robbie's the best Robi. You'll understand exactly what's
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: going on.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I loved all her takes on cars.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: I loved all of it. But she's giving gen Z.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Motherfucker smoking but she says she smoke all the time.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: She said that on the podcast.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: What does that mean.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I feel like smoking at all is probably dangerous.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: I smoked a little bit in my twenties, but that
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: was like, I don't know. I thought I was being
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: like emo and cool or something like. I don't know
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: what the fuck I was doing.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never smoked.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Don't start. It's gross.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Its yeah, there's no appeal for me.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: I know someone who relapsed on hard drugs and it
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: started with one cigaret.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Oh no, the worst possible I know.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: He said that it made him feel dizzy and like
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: it gave him that high feeling that he had missed
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: after years.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Of being sober. So he relapsed on hard drugs after
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: one cigarette.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: And so many sober people smoke.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Interesting, Yeah, very interesting. I gotta be careful with the cigarettes.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: You gotta be careful with a cigarettes.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Well, is there anything else we should say about this
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: wonderful gift? Oh my, I mean it feels phenomenal. I
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: just want to know that you're going to use it
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: absolutely while watching TV. This is the perfect thing to do.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: You know what I was going to say, maybe because
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: I have another one at home.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, maybe I could give you
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: mine so you use boyfriend, But then I was like
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: that might be weird because now it's like my scout.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: No, he and I will share that. You guys will
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: the fights over this one.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: When I was thinking about things to get you, I
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: almost was like going to get you a la boo boo,
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: but then I was like, I don't know, that's kind
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: of like already phased out a little bit.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: And by the time this airs, does anyone caring?
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: Right then, I was going to get you a laff fufu,
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: but they're thirty dollars.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Look right behind you.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Oh there's a lafufu.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Thank god, I didn't get you a laf fufu. Oh
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: my god.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: And I've gotten la boo boos.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank god I didn't get you that. Oh my god,
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: thank god.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I've got them all.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Something popped in my head.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: I closed my eyes and I was like, let me meditate
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: for this on a second, and I said, head scratcher,
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: And I knew in that moment that it was the
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: right choice.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: This is a you know, with this podcast, so many
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: of the gifts are absolutely things I should burn, totally
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: useless in my life. This is actually something that's going
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: to improve the situation and thrilled about it. That makes you, well,
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: I think we should play a game.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, let's play a game.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, We're going to play a game called Gift or
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: a Curse. But I need a number between one and
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: ten from you.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Seven.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: our game piece is so right? Now you can promote, recommend,
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: do whatever you want.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Well, I just had a short film that I wrote,
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: directed in star In be chosen as a Vimeo staff pick,
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: so it premiered on Vimeo on Friday, September fifth.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: So you guys, go to Vimeo staff picks watch my film.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: It's called The errand you'll get to see why I'm
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: ready to be number one on IMDb by next Monday.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: And yeah, I shot six national commercials this year and
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: no one ever promotes commercials like who cares? But I'm like,
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: I'm literally on a roll. I booked six national commercials.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: You are keeping one agency afloat.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I'm keeping one agency a float.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: So I'm just saying, keep your eyes fieled for me, honey,
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: because you never know where I'm going to pop up.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: I was there a favorite commercial you were in?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, later next week.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm about to shoot a commercial for Geico with
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: the gecko.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Do you know who has a n Well, I don't
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: want to embarrass her too much, but had an enormous
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: crush on the gecko as my niece. Oh, she fell
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: in love with the gecko.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Cute. The gecko is a hottie.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's his name?
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: He definitely pee is outside?
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely. He does not have a toilet.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: She does not have a to Wait, the Geico gecko
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: has an actual name.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let me see Geico. I let's see Martin Martin. Yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: oh that's hot. My niece was obsessed with this guy.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: She would have married him had she'd been given the chance. Yeah,
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: this was an age twenty.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well that's surprising.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I think she was like probably four or five when
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: she fell in love with Martin the gecko.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Well, I hope she doesn't come for me that I'll
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: want to be working with him.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: You'll have to be in touch. If you get any
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: gecko merch, you might have to send some of my
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: way send to my niece.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Although I think she may have outgrown.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: I've worked with some huge people, Will Smith, Chris Rock,
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: Dennis Hopper, huge people.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: They have nerding on that getto thing compared to thee.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, well everyone look out for the Geico commercial.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: But more importantly watch the short on video. Yeah, that's
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: all the short of the day.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: It is no Vimeo staff picks.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: It's like the most right, that's top level.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: It played at Palm Springs. It's great.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: I just finished my Yeah, I'm also in my directing era.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: I'm in a lot of eras right now.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: That's a and making a short is not an easy
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: thing to do.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: It's not an easy thing.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Did every element.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: I did every element of including paying for the whole
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: thing myself, because I'm not one of these crowdfunding motherfuckers.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: It's hard to it's hard to ask money to crowdfund
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: a short because they are on money.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Does it? Everyone does it.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Well, friend, and I consider doing that even shot a
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: thing as like, I simply can't ask people to pay
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: for my short. Maybe a movie.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Maybe a movie, But I know rich people that are crowdfunding.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Kickstarter has got to look at bank statements. I'm sorry,
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: but if you have a certain amount of money in
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: the bank. You should not be allowed.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: You should not be allowed.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: I'm actually glad that you didn't kickstart that thing because
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Jackie Johnson, we shit talk people who start kicks our
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: for things that we don't think are good. So I'm
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: really glad you didn't do that because.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: West very good. But it was too ambitious, so.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: We would go Bridges got a successful podcast, He's got
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: all these gifts. He could sell those gifts. Why is
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: he Why is it now my problem to pay for
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: his editor?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: It was we went too far with the script quite frankly.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: So it was an expensive one.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: It was too expensive.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: How many locations.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Four or five driving I had.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Driving in mine? I had a lot of driving in mine.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: It ain't cheap. We had to take the hood off
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: my car a lot.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: It's a lot.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: This was about the owners of Supercuts franchise going to
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: the International Haircutters Ball and Expo.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I very I would definitely this.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Is why I needed to be made. But the money
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: just simply isn't there.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: We got to find you that money.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Okay. This is how we play gift. I'm going to
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: name three things you'll tell me if they're a gift
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: or a curse and why, and then I'll tell if
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: you're right or wrong, because there are correct answers and
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: you can lose. Let be careful, all right. This first
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: one is from a listener named keV. Gift to a
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: curse right turn green arrow. No, I don't want that.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Why because I want left turn green arrow?
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: For first of all, I'm going to turn right when
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: it says no turn on red anyway, no right on red.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: So don't give me a fucking green arrow. That's weird.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just don't like it. It's like
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: a natraw.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: So you're saying curse, I'm saying, does that exist? Does exist?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: What hold on?
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: You're trying to tell me that out here in these
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: new streets of Los Angeles there's a green arrow that
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: tells you if you can turn right.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: And you have experienced one, you're just not aware of it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: I want either no turn on red that I don't
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: listen to, or I want just a regular green and I.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Go with the flow. It's a curse, a curse, yeah, correct, Okay,
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: this is a curse, unfortunately, And you're kind of really
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: illustrating why it's such a curse. I think the technology
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: is too advance for human beings. Anyone that sees one
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: of those is just like, I don't know, I don't
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: know what to do with myself. Yeah, because you're already
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: used to being able to kind of turn on a
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: red light, suddenly you're being given to it feels like
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: too much power where you're like, I already kind of
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: understand the rules of this. Why am I allowed to
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: I should be able to go at a green or
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: stop at a red and go. And this feels like
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: this weird other realm of turning that makes no sense.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: It's such the opposite of the left green arrow, which
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: empowers you and gives you you're the king of the road.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: For it feels so safe on a left green arrow.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Oh you feel fantastic. Yeah, and you're really given a power,
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: especially if you're at the front of the line. You're like,
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to charge us all through the intersections. This
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: is a nice yes.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Wait, so if there is a left right does that
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: mean oh no, sorry, if there is a right green,
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: does that mean you can only turn when the green
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: arrow like what it can?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Does it?
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Right? The arrow also just do a regular green. Yes.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: No, that's where it gets confusing because some of them
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: can be a no turn at the red, but some
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: of them can turn at the red. It's there's too
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: many There are just too many possibilities.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: No, And as we established, I'm share in my clueless
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: right wangler era, I can you know we're lucky?
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: I parallel, You're done danger to everyone already, so they're
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: a curse? You got that?
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Cul Yes? Okay, good, all right?
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Number two this is from an unknown listener, unmarked grave.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: I'm apologizing to them gift or a curse. Sharing food
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: family style while out to eat.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Oh I love it?
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Why because I'm always that person that's like, no, I
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: don't want French fries.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: But I know.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: But when I say I don't want French fries, I
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: know that I want at least.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Four of your fresh fries.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: And as long as people wash their hands, like I
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: hate being out to dinner, and I know that someone
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: didn't wash their hands beforehand. So if we're like family
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: and style, I need to know that everyone's hands are clean.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: But if I can trust it everyone's hands are clean,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: then I want a little bit of what everyone's having
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: because I already want a little bit of what everyone's having,
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: even if it's not family estyle.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: I've got a lot of questions. Okay, how do you
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: know who's wash your hands and who has because I
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: keep the black light.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you know, I just came from a relationship
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: with kids.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: So I was very very right, very onto who's washing
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: their hands and who's not.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: So now I've got a little PTSD about you know,
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: clean hands. But I just remember going my friend and
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: I walked our dogs to a restaurant, and so my
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: first thing when I got there was like, oh, well,
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: will you hold my dog because I'm gonna go wash
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: my hands down because we're eating sushi.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Then I came back and she just and then she's.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: Just sitting there and I couldn't eat because I'm speaking
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: to myself.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: We both just walked our dogs here.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Bitch, like, I know what's on your hands.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I know what's on your hands.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: So I very passively, aggressively just kept being like, all
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: hold tricksy while.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: You gotta wash your hand until she got the hand.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: I think in that situation you should just say go.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Wash your hands, go wash your yeah, to deal with it.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: So you're saying gift, what was the question again, sharing food,
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: family stuff, gift, Yeah, wrong, curse. Oh what a stressful situation. This,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: This creates non stop stress for everyone at the table.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Why because no one ever gets everything they want? Okay, nobody.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: You know. The only time this ever really works.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: Is with Chinese food.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Otherwise you know, you're like, you're trying to be polite,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: so you're not taking as much as you want.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Oh I'm not polite.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Well, and so you're part of the problem because someone
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: of the Elser tables saying, oh, look, Hayley's taking more
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: than I took.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: I reach across the table.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: See it's it's too chaotic. Yeah, everyone needs their own
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: plate that they can look at and say, this is
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: my plate, and I can share a little bit of it. Yeah,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: but if a bunch of items are ordered, then we're
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: passing it around and no, no, thank you. That's wrong.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you hate eating with me?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Keep family style at home.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: When I eat, I make a lot of crumbs. I smell.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm an absolute disaster.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: You are. Oh, so you can't wear your vindored Suberu
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: shirt while you're eating that I've gotten I'm a risk take.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I care about everything and nothing at all.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but yeah it's a curse. I absolutely I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: just I don't feel comfortable with it. I walk away
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: not having as much of the item I wanted, and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: I'm now mad at people at the time.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: No, you're too nice. Get what you want, go get.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Your I deserve it.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys could order a second plate of it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: I'm worth a second plate.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm really an asshole because if I'm obsessed with guacamole,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: and so if we go anywhere there's a workamoia, I
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: know I take more than my fair share, but I
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: can't help it.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I guess people have just got to take
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: as much as they want and if they need more,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: they order more. But I don't want to have to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: order more. Wow, I want to order one plate.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: That might be on you, nothing is ever on me.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Moving on, all right. This is from a listener named Courtney. Okay,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: gift you a curse when you're struggling to decide between entrees.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Another food related one. Gift a curse when you're struggling
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: to decide between entrees and the waiter says they're out
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: of one, so the decision is made for you.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think I like that, why because.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: Because I didn't get to make the decision, because they're
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: out of what. I'm also coming at this from kind
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: of a skewed angle because I'm vegan. Oh so I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: can't even already have the entire many, which might also
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: be why I feel entitled to the stuff that is vegan.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: I think I have a little bit of like maybe
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: what's available that's vegan entitlement.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I think that that I'm on I support you in that. Actually,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: anyone who has this particular need that should get more
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: of that item.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Should get more of that item.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, that only makes sense because everyone else will be
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: doing more of everything and tangent.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: I don't like when people make fun of make vegan jokes,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: or make fun of vegans, or make fun of the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: valley or people who live in the valley, because I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: like those.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Are very dated, hacky, bullshit hack give me a break.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: You know, I've like matched with people on dating apps,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: you know, years ago or whatever. Who they really think
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: that a great opening joke is like, oh, when I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: used to live in the studio city, like make a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: valley joke, and.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm unmapped, really immediately. Studio City is fucking amazing.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: It's fantastic. They've got a Marshal's, They've got Michaels. Those
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: are in the same building you want.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, another depart method.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: I grew up going going to that exact building that
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: you're talking about, and I one time tried to dine
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: and dash, and that's where I tried to There was
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: a sushi red and all you can eat sushi.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, why the consequence?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: We just went to admit that, Wow, that's a historic building.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: For you, then that's a historic building.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: And it's the only time I've ever tried to dine
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: and die terrifying, and I just did it for the story.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: I would absolutely trip on my way out. I'm not
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: a dining dasher. I can't risk it.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I I if I like a f I
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: order Postmates and they give they give me the wrong order.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: Sometimes I'll get I'll feel so emotional because I was
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: still looking forward to it that I'll like want to cry.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: I'll like cry. So if I really want something.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: On a menu and they're out of it, I'm like,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: why did I even come here?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Well, Hailey, the answer, unfortunately, is gift It's an absolute.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Gift because it takes a decision away from me.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: It really for you know, for me and I and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: for everyone. I'll speak for everyone. It's such a refreshing
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: feeling to just say, well, now it's out of my hands. Wow,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: the universe has decided this was the item today. Yeah,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: I get to have the item now. If if the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: one eye, if there's only one item on the menu
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: and it's out, Yeah, now we're getting to tear terry.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I go to a restaurant kind of knowing what
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I want already.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Do you do that? Of course? Am I not on
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: the website for an hour.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Before You're going to that restaurant for that item? You're
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: exciting and then that's robbed of you.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Rarely do I show up. It has to be a
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: place I regularly go to if I'm going to not
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: have something in mind.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: It has to yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: If it's like the first time I'm going somewhere, there's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: an item I want on the menu.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, because you're looking at it before. Yeah, what
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: about your favorite item? At Clark Cheek Diner.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: I have several cop salad, chicken enchiladas, club chicken fingers,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think those are the four go tos
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: I love a club sandwich. They make really good vegan ones,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: so I'm still in my clubs.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Club sandwich is a winner almost every time. If you
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: make a bad club sandwich, full shut down to the restaurant.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Oh honey, it's a very It has a lot of
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: great ingredients. It should be easy to meet.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: It should be so easy to make.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Well. I can't remember how many points you got here.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: I won. I've done better than any other guest ever.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: You've kind of you get a trophy, you get a
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: cash prize. Okay, I think we should move on to
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: the final segment of the podcast. We're going to answer
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: a listener question. People are writing into I said no
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: gifts at gmail dot com, or they're sending a voice
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: note which has to be sixty secon and slung. It
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: has to be in a quiet area. Yes, those are
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: the two qualifications listener.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: Just so you know we.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Can, I ask you a question. I'm so sorry, I'm
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: so full. I need to know. How do you feel
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: about voice memo? When a friend sends you instead of
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: a text, they send you a voice.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Fully depends on the friend and how long it is
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: again the friend. Do you know who's a very good If
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I ever get a voice note from Patrick Walsh, ooh,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: it's like winning the lottery. They're every time, they're unbelievably entertaining.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: They're to the point, but sometimes they're long, but they're
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: worth it and okay, okay he sends me. Every time
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: I get one from him, I'm laughing out loud. And
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: it's not just like joking around. It's usually a good
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: story or a piece of relevant information. How do you
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: feel about them?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm pro, very pro very pro I'm always sending
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: a voice memo and I've gotten pretty egregious with it
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: because when first voice Mama s first became a thing,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: it was like, maybe keep it to thirty seconds.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: To a minute or to a minute.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: Well, one of my friends, my friend Mecca, she started
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: sending me ten minute long voice It was insane. So
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: then that ruined my barometer for it. Where now I'm
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: sending very long voice memos. Sometimes some I could even
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: someone else is even talking to me, I'm still recording
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: and then I'm like a second all that I'm ordering
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: up the drive figure one sec. They have to have
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: my order, and then I come back. But you know,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: I have a very dynamic life. There's a lot happening on.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: It can't all be conveyed through tex. So I'm sending
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: voice memos. They've gotten too long. I send them to
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Jackie Johnson all the time.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: I go back. I bet those are good exchanges.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Though.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, sometimes I think she just probably reads.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: The Sometimes with some friends I do that. I'm like,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: this isn't gonna be fun to listen. It's gonna be
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: a waste of my time. What are you trying to
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: tell me?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the transcript is is a gift and a curse.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: Actually it really is, because it's not always going to
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: be accurate. I'm just going to hear my tone.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: You have to decipher what's going on.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know who loves voice memos? Black people?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Oh interesting, Yeah, I realized it's really a black thing.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: We have embraced it.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Why do you think that is?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe we love to talk.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: Black people will send you a long ass voice memo
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: and feel no shame.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: Every once in a while something will come out that
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: black people we just collectively and subconsciously decaid this is
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: for us, and I feel like voice memos is one
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: of those things.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Right, and me, I am so unbelievably scared of sending one. Oh,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: I will be very careful about sending one because I'm
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I'm I don't want to waste anyone's time.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Oh see, you know you gotta you gotta take up
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: your space. You got to eat all the food at
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: the table.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Everybody wants to be a podcast.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what they are. They all podcast. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: My boyfriend would well, I don't know, boyfriend, act or whatever,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: this person in my life. He would be like, well,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: you're just said like if I was frustrated about so that,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: he'd be like, okay, now you're just sending me a podcast,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: Like how am I supposed to respond to this?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: And I was like, in another.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Way, I supposed to just listen to me for one to.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Complain three minutes about the dishes and the thing.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: I think the rule is be entertaining. Yes, if you're
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: a bore, don't send one of those.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: Don't send one. No, No, don't yawn in it.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: I don't want to yawning.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: And start over. Be a professional, ridiculous, have some production value.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: All right, let's answer a question here this is Hello
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Bridger an illustrious guests.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, very nice compliment.
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  Speaker 3: I am a huge fan of your show. Ow now
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: this person's really going all out. I am a huge
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: fan of your show. I am from the East Coast,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: but I was in La. I remember this email. But
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: I was in La recently moving my child into college
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: for the first time. I can't believe this happened, but
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: as I was driving through the city, I happened to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: see you and a friend walking on the sidewalk. I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: briefly considered rolling down my window and calling out, Hello Bridger.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: I love your show. You are the best, but I
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: did not. I guess my question is should I have
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: done that? Would this have been a curse for you?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Or a gift? Thanks in advance. And that's from Janine.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Really good question, very scary question, Janine.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Janine, what do you wish happened?
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  Speaker 4: Oh God, that's.
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  Speaker 3: A great question.
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  Speaker 2: Ah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Janine, I wish you had pulled over for given
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: me some money.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Why is Janine like in La?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: First of all, where's this? This soon must be going
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: to USC This place is a future filmmaker. We've got
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: a future filmmaker.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: Elien is only downhill from here not to take your
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: kid out.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, I forgot. I'm very prole. We're gonna
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: start shooting stuff here again?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: You already I I guess as an LA native you
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: get to do whatever you want. But as a transplant
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: I get to say this is I've seen worse.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, see, I haven't seen worse. I grew up
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: in German art.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Janine, that's a great question. Should Jeanine have bothered me?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I think you're right, Janine.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: I would have loved to hear from you, Jeanine. I'm hurt. Oh, Janine,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: should have uh, you know, yell some sort of hurtful
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: thing out the windows you drive by, blast your horn,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: upset my day? Yes, add some texture to my day.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: You how to be recognized?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Would you want someone yelling at you?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Honey?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: One hundred percent. I love attention. I can't wait to be.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Really, really famous.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: I love compliments. I what do I love more than
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: a compliment? I love to be recognized. Even before my
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: screening the other day, the waiter at the very end
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: came up and gave me and my friend that I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: was with. You just happened to be my DP free
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: shots and was like, I just want to let you
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: know I saw your short in the festival.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: That's amazing.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: The one you wrote director and started a boot by
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Here's free Things, And I said, you know, I made it.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: Like care, I'm talking about it on a podcastater. I
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: love compliments, especially when they're genuine, and a lot of
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: times they are.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Even when they're not.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: Who cares. Yeah, I love to talk with them.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: What you love attention and I love feeling famous.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: So, Janine, if you see either of us on the road,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: you're blasting the horn. You're yelling you look gorgeous today.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: I love your pants. Yes, I love the show. I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: love your work. That's what I want to.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: I just had that happen in an audition the other day,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: me and this girl both auditioning for a show.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: She came out and I.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: Could hear the cassemecter giving her a compliment and I'm
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: girl power, I'm active.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Power them all of it.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: And I was like, girls, sounds like you crushed it.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: Congrats and she was like, thank you.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: That was one.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: Then she was like, by the way, I know your work.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: I'm such a fan, blah blah blah that you know.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh my gosh, that's so nice.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: Then I went into the audition and I told the
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: casting director. I was like, I've met so many cool
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: people in your office here, like there's always great people
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: auditioning for your shows.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: And then she told me who that girl was, and
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: that girls like a big actor who.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Is success was a mind game? Was that her mind game? No?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: It felt genuine.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're able to float above mind games.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: Oh honey, Yeah, you don't grow up in Los Angeles
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: and that's reflected by mind games.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: No, I'm bigger and better than a mind game. Honey.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I don't play them, and I won't let you play
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: them on me.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you would have to develop that
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: skill in Los Angeles. Everyone and I've met has been
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: very honest and hardworking. Oh what a life we lead. Well, Janine,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: you missed your big opportunity. So now you have to
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: like you've got to track me down via p I
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: and stalk me. Yeah, and now now it becomes dangerous.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: Now you're not able to afford to send your child
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: to their second year at.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: US because you're going to be in jail. Oh.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, there's giving all their money
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: to a PI.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, first that then jail and so Janine isn't
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: even going to be there for college GRADUATIONE fucked up,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: yeah big time because she had an opportunity to, you know,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: use a healthy communication. Yeah, and she didn't do it.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: And she didn't do it, waste of time and money. Well,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: we answered the question perfectly. I have my gorgeous hair
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: scalp or scalp premium scalp massage. Yes, hair scalp. I'm
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: so thrilled about this. Okay, good, and I've had such
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: a wonderful time with you.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you this is the highlight of my day,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: and not just because I'm only starting my day.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: It's going to get better, I promise.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: You no, I'm going to be carrying this with me
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: for a while. This was I genuinely had a really
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: go oh I did too?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: You did, like, oh, absolutely, Otherwise we would have ended
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: about forty five minutes.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I know, I wass asking you? Am I talking? I
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: feel like I talked a lot, but it felt like.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: I'm in charge here. Okay, I'll let you know when
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: you've talked to Thank you for being here, Thank you
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: so much for having me and listener, the podcast is
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: I'm slamming on the brakes. Where're you?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Know?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: All? Just moving on with our days? And I support
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: you in whatever you do next as long as it's
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: not well, even if it is illegal. I love you goodbye.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: senior producer is on Alise Nelson, and our episodes are
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: beautifully mixed by Ben Tolladay. The theme song is by
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: and I said, No Gifts, that's where you're going to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: don't you want to see the gifts?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I thought, I made myself perfectly clear, But you're I
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: guess to my home, you gotta come to me empty
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: And I said, no, guess, your own presence is presence enough.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff, So how do you
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: dare to surbey me