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Little Orphan Millie (S19E06) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  Hey, loser, your mom called Jes said globe Globe won day. You'll
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  be more haunted by those words than I am. Why aren't you crying?
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  I wish I could cry. Tears would cleanse my soul. Oh, now
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  you're very brief. Go ahead beat me up. Maybe then I'll feel something.
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  Whoa forefinger discount dude, Welcome to forfigure discount where. This week we're
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  going to be reviewing episode six of season nineteen of The Simpsons. It is
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  a little often Millie. I'm Dando, and I am going we correct.
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  It's a Millhouse of a side. What a shock. I certainly did not
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  see that coming, But yeah, we've got a mill House episode. I
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  thought it is one of the more enjoyable Millhouse episodes we've had in a while,
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  because I liked seeing him as the cool kid and not when he thinks
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  he's cool. But is it still a dog? It's no. People genuinely
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  liked Millhouse. This is the first time I've seen people actually like Millhouse,
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  genuinely liked Millhouse or intrigued by him. Because this is a it's a one
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  to eighty degree shift. We're our favorite Dorcas Malocus, our favorite nerd what
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  else point dexter? Poindexter the dud, that's dud. Don't you feel bad
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  for someone whose actual surname is Poindexter? Is the people whose neck surname is
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  that. There's an actor named Larry Poindexter. I've seen him pop up in
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  a few eighties movies, and he's just an average, straight looking guy.
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  He's got a fake Hollywood name. No, well, why would you call
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  yourself Larry Point? You're going to be memorable, aren't you? That's true?
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  It was that was stick? Did you have like a He didn't have
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  stick. He was just a guy, just a guy, Okay, Yeah,
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  he just played like bureaucrats or diplomats. I saw him in a couple
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  of action movies, and it was usual the guy who said, hey,
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  American ninja, they've got raids in this country, what about the race of
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  that little girl? Something like that? Actually no, no, he wasn't
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  like he was like this. Actually no, he was nothing like He was
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  a nothing like that. That was the American ninja who was saying, what
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  about the race that girl? He was the guy who would he was the
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  Walter Peck. He was the guy who would try to keep people on the
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  straight and narrow, so I guess he was aptly named. But I blame
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  young EMC for this that so I do for many things. You know,
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  standing on the wall like you were, pointdexter, suddenly everyone goes point texter.
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  What a name the thing is? Though whenever someone who grew up in
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  the nineties, he's the word point dexter. And I think at the Simpsons
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  it feels like it's a word at the Simpsons coin which I obviously didn't,
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  but it just feels like it's associated with the Simpsons. Point dex days the
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  word. I'm going to do some googling here, which is going to make
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  for fascinating content, particularly if we're talking or at the rate that you google
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  things. P O no, G. Well, first of all, G
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  double o G. Oh wait a minute, I'm googling Google into Google.
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  I remember the first time I showed my mum Hayted have to type the full
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  address. You can just type Google and it would come up. She was
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  like, what, I don't have to type www htt bag lass. That
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  changes everything. But as you said, being a child of the nineties,
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  I was not a child of the Nartis, and we're a child or even
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  teenager of the eighties, and I'm gonna think that there might have been a
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  Poindexter in the movie Revenge of the Nerds that would make sense. Was it
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  this guy? Was it Walter Peck whatever? You n't Pointdexter Revenge of the
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  Nerds? Which one was he? He was the guy with the red hair
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  and the thin glasses. I haven't seen those films for so long. I
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  remember them peeping through the with the hole in them? Was that Revenge of
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  the Ners people through the who in the shower saying you watched it now?
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  And gay, I feel awkward watching this At the time when I was a
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  kid, I felt like, oh, this is funny now watching go,
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  I'm a PERV. Before we had canceled culture. Revenge of the Nerds was
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  the first one to get canceled. Was that really? Oh? I had
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  a lot of people from the eighties revisiting it a little later and go,
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  these guys are sex criminals, sex pests. Nerds absolutely, but also sex
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  criminals, not pest criminals. There was a legitimate sex crime in the movie.
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  Yeah, not good. Yeah, someone would actually get arrested and maybe
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  he sent to jail for this. We shall not be reviewing Revenge of the
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  notes on the movie guys, we don't have trouble with the no worries.
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  Yeah, that's more youthful hydis. We had enough trouble with youthful hyjienks compared
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  to sexual crime. Then we didn't enough trouble with American Pie. We were
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  like, should he really be putting the naked girl on the internet? That
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  was I forgot how problematic that was, the fact that they didn't Actually,
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  there's no repercussions for it. Everyone's watching this shit getting naked and you just
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  never hear anything of it again. It's like, excuse me, what now?
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  Please tune into the movie guys talking about American Pie where we discussed this
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  topic and I don't know, more fun stuff. But yeah, but I
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  didn't mind this episode. The b plot right with Homer trying to work out
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  Marge's eyes. I thought it was fine for a B plot because at least
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  he was still he was trying to make the effort. I feel like in
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  recent times he might have just gone, we'll screw you on going to Mo's
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  and and then sort of later on going because when she said I'm not going
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  to let you see my eyes until you guess he would have gone, skow
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  you, I'm going to go to Moe's later on, would have gone,
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  oh you know what, I probably should make an effort from the get go.
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  Here. He just wanted to try and make an effort. Yes,
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  it felt very much like a traditional sitcom b plot where there is nothing to
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  accept, this misunderstand you can keep coming back to it, and it just
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  sort of kept the story fine. Yeah, Yeah, she's going to hold
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  a grudge justifiably. So. Yeah, although we'll talk about that in a
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  second. And he's going to be going through various stages of either trying to
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  work it out or what's the point or something like that. Did he have
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  what's the point? Mom mate? I think he did. Yeah, maybe
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  he didn't. You're right. He was more a lot disappointed in himself that
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  he couldn't figure it out, or frustrated with frustrated with himself. Yeah,
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  and we've discussed recently. I'm not sure what podcast it was. We do
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  too many here for you just get a network so many that you always forget
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  your family's birthdays, right, Oh yeah, I guess you should probably remember
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  a bit more because you're looking at your spouse more like every single day or
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  every moment if you like, just about. But still I can still buy
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  into the fact that Homer might not actually remember. Oh yeah, look,
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  by this stage of the proceedings, I know Lew's face as well as I
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  know my own. Yeah, I am ninety five percent sure that her eyes
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  are a lovely sort of copper chestnut. Be saying there's a chance at their
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  hazel, I'm saying there's a five percent chance that they're green. They break
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  I got on Instagram before God damn it cut out. But also the story
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  here of Millhouse's parents being back together, I thought it was nice seeing him
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  get along. I usually don't like when they just revert back to sort of
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  not status quo. But you know, it's been how many seasons now,
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  Season eight was Milhouse Divided. So this is our season, nineteen eleven years
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  on. Ye, I know they're hooked up again. I think it was
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  last season. This is the first time I've really seen them sort of getting
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  along together as a family kind of thing. I because they got they got
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  together in the episode where she found Marge's bra that's right in Kirk's room,
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  and then there was just nothing spoken about against like, are they still together,
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  so they're clearly still together. It was just nice thing to I didn't
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  mind the fact that I like their dynamic as a family when they're not at
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  odds. So I thought that Kirk as a bachelor who's depressed nois sad had
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  run its course. Yeah, by this point it was certainly good for a
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  few gags, going to be really good gags. Yeah, every character is
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  pathetic on the show, now, that's true. You want to have certain
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  characters that specialize empathetic but not but also specialize in different kinds of pathetic.
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  Because we like Kirk, I think we relate to Kirk in many ways in
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  the way things just don't go his way. We don't want him to be
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  so pathetic all the time. I don't know. I feel like him and
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  Luando a good match. Yeah, I think you have a resident Springfield sad
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  sack in Guilill. Yes. So, anytime you want to make someone into
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  an absolute human punching bag or pinata gills, your man gills down for the
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  job. I think Kirk is going to be pathetic and put upon in certain
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  circumstances, and it's usually to doe with a long term relationship breaking down and
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  re entering bachelorhood or a middle aged single man who's completely out of his depth.
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  And you're right that that kind of gag is going to run out of
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  a run out of petrouble relatively quickly. Well, it feels like now any
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  character who is not in a relationship just feels like a bit of a punch.
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  It feels like a Gill Gunners And now they're just they're they're losers.
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  Comic book guys a loser. Gill is a loser, Moe is a loser.
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  They're all just depressed, sad, sad. That's true. But I
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  think Comic book Guy and Mo and Gil they're all sad for specific reasons,
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  or they've got very distinct flavors of sad. See Combook Guy never used to
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  feel sad because he didn't give a shit either, and because he was sort
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  of it was sad the life that he leads because we thought, well,
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  what a pathetic life. But he's like, I think, give a shit,
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  I'm happy being a nerd. Well, every once in a while he
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  would sort of have these moments of self awareness. Was that that you must
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  be a define with the leaders. Yeah, I mean, you don't want
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  to keep nailing home the point it's like, oh, this guy's a big,
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  sweat, smelly loser because the way he hides his embarrassment is with just
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  being snarky all the time. So it was a nice thing. Brought down
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  a few times himself in comic book Law and the absolute destruction of a wheelbag
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  full of tacos. Who among who among us cannot relate? I know right
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  now, go a marathon with endless tacos. Holy shit, the dream is
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  the actual dream. Yeah. But as I was saying, though, Kirk
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  just feels so sad. Now, however, you see me just like this
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  guy, like, get him off my screen, such a loser. It's
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  nice seeing him happy again. And they're getting along. They are yeah.
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  Now the end, he was a bit like, okay, you just sort
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  of rund of ideas. What it felt very much like they'll see by oh
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  let's see more. But listen with that there it was almost like the gag
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  was this is ridiculous, we can't come up with anything. But he felt
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  like we're trying to come up with something and we didn't. What are they
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  doing going around the world? What the fun is going on? What I
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  was reminded of throughout this episode. Is that the title of McBain's life comedy
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  set, Let's Get Silly? Or is that his movie? It's one of
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  the two. Yeah, Let's Get Silly. That's it felt like the mandate
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  in the writer's room of this episode was let's get silly. Yeah, and
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  what way? What do you mean? There's a lot of ideas that they
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  don't quite fit together. I always say this about episodes where it feels like
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  a lot of episodes. I mean we've got parts, we're awkwardly smushing them
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  together. They sort of fit, but they don't really. I mean,
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  a strong breeze is going to blow this thing apart? Yeah, well I
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  think you had They had the idea for Millhouse to be like a how did
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  you define him? What was he a take off of? Well, it's
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  like it's like a rebel at cour It's very much a James denc the misunderstood
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  loner who's you know? And his disengagement from the world in this kind of
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  is what's the word I'm looking for? It's not on Weir. It's sort
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  of nihilism. Yeah, but that whole fit is the bad not the bad
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  boys, the misundersto Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it worked.
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  I didn't mind. Yeah. Look as someone who was not going to be
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  a jock or a punk rocker or anything like that. At a it's like,
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  you just don't get me, man, that's that was going to be
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  the beat me up. Then I feel something, Yeah, that's and listen,
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  Oh, there is a certain kind of person that that is cat net
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  for. Who would be that character in Breakfast Club? Was there one of
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  those in Breakfast Club? Not really in Breakfast Clubs, it's sort of in
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  a nineties film, what would you it's sort of Bender. Yeah, but
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  yeah, I mean it's like if Anthony Michael Hall played Bender, not the
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  future Ama Bender. We're knowing about the Joe Nelson by the words a documentary
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  starting this weekend that you'll probably enjoy called Brats Okay about the Brat Pack.
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  Oh okay, No, I didn't know about it. Yeah, I stif
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  watched the Jim Henson documentary. Yet I'm about fife. I feel so bad.
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  I like having things to look forward to. I've said this in the
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  podcast before. I love It's just like, oh, this is out,
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  I'm going to watch this. And then I was like, but if I
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  watch it, then I would have I would have to look for to anymore.
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  So even stored up. You know, God, God forbid you'd hit
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  by a car. Tomorrow you won't have seen Jim Henson ideas man from our
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  friends at Disney Plus, Friend of the Pod. Yeah, so yeah,
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  maybe do it. I'll get on there, don't worry. I think I
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  think it starts on Disney Plus this weekend. If not, it certainly starts
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  on the American version Hulu. I thought it was gonna be like a Toys
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  that made us about the Brat's toy line. That's what I like, What
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  are you done with here? I don't know, I don't know your secret.
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  Shame sort of shame at all, my little pony. Yeah but yeah,
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  directed by Andrew McCarthy, Starry Mamny, members of the Brat pack.
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  Yes, okay, yeah, So they had the idea for Millhouse to be
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  you know, James Dean type, and I thought, we can't really flesh
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  this out. They're throwing a b plot. This Homer forgetting Marge's ico is
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  definitely something that's just been sitting on a notepad for a while. Where can
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  we fit this in? I thought they sort of fit them in. They
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  didn't. They sort of they didn't go together, I guess, but they
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  were seamless. Still they branched off. Yeah, they didn't feel disjointed.
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  And anyway, Eye Color one branched off the marriage incident. Yeah, I
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  guess pretty well because because Millhouse was living with the Simpsons, you can keep
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  going back to that story. And I like the fact that whenever my Aham
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  would leave, Marge'll take the glasses off. Oh yeah, just the continuity
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  there. I didn't. I like that because I'm sitting there thinking if she
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  keeps these glasses on for the whole episode, even when home's like there,
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  that'd be silly. As soon as I leaves, glasses come off. Yeah.
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  Dandel likes continuity. Yeah. One thing they also do. Like in
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  season nineteen. So every season I feel like we've been watching recently, there's
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  a recurring gag right. So season eighteen it felt it was the sideshow,
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  mel I'm going to see something outrageous in every episode gag right, quite outrageous.
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  Yes, this season season nineteen so far, it's the we're going to
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  name things for a while and until the person to the point where someone goes,
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  will you stop saying words and saying names? They did it again in
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  this episode they did actually with the the I was saying all ocean related breakfast
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  products and things like that. Yeah. See, this just keeps going.
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  Oh it's the same, same, gag. I actually don't mind it,
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  but you do like a good every single episode though it gets annoying after all,
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  that's true, but it also feels like the a good idea for you,
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  gag. I mean, it's got a really rock solid foundation of like,
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  I can't stop saying things that are gonna hurt this person's feelings. But
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  when you do every episode, Yeah, and also when you just do it
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  in a very perfunctory fashion, like I'm just gonna keep naming things, I
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  mean, find ways to connect the things rather than just But for me,
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  it's the fact that they always end it with someone saying will you stop saying
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  things? Yeah? I enjoy that for some reason. But again, you're
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  right, it's getting too repetitive. I mean I do like, yeah,
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  for some reason, I do like stop saying things. Okay, I find
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  that funny. For me, I enjoyed the first time, and maybe the
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  second time, kind of the third time. Fourth time, I'm kind of
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  done with it. I get where you're coming from. Yeah, I hotly
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  understand. Also, this episode spawned the iconic Marge Crump meme, So Marge
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  joined the Crump dance is a really iconic just a still shot. We're gonna
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  have to redefine our meaning of the word iconic because that wasn't really sure?
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  Is it's huge in the Simpsons meme worth the Marge Crump massive Like it's not
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  quite on steamed hands level, but it's just that shot. It's up there.
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  Would you like to know what I learned this weekend? What a crump
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  is? Well, not so much what crump is, but what it stands
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  for. What does the stand trump is actually an acronym for what I wrote
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  this down? Okay, Kingdom radically uplifted, mighty praise. How's that happening?
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  Yeah, that's That's what I was curious about as well. Was that
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  is that in relation to the dance? Is that just the word crump?
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  It is a little it's a little backstory, a little backstory for you,
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  Lovely. Luis and I were watching a documentary on Netflix called Dancing with the
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  Devil where these kids come out to La and I want to be a dancer.
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  The only way that people dance these days is on TikTok and things like
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  that. They get sort of roped into this cult slash church. And let
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  me rewind that they get roped into this church slash cult. I was like,
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  we're gonna, you know, we're gonna be a management company as well,
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  and we're gonna put you on TikTok and make you famous and all this
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  kind of stuff, and we're gonna take a huge amount of your money to
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  do so. And yeah, and a lot of them are like, well,
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  you know, I wanted to sort of get back to God, but
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  I also want to dance and be famous and you know, be on TikTok
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  and all. This is the best of both Wolks. It was the worst
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  of both worlds, I can imagine. Yeah, but it sounds like a
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  Schemes cartment would run though very much. But there's a lot of crumbers,
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  crumpers. I was about to say crumpet. Crumpets just seems like the obvious
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  one, right, you would say that, but I supposed to do with
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  crump It needs to be it'd be crumpets with a K and double T crumpets.
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  What you We're not trying to be sort of gender divisive. These days.
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  I mean, you know, we don't really compeits. You don't say
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  actress that much anymore, do you. Regardless, you have the Crumpers and
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  the Crumpet, Yes, but the Marge crump very iconic in the Simpsons the
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  mean world. Okay, well but apparently crumping yeah, got it? Quite
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  can have a quite a religion component to it. That's what That's what it
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  stands for, according to the one person anyway. But then person over ditam
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  also the Internet. The Internet. This, by the way, listener slash
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  viewers, this is another reason why you need to stop saying The Simpsons ended
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  at season ten because the March, crump Stuper sexy Flanders. There are so
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  many iconic moments that came the what was the one with Homer? The three
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  money, all these iconic memes that you guys throw around on a daily basis
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  came after season ten. So stop bitching, which are bitchin? What have
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  I also really enjoyed. Actually, let's get the favorite moments. Well,
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  say you're saying everything that you enjoy Yeah, yeah, you're just you're burning
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  through your favorite moments. Hey, my favorite one of the final things that
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  I enjoyed. Right, Well, are we officially in favorite moments? Yes
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  we are. Indeed, you just heard the music in your head was editing
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  in camera? Okay? Good? Saving Private Ryan the parody? Right?
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  Oh yes, I like this because this felt like a classic Simpsons parody where
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  as a kid, you will have no idea what they're going for here,
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  but they do it in the way where you go, I know it's something,
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  Yes, I don't know what it is, and when you're old enough
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  you look it up and go, oh, it's saving Private Ryan. That's
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  what you used to do. As a nineties kid, you'd see all these
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  references on The Simpsons and go, I don't know what's going on here,
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  but I know it must be something. And then you get older and you
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  go, oh, that's what that was. Yeah, that's what kids at
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  this time in his first aired would have got a bit older and going,
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  oh, it's Saving Private Ryan. That's cool. I've never rewatched Saving Private
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  Ryan. I saw it once at the cinema. I like, I don't
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  think I even need to see this again. Not because it was too harrowing,
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  wasn't it. It was just kind of a drag. Yeah, I
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  real watching. I didn't. I saw it on TV for the first time.
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  So when it first aired on TV, Steven Spielberg and the Greatest Generation
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  Wagliff that was the point guy. But the opening scene I were watching on
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  TV, going, I don't think I can do much more of this Like
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  that opening ten minutes is unbelievable. It's unbelievable in both good and bad way.
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  Yeah. I mean, you have never been morely thrust into the into
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  the chaos of war, unless, of course you actually went to war.
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  Thank you for your service. Yes, uh so that part of it is
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  too grueling, and part of the rest is just kind of this kind of
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  slog and I'm not really that into it. So someone told me that they
• 19:36
  think Dunkirk is better than Saving Private Ryan, and I didn't agree. I
• 19:40
  would agree, you would in what way? I don't know. I was
• 19:41
  just more drawn into Dunkirk. I thought it was I want it was better
• 19:47
  filmmaking. Although, like I said, I think Saving Private Ryan kind of
• 19:49
  not falls off the cliff after the Normandy scene, but the rest of us
• 19:52
  going like I guess, I wonder if twenty years of technology advancement helped Dunkirk.
• 19:57
  Maybe Dunkirk also Tom Hardy, who I find dreamy? What about Tom
• 20:00
  Hanks? Though? Which time are you going for Hardy or Hanks crows?
• 20:06
  Let me go? What else did you enjoy for this episode? Oh,
• 20:10
  Holly's just walked in. Hello, Holly, Holy, come in, Holy.
• 20:12
  You want to say hello, it's beautiful a color because I'm looking at
• 20:15
  it. Holly's got a cough, so she's home at the moment. Come
• 20:18
  inside, Holley, we come say hello, Come, come say hello.
• 20:21
  Uncle Guy comes on Dadd's knee. Ah. She says she's going for a
• 20:26
  way and she tricked, Mommy, Holly, come here. So we did
• 20:27
  you dube your mum. Did you trick mummy? Yeah, Holly, come
• 20:30
  here, sweetheart, come here, clever, careful of the light switch.
• 20:33
  There we go. You wanna sit on Dad's knee, but don't dig away,
• 20:38
  don't don't we on dad's knee? All right? Say hi for guy?
• 20:44
  You say hi? Are you nervous? You always want to always she
• 20:48
  always says, where's that good guy? You never say that? You never
• 20:52
  said that? Do you want to say hello? And do you want to
• 20:52
  go back to mummy? What do you want to do? Get back to
• 20:56
  mummy? She's all nervous. Get this guy away from creepy. She's like
• 21:00
  her lesson, no more tricky Mummy. You end up in the room and
• 21:03
  like a guy. Yeah, it's very accurate. Doesn't make it any less
• 21:11
  hurtful. So what did you enjoy? I forgot because Holly walked in?
• 21:14
  Well, I was about to say. I sympathize with Homer for many reasons,
• 21:18
  and empathize with Homer for many reasons. But is beautiful a color?
• 21:22
  Feels like the kind of thing that I would say, Oh, I love
• 21:23
  that line. Actually, yeah, it's I know it was meant to be
• 21:26
  funny, but it's it's a good line. It is. It feels like
• 21:32
  something I would I send you a message. Actually, there's a song I
• 21:33
  was listening to just came up with my feed and there was like a comment
• 21:37
  that said, I feel like this song would be what the color yellow sounds
• 21:40
  like. And I was like, that's a really cool. Comment on a
• 21:44
  YouTube was that it was a song yellow by Coldplate. Now it was put
• 21:48
  your record on or whatever, and I'm like, this does feel like what
• 21:52
  yellow would sound like, warm, inviting, sunny, sunny. Yeah,
• 21:57
  I just when eleven am sunshine coming through your window. Yes, exactly right.
• 22:02
  But yeah, I just thought the Homer saying is beautiful color. I'm
• 22:03
  like, that's both funny and accurate. It's also it is the kind of
• 22:08
  dodge that I would use, because Homer not I love when home is not
• 22:12
  being a jerk, You're just being an idiot. But it's like a lovable
• 22:15
  idiot is like it's beautiful a color. That's a genuine way a guy would
• 22:19
  try and get out of this is absolutely you look great. How do I
• 22:25
  look in at stress? They both look good. You never want to be
• 22:29
  us? How do I look into stress? It's like, um, you
• 22:30
  know you don't want to say dot my honest answer go, I think you
• 22:34
  look amazing. Always just go with that it's the true. Always preface with
• 22:38
  I think, because yes, it's always going to be true. Yeah.
• 22:41
  Uh. And when yes, you're given a choice between two they both look
• 22:47
  great, preface it with they both look great, and then offer your honest
• 22:52
  opinion. Se when when your spouse, your partner. When Nichola says to
• 22:56
  me, how do I look into stress? I always say I'm terrible fashion.
• 22:59
  You know, I think you look amazing, but don't go by me.
• 23:02
  And it's an out because I have no idea what fashion is and I'm
• 23:07
  saying this is beautiful. So that's my out. Like, consider the source.
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• 23:56
  was thinking if I'd created like spider Burps, if I'd done that thing where
• 24:00
  you know, I put that's actually host around, spiders come out and then
• 24:03
  spiders run a mark and they come out of baby burps a lot that that
• 24:06
  should be like a boy version of a doll, like where creepy shit comes
• 24:08
  like burps, like something creepy comes out or whatever. You can sort of
• 24:11
  like. Isn't that the Garbage Power Kids or things like that. I don
• 24:15
  never owned one of those. I remember the Cabbage Patch Kids, but Garbage
• 24:17
  Power Kids actually a toy or just a trading card set. I thought they
• 24:19
  might have actually made toys. Okay, there was certainly a Garbage Pail Kids
• 24:22
  movie. Fun fact our pal Jim Cummings voices two of the characters in in
• 24:26
  the Garbage Power Kids movie. Can you believe that? That is a fun
• 24:29
  fact that I did not know? So, I mean, we didn't plant
• 24:32
  that. He does nat nerd and he does the guy that thinks he's like
• 24:34
  travolto that guy in the Garbage Power Kids. Jim comes with his voice,
• 24:38
  Oh my gat, my gat, They'll depended on my gat on that not
• 24:42
  just like he's he's got peoples and ship. It's one of the worst movies
• 24:47
  of all time. I'm sure Jim got a nice paycheck for it. It's
• 24:52
  yeah, speaking of worst movies of all time, Mac and Me, my
• 24:56
  friend bought The Blue River from the States because he can't get available here.
• 24:59
  It's one of those things to suggest to Umbrella, I reckon Mac and Mee
• 25:00
  would do well for like. It's got a cult following now. Mac and
• 25:03
  Me and I watched it and I go to Nicola. I know this movie
• 25:07
  is terrible, but I've got such a nostalgia for it, and I worked
• 25:10
  at what it is I think that I love the most. It's the score.
• 25:11
  Alan Silvestri does the does the score for it? Right? That guy
• 25:15
  does good music. It does Avengers, he does what does he does iconic
• 25:18
  themes. Right. Yeah, he's done a lot of stuff for robertson mechis.
• 25:22
  Yes, so he does the score for it, and I went onto
• 25:25
  the score on YouTube to listen to it, and someone had to comment on
• 25:26
  again YouTube comments. Someone had to comment saying, I want to watch the
• 25:30
  movie that Alan thought he was scoring because the score is so great for Mac
• 25:36
  and Me, but the movie not great. Right. I love it because
• 25:40
  I love it when I was a kid, a nostalgia for it. But
• 25:41
  the music in Mac and Me, I recommend check it out that just the
• 25:45
  final track on the Macame score on YouTube. Listen to it and prove me
• 25:49
  wrong. Tell me that it's bad. It's not. It's great. Yeah,
• 25:52
  you've made a very persuasive case for it, speaking of movies that are
• 25:56
  bad. But I'm still never gonna watch Macais. You have to do it
• 25:57
  at least once. Won't do it? Why? Why? Because you persuade
• 26:06
  to be with that Ale Savestry also did the theme for Back to the Future,
• 26:08
  Yes, which is we talk about iconic. That's iconic. Yes,
• 26:14
  speaking of the unified theory of full Finger discount. That's the other thing I
• 26:15
  watched on the weekend. It's on Apple TV. It's called still a Michael
• 26:19
  Jack Fox movie. Have you seen this one? No? How is it
• 26:22
  new? It's relatively new. Wow? Okay, yeah, documentary about Michael
• 26:25
  jeffsh documentary. Okay, yes, I get it now, Yeah, sort
• 26:27
  of the title makes sense now, yeah, going through his whole life also
• 26:33
  is just diagnosed with Parkinson's and his current life with Parkinson's and his family.
• 26:37
  It's very good, very very brave man, very brave man. Oh absolutely,
• 26:40
  And I mean it's very unflinching as well on talking about and depicting and
• 26:44
  showing how how much of a struggle it is for him. I mean,
• 26:47
  yeah, yet the world at his finger taps. Oh yeah. And the
• 26:49
  documentary very very vividly expresses that he's sort of yeah, brief early phase of
• 27:00
  like I was broken, jobless in Hollywood, and yeah, I'd sort of
• 27:03
  cash in on and a great saying is like I was selling off my sectional
• 27:08
  sofa until I had like one chair lift but I had a card and a
• 27:12
  chip. No, no, no, I had a chair and a chip,
• 27:15
  And they're like, what does that mean? It goes like I got
• 27:18
  a chair at the table and one chip left. I'm still in the game.
• 27:19
  Why j FOXO. Good with the aphorism. I'm stealing it. Oh
• 27:26
  yeah, I'm definitely using that. Uh sorry, I've got one last thing
• 27:30
  that I did like, and I like the what what they called the coast
• 27:33
  guard guys, the navy guy. Yeah, I just called the navy guys.
• 27:36
  Yeah. Yeah. If you've been to the sea huge and they're not
• 27:41
  connected, enjoy that very much. Next question, you there eating the paste?
• 27:48
  All right, it is trivia time, mister Davis. Actually, before
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  snitch. We say snitches get stitches, but in this case we're happy to
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  name names. I was like, where's he going with this? You knew
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  where I was going. Now. By the way, it's hard for a
• 29:38
  quick uncalled for unsolicited ad break. But the other day you and I were
• 29:44
  talking about Prime Prime and I was like, what is prime? I've got
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  no idea what you're talking about. Turn Out it was Jake Andel Logan Paul's
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  hydration formula drink. All the kids are addicted to it these days and now
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  grown up is because they actually did to do it. No, no,
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  no, I haven't even tasted it yet. I haven't yet. I was
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  in the supermarket, yeah, passing by a special scan because I'm always looking
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  to see it much cheap. Guess what was cheap crime? Was it?
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  Really? Oh? Yeah, there was this and there was like blueberry favorite.
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  This is meta moon flavor. This is going to be a test tasting,
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  taste testing. Yeah, there's absolutely going to be a taste test.
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  What flavor is? Zach? Feel free to edit this out, but this
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  looks like watery come this, it's metal moon flavor. And meta Moon.
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  But what's the actual what that makes sense to me? What's meta moon?
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  Par Yeah? What a time to be alive. It's about moon milk on
• 30:40
  the Simpsons. We're talking about this Star Wars drinking milk milk and the cans
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  blue milk. But I do know that in thirty years time, kids are
• 30:47
  gonna find it and go meta Moon. What a time to be alive.
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  Yeah, if they have podcasts thirty years from now, you're gonna have Dandling
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  read this though, says here. They're gonna be using guys, old man
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  you refresh, replenish, and refuel. Prime is the perfect boost for every
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  endeavor. We're confident you'll love it as much as we do. Humbly the
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  Prime team. Holy shit, the copywriter's put a bit of sass on that
• 31:29
  one. You ten percent coconut water in this b vitamins. Seamen, that's
• 31:34
  seaman, I know what you drink. I love that they have spent seven
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  lines big upping themselves and big uping their their beverage. Humbly the Prime team.
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  You have to you have to taste testing now. Humility is not part
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  of the Pool brand. No, not at all. Here, Jakendel logan,
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  if you want to come on the show, let's have a chat and
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  actual here taste test of Meta moon Pie Prime drink. Here we go,
• 32:00
  goes flashbacks to his youth. Oh man, you can smell it? Really
• 32:07
  that you don't if I hold you close? Yeah, you little can't smell
• 32:10
  it all the sweetness and candy candy fruit flavor, sweetness plus sweetness. There
• 32:16
  we go. It's happening, it begins. Look it to your veins.
• 32:23
  That is literally dissolving the teeth in my mouth. It is incredibly sweet.
• 32:28
  Yeah, that's what they said my friends who are hooked it like it's like
• 32:30
  drinking syrup. Do you want to try a litit? Yeah? Why not,
• 32:32
  let's do it. It's incredibly candy flavored. Okay, oh cheap is
• 32:38
  it feels like you're drinking cordial without water in it. Yeah, that's not
• 32:43
  quite that bad. But it's like you haven't put it enough water in the
• 32:45
  cordial. Yeah, it needs another couple of goes with the tap. But
• 32:49
  I'm guessing, Oh man, can you imagine, like you've you've done your
• 32:52
  burn, you know, you put in the hours at the gym. What
• 32:57
  are the calories in this and this is how you hydrate? Has it got
• 33:00
  so it's a calorie for using twenty five calories. It's just all the sweet
• 33:02
  It must just be full of sweetness. So it's calorie freeze. It's like
• 33:07
  basically like pepsi max essentially, so sugar in it. It's just all sweetness.
• 33:12
  See that's where they're getting. There's no sugar in it, but there's
• 33:14
  all sweetness. I mean, I think I prefer sugar too. I want
• 33:16
  to like sweetness. I would feel sick if I drank a who bottle of
• 33:20
  that. Oh thank god. Yeah, I've had like I took three regular
• 33:23
  gulps. I could see how people could get addicted to that. Though.
• 33:27
  Oh yeah, it does taste like candy, but it's a little bit too
• 33:30
  thick for me, as some would say. Indeed, this is according to
• 33:34
  the bottle not suitable for children under fifteen years of age, pregnant or lactating.
• 33:38
  She should only hang on well, the kids should only be used under
• 33:43
  medical or dietetic supervision. My friends? Is that for pregnant women? For
• 33:46
  everybody? I don't know. My friends have a I think it's a ten
• 33:50
  year old, as six year old and a three year old and they're all
• 33:52
  drinking it? Are they the size of that? But Simpson all over there,
• 33:57
  which is fucking huge? That's that's that's from that giant Bart Simpson from
• 34:01
  the movie from the fucking huge store from the movie Display Simpson's movie, can
• 34:07
  You So that's the what I always tell you about where I could have bought
• 34:08
  who set for eight hundred bucks with the backdrop and everything and that Nicholas like
• 34:12
  you don't need it, and I'm like, ah, I guess you're right.
• 34:14
  I really would have liked to show we've had no room for it and
• 34:15
  our selves for twenty five thousand dollars. So I guess you won that,
• 34:19
  right, Well, you lost that. I lost it. I can't hanging
• 34:22
  over her head forever. You lost the battle, but you won. They
• 34:25
  won that war. Okay, I'm not going to be drinking anymore, no
• 34:28
  more, no more. Indeed, maybe different flavorul be better, but I
• 34:30
  think that's just like drinking non water down cordial. Yeah, meta, Moon
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  met the Moon met to Moon par Yeah, I'm gonna I'm going to slip
• 34:39
  at the holly and yeah, she's going to be dancing off the walls from
• 34:43
  the next two days. Should we just skip trivia or just do you like?
• 34:45
  One question is could we go for like thirty minutes already? We have?
• 34:47
  We have, but I don't think. I don't think there's a whole
• 34:50
  lot in the episode to discuss. Yeah, true, okay, all right,
• 34:52
  but we'll do the trivia real quick. Next question, you there eating
• 34:57
  the base. Hit me with your first question. The containers has how many
• 35:00
  convenient locations? According to Homer no idea five. My first question is what
• 35:07
  are the ingredients of prime? I need to find prime candy flavored water?
• 35:13
  Candy flavored water would swept with sweetness. My first real question is what did
• 35:15
  Homer eat after making love to March for the first time and almond paste in
• 35:20
  it? Yeah, it was a bear claw claw? Well done? Is
• 35:23
  a beg claw like a croissant? I mean it's a pastry of some kind,
• 35:27
  right, yeah, I'm envisially just like a claw. The claw the
• 35:31
  most memorable bit from the Jim carry Lay film, the Claw and the blippers
• 35:36
  at the end, although also the incredibly racist bit from Gets Smart, Not
• 35:38
  the Not the Claw to go Home and which Get Smart and Revenge of the
• 35:45
  Notes bear Claw. You say dessert, right, or maybe pastry pastry bear
• 35:50
  claw pastry. No, it's kind of like a croissant. It's got like
• 35:53
  the is it yogurt on top? Ranola and yogurt? It looks like it.
• 35:59
  Guess it feels very can anyway, is it my turn to ask you
• 36:01
  a question? Ah? Yes? What was the ratio of votes in the
• 36:07
  Millhouse bart cool off that was on the front page of the school seventy three
• 36:10
  twenty seven? That is right? Stuck with me, alrighty. My next
• 36:15
  question for you is what did the sign at the weddings say? Oh?
• 36:19
  Man, I thought it was funny at the time, or maybe I didn't
• 36:21
  do not kick sea turtles? Do not kick sea turtles. Yeah, that's
• 36:23
  not funny at all. No, apparently I saw this thing on time for
• 36:27
  what guys are on Twitter? I saw this on Twitter the other day,
• 36:30
  Like this segment genuinely needs its own intro, you say every single episode,
• 36:35
  that's my to it. There was footage of like a little crab scuttling along
• 36:40
  the beach and picking up in its claws like a baby sea turtle and running
• 36:45
  off with it, and the caption was you were not legally allowed I've seen
• 36:50
  this to rescue the baby turtle. Yeah, but I would Would you do
• 36:52
  it? Though? It was kind of like that the test at the startup
• 36:55
  Blade Runner, Yeah, where it's like that turtles lying in his back.
• 36:59
  Why turning it over? I don't know, Leon, you tell me,
• 37:01
  I'm gonna shoot you. Spoilers blad run. I was like, wait a
• 37:07
  minute. Turtles are like, you know, cool eternal cruises, they live
• 37:12
  forever. Yeah, cruise in the ocean, just chilling. But you saving
• 37:15
  that turtle. That's gonna be one hundred years of a life right the meanwhile,
• 37:19
  crabs, beady eyed, litchy love, raffian monstrosities. Turtle. I
• 37:27
  think there was something else. It was like a bird or something just trying
• 37:30
  to get the baby turtle. And it's like, would you say it?
• 37:31
  I think everyone's gonna say yes, everyone's going to say the turtle people like
• 37:35
  turtles. Yes, they have no enemies besides the hair. That's even then
• 37:40
  that's a haus fault. That's a friendly rap. That that's respect among competitors.
• 37:46
  Is a time to ask you a question? Yes, okay, this
• 37:50
  is very obvious, but what is the commendation for a full body jukebox?
• 37:53
  Slam? Oh no, I did not write this down. I knew you
• 37:57
  might have put this ab up left trigger, right trigger, both triggers.
• 38:01
  That's how I used to play like Tech in the more to Combat. I
• 38:05
  would push those things not realizing I'm doing it. You just mashed the pad.
• 38:07
  Yeah, that's the best thing about those old old school arcade games,
• 38:10
  just mashing and eventually you'd pull something off and you go. I meant that.
• 38:14
  Should we do a gaming podcast called mash the Pad? Of course we
• 38:17
  should mash the pod. We just came up with. This is the the
• 38:23
  brains are working over time. Let's google this again, starting way to any
• 38:28
  new podcast here. Wouldn't you love it if mashed pod is one, mash
• 38:35
  the Pod is not one, Let's do it. It's just us terrible at
• 38:37
  video games. But it could be a podcast though, because it's a visual
• 38:42
  thing, there should be like a page on Google when you try to type
• 38:45
  in a podcast already taken stupid? What were you thinking? Or as if
• 38:53
  a funny meme of The Simpsons? Because I just watched The Acolyte, the
• 38:57
  first episode, the pilot, some would say, because I thought we might
• 39:00
  be able to tackle the pilot episode of The Acolyte for our new TV launch
• 39:02
  pod podcast, which we kick off with Bob's Burgers. And we won't reveal
• 39:07
  the second one yet because i'm't sure where people can to listen to this first
• 39:09
  or whatever. But we're recording our second one tomorrow, which is very exciting.
• 39:13
  But The Acolyte has a segment opening like exterior shot of is a coruscan
• 39:19
  coras scant coruscand coruscand and it comes up saying Correscent and then it's like Star
• 39:22
  Wars fans, it's end or I didn't think it was the Death Star.
• 39:32
  But the thing is, though I watched it and I went, I didn't
• 39:35
  know what it was, but still hardcore Star Wars fans probably would have gone
• 39:37
  the but I would who has memories of the prequels. I don't fucking know
• 39:43
  what always places look like anymore. Yeah, I probably could not pick Coras
• 39:46
  scant from They all looked the same to me in those prequels. Yeah,
• 39:51
  all right, I'll hit you one more question and we'll get into our review
• 39:53
  of a Little Off for Millie. Sure, easy. One. Teacher's name,
• 39:57
  the rope climbing teacher? Oh was it? Mister Johnson Johnson? Just
• 40:00
  the basic name. There we go, mister Johnson, mister Johnson. I'm
• 40:02
  dad. I don't know how we said it like that. I don't think
• 40:06
  that's an actual thing. Well, oh my god, no, but the
• 40:08
  missus dances and mister Janson, I just thought you were doing cartman probably miss
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• 40:42
  All right, so the episode kicked up. Sorry. The original air
• 40:45
  date of Little Ulfa Millie was November eleventh, two thousand and seven. Production
• 40:47
  Coach jab F two two, written by Mick Kelly, It's newer namer and
• 40:52
  directed by Lance Kramer. The chopboard gag. There is no such thing as
• 40:55
  an ipodty iPods one of the most glows borious inventions of all time. And
• 41:01
  I'm sad that they're gone. But they're not needed anymore, I guess not.
• 41:06
  They're really not. I myself for when I like to go out and
• 41:13
  get my steps up. I have invested in a little MP three player.
• 41:16
  You mentioned this because I don't want to take the phone. Yeah. Yeah,
• 41:20
  the phone's a little bit too heavy. I can get one of those
• 41:21
  things you put in your sleep, but then you look like a douche.
• 41:22
  Yeah uh. And the wireless headphones connect to the phone sometimes you're going to
• 41:27
  get breakouts. I want a cord. I want something that just plays a
• 41:30
  chord, Okay, I want something to plays music and podcasts. Yeah.
• 41:31
  I used to get so annoyed with the chord because I'd be running and it
• 41:36
  would like yank. I had my iPod in my pocket and was like,
• 41:37
  yank it out of my ears all the time. I don't run fast enough
• 41:40
  for that. But I did not get this gag. The mosest thing is
• 41:45
  an ie potty? Is it meant to eye potty? Oh maybe yeah,
• 41:50
  I go potty potty? Oh yeah, yeah, I guess that's it.
• 41:52
  Yeah. But the couch over the family appears on the cover of Modern Couch
• 41:55
  Gag magazine. I thought the intro here was different. I'm not sure we
• 42:00
  ever had this if they all spoke, they did. You heard various comments
• 42:02
  from the various springfieldings. Yes, but skateboarded pass are you're testing something out
• 42:07
  here? I don't know you heard a little something. Did you hear something
• 42:09
  from Lisa as she left? You know she was playing the blue She was
• 42:13
  just playing music. I'm pretty sure. But Bart laughed as he left.
• 42:16
  But you had like every time but we go past somebody in the street,
• 42:20
  that street scene. Yes, wow, yeah, they'd say something. I
• 42:23
  thought. I don't think wow. I don't think we've ever had this before,
• 42:29
  right, not to the best of my do sometimes skip the intro,
• 42:31
  so we may have had it. I'm guilty of it. When I'm it's
• 42:34
  only when I'm doing the reviews, I'll skipped the intro and I'm like,
• 42:36
  I've got funk all time. Well, we've got so many intros where it
• 42:39
  just goes from the Simpsons to straight into it, straight into it. I
• 42:45
  felt it's been the full I felt they're running on fumes a bit, and
• 42:49
  they're like, let's just pad this out with an intro. Everybody likes padding.
• 42:52
  I mean, it makes sense though, why they made the intro so
• 42:54
  long in the first place. And well, the Simpsons the first show to
• 42:59
  make an intro sort of like a gag in itself with the couch gag and
• 43:05
  the chop board gag. Did intros ever exist like that pre Simpsons? I'm
• 43:08
  going to confidently say no, okay, even though I'm probably wrong, and
• 43:15
  that's that. The episode kicks off though, with what misson evis? Can
• 43:22
  you remember the par picnic? What the park picnic? The park picnic?
• 43:25
  That's correct. I have gotten my note to here. I've got a space
• 43:30
  where it's like I think I was going to write something down, but then
• 43:32
  I wrote down the next thing. Okay, it's just shiny out the window
• 43:36
  and you got distracted. That's probably correct. It's basically, there's a bee
• 43:38
  on Maggie that the van Houten's and the Simpsons a having a picnic in the
• 43:40
  park. That's what I was going to write down. I thought this was
• 43:44
  actually a pretty funny gag that Homer does. Nothing adds up to the story,
• 43:49
  but it's just this would be funny to put in there. It is.
• 43:51
  Yes, I'm a sort of he jumps up, his head goes into
• 43:55
  a bee high. Maggie had the b on her, so he goes,
• 43:58
  stands up and his head goes into the high. Yes. Then he rolls
• 44:00
  up in the blueberries first, blueberries first, and then the picnic picnic rug.
• 44:06
  Yes, and Marge thinks and he's mocking here and he looks like Madge.
• 44:07
  Yes, and he's going because he's been bitten by bees. Yeah,
• 44:12
  but again, one of these things are putting your hat on a hat.
• 44:15
  I don't think you needed Marge saying, don't make fun of me at things.
• 44:17
  Just have them next to each other and have him going. Just have
• 44:21
  herko. Yeah, she'ld have to explain it. Yeah, I didn't have
• 44:23
  to explain it. Yeah, we're smart people. Yeah, maybe we're not.
• 44:27
  Maybe maybe maybe we're not shit, is it possible we're stupid. I
• 44:31
  think there's probably a big chance that we're all fucking idiots. Oh man.
• 44:35
  Yeah. Kirk though, announces that they're going to be getting remarried, and
• 44:38
  I'm just like, that's nice, nice, nice for Millhouse at least anyway
• 44:42
  we kind of get it. We get a couple of metag gigs here.
• 44:44
  So this one here, your brother, Assistan, because you look awful lot
• 44:45
  of each other, like each other. So many Simpsons fans always went why
• 44:50
  they look exactly the same, like no other couples in the Simpsons look the
• 44:52
  same. But these guys were drawn. It's like, are they related?
• 44:57
  The Millhouse is going to stop being used as a porn now in their fights,
• 45:00
  and they break into a little bit of a scrubble and he uses a
• 45:02
  porn? Did your father say that? But now in your family again,
• 45:05
  you can stop lying. Then Homer is picking out the tie for the wedding.
• 45:07
  Any twenty minutes to get there? You're running it a bit bit fine
• 45:10
  there, absolutely, but Mars suggests the one the same color of my eyes,
• 45:15
  and Homer cannot remember what color that is. I just love that.
• 45:19
  Yeah, it's beautiful. The color while played by Homer. But you know,
• 45:22
  if you have seen Gone Girl, I have seen it. I remember
• 45:25
  one particular scene that I remember a lot. There's a great bit in it
• 45:29
  where you Ben Affleck is sort of the prime suspect and the disappearance possibly murder
• 45:34
  of his wife. He's been grueled by this female cop who's, you know,
• 45:37
  asking all his questions about how well he really knows his wife. What's
• 45:39
  her wives blood type? And he's like, Sergeant Benson, yeah, and
• 45:43
  then no one knows that. After after that's what the cop step. He
• 45:50
  goes, am, I supposed to know my wife's a blood type? Do
• 45:52
  you guys know? Although they slipped in humor into a serious scene now yeah
• 45:58
  yeah. But then and he says, I don't know you eye color.
• 46:00
  I just judge people with the color of their skin. I thought I thought
• 46:04
  it was quite but Marge Lee's basically Blanche's covering her ash. Shees I'm not
• 46:07
  gonna let you see my eye color too. You can remember what color they
• 46:10
  are. Now at the wedding, Love Joyce's randomly giving them sass, yeah,
• 46:14
  yeah, what's going on here? And Homer using the word spaz I
• 46:17
  wasn't so sure about I thought, I'm not showing why you'd use that anymore.
• 46:22
  The words spaz we we used to say all the time, but now
• 46:24
  we're more learned and we go, you know what, that's probably not a
• 46:28
  nice term to use. Well, even beyond saying Lizigo called out for using
• 46:30
  this particular term okay yeah by a young Australian woman. Apparently, well you
• 46:35
  shouldn't use it. In my opinions, it's not nice. But basically he's
• 46:38
  giving him a sass. He's reading out the early drafts of the vows.
• 46:40
  Eventually it says, you know, just to say yes, I do whatever.
• 46:43
  Make it quick, because the seagulls are in the orders, and apparently
• 46:45
  they're made of seagull meat. See in a weak milhouse. How fun at
• 46:51
  the Simpsons. If you don't like missus Simpson's cooking, you have your mummy
• 46:54
  meals? I got them. Why does every kid who stays with us bring
• 47:00
  meals? Put pineapple on my potato salad? Little letter? I remember I
• 47:05
  was a kid. If I said at my friend's house, I was like,
• 47:07
  oh man, cook that as good as my men's. Oh yeah,
• 47:09
  what is it about you? Is it just because you're used to it as
• 47:13
  a kid. It's just because she's humor. Yeah. No, I think
• 47:15
  it's also familiarity. This is the first time we've had a gag that says
• 47:20
  that Marge is cooking isn't good? By the way, well, it's extremely
• 47:22
  experimental. I mean, I'm sorry I went full full Greta Gutenberg when she
• 47:28
  said, you put pineapple and potato salad? How dare you? Yeah,
• 47:30
  I don't think you do pineapple and anything? Not great? No, No,
• 47:35
  I've seen pineapple, pineapple and pizza. No, yes, really,
• 47:37
  okay, what about well, I mean not on every pizza, but what
• 47:40
  about you get a burger from the shop chicken sits or burg and they put
• 47:45
  a slice of pineapple on it. I went to the roadhouse and they said
• 47:46
  chicken sets and burgers come with pineapple. And they always asked do you want
• 47:50
  pineapple and no pineapp because I think it's a it's a very divisive thing.
• 47:52
  They always got no pineapple, thank you. Yeah, I think that's a
• 47:55
  that's a very special that's the tropical chicken per if I wanted that, I
• 48:00
  ask for the tropical Yeah, but the standard chicken setzelburger, Chicken City at
• 48:02
  the at the roadhouse, delicious burger without the pineapple. It's at the supermarket
• 48:08
  the other day and I picked up two pineapple items. I mean, I
• 48:12
  got this sort of and it gets pineapple like spiced pineapple cocktail mixer. I'm
• 48:16
  like, I don't if I'm gonna have this with any booze or anything like
• 48:20
  that. But I had a splashed to my mineral water give it a tropical
• 48:22
  zing. And also a candy bar called Perky Nana. Never heard of it,
• 48:28
  yeah, from our friends at Cadbury, friend of the pod. So
• 48:30
  I don't like the pineapple lollies either, do you like? I think I
• 48:34
  like pineapple lollies more than I like actual pineapple. Do you really? And
• 48:37
  I like actual pineapple. There's three lollies that I just there's three that I
• 48:40
  never liked as a kid. There was the Pineapple ones. It was I've
• 48:43
  never had a mint ones, but it wasn't. I was thinking that I
• 48:45
  was seeing a bottle of milk bottles didn't like. I didn't like pineapples,
• 48:47
  and I didn't like the teeth, but I love the teeth now I can
• 48:51
  live without the teeth. But the other two like all top five? What
• 48:53
  about black cats for you do you have black nag and live with that.
• 48:55
  Yeah, they kind of. They live a really sort of lasting tasty mouth.
• 48:59
  I don't know the black cat. I love strawberries and cream. Oh
• 49:01
  they're delicious, aren't they really like those as a kid either, but they're
• 49:04
  so good. Yeah, milk bottles, bananas. I was very big on
• 49:07
  ah, but is a the worst one? Man? I like bananas.
• 49:09
  They're chewy and sock eating wet chalk. Yeah. I think they're known as
• 49:14
  mates now, but we used to call them cobbers speck in the days,
• 49:15
  little chunks of caramel with chocolate. I don't know those on It's pretty nice,
• 49:19
  you know what I miss? What do you miss? Fantaales? Why
• 49:22
  did they? Cobbers were not unlike fantaales? So people apparently they I thought,
• 49:27
  I think there's a bit of a conspiracy here, right, it's Allan's
• 49:30
  that do fan taels. They said, we're taking fantalos off the shops because
• 49:34
  no one's buying them anymore. And I'm like, you know what, I
• 49:36
  always fucking buy fantaales. You're going to take them away for a year or
• 49:38
  two and then bring them back limited yeahah, limited edition for a limited time
• 49:43
  only. Fantastes of returning. I know for a fact you're going to do
• 49:45
  that. They did this with pollwaffle, yeah they did. Yeah, And
• 49:49
  I bought like a little bag of those poly waffle bites and I was like,
• 49:52
  oh, that was really great. This is fine. Yeah, it
• 49:55
  was like the dog in the burning room. This is fine. I do
• 49:59
  love the fantaso fantasts. I do love them. But the thing is,
• 50:02
  I remember they did this with barbecue shapes. They took away barbecue shapes,
• 50:06
  and I'm like, all the shape flavors you're taken away barbecue? Are you
• 50:07
  fucking mad? I'm not. I'm a slavery shapes guy, Okay, have
• 50:13
  been since day one. Savory is like eating original chips. Though I'm original,
• 50:22
  Dana. Sometimes you know very different people when you think of shapes,
• 50:25
  though, what's the flavor you think of it? The most famous is barbecue,
• 50:29
  right, I tend to think savory. That's but again, that's what
• 50:31
  we had when I was a kid. I see, I didn't realize shapes
• 50:34
  have been round for that long. That's so sincere. It's not untrue.
• 50:44
  But they're camping in the land room was the kitchen. That's a landrum fireplace.
• 50:49
  Yes, I just liked this setting. It's like, you know,
• 50:52
  home is telling stories, having a good time to sleep over, good fun.
• 50:58
  That's way this day. You never see a shark with monkey arms.
• 51:05
  Great story, mister Simpson. But why do all your bedroom stories have commercials
• 51:08
  in them? For the Container store? Because if I do it enough,
• 51:12
  maybe does start to pay me? Sleep tight the Continuer store now at five
• 51:17
  convenient locations. Why don't we sell a product place in our stories? We
• 51:21
  should? Good idea home? Yeah, oh oh in our store. You're
• 51:27
  talking about people in general opposed to us. I think I'm selling it all
• 51:29
  the time. This story is brought to you by this anecdote is brought to
• 51:34
  you by Millhouse. He's happy every day now and he's going to dream about
• 51:40
  waking up because you can't wait another another day. And it's just doesn't seem
• 51:44
  happy, actually happy setting the alarm in his dreams. Yeah. Now,
• 51:49
  meanwhile, they're about to get it on Kirk and land on the ship and
• 51:53
  this time carrying you over the threshold. But unfortunately they just slide away,
• 51:58
  so they sort of lose the balance. Yeah, and go overboard, and
• 52:02
  he says that you nibbling my knee reminded me of that film Open Water terrifying,
• 52:07
  terrifying. Yes, I have sharks. Is that the scariest besides your
• 52:10
  scariest shark movie you can remember? Not jump scared, just putting yourself from
• 52:14
  that experience. I was very partial to the shallows. Yeah, by yourself,
• 52:20
  yes, yeah, but at least you was somewhat close to shore.
• 52:22
  These guys are lost in the middle of the ocean with no land in sight
• 52:28
  and the idea of well, we're probably being left behind. Now, that
• 52:30
  does suck. I think being that close to shore and like, oh,
• 52:34
  but I can't make it as like, oh no, you're just rubbing salt
• 52:37
  in the wounds, which is appropriate because I'm in salt water. Might watch
• 52:42
  a shark movie on the weekend, watch Free under Paris. Yeah. Whereas
• 52:45
  some people call it shark the Triumph, I coveted on it saying yeah,
• 52:51
  the giant CG shark. Yeah yeah, and people in the comments as dragged
• 52:53
  you did that. One person, Well, I think it was more iron
• 52:58
  than anything. It's like it's less shark though. Yeah, I know.
• 53:00
  That was my my Facebook frend film, Very Clever Guy. Under under Paris
• 53:05
  was actually pretty good. Okay, it was more like deep Blue Sea than
• 53:08
  you might imagine. Really, I think you might enjoy it was was it
• 53:12
  physical? Was an actual physical shark at any point? Was it all c
• 53:15
  G? I? If it was CG, it was very good CG.
• 53:17
  Really, okay, I may check it out. It's all subtitle right French
• 53:21
  film? Yeah, you can probably you know, watch an English dub version.
• 53:23
  But instead do you watch oh ship? Now? Now what a shark
• 53:29
  in French? Then? Do you know? Shark? As long as you
• 53:34
  say it like that shick? But but Millhouse they find an animal whole.
• 53:39
  I don't know what kind of hole this what animal this whole belongs to?
• 53:43
  So they put the water in to find out, and it's Trancelors and yeah,
• 53:45
  I like the baby burps a lot and things like that, and Millhouse
• 53:47
  says, ain't care my parents ever come back and having so much fun.
• 53:50
  Cut to the festival cruise lines arriving in a very saving, proper Ryan parody.
• 53:53
  It's got the what is that music? I'm not sure, but it's
• 53:57
  you know, it's the mournful you know you don't want that music playing?
• 54:00
  Yeah, So it reminded me of what was the film Oh We watched the
• 54:05
  latter forty nine recently forty nine its stars Junker Build. I'm like, Dad,
• 54:08
  it's a fair we're gonna put the bear out. Spoiler alert for the
• 54:12
  not actual dialogue that there's a scene in the film where a similar kind of
• 54:15
  thing with seven part Ryan here, where they they rock at the door to
• 54:17
  say, look, this is it. And throughout the film they've been sort
• 54:21
  of saying I never want to see that car, all right, And then
• 54:22
  she looks at the window and sees that can and it's like, I did
• 54:25
  not think this film is going to end this way. How fucking depressing.
• 54:29
  Yeah, it's been a while since is it Jakin who dies? Yeah?
• 54:31
  Yeah, spoiler that's twenty five years up. But yeah, I was like,
• 54:36
  we've been watching this entire film. It's like I was going to get
• 54:37
  out and then he doesn't. You're like, ah, that's sad, but
• 54:40
  I guess realistic because things don't always go your way. But now the festival
• 54:46
  cruise lines have come to say that the parents are lost at sea, and
• 54:49
  bart Spray's millhouse with some water says drown you whatever, who died? And
• 54:53
  my parents obviously well apparently or something like that. You have my parents are
• 54:59
  last year? See are you going to find him? We'll try, but
• 55:04
  have you ever been to this sea? It's huge and we have to search
• 55:07
  all of them because they are, you know, connect. But the Simpsons
• 55:12
  then say, you can stay here until you're back on your foot. Where's
• 55:15
  he gonna good? Where else is he going to go? You can stay
• 55:17
  here. I'm not going to go home. But he says you can have
• 55:22
  a bedtime an hour later, so you can have some alone time with your
• 55:25
  thoughts. If I were writing this episode, I would perhaps add a little
• 55:30
  element of not like a ticking clock kind of thing, where what's the episode
• 55:37
  you've got? Stupid babies need the most attention. You need human service to
• 55:39
  come in and say, Okay, we're gonna take bart to the We're going
• 55:44
  to take real hoouse to the orphanage. Yeah, oh, we're gonna have
• 55:47
  to find like his last living relative or something like that, which sends bart
• 55:52
  On a quest to find who what's his name is? Zach? Yeah,
• 55:54
  well not really Zach. He's Haid another name. We'll get to it,
• 55:58
  but yeah, he's the cool uncle uncle. Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't
• 56:01
  try and find his next closest relative anyway, he's got a grandma. Maybe
• 56:04
  she's gone, who knows anyway, Not these guys that would ruin the story
• 56:08
  they trying to tell you, such as it is. Yes, the next
• 56:12
  thing is the breakfast. See when home is going through all the various names
• 56:14
  that are ocean related. Hey, come on, why don't you cheer up
• 56:17
  with a glass of ocean spray? Oh oh boy, forget that. How
• 56:22
  about some captain crunch. It's seven seas Italian dressing, No, No Chicken
• 56:30
  of the Sea, tunic CA, the Ocean CD, the history of Atlantic
• 56:34
  records stop meaning things. Won't you but a cat and got a mouse?
• 56:37
  Good idea, I'll drown my sorrows and anchor steam beer. I'm sorry,
• 56:43
  I woo again though it's fine, it's funny, but I've had it before
• 56:49
  neuro times this season already. And Marge says, you know, there's always
• 56:52
  hope. I like this. I always hope they can find them. I'm
• 56:53
  just letting you guys know that we stop looking again. It's one of those
• 56:59
  guys that if you had it in Golden age, Simpson to be like,
• 57:02
  that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, but then let's millhouse. We'll try
• 57:06
  to let him win the video game fight, but he doesn't want to.
• 57:08
  Now what is this game? What is bar bar all for? Final fracas?
• 57:15
  According to fah, yeah, already enough pain in this world. Let's
• 57:20
  just pay the checking. Go And I was like, that's a really depressing
• 57:23
  line. And then he pays the check in the game, like it sounds
• 57:27
  like you're saying, let's just end it all. Let's just like take our
• 57:29
  own life. Life's good enough. Pay Let's just pay the check and go.
• 57:31
  And I was like, holy shit, how morbid. And then he
• 57:35
  pays the check. It's a really good I mean, not to get terribly
• 57:38
  morbid, but say you've got a diagnosis, a terminal diagnosis, and you
• 57:44
  were going to announce it on social media. I think opening up would saying
• 57:47
  like, oh, time to pay the check, Like what a cool dude.
• 57:53
  The great singer songwriter Warren Zevon, when he knew that he was dying,
• 57:57
  he named his last album my Rides Here. I think, if I
• 58:00
  know that I'm going to die, that's what I'm going to start the Facebook
• 58:02
  post of where I announced by emminent demands, Like well, well am I
• 58:07
  right? Yeah? So cool, that's very very cool and this is the
• 58:10
  sort of the first glimpse at Millhouse being millihouw, yeah, cool Millhouse.
• 58:15
  Maggie then offers Milhouse's bottle, you could use it pick me up. Then
• 58:17
  he sees his reflection and he realizes that, you know, he's become a
• 58:20
  big baby. Can't drink his movie out of a barber barba what he calls
• 58:23
  it. I believe so yes, And he realized he needs he's alone now,
• 58:25
  he needs to be a man sent look after himself. Homer. Meanwhile,
• 58:30
  I was looking for the wedding Memories book to try and see Marge's eyes.
• 58:32
  Then no other photos around the house. I just just dawned on me.
• 58:35
  Well that's the thing. When she covered all the when he was looking,
• 58:37
  I'm like, why aren't you looking for a photo? And then of
• 58:38
  course they got to the Yeah, as she covered all the photos. How
• 58:43
  she covered all the photos? I don't know anyway, but like the what's
• 58:45
  the code our anniversary? Like yeah, that works that, Like that feels
• 58:50
  like classic Simpsons kids are now plays the way, did you see what were
• 58:52
  the numbers that the thing was actually on? It was twenty eight twenty something.
• 58:58
  He had forty forty That means thing. I don't know. I think
• 59:01
  everything means something. There means something in this episode, I don't know it
• 59:07
  does it? I don't know? Okay, does it? Do you tell
• 59:09
  me? I think it's just you know, when you put the cord and
• 59:12
  it's just sort of you split it around. I was just trying to psych
• 59:14
  out there. So then the kids are playing marbles at school and they see
• 59:17
  Millhouse in the shadows. At least it's taken the back, and do you
• 59:21
  have a marble guat it was a marble guy. Yeah. I love them.
• 59:24
  I used to get the big bags of them. Yeah. We had
• 59:28
  a brief phase when I was when I was very young, Jack's got in,
• 59:31
  Jacks came back. Jacks came back. Yeah, they had little eyeballs
• 59:34
  on them instead my little characters. And then they went out and Yoyos came
• 59:37
  back. For a minute it was Jack's. No, I was I thinking
• 59:39
  knuckles Knuckles are different, right? I think no? I think the knuckles
• 59:44
  and Jacks Knuckles is another name for Jack's, is okay? Yeah, cause
• 59:46
  I think they caught him knuckles in the nineties, not Jack's, because I
• 59:49
  believe the original Jacks were made out of like knuckle boones. Really, OK,
• 59:52
  that makes sense. They used to look like nothing. You just try
• 59:53
  and catch them on your knuckles. It was a good game. But after
• 59:55
  about five minutes you're like, yeah, I'm do this. I'm gonna go
• 59:59
  play video games. Wait a minute, they're not invented yet, so it
• 1:00:05
  would be a good Simpsons gag. That's because steal video game. Wait a
• 1:00:10
  minute, that invented. I mean, it's stupid, but it would work.
• 1:00:14
  I got to do my Homer flashback up. I got to do the
• 1:00:16
  stand up stand up coming. Yeah, I'm glad that you explained to the
• 1:00:22
  listeners what you were doing there before you did it, because they'd be like,
• 1:00:24
  why is it signed for five seconds? It's because guy's gone, eh,
• 1:00:29
  we're gonna we're pivoting the video here. Nelson makes fun at least for
• 1:00:36
  knowing Millhouse, and then it makes fun of him saying your mum said glug
• 1:00:37
  gluck, and I was like, holy ship, Yeah that's cold. Yeah,
• 1:00:39
  that is cold blood. My Mielhouse doesn't give a ship. Tears would
• 1:00:44
  cleanse my soul. Least is like, oh my god, I brief,
• 1:00:46
  Oh my god. That's become our recurrent gag. Now, yeah, we
• 1:00:52
  were doing well for a second, had come up with new gags for the
• 1:00:54
  Simpson and then all of a sudden, we're just reverting to Oh, Southark,
• 1:00:58
  wasn't it the South voices? Oh my god, I got mister kat
• 1:01:01
  I'm a goat Jimmy though it's all right, I mean, come on,
• 1:01:07
  come man, all right, Lisa thinks he's brave beat me up there.
• 1:01:13
  Maybe I'll feel something. Oh if I saw a kid says at school,
• 1:01:15
  I'll probably go, what a bad He's not scared of being beaten up on
• 1:01:19
  my and Nelson in return doesn't want to beat him u because there's no point.
• 1:01:22
  It's like that's how you get bullies, no reaction. It's like,
• 1:01:24
  I'm a bit of a guy who wants to be beaten up. This isn't
• 1:01:27
  fun. I would have applaud a kid if you did this at school.
• 1:01:30
  It is not just reverse psychology. Is the jiu jitsu, throw it down
• 1:01:35
  flip and reverse psychology. That's great because some kids might say that and then
• 1:01:38
  when they have a fist in their face, so you go, oh,
• 1:01:39
  actually, he's like, no, do it. And then then Nelson's like,
• 1:01:43
  oh, well okay, I won't then, but Lisa then holds his
• 1:01:45
  hand and he's too numb to feel anything, and Lisa thinks it's so poetic,
• 1:01:49
  and Bart says, you know, he's happy to see him get some
• 1:01:51
  hand in hand action, he thinks, but he thinks that he's still the
• 1:01:52
  cool kid. And meanwhile, Nelson says, wait till lunchtime. Even Ralph
• 1:01:57
  won't sit with Bart. You're just embarrassing yourself. You're embarrass yourself, and
• 1:02:00
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  dot com slash fourth Finger Discount. I liked Milhouse being at their house right
• 1:02:35
  gave a reason to have the family involved and didn't feel like we're comming back
• 1:02:37
  to the Simpson We're coming back to the Simpsons because Milhouse was living with them.
• 1:02:40
  So he gets off the bus at their house. Lisa is just in
• 1:02:43
  love with him. Now the boys all want to you know, he says,
• 1:02:45
  I'm going to walk alone. The boys saying, oh my god,
• 1:02:46
  that's great. And he's like, I'm going to work some stuff out.
• 1:02:49
  And the girl's like, oh my god. I never forget when Elliott came
• 1:02:52
  home from daycare, right, and so how's the day he goes good?
• 1:02:57
  Henry was sad though. I said, oh, oh was it? What?
• 1:02:59
  What was Henry saying? He guess he's going through some stuff. You're
• 1:03:02
  four? What stuff are you going through? You know? It's just he's
• 1:03:07
  going through some stuff. You can't make that up. It's like when I
• 1:03:13
  had just met Lou this was five years ago, and her young her younger
• 1:03:16
  son Felix was getting like a big game out of the fridge or something,
• 1:03:21
  and he opened it's five o'clock somewhere. Kids are amazing. Some ship the
• 1:03:37
  Holy a new thing now is here. We say, sounds good. She
• 1:03:40
  has good sounds. Do you want to go to the shop. Yeah?
• 1:03:45
  Good sounds to steal my co hosting role on the podcast and coming up with
• 1:03:50
  Zingers know she's not We sawry before earlier she came in, she got shit
• 1:03:54
  scared. Whether it was the camera or you, I'm not too sure it
• 1:03:57
  was, but yes, Millhouse. You know he wants to be alone,
• 1:04:02
  he's gonna work some stuff out. But then does the crump. Everyone thinks
• 1:04:05
  it's ridiculous, the Marshes. I'll come with your honey, and we get
• 1:04:08
  the iconic Marsch crump dance. The crumb dance itself not so iconic, but
• 1:04:12
  just there's a visual of Marshal like leaning down. You see that. A
• 1:04:15
  lot of Simpsons memes we come up from commercial Partsi's Millhouse now is more popular
• 1:04:19
  than have He's more popularan him in the school paper. It used to be
• 1:04:23
  a comic figure. Now he's a tragic one. And Homer says, stop
• 1:04:26
  speaking your thoughts out loud, which was a metagag because why do people do
• 1:04:30
  sometimes watching TV shows and I'm like, why are you talking to yourself?
• 1:04:31
  Why are you saying all these things? I'll coop it out, read your
• 1:04:34
  mind, And then of course Homer then says, now what to do about
• 1:04:39
  marsh but then calls the uncle in Solvang. Solvang. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:45
  California. I need to look this up. Actual place, not for sure,
• 1:04:47
  because they're very specific with the gags. Yeah, it felt like very
• 1:04:50
  Simpsons go somewhere gay, didn't it? But he gives in Danish butter cookies
• 1:04:55
  at Christmas time and you get that. A little bit of Denmark in the
• 1:04:58
  California East Coast sounds about whatever the Californi Coaster it's like. In South Australia,
• 1:05:02
  there's that either German place Berenberg that that it's not called that thoughts of
• 1:05:09
  h the actual name for it. Oh yeah, but I mean that the
• 1:05:12
  strip it's all German shops, that what you're talking about. Yeah, it's
• 1:05:16
  not even a strip. It feels like an actual town or suburb like that
• 1:05:21
  place that that's Flannders went to that time, the place he went to and
• 1:05:27
  everyone was all happy and nice and you didn't like it there? Oh that's
• 1:05:29
  right, German street. It was h Yeah, Harndorf. Yeah. I
• 1:05:36
  did a road trip to Adelaigh once and near stopped off in Harndorf and I
• 1:05:41
  did have Did you order it like that? Please state the premises on your
• 1:05:49
  only card Or kicking his chemicals. Please, they're using snaz he fun boys
• 1:06:00
  off to Let's just do it? Was real, It was really nice.
• 1:06:03
  The brad first or handleff the handle. Yeah, it feels like but you're
• 1:06:08
  there for like half down and you're like, I'm done, I'm done.
• 1:06:10
  Yeah, I've got all the I've got my old the verse I need.
• 1:06:15
  Well, that's the Can I make a terrible joke? I was driving to
• 1:06:20
  Adelaide. Should you reckon this joke? Yeah? Oh yeah, no,
• 1:06:23
  no it's not. It's not a bad joke in terms of tasteless. It's
• 1:06:27
  not going to be getting me cancels. It's just it's just a dad joke.
• 1:06:29
  Okay, I love that joke. Yeah. Well, I was driving
• 1:06:30
  to Adelaide and I saw the sign for handorf IoT. It was a bit
• 1:06:34
  hungry, so I took a turn for the worst. It should be a
• 1:06:41
  tour for the first right. Not explaining what's it called Solvang City in California
• 1:06:49
  actual place? That was straight up a gag you get out of the Christmas
• 1:06:55
  bomb bomb thing. Solvang is a city in southern California's Santa Inez Valley.
• 1:07:03
  Okay, sorry about that. Lotsos pronunciation. It is known for his Danish
• 1:07:08
  style architecture and many wineries. Sounds all right, But meanwhile, those at
• 1:07:12
  the airport wedding for Norbert, and we get gay lord q tinkledink and I
• 1:07:15
  was like, well, we couldn't go and up over there a gay joe
• 1:07:16
  kill me? No, not at all. Norbert then flies in in his
• 1:07:20
  own plane. Nobbitt's his name, but call him Zach much called the Norbert,
• 1:07:25
  and he's doing he's doing like cool turns and in his biplane. I
• 1:07:29
  felt very The story felt very slight grounded and believable to an extent. And
• 1:07:32
  this guy is coming into someone like this just feels like so like random in
• 1:07:36
  this story, That's what I mean. It's like, let's get silly.
• 1:07:39
  He's a cool guy that flies his own planes and doesn't care. He's playing
• 1:07:42
  blows up and I was like, what, Yeah, it's just we're abandoning
• 1:07:46
  reality. And he wasn't even a guest star. That's true, I'm guessing.
• 1:07:50
  I don't know. Well, he's brought in this character for for some
• 1:07:54
  random reason anyway, But then because the whole and then Danish not Dutch,
• 1:07:59
  I couldn't I didn't get it. No, I don't take any start.
• 1:08:02
  I was like, Hamlet, difference is there between Danish and large don't know,
• 1:08:06
  probably a lot to them. I imagine I'm gonna we're gonna have a
• 1:08:10
  lot of Danes and Dutch people. Well, let me explain, yes,
• 1:08:15
  cracks knuckles. But Zach arrives at the school, Millhouse says, I don't
• 1:08:19
  need you. I don't need you, and no, I sees you've shed
• 1:08:23
  your Dutch ways and become a true Dane. And so I just don't get
• 1:08:27
  They keep going with the Dutch and Danish game. Yeah. Tell you what
• 1:08:30
  though, in a nice sort of united unified theory of fourthing a discount money,
• 1:08:35
  we're going to be talking about Terrence Philip behind the blow episode of Going
• 1:08:40
  down to South Park, which we're going to record after this. What is
• 1:08:43
  Philip appearing in in that episode? Hamlet aka the Dane. Yeah, we
• 1:08:48
  didn't prepare this. This would preclude us preparing anything. Didn't happen. No
• 1:08:53
  notes, no notes, Millhouse, there's someone who wants to see you,
• 1:09:01
  uncle, Zack Millhouse. Your parents may be gone, but I'm here for
• 1:09:05
  you now. Well, I don't need you. I've learned to take care
• 1:09:11
  of myself. I see you've become quite a young man, self reliant,
• 1:09:15
  mature, you've shed your Dutch ways and become a true day But perhaps you're
• 1:09:20
  not too cool to give your uncle a hug. I promise you won't be
• 1:09:29
  alone anymore, son, And that takes care of that man. No,
• 1:09:40
  he's even more popular. He's troubled, but I can save him all for
• 1:09:45
  crying out loud. This was a nice moment here with Millhouse though, because
• 1:09:48
  he's trying to act tough. You know, this isn't the real Millhouse,
• 1:09:51
  but he's putting on this strong sort of exterior. But then he promises,
• 1:09:56
  you know, won't be a larone anymore, son, and just brings him
• 1:09:58
  into a Millhouse sort of like cracks and just he's a big cut on.
• 1:10:00
  He's like, okayed, I need some sort of support. Homer is,
• 1:10:03
  then we haven't actually seen Millhouse sad about his parents, like actually weep.
• 1:10:09
  That's he's clearly sad, but it's such a bone deep sadness. So it's
• 1:10:14
  manifesting itself as this absolute distream boat. Yeah, as this moody dreamboat.
• 1:10:19
  Homer's raking leaves trying to guess much's eye color things like brown orange alm Rake
• 1:10:24
  guessing that's similar to what was it the Oh no, it was the the
• 1:10:30
  same gag as the Wigan one. That's right, closing credits. That's the
• 1:10:34
  same joke. We're for recycling planet and all that. But still but again
• 1:10:41
  they closing credits. That's another one of those things where it's saying things over
• 1:10:45
  just listing, listing, listing. Yeah, Grandpa, there is just randomly
• 1:10:47
  there on the on them on the hammit because he has to say something here,
• 1:10:51
  reminds me about the song that he wrote for Marge and uses a rate
• 1:10:54
  to pretend to play the song. He remembers that Marge ever hears it,
• 1:10:57
  and she reveals her hazel eyes and all as well in the world. Yeah,
• 1:11:00
  happy again, Millhouse. That's a similar story to Hank Hill when he's
• 1:11:04
  sang the Peaga leg song. Oh yeah, last ending that wasn't an episode
• 1:11:08
  four I reckon the season one. Millhouse and Zach then arrive and the plane
• 1:11:13
  blows up. Let Milhouse fly the plane. I think he didn't turn the
• 1:11:15
  engine off or something. It explodes. He's happy for that. He doesn't
• 1:11:18
  give a shit obviously, Rich I guess, but then asks you know why
• 1:11:23
  am I annoyed at? Why my annoy about Millhouse? You know, everyone
• 1:11:25
  loving him, as she explained to him, is because you miss him.
• 1:11:28
  It's not jealousy. He miss him, and I actually had that my notes
• 1:11:30
  at the start. I like that Bart's anger towards Millhouse wasn't and a jealousy
• 1:11:33
  of him saying I want to be the cool kid. It's just he wants
• 1:11:35
  Millhouse back and everyone he used to be the only one that actually likes Millhouse
• 1:11:40
  and now everyone loves him. But it's not the real Millhouse, and he
• 1:11:43
  knows who the real Millhouse is, and he is this Millhouse's line here,
• 1:11:45
  when you're mean, I'm a trampoline. I like I would have used that
• 1:11:48
  when I was a kid, when I'm when you're mean, I'm a trampoline
• 1:11:51
  and bounces back and hits you. That's a Millhouse line. Skinner then says
• 1:11:55
  that Millhouse is leaving just random. He's going now he's going to be going
• 1:11:58
  to live with his uncle and the live via a hot air balloon, but
• 1:12:00
  says, don't go. We make fun of mister Johnson that he goes into
• 1:12:04
  the rope. He climbs the rope and who's up for a trip around the
• 1:12:06
  world? So random. Then it just cuts to Kirk and Lewen, who
• 1:12:10
  have stranded on an island that built a hang glider. They're about to fly
• 1:12:14
  back to safety, and then they drive straight into the hot air balloon and
• 1:12:16
  Milhous is happy that they're not going to he's going to be self religed anymore.
• 1:12:19
  And Zach and Kirk fight over the term Dutchman the end. Yeah,
• 1:12:24
  the last two minutes of this episode. What happened? That happened? Yeah?
• 1:12:30
  What was the point of Zach? That was such a bizarre addition now
• 1:12:32
  that you think about it, now that you bought it up, What was
• 1:12:35
  the point of having Zach? Yeah, I don't know. From a story
• 1:12:42
  stretched point of view, the only reason to have Zach was to get them
• 1:12:45
  to the hot air balloon, to get them to the island, to get
• 1:12:46
  the reunion. Why couldn't I have just gone to look for them again?
• 1:12:48
  Why couldn't they have Why couldn't have one of the navy guys, coast Guard
• 1:12:55
  guards or whatever become like a surrogate uncle. That's one is incredibly insensitive,
• 1:13:00
  No, We're never gonna find him. The other one's like we could try
• 1:13:02
  and help the kid out because you just know we're never gonna see Norbit again.
• 1:13:04
  No random eighty five percent of this episode I really enjoyed. Upon reflection,
• 1:13:09
  that addition of Zach just felt random to me. I think it's because
• 1:13:13
  the Dutch Danish jokes just fell flat with me as well. Well, here's
• 1:13:15
  the thing. If you make a sandwiches eighty five percent tasty ingredients and fifteen
• 1:13:21
  percent dirt, genuine dirt, not even the storeboard dirt dirt. I really
• 1:13:30
  taste the dirt in the sandwich. It's really messing with my mortardella experience.
• 1:13:38
  What do we learn? Saw you left the episode of Davis? Uh that
• 1:13:42
  in Barbaral four final for car always bet On Suit, I learned I need
• 1:13:46
  to stop drinking my moomo from Holly's Bubba instead drink your meta mood from this
• 1:13:56
  Why it's a good meta mood. I had no idea. Man from forward,
• 1:14:01
  your names will be It's a Guy Davis New Name Championship. Currently the
• 1:14:04
  board stands at this in first position, we have Adam Moorehouse and Philip Jay
• 1:14:09
  Hawkins on seven points. In second position on five points, Kyle Muldoon clever
• 1:14:14
  Kyle and in third position on three points, David Mott and Jared Horby take
• 1:14:17
  it away with it, Davis, what do we have this week? It's
• 1:14:19
  a race? Okay? One point goes to Millhouse undivided. Oh, it's
• 1:14:25
  another point for mister Matt Collins puts him now on too well done, mc
• 1:14:28
  Collins, Matt. Two points goes to of course, I was gonna choose
• 1:14:31
  this Millhouse of Pain. I feel like you mentioned House of Pain at least
• 1:14:35
  once every ten episodes. We're about yes for a shout out, So that
• 1:14:41
  would be Steve Roberts. He knows you well, man, Steve. Yeah,
• 1:14:44
  So Steve Robbins now and a little boar with the two points and three
• 1:14:46
  points goes to three points goes to Van overboard. Ooh, interesting, so
• 1:14:53
  that we now have a different second position. It's not only Clever Kyle,
• 1:14:58
  it's now Jared Hornby three points there all right, Jared, Jared Odd six
• 1:15:01
  points and Clever Kyle's now in a third position on five points. So outright
• 1:15:05
  second is Jared Hornby. But does mean Adam Willhouse and Philip Jay Hawkins are
• 1:15:10
  still in first position on seven points, just hanging on there by one point
• 1:15:13
  five, six, seven, one two three. Wow, that's getting close,
• 1:15:15
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• 1:15:18
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• 1:15:50
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• 1:16:00
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• 1:16:03
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• 1:16:08
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• 1:16:31
  we shall be reviewing. It's called Husband and Knives. I wonder what it
• 1:16:35
  could be A bad I thought it might be a margin Homer marriage and crisis
• 1:16:39
  story. What who would have thought? Anyway, you guys, what do
• 1:16:43
  you actually think Husband and Knives? Without looking at the plot Husband and Knives,
• 1:16:45
  what do you think? I think Homer becomes some sort of chef.
• 1:16:48
  I would speculate that it's some kind of murder mystery. Murder mystery, Yeah,
• 1:16:53
  like a Knives Out? Is that what you're feeling? Maybe you see
• 1:16:56
  that they've started filming the next Knives Out seat. I haven't watched the second
• 1:16:59
  one yet, that's all right, Yeah, I've heard it's fine, very
• 1:17:01
  good cast it's in my list of things to watch. We are very good
• 1:17:04
  cast with this new one. Okay, yeah, well they've always got very
• 1:17:08
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• 1:17:11
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• 1:17:14
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• 1:17:18
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• 1:17:20
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• 1:17:23
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• 1:17:26
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• 1:17:30
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• 1:17:31
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