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Episode 24: Hungry Hippos · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: How are you giving, buddy, I cracked. Here we go again.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I thought there was with a pause there.
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  Speaker 2: People don't realize I won't leave in the pot. But
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: there was a pause there. We were kind of going,
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  Speaker 2: are you going? Am I going? What are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you, buddy, I've cracked a
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  Speaker 1: lovely cup of black coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you did good, lead, And you know it's even weirder.
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  Speaker 2: I'm drinking spring water. And by spring water, I mean
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  Speaker 2: I literally had to flick the pun skimmers off the
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  Speaker 2: top of the stream that I got that out of.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm going full fur full of rural And you
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  Speaker 2: did a press up beside a river and sucked pretty much.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty much it. And I'm my poor little hands
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  Speaker 2: are falling off me now at the minute. It's it's
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  Speaker 2: it's it's not it's not pretty. It's not pretty in
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  Speaker 2: my condition. I know nobody cares, but I feel like
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  Speaker 2: if I don't say it, it's not documented. And you
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  Speaker 2: don't care either, But sure.
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  Speaker 1: I care a lot. Tom. On the contrary, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: be honest with you, pal, I come to you injured
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  Speaker 1: as well. Hello again, everybody. By the way, the listeners
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  Speaker 1: of the Tom and Jerry Yeah podcast, like we do.
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  Speaker 1: We tend to run off without people there. But I
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  Speaker 1: come to you injured as well, my friend. Oh go on, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did a thing that's very untoward for a forty
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  Speaker 1: four year old man. I fell down.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's the start. Yeah, but like I felt
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  Speaker 2: like a child would fall. Oh ch well, you wearing
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  Speaker 2: uncomfortable shoes.
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  Speaker 1: No I wasn't, but I hasten to say, like I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't looking where I was going, but I was crossing
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  Speaker 1: the road and it was like a cycle path. And
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  Speaker 1: that's all right, you know. I look about ways. Everyone's
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  Speaker 1: all cool in the gang, we're all friends here. But
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  Speaker 1: what I didn't know, and I warned the listeners of
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  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry show here, now some of them
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  Speaker 1: cycle pads are carbed Oh yeah, yeah yeah, they're caurbed off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they and not like another little block.
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  Speaker 1: Another block only in like yeah yeah yeah yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: like like not a not a high curb, but like just.
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  Speaker 2: Just enough to catch it, just enough to chunk of
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  Speaker 2: rubbery shit? Is it that it could be? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a like a big rumble strip, if you will.
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  Speaker 1: And I clipped my foot on that, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I would have went down Tom only I sort
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  Speaker 1: of looked around to see nearby, and when I turned
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  Speaker 1: around to see what it was I had tripped on.
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  Speaker 1: That's what tripped me. Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like just the turn of the body.
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  Speaker 2: To see what was behind me was enough to spiral
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  Speaker 2: me elbow forced into the ground. See I I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to start a war here with a segment of society,
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  Speaker 2: but like you'd be fully within your rights to absolutely
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  Speaker 2: hate cyclist.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm just saying, you know, I I have to say.
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  Speaker 1: I have to say, Tom, not for nothing. This one,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you is all me. But as they say,
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  Speaker 1: now you know and no one is half the battle.
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  Speaker 1: I will know if I'm crossing the road and there's
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  Speaker 1: a cycle path there, a number one, maybe go up
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  Speaker 1: to a pedestrian crossing. What can I say?
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  Speaker 2: That's fair urban stuff to be talking about. Like I
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  Speaker 2: almost hit a pine Martin this morning, which.
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  Speaker 1: One Norman Cook or yeah you know their house Martens?
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay, now we are running away off, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how are you skeeping your all? Very welcome along to
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  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show when we are not doing
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  Speaker 1: actors jack style elbow drops on bird harmac like I did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine, by the way, Tom, thanks for you concerned.
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  Speaker 1: I just skinned my elbow.
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  Speaker 2: Shit about the wealth on my hands right now, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to care about your elbows at all.
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  Speaker 1: What else any rate?
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  Speaker 2: And not the Google I'll send you a case in
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  Speaker 2: the text message.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you another thing as well. Or may have
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  Speaker 1: been drinking involved, but you know what the anning thing
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  Speaker 1: about it was, Tom, I'm gonna tell you the ning thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the anning thing right go on.
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  Speaker 1: There wasn't enough drink involved for me to fall to
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  Speaker 1: the ground, but that I felt to the ground. It
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  Speaker 1: looks like I can't hold me drink. Do you see
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: There'll be nothing worse than if you were you know,
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  Speaker 2: if you had two points with a mate or something
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  Speaker 2: and fell and then fell and he's looking at you, going,
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  Speaker 2: what what sort of have I going to get? To
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  Speaker 2: a taxi? Are you going to exactly what I just
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  Speaker 2: felt as I would fall if I was wasn't drinking.
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  Speaker 2: I know this.
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  Speaker 1: I would have fallen any any day. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 1: only had three points, which is not like ball on
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  Speaker 1: the ground drunk.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not fall. I was having a lovely night.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus here we are but a lovely night tom uh. Notwithstanding,
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  Speaker 1: we had a lovely week, a great Airl week. James
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  Speaker 1: Earl Jones power Ship of Football special on the concrete
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  Speaker 1: for tults to do Hi himself. He didn't quite make
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  Speaker 1: the show last week, but we never gave him a
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  Speaker 1: quick mess quick here are you?
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  Speaker 2: I won't lie here. I thought that man was gone longo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, be honest.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite role just quickly favorite role of him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I like him as king? Yeah yeah, King is
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  Speaker 1: the month of King Joffre, King Jeoffrey, King Jeoffrey's Game
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  Speaker 1: of Thrones. Help me out here to.
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  Speaker 2: Know you're you're close. His name is King Geoffrey Joffa,
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  Speaker 2: Yes exactly, Yes, you're close.
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  Speaker 1: You're close here he not King Jeoffrey. But yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta gotta gotta mention also do him himself. But he
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  Speaker 1: didn't make last week's this lad, and he didn't make
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  Speaker 1: last week's this news, and he doesn't make this week's news.
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  Speaker 1: An animal mention for for a fellow who iconic in
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  Speaker 1: his voice and everything else like but yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean he is.
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  Speaker 2: Was it tons of doom? Was was that go to
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  Speaker 2: the barbarian?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, pure class. He's been in fairness to him.
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  Speaker 2: There run of it. He fair run of it like
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  Speaker 2: that man stayed working.
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  Speaker 1: Let you go, you're the value of a dollar. But
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  Speaker 1: he didn't make the big news this week because there's
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  Speaker 1: other big news this week. As long time listeners of
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  Speaker 1: the show, Well no, Tom, that's the first segment of
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  Speaker 1: this show. It's the big news the brew ha ha,
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  Speaker 1: the Scottle. But Tom, though weekly what have you? This
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  Speaker 1: is a very complicated case mod you know, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of what
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  Speaker 1: have you, and a lot of strands to keep in
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  Speaker 1: my head. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and we are for I love. I love when
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  Speaker 2: we have moments like this because it's for our foreigner
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  Speaker 2: listeners and we have a fair view out there. It's
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  Speaker 2: now I assume a hell of an atum are just
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  Speaker 2: expects and they know exactly what we're talking about. But
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  Speaker 2: this is almost a bit diddlelyd and mid tweet, but
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  Speaker 2: it is. It still goes on. I'm sure there's been
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  Speaker 2: movies made about it that you know, some American actors
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  Speaker 2: absolutely massacred an Irish accent. But is the world famous
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: and it's fair to say world famous because it's not
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  Speaker 2: going on this long matchmaking festival in Louce Stuone, Varna County,
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  Speaker 2: clear right near Liz Scanner on the I would well
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  Speaker 2: advise anybody anytime of the year to take a trip.
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  Speaker 2: You can jump and jump off anywhere if you're driving
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  Speaker 2: of the wild Atlantic Way, but you will pass through
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  Speaker 2: listing Varna. Indeed, very cute little village and every year
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  Speaker 2: for the longest I don't know how long it's going.
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  Speaker 2: It must be going.
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  Speaker 1: Tom is going for hundreds of years?
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  Speaker 2: Oh is it? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I know this is big business.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, longer than Christy Moore song.
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  Speaker 1: More not in a second? All right, yeah, more and
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  Speaker 1: that a second.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it sounds like there's a conspiracy theory going on here.
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  Speaker 2: Are We're gonna have to do a deep dive where
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: we break down listening Varna because there's a lot that's
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  Speaker 2: hit the different level, a lot of info in that song.
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  Speaker 1: Actually there is, indeed, But what I am what I
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  Speaker 1: am learning, what I learned today, we get the we'll
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  Speaker 1: get the Christy Mirror out of the way. Christy Mirror
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  Speaker 1: is singing list Une Varna. I want to say, that's
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  Speaker 1: about the listing Varna Music Festival.
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  Speaker 2: Oh is this Yeah, jeez, that's like finding out that
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  Speaker 2: chok ices were never called chalk ice? Is any for
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  Speaker 2: the last two chuck? But that's you serious? Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know that's like that's like saying, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know Woodstock, Yeah, the big music festival. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: the cattle mart up the road. Yeah yeah, yeah, not
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  Speaker 1: to be confused with Woodstock. The music festival.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. To be fair, the right it was always there
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  Speaker 2: in front of me. It was all musicians as who
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  Speaker 2: were singing about and he never once met It went
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  Speaker 2: on about trying to be the woman trying.
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  Speaker 1: To get right. No, and Tom, like I say, every
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  Speaker 1: day a school there. I didn't know that either.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait to tell you about that.
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  Speaker 1: There was a list doing Varnum Music Festival even before
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  Speaker 1: our time. It was I think once they'd done away
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  Speaker 1: with the list doing Varnum Music Festival, it became or
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  Speaker 1: morphed or gave to fail. Oh oh do you see
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Like it was yeah, yeah, because Claire
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  Speaker 1: was just like, you know, get out of the town
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  Speaker 1: your bowties and Charless was like, we'll take you. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's citation needed on that one, folks. But we're here
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  Speaker 1: to talk about the man making festival Thomas going on
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  Speaker 1: for hundreds of years and it is to this day
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  Speaker 1: Europe's largest matchmaking festival, and it's currently taking place for
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  Speaker 1: the month of September. I thought it was just like
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  Speaker 1: a week long thing. No, no, them cute Claire whos
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  Speaker 1: are getting a month out of it.
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  Speaker 2: A month. I was just looking at it there now
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  Speaker 2: like their website is absolutely spectacular, all fairness to like.
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  Speaker 2: I was just I can't help because I need to
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  Speaker 2: know more about this. I've tied with it for the
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  Speaker 2: crack to try and do a comedy gig, I was,
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  Speaker 2: you know, posted to do like a show. I was
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  Speaker 2: put put to me. Would I put on a show?
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  Speaker 2: They're bringing a few comedians. I thought, right bit of
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  Speaker 2: crack never came to pass, and I remember looking it
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  Speaker 2: up and going it should really force something like that,
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  Speaker 2: because it would be a right bit of crack, like
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  Speaker 2: to head down to that now a lovely part of
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  Speaker 2: the country.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm going to tell you, Given
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  Speaker 1: that it's a matchmaking festival, do you the need comedy
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  Speaker 1: on top of that, something tells me, like when they
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  Speaker 1: put on the put on entertainm and live music every
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  Speaker 1: night in listening Varna, but something tells me you could
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  Speaker 1: just put the TV.
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  Speaker 2: Going in the side of the you you say that
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  Speaker 2: I have hosted singles nights and they need something, and
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  Speaker 2: when that's the whole basis of the thing, then you
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  Speaker 2: can kind of start putting people together and having a
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  Speaker 2: bit of crack and all the rest of it. So
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  Speaker 2: they're definitely I think there is a you'd have to tailor.
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  Speaker 2: You're it'll be all improv. It'll be all improv. You'll
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  Speaker 2: do no material unless it's like that's you know, past
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  Speaker 2: x material or take me why I've put this kind
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  Speaker 2: of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Are I'm perfectly happily married unlike you fuckers?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, because I tell you something. I would like
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  Speaker 2: to go see it. Because I've hosted one of these things.
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  Speaker 2: Because I hosted it because we want the family enough,
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  Speaker 2: and it's very recently, it's only the last maybe it's
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  Speaker 2: three months ago. But I hosted because I wanted some
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  Speaker 2: new new experiences, new material for the new show for
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  Speaker 2: next year and stuff like that. And my god, there
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  Speaker 2: are people are sick of dating apps, but there can
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  Speaker 2: be a scary level of this needs to happen, and
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  Speaker 2: it needs to happen now. Yeah, a lot of that,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of that.
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  Speaker 1: I need a woman about the farm.
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  Speaker 2: Flip it, flip the switch. Yeah. Literally, A woman said
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  Speaker 2: that she was coming up to do I played a
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  Speaker 2: game of blind date. It was picked out of a
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  Speaker 2: random hat and one woman just the last woman to
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  Speaker 2: come up. Three and three on either side of the curtain.
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  Speaker 2: We're having a bit of crack and one woman just
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  Speaker 2: elbowed the woman I'd selected out of the way and
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  Speaker 2: just steamed to the stage.
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  Speaker 1: One man whatever, getting the man here, Sally sit down.
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  Speaker 2: Like Jesus Christ. This is great for me. In my head,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going Jesus Christ. This is fantastic, great, absolutely feeding
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  Speaker 2: into exactly what I hope the cliche of single people
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  Speaker 2: would be like in your thirties, forties and fifties.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's it's quite self serve. And I
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  Speaker 1: was Tom, because what we're about to do is do
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  Speaker 1: a shout out to the list to envarna matchmaking fast
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  Speaker 1: of other people saying the Tom and Jerry podcast live listening,
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  Speaker 1: that's make it happen.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll book in that and straight would we do
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  Speaker 2: the Plowing Championship.
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  Speaker 1: The Plowing Championship and the Dundee gall Rally. Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: know yeah, I mean if.
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  Speaker 2: We don't get a sponsor or some some cattle what
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  Speaker 2: are those those cattle leader booth crowds? You know the
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  Speaker 2: market mode was telling um about it. Yeah, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: forget the name of They got a cool name on him,
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  Speaker 2: like the brand that you're supposed to have. But we
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  Speaker 2: should definitely have a sponsor like that or something. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: maybe I make or something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Williams more like com here to me
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  Speaker 1: listen Tom So we have never been to the Listening
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  Speaker 1: varn a matchmaking festival, and we would love to go
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  Speaker 1: in some Definitely not in a divorced capacity.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mean that hilarious to divorced like the two
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  Speaker 2: of us. Yeah, going down their devote.
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  Speaker 1: Their wives kick desertion. Jeez, you've never seen two more
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  Speaker 1: divorced people in all their live long life with me
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  Speaker 1: and Tom byer Bo. That's not to say that we
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  Speaker 1: don't have advice for the single people out there looking
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  Speaker 1: for love, because and you know I don't. You don't
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  Speaker 1: like a rubber than anybody's faces to him. But like
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  Speaker 1: we won you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like, can I give you a quote before we go
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  Speaker 2: into this, And this is from an actual matchmaker called
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  Speaker 2: Willy Daily. Oh, he's an official matchmaker below in listun
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  Speaker 2: Varna and he this is a special quote for him.
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  Speaker 2: He is the official numeral.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I gotta tell you if you're gonna be if
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be a matchmaker or suggesting that you're
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  Speaker 1: going to shock a man up with a woman, you
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  Speaker 1: want to go to a fellow that's called Willy Daily.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a beard, so he gives Willy. I know
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  Speaker 2: when I read it, I went no, no, and I
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: was hoping I was nearly gonna leave there as an
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  Speaker 2: easter egg for the audience. But you're dead right to
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  Speaker 2: said it because ror Leland can be a lonely place.
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  Speaker 2: There's lots of lonely men, farmers left behind, while a
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  Speaker 2: lot of women are based in the cities, so the
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  Speaker 2: festival is a great place for them to meet up.
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  Speaker 2: Never thru a word spoken I see in it everywhere
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  Speaker 2: I've lived here, you're seeing poor devils. The last you know,
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  Speaker 2: the youngest son gets left the eighty acres, not quite
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  Speaker 2: enough to make a millionaire out of him, Like, so
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  Speaker 2: he's kind of left and his mine and Mon Paul
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  Speaker 2: before he knows that he's fifty eight. You know, they're
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  Speaker 2: about to buy the farm for the want of a
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  Speaker 2: better phrase, and all the women are gone, like where
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  Speaker 2: they got. Uh, they're gone to the cities or they're
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  Speaker 2: married to other men. Yes, you know, so.
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  Speaker 1: If you're lucky, you might get some widow you. Yeah, fir,
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  Speaker 1: misfortune is your you know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean the questions have to be asked at that
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  Speaker 2: stage too, Like if both you have ended up being
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  Speaker 2: single till your fifties, you have to go. Are we
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  Speaker 2: both like red.
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  Speaker 1: Flags the lid for every book of Tom I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you that much now. But but there, Yeah, Willie Daly, Yes.
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  Speaker 2: A great, great name is that?
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  Speaker 1: Like, I mean, I have a hell of a name
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  Speaker 1: for it.
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  Speaker 2: You need to look if we get it, if we
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: get a comedy gigback down there and they don't want
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  Speaker 2: the podcast that we're doing comedy, your comedy just so
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  Speaker 2: you can talk about Willy daily for twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, Tom, listen to me. Neither of us are single,
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  Speaker 1: and it's been a while since either of us were
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  Speaker 1: I was at euroet and you're at mine. Was either
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  Speaker 1: from yesterday, No, they weren't. I don't. So it's been
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  Speaker 1: a while since we were in the dating game. But
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  Speaker 1: for the for the for the purposes of this bit, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to offer one piece of advice as rural
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  Speaker 1: men to anybody looking for love out there.
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  Speaker 2: Hows that said, Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a going on.
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  Speaker 2: What I learned that night, I learned a lot that night,
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  Speaker 2: and the criteria is low. I mean, we'll have to generalize.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: You know, we're not we're not talking to twenty one
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: year olds here, because you know what, fuck you guys.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: If you can't pull the trigger at twenty one, you ain't.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: You ain't got a gun.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Can I say?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: You need to talk to Willy Daily?
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to. You need to get off the internet, lads,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: and you need to.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Let over like over. Yeah. So yeah, we're talking to
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: the people. Maybe small.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: They are not going to guarantee love. I guess. I
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: guess like some of it is like something I wish
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I knew at the time, and it wouldn't probably make
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: no difference.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: That's a good way to look at it. That's a
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: good This is the.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: This is the simple tip that I can give to
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: young men out there. And it sounds stupid, but I'm
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: just gonna give it to you anyhow. Smell nice, all right, great,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: smell nice? Okay, great start, Like what a start is that?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And and and and here's the mistake I made as
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: a young man. It wasn't that I was stinking a
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: farts right like that, although it probably was right yeah,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: but I'd be like, all right, a big tick layer
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: of links and take slap of af for shape and
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: the big wash beforehand with minty shower, gell of born
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: of balls here and all this kind of crack, and
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: it'd be like ten or fifteen things fighting with each
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: other and you smelled absolutely ranked sorry yeah, and then
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: you go out, like you know, and dance at the
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: disco for half an hour and a half before that,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: So throwzweating on top of it, because you're using just
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: links that just had the smell in it, but not
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: the anti perishment.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, right, yeah, So now you got that tang
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: going out.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: So now you got that going on. It's a it's
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: it's a take aroma. You know, if you were ever
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: on a bus home with a bunch of lads after
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: being out, Tom, you'd be asking yourself, now, there's not
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: a bit of one that use, lads. I went home
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: with one arm as long as the other. You know,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: you have to smell nice, and sometimes that's smelling simple.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this much, Tom. The only the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: odor that I wear now is that odorless stuff, you know,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the sort of sure just in a white can.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: All said, I think it's dove. Is the one that
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: is in our local super value. That's the one I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: get because.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Whatever it is make you smell like a clean cotton
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: yankee candle and somebody.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Actually, I was complimented the other day by a middle
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: aged lady and she said, you smell fantastic every time
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: you every time I meet you, you smell fantastic in that
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I don't really smell of anything at all.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: But all do you know what you smell like? Tom,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: let me tell you what you smell like a clean person.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: That's I'd say. What she was appreciative of was that
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: you kind of smell like good, like washing, like yeah, exactly,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: but not sleeping washing. You don't want to smell purely
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: like personal, you know what I mean?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Don't sleep in the tumble dryer.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: No, no, but that was the compliment you gave it
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: would do you always smell good? There you go, huge compliment.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: You're huge. And I'm going to tell you.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you Tom, and I don't know
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: the lady, but like you know, that was that was
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: that was step one on the on the court right there.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you here. Now there was a moment in
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: my head and.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: There you go. There was a time that we could
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: take this conversation places. All right, once you once you're
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: nice and smelling nice and you're clean, and if you
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: want to put a week spray of whatever it is
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: on after and they don't yourself handy.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Oh fucking handy, use it like a cavinman. Make it
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: fucking last the year, you know that kind of way.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Squirt either side of the neck and that'll do you.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: For the fun.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I have after shave that I got in my early tourties.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Tom, I know you're from Man.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: And also married, so something's working.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Right there you go.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: What's what's your tip?
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm I'm no expert, right but
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you the smelling one is a great one
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: for the lads. But we have a fair shot of
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: women listen to this too and going Hi, Jesus Christ
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: is very male, male centric. I can't tell you what
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: you can can't do. Literally, a pulse is fairly handy
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: for your average bloke, you know what I mean. But
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I would advise backing off, try and putting all the
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: effort in that typically tends to be only judged by
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: other women. Because it's rare, rare, you'll find a fellow
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: going Christ. I can't believe she hasn't got her lips done. Shit,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: she is not the woman for me. Trust me, You're fine.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: God.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I put this to the test one evening. I put
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: this to the test when I was giving advice and
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: another thing. I said, you want a fella that you
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: fancy in a bar? Or will this assume at a
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: bar or club or whatever. Take charge and get inside
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: his mind with the very very simple thing. Men are
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: fear simple. Go over, no lies down, catch him manary
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: bar and say what are you drinking? Cowboy? And I
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: swear to God or anything to that phrase. Buy that
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: man a drink. You buy him a drink. You already
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: now you own the keys to the castle. He'll be
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: potty in your hands because he will have never had
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: that done to him before by a woman. You may
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: go toe for toe on a date, but if a
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: woman approaches the man that says, what are you drinking?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you now that fella will have struck gold
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: in his mind because.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: It's Jesus Christ.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: A might this woman think about it? I have to
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: think about.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: What you said. It must be said Tom now that
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: the moniting and me jumped out of there again because
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, that's very that's very essensual, Like a
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: nice slogan last year. I assume she's a nice logan
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: last ye. Yeah, and a free pint.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I mean if she had a sandwich in her bag.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, get the fuck get down to the jewelers,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like, that's yeah, you
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: know he can't see his face. I'm have to strike
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: in some car.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: After blowing my mind there, you know, came up. We
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: can I get you a pint?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: That's interesting.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: That is a history changer, isn't it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Flushtim? I was like, oh, oh my, I wrote that.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I've been kind of writing that into the base a
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: byss but and I'm not giving away the full farm
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: on this one. But it's it's part of the bit
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: that I'm saying, will that work or whatever, because it's
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: sometimes a bit existential. People go, this is no broad
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: of a thing a woman by craik, it's twenty twenty four.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: But do it in the cool it. Don't asshole your
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: way into the God, I guess you want me to
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: buy your drink, you know, take charge like that. Oh
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: my god, be a cool cat woman, Be a cool
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: cat and just play it cool, cool as the cool
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: as the guy that you would like to meet. And
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I can you know, I don't know, because women are
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: far more complex than men. So I can't tell you,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: as a man how to behave like the woman you
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: would like to meet. I can't tell you that because
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I still don't fully know how I would behave with
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: the woman I'm married to forgotten knows how long. But
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: this is how women, this is how you were repressed thish. Yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: the guy just just go buy him a drink and
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: tell me.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Like a Southern bell over here.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he's I got the vapors. I knew it.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I knew. I'll tell you your whole demeanor change like
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. That's a oh my lord, that would get me.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: That would I would get any man, because it's not
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: just the free pint, it's the how cool is she?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Because you know full well if you too, there's no
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: bloke can retell the story of the meeting of the
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: woman of his dreams or or or the one he's with.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Now there's no bloke and turn around his friends and
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: impress them with the story, because they gotta tell you,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: no bloke is going to be impressed by Yeah, we're
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: meeting and sure and then sure like we went for
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: and I'll spin in the car, you know, I'm sure
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: her friends know my friend like, no, feel like it's
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: a funk about it. But I tell you now, if
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: you bought him a pint, as the two you had
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: a drink or whatever, and then he's talking the next
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: day and going, who do you want? You're not gonna
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: believe this. Let's she bought me a pint, You're going
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: to be the coolest chick on two legs. I swear
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: to god.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: He would take that pint class home for him.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah he would. Yeah, there, there you go.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: There you go. Well listen, if you are going to
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the list du Varna Matchmaking Fastival, that is know how
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you on if you know the organizers don't want to
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: throw on another live podcast this time next year, or
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: we'll take that call. Or if you have any tips yourself,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: let us know in the comments. But we're gonna move
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: on from those lads and those ladies to one particular
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: special lady who, like I say, every week, we pick
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: this lad. Tom doesn't always have to be a man.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a lady burying the lead a little here
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: about spoiler, a layer here, it's time to talk.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: But this lad, now, there's that guy, this lad e this.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Lad e yes, indeed, this little lady Tom.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Hi Jesus Christ, probably the cutest thing on the internet
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: right now. We dabbled from all walks of lighting animate objects,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: but now we've ended up on an animal. I'm sure
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: we did somewhere else with a crocodile or something, but
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: you might have done yes, keeping at Aco themed. This
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: is what's it? Is it ding ding? Or what's the
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: name of this?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: This is a wonderful little lady who has been winning
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the internet, oh all week long. And and Tom, I'm gonna
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go a little I'm gonna go a little
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: bit further back and say that I seen this damn
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: thing like a year ago. But more on that in
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: a little second.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: This is moodang, moodang, not tingting.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Mood Dang, mood mbod e ng. So I'm calling the
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: mood dang. That's just a monoy of me jumping out moodang.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: And she is a pygmy hippo in a Thailand zoo.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: And she is not just a pygmy hippo. She's like
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: a baby pygmy hippo.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ludicrously ludicrous.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: And like sometimes with the Tom and Jerry show, what
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: we try to do is like we try to take
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: this ladder. We try to take the news and say, Okay,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: that's that. We're gonna give you a Tom and Jerry
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: spin on it. We're gonna give you our thoughts or
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: what is inspired this week? No nothing. Look at this hippo.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: That's it extending the bit.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: It's the cutest little ball of god knows what that
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen. It's and it's not just sitting there.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: It's on its back, it's running, it's flipping, it's rolling,
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: it's kind of shiny. It looks like something on a
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Star Wars. In a lot of ways, you can miss
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: interpret and go that's kind of gross, But because it's
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: got four legs and a really smiley face, it's absolutely
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: beyond adorable. I can there's certain things, certain videos on
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: when I'm looking through things that I can't show my
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: wife because it would send her over the edge, Like
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, you gotta be careful like
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: some lads of ripped to shred shreds. You're like, yeah,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: you don't need to see that. And then there's you know,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: or there's like unbelievably class kitchens that yes, given the
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: current climate, it might give me a stroke if I
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: show a door, because you'll be like, oh my Jesus
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: gives a look at that, and then everything.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: We'll get that I didn't know to pop out pin.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. Oh God, look there's a foot foot
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: yoking the kickboard whre you can kick it out, and
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: all the dogs bones, and there's also there's also in
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: the backyard I can't show. I can't shold her show
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: her moodg I can't because I can't. And I also
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: can't bring her to the to buy chickens because I
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: know full well she wanted to buy Pygmy goat if
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: you put the word pygmy in front of I swear
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: to god, it could be it could be Cerberus seven
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Door of Hell. And she'd be like. It's like, she like,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: we're going to Thailand tomorrow if we see that bastard, yes, together,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: it's that's how cute he's she is dangerously cute.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing with Moodeng Okay, so moved and
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I said that I felt that I knew her from before.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't. But she's from the Moo family.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Like it's just like the dynasty, is it? It really is. Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: She has a half sister called mu Wan, another one
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: called mood Moo Ton, and another half sister called Floor
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: and and they're all named after types of pork.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: And there's a there's a brother called and he's somebody.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Him, But yeah, they're all they're all named after various
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: types of stewed pork.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing with Jesus.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing with Moodang Okay. And you can go
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: see this. You can go see this hippo in a time.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: If you're in Thailand and you want to go to
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: a Thai zoo, chances are Steve Moodang. But you should
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: have seen her a fortnight ago, because you're not going
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: to get near or now. It's like queuing for the
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: moon and Lisa, like you know, forget about yeah done.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know much about pigmy hippos, right.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Granted, it's a normal enough thing not to know much
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: about pigmy hippos.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: But I can't imagine that the listeners of the Tom
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: and Jerry Show are about to learn anything about.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: That's a bit, not a bit, not a bit.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: But Moodang, for some reason, is soaking well at all times.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I learned once that to be often fairly ely, because
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: they excreet it for as a sunblock. Apparently, so is
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: she sweating or is she just I don't think down No,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I think there's in the same vein that you know,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: like an albatross or a petrol or one of these
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: big sea birds, right, iiley bastards all the time keeps
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: the water often in the same sense. I think it's
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: the same. Isil lends are pumping it out around her
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: because she have no hair, know nothing. She's running around,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: but as naked in Thailand, you and I would be
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: dead inside fourteen minutes.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I guess I would be ily as well, wouldn't I Yeah,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: we'd want to be I in Blanche in October.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so I think I.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Think that that now I know, no fill in the
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: gaps in our hippo knowledge in the comments here, people,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I just said it was funny. I thought she looked
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: like there's not every wrestler will do this, but there
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: are several that those with hair at least like, just
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: as their music hits and they're about to go out,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: the pour like a dish of water over themselves.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: So look, I literally used to pour a bottle in
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: front of everybody over him and I could never work
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: that out him, Like, you look mental? Why are you
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: doing that for a bottle of volve it over my head? Okay?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: And you just you just look like you're lashing sweat
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: and you're like a mad bastard to begin with.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Maybe you could tie it straight back to our previous
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: previous segment and maybe she's the Christie Moore or.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe she's the CHRISTI Mr. Yeah, she really is. She's
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: like a hippo Christy Mr.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you care, but I'm just staying in Thailand.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Just that's her inside her head all day long, running
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: around going oh skill.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: That is the That is the other thing about mood
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Dang is number one. She's always so con wet for
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: good or her be it natural or she be hosed down,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. The other thing is she seems to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: be always just screaming her face off, right if yeah,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: if she's doing this. And the third thing you want
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to know about her is her favorite thing to do
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: is bite people. And she's only teeny tiny, right, She's
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: only about the size of my dog, But she's got
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: this big hippo mouth with no tusks. She's all gums
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: and her teeth our tusks are coming in, and like
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: any child that wants to teeth, she's just be biting
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: on things. And the closest thing to her is a
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: trainer's leg, So she's there with a mouthful of gums,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: just like blah blah, gumming on a trainer's.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Leg, Pigmy or no. I can tell you one thing.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I guarantee the power in them jaws, like I can
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: guarantee one thing. I've watched endless videos of people get
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: to roll a pumpkin into papo's mouths and they just
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: right mash it without even fucking breathing.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I am going to tell you another thing, Tom. See
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: that thing of like throwing on the trainer's leg and
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: it's so cute. That's going to get less cute by
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the day. I can tell you that much. Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: When she gets too big punch holes for teeth, she'll
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: crank through anything and.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: She stamps her card. Yeah, and she's gotten the taste
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: for human flesh at that stage.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: India Market words of brick top. You know, you go
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: through bound butter his head loves curry.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but so so Tom. I have no way to
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: end this bit because normally we've will have steered this
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: into Tom and Jerry segment.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to give you some Dad facts. And
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: it's not pigmy in anything. These are completely unchecked. It's
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: just one particular apparently. These are two facts that I have.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: And this is the kind of ship that if a
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: dad would say in his jumper at Christmas time, you know,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: like educate me.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Tom.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Apparently can full size hippocate eighteen miles an hour at
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: full clip. That's a scary bastard thing coming at you.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: That's that's about that's about thirty kilometers.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thirty clicks full tilt and who knows how
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: many tone you know what I mean with those big
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: hold punch your head.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I have a question Tom, before we go any for them.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Please don't like this could be a stupid thing to ask.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: But if I don't ask, I won't know, right true.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Like and my question when I boil it down to
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: it's basics, what is a hippo.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: It's a mammal and it's a herbivore. I know that
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: for a fact.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: But it's not like you know from the species pig
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: or elephant.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's in it's it's in its own things.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: It's its own thing. It's a hippopotamus.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: There's two types of hippo, if I remember correctly, there's
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: two types. This is all my child telling me this,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: by the way, this is learning actual things. And there's
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: two types of hippo, much like there's two types of elephants,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: you know, Indian and African Indian African. No, they're in
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the they're they're I think they're like the third biggest
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: or something land mammal like after the elephant and something else,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: right know, I suppose I don't know, but they're there.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: They are their own thing. They're not a spin off
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: of a pig.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: They're not okay, so okay, no, because.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Pigs wouldn't be fond of water. They don't even do
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: you know, they can't actually float or really swim. They
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: just kind of whang themselves off things to stay going
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: in the water. I think that they'd be closer to cows.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: They would. I think they'd be closer to bovine. I'd
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: say then they would in total direction. Apparently they My
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: other fact is apparently they are actually the most dangerous
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: land animal. They kill more African lads than anybody else,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: any other animals. They actually end more lives of humans
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: during the year.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Like purposely or just because you just don't get out
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: of the way of them.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: No, they're not going for you know, they're not doing
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: getting in their five k and you happen to run
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: into their lane like you did over that fucking bike. No,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: like you come down near the water. They're aggressive, bastard. Really, yeah, bro,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: they'll come atch you because they don't want you anywhere,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: especially if they're the caves.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Nearby there when they're as cute as mood.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: True, i'd end you too if you were taking my
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: mood in but not a fact. But it kind of
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: ties into what I just said. I don't know if
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: you remember reading it. I'm sure I told you at
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: some stage because it just God, what a story of
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: the French thing from about five six years ago before
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: they really started getting rid of all the animals out
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: of circuses. I know we've heard our circus.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Chat in the past. Okay, dwarf led.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: On the trampoline. Now I'm allowed to say dwarf.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I know that's fine.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Anyway, pigmy human.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Little people, that's what they like.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying little people.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: There's no way that's That was the lining bad. That
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: was the learning bad. Sand that Bernie Mac is like
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: little people, that's.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: What they're like. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, how do I
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: forget that? Bernie Mac one of my favorite people of
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: all time?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Anyways, go on.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: He was on the trampoline of some sort and he
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: was bouncing across to another until he was John rehearsals
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: a yawning hippo shut straight out, shit starts straight down
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: the neck. Okay, got out, but apparently was life drink
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: injuries as a result, because the hippo was like what
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: the fuck? But possibly broke a leg or something of
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: the way in. But yeah, got the poor they will
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: fit it into the mouth of the yawning hippo. I
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: think it was French.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: This wasn't a dream Google, was it.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: No, it definitely was that. I swear I have to
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: have told you this before. This is one of those
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: things where I do.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to tell you, Tom huge
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: if true, all right.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not letting this after hook. There's no way I'm
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: letting this after hook.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Once you're going to do a Jamie on it, I'm
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: going to say it into it.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Dwarf hippo mouth circus.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: That's your Google, that's Google.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, right, Oh my god, now this is Wikipedia. This
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: is wicked. Hippo eats Dwarf is a title of Hawk's
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: news article. To you. God, well, I'm glad I got
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: to the bottom of it quickly, because I didn't. I
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: don't need the wave of people go that's you big.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: But still I'm raging actually found that out now and
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: even said it online that they didn't just bring it
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: up at parties and Christmas and stuff, because it's you know,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: it's none of us have measured hippo's mouth nor if
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: there is one size fits all dwarf.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: So I think the best thing we could do with
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the tom is back away from it. Yeah, I would
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: advise that course of action anyway.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I'm all for Moodeng. There you go, President of Thailand.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Next please, yes, yeah, get it done. And there you go.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Look at that mood Eng known for chewing legs, proving
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: that even the cutest of animals on God's green Earth
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: is capable of starting a round my head.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Two years don't starts. It's true, It's true. It's a
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: route in the coming. Because I've been trying to and
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: you know what, we are going to have to have
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: a row, because I've been trying to send you, uh
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: links and whatnot to follow up articles. I'm almost like
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: spot spotlights of what we've been talking about. Where we
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: were going. We don't know the answer to this, much
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: like the bike shed from last week. Oh Nelly, Oh Nelly,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: that's a shower of bastard status.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah them, more on them, possibly at a later episode.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: But we're gonna what We're gonna what we're gonna have
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: a conversation about now. Dare I say a row is
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the fact that the links you send me are TikTok
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: links and I can't watch them because I don't have TikTok,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: nor am I likely to have it anytime.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Soon, I know, And this is it. This is a
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: betwixt in between. I completely my wife don't. She's not
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: in any social media and I envy her, but no
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: calmness of that. Don't get me wrong. Pinterest would melt
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: her phone in have with you know, But you have
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: to be honest here. I don't see nothing. I think
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: of the angry stuff that other people see. Every so often,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: somebody pipes up about some American presidential shite and I'm like,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: keep a ronie, yeah, And then class stuff shows up,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: like a blacksmith's showing you how to make a nail,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, all day long, thank you very much,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: mister Blacksmiths. Coolest shite going, and you can just straight past.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: And it learns very quickly, Oh he's don't this fella
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: is too either.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Doesn't like presidents, likes blacksmiths, gotcha.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: You know, or yeah, it doesn't want to throw me
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: anything controversial anymore. For the first while, it was all like, oh,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: you need to get your life together, and I'm like
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: what Oh no, I'm gonna search nineteen sixties plaster board
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: worker uses hatchet. That is one of the greatest videos,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: by the way. You will ever, I advise anybody who's
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: even an inkling of plaster board or what did the
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Americans call it wall? Yeah, just look up nineteen sixties
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: dry walling hatchet on anything. And this guy uses his
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: hatchet as the hammer, but has it so sharp, uses
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: the edge as a stanley knife. He doesn't go down
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: back to the board to measure things, and caught it
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: and all the rest of it. Nah, it's all in
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: situo and as a mouthful of nails. And I'm just saying,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: this is like the amount of unseen footage from Fred
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: that's up there, The amount of unseen footage from Fred
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I've gotten common.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I can. I'm pretty sure I can
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: find that elsewhere other than TikTok tombos. Where the hell
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: are they getting I'm.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Just saying it's just the speed is there's a lot
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: of videos up there for real kind of I suppose hecks,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: you know, diy hacks that lads are only putting on
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: TikTok and they're probably making money off it. This way,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I want nothing to do with TikTok. I want nothing
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: to do with any social media. But I have to
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: be there to put up whatever. You know, Yes, but
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: the TikTok thing, I've made it work for me. I'm
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: useless to I'm of no use to them because I
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: don't get angry about anything that they want to show
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: me because I just went grand onto the next and
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: then they quickly, quickly, very quickly revert to going, yeah,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: but have you seen this York. I can rip roots
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: out of it out from forty yards away.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Tom, All right, now, I'm not going
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: to I'm not going to stand here and say I'm
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: not on social media. I'm very active on Twitter for
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: another little while at least. I was very fond of
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Facebook when it was good, you.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Know, ten years ago, yeah, yeah, yeah, and.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: It was a good place to tell jokes and tell stories.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Instagram I never really got into it, but I'm like,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: all right, I get it. That's that's kind of its
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: place in the world as well. And alf of that,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're grand, You're all right, you don't
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: need a fourth one of these one hundred percent you don't,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: but if you could get the light version. It's what
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, so I can send you the cool shit. Yeah,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I mean like here's I guess what what what What
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: we need to come up with is we want to
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: talk to the Tom and Jerry audience and ask them.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Should we have a TikTok?
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I think we should.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Got to tell your brother. I'm not going to be
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: curating it. I'm not having this on my phone.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: No, I think I could can I yeah, if I
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: could switch over and back, maybe you can tell us that.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Like I kind of Twitter or Instagram, very very easy
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: by double tapping the icon and just switch it over.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I would be happy to create it because there's so
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: much very Tom and Jerry esque. Still, yeah, you know
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: what I mean, there's.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: So much and another thing, Tom, I'm not into this
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: whole thing of like, ah, the Chinese government are taking
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: my daughter.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Or there that Tom.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I'm signed up here to every other fucking thing, right,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know where my dad has going. It's going
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: to the government of Trinidad and Tobago for all the
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: funck I know.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Right, yes, yes, I think we all give up them
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: right a long time ago, A long you know, unless
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: you're going to go completely off grade, Like, yeah, like
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: the wife is, to be fair, she's fairly off grade.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: But still I guarantee they'll find out everything I'll about
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: her that they need to, regardless through you, through me.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I ruined that for everybody, Like anybody who touches me
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: is like, well, now they know everything about me because
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: you know here, here's what I'm.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Going to tell you, tom Okay. The reason I don't
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: have TikTok is that I know I would fall completely
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: down into a hole, yeah and never get out of it. Yeah,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: because if Facebook and Instagram is a beer and Twitter
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: is like shots of whiskey in the pub, then TikTok
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: is an unmarked bottle underneath the sink in some lad's kitchen. Yeah,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: that comes out of the house party here.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's liquid cocaine as well.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: You don't know what it is, you certainly know one
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: thing for certain. It's not good for you. Yeah that's
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: going to kill. Well, here's how it sells.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Here's how you know it's not good for you. China
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: who it's the owners of And I say, chucking thing right,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: they make TikTok like it is, and you can say
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: the country makes TikTok. They body allow you to have
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: forty five minutes a day, right, Okay, it's the thing
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: they know that it's not it's not good for you.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I have had forty five minutes of Twitter while we
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: were recording this podcast, and we're on minute forty six.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: So I know what I'm capable of and not capable of.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Well, I know, I know, I know, And it is
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: a dangerous place. It is a dangerous, dangerous place if
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: you have to stay busy at something else with it.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: And it's so it's pure brain bubble gum if you're
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: not careful.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Brain bubble gum is right, yes, but but it's the
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: kind of brain bubble gum to get stuck on your shoe.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I look, I'm just saying for.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: That, Tom, Tom, Like, you know, what do you ask
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: me here? Do I want to watch videos of lads
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: take hatches to dry wall? Yeah? I do, Tom. The
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: problem is I would watch that all day and all
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: night on my phone while I'm supposedly watching something on
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: TV or on the train or I dare say, when
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I'm at paid labor. All right, I couldn't put it down.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I couldn't get rid of it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, it's your, it's it's your, it's your
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: oxy cotton. I get it. I get exactly.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And I'm over here going like no, I'm clean.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want any ox cotton. And you're like, hey,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: how would you like some percocets?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: And I was like, no, fair, And you know what,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: I feel dirty myself for trying to push your social
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: media on it. But it's only purely cause and I
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: sound like the worst drug dealer I ever. Do you
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: know the most heinous got gone dude? One time, one
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: little segment of this, come on over when I'm already embroiling.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: It's only because I want to show you the really
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: and they're so like it's so easily it's dangerously easily digestible.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: That's the problem. Like there's no gettings, there's no note,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: just like, hey, I want to learn how to you know,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: make your own jacket. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: come on with me. And it's like a three minute
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: video of making your own wax jacket out of like berries.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: It's just too good. So yeah, you know what, maybe
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: you're writer? Am I trying seeking God? Now it's set
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: up another account? No, that's you know we're.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: We'll put it to the We'll put it to the audience,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry audience. That do you want to
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: see us on TikTok? Are you on TikTok? Are you
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: even following us on social media? Because I'm gonna tell
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: you something after not, I know where you can do it.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: You can do it on Twitter, on Instagram, at Tom
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: and Jerry Show, or you can follow me at Jerry
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: McBride him at Tom Underscore Romani. Will you be able
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: to follow us on TikTok? Time? Will tell Tom who
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: knows it's pretty much the same thing.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I do I have issues
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: with the word TikTok. I think I think it's one
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: of the most rubbish names, rubbish names for social You
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? It's basically just going TikTok. We
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: want your information?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, we want your time, TikTok, TikTok, come on.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Waste your time here?
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Or the giant crocodile from or Ali from Peter Penn.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's not a waste of time? Tom
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: helping the Tom and Jerry Show. Why don't sell the
• 47:06
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• 47:07
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  Speaker 2: what I've seen that's pure up your street?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Or today? I thought you're asking me Tom. That's how
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: That's how convincing that question was.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: There you go, wasn't it? If you have you know,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: if you've got some thoughts on mood Ang and why
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: she's always great see.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we? What are we missing? There?
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Is she?
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: What?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: What are we? Why is this? What are we doing?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is there something we should know about tai zoos?
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Have you been to Thailand? Is there something we don't
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: know about that? Carry on?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Our pygmy hippos only that greasy looking when they're in danger?
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: What are we doing?
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: How are you doing? For advice when it comes to
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: being single? Did we do well? Or did we do rubbish?
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Have you a better move? Did you pull off a
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: better move to land your your your better other? Let
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: us know? Maybe you've been to listening vernon, Maybe you've
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: been to the singles night? Have we been to one drive? Host?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: And I can only apologize, I.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Got I gotta tell you tom Me and my wee
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: buddy wedding ring over here tells me I'm doing just fine,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: exactly exactly right.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Other than that, you're I'm off to speak more water
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: kind of bits and pieces from
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: The earth, you know, Yes, thank you very much