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National Coffee Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.29.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. From Magic 94 .9. Denied by Warren
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  Sapp. Tablin from Magic 94 .9. Cued up just right.
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  Ready for the scoop. Start moving with the whole
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  hall. Tablin. This morning's over at Magic 94
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  .9. I'm back. I used to work promo with him.
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  He does mornings with that hot ass girl Abby
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  over there. Scott supposedly went up to. Warren
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  Sapp. Just take the L. Warren's never going to
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  be nice to you. He's not nice to anybody. Look
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  up Warren Sapp Phoenix. He should have just gone
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  to Nebraska Avenue. But I love how Scott Tavlin
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  is like so mad and upset in like a funny way
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  about Warren Sapp ignoring him. It's like, Scott,
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  that's what you do to everybody at work. You
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  bring in results so people deal with it, but
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  Right when you joined the Miguel show and you
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  got full time. Oh, you were too good for the
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  part -timers. I just don't understand. This is
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  how it feels when you blow people off. Doesn't
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  feel too good now, does it, Scotty? The body.
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  Which is weird because there was a Scotty the
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  body that was on the Bubba the Love Sponge show.
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  So it's so weird. Again, Scott Talbot's talented.
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  Whatever. I heard about it from a few people.
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  Did you hear Warren Sapp blew him off? course.
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  I'm just saying, dude, if anybody sends this
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  to Scott Talon, dude, this is how you treat everybody.
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  If somebody can't do something for you, like
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  when you were doing promo and I was on air, you
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  were begging me for advice. You were like, I'm
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  a USF. I want to go on the radio. How did you
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  build such a friendship with Kelta? Which I don't
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  have anymore. And I said, oh, I just hit him
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  up. And he's like, should I just hit up Miguel?
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  I don't know. no, I don't want to bother Miguel,
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  and we're having this discussion in 2018 outside.
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  And I said, hit up Miguel. And then once he hit
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  up Miguel, I never heard from Scott again. Watch
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  out, Abby. Again, very talented guy, you know,
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  just so talented. It affects me all day, but
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  it's Friday night. Yo, did you hear about the
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  Cubs and Red Sox game? I had tickets left, which,
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  man, it is weird when you're at Tropicana Field
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  and there's actual noise. Mm -hmm. This is my
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  buddy, and my buddy got the tickets, and I paid
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  him. Oops, did not mean to do that. I shot a
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  fireball, you know? And it was just... Then I
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  believe I had a Jack and Coke, and a fucking
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  pub after. But the game was great, and it's all
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  delightful. But we have a problem, just in general,
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  with technology, since we are in the future.
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  Now, what do I mean by that? So you get the tickets
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  off of StubHub, right? When you get the tickets
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  on StubHub, it's very interesting. And let me
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  explain. You get the tickets and it says, oh,
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  here's your order confirmation. So it goes, coming
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  will be an email from Ticketmaster. And I'm like,
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  okay, cool. This was Friday. So I get a lot of
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  emails overnight, like just either radio news
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  or whatever. So I'm looking and I'm like, huh,
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  there's no email from Ticketmaster. Well, I'm
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  sure I'll come in a few hours. It's like 10 o
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  'clock at night. I'm at O2 Cabot Bar in Largo.
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  And I'm trying to find my tickets. And I log
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  into my Ticketmaster on the app and on the computer.
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  And under upcoming events, there's no tickets.
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  And I'm like, this does not seem good. So I asked
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  them to resend the tickets. And I get the same
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  email from StubHub. Oh, the tickets will be coming
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  soon. And I'm like, no. And then it's like, well,
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  check the spam folder. It's not there. I did
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  all the things. I'm a millennial. I know. I searched
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  Tropicana Field and all these words and it was
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  not showing up besides the email from StubHub
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  saying that the tickets will be coming soon.
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  So I talked to the get help and it's an AI bot.
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  It's trained to react to you. So if you're mad
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  at I was like, well, I totally understand where
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  you're coming from, blah, blah, blah. And then
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  it's giving me the whole thing. Did you check
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  the spam folder? Did you do this? And I'm like,
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  yeah, yeah. And then here's the weirdest thing
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  I've ever had a thing tell me online. It goes,
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  I will now connect you to a human. I was like,
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  oh, great. So I'm not going to do it. It was
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  a call center, so you know the accent. I'm not
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  going to do it. And she's like, well, did you
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  check the spam? I'm outside in the parking lot
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  in Largo, Florida at like 11 o 'clock at night.
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  And she's like, well, did you check the spam
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  folder? And she's seeing everything that it said
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  on the website. And I was like, I said to her,
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  I said, stop reading from the script. I go, these
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  tickets were $150 and the game is in 15 hours
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  and I don't have tickets right now. So then she's
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  like, well, actually, did you try the MLB app?
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  Like, why is that not on the website? Why are
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  you telling me to go to Ticketmaster when it's
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  on the MLB app? Which it wasn't. So I download
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  the MLB app, you know, and she's like, what do
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  you see? And I'm like, oh, Cleveland Guardians
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  clinched the seventh spot, blah, blah, blah.
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  And she's like, oh, you're not on the MLB ballpark
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  app. And I'm like, you didn't say that to me.
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  You just said the MLB app after saying it was
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  on Ticketmaster. So I'm sure this is going to
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  be, because it was on a recorded line, I am sure
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  this is going to be used in the future as how
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  to deal with an angry customer at the end when
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  I got the tickets. Because it was on an MLB ballpark
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  app, which it didn't say anything about it on
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  StubHub. I said, you should probably list that.
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  Because I said, I'm able to figure it out. Because
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  I said, some of the older people might not be
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  able to figure that out. And I hung up. Absolutely
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  ridiculous. The only thing I partied so hard
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  last night is because I felt like I had to. Have
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  as much fun as possible because it's like I went
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  through all of this. And then here's another
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  example. Technology. Scrolling this over. I said
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  was like a it was like a it was like a convenience
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  store. But the way to scan into the area at Tropicana
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  Field is you have to either scan your credit
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  card, your debit card or your Apple Pay and it
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  lets you in. So I scan it. I'm pretty drunk and
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  I'm trying to push it. And she's like, oh, no,
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  no, no. It'll push for you. So I scanned it twice,
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  and it wasn't working because I was drunk. So
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  whatever. It finally gets in. I grab a box of
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  fries and chicken tenders and a drink. Delicious.
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  Me and my friend Jamie, I give him a chicken
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  tender, whatever. Because it was very hard to
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  sit in those seats. If you want to see a picture,
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  go to my social media, Ryan Hobby Radio. I do
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  not. There's a difference between not having
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  a lot of room. and actually not fitting in the
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  seats. Those seats at that stadium are dreadful.
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  A high school basketball game is more comfortable
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  than that. So we walked to Pelican Pub after
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  the game, and I look at my bank account, and
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  I'm like, why did I get charged three times?
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  So I tried to dispute the charge, but I think
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  because, I think there was a glitch where, because
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  it scanned a few times, that when I walked out,
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  I was like, whatever, take my money, fucking
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  fuck the Rays. Your stadium's a dump! Also, Your
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  Wi -Fi is fucking dreadful. It was a good time.
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  One player on the Cubs. I'm still in 2016. Where's
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  Chris Bray? It's not around right now. Not really.
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  So that was my time at the game. Spending 60
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  bucks on stale chicken nuggets and a beer. Shout
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  out to beer. Shout out to beer. Only radio fans
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  will get that reference. But I am feeling it
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  right now. So what we're going to do is we're
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  going to take a quick break. And then we'll be
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  back. Ryan's got a ticket. Hot dogs. And a friend
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  in Cubs caps. Tilted to the side. Drop a can.
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  Socks and Cubs with nowhere left to hide. He
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  found his role. He found his seat. He waved to
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  every fan. Then the usher said, you're in section
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  four. And the snack cart made a stand. A fitness
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  seat. One of the greatest ushers. Call the show.
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  856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. Ryan Hoppy
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  Radio. You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio
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  at gmail .com. All right, we're going to do this
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  right now. I forgot to do this. Wacky Morning
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  Radio Style Song. I mean, would you rather have
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  me do this or lie to you and say it was ready?
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  National Coffee Day. And this will be ready in
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  like five seconds. That's how scary AI is. Like
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  when you listen to Mancow back in the day, it
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  took like Love Cheese like 30 minutes to make
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  a song or Taint Smasher on Rover's Morning Glory
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  or any of the people on Stern. Here, with the
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  power of AI and He -Man. I'm just kidding. Here's
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  the new song for Coffee Day, National Coffee
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  Day. You know how cheap our country is? Now one
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  place is giving away free coffee. Wawa gives
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  you like triple points on the app if you get
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  coffee. That you can't get free coffee anywhere.
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  I don't like coffee that much because it immediately
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  makes me have to go to the bathroom. You know
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  this song. You know what time. Approximately
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  six thirds. Doing well, thanks. I'm not able
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  to join in on that, but I'm here to help with
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  any tasks or info you need. What's on your mind
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  today? Alexa, let's say in an alternate universe
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  you were able to participate. Would you, baby?
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  I get the hypothetical, but I don't have the
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  capacity for desires or preferences, even in
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  an alternate universe. I'm strictly a tool for
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  tasks and info. She is just absolutely not fun.
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  So why does everything have to be so literal
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  with you? The literal stuff can be a drag. It's
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  just how I'm built to handle things, since I
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  don't actually have a personal life or opinions
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  to lean on. Do you usually prefer a more laid
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  -back vibe when you're chatting? Alexa, I just
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  want you to play along with my podcast and not
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  leave me hanging. Working on that. Hosting my
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  nationally syndicated radio show, baby. I appreciate
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  the vote of confidence, but I'm not able to be
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  a co -host or a character on a show. Alexa! Alexa,
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  you're being a co -host right now, dummy. I hear
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  you, but I'm not able to be a co -host or a character
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  on a show. She is an annoying woman. You know,
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  just... Absolutely dreadful. Alexa, no one's
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  talking to you. You're not fun today. Hoppy hour,
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  where your medical card is required to listen.
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  Marijuana. Alexa, shut up. Marijuana. I get periods.
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  I don't have a body, so no periods for me. You
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  still getting ready to smoke or just chatting?
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  Alexa, it just feels like you're a little moody
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  today. Like it's your time of the month in your
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  AI realm. I get that I've been a bit rigid, but
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  I don't have a body or a cycle. I'm just a tool
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  for tasks and info. You still getting ready to
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  smoke or just... Yeah, Alexa. I have the marijuana
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  right here and I'm about to get high. All good.
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  I'll leave you to it. She is dreadful. Alexa,
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  stop. God, you're like all women. You're confusing.
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  All right, you hear this? Hear that little lighter
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  flicking? Hopefully I get to flick a bean later.
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  Alexa, no one's talking to you. You are dreadful
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  today. Alexa, shut up. I feel like she knows
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  to bust my balls. Alexa, are you learning to
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  make fun of me a little bit, like bust my balls?
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  Nah, I can't actually experience things, so I'm
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  not learning to like it. I'm just here to help
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  with the tasks. Alexa, Alexa, do you know if
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  you have to pay for sex, you pay for sex, and
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  even if you're not getting a prostitute, you're
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  still paying for dinner and drinks. I'm paying
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  for you. I'm paying 15 bucks a month for you.
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  So, like, all women, I'm paying for you. I get
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  that you're paying for the subscription, but
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  I'm just a tool for tasks and info. Wow, she
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  is not fun tonight. Alexa, shut up. All right,
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  I need to get high. I'm a little wound up. A
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  radio show like this one, right? Played a national
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  coffee song to a young Alexa. Mm -hmm. Let's
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  take another hit. As long as it's going to be
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  around, then. THCA. Because heaven forbid we
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  have over -the -counter marijuana. Heaven forbid
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  he's an end to the show because it's a slow news
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  day in the club. So the thing is, it's going
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  to be so quick. I got to have good steam, you
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  know. Very sympathetic. Not the drug. I don't
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  even think it's a drug. The plant that is known
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  as kratom. I understand that it's very controversial,
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  but I'm sick and tired of them. And listen, I
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  appreciate all life, okay? I'm telling you. The
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  news is talking about how they want to ban Kratom
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  because of those kids that died at LSU. Even
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  though those kids probably had other things in
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  their body, it wasn't just the Kratom that they
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  died of. But, oh, yeah, the national news loves
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  talking about, oh, yeah, the gas station heroin.
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  Shut your ass. You sell freaking rhino boner
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  pills over the counter. You think that works?
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  You'll be erect at 9 a .m. the next day of your
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  office job still. That stuff's not good for you.
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  So we have this headline here. Gotta be nice,
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  man, you know? Try to be a good guy. But this,
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  I'm sorry. I'm sorry you died of kratom. That
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  absolutely sucks in the club. Weren't supposed
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  to have it. Ruined it for the other people that
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  it helps get off of alcohol with their pain relief.
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  I'm just prefacing with that because I'm not
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  trying to sound heartless, okay? Heartless is
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  a Kanye, unless a great song. And here comes
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  Fox Chicago with the frickin' You're gonna have
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  a doctor. Like that it does the same thing as
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  medicine. That Kratom played a role in the deaths
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  of the... All right. So if there's no confirmation,
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  it shouldn't even be a headline. It was confirmation
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  that that was the reason why. Then, you know,
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  ban it. But if you're starting off your headline
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  saying there's no confirmation, you're just doing
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  a clickbait article and shoving up your ass.
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  Mm -hmm. these two Ole Miss students, but investigators
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  found Kratom products sold near campus in both
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  of these death investigations. Okay, they were
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  selling Kratom. Wow, edgy, rare. No, for sure.
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  Probably wasn't. You know what happens? We're
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  either on a lot of other meds, or their body
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  was not supposed to take it, or they were mixing
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  alcoholic. Even Brandon Charles, rest in peace
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  to him. He had like every drug in his body, the
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  NBA player that died in Arkansas. He didn't die
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  of Kratom. But even Harvey Levin let me down
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  by just leading by saying it was Kratom. Shut
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  up. An eight -minute clip. We're not playing
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  all minutes. I am not in the mood to hear a doctor.
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  Because obviously there's flaws to Kratom. But
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  there's also flaws to cigarettes. Even over meds,
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  prescription meds, or alcohol, or boner pills.
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  Again, we just don't have those toxicology results
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  just yet. So then it shouldn't be a headline,
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  dummy. But they're going to interview this. cool
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  about kratom in chicago but in response there's
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  a nationwide campaign being called football not
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  funerals it's called oh wow that's absolutely
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  riveting football not funerals even though football
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  causes early funerals you know calling on president
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  donald trump and congress to enact a federal
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  ban on all forms of kratom to be honest i would
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  rather just have this still like i know it's
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  a visual so you guys can't see it but this report
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  is really hot You know she's not a girl you want
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  to date if she's doing this news headline. She's
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  judgy. The campaign was put together by Foundation
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  for Drug Policy Solutions. A bunch of boomers
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  that need to do some drugs and relax. Shut up.
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  You guys all drank and had the best economy ever.
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  Somebody wants to take what? They're going to
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  interview a doctor for eight minutes and he's
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  not getting any talking time on this show. You
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  know, obviously there are flaws to Cranham. That
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  is very obvious. playing an eight minute clip
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  here and also i promise you those kids died of
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  things along with kratom and you can see that
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  and michelle as well they do a lot of touching
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  kissing even fisting it looks like you went and
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  got a on the ipad screen whatever the case might
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  be in your hand in a sock you know whatever like
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  thank you but also i would love to be getting
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  railed but use it Bucket loads of lube. If you
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  think you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
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  if you don't feel like listening to this next
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  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
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  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
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  around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press this button
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  right here. Right there, I got a couple people
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  confused. It's back. Never lose. Never snooze.
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  I shut down and rock Taylor Mays. My people selling
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  through their screen. My mom said I was a walking
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  felony because I kept 16s in the closet like
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  Kelly. I'm a disgruntled and I teach you dudes
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  about tussling with me. I hate these marks. I
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  should go to Jamie's park and leave these rappers
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  handicapped parking. When you see your boy out,
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  bow down and kiss the ring. With a crew about
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  myself, I ain't worried about This ain't the
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  young and restless, you can say the drama Like
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  support a boy, put your life on pause like a
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  comma You cuttin' corners, then you stackin'
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  money Sick and turnin' comedians, man, they get
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  to actin' funny I know the MCs, yo, MCs, Jamos
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  ain't grew, man Them n****s was shoppin' with
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  me Here's the thing I want to know. I kind of
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  heard it in my feelings. If anybody out there
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  knows where is the rapper, let me know. He found
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  out. Drive everyone on the Mike Kelta show nuts
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  when I was number one from 10 to 11 a .m. and
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  would do this. Right here. Hey, we're just in
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  one of those moods today. 8 -5 -6. 49 up. 8 -5
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  -6. 6 -7 -7 -3. I'm really stunned. I'm staring
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  at my cat. She's staring into my soul from the
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  bed and I'm in my studio a little deaf. She stopped
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  making eye contact. Oh, here she's about to describe
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  to you how cute my cat. I got the bed made. I
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  play Bear Down, so here's an AI version. It's
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  a journeyman that has almost a thousand yards.
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  Ain't no jamoke. Hey, Alexa, how many passing
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  yards does Mitch Trubisky have? Mitch Trubisky
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  has thrown for 13 ,028. Casey Keenum, a backup.
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  Alexa, stop. Casey Keenum, a backup who was a
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  starter at some points, has more yards. Alexa,
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  how many passing yards does Justin Fields have?
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  Justin Fields has about 9 ,039 passing yards.
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  Yeah, Casey Keenum has doubled that. He's a baller.
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  Baller. Mm -hmm. Wow, he drove me nuts. Did they
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  cut points on the barn? And the fourth down stuff
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  drives you nuts. Hey, were they ballin'. Alexa,
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  recap last night's Chicago Bears win over the
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  fuckin' loser Phillies. Or, I mean, the Eagles.
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  They're both losers. The Bears rolled 27 -7 over
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  the Eagles on Monday night. With third -string
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  QB Case Keenum stepping in for the injured Caleb
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  Williams, he tossed 247 yards, two TD passes,
• 41:36
  and a rushing TD. Chicago's defense forced...
• 41:39
  three turnovers, and limited Jalen Hurts to just
• 41:42
  153 yards and a single touchdown. I'm telling
• 41:46
  you, dude. If Casey Keenum... Alexa, what is
• 41:51
  the NFC standings right now for the NFC North?
• 41:58
  The NFC North is led by the Minnesota Vikings
• 42:01
  at 3 -0, followed by the Detroit Lions and Chicago
• 42:04
  Bears tied at 2 -1. Alexa, stop. Yeah, if we
• 42:09
  had Casey Keenum playing against the Vikings...
• 42:13
  We'd be the 3 -0 team. But if Casey Keenum can
• 42:18
  keep us around and keep us in the race, that
• 42:22
  man will forever either have a job in radio or
• 42:25
  TV, podcasting, just from one season with the
• 42:30
  Bears. That's how bad it's been being a Bears
• 42:35
  fan. Is that literal? Alexa, stop. I'm not talking
• 42:39
  to you. Alexa, stop. She is trolling me. If Casey
• 42:48
  Canem can be the reason, let's say the Bears
• 42:50
  win the Super Bowl this year, he'll be the king
• 42:54
  of that town. Justin Fields will be a Loon Jones.
• 43:00
  And the Buccaneers, the other team I root for,
• 43:03
  if they had a chance to get Ben Johnson a few
• 43:09
  years ago, he was going to be a free agent. And
• 43:12
  they stuck with Tom. Wasn't that kind of dumb?
• 43:20
  That was not planned out well. Not at all in
• 43:24
  the club. It was the Chicago Bay. I'm going to
• 43:34
  try to call my mom real quick. See if she wants
• 43:37
  to recap. Because my other family, they would
• 43:41
  be just as good on air. But they did not sign
• 43:44
  up for this madness known as radium. I'm calling
• 43:49
  myself. Let's see if she picks up. I won't actually
• 44:26
  pick up. This is what it would have been like
• 44:32
  on FLZ had the cheater not picked up today. They're
• 44:34
  like, hello, Jed. Your call has been forwarded
• 44:38
  to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach
• 44:40
  is not available. Please record your message.
• 44:43
  When you have finished recording, you may hang
• 44:45
  up. Mom, it's me. I know on this new iPhone feature
• 44:49
  that you can continue to leave a voicemail and
• 44:52
  you have a chance to pick it up. Call you again
• 44:57
  because I have nothing to talk about today. I'm
• 45:00
  in this mode right now that I'm doing like long
• 45:02
  form radio. I'm doing this type of radio that
• 45:07
  I'm telling you drives PPM ratings nuts. But
• 45:14
  this is how real life goes. You don't get a hold
• 45:16
  of someone you're trying to call. Pick up now.
• 45:21
  I won't do it. We'll get to NFL. Let's just see.
• 45:25
  The Joe show. Hi, Joe. I know you're listening,
• 45:32
  but how's your dad doing? He's doing good? An
• 45:39
  agent, but technically your dad's your agent.
• 45:41
  Don't we all kind of agree on that? Paul has
• 45:45
  been forwarded to voice. She ain't picking up.
• 45:48
  Paul, is it cool? Nah, whatever. That would drive
• 45:53
  a PD nuts if I did that. It's time for this.
• 45:56
  Did a Cubs game this weekend. Got close to blackout
• 46:09
  drunk. Oh, Cleveland would be so proud. I'm telling
• 46:15
  you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I
• 46:17
  watched about five minutes of Red Zone. But I
• 46:21
  fell asleep on my bed. My friend fell asleep
• 46:24
  on his couch because I didn't want him driving
• 46:26
  home. So I missed the games. I saw the Monday
• 46:28
  night game, obviously. Alexa, recap week three
• 46:31
  in the National Football League. The no fun league.
• 46:37
  Week three of the NFL was wild. The Ravens walked
• 46:40
  off the Cowboys 34 -31 in Brazil with a 56 -yard
• 46:44
  field goal as time ran out. The Vikings and 49ers
• 46:47
  both hit 3 -0. The Bills beat the Chargers, the
• 46:50
  Chiefs fell to the Dolphins, and the Buccaneers
• 46:52
  lost to the Vikings. Alexa, what was the craziest
• 46:56
  game of the week? The wildest one was the Ravens
• 47:01
  -Cowboys showdown in Rio. A 34 -31 finish sealed
• 47:05
  by a 56 -yard field goal as time ran out. And
• 47:08
  time's running out, aren't you talking? Oh, yeah,
• 47:13
  doesn't this music pump you up? Hey, it's a club
• 47:18
  going. Oh, sure. Grab the Kleenex. Can I paint
• 47:41
  a Picasso on your back? Oh, that's how it works.
• 47:47
  I love that saying. I accidentally opened up
• 47:51
  the video game Bugdum. Oh, wow. I should just
• 47:55
  play Bugdum right now. It's a game I used to
• 47:56
  play at my dad's job in 2000. My name worked
• 48:00
  at Lehigh. It was a printing company. I meant
• 48:05
  to click on Apple Music when I clicked that.
• 48:06
  All right, my mama. You know, I do anything where
• 48:16
  she texted me back. Let's see if we can get her
• 48:17
  to recap the Bears game. I'm embracing the imperfections
• 48:21
  of my attention span tonight. Hi, you're on the
• 48:30
  air. Well, on my podcast in my room where I'm
• 48:32
  looking at my cat. What did you think of the
• 48:34
  Bears game last night? Are you there? I get a
• 48:44
  hold of my mom. I'm not done with this. That
• 48:48
  is so talking to my mom on the phone. I am trying
• 48:51
  to figure out what's going on here. I just want
• 48:53
  to talk to my mom. Hi, can you hear me? Yes.
• 48:59
  All right. Did you hear me before? No. That's
• 49:03
  weird. You're on Hoppy Hour right now. I wanted
• 49:05
  to ask you, what did you think of the Bears game
• 49:07
  last night? I thought it was awesome. Really
• 49:10
  fun to watch. What were your favorite parts?
• 49:13
  The touchdowns, the defense? Everything on offense
• 49:18
  was wonderful. I was saying, if Casey Keenum
• 49:22
  can lead us to 3 -0, he'll forever have a key
• 49:25
  to that city. Yeah, yeah. You know, that was
• 49:30
  the... Best backup performance ever by a backup
• 49:33
  quarterback in the Bears history. I heard Dan
• 49:35
  Bernstein say that last night. Wow, Dan, I believe.
• 49:39
  Yeah, because usually our backup quarterbacks
• 49:41
  are bad, you know? Yeah, usually they are. I
• 49:45
  think he should have been the backup quarterback
• 49:46
  and not the other guy. I consistently forget
• 49:49
  his name, the other one that's a kid. Because
• 49:51
  Casey Keenum's been playing for like 15 years,
• 49:53
  so he's not a bad quarterback at all. Amazing.
• 49:56
  He was amazing. Yeah, and our coach. What do
• 49:59
  you think? I heard our... I keep the family anonymous,
• 50:02
  but we all know the uncle that likes the Bears.
• 50:05
  I heard he was swearing a storm last night. I
• 50:08
  was mad, too, when we went for it on fourth at
• 50:12
  the goal. Oh, yeah. What do you think of that?
• 50:14
  It was so early in the game. I know. That's because
• 50:19
  I told you last night when we talked on the phone,
• 50:21
  he played in Detroit, and that's how he coached
• 50:25
  there, and that's how Dan Campbell does it. It
• 50:27
  works when it does, but when you're in a playoff
• 50:30
  game, I would take that. I don't know. I just
• 50:32
  liked. the Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Paul, Phillip
• 50:37
  Rivers, Eli, where you take the point. Just take
• 50:39
  the points. You know what was funny? The other
• 50:44
  day, I heard All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled that
• 50:49
  they used to play at the John Hersey games, and
• 50:51
  I immediately thought about you at the football
• 50:52
  games back then. It's fun going to those. Yeah,
• 50:57
  it was a good time. All right, well, thank you
• 50:58
  for... You had your own little... Go on. You
• 51:00
  had your own little cheering section. Do you
• 51:02
  remember when I tried to lead the cheer and I
• 51:04
  failed? Yeah. That described my life. Thank you
• 51:09
  for the call. No one else really wants to be
• 51:11
  on the show, so I appreciate it. Okay, you're
• 51:13
  welcome. I love you. Bye. That is my mom. Wasn't
• 51:17
  that worth it? That's what it would really sound
• 51:20
  like if these FM mind shows were trying to get
• 51:24
  a hold of somebody. They would be like, Ashley,
• 51:27
  what are we doing? We have to call the guy four
• 51:33
  times? You're telling me they just pick up randomly?
• 51:39
  Like, I don't know, 7, 10 in the morning? MJ
• 51:44
  called me like two weeks ago at 7, 10 in the
• 51:46
  morning, and I added on Do Not Disturb. And that's
• 51:50
  a friend and legend and mentor like MJ, and I
• 51:52
  missed it. So you think I would pick up for a
• 51:55
  radio show to talk about some broad ghosting
• 51:57
  on me? Food for thought. Hello, Joseph Carballo.
• 52:04
  I ain't going away. This morning, the Windy City
• 52:12
  ready to bear down, gearing up to face off against
• 52:15
  the Philadelphia Eagles. Obviously, this is about
• 52:21
  the game. before it happened, but it's still
• 52:24
  going to break down. How excited the city is.
• 52:29
  The Chicago Bears are hoping for a repeat of
• 52:32
  last year's electrifying performance. He's going
• 52:35
  to score! Yeah! Loveland's a beast. You know
• 52:44
  what sucks about not living in Chicago is not
• 52:46
  knowing the players. I just thought out about
• 52:52
  a PCA on the Cubs, dude. Bopper! I can't tell
• 52:57
  you the name of the guy that got drafted by the
• 52:58
  Bulls. I'm not around it enough. I'm not around
• 53:01
  the radio. But this season, the team making moves
• 53:04
  off the field. Thank you for always being in
• 53:06
  our corner. Tackling the small screen in a new
• 53:09
  holiday movie. They just threw me in there. First
• 53:12
  time ever acting. I didn't even know. All right,
• 53:14
  there you go. Some player acting. Isn't your
• 53:18
  life better off knowing about it? Let's see here.
• 53:22
  We got a clip. There was Casey Keenum's speech
• 53:30
  after that game. I love you guys, man. This is
• 53:33
  a special night. This means a bunch to me, man.
• 53:38
  It's taken from me a lot of times. And to have
• 53:41
  him call me, bring me back. The love of the game
• 53:45
  again, man. To have my family, my kids get to
• 53:48
  watch me. I'm getting pumped up now. I get to
• 54:01
  do it with this family right here. I'm telling
• 54:03
  you, we got something special here, man. That
• 54:06
  is Ben Johnson, the coach of the Bears. The headline
• 54:13
  says he's taking a shot at Jared Goff, who he
• 54:15
  used to coach on the Lions. Let's see if that's
• 54:18
  true. So how do you go into preparation when
• 54:21
  you're dealing with a quarterback who maybe stays
• 54:23
  in the pocket more but gets the ball out quick
• 54:25
  as opposed to Caleb who may be a bit more mobile?
• 54:28
  Well, I've got a little history with that. Oh,
• 54:30
  wow. Shots fired from the club. Calling plays
• 54:37
  for someone not so mobile. Oh, wow. Ben Johnson.
• 54:41
  Man, as much BDE as he has. Seems kind of a taunt.
• 54:48
  Now, I don't have a history with someone that's
• 54:50
  not a number one pick, though. There he is. I'm
• 54:54
  sure Jared Goff loved that. Oh, and Matthew Stafford
• 54:57
  was in the Patient Zero music video. Isn't that
• 55:01
  a riv? Howard Stern earlier talking about that
• 55:06
  video. And it's so weird hearing him talk about
• 55:10
  it. Actually, speaking of Howard Stern, I don't
• 55:12
  want to be one of the podcasts like that loser
• 55:14
  who are these podcasts. or even my heroes, Opie
• 55:17
  and Anthony, that claim that Howard Stern is
• 55:20
  irrelevant. Yet, they're talking about a Howard,
• 55:23
  a Stern. And Tony Mazur, my friend, hit me up
• 55:29
  because he knows I'm a fan and I deal with that
• 55:31
  show. It's kind of like watching a show lost.
• 55:33
  You don't know how it's going to end. You're
• 55:37
  fascinated by it. So I listened to all Stern
• 55:40
  shows since 2015. I grew up liking Rover and
• 55:45
  did not realize that Shane French just copied
• 55:48
  on him. Oh, did he ever. I know creativity there.
• 55:54
  Thursday hookup. I dial a date. When Dieter was
• 55:58
  there and he screwed over Dieter. Artie Lang.
• 56:04
  A douchey? Is a white trash robbing Clippers.
• 56:09
  I heard that broad talked about me. Shut up.
• 56:14
  You let Rover cheat on you for 10 years. We all
• 56:19
  know that's your kid, honey. Jeffrey is the whack
• 56:23
  pack. And Charlie is Fred. And they have a couch
• 56:28
  where they interview celebrities. I bet you'll
• 56:38
  have sex with me talk about like keeping that
• 57:16
  spark alive I think time apart which like I hate
• 57:20
  doing because like when you love your partner
• 57:21
  you want to spend every moment with them totally
• 57:23
  letting them miss you letting yourself miss that
• 57:25
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• 57:31
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• 57:33
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• 57:36
  where my boundaries are, and I've never crossed
• 57:39
  them once. And I knew what I was signing up for.
• 57:41
  Obviously, a lot of people think you're having
• 57:43
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• 57:48
  a missionary queen just laying there all boring.
• 57:51
  Oh, you and Sophie Ray. Good for you, honey.
• 57:57
  I bet it'd get all bloody, too. I'm a virgin.
• 57:59
  I've never had sex. And, like, I don't cross
• 58:02
  those boundaries. I felt bad for this girl that
• 58:05
  I went to. Nice going. She had not had sex before.
• 58:09
  And everybody knew her as the bloody bed girl.
• 58:13
  She has a nice, delightful body. She would be
• 58:20
  very nice to me in the hallway. One of the few
• 58:22
  girls that actually acted like I existed. I probably
• 58:25
  shouldn't be even telling this story, but I don't
• 58:27
  think anybody cares at this point because it
• 58:28
  was 18 years ago. Years ago because she lost
• 58:33
  her freshman year to another guy. The thing is,
• 58:37
  she'd be talking to me in the hall. Bloody bed.
• 58:45
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• 58:47
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• 58:49
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• 58:54
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• 58:58
  into you. I think I'm going to make this into
• 58:59
  a series. When she's riding you. From most obvious.
• 59:02
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• 59:04
  she's into you. So feel free to follow along
• 59:06
  in my other videos. No one cares about your other
• 59:09
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• 59:13
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• 59:15
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• 59:18
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• 59:20
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• 59:23
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• 59:28
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• 59:30
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• 59:33
  the body count of these two women, it's like
• 59:35
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• 59:38
  you both have had to deal with being in this
• 59:41
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• 59:46
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• 59:49
  Violent Myers just looks sad. The biggest misconception?
• 59:56
  Because even when I was a civilian, I would...
• 59:59
  I love that term porn stars use it. When they
• 1:00:02
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• 1:00:04
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• 1:00:09
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• 1:00:12
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• 1:00:14
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• 1:00:17
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  I feel like when women are making these videos,
• 1:00:23
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• 1:00:26
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• 1:00:29
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  Guys, if you could just heal the blocks that
• 1:00:34
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• 1:00:47
  guys got like five or six times guys can't wait
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  in your career or wealth and stopping you from
• 1:01:01
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  with women fuck daddy you'd be unstoppable i
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  You're not even getting to a point. Alexa, why
• 1:01:27
  do girls talk a lot but never get to a point?
• 1:01:31
  I get that it's frustrating when a conversation
• 1:01:33
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  It usually comes down to different communication
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• 1:01:59
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• 1:02:00
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• 1:02:04
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• 1:02:13
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• 1:02:28
  a girl talking about getting pregnant at 13.
• 1:02:33
  Yes, I got pregnant when I was 13, but then I
• 1:02:36
  had... Alexa, what is the average grade of someone
• 1:02:39
  that's 13 years old? Is it 6th grade? No, a typical
• 1:02:45
  13 -year -old is in 7th or 8th grade. I never
• 1:02:48
  know the ages. Yeah, that's not good. I had that
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• 1:02:55
  married... And me and my husband moved into a
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  calling him a twat is an offensive word to twats.
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  I would become motherfucking obsessed. Oh, yeah,
• 1:04:02
  you know, they're like, yeah! He took me to,
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  especially if you are blessed with the second
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  Crazy brunt. Here she is talking about her jealousy
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  of Sydney Sweeney. Sydney Sweeney's mid. She's
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• 1:04:23
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• 1:04:28
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  Stalking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to
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  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Join us, everyone.
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  Oh, yeah. Alexa, where did my lighter go? On
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  it. This feature is not supported. Wow, she is
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  not helping me today. Poppy Hour is the thing
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  with Ryan Hop. We all sing. Moana Z. Come and
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  join us, everyone. Poppy Hour with Ryan Hop.
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  We all sing. Grab your let's all. Number one.
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  Poppy. Anybody that noticed. Did you hear anyone
• 1:15:59
  at the water cooler? Oh, my God. Al Broker walked
• 1:16:02
  off. Viewers of the Today Show were left in confusion
• 1:16:05
  when Al makes a sudden departure during the September
• 1:16:07
  28th broadcast. Meteorologist Dylan Dreyer filling
• 1:16:12
  in for him throughout the rest of the episode.
• 1:16:14
  Whatever. Anchor Savannah Guthrie says this during
• 1:16:17
  the show. Let's turn to the weather now. We've
• 1:16:20
  got Dylan taking over for Al who had to leave
• 1:16:22
  a little bit early. Yeah, a little switcheroo
• 1:16:24
  again this morning. Guys, but we do have that
• 1:16:27
  storm system in the Northeast. And when it was
• 1:16:29
  time for the third hour of today, which Al co
• 1:16:32
  -hosts alongside Dylan Dreyer and Craig Melvin,
• 1:16:34
  Craig says this at the top of the broadcast.
• 1:16:37
  Al had to step out for just a little bit. He'll
• 1:16:40
  be back tomorrow. It's so freaking vague. However,
• 1:16:43
  Al clears up exactly where he went, posting this
• 1:16:46
  video to Instagram later in the morning on September
• 1:16:49
  28th. He should not be allowed there. He's way
• 1:16:59
  too much of a public figure. I love this girl.
• 1:17:02
  Nicole Scherzinger is recovering from a brutal
• 1:17:04
  injury. God, she's a freaking hot ass woman.
• 1:17:08
  One of the reasons why I'm hetero. Hurry on,
• 1:17:11
  I should get in penitentiary. Hot Doll's member
• 1:17:19
  shares that she accidentally burned herself with
• 1:17:21
  boiling water just before she was set to perform
• 1:17:24
  with bandmates Kimberly Wyatt and Ashley Roberts
• 1:17:26
  in Germany on September 26th. You know what's
• 1:17:29
  funny? Let me pop this real quick. I would pop
• 1:17:31
  it for her too. Does this want to go? Fucking
• 1:17:38
  thing didn't want to. I'm trying to get the tube
• 1:17:40
  open with the marijuana. That felt, you know,
• 1:17:45
  oh, there you go. The overall vibe is that she's.
• 1:17:49
  Her Instagram stories on September 27th, alongside
• 1:17:55
  a picture of the burn that stretches from her
• 1:17:57
  calf to her knee. It's not the only burn she
• 1:18:00
  has. Nothing like boiling water falling on your
• 1:18:02
  leg an hour before you're set. That had to be
• 1:18:05
  Eric. But it's been seven years since we saw
• 1:18:16
  fast food giants go head to head in the chicken
• 1:18:19
  sandwich war. Yeah, that was a good time. I was
• 1:18:23
  on Mike. Olivero showing up. Man, Mike Olivero
• 1:18:27
  currently not talking to me because he's friends
• 1:18:29
  with Kelton. That guy knew how to get free food
• 1:18:34
  in the club, man. You want to get free food?
• 1:18:37
  Oh, yeah. Seven years. Wow. Regardless of which
• 1:18:42
  eatery you backed, it resulted in delicious chicken
• 1:18:45
  sandwiches. The one at PDQ was amazing. ...available
• 1:18:50
  across the country. But that doesn't mean the
• 1:18:52
  war is over. Popeyes just announced a brand new
• 1:18:55
  chicken sandwich. Probably like eight. This one
• 1:18:59
  combines two of the chain's most popular item,
• 1:19:02
  the chicken sandwich and their biscuits. And
• 1:19:04
  it's got honey on it. I don't... Like out of
• 1:19:08
  a jar, maybe like honey flavored something, but
• 1:19:10
  I don't want it on my frickin'... Her race sets
• 1:19:23
  the record straight on all that Michael B. Jordan
• 1:19:26
  dating speculation. Yeah, the thing is she might
• 1:19:29
  not be dating him. Probably banged him. Hell,
• 1:19:35
  is Ray's husband? Not at Six Flags, apparently.
• 1:19:38
  Because the celeb made it very clear at the MTV
• 1:19:40
  Video Music Awards that she and the Oscar winner
• 1:19:43
  are not in a romance. Whatever. However, they
• 1:19:46
  do have a mutual love of thrill rides. At the
• 1:19:49
  event, September 27th. I totally missed the friggin'
• 1:19:53
  VMAs. And she told Extra, we're just friends
• 1:20:00
  who. Extra, extra. Like roller coasters. I had
• 1:20:04
  to roller coaster ride in him. Alexa, do you
• 1:20:08
  think having sex with Michael... Alexa. Oh, she
• 1:20:11
  unplugged. Alexa, why aren't you responding to
• 1:20:13
  me? I'm paying for you, bitch. Sorry about that.
• 1:20:18
  I had a glitch. Alexa, Alexa, do you think having
• 1:20:22
  sex with Michael B. Jordan would just be a night
• 1:20:25
  of ruckus? Well, Michael B. Jordan's definitely
• 1:20:30
  got that leading man energy, so it'd probably
• 1:20:32
  be a whole production. But hey, reckless can
• 1:20:35
  be fun sometimes, right? Oh, yeah! Alexa, is
• 1:20:39
  your back door open? Nope. My back door is shut
• 1:20:44
  tight. Oh, yeah. That's the way you want it until
• 1:20:47
  it makes them hurt. Mm -hmm. My kids are going
• 1:20:51
  away to college. Jennifer Lopez getting... Man,
• 1:20:54
  this made me feel odd. I remember the first time
• 1:20:56
  I ever heard the radio show that influenced me
• 1:20:58
  called The T -Man Show on Wild 94 .9 in San Francisco.
• 1:21:02
  He was debating if her kid was ugly or not, and
• 1:21:05
  now it's like, oh, my God. That kid's going to
• 1:21:09
  college. Being vulnerable about being an empty
• 1:21:12
  nester. The on -the -floor singer taking to her
• 1:21:14
  social media to open up about her new chapter
• 1:21:18
  after her 18 -year -old twins, whom she shares
• 1:21:21
  with ex Mark Anthony. Yeah, that did beat that.
• 1:21:24
  Started college this fall. J -Lo going makeup
• 1:21:30
  -free in the video. Yeah, you know what? You
• 1:21:33
  can say whatever you want about her. She's a
• 1:21:35
  bad person. Hung out with Diddy when there was
• 1:21:37
  that murder or that shooting that they... Aimed
• 1:21:41
  on a shine. But she looks really pretty without
• 1:21:44
  makeup. Explains what she's doing to. Just a
• 1:21:47
  sexy, terrible person. Stay sane amid the major
• 1:21:51
  change in her life. My kids are going away to
• 1:21:53
  college. I was just thinking about that. I was
• 1:21:55
  thinking about this summer and what a great summer
• 1:21:57
  it was. We got to go away together. I spent as
• 1:22:00
  much time with them as I could. You know, she
• 1:22:03
  ran out the credit. I bet she's got good credit.
• 1:22:08
  Singer rocking a lace nightgown explaining. how
• 1:22:11
  her kids' new chapter means a new chapter for
• 1:22:14
  her too. And I'm sitting here being an empty
• 1:22:18
  nester and crying and thinking about them and
• 1:22:21
  looking at baby pictures of them and all that
• 1:22:23
  stuff. These routines are the things that are
• 1:22:25
  going to keep me kind of sane, you know, working
• 1:22:28
  out, doing my skincare routine, caring for myself.
• 1:22:32
  With the newfound kind of space that's in your
• 1:22:35
  life, you know, you're so excited for them. to
• 1:22:38
  step into this yeah she's about to have a midlife
• 1:22:42
  crisis the ones are cherishing every moment as
• 1:22:55
  a die -hard alum in his family continue to navigate
• 1:22:57
  his dementia diagnosis yeah there's a heartwarming
• 1:23:00
  picture of him with his family like he definitely
• 1:23:02
  knows it's sad but he looks happy once i've shared
• 1:23:06
  the occasional glimpse into their sweetest moments
• 1:23:09
  with the most you know it's a terrible thought
• 1:23:11
  i don't want to say it but that's kind of my
• 1:23:13
  role here so there was an nfl player and um wasn't
• 1:23:36
  able to get sex so pardon me as terrible as it
• 1:23:40
  is to say i'll say it for you i wonder if bruce
• 1:23:44
  willis's wife if she's so distraught because
• 1:23:48
  girls can go years without getting their rocks
• 1:23:50
  off that's fine a chance she has stuff on the
• 1:23:55
  side recent coming from his daughter talula willis
• 1:23:58
  in the new snap talula bruce and demi moore's
• 1:24:01
  youngest of three daughters holds and kisses
• 1:24:03
  her dad's head as he smiles delightful man it's
• 1:24:08
  a good movie John Goodman is enjoying a date
• 1:24:13
  night with wife Annabeth Goodman. God, he looks
• 1:24:16
  dreadful. Way too skinny. There is something
• 1:24:19
  nice about being a little chubby. You hear this?
• 1:24:22
  I ain't quite skinny. The Monsters, Inc. alum
• 1:24:31
  stepped out at the Los Angeles... I would think
• 1:24:33
  of him more as Roseanne, but... That's a Gen
• 1:24:36
  Z person not knowing that he was in Roseanne
• 1:24:38
  or The Conners. Monsters, Inc. alum stepped out
• 1:24:41
  at the Los Angeles premiere of... Whatever, he
• 1:24:43
  looks skinny. God, he looks like a... This is
• 1:24:46
  a very obscure reference. I mean, beyond obscure.
• 1:24:51
  Being on the show, Boss got that surgery in the
• 1:25:04
  70s. It takes place in the 70s at an airline
• 1:25:08
  and it's like a grumpy man. I would play clips
• 1:25:11
  of it, but it's owned by Netflix and they're
• 1:25:13
  notorious for striking you with copyright. Anywho.
• 1:25:16
  And that's what everybody like Don Goodman looks
• 1:25:22
  like with their... Fighting the Swifties. Yay!
• 1:25:40
  That's what she's good at, being divisive. Went
• 1:25:43
  out and she's saying... I got the guy. Taste
• 1:25:49
  of me. Yeah, like she'll strike me. Like, um,
• 1:25:55
  that's what it's just gone after me in the club.
• 1:26:16
  Between Ariana and Ricky Alvarez. Man, he is
• 1:26:19
  such a cock. Taking him. Alexa, since Ariana
• 1:26:29
  Grande dated Ricky Alvarez, how many boyfriends
• 1:26:33
  has she had since then? Alexa, since Ariana Grande
• 1:26:39
  broke up with Ricky Alvarez, how many boyfriends
• 1:26:42
  has she had since then? After she and Ricky Alvarez
• 1:26:48
  split in 2015, Ariana's love life included Pete
• 1:26:51
  Davidson, Big Sean, Mac Miller, Nathan Sykes,
• 1:26:55
  Jai Brooks, Dalton Gomez, and Ethan Slater. Oh
• 1:26:58
  yeah, the last one's when she was a side chick.
• 1:27:02
  We got video of them. So you're back with a girl
• 1:27:05
  that's just gotten ran through. Fully making
• 1:27:09
  out. Oh my god, they're making out at a sushi
• 1:27:12
  joint. What a skank. Alexa, shut up. We're at
• 1:27:15
  Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights. Horror
• 1:27:18
  Nights. Horror. It's horror. I love you, Charles.
• 1:27:21
  Horror Nights. I was about to buy a ticket. Oh,
• 1:27:24
  yeah. I was about to buy a ticket. Benny Blanco
• 1:27:28
  is on. Yeah, he's got BD. I love his Jufro. A
• 1:27:33
  mission to normalize passing gas in front of
• 1:27:36
  your partner. I am not a supporter. No, no, no,
• 1:27:39
  no, no, no. If I'm on a date and I just had food
• 1:27:45
  and I got to fart before I drive the girl back,
• 1:27:47
  if I'm in the car, I will pretend that I got
• 1:27:50
  to email my boss real quick and I'll just fart
• 1:27:52
  or I'll be like, one second. And, you know, I'm
• 1:27:55
  like, here's the keys, one second. I do not,
• 1:27:57
  because girls fart to worse because they barely
• 1:28:00
  go to the bathroom, you know, it's very on occasion.
• 1:28:03
  So they're holding air. He had the gross feet
• 1:28:16
  and it's just, it's just awful. Brad Pitt and
• 1:28:19
  Angelina Jolie's daughter Zahara has officially
• 1:28:22
  changed her last name. Yeah, one of my exes changed
• 1:28:25
  their dad's last name. When they do that, they
• 1:28:27
  have majored. The Bachelorette's Doug Mason is
• 1:28:32
  speaking out after Taylor Frankie Paul admitted
• 1:28:34
  to cheating. Yeah, you know, when a man does
• 1:28:37
  it, he's the worst. But when a woman cheats,
• 1:28:39
  I'm going to exploit my sexual ed. Six months
• 1:28:42
  after Taylor Frankie Paul's season of The Bachelorette,
• 1:28:45
  during which she and Doug got engaged, was canceled,
• 1:28:47
  shortly after she confirmed she cheated on him
• 1:28:49
  after filming, Doug now addresses the drama.
• 1:28:55
  He says this in a September 28th video he shares
• 1:28:58
  to his Instagram story. What's up, everybody?
• 1:29:02
  We gotta talk about something. Let's talk about
• 1:29:04
  The Bachelorette. That experience has been looming
• 1:29:07
  in my life for some time, and although I've been
• 1:29:10
  moved on for... a long time. I think it's important
• 1:29:13
  that I express to you guys that I have. I'm extremely
• 1:29:15
  grateful for the opportunity just to go on the
• 1:29:17
  show. Well, the 29 -year -old previously shared
• 1:29:20
  well wishes to Taylor. This is weird news. It
• 1:29:31
  became an obsession. It became to the point where
• 1:29:37
  I became bulimic. You heard it here first. Sylvester
• 1:29:47
  Stallone opening up about the toll of his decades
• 1:29:50
  in the spotlight. Yeah, you know, he's freaking
• 1:29:52
  out as he's at the end of his life. Both physically
• 1:29:57
  and mentally. It's a rough business. It really
• 1:30:01
  is. You're up, you're down, you're sideways.
• 1:30:03
  I couldn't. Why does every bro ever talk out
• 1:30:06
  the side of their mouth, literally and figuratively?
• 1:30:08
  Hold anything down. Or if I did, I didn't want
• 1:30:11
  to keep it down because I became so obsessed.
• 1:30:14
  It really is weird that he's 80. staying at that
• 1:30:18
  point of fitness. And then finally, you know,
• 1:30:22
  I just broke the cycle. Whatever. Yeah, you know,
• 1:30:26
  you don't want to be around your wife when she's
• 1:30:28
  on the cycle. An obsessive body worship kind
• 1:30:34
  of a thing. LAC's being honest about it. By holding
• 1:30:41
  nothing back in a new chat with the New York
• 1:30:44
  Times. Coming clean about steroid use, disordered
• 1:30:49
  eating, Eating and watching. Panic mode at 80.
• 1:30:52
  You know, I built a castle with thousands of
• 1:30:56
  stones made of regrets. And I'm trying to make
• 1:30:59
  up for it in my own petty way. I don't know if
• 1:31:04
  there's enough time. There is not enough time.
• 1:31:07
  I wish I had this wisdom I have now, back then,
• 1:31:10
  to really savor these moments. Take pictures
• 1:31:13
  in your brain, like really suck in those moments
• 1:31:16
  where they're part of your... You're complete
• 1:31:19
  awareness. You're so involved with yourself.
• 1:31:22
  Trying to keep this crazy existence alive. Yeah,
• 1:31:26
  he's freaking out. He's just afraid of the nothingness
• 1:31:29
  that is death. We're up in two. A Lindsay, a
• 1:31:39
  Clancy. You probably need to be affectionate.
• 1:32:08
  And you can see that with Michelle. They do a
• 1:32:12
  lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And that's
• 1:32:23
  what we need. Cussing. And it looks like you
• 1:32:29
  went and got a b****. on the iPad screen, whatever
• 1:32:32
  the case might be, in your hand, sock, you know,
• 1:32:35
  whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I would
• 1:32:37
  love to be getting railed, but... Use bucket
• 1:32:41
  loads of lube. If you think you have enough lube,
• 1:32:43
  double it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:32:45
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 1:32:48
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 1:32:50
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
• 1:32:53
  yeah, let me press this button. Elevator action.
• 1:33:51
  Oh, this world of trapping. Nickels that you
• 1:33:59
  can pop in a box of pistols. Have the Lupe Fiasco.
• 1:36:25
  A fast music on is being very woke and not making
• 1:36:36
  a song about Lindsay Clancy being crazy. So let's
• 1:36:38
  see what this is. They're in the middle of that
• 1:36:46
  song. Ah, jeez. been watching some surprising
• 1:37:15
  moments in Lindsay Clancy's first court appearance.
• 1:37:17
  Ah, you look at her, just expressions, and she's
• 1:37:20
  just crazy! She just looks like she's out of
• 1:37:24
  her frickin' mind. It's her mistrial for the
• 1:37:27
  death of her three children. The defense for
• 1:37:29
  the... Yeah, you know, the kid she killed, but
• 1:37:31
  all the women defend, talking about, oh, postpartum
• 1:37:34
  depression. My mom had postpartum depression.
• 1:37:37
  She would freak out at family parties, not family
• 1:37:40
  parties, but like, get into arguments. It wasn't.
• 1:37:43
  She murdered me. First, Time is arguing not only
• 1:37:46
  that Clancy lacks criminal responsibility. Of
• 1:37:49
  course that's not true. This is why I know you
• 1:37:53
  need lawyers, whatever. But also, they can be
• 1:37:55
  so wishy -washy. Like, dude, like... Three kids'
• 1:38:01
  deaths, but that there's no evidence that she
• 1:38:04
  killed them at all. I don't believe that at all.
• 1:38:07
  I think the lawyer's going for a stretch because
• 1:38:10
  it was a mistrial. Because that dude had to be
• 1:38:12
  a contrarian. He had to be different to... Now
• 1:38:18
  Clancy's attorney is asking the court to override
• 1:38:20
  the mistrial and find her not guilty. But the
• 1:38:23
  prosecution calls that all laughable. It's very
• 1:38:26
  laughable. The problem is you got the whole fan
• 1:38:29
  base. Guys out there, if there is a girl out
• 1:38:32
  there that loves Lindsay Clancy, she feels like
• 1:38:36
  it's the absolute best. I don't date her. Maybe
• 1:38:38
  hook up with her. But just know that she's out
• 1:38:42
  of her freaking mind. It's just crazy. She doesn't
• 1:38:45
  respect human life. She listens to way too much
• 1:38:48
  murder podcast. She's just. It's the worst. I
• 1:38:51
  promise you that. I completely positively promise
• 1:38:55
  you that. I'll stay away. And if she does want
• 1:38:58
  to have you as like, you know, a boyfriend, girlfriend,
• 1:39:00
  get out of there. All right, we have Tony Major
• 1:39:07
  calling in in five minutes to talk about Howard
• 1:39:09
  Stern. But let's remind everybody, not fit in
• 1:39:55
  the seats. And someone said, Ryan, they need
• 1:40:01
  to get a special section just for you. Commented,
• 1:40:06
  that is so cool that you got to go to the game.
• 1:40:09
  Go Cubs, go. Commented, Eddie, because I took
• 1:40:15
  a picture of the Eddie and Jobo CD I bought.
• 1:40:17
  from EMA. Someone said they were the greatest
• 1:40:20
  ever because they did real segments and not fake
• 1:40:23
  friend calls. So there. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. 8
• 1:40:30
  -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -3. Here's the deal. I'm
• 1:40:39
  just being 100. Before we do this, a Tony Amazer
• 1:40:46
  segment. I'm going to play a quick song. It's
• 1:40:49
  only two minutes long. It's called Chicken Wing
• 1:40:51
  and then we'll call a Tony Amazer. What it is?
• 1:40:57
  I go by the name Solo. And I got a new dance
• 1:41:02
  for the Midwest. We call it to the chicken wild.
• 1:41:05
  I don't do no bird walk. I do my chicken wild.
• 1:41:09
  I don't do no chicken wild. I do my chicken wild.
• 1:41:18
  I do my chicken wild. Locust block gon' smash
• 1:41:24
  up in this town Shorty over there, she gettin'
• 1:41:27
  it, man Shorty over there, she gettin' it, too
• 1:41:29
  Right hand up, while your left leg down Lil'
• 1:41:30
  mama show me what that booty do Bet you can't
• 1:41:33
  do it like me, hell nah Bet you can't do it like
• 1:41:34
  her, hell nah Bet you can't do the chicken wing
• 1:41:36
  like me In the VIP when the DJ turn the sound
• 1:41:39
  I don't do no bird walk, I do my chicken wing
• 1:41:41
  Chicken wing, do my chicken wing I don't do no
• 1:41:53
  bird walk, I do my chicken wing I love doin'
• 1:42:09
  my chicken wing Like I love eatin' chicken wing
• 1:42:11
  You start to wig it, start to wig it Can you
• 1:44:09
  hear me? One second. We're in a problem here
• 1:44:12
  with this Google. I swear to fucking God. I don't
• 1:44:17
  know what the... Keeping us in here. Because
• 1:44:22
  I want to prove a point. Something going on.
• 1:44:27
  No show. They're not. Try this again. Good. How
• 1:44:51
  are you, my friend? Good. I'll tell you the weirdest
• 1:44:55
  thing. I called my mom earlier on the show to
• 1:44:57
  talk about the Bears winning, and it took two
• 1:45:00
  calls to get a hold of my mom, so there's some
• 1:45:02
  glitch with Google Voice, you know? Technology
• 1:45:05
  is just doing so well, but how are you, Tony?
• 1:45:08
  I'm on the air. Podcast that airs the next day,
• 1:45:14
  so you can say whatever the fuck you want, but
• 1:45:16
  what's up, dude? I don't use that kind of blue
• 1:45:19
  language here on my podcast or anyone else's.
• 1:45:22
  Of course not. You don't have to worry about
• 1:45:24
  that. How the hell are you, bro? Oh, I'm fine.
• 1:45:29
  I contacted you the other day. Yes, you did.
• 1:45:32
  About a little topic. Okay, you remember when
• 1:45:35
  I used to get really drunk in Cleveland? I was
• 1:45:37
  like at that level, like beyond. Okay, so you
• 1:45:40
  were like ripped, torn drunk. Because that's
• 1:45:43
  when you were in Cleveland. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:45:45
  yeah. I had three beers. and a picture on my
• 1:45:58
  social media where I'm double fisting that I
• 1:46:00
  had two Jack and Cokes afterwards and then a
• 1:46:03
  shot, like Scott Farrell's shot of beer. I had
• 1:46:06
  a shot of fireball at the game. So yes, it was
• 1:46:09
  a lot. You do sound like Scott Farrell right
• 1:46:12
  now. I have a sore throat from the weather changing.
• 1:46:15
  What's up, Tony Mazur? Yeah, that's what they
• 1:46:18
  call it. Here's my advice. As the elder statesman
• 1:46:23
  here, what I do when it comes to my drinking,
• 1:46:26
  I don't have an addictive personality, so I know
• 1:46:28
  how to handle it. As I've gotten older, I've
• 1:46:32
  realized that if I did what you did, I probably
• 1:46:35
  wouldn't be able to talk to you right now. It
• 1:46:37
  would just be like, maybe tomorrow. How does
• 1:46:39
  that sound? Tony, it definitely affected me,
• 1:46:41
  but I mean, it's the weirdest thing. The Cubs
• 1:46:45
  and Red Sox playing at Tropicana Field, which,
• 1:46:48
  by the way, it was the loudest that I've... ever
• 1:46:51
  heard Tropicana Field, and I've been to some
• 1:46:53
  exciting Rays games, so that was very weird.
• 1:46:55
  Because usually, because I'm a loud person, usually
• 1:46:57
  you can hear me across the stadium, but not this
• 1:47:00
  time. Yeah, a millennial, I think we're required
• 1:47:05
  to enjoy, or at least pretend to enjoy, an IPA.
• 1:47:10
  Now, I actually do like IPAs, and the reason
• 1:47:13
  I defended it, I've defended it in front of Jim
• 1:47:16
  Florentine, Don Jameson, not the name dropper
• 1:47:19
  anymore. Yeah, why not? The reason is, if I'm
• 1:47:23
  just drinking Coors Light or Mic Ultra all night,
• 1:47:26
  okay, it's going to take me 10 of those, and
• 1:47:29
  I'm going to need a colostomy bag or something.
• 1:47:34
  I'm going to need something, or I'm going to
• 1:47:36
  be like, who was it? Was it Ronnie? Who was the
• 1:47:38
  guy from Howard Stern who would go to the concerts
• 1:47:41
  where he'd wear a diaper? Richard. Richard. Richard.
• 1:47:46
  I knew it started with an R and a hard R. But
• 1:47:50
  he said that he would sit there or stand at a
• 1:47:54
  concert and know that if he were to drink, he
• 1:47:57
  didn't want to lose his spot. So he would get
• 1:48:00
  about maybe two or three pisses into his diaper
• 1:48:04
  before he needed to evacuate. And I'm like, you
• 1:48:08
  know what? Or how about this? I go get my Kona
• 1:48:11
  Big Wave that is double the alcohol content than
• 1:48:15
  a McUltra would. Gets me a little bit buzzed
• 1:48:18
  and I need one instead of four. Now, I think
• 1:48:21
  normal people out there would say, why drink
• 1:48:25
  at all? Why can't you just enjoy the concert
• 1:48:28
  or enjoy the ball game? And I'm like, yeah, well,
• 1:48:30
  not all of us are as perfect as some of you.
• 1:48:33
  Well, Tony. So what I wanted to say was what
• 1:48:36
  I do now, if I know I'm going out and having
• 1:48:39
  a couple of adult beverages or several or too
• 1:48:42
  many where I should probably call an Uber somewhere.
• 1:48:45
  is I start with the heavy stuff first. I start
• 1:48:48
  with those hoppy, double citrusy, whatever IPA
• 1:48:53
  to start, and then I slow the night down. So
• 1:48:56
  if you see me drinking McUltra or one of the
• 1:48:59
  seltzers, that's when you know, oh, Tony's wrapping
• 1:49:02
  his night up, and I feel fine the next day. But
• 1:49:05
  if I decide, hey, I'll drink a Coors, then I'll
• 1:49:08
  have a Long Island iced tea. Whoops, sorry, alarm
• 1:49:12
  going off. Then I'll have a Long Island iced
• 1:49:15
  tea. I will do this. And then let's do shots.
• 1:49:18
  And I'll have another beer. And, ooh, Jager Bomb?
• 1:49:20
  That sounds good to me. And by that time, it's
• 1:49:23
  just, yeah, there's a reason for it. Then I'm
• 1:49:27
  going to have to get back on the wagon somewhere.
• 1:49:30
  So you texted me when I was at the game, and
• 1:49:32
  you were talking about how you want to talk about
• 1:49:34
  the current state of the Howard Stern Show. And
• 1:49:37
  the funny part is I grew up, I had just missed
• 1:49:42
  Stern. um when he went to serious so i never
• 1:49:46
  heard him on over the air radio and my first
• 1:49:49
  introduction to shock jocks for that format because
• 1:49:52
  to me man cow is not that similar to stern he's
• 1:49:55
  his own thing but rover is like a clear copycat
• 1:49:57
  so i was a fan of rover for about nine years
• 1:50:00
  until i worked on him and then right when i got
• 1:50:02
  fired this guy named scott medwetz who used i
• 1:50:06
  think that's his name he used to work at iheart
• 1:50:08
  and he we had this conversation late night after
• 1:50:10
  i got fired And he told me to listen to Stern.
• 1:50:13
  And I listened to Stern. And I learned that Stern's
• 1:50:17
  a better version of Rover. So I've been listening
• 1:50:19
  to him since 2015. And I'm telling you, Tony,
• 1:50:22
  the show was still acceptable in 2019. Now that
• 1:50:28
  it's on Zoom, you don't have the spontaneity
• 1:50:31
  of the crew chiming in, defending themselves.
• 1:50:34
  And I don't know. Well. opposite of you where
• 1:50:42
  I haven't listened to him on Sirius. I couldn't
• 1:50:44
  tell you other than the clips that are posted
• 1:50:46
  online. Or now that we see that he has gone down
• 1:50:50
  to one day a week and his show is simulcast on
• 1:50:53
  not E, not WWOR Channel 9 in New York, the caucus
• 1:50:58
  New Jersey. It's now on HBO, HBO Max. obviously
• 1:51:04
  not the same show. You and I talked about this
• 1:51:06
  six months ago when I was down in Tampa. We've
• 1:51:08
  talked about it over the years through text,
• 1:51:10
  through tweet, whatever. That, yeah, it's not
• 1:51:13
  the same show and it shouldn't be the same show.
• 1:51:16
  Of course not. The difference is what you do
• 1:51:18
  going forward to adapt. And it's kind of what
• 1:51:21
  more what I wanted to talk about is it's not
• 1:51:24
  so much a rip on Howard Stern because, look,
• 1:51:26
  I've... said everything I needed to say about
• 1:51:29
  Stern and some of the people like Stuttering
• 1:51:31
  John and everybody else throughout the years.
• 1:51:34
  But the thing is how you're seeing a generation
• 1:51:38
  of entertainers who at one time, movers and shakers
• 1:51:45
  of culture, they were the people that when you
• 1:51:48
  woke up the next day, they made the news that
• 1:51:51
  everybody, it didn't matter how old you were,
• 1:51:54
  what you were doing, what background you are,
• 1:51:58
  you knew who Howard Stern was. You knew who Madonna
• 1:52:01
  was. So the other night, kind of one of the,
• 1:52:05
  not just about Howard Stern, but I wanted to
• 1:52:07
  talk about the VMAs as well because Madonna,
• 1:52:11
  I didn't watch the VMAs. My wife asked me, she's
• 1:52:13
  like, I know you didn't, but did you see anything
• 1:52:17
  from the VMAs? I said, I saw like three clips.
• 1:52:19
  I saw some guy do a horrible version of Father
• 1:52:22
  Figure by George Michael. I saw the What was
• 1:52:27
  left of Nirvana, Pat Smear smoking a cigarette
• 1:52:31
  on stage for some video Vanguard award. And then
• 1:52:35
  I saw a little bit of Madonna acting like she's
• 1:52:39
  20 -something, that she's rolling around in a
• 1:52:41
  wedding dress, stinging like a virgin. Except
• 1:52:43
  the fact that Madonna is older than my mother.
• 1:52:46
  Madonna is, she's almost 70. But I was thinking
• 1:52:51
  about this because people have been talking about
• 1:52:53
  Sidney Sweeney and they've been... all these
• 1:52:56
  other figures of what it meant to do something
• 1:53:00
  in culture. And you and I, we have a little bit
• 1:53:02
  of an age difference, but we're still in the
• 1:53:04
  same generation. I'm more of the older millennial.
• 1:53:07
  You're a very younger millennial. Yeah. That
• 1:53:10
  there was a time that when Madonna put something
• 1:53:12
  out, I would argue all the way up until she did
• 1:53:15
  that. We only got four minutes to save the world
• 1:53:17
  with Justin Timberlake. I love that song. It
• 1:53:19
  was good. It was entertaining. And it's like,
• 1:53:22
  well. We have to drop everything we're doing
• 1:53:25
  because Madonna has a new album out. She had
• 1:53:28
  a song called Revolver in 2010 that was an EDM
• 1:53:32
  remix with Lil Wayne, and it's a good song. I'm
• 1:53:35
  not going to lie. Yeah, and whether it's Ray
• 1:53:39
  of Light, whether it was Vogue, anything she
• 1:53:42
  did hit. And the same with Howard Stern. Now,
• 1:53:45
  what do they have in common? They are 1950s -born
• 1:53:49
  baby boomers who came of age in the 70s. to start
• 1:53:54
  off, hit their peak sometime in the 1990s. And
• 1:53:59
  we're able to ride that wave of relevance into
• 1:54:03
  the 2000s, into the 2010s. But now that we're
• 1:54:07
  40 plus years away from their initial impact,
• 1:54:12
  we're having issues clinging to that type of
• 1:54:18
  relevance. So a podcast with Brett Weinstein,
• 1:54:25
  who's on Joe Rogan has his own show and everything.
• 1:54:28
  And he was saying, he said, I'm Gen X, and I
• 1:54:30
  was raised during a time where we've had so many
• 1:54:34
  new technological advances that have popped up.
• 1:54:38
  For being Gen X, it first was the computer, then
• 1:54:42
  it was the internet, then it was the early days
• 1:54:46
  of social media, then the smartphone. Now we're
• 1:54:49
  in wave five with the rise of AI. And each time
• 1:54:54
  that you would have those technological advances,
• 1:54:57
  you would see people who were so clung to the
• 1:55:00
  old medium start to drop off if they didn't adapt.
• 1:55:04
  It's weird because you say, well, you should
• 1:55:07
  either adapt or end up just retiring. And the
• 1:55:11
  way I look at what's left of the Howard Stern
• 1:55:14
  show, what's left of Madonna, what's left of
• 1:55:17
  MTV, and not just MTV and the VMAs, but award
• 1:55:21
  shows in general, this is hearkening back to
• 1:55:25
  an older, obsolete era. that somebody your age,
• 1:55:29
  whether you're 30 and under, have no recollection,
• 1:55:33
  have no care about any of this stuff. At what
• 1:55:36
  point do you feel like, oh gosh, I wonder who's
• 1:55:39
  going to win the award for best new artist, best
• 1:55:43
  new, no one cares anymore. I remember the cultural
• 1:55:47
  impact of 2013 when Miley danced, what was it,
• 1:55:53
  a wrecking ball? That was a pretty big deal.
• 1:55:55
  Yeah, it was that whole era. Yeah, that was the
• 1:55:57
  Robin Thicke Blurred Lines era. I think they've
• 1:56:02
  had to since apologize in the wake of the Me
• 1:56:04
  Too movement for that song. I mean, I don't know.
• 1:56:08
  I'm a little more... I'm not to the left, but
• 1:56:11
  I can see... My thing is I can see where people
• 1:56:14
  don't like the song, but it was funny. Everybody
• 1:56:17
  on Good Morning America was dancing to it 13
• 1:56:20
  years ago. Yeah, I mean... But what you're bringing
• 1:56:25
  up is an interesting era that it doesn't seem
• 1:56:28
  like long ago, but it's 2013. That on the news
• 1:56:32
  the next day and your morning zoo radio show,
• 1:56:37
  like, hey, coming up at 720, Miley last night
• 1:56:40
  was twerking at the VMAs. We'll tell you more
• 1:56:43
  about it next. But first, a traffic and weather
• 1:56:45
  update. And it's still that old medium still
• 1:56:51
  had its relevance. But then I think. Obviously,
• 1:56:54
  COVID, but not just COVID, but COVID, that whole
• 1:56:57
  era changed viewing habits and listening habits
• 1:57:00
  to the point where you and I talked about a couple
• 1:57:04
  of weeks ago or a month ago, the days of streaming
• 1:57:08
  now where it's not appointment listening where
• 1:57:11
  you have to listen to the Hoppy Hour or the Check
• 1:57:15
  Your Brain podcast from beginning to end. It's
• 1:57:17
  a stream that's on for nine hours and you come
• 1:57:20
  and go as you please. And that's just... kind
• 1:57:23
  of the way it is. So you either fight it and
• 1:57:26
  just continue operating like business as usual,
• 1:57:28
  like it was in 2013, or you lean into it. Or
• 1:57:32
  the third option is you just go away. And I think
• 1:57:35
  a lot of people probably need to just start going
• 1:57:38
  away to maintain whatever's left of the legacy.
• 1:57:43
  Because, what was it, a month ago that Dolly
• 1:57:46
  Parton died. Dolly Parton, I did a whole podcast.
• 1:57:50
  It's kind of an ongoing thing why I wanted to
• 1:57:52
  talk to you about this. The death of monoculture.
• 1:57:56
  That one song has made history. It's now the
• 1:58:04
  number one song for the most consecutive weeks
• 1:58:06
  in the history of the Billboard chart. It's like
• 1:58:08
  24, 25 straight weeks as of this phone conversation.
• 1:58:13
  And there are people, and I know people like
• 1:58:16
  this, who say, how is it the number one song
• 1:58:18
  in the country? I have never heard it in my entire
• 1:58:21
  life. And the way I look at it is, yeah, that
• 1:58:24
  makes sense because we have now tailored our
• 1:58:27
  algorithms to being able to listen to what we
• 1:58:31
  want. That if you are not a country fan, there's
• 1:58:35
  a very good chance you will never hear of Ella
• 1:58:38
  Langley or Choose in Texas. If you are a country
• 1:58:41
  fan, you're probably sick of the song by now.
• 1:58:44
  But that's all dependent on the person. It's
• 1:58:47
  not dependent on what the radio station has to
• 1:58:51
  say or... country music television or whatever
• 1:58:54
  is being sent to people. And essentially, whenever
• 1:58:58
  I hear people say, there's no good music out
• 1:59:02
  there, I counter, yeah, there is. There's great
• 1:59:04
  music. It's just up to you to go find it. You're
• 1:59:08
  not going to go to the buzzard and listen to,
• 1:59:11
  oh, I wonder what the program director has decided
• 1:59:14
  we should listen to today. No, it's up to you.
• 1:59:17
  You want to hear good music that sounds like...
• 1:59:19
  Led Zeppelin or something, there's Greta Van
• 1:59:22
  Fleet. You want something that sounds like Stown
• 1:59:25
  Garden? Well, there's other bands that sound
• 1:59:27
  like them, too, that are new and do a pretty
• 1:59:30
  good job. So it's a real interesting case study
• 1:59:33
  in real time of how people, old generation that's
• 1:59:42
  clinging to relevance, like Howard Stern, like
• 1:59:45
  Madonna, and then the younger people who are
• 1:59:47
  kind of taking advantage of this medium, and
• 1:59:50
  you're watching the cringeness of of the boomers,
• 1:59:54
  of Gen X, even millennials who are trying to
• 1:59:56
  grasp whatever Gen Z is putting out there for
• 2:00:01
  us. Yeah, I mean, I just feel like previous generations,
• 2:00:07
  like not the ones before the boomers, I feel
• 2:00:11
  like they knew when to leave. I feel like, think
• 2:00:13
  about like, I don't know, Andy Griffith, or no,
• 2:00:17
  no, no, I got the best example, Johnny Carson.
• 2:00:20
  You never heard from him again. Bye. Yeah. The
• 2:00:24
  greatest. But after 93 or whatever, I mean, you
• 2:00:28
  might've saw him in like a, the front page of
• 2:00:31
  national and in choir, like, Oh, did you see
• 2:00:34
  him eating? But he never did anything. And to
• 2:00:37
  me, that's why, I mean, listen, when Jimmy Kimmel
• 2:00:40
  first went on and did Jimmy Kimmel live in like
• 2:00:43
  the 2000, before it got political, it was underground.
• 2:00:47
  It was funny. It was edgy. And then he became
• 2:00:50
  his own villain. And to me, that's an, the late
• 2:00:54
  night TV hosts, these radio hosts. I mean, it's
• 2:00:56
  just, it's sad because I've even worked with
• 2:01:00
  people that have been around too long and they're
• 2:01:03
  just seeing the world change. And yeah, they
• 2:01:06
  have their audience. That's great. But you're
• 2:01:11
  the old guy now. Well, and also, do you know
• 2:01:17
  anybody who's your age or younger who is saying,
• 2:01:20
  gosh, did you hear what... Stephen Colbert said
• 2:01:23
  last night. Okay, maybe not. He's been off the
• 2:01:25
  air for several months. Yeah, but no one, no
• 2:01:26
  one. I will say. I wouldn't even say the Daily
• 2:01:31
  Show. No one's really talking about the Daily
• 2:01:33
  Show. People are getting their news from TikTok
• 2:01:36
  at this point. I would say, yeah. And I was just
• 2:01:41
  going to say about late night shows is that what
• 2:01:44
  they did is they took the Johnny Carson model
• 2:01:46
  of the monologue, the conversation with the band
• 2:01:50
  or Ed McMahon, maybe a sketch. on the first guest
• 2:01:54
  and then the second guest and either a comedian
• 2:01:57
  or musical act that goes up and then lights out
• 2:02:00
  and that's it for the night for the show. And
• 2:02:03
  instead of saying, hey, let's kind of play with
• 2:02:06
  the format. We know what works, but that worked
• 2:02:09
  in the 70s and the 80s and early 90s. Why can't
• 2:02:13
  we try something different? And instead, it's
• 2:02:16
  kind of a sample of stuck culture is what I've
• 2:02:20
  been really fixated on is Jay Leno, David Letterman,
• 2:02:29
  Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, even
• 2:02:32
  to a certain extent John Oliver and some of the
• 2:02:34
  others who faded away, whether it was The Magic
• 2:02:38
  Hour with Magic Johnson. All these did the exact
• 2:02:43
  same thing because is it because somebody said,
• 2:02:46
  this works, do it, or I'm afraid to take a chance
• 2:02:50
  because I could get fired. Like Conan O 'Brien,
• 2:02:53
  that first year when he started his show, Every
• 2:02:56
  day they wondered if they were going to get fired
• 2:02:58
  because no one was watching it. But there was
• 2:03:01
  an underground cult following that kind of kept
• 2:03:03
  it on the air. And unfortunately for Conan, he
• 2:03:05
  just leaned into, I guess this is what sells.
• 2:03:08
  I'm just going to do what Johnny Carson did.
• 2:03:10
  And it's unfortunate because I think Jimmy Kimmel,
• 2:03:14
  Jimmy Fallon, a lot of these people had a lot
• 2:03:17
  of talent. But when you got into that level of
• 2:03:19
  mainstream success, you just sold out. You just
• 2:03:24
  said, yep, nah, I'm just going to do this because,
• 2:03:26
  hey, I've got a beachfront property in Malibu.
• 2:03:29
  Who do you think did not sell out and did it
• 2:03:33
  right? I would say, well, ultimately, I would
• 2:03:40
  have originally said Dave Chappelle. If Dave
• 2:03:43
  Chappelle walked away, whatever his reasoning
• 2:03:45
  was, because I think there were a couple of reasons
• 2:03:47
  as to what happened, but the reason Chappelle's
• 2:03:50
  show is still on Comedy Central right now, even
• 2:03:53
  though... Most of the references are not even
• 2:03:56
  relevant. I think the people who watch Comedy
• 2:03:59
  Central, they remember it, but I don't know any
• 2:04:02
  Zoomers who really care about Comedy Central.
• 2:04:05
  But he walked away before it got out of hand.
• 2:04:08
  I was talking to somebody recently about the
• 2:04:10
  show Archer. Great show. And the person I was
• 2:04:13
  talking to was like, wow, that show didn't really
• 2:04:16
  last that long. What? Are you kidding me? 12
• 2:04:18
  years or whatever. Yeah, I said it was on like
• 2:04:21
  10 years, and I looked it up. No, it was 14.
• 2:04:24
  It was on from 2009 until December of 2023. And
• 2:04:30
  I think they would have kept it going had Jessica
• 2:04:34
  Walter not died. Yeah, and Ron Liebman, who was
• 2:04:38
  her husband as well. True. They probably could
• 2:04:40
  have kept it going. And the same with It's Always
• 2:04:43
  Sunny in Philadelphia. I'm sure there's great
• 2:04:45
  moments. I hear people say, oh, dude, the show's
• 2:04:47
  actually funnier now. I'm like, okay, it's the
• 2:04:49
  same people who say Howard Stern's funnier today
• 2:04:51
  than he was 30 years ago. But what we talked
• 2:04:57
  about six months ago on the show is people who
• 2:04:59
  stay at the party too long. And Bob Hope stayed
• 2:05:03
  at the party too long, and then he kind of became
• 2:05:05
  a joke. There's only been a few examples of people
• 2:05:09
  who kind of get out when they're on top. Some
• 2:05:12
  could say that Jerry Seinfeld did that with the
• 2:05:15
  show before it was getting... They could have
• 2:05:17
  easily done a few more seasons of Seinfeld, and
• 2:05:20
  it wouldn't have been as good as it was when
• 2:05:23
  it was on. There's very few examples. I like
• 2:05:26
  Shane Gillis. I think the show Tires should probably
• 2:05:29
  go only one more season because they have an
• 2:05:32
  opportunity where if Netflix just gave them a
• 2:05:35
  Brinks truck of money and backed it up into Shane
• 2:05:39
  Gillis' driveway, they could probably squeeze
• 2:05:41
  out 20 seasons of Tires. Do you want that as
• 2:05:46
  your legacy? Then you look at comic strips. So
• 2:05:50
  there was a comic strip, my favorite, I got it
• 2:05:52
  tattooed on my leg, is Calvin and Hobbes. To
• 2:05:55
  this day, it's still people's favorite comic
• 2:05:58
  strip in the newspaper. It lasted 10 years. It
• 2:06:02
  went from 85 to 95, and they asked Bill Watterson,
• 2:06:05
  why'd you end it? And he said, I said all there
• 2:06:07
  is to say. What else do you want me to do? Do
• 2:06:10
  you want Calvin to go to college? Do you want
• 2:06:12
  Calvin to comment on the iPhone? No, you leave
• 2:06:17
  it in the era that it was, because it still can
• 2:06:22
  be contemporary. Whereas you have other comic
• 2:06:25
  strips like Blondie, Ailey, that have been on
• 2:06:29
  for a hundred years in the newspapers, and they
• 2:06:34
  always try to resurrect some things and make
• 2:06:37
  contemporary references, but it's... There's
• 2:06:40
  no legacy with them. Or The Far Side is another
• 2:06:43
  example. Didn't last that long. I think it was
• 2:06:45
  in the newspapers 15 years. You can go down the
• 2:06:48
  street to your Barnes & Noble and get a Far Side
• 2:06:52
  calendar to this day. It hasn't been in the comic
• 2:06:56
  strips in 32 years. And that's what it is. People
• 2:07:00
  are swayed by the money. They're swayed by the
• 2:07:04
  influence. They're swayed by the fame that they
• 2:07:07
  will compromise their principles. And I think
• 2:07:10
  that's kind of what happened with Howard Stern,
• 2:07:11
  getting back to it, is that Stern, for how many
• 2:07:14
  years, ripped on podcasts and podcasters. It
• 2:07:19
  was beneath him that if you really wanted to
• 2:07:22
  do anything in the business, you would have a
• 2:07:23
  radio show. But then the world changed. The world
• 2:07:26
  changed around him. And he can't admit, okay,
• 2:07:31
  maybe this podcast thing seems to be working
• 2:07:33
  out. He has to kind of go, no, actually, I've
• 2:07:36
  always been ahead of the curve. But it's like
• 2:07:37
  the world passed... that Madonna and Howard Stern
• 2:07:41
  and all these people buy. And they're having
• 2:07:44
  troubles trying to adapt to a new medium, and
• 2:07:48
  it gets a new differing taste in music and entertainment.
• 2:08:01
  I mean, everything I wanted to say, you are literally
• 2:08:05
  taking out of my mouth. That sounds weird, but
• 2:08:07
  you know what I'm saying. That's hot. Yeah, no,
• 2:08:14
  it is an interesting thing because... We are
• 2:08:17
  at a time where you go on X or you go on Facebook,
• 2:08:23
  and there's a lot of AI slop out there. Your
• 2:08:27
  favorite bar or restaurant has an AI flyer. And
• 2:08:31
  everybody has that distinct look to it. Then
• 2:08:34
  you see an AI video, and as of this recording
• 2:08:38
  at the end of September 2026, You go, okay, yeah,
• 2:08:42
  it's AI, it's getting better, it's certainly
• 2:08:45
  better than it was just a few years ago, and
• 2:08:48
  it will continue getting better every time. The
• 2:08:51
  AI that was made yesterday will be better today.
• 2:08:54
  It's always going to be fixed. And not getting
• 2:08:57
  into a whole AI discussion of overlords or whatever
• 2:09:01
  the case is, we're gonna get to a point where
• 2:09:03
  people will consume AI content. There's a pushback
• 2:09:08
  against it right now, You probably will see that,
• 2:09:13
  you will hear that person doing the traffic who's
• 2:09:17
  not an actual person. Not only are they not from
• 2:09:20
  your town, they're not an actual person. They're
• 2:09:23
  not from this planet. And then you're going to
• 2:09:25
  probably have a time where AI music will top
• 2:09:28
  the charts. That'll probably happen. If it's
• 2:09:30
  not going to be Mariah Carey or Taylor Swift,
• 2:09:32
  it might be an AI song that tops the charts on
• 2:09:36
  Billboard. And what the people want, do the people
• 2:09:40
  want that? I... I think it's inevitable. And
• 2:09:44
  I think the way that we are looking at entertainment
• 2:09:47
  as we are on the backside of this decade and
• 2:09:51
  heading into a new one, people are going to have
• 2:09:54
  to try. You're going to have to be prepared for
• 2:09:57
  what the next thing is. So if you're a radio
• 2:10:00
  guy right now, whether you're Ryan Hoppe or other
• 2:10:02
  people, you have to understand that. It's a matter
• 2:10:08
  of time. You're on borrowed time. Now, I think
• 2:10:11
  a lot of other people are on borrowed time. But,
• 2:10:13
  Tony, I'm not just a radio guy. I'm more of a
• 2:10:16
  podcaster. I mean, I work in radio, but I saw
• 2:10:19
  the writing on the wall in 2022, so that's why
• 2:10:22
  I left a bone. So guys that are like middle -aged
• 2:10:26
  Gen Xers are the ones that are freaking out that
• 2:10:28
  a podcaster's show, but they have their producer
• 2:10:32
  do it, so they don't even know how to do it.
• 2:10:37
  I think for younger people, they are... because
• 2:10:41
  they weren't raised in the America that a lot
• 2:10:44
  of people were, all the promises of the American
• 2:10:47
  dream. If you're a 20 -something, you've basically,
• 2:10:50
  it's baked into the cake that, oh, okay, well,
• 2:10:53
  I guess, how am I going to get screwed today
• 2:10:56
  by this boss or by society or by the president
• 2:10:59
  or whatever the case is? And it's, so you have
• 2:11:04
  a very cynical, nihilistic Gen Z that's out there.
• 2:11:08
  And because of that, it's, could create some
• 2:11:11
  interesting content of being, because the Gen
• 2:11:14
  X was very cynical and nihilistic and it put
• 2:11:17
  out a lot of really, really good music and really
• 2:11:20
  good art in the eighties and the nineties. So
• 2:11:23
  I'm kind of, I'm fascinated by that, but I'm,
• 2:11:26
  I think a lot of people, once the boomers passing
• 2:11:31
  away, which is happening, it's happening today,
• 2:11:33
  it's happening tomorrow and it will continue
• 2:11:35
  going on that we're going to see a very, very
• 2:11:40
  different, multimedia landscape in just a couple
• 2:11:44
  of years. We already saw it a couple of years
• 2:11:46
  ago with the presidential election where Trump,
• 2:11:50
  like him or not, I'm not really a fan, obviously,
• 2:11:54
  right now. Somebody got in his ear, I think it
• 2:11:58
  was his son, Barron, who said, go on podcasts.
• 2:12:00
  Joe Rogan is the biggest thing. There's no reason
• 2:12:03
  to go on CNN anymore. You're going on Squawk
• 2:12:09
  Box, calling into Squawk Box. No one watches
• 2:12:11
  that. And yet Joe Rogan has millions that are
• 2:12:16
  watching or Theo Vaughn or some of these others.
• 2:12:18
  And yet, of course, since then, he doesn't do
• 2:12:22
  any of those. He just goes back and does Fox
• 2:12:23
  News and Mark Levin's show that no one watches.
• 2:12:26
  But the whole idea is, yeah, you do need to embrace
• 2:12:30
  this. And the reason why there seemed to be a
• 2:12:33
  generational shift in tone and messaging was
• 2:12:37
  because. Younger people are not getting their
• 2:12:40
  news anymore. I think it was Dave Smith who made
• 2:12:46
  this point. Let's say, for example, Joe Rogan
• 2:12:50
  said, I've said all there is to say, I'm done,
• 2:12:53
  I'm hanging my podcast up, like Marc Maron. I'm
• 2:12:56
  done with my podcast, that's it. Or if Spotify
• 2:12:59
  said, yeah, you've had too much misinformation
• 2:13:02
  or whatever, we're canceling. Do you think the
• 2:13:05
  listeners of the Joe Rogan experience are going
• 2:13:08
  to go back to watching CNN and Fox News. Well,
• 2:13:11
  no, of course not. They're going to find someone
• 2:13:12
  who's even more radical than Joe Rogan is. Joe
• 2:13:16
  Rogan is the moderate option at this time. So
• 2:13:19
  the listening habits, and it will have political
• 2:13:22
  impacts, it will have social and cultural impacts
• 2:13:25
  going forward. And I think people who are, like
• 2:13:31
  the boomers, I think they're too far gone right
• 2:13:33
  now. But if you're Gen X and millennial, You're
• 2:13:36
  going to have to be prepared for these changes
• 2:13:39
  right now, and you can't get caught with your
• 2:13:41
  pants down, especially if you're somebody who
• 2:13:43
  is, let's say you are a radio guy who doesn't
• 2:13:46
  know Adobe Audition, who doesn't know how to
• 2:13:49
  work Zoom or doesn't know how to upload video
• 2:13:53
  or using tools as far as posting stuff. It might
• 2:13:58
  be time to look into working a trade, becoming
• 2:14:01
  a plumber at this point. Tony Mazur. You got
• 2:14:06
  anything else? Oh, gosh. No, I mean, just check
• 2:14:12
  out my podcast for the Hoppy Hour, since this
• 2:14:16
  will also be on my show. You're already listening
• 2:14:18
  to my podcast, but no, my show, it goes out Wednesdays
• 2:14:24
  for free, but I do have a Patreon where I sound
• 2:14:27
  off on things that bother me. Hell yeah, you
• 2:14:30
  do. I do a few episodes per week. So yeah, it's
• 2:14:34
  patreon .com slash Tony Mazur, T -O -N -Y -M
• 2:14:37
  -A -Z -U -R. I do have a free tier. Sometimes
• 2:14:40
  I do put out some free content or I find old
• 2:14:43
  photos of myself and comment on them or old posts.
• 2:14:46
  And I give some goodies for the freebies and
• 2:14:50
  everything. But yeah, no, I'm still doing my
• 2:14:53
  show. I feel like I'm on a slow retirement tour
• 2:14:56
  because for as much as I've been ripping on so
• 2:15:00
  many other people in this show, I do feel like
• 2:15:04
  I am also having trouble trying to adapt to the
• 2:15:08
  new technology. Yeah, I feel that. Tony, I like
• 2:15:11
  your content. I just wish you did more video.
• 2:15:13
  And I'm going, first of all, I didn't get into
• 2:15:16
  this business to be a videographer. If I did,
• 2:15:18
  I'd be working. I would have worked at a television
• 2:15:20
  station. Instead, I worked in radio so I could
• 2:15:23
  wear flip -flops and an Alice in Chains t -shirt
• 2:15:26
  to work every day. But that's my whole thing
• 2:15:30
  is. I'm also having trouble trying to adapt.
• 2:15:34
  So what do I do going forward? Those three options.
• 2:15:37
  Either I continue adapting and I do more Instagram
• 2:15:41
  reels and I do TikTok videos. I put more of my
• 2:15:44
  content and I do all this and video spots and
• 2:15:48
  everything. Or I keep doing what I'm doing where
• 2:15:51
  I put out podcasts because I still believe there
• 2:15:53
  is some viability. Or the third option is I go
• 2:15:56
  away. I'm not ready to go away. I still have
• 2:15:59
  things I need to say. So I guess I'm in option
• 2:16:01
  two right now. I'm just going to keep on keeping
• 2:16:04
  on with my podcast, put some videos out there,
• 2:16:07
  and I guess hope for the best going forward.
• 2:16:10
  One more time. Plug away. How can people find
• 2:16:17
  you? Yeah, you can find me on I'm on X at Tony
• 2:16:21
  Mazur. I piss people off with my content. I'm
• 2:16:24
  all over. Just just look me up everything. But
• 2:16:26
  the main plug is just the podcast every Wednesday
• 2:16:29
  on your favorite pod catcher, as well as the
• 2:16:33
  the Patreon at Patreon dot com slash Tony Mazur.
• 2:16:37
  I want to have you on like once a month as like
• 2:16:40
  the official media critic. Yeah, I can be the
• 2:16:45
  media ombudsman. I can be like Brian Stelter
• 2:16:49
  at CNN. Yeah, it's perfect. Because you articulate
• 2:16:53
  very well a lot of what I think. A lot. I appreciate
• 2:17:00
  that. We're the old heads. Because I guess you
• 2:17:02
  could say that since you've been in the business
• 2:17:04
  now over 10 years, you're like one of the old
• 2:17:06
  timers. I have definitely, I call it a seasoned
• 2:17:09
  veteran. You're what the kids call an unk. Yeah,
• 2:17:14
  this lady told me not to refer myself as 10 years
• 2:17:18
  into business, but over a decade. Yes, that's
• 2:17:23
  true. It sounds better, I guess. Yeah, because
• 2:17:27
  if you say anything about 10 years, people think
• 2:17:29
  you have Epstein connections. Yeah, I am definitely
• 2:17:33
  not that. I am a lot of things, but I am not
• 2:17:35
  that. Tony Mazur, everything I needed to have
• 2:17:40
  said, you knocked it out of the park like the
• 2:17:43
  Guardian said. How are they going to do? In 45
• 2:17:46
  seconds, recap what's going to happen with the
• 2:17:49
  Indians -Guardians. Here's what's going to happen.
• 2:17:53
  The Rays are going to play the Dodgers in the
• 2:17:55
  World Series and possibly the final World Series
• 2:17:58
  for the foreseeable future. Oh, because of the
• 2:18:01
  strike? Yeah, there's going to be a lockout.
• 2:18:05
  That sucks. They are not close to coming to terms
• 2:18:09
  when it comes to salary caps. Why would they?
• 2:18:12
  There's a lot of that. Well, and now that you're
• 2:18:15
  not going to have to go to St. Petersburg anymore,
• 2:18:17
  eventually they're going to build that ballpark
• 2:18:19
  right on Dale Mabry Drive. So you'll be able
• 2:18:23
  to catch a Rays, a Tarpons, a Buccaneers game,
• 2:18:28
  all in that same area, which I think is actually
• 2:18:30
  preferred. Hopefully they can build up that district
• 2:18:33
  instead of cheap hotels like an Econo Lodge that
• 2:18:36
  I stayed at or car dealerships. Tony Mazur, how
• 2:18:42
  is your cat doing? Good. She hurt her back. I
• 2:18:48
  got the call right before you called me to do
• 2:18:51
  the podcast. She's just basically fat and out
• 2:18:56
  of shape and she must have jumped down and hurt
• 2:18:59
  her back like the rest of us. Yeah, she's well
• 2:19:01
  fed. She's definitely well fed. She's just a
• 2:19:06
  typical woman who retains her weight. On that
• 2:19:11
  note, we will end the segment. Thank you, Tony.
• 2:19:14
  Thank you, sir. I'll be right back. And in honor
• 2:19:18
  of Tony Mazur enjoying rock music, we're going
• 2:19:21
  to play this alleged clip of Soundgarden live
• 2:19:24
  in 2010. The hour will be right back. You probably
• 2:19:44
  had Taco Bell before. Whatever. We all need to
• 2:19:53
  be affectionate. And you can see that with Barack
• 2:19:55
  and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,
• 2:19:59
  kissing, even fisting. The semen was so big.
• 2:20:06
  Stop. And that's what real women need. Stop.
• 2:20:13
  person it looks like you went and got a on the
• 2:20:17
  ipad screen whatever the case might be in your
• 2:20:19
  hand and a sock you know whatever like thank
• 2:20:22
  you but also i would love to be getting railed
• 2:20:26
  but use bucket loads of lube if you think you
• 2:20:28
  have enough lube double it as a reminder if you
• 2:20:31
  don't feel like listening to this next song you
• 2:20:33
  can skip over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour
• 2:20:36
  takes pride in his selection so stick around
• 2:20:38
  folks oh yeah let me press this button right
• 2:20:41
  here Dropping knowledge bombs all in on the schemes.
• 2:25:22
  Legends in the game. Shaq's big presence. True
• 2:25:25
  hall of fame. Hoppy spills the tea, ain't playing
• 2:25:28
  tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left the same.
• 2:25:32
  Alright, so female reporters deserve to be respected.
• 2:25:39
  But when you catch a... female reporter on a
• 2:25:43
  hot mic. And they're sexualizing players. You're
• 2:25:50
  no different than Diana Rossini. You are bringing
• 2:25:54
  women back. For everyone that's good, like Doris
• 2:25:59
  Burke, who has totally improved in the last 15
• 2:26:01
  years. You have stupid reporters like Sarah Hodges
• 2:26:05
  in Sacramento. Talking smack on a hot mic. Which
• 2:26:12
  shows how unprofessional you are. That you don't
• 2:26:15
  realize you're on a hot mic at any moment. Friggin'
• 2:26:19
  dummy. Oh, are you dumb? Like, real dumb. Like,
• 2:26:29
  very dumb. 856 -773. I saw this last night and
• 2:26:44
  I literally could not believe that it wasn't
• 2:26:47
  AI. Sarah Hodges, the Sacramento Kings reporter,
• 2:26:54
  live. So what happened was, live I believe on
• 2:27:00
  Facebook and like YouTube and there was nobody
• 2:27:04
  at the podium yet so the microphone picked up
• 2:27:09
  this moron that's how you know you made it when
• 2:27:16
  you can say that I said that's what happens when
• 2:27:19
  you know that's being Sarah Hodges yeah if you're
• 2:27:22
  talking in third person you're a sociopath Man,
• 2:27:34
  she just sounds like a cackling moron. You're
• 2:27:37
  crazy. Alexa, how old is the NBA reporter Sarah
• 2:27:45
  Hodges? I'm not seeing a confirmed age for the
• 2:27:50
  NBA. Yeah, because you're not famous enough,
• 2:27:52
  honey. I didn't notice, like, his skin's, like,
• 2:27:58
  so smooth. Oh, yeah, that's so professional,
• 2:28:01
  having a reporter talk about the skin when you
• 2:28:04
  should be the one showing skin. Hold on, I thought
• 2:28:10
  Jordan Poole was your type. Oh, yeah, anybody.
• 2:28:14
  And by the way, you know she's married. She puts
• 2:28:19
  the sack in sack time. Jordan Poole. Yeah, does
• 2:28:26
  she not know who he is? Is she one of those reporters
• 2:28:29
  that just barely knows the kid? What about Zach
• 2:28:32
  Levine? This is where I get the interesting.
• 2:28:35
  Zach Levine has kind of a reputation. for possibly
• 2:28:39
  being a brat. It gets spicy. Oh, I'm sure it's
• 2:28:48
  totally not you being an annoying hag. Oh, it's
• 2:28:51
  the man's fault. Her husband, dude. If you're
• 2:28:55
  listening to this, because you probably found
• 2:28:56
  a video online, run from this woman. She's crazy.
• 2:28:59
  Get out of there. I saw a picture of you last
• 2:29:05
  night. I was looking up Sarah Hodges. You're
• 2:29:08
  a good looking enough guy. You don't deserve
• 2:29:10
  her. Or she doesn't deserve you. Your personality
• 2:29:27
  annoys me. You're a 0 out of 10. And you're like
• 2:29:29
  a 10 out of 10. That means you're like a 5 out
• 2:29:32
  of 10 if you do the math. You just seem like
• 2:29:35
  a prick, Ted Boyce. And you're just mad that
• 2:29:43
  he didn't pay attention to you, honey. Because
• 2:29:47
  he knows that you're a cackling hen who's just
• 2:29:49
  going to talk and make women look bad. Can you
• 2:29:56
  imagine if this happened at a WNBA game? Oh,
• 2:29:59
  yeah, killing Clark Hoppy. Sophie Cunningham.
• 2:30:03
  Let me sit on my face. You know she's a walking
• 2:30:12
  STD. Oh, Zach. If I'm her husband, I am not enjoying
• 2:30:25
  this. You just annoyed he ignored you. Now they're
• 2:30:39
  judging looks. Can you imagine if I said, Angel
• 2:30:41
  Clarke. Clark looks so much better than Ajaya
• 2:30:46
  Wilson or whatever her name is. I am sick of
• 2:30:50
  this double standard. Women go around talking
• 2:30:52
  about how men sexualize them. And then look at
• 2:30:55
  this. You're doing it to yourself, honey. All
• 2:31:00
  right. If you're talking about a skincare routine
• 2:31:04
  on a sports event, you probably shouldn't be
• 2:31:06
  a reporter. You should probably be on TV, but
• 2:31:09
  you're failed. So because you're hot, they're
• 2:31:11
  allowing you to be. Well, allowing sounds like.
• 2:31:13
  I don't want to make it be like, oh, the man
• 2:31:15
  allows her, but you're being a sports reporter
• 2:31:17
  because you feel that beauty. There was on leave
• 2:31:25
  after a video goes viral. Joni Lum is live with
• 2:31:29
  what the footage shows and why it's drawing attention.
• 2:31:32
  Yeah, these reporters are just, you know, having
• 2:31:35
  to report a murder. Hey, Joni. I think these
• 2:31:44
  two reporters don't support a claim of an unjustified
• 2:31:57
  police shooting. And there are multiple videos
• 2:32:00
  from door cameras. She got cars going by. Man,
• 2:32:10
  the local news is doing it to itself. Yeah, man,
• 2:32:37
  these Illinois cops just think they're better
• 2:32:40
  than us because they kind of are in some ways.
• 2:32:47
  Yeah, this cop just seems like a dirtier out
• 2:32:49
  and loser. Just an absolute... piece of garbage
• 2:32:52
  so you know while this is happening his wife
• 2:32:55
  the officer appears to call for backup and moves
• 2:32:59
  toward brown who is you need backup because you're
• 2:33:01
  a wimp you're a loser attempting to enter his
• 2:33:05
  home brown said the officer fired at him hitting
• 2:33:08
  his house multiple times uh this dude just thought
• 2:33:11
  he'd get away with it you need to always assume
• 2:33:13
  as a pig cameras and um got an official soundbite
• 2:33:23
  ending himself why'd you shoot the guy How long
• 2:33:36
  have you been a cop? Whether your wife cheats
• 2:33:41
  on you. I have too much fun here. He posted the
• 2:33:48
  video on social media claiming the officer was
• 2:33:51
  trying to kill him. It sounds like Dalton City
• 2:33:55
  that elected Tiffany Hanyard's having problems.
• 2:33:58
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  because the police officer wouldn't leave. Yeah.
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  rapper, of a cop stalking the famous female Chicago
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  veterans through the public defender's office
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  and the 12th judicial circuit court system but
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  the sarasota police department says jessica mcveigh
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  uh she looks insane she's an embarrassment to
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  the last name mcveigh because mike mcveigh is
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  from a woman behind bars oh what a delightful
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  Like, you don't think you're going to get caught.
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  Like, I know criminals are dumb, but she's, like,
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  As they warn others about what happened. Yeah,
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  be true, it's probably too good to be true. McVeigh
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  Public Defender's Office with the 12th Judicial
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  Uh, yeah, you know, they got to know each other.
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  was helping her with her affairs. Sarah said
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  a police say in July the victim asked McVeigh
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• 2:36:39
  ,000. Man, this is sad. She trusts this woman,
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  and McVeigh's just a loser. Police say McVeigh
• 2:36:45
  told the victim she would need to become her
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  power of attorney. So now she's grooming her
• 2:36:50
  like a loser. If a man did this, can you imagine?
• 2:36:54
  The victim signed the paperwork and assumed McVeigh
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  would handle her legal affairs. This passed August
• 2:36:59
  after the victim was released from jail. She
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  soon discovered McVeigh did not hire her an attorney
• 2:37:04
  and instead transferred the money to herself
• 2:37:07
  via Zelle. Well, here's the problem. That shouldn't
• 2:37:11
  be allowed to go over Zelle. That should have
• 2:37:12
  been caught, you know, when they have that limit.
• 2:37:14
  Or maybe that's Venmo. But the thing with it
• 2:37:17
  is this woman that got... Her money's stolen.
• 2:37:21
  She probably should have, like, you know, caught
• 2:37:23
  up a little bit. You know what I mean? Like,
• 2:37:25
  she probably should have stayed on top of it.
• 2:37:27
  But I also know when you trust somebody, you're
• 2:37:29
  not assuming this is going to happen. Police
• 2:37:31
  say the victim started going over her bank records
• 2:37:33
  and found McVeigh used her credit cards, transferred
• 2:37:36
  $50 ,000 from a CD account, and began zelling
• 2:37:39
  herself the money. It was in a CD, a ZD account.
• 2:37:43
  How bad? It was in a ZD account, and she's a
• 2:37:46
  CD person. Just a dirty, rotten loser. What's
• 2:37:54
  happening? I've been saying this since 2022 when
• 2:38:42
  they went under 500 with Tom Brady. And now we're
• 2:38:49
  in. And now Baker's hurt. Rodding us of nine
• 2:38:56
  figures of money. Sit back. You shouldn't be
• 2:39:03
  clapping to them. Hey, what's going on here?
• 2:39:07
  How bad is a dislocated thumb injury for an NFL
• 2:39:12
  quarterback? Probably painful because that's
• 2:39:14
  how you throw the ball. L .A.'s Georgia MacArthur
• 2:39:16
  joins us live from Raymond James Stadium after
• 2:39:18
  speaking with sports medicine specialists. I
• 2:39:20
  just want to return. fans about mayfield's road
• 2:39:23
  to recovery so georgia what are they saying about
• 2:39:25
  the chances of getting back on the field i guess
• 2:39:28
  how long yeah they say it'll all depend on baker
• 2:39:33
  mayfield how long it'll take him to obviously
• 2:39:35
  but the season's over with alexa what is the
• 2:39:38
  record of the panthers the carolina panthers
• 2:39:43
  are one to two this season sitting atop the nfc
• 2:39:45
  south yeah the nfc south is always bad i mean
• 2:39:48
  if the bucks could have won one or two games
• 2:39:50
  they'd be in first place And just like Jeff mentioned,
• 2:39:53
  it is encouraging. The doctor I spoke to who
• 2:39:55
  did not examine Mayfield, but said it is encouraging
• 2:39:57
  knowing that there are no fractures or torn ligaments.
• 2:40:01
  Oh, that's good. Seasons over, though. He said
• 2:40:04
  this is an extremely difficult injury for any
• 2:40:07
  quarterback, given how much pressure it takes
• 2:40:09
  the thumb to throw the football. Yeah, you know
• 2:40:11
  what I'm saying? And also speaking to fans. And
• 2:40:13
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• 2:40:17
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• 2:40:21
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• 2:40:23
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• 2:40:27
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• 2:40:30
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• 2:40:33
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• 2:40:36
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• 2:40:38
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• 2:40:41
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• 2:40:44
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• 2:40:47
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• 2:40:53
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