Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Kerry's Short Hawaii Trip For February 19th, 2025

Transcript

Kerry's Short Hawaii Trip For February 19th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: All right, So we had a three day weekend this weekend,
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: some of us did.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, you know how I feel about that.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: So Sue and I decided, well, let me back up
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: a bit.
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: Some months ago, there was a big family tripped planned
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: with with Sue's brother and family members, and we were
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: all going to meet down in Maui and run a house,
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: have a good time.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: For like like four or five days.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so we we bought our tickets on Hawaiian
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Airlines and uh, then we had an emergency in the
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: family had to cancel the trip. So you call Hawaiian
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Airlines and say I got to cancel. They say, well,
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: that's funny.
• 0:50
  Speaker 4: Refund we don't do that.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: Now, we don't do that.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: Uh, you have to use these tickets. And not only
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: do you have to use these tickets, you have to
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: use them before the end of February or you will
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: lose all that money a waste. Yeah, their return policy sucks.
• 1:07
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so we waited and we waited and we waited,
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: and we finally, Okay, we got this three three day weekend. Well,
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: what we'll do is we'll book first class. We'll use
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: up all the money. Yeah, you know, first class seats
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: on Hawaiian airlines will go down for a quick weekend
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: get away to Honolulu. Sure, okay, and uh and this
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: was a grudge trip is what I kept calling it.
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: This is this is a grudge against Hawaiian Airlines.
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: We're going to use these whether you like it or not.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: And since it's first class, you get complimentary beverages. And
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: so I thought I'll teach them a lesson. I will
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: drink all their liquor.
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: It's a long flight. You get a lot of.
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: Long long flight them five and a half hours, and
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: and and this, you know, the flight attendant just keeps
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: bringing the yeah you know. But anyway, so we we
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: we sit down. Flight attendant very nice, helpful. She brings
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: a plate of Macadamian us.
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: Oh you're going to Hawaii.
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: I get to eat all of these, and I can
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: have more, I said, more Macadamian.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: That's more.
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: So we can start you off before we take off
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: with the following drinks. We have this signature my tie that.
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: We well, yes, of course, so.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: Keep them coming system, That's what I told her, So
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: keep them coming. So I thought, well, I better not
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: just keep doing my ties. I better go back and forth. Yeah,
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: I'll do my tie shard name my.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Good good plan.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize, oh how bad it was. M and
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: I should have realized because my ties the main ingredients
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: dark rum, dark rum my y does not do you well.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: Dark rum is my enemy.
• 2:58
  Speaker 5: Did you get in a rustling with the flight attendant
• 3:01
  Speaker 5: on the no the aisle. No, nearly got into one
• 3:05
  Speaker 5: with Sue.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we we arrive and I I.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: It just said it suddenly cut up, caught up with me.
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: I don't remember getting to the hotel.
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: Harry Jackson, good for you.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, and Sue says, being on the bulkhead probably screwed
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: you to the in flight always checked on us first
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: because as they were going back and forth. So yeah,
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: we're right there next to where they're preparing everything.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: Keep them coming, sister.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: And so we arrive in in Honolulu, we check into
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: the hotel and it's it's just bad.
• 3:44
  Speaker 5: Now. You spend the rest of the weekend sleeping it off.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: I wish I could have. So, so Sue's like leading
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: me around. She goes, we got to get some food
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: in you or something. So she's she's dragging me through
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: the streets of Honolulu.
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: And when I say, dragging me.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: I mean that, well, eat me, I should say, And she.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Said, you're not standing up right, You're not. Yes, I
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: am standing up right. Apparently I was walking like and
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: she's like, we got to get some food in you.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: So she drags me into an ABC store and buys
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: me an egg salad sandwich and a big thing.
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: Of water and says, you're gonna get there. Go you
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: win this round Hawaiian Airlines. That's all I could say.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was.
• 4:35
  Speaker 4: It was bad. That is a that is a quick
• 4:38
  Speaker 4: around for Hawaii garry.
• 4:40
  Speaker 5: That is, so you get there on you left Saturday
• 4:44
  Speaker 5: Saturday morning, or like you get there.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I started drinking at six six am.
• 4:48
  Speaker 5: I think you get there at Saturday afternoon, and so
• 4:52
  Speaker 5: you got Sunday and then you have to come back Monday.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, we came back late Sunday. We were driving.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: We flew back overnight and got here Monday morning at
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: five am.
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: But that day after that is just pain, A lot
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: of a lot of pain. The only solution for that
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: is more more alcohol.
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: Well that's what I thought, the dog. But here's the thing,
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: I couldn't bring myself to drink. I understand that too.
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, I got to calm down here, all right,
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: and sus like, we got to get some food in you,
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: more food in you.
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: And it's like, we're not going to go out for
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: dinner tonight. I know, we thought about it.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: But you're in no shape order room service, and so
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: we ordered room service this wygu burger thing and that
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: thing was so greasy.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: I haven't thought about throwing up in a long time.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: Oh but the yeah, ordinarily this burger would have been delicious.
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: So it wasn't the burger's fault. It wasn't the burger's fault.
• 5:57
  Speaker 4: You did.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: It was my fault.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want to blame the unnecessarily Mike, and Nashville says, yes,
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: my tie before Chardon ain never been sicker.
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: Is the same people who came up with squirrel fight.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: It's that same.
• 6:11
  Speaker 5: It's uh, you know, I can see the burger standing
• 6:14
  Speaker 5: up on the plate and saying, this ain't my fault, buddy, But.
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought about trying.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: But anyway, we got up the next day and we're
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: walk so much walking around Honolulu and h yeah, sadly,
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: our last meal in Honolulu was was not good.
• 6:29
  Speaker 5: Not good.
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was barbecue.
• 6:33
  Speaker 4: Just I feel like this is a letdown of a trip.
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: The whole trip was.
• 6:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And the horrible thing about Hawaii to when you
• 6:40
  Speaker 5: go there is that you have to fly back at night, but.
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: You have to check out of the hotel in the day.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: So then it's what do you do all day with
• 6:48
  Speaker 3: no hotel room?
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: That's exactly We've had to check out at noon and
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: walk around until like five pm. And I told Sue,
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: I said, well, next time, let's just spend the money
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: and then that way we have room and we can
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: leave when you take a shower, and leave when we
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: need to leave.
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: And you know, and also next time, I kept thinking
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: all weekend, we're gonna hear from Carrie and he's going
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: to call and say, well, now that we're here, we're
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: going to stay a couple more days.
• 7:13
  Speaker 4: No, No, that was a long way to go for
• 7:15
  Speaker 4: two days.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, it was.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: Again it was a grudge trip, so I had to
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: take care of all that. Ten miles the day after
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: my drunken day, Yeah, we walked ten miles.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I was, you know, all day Monday, I
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: was walking a little old man.
• 7:34
  Speaker 4: But so no beach time.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: No, we got near the beach. We were there on
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: a Sunday. There was a lot of church.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: On the beach and we were remember where you got
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: stung by a bee?
• 7:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, on beach, stung by a bee on Waikiki.
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was there. But there was a lot of
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: church and they were doing baptisms in the ocean.
• 7:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're gonna do it, I suppose I
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: would have just said, just put me under and leave
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: me under. Let Jesus take me for real ease. But yeah,
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: But then after that I started to recover and I
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: was able to have some beverages normally, and now I'm
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: back to normal.
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: But it's the dark rum. It's the dark rum. And
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: I just and I made the mistake of.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: Saying to the to the to the hostess, keep them coming.
• 8:30
  Speaker 5: And there's a there's a lot of sugar in the
• 8:31
  Speaker 5: rum and a lot of sugar in the in just
• 8:34
  Speaker 5: what the mix of.
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: The exactly, And it was just here's the thing about
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian airlines, the first class it's just okay. It reminds
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: me an awful lot of regular class in the old days.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: You got a meal, the seat was okay.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: Not it's not.
• 8:51
  Speaker 4: Worth the money.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: It's not worth it, not worth if you're thinking about it.
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: That's just me. That's just me.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: My tie before chardinery, before shard. Carrie cannot play chardonnay
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: before my tie. Carrie is okay to fly.
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: You're trying to You're getting there.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: Look workshop that a little bit more